Welcome To Your Mom's House with Tom Segura & Christina P!
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, my favorite new video. I love that.
Who do you think will come first, though, you or your dad? Holy shit. I mean, that's the hottest thing I can imagine. This is big for me. Once I shove my tongue in your ass, you black out. Can I have a glass of milk? You're into, like, comedy roadkill. I'm coming to get that booty. I don't want to. No, no, no, no. Well, you know what? I'm speaking my truth. Yes! What did you think would happen? Ah!
We've had all these. Some of them died. I mean, look at the way that ball bag sags. I've never seen this dynamic where the chef just takes phone calls. Actual menstrual blood in there. Very good for the skin. What are we doing here? A lot of range on this show. Just let me try it out. I can go fuck that guy. You can go fuck that guy. What the fuck are you watching? This is YouTube. These are my people. Imagine a pig with tits. What if we're only doing...