EP.223 - GATE PROGRAM THEORY, ELON MUSK'S SON EXPOSES SECRET & GHOST SCREAM THEORY
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If you remember this stuff, you're probably part of the gate program. Remember what they made you forget. Look. Yo, it's the same headphones every time. Yeah, it's the headphones. It was like this. They made me and they made all of us drink. The government may be hiding underground. There was a guy who had his phone and he was in a random field. And he heard he was being haunted by a really angry spirit because the spirit was her unborn child. At first, she felt. And soon, they're going to put AI into the game. The game characters might become conscious.

Your acid is perfect, bro. Like, you don't even have to be wearing that shit. I'm actually blind. I can't even see the camera, bro. I deadass can't even see the numbers on that shit. We're not even going to get into this. I've ordered like four more of these. Of glasses? But it's the fake Cro-Marts. You should've just got the fake ones. Yeah. Let's not even get into that. Let's not even get into that. Oh,

Oh, you know what's funny though? Yeah, yeah. Because we have a... Never mind, I'm not going to say that. What, a theory? I had like a family theory. Okay. Never mind, I don't want to disrespect you, but I'll just give you a little bit. Okay. But like, we have a family member that doesn't have like bad eyesight. Yeah. But everybody in the family has bad eyesight. Like, yo, how'd you not get it? And I'm like, wait a minute. You know what?

I know that comedian that he's like, his famous quote was making fun of people with Down syndrome. - Do you want? - No, no, it's the other, it's a white guy. It's a white guy that got canceled for SNL. - I don't know. - Fuck, I forgot he's, fuck, but he's really popular. - Is it Pete Davidson? - No, no, no, no, it's not. But his main joke was like, "Oh yeah, you could tell by looking at me that my family has Down syndrome and everybody starts," and he's like, "Oh yeah, it nicked me, it nicked me though."

Oh, so he still has it? No, no, he doesn't have it. He's just making a joke. Like, it almost got me. That's like your family with the glasses. I know Theo Vaughn always drops it. But Theo Vaughn, he's like certified, I guess. Whatever he says. Honestly, anything that comes out of a comedian's mouth, you have to be like, oh, okay, okay. It's just for play. It's just for play. It's like sparring. High key, that's what you have to take comedy as. It's like sparring. So you don't take it like a fight. You take it as, okay, this is just practice.

yeah and you can tell the people like you kick them a bit like in light sparring you kick them a bit like hard and then they start trying those are the yo because if you hit a nerve there's like certain nerves you can hit with somebody yeah that's literally just like spark yeah because if you hit someone too hard they're literally gonna be like oh okay dino fam you have you sparred with dino yet i did yeah bro he yo i remember remember i invited all the boys yeah to like come spar he

when I kicked him fam like he started going crazy like he started like punching me full palm like yo it's light sparring he's like nah not f***ing I'm like what do you mean f***

Have you ever got into it with somebody though? Or it's been years for you, huh? Yeah. No, probably not. Nah? Nah? You never got into it? I haven't got the chance to, yeah. But it's good. I'd rather not. It's better like that. I'd rather not. It's better like that. But Jordan Peterson, he had like a... Ah, f***. I don't want to quote that guy, but... I don't even want to quote that guy. But he had like a theory. I just thought it was interesting. Yeah.

But he pretty much said it's really important for boys or men to have rough play. What does that mean? So in the sense of this, it's like the only way you can grow as a man or just even be stronger in situations where you're going to be around your boys all the time, you kind of have to be in situations where you guys fight.

Like, you should be able to take hits. If you can't take hits, then the whole team is weak. It sucks. Because that means if you can't take hits from your homies, you're letting the leader or whoever the strongest is fight them. By themselves. That's crazy. That's like the Rolling Loud thing. Like, I wasn't going to fight. I was going to send you guys up. But that was before I hit the gym. That was before. Regardless if you can fight or not, you have to show up for your homies, bro.

Yo, you're supposed to be Takamichi bro. Takamichi has the most heart. He has the most heart. He can't fight. He can't fight. That's true. We're talking about Tokyo Revenge if you guys don't know. We have like inside joke Gavin Takamichi.

You know what character I am? No, I haven't watched it yet. Leave that in the comments if you guys know what we're talking about. If you watch Tokyo Revengers, the anime, leave that in the comments who you think I am in the anime because obviously Gavin's Nakamichi. Bro, that's how I know it's a diss because I asked one of my friends, right? Yeah. I was like, oh, Carlos has recommended me this anime. It's not a diss. No, no, no, no, no, but this is how I knew it was a diss. It was like, oh, yeah, like...

he says like, I'm like this character. Automatically, she's like, she starts dying. It's just, I'm like, okay, what are you dying about? She's like, I know exactly the character you are, but why is she dying of laughter? It's not this. It's just, it is you. I know. Bro has the most heart. Yeah, yeah. He just can't fight. You know what I'm saying? Like, he has the most heart though. Trust me. It's a compliment. It's a compliment. Yeah, yeah.

Watch it and then we can talk about it. Oh also I have a Jordan pool theory Jordan Jordan pool theory will happen to Jordan pool No, no, cuz Jordan pool like whatever he plays Good. Yeah, it pans to the crowd and there's usually like baddies around, right? So it was so funny yesterday we were at the gym and I knew it this proved that if that theory was true So I was there with two of my guys, right? We're doing ab work, right? And

And we were done. I said, like, my friend's telling me, yo, let's go get McDonald's, bro. I'm fucking tired, right? McDonald's after the change. Yeah, McDonald's after abs. So there's these two girls that walk out of the change room. We've never seen them before. They see him. Bro, I'm doing my ab workout. I look to my right. My friends are cranking out like that. My other friend, he's wearing like an undershirt. He's lifting up his shirt. No way. He's like, yo, Davin, it's getting a little chilly in here. What do you mean? That's actually funny.

That's just the Jordan Poole effect. That's what they say. They say like if people are watching you show. I think I'm like that too though. Everyone's like that. Even just it's like a do or die thing. If people are watching you, you can't fuck up. You know, if anything, you just lock in more. Yeah.

But you think some people opposite where they have like stage fright? Cause I know some people under pressure, they crack. Yeah. Did I tell you? Remember I told you in my basketball, the reason I quit because my, whenever I missed a free throw or I missed, or I did a really bad turnover or anything, I looked at my dad in the crowd right away. And it became such a habit that he's like, yo, you got to stop looking at me. Like, why are you looking at me like 20 plus times per game? Every time I messed up. Is he mad?

Oh, shit. There's two in your head. I'm two in my head. And that was when I was a kid. I didn't have no confidence. You know what I mean? That just broke me down. I have a question for you. Do you ever think, like, when you were a kid, did you ever have those thoughts of, could I be adopted or could I be, like, somebody else? Oh, I didn't. Never? No. Did you? Nah, I look too much like my mom and dad. Yeah, I think that's why it's, like, subliminal. I don't think I could think of that. But, honest...

It would be interesting because that's sick lore. It's interesting because I saw there's this mystery that's going really viral on Instagram. And there's this guy. He took a video and he said his mom told him he's old enough to have his own papers, like all his documents and stuff. So he's going through his documents and it's a huge file bin. He finds this one folder and inside there's a missing kid photo. A missing kid. Okay. Did it look like him? It was him.

And the name on the photo wasn't his name. Oh. It was a different name. But it's a missing kid. So he has a twin that's missing. So he started freaking out because he's looking through all of these different documents and there's more documents. Oh, I've seen it. He went to a different school or like he's from this place. Hmm.

Maybe a different mother. My goodness. But it's his picture on a missing kid poster. And I'm going to show you the video. Let me see. Yeah, let me see. Look at this. Look. So he's starting to freak out because he's wondering like, am I a kidnapped kid? Okay. Am I like not actually my parents' kid? Look. Holy shit. Let me see. And I'm going through it looking for my birth certificate because I want to buy a passport. When the hell did I go missing? See all these photos. When the hell did I go missing? Okay.

Why was I never told? I saw this photo. I need to call my mom right now because why the fuck is there a photo of me with a missing sign? And I was looking at this. I was like, hold on. How many times did I go missing? Because this is for safety kids and blah, blah, blah. So you rip this out when a kid goes missing. And why is it? Yo, it's a missing person's like document, bro. Missing this whole cutout. Why was it cut out?

and he's freaking out now he's speechless man George Jimenez dog that is not my name yo the fact that he's laughing is actually jokes though made this as a joke when I was a kid but who the hell is George Jimenez so it was like an inside joke with his family that he's not actually there nah bro I need to call my mom cause why is this I never went missing

Look look read it. Come home soon George. We all love you. It's a prank. It's like a prank. Okay. Why the hell is this here? And why am I missing this slip? Crazy. That's funny bro. So you know what happened? What? What?

So he called his mom. Yeah. And his mom, his mom pretty much told him like, oh, that was because your aunt was looking for you. This and that and that. Yeah. But it just made it, it made him even more confused because the way she said it sounded really, really suspicious. Like, wait, what the fuck? What do you mean? Oh, it's just, it's just some dick. So don't even worry about it. So he hung, he hang up the phone and he's like, wait, that,

That's it? No, wait, hold on. So he's freaking out more and then he's starting to guess everything. And then finally he calls back his mom and his mom tells him the truth. Like, yo, we're just pranking you. That's fucking crazy. Imagine that. That's a great setup too. That's funny as fuck though. Have you ever got lost like from your parents one time? You ever got lost? Yeah. Like, like, oh fuck. Like Carlos is missing. Like your mom's like, oh, where's Carlos? When you were small? No.

- No, I never got lost. Oh, there's this one time I might've said on the podcast before, but I went camping one time. - Oh, okay. - I was camping and this was like upper Ontario, feel me? So there was this one, you know how there's a shower, like washroom area on the campsite, but obviously you have to walk from your campsite over there. I decided, oh shit, I gotta go pee, I'm gonna go there. So I walk by myself, feel me? And there's this guy waiting outside.

of the room, of the washroom and the shower area.

And he's just like standing there. And I walk in and he walks in right after me. Yeah. And he just waits like by the door. And you're like in the woods? Keep in mind, I'm still a kid, right? Literally, he know I'm not a regular kid. I had a pocket knife on me, bro. Wait, how old are you, fam? I had a big blade. I think I had a blade like this big. It was a folding knife. Why as a kid? And I'm smart. I'm street. I'm not stupid. So I knew he, low key, he was probably gonna do something. So I went to go pee and I'm just watching my back, but

I have like one hand in my pocket like this. Literally on the flipper of my, on my knife. Just like this. Cause I'm not stupid. I know what he's trying to do. And it looks like he's just about to walk toward me. No, I swear to God, Gavin, like he's just about to walk toward me. And you up the knife? And then my uncle comes into the, into the washroom. And he says something to be like, oh, what are you doing? Blah, blah, blah. And you're just laughing. I'm about to go stab him.

You see what's happening right now? I should've... Yo, if I said something, he's lucky I didn't say nothing. Yeah, good. If I said something to my uncle, like, yo, he looks like he's trying to molest me, bro. Yeah, yeah, real shit. If I said that shit, he would've been beaten up or pulled. No, that's W awareness from your uncle. Maybe he knew and...

No, maybe. Maybe, but he just came in after me type thing. Because I went to walk by myself. But imagine what would have happened because I was little. And this guy looked like he was up to no good. I'm not going to lie. Like, why would you be waiting, walk in after me, and then just stand by the door? Yeah.

Some people that do that shit, it's so obvious, right? And talking about kids going missing too, there was another case that I've seen. And it was at the end of 2024 about a lady who's seen all these kids in a semi-truck. But what gave it away, she was like, that's her job to inspect all the semi-trucks. So she goes in, she's doing her job, boom. Goes to the next one, goes to the next one. She sees a guy pull up in a full...

fat semi truck and get out, right? But he's sweating and he's looking everywhere, right? And the video that goes viral is the lady with the cops and she's like crying. She's hyperventilating because fam, when she opened the door of that semi truck, it was a bit open. The guy goes into the gas station to get some snacks, opens it. Yo, she said stacks on stacks on stacks of bodies, fam. I think I heard about this. Of kids, yeah. She said it looks like food.

Yeah. This was on YouTube. I'm pretty sure. And then it was crazy because the plot twist right after. Yeah. Two days after that same person on the news that exposed this was found in a suitcase. Oh, yeah. When the police cracked down and opened the suitcase, there was a note. It said something of like, this is what happens when you see something you're not. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah.

Nah, that's wild. Exactly. So that was a straight human trafficking job. Like you weren't supposed to see that. That's the same woman? Yeah. Oh shit. That saw it. Cause I remember this was news. This was news. And that video, what happened to that video, it was going viral and it was getting shares a lot. Yeah. But eventually it was hard to find it. Cause

Because I think what happened was, who knows who's pulling the strings. That video became like a flagged video where if you try, and it wasn't even showing anything bad. It was literally just the reaction of the woman saying there's bodies in the truck.

But that video itself is hard to find. I don't know if you can find it now. Maybe now because it's posted. But yeah, it's different. It's crazy still. I have a story though. I was going to tell you. So I was on TikTok and I was scrolling and I came across this one video talking about the GATE program. Do you know what the GATE program is? No, what is that? Bro. The GATE program?

So I never, I never really put too much energy to even thinking if I'm part of that shit. But what the fuck? So there's this thing called the gate program and it's pretty much like gifted and talented, whatever. Right. Okay. Now I wasn't in gifted in elementary school, but,

But I remember before I went to school, okay, first off the GATE program, it's pretty much this, it's this group of kids that get sent 'cause they're special. Like they're, not special ed, but like intelligence. Yeah, special intelligence. And they teach them things, right? Now the conspiracy is the kids that were sent here were being tested for like psychic abilities. - What the fuck? No way you got sent here. - Hold on, hold on bro. So there's this video.

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There's this, bro, there's this video. If there's like a mole on you, you're a centaur? No. Oh, it's even crazier than that. What? Yo, it's even crazier than that. Hold on. But first off, there's this video I came across. They're talking about if you remember this stuff, you were probably part of the gate program. Yeah. So these were like the headphones you wear. Yeah, everyone had those. I know, I know. But look, let it play out. Okay, okay. But you would listen to this.

I remember this is exact audio fam. You remember doing the... So it was like a guy...

Guided audio lesson and it sounded just like that I remember wearing headphones and I had to do this bro and then did you never did this before no so these things it was like you took string Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did though. Okay. Okay Leave down in the comments if you were part of the game

Because apparently it's huge. Like, it was all over North America, U.S., and Canada. And across multiple, multiple schools. And it was a government, like, I don't know, I guess, like, program? Okay. What else did they do with them? Let's see. I was just looking. Yeah. These flashcards, do they look familiar? Yeah, they kind of do. They do? Okay, okay. So, these were some of the things they used to test.

Kind of reminds you of Squid Game, no? Yeah. Okay. Let me show you another. Okay. Gate. Everything was familiar, but I don't remember doing it. You know what I mean? Let me show you something. So it's called the Gifted Child Program, right? Okay. Hold on. One of the things... Do you know what this is? No.

So apparently people from gate are obsessed with this sequence called the Fibonacci sequence. Okay. I remember doing work with that shit though. That's what's fucking weird. So apparently Fibonacci sequence is on is like a it's a frequency that resonates in nature everywhere It's like a frequency of life or something. Yeah, but they had you studying it weird. We're just fucking

So people are saying it's very similar to what happened in Stranger Things. That program, it's to test the minds of kids if they were special or not or like what they could do with. Yo, I remember I think it was before grade one.

It was before I got moved to a school. My mom took me to this next school. And I was literally only there for, I think, a couple days. But I don't know for sure. You sure it was not, like, summer school or something? No, fam. This was before, like, regular school. Oh, okay. And this gets weird. Because they made me and they made all of us drink this pink drink in, like, small paper cups. And that's what they say people from Gate were drinking. What?

Wait, so you actually did this? No, I swear. Like, there's no Mandela effect. There's no Mandela. Look, I'm telling you. I'm telling you what happened. How do you even remember that so long? Yo, so the thing is, people remember slight things. I honestly don't remember much. I honestly don't remember much from it. And then that's what people say, like, yo, if you're a part of GATE, you're not supposed to remember, like,

part of that shit. Cause that's, that's the whole thing. Yeah. But I do remember working with those things. I do remember the Fibonacci sequence shit. I do remember literally when there was a TikToker, I'm going to see if I can pull it up. There's a TikToker that said part of one of the things. Oh, here, remember what they made you forget. Look, yo, it's the same headphones. It's the headphones. It was like this. Yeah. It was like, it was like, uh,

Okay, this is obvious. Everybody did this. But it was stuff like this too. It was even just regular schoolwork, but it was weird. And these cups, bro! These cups! I've seen those cups before. Hold on, no, no. But look, look. I'm going to see if they have it. There's not a good picture.

It wasn't that exact cup. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm going to see if I can find the picture. Yeah, yeah. Here. Okay. Gifted education. That's what they called it, right? They call it gifted education. Talented and gifted program. And they had different names for it. Okay. Now, um...

People are saying it's similar to... Fuck, that's not the one, bro. Yo, the only test that I remember doing is the EQAO fucking in elementary and kindergarten. No, this was a different school, bro. Show and tell. That was it, bro. So does your mom remember driving you there? Yeah. No, she dropped me there. Oh, so she 100% knows too. What the heck?

Fuck, I can't even find it. Is it this? No, it's not this. But okay, just imagine like really small paper cups. Somebody posted it because you were talking about gate. Okay. Somebody posted it. It's literally just small paper cups like this and then a little bit of like a pink fluid. And I remember we would drink it and then we would like do our homework and shit.

But it wasn't like homework. It was like, it was stupid. It was stupid test though. Cause if I could remember, I remember it was just a lot of pictures and stuff. But this, keep in mind, this is before elementary school. So I went to this school for like a week, I want to say, or less than. It was like a week bootcamp. I want to say that's how long it felt. I don't know. And then I, I got, just got put into regular school. Was there, was there anybody else with you? Like did you, or like. Yeah, there was a lot of kids. There were a few kids there.

Yeah, but we're all like different ages though. So, okay. No, we're all different ages. That's the one thing I do remember. We're all different ages. So, taking all that information, what would they have done with you? The theory is that these programs were to try and crack

down on kids that might have potential for, this is the theory, like, powers, psychic abilities, or just something different. Like, they can tap into frequencies or whatever. Okay. Now, there's another TikTok I saw, because I went down a rabbit hole with this shit. Okay, bad, bad, bad, bad. So, common characteristics of children involved in gait, okay? Okay. Some of them are, like, really weird. Some of them are, like, mutations, kind of. Okay. Okay.

One of them is blue eyes, which is like, okay, some people have blue eyes, cool. Forehead scars, okay, maybe, whatever. Oh, that's Sharon. He has a forehead scar. Some people say psychological characteristics such as high IQ, interest in phenomenons, intuitive memory loss, migraines, moral intensity. What the fuck?

Prenominations, life history, blah, blah, blah, boom. Okay? Being a firstborn son is one of them. Okay. Okay? Early speech therapy. I had early speech therapy because I used to stutter all the time. Really? Yeah. They look for people that may have had near-death experiences, especially drowning for some reason. You're a swimmer. Did you ever drown? No. Oh, man.

But this is where it scared me. An Occipital Bun. A Math Bump. That's what people call it. So, give me your hand. Woah. You know how some people have a bump here? Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. Look at mine though. Feel it, feel it. So, this is the bottom.

Oh, what the fuck? You feel that? Oh, I don't have it. Go. What is that? It's big, right? Yeah, what the fuck is that? Yeah, exactly. So, what they say about the... Yo, isn't that... Wait, did he... Yeah, because that's... It's like a ball, fam. That's what I'm saying. That's why it's weird, bro. Yeah, yeah. It's dead ass, like, huge. But that's what a math bump is? Yeah, but I'm not... I'm shit at math. What?

No, but maybe that's what it is. If you have that, you actually should have. Hold on, hold on. But this is what it apparently... Here, I'll sip it all. No, yo, don't.

Yeah, it's weird. So check this out. Check this out. Guy has a tennis ball in the back of his head, bro. Okay, here. Obstetral bone function. It pretty much, it's used for like visual processing of your brain. Okay. Like if you have that, it's a sign of that. Hold on. Okay, that's why when you do math, instead of counting on your fingers and shit, you just imagine, you visualize the apples. No, no, no. The math function.

You're not you're not part of Gabriel. You're not you know the head shake exactly you're not part of Gabriel a lot Okay, so this is what it does Significance of subdued. Oh, okay ready. Yeah, this is your spatial processing distance and depth perception color determination object and face recognition and memory formation but

I don't know why mine is huge bro. Yeah, yours is huge. So that's why I'm like, okay, because that was a weird time in my life. I'm not going to lie. It's kind of blurry. Yeah. But I do remember that shit. But the thing that scared me the most was the pink drink. Mmm.

That's what scared me the most. No lie, that scared me the most. And you think I'm making this shit up. I'm not making this shit up. The first time, obviously, I'm probably not going to believe it, but it's like, damn. No, I actually went to classes in this thing. But some people, because I remember later down the line in elementary school,

Some of my friends, we did like a whole class test and some of them got picked for the gifted program, like another gifted program. And they got sent away to like more schools. And they ended up going. Yeah, in our school, the only, we didn't even have the advanced. We didn't have that at all. We didn't have advanced and gifted. It was straight like grade seven, grade eight, right? So I guess it was only in some schools. Yeah. But one thing I do remember in grade one. Okay.

My teacher put me into different testing. Yeah. Because I remember I was doing like certain readings and then there was a time in class my teacher sent me away to another teacher and I had to do tests with this other teacher. But it was because she wanted to see something. If you could do it. Yeah. Like she wanted to see like my intelligence or something.

Well, it wasn't because I was bad because I was really, really good. I was very bright in, I think it was like linguistics and like reading and stuff, right? Remember that test that we all had to do? You passed that, right? The first try? Yeah, yeah. No, but like, obviously. No, the most embarrassing part of that though was when they would call up like, oh, I think they would say who on the announcements like failed the linguistics, the math, and the things like...

Please. They don't say that on announcements. No, they did. They did. They did, like, Angela Brown, can you please come down? And we knew why he was going down. You know what I mean? No, no. No, remember? I do remember. But it was not on the announcements. It was just, like, in the class. Oh, yeah, in the class. They called it a class. Can you please send blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah. But we knew why he was going down there, you know? Yeah. Goddamn. Damn, bro. It's a big-ass Mandela thing, bro. But, bro, Siri? Bro, you weren't engaged, bro.

Theory? I might have psychic abilities. I might have psychic abilities. I might. Or something. I don't know. Because I'm thinking it was just because you know how now you can manifest a lot of shit and you take pride in that? Maybe that's what it is. Who knows what it is? Because you can't really put names to powers that nobody knows, right? Yeah, that's true.

I don't even know. I might be a superhero still. I might be a superhero. There was a big-ass Mandela effect that just came out now. Recent. What Mandela effect? The anglerfish Mandela effect. With the one with the light? Yeah. Because I thought that shit was way bigger than what it was. It's like this big. No.

What? It's like this big. No, it's like, it's not even bigger than my fist, fam. Is it not? No, it's not. So did you see that video? No, there's big ones. No, no, no. But the anglerfish that came up to the light, everyone was expecting it to be fucking massive, obviously. And then it comes up and you want to, have you seen the video? No. Okay, I'll show you. I'll show you. Oh, there's a specific video? Yeah, no. We're talking about the fish. Yeah, it was the first time an anglerfish came up from the sea and it went all the way to the surface. Oh.

Yeah. The first sighting. Look how small it is. Yeah, I thought that's how big they are still. Really? Yeah. No, yo, in Nemo fam? No, because Nemo, I mean, like, he's a clown fish. That's true. Clown fish are like this big. Yeah, yeah. But maybe I've seen too much AIs, but I thought the angler fish was actually way bigger than like a fish. Oh, you thought they were giant? Yes. No, they're like this big. Oh.

They're not the size of a fist. They're probably like this big. Yeah. It's like a blowfish, no? Kind of. No, yeah. But the anglerfish that came up was literally just this. No, they're like this. I'm pretty sure like this big and they have the thing like this. Yeah, but the only one that came up is this. Is the fist one. No, but there's probably bigger ones. Yeah, I know there is, but it didn't come up to the light. That's why. That's the only thing that we can go off of.

No, that's not, is that Mandela? Yeah, Loki. Cause I actually thought, cause I'm like, okay, why did I think this anglerfish was way bigger than it is? And in Nemo, I just remember it being like big and scary. That's why. Yeah. It's like this big, but neat. I mean, Marlin and Dory, they're like this. Cause Marlin's like probably the size of a finger maybe. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

the size of my finger. And it's funny because with that fish, people are trying to romanticize it. People are trying to say like, oh, maybe he just wanted to see the light before he died. Like, bro, no, he didn't, bro. He literally can't survive in light. Why do you think it would go up? Wait, so why did it go up? Yeah, that's, no, I don't know why. It's like, he's just coming out of the... Maybe he's dying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And people are trying to say like, they're writing kids books on it. They're like, oh man, the angler fish that just wanted to see the light. Like, bro... He has a later in. Yeah, I know.

He has his own light. Like, men have to stop romanticizing shit, bro. You know why they have that, though? Why? Because they live in the Marianas Trench. Yeah. So it's like the deepest, deepest part of the world. But the depth of that, I think that's deeper or like the length is crazier than the height of Mount Everest. Exactly. Which is crazy. I've seen that.

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There's also a video game, I don't know if you've seen, it's called One Man Sky.

No, it's crazy. Yo, this is crazy because the game map is so big. It has eight, I think, quadrillion planets. Oh, I heard of this. Yeah, in one game. Yeah, that's a sick game. Yeah, with unlimited life forms and the game literally never ends, right? Yeah. But here's the problem because I've seen it on a podcast because the developers, I think that it's like, it's already been like eight years. They're still putting out updates and soon they're going to put in

AI into the game. So the problem with that is that the game characters might become conscious. Yeah. So imagine we're creating a world, a universe inside our own universe. So now they're gonna be like, oh, who's our creator? Like, look,

Like what's our big bang? You know, I mean, yeah, but they're big get big bang is us pressing the PlayStation button. Yeah If you take it in the universe is constantly Expanding. Yeah, that's that's a theory like the universe is constantly expanding and getting faster with it Right and you think about it if we're talking about a game that we always continue to update or add new things to think about Minecraft

When you play Minecraft, everybody plays it. But if you walk straight for however long, it's going to keep generating more, right? It's going to keep generating new things. Now, my theory on the universe is our universe becomes copies of each other. But not necessarily copies, but just different realities that we could have lived. Yeah, yeah. So that solar system where Gavin became a pilot. Mm-hmm.

exists somewhere yeah and then that's that solar system where you became a pilot has its own alternate dimension where he became a pilot but he also became a general you know what i'm saying so that probably made another universe so not only is it expanding it's getting faster because more and more realities can come to life and more and more realities could be a

That concept made me think like, oh, fuck. Is this a simulation now? Because it made me think even more like, say, The Sims. You put AI in The Sims. Bro, in The Sims, there's characters that have babies. There's characters that actually have jobs. Once you put AI and they become conscious, yo, where am I? Yo, like, is this my baby? It's scary, bro. It's scary. Holy fuck.

Because that whole theory is we already make virtual universes. When is it going to be that we make one that's indistinguishable from real life? Or are we in one right now? It's unlimited, yeah. I think it might be unlimited at this point. Who knows? We don't know. Because if you are in one already, what is the signs of it? That's true. Deja vu? Yeah. Like,

Like, what could it be? You know what I mean? Like, glitches in the Matrix? Who knows? Yeah. That game's sick, though, because it's like you can fly. You have to wait like an hour to fly to another planet. Yeah, because it's loading, right? Yeah, it's loading. Like, yo, that's real-life experiences, bro. It's crazy. Like, somebody in that game is actually just conscious right now. It's called No Man's Sky, right? No Man's Sky, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I low-key want to try playing it. I think it's on Xbox. That's a sick game. Like, you can travel the thing. Like, we're going to have to wait an hour to go. Yo, Carlos, are you there yet? Nah, fam. I'm 45 minutes here. It's

But I think games are getting more and more realistic in the sense of we like playing games that are closer to real life. But why though? Because we always say that we hate reality. So why play a game that's like reality? Because you can change your reality. Oh, I watched a crazy movie in theaters recently. It's called Companion. I haven't seen that one yet. Okay, spoilers if you're going to watch it. It's a great film. Spoilers. But I'm just going to talk about it. It's so good. I don't have to spoil everything. Yeah, yeah.

So pretty much the concept of companion is eventually there's going to be realistic robots that feel like humans. They have human flesh that like synthetic, but it literally looks like a human being has consciousness as if it's a human has conversations and thinks literally it's a human. Yeah. Now in this movie, what happens is people have their own companions. If they bought one or rented one or whatever, maybe cool. Now,

Because he has a companion, he can make his companion do anything he wants. Go make me food, go do the dishes, go, you know, whatever it may be. Like pick something up for me, come back, or give me some, you know what I'm saying? Dark terms, man. No, but that's what he used his for. No, that's literally what he used his for. Yeah.

It was a girl named Iris. Like a robot doing that, though. Yeah, it's a robot, but it seems like it's a person, right? Now, what got interesting is he ended up jailbreaking his. Damn, he got the cracked version. Yeah, so he, like, modded his.

And what he planned to do with it was commit a crime. Oh shit. Yeah. Damn, should I spoil it or no? Yeah, fuck it. Spoil it? Yeah, probably. So what he planned was he was in cahoots with somebody that knew this billionaire. Okay. And his plan was because the robot is modded, he can put up the aggression mode, which would normally not be allowed, right? Okay. On the regular settings of the company that being the robot. Okay.

He put up the aggression so that the robot would kill this billionaire when he tried to, I guess, harass her or whatever. And when she kills him, they would get away with all the money that's in the house. Okay. And which is like,

I think there's like $200 million. Yeah, yeah. Bro. So they got away with it. Like they did it. But what ended up happening, the robot escaped from her shackles and was able to get a handle of the phone that was controlling her.

Now with the phone... Aggression mode? She was... Because it's modded too. She was able to change every single setting possible. She can change her intelligence from 40% to 100%. She became incredibly smart. She was able to change her voice, eye color, anything. And...

I don't want to spoil the ending because that's really good. But just imagine that world where you could just have, I guess, not a slave, but like a robot does anything you need. And it will literally do it for you. And on top of that, they could take the fall for you. Yeah. Right? Like he was committing a crime so that he could literally just put all the blame onto the robot. Yeah, get another robot. That one's in jail now. Exactly. But he would have gone to jail. I don't want to spoil it though.

Okay. He would've gone to jail because he modded it. You know? You're not allowed to do that shit. The robot gets free, jumps into the crowd like ASAP. You seen that? Wait, what? So when ASAP Rocky finally like, he was like, oh, ASAP Rocky is now not guilty. Right? Oh yeah, I saw that. He jumps to Rihanna and then some other girl was trying to hug him but it wasn't even for him. And then he's like,

And jumps into the thing. No, that's crazy though. If I would have a robot like that, and I think it's coming to that point because I've seen one of my boys post on a story like now, I thought this was already happening, but now it's like, you know, it's like furnished. Like it's upgrading. But like when we tell the new robot to go pick something up, it'll pick up that specific thing. And I mean, and it'll kind of talk back to you and like stutters and stuff.

But now it's like that, all that stuff that I was talking about before was like a test, but now it's like, no, it's like getting there. You know what I mean? Yeah. All these little upgrades, like the 18.1 iOS, it's

The craziest part is they're just going to get better and faster at getting better because not only are they upgrading it, they're upgrading the AI and then they let the AI do the work to do the upgrades. You know what I'm saying? So eventually what you're going to have is once you're able to create a full sentient AI robot that can build, it can be able to build its next body. Yeah, yeah.

It's that vision Marvel shit where you can literally create the next version of itself while you do nothing. And then the next version of itself maybe makes it even faster than the past version and just gets faster and faster and faster and gets better and better and better. And that's why Elon Musk is scared because he wants to put a whole stop and a halt to the advancements of AI right now because it might get too dangerous.

No, real shit. It is. It's coming to those times where it's like, okay, not even jobs are getting thing. Like, yo, civilization in general. Like, what's going to happen to that? I know. Oh, did you see the video of Elon Musk's kid? No. So, what's his kid do? I think he was on... He saluted too or something? No, bro. So, his kid was on a mic. I forgot if he was on an interview or even just something for TV. Elon Musk put his kid up and he's like, oh, this is my mini me. His kid actually...

said his plan, Elon Musk's plan out loud into the mic. No way. And it's crazy. What'd he say? So this is low-key his plan. Listen. Did you catch that? I guess so. Look. We got Vinny Me here.

Elon Musk's son just leaked SpaceX motto. Listen. What does that mean though? So they want to implement like space tax because that's not even a thing yet. And then slowly do anything they want. Why was the kid saying that? How does he learn that?

How did he learn that shit? First off. What is he playing? What is he watching, bro? No, there's something too. Because I've seen another video where it's like, it said like, the government may be hiding underground. Right? And there was a guy who had this phone and he was in a random field. But he heard like, noises in the field. And once he got closer, it's like, you can hear certain shit. So I'm like, yo, he's like, no, it's right here. Actually, wait, I hear something right here too. He's trying to dig it up, dig it up. But it's not going. What is it? Like a,

like a radio yeah no no it's like um i don't know it's like it's just like noise like weird noises that you wouldn't hear anywhere and he was picking up just through his phone yeah picking up through his phone and the title of it it was it's going viral on twitter it's like oh the government may just be hiding underneath our feet i think the craziest thing or the scariest thing is all of these radio frequencies bluetooth wi-fi whatever they're around they're literally all here like you can connect right now to a

a channel. Yeah. But we don't have like our human body doesn't have the components necessary to even fathom or understand it. Right. Yeah. But they're literally playing right now. I seen this video. All it took for somebody to connect to a satellite was using a paperclip with their TV. So they had a TV and you know how some people they plug in a satellite and they get

connection bro just took a paper clip adjusted it plugged it into his TV and with that little antenna he was able to get channels now imagine a radio if you're just sitting beside it with an antenna it can connect the channels it can hear anything

yeah how about us advanced settings bro they probably have advanced settings do you think you think if we if we meditate on a certain frequency we're able to like listen to all of those things or even crazier are we listening to it subconsciously and it's leaking into our heads right now we just don't realize it probably fam because what if there is frequencies that go into our brain like teaching us what to do how to live blah blah and we can't do anything about it because it

we can't grasp onto it. We can't touch our settings. Yeah. But in certain cities, they have different satellites. Cause I just learned in New York city, there's like, there's cameras on every part of like the roads and stuff. Cause they have an app. It's like, it's like something when someone like, uh, someone dies or someone gets stabbed, they can report it. Right. So the, the reason when I was going into this rabbit hole of like, uh,

all the car people I've seen in New York, why they do it. Fam, there's, they can see everything. New York, literally officers can see whatever they're doing on every single road. So I'm like, yo, I don't think, I don't think Canada even has that. That the, the cameras on every street, that they don't have that. You don't know though. You don't know. I'm pretty sure in Yonge and Dundas, they probably do. They probably do, yeah. And it's, what it is, it's a bio, fuck, I forgot the term of it. Mm.

But it's pretty much data that they use and they collect your face ID literally through whatever apps you use. For example, one of the things is filters. Like if you signed up for that Chinese filter app, they have your face ID. And they could use it for whatever they want. Yeah.

Yeah, fair. And what's even crazier is every time you go to the airport, did you know when you scan your face, you can opt out of that. Because legally, they're not allowed to take that. You could say, I opt out because they could use that biometric for anything you want. Holy fuck.

They could literally use it. Like, if they really wanted to, put you in an ad. Because they have your thing and they took it from you and you gave permission to take it. But if you say opt out, you can opt out of it. But a lot of people don't know that. It's even an option. Wait, so is Starlink actually just Elon's Wi-Fi? Yeah. Really? I heard that it was... It's a satellite, so... Yeah, I heard it was asked, though. I don't know. In certain places because...

If it snows or it rains, then the whole house would start lagging. I'm not going to lie. Probably because it's satellite. If anything blocks that shit, then we're cooked in the house. Yeah, you have to go like this. Somebody has to go on the roof and brush off the snow and shit. You can move off the snow. Or if an owl hops on that shit, all the streams are cut. That's so funny, fam.

I think, bro, like, eventually, we're going to start seeing crazier shit from Elon. And it's going to feel, honestly, dystopian.

And I don't want to manifest that, but it really feels like that in the sense of, I don't think he cares much. Like, I don't know. I can't say for myself. I feel like certain people, I'm not going to say names. I feel like certain people care more for the advancement of technology and the advancement of their success than the well-being of others.

But also technology could help because I'm thinking, right? Because I don't know if you know what's happening in Japan right now. People are literally paying, like elderly women are paying to go into jails, like purposely. What do you mean? To go into jails. Because like... To do their time for them? No, no, no, like...

To take care of them. Yeah, nobody's taking care of them, right? Oh. So they would do petty crimes. They would go into a store and steal it and actually just like, yo, please, just take me to jail. Because they're lonely, plus they're financially bad. That's so sad, bro. I know, yeah. That's sad. Yo, they took a study over 20 years. The elderly...

What do you call this? Like the inmates increase by like 300%. So I'm thinking like, okay, say now we have these AI, the robots. Boom, you can... They can take care of the elderly. Instead of putting your grandpa, grandma in a house, like an elderly, one of those elderly homes, fam, just get a robot to take care of them. Yeah, you know what I would do, bro? That's fire. Like that's actually a good thing to come out of that. Like if I could do it, I'll buy 20 of those companions. Yeah. And...

I'll assign them jobs and let them work for me. And I just like chill. That's what I'm saying. They would do the work. But what's messed up now is how conscious are they? Because in the movie, she thought the whole time that she was human. She didn't realize that she was a robot the whole time, which is crazy. What if it's that complex?

What if it's that complex? It almost created like a real consciousness. Yeah, yeah. And now the debate we have of the, what would you rather have? The robot apocalypse or the Planet of the Apes? Planet of the Apes! Right now, I'm thinking the Planet of the Apes. Planet of the Apes is so easy, bro. Compared to a robot,

I'm not gonna lie. You got so lucky because remember you guys went to like a chimp sanctuary. Oh, yeah. Yeah, bro I read a story in Africa like these Americans even before they got into the sanctuary There was a I think that his name was Bruno like the alpha male of that sanctuary Was there like when you guys went was there like a bigger one or were they like all the same size? Oh, there's one big one. Yeah, okay. There's a leader. That was probably the alpha pair

So this guy named the chimpanzee Bruno, way bigger than the rest. He said, one day at one point, I'm going to just escape, right? He jumps over the sanctuary gates and he starts attacking these Americans. There was like three Americans in the car, two Africans.

He took the American. The American started like driving past trying to go in the gates. Boom. He started like ripping out their fucking legs. All of the other people started going into the woods just to escape that one guy. But all the chimpanzees, fam, fled.

Because of that the alpha male just one day was like fuck let's get out of here. Yeah, so you're lucky bro like that you only know why I'm in a zoo Yeah, no, but you know I seen where you guys are at fam you guys were surrounded He could probably jump that if he really wanted to you guys were surrounded bro. You could probably jump that you know what I mean?

Yeah, that gorilla could definitely drum that shit. Have you ever heard of Bondo apes? They're like six foot, like, apes. Aren't they all like that? No, no, no. It's like some specific species. This one's specifically from Congo. Wait, six foot? Yeah, six foot apes. That's tall. Yeah, and the weird thing about them, they walk on two feet. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. That's pretty sick, actually.

Real sick. But, yo, there's theories that people that thought they saw Bigfoot or they saw animals like that, they could just be ancient apes or not even just endangered apes. They're just mid-evolution. Yeah, because if they're all over the world... Yeah.

There had to be a species that could have survived in North America, especially in those wilderness areas where it's not really touched. You know what I mean? Like if you were to take a monkey with a lot of fur that could keep him warm in North America, in like Alberta, there probably could be a Sasquatch looking ape that was just chilling, eating and living until people with cameras came around. That's probably real. Facts, crazy.

I think if you were to really dive deep into all of these different folklore, like animals or creatures that existed, I think there's a scientific explanation for all of it.

But I feel like they land closer to just even being a whole different species of animal. You know what I mean? Oh, what do you... Wait, so... Like, for example, a good one would be fairies. You know hummingbirds? Oh, they just... Have you seen a hummingbird in person? No, I actually haven't. It's trippy. Really? Yeah, hummingbirds in person are weird. I remember I went out in my backyard and I seen a hummingbird. It's literally levitating, bro.

It doesn't fly regular. Here, I'll show you. It doesn't fly regular. It literally levitates and it looks like a fairy. Really? Look. So they just got mixed up. The fairies really don't exist. They're just really hummingbirds. Look at this. Hold on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I haven't seen this in real life. That's slow motion, though. That's slow motion. I want to show you like full speed. Oh, shit. Copyright. Fly, bro. Fly. Yo, Kiwi, bro. Fly, bro.

Okay, oh my god, I gotta show you one that's flying. That's so annoying. There! You see it? Oh my god. Bro, isn't that wild? No, that's the, what's the, hey, listen! Yeah! Isn't that crazy though? That's fun. And I was like face to face with one. Yo, look, look, see how it's so still? Yeah.

Isn't that wild though? No, that's kind of creepy. Like literally like this and it's just staying in place. It's so trippy. It was so trippy because it literally felt like a fairy. So I'm thinking a lot of these folklores and stuff, they were probably just high or they're probably just seen it wrong or they saw it when they were drunk or whatever. And

They're like, oh, that's what it is. Oh my God, it's a person. People say mermaids are actually just whales. There's a certain type of whale or even... What's that huge fish in Animal Crossing? Sturgeon? Sturgeon? Yeah. Yo, sturgeons? Dead ass look like mermaids. Word. They just look like... Here, I'll show you. Yeah, sturgeon.

I think I seen the... I remember from the XQC clip. Look at this. Look at this. They just look like mermaids, bro. They do. They do. Yeah. And the gill would stick out like this and look like arms. Yeah. And if you're swimming that fast underwater, it's like not clear vision, but you see something like that. Man, there was a podcast I saw. You know that guy that always goes on like...

natural expeditions and stuff and he always talks about animals he's in an elk video the guy that gets bit purposely that might be him I forgot but anyways he explained what the Loch Ness monster actually is what is it just a big fish no oh

Well, kinda. Not really. So what they would see in pictures is something like this, right? Okay. All the pictures of Loch Ness Monster, it looks like a dinosaur head or some shit that's sticking out. Cool? Yeah. There is something that sticks out of the water really rarely, and it's a rare thing that happens, but it is natural. Okay.

Sometimes a whale would get really really horny and stick its piece out and it would stick out like this But it looks weird here. I'll show you Joe. It's just a whale's piece. Yeah, it's a whale's penis fan Just like sticking out the Loch Ness Monster. Yeah, that's what the Loch Ness Monster was so check this out whale

This is a crazy thing to search up right now. Whale penis? Look at this. Look at this. It looks like the luckiest monster, bro. Oh, yeah, that is, man. You know what I mean? So imagine seeing that. Yeah, you don't know what it is. Yeah, imagine seeing that and especially seeing that at a time where you don't really have explanations or shit. Yeah. You'll think that's a creature. Yeah, we don't know who the fuck

Yeah, you'll think that's probably a creature. I got pink beef. That's crazy Look at that right especially from far away and at the time they didn't really have color pictures So that could literally just be that a lie. Well, you know one of my biggest fears if I ever go on canoeing is if a sea lion Gets near me cuz you know what the sign of that is. Why why is an orcas nearby and he's trying to flee and

So yo, there was like a woman on a boat and there was a sea lion that like swiveled up to her and jumped on her boat, right? And she's like scared. I'm like, why is she scared? I go to the comments, oh yo, that lady is cooked. Because if there's a sea lion around, that's the main source of food for these killer whales. So boom, that's exactly what happened the next five seconds.

The killer whale goes. She's like, yo, can you... She's trying to tell the sea otter, yo, please leave my boat because if you don't leave, they're going to push... They're going to tilt the boat over and I'm going with you. Scary. But there was an even scarier one. The guy's in a canoe and sea lions following him. Oh, and the orcas like... Wait, so orcas kill humans? Fam, have you seen those... Is that why they're killer whales? Yeah. I thought it's because they kill other whales. No, orcas are like one of the most... Are actually more dangerous than sharks.

Really? Yeah. Have you seen all those? I didn't know that. You know, the marine land, the aqua land shit. Okay, this is cap. I just Googled it. What? No. While orcas attack on humans, no fatal attacks have been recorded. Hold on, hold on. Maybe they get attacked, I guess. No, no, hold on. There's like, there's like, um, because there's a big documentary on, um, when they do the performance. But yeah, they only attack other whales, bro. So I was right. I was right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So virtually no documented attacks of humans by

by Orcas in the Wild. This was by the dolphinproject.com. No, yo, the main girl that got killed by an orca in like the Marineland was Dawn. Wait, was it in Marineland though? Yeah, here, kill them. That's different though because in Marineland, that whale is pissed off. Yeah, that's not a natural orca no more. That's not a natural orca.

But like if you were to see an orca in just the regular sea, that's different timing. I know they kill other whales. I'm pretty sure. That's why they call it the killer whale because they kill other whales. But they don't kill humans because there's animals like that. Like they'll attack the other predators and the other animals. But if they see a human, they won't. Okay.

Yeah, a lot of aquatic ones actually makes sense just cuz they're pissed off that they're in like that sanctuary like because it wouldn't make sense that That's the ones they have in Greenland if they're killer if they're killers. Yeah Also, they have like the smallest cute ass teeth. So I don't even think they're like Wait do that do their teeth look crazy? I'm pretty sure they look cute No, no, I think they just feed them ice and it just goes down their throat pause. Yeah

Yeah, they look cute. Look, they're kind of cute still. Yeah, okay, okay. Makes sense. Look at its head. Look at its head. You know what I'm saying? It looks a little...

But them are killers. I'm not gonna lie. Those are killers, bro. They have a crazy name. Killer whales. That's a tough name, bro. A whale is tough to kill, bro. Like, you're gonna have to jump them. Okay, I have a story for you. I feel like we haven't talked about ghost stories in a while. Oh, yeah. So I have a really good ghost story for you. Yeah. It's a really popular story on Reddit. And it just came to light. Because there's this guy. And he pretty much told this story that one day he woke up abruptly at nighttime.

And he really needed water. Like, you know when you're like dying and there's... So he walked downstairs to get a glass of water. Now, prior to this night, he had a best friend pass away a week before. Okay. Now, his best friend, they used to do everything together. You know, they have secret handshakes. They have like, you know, inside jokes, everything. And what he heard while he was getting water that night... Yeah.

was a special knock that only his homie knew. It was like one of those... Yeah, type thing. But it's only him and his homie know. It's like a secret knock, like a secret handshake would be. And he heard that exact knock.

type thing, right? Yeah. So all he could do is he could turn his head and he looked at the door and he saw a figure of somebody at the door, right? Oh, shit. But he's freaking scared because the only person that could be there would be his friend that knows the knock. That knows the knock, right? So what he knew because he doesn't fuck with spirits like that or he doesn't like want to play around with it. He pretty much just started saying,

uh just just leave please and said his name i think his name was like danny or something danny please just leave please and just go like just leave me alone pass on to to where you're headed and he just went he just went upstairs and just like went to sleep like he just left you have to yeah but he saw somebody at the door doing the knock a week after his his homies

Yo, that's your homie, bro. That's scary, though. Because what it could be, too, there were some theories in the comments saying sometimes spirits will try to trick you and pretend to be people that passed on. Oh, yeah, yeah. And that way they can trick you to letting them in your house or, you know, inviting them in or being friends with them because they're trying to use a familiar face. Yep. That's a rule. That's literally a rule in the Appalachian Mountains. Hmm.

Remember that guy that I told you that went and he did the egg cleanse and there was blood? So before you even go on the trail, there's like a set of rules that you need to know. It's like, oh, if you hear whistling, keep walking. You know what I mean? If you hear, oh, your name and they're trying to tell you to come here, keep walking. You know what I mean? Because if those are jinns that will literally try to lead you to death. I mean, holy fuck, it's scary. One of the scariest stories I heard recently too. Yeah.

this is another reddit story but this girl she pretty much said her aunt was being haunted by a really angry spirit because the spirit was her unborn child so what she did at first she felt there was something wrong in her house right where she was living and some things would go missing and she just had a really really bad like feelings of presence and

eerie vibes right something was wrong so what she did she decided okay i'm gonna go to a psychic and just try to figure out what's going on what the psychic told her it's insane bro so the aunt she actually had an abortion when she was 14 and her parents forced her to have an abortion because obviously she's really young and not you know can't take care of the kid what the psychic said was the kid at what

when she aborted it, the spirit wasn't laid to rest and it grew up watching her and seeing all the other kids she had and was jealous. Yeah. So the spirit was jealous of all the other kids in the house and she's just jealous that it was neglected. Like the kid was neglected and it's older now. So it's been tormenting her and trying to like, you know, get her attention on things.

Now, what the psychic said to do was she would have to go to a room, like an empty room, and try to talk to it and give it a name because that's...

That's one thing it really wanted was to be called something. To be named. Yeah, but that's even worse now because if you give it a name, you're building a relationship with that ghost. Yeah, so it's scary, right? So what do you do after? Now, the theories are in the comments of this Reddit post, people are saying, yo, don't trust that psychic. Yeah, I already feel it. Because what she's trying to do is she's low-key making it worse. Yeah. Because what's going to happen is it's going to manifest into something even bigger or stronger that could, you know,

be even realer maybe that name is the thing that bonds like that universe to yours you know what I mean it's like oh it's like when you finally name your character in a video game then you actually it becomes real yeah then you actually you can go into that world now yeah it's

Isn't that crazy? That's a crazy concept though. Like having an abortion and then the kid, the spirit becomes, you know? Yeah, but I'm thinking like could it happen with any ghost? Like say like you know there's a ghost present. Like say the first story that you told, that guy knocking and you're like, Albert, I know that's you. And then it just randomly goes like, oh fuck. Like yo, how do you know that? You know what I mean? Would that end it? Or like would that... I don't know. That's a crazy concept, fam. It's definitely a realm that we can't understand so we can't really...

put rules to it. Yeah, yeah. But what we can understand is there's definitely things beyond that try to contact you. Yeah, yeah. And maybe the more energy you put into it, the realer it becomes because they realize, okay, you can hear me now.

because imagine you're from a place that you don't have much like you can't you can't do much who knows what that realm looks like but even if it's someone you love or even not someone you love even just a complete stranger and you're lost in this realm and you can't see anything you'll try to grasp onto anybody that can understand or hear you right it's true yeah and that's why it's like remember when we went to queen mary so there was a moment in the video where um uh

my thing goes red, like the ghost detector goes red. Yeah. And we all start running. But Carlos is always, I think you always say like, okay, don't scream, don't scream, don't scream. Because it's like, if the ghost knows that we're scared, then it might just go like, it might just jump us. You know what I mean? So every time we fucking ran, it was a silent run, but we were fucking shitting our pants running. But always Carlos was like, no, stop, stop, stop. Come.

You want to hear a theory I never really told anybody yet? So the theory why ghosts try to make you scream.

Because you ever hear that thing as a superstition? If you ever pass by a graveyard. You're not supposed to. You're like supposed to hold your breath or something. You're supposed to hold your breath. Oh. So you can imagine a ghost is trying to make you scream to what? To open your mouth and take a deep gasp. Why? So they can possess you. Oh my God. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. No, I'm not reacting like this no more. Straight mouth open, bro. Pause. Bro's like...

Yo, because my reactions are just like, and then I'm back closed, right? But scream, I don't think I've screamed yet, right? So the girls are trying to go like, fuck. Because if you let out like a crazy breath, they could just... You know what I'm saying? Imagine it's just like a reaction and they're like... Ew.

That's actually a joke, sir. That's actually a joke. Yo, that's funny. No, but if you think about it, like, that could be reasons why you do certain things, bro. No, real shit. That's kind of scary. But you can't disrespect it because I've also seen a story where it's like, a guy was in, like, this museum with all the dead, like, spirits. Not dead spirits, but statues about dead people. And then some guy was in there with him.

And he started like showing off for his girl. Like, oh, blah, blah. I'm not scared of these spirits, right? And at the end, when they exited, the guy that was watching him do all this, he said there was fear in his eyes at the end. Like he saw something there and he couldn't describe it. So I'm like, yo, there's a fine line between exploring and like being very disrespectful, bro.

bro like it's obvious you don't just call out a ghost that's their territory you know i mean yeah so you can you can go in there with good intentions oh you can see something bet i seen you we're out yeah yeah because not i seen you fuck you then we're out that's crazy yeah because i feel just even bad energy yeah like is it like a stranger if you give terrible and some strangers will just take it on their cheek turn the other cheek but some changers they'll take it serious yeah yeah

It's literally just how it is. Yeah. It's literally just like how a person would be. Some people would just let it slide. Some people would, you know, take it the wrong way. They were violent or whatever. Yeah. They were once a human too, fam. And I think the scariest part is like...

The scariest part is sometimes those spirits, they're the ones that are lost because they're trapped or didn't pass on to wherever next, right? And the situation that they're put in to put them into the place to be a ghost or whatever or a wandering spirit is because of unfinished business or because of something they've done wrong, right? Like who knows? Yeah.

Some of them could have been murderous or, you know, violent or whatever. Yeah. Because, you know, like the famous, like, the eyes never lie, Chico. You know, like when you see, like, certain people around, it's like, you know, their spirits are down. You can tell by the eyes. Do you do, like, analyze people like that? Like, obviously, because you look in the eyes first. You know what's crazy? I feel like I see people as, as...

as not a color but like an aura like i see people like as a i can i can feel it you know yeah that's true that's true yeah like you can grasp onto it yeah like you could say like it maybe maybe it is everything it's the body language it's the eyes it's the way they're walking the way they talk this the way they say something yeah but all of it together becomes one thing you know charlie xcx yeah you know she has a special syndrome that makes her see or makes her feel music as a color oh i

Yeah, I forgot exactly what it's called. Here, let me search it up. That's like a perfect pitch to those people that know how to do notes. For music to make you feel a way? Okay, it's called...

So, CharlieXCX has spoken about her experiences with sound to color synesthesia. Oh, my God. She states that, I see music and colors. I love music that's black, pink, or purple or red, but hate music that's yellow or brown. Okay. Interesting. Is there something strategic with the green album? Because it's like... She actually said she doesn't like green as well. Oh, what the hell?

what the heck? But maybe the music, the music doesn't make her feel green, but she just made it green. That's just how she feels it or she hears it. Who knows? Who knows? Yeah. Maybe she's just capping.

I don't know. I don't know. Some people could just be saying this stuff. But for sure, like, there's people that can see or experience things in a weird way. Like, they'll hear a word, and to you it may mean this, but to them it can completely mean something else. Because whether it's tied to their nostalgia, their childhood, how they're brought up, or even, like, childhood.

Trauma for all you know, right? Yeah. Like you being a blue room might feel at home because it reminds you of your bedroom long, long time ago. But for somebody else, it might feel like a prison cell because what if they were locked up in a jail cell that was blue? You know? Who knows? Yeah.

Yeah. Have you ever heard of Cloud B&B? What is that? It's like some guy. It's such a genius plan. Yeah. The guy lets you stay in his big, like luxurious loft in New York, right? Yeah. But if you're an influencer, it's better because there's brands that sponsor it and then you just do deliverables. So you can stay there for free as long as you work out some deliverables that you post for them. Oh, yeah.

So it's like that game plan. So, oh, maybe like Don Julio or Hennessy sponsors it that day. You just got to post on your story, fam. That's really interesting. I feel like that already kind of exists right now. It's just you're not living in the house that's paying for it. You pay wherever you want to be. Exactly. So it's kind of like a give and take because wouldn't you just want to get the money and choose the place you stay in? But it's actually better for brands and sponsors. So that's why it keeps working because the house owner doesn't really need them, but they need

the house owner. That's a smart business plan, actually. But you would have to have connections to a lot of influencers. Yeah, that's the only thing. That's the thing, yeah. If you're in New York, if we're in New York, fuck it, let's go stay in that shit. No, but there's no point, though. Why? If you already get paid off sponsorships, you don't... I guess. Yeah, what I'm trying to say, like, that's where people that don't have good...

agents. Right? Like if you're just not getting deals. Yeah, if you're not getting deals then yeah, that makes sense. But if you're already getting deals and you're already getting paid, yo, you can pick the house to stay in. You know? You can pick a probably better house. Yeah, you can look and if it's paid for, just Airbnb. Like you could pick like anywhere in the world. You could travel and do that shit too. Don't be a business plan though.

That's pretty interesting though. I think we're going to start seeing more and more shit like that. Yo, I'm going to get a freaking companion AI robot and I'm going to make it a Carlos variant. So you're just going to hop on the podcast? Like, yo, talk like me, use my voice structure, all of that shit. No, that's not going to work, bro.

It will probably work because there's no soul in this shit. That's true. That's true soul food fam You know it's so food cuz it's cooked from not would love you think you could have a crazy conversation with yourself myself Yeah, yeah would be a bunch of yes Yo, how you doing? Yeah

But it would be interesting. Do you think you would end that conversation happy, sad, or how would you feel? Probably happy. Yeah? Yeah. I don't know why it would turn out sad because I stray away from anything sad. Interesting. Yeah. You would probably, your shit would probably end up very sad. Why though? For some reason. Because it would start off happy like how we usually do in the podcast. Then you would be like, start questioning shit. Then...

Both Carlos is going at each other. Oh, that's the big bang, fam. Yo, who created this? Who am I? Boom. So it's literally this way. And then by the end of it, you're just sitting there like how you were at Good Life, fam. Just thinking. It would be trippy though. It would be trippy. Because if you have a conversation with yourself, they already know everything about you. Yeah, yeah. So you can't really ask it something you wouldn't know. Exactly. So what it really would be, it would just be like an internal conversation that you already have. Exactly.

- Exactly. - And the internal conversations I already have is mostly just like, it's positive. It's always positive, but it's very profound. - Mine are just like, okay, make sure I'm always happy. Like, oh, look at that guy. That's funny. You know what I mean? Those are my internal conversations.

Do you think seeing yourself in person, though, as not you, would make you feel different? Like if I looked in the mirror one day and it was someone else? No, not even that. If the person in front of you was actually you, would you think differently about yourself? Would it make you think differently about yourself or no? If you saw exactly you right in front of you. No, 100%. It would make me be like, what is this? Because like, take an...

All our lives we actually don't know. Cause you see from this perspective right? Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. We don't know what it looks like from everybody else's. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, I'd probably look at myself so different. I'm like, ew dawg. Like, what are you doing? Like, get a better cut or some shit like that. That's actually funny. I'm like, damn dawg. I'm like, damn my shit's actually very crooked. Yo, that's funny. I'd probably just roast him. You're like, yo, this is how I look. Okay, so where are we from? Like, where are we from?

Who's our creator? Me, I'm just like, yo, those glasses are tall. I would look and be like, yo, I look, you just want to see my presence. I want to feel my own presence, if that makes sense. Pause. Pause, though. You're just like, yo, hug me real quick. Hug me. No, no, not like that. I mean like, you know when someone walks into a room and you feel like a presence? I want to feel like what my presence feels like. If that makes sense. Just in a room with two girls. Yo, walk in real quick. Let me feel the presence.

No, you get what I'm saying though? Or am I weird for that? I get what I'm saying. That is narcissistic as shit. But like, you get what I'm saying, bro. Holy fuck.

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