EP.226 - PLAYBOI CARTI ALBUM THEORIES, VALKYRAE CINNA ATTACKED ON STREAM & GHOST HAUNTING IN TEXAS
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Yes it would! Yes it would! Obsidian would be a sick name for a kid. Dang, what are we saying right now? I swear to God Obsidian would be sick. No, how? Obsidian, bro! If I hear a kid named Obsidian, yo, that's tough. No, no, no. You're setting that kid up for failure. No! No, because then he's going to be just known as the Minecraft block. Not even. Obsidian's a real material in the world that comes from lava. And it's strong as shit. So you're talking to your kid like, oh, yo, you're strong. That's a strong name.

It's better than like Prometheus. Prometheus is way better. Yeah, but Prometheus is too... Prometheus Ruda? That sounds too thought of. You know what I'm saying? Like you're trying a bit too much. But Obsidian is the same shit. No, like Obsidian is on the same league as like Achilles. Achilles is like, okay, it's a name. It sounds cool, but it's not Prometheus. You know what I mean? Like Prometheus, Morpheus. Like that's too much. Obsidian, you can say it quick. Yo, Obsidian. Yeah, yo, that's tough. Morpheus is kind of corny though. Yo, damn you, Obsidian. Oh, that's hard. All right.

Imagine a dog, like, all black dog named Obsidian. That'd be tough, too. Imagine it had spots, too, like the Obsidian Rock. Yeah, that's tough. Would you get anything from Minecraft tatted on you? Oh! I'd probably get... I was thinking of getting a Minecraft spider, but, like, it just looks like a regular spider, just shitty. Yeah. I think I would probably just get, like, one of the dogs. Oh.

Oh, like a wolf? Yeah, because yo, back then, if you had a bunch of dogs, yo, it felt like you were actually taking care of them. Those are a prized possession. Yeah. So like, if I can get a Minecraft dog tattletale on me. That's equivalent of Club Penguin Puffles. Oh, yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yo, I used to take care of my Puffles, bro. What the heck? Yeah, like I used to. Because back in the day, I don't know if anyone can relate though. Uh-huh.

I mean, Club Penguin, you would have to buy a membership to buy clothes and shit, right? And obviously, my parents aren't going to pay for a freaking membership on Club Penguin. So what do you do? You buy the Puffles because the Puffles would come with a code. And then you can get like clothes within Club Penguin. So I had maybe like five Puffles so I can get like two items off each code, bro. So you would just dress up that one Puffle with all the stuff you bought? No, no, no. It comes with a code. And then you can buy like clothes for your Penguin. Okay.

- Yeah, yeah, leave a like if you played Perfect. - That's nostalgic, bro. - I'm surprised I didn't do it that much. I had a phase of it, but after that it was those jelly beans that rolled around that I was more into. - Mighty Beans? - The Mighty Beans, yeah. - You never played an online game like that? - No, except for the-- - RuneScape?

No, I didn't. I was more of the, you know, like the Hannah Montana games where you would have to... Oh, Flash. You're like onto Flash games. Yeah, Flash games. And then it was like the Zack and Cody going up the elevator trying not to get caught. That was more of my style. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's like computer lab classics. Yeah, yeah. Those are computer lab classics for sure. Yeah, bro. But I remember like low-key...

I think my first taste of socializing on the internet happened from Club Penguin, Animal Jam, and eBuddy. eBuddy was like MSN. That was MSN, but it's like an MSN proxy or some shit like that. So it's still connected, but...

but it's like a suite for you to like access it. - Yeah. I was, I was not like, like I was very scared cause my parents always used to be like, nah, don't go on the internet. They warned me about all that stuff. So like, I was even scared to approach it. - Speaking of nonces. - Nons? - Nons? - That's what you say, right? - It's not nonces, it's nonce. - Nons. - Speaking of some nonce. - Yeah, yeah, what? - It's what Kendrick is trying to say what Drake is.

Anonce? It starts with a P. I said it earlier. Okay, yeah. Yeah, that's what anonce is. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, fam. So...

I just want to drop this quick because I know everybody's going crazy because freaking Cardi dropped. What's your thoughts on it so far? I'm not letting you say your piece and suck his meat before I listen. I didn't listen to fully listen to it yet. I only stayed up until 6 a.m. because I was waiting for the Uzi Cardi track. That was all I was waiting for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just for that one track because I was like, okay, my whole childhood was waiting for that one 16 to 29 album Cardi and Uzi. Was it the leak that they had before? No, it wasn't. It wasn't, yeah. But,

Yo. So I went to bed at 6 because I gave up. I'm like, fuck that. Why am I doing this right now? I wake up. I finally get to listen to the track. Bro, the...

The track is 1 minute and 25 seconds of just Uzi. Oh, really? Cardi's not even on that track. So all man's waited for is... Some people were like, yo, Uzi snuck into the studio while he was taking a break and uploaded the track. No, it was fire still, but why wasn't Cardi on the track? It didn't make sense. So I was waiting all that time for just an Uzi track. You actually stayed up till 6? Yeah, because I already sleep at 4 a.m.

So it's like, that's a long time. So when, when, when Cardi called Kai and he was like, just two more hours, I'm like, I can lowkey just stick this through. Like, you know what I mean? I was like, yo, it's only two hours away. Let me just wait. I'm never staying up for a guy that fucking tatted Satan on his neck. Fuck that shit. That's mine. First of all,

He's a devil worshiper. He makes fire music. Don't get me wrong. I can appreciate the art because I'm an artist myself. I appreciate the art. The art's fire. Music's fire. But, you know, it's still kind of demonic. I personally would stay away from it. But people want to enjoy it. They can enjoy it. Just not with me. I've seen that Kendrick was on a track. I didn't listen to it yet. But what were you saying about that? Oh, yo. Kendrick Lamar mentioned us on podcast.

Cardi's new album. Okay, here we go. Please, please don't be a troll. I'm not trolling. Okay, don't get too excited though. It's not that big of a deal. But he did deadass mention us. How? So, Kendrick Lamar on, I think the song is called Good Credit. Yeah, like the old, yeah. He dissed Drake again, bro.

He just draped... This guy's... At this point, he's dragging it. He's dragging it. He's doing tricks on that shit. Like, bro, come on. Go to bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's already slept. You know what I mean? Now, he said in his diss to Drake, in this little verse he had, on good credit, he says...

He says, say Kenny been heavy out west. I carry the weight. I'm Luka Doncic. Remember that? And he goes, conspiracy theories are given.

But I must admit, you got the wrong person. All right. So let's break it down. Let's break it down. Conspiracy theories are given. Yeah. But honestly, you got the wrong person. And then he says, they bundling, man. Chicago slang. Which one of y'all merchant? And he goes, merchant, merchant. Yeah, merchant. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna break it down. Ready? Yeah. Conspiracy theories...

We're given, you know? Yeah. So they're a given. Conspiracy theories is given, but I must admit it, you got the wrong person. Yeah. So he's pretty much saying, because Drake was dissing him, that he was using bots to promote Not Like Us and all of his music, this and that, boom. Yeah. So that's him defending himself, but it's a double entendre. Okay. Because conspiracy theories, you got the wrong person. Yeah.

So the conspiracy theory we talked about on TikTok that went like 24 mil. The X one. The one talking about X. Okay, you got the wrong person. You got the wrong person because who went to trial for X's death? Someone else. You got the wrong person. Conspiracy theories are given.

You got the wrong person. He's mentioning that theory that we talked about. Oh, shit. I mean, that shit did go viral. Yeah. Like, he 100% seen it. Yeah. Everybody's seen it, bro. Yeah, everybody's seen it. The internet's seen it. Yeah. Ace at first seen it, man. Yeah.

Yeah, everybody's seen it. So that's what I'm saying. Now, but okay, look, look, look. Then he says, they bundling, Chicago slang, which you know, merch it. Yeah. So when he says merch it, merch it, yeah, merch it. Like merch it is like clothes merch? Yeah. So he's talking about bundling his album and he's trying to pretty much say like, oh, Drake's album that came out only did well because he bundled it with merch.

But, like, let's be real. That's a lie. Regardless of, no, Drake drops, he is going to do good. Regardless of, yeah. It doesn't matter about the mercy. Yeah, like, that's just a sorry ass, like, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's sick, though, that conspiracy. I swear there was a Drake. Drake also in his freestyle or, like, that big track before he released for all the dogs. Remember when it was in the Merry Christmas car? Like, with all the lights, the Christmas lights?

Oh. And he said something about conspiracy theories. No, no, no. That's a different track. So that's 8am in Charlotte. Oh, okay, okay. We talked about this already. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drake might have dissed us before. Facts. I don't know for sure. Hopefully he still likes us. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. He might have dissed us, but he said like conspiracy theories. I'm letting them fly on 8am in Charlotte. You guys can like go listen to it and let us know. He goes, you young boys better put that money aside. Yeah, yeah.

Not having enough to pay your taxes a federal crime and he goes like conspiracy theories. Yeah, think I'm gonna let it fly I'm gonna hit you guys till I'm 75 I don't know though. When a rapper says conspiracy theories We gotta be in there. We gotta be like a talking point fan because we're the only ones saying this shit

yeah about the rappers we could we could be like this right now we could be reaching as fuck but realistically i'm having fun yeah there was even theories about um you told me the the playbook cardi blood moon one oh yeah last night bro last night i knew bro i knew this shit's not by accident fam the reason he delayed the album is because he wanted to drop it closer to 3 a.m which is the peak of the

blood moon that was literally going to rise during the night he was gonna drop his album which is so fucked up a lot yo there was a there was a chart it showed like the full moon and then the times it was gonna be turning into yeah and I think the peak was like 3am yeah the devil's hour the devil's hour is literally 3am yeah 3am is the devil's hour and this guy's

Deadass like pushing all of this satanic stuff. He has upside down crosses at his concert. He has freaking Satan tatters. He has the Baphomet head tattered on him. Like that's some real demon shit. And even in one of his leaks, I don't know if it's on any of the tracks right now. Okay. Because I obviously didn't listen to the album like that. Yeah. But Jet was playing me like one of his leaks. Oh, the concert one he showed? Yeah. And he goes, I figured it out. You're actually Satan. That was literally the beginning of the track. I'm like, what the fuck? Like that was a tag? Yeah. Yeah.

Whoa Yeah that was like The first part of the song I figured out Yeah she said And the beat drop Yeah I'm like what the fuck Also Jet said a story Yeah He told us last night When he went to the concert At Camp Flognaut At Camp Flognaut And then And then Cardi came on stage Mmhmm

right when he popped out, he played this frequency and honestly, it's not even music. It's like distortion. It's a sound. That fucked up with everybody's, his ears, right? And Jet said like, he's been to so many different concerts. He's been to so many different places with loud music. But this one specifically really messed with his ears and he said like, it felt like he was in hell. Like it,

Fucked with your head like Facts He had to cover his ears and shit And at concerts Like you're usually Used to like the loud music But once the sound The only sound that will Make me cover my ears Is like you know that static That goes When like the mic fucks up That'll cover my ears too But that Even him showing it On the camera I was like yo What the fuck is that I know bro It's crazy So

The thing is, with all of this demonic music, obviously we can appreciate things for art. But the caveat is like, okay, if you know something is fucking demonic and it's dead ass evil, this guy promotes evil, he's not the best type of person. And you feed into it and go, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? You are nodding your head to evil.

And you chose to do it. And he chose to do it, which is nuts. If it was you had no other choice, that's different. But you chose to do it and the devil works in fucking tricky ways, right? He'll make it enticing for you to try and

and not like it, he'll make it something that's easy to consume. And this is how he gets you guys. Even the title of the album was demonic. I am music. You know how Satan is like the god of music? Yeah, the angel of music. Yeah, the angel of music. So Cardi's saying, I am blank.

The angel of music, which is Lucifer, the Satan, you know, the devil. Oh, this is crazy because it recently happened on SNL. I don't know if you saw this, how Lady Gaga literally did a devil worship on SNL, on live TV. I didn't see this. Oh my God. And she, it was crazy because you know how they're always comedic? Yeah. And they could easily have made a name of a demon that's fake, right? What did she say? But she actually said a real demon. Yeah.

Yeah, so I'll say the name and I'll show you the video. So Lamashtu. So that was the name they referred. They're like, oh, all hail Lamashtu. When you think about brands that are selling through the roof, like Aloe, Allbirds, or Skims, sure you think about a great product, a cool brand, and great marketing, but the overlooked secret is actually the business behind the business making selling super simple. And for millions of businesses, that business is Shopify.

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she's the goddess of death, disease, and she's like, you know that story that you told me about Pazuzu? Oh, wait, is she, is it the one where like, she has a big thing and she's holding a kid? Yes! She's the goddess of the child, she's the child eater. Femme. B.

P. Diddy has a tattoo of that. Lamache too? Yeah, on his back. P. Diddy has that tattoo on his back. Yo, she's the goddess of child eating, fam. And like, her and Pazuzu are like very similar. Like they're, like I guess like they work in company with each other. Right? So I'll show you the whole thing. It was weird. I'm not gonna play it too much because it was so fucked. Nah, bro. See, come on.

Lamaze, they say it. This was recent? Yes, fam. This was like two days ago. Four days ago. My goodness, bro. See? You guys need Jesus, man. Look, drink of the blood of thing. Rebuke all this shit, bro. See, and they're trying to make it comedic, but yo, look. It looked like an actual ritual. Yeah, that's messed up. It's messed up, bro. See, it's one thing to like...

I don't know, not be aware of this stuff. But when you are and still choose it, that's choosing evil. That's what I'm saying. Lady Gaga didn't have to do that skit, fam. It's like she wasn't even acting. It was just her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Even JT recently, guess who she took a picture of? Who? With.

the guy from Rick Owens and the wife. Oh. And they were all holding hands. Like Rick Owens himself? Yeah, yeah. And his wife beside each other. And everybody is saying this is her final like send-off. What do you mean? She's dying? No, no. Like she's gonna become popular again. Like in the summer, if you put a prediction on anyone, just because this dinner that they had. And the dinner, there's leaks of it. There's candles everywhere. They're like holding hands. With JT? Yeah, with JT. So...

The theory is like they're setting her up to be like more successful. Yeah, this is like another ritual. Oh, shit. And there's a video of JT coming out who Lily says she doesn't believe in Jesus. Yeah. And who is she dating? Uzi. In one of the songs, she said, I'll turn a city girl to believe in the S word. And what?

Nah, bro. See, like from an outside perspective, you guys have to understand, like from an outside perspective, you guys see the riches, the fame, the rah, rah, rah, like they're having fun and shit, right? But realistically, all of this stuff, it's pleasure and it's honestly temporary. What lasts forever? I mean, faith and connections with people that really love you.

And when you mix it with the terrible things, alcohol, drugs, sex, lust, whatever, that's way harder in an environment like that to make those strong connections and have that type of faith with people. Facts. All fake, man. All that shit's fake. Yeah. It's...

It's messed up. But that's how you get enticed. You know what I'm saying? Like, if I didn't see the, I guess, glamour of it. If I didn't see the glamour of it, I wouldn't be interested. I'm enticed, like, to see what that lifestyle is because it's so different from what regular life is to everyone else. And it seems fun because it's dealing...

And this is how they're smart, bro. Yeah. They're literally manipulating humans' animal instincts, which is freaking like all men will lust. You know what I mean? All men have like sexual desires and shit. Everybody has that. And then they deal with it more with people will be greedy. Yeah. You know? So dangle money in their faces. Greed. All of those seven deadly sins. Yo, it could even be like food, mukbangs, whatever. All of these things, they're right in your face. Right.

But a lot. It's in a lot of copious amounts of that. That's what you see every day. Y'all got to be careful. You don't want to be a pig in Minecraft being led by a carrot on a stick, bro. That's the new slang, bro. Yo, you're a carrot on a stick, man. You don't want to be stupid to be led by a carrot on a stick, man. There's no way. There's no way. Facts, bro.

My goodness. But I think we're seeing a really big change though because there is a lot of people, I guess, pushing the other agenda and then this agenda is coming. And it's dead ass like a war. Yeah. You can kind of see like the battles of faith and you can see good and evil straight up.

Like you can literally just see it go on your for you page. You'll see good and evil all the time. Yeah, yeah. And I feel like it's more noticeable now because of social media. I mean, I guess it played a good role in that way because back then I feel like, I don't know, it was hard to tell who was trying to fake it or who was trying to be real about it. But now it's like, oh no, you know the Christian podcasters and you know the men that are talking about sex and all that. You know what I mean? It's clear. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. On some spooky shit though. Oh, okay, okay. I have some stories for you because I haven't told them yet. Yeah, I know.

And these are like stories. Honestly, these are pretty crazy stories, but I forgot to tell them when I came back from Texas. Yeah, yeah. So if you guys didn't know, I attended Creator Camp. And Creator Camp is pretty much this event where a whole bunch of creators all around the world. You have people from Ireland there. You have some people from Norway. Everywhere. I'm obviously from Toronto. Yeah, yeah. And we all went to this small town in Texas. Cool? Yeah. And we stayed in kind of an old cottage area. Mm-hmm.

And the building I stayed in was dead ass, like an old Western type of building. Who knows how fricking old it is. But you walk in and you can get a vibe like, okay, cowboys definitely fucking lived here long ass time ago. There's definitely some people that were killed, shot around the area.

Maybe some spirits. Damn. You know what? Yeah. You just get that vibe of old town. Okay. Cool. Yeah. All right. You've seen one. You've seen a cowboy. I think it's a second night. Okay. So the second... Honestly, the trip was so vibey and was so good vibe. Like, I didn't really notice anything and I didn't feel anything until, like, the second night. Mm-hmm. Second night. I'm sleeping, right? And I have a roommate. He's on one bed and I'm on, like, another bed. He's already sleeping. Mm-hmm.

Yo, it's deadass like I think 3 a.m. I wake up I wake up to I hear that Yeah, not me. Okay, not me. I hear that sound Yeah, and it sounds like someone dying like it sounds like someone taking their last breath like straight-up dying

No joke. Like, I heard this shit and I woke up like, what the fuck? Is that real? Yeah. Did I dream that? Bro's still asleep and I'm like, do I wake him up? Fuck, I don't know. Nah, you don't wake him up. I'm not trying to wake him up and then I just like dreamt it. I'm tripping, right? So what I do, stay up. I sit on the edge of the bed like this, bro. You know Spongebob in that one picture? He's like this? When he's in the restaurant? Yo, I straight up go like this, like on the bed. I'm like...

Let me lock in let me listen And I waited and I heard more noise and I heard like I heard like shifting imagine this

Yeah, and bro still asleep. I feel like I'm the only one that's listening. So okay in my head what's playing through my mind is Somebody broke in there's a killer or something and they're just murdering people and I just heard someone get murdered That's that's my head right now. Right? Yeah, and I keep hearing the freaking like shit moving So what I do lock the door go my bed like this. I lie down and I just pray I'm like

Yeah, yeah, that's the right thing to do. I'm like, dude, I'm freaking sitting in my bed like, yo, I'm not getting touched tonight, bro. Imagine if your homie just wakes up and you see he looks at you and you're just like... Yeah, I know!

Yo, that's why I don't want to wake him up. Yeah, yeah, because you don't want to seem crazy. Yeah, I don't want to seem crazy. Okay, okay. I don't want to seem crazy. Anyway, I end up falling back asleep. And I don't know. I don't know how long. I probably stayed up for another two hours. And I was still hearing shit, bro. Like, shit was moving. Yeah. Like, okay, fuck. I'm going to lock the door. If something wakes me up, something wakes me up, I can throw hands or whatever. Yeah. I'm going to go to bed because I need rest. Yeah, yeah.

Wake up the next day. Boom. Ready? I asked bro, yo, did you hear anything last night? He goes, nah, I didn't hear anything. I'm like, oh yeah, you were asleep. Obviously, I knew that. Yeah, yeah. But we decided to go to town. And we went to town with a whole bunch of people. And some of the people that were staying in the building, we were... So we're walking down the trail, walking down the trail, right? And I'm like, fuck. Do I say... Like, I'm not trying to scare nobody. I mean, it was honestly a concern. So I said, I asked...

A homie. And I'm like... Hey, did you guys hear anything weird last night? And then... My friend, she goes... Like what? Like what? And then... I say... I don't know. I heard someone...

shrieking for their life. Like, that's what I heard. And then they turn to me and they look at me like this. And I'm like, you guys heard that? And they go, oh, I'm like, whoa, fuck. So I wasn't, I wasn't imagining this shit. Yeah, they did hear it. So I'm like, wait, wait, what is it? Like, what happened? And then they look at me like, yo, they turn and then they start laughing. Oh, so they told you. They started laughing. And then what happened was,

One of them, they were staying in the room across from us. No, no way they pranked you like that. No, they didn't prank me. Wait, so what was it? I'm confused. They didn't prank me, bro. So what happened? They were in the other room, right? And this is from her perspective. I'm going to say her story now, right? So she was sleeping. She was sleeping. And all of a sudden, she wakes up to... She wakes up to that. And she wakes up like...

What is that? And she turns and she sees the other girl in her room that she's rooming with. Wake up like this. Like the Undertaker. And then do the thing, right? Yeah, yeah. And do the noise. I don't want to do it again. And she goes over and like, are you okay? Are you okay? And she's like, she's like crying. And she goes, yeah, it's okay. I just had a night terror. Yeah.

But yo, so that's all it was. It was a night terror. Like nothing bad happened. It was all good. But I swear to God, the face they gave me. Yeah. Straight up, the face they gave me when I said like, yo, wait, you guys heard that shit? Yeah, yeah. If they went ahead and said, yo, I think this place is haunted. I would have fucking shot my pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was that scared. It's worse when you have...

Confirmation from another person that there is a ghost. Yeah. Yeah. It's scary. Like for a couple two seconds. I was ready to like, oh my God. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, I feel like there's something scarier about this.

being collectively scared. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because I remember I was in the Philippines too. I don't know if I told this story, but we went back. We were out like chilling at our cousin's place and we had to go back to like the bakery because I wanted cheesecakes, right? So I wanted strawberry cheesecake. So we went in our van, right? Yeah. And the bakery is connected to their house. So we had to park at their house. So while we're waiting in the van, I'm looking, right? I'm looking, I'm seeing like a shadow in the door. And mind you, all of our cousins were,

are in the other place so I'm seeing I'm seeing like a figure in the door and I'm like yo Lindsay like do you see that and she's like I think I feel something like it's weird and I'm like oh the fact that you're confirming it and then I'm chilling like this right because I'm doing all my prayers I don't believe it like I'm ready to do any of these things that you're talking

When I'm not looking she says Gavin I see a person right and she tells the guy to hurry up and we drive off See a person what? Like she sees a person in their house Like a figure and I'm like that's probably Lolo right? But Lolo is fucking in the other house man So I'm like who the fuck is that?

So we go back and I'm eating our cheesecake, right? And my mom's like, what do you see? You guys look scared, fam. I think I saw someone. And I'm like, yo, she has to go back, but I'm staying here, fam. I'm not sleeping there. But collectively, fam, we were all scared. So you guys are still scared. You still don't even know what that was. Yeah, I don't even know if that was, but I seen a silhouette.

Scary fam. I also seen this video. Oh, it was like, um, you know how I thought you were gonna be like, oh, you seen a cowboy silhouette or something? Yeah. There was a video in Indonesia when they're doing a flag raising ceremony. Everybody, it was like an open field, right? A bunch of people in uniforms and they were doing like a chants, right?

And all of a sudden, like one side of the field started running and screaming. And I'll show you. It was supposed to be a dead military person that appeared in the middle of the field while this ritual was going on. Wait, what was it? Wasn't like a reenactment? No, it was like a flag raising ceremony. Okay. Yeah. So here, I'll show you right here. So in 2018, you can see everybody start running, right? Hold on.

I'll clear this for you. Everybody's panicking. Everybody's panicking. Look. Oh, shit. Wait, that's the person? No, no, it's not. It's not. So these people are shocked. Yeah.

Look who's in the middle. Do you see that? Yeah. There's a soldier. Yeah. In the middle of the field. Hold on. It gets closer. But Fem, they start panicking. Boom. He gets closer. I think he starts praying or something. Damn. They were like all freaking out. And one of the female guards began to have a nervous breakdown because she was standing right in front of him. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if you can see it. Hold on. Where is this? Indonesia. Oh.

Oh, no. Right behind her. Oh, that's crazy. And she can't move because she's in shell shock, fam. Yeah, yeah. Imagine like one of the men that died, fam, that you know show up right there. That's crazy.

That's crazy. That's like if you had a funeral for somebody and then they pop in. And it shows up, yeah. Yo, that's trippy. Like, I imagine in my head, imagine like, God forbid, where you're just chilling and one of your homies passed away and you just see your homie walk in. Like, yo, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah. And he just comes and daps you up and then disappears.

That's movie. That's movie plot right there, fam. And you dab him off like instinctively. And you turn around, wait, what? And the bro's just gone. Yo, that's funny. Okay, but there's more to the Texas story. Yeah, yeah. Because literally the next two nights, the next two nights...

Nothing happened, right? Because obviously it wasn't even a ghost. But somebody caught something on their phone. No, you're lying. Yeah, no, like straight up dead ass. Somebody caught... I have it right now. Oh my... Now, we do campfires every night. Oh, no. Yo, it's actually trippy too. Yeah. Because you wouldn't expect... Like when you see a spirit, the spirit...

It's gonna be of something from the past. Obviously, yeah. And this picture, it proves that. Like, it's straight up. It makes sense. So, we're all in the fire pit. Just like, you know, chilling. And somebody takes a picture.

She took a few pictures, actually. And then she showed me after because she knows I talk about this stuff. And she said she was seeing this like flashless orb following. It was in one picture, just a little bit in the side. Another picture, just a little bit in the corner. Yeah, yeah. And then I'm looking like, oh, that's just like a light flare. Like, don't worry. That's nothing serious. Yeah, yeah. But then she keeps scrolling through the pics. And she says, okay, but look at this one.

Now, she showed me this one picture. Yeah. And the light flare, it didn't just look like a light flare. It made straight up an image of...

of a lady with a collared dress. What the? Yeah. Like, you can imagine a Western attire. No. And you can tell it's like a white. And you can see the face. Yo, you can see like the face and almost a little bit of the mouth and the nose. It's crazy. No way. And it was right in front. It was behind. It was right behind one of my homies. And I never told him.

She told me, but she didn't want to scare everybody else. She just talked to the guy that talks about ghosts. I wonder if I should tell him. I wonder if I should tell him, but straight up, the spirit was behind him. No, not hugging him, but behind him, but kind of like this. Looking at him? Okay, that's why. Good thing you didn't tell the guy. I would have served. Yeah, I feel like if I told him, it would have made shit uncomfortable. The next morning, he was like, yo, where's Brody? Oh, he left.

Oh yeah, you took a plane out of this. I would feel so bad, bro. I would actually feel so bad if I did that to somebody. Okay, so this is a video. Oh, so it's for real, fam? Yeah, this is real. Do you see it so far? So this is like the initial shape. I'll zoom in and I'll stop it for you properly. This is the shape for sure, yeah. Okay, boom. I don't see nothing yet, though. Okay, okay. So here we go. I'm going to have to draw it out for you. Okay, okay. But...

Imagine hair, like end of hair. Boom. Wait, let me see. End of hair? Let me turn up the brightness all the way. You know how locks go like this? Okay. So look. Hair. Cool. Oh, wait. Hair. Yep. Eyes. Yep, I see that. Nose. Nose! And then mouth. Hoo!

And then look, look, look. Dress. White dress. Collar. Oh, shit. You see it? And then arm. Arm. Where's the arm? Hold on. Right here. Draw it? Like this. Arm. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I do see it. I do see it. You see it? Yep. And that's straight up. And it looks like, it looks like what? It looks like a lady that would have been alive during like old west era. Yeah, I see it now. Wearing a collared type of dress. Yeah, it's like pointy. But the wildest part is you can see kind of a face.

You know what I mean? Like you can see almost like a nose. Look right here. Mouth! The mouth right there. Mouth spam! That's crazy. And this guy's just clueless that somebody's above you. Oh nah. Yeah. I don't know if I want to show it to him because like he might get scared and shit. I don't know.

But yeah. Okay, yo. Crazy. Yo, this went from I thought it was gonna be a prank to actual video footage. No, this is real. Yeah. No, this is real. It went from a night terror to oh shit, there's actually a ghost. Yeah. So, like that shit, that's completely like separate. That just happened because of her night terror. Yeah. This, on the other hand...

That's probably a real ghost, bro. Yo, it went from, yo, someone, I thought someone was going to see a silhouette to you thinking you were going to get robbed. Fucking a nightcare. Don't be a plot twist story, fam. There are so many plot twists. No, actually, bro. Yo, it took forever, but we got there, fam. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's a straight up ghost. But, um...

Okay, I don't want to like, so somebody that's kind of in charge, I'm not going to give out details. Yeah. Somebody that's kind of in charge told me, yeah, we haven't had any like ghost experiences here, but I'm personally like kind of freaked out by this. Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay.

Which is kind of like, whoa. So this is like, even she thinks this is something. And honestly, looking at it, it looks pretty real. It looks like evidence. It feels like real evidence. Yeah.

So, okay. Texas is haunted like that? I mean, I feel like everywhere's haunted. Everywhere's haunted, though. If you bag it, you can imagine how many gunslingers were out in the West. And people who died in the past. Everybody died in the past. And there's probably spirits everywhere. Yo, the Wild West is so crazy. Because if you think about it, if you did a crime, they would just draw a picture of you. I think Theo Vaughn talked about it, too. They would just draw a picture of you and then put your head wanted. You could change how you look. Yeah.

And you could go kill more people. And everybody had a gun back in the day, too. So the beefs were settled at high noon. You know what I'm saying? Like, all that shit was settled on site. It wasn't even like that. Bodies everywhere. Spirits everywhere, fam. So you never know where, when. Shit, people were probably doing some cruel stuff just because they had power. They were probably taking advantage of women. You know what I'm saying? Like, damn. It's messed up. It was just you guys in the cabin, right? There was no, like...

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Security with you or anywhere security because you guys are a bunch of influencers. You know, I mean so and you guys are all in the house Okay, okay more private. Yeah, cuz I'm you actually that's a good good detail you're gonna get robbed fam and And maybe you're like, oh I have to actually fight family. That's a good detail. I'm not gonna lie exactly because yo

A million followers in one house in Texas, fam? Yo, you guys have no security? Come on, gang. Honestly, there's so many important people in there. Yeah. I'm not talking about just me. I'm talking about like, yeah, there's some people in there still. Exactly, fam. Yeah.

That's why I always remember that time we saw Neon at the amusement park. What was the one that Andre took us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. At Knott's Berry. Yeah, Knott's Berry Farm. And I looked at him. Obviously, he had a bunch of people following him. But he had security around him. Right? But I don't know if you've seen the Valkyrie incident that happened. Oh, I did see that. Yeah, with the guy. So, I don't know why, but they were doing a sub-a-thon. And the whole point of sub-a-thon is like as long as they keep subbing, they'll stream, right? Mm-hmm.

And they decided to go to an amusement park at night. And the first mistake they made, no security. Three.

Three of the biggest girl Twitch streamers. I know, why didn't they have security? The big three. This is literally Dwayne, LeBron, and Bosh. Was Poki there? No, Poki wasn't there though. No, Poki wasn't there, but they're still pretty big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lucina, and Valkyrie, and Emu. Yeah, yeah. Top three, fam. So they go, and then they see a guy. I know the whole details. This guy's named Russell.

Right? And the guy Russell, when they first seen them, he's like, yo, can I just get a pic? It was chill. It was like, okay, we'll give you a pic, fam. But then right after, when they're about to leave, he's like, wait, can I hang out with you guys?

And this is where the energy just shifts fam. You can tell when it's like uneasy, right? Because they smiled and they're like uncomfortable. I've seen a clip of him like on his knees. Why was he on his knees? No, I'll get to that. I'll get to that, right? So they say no. And then later in the stream, they see him again. I don't know if this was on purpose, but Russell changed outfits to I guess like get closer to them because they don't want to go beside the guy in the essentials hoodie. So now he had a t-shirt on.

So now this guy says, yo, can I play? Can I sing for you? And like he was on his knees. Can I sing for you for your number and shit like that? And they're like, no, right? As soon as they start calling security, this is what he crashes out. He said, you know what? Fuck that. I'm going to kill you. That's the craziest crash call.

Holy shit. For a number. So there's no security. The cameraman is, is, has the, the shit on the girls because he's trying to block the guy from getting close. And once they say, yo security, he starts pulling out his pocket. He's like, yo, I'm gonna kill you right now. I'm like, yo, what? Wait, he had a knife on him? No, I don't know if he had anything, but he reached into his pocket. Oh, to make it like, yeah. Yeah, to make it like big. But,

But fam, like, why are you crashing out? Because you didn't get a girl's number, bro. Bro, but you have to understand, there's some people out there that don't have, I guess, experience even just meeting people. Yeah, yeah. Even just, like, socializing. That's true.

And in their head, what they see online is exactly how things go. Or depending on what content consume. Fam, you could probably like find somebody in the world that thinks human interactions are based off how anime works. No, dead ass. Like you'll probably, there's some people in the world that that's all the consumments. That's all the knowledge they have of human interactions is from anime. So when they talk in person, how are they going to talk?

Believe it! You know what I'm saying? They're gonna talk about, they're gonna say their words, they're gonna express themselves how anime would.

I don't know about that one. You know what I'm saying? Like, the dude like that. That was his, I'm gonna kill you right now. Yeah. That was the one, fam. That was his line that like, he only knew that. Yeah, like, what happens in the anime when somebody gets fucked up? Now we're talking. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's pulling one of those and he thinks it's real life. He thinks it's, I mean, it's real life, but like, it's not. Yeah.

This is reality, dog. There's different outcomes with these things. People think it's going to turn out one way. But that's also a thing of fabrication with, I don't know. For example, with me, I'm a very romanticized, cinematic. You're a movie type person, so you try to romanticize life. Yeah, I romanticize life like a movie. And you fall into trouble when you do that. You know what I'm saying? Because if all you consume is one type of experience...

through the eyes of one lens, then you're going to live your life reflected on that. Until you make your own experiences, which you can vouch for over everybody else's opinion, over everybody else's experience, because you literally live. Yeah. Right? That's facts. But some people choose the fake.

over their actual experience. - Yeah, and in a lot of movies, obviously there's bad parts and then the good parts happen after, but usually in life, the bad parts do happen, but it's hard just to get that happy ending. That's why happy ending is so like-- - I disagree though. - I personally disagree. - I don't know, I don't know. I always believe in happy endings. - It can happen, obviously. It can obviously happen, but if you're trying to go that way, then yeah, it just leads to bad stuff. - There's things that happen theatrically

in movies that won't happen in real life. Yes. But I always do believe there's happy endings. And the movies that are becoming more popular now are actually closer to real life than what movies were before. For example, Anora. Anora film, yeah. There's movies that resemble just real human interaction now. Yeah.

Which I actually enjoy. And honestly, I think that's what a lot of people enjoy watching now because it's just like, yo, this is relatable. Yeah. And it was like the Nora stuff was actually low-key uncomfortable the first time I watched it because it was so awkward. It's so real. But you're the one that told me it's like, no, it's supposed to be like that because it's supposed to be real. Yeah. And I'm like, what?

Movies aren't supposed to be real though. No, but that's the thing. That's the whole thing, right? Yeah, I mean, shit, that shit won an Oscar, so. Yeah, best picture. Literally, yeah. And when you have an emotion like that that puts you out of like, whoa, okay, this isn't even, it doesn't feel like a film anymore. It feels like real life.

you take in the lessons closer to how you would take in lessons in real life. That should have you cashing out in your seat because it's like, oh, this is kind of relatable. Too relatable. Because I think all life is and all media is is trying to portray a message or portray a lesson. Who knows what it is? And you go through your life

learning lessons through your own experience, through watching something. And you take those lessons and that knowledge and continue with your life. So if you could take something in that's closest to life, at some point, we're going to be able to go to a simulation to live out an actual event that will make you a stronger person.

Like, I'll be like, yo, I want to be a strong person. Put me in the sim. Boom. You'll live it out for like two hours. You'll feel someone's real emotion. You'll be in someone else's body. You'll see tragedy, triumph, whatever. And you'll come back to real life. But all the knowledge is still in your head.

That's the future. That's probably a future that will be true. I don't like that though because it's like... It's not yours. No, it's not yours. And it's like if you do so much, say like, oh, I want to become stronger, right? And then you do the trauma simulator. Fam, that only can lead to you offing yourself, fam. I disagree. Because that's all you want to see, but you're not getting stronger. If it's too much, then how much can a human take?

No, because with a simulation, there's always settings. Oh, okay. So it would be like Dolan, just at the line. If there's settings on Snapchat, the simulation is going to have settings too. That's cheating. And it's probably going to be a pay to win. Oh, you want to be the strongest mindset? Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah. Let me just go in there. No, legit. I could see the world becoming like that. Eventually when it's accessible. Right now it sounds too crazy. Talking about like sci-fi here. Yeah.

But give it maybe, fuck, 20 years? Yeah, bro. That might just be regular, bro. Instead of CTE, it's actually regular now. Yeah. If you want to go into your CTE simulator, all right, go. That's crazy, though. That's crazy. Well, what's your thoughts on the BJ Penn thing? Did you see that? Wait, wait, hold on. Before we talk about that. Okay. Maybe your life is one of those simulators right now. What do you mean? You're in a simulation that's learning the lesson that you chose to try and learn. Okay.

Try living your life like that. What would yours lesson be? Mine was definitely confidence. I feel like my whole life is just a journey of gaining confidence. But I think the point of it is you still don't know everything. Yeah, exactly. I don't know everything. So you can't just say it's just this. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's true. That's my perspective though. That's my perspective. I could say, oh, it was to learn this. But the beauty of life is

It's probably to learn this at maybe this arc, this at that arc. But altogether, it's something you can't even like put into one word. That's crazy. Because it's so much, right? Yeah, that's true. But the BJ Penn thing? Yeah. Did you see it? I mean, it's sad, bro. Yeah. It's sad. Because do you think it's CT or you think he's actually like, like,

Like, telling the truth. Let's be real. I know. Because, no, because I'm only saying that because we do talk a lot about the government stuff. And so some of it, like, may seem reasonable, right? I know. But, like, in this case, man, like, prayers out to BJ Penn and his family. Yo, fighting is a serious sport, bro. Fighting is serious and it's dangerous. Like, you can play every other sport, but you can't play fighting. Facts.

You can play basketball. You can play soccer. You don't say, oh, I play MMA. Are you fucking crazy? Me and Robert were talking about this yesterday. He's like, he's like, yo, does Carlos play basketball? Cause we're, we're done our basketball. I'm like, nah, fam. He's like, it's weird because you, uh,

Fighting and martial arts, you need so much coordination for, right? But then you put Carlos on a basketball court and it looks so uncoordinated. So we're trying to figure out like why the fuck is there such a divide in it? Because you're so, when it comes to fighting, that's very coordinated. You need to be more coordinated in fighting than basketball. But then you give him a basketball and it's the total opposite. It's like he forgot how to walk, family. You know what I mean?

You're not wrong though. You're not wrong. I'm trying to figure out like why there's like a divide. My sister says that too. Yeah, my sister says that too. Like, I'm watching you. I'm watching you like exercise. Like, you look horny. Yeah. How come you can't do that when you play? You can't do that when you play. Yo, you're a project, fam. That's weird because I can fight but I can also play basketball. I mean, so it's like, it should be the same. Because you're, yeah, never mind. Because I was in the gifted program. You're engaged. You know,

I was engaged. The amount of people that called you a... I drank the pink drink, bro. I drank the pink drink. Yo, there's so much comments like... Yo, this guy Carlos is a narcissist, man. This guy thinks he's a gay fan.

I look he wasn't gay I look I probably was I like me to carry that's so regular to us though like you guys might seem like it that he's a narcissist but that's so regular it's kind of satire to like yeah that's the thing they don't understand that though like it's like it's lucky satire too yeah yeah I'm just aware yeah

It's like Deadpool when he knows he can die. He can't die. He talks back to the audience. Also in the Back to BJ Pet.

You know, GSP, you're safe here. He admitted to cheating against the DJ. Yeah, we talked about this. We talked about it. Yeah. No, I don't think we talked about it. We did. We did, yeah. Where the guy, he hired a guy to kiss him on the mouth. Yeah, we did. This is like one of the early episodes. Oh, shit. Yeah. I don't remember that at all, fam. Yeah. Because people thought, for a long time, people thought GSP was cheating with Vaseline and shit like that, right? On his back, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. On his back. And then GSP goes...

I did cheat. But I didn't cheat. How do you expect? I can't do a French accent. I'm sorry. Yo. I hire a man to kiss him on the mouth. Yo, I hire him. I can't do a French accent. And yo, I've seen the video. I actually didn't think it was real. But the guy literally came up to him. Yeah, so he's saying like... Because on his walk in, some guy deadass like kissed him on the mouth.

But like, did no one stop him? And GSP said he paid that guy to kiss him so he would lose all his strength in that moment. No, facts though. That moment was probably like, oh, what just happened? And then your whole game plan, you're locked in. Boom. As soon as it gets locked down. Yo. That was funny. No.

Make sure you like the video right now. I know some of y'all are searching up the video and looking at GSP getting kissed. Or not, DJ Fanny getting kissed by the guy GSP hired. Like the video too. And then continue watching. Facts, facts. Oh my god. Would you, if you had a chance to cheat at like, let's say, oh, let's say you're on like the Mr. B-Squid game thing, right? Okay, okay. And you know, I was watching it.

And I was seeing, yo, some of these choices, people over the car. The base games, right? Yeah, yeah. One of them was like, oh, put a train and eliminate people or eliminate the car that you can keep, which is like a Lamborghini. Yeah. I feel like it's too simple for me. Yeah. But I think that's the, it's simple. So overthinkers like you will actually like, oh, what is going on? You know what I mean? Because it's supposed to be a simple decision. Mm.

I know, but a lot of people, they're second guessing, yo, do I keep these people in, this and that? But realistically, bro, aren't you all going to fight for the same thing? Exactly. It's a competition at the end of the day. It's different if it's life. I'll choose to be a good person

out here. But if it's just bread, like, oh, I'm doing it for myself. Yeah, if it's a competition, yo, we're fighting to the death. That's what I'm saying. It's competition. No one's dying, fam. Yeah, if it's life, it's different. Yeah. So when people are like, dramatizing, I guess, choosing the car,

Lamborghini they wanted to make it like the real squid game so bad, but it was literally no one's dying It's just for bread. Yeah, it's just for bread and like yo, why are these guys being so dramatic? Just freaking take the head. That's what I'm saying Get all those people out so you can win more episode 2 right there was um, so there was like they were choosing captains There's three teams. I don't know if you've seen this one, but you Three captains would go on this like like balcony and they would have a button in front of them behind them would be a screen and

of all the money they could cash out on. Right? And all they had to do was press the button. But none of the teammates would get it. Like their team, right? So they chose captains.

One of the teams had like a homeless guy. Like he experienced homelessness before. Right? And everyone thought that he was going to press the button. Fam, it kept rising. 25K, 100K, 500K. Fam, I would have pressed the button at 500K and just left with all my cash. Oh yeah, easy. I was ready for the homeless guy to press it at like 25K, fam, because he needs bread. Yeah. But he's like, but it went up to a million dollars. No one pressed the button. All the teams celebrated. Yay!

Yeah. Fam, all of them got eliminated after. Yeah. Like, come on, bro. Like, take this some bread, bro. What people don't realize, like, y'all should have been working together to finesse the game. Exactly. Instead of finesse each other. The way, well, how would you finesse it? You'd be like, yo, if I press the button, I would just split the bread after. Yeah, you could finesse it like that or keep it for yourself. Realistically, it's a competition, bro. Competition. Get your bread up. This is a game. You know what I'm saying? It's basketball. Yeah. Like, you know,

if you're out in the real world and you're choosing like oh yo do I take this Lamborghini or do I keep people around man decisions like that happen everyday and people don't realize it yeah

this is the way to visualize it in a freaking game, right? Now, if you're in a competition, I would just, I just win. Take it, take your dub. But out in life, bro, if you really take, I'm making a video on this actually. Okay. I don't know when that shit's gonna come out. About money and shit? Like greed? It's about this. I'm gonna ask you actually. I'm actually curious. Yeah. Do you think happiness comes at the cost of someone else's pain? Yeah. Happiness comes at the cost of someone else's pain. Mm-hmm.

I mean, yeah, because you go to a grocery store and then you cash out, but the guy's working like fucking... Yeah, it's just a trade-off. It's trading pain, right? Yeah, it's trading off. There's a lot more to it too. And the craziest part of it... I don't want to spoil it because it's for the video. Actually, wait. No, yeah, it is right too because it's like say every day I remind myself that I'm grateful because I'm not in somebody else's position, right? So by even saying that, I have...

I have to even like look at somebody else's life because life is just like the somebody who's, I don't know, who got put in a bad position versus somebody who else got put in a good position. You know what I mean? So without me seeing that, then I can't really be happy in my position. You know what I mean? Can I get what I'm saying? Yeah, I get you. Yeah. That's an interesting perspective. Yeah. Everybody has their own take. That's why I did the video. Yeah, yeah. Wait for it on my other channel. Okay. But...

I think personally, damn, I don't want to spoil it though. Okay, I'm going to save it. I'm going to save it for the other channel. I'm not going to save it. But there's a huge kicker.

And I think if you come out with that mindset, like you just walk outside and go with that mindset of like, yo, the reason I have this freaking phone is because people suffered to make this shit almost like a slave. Exactly, yeah. You know what I mean? That's crazy. I'm grateful that I can use this. I'm grateful for my position, right? A lot of people aren't grateful for the things they have because they don't realize the pain it meant for you to be like this.

We don't realize the pain it took for our ancestors to fight wars. You know what I'm saying? To travel to a country they'd never been before. To literally, from the mud, make ends meet so that they can eat something on the table. You know? We don't see it in front of us, so we don't really understand it. But if you walk out with that mindset, like every single thing, everything around you came from someone else's pain, you realize how happy you should be.

Do you think there's more sad people today just because of the whole comparing thing on social media? Because now it's easier to make bread and stuff like that. And they see 16-year-olds with cars and stuff like that. Before, they didn't. But now, do you think there's more people because of what's shown on media? So you're saying the comparison causes pain? Yeah. The comparison for sure causes pain. Because I will say, comparison is the thief of joy. Like, if you...

If I have a Lamborghini, but I wanted a Urus and someone's driving a Urus and I'm not even grateful for my Lamborghini, then what is it? But like the whole thing about comparison though. Yeah. And I don't relate to it too much because it's like, yo, comparison is for people that are looking at the wrong things. Like you're just straight up looking at the wrong thing. Yeah.

you could live peaceful if you just close your eyes. It's like that thing of, not to say that bullying isn't real, but like, you could be strong, man. You could live peaceful if you close your eyes.

It doesn't make sense, but it makes sense. No, no, no. I don't want to sound harsh. Don't think I'm not coming from a place I don't understand. I understand some people are in bad positions, bro. And it's hard for them to be happy. But you have to be willing to make yourself strong even when it's hard. Because you'll realize how strong you can be and how happy you deserve to be. But it does take pain. It does take time to heal. Yeah.

It's not going to be easy. Nothing is. I believe the harder the journey is, the more fruitful the joy, the blessing afterward will be. Facts. Not even like going through stuff, even like going out and doing stuff on your own and creating memories. Even if you're scared to go on solo trips and stuff like that. Fam, you came out of your solo trip with hella memories. Were you scared? Maybe it was your first solo trip, but fuck. You came back with some lore.

You know what I mean? You get to tell stories. That's the same thing with going through stuff. Like, oh, you go through strategy. Oh, you can tell that now. You can tell your war stories. Yeah. It's cool to have war stories. Like, go out and adventure, fam. There's so much in life you can do. Because when you're a parent, my... I only want, when I'm a parent, to be the cool parent that has all the stories. No, literally. That's why I'm living life. It's like, yo, I just want to go out and adventure. Yo, the favelas are the most dangerous. Fuck it, let's go to the favelas, man. Chill, chill, chill. Chill, chill, chill.

Yo, I don't know what that was. I'm just kidding. No smoke with no favelas, man. Go to the favelas.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Be careful. Be careful. Get lower, but be safe. Yeah, be safe. But do the things that the main character would do. And that's why I live like that. And that's why people call me Narcissus. That's why I'm like, yo, why are you living like a main character? Because I want to be a main character. That's why. That's why. I want to live life like a main character. So what I'm going to do, I'm going to do things that the main character would do. I'm going to do the things that will put me in positions to experience more, to...

Be at risk sometimes but come out on top to be able to risk a lot for a lot of glory Maybe fail and then come back up. You know say you need these little things You can't be scared of being a hero because a hero Falls mm-hmm heroes gonna fall them. But what makes him the hero? Is he still standing?

The only people that hate on the main character are the side characters. So do you want to be a side character or not? No, you want to be a main character in your story, bro. Be a main character in your story, whatever that means. Some stories are very simple, but they're still very fruitful because of the things they learned within it. Some stories, some main characters, they have honestly a slow story that's just happy, exciting, a little bit of sadness, boom. But...

If they had fun doing it, no matter. You know what I'm saying? It's your story. And if you're not happy with how your story is playing out, then rewrite that shit. Facts. You can write it today. It's not even like, yo, it's like, I can't do this and that. Write it today, tomorrow. You know? Like, you can make a decision, bro. Yeah, I'm still on that quote that you said. Yo, if you want to live a peaceful life, just close your eyes. You don't know how insane that is.

Is that a book? Someone has to put that on a book, fam. If you want to live a peaceful life, close it.

That's some shit a therapist tells you. You're like, wait, what the fuck does that even mean? Nah, no therapist would say that. Yeah, I know. No therapist would say that. Oh, fuck. That's funny. I'm so curious how my kid would turn out, bro. What, your kid? Yeah. No, you would probably... Like, when I have a kid, I'm actually curious. Yeah. No, but if you educate him on stuff because you have gone through a lot of stuff, then he would be like... I want my kid to be like...

more mature than his age, you know what I mean? Because I have all this wisdom I can give him. Because I was never given that wisdom. That's why it's like, I got to learn this shit on my own. Fuck that, bro. Like, let me tell you straight up. Because it's good with my sister. I can tell her how university works. I can tell her, like, stuff I learned from it. I mean, I didn't have no one to tell me that. I mean, it gives it easier. But did you look for it? I didn't look for it still. Oh.

That's a really big one, though. Yeah. Because it's one thing to not have it and another thing to not be in search of it. Because a lot of blessings are there. It's like you weren't brave enough to look. To look. That's true. And that's what I learned a lot recently. Like, you want to do great things? Yo, be fucking brave. You know what I mean? Like, be brave enough to go into those rooms with people that will fucking frighten you. Because if you can't, you don't deserve to be brave. You don't deserve to be great. Yeah.

You want to be great? Deserve to be great. But how does that act? How does that brave person move? How does that great person carry themselves in a way? Every single thing you do, the way you breathe, end up becoming great. You know what I'm saying? And it sounds weird to say that shit, but it adds up, bro. The way I brush my teeth in the morning. I'm brushing my teeth like a billionaire. I'm not brushing my teeth like, oh, man. Bah humbug. You know what I'm saying? You're that person.

in your story. Decide how you want your story to play. Yeah, that's, yo, one of my friends told me, he's like, whenever I'm around you and Carlos fam, I get like imposter syndrome. I'm like, why? Why? He's like, oh no, it's because I feel like I don't deserve to be like around you guys. You guys work so hard and stuff like that. I'm like, bro, what? Be confident in yourself. You deserve to be in that room with us. You know what I mean? I'm like, what?

I'm like, what the fuck? Like, don't ever say that shit in your life again, bro. No, you can't. I'm like, yo, be confident because, yo, you were in that room for a reason. You know what I mean? If you want the honest truth, I do have imposter syndrome sometimes. Yeah, everyone gets it. But at the same time, you hide it pretty well because it's like, no, whenever you walk into the room, it's like, no, I'm who I am. You know what I mean? If you guys don't fuck with me, then fuck y'all.

But it's not easy. It's not. And that's the thing. People make it look easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. Because I'll walk in a room and I'll try that. But then once I see a man say, oh, fuck you then? You're acting like that? No, let me try and get you back on my side. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait. This is not me. Yeah, yeah. No, but just be true to yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be true to yourself. As much as we look up to certain people and want to be like certain people, want to be a certain character, fam, be what's true to you. Yeah. And be true to you because that, fam, your gift to the world, God's gift to you is life, right? Your gift to God is what you do with your life. Yeah, yeah.

That's facts, man. That's facts. And you know, like going back to like Cardi and stuff like that. You know when we, I always say this thing. I debunked it. I was like, no, this is for sure not true. And I kept saying it. Because before I was like, yo, I used to separate the music with the artist. Right? That's so cap. I realized that's so cap. Yeah.

No, I'll tell you off camera, but there's another example. But like, you know how I listened to Uzi like my whole life and I was like, you know, like whatever he does on stage and stuff like that. Like, I can separate that because I just like his music. Nah, fam. Nah, fam.

No, because it leaks, bro. Yeah. It, like, leaks in. It leaks, fam. It leaks in. But it was good, too, because I kind of, like, at the same time, it did develop my confidence. But, like, I look at myself now. I'm like, no, I definitely have super influence of Uzi in my everyday life. And I'm like, fuck, I couldn't. Like, I always said it. Like, no, bro. Like, all that Goyard stuff. Like, the fashion stuff. That's not me, bro. Like, I can separate it. Nah, fam. Yeah.

Uzi is definitely a big influential part of my life.

But, bro, like, but it's, it's, you can be, like, you're influenced by somebody, but you're not ever that person. You're you. And then that's what makes you special. Yeah. Nobody else can be you, bro. Like, Uzi can't fucking be Gavin. You know what I mean? And that's, that's something that everybody has to realize. Like, you are just you and nobody else can be you. So really be proud of that. It's true. And take that with what you will. You know what I mean? Like, actually use it.

Don't just walk around like you don't deserve shit. Walk around like you are him. Exactly. Because your name is what? Gavin. Walk around like you're Gavin. What does that mean, though? Figure it out. Yeah, fam. Facts, bro. Right? Yeah. I think I'll leave it on this. I was watching this cowboy movie. Oh, okay, okay. It's called, what's it called? I think it's called Fistful of Dollars. Oh, yeah? But it's Clint Eastwood, you know the, oh, yeah? Those type of movies. And he's the man with no name.

And I think about that movie, I'm like, yo, he's this badass. He's doing all this shit. We never get to know his name, really. Like, he has a certain name, but he's called the man with no name. At the end of the day, even if you don't know his name, you know how he was. And I think that's more important. Oh, shit. Like, that was the ending. Like, it's so important. Like, I guess it's important for people to know you. Mm-hmm.

But it's even more important for people to experience you, if that makes sense. True. That's facts. That's facts. Yeah, because if you're talking to somebody, you can kind of tell when they're being fake. Like, that's not you. But if you experience the real Carlos, oh, yeah. No.

No, he is a narcissist. You know what I mean? Like, that's the real... No, honestly, I'm always the same, though. Yeah, I know, I know. That's the real Carlos. I'm not, I don't... That's one thing I'll hold. Like, I'll never, like, be different. And that's more impressive than you not being a narcissist. You know what I mean? Because that's actually you.

Oh, there's also a Filipino movie, the horror movie. I don't know if you've seen it, but it's supposed to be really good. Is it Pugbug? No, it starts with an L, but I forgot what it is. But they were premiering it in, I think, Manila. And they had everybody in the theater. And it was supposed to be some creepy demon. It was supposed to be about some nuns, right? And the demon in the film was...

Right when it ended and the lights came off, they dressed up and put makeup on a guy, like very realistic makeup on a guy in the theater. And once the lights flick on, in the middle of the stage, in the premiere, the demon shows up. Oh my gosh. And everyone...

Running. Yo, that's crazy, bro. That's how you do it. The premiere, though. That's crazy. That's how you do a premiere. Not no, like, on the screen, John Wick's talking to us, fam. Yo, I have an idea now. Yeah. Yo, someone do this. Someone do this. Maybe I'll do it if I do a horror movie. Like that. Just like that. Where they turn on the lights. But...

set up every other person in the theater to be literally like a double or somebody set up like somebody set up to put something on at the end and then they just turn and they fucking freak them out yo that'd be hard that's kind of like smile like a smile yeah people there and they're just smiling yo that'd be so crazy or they all stand up and then they like oh

Oh my god, imagine in the film, and part of the movie is like people get brainwashed and start walking, and they all stand up together and they walk up. Yo, I would be tweaking in my seat, bro. Yeah, imagine they only invited one influencer. Like the only person that's real is that influencer in the middle. That's crazy.

That's actually so wild. Yo, that's funny, bro. That would be fire, though. Yeah, that would be so wild. You kind of did that with Raph, how you had the actual, like, the Raph Spider-Man on the stage and stuff like that. That was cool. That was cool. I mean... Wait for the next one. The next one's gonna be pretty cool. I'm working on a film right now. I'm working on, like, a proper one. A proper one. All right, thank you everyone for watching this episode of the Jumper Jump Podcast. Make sure to comment, like, like.

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