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Theory going around with Hollywood celebrities that they're eating mermaids. Have you heard this? I heard about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because
A guy allegedly came out and he said, "Oh, I was invited to like some celebrity A-list party and guess what they fed me?" Kim Kardashian. There's this really sketchy video of Kim K and people are saying she took Marilyn Monroe's hair for voodoo rituals. You know those toys that you throw out one day and then they follow back and you end up- Oh shit. He knows that it's haunted but he still brought it in the crib. You throw it all away and then it come back again and you throw it- Look, I ain't touching it.
In Spain they eat Filipinos That's a crazy hot gay that one will get the views no so they should have eat Filipinos
The less you know, the better. Yeah, man. No, the more you know, the more... No. I was going to say something great. Never mind. Because I see something too. It's like having control in life. And the only form of control in life is actually just...
letting go and not having control. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, because it's like, it makes sense because life is all about change, right? That makes sense. So if you're always trying to, you know what I mean, control your life, you actually don't have control on it because you're not letting the things naturally... That's like some Chinese proverbs. Yeah, no. When I heard that, I'm like, yo, that's crazy. The only thing you control is what you can't. Can't control, yeah. Can't control. No, being at peace that you can't control it. Oh, that's fire. So it's like, it's like...
You want to control everything, but what gives you control is being at peace that you can't control it. - Exactly, exactly. - That's kind of crazy. - And you know something that blew my mind too? It's like, we were never supposed to see the image of our face. - What do you mean? - And phones, like I think it says somewhere, it's like, we're only supposed to see our face, like our true image of our face in like a pond of still water.
Right? Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, but phones came around and they showed us our face, right? And we were never supposed to see it because like when you take a picture of yourself with all these like technology and stuff like a 50s
50 millimeter you know what I mean it's zooming in all your acne and stuff yeah like now you overthink but like I don't think God made us where you're supposed to see our actual face yo cause yeah in Neanderthal I always think about that too like we're not supposed to have cut hair that's what I'm saying we're not supposed to have we're not supposed to have no fades you know what I mean groom
bodies and stuff like that. But we only do that because we see in our face and we're like, I want to be more pretty. I want to be more handsome. But do you think the way life ended up becoming is how it's supposed to go anyway though? So being natural isn't necessarily natural. What natural is, is the evolution of what you are. I don't know.
I don't think so. I don't think that's natural. I think what we're supposed to be is like, you know how the Neanderthals, like, oh, they didn't have no mirrors. I mean, like, they were happier. You know what it is? It's almost as if every single year there's a new apple that you bite of. You know what I'm saying? Yes. You get what I'm saying? I get what... A new evil. There's a new evil that somebody uses to take advantage of you. And then once you bite that apple, you can't go back. Yeah. It's like the red pill, the blue pill thing. Mm-hmm.
Once you take this, you can't go back. And then you see life in that light. So let's say you never, I think the biggest one for me was getting an iPod Touch and watching YouTube videos, going on my phone at night. Once that opened that door, I've started doing it literally for the rest of my life now. Like I still do it. Yeah.
But imagine we never had that opportunity to. My life would be so, I would probably be reading more books. You would probably be outside more. Kids would be outside more. You can just see the effect of an iPad, fam, on all these generations. You're probably just being your thoughts more too. Yes, bro. Kids don't go out and bike no more. What made us bike was quarantine. Why did a whole pandemic made us want to go outside finally?
You know what I mean? It's like we saw too much of the internet now when we were inside and we finally were like, okay, this is too much for us. Let me go outside. I have a question for you. You know how because we have so much knowledge of other places in the world, do you think you know the world? Because I feel like I do. But that's so naive for me to say because I really haven't fucking explored that shit. I get what you're saying. Like, oh, like you've never been to Japan, but you've seen so much of Japan. No, I've been to Japan. Okay.
what yeah i was on google maps no i've been there what yeah i had a layover there okay well yeah but you haven't explored but i'm saying like have you been to japan though yeah i've been there okay i've been there at the airport yeah but it's like that's not japan though there's so much else to see i know i know that's what i'm saying but i think because we see everything already like
or, I don't know, portrayed on media. We already know how shit would play out and then we just don't want to do it ourselves. That's true. It becomes almost like a, I don't know if this is even like a concept, but it makes sense to me where you are put into the paralysis of not wanting to do something because you think you already have done it. Mm.
Hmm. That's simulation. That's like simulation shit. Hmm. Kinda. Yeah. So it's like, um, let's say you watch a movie on something or you watch a tutorial on how to box. It's all great example. Ready? Okay. You know, your homies that think they can fight. Yeah. Oh yeah. They watch USC. They think they can do all that shit, but it's only in their head because they've experienced watching it. Yeah. So they think they can coordinate themselves just by imagining, you know what I'm saying? It kinda helps though. I'm not gonna lie. Nah.
because if you've seen it it's fantasy yeah no it is fantasy but like it gives them an idea of something they're not going out and without no information like they kind of i guess so you know what i mean like it's it's like zero verse one you know what i mean it's like level zero versus level one you're just leveling up a bit yeah no i i agree i agree but i think there's that that paralysis thing
of you think you've already done shit just because you've seen it. And that's the same thing with people being, what's it called? Lazy ambitious. You heard that term before? Yeah. Where because they imagine themselves do it so much, they don't do it because they already got the gratification in their head.
So, like, they imagine all the success and all the things they've done, but it's just in their head. But that feeling already fills their gratification. Really? So, they just get lazy and don't want to do it. Oh, shit. Might be a part of that. No, a lot of people, yeah. I've had moments like that, too. Like, I'm trying to remember. Yeah, it's like, I probably already did it in my head, but it's like, no, I really didn't. Leave down in the comments if you guys had that, because I think it's a common thing, especially with, like, young adults. Also, leave a like. Yeah, yeah.
And speaking of which, one thing that we've gratified ourselves with a lot. No, this is crazy. That's a great segue. No, because this is crazy because, like, this is crazy.
deep down in our roots at first we're designers we're fashion at our roots we're not podcasts we're fashion we're fashion motherfuckers at the roots but men's don't know that because we just transitioned to podcasts and we're like let's just take this road we just changed but we still have that sauce man exactly yeah that's what I'm saying we still have it we just haven't done anything with it and that's exactly what it is
Because in our heads, we're like, yo, we already killed that shit. We already know what to do. We already did it in our heads. So we're not going to fucking do it. And that's why we delayed it so long. But we're finally dropping Jumpers Jump merch. Gabby got it on right now. I got it on right now. I got one of the samples right here. It's fire, man. We're going for that.
Oh, okay, okay. This is what's crazy. This is what's crazy about our merch. And this is different because obviously we have to tie it into the Jumper Jump culture. Yes. So every single piece so far we're going to do for the Jumper's merch is going to be a Mandela effect. That's so perfect. So what we're going to do, we're going to try and spin off and kind of like do our own take on
popular things in pop culture and you're gonna see what we do with it it's gonna be pretty fun so right now you see it's like we have the our first ever drop will be the scott pilgrim like uh like version yeah so it's carlos and it says jumpers jump verse the world it's fire this hoodie is like literally the epitome of like us you know i mean yeah it's perfect the goal for it too when i gave you the i had like little mood boards and stuff yeah i really wanted it to feel as if it's like it's
real piece of pop culture merch. Yeah, but it's a Mandela effect where it's like Oh isn't that is what it's supposed to be? Right, I feel you. Yeah, so we have like a faded. Yeah, it's faded You have the vintage like cuts at the back and the back
is crazy like show a little bit and then turn around turn around don't show too much don't show too much yeah yeah but what's gonna make it crazy yeah i've been waiting for this bro i've been waiting for this because i've been wanting to do like little short films to kind of promote it yeah yeah and i have these ideas already i told gavin but i'm telling you guys now yeah we just have to get the samples in so now that they're in oh it's wraps
But more of the story, like if you guys have an idea and you know you could do it, that's almost part of the, I don't know, that's part of the paralysis. There's a whole term for it. I forgot exactly what it's called. Leave it in the comments if you know. But it's because you know you can do it, you don't. And I feel like the times personally when I feel like I can't do something is when I actually do it.
I have that too. Remember when I was like, oh, I would only do it if some man told me I couldn't. Right. But if I can, obviously, if I already visioned it in my head, I don't know why I like delay it. That's some bullshit though. Why do we do that? Why do you think we do that? Maybe it's because it's too easy or it's like there's a switch in our head where it's like. But it's not too easy. It's still work. It is, but it's like it's easier work. I don't know. I don't know how to describe it. Some psychology major has to like, like find the root of that. What do you think the, what do you think gratifies you? Gratifies me?
Is it when you worked hard for something? Because I guess like... I guess it's like one right now is like proving myself wrong. Like, oh, I didn't know I could do that. So it's like, yeah, I know I can make clothing. Maybe that's why I just didn't do it because I can easily do this anytime I want and just make bread from it. So it's like that's not even top priority. I think that's what it is. If it's not top priority and it's so easy to do, I'm probably not going to do it. Yeah.
Yeah. You know what I've been watching a lot of? Like, I always replay this too. You know Leon Edwards in the UFC? Oh, yeah. But he had the craziest speech ever. I got to bring this shit out the fire. Yeah. Yeah. So it was... It's this video and it's a whole bunch of videos, but it's when he pretty much goes against all odds. He was the underdog in this fight against Usman. Yes. The champ. Yeah. And out of...
Yo, literally. Crazy odds. Landed a head kick. Knocked him out. And he fucking won. Now, he said in his speech, I don't have the right words for it. I don't know what to say. In his speech, he said, I'm at a loss for words. And then he goes and literally says the greatest sports speech of all time. Yeah, yeah. I always repeat it. They didn't believe in me. Look at me now. Look at me now living it. Headshot. Dead. That was so far. Headshot. Dead. Dead.
- It's so tough. I rewatch it like all the time because it reminds me of when you don't see it and yo, it shows the beginning too, when he's still on the chair, he's on the stool and I think it's his coach talking to him like, yo, you're down too. You're down too, show me, you gotta bring it. Yeah, this means that you gotta bring it out of the fire right now 'cause you're gonna lose.
And then in his head, he looked fucking defeated. He looked so defeated. Yeah. But he went up and he just did that shit. That's a different type of... You know Jalen Hurts? Before... I think he lost against the Chiefs way, way back, right? Yeah. And his wallpaper leaked to the internet, right? And it was him walking out...
when they lost and all the confetti of the Chiefs falling on him and he said he kept that there until he would win again until it's real it was like fairytale ending he got matched up with the Chiefs again blew them out bro like we watched it fam
Oh yeah, yeah, that was the Super Bowl. It was like 40 to like three, yeah. But that's the type of motivation. And I see it in boxers too. Whenever the corner brings up like, yo, you're fighting for your family. You're fighting for your mom, dog. That's when they tee up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's why I'm like low-key, like whenever I get comfortable, it's because I found out the root, low-key, why I get comfortable.
It's because I'm so comfortable that I have... I'm comfortable with myself and, like, what is around me. But then that's very selfish on my end because now I put a picture of my family on my wallpaper to always remember why I did it first. You know what I mean? They took the risk for me. I'm...
I'm being selfish by not working even harder so I can get them like get them to stop working I'm always thinking about me and I mean, but I think that's where it starts to me. Yeah, that's where it all starts from You have to take care of yourself before you take everyone. Yeah, I know Yeah, but at the same time it's like I I want to use that as motivation so I never get comfortable with
with myself. Yeah, and that's maturity. Like, as you grow older, that's definitely the path you should be going toward. But it's already hard enough to try and take care of everyone when you don't have your plan set. So don't try to take everything on all at the same time. Because coming from someone where, like, I try to help everybody. I try. It's tough, man.
It just doesn't work all the time. Yeah. But I think... You think there's... Like, where do you draw the line? I don't know. Because, like, with my personality, I feel like I'm going to run into that problem later on.
You know what I mean? You know how I am. And I'm trying to feed everyone. But realistically, I should be worrying about myself too. I still have to learn that. I don't know. I don't think it's wrong. It's not. I feel like if you're sacrificing for somebody else, that's definitely a noble cause. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Oh, yo, you know what's crazy? What? So there's this detail in Attack on Titan. Speaking of like a sacrifice. Yeah, yeah. So you know when Attack on Titan, Mika's...
Aaron at the end of spoiler fuck. No, that's fine. It's been out for a while. But Mikasa, she's in love with Aaron throughout the whole anime, right? But she has to kill Aaron at the very end to save everyone, to save the world. And she has to do it.
But there was actually a subliminal message in the beginnings of the anime that kind of blew my mind. With what? Because there were moments in the anime where Mikasa would see a praying mantis. Okay. Check this out.
She cut off Aaron's head at the end of the anime. Praying Mantises, the female Praying Mantis, has to cut off the head of their lover to start a new life. No way. So there were just cut scenes? It was foreshadowing it. But with the Praying Mantis, just putting the Praying Mantis there is like, oh, okay, it's just there. But the subliminal message to it, her being the mantis that has to cut off, because that's what she did. Cut off the head. Damn.
Of her lover. That's kind of crazy. Now, I think about it. Do you think there's little things in your life that are low-key Easter eggs God put into your past that are like, okay, this means that, that means that? I think.
Me personally, I've never found one. You never think about that? I don't know if... Oh, oh. There's a lot for me. The only one that is right now is the signed Ox Wars box. Why? Because I'm going to do the Ox Wars series. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I feel like that's the one that's going to blow me up. And I remember that moment where you signed it. And that's the only signed box. Yeah, yeah. So I'm like, maybe that...
Yeah, literally it is. And I wake up and I literally look at it and it's always on the Bible fam. I always look at it when I go out of my room and it's like, yo, Gavin, what are you doing? Just start the series already. Like, I know I could do that shit. That's why I'm not doing it. Oh my gosh. It's the late gratitude. I really know I'm viral. You know what I mean? I just don't do it.
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Delayed gratification. You have to practice delayed gratification. Yeah, yeah. So the problem people have is we just get everything at an instant. Dopamine, dopamine, dopamine. Oh, shit. Feels so good. And then what happens? They go and, you know, they don't talk to girls because they could just, oh, feels so good. You know what I'm saying? And they don't even put themselves out there. Boom. Delayed gratification is key because what happens is you actually work to do something and then the gratification comes after.
Yeah. I wonder if I'm like old and stuff, would I still have like that dopamine rush? Everybody will, bro. It's like, it's like a mouse to a, to a, to a water can that they put drugs in. Yeah. Yeah. That's how they test it. Yeah, that's true. I don't know if you've seen, you know, Stan Lee. Yeah. He's coming out with a documentary. I know it's sad. I don't know if you've seen that clip of the guys, um, like trying to torment him for money and stuff like that. But like the whole thing is like, he was like signing, uh,
He was signing autographs with his fans. And then the guy comes over. He's like, yo, Stan, you ready to give the greatest speech ever? He's like, yo, I swear I've done this like 20 times now. Is it over? He just wants to retire. And the saddest line was the guy told him, he's like, Stan, I'm sorry. It's never over. Bro, telling that to an elderly person, just trying to get off the clock, fam, is actually mod.
Yeah. That's actually crazy. And I don't know if you've seen the little detail, but Stan's in like a wheelchair, right? The guy comes over and he's like, oh, Stan, we got to do this next, right? And he turns off the mobility in the chair. No, wait, why? So Stan couldn't like escape him. Like he was there to do the job and he can't go until it's finished.
He went there and I think he's popular. He's very popular but I don't know his name. But he literally turned it off and said, and Stan was like, you guys get every penny off me, don't you? He's like, every penny, fam. Trust. Oh my God, bro. It was so sad. I wonder what that deal is like.
I don't think it's a deal. It's just like, I think they know that he's a moneymaker and he's elderly, so he can't do nothing about it. That's sad, bro. That's literally Elvis, right? Like Elvis was trapped to do the same performance over and over and over and over again. You should have let him retire, bro. That's why it's like when the documentary comes out, that's an Elvis type thing. Like, oh, now Marvel's exposed. I know. The only sad thing, though, I have about it is like, I don't want Stan Lee to be remembered for something terrible that happens.
I'd rather remember his legacy by the greatness he's done. And that already lives through Marvel, even though they're kind of messing it up right now. You know what I mean? If I want a Stan Lee documentary, I want it to be a heroic one, honestly. Because he was a hero. He made heroes. Yeah, no, real shit, yeah. So why are we making a documentary about the negative stuff? Yeah, it's going to get the poll. But if we're going to make that, at least make a heroic one, too. But that's how you know, like, lesser learned fam, like, money is
is like business is business fam yeah you can tell that in anything NBA or you'll be loyal to the team they'll still cut you fam I know they do not care there's such a there's just a weird mythology to like old celebrities especially especially even like Elvis Marilyn Monroe and all of these celebrities if
feels a little bit as if everything that's consumed now it's still related back in a way because for example kim kardashian yeah now there's this really sketchy video of kim k and people are saying she took marilyn monroe's hair for voodoo rituals what
What the heck? Yeah. Marilyn Monroe? I think she paid like a really, really expensive amount of money to have a lock of Marilyn Monroe's hair. Oh my God. So I don't know if you've seen the pictures she's done before where she tried to like
Look in her attire. She wore the same coats and everything like that. Now she took it a step further, fam. And she decided to buy a locket of her hair. Now, there's a video where she receives it. In the video, she dead ass says, I'm about to do some crazy voodoo with this. What the? Yeah, she literally says it. Yeah, she literally says it. Nah, that's mine. That's mine.
Oh, this guy has a ready. Look, after nearly two years of waiting and paying $4.2 million, Kim Kardashian receives a lock of Marilyn Monroe's hair. Marilyn Monroe's hair. And look what she says. Oh, this is... What is this? That is Marilyn's hair. Look what she says. You can clone her. Whoa. Oh my God, I'm literally...
Going to do some crazy Buddhist shit. And I channel her. When I channel her. Oh, no. No, but Baguette, though. It's the same. She's kind of the same. Yeah, yo, Baguette, though. Like, it makes... Actually, she's joking. But look, she's not. Yeah, yeah. Because if you were that type of person to be at the very tippity top. And there are conspiracies already about them doing, like, rituals and witchcraft, this and that.
her receiving Marilyn Monroe's hair that's like her getting Michael Jackson's unreleased music that's what I'm saying that's equivalent like say you wanted the powers of like LeBron James and you wanted to be a basketball player boom who are you gonna go to you're gonna get LeBron's hair yeah you know what I mean she's gonna space jam the shit out of real shit yeah Marilyn Monroe Kim Kardashian literally the same fam I know yeah the substance dog so no yo that's crazy
But I'm thinking that probably happens kind of often, especially if these witchcraft rituals and stuff are real. And what's interesting too is maybe when there's similar aesthetics in celebrities, it's directly tied to that. Is those rituals or, I don't know, manifesting certain entities to become into you. Because, yo, let's be real. If there was an option for someone to be possessed by a
insane celebrity that was very very impactful someone on the come up that's trying to become successful they would probably do it they would do it yeah they'd be like yo put it in me pause pause let me get that here you know
Yo, pause. Don't clip that. It's actually mad though. It's actually mad. And there's also a big theory going around with the Hollywood celebrities that they're eating mermaids. Have you heard this? I heard about this. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Because a guy allegedly came out and he said, oh, I was invited to like some celebrity A-list party and guess what they fed me? They're like, yo, they literally fed me mermaids and I 100% believe it. And then this guy, he's like, when he rejected it, he said he went into one of the coolers and saw
The mermaids, right? No way. In the cooler? And I believe this. Why? Because remember that story I told you where like the guy in Mexico made a deal with the devil so he can see mermaids, right? So he could see mermaids. Yes. And they built a statue and whenever you go to that statue, you
And like at sometimes you might be able to see. Yeah. So another fisherman, he came out and he said recently, this recent, he said he caught something that made his whole boat turn pale. And when he reeled it in, it was like a five foot human looking person with like gray and fins all over.
over and gills all over her face yeah right and he exposed it he said oh this is crazy because a lot of fish markets label them under exotic right so those exotic fish markets specifically look for mermaids what because those go for the most because who's buying it yeah the millionaires in hollywood oh yeah
So maybe the fish that's like top tier, top market, top ticket isn't actually fish and it's just labeled as something else. But nobody else is going to buy it because it's that freaking expensive. Exactly.
That's kind of crazy. That's why they're saying like in the millionaire's mansions, they have the mermaids in there until they go to the parties. That's when they kill them. Imagine it's bluefin this whole time. You know bluefin? Oh yeah, bluefin. Like the really, really expensive fish. Oh yeah. And then rich people are the only people that buy it or buy a lot of it. So we wouldn't know. You wouldn't know.
That's kind of crazy. But it does taste fire. Yeah. And I do feel energized after. But the metaphor like associated with this whole theory is kind of crazy because it's like in the book of Enoch, it says something how like mermaids are just fallen angels. Yeah, because they fell into the water. They fell into the water, right? And it's kind of weird because it's like, oh, why are the Hollywood elites, they're known to be demonic. So it's like the demons are eating the angels. Mm.
It's kind of weird, like that whole statement. What's interesting too is the whole concept of Atlantis. That's honest, real history. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know Plato? He was a philosopher, right? He was writing history about all of these different things. And then he put in Atlantis being a real place, real technology, real people that went underground or went underwater, sorry. As if it's just real.
happened in real life facts so if all of this stuff is documented and there's many documents about this story isn't even new like this is like everybody's heard it all around the world where is it yo they had to reproduce fam there's definitely like mermaid little baby mermaid swimming already now theory you know people say there's lizard people oh yeah lizards can live in the water too
So you think it's just that. Alligators. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Water salamanders. Yo, that's facts. They could all live in water, fam. So what if the mermaids that submerged or like came into regular life. Yeah.
are those shapeshifters and that's why they're lizards because they came from the water. They came from the water, man. That's a theory worth crazy, crazy. And it makes sense too because if you think like, okay, look at underwater creatures. Have scales, fam. Why is lizard people a thing?
Obviously it sounds crazy, but like... But I believe it more because Atlantis was actually written in paper. You know what I mean? In the books. And I think... Yo, it's weird. Do you think we're still being lied to about the whole truth of where we came from? Because I always think about like... I never thought about that. Technically, everything's a theory. Science, how we came to be human, theories of evolution, this and that.
There's no real solid, solid, solid fact how we came to be. Everything's a theory, how we became to be this conscious. And you know that theory how like, oh, if we're evolution or if evolution was real and we came from Neanderthals and came from these different humanoids,
where are the other ones in between? Wouldn't they still be, you know what I mean? Wouldn't they still be around or at least have evidence of being there before us? I mean, wouldn't... No, I don't think they would because they already evolved. I know, I guess so. You know what I mean? I guess so. Maybe you're right. I mean, I'm not the best person to ask this question or talk about this. It's not my expertise, fam. Yeah, yeah, same. We can do it.
You talk about Caillou theory a lot. But once it comes to evolution, oh, fuck. I don't want to sound like I know shit, but... Science is my worst one, bro. I remember that one time you were talking about pyramids on the live. Remember we used to do live podcasts? And I'm like, oh, no. That was when I was still a rookie, right? And I didn't have these topics down. I could banter with you. But, bro, once you started talking about pyramids, yeah, you took over the floor still. I think you talked for at least 30 minutes. And I was just like, yeah, okay.
I was there like, how did they build the pyramids without airpods bro? How'd they build this shit without chat GPT? Real shit, how'd they build this shit without airpods?
No, that's actually, it's valid because, like, we still can't make that shit now. Yeah, facts. We still can't make that shit now. Facts. What's the closest thing we have to that? But, like, we haven't really built anything. It's like all the, like, imagine, like, the Leaning Tower of Pizza. But is that more impressive than the thing, though? Yes, fam. That's way more impressive. Hold on. Is the pyramid more impressive than, like, the CN Tower? I would say no. Oh, actually. The pyramids? Hold on, hold on. The pyramids is crazy. Let me hold my tongue here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me not say that real quick. No, but you get what I'm saying here? Like, you would have had to have made freaking helicopters that can carry some heavy ass shit. Yeah, yeah. Cranes that are super... You know what always blew my mind? What? How are there freaking skyscrapers? Yeah. And then, like, the tallest thing in the world, right? Yeah. Like, let's say the tallest skyscraper in the world. What is that, like the Burj Khalifa or something? If they made the crane beside it, wouldn't the crane be the tallest in the world? Yeah.
Wait, no, no, it wouldn't. They would have helicopters to do it. No, but sometimes it's cranes. To do it? Yeah, it's cranes. Like, you don't see helicopters, really. Honestly, I don't even think it's helicopters. I promise I don't even think it's helicopters. I think it's actually cranes. But if they had a crane... That goes all the way up and puts the... Yeah, wouldn't that be the tallest in the world? They would, right? I guess. But it's not... A crane is not labeled a building. What do you consider a building? A building is like...
Like, people can live in it, I guess. You can live in a crane. No, you can't. Yes, you can. Not high enough. If you could live in a freaking tiny home or you could live in a car, you could live in a crane. A crane. We're talking about... There's a box, dog. A skyscraper. Like, you say the CN Tower. You could actually go up the CN Tower and, like, be safe. You could live in a crane. But a crane has no walls to protect you, fam. No, there's a section that the crane operator lives in. But if you're...
If you hit wind, if there's wind on the crane, oh it's wrapped. But it doesn't mean you can't live in it. Yeah, you can live in a crane, so is that not a building? See, this is one of the ones where it's like, you just let Carlos win, fam. You just, peace of mind, fam. Regardless of what I'm gonna say, he just goes... And you guys think I'm crazy in the comments, fam. No, this is just for my peace of mind. Did you just hear what this guy's saying?
No, but it's that little. Okay, can you live in a Japanese pod? You know, the pod hotels? Yeah, yeah. So you can live in a crane. That shit is smaller than a crane. Okay, but you're saying the tallest building. So we have to say like the tallest of the tall. Yeah. You can stay at that tallest. Technically, you can. I've seen videos of people climb that shit. Yeah, you can climb it, but Carlos, can you live 24 hours? Bruh, how does a crane operator get up there then? He doesn't. He stays.
He stays on the bottom. No, it's not on the bottom. It's in the top, man. Oh, my God. Have you ever seen a crane before? It's still on the top, bro. No. A crane. A crane. There's like a... On the bottom. How is he going to see that shit, bro? Yo. He's on the top in the box. See how I'm getting riled up? I don't think in a year I've been this riled up. And that's just my fault.
No, because in the crane, you have the person that's doing it. It's in the top, though. It's like high up. Huh? It's high up, though, because you have to see where it's going. No, but the only thing that's high up in the crane is the hook that like... Yeah, but the box is like relatively close to it so you can see it in front of you, no? I don't think so.
If you're gonna be at the bottom, how are you gonna see that shit going, bro? It's gonna be the hardest freaking game ever. There's professionals, fam, that see that, oh, here we go. That high? Nah, you're tripping. They have more technology that does it for them. You're tripping, bro. Look, I'm gonna search up a crane right now. Look at this shit. Let me see. It's a bird. No, look, look. Boom. What'd I say? Exactly.
Oh, like this compartment? Yeah! Oh, I'm thinking it's like, you know those cranes that you have to be on the bottom of? Yeah, I mean, let me see. Technically, that's a building, bro. Yeah, yeah, but this only goes up to a certain amount, though. See? And then it extends more. Bro, that's the top! Yeah, I know, but it's not bigger than, like, the Burj Khalifa, fam. This will extend. Bro, I'mma pull up how they made the Burj Khalifa right now. Birthday cake, waffle. What'd you say to Sophia? Yeah.
This is one of them ones. How'd they make the Burj Khalifa crane? Yeah, they had cranes. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Ah, here we go. I'm sure, I'm sure. They caught me, they caught me still. Yeah, let me see. Let me see what it looks like. So they put the cranes on the building. Mmm. Okay, like the attachables. Yeah. Yeah, it makes sense. They put it on the building. Mmm.
Yeah, so that's where I'm tripping. Okay, so I get what you're saying though You know I mean like if there was a crane that extends high then that would be the large building. I get what you're saying but like like if we're talking technical then- It's part of the building. Yeah, it's part of the building.
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Well, what's the thing you're about to tell me before? Which one? Of the TikTokers. What are they called again? Oh, the boom guys? Oh my God. You want to talk about that? This is controversial. Oh, really? All right, let me talk about it. Okay.
Hey, we have to cut it out. We have to cut it out. But honestly, it's an interesting theory. So someone asked me, can you do a theory on the Costco guys? Okay. So I watched a video on TikTok. Not coming from me. Yeah, yeah. Not coming from me. So this is not my words. All right? I have no hate toward anybody. Facts, facts. We love the Costco guys, man. Yeah, and we're Canadian too. Yeah, facts. All right. So...
There's a guy that did like a conspiracy video about the Costco people. I'm talking about the boom, boom, boom. Those guys, I forgot his name. AJ and Justice something. Big Justice. Big Justice.
Big Justice and AJ. So theory goes, or at least in the video, what they were showing was how... Ah, fuck. They're part of a certain group. Okay. I'm not going to say it because I don't want to get in trouble. Yeah, yeah. They're part of a certain group. Cool? All right. Now, the certain group is obviously in hot water because of stuff. Mm-hmm. That...
that involves explosions oh so on tiktok to distract all of us yeah if you put that group together boom boom it's all fun and games oh that's kind of crazy right that's like looking kind of crazy equivalent to like disney frozen yeah no yeah i know that's what i'm saying that's why it's kind of crazy i know that's not true but that's a crazy that's a crazy theory yeah yeah yeah
I know so like I don't know yeah. Yeah. I don't know this is not even like for me Yeah, yeah, no that's crazy cuz I know those guys like like I thought you were going into like all the theories like oh like they they sacrifice something to go big but I know that the dad I've seen clips of him doing YouTube when he was so young like he's always had a camera his man So yeah, he deserves the spotlight still yeah, so the theory is to you know lean
social media to that way. Yeah, yeah. And then they do content about their culture all the time. Yeah. So to kind of like soften the blow, they made the content kind of, you know, happy, fun. And it's like, how could you be mad? You know what I'm saying? That's true, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. But we're talking about explosions here. Mm-hmm.
Boom. Boom. Boom. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's kind of crazy, but. I know. I know. And that's like, that's the thing that really blew them up. Like, all of a sudden, everyone started saying like, that slogan. So, it's like, damn. That's what's trending. So, I don't know.
I don't know. That's kind of cool. It's interesting. It's interesting. That's all I'm gonna say. Another TikToker, I don't know if you've seen this, but like, uh, they got three years in prison because they told Jesus to get a haircut. It was so crazy. What are you talking about? So there was this TikToker in Indonesia, right? And she's, um, this TikToker, this TikToker is transgender, right? Yeah. So all in the live, um,
They're getting told to like, oh, cut your hair. You look too masculine, right? And all of a sudden, to respond to that person, she gets a picture of Jesus. And then the TikToker is like, oh, see how Jesus has his hair long? You should stop being more. You should not look like a woman. You should cut your hair too.
Right? And that's what he told her. And I don't know why, but it spread like crazy in Indonesia. All of the Christian groups said, oh, this is blasphemy. You're low-key saying that you're Jesus because you have long hair too and you want to cut it. And I'm like, what? So she gets put into, yo, she has to pay like a hundred million whatever currencies in Indonesia that much. Yeah. And she got put into jail for three years. Damn. Just because she said that. Damn.
Damn. Yes, you can't play about certain things. You can't. You gotta be careful about those things. I know. Have you seen... I don't know if we talked about the Sierra Mist thing. You might have said it. Oh, I don't know. Remind me what it is. It's like a drink called Sierra Mist. Yeah, yeah. Have we ever talked about that? What happened with it? I don't think so. Sierra Mist? I'll show you. Yeah, let me see what happened. So there's this drink. Mm-hmm.
It's called Sierra Mist. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Now they had to change their name recently. Why? For something crazy, bro. Sierra Mist. Because of a TikToker. Oh no. So they changed their name to Starry. Oh, I've seen Starry. Yeah. Yeah. So do you know why they changed their name though? No. Check this out. Sierra Mist. So there was this TikToker that was going super viral and she was getting a lot of views. Her name was Sierra Mist.
Okay. Yeah. Now, eventually when she got too much exposure, too much popularity, Sierra Mist, the beverage, reached out and said, hey, you got to change your name. Okay. Because that's our name. Yeah. And you know what she did? What? She decided to take time to look into the copyright of the name Sierra Mist. What'd she do? She bought the trademark and the name so she could have it for herself. Yeah. What?
And then Sierra Miss was in hot water because like oh fuck like we don't even have the rights to it no Yeah, so she has the right so now she can sue. Yeah, so she could sue Sierra Miss Oh, having her using her name on the drink on the beverage cuz she bought it right so
That forced them to be like, oh, okay. They went to a battle of like trying to buy it, this and that. But eventually they just gave up and changed her name to Starry. So they waived the forfeit flag. Yeah, yeah. And she just gave it up, changed her whole name to Starry. So she didn't sue in time. Because I would have done that for so much longer.
She couldn't sue because they decided to change her name instead of like selling it. I thought it was going to be like, oh, you don't want to give me the name? Then I'm just going to crash out on TikTok, make a bad image. So whenever it's like Sierra Miss, it's like bad stuff. Nah. That would have been hella like revengeful. I'm not going to lie. That's different. That's different. It would be crazier too if she was like, never mind, I'm not going to say that. Yeah. You know exactly what I'm going to say. That's what I was trying to get to. You know exactly what I'm going to say because that does sound like that type of content. Exactly, exactly.
I know exactly what you're thinking fam. I know exactly what you're thinking. The crash out. You could just crash out fam. Yo. I'll tell you after. No, I know exactly what. Don't worry. I know exactly what. Yo. Yo. Oh my god. No, me no.
Oh, and there was another, there was another viral, like, it was not TikToker, but, like, this Twitter person. Yeah. He's, like, he's, like, very big in the trading. You know, like, meme coin? How I told you, like, people invest in a meme coin, and then if it blows up, you get, like. Yeah, they rug pull it and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like NFTs, right? So this guy who was very, like, big in the trading community, he got rug pulled.
by one of the meme coins that he bought into. And when I'm telling you, yo, this meme coin, he put all of his money into. So it's like maybe a hundred K plus. Right. And I seen it. I seen the article. I think he was only left with $500 left. Right. And this is when he starts crashing out because this is when he went viral. He goes on live on Twitter and he, he starts playing Russian roulette. No. Yes. All because of this gambling. Damn.
So he goes on, he's like, if I die right now, turn me into a meme coin. Oh my God. That's what he says. That's why it's going so viral because his meme coin went viral right after the live when he shot himself, fam. He did it two times. Holy shit. Click, click.
It didn't go off. And then he said, last one, boom, three times, bop. No, that's crazy. And what's so, like, F'd up about this whole case. They made the meme coin. Right after, though. And it blew up. And 300% fam. And then somebody rug pulled it. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's literally money rules the world type thing. Like, I'm going to make a meme coin about your death and fucking take all that money. Crazy, fam. Shit's poetic, bro. Shit, how is that poetic?
nah that's crazy though cause that literally is just like a Shakespeare tragedy yeah real shit it's like the thing the thing that makes you so much money that's the thing that actually kills you and it still goes on oh that's tough that's tough
The evil that caused it still followed. Damn, bro. I heard a really wholesome... This is like a completely different vibe. I heard a really, really wholesome theory about Powerpuff Girls. Powerpuff Girls? Okay. Yeah, it's so wholesome. I'm gonna have to read it. I've only heard dark ones, though. That's the thing. With Powerpuff Girls? This is probably the first time our theory is actually wholesome. But...
You know the professor? Yeah. The guy, the white guy. Yeah. And he made like the mixture and then actually made the Powerpuff Girls by accident though. He didn't mean to make it like that. But what he was trying to do was make the perfect little girl. But what happened? He tried making the perfect little girl. Yeah. But three came out. Oh.
Now the wholesome part is is each one of them are perfect but there can't be one perfect. You know what I'm saying? What do you mean by that? So check this out. There can't be one perfect. So each one of them they're still perfect and still ideal. Yeah.
But it's because they're separated in their own traits is what makes them perfect. Okay. Here, hear me out. Look. So Bubbles, it's the ideal perfect little girl. She's the one people picture when they hope for her daughter. So kind, compassionate, and cute. Also ditzy, but still dumb at times, right? But you can consider that perfect. Now check this out. Blossom is the perfect leader. She's intelligent and organized. She's calm and contained. But she can also be arrogant because of it.
Is that the red one? Yeah. Yeah, that's the red one. Okay. Now, Buttercup. So, this is the one, the green one. The green one, yeah. The, like, you know? The one that has some spunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Buttercup is strong-willed, independent, and brave. But can be callous and kind of violent. But in their own way, each one of them having their traits and...
And their, I guess, weakness. That's what makes each one perfect. Because there couldn't just be one that makes perfect. That's low-key a life lesson. You're made one of one. So you have to be like, you're the only one that can do that type of stuff. Because the strengths come with different weaknesses. Exactly, yeah. So Bubbles has this strength. Blossom has this one. And Buttercup has this one. Yeah, yeah.
But the weaknesses is what makes them perfect. Because if there's only strengths, that's not a balance. That's not perfect. You can kind of say that for the Ninja Turtles too. Like they're all strong in their own ways. But when they finally come together as the Ninja Turtles, fam. Then they can be together. Yeah.
Power Rangers, man. It takes it together. Yeah. Power Rangers, like, you're not going to fight one Power Ranger. You can probably win. But, like, oh, them together? Oh, that's... You're not winning that at all. Okay, who do you think you relate to the most out of all of the... Oh, the blue one. Bubbles. Yeah, Bubbles. Okay. I can definitely tell you're a mix of red and green, though. I know. I don't know which one. Yeah. You're red and green for sure. I feel like I'm trying to be, like, calm, organized. Yeah, but I feel like in...
uh like life scenario like you know how i said uh mikey doesn't really fit you yeah because you haven't watched it yeah i know the ending is i know but i think you're more the red one like you lean more towards the red to be kinder yeah then then independent and violent and because i feel like you're not violent though like uh actually let me take that okay yeah you might be green
not like if we're talking like young carlos yeah i could easily say buttercup then or not buttercup sorry the green one buttercup yeah yeah buttercup the green one if we're talking about young carlos i could leave it on the comments what you guys think i am because i have a conversation with a homie literally recently talking about like what you think um harry potter house i am yeah and she said right away slytherin but i thought about i'm like i don't
feel Slytherin though but like maybe your personality says Slytherin am I though so I ended up last night I did the Harry Potter quiz a test yeah I did the test cause I always thought I'm like Ravenclaw so Ravenclaw's like more like thinky you know mystical type shit so I did it guess what I am though
Don't tell me. Hufflepuff? What is it called? Hufflepuff? Hufflepuff? Nah. You're not that old. That's probably not. Nah. What's the other one that's not Slytherin then? It's uh... I forgot. I totally forgot the name but it's the one I am. Yeah. Gryffindor. Gryffindor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gryffindor. Gryffindor you might be. I already forgot. No, that's what it said. Yeah. So I did the test and it said I'm Gryffindor. Okay. Josh is more of a... Ah, fuck.
Fuck. I think Josh is Hufflepuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Josh is Hufflepuff. I'm Hufflepuff too. Yeah. With hints of Slytherin. I guess I'm Gryffindor because I did the test. I went to the official Harry Potter website. So I had to get the right one. Send me the link. I'm probably going to do it. It's interesting. I'm going to change all my answers so I end up with Slytherin. I'm not going to lie.
No, no, you have to do it, but do it kind of blind because you know people they can see what yeah Things gonna give them the right answer. I did it blind I'm like I did it quick and first instinct and I think that's the way that's the best way to do personality test Yeah, like your first initial thought that's the right one because if you overthink it. Oh, we're doing too much now. You know, I
I used to always overthink, so I've become the main character. So, like, let's say, like, the, what is it called? The two, three girls? Powerpuff Girls. Powerpuff Girls. You know how, like, the main one is, I think the red one is the leader. Yeah. I would try to describe my answer, so I end up as the red one. Interesting. Interesting. That's Slytherin's personality, though, isn't it? Like, deceiving? That might be. You might be Slytherin, bro. You might be Slytherin. I might have hints of Slytherin. You might actually be.
But like yeah, you know how you hot you're green, but you have hints of the red girl. Yeah, I like that true Like I'm like how we land on like hints of slither. Yeah hints. You know, I mean, I don't think I'm slithering though, bro I don't think you're so there. I don't think so. Yeah, I think you're just straight Gryffindor fan. Yeah, I probably am just straight Gryffindor
Leave it on the comments too. Yo, I'm actually very curious to see if all our homies did it. And maybe the homies that are closer to each other are from the same thing. Or complete opposite. We don't like hanging with the people that are like us. That's it? Because I think it's more like that. Yeah.
I think it's more like that. Low key. That's true. You know what's off topic but like a very wholesome moment I had like recently. So one of my younger cousins you know how like I always say like oh I wish I had an older bro so he could lead me. You know what I mean? Yeah. In a way. And he's like so my younger cousin he's like he
he didn't go to school. Like he did, he did his own route, right? Like he has his own thing that he's making money of. And I was never worried about him making money because he had the mindset that I knew he can pursue entrepreneurship. Right. And he did it right. And obviously his parents not going to understand it. But then he recently told me, he's like, yo Gavin, you know, like you paved the way, like you made my parents believe that
this internet money is real. And like, if it wasn't for you fam, like I probably wouldn't be doing the things I am today. I'm like, yo, that hits so crazy because that's my like, my older bro. Like you finally gave like, you know when someone gives you flowers? I'm like, yo, that actually like, damn,
Wait, you're older? No, it was my younger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he looked up to me. And obviously, like, anybody that looks up to me, I want them to do the right thing. I want to be a good role model. So, like, someone verbally saying that to me is like, yo, that's a nice feeling. Yo, fam, like, when I was just starting everything, literally everything I wanted to do, I had it in the back of my head that, yo, I'm not just doing it for me. I'm doing it for literally everybody else behind me. So, I'm doing it for the next generation.
next of kin, doing it for my cousins that are going to grow up and want to do something else with their life. I'm doing it for the cousins that are already just as old as me, that maybe they want to chase their dreams. At the end of the day, fam, and I said this before, I said it so many times, and it's on the Kiwi video that's posted on my channel, you're dying, bro. Everybody's dying. And I wouldn't want to die for anything besides my dream. That's hard. That's hard. And what that dream entails is completely up to you.
My dream involves family and love. Your dream might involve something else. You can't judge. Everybody's dream is different. You never know. That is true. I think... Oh, actually, I want to talk about this real quick. I want to talk about this real quick. This is kind of funny. So did you know in Spain... What happens in Spain? Why do you just laugh about it? It's kind of funny. So did you know in Spain, they eat Filipinos? What? What?
That's a crazy Hulk gang. That one will get the views, fam. No, so they straight up eat Filipinos, bro. What? What are you talking about? Why is this a puzzle, fam? You know Spain colonized the Philippines, right? So in Spain, they have a snack called Filipinos. Oh, yeah. Look, look.
So it's like a chocolate. But it's high key racist. It's high key racist. Oh, they're actually O's. That's so funny. Philippine O's.
You get it though? No, but it's high key racist because they're dark on the outside. Oh no. But white on the inside. Oh no. Cause you know how Spain colonized the Philippines? Yes, fam. And they were like the darker Spanish people. So we can go to Spain right now and go to a convenience store and buy this? Yeah. It's called Filipinos. And you know what's even funnier? What, what, what? In the Philippines, our desserts. What are they called? Let me see, let me see. Yo, you know, you know the desserts, you know puto. Oh, oh.
Yo, you know what that means in freaking Spanish? Yeah, it's bitch. Yeah, look. I just bagged them. Yeah. So it's like a sneak diss and then we're sneak dissing back. We're sneak dissing back, bro.
It means like, it means like, like prostitute. Oh my gosh. But it's a derogatory term. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's used as like an insult. Yeah, obviously. Like puto. But that's our desserts, fam. That's our desserts, bro. That's our swear words and like derogatory terms. The puto with the cheese on top, fam. We have the puto with the cheese. Yo, maybe, maybe that symbolizes something. Yo, it could be. It could be. Like puto is actually a racist snack that we actually didn't overeat. Yo, puto is white. Yeah. Yo, that's crazy.
That's crazy! With the yellow on top, man. Oh my god! Yo, it looks like a coochie too. What? The puto looks like a coochie. Oh yeah, the cuts. I think the direct term for it, puto means like prostitute. Like that's what they say. Yeah! So bag it. It's like our dessert is a light-skinned coochie. Yo! We're sneak dissing them. But Filipinos is actually kind of crazy though. Yeah, that's straight. That's not even sneak diss. That's literally Kendrick saying, yo, drink it.
Say Drake. Oh my god. No, but look. That's what it is. Someone did a video on this, but I thought it was really funny. Word. But it is kind of, it's low-key kind of racist, bro. Yeah? No, that's crazy. I'm not offended, but. Yeah, it's like funny, but. It's golden on the inside. And dark on the outside. And then dark on the outside. Oh my goodness. How more obvious can you get from that?
No, but for real, like I look at them because I met a lot more Mexican friends when I went to America. Yeah. And our culture is so similar, bro. Like the Chanelas. The Chanelas is literally, they have Chanelas too. Yo, even I saw a video, even words in Italian are very similar to Filipino words.
Really? Like hours is like horas, hora. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, yo, there's so much. There's another one. Hold on. Let me pull it up. Italian, not even Spanish, though. Word. No, Tagalog. Bolsa. Bolsa. Corso. Corso. Crema. Crema. Fruta. Frutas. Linguaje. Lingua. Un minuto. Uno minuto. Machina. Machina. Motore. Yeah, motor. Medico. Medico. Canta. Cantare. Problema. Problema.
No, but I think it's because it's like...
Is it Latin? I think so. That everything's based off of? Yeah, and I think that Filipinos, like, there's some Filipinos that say they're Spanish. No, but technically they are. Technically... Yeah, technically they are. Technically, they have roots straight to Spanish people. Yeah, I know, I know. But, like, some people, like, on their bios and stuff, like, they'll say Filipinos, like, Spanish. Yeah, but come on, you're Filipino, bro. Yeah, I know, I know.
Like, that's why I'm trying to get to, like, oh, yeah, I know you're Filipino. Yeah, and technically, technically, I'm kind of Chinese. Yeah, I guess, yeah. No, because my Lola's, like, ancestors were probably mixed with Chinese. Word. But in the Philippines, so technically, he's still Filipino. Wow.
Filipinos in general are just like mixed people, bro. I've seen this. Some man tried to cross the border when he was traveling. This guy literally smuggled so much thing going across. But guess where it was? Where? This is super smart. This guy wore a toupee. Yeah. And they had to cut out his toupee. And when they finally found it, it was 19 packs.
Like $10,000 worth in his toupee. Wait, what? It was such a good disguise, fam, that I feel like somebody had to snitch because it was so good. Damn. And he definitely hit the opt-out so he didn't go through the scanners. That would have been perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no one's checking hair like that, bro. That's true. You know what I mean? Unless you're in a scanner. I still do the opt-out. Yeah, I know, but that's why. But like...
Maybe that's why people are like, oh, maybe he's hiding something because stuff like that. Oh, why don't you want to go through a scanner? Oh, you know what cheesed me recently? Yeah. I had to go through one and then they told me not to talk about him. Yeah. But they made me go through it twice. They made me go through it twice because freaking one of the guys was a fan and I wasn't paying attention and I forgot to take something off. Yeah, damn. I had to get double radiation, bro. My goodness, bro. You're like the Costco guy that doesn't...
uh carry the the chickens in the the plastics he's like don't scan this oh you don't know that nah oh my god so there's this guy on on i think it's on tiktok or youtube shorts where he goes to costco and he literally has a shirt with a receipt bar right interesting of the chicken of the costco chicken because that's what he eats a lot of right yeah and he doesn't like uh like any radiation on his chicken so whenever he cashes out uh
When the guy's about to scan the chicken. Oh, he says. He goes. No, don't do that. Scan my shirt. And everyone's like, oh, why are you being so extra? But he's literally like covering the chicken. So the radiation does not go on. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. It's actually interesting as well. And people are saying like, oh, he's just doing. He's just like being extra. But fam, like maybe that's what he believes. Yeah. Maybe there is some. Yeah. That passes off through that laser. Yeah. Part of the reason I'm switching my cups. Because I just switched my cups to like. To what? To glass ones. Oh.
Is that why you want it? Because I've been using the freaking like the shaker cups with this hella plastic, bro. I mean, yeah, you're actually right. Because you take it in, over time, it seeps in. And you know when you drink something out of a water that's been sitting in the sun, it tastes like plastic? Yes, yes. Damn, you're consuming plastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It tastes like plastic because you're consuming plastic.
In the summer if you leave your water bottle like in your car while it's heating up. You're literally drinking plastic That's why I never do that. I never I used to do that hella. I know it's not good So I recently stopped or I'm stopping now because I don't want to like end up with all these micro plastics in me There's this plastic toy that um, have you seen the belu clip?
Oh, the one of his was googling. No, no, no. Oh my God. Yo, that one was scary. Let's talk about that real quick. Wait, which one? Googling. So he like put Google and Google. Yeah. And then, and then he did something else. Oh, Zs had to end the stream. Why? Because he was so embarrassed about B. Lou. Really? Yeah. Because he was, he didn't know what year it was. You didn't see this clip? No, I didn't. Is that just an act he plays? No. Because I feel like sometimes-
Like, flight and Beelude, like, this might be an act. Because they, like, people make fun of him because he's, like, dumb or something. But I feel like it's just an act. This was dead ass, fam. Really? Yeah, because he was trying to explain it, too. He just goes like, yo, what year do you think it is? And he's, like, thinking really hard. Because he asked a question even before that about the year. And he couldn't get it right.
And Zius goes, wait, what year do you think it is right now? He goes, 2023. Yo. Yeah. And then Zius, you can see on his face, he got serious, bro. He's like, yo, hold on chat. Hold on chat. And then he paused it and then ended stream. Oh, fuck. That could be two things. People is either clone fam or he has CTE from football. People are saying CTE. Yeah.
But maybe he's just being like fried. True. That too. But I feel like at the end of the day, it's all of, this is all for views. I'm like that. I know that clip got millions of views. That's why you saw it. Like you seeing a clip is actually very rare because you're not on the internet scrolling like that. Yeah, I know. So it's like maybe that is just part of the plot. But I don't think so. That felt very real.
Like he actually looked concerned for his boy. Yeah. But this one, the toy one that I seen was like, yo, I actually believe this because his first words to Zeus when he pulled out the toy, he's like, yo, I'm sorry for like bringing this in your house. And he was like, wait, time out. What was it? It's like a plastic toy. It's like Legos. It looks like Legos, right? Yeah. But he's saying he's like, oh,
you know those toys that you throw out one day and then they follow back and you end up... Oh, shit. It's one of those, right? So he goes and while he's talking about it, it interrupts him. And it does like the little noises. It's like, blah, blah, blah.
Right? And he's like, look, look, I didn't press it. Right? And he knows that it's haunted, but he still brought it in the crib. Yeah. So I'll show you the clip. It's weird. And then at the end, he shows you the clear picture of the front. It looks like a face. Like the toy has a face. It's like eyes, nose, mouth. Watch.
So he brought a cursed toy to Z's house? Yeah, it's like he knew it and he wanted to show it off. Here, look. It looks so funny, though. That does look kind of funny. First glance, you can see the eyes, nose, and mouth. Yeah, yeah, I do see it. Yeah, yeah. Look. So what's going to happen? What's going to happen? I'm going to have to throw it away, bro. But I'm just saying, I hope this shit ain't got no... You know when they find a toy and that motherfucker, you throw it away and then it come back again? Look, I ain't touching it.
Yeah, I think you should throw it away, bro. Nah, I ain't gonna lie, bro. I'm finna throw it away, bro. He's so stupid, though. Yeah, shit right here, bro. Like, look at this. Bro, how do you... It got a nose, a head, a mouth. Yeah, it does look a person. Yeah. And then it just turns on again. It just keeps turning on. Oh, shit. It could be cursed, man. That's what I'm saying. Those things, there's like... Maybe once it acquires a face, it becomes... You know what I mean? Yo, you know what's weird? Oh, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Yo, so I was just at my cousin's house. Mm.
And we were watching a movie, right? And I was getting a weird ass feeling. And it wasn't even a scary movie. Really? I was getting a weird ass feeling. And I look straight. And because I'm facing the TV, we're watching a movie. But when I look straight, I realize I'm facing the
the toy shelf there's like a toy shelf and there's dolls there and i look at the doll that's dead ass directly staring at me and it was that dora doll i talked about way way back on jumpers jump the dora doll that literally like turns on by itself that they see put on different places and then just comes back damn i was getting a weird feeling it was weird as shit and you know that thing where i have to like pull off yeah you had to do that i did it and i felt better
So I really felt like, yo, why is this thing like... But I must have spent hours in front of it because I was watching the movie, right? So I'm just posted up like this. I just wasn't paying attention. Yeah, yeah. Crazy. Like anything with a face, a ghost will probably try to take over. You never know. That one specifically, though, there's stories already. So it's weird. I'm surprised we still have that shit in there. I know. Why is it still there? Just chill it. I don't even know. Get rid of that, to be honest. I'm going to put it in your room. Yo, what the fuck? Don't even bring that shit in the house.
Yo, we get 10k likes I'll put it in Gavin's room without him noticing. I'll put it in his closet too. I'll put it in his closet and put like a sound. Yeah. The attic. That's what I meant. In the attic and then put like a sound thing so it makes noise and you're forced to like open it. Stop. You ever watch Hereditary? Yeah.
You know that one scene where they go up to the attic and there's bodies? Oh, yeah. That's good. That's what it would be. Yo, you know the I Am Legend where Will Smith, there was like a doll. Fuck, I forgot that scene where there was like some person that moved that wasn't supposed to move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, he made people there, like fake people so that he would be sane. Yeah, yeah. But that one, supposedly it actually moved and he went insane. Wait, what?
What? Yeah. So like there was one scene. Remember he's like, no, no. When he was screaming at the mannequin. That like apparently in the BTS. This one I heard. But in the BTS, that one, like he went so saying that he actually thought it moved. Oh shit. But people are saying like it actually moved. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah.
That's crazy. I mean, maybe because everybody was manifesting that to happen. Exactly, yeah. Because that was part of the film. Everybody was acting. And Will Smith is literally, you know, putting energy to believe that's real. He's acting it. He's living it. Low key. And in the clip, you can see it. It went from like this to like this. What the fuck? And then that's when like the real acting came out. No, you can't be moving.
That's crazy. That's real emotion coming from his body. That was a really good performance, bro. Yeah, yeah. You know they're making another one? Oh, really? With Michael B. Jordan. Oh, he's going to be the main character? I think. I don't know. I don't know what they're going to do with it.
But you know what? Did you know there's two endings to that? To what? Some people don't know, but there's two endings to I Am Legend. No, what was the second? So actually, I think there's even three endings, surprisingly. Yeah. So there's one ending. What ending do you remember? I actually, I forget. I watched it a long time ago. Okay. Do you remember the ending where like he had the grenade and he kills himself? Sorry. Sorry. I'm pretty sure. He unalives himself? I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't remember any other... Any other ending? Yeah. So there's another ending where he was able to like calm them down, talk to them, and he was able to like escape and end up alive. But that wouldn't make sense because the name is I Am Legend. You can't be a legend if you don't, you know. Yeah.
Damn, that kind of sucks that whole thing of a legend. When you call, say, LeBron's my legend. No, but you say that once they're already kind of past, no? Yeah, I guess. You would say, I don't know, Michael Jackson is a legend, right? Those type of people are legends. But you would call people that are still living like goats. I guess you could still call them a legend too. Would you say that Playboi Carti is a Michael Jackson of our era? Hell no! What?
Playboy Cardi? He even posted about it. He posted a picture of Michael Jackson. He said, me at Rolling Loud or something like that. Playboy Cardi. But I mean, look how much people idolize him, though. Bro, he doesn't even get more plays than Bad Bunny. What? But I'm saying, for the youth, though, I don't know. I don't know. Damn, Taylor Swift has more aura than Playboy Cardi. I guess, yeah. That's true.
But I don't know, at Rolling Loud he had a lot of motion. What I'm trying to tell you is like, you're boxed into this one niche, bro, and you think this is the whole world. There's literally so many people. Because when I went to Creative Camp, man, I realized like, yo, nobody here, it's a minority of people that listen to Cardi. Compared to coming home and all of you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how like, they're so different. Everything, everybody listens to something different. Because they're creative people, right? Yeah. Everybody listens to different shit. I mean,
Like, I had some... I listened to everything, though. Like, I listened to a little bit of... I don't listen to Cardi specifically, but I listened to, like, trap, rap, hip-hop, reggae, R&B, country sometimes. Yeah, I remember when...
Bad Bunny did his WWE entrance. Oh my God. Probably the loudest pop WWE even ever got. I forgot about Bad Bunny still. You think there's someone that has more aura than Michael Jackson though? Than Michael Jackson? No. No. Mans are like literally falling. Like passing out. Maybe Tupac. Maybe. No, but they weren't passing out for Tupac. Yeah, they weren't passing out for Tupac.
passing out is so easy but because michael jackson he had like both genders yeah you know he had like the female audience was so huge and the male audience exactly like tupac is a little bit more male you know true true true at least majority right yeah top three ever most auras was probably michael jackson number one jeff hardy when he was in his prime
And then I'd say Playboi Carti in this generation. In the underground. Playboi Carti, bro. In the underground. But like, I'm talking about the impact he has on kids right now because everyone's dressed in black.
But Creator Camp, you only met like f*cking 20 people. 40 people. Yeah, 40 people. But like, yo, compared to everyone else, fam. In the world, bro. I know there's a bunch of people. More people listen to K-pop than Playboi Carti. More people listen to Morgan Wallen than Playboi Carti. I guess. High key, that might be actually a fact. I'm actually not sure, but I feel like that's actually a fact. Yo, they have a whole town.
Nashville. Or city, sorry. Nashville, fam. You know? It's all about that music. And you're telling me Flipboard Carti's more? Nah, come on. There's no opium town. Are you crazy? There is. Atlanta? Downtown Toronto. I'm just kidding. Where did the opium sound originate? Atlanta, right? But yeah.
I guess Atlanta, but like maybe actually, would you say? Yeah. Atlanta is like a bunch of opium mans, but you know, what's interesting. Toronto actually has a dark sound with everybody that comes out from it. If you think about it, like all the music that comes out of Toronto, they kind of sound similar. They have that, like they either sound kind of dark Drake, like the OG dark Drake, or they sound like party next door, kind of R and B vibes, or they sound a little bit like, um,
What's a word? What's a word? Fuck, I forgot the... Who's the duo that's signed by Drake? Division, sorry. Oh, Division. Magic Jordan. Magic Jordan. Mmm.
You know what I mean? Yeah, I kind of get that. But think about it, though. They all sound similar from, I guess, the forefathers of Toronto. Yeah. Because, I mean, that's what you have to look up. That's all they look up to. You know what I mean? Everyone sounds like Cardi and Lil Baby and Gunna and Atlanta. That's true. That's true. So it's like literally wherever you are, you take inspo from me. You know what I mean? Yeah. I feel like if I'm not around you for like maybe, say like- You would talk differently? A year. Yeah, I would probably like be different. You know what I mean? It's all about your friends. True. I mean.
I wonder how it would sound if I talk different though. Imagine I sounded very posh. How did those people think? Okay, so like the Kreative Camp people. They thought I had an accent. Okay, okay. I still don't think we have an accent though. I don't really have an accent like that. That's so normal. But that's us going to the UK where everybody sounds the same. You know what I mean? And then obviously that sounds like an accent to us. Yeah, yeah.
Or even like a Filipino accent. Imagine I was, I was fob. Oh my God. I feel like we would still get views. Yeah, 100%. I feel like we would get hella views. Just because the accent's funny. But I feel like, I don't know. Yeah, Loki. Yeah, no. If we can have a Toronto accent and still get these views, having a Filipino accent would be the same as any other accent. What if you had a Filipino Toronto accent?
oh that would be hilarious do you think we have a filipino sarang accent no kind of kind of i don't i don't i don't speak tagalog though but do you think because i'm filipino i have like certain vocal inflections uh no i don't think so i don't think okay if you were to close your eyes and imagine you never met me and you heard my voice how do i look like that's hard that's that's a hard question okay i'm gonna do it to you okay go talk okay yeah yeah so like i have this theory that um
No, because you already know I'm Filipino. No, actually. Well, I imagine my head. Fuck. What, a white person? Like brown hair. What? Yeah. That's the first thing I thought of, brown hair. Brown hair. Brown hair and like a green shirt. What? That's so specific. Is that specific? That's dead ass what I feel, fam. Really? Yeah. Okay, your turn. Ready? All right.
Close your eyes. So once upon a time, I was walking down the street and I saw this one bird. The bird flew and I'm like, oh shit, it almost hit me in the head. Okay, what did I sound like? Like Arthur, fam. Arthur? Yeah, you just looked like Arthur in my head. Like glasses and...
Yeah. Maybe because of the story. But that's the thing. I can't do that. Okay, no, no. When you were envisioning someone walking down the street, how did he look like? Yeah, like a nerdy... Maybe I am. High key, I am nerdy, though. Yeah, I know. That's why the image probably throws people off because you have tattoos and stuff, but you're saying these things. I feel like I'm still nerdy, though. I have braces, bro. Yeah, that's true. But it's like, I don't know. I feel like you don't even sound nerdy. Nah? Nah, you don't sound nerdy. Maybe I have to put more, like, influxion on the...
You sure I don't sound nerdy? No, the vocal inflection is crazy. Speaking of the vocal inflection, 6ix9ine is coming back though. Yeah, I heard. He did this whole plot where he's like, oh, I didn't cut my hair. It's still here. I'm telling you, he could come back anytime, bro. Boom.
I think he'll drop a banger, actually. I think he'll actually come back. People will listen, bro. I hope he does a tour, too. But I know there's a falling out with him. And you know Steve will do it? Oh, yeah. Damn, can we mention? Yeah, we can't mention that. No, but there was a falling out between them because apparently he owed a lot of money and then never gave it or something like that. They were close. They were super close and something happened with money. Yeah. Yeah.
but damn money money ruins a lot of relationships man so i heard this they were auctioning off all his cars and his chains and then jet told me shout out jet yeah jet told me that he was he was thinking about buying one of the chains because some of them went for like 4k really yo you can sell that yeah we should auction the one you should have won on the auction my goodness
Oh, I should have got one, bro. I could have wrote that up. I could have got one, bro. Imagine that. Imagine if I was 6ix9ine on the podcast. That's actually tough. And you have the vocal inflection of 6ix9ine. You literally turn into 6ix9ine. I don't think I still have it. Yeah. When you're telling stories, I kind of see it, though. Yeah? I can't unsee it. The moment you told me it, I could never unsee it.
Who do you think you take inspiration from? I guess you don't take inspiration. Yeah. I hate podcasts, fam. I don't take inspirations from anybody. You don't take inspiration from anybody speaking, though? Speaking? No, I couldn't. Because I feel like we sound like our heroes. But I'm not trying to speak. I'm talking like Gavin to you right now. When I say I'm talking like Gavin, you know what I mean? You don't think you sound like your heroes? No.
I don't sound like Uzi. I'm not like, hey. No, but maybe you give off a little bit of it. Yeah, yeah. But not talking about it. Subconsciously though. Maybe subconsciously. Maybe. Because I would say, I would say, I don't know, maybe not. This is just me being like narcissistic. But I would say like the way I speak is how...
If I were to put like a Spider-Man comic and he talks, he would sound like this. Yeah, that's why you didn't rap. Yeah, that's why you sounded like that. Yeah, you sounded like me. Facts. No, I think I sound like me. I don't know. No, but you don't think you have like inspirations from voice? No, from talking? No. Or from your parents? Maybe your parents. A lot of people are just from their parents. I guess. I guess it's from my parents too, but it's like that's it. Have you heard my dad talk? No.
No. I don't think I actually ever heard... Like, he said hi to me like once. I think he sounds like me. Really? Yeah, I think maybe I take him... Okay, yeah. Maybe my mom, too. My mom talks a lot, too. I know, your mom. I can definitely see your mom. Yeah, you can hear it? I can hear your mom, still. Okay, okay. Yeah, I can hear your mom. Interesting. Duh. It's like that little sarcasm, but it's also like... Yeah, the sarcasm is actually your mom, still. It's like sneakness. I think I'm taking too much on my mental, bro. Duh.
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