EP.230 - DIRE WOLVES CREATION THEORY, ASHTON KUTCHER DIDDY THEORY, HAWAII NIGHTMARCHERS URBAN LEGEND
01:12:53 Share

This podcast is brought to you by Aura. Imagine waking up to find your bank account drained, bills for loans you never took out, a warrant for your arrest, all because someone committed a crime in your name. It sounds like a nightmare, but for millions of people each year, it's reality. And here's the scariest part. By the time companies tell you your data was stolen, it's already been nearly a year. 277 days.

That's how long, on average, hackers have to use your social security number, open accounts, take out loans, and destroy your credit before you even know you've been exposed. By the time you get that breach notification email, the damage is done. Your identity stolen, your financial future at risk, and the company that lost your data, they'll just apologize and move on. Hackers aren't waiting. Why are you?

This can all sound really scary, which is why I'm so glad we're partnering with Aura. Hackers don't wait, so why should you? Aura monitors the dark web 24-7 for your phone number, email, and social security number. Because the moment they show up for sale, criminals are ready to use them. If Aura detects your info, you'll get an instant alert, so you can act before the damage is done.

What if your identity is already stolen? Criminals can take out loans, max out credit cards, and vanish. That's why Aura provides up to $5 million in identity theft insurance and a U.S.-based fraud resolution team that works around the clock to shut down fraud fast and get your life back on track.

Your personal data is a goldmine for hackers and Aura helps lock it down. With a VPN for private browsing, Data Broker opt out to stop companies from selling your info and a password manager to help secure your accounts. Aura gives you the tools to fight back.

For a limited time, Aura is offering our listeners a 14-day trial plus a check of your data to see if your personal information has been leaked online. All for free when you visit Aura.com slash defense. That's Aura.com slash defense to sign up for a 14-day free trial and start protecting you and your loved ones.

That's A-U-R-A dot com slash defense. Certain terms apply, so be sure to check the site for details. Hey, Lonzo Ball, it's your agent. What's up? I've got a commercial opportunity for you from Buzz Ball's Ready to Go Cocktails. Nice. My last name is Ball. The product is a cocktail in a ball. I get it. That's what I thought too, but no. They want you for your hands. They think your big hands will show off the size of their new blue biggies ball. Big blue balls? Really? Yeah.

Get blue balls this season with BuzzBalls. Please treat responsibly. BuzzBalls available in Spirit, Wine, and Malt. 15% alcohol by volume. BuzzBalls LLC, Carrollton, Texas. ♪♪♪

The Hawaii man. The Hawaii man. Survivor. How do you feel compared to going anywhere else in the world? I'm telling you, it's the best place in the world. Yeah, yeah. No, yo, when you said that it was like, yo, every time I was stressed, you were like, yo, it's just Aloha, fam. I was like, you know what? It is Aloha. And the thing is, we could do that anywhere in the world. Yeah, yeah. But when you're here, everybody's on that time. Yeah, literally. Like, we're shooting this podcast. Yeah.

like on Saturday this coming out tomorrow in Canada I would have been so stressed here it's like bro aloha man it's just chill and I'm so curious if every why do you think Toronto and the big cities they don't move on that aloha I don't know I think it's just the energies out there I know because it's the weather low key yeah that's true because when we were in the house at winter time I was low key like I know that winter depression is their thing and I was like I was kind of feeling I'm not because every little thing pissed me off

Yeah. Hot take, maybe the reason the Vikings were such good warriors and so like brutal and cruel was because they're in cold weather. That's true. Yeah. So they're like everything that pisses them off. Everything pisses them off. That's what I'm saying. And then I think because naturally we're Filipino, right? So we're supposed to be in like

hot, humid weather. Facts. When you put us in what? In Canadian brisk winter? How are you gonna feel? You'll be fucking stressed out. You're gonna feel like you're not supposed to be in that area. Cooked up. Yo, I'm putting no like face stuff on, but my skin feels so good. Like when I feel like I'm in Canada, I feel like, oh, my girl has the eczema, like flaring up every day. She's stressed about that, bro. If she comes out here, yo, this is where we're supposed to be. Yeah, yeah. One thing I'll say though, is when you come to Hawaii,

Damn. You know how movies portray things in a different light? Yeah. New York in a movie and New York in real life? Yeah, yeah. Kind of similar, but it's still not the same. True.

LA, great example. LA in the movies compared to real life? It's different. I feel like Hawaii is what it is. Exactly. When you see the movies, it's exactly what you get out here, bro. Wait, wait. So, okay. So, Surf's Up compared to Happy Feet. Were they both chill environments? Because I watched Surf's Up again, but I didn't watch Happy Feet again.

Happy Feet was I think Happy Feet was chill it was chill it was a chill movie yeah yeah that wasn't like Surf's Up was more comedic though yeah yeah Surf's Up's my favorite though what I like about Surf's Up though is it was actually documentary style yeah yeah when I watched it I'm like yo as a kid I'd never really bagged that they were just following the penguins yeah that's what it is

Low key. So what do I think they were making fun because at the time X Games was really popular. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. X Games was huge. And then like Tony Hawk shit. Skater culture in general was big at that time. Word. So surfing is obviously the other side of it. Yeah. I just want to do like that. There's two hidden details I found about Surf's Up though. Yeah. And one of them is not a theory, but it's like hidden details. So one of them was how Surf's Up dissed

Happy feet? Yeah. Because they're both penguin hoo-vies? No, no, no. So I don't know if you caught this, but when they asked Cody, he was like, "Yo, do you have any other talents other than surfing?" And then he sarcastically said, do you remember what he said? What did he say? He said, "What? Like singing and dancing?" Yo, that's narcissistic as fuck.

Yo, I do remember that though. Yeah, yeah. And then there was another one where, I didn't know this, but the director put UFOs and flying objects in the back. Of Happy Feet? No, in the back of Surf's Up. Oh, word. Yeah, they're like Easter eggs. Like you could actually see a UFO flying in the sky. Word, I didn't know that. Do you know the Big Z theory though? No. You ever heard that one? Is it the one where he's based on a real person?

That's probably true, but that's not the theory. Okay, what is it? So if you guys know the movie Surf's Up, Big Z was pretty much the hero or like the person Cody looked up to. Yeah. Right? And he inspired Cody to become this big surfer, this superstar, whatever. Now, Cody in the beginning of the movie was given his Z necklace. Remember? Yeah, the shell. The shell. Yeah. Cool. Theory goes that Big Z is actually Cody from the future.

So what it is, it's pretty much like an infinite paradox. Big Z teaches him to become that superstar that he is. And it's just a constant loop.

Big Z is Cody from the future teaching Cody again how to become that superstar. Word. Yeah. Wait, is Big Z the one that goes, this is Lace, Steph, or I mean, this is my girl Susie. No, no, no. Big Z is the... Who is that? The penguin that looks like Denzel with the dress. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Yo, Carlos, when he's in Hawaii, he actually turns into Cody, bro. I just can't wait to see you on the surfboard because that's when you get really activated. I'm not going to lie. Bro, when you put yourself in a setting of like, I don't know. I really like going places and immersing myself. When I went to Texas, for example. Yeah. Cowboy hat on, trying to ride horses, trying to do everything kind of in that culture to just feel what it is. Yeah.

And when you're out here in Hawaii and anywhere you go in the world, to be honest, you kind of just want to do that because you get to be part of the mythology. Like, you know how we have stories of King Arthur and dragons and shit. And it becomes iconic because there's a whole like,

it feels right. You know what I mean? There's a whole, there's a whole almost like culture storyline feeling aesthetic to it. And every single piece of it matches together to create one big fantasy world or even just a realm. Now, if you could, you could dead ashes do that with your real life. If you want your life to feel like a documentary, just do things that people would make documentaries about. Yeah. If you want your life to feel like a rom-com,

Go out, look for love, have comedic timing, you know what I'm saying? Have fun, laugh. When you said, I think your biggest line is like, yo, my life is a movie. Yo, everywhere, because I've traveled with you a lot, and you learn a lot about a person when you travel, right? Yeah. And LA, whenever we go to the Grove and stuff like that, it actually feels like a movie. It feels like a movie. If we did the horseback riding, that would have been a movie, I'm not going to lie. But there was no... Helicopter, you got helicopter, give it a bit.

But there was no reservations for that. But at the same time, like yo, everywhere we go, imagine, oh, Nashville is gonna be a move. I just know because we're gonna have all the cowboy hats, all the things. Yeah, it's gonna be a movie, bro. Yo, after, okay.

I really want to do the night marchers stuff. Yeah. But you're scared, right? I'm scared, bro. Bro, leave in the comments if you should do it. This episode is going to come out and we have time. Leave a comment, leave a like right now. And we could do, I really want to do exploration for the night marchers in Hawaii. Do you have a story about the night marchers? Because I know I told you about it, but do you have any? It's just the same lore. So pretty much what it is, is these night marchers, people say when you go to certain mountainsides or certain trails. Is it forests or mountainsides?

It's all of them. Oh, shit. It's because the trails, they have forests with the mountains, you know? Okay. It's green. Yeah. Now, they say when you go there at certain times, especially at night... Yeah.

You'll hear music like tribal music. That's so scary though. Have I heard that running? Now you'll hear that and you'll see flames like flickering of torches in the distance. And if you follow it, you'll find what people claim to be the ghosts and the spirits of ancient tribes.

Just marching. And they call them, I'm pretty sure they're warriors that ward off evil spirits to protect the sacred land that's there.

So you're scared, but honestly we have no ill intent fam. We're just like documenting this shit Yeah, because then like I always said it's like it's the ghost versus the sacred ghost like that is like the people that died on that Island I'm not trying to see none of that. I got like 1/8 Samoa Why you gonna tell them that like before they before like they don't and they're jumping in front of you No, no, don't worry 1/8. Well, but don't you think don't you think like I?

If it's a spirit, they see things differently, not even onto like a physical level or even communication level that we do. Do you think... I feel like spirits just know shit. Yeah, maybe. Because like, say we go in there with good energies. Do you think that they would read that energy? Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah. Because...

If we were to comprehend a spirit and how it could communicate with us and they communicate to each other, we don't hear them talking. True. You know what I'm saying? So it would definitely be something that you see beyond. Yeah. So if I were to talk to your spirit and my spirit,

it wouldn't be through body. You know what I'm saying? Like low-key, us communicating right now, we're using our physical matter. Like my lungs, my esophagus is making noises into noises that you can understand through a frequency in your brain. But realistically, if it's spirit to spirit, when we pray to God, when we feel something in the air, when we feel love, that's... Different type of communication. You don't hear words. Yeah. You don't hear words. When Wi-Fi connects to your phone, it's not giving you words.

That's so true. What do you call that? Yeah. I feel like if we do do that though, it's like I have to be in there not scared because I feel like when I get scared, that's when the drumming gets intensified and they'll run after me. But I also found out that there's duendes in Hawaii. There's hella. Yeah, there's hella. Yes. They're called the menehune. Oh, there's a different word? Yeah, it's a word for it. Oh, shit. So they're two to three feet and they're

also in the forest with the night marchers oh damn so imagine we go to the night marchers and see a little person and we're like oh wait oh this is another urban legend it's a two for one special in the forest okay so okay we do the night marchers and then we do we do the what do you call them again? Menehune the Menehune the one day variant yeah yeah but I know that

we might see the Menehune because there's more stories. - There's more stories about it. - Yeah, that they are. So hunters go out in the forest in Hawaii and they've seen like very deep in the forest, little footprints. And I'm like, that doesn't make sense if a kid's down there 'cause it's so deep, right? - Yeah, yeah. - And these Menehune's are known for building.

So you would see statues in the forest built by them. Oh shit, that's so they're builders. There's actually fire. There's like little huts fam. That's actually fire. Wait, how big are they? Are they shorter than Duende or like the same shit? I think it's the same shit. Like Duende's fam. Same people. Same creatures. Yeah, yeah. But yo, two to three feet if we see any like weird...

Yo, you can't do that, bro. Actually, you're not even allowed to point like that. Why? Because that dead ass could be a no-windy house. You have to... Yeah, yeah. You have to bite your toe? Yeah, yeah. Bite your thing if you... You have to...

See we know fam. The Filipinos, yo that's why they point. They point with their lips because. Oh yeah you told me that. Yeah yeah because one day. Tell them the this one, the theory. Oh this! You didn't know this? No I didn't know that. So pretty much you see the Hawaiians go like this all the time. What happened was there was a surfer, he lost his fingers. Like the three fingers. But he would still wave to people. So when he's waving at people it would be this.

and then from then on i think there's a statue of him somewhere i forgot exactly where it is so he lost all these three fingers and he could only wave you can only wave like this i'm not sure if he lost it because of a shark or what but i know he lost it in like surfing i'm pretty sure okay but that that became the culture yeah yeah did it was it the big wave the big wave surfing

Yo, even, I'm pretty sure, there's even like, last time I was here, we went to a certain beach and this was where I guess like a whole bunch of surfers come to. And you know how in Surf's Up, they have that big Z board as almost like a monument. It's like a tribute to the guy. A tribute, yeah, a tribute. Yo,

there's a graveyard of surfers oh shit the i guess the surfers that passed away there because they hit the biggest waves yeah but i remember going there i'm like whoa yeah like what a way to be i guess come

commemorated yeah like you see like the jerseys in the nba stadium exactly you see this the surfboards it's fucking fire yeah i remember the guy's name now it's greg noel the guy who who's the first person to to do a big wave surf and that's why big z that's like his character oh he's yeah yeah because remember big z is the one that's actually doing the big waves fam yeah yeah yeah but but i like the tributes like that too because in the minecraft movie do you know technoblade

What's Technoblade? Is he a streamer? Yeah, it was a streamer that died. That passed away. And he put on Minecraft from the beginning, right? And there's a scene where they're walking in the village and then there's a pig with a crown on. And everybody's like, why is there a crown on that pig? And the guy's skin in Minecraft was a pig with a crown on. Technoblade's thing. So he got a cameo because they wanted to commemorate his death.

You know what I mean? Yo, but his last video was mad sad. And his last video was called So Long Nerds. And then his dad was just with his dog. Oh, before Technoblade left, he has a message for you guys. And then it was so sad. He's like, I would be Technoblade in every other life. Like, you guys saved me. It's like, the first line was like, if you're seeing this, I'm dead right now. Probably something like that.

But like it's good that like his cameo went in and the kid the actor in the movie Yeah, actually told the director. Can we make this the cameo? Wow, that's cool. Yeah, that's good cuz yo apparently there's so many references to Minecraft and me being like I didn't I've been fully I only watch the clips Yeah, I can't say everything but what I heard one of my favorite minecraft youtubers at the time That's one of my favorites

Tobuscus. Tobuscus. Toby Turner, you know the song that goes, chicken nugget in a biscuit? Yo, they put that in the movie. They said something like chicken, chicken biscuit or something. Chicken nugget biscuit.

This podcast is brought to you by Aura. By the time you hear about a data breach, your information has already been exposed for months. On average, companies take 277 days to report a breach. That's nine months where hackers have access to your personal data, your name, address, phone number, even your social security number, before you even know it's out there.

Think about it. Nine months is enough time for criminals to open accounts in your name, rack up debt, and disappear. All while you're left dealing with the mess. And when the company finally tells you, it's too late. The damage is already done. Data breaches aren't slowing down. They're getting bigger. And the delays in reporting them aren't helping. Right now, your personal information could already be on the dark web. And you wouldn't even know it.

How long do you want to wait before taking action? That's why we're thrilled to partner with Aura. Aura monitors the dark web for users' phone numbers, emails, and social security numbers, delivering real-time alerts if any suspicious activity is detected. Additionally, Aura provides up to $5 million in identity theft insurance, offering a robust safety net in the event of a worst-case scenario. Aura goes the extra mile by scanning the dark web for your sensitive info and alerting you instantly if anything is found.

And if ID theft strikes, no need to panic. Aura's US-based 24-7 broad resolution team works around the clock to fix it fast and get you back on track. Aura

Aura is a complete online safety toolkit, which includes a variety of other features to keep you safe online, including a VPN for secure browsing, Databroker opt-out to stop companies from selling your personal information, a password manager to help you create and store strong passwords, and more. For a limited time, Aura is offering our listeners a 14-day trial plus a check of your data to see if your personal information has been leaked online, all for free when you visit aura.com slash defense.

That's aura.com slash defense to sign up for a 14-day free trial and start protecting you and your loved ones. That's A-U-R-A dot com slash defense. Certain terms apply, so be sure to check the site for details.

Hey there, travelers. Kaylee Cuoco here. Sorry to interrupt your music, great artist BT Dubs, but wouldn't you rather be there to hear it live? With Priceline, you can get out of your dreams and into your dream concert. They've got millions of travel deals to get you to that festival, gig, rave, sound bath, or sonic experience you've been dreaming of. Download the Priceline app today, and you can save up to 60% off hotels and up to 50% off flights. So don't just dream about that trip. Book it with Priceline. ♪ Go to your happy price, Priceline ♪

That's crazy. But it's cool to see how much a game... Would you say Minecraft's the greatest game in the world? I low-key think it's the greatest game in the world. Yeah. Because from age fucking five to now, I can still enjoy Minecraft as it is. And I said this before, but the reason Minecraft is the best game, it's literally just a replay of life. Yeah. Simplified. You know what I mean? Uses your creativity. Yep. You can do anything you want in the game. Yeah.

There's no set goal you have to follow. And everybody has fun. That's true. And it's multiplayer. That's true. Name me another game that can do that besides Fortnite maybe. Fortnite maybe. Fortnite maybe, but at the same time, Minecraft is so nostalgic though. And it's simple. It's simple. And it's simple. It's not doing too much. See, like in Hawaii fam, life is so simplified here. It's like you go out to the beach, you work,

you go about to the beach again. Legit. Yeah, legit. If you could have fun with the least amount of bells and whistles, then you have something special. And I think about it a lot is because when we go out and I guess do too much, greatest example I can give is imagine you watch an Avengers movie, right? And this is the problem Marvel had. And this is why they're in the shitter. Like their movies are kind of trash right now. Is it because they complicated it too much? Not that they complicated. They did too big of movies and they...

They've kind of overstepped their shit. So pretty much what they did, they did Avengers Endgame, Avengers Infinity War, and they did these big blockbuster movies that relied on big moments, big names. Oh, we're bringing back all the Spider-Man from the other Spider-Man movies. And then that's what makes it a good movie, right? What actually matters is the story.

Because what happens? You get overstimulated. Oh my God, this, that, that, boom. Overstimulation. What makes a good movie, in my opinion, is actually the story. And that could low-key surpass any other stimulation. If I told you the greatest, I guess, great example. Imagine...

I gave you the most stimulating video ever, right? Yeah, yeah. But it's just all visually stimulating and no story. It would be shit. It would make you give your attention, but it would be shit. That's true. And you would walk away being, okay, whatever. And that's what short-form content is now. Yeah. Compared to if I told you the greatest story ever and then maybe a little bit boring of like visuals. Yeah, yeah. The story would stick with you maybe for life. Mm.

And that's how life works too. Because if you kind of just take your time with things, focus on the good stuff about life, not just, I guess, the almost stimulating parts, the pleasure, the lust, I guess, the rah-rah, I got to wear this and that, I got to do this and this, money, flex. That's the stuff that holds us back from...

I guess just feeling the grass. Real shit. Being comfortable and being grateful with the little stuff, you know? I feel like, yo, even in game consoles too, like, you know the Nintendo Switch 2, like, just dropped? Now, like, you can use the controllers as mouse and you have game chat and there's, it's like, I feel like that shit is so overstimulating too. Because it's like, before we had the PSP DS, it's so easy. You flip,

go in. But now it's like, oh, you have to set up the switch in the airport. You got to take this. You got to connect this. It's all like, you know, Tomagotchis. Yeah. So simple. You put it on your bag, you take care of your little pet, and then you go about your day. And then now there's so much bells and whistles. So much bells and whistles. And the thing, one person's story I think about a lot. Yeah, yeah. And it's very prevalent even just right now. Okay. Justin Bieber. Oh, okay. Great example. He's dead ass from the beginning of his childhood, bro. Mm-hmm.

He was put into the spotlight and couldn't live a regular life. Even to this day, everybody knows all his business. And what's even sad too is all those conspiracies about him and Diddy. What happened is the whole world knows now and he kind of has to sit with that knowing all the embarrassing things that happened to him. Everybody knows too.

And it's not, you know, it's not private. Yeah, I know. It'll hit you in a certain way. And that's why he kind of crashed out during... You see what happened recently on his live? So he was on live and he made a diss track to Benny Blanco. Yep. Because Benny Blanco pretty much

took Selena Gomez and you know he's married now with her engaged and she has nothing else to do this whole theory is that his girlfriend that whole his like whole relationship was plotted at the beginning I heard about that that's a crazy theory so Hailey Bieber like even remember when they met and they're like both small that's cool yo his dad yeah her dad the dad plotted for Hailey to get with Justin

Maybe. This is obviously just a theory, but Justin's a rich fan. Like, you know what I mean? You get in that circle, you have all those connects, boom. You know why? Why? Because here, there's a term for it. Oh, there's a term. Yeah, I'm going to blow your mind. Ready? Okay, bet, bet, bet. So, what they want to put him in, and because, yo, they're fucking smart. Theory? Yeah. I think the Benny Blanco, Selena Gomez shit is all in cahoots with the taking down of Justin Bieber. Really? And it's a crazy theory. Why? It's a crazy theory, but hear me out. Yeah. So,

What they're trying to get Justin Bieber in is called a conservatorship. Okay, what's that? So what happens in that, that's the exact thing that Britney Spears was in, in her relationship, under her lawyers and her team. So when she had a mental breakdown...

What it did was pretty much move all the rights to her assets to the team and the boyfriend and the manager. So she couldn't make decisions with her money and her assets, bro. Now check this out. And that's exactly what they wanted to do to guess who? Who? Ye. They want to do that exact same thing to Kanye West. So what they were planning to do was get Kanye

drugged up mentally ill and I mean he kind of is but like they wanted him to go into a conservatorship so that Kim Kardashian would get all the assets yeah could control everything and pull all the strings do whatever she wants with the money and that's why Kanye's crashing out so bad same way Justin Bieber's kind of crashing out too and a lot of these victims in Hollywood low-key are it's because

They are victims, man. We don't really realize it. We just see the crash outs. We just see the, I guess the headlines, the people talking about, oh, they need help. They need help.

Yeah, they do need to have yes, but sometimes they were put in positions to be victims So other people can take advantage of them and look at Hollywood It's not new that people are taking advantage of people. That's not fucking new I feel like the like crashing out is the only way that people could listen to you You know, I mean it's like oh How else are you gonna get the message out if you're not unless you're doing like secret tweets and stuff like that? You know, I mean you have to crash out on camera for people to help That's the only way and it sucks because like I

Obviously you're gonna be deemed as mentally on the hill. Yeah, yeah. You know? But that's the only, I guess, way in your mindset too. Because fam, who knows what drugs they put in their shit. One of the sickest scenes in the Ye documentary was when he maxed, who's the Pierce guy?

Piers Morgan or something? Piers Morgan, yeah. Yeah, was talking on the news and he was watching it in the car. Do you remember this? I forgot. So he was watching it and Piers Morgan was like, he's just bipolar. All this shit he's saying is his thing. And then all his boys were like, Kanye, stop watching it. He's taking it out of context. Kanye's like, no, he's putting it in context. That's what I want. Right? And then right after, he's like,

Pierce Morgan was like, maybe Kanye is right. And then they all started celebrating in the car. He was like, that's why you put it into context and you make it what it is. You know what I mean? Because he's low-key. He is smarter than we think. Obviously, like, he has some ideals in his head and, I don't know, like, views on shit that aren't obviously correct. But that's a human at the end of the day. Yeah, at the end of the day, it's human. Everybody has their failures. Everybody has their way of thinking. But you kind of have to look at the person

in the position they are, right? Like, that's such a rare fucking case to be in. Yeah, yeah. Especially a life to be living. Right? Like, who else can kind of relate to that? Literally nobody in the world. You can't. Literally nobody else in the world. So, we kind of have to understand... It's like trying to understand an alien for the first time. Yeah. I don't want to call, like, another person an alien. An alien, but yeah. But in the same sense, like, if...

If I meet somebody from a whole different culture and they do things differently than I am and they kind of like disrupt my, let's say my home. Yeah.

I'm not gonna freaking you know crash out on them right away and be like yo you're disrespectful this and that and that maybe they just have a lack of knowledge true or they just think differently because they come from a different walk of life yeah fam you can't you can't like recreate a human you know I mean I can you there's gonna be no other Carlos you know I mean but yo you see that what happens with the animals though they're trying to recreate like the the extinct animals

It was on Joe Rogan. Wait, when did they... Oh, the Dire Wolves! Yeah, the Dire Wolves from Game of Thrones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the person that made it, that's trying to recreate it, is also doing a new one right now. They're trying to recreate the Woolly Mammoth.

What the f*ck is it gonna do with the woolly mammoth though? I don't know but like they started off trying to make it so it's called the woolly mouse yeah right and the the mouse are coming out the same color as the woolly mammoth wait woolly mouse so yeah it's small it's small but like the woolly the mouse they're making small woolly mammoths yes yes that's exactly what it's gonna be what are we doing what are we doing with that I have no idea what's the purpose

I don't know. We can't be playing with animals like that. I have a picture too. You know how we said all the big mountains were...

We're like big giants just like... Yeah, back in the day. So when we were on top of the pillar, the pillbox hike, I took a video, right? Because I looked to the left and it looked... Did the mountain look at you? No, but I looked to the left, fam, and it looked like a dinosaur. So tell me this doesn't look like a... The eye is there, fam.

Loki kind of does. You're right. It kind of does. Like a Loch Ness Monster. Yeah, yeah. You know the friendly dinosaur? Yeah, yeah. It kind of looks like that, actually. Yo, that's exactly right. Who knows, fam? Who knows, bro? I'm telling you. All this shit, bro. Crazy. It could be. Yo, I have... I heard theories on Moana. Okay. I didn't know. But Moana is actually based on actual Hawaiian folklore. Like actual legends. Yeah. But...

There's a theory that it went over everybody's head and still to this day, it's not, I guess, talked about and it's still just a conspiracy. What is it? But it makes so much sense. So the theory is Moana is actually the daughter of Maui.

Maui's the big guy, right? Maui's the big guy, yeah. I thought that's what it is. No, no, no. Moana in the movie is the daughter of the king and the queen, remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not Maui. Oh, really? So theory, you know the very first Moana? Uh-huh. That is, I think, in the beginning of the movie where she's a baby and she's walking towards the water and the water comes up and it's like playing with her. Yeah, yeah. So theory goes that Moana was just dropped off by the ocean.

And the king and queen adopted her. Adopted her. Yeah. Now check this out. The mother's name in Moana is named Sina. Okay. Now in the mythology, it's crazy because there's a story about this demigod. And the demigod pretty much saved a woman from a serpent. And it was like an eel, right? Yeah. Now there's this eel that was in love with this woman named Sina. Yeah. Check this out.

And when the woman was done with the eel and did not love the eel anymore, the demigod came, took the eel, put it into the ground. This is the folklore. Put it into the ground and out sprouted the first ever coconut tree. Cool? But if you look at Moana 1, in Moana 1, when Maui is singing the song and talking about himself,

he says a line about how he took an eel put it into the ground created a coconut tree that's what so that's yeah that's saying that's him it was like a foreshadow that's him now that means because in uh moana yeah the is the name of the daughter of sina yeah so that means maui dealt with the

the mother Moana and the king I guess is just like another guy into the picture he's the he's not the stepfather he's the father that stepped up oh my no but yo their dynamic though is dead ass I thought it was the whole time like

father-daughter. It makes sense though. It makes so much sense. And there's a lot of key details into it. Kind of leaning that way. First off, they're never like romantic. Yeah. Right? And you can tell it's more of like a teacher and student vibe. Exactly, yeah. And...

She gets a tattoo at the end of the second movie. Oh my god. Just like her dad. Yeah. So, high key it's a true theory. I love the little hidden details. I don't know if we ever talked about the Rapunzel theory. What's the Rapunzel theory? Have you ever talked about how in the beginning of Rapunzel, there's like a baby toy and you know how it has like the ornaments on it?

I'll show you a picture. I think I know the original. Rapunzel was like a baby and there's like a little toy in her bib. And they had five ornaments, right? Each of those ornaments symbolize all the characters that she'll meet along the plot. Oh, shit. They just showed it right away. Yeah, they showed it right away. So let me try and find it.

So boom, if you look on there, one of them is the lizard, right? Fam, the lizard was there the whole time. That's Pascal. That's the best friend, fam. Then you see the white horse. The white horse is the guy's horse. Flynn, Flynn Rider. Exactly. Another one is the angel. So at the end of the movie, there's like... Here, I'll show you. The angel is kind of a funny one because it's a side character. But it's the guy...

That dressed up in the house. In the bar. And then if you see the bird, the blue bird, remember when she was first out of her tower? Oh, that's actually cool. He flew. And at the end, when they're celebrating, he also flew to the screen. That's sick. And then the last one, the duck. Yeah. Remember when Flynn took Rapunzel to that place? That was also an important part of the plot, fam. So they just gave it suddenly in the very beginning. They gave it suddenly. They did the same thing in Shaun of the Dead.

What's Shaun of the Dead? It's like a zombie movie, but pretty much what they did, they had a conversation at a bar, and they're saying, they're saying like, oh, we should go here and here, and then after our bar night, we should go to this bar, go here, get food, whatever, blah, blah, blah, right? Yeah. That all happened in the movie, just with zombies. Really? Yeah. I've never heard of that one. That one is a... Yeah, Shaun of the Dead. Is it like a kid's movie or no? No, no, no, no. Oh, okay, okay. That's like...

I think it's the creators of Hitchhiker Baby Driver I think oh okay then it's yeah it's gory then yeah yeah yeah it's like a comedy adult movie word one of the most goriest like and I don't think it's talked about enough the Tarzan scene what Tarzan scene? because it's I think it's labeled as the most disturbing kids movie scene wait what? when Tarzan was fighting Clayton at the end

I don't really remember it too well. If you want, I'll show you after. But when they were fighting at the end, Clayton kind of gets his neck wrapped around like a tree. And then he falls and there's a shadow behind showing him getting... Yes! It's labeled as the most disturbing.

And you can tell at the beginning of the movie, it already sets the violence. Because when the tiger attacks the family, bloody. And I'm like, yo, this is a kid's movie, bro. I never really bagged it back in the day. I never really looked into that shit. Because they're not supposed to show it to you in front. But there's a shadow. And Clayton's like this. What do you think is your first, I guess...

eye opener to murder and like violence and stuff like that as a kid what do you think is your first opener to that? I'm pretty yo what's your first memory of it? I think it was like Lilo's Stitch that made me a bad kid no no I'm not talking about yo just Stitch I'm not talking about making you a bad kid I'm talking about like the first time you heard about blood violence murder as a kid what's the first time? fuck cause I remember very vividly what was yours? my parents used to watch um America's Most Wanted

What's that? On VHS. I think every time we went to Blockbuster, we would get DVDs. I would get like Kids Movie, like Nemo, whatever, and they would get America's Most Wanted. America's Most Wanted is pretty much a list of all of the most wanted criminals, either murderers, terrorists, serial killers,

Yeah. In America. And they pretty much put into a show, documentary style, telling the tragedies that happened, the stories that happened, and stuff like that, right? Recently... What happened? There was one I remember. Mm-hmm.

This episode is brought to you by the Nissan Armada Pro 4X. With a twin-turbo V6 engine ready to propel your adventures, up to 8,500 pounds of towing capacity to haul all your favorite toys and space for eight passengers, Nissan's most powerful car yet will chew up and spit out anything you throw at it. Learn more about the all-new 2025 Nissan Armada at NissanUSA.com.

Towing capacity varies by configuration. See Nissan Towing Guide and Owner's Manual for additional information. Always secure cargo.

Are you still quoting 30-year-old movies? Have you said cool beans in the past 90 days? Do you think Discover isn't widely accepted? If this sounds like you, you're stuck in the past. Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide. And every time you make a purchase with your card, you automatically earn cash back. Welcome to the now. It pays to discover. Learn more at discover.com slash credit card. Based on the February 2024 Nielsen Report.

Um, I think I just won my taxes. Yeah? I just switched to H&R Block in about one minute. All I had to do was drag and drop last year's return into H&R Block and bam, my information is automatically there. So I don't have to go digging around for all my old papers to switch? Nope. Sounds like we just leveled up our tax game. Switching to H&R Block is easy. Just drag and drop your last return. It's better with Block.

And it's crazy because it relates to an actor. Yeah. Fuck, bro. This is fucked up. This is actually crazy. So remember when we talked about Diddy? Yeah. And how there was ties to certain celebrities, one of them being Ashton Kutcher, to be kind of sus. Yeah. Because of...

Brittany Murphy. He's related. The girl he dated died mysteriously. Check this out. Did you know Ashton Kutcher was supposed to go on a date with the girl the night she died? What? Yeah. Fam, the story's mod. And the story, fam, it makes you think, is he... Yo, so check this out. I don't want to just say it straight up because I'm not trying to point no fingers. But story goes, he was supposed to take this girl

In September, I think 2001. Yeah. He was supposed to take this girl on a Grammy's date. Oh my God. Like a Grammy's after party date, right? Cool. Now, 8 o'clock, he calls her. Hey, I'm going to pick you up later, blah, blah, blah. She goes, okay. He doesn't get to her apartment until like 10 o'clock. Yeah, yeah. Cool? Now, when he gets to her apartment, knocks on the door.

And he's like, oh, okay. Nobody's there. She's not coming outside. He goes and waits and just wanted like, yo, where is she? Where is she at? Where is she at? Yeah. Well, he does. He goes to the window, looks inside and he sees like a big red stain on the carpet. And in his head, he said, you know what?

I'm getting ghosted right now like this is not anything I'm gonna just leave cut my losses like I'm out of here yeah yeah and he goes to the Grammy's party done little did he know or maybe he did yeah yeah the next morning the roommate of the girl finds her dead in the apartment in a pool of blood bro

Now, she obviously goes to the police and one of the people she calls is who? Ashton Kutcher. Because he's the one that's dating her at the time. Cool? Bro. So what does he do? You know what he does? He calls the police immediately and says, Hey, I was dating this girl and I've been around her a lot. So my DNA is probably all over the apartment. Yo, this sounds fucking fishy. 3D chest though. Right? Yeah. Now, what happens is...

He testifies and it goes to court. And what happens? They find out that the next door neighbor of the girl that was murdered was actually... Who? A serial killer named the Hollywood Ripper. But this is where it gets weird. Yeah, yeah. Because none of the DNA of the Hollywood Ripper... Was there. Was in her room. Oh! Yeah. So it was Ashton, fam. Yo. So...

But the Hollywood Ripper's DNA has been at the other... The other crime scenes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But not hers. Oh, yeah. 100%. Now, this gets fucking wild. How? So, there's a show. You know the 70s show? Yeah. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a co-star. Who? Ashton Kutcher's co-star. It's a guy. I forgot his exact name. But...

pretty much he was actually in trouble for some R allegations and went to trial and everything right now the victim of the guy wrote a letter and wrote a few letters actually and one of the letters is directed at Ashton Kutcher what? yeah check this out yo it's fucking crazy the heck? because in the letter it says hey Ashton

I know you're trying to be just like your role model, but he's evil. There's a whole letter here, I'm gonna read it to you. So I heard everything in that phone call you made in February 2001, and that was the day the girl died. My goodness. And she says, she ends it, in my opinion, you're just as sick as your mentor. So she said she heard the plan, I know what you guys are doing, and you were actually on speakerphone during this whole call.

So she knows some information that could put him away. Is, is Ashley Kutcher like on trial right now for that? No, because he's already off. Yo. Yeah. Cause he went to the, the Hollywood Ripper. Nah. Nah, the, the play by calling the police and saying, yo, my DNA was probably there. Yeah. That's like not snitching, but that's actually positive snitching. Like,

Yeah, because it's like, yo, it makes sense and shit like that. But what if it was actually him that did it? Oh my goodness. I don't know for sure, fam. I watch action picture movies, it's pretty fucking fire, but like... So that's the first time that you saw the violence from that show, like...

That your mom put you on. Yeah, the first time I ever saw Violent, it wasn't that specifically. That's like a whole different thing, but... Yeah. America's Most Wanted, those type of videos, those type of movies. That's where I started hearing about like true crime. I remember, so there was a game that you have a t-shirt of it with the squirrels.

Happy Tree Friends. Happy Tree Friends is the one I was like, oh shoot, like this is bad. Like I should not be watching this. And Chicken, Robot Chicken. Oh yeah, Robot Chicken as a kid. Robot Chicken was the first thing that actually was like opened my eyes to like, oh, nudity. You know what's funny? What? The best way I can describe Robot Chicken as a kid is like what hell would be like.

Like it's temptation. Yeah, real shit. But it's fucking like, it's not good for you. Yeah, yeah. But it makes you want to watch more. That's the best way I could describe that show. And as a kid at nighttime too, it's like dark hours. It feels like mystical type shit. Like you're not supposed to be doing it. That's the best way I could describe like what hell would probably feel like. Yeah, yeah. Me and all my boys, right? When we first watched the Robot Chicken and we searched on YouTube, it was like...

all the crazy nudity scenes, right? - In Robot Chicken? - Yeah, in Robot Chicken, right? And we were all, we all had the laptop here and we were all snuggling around the laptop. It's like a sleepover, right?

The camera of the guy's laptop like goes off and like go it goes green Everybody we're so paranoid that the cameras watching us and it's like somebody's watching us We we jump out the camera and we're like kids right so we don't know anything. Yeah, so we're like oh shit someone's watching us I actually like like like say this goes green right and I'm like, oh my god somebody's fucking watching us

Have you ever got caught for doing something like you're supposed to do like that? Nah. I mean, oh, one time on the Crazy Frog, you remember the Crazy Frog game on the thing? Like, there would be on the side, it would be like the pop-ups, and then my dad would come in, I'm like, "Fuck, like why would the pop-up go up now?" Yo, I had moments like that watching anime. Yo, I was watching Attack on Titan fan, and I was watching it in sub. Okay, yeah. So all you hear is, "Ah! Kisla! Ah, Eren!"

You know what I'm saying? And I'm just watching fucking anime. Yeah, yeah. And then my dad walks by and he's like, what are you watching? And I have to say, and I can't say Attack on Titan because he won't know what that shit is. I'm like, oh, it's Pokemon. Yeah. And obviously, this is not like fucking Pokemon because Pokemon is English. It doesn't make those noises, man. Fuck, bro. I don't know how to explain myself. Yo, there's a difference between Pikachu and... Okay.

Yeah, it straight up sounded like, but it wasn't even a scene where they're doing anything crazy. Yeah, it just sounds crazy. They're just screaming like that. Like, my goodness, bro. You know the craziest invention that I've seen? Going back to Tomagotchi, they made a Tomagotchi vape. Oh, what? And if you don't tump your vape, your Tomagotchi dies. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. That's addiction to the back, though. No, real shit, though. That's gamifying addiction. Yeah.

That's fact. But the thing is, like, the inventors, the kids in, I mean, the people that made it from the university, it was actually supposed to be the opposite reverse at the beginning. So if you don't tump it, it stays alive. And the geo broke it. No, but no. But they're like, yo, we can make Loki...

we can be evil and make it the other way around. - Damn! It shows the bad ending. - No, real shit, it was, I think it was like a quote saying that we could just make this invention evil. - Damn! - You know what I mean? Yo, and that's addicting, fam. Like, you don't want your pet to die.

That's crazy. You don't want your shit to die, man. Cause I know certain tech companies, they have code of ethics. I think specifically like Google. Oh, Apple and Google. Yeah. They have code of ethics and they choose to choose morality over, you know, destruction and just taking over, I guess the fricking brain of all humans. Right. Cause they could actually do that. And what's interesting is how much do they care?

I feel like there's a lot of loopholes that they do. It's a code of ethics, but at the same time, this shit is not ethical, bro. Yeah. Where does the line cross? And then if you keep pushing the line, I think about it this way. You know how when, I guess you, let's say you want to go on a diet or whatever. You're trying to avoid sweets and stuff, right? Like, oh, okay, but I worked out. So I can probably take a snack.

oh, but I worked out this and that or I did a run. Okay, maybe I can have some kick. So when it comes to stuff like that with their code of ethics, what if it's like we gave them this, maybe we can do some of this. Yeah, bro. And then as you keep pushing that line, the line keeps going farther and farther and farther slowly away from where...

the line was originally drawn. Yeah. You know? Yeah, exactly. I feel like at the beginning, yeah, it's very close, but now, fuck, bro. I knew it was not ethical when they started doing less and less. Because it's like, they're taking away the cords now when you buy an iPhone. You don't get the big box. Before, if you got the iPhone, you would get the iPhone, the headphones, and the charger. Hi, Key! You know what Apple's like? What? Apple's like a toxic relationship, still. Why? Oh, you keep coming back. Think about it.

They're low key, like a toxic relationship. And we just keep playing into it. Yeah. You keep coming back. They gaslight us. Like they're taking away slowly and slowly, little bit by little. Like, okay, let me take a, let me push this boundary a little bit. I'm gonna take away their charger. I'm gonna take away the box. I'm gonna take away the headphones. I'm gonna take away the headphone jack.

Next thing you know, they're gonna take away all the buttons. A lot, man. It's gonna be screen, dawg. No buttons, man. Yeah, but the thing is, I'll probably buy the new iPhone 18. You know what I mean? No screen, no charger, I'm probably still gonna do it. And that's the toxic relationship, bro. That's the toxicity, fam. And high key, I think that's why it's kind of important to read books about human nature. And as dark as that sounds, human nature is human nature, bro. Yeah.

And we kind of have to understand it. Do you think the world would be a worse or better place if everybody studied human nature in school? But do you think there's...

Because I feel like if you know too much about human nature, then there's obviously going to be a person that's going to be like, how can I manipulate it? But human nature could also mean being compassionate to somebody. You know what I mean? But if there's compassionate, there's the opposite. Yeah. You know what I mean? But that's life. Yeah. But that's life. I guess. You get the good with the bad. But I feel like that's it right now. The happy with the sad. I feel like it's right now, though. Like, everybody has... Everybody in school is...

fuck wait no they don't study it though i feel like that's something that you just have to to like you go through life and you learn it that like life is just learning about other people so you think it's just supposed to happen without i guess guidance yes yes oh i don't know that's all that's a crazy take though yeah here's the thing though because it's like um say the more uh people you meet

That's the more experience you have and those are actually the more compassionate people because you've been around those people. I mean, a person stuck in the room

Probably knows nothing. That's what I'm saying. You kind of have to give a standard then. And if the standard is we learn about human nature, then we learn about it. Yeah, fam. I don't think there's a class on that. There's not. I mean, what was fully alive again? We learn about fucking Pluto and shit. And that's probably not even real too. Yeah, fam. I'm playing, I'm playing. One of the biggest things that actually pissed me off since I'm an adult now, fam, is that there's no class in taxes.

Like taxes was the biggest one where it's like, yo, when it, when it hit me for the first time, I'm like, yo, nothing could have prepared me for this bullshit. Right. So I was like, there's so much things guaranteed and there's nothing guaranteed to life except death and taxes, man. Which is, I don't like that saying, I don't like that saying, I don't like that saying cause I don't think that's a negative connotation. I don't think that's true. Yeah. I think, I think everything guaranteed in life is, but I look at it, I look at it differently cause you can look at it that way. Yeah.

But instead of looking at like death and taxes,

Do the opposite of that. What's the opposite of taxes, I guess? I don't know what the opposite of taxes is. But let's just say like... Getting an ice cream on a nice... Instead of paying money to receive money. Because you have to receive money to pay it anyway. So you can look at it the opposite. Instead of saying, oh, what's guaranteed is sadness. Well, what's guaranteed is happiness before you can be sad. That's true. Right? Death and taxes. What's guaranteed is life before death. Yeah. It's just the way you look at it. It's...

the the coin flip right yeah you can't it's the dark side in the light side you can't have one without the like the yin and the yang that's true so death and taxes yeah it's it's guaranteed but also life and prosperity is too sure yeah no that's good way yes that's really like aloha bro i remember i'm in hawaii yo i have a story brother because this guy over carlos almost fucking aloha the kid fam

this guy caught the biggest wave yo we were at the beach yesterday and we were at the biggest wave and we were boogie boarding right and we were body surfing the waves fam and carlos caught the crazy yo he got up with the boogie board with the boogie board right and i'm looking at it i'm like yo he's gonna surf right into that kid and if he doesn't stop he actually might just body this kid right yo it took me a minute to get that wave too though it took me a minute to get that wave so i

I wasn't about to just waste my weight. Yeah, the whole weight. I had to ride it. So I was riding it up. Yeah. And I see the kid. And I had to split second to decide. Do I have fun? Or do I ruin this kid's day? Bro. And I'm surprised, yo. If I was that and I finally caught my big wave, bro. It took so long. Like maybe 30 minutes to catch that. I would just ruin it, man. Like just after kids' feelings, bro. Like I'm trying to experience this.

But bro, split second, I don't know how the fuck you stood up anyways, but like, you canceled it. No, I straight up, I straight up just like, I pulled it up like this, and I launched my feet so I would stand. Yeah, you canceled it still. Deadass slide cancel, bro. What do you think's harder, surfing or boogie boarding? Boogie boarding?

No, no, no. Surfing for sure. Surfing or... Snowboarding? Skating. Skating. Like skateboarding? Skateboarding, yeah. Surfing. Surfing? Timing. Because skateboarding, you don't really need timing unless you're doing tricks. That's true. I would say. But surfing, to even catch the wave is the hardest shit ever, I would say. Yeah. And that's why it surfs up. Yeah. And you know what it kind of ties into? Is you know how Chicken Joe won? Oh, yeah. How did he win? I forgot, Loki. He said he...

I just watched the movie too. I'm testing bro. You caught me there still. You know the one that's like, I say a joke, explain it. Why did you just hit me with that? Podcast ended still. He actually caught me. Okay, so the way Chicken Joe won, the way Chicken Joe won was the whole competition, and this is what makes it really, really interesting, and it's dead ass a good lesson, is

The way he won the competition was not treating it like a competition. He was chilling. He was chilling. Wait, was that the scene when he was just like this? Yeah. Okay, yeah, I know, yeah. The reason he caught the biggest wave and the reason he won is because he wasn't worried about everybody else. Cody and the other guy, I forgot his name, Zed or some, Tank. Cody and Tank were so involved with each other. Think about, oh, I got to beat him. He's got to beat me, this and that.

so consumed by the competition they forgot to have fun and having fun is what made the best surf or the best ride and bro Chicken Joe he did exactly that he just rode the wave and went with life and didn't think about the competition didn't think about the rah rah blah blah blah just went out and had fun cause at the end of the day what's guaranteed

What's guaranteed is you could look at the competition. You could look at like the bullshit in between. But what's guaranteed is... Experience. Experience. And you can have fun. Yeah. The ability to have fun is guaranteed. Yeah.

That's a great ability to have fun. A lot of people don't have that. And that's why I like this group that we went to in the trip because everybody's energy is good. Remember I said if one person is giving me bad energy or they don't want to do something, it'll throw me off. I haven't had that this whole trip. It's like everyone wants to go to the beach. Yeah, let's do it. Let's have fun. We're in Hawaii. You know what I mean? I love this group that we went with. What's your opinions though on people that can't find that?

See, I get pissed off man. I get rage baited into that and I'm like, like why though? It's like life is short. So it's like why not make, why not just have fun while we're on earth fam? That's the whole point like to live. Yeah. I mean. And I think about it too. Like as much as there's all rules and laws, especially in the Bible. Yeah. High key God just wants us to enjoy life too though. That's that. Yeah. And there was this one person that prayed for me before, like recently.

and shout out to her but she said a prayer for me and she she said something interesting that was a completely different take from what i'm usually hearing in prayers okay but she said god please i know i know you want to celebrate with him just give him time and ability to see that you can celebrate i'm like celebrate i'm like damn you're right because a lot of the time we don't think about that we don't think about like

Maybe me personally, I don't think about celebrating stuff when I feel I don't deserve it. If that makes sense. I feel like, oh, there's still so much more to do. I got to do this and this and that and that. And everybody's stuck in their job, this and that. I got to make ends meet, this and that. I'm like, I'm so privileged right now to even say I can celebrate, right? Yeah, real shit.

How can you be mad on vacation? Yeah, shut up. Come on, bro. You can't. You can't be mad. That's him winding around all these Jamaica. Fuck, bro. Yo, it sucks because I don't know if you've seen those viral videos going around in Thailand. The military draft. No. Because that, I would be stressed. It's literally the Hunger Games.

So what happens is... I mean half the population is Muay Thai fighters. They're trained to go fam. They're ready to fight. They're all rontang bro. Their front line goes like this. Yo their shins are gonna take all the bullets bro. No but literally when you turn 21 in Thailand, you have to go through the draft and you have to pick a red or black card and there's like a jar right? Wait what's that for? No it's for the military.

Red and black, what's the difference though? Yeah, I'll tell you. So if you choose red, if the guy, you'll take it and you'll give it to the military guy. Yeah. And you'll wait, right? And there's already two military guys holding you because a lot of people pass out because of the shock. Oh, shit. Because they're actually going into the military, right? Yeah. And all the videos, if you get red...

Then that means you two years guaranteed service in the military. Yeah, if you get black you're exempted so that ass Hunger Games fam all the videos I've seen there's a crazy one. The guy will say red the guy passes out hits his head on the floor like yo, it's scary fam like we're mad privileged that we don't have to go through a fucking Hunger Games draft.

yeah and what we need to bag too yeah is people before us did though the people before us did that's true especially wherever you come from honestly yeah like even if you think about it our ancestors were probably tribes warriors too fam yeah you know they definitely had to fight too they couldn't just like live it yeah but we don't realize that and for us to be living in like i guess

what the infrastructure that we have right now that couldn't have been built if people didn't low-key die for it facts

facts and obviously i'm not one for war yeah but respect to the ones that do fight for us bro yeah that's why i don't want to do them night marches bro because the night marches are like probably that's their land but you have to go in there with the with the idea that you're not there for ill intent like if you're there to fool around it's different yeah in my opinion like i'm gonna go because like i was saying if they could see your soul i mean god could see your soul and he knows exactly like whether you're doing ill intent bad intent whatever

I feel like if you go with the good vibes and not something terrible you're looking at, like, you'll be okay. That's true. I feel like even people in general, yo, that looks wild. That looked like a movie. Yo, hopefully, I don't think I caught it, but there was a bunch of birds. Maybe you've seen the background. Yeah, yeah. Yo, a sick tradition though, I learned, and Hayden told me this, but in Vietnam, there's something called mud splatting. What is that? You know what that is? Nah. So like,

they would take the a bunch of mud and they would kind of make a oval right yeah and the outer parts are like the more thicker parts so they would make mud cannonballs throw it up in the air and then once it lands the outer part would form into a line so it'd be like it would be like

What? That's kind of cool. So the oval would turn into a line. Yeah, yeah. What's a line for? The longer the line is, the more fertility that land will grow in the past few years. Oh, shit. That's actually cool. That's what I'm saying. And I was trying to think, do we have any of that shit in the Philippines? Do we? Rituals like that for land or maybe something like that? But I don't think we do, fam. I don't think we do. Yeah. I don't know. Leave it in the comments if you guys know any.

Also leave a like. Facts bro. Also leave a like. Yo we're in Hawaii man. We're in Hawaii bro. Oh but I do have a story for you. Okay okay. It's about the most haunted and dead ass this is the worst fire. One of the worst fires in the world. Okay. It actually happened in the Philippines. Okay. Now it happened at this place called let me get it right. Okay. Called the Ozone Disco. Bro.

This place, still to this day, people say is haunted by so many ghosts because so many people died in that building. Really? Because the worst fire ever imaginable happened there. Yeah, say it again. Because the worst fire...

that ever happened in the Philippines happened at that disco. Really? No. What happened was there was a malfunction with, I think, the electricity, something like that. Yeah. Where it caused a fire. But the exits, they became destroyed. They broke down right away. And 116 people all trapped into that one building died. Oh, my God. 116 people. Yeah. Burned to their death, fam. Burned.

Now, what's crazy is to this day, people say they feel the energy and the spirits of all the people that passed away there. And if you go, you can see spirits from that time era. Oh, my God. So you'll see them like dressed in disco attire. Yeah. They're dancing to movements like disco. And we can explore it if you want to.

Okay, that's a... I would rather do that than the night marches. Why? Because it's like, yo, Hawaii is sacred, fam. Yeah, I guess so. You know what I mean? It's very... But at the same time, it's like all the... I don't know if you know what happened in... I think it was somewhere in Mexico or Dominican. Yeah. Recently, I think it was, I think, 100...

to 120 people they were in a club and the roof dropped oh shit and it killed those people on vacation damn yeah and another one was the Hudson River crash yeah that's recent yeah and obviously RIP to those people like it's very recent but already there's theories going around like the guy that was in there was a CEO I think

think of a big tech company yeah right yo all these tech billionaires are going missing that's what i'm saying dying that's why the theories are like remember the guy that got by the luigi yeah that was also a big tech guy i know and i'm like yo uh there the pilot said there was no fuel or something how do you not go how do you go into the air not with full gas tank

Yeah, this is kind of crazy, bro. It does not make any sense, bro. Remember how I said that thing? I made a prediction how eventually it might get so crazy that Netflix or certain, I guess, studios will orchestrate a murder or orchestrate an incident so they can make the documentary about it. We might be living in that right now. Yeah. I know it sounds crazy, but...

We might deadass be living that. Yeah, fam. Method acting, bro. But like real life. I hope not. But it could make a lot of sense, especially the way people take advantage of shit. Just situations they can. Yeah. It wouldn't be too far fetched for someone to fabricate a whole scenario so they can rip it and take the profit from it. Yeah.

If you have your big budget movies, you have a big budget to do these stunts, you can recreate something like that. Now, theory, ready? Yeah. What if a lot of the things we see in the news is that? And it's been proven once with the moon landing. Yo, that's crazy, bro. And obviously there's theories about the, you know, 9, 11. You know what I'm saying? Damn. Like, obviously, like, you know, it's just theory, but...

it could be like that. Yo, that's so crazy. Yeah. It's like when you, um, when you pass, like you, they show you, they show you everything that's being, that's being controlled and stuff like that. And that would be the craziest way to go out. Like, Oh, the whole time we, we are the movie. And you know what's interesting too? Yeah. When documentaries and about, about like celebrities that passed away, it's kind of like,

making the last statement of the history for that person and it's kind of fucked up yeah if you think about it this way like you know how back in the day if a king wanted to be remembered or like someone i guess important let's say a plato or like you know i mean statues and shit aristotle type shit right it would be written down and whatever is written down today we would be reading it and that was the history that's how we know the person yeah

In the same sense, whatever content is made about the person after and they can't continue, it's what we know about the person. So slowly, slowly, especially with AI, do you think they could fabricate years worth of, I guess, data, footage, evidence of things being completely fake and later in the future,

let's say our great grandkids will have a completely different, I guess, idea of the world, people, everything, if they needed to. God forbid, but let's say there is a war and this and that, and they wanted to switch the whole narrative of what happened. It's so possible to do that right now. It is. And that's why it's crazy because, you know, the library of Alexandria, I think it was in Egypt. No, no, no. I believe it was in Egypt, but

Everything's untouched there? It's like a whole library with dead ass like centuries worth of history destroyed. Destroyed. And whatever they still had is just the little bits that they could hold on. And that's what we have is our history. So imagine all this stuff that was burnt down. What if that would give the explanations to the pyramids, B cup, B2B.

being like power cores, explanations to why they believe in like certain gods from space, you know, in the sky. Like that's true. When it's written down fam, you, and you see a mistake and they, yo, remember when you were like, when we were doing like our expenses and stuff, you always said to, to write it down. So I know when you made a mistake. Yeah. You're not like fundling with it. Exactly. It makes sense fam. It's like, yo, with technology,

You can change that shit. You can change that shit bro. I can change that shit so easily you would never know. But you're gonna know if I made a mistake on paper. Like you can see the scratch marks, you can see the penmanship and I can tell if it's you or not who wrote it. Yeah, that's why, but do you think signatures right now like the forgery and stuff like that, like it's getting worse like they're not being able to tell because everything now is E. I feel like that's a good safe one. Obviously there's people that can forge it. But I feel like it's a safe one in the sense of like

If I were to do something online, it would be way worse. But nowadays, you know when you sign the bill and shit? I just scribble. I literally tap my pen. I don't even write my book. That shit goes through. Yeah, fam. I don't give a fuck about those signatures still. So, realistically, could we go back and be like, hey, that wasn't me. No, you could because this is my signature. If you really had time, you can go to the bank if you're that. Fuck it, bro. My new signature is going to be a smiley face.

When you're gonna see a smiley face, I'm gonna draw a bear. The back's like, yo, bro. Yo, I have three different signatures. This is not it, gang. Do you think there's gonna be a future where we wouldn't even need that shit? And it's just like, I don't know, something attached to us that you just go, boom. Identity. Yeah, face scans next, probably. Oh, shit. Instead of tap, I feel like it's like, oh, just look here. Ah, you're good. Imagine it's like a brain thing. It's just like...

I know your brain. Oh, don't we all have different fingerprints? Yeah. And it's all unique, right? It's all unique. That's how they do it. You already do that though. Yeah, with the phones. But they took that away for face. For the face recognition. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait. Yo, off the dome. Ready? Okay. They took away the fingerprint one because the eyes... Because fingerprints can't be copied. Yeah. But faces can be manipulated. Okay.

Nah, that's mod. That's off the dome? That's the way we... It's off the dome, fam. Bro, that makes sense. Why would they take away fingerprint? Yeah, it's harder to get in. Fingerprints were all unique. Yeah. But faces, we can manipulate the face. We can, I can like... Because now with AI, you can just recreate the face. Yeah, fam.

a lie bro that's crazy I'm not trying to think about that right now that shit's not a low hot dog you know there's a study where it's like the woke people are actually more depressed than the you think I'm depressed? no no no but they're like more anxiety driven than the I would say I'm anxiety yeah yeah because I was thinking of those things like I would never ever if

If you didn't tell me that, I probably would have never came up with that because I don't give a fuck. I'm Chicken Joe, fam. I might just get that shit tatted. And you're Cody. I'm Cody. But I think there's a freeing sense of when you do know that shit and you overcome it and then you become comfortable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a little bit more of like a, yo, you know what?

all this chaos I know happens and all of this snakery blah blah blah happens but I'm gonna find my way to overcome and still be cool that's sick that's sick that's such a journey though but that's the point and I think that's where the true strength and I guess resilience of a character comes out is when

Look, it's like working out. That shit fucking sucks, but you got to do it if you want to, you know, get gains, right? Yeah. The hardest shit, the one, the stuff that's actually meaningful and we look up to as achievement is because it fucking sucks to do. True. Yeah. If everybody could do it, that shit wouldn't be worth anything. Facts, bro. Facts.

Shit was easy. Yeah, anybody could do it. Exactly. Shit was easy. I actually love that saying, if it was easy, anybody could do it. Because, yo, that's not a lot of people. You know what I mean? And then nowadays, you start wanting to only do the hard shit. Why? Because you want to test yourself. Yeah. But obviously, like, balance. Yeah, that's true. Don't be too much like me. Yeah. Balance. Real shit, find a balance, bro. Especially the conspiracy theory stuff. Find a balance. Do your due diligence. Yeah.

And aloha, man. Aloha, bro. Live aloha, bro. Yeah. Yo, shout out to you guys. Thank you for watching this outdoor podcast. Hopefully the audio was great. We did our best with it. Yeah, we did our best. We're outside and there was like helicopters and shit, but... Bro, we tried it at the beach yesterday, bro. It was...

We made it happen for y'all. We made it happen for y'all in Hawaii. We're not missing an episode. Facts. Merch is coming soon. Thank you guys for watching. Make sure to comment, like, subscribe, all that good stuff. Make sure to go down to Spotify, Apple, download those episodes. Give us a five-star rating. We love you guys, man. And yeah, Jumpers Jump out. Deuces. Aloha.

This podcast is brought to you by Aura. Imagine waking up to find your bank account drained, bills for loans you never took out, a warrant for your arrest, all because someone committed a crime in your name. It sounds like a nightmare, but for millions of people each year, it's reality. And here's the scariest part. By the time companies tell you your data was stolen, it's already been nearly a year, 277 days.

That's how long, on average, hackers have to use your social security number, open accounts, take out loans, and destroy your credit before you even know you've been exposed. By the time you get that breach notification email, the damage is done. Your identity stolen, your financial future at risk, and the company that lost your data, they'll just apologize and move on. Hackers aren't waiting. Why are you?

This can all sound really scary, which is why I'm so glad we're partnering with Aura. Hackers don't wait, so why should you? Aura monitors the dark web 24-7 for your phone number, email, and social security number. Because the moment they show up for sale, criminals are ready to use them. If Aura detects your info, you'll get an instant alert, so you can act before the damage is done.

What if your identity is already stolen? Criminals can take out loans, max out credit cards, and banish. That's why Aura provides up to $5 million in identity theft insurance and a U.S.-based fraud resolution team that works around the clock to shut down fraud fast and get your life back on track.

Your personal data is a goldmine for hackers and Aura helps lock it down. With a VPN for private browsing, Data Broker opt out to stop companies from selling your info and a password manager to help secure your accounts, Aura gives you the tools to fight back.

For a limited time, Aura is offering our listeners a 14-day trial plus a check of your data to see if your personal information has been leaked online. All for free when you visit Aura.com slash defense. That's Aura.com slash defense to sign up for a 14-day free trial and start protecting you and your loved ones.

That's A-U-R-A dot com slash defense. Certain terms apply, so be sure to check the site for details. Your next unforgettable experience can happen anytime. Take an Amex card with you for rewards wherever you go. Morning coffee run with an old friend? Earn cash back. Weekend getaway? Earn miles. Amex rewards your inner explorer. Learn more at AmericanExpress.com. Terms apply.

You just realized your business needed to hire someone yesterday. How can you find amazing candidates fast? Easy, just use Indeed. Stop struggling to get your job posts seen on other job sites. With Indeed Sponsored Jobs, your post jumps to the top of the page for your relevant candidates, so you can reach the people you want faster. According to Indeed data, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed have 45% more applications than non-sponsored jobs.

Don't wait any longer. Speed up your hiring right now with Indeed. And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to get your jobs more visibility at Indeed.com slash P-O-D-K-A-T-Z 13. Just go to Indeed.com slash P-O-D-K-A-T-Z 13 right now and support our show by saying you heard about Indeed on this podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Hiring? Indeed is all you need.