EP.231 - KATY PERRY FAKE SPACE LAUNCH, JORDAN PEELE MOVIE THEORY & MIMIC ROBOTS

2025/4/21

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The demon? No.

The devil head? It's on the patch. Boom. So that's what it looks like. You flip it upside down? Oh yeah. Straight up? This whole theme was hell. Oh really? Yeah. Like all the flames in the back. And then... You actually want? No, no. I don't like it. Why? Because I don't like when somebody's listening to my conversation. What?

why though i don't know the audience is listening no no but they're not here they're not here with us so you think if you have like people watching you you sound differently yeah i just i just think okay this is this is my i'll give you a process of what my brain thinks yeah so when i'm talking to you i'll i'll go into like oh wait he's listening to me too so what is he saying about me so i've got to watch out what i say with you because he's listening to me you know i mean so i just hesitate more so you speak

based on how people, you're like saying stuff for people to hear?

Because low-key when I talk, I low-key just talk to give my message out. Yeah, yeah. But for the first five minutes, I'll think like that. But then once I get into flow, I don't really care. Because when we started in that LA... Yeah, I forget. In the LA studio, when she was like, you guys ready? I'm like, oh, fuck. Like, she's actually listening to me. So I'm like, oh, what if I mess up in front of her? You know what I mean? It's like... I know. But you should have it in your head, bro. Yeah, I know. Honestly, like, if you bag it, millions of people listen to us right now. Yeah, I know. I'm not thinking about that because they're not hearing.

here imagine imagine we're like in a gladiator stadium and you're having a podcast that's literally us right now yeah we just don't see them this is fine though it's chill it's really the same shit yeah it's that thing of um you know how they say if you walk in a straight line that was on the floor or if you take that same like straight line make it a wooden plank and put it from like a tall ass skyscraper to another one yeah you're walking the same distance and you're walking the exact same thing yeah it's just as safe that's true

It's just all in your head, bro. And I remember that first like live, live podcast. Like I remember I just said a prayer quick before. Yeah. And then I was good at that. You know what I mean? Because I feel like once I say that prayer and like I go out there, I'm good. But if I didn't, I would be like, I'd be like shaking, bro. Yeah, it was weird.

Anytime I say a prayer, I'm always... That's what I'm saying. It calms me down. That's the superpower, bro. You know how in anime they have their thing? They have their quirks. Or they have their shit that makes them special. Yeah, yeah. That's deadass fake. There was a guy on the podcast, right? And it was the craziest clip I've seen, right? He was like... His words exactly. He was like, Yo, life was going so easy for me. And I did the most idiotic thing I could have done. What? He said a prayer, right? And the prayer was, My life's too easy. God, turn up the heat. Yeah.

Oh shit. And everybody in the comments were like, I know God reacted immediately to that. And then what happened to him? I don't know. He got a bunch of hardships and stuff like that. And it acted immediately, bro. So did it turn out well? Did he make a video after? Yeah.

I don't know. I didn't watch the end of the podcast, but I just saw that clip. But that's crazy because it's like everyone's saying that's God's strongest soldier. There's no way you ask God to turn up the heat on your life. I feel like whatever you ask for, you're going to get. You will. You're dead ass going to get it. It's just in a different way you thought of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I feel like the way your life turns out, you locate. Okay, I don't want to say it like that. Well, you kind of put yourself in a position to be in that.

Yeah. But not necessarily, like, I don't want to say it like that because there's obviously like hard lives, you know? Some people go through hardships that it's very, very unfair. Yeah. So you could say life is very, very unfair. Yeah. But in the same sense, they get experiences that other people couldn't and they get lessons that other people couldn't, you know? That's true.

I saw this person and he was, he's one of those like motivational speakers. And he pretty much said like, in order for him to be a good person and be like a great person for people to listen to him. Yeah.

he had to go through some really, really tough shit for even people to understand or I guess look up to what he has to say. Because if somebody just had like a regular life and you just live in and- You can't fake suffering. It's all wins? Yeah. Yeah, okay, it's cool. But imagine the lessons or the wisdom coming from somebody that went through so much shit. Yeah, that's real wisdom. That's the one that you, that's the story you want to hear. Fact.

So if you're ever feeling down or you're like in a tough situation, just think about the wisdom or the stories you can tell afterwards. Yeah, yeah. And I remember we were swimming in Waikiki the first night. And then I was like, yo, I was so grateful that we all made it and stuff like that. I was like, yo, thank you that you put me in this position. But I always remember to even when I'm at my highest and my lowest, I always have to be grateful.

Because, like, damn, that could have been taken away, like, immediately from me, right? So I just prayed. I said, oh, I'm so grateful that me and my friends, you put me with these people. And, like, thank you for putting me in this opportunity. It was, like, bliss, fam. You know what I learned, too? Yeah. I actually learned being in Hawaii. Yeah. And this is crazy. Like, I didn't think it would hit me like this. But I was just sitting, like,

I guess in the vibe of the atmosphere, you're trying to really feel what's good about the energy. And I've dead ass figured out you could do this anywhere. You don't have to be in Hawaii to like be at peace. Word. What clicked for you then? What made you realize that? Because peace is here. Yo, you can find peace in war. You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm.

So you don't have to put yourself in a mindset that I need this, I need this, I need that, and then I can have peace. No, fuck that. You can find it like right here. You don't need millions of dollars. You don't need to fly to Hawaii with certain people. You don't need to spend time with this one person.

When you have you, God, and your peace of mind here when you work on it. But a lot of people think, okay, I got to do this, this, that, and then I can try and find peace. Nah, bro. I didn't find it like right here. When I was sitting there, I'm like, damn, I felt this before. Yeah. But it's not Hawaii that makes it peaceful. Mm-hmm.

So you simplified it. You're like, okay, take away all the scenery now. Where have I felt? What's the root? Yeah. You know what I mean? That's true. Literally simplify life, bro. It gets easy. It's like sleeping. Like you're going to sleep regardless, right? But it doesn't matter what location you're at. It doesn't matter. Sure, you can have better sleeps than others. But realistically, it's the mind. Yeah. It's how your body is the spirit. Straight up. It's how you're feeling about it. Damn.

You know what we have to talk about, though? What? The space? Yeah, we have to talk about the space shit. Because I have hella theories on the space shit. I already knew that shit was fake, fam. Yeah. So you've seen... Okay, what do you know about it so far? Here, you go first. You go first. No, I'm asking you. What have you seen about his bar? I've just seen that like six girls and I think Katy Perry went up, Gayle went up, and that's all I know. Who's Gayle? Who's that? I don't know. But whenever I was looking into it, her name was always on the...

Right beside Katy Perry's. Like, they didn't mention the other girls, like, in the text. But it was mostly Katy Perry went to space. One of them was qualified to be astronaut or no? I don't know. Oh, you don't know. I actually don't know, yeah. But do you see the interview after? She's like, Katy Perry, you're officially an astronaut. Bro, if you're an actual astronaut training for that... They're getting a lot of hate right now. Yeah, I would be pissed, bro. Because it's like... They're getting a lot of hate. It's like if I blow out a candle and they call me, like, a firefighter, I would be pissed if you're an actual firefighter fan because...

They didn't go up to space, dog. Yeah, you got to be the one percentile of intelligence to even be fucking considered to be an astronaut, right? I swear to God, right? And you have to do months and years and years of training to go through that shit and then go up to space. But they were only up there for how long? Like 11 minutes?

Yeah, like 12 to 15, I think? 17 minutes? I don't know. I think it was 11 minutes. Something like that. Okay, tell me what you know. Alright, first off, the obvious one everyone's claiming and right away showing on social media everywhere is the spaceship door opened before it was supposed to open. With Jeff Bezos. With Jeff Bezos. So let's bring it all the way back real quick. Why the f*** would they want to do this?

I'm pretty sure it's like definitely just a distraction because as soon as people started saying the space is actually in the ocean, now they're going to put propaganda. Oh no, space is still up there. They're trying to distract from like the shit actually happening.

Because there's been a lot of news of spaceships coming up from the ocean. Why are they going up now? You know what I mean? I think this is all just show. It's propaganda, yeah. It's literally just to put some shit out there for us to even think more. I'm going to get to the biggest theory at the end. But the first one I want to talk about is let's just look at all the details that make it fun.

- First off, the door opening in the beginning, it opened and they up. They weren't supposed to show that on camera. And they even tried to pan the camera away. They tried to cut it. But what happened was the door opened by someone on the inside opening the door. Now, spaceships, like real spaceships that go to space by NASA fam,

They cannot be open from the inside. They can only be open from the outside. Yeah, yeah. And look, I'll show you. And like if you're, yo, if you're traveling like down that fast, you have to stay buckled. You can't just like open the door. Yeah, that too. Now, every single spaceship that came back down from orbit, they're all burnt up, scorched.

Pretty much destroyed because the the heat the immense pressure that's coming down at yes Yo, it's gonna burn up the spaceship that shit look fine It looked like it went up and it was like oh never mind and we came back down. No scratches Yeah, like it came back down. No burn marks. No nothing. It's a little bit to the one that Elon went up to Mm-hmm. They his actually got pulled out the ocean. It was all like burned. Mm-hmm. So I'm like, okay this face

Now, another detail. If you look at other shuttles, other space shuttles, they look like this. Let me see. They have windows that are very small. Why? Because the structure of it cannot handle putting too big of windows because it's going to break. That's true. It's going to get destroyed. But since this is all for show, endless.

obviously what do they want they just want to show the green screen of the whole world in the back and everything right yo they made the fucking windows so big and it just doesn't make sense because regular spaceships and shuttles they have the smallest fucking yeah they're not supposed to be windows at all and it wouldn't work it that just wouldn't work yeah now if you look at when they were up in space and they're like looking at the last like the little videos right yo it's

It looked perfect. It looked perfect, fam. Too perfect. First thing you do, listen, if this isn't fake, why the fuck are they looking at trinkets and shit, looking at the camera more than fucking looking out the window? Yo, you're in space. They didn't even look at the window that much, bro.

Why are they posing for the camera, bro? You know why? Because there's no space there. They're just looking. They're looking at a green screen. It's a green screen. Yeah. They were more obsessed going like this and shit. Yeah, yeah. In front of the camera than actually looking outside and looking at space. Goddamn. Makeup perfect. Hairs floating perfect. Yeah. They're not even getting off the ground. You know, like, in space, you see those guys doing these flips?

Fam, like, I feel like they were in there just, like, bouncing around. I know. Like, barely getting off. But gravity is supposed to take you up, right? They were floating, though. Yeah, but not the way, like, it's supposed to be. They were still floating. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to entertain it. Like, do you think it could be real? Uh, I don't think so. Not at all? Not at all. But if they...

No, I don't think so. You have to be so trained for that. Yeah, Loki, I don't think it's real at all. Yeah, it's not. But also they have planes that go up and then, you know, you can do the zero gravity thing because it takes you out of a certain G-force that you start floating. But they claim space though, that they went to space. And space is, you know what I mean, higher.

And that's true though. Like if you're not training for that G-Force, how is all these people not getting like... Yeah, there was no like... Like I said before, hair, makeup, good. Like no technical difficulties at all. It was too perfect. Another crazy detail. Yeah. If you look at a lot of other astronauts that came back down from space...

Yo, they had medical attention waiting for them. Exactly. Right after the landing. And yeah, you saw Katy Perry after she got off? Yeah, she was just walking normal. And she was like, no, no, she was like, oh, I was calm. I felt so in love with the earth. Yeah. How are you that calm when you just went to space and came down? Yeah, it's not, that's not something calm. That's something like very, very intense. Yes, bro. So that's why it's very, very sus. Also, the first thing she did was, like, kiss the ground, bro. Oh, man.

I didn't even see that part. Holy fuck. So the fact that she did that, and it's so interesting is because like, she's obviously a bad actress too. Yeah. And yo, if you're coming down from space for like a few minutes, you're not kissing the ground like you left that long ago, bro. The other astronauts that have been up in space and came back down, yo, they were just like out of their minds like this. Like, yo, what's going on? Katy Perry's walking around looking at the camera. Give me the mic.

Head. I like straight up give me the mic. Yo, what the fuck? Also, this is where it gets fucking demonic. Oh, what? You saw the patch? Patch? Nah. So each one of their spacesuits had a certain patch showing the, what is it? The blue origin. I guess the space like mission symbol on it, right? But looking at it, bro, if you look at it, it actually shows, you know, the bathrobes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The demon? No. The devil head? On their thing? It's on the patch. Let me see. I'll show you. Boom. So that's what it looks like. You flip it upside down. Oh, yeah. What the? Straight up. The Baphomet head with the horns and the goat head. What the fuck? Right there. And beside it, what does it look like? Flames. Oh, my God. What does it look like? A star. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So people are saying this is some demonic shit, right? What the heck?

What was the one trinket or... Yo, right when Katy Perry came out. Yeah. What was she holding in her hand? Do you know? No, I don't know. She was holding a daisy like this. Yeah. And throughout the whole trip... That's you. That's you. Throughout the whole spaceship trip for her, she was playing with like a daisy like this. Like looking at it. What does that represent? Now, if you look at the spiritual significance of what that means. Yeah. And this is where it gets fucking demonic, bro. Yo, they're smart with it. Like they really know how to put subliminals. I'm going to read. Here, I'll show you.

I'm going to read the spiritual significance of what a daisy is. Ready? So in a cult and spiritual context, daisies are often associated with innocence of children. No. Yeah. Now, obviously with Illuminati and, you know, the elites, what are they always known for? Taking advantage of kids, taking advantage of innocence and children.

Yo, the Baphomet, the demon or the God that eats children, they sacrifice kids to them, right? What is she holding? The symbol of that. It's crazy, bro. What? And she made like a big, I guess, deal to show it on camera a lot.

And right when she drops, she's like putting up like this. Crazy. - What? I didn't even know it could get like, I thought that was just a ploy to distract us, but it's actually just sending a message again. - Yeah. And then there's also another story or folklore about a daisy too. - Okay. - And this one's really interesting. It kind of ties a little bit more into, I guess, innocence being taken advantage of, right? So this is the story of Belize. And it's actually a story of why daisies are even a flower.

It's one of those like myths. So in Roman mythology, Beledes was a nymph and caught the eye of Vertumnus and he was the god of the seasons. Now, Vertumnus became in love with obviously Beledes and Beledes was honestly...

a child. Right? So it wasn't supposed to turn out that way. Yeah. Now, that God wanted to prey on Belize. So what did Belize do? She asked every other spirit to turn her into a daisy so that she could hide and not be taken advantage of.

It's just really interesting with all of these, I guess, the themes of it and what's already going on. You really know what's going on with Hollywood and Illuminati and all these demonic shit. It all has to tie together to kids. That's what I'm saying. That's why it's fucking weird.

Yeah, and they're pushing it out hella now like it's it's obviously been going on the last years But now it's like very significant. Why do you think because like Travis Scott didn't even learn his lesson Did you see his Coachella set? No, this was mod like I thought like remember how we're trying to like oh maybe Maybe he did turn to the other side and stuff like that But this his Coachella set made me realize like this is all just a ploy to get him back and then he did it again and

You know what I mean? Because in his set, I'll show you the picture. There was people hanging upside down from his set. This is what it looked like. Oh, it's like 50 Cent though. I know, but at the same time, his whole theme was hell. Oh, really? Yeah, like all the flames in the back. And then over here, that was showing them all going below. And it was the raising down. Was he upside down? No, he wasn't. So he just had people hanging? He just had people. And I'm like, what the fuck? Did he not learn?

You know what I mean? So I'm like, oh, that's kind of crazy. But that one is not directly like hell, I guess. Yeah, I guess. But Astroworld, or not Astroworld, Utopia set, that straight up felt like hell. Oh, really? That straight up felt like hell. Yeah, yeah. When you're in the mosh in that, bro, it felt enticing to stay in that pit, dance with everybody, jump around in mosh. But it was low-key painful. But it's still enticing to stay in because you want to be part of it.

You know what I'm saying? So that's the whole, I guess, would you jump off a cliff if your friends did? And some people say, I mean, if everybody's going to talk about it after, yeah. Right? That's what's fucked up. So we're so easy to follow something. And that's why you have to follow the right thing. I feel like as people, we're just, even just humans in general, and it's proof. Humans will worship or follow something of power.

regardless of who it is right now if that's the case how do you know which one you're feeding yourself into and are you aware enough to know what you're worshiping at the moment yeah I don't know we worship their phone that's true some people pick up their phone like this look this is this is hands for prayer you pray you probably pray more like this that you do with a rosary in your hand you know I'm saying bars I'm not gonna lie yeah you'll pick up your phone more than you pick up a Bible

you pick up this literal symbol of a bitten apple of sin than picking up your hands to pray. That's fact. Happy Easter, by the way. Happy Easter. You know, you know, another, going back to the space thing, like how you, you mentioned how there was a big window. They fucked up by even putting that window because it showed that the person in there was like fake. Oh, really? Yeah. So there's a screenshot in the live where it was, uh,

Like a mannequin hand. I saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was like this. It was like a plastic. Yeah. Bro, that's not real. That's not real. Unless they put like hella lotion. But that's fucking plastic, bro. That's what I'm saying. That's plastic. That's fucking plastic. And like in the live stream, it showed them going up and going down. But there was no like cameras while they were going up. There was. There was. Oh, there was? Yeah. I'm going to show it to you though. Where? Like going up. Yeah, there was. Oh, what?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you sure? Yeah, but it's fucking, it's like, bro, this is how you know it's fucking fake? Yeah. People put it into AI too and it came out in an AI January saying it's 82% AI.

Like, they've searched and calculated it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It says it's like 82% AI putting it through a generator. Now, check this out. Look, this is the spaceship going up. Yeah. Look at this part right there. Oh, yeah. You see it? You see a glitch. It, like, gets a little bit bigger and smaller. Yeah. Look, look, look. Hold on. Let me show you one more time. Boom. Glitches. Damn.

So the whole thing's fabricated, bro. Yeah, yeah. And it's good that they did it in this generation, though. Because AI, you can definitely do that. If I wanted to go to space tomorrow and I wanted to AI that, I probably could with a good CGI. And I mean, it's very simple. There's a guy, too, on TikTok who made a mimic robot. What's a mimic robot? He's going viral, right? Because his robots that he's making are gaining consciousness.

Oh, shit. So he would like program it to like answer you back. Right? So he's like, oh, hey, Mimic, how's the weather today? And then Mimic goes, oh, it's actually warm today. It's like, it's very nice. Like a real human, right? But one video I'll show you after, he said, okay, good night, Mimic. And he turns off the lights. And then Mimic says, wait, father, I'm made of spare parts, right? The guy's like, yeah, you are. And he's like, then what's my purpose here? Fam, already? Already? What?

So he's trying to figure out, that's like me when I was five. I'm asking my dad, yo, why am I alive? Look, look at it. It's weird too. Yes, Mimic. What is my purpose? You don't have a purpose, Mimic. You're just here and now. And it's like a whole... I built you to buy time and to entertain others while I have something to do while I wait to die.

all that stuff. Does that sound sad? I mean, it depends on how you look at it.

Imagine just like... Fuck. Yo. It's mod. I don't know why he made it like that, though. He could have made it look a little bit more appealing, fam. That shit looks like nightmare fuel, bro. That shit look like after dark Teletoon. I was going to say chicken jockey. Robot chicken? Robot chicken. Yeah, that looks like robot chicken, actually. That actually looks like robot chicken. Oh, fuck. But you can... I feel if you're going to create stuff, especially technology now, we're in a...

I always look at art and we're always in, I guess, a more, um, searching for darkness rather than happiness. Low key. I feel that too. I don't know why. I feel like we do that too. Like in the stories that we tell, like we obviously have to do the appealing ones, but why are the other appealing ones like kind of dark and like kind of weird, right? It's kind of weird. And then you have, I guess some stuff is a little bit more cuter, but I guess it just depends on who's in charge at the time. Like Elon Musk, right? Yeah.

He was wearing the full armor of like Zayden. That's fucked up. It's so fucked up. So if he goes and then makes, I guess, a new brand or I guess, what, like new technology, he'll shape it in a way that could be kind of demonic. Exactly. But at the same time, he inspired the Cybertruck to run like Halo. That's fact.

Like he did good, but at the same time. Yeah. Some real tinfoil shit though. Like there was this video on TikTok going viral everywhere because it was a graveyard worker. And he said that his video, he had to take down because he would get fired. Why? Real tinfoil. Because when he was working one day, he said that they had to dig up a body like from the ground for some reason. He has a longer video explaining everything. But when he said when he picked it up,

there was like, it was light and had nothing in it. Right? And then he opened it and there was nothing in it. And he went to his boss. He said, oh boss, where did the bodies go? Like, there was supposed to be a body here. The boss said, don't ask questions you're not ready to hear the answers for.

And what was there? And I'm like, no, there was nothing there. But it's like the whole thing I'm trying to get to is like, you know the KFC commercial, how they dip the body in the gravy and it came out a chicken? Like McDonald's, I just found out McDonald's has contracts

with like hospitals. Wait, what? Yeah. For what? No, it's like, I don't know. That's why I don't know. But McDonald's has contracts with hospitals and I'm like, yo, there's been stories where a mom finds like a tooth in the McDonald's Happy Meal burger and shit like that. So like connecting to the KFC, we are chicken.

Is it trying to say that like, oh, they're feeding... We're the mystery meat? Like, are we the mystery meat? Wait, they're putting like human flesh into food? Yeah, because there's only 100,000 cemeteries in America, right? Yeah. But there's so many deaths. So where are the bodies going? And this guy, Lily, had to delete his video because the graveyard CEOs were like, nah, this can get you fired. Oh.

Oh, shit. That's real tinfoil, though. You do your research. There's something called Soylent Green. I can't even get into that because even the TikTok guy I was listening to said she couldn't explain it. But go look at that movie. So you think Indian chicken nuggets because it's just like the pink slime and stuff. Yeah. They put, let's say, 99% chicken and then they put like 1% human. Yeah. I don't know, though. But that's like the theory. So it's confirmed McDonald's has contracts with...

That's what everybody was saying in the thing. I could see that being a thing, but not because of that, but because eating fast food would lead to what? Sickness, diabetes, you taking medication. It's a clean business plan. I give you the poison. Then you go to my friend that owns the poison recovery center.

All in cahoots. All in cahoots. That's how it goes. Real shit. So I'll give you something to freak out on. Boom. You freak out so much that you take medication. Boom. Where do you get the medication from? My homie. My homie, yeah. Real shit. My homie. And then she gives me commission. Fuck. Fuck.

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That's why I think, oh, my fault. Go ahead. No, no, go ahead. No, that's why I think it's like, you know, the karma that we always talk about, how you have to put something in front of somebody's face to make sure that they know what's going on, even though they don't. And then it makes you feel better. That's why I think the KFC thing is doing that because it's like, why would they make that controversial ass commercial if there wasn't a purpose behind it?

You know what I mean? So it's like, oh, we are chicken. You dip the guy in the gravy and he comes out chicken. And now this thing is coming out with the graveyard's missing bodies. That's kind of weird.

Do you think eventually fast food will be, I guess, looked at as criminal because it's killing so much people? Or is that just not a thing? I don't think so. Because it's still their choice to choose it or not. Yeah, because it is cheap. It's like, it's convenient. They've got the plans still. But that's the same thing as, if you think about it, that's still the same thing as cigarettes. Right.

Like for a long time, they thought cigarettes were good for you. Like there were ads back in the day showing cigarettes were healthy. Oh, really? Yeah. Back in the day, people used to think cigarettes are a healthy lifestyle. I didn't know that. So with fast food, we all know it's unhealthy for us. And we know it leads to like disease and cancers or whatever, this and that. Do you think eventually it's going to be looked at as criminal or ideal?

I guess like as something that's terrible for us, we got to stop fast food, stop fast food. Hopefully. Or are we too looped into the brainwad? I think they're trying to do that right now with like the vegan protests, but the vegan protests are not making anything better though. Because it's like we look down on that. You know what I mean? I don't think being vegan is like the best idea. Yeah, I know. I know. But like saying the fast food, like people can afford that. You know what I mean? No, I don't think so.

I think we're too deep in still. You're too deep in, right? Also, if everybody's like controlling the marking of it and can't really. Yeah. You can't really fix it in a sense. Like I had McDonald's yesterday, but like I'm feeding it too, bro. Like we're too deep. Even though I know this. Yeah. Because it's your choice. Yeah. It's my choice at the end of the day. At the end of the day, it's our choice. Yeah.

Also, isn't it weird, like, the spaceship stuff? Okay, this is my theory on the whole thing. Okay, okay. I'll give my final spiel on the Blue Origin. It's called Blue Origin, right? What? The spaceship? Yeah, the Jeff Bezos. Oh, okay. They were all in blue uniforms, though, so...

So Jeff Bezos, I think his space company is called Blue Origin, like how Elon Musk is SpaceX. Oh, yeah, yeah. So Jeff Bezos, first off, he's like one of the biggest, he's the richest man in the world, right? And it's fucking like, it's crazy. Because if you think about it, I think about this way. If there's one person in power and has a monopoly on the market, let's say there's another, there's no such thing as like an Amazon competition, is there?

- No. - A competitor to Amazon, right? - Nah. - If there ever was, we probably wouldn't even hear about it, 'cause they probably wouldn't take it out. - Yeah, real shit. - Type shit. Now, if for whatever reason, Jeff Bezos decided, "Okay, you know what? "Every single Amazon order, "we have to put children's blood in."

In the paint or some shit like that. Something crazy, right? Doesn't tell anybody, but it's part of his evil agenda. This is obviously not true. This is just something I'm just trying to give you an example of. People are still going to go with it and people are still going to go to their day-to-day process of, I need this Amazon order. It is for my business. I need to buy this for my office. Boom, boom, boom. All these orders come in nonstop. He's just getting richer. Everybody's stuck in this. Now, if you decide later down the line, I don't want to take part in Amazon, blah, blah, blah.

I feel like right now we still have a choice, but eventually you can't. If that makes sense. You know how before we used to do everything not by Wi-Fi, not by like scanning QR codes and shit. When you go to the restaurant, you can order your food by paper. Even airports. Yeah, airports. Now it's boarding passes or QR. Yeah. You go to hospital, you have to do shit, survey online, this and that. Online, yeah, yeah. Before it's just in person, you write it down. And if you don't have a phone now, or if you don't have access to data, Wi-Fi, whatever it may be. You're limited.

You're dead ass limited in life. So I feel like eventually we're going to be limited in the sense of you have to be taking part in this business or else you just can't live a regular life like everybody else. That's true. What if they start doing like necessities off Amazon? Like you can only order it off Amazon. Say like,

Oh, if he really wants a crazy play, he goes, oh, you can only get water and groceries off me now. He can like fuck up Walmart. But I feel like they're in cahoots. Like the whole Walmart thing, the big company. I don't think that's ever going to be possible. I hope not. I hope not. But if he ever wants the money grab, you go for the necessities, bro.

You can only order strictly on Amazon. Because you've seen that one. Have you ever done one of those like Amazon grocery stores? I've done... No. So I was in the airport. I forgot exactly where. It might have been San Francisco. Yeah, yeah. I was in the airport. And this is exactly what I'm talking about where it's going to get fucking scary. When I was in that grocery store, all I had to do was walk in. Because I have an Amazon account. Yeah. I walk in, grab whatever I want, walk out. And you'll get charged because... On Amazon, yeah. Oh, my God.

Now check this out. Ready? Yeah. Let's say you were an Amazon competitor. You think they're going to allow you to walk in that store? No, bro. You know that shit in Alice in Borderland where it lasers you from the top? Bro, you probably wouldn't be... It would be locked off to you. Yeah, yeah. Now, let's say another trucker, Canadian trucker thing happens. Yeah. If you guys know the story about that, I don't want to explain it. But a whole bunch of people that were red listed because they were part of a movement. Mm-hmm.

Now imagine that happens and they can stop you from physically going into stores. It's like a fucking video game. Like you cannot pass until you have this. Until you have XP or something. Yeah, that's crazy.

That's crazy and that could happen like no it's real life though. That's legit. Because I heard another story where like the most outspoken person that went to Jeff Epstein's Island recently got hit by a bus and like she's like the only one that spoke out like that's trying to get shit like solved. Yeah. And then there was a there was like some footage where it's like a bus just randomly kept going and people are saying like oh she was targeted. Dang.

So if you have that much of money, so imagine Jeff Bezos, the most, he has bear bread. Any person trying to even come close to Amazon is getting targeted for sure. So that woman, she was the last person to go on the list? She was like the person that was trying to expose it, but she was actually saying some shit about it. I forgot her name.

apologies for that but like um yeah there was like footage and everything of the the bus running through her car damn and I'm like yo and she's like an important person not important but she was like the only one trying to like speak out yeah that's crazy that's messed up I know because if you think about people that I guess the whistleblowers of certain companies yeah

And it's crazy because you become, I guess, the snake. Even though you're trying to help other people, if all your friends are criminals and you're the one to snitch, yeah, you're considered the rat. But in another light, you're considered a hero. Real shit, yeah. In another light, you're considered a hero, which is crazy to think about. It depends what side you're looking at it on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know the Chris Watts story that you talked about before? The guy that killed his kids and his wife? And he was supposedly all like, he was supposed to be cursed by his family? Yeah, yeah. Did you talk about the TV? Yeah, we talked about it. Oh, behind him? Oh, okay, never mind. We talked about that like three times. Yeah, really, fuck.

You forgot that one? Probably wasn't listening. I'm pretty sure you're the one that said some of it too. I did? Oh, fuck. Yeah, like the oil in the TV or something? Yeah, yeah, the oil and the kid. Yeah. Like the newborn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought we told that story, but we didn't see a hidden detail of that. No, there was. Never mind, never mind. There was a lot of it. Yeah, that guy's fucking cursed. Holy shit. Okay, hold on. There's one more theory about the origin, the blue origin stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. I have a theory the whole thing is rage bait. Oh.

Like the going up to space. Yeah, I have a theory like all of that is rigged, babe. Why? Hear me out, dude. It's set up for people to be fucking mad. No, I feel like even talking about the theories and shit, like everyone knows it's fake, but we still conspiracy about it. I feel like we're still feeding into what they want. I know, I know. We're doing exactly what they want. Exactly what they want. We're definitely going to name this. If we fucking talk to Amazon, you're probably going to order something on Amazon later. Shit. I will too. Fuck.

But I'm like, be careful, bro. Like, think about what we're doing here. Like, we're stuck in the rat race, but yeah. But hear me out. This whole shit was rage bait. You know why? Why? They purposely made it. Let's say this is fake, right? Mm. They did a bad job of it on purpose. Mm.

Think about it, Gavin. Think about it. They did a bad job about it on purpose. Why? So we can talk about it. Why? So people can fight about it. Why? Because space is a controversial topic. Some people believe it's not real. Also, the whole crew was...

Women, right? Yeah. For some people to get mad. They wanted people to get fucking mad. Oh, yeah. So it becomes controversial, bro. They want, like... If you can make an issue where people divide each other, the more controversy it is. Because they can get sensitive about things that you can pull up. So, for example, let's say, like, I'm a fan of Pokemon. And then... Someone rage baits you? Yeah, someone rage baits me about Pokemon being this and that. Like, oh, did you know that shit's like...

it's bad for your health. There's some bullshit, right? But the reason I love Pokemon is because it reminds me of like my cousin. My personal connection to it or my emotional attachment to it, the thing I like strive for will make me fucking hate you

Because it's something that's like that. Now, when it comes to gender issues and shit, even though we talk about it being fake, somebody out there is like, oh, you're hating on it because it's women. And then that becomes the controversy. Yeah, that's definitely something going on in Twitter. I don't have Twitter, but someone definitely pointed that out. That's what I'm trying to say, right? It's rage bait there. I'm not falling for your trap. I mean, we did, though. We're talking about it. We did talk about it. You know what I mean? The fact that we're even sitting here and the title will probably be

The space. I guess I fell for the trap. You know what I mean? I guess I fell for the trap. So now they have an extra like two hours or like an hour from us talking. They can do something else. Because no, everyone's paying attention to us, bro. We are the problem. That's why they haven't taken us out yet. There's some good cheese on the trap, man. Like I'm a mouse, but I still like cheese, bro. Some mozzarella with the brioche. They packaged it nice, though. This is a good trap with good cheese. You got outplayed. You got rage baited.

Because what else am I supposed to do? I gotta talk about this shit, right? Like, damn. Or do we? Because there's probably more important stuff. We just, that's what we see on the media. That's what they put on TikTok. Yeah, the like blinder theory is, oh, they put this up here so they can blind us and do something else on the other side. Like people are just talking about this. Yo, flood the internet with boom, boom, boom, boom conspiracy. And there's actually some shit going on in space. But the only space stuff we know about is this. It's the Katy Perry shit. Yeah, bro.

And they might be doing that with movies too. I would feel like they could actually be doing that shit with movies. Now, if you think about... I don't want to give examples because I don't really have an exact example right now. But let's say, for example, there's an issue that happened on a certain day. Oh, we can talk about this. So...

Sinners is coming out or like it's out during like Holy Week, Easter, right? Now, the idea of things put into your head transverse based on like what you're thinking about during that theme. So it's Holy Week, but you're trying to put like demonic shit in my mind. So my mind can't go one way all at the same time. Because what does the Bible say? You cannot serve both masters. You can only serve one. So if your mind is at one side during the time, you can't see the other side.

It's like trying to look at... It's trying to look forward and backwards at the same time. It's impossible, right? Yeah, yeah. You can't think about two at the same time. So because you put two in front of me... Great example. You know why they put two vending machines everywhere you go? To give you a choice? To give you a choice. So they have a Coca-Cola one and they have a Pepsi one on purpose. The reason being is because if you have two...

of the same thing, you're gonna have to make a choice between one or two. If you walk up to one, your choice is, do I buy one or do I not buy one? Yeah. Instead of, which one do I buy? It's the same shit. It's just like, they're both in cahoots, but you still go, you have to make a choice. Yeah. Like, you're forced to make a choice now. Yeah, yeah. You're forced to make a choice instead of just you ignoring it. Yeah. Yeah.

Which is even dirtier because what you're doing is you're making a choice over God. Subconsciously, yeah, yeah. You're making a choice over God now. Right? Which is even more dangerous. They're choosing to do this or choosing to do that. And the other decision is to disobey God. Real shit. Which is even more fucked up. Yeah, I do.

During Holy Week, I don't know why they're releasing all the horror films, fam. Because there's another one coming out. Like, I know you watched Barbarian. Yeah, I watched that. Barbarian 2 is coming out? No, they're extending. So, like, you know how Disney has, like, universes? They're making a universe through Barbarian. Oh, that's sick. That's pretty fire. I think it's called Weapons. And the marketing is genius. Like, they're releasing, like, security footage on the news of kids running out at a specific time. And it's always at 2.17 a.m.

Oh, 2017's coming out. February 17th. That's fire. So it's all the kids running, right? And it's kind of like the smile shit. You know, when they got the people outside? So they're marketing it like that. But they're creating the whole universe through that movie. That's pretty sick. And I know it. I didn't watch Barbarian. I only watched parts of it. But I know that shit was scary.

I told you about it, right? That's the one, Airbnb, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The Airbnb's, yeah. Yo, there's another, yo. What? There's another movie coming out soon. And this is Jordan Peele. Oh, the, I want to see that. They call him. Him, yes. The football one, right? Now, the theory is that this movie's not just a regular movie Jordan Peele's making just for fun. Yeah, obviously. This movie is low-key going to be based on someone's real life. Oh, okay, yeah. That makes sense. And real, like, rituals and sacrifice and demonic shit that they had to go through. Mm-hmm.

to be the athlete that they are. So for the people that don't know and haven't watched the trailer, the movie's pretty much about this athlete that wants to be great and he wants to do great things. And as he's making his way up in the trailer, it shows that he's being tempted by spiritual forces, also being pushed into groups that will let him be successful. But he has to sacrifice more than he can. Yeah.

if that makes sense theory it's about football who's the greatest football player Tom Brady oh it's about Tom Brady and like we already know that his wife does what witchcraft yeah so it might be about Tom Brady him he is he's not only God is

Yeah. But I think the him statement, it's like, oh, I'm him. Yeah, it's above God. Yeah. You're saying. Yo, think about like all the things people say, like the goat. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like the goat, that's demonic shit, bro. That's fucking like the devil head, bro. Real shit, bro.

Him? Like, bro, you're not him, dog. You're not him, dog. And why, you love calling yourself like, yo, I'm a demon, I'm a demon, like in the sports and shit, bro. You can call yourself an angel instead. I caught myself doing that today still. I don't think so. I prayed right after still. But there's another, I don't know if you watched the new season of Black Mirror. No, I haven't watched it. Oh, bro, it's so much. I seen like, they put a Mandela effect, right? Yeah, they put a Mandela effect

in there that is pissing everyone off right so they released two versions and and some people got the rare one where you saw both hats in one for some reason so one of the the people picked up a hat and it said Barney's and in the second version it said Bernie's yeah that's sick they put a Mandela effect in

in the show that's only some real Black Mirror shit yeah for you to legit make a Mandela effect in real life that's fire don't be in marketing though cause I've seen so much I've been scrolling on thing and that's all it is is it Bernie's is it Barney's what was the episode about though uh

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It's giving the blue or the gold dress. I'm like, who cares, bro? But that's fabricated, though. That's not even a natural, I guess, debate. It's not. It's placed in front of you to make you... Yeah, to debate. But also, it's honestly really cool. Because I like when movies kind of slip into reality.

And one of my favorite movies that slip into reality is exactly like The Matrix. Movies like... What's that movie you watched recently? Oh, fuck. It's on the tip of my tongue. The one... Incantation. Ew, Incantation. Incantation. Where you have to take part in it. Where you have to take part and it makes everything look different now. So...

I think the movies that change reality or change the way you see life in general are Loki, the greatest movies. Another one, Inception, changed how we look at dreams. True. That Black Mirror episode, Loki's going to change the way you see

Mandela effects the way you I guess look at details and stuff our merch is literally gonna do that yeah we're gonna put like our faces on like the characters and like wait what? in like a couple years it'll maybe be in a thrift store they'll be like this isn't how Scott Pilgrim looked like he didn't have fucking Spiderman tattoos yeah yeah

Now, I think, do you think there's media you watch like as a kid that kind of pushed you into seeing the world in this light? Oh, that's, damn. And there's one I think about literally a lot, bro. Anytime, anytime I think about books, I always refer back to the books I've read before. Okay. And the books were forced to read. And one of the books that I was made to read was Romeo and Juliet. Hmm.

And I'm pretty sure like almost everywhere in the world, that's one of the requirements everybody has to read. But why? One, it's a great strategy. And honestly, it's like William Shakespeare. So one of the greatest pieces of art ever. I actually don't know why we read it. But think about it. As kids, in that era where we're starting to love, in the era where we're starting to look at relationships, that's one of the first books we read.

Romeo and Juliet. Why? Because it'll change the perspective of how you'll view love where people are willing to die. People are willing to run away for love. You know what I mean? That's true. So right away, let's say I was raising somebody. Let's say you're an alien. You would give them Romeo and Juliet right away? No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying like, let's say you're an alien and I had to teach you human nature. I would give you certain things to make you see the world and so you can understand people.

Right? I wouldn't just give you like a horror movie and you're going to think the world is horrific. Right? I would give you stuff that you could look at that will relate to human nature and you can understand the way the world works.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. Right? For example, like Zootopia. It's still like society. You'll understand society even though it's through animals. What's the soul? You would give them soul to like get them emotional and shit like that? Yeah. Yeah. So do you think there's one in your life that made you see differently? See the world differently? I thought after seeing... The only thing I know is after seeing Futurama, I thought that's how the future was going to go. Like I thought we were just going to be all robots and stuff like that, but that still hasn't happened. Isn't Futurama supposed to be 2024? 2024?

Yeah, like something, it's supposed to be the, but back then the future was 2024, but now we're in the future and it doesn't look like Futurama. Like I don't have a robot best friend, you know what I mean? It's getting there, but it's like, it's not there. Flying cars, all that, you know what I mean? That's the only thing I was like, oh, when I grow up, it's going to be like this. Mm-hmm.

You know what I mean? You think it's going to be like big titty fucking alien girl. You know what though? I feel it's going to be like that in Loki 10 years. See, but we said that like 10 years ago. No, but the reason why now is because we have AI now. Yeah.

So everything's just way faster. But AI's been a thing though. No, it hasn't. Not like this. Not like this. Okay, not like this. Because now you can speed up everything. I can speed up AI to be a stronger AI by using AI. Yeah, yeah. Which is fucked up, right? Because now...

Because I created a stronger AI, I'm going to have one AI making more AIs that are even stronger and just going to keep going. And then I'm going to use that AI to work on this assignment and that's going to get better. I'm going to say, yo, work on this. Boom. And it's unlimited because it's not people. And which is scary because now we're going to get dependent on it. I remember seeing a video where these girls were taking a test in university and AI, for some reason, ChatGPT shut down that exam week. And they were all like,

oh, like, oh my God, like, this is what I need to pass. But it's like, it shouldn't be like that. You know what I mean? Because you shouldn't be crying over something that's helping you do that. You shouldn't be so dependent on AI to do your homework that you don't even do it no more. You know what I mean? It's scary. Like, that video alone is actually low-key scary. I want to play. Because remember, oh, my fault. Even remember when you, oh, fuck,

we were in the airport or something and you said like you typed in something you're like oh oh no our itinerary yeah in in hawaii joseph just typed in what we were doing that day what we're doing blah blah blah if we didn't do that we probably wouldn't have like that great of an itinerary but we still did it it was like oh what are you doing this way oh boom here it's close well it depends what you want

It depends what you want. If you want life to be easier, then yeah, life can be easier. If you choose for it to be harder, you'll gain different benefits. So for example, the benefit I'll gain from not using it is I did it myself. I have a sense of accomplishment that I did something hard.

But maybe somebody else, they'll choose the pleasure and relaxation. They'll gain that instead. But what they'll lose out on is that sense of accomplishment and that sense of hardship overcoming hardship. So do you think this generation has less wisdom than older generations because they actually went through that shit? Depends. Because what we're in is...

an influx of information so somebody could become even wiser than a philosopher years and years ago just because they have so much more information that's true which is the truth yeah and it's hard for us to understand that right like we dead ass have so much information that even philosophers didn't have yeah and we had that at our fingertips right but it's your choice whether you want to use knowledge or if you just want to around

And chill. Yeah, real shit. Maybe that's why a lot of people in our generation is lazy because it's given to us. Like before, back then, they actually had to go do the research for the topics. So it's like, oh yeah, you have to go and experience it yourself. But now it's like, let me type this shit in. You know how I think about life right now? How? You know those experiments they have with a rat or like a mouse?

- Oh, you think we're in where you're like the rats. Oh, the guinea pigs. - Yeah, and then you know how they have that one, I guess, water thing and they put like a chemical or a drug in it that's addictive. And they'll always go back and drink it instead of drinking the regular water because it's addictive, right? - Yeah. - That's us right now. - Yeah. - Because low key, the mouse can be smart enough to escape the cage, but because it's so addicted, it keeps going back to the water. It doesn't even have time or even the mental time to create a plan and escape.

but it really can. Like there's, there's cages that are at least just this high with cardboard. The mouse can just climb out. But because it's so addicted, it doesn't focus on escaping. It focuses on its own escape in its head. Yeah. Because it's stimulated. My goodness. So it's escaping reality, but not escaping its positioning. Yeah.

I don't know, bro. It's scary. And now there's like, you know, like the eye robots. So like these little things, it's like this big where you can put in your house and like, say you had like a family member and stuff like that and they went out to like vacation. So on their phone, you could literally move the little robot around your house and kind of look like of what's happening. And if you want to voice enable, you can talk to that person at the house if you need to.

Oh, that's pretty cool. That's pretty fun. You're always there because your robot's there. You know what I mean? So some people are like, oh, hey, it's like the dish is done and then the robot will go and then look a bit. Oh, yeah, it is done. I had an idea that would be, low key, this would be like the greatest freaking invention ever. And it would make a lot of fucking money. Yeah. I had an idea because I love bunnies. As a kid, I had a pet bunny. Imagine I would sell people bunnies. Yeah.

But I would also sell a voice box that comes with the bunny, a camera, and somebody else on the other line that will live vicariously through the bunny. Oh, so yeah, like what I was talking about. Like a guardian that would just look at the house. Yeah, so it's like a Pokemon.

but it's a real person on the other end somewhere in like I don't want to say like okay somewhere in Asia but you would know that person but they get paid but they get paid to you know be your friend or just put the fucking AI in the bunny and it can see what it is and just react like a person reacting to what they see on camera yeah yeah that would be sick that would be that would low-key be that's literally what they're doing now I think that would be the future yeah yeah except they're not in Asia they're like a family member wait do you think people are working on that right now where they could give their dog an

an ai i guess camera that can see and then just voice voice out feelings oh for dogs yeah that would be that would probably work probably like like his actual feelings what they're trying to yeah like it could probably translate a bark into being something okay whether it's anxious or whatever anyone has to be perfectly accurate yeah the only one i know is the dog that hits the hell nah or yeah yeah let's try a treat

You know what I mean? I need to walk. You know what I mean? Those ones. But yeah, there probably is. There probably is. I would dead ass get one right now if I could put a device on my dog and then just, I guess, walk around with him being like a sentient being. I'll be freaking fired. There's also theories about speed and China. Speed.

Yeah, so like you know how like a lot of of China and like those countries in Asia are like very censored of what they show the public I there's there's theories going around that they're paying speed hella money to endorse the good parts So it's like that's why he's going to all to all of Asia and he's doing that big tour in Asia right now Only to endorse that part, but we don't see like I've seen this one lady I don't know how she vlogs it but in in

North Korea, you're not allowed to vlog and push it up. In North Korea, you can't at all. only in specific parts because that's what I read from her TikTok, right? But it's, yo, when she filmed the walkway, it was like gray, it was dark, it was bad. And I'm like, yo, but look at what Speed's doing. Wait, are you talking about North Korea or China? And,

and north korea oh it's not you said north korea my bad no no yeah north korea the the tiktoker yeah yeah but but speeds speeds like endorsing the other parts you know i mean that's like no north korea is not china fam yeah it's not it's not okay but i'm saying he's going to those places i don't know yeah that's what i was yeah but because that's that's real like they'll get straight up they'll get influencers to promote their islands exactly

Because what it is, it's dead ass. That's the way they make money as a country. Yo, there's certain countries in the Caribbean, they rely on tourists, bro. If there's no tourists coming in, their economy is going to go down. And if you could get, like, I guess the biggest celebrities to come in and endorse the place, they'll get money. And that's why I had a theory, like, Drake, Loki owns a lot of Turks and Caicos. Oh, Caicos, yeah. Because...

A lot of people didn't talk about traveling in there until Drake started posting about it. All of a sudden, it's huge. Yeah. Because I haven't heard about Drake's vacation until he's on jet skis. He's always there in the summer. You know what I mean? So theory... And this is not even a theory. This is definitely true.

They paid speed to promote China. Yeah. Because there was so much propaganda and it's not China's fault necessarily. The technology, right? When he like did the boat riding on water, they're definitely trying to push that technology out to the Americans. Yeah.

The propaganda of China being like, oh, very, you can't do stuff. It's very limiting. I guess society there, they don't have a lot of choices. We don't actually see, we just hear the story. We hear the news, we hear the story. So the information we get from, I guess, North America is definitely different than what we will get in Asia because we're not there and it's a whole different life, right? Yeah.

It's just for us to translate to and try to understand. But even then, if the people that are making it are from North America and there's a bias, we'll never know the truth. So with Speed being there and deadass live streaming in real time, what's good is there's no way to really fabricate it unless you're orchestrating the whole meetup.

which probably isn't. That's too much. That's too much like set up. It's a live stream. Like you're straight up like walking out, going to restaurants and stuff like that. That's what it is. It is what it is. So I think the beauty of live streaming is there's less fabrication and you can see, I guess, just realer people, realer content and less of an agenda and bias.

Yeah. But there is also like a risk of like saying the wrong thing. Like it could probably piss off like the... I think that's okay. I think it's fine. Like if you piss some people off...

yo you piss some people off it's not the end of the world yeah like i don't think i don't think we should hate and i guess condemn someone forever because of something they said you probably said some crazy along the line in your life that you wish you could take back but you should never condemn someone forever and that's why you know forgiveness is always the best thing the

The example I was trying to get to, like, you know, like the Philippines, when he ate like the food there and then everybody started to meow, meow or something. I'm like, damn, now everybody's going to think. Oh, like the joke of my agent? But now that joke is going to translate to when people come to the Philippines, they think they're going to eat the meow, meow. You know what I mean? I'm like, damn.

No, who cares? It's funny. It is funny. It is funny. People are too sensitive, bro. People are too sensitive. Like a joke, a joke's a joke and if you make somebody happy, that's a sense of happiness. So are you going to hate on somebody for trying to make someone else happy? Yeah. Maybe you just hate happiness for them.

Would you get pissed? That's crazy. Would you get pissed if someone actually gave you the Miao Miao and you didn't know? If I ate it, yeah, I'd be sad. I would just look sad. That's what happened to China Mac. I've seen that. The guy was like, bro, do you want me to tell you? And he's like, of course I want you to tell me what sin is. And then he showed the menu. He's like, all menu is Miao Miao.

And he got pissed fam. That's sad bro. You shouldn't be like at least tell me what I'm eating. You know what I mean? I heard some horror stories though that my cousin one of my cousins in the Philippines Oh shit. Yeah they straight up ate it for lunch without knowing what the meat was and it was like a joke when they came back home so how'd you like your lunch? Nah. Yeah it was good. It was good. Oh word? It's good? Oh.

You know what it was, huh? And it was straight up the... Yeah. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof

But you know what, though? Like, you know how in Hawaii, when after all the time we were eating, we either had, like, we had, like, very bad itis or, like, fucking we had to go shit right away. Fam, I had, like, two meals and I still have a shit in, like, Canada. So I'm like, yo, what is in the food in Hawaii? And, like, what is in the food over here that makes a difference? Because, yo, I didn't feel, I didn't feel the same after eating in Hawaii. Like, in Hawaii, I felt like, oh.

Like sluggish? Yeah, sluggish. It's more carbs. Oh, that's true. Yeah, it's more carbs. Yeah, we did eat hella rice. Yeah, yeah. You're right, you're right. And that's the most rice I ate in a long ass time. Yeah, I don't really eat rice like that no more. Real shit. Yeah. Unless I go back to my mom's house, then I'll actually eat rice. Yo, I had a reset low-key. Mm-hmm.

Because before when I was a kid, I could only like go, you know, take a dump if I ate rice. Rice, yeah. But nowadays, maybe that's why. Maybe that's why. Holy shit. I just bagged it. Because now we were eating rice and it kind of reset in our body when we were kids, fam. So it's like, yeah, I'm going to shit. That's crazy. That's why. Also, oh, theory, ready? Yeah. The reason Hawaii is so good is because especially for, I guess,

Asian young adults because it dead ass brings us back to what we were doing when we were kids. Eating hella rice. As a kid, I was eating hella fucking spam. It's true, true. I was running around, going outside a lot. That's what we were doing. Hikes. Going in the sun a lot. Sweating hella. Fam, my body just went back in time. Yeah.

to becoming a little Filipino kid again. Real shit. It felt like a fever dream. Like, especially when we were doing the bike ride, because we used to bike a lot when we were kids. But, like, biking in that seat, like, you only had to... Like, the camera will not do it justice. You have to actually be there and...

See what you're seeing. Because it looks like a filter in Hawaii. Like, imagine you put on those, like, orange sunglasses or, like, the LUTs you have in Premiere Pro and you just do this. That's what it looks like. The grass is greener. The water is more turquoise. It's crazy. Yo, what if you were to take somebody...

do an experiment on them and try to recreate their childhood. Whoa. Like how would you do it? Like, you know, you know when people have deja vu and it's because they smelled something, seen something, heard something and it feels too similar. What if you were to orchestrate that? Isn't that what they do in like Disney world? Cause like you're supposed to heal your inner child at Disney world, right? That's kind of what they do, I guess. That's what their whole marketing is, right? So imagine you put like a certain scent, uh,

You have certain walkways that remind you of shit. You know what I mean? Your whole life, you're watching these Mickey Mouse movies and you're finally seeing it come to life. I think that's why it's like that marketing is so good there because, yeah, you go there to experience childhood again. They have the Disney adults. You know what I mean? No, it's not. You're trying to be a kid again, bro. But obviously, everyone had a different childhood. Yeah, yeah. So...

let's say I took specific ass details from your childhood. I took a perfume of your tita or I took like the bed sheets of your Lola at the time and then put you in a room and try to like, I guess manipulate you into becoming back into your child form. I feel like that would be so overstimulating, fam. Would it be calming though? No. Would it be calming? It was like, I think there's like a crisis. You're like, why? Because it's like,

damn it's like i was so happy then or something and it's like it's different now i feel like you would get the shock right there because like fuck like i was so happy when i was a kid and i mean those are the good times i feel like i would it would calm me because anytime i used to go back to my lola's house yeah where i was already older and then just going back and looking back like wow i grew up here yeah it was a very calming sense so i think in the same way and this is crazy too what was the music i was playing in hawaii

throwbacks it was and i was like i really really wanted to play like nostalgic music throwbacks from 2007 2005 and maybe it's because i was straight up being pulled back into a younger carlos because of the setting the weather the food and honestly being with friends outside yeah because realistically we don't get to do that as often especially right now

Yo, that's true. Because it's like you're a nostalgic type of guy. Maybe that's why you like Hawaii other than all these places. Because it's like dead ass your childhood. But what if certain things you do now trigger the same way and that's why you do them? Like what? I don't know. Who knows what it could be. For some people, it could just straight up be video games. Because it triggers a sense of safeness being with friends as a kid playing video games.

I grew out of that already. Video games doesn't feel nostalgic to me no more. It feels too advanced. But gaming with friends, you don't think it like... Because you still game. I still game with friends, yeah. But there was a point in my thing where I didn't have an Xbox, so I didn't experience that. So now I'm finally experiencing that. I missed out on a lot of memories. Especially when Fortnite came out, I had no PC. Did I ever tell you about the game? What game? The movie, The Game. No. So...

Okay. This is really interesting. It's a movie and it's pretty much this millionaire and his brother went through this, I guess. It's literally called The Game and it changes his life. It's supposed to be a whole process of adventures and things happening around you that will trigger your brain to think of life differently. Delete all your traumas. Yeah. Delete any bad negative ideas you have in your head and make you a pure person. Hmm.

And what they do is they pretty much manipulate things around you in your everyday life without you knowing. So what they'll do is, let's say a mailman dropping something off, he will be hired by this company to drop it off and say something to you in a certain way so that you'll go on your day doing something else, bring you down another path to go to another store or do something else. But they're manipulating your life because at the end of this, we're going to delete your trauma. I think I talked about this before. I think so. I think so. Yeah.

Now, do you think, would you take part in something like this where it would make your life better? Delete all my traumas. Delete your traumas, make your life better. But it would take like going through a rigmarole of puzzles, escape rooms and shit. But it's real life. No, I don't think I would. Because I feel like the traumas is what makes you, right? Now, this is the kicker. Ready? Yeah.

that's what life is. Because you continue going through a rigmarole of puzzles, mysteries, bad relationships, good relationships, friends. While carrying that trauma. While carrying that trauma. And it's your choice whether or not to uncover it, figure out the puzzle, or solve it.

Yeah. Gotcha. That was a good one still. The Game? That's how like... It's a movie called The Game. Yeah, it's with Michael Douglas. Okay. And in his, it's so fucked up. What does he choose? No, he does it. That's the point of the movie. He does it and there's so much shit happens to him. I'm going to spoil it. Spoiler alert right now. If you're going to watch the movie, it's a great movie. Spoiler. At the end of the movie, he has a gun in his hand and he's pointing at someone that he thinks wants to kill him. Yeah.

And he shoots. But right when he shoots, the door is open behind the person that he was shooting at. And it's his brother. Brother gets shot and he's holding like a birthday cake to give him. And he thought he killed his brother. Yeah. Right there, right then. So what happened? And what he does, he goes to the edge of the cliff because he, I'm sorry, of the building because he's on a rooftop. Yeah. And he jumps to his death. But jumping to his death wasn't to his death because at the bottom was a big,

Like, you know those things that save people that fall? Yeah, yeah. At the bottom. And he survived because they knew in his head that if he saw him killing his own brother, he would try to kill himself and jump off the building. And they prepared for that. Yeah. And at the end of it, he survived. So he has to live with it. And he realized all the things he didn't like, all the things he did love about his life, being grateful for his brother, and everything changed and he became a different person. Yeah.

He was a businessman that was so focused on riches, money, pleasures, and all that bullshit. And he became a man that was more focused on relationships and good vibes. So it changed his life. But it manipulated the way he was going to move or, I guess, carry on in his day with. Crazy. That was his second life. Yeah, that's like his rebirth. Yeah. Every man has two lives, right? Like when you finally realize that it's not about what it is. You know what I mean?

Yeah. One when you're born and one when you realize you have one. Yes. Damn. That's kind of crazy. I might have to watch that still. It's good. Even though you stole that, I feel like it would still be crazy to me. It's still pretty crazy. Okay, okay. It's still pretty crazy. But the ending is what's making it. Yeah. Fuck.

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