EP.123 - THE TRAGIC CASE OF BEAUTY BLOGGERS, CRAZY LAWS IN NORTH KOREA & DREAMWORKS UNIVERSE THEORY
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No, because fam, I don't know why so many people make fun of me, but it's like, say I have one song that I just found out. When I'm in the car with friends, I'll go through songs. Once they're out of my car and I'm on the drive back, that's the only song that's playing in the car. What the? Like on repeat. And people say that's weird. That's bad though. Cause then you kill the song ASAP. I know, but it's so good that I want to keep listening to it until it dies. You don't know? You're getting the dad vibe. So there's this thing that dads do. Yeah. Everybody can agree with me.

Dads all do this everywhere. They like something, then they keep doing it and make the whole family do it until it gets old. So for example, my dad, he got into crepes. So you know like crepes dessert? Bro, we had it for dinner one time. Not for dinner, but like as a dessert after dinner. We had it one night. It's like, wow, this is great.

We had it every single day for like two weeks, bro. Until I was sick of that shit. No, to be honest, that's the same with like spaghetti. You know when your mom cooks spaghetti and then you have it for the rest of the week? No, that's different. No, that's different. Crepe is different because you go out of your way to buy more ice cream. You know? I got you, I got you.

Spaghetti, you just have a lot of it. Yeah. Or barbecue too. Once you have barbecue that whole week, you're just eating straight barbecue. Like the Thanksgiving stuff? Yeah, yeah. Oh, what's your opinion on like, you know, the Filipino jams where everybody takes like food home? So hear me out. I remember we had a party before and I was like, damn, we're gonna have lots of leftovers. Yeah.

That's what I thought. Of course. So check this out. What happens? Everybody gets their Tupperwares, blah, blah, blah. All the food is gone. Do you think it's common courtesy to leave some for the host? Yes, of course. But you're not thinking that at the time. You're not. You know why? Like that's, I've seen that start beefs in like the cousin realm. You know why? The cousin realm. It's because some person like I know right when the part, like maybe an hour before the party ends, they're already done.

Tupperware ready. Nah, see? When they're prepped. Putting all the food ready, like, taking everything as possible. And the guests have to be so ready for them just because they know if the party, at the end of the party, there's nothing left. Like, you have to be two hours before, like, putting shit aside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they about to, they greedy as hell. So check it out. It's only bad if they're prepped. Oh.

Or is it I don't think it's just a prep But like A super early You don't do that shit super early Okay I agree You know But the way Filipinos are We just get it You know it's all love It's all love at the end of the day But Well the same as like Dealing with a girl for the first time What you mean? So hear me out Okay Imagine it's your first time First time First time like high school Yeah And

She wants to get into it. But you're prepped. Like, you have a thing with you. Is that a red flag? Low key it is. Because you're prepped, bro. Nah, you're not. You're just taking precautions, fam. No, it is. Yeah, now put it in her shoes, fam. Put it in her shoes. So, like, oh, why do you have that? You get me? You get me, bro? It's like, it's like, um, it's like I go with my homie that I know is, like, kind of violent. Oh, my God.

And then you have a strap because we think we're gonna fight like why'd you bring that? Yeah, I mean all of a sudden we're fighting. Why'd you bring that? You know, it's like you're prepped my friend My friend told me the story when he went to a girl's dorm and then in the girls dorms They share a condom drawer and as soon as they they like, um, he saw that he walked out He's like nah, you definitely have 150 bodies or something like that

Way more than a hundred bodies my guy. That's fun. Yeah, condom drawer is crazy though. The craziest thing I've seen, shout out Paul Cantu, he used to do like the thrift videos. Oh yeah, oh that. This guy had a dispenser. Of what, condoms? Nah, that's insane. This guy had a dispenser on some like bubble gum. Shout out John too. John has a bubble gum machine in his house bro. What?

That's how you know you're rich. No, it's worse. It's worse. It's not even a bubblegum machine. It's the one with the fruit hard candies. Oh, wow. Yeah, the circles? Yo, and you know what? I don't know why anybody ever ate these. You know those like, it's not even, it's not even like a proper shape. I don't know. It's like pink and blue hard candy you get in those. Oh, it's like a star. Yeah, those are so ass. Wow.

Who the fuck ever bought those, bro? No, I wonder how much candy goes to waste at Bulk Barn. Like, you know, there's some candies that no one touches. Like, where does that go? That probably just... Hot take, they probably just reuse that shit, fam. And I think it's either Dunkin' Donuts or Krispy Kreme. At the end of the day, they throw out whatever donuts they don't use anymore. Yeah. And it's so fucked up. They have to do that, though. Yo, so Funko Pop, actually... Did you know this? Funko Pop, they get...

get rid of almost half their inventory when it doesn't get sold why because they overproduce it and if they actually gave it away at discount or flood Walmart with it what would happen because there's a large surplus of it the value of all the other Funko Pops will decrease

So they literally just have to go destroy it, like put in a landfill. And somewhere out there in the States, there's like a huge landfill of just Funko Pops. Yeah. So I was going to say, what if they just threw it away in the garbages? If you just dumpster dive, you would have a bunch of Funko Pops. Yeah, you could probably find hella. That's fucked. And I'm pretty sure they do the same thing with just clothes too. Oh, for real? Because if they give out the clothes, then what happens? Like if you're Balenciaga. Mm.

And then you give out free Balenciaga to the homeless or whatever. Yeah. You kind of low-key decrease your brand, right? That's true. Off topic, I've seen some like crazy North Korean law that existed. So take in, if your house starts burning down and you have to save the picture of Kim Jong-un before you save your family and yourself. Yeah, that's true. I didn't know that too. And when you vote...

If you don't vote, you'll get executed, right? But if you do vote, there's either an option of Kim Jong-un or death. So you have to choose Kim Jong-un. Wait, what is the vote for then? Death or Kim Jong-un. And the last one. The last one is, what do you call this? If you fall asleep during a Kim Jong-un speech, you won't even wake up because they'll kill you.

Because they'll kill you. It's illegal to fall asleep while he's talking. That'd be a funny ass take. Somebody should make that a TikTok. Falling asleep at a Kim Jong-un speech. And it's just black. It's just black. Oh, no. When you wake up, you wake up in heaven. Oh, shit. You hear Juice WRLD in the background.

That's viral that's viral. Oh my god, bro. Yo, whatever happens all those viners You know like Melvin Gregg and all them like King King back King batch is still making hunter. He's still making content I remember the the white boy that does the really corny content I forget but he's still doing it in Instagram shorts form. Oh, yeah, because I would imagine

The Vine kind of wave, it's still around because short form content. But it's just weird that we don't see it like the skit. You remember D-Storm or whatever his name was? What's D-Storm? D-Storm. Oh, the J's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How come they should be thriving right now, no? Because it's short content. But that was 10 years ago. That was 10 years ago. You have to really bag it. That's true. You know what, fam? You think Chad GPT would take over influencers too? Like, imagine you put in, in Chad GPT, you put...

What is the next viral Instagram trend? And chat DJPT is so smart enough that they will give you Vine and video ideas. You think that's possible? I think so. There's already, did you know there's literally AI influencers already? No, I haven't heard that. There is. There's AI influencers. There's a, I forgot. There's this guy. He's just computer generated. And no, there's even girls too that show up on like VR. And then they're just AI.

AI personality and people like love them. They watch their streams and shit This is real and it goes back to even before any of the streaming and you've like social media being an influencer happen There was even AI, you know what a Vocaloid is. No, what is that? So Vocaloid is a computer-generated voice Okay, and they used to have these in Japan a whole concert a whole artist. That's just computer-generated Wow

And people bought tickets. Yeah, and it's just like an anime girl like anime girl like singing what the fuck yeah people know On Twitch there is something like that. It's called a is it called the e-streamer. That's what it is Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It's like just fully generated automation every yeah, everything is just freaking but like the girl has big titties So people watch but you know what's crazy cuz I can imagine let's say you're watching an anime like Naruto Okay, and then it becomes meta what you mean that is

They are live with you. So just as they're going through their story, let's say you're watching Naruto Shippuden and then like they're going through their story but it's meta. Like they're still relevant to whatever is happening outside of it and it also affects the story. Imagine the

- Imagine, what do you call it? The main characters can like read chat. - Yeah. - Like they're in battle, they're in battle. And then like they, he turns to the camera. He's like, "Oh, I know you said shit about that." Or like, "You didn't think I could do this?" - Yo, check this out. Check this out. I don't think we're too far away from, holy shit. I think I just predicted a whole new set of content. - Live animes. - Live anime. - We have to blur this whole thing out. - Yo, that's going to be real. No, that's, that's a hundred percent going to be real. Cause if you take it in,

live streaming is already a big thing facts uh um influencer to to watch your interaction is gonna be huge right now storylines will always be relevant the only thing that's missing is putting those two together and you can see a little bit with with skits and you know i'm just like live streams that are kind of planned yeah but taking the next step further with a whole story that

And then improv in between because the audience. Yo, that's crazy. I bet you can do that. If you literally just go and chat GPT, can you make me a live anime? That's crazy. I'm telling you, because I think chat GPT-4 just dropped. And they're saying that that's the smartest AI that the world has ever seen. Like the scientists and shit. I know, but what's fucked? There's going to be chat GPT-5 tomorrow. You know what I mean? I know.

fact so this how it is because they made chat gbt the world changed forever it's done world changed forever because look chat gbt was made chat gb4 was created the next one is is probably gonna be created in an hour yeah yeah this shit will be faster and faster and faster we're gonna evolve in seconds eventually yeah like if we if we transport a hundred years into the future fam everything will probably be a blur like

It will update within a millisecond. Facts, facts. And it's already taking over jobs. I think the newest one, it was proved that it can do people's taxes. So say accountants goodbye. And it, what do you call this? It can write people like actual court cases. And like, what do you, what do you write when you, when you deliver a court case?

Fuck, I forgot the word. Oh, like to sue someone? Yeah, to sue someone. They can actually write court files and stuff like that and give it out. To serve. Yeah, to serve. And that's crazy because there goes judges. So people are in law school for four, eight years. Boom. All we need to do, chat GPT-4. So imagine chat GPT-5, there goes nurses. Chat GPT-6, there goes school. Boom.

yo i just had a crazy idea yeah so check this out what if they make almost like a ai generated speaker for your pet speaker check this out you're remembering up the dog collar and then the dog can speak but imagine because maybe they can translate exactly what a dog is thinking maybe they can't but even if they can't what if they just make an ai generator to actually speak and kind of

Kind of be able to translate somehow but give you dialogue and make you just feel like you have somebody there with you Yeah, no dogs are already like the remember the buttons like bitch bitch. Yeah, bro Do you think that's already a thing though? I feel like that is like the dog collar that talks or that shit was just in a movie yo, yo even crazier take what if what if people start getting hired or

To become the dogs. So I put one of those crazy collars on my dog. And somebody is behind the computer talking to me back. What? So like my dog is alive. Like my dog can communicate with me. Wait, but the dog would still be...

Wait, wait, wait. No, check this out. Check this out. So it's like play pretend. So let's say I'm a lonely, lonely person and I need companionship and I have a dog and I want my dog to talk to me like a human. Okay. You put like a collar around his neck but the speaker coming out and what it sees is somebody else on the computer that is paid to be your dog. Ew.

And then like communicate. I want to do this, blah, blah, blah. I bet you that's going to be a thing in the future, bro. So you just want a talking person. So that's just a therapist. No, but it's different because you don't...

You know what I mean? Because you're going to pay someone for companionship. Yeah, yeah. Some people don't want to pay for a human as a companion. That's kind of weird. I guess, I guess, I guess. Like, we don't go out and buy humans for a companion. We buy pets. But at the end of the day, it's like, you know, if you're buying it, you know it's still a human talking to you. No, but you lose that. You lose that, like, sense of it. Do you? Yeah, because... So is the dog going to be talking human or barking? It's like a simulation. Is it going to be barking? No, it's going to be talking like a human. No, that's weird. So my dog is walking around like, yo, what are you saying, man? Like,

Where's my food at, bro? The fuck is my food? I think you used all your creative ideas on the live anime one. This one is kind of crazy. No, that's crazy, though. I could see that actually happening. Word. I could actually see that happening. Even if they couldn't translate what a dog is really saying, the other alternative to that is getting somebody to like...

fake translated for you. Or at least play the dog. You know what I mean? Create new jobs, bro. That's good for the economy. No, but you know, Panda Buy, you know what Panda Buy is? Like the replica. Shout out to it. Yeah. The replica clothes store. So right now, what's really trending on there is everyone's trying to buy the replica dog.

dog so i don't know what do you mean replica dog so i don't know if it's a real dog or fake dog yeah but on the thing it's it's like a you know how close they take product pictures of the clothing yeah they're taking product pictures of a dog fam and i don't know but one guy bought on tiktok and uh he's trying to get a ship it's like 200 to get a ship so we don't know if this is actually a dog or like a replica like a stuffed animal like we don't know what this is so it's

Oh shit. Yeah, so it's like the dark web. They're selling animals on there too. That's kind of crazy. It's probably just like a replica dog. You never know. Because the dog is one cent. So imagine you could buy a dog for one cent. What the fuck? Is it actually? Yeah, I don't know. There hasn't been an update. Maybe they're just trying to get rid of dogs. Yeah, low-key. Maybe they're just trying to get rid of dogs. No, because I know there's like saviors, like dog saviors that go to these camps that are in China. Yeah.

You know the ones that they cook? Yeah. So they go there and then save them and then they put them in this big facility and they're like the rescue dogs. And there's a TikTok account I scrolled past one time. Yeah. And he was pretty much saying, oh, if you guys don't want any of these dogs, they're free. Just, you know what I mean? I'll send them over to you. Word. Yeah. Because those are the dogs that survive being eaten. That's a sick job though. What do you think about... Okay, listen. What do you think about like...

Other animals. Because we eat other animals, but we don't really care. Oh, what do you mean? Oh, man. It was so fucked. Because I keep seeing these things on like... You know the vegetarians, they stay outside of like the KFCs and stuff like that. And I see some boy who just came up. He's like... He started eating the bucket of chicken right in front of them. It's like, oh, you feel good about that? The boy's like, yeah, this shit's fucking amazing. I'm like...

Like at that point, it's like, yeah, it's disrespectful, but you shouldn't go out your way to make fun of what they believe in. That's kind of like religion. I agree. I agree. Like you can just go about your day. You don't have to bother them. Let them do their thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We eat meat. I eat meat. I'm not going to bother. Yeah, I agree. I agree with you. But what do you think? Like there's a certain point where, okay, these animals we like, these animals we don't. But why? Is it because they're dangerous? Because like...

they're not as cuddly the stuff they give us when they if we get bit by them you know that there's a meme that's going on in tiktok it's like uh why bear not friend if bear friend shaped you know what i mean what does that mean so a bear right if you see it yeah it's shaped like a cuddly friend okay okay it's shaped like a friend but it's definitely not a friend because that will eat you yeah right

Right? Same with like a fox. Like, they look cuddly and fun, but they're not friends. Have you seen Cocaine Bear? So ass. Watch that shit out. I guess it's a bear on cocaine. And that shit is not friendly. Like, it goes around the whole town chasing a person. Just locked into one person. Whenever I see like movies like that, I start to think, okay, they're running out of shit. They're literally...

But they have to revamp everything, you know? Damn, indie movies have better plot lines than that. Like, you can give anyone fucking cocaine and they will go crazy. Like, why give it to a bear? You know what a, by the way, you know what a meth banshee is? No, what is that? So it's like, so there was a story that I seen where these people's houses got like raided and broken down, right? By this mesh banshee. So this is what happened. So one couple, one couple came back

To their The glass on their house Is all broken The lotion There's lotion on their door handles The Soles on their shoes Are ripped out Yeah And there's And there was like Buckets of paint Dumped on their bathroom So they're like What the fuck is this Right so they call the cops The cops come They investigate what it was And

They're like, even though there was an obvious break in, there's no signs of that person still in their house. So they dip, right? They go back to sleep. They kind of repair the house and they go to sleep, right? What they hear under their bed is like a little, like a child screaming or like screeching. You know what that sounds like? Yeah. You know, like one of those. So they're like, oh, nah. So they call back the cops. They say, all right, we need to investigate again. And what they find under the bed, fam,

is like a 90-pound woman who has an axe in her hand and a meth needle. Oh, she's just been licking it the whole time? Yeah, and the cops said when they arrested her, she was digging a hole into your bed. And if you didn't hear that noise earlier, she would have got to you. Oh, shit. And she was high on meth the whole time. Oh, shit. And imagine, she took down like three houses and ended up in that one's bed. Wait, so she...

Did she murder other people? No, no. She just ran in, did damages, and went out.

She was so high. You feel me? You can't, you can't control yourself. What if that's like the next evolution, fam? Man's on hella drugs, bro. Cause I heard things, I heard things right. And I bet you police officers have, have their take on it too. Yeah. People on certain drugs, like they're invincible. Yeah. Like I, I heard, and I think I've seen videos too. Man took like eight shots.

Little TJ. Bro's still standing. Bro's still coming at you like this. Yeah. Full zombie. Is it something in your bloodstream that tells you to keep going or just numbs you to the pain? I think it's your brain that just like... Oh, you're not thinking. Because the receptors are blocked off, right? Yeah. So now it's not your brain fighting. It's just your soul like not... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the only thing that really stops them is the battery like drained out. Oh my gosh. That's insane. That's like...

That's like unplugging the Xbox without turning it off and shit. Like you just unplug it. Like it's still running, fam. Oh my God. Oh, have you ever done that with PS2? No. Oh, okay. If you guys had a PS2, I remember this is a big fuck up if you ever do. So if you have the game in, right? Yeah. And then you press the eject button.

the disc will come out but you can still play the game a little bit word yeah you can play the game for like 10 seconds with the disc out of the ps2 huh yeah how is that possible if you want to get technical yeah yeah it's the it's the um the memory

So it kind of downloads it onto the drive and it reads it. So you're still able to play for like a minute or two. No, what I always got was when your phone dies and you hit, you hold the button, the Apple logo, I mean, a screen comes up with the battery on it that says it's low and you need to charge. How does it have enough battery to do that if it's already dead? That's what I never got. No, but it's not fully dead. It has a bit of juice. See, that's the thing.

Okay, Mandela Effect. Did you ever, you had a iPod Touch? You ever had that? Yeah, of course. Everyone had an iPod Touch. Do you remember like the old Apple logo? Was there an Apple logo with like a slice in it? No. No, chill, chill. There was, right? There had to be. No. I don't know if this is Mandela Effect or I'm just trying to remember. What do you mean slice?

No, no, there's like a line cut through the Apple logo on the iPod touch logo So, you know how when you when you log in and then turn you restart your phone You restart your iPhone and it shows the Apple logo, right? I remember having an iPod touch and I restarted and it has the Apple logo But there's like a slice in between it now you're gaslighting. This has to be yes. I swear to God. I'm not guys I'm dead ass. I don't think this is a man. Dove. I think I

I think like that's real. You're weird. I think you're from a different. I just don't. I just haven't seen in a long time. Let me know in the comments. Like the comments should know. But yeah, back to the homeless people. Like I'd be dead terrified of homeless people because one time I was walking down with Darlene. Yeah. Fuck, bro. I was so scared. This guy like it was right under the bridge. And this guy was chucking rocks like full on rocks. And cars are literally right beside it. At the cars? No, he was chucking it up.

Like he was throwing why for what because he was bored bro homeless people got nothing to do except throw rocks So my ass love I don't know what it's about me But I love just looking like investigating and I and as soon as I I make eye contact with bro You know what he says to me? Oh

What'd he say? What'd he say? I shit my pants when he said it. He's like, he threw a rock. He's like, yo, you're happy that wasn't you under here, right? Or some shit like that. I was like, I was like, chill bro, chill bro. And it was a stop. It was a red light. So I'm like, fuck, fuck, hurry up, hurry up. And I tried to be like the man. So, and, and, and she was standing right here. So I'm like, nah, just come here real quick. But I'm still shitting my pants.

Like I'm closer to him now. Bro, I'm not going to lie. I had a conversation with a buck teeth for the first time in my life. What? A couple months ago. And what happened? It was interesting. It was an experience. I'm not going to lie. So I was at the gold station and I was just waiting for the train, right? And this guy comes up to me. He's like,

Oh, is this the train to union, right? Yeah, this is the train to union. Okay, okay. And he just posted up beside me. And he starts asking me questions. I forgot what he said. But we came on to the point of talking about women. Like, all right. We're talking about women. And he goes, and he goes,

You know why people turn gay these days? And he said, because women... He's like, because women cause too much trouble for me. I might as well be gay. See, what's your problem?

Wait, why do you come across like the cool, like the funny? I swear to God. Okay. I want to put some context to this homeless guy. Yeah. He was literally like Lil Uzi. What the hell? Same height. He looked like Lil Uzi too. Same manners. He might as well have been old Uzi. I swear to God, he might have been old Uzi, bro. But he was funny as fuck. And he was just saying like, I don't know. He was just saying some random shit, but he was stuck on that point of like, should I just turn gay? These women are true troublesome.

This girl's causing me too much trouble. She just turned gay, bro. Do you, fam? I was just like, do you, bro? Listen to your heart. See that? Those people, like, I would love to have a conversation with just because they're funny. But man's like, I remember, I told you this too. There was a construction worker who was wearing already a red flag. He was wearing a Billie Eilish beanie. Right? That's not a red flag. It is. It is. Oh, maybe in 2023. Yeah, what the fuck?

What kind of construction worker, like big, chunky guy wears a fucking Billie Eilish thing, right? So we kind of look at each other and I'm wearing my hairband. And he said, oh, yo, nice hairband. Like, where'd you get it? We're just having a normal convo, right? Boom. Shit goes on. Shit goes on. I sit down.

Bro sits right next to me and starts just asking me random questions. Yo, you know this singer Billie Eilish? Blah blah you listener. Oh, what's your favorite song? Shit like that. Yeah. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna just answer this guy's questions. He doesn't seem like too crazy. So I asked him, I'm like, yo, where are you going? He's like, oh, I'm going northbound. I said, bro, this is the southbound train. You know what he says, bro? What'd he say? Oh my God. He's like, yeah, I know. I just wanted to talk with you because you're handsome. Ha!

Bro, I look at this guy like, bro, please get away from me, fam. Like, it all made sense. He followed you home. Like, it all made sense to me because it was like, bro, bro's wearing a Billie Eilish thing, bro. Come on, man. That's crazy. He followed you home. He damn near almost followed me home. And I was like, yo, where are you going, fam? Like, please. And then I just, he took the next exit out. He's like, okay. Oh, my God. Toronto is a fever dream. Please, I don't swim that way, bro. Please. Yes.

You know what though, bro? I feel like for us, we're kind of scared of the obscurity, right? Yeah. Okay, that's crazy though. Like if someone said that to you, you'd probably punch them in the face, man. So let's be real. No, wait, hear me out. Let's just... Just hear me out for a sec. Listen, we're scared of obscurity. I mean, there's a... Yeah, there's like certain...

certain levels to the shit but you can find a middle ground and somewhere in between they can have experiences or takes on on things that will change your whole mindset and we don't realize that sometimes

One of the craziest things I realized was like, if you were in their shoes exactly, even just for a second, even for like five minutes, how would you change as yourself if you went back to your body? Even just for like five minutes, whether it even just be, listen, because what's crazy, some of us don't even realize if I go into your body and you go into my body, would you start to feel pain that much?

You're not used to because you're in my body. Cause maybe I have pain in my back. Maybe I have pain in my toe or like, and it feels weird, but we're used to it. Cause you know how some people, they have scoliosis or whatever. They're used to pain and it doesn't feel nothing to them. I can only imagine how fucked up you'd feel if you were in David Goggins, his body, this guy has no cartilage. Not to be honest. If I was in your body,

And I wasn't used to like the anxiety stuff. I would be like, yo, what the hell is this? Yeah. When I start feeling your emotions or no, am I still Gavin? Just physical. Are you talking physical or emotional too? No, I think, I think you're still you, but you're, you feel what's my body like, or like my viewpoints and shit. I feel like the muscles shit. Like, cause I, I,

I'm pretty, you feel me, skinny. So if I go to the gym and I'm like, oh, yeah, do this, I would feel the power. You probably would. You probably would. Yeah, okay, okay. It's just interesting, right? Yeah. Nah, fam. Would you want a Freaky Friday, anyone? Like, switch into the body, but physical plus emotional too. Like, who would you Freaky Friday with? I think I answered this before with somebody, but I think...

it has to be like a monk or some i just want to see yeah i just want to see like how zen their mind is oh bro take this out so i saw this tick tock right and it was like my mind before i take i think it's magnesium glycitrate or whatever but it's exactly how i feel at night time so i don't know if you feel this way too and maybe i'm just like yeah but

Sometimes I feel like a lot of people are talking. Like it's loud in my head. What? No, that's some Harley Quinn shit. No, that's some Harley Quinn shit. No, it's not. It's not even. No, it's not like I hear people talking. But it's like, it's just loud. It's loud in my head with my own voice, you know? But it's like noise. It's just noise. So I saw this TikTok, right? And this guy, like he had noise on his head. And he popped like the magnesium. And then like it just quieted down. I feel like even though it's quieted down, you would go crazy from that. Because you're so used to the voices. Okay. Okay.

What if you lost the voice in your head? How would you feel? Fucking empty, fam. Because who am I talking to now? Check this out. Ready? Ready? I'm going to blow your mind, fam. Just like how we said, if you were in my body, just how you were in my body and you would feel different. If you heard your voice, how I hear my voice in my head, how different would it be? Because what if my volume and gain is on a different level? Your volume is on a different level? Because listen, bro.

Like when I sleep the I only hear like my voice is hella like to the max. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, cuz what if what if our voices and our head don't actually sound like our voices outside to each other? Holy shit Yeah, cuz you are hella loud so I imagine what in my head I feel like it's quite maybe it's quieter. Maybe I don't know I'm loud No, you are a loud person. So that makes sense. Imagine my voices are always whispering. I

And you would be... Would you be weirded out by that? Like, yo, why are you guys whispering? Yeah, like, in my head, I'm like, what the fuck? Like, turn that shit off. No, I guess fucking...

Side note, we did a panel at the Filipino Ryerson thing. And as soon as Carlos picked up the mic, bro, compared the gay levels to everyone else, fam, everyone, who's that? Locked in. Like, holy shit. There's no monotone in his voice. He's like loud as hell. But that's normal volume to him. That is normal volume to me. So I imagine if a spirit even tries to take you over or some shit like that, they would get...

Like, intimidated by all the shit that's going on in your head. It's loud as fuck, bro. Damn. Plus the ideas, because you have a lot of ideas. So imagine you have hella ideas, plus Carlos' voice. Yeah, it's a lot going on. There's a lot going on. Bam, there's a lot going on. I'm not gonna lie. See, I think that's why I get into so many different things. It's because my mind just wants to do so much at once. But...

maybe the challenge for me is to be able to focus on one thing like you know you know like god will will give you something you're good at yeah and then since you're good at something he wants you to focus on the thing you're not you think that's how it is or should you focus on the thing you're already good at i think it's a great question actually yeah

No, I think that's for a reason why he doesn't give you because that's already good. So why work on it more? You feel me? You can be jack of all trades if you really wanted to.

But at the same time, I don't think there's any wrong answer because if you work on this, you can become the best at this. You feel me? So I don't think there's a right, wrong or right answer. It's like just the path that you choose. Yeah. So let's say, let's say you really, really, really love basketball, but you weren't good at it. Yeah. Is it your heart and your passion and your spirit that loves it? Make you want to do it? Hmm.

Do you think that's your sign to go ahead and be better at that? If I was good at basketball? No, if you're bad at basketball, but your heart, like your spirit is telling you you love it. So is it a sign for you to go do it? But you're better at something else. Me personally, I'm not doing that. Just because I'm good at something else, you feel me? So what's the point? What would you do? So this is a little bit off topic, but it kind of ties in. So I read this theory, right? And the theory pretty much says, what if...

the universe and the secret to the universe, nobody is supposed to solve it. And what if the moment somebody does solve it, it gets reset and the universe is cleared and reset forever. And something more challenging and more questionable and more obscure is set into motion.

So the secret to this life, the moment you find it out, you get reset. It gets reset. That's what I'm saying. So I think I said this in the last one. You can look at a lower level. Say you find your purpose in life. You love your life. Boom. You probably solved the biggest challenge in everyone's life. Trying to find some purpose in life. Boom. Boom.

God takes you out and he resets you. Maybe he reincarnates you. Maybe he puts you up there to find another purpose. Now you're on to the next level. I'm pretty sure this is like level one if you really bag it. Because what's after? Then you have to find something in heaven to do

Maybe you go, some people... Yeah, what if there's... This is not even... Yeah, maybe hell is, like, negative level. Like, you have to try and get out after you go there. That's crazy to think about, bro. It's really fucking in my head right now. It's, like, really making me question shit. But also what popped in my head when you said that is, like...

Like what if like the whole, you said something, we have to solve something. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. What if like, we don't know what that is, but I feel like everyone, once everyone on this planet, like comes to, what do you call this?

Doesn't fight And is all good And it's like It's obvious that Finds peace Yeah finds peace And it's obvious that The devil isn't On this world no more That's when God's gonna reset it Cause God came down already Boom Shit resets You know That would be I mean that's Damn near impossible You feel me? You know what's fucked? So I had a I had a night terror Mmm

Like, a couple nights ago. And this was so scary, bro. You know why? It's fucking... Because Sahar told me this one time. Why? What happened? So, there was this show she watched. I think it's called The Good Place. Yeah. And pretty much in the show, it's about heaven and, like, the afterlife. Okay. But there's this one girl that didn't get sent to hell. And she feels like she was supposed to. And she's actually in The Good Place. So, she's actually in heaven, right? Yeah. But the whole time, she's anxious and she's worried. She's like, oh, am I supposed to be here? Like...

I don't think I'm supposed to be here, blah, blah, blah. But she's in the good place, right? But her anxiety and her feelings and emotions, that's the hell.

That's actually the hell for her. She's there, but she can't enjoy it because she feels like that. Like she's not supposed to be there. But she was in heaven. Now check this out. What if you take that same mindset and then put it to this life right now? What if this is heaven, but you just don't feel that way because you're not looking at the sides of it? Oh, that's going to fuck me up. That's going to fuck me up. So I had a night stare the other night, bro, and it was so scary, bro. So I woke up and...

And then, fuck, it's so hard to explain, but I tried to look at my phone and my phone wasn't turning on. And I felt like everything in the room was frozen. And I'm like, what is this? And I'm like, oh shit, am I in hell? Like, is this, is this?

eternity in for a second in my head i thought everything was eternity and it was exactly this and like nothing would change like it's exactly this and i got scared you know what then that proves to my theory that i would say that this is hell that the world is yeah no bro because what

because if you bag it right if you really take it in it's on your mindset and that's what i learned from that moment when i had that night's hair i started to i started to think where i'm like okay hold on let me break let me slow it down let me not freak out let's see what's going on here right yeah i'm like okay if it is eternity and this is just what it is what am i supposed to find out from it and i started to think okay

Now let's evaluate my feelings. Why do I feel this way? And maybe there's some lessons in why I feel this way and what I can do about it. So for the fact that I'm feeling anxious about something, that means it's important to me that I want to solve it. Right? So me feeling like, oh shit, there's nothing going on and there's nothing for me.

That's the lesson to what? To find out what's going on and go out and find something for you. So you're just going to flip your perspective. Yeah. Okay. No. And it's the perspective that really makes it like either positive or negative. Just the way you look at things. Okay. Theory. Theory.

You know the dog in Puss in Boots? Who is it? Who is it? Purito. Purito. Yeah. You know, you literally just described that. Like he was trying to show us that when, you know when they had the star map? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what do you call this? When Puss in Boots had it, it was all dark. But then as soon as Purito goes into it and touches it, the perspective changes. He has a perspective. And now it's like heaven. But before it was hell. Yeah. So it's like.

Yeah, he was really trying to show us what life is, to be honest. It's because I think, for example, look, Puss in Boots, they were what? They were technically criminals. Yeah. And if they're locked in and on that vibration of criminality and freaking negativity, dog, of course, everything around it is going to be on that frequency. But Parito, fam, he's pure soul, pure energy, pure good. Everything's going to be pure good. Yeah, bro. Everything's going to be pure good.

And we don't realize that shit. That's fucked. Yeah, like, this life right now. And that's why I was so scared, fam. It's so, like...

Could this be something it's not? Could this really just all be a lesson for us? Fuck, that's so weird, man. And then think, if you want to get even more deep with it, think, okay, every time I shut my eyes, what if every single day is a lesson, a different one? And what if I don't feel different ways? And what if the reason things don't change is because I haven't solved that problem?

That lesson or that task. So in life, yeah, that makes sense because in life, what are you supposed to do? You're supposed to experience things. If you don't experience things, there's no lessons that you're going to learn. So you're kind of wasting your life if you're just every day, oh, go to sleep, wake up, do the same routine, go to sleep. What are you learning every day? You're not growing or you're not finding what else it, like your true purpose is. The people who usually find their true purpose, they try whatever the fuck they want to and then

From like shooting a hundred targets. They'll find one just because they tried it. Mm-hmm.

So maybe that is like, that's the lesson in life. Just go out and live it. It's that simple. But people, we have so many things that just make it so complicated. Oh, you have to go to work every day, shit like that. But you never really just live, do you? You just, I don't know, it's automated. I think even just little setbacks are put there on purpose too. Yeah, for sure. It's like, those are the tests, bro. Yeah, because when you experience shit and you fail, damn, come on. Those are the real tests. Yeah.

Like I said before, I said this before, but if you're playing a game, you wouldn't want the whole thing to be easy. Like you would want certain things. What if we do manifest challenges in our life, even if we don't really bag it? Because a life without challenges is kind of, yo, a life without challenges, that's kind of sad, fam. Because if it's too easy, you're going to feel like, what's the point? No, I remember my friend told me, because he's trying to get into stand-up comedy too. So he did his first show online.

Went crazy. Like he said, everyone was laughing at his jokes and he said, Oh yeah, I just experienced it. I think I'm good now. I said, what? No, you have to go to show and you have to bomb fam. Yeah, exactly. You won't know how crazy your show did compared to the one where you bond because you

you think that's that's okay but fam once you fail you're gonna think you have to have the whole experience right you don't know the true experience unless you've failed you've won and you've grinded like you need all three levels bro yeah because if you just had one one taste of it just for the same example of even just starting if you just started something you don't know how it is to complete something i think i think it's so i'm so grateful that like um

our first like live panel thing wasn't a bunch of people because I get to see oh I gotta work more now like there was a few people in the car yeah but I want that shit to be stadium filled like I once I'm in a stadium with a bunch of people I'll know how sick it is because we went through that

You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yo, I really like that panel, fam. I think I want to do another. Yeah, exactly, fam. I want to do another, bro. You were talking to the floor, fam. And you know those ones where it's like, you know when you know you're going to do a presentation and you practice on what you're going to say? Oh, yeah, yeah. I didn't at all. Yeah, no, I don't think anyone did, fam. Yeah, nobody. Yeah. And I think that's the best way to do it is like when you're just thrown in the water. Yeah.

And I don't know. It was so fucked because of the order they had us in. Because they put me at the end. So I had to go after Carlos. So Carlos has five minute answers. And then he, me and Carlos usually think the same. So our answers are going to be the same. Usually I'm, and then I had to, while he was talking, I'm like, oh fuck, he said what I was going to say. And then I'm like, boom, I have to come up with some new shit. But it really tested me though. No, but there was a point where I'm like, oh, Gavin's going to explain more on this later. Yeah. No, no,

I was like, thank God. There's two points I want to make, but Gavin's going to explain on that one more. Thank God, bro. You know what I mean? Okay, but side note. Yeah. This was crazy a thing that I found out.

You know how Spongebob is hella like positive and we think he's a kid. Yeah, they found his real age How old is he? So this is how they found it. So I think in the new Spongebob movie Yeah, he says he go there's a scene where it shows all his employee of the month What do you call this pictures? Mm-hmm. Oh and there's hella he says and he says oh, yeah I've won the employee of the month for 374 weeks. So if you do that math, I

I don't know, I think it comes up to like maybe 30 to 40ish range? And on his driver's license, he said he started his job on his birthday. They found his driver's license in one of the scenes. He was 13.

So you add those numbers up, Spongebob is actually 44. He's 44?! Bro's old! And taken, he's so positive. People think that he has a teenager. No fam, that bro, he's old. Yo, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah. He's probably, so he's the same age as the voice actor.

Because the voice actor's old. Oh, for real? Yeah. I don't think he's 44 old. Yeah, fam. The voice actor's 44. Search for the voice actor right now. The Spongebob voice actor is old, bro. Oh, my God. If you get this...

Voice actor age. He's old. Look at all of them. I'm pretty sure all the Spongebob voice actors are old. Just look at the images. Go to images, bro. You didn't have to search up age. He's 60. That's what I'm saying. He's old, too. Yeah, he's old. So it matches. It matches. That's kind of crazy. Because to me, Spongebob never had like a child voice. Loki had like a Lolo voice, fam. Really? No, it was like a baby voice to me, fam. Maybe because I knew. What? Knew what? No, maybe because I knew he was old. Hmm.

Because I saw the voice actor before. Yeah. And then it just changes everything. Yo, I think that's a problem, eh? Like when you... When there's a cartoon but you see what they look like off...

off the cartoon and like in real life it kind of changes the whole perspective you know a mordecai from mordecai and rigby are from regular show oh yeah yeah mordecai looks exactly like freaking mordecai in the cartoon he dead ass looks like a blue jay bro i swear to god fam i want to see this so you know how he sounds right yeah yeah yo rigby you know what i'm talking about look and he actually sounds like um mordecai voice actor check this shit out he looks exactly like

Like his character, bro. Oh, my God. Dude, that looks exactly like you. Is that Skrillex, fam? Nah, relax, Joe. No, but does he not look like a Blue Jay, though? Yeah, no, he does. He does. Oh, my God. That's crazy. That's so perfect. That's crazy. He looks exactly like a Blue Jay. Maybe the perfect roles are when they do the voice actors. You got to match voice, but not only voice. You got to match things. The energy? You got to give a personification of that thing.

Yo, what do you think about the Rick and Morty thing that happened? What happened? So they canceled Rick and Morty. Why? So apparently, I forgot the creator. Hold on, let me search it up. Was it something about sexual... Yeah, you heard about the allegations? Wow.

So the Rick and Morty creator, his name is... I think Justin Roiland. Yeah, Justin Roiland. There's some allegations. There's some... I think it's true. Something happened that was true. But they had to cancel the show or at least recast everybody.

And he voices... That's like taking... What's his name? The voice of Peter Griffin and Stewie and Brian. Because it's the same voice actor for all three characters. He's the voice actor for like five characters in Rick and Morty 2. It's something about the Hollywood... Yeah, because obviously you wouldn't want...

Like imagine you're listening to it. You don't want a sexual predator in your ear. And, and he's the, he's kind of like the creative mind behind it too. Like he, not only does he voice it, but he also makes the plots and he makes like the script. And that's what's fucked. It's like, do you have to be on, on, yeah, you have to be on that type of time to, to be that creative with shit.

Fuck, man. Because low-key, if you put... Oh, now I'm saying if you low-key put me in a room by myself, intrusive thoughts, I might come out with some crazy shit. That's what I'm saying. I told you, right? Because I didn't look at it in that way. Yeah. Like, if you're in a room with nothing, just straight boredom, you'll find something to make fun, bro. But at the same time, that's so weird. It is weird. But the thing is, it's only weird because we're so used to one type of regular. Mm-hmm.

If all of us were doing something that is weird together, Kanye said it the best. If I was running down the street in short shorts, sweating, and just running down the highway, you'd be like, what the fuck is he doing, right? You'd be like, what the fuck?

If I had 500 people behind me, that's a marathon. That's a sick bar. It's so true though. It's so true. It's just, it's just, if one person does it and the norm isn't that at the time, then yeah. Like what the fuck is this guy doing? But if everybody starts doing it too,

Who cares? It's like, oh, that's kind of cool. I know. Have we found any recent news about Kanye? Like, where has he gone? Oh, bro. Bro just disappeared? What are your theories on Kanye right now? Put a theory right now. Theory on Kanye? Theory right now, bro offed himself and just cloned himself because he couldn't take all the evil shit down on this world. That's my theory. And I hope that's not true. I hope Ye's still alive. He cloned himself. No, like, he cloned himself, offed himself, because he didn't want to deal with this shit no more. I don't know, bro. I don't want that to happen, though.

But I feel like that is not even a crazy take. I think he's just done, bro. Really? I think he might just go monk mode. Monk mode? Like he's somewhere in like Calabasas fucking monking it up. I don't know for sure though because I know he was trying to run for president. I don't know. I think for him, he can change within a second. Like he'll change his goal. He'll change his mindset. He'll change everything within a second. And I think there's some people like that. He's definitely one of those people where like

He'll say he's going to do one thing and then boom, the next day, nah, he has a whole different goal. I don't know how people do that, bro. Because if I'm invested in something, it's going to take years for me to change it because I'm already in hella invested. I don't know. That's crazy because I think I can change my culture. Oh, that's so insane, bro. You guys are low-key weird. No, like sometimes, sometimes...

Yo, sometimes I look at my guitar and I'm like, yo, should I just go straight to the guitar and just play all day long? And then just see how good I get. And then the next day I'm like, ah, fuck that.

See, it's something about the mind that some of these people, like the most creatives, are low-key fucked up in the head. I'm not fucked up in the head. No, but obviously, but it's like so much shit is moving. Oh, this is off-topic, but I want to bring this up. So we're talking about Puss in Boots, right? Check this out. There's a theory that Shrek and Kung Fu Panda are in the same universe. Shrek and Kung Fu Panda. So...

Hear me out, hear me out, right? The theory states that Shrek, it's supposed to be in like the West Hollywood area of the world. And then Kung Fu Panda is obviously where? Asia. Now, what if they pull some Avengers type beat, bro. And then they take every single character from every single universe. Now look at How to Train Your Dragon. They're also DreamWorks, right? Kung Fu Panda is DreamWorks. How to Train Your Dragon is DreamWorks. And Shrek is DreamWorks. How to Train Your Dragon, what part of the world is that?

That's Europe. So now they have, they have Europe, they have Asia, and then they have America. Now, check it out. And they have the water. So who do they have? Sharktail, bro. Sharktail, bro. Nemo. Wait, is that Dreamers? Nemo's Disney. My fault, my fault. Nemo's Disney. But,

I can imagine they're gonna do that shit. And I don't know why they don't do it already. Yeah. They should do that already, bro. No, because it's like the Disney thing. If they have worlds, they can definitely put... Oh, that's crazy. What else is coming out for DreamWorks? What is a new one coming out? I don't know. I know they have, like, new stuff they're working on. Yeah. But the Puss in Boots and, like, Shrek universe is the main for sure. Yeah. And I...

How to Train Your Dragon and like Kung Fu Panda. They're like the big ones. Shark Tale, they haven't really done like other stuff. Because you know how they have like the mini series? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have mini series for freaking all of those except for Shark Tale. Yeah, Plot Twist fam. If they really want a Plot Twist, they combine all those things and they, you know how those areas go to war with each other? Mm-hmm.

So you'll have you'll have um kung fu panda plus that's like justice league but anime that makes sense That's that's like what do you kung fu panda? Shark tail versus whoever's on this side of the border you feel me? Yeah Yo dead ass to this day Shark tail is the biggest lesson I've learned from a movie what never trust a stranger. Ah, bro Look the whole premise of shark tail

He was a young buck trying to be what? Rich, famous. And what did he fall into? He fell into lies of becoming the top, pretending to be who he wanted to be and then getting there, right? And it wasn't fulfilling for him. And at the end of the day, he went back to his girl, his homie.

And she was the one that really loved him even without the fame, even without anything else. She loved him for who he is. And that's where the true happiness is. It's not with the fancy shit. It's not with the like the bright lights and the fame. It's really just who really cares about you, period.

And remember the gold digger, Lola? That fish was bad, but you know what I mean? Like, she wasn't good for him. Now, plot twist, though. In the ultimate dimension, like a separate ending, the girl who was also that stayed loyal, just fuck the shark at the end of the scene. Fuck Bruce, bro. What's his name? Bruce, Bruce. It's not Bruce. Because at the end of the day, you're too... Lenny, it's Lenny. Oh, Lenny, maybe.

maybe but at the end of the day that's what if they had a separate ending that would teach that your five-year relationship is just another man's one-night stand all

Oh my God. They wouldn't make that in the kids show. Relax, bro. Kids don't listen, man. Oh, I got a crazy plot twist story too. So there was a Instagram beauty blogger murder case, but the plot twist is wild. So listen, so this girl named, I think, so this happened in 2022 with a girl named Sarah Bean, right? So one day she's a beauty blogger. She does just regular videos doing her makeup and stuff. And then one day she told her parents that,

That she was gonna go link up with her ex-boyfriend, right? So the day she says that, she doesn't come home, right? So her mom, her dad call the police. Yo, my Serabine is missing. Can you go look for her, right?

They find her car randomly in an abandoned part of the forest, right? So, Sarah Bean, and you know what they find in the car? What? Supposedly, they find a dead body. Her body? That was stabbed up a bunch of, like, her face was stabbed up, like, 50 times. Oh, shit. To the point where they couldn't recognize who it was. Damn. So, obviously, the police and her parents are like,

That's Sarah Bean's car. She got murdered, right? Now, this is where it twists because they find the autopsy. That's not Sarah Bean. Oh, so she murdered somebody else. That's not Sarah Bean. What they find, they find Sarah Bean and her friend on the loose. They take her in for questioning. Remember I said she does beauty? She's a beauty blogger? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She, her whole plan was to get other beauty bloggers to come to the forest to try out free products. Oh, shit. Everyone else declined except that one girl. And who was that girl in the back of the car? That girl who accepted the invite. Why was she trying to murder these people? And this is why. So Sarah Bean had a lot of family problems, right? And she wanted to fake her own death. So this is crazy. She only reached out to beauty bloggers who look like her.

So when they actually found out and she rearranged her face, you couldn't tell if that was Sarah Bean. So she was trying to disappear. That's fucked, man. That was one of the craziest ones I found out. How long ago is this? 2022, yeah. 2022? Yeah, this is recent. Holy shit.

Why is this not on national television, bro? That's why we put it out. That's why we put it out. A lot of these cases don't get aired, fam. And I feel like that's a good platform to, you feel me, bring... First of all, why are you accepting free beauty products and going into forests? That's the first red flag. But obviously, I don't want to rationalize it. RIP to that person, you feel me? Let's learn from this and, you know... Yeah, there's just so much...

There's really crazy characters in the internet and you just have to realize they're real. Even though it just sounds fake, even though it sounds like this could only be in a movie, this could only be like this, this could only be like... Nah. Some of these cases, there are serious things that happened. And you can even just go back not even 10 years ago, not even 20 years ago. There's crazy things that happened.

So as the world progresses, I'm pretty sure it's only going to get weirder, y'all. Yeah, I know. Because at that point, it's like, oh, people are easily, everyone does it with an axe. Everyone does it with a knife. What's next? Like, come on. Like, people are going to get creative. You ever watch that movie, Memento? You ever watch that? Oh, I've heard of it. I've heard about Memento. Yeah, Memento. So it's pretty much this guy and he has short-term memory loss.

So he would tattoo his body everywhere and then it would have like things to go call this number. It would say, don't trust this guy. Don't trust him. And pretty much in his mind, he wakes up and all he knows in his head that somebody has killed his wife and he's after the killer. And the tattoos on his body are all clues to find the killer and to remind him because he has short-term memory loss.

Now what's crazy, bro. So he has this number and he calls it and he's talking to this guy on the phone and he talks to him for hours and hours and hours. And eventually he's like, wait, why am I talking to this guy? Because every like day, I think every 12 hours he just resets. So he forgets everything that's happened the previous day, right? So the moments that he actually gets to this guy, he talks to him and he tries to remember, is he the killer or is he my ally?

Is he the killer or is he my ally? Right? Cause he forgets. He doesn't know. All he can go is buy tattoos and like notes he wrote for himself. Now, eventually he confronts the guy and he thinks in his head, okay, this must be the killer. Maybe this killer is pretending to be my friend now.

Now what's fucked? The guy confesses to him. Why are you trying to kill me? You know, we already went and killed like 12 other people that you thought was the killer. We've done this whole thing 12 times where we've chased after down. So we chased down after somebody that wasn't him that you thought was killed. We killed him.

And every single day we're after another person. And then eventually he killed his friend. So it wasn't actually the killer. It was his friend. Holy shit. Nah, there's got to be, that's got to be based on something too. Because I feel like people with short-term memory loss like that, what if they do become like,

Feral and they go like that like boom some guys on a bus bop But at the end of the day once you wake up again. Oh, what why you arresting me? What did I do? Yeah, cuz how would you know? How would you know for sure plus if you forget everything right? Yeah, and you're put on a lie detector test and some guy says oh Did you kill that person you're obviously gonna say no and it's gonna come out genuine because you don't know So short-term memory loss people best murderers question mark. Yo, I

Nah, fam. It's just scary just to imagine, like, knock on wood, but one of the scariest things is seeing somebody that loses their memory, like, with dementia and stuff. And it's sad, bro. Because, like, some of my relatives that have it, it's almost devastating to think, like,

They're never gonna be able to live that life again where they did remember stuff. Oh, no. I think because there was this story where I heard there was this old man, but whenever he, his, I think his son sang him a song. Yeah. Hmm.

Some shit like that. He remembered. Like, he remembered everything. Oh, and then that triggered him to come back. Yeah, for that moment. And then, bro, he started, like, I think they got a choir. They got a whole choir singing for him. Bro, snap back to life. Oh, shit. Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Oh, no, it's fake? That's not a true story. That's kind of crazy, though. But, like, imagine. Imagine that. You just have to have AirPods in every single day, bro. AirPods in 24-7. Just that same song. Oh, fuck.

Yo, what if, what if there's a person that got brainwashed and then it's constantly like playing audio in their head. The moment they take out the audio, they lose the brainwash. Now, what if the same thing is true, but it's not music and you don't need headphones for it. What if it's a silent frequency that we don't hear and we're all just brainwashed right now? Okay.

You want to get technical? Like, what is, like, there's towers out in the world that project, like, a signal, like a radio signal, because radios are real. So you're saying that, but if we all had the same signal, then a lot of people wouldn't be, what do you call this, have, or whatever that is, that disease. Dementia? Yeah, dementia, because everyone would be on the same level. So what would trigger it? So you're saying they only specifically got hit? Like, if you got hit with that virus,

No, I'm saying everybody. Oh, everyone. I'm saying everybody at the same time. Oh, fuck. Like, what if, what if this doesn't even look, what if life doesn't actually look like this? And because of the radio signals, it brainwashes us to see life like this. Oh, that's, and then like a tower goes down. Like,

we open our eyes. And then like glitches like, what the fuck? Like the whole thing changes. Shit looks just like also, you know, the Spongebob one is like, oh fuck, what does Squidward say? What is it? He says like, chrome, everything's chrome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like imagine a tower goes down. Imagine no color. No color. Oh fuck.

Everything's black and white. Yo. Oh, black and white would be crazy. I would feel like, oh shit, I'm a dog. Do you think you can live black and white? No. Yo, I heard Josh, he downloaded an app on his phone that turns everything on his phone black and white.

Why though? To combat freaking attention span. So being addicted to your phone. Because if your phone is in black and white, you're not going to pay so much attention to it. I know some editor on TikTok who literally... Oh, this is a crazy editing play for all you guys who want to keep attention span. But it's like... It's something called...

It's something color where you don't see it, but your brain sees it. So he'll add these dots colors. So you'll be enticed to look at your screen, but you won't notice. Oh, it's like subliminal. That's crazy. But when it's, when you see the shadows on your face, you see red, blue and yellow. But when you're looking at it, when you're looking at it, it's just red.

regular colors. That's kind of crazy. That's insane. And that's, I don't think that's a good way to, like, that's not an ethical way to advertise. Because if you're always doing that, fam, and you're getting views on shit videos like that, but you're doing that, I wouldn't feel good about it. No, but what if that's already the game, bro? Loki, man. That's already the game. Maybe. No Triple H, bro.

oh by the way we're headed to wrestlemania if you guys gonna be out in l.a watching wrestlemania we're gonna be at that event we got invited thank you wwe for sending us over there inviting us over there um let's talk about wwe okay bet you have who's your favorite wrestler all time oh ray mysterio ray mysterio is my favorite just because i had his mask i had the belt i had to cost do you think he's the most iconic loki

no john cena is the most iconic but i feel like ray mysterio is one of the most iconic just because he had the mask dog because if you think about like nacho libre they had ray mysterio-esque masks because when nacho libre came out like oh he has the very mysterious mask it's not a mirror it's just like a luchador mask it's just a luchador but at the same time i was like

I don't know. He kind of put on for Mexicans, bro. Like, that was the one. And Filipinos just tagged along. Like, yo. Because he looks like us, bro. He looks like us. Yeah, and he's short too. How tall is this guy? Like 5'7"? I don't know, 5'7". But, yo, I thought... This is so stupid. But I think...

During the time I was a kid, right? And I thought Bautista was Ray Mysterio's dad. Like, what the fuck? Why? Because they were always together. I think they were tag team partners. Oh, yeah. They had, like, tag teams. In my mind, my kid mind, I was like, oh, that's his dad. Mm.

And I think he looks Samoan and they kind of look the same skin. You know Batista's Filipino, right? Yeah, Batista's Filipino. You know he has like Illuminati tats? Did you know that? No, I didn't. What? So his chest is like the Illuminati eye with the Philippine flag, bro. What the fuck? You know the Filipino sun? Yeah. I'll show you right now. Check this out. It's crazy. I don't know why he... Yeah. It's mixed with the Philippine flag. Look, Illuminati. Look, check this out. Check this out.

- Boom. It's the all seeing eye and the Filipino sun. Now what's crazy too,

there's these charms in the philippines i always bring this up but i always forget the name but my cousin had it and on one of them remember these are made in the philippines handmade one of them had like the all-seeing eye like illuminati eye yeah and another one had like jesus another one had like all these other things why the illuminati eye i don't know because these are coming from locals these are coming from like yeah you know i mean the the natives in the philippines

But why Illuminati? Do you think it has evil intent behind it? Or is it just like a symbol? I don't know. What if it's just an actual thing? Yeah, what if it's an actual symbol? We talk about how there's a lot of Freemasons that are Filipino. So probably it's just like a big cult to them. But I don't know if it's evil or not. Interesting, bro. Yeah.

There's a toy in the Philippines. You know that one is like um there's a street vendor and he's just sitting and there's a puppet Bouncing up and down what do you know that and it's supposedly the guy is supposed to be Doing it something secretly and he's supposed to be bouncing it with a string

Right? Oh. You know those ones? And it's also in Mexico too. I know a lot of you Mexicans. It's like a walking puppet by itself. Yeah, a walking puppet. Yeah. So there was a video where they deadass thought there was no line because the guy went away from it. Oh shit. And he's just walking by himself. The puppet kept bouncing and he was like doing a little dance. Yeah.

He's getting sturdy. And everyone was wondering, what is this toy? Like, is this a paranormal toy? And he was selling this. And he was like, oh, you want this one? Here, it comes with a string. Mine, no string. Yo. It's fucked. It's fucked. Yo. Nah, with the Philippines, bro, you don't know because that shit could just be haunted straight up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It could be.

It's just haunted straight up, fam. Like, what kind of magic is it? What's the magic trick? Nah, fam, it's just haunted. Like, when I went to the fam, when I went to the Philippines, there was this really, like, long hallway, right? And my house was here, and we had to go to that, our cousin's house, and we had to pass this walkway, bro. And my friend was carrying a BB gun. I'm like, yo, why are you carrying that for? Thank God he was carrying that for, because...

four rabid just random rabid dogs came up to us and I'm like oh nah this is crazy and like it's like Pokemon yeah like real shit like I just walked into grass you aggroed them it popped up real shit though cause it came out of like the side and then the battle went and then I wanted to the guy

Fam, he was backing him up with a stick. I was like, yo, don't shoot it, please. Do you think you could take a dog? I could low-key take a dog, bro. Yeah, with a BB gun. No, do you think you could fight like a rabid dog by yourself? Oh, nah, nah. I feel like I could take a dog. Nah. My dad was getting chased by, he told me a story where he was getting chased by a bunch of dogs and his leg got bit. Oh, shh. But you can't outrun a dog, fam. You can't outrun a dog, but I feel like you could take one, bro. No, no. I feel like I could take a dog, man. A dog?

Like front kick to the face? Nah just knees bro, cuz it's gonna jump at you like this Straight up knee bro When you fight the Muay Thai guy? That no, I actually need- Alright

I need a dog before but a dog that was attacking me That's all I'm gonna say. Yeah, I didn't just need a dog bad. I need a dog. I was attacking or her No fighting boy that guys be so annoying because they just stand there and take the hits It's like it's like they have a never-ending health bar. So you'll come in low-key That's the best way to fight. No, listen. No, they hear me out. I'm out. Oh

SpongeBob is the hardest person to kill in fiction. - What you mean? No, it isn't. There's probably another one. - Check this out. - Why? - Remember that episode of SpongeBob where he fought the bully? Every single hit the bully landed on him, what happened? SpongeBob is fucking invincible, bro. - Oh no. - No, dead ass, listen. Now what happened? He was fighting him for years, for hours, right? And he got tired and eventually the guy collapsed.

So what if the best defense in the world, the best way to fight is the best defense that just makes your opponent tired? Floyd Mayweather is the greatest boxer in the world. What is he known as? The best defense. Defense. Yeah. The best defense is to not get hit.

And you're saying, but we're not spud-bombed. No, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, for example, you know, with the defense in general, defense in general, because he's fighting, but he's just getting tired. Yeah, okay, I was going to say that, because, yeah, the best defense is to not get hit. Not even just get hit, but, like, defense in general, though. To take hits? Yeah. Yeah, of course. Because, bro...

If I was fighting somebody and then every single punch, my hardest punch doesn't do shit to them. Eventually, I'm just going to give up. Okay, I'm going to predict it right now. Gervonta Davis knocks out Ryan Garcia. Let's go. I really want to say that too. Where are they fighting? Madison. No, no, not Madison. I don't know. Maybe Las Vegas, probably. Most likely. Because remember we were talking about the numerology shit? Now check this out.

I forgot what fight it was, but it was going by numerology that somebody else would win. But the thing was, they fought in Australia. And since they fought in Australia, what happens to the day? They're a day behind. Or like 12 hours behind, whatever it is. But yo, they're technically behind. Oh, fuck.

That's crazy. No, I have to, I didn't research it, but the Japanese just won the world championship for baseball. Because the KFC guy? Yeah, I was just going to say, they probably restored the KFC guy and it was probably Japan's year to win because of numerology. Probably. Yeah. You never know, man. I heard something that's like, numerology is literally just the cheat codes of life. Yeah. And fucking astrology is like the lessons. Mm-hmm.

It's like the lessons and the numerologies are like the cheat codes. Yeah, and the feet thing is just extra. It's just like extra fam. But you know what's funny too? Just before we end it, there was a celebration going around in Japan. So whenever they hit a home run or it was developed by a Japanese player, they go like this. It's called the salt and pepper celebration. And there was kids on the... Salt and pepper. So there was kids on the news where they panned to the kids and all the kids are going...

They don't know though. You know what though? Theory, that's the agenda. That's pushing the agenda. The Aiden Ross, the speed agenda of being fruity. Just have crazy. No, but it takes the way. It takes the power away. Because if we start doing something and then we put like a new meaning onto it and then that becomes more popular, then the other meaning doesn't matter anymore. Right? Like when you say goat, you don't even think of the animal anymore. Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah.

What do you think about? I think about like a great, like a person. Oh, like a goat? Yeah. When you say it in your head, what's the first thing that pops up? I thought about Polo G. See, exactly, like a person. Yeah, just because, what do you call this? He has the goat album or the goat necklace. Yeah, but I don't even think about the animal. That's the pit bull effect. You don't even think about the dog. If I say pit bull right now, you thought of the rapper fam. Yeah, low key. If you think about Carlos, you probably think about his braces or some shit like that. Or no, his hair, for sure. Yo, theory right now, I get my braces off

I'll be a different person. Oh, yeah. No, I think your shape would look crazy. Like, I would look new. But at the same time... You mean a handsome scooter? Imagine, imagine, imagine. No, you know that one episode where SpongeBob turned round? I think we ended there, bro.

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