EP.124 - JOSH'S HIDDEN FAMILY TREASURE, BIRTHDAY RITUAL THEORY & NEIGHBORHOOD GHOST STORIES
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LinkedIn, the place to be, to be. Is that racist though? Because I remember we were at the event and then there was like a selfie booth, right? And then there was like three black men behind us. And then I remember I took like, I think two drinks already. I'm two drinks in, so I'm saying whatever the fuck's on my mind. So they come up, they come up behind me and I'm looking at the screen and I'm like, yo, Carlos, there's a bunch of unlockable characters.

It's like still unlocked. Unlockable? Yo, do you know how many pictures I have like that, fam? I have so many unlockable pictures in my... Oh, my God. And you pull one out of Josh's. I'm just dark, though. I have pictures like that on my iPod, bro. Of you? No, there's... Of you, bro. There's some pictures I have on my iPod Touch. Because back in like grade 7, we used to take pictures. Yo, when the camera quality was trash. The camera quality was shit. I was not seen, fam. The camera quality was shit, bro. Facts. Shout out that class, though. That class...

That made me want to do YouTube, eh? - Which one? Oh, Pazani's? - No, grade seven. I had class with Josh and then we did this. Did I show you before? - No. - I think you've seen clips of it. It was like me and Josh on like a talk show. - Oh yeah, the podcast. The one, yeah, the, "Hey guys, guys." - So what it was, it was supposed to be like a news broadcast. It was like a news broadcast. We did like skits and shit. But that's the first time like, oh fuck, this is cool making content. And then we were supposed to start a YouTube channel

In grade 7, we just never did it. That did not work out. Grade 7 is kind of crazy, though. I know. I think it's one of those, it's like, you see the YouTubers do it, and then you try it for a bit, and be like, oh, fuck, I'm not an adult. I don't have time to do this shit. I'm trying to be a kid. I remember back in the day, you used to do the fake Call of Duty, like,

Like a video effects? Yeah, we had some video effects, bro. Oh, so corny, bro. We had some video effects, though. Now I'm not going to look for his time. But for his time, it was sick, though. Tell me why, though. I feel like iPod Touch apps, they went crazier than now. Bro, the Jetpack Joyride, Subway Surfer. Subway Surfer. What else? What else was there?

Even the things you can do. Fruit Ninja? Fruit Ninja, bro. Fruit Ninja was crazy. I think there's just so much other shit. Like, we don't even... Like, nothing's cool to us anymore. But the ones in the past, it's almost as if, like, the first time we've seen them, like, holy fuck, this is, like, revolutionary. I know. Because, like, back then, they had, like, the simplest games, bro. Or, like, the simplest apps. Flappy Bird, fam. One of the sickest ones, you know, the slide? Yeah.

It was like the water slide. There's a water slide and then you're like controlling it like this, like a gyroscope and your boy's going like this.

I know I used to play on my dad's phone all the time. You never played that? Never heard of that one. And then I don't know why we played this shit, but the paper toss. Why the fuck were we playing that on iPod? Yeah. Why the fuck were we playing that on iPod, bro? What do you mean? We need to do that in real life, man. We're so set on throwing paper virtually. We can do that shit in real life, bro. Nah, yo, I remember, yo, remember the,

Remember the gun one? Where you can load in different guns and it just makes a sound. - Oh yeah. - I know for sure Carlos had that app. - Oh yeah, I had that app, bro. I even had the lighter one. - Yeah, that's good. - The lighter one? - I had the lighter one, I had the milk one, you go, "Paw, paw, paw, paw." You didn't have the milk one? It didn't have to be milk, it could've been beer too, but like,

I don't know about that one, but I think the dumbest one was the cookie clicker because you would just spend all your, I know bands and grades, but I was just spamming that game all day. Cookie clicker. Yeah. You don't believe that? I remember that one. You just spam it and then you get points. That's all. That was all the game. It's kind of like Farmville so you can get more like auto click things. Yeah, yeah. So you can get shit that runs it for you. That clicks it faster for you. Yeah. That's it? That's it?

No, that's looking back though. I'm like, this is pretty much like running a business. Why don't you just run a business, yo? Exactly, bro. But I feel like we're on our phones now strictly just social media or just to call someone. You know, we're not on our phone to sit down and actually like play games. Well, not at this age. There's definitely some kids out there that are still playing games. That's still doing it right now? Yeah. My cousin's playing like Roblox and shit. On their phone? Yeah, bro. I feel like that's dead.

Nah, my cousin, my little cousins, they're playing on... What do you mean that's dead? Have you not seen iPad Kids? That's different, though. That's different. It's like watching stuff. They're still playing games, too, bro. Really? They're still playing games, too. I'm not that age. That's why I'm slow as hell, though. Yeah, for real. Nah, yo, I seen my... You know the iPad Kids when you're at your family gathering and they give you the iPad and it's just mad, like musty. The screen is like... There's like crumbs and shit.

I hate that shit, bro. You know when you touch the screen and then you go against the nail? And you hear the crunch? Yo, that's why I used to never give them my phone. Come back dusty. I remember back in the day, Denzel's phone, bro, dust.

Denzel's MacBook is even crazy, bro. Denzel's MacBook? Like, if you lick that shit, you'll probably gain calories, fam. I feel like there was always that one kid in high school who just was, like, mad sloppy. He had mad boogers everywhere. You know what I'm talking about. All right, hear me out. If we're in an apocalypse, right? And there's nothing else to eat, and you had Denzel's laptop, would you lick it for calories? Hell no.

I'm dying bro I'm dying I think I'm dying still that ain't gonna fill me you got at least a day of dodge gross

- A day is crazy. - You get something bro. - Yo, did you hear that? Oh, it was you that told me like you eat a slug. - No, I didn't eat a slug. That was Josh. - No, somebody ate a slug. - Oh yeah. - Did you tell me that? - No, you told me that. You told me that. - Ate a slug, that definitely wasn't me bro. - And then it like grew in their body? - Yeah. - That was you. That was you who said that. - Wait, what? I swear you said that Mandela fact. - No, no, no. You said that.

Wait, what the fuck? Yeah, you're like, oh someone ate a slug and it grew on their body or something. How'd that even happen? Yeah. Was it like a parasite or something? No, no, no. So check this out. So there was a person. Yeah. They ate a slug and when it went in their body, pretty much it paralyzed them. Like just from eating a slug, bro. Yeah. So I think at first they started throwing up. They started getting sick.

And then second, like, I think they started losing their eyesight just from eating a slug, bro. It was off of dares. Like, yo, bro, eat that slug. From eating one slug? You know the banana slug I threw at you one time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you ate it, though. Nah, nah, nah, nah. I would never do that. I used to eat some crazy stuff, but I wouldn't do that, bro. Nah, nah. I wouldn't do that. Nah, eat it, fam. But there was this guy, he ate a banana slug. Like raw? Yeah, he started losing everything and eventually, like, he was paralyzed. It just killed him. The fuck? Yeah, it was fucked. Who?

Who's eating a slug though? I know. Off a dare. Off a dare. That's crazy. Off a dare, bro. Some people are so stupid. Have you ever did like a dare that was crazy? Here we go. Josh probably has a story, bro. Here we go. Josh did some dares, bro. Listen, back in the day when I needed the bread, I'd do some crazy stuff, bro. I'd do some crazy stuff. That's understandable though for bread. I'd do some crazy stuff. Do you get a thrill out of it though at least? Of course, bro. But yo, the thing is like, yo, everybody gets a thrill out of it. Mm.

That's true. Back in the day. Facts. You didn't have no money to go anywhere. It's just like, oh, you eat a leaf, fam. That's so true. Yeah. Because you need that homie that's like down to do whatever, bro. Exactly. Because it, you know, back in the day, we were bored as fuck. Yo, people, they would go to the mall for fun. This is what we would do for fun. Yeah. Yeah.

This is what we would do. - Yeah, in our neighborhood, bro, all we would do, we would just do activities outside, man. 'Cause there's nothing to do in our area, right? We'd go to the park, we'd play airsoft, we'd look for garbage and shit. I don't even know, we'd just do random shit, bro. At one point, we even wanted to go hunting, like bunnies. - No, but I feel like if you have childlike friends that are not super serious all the time, but always down to do cool shit that you used to do, that's the friends that are the best. 'Cause it's like nowadays, when you're trying to link up with friends,

"Oh, what are you doing?" "Oh, I'm working, I'm working." "Oh, you link up at night, let's ride bikes fam." That never happens no more. Imagine you have friends- - I'm tired or something. - Exactly. - I was really trying to push these guys to come out one time with me to go ride bikes at night. And finally they did it, yeah. - Bro, listen, I'm always down fam. I'm the one person that's always down. - He is the one person that's always down. That's why I have Josh with me all the time. - Josh is always happy no matter what. - When it comes to side missions, I'm doing all of them bro. I'm doing all the side missions.

I remember Josh. Josh texted me one time. I'm like, yo. I texted him like, yo, you trying to go out? Damn, I'm doing a crazy side mission right now. What are you doing? What are you doing? This guy's doing side missions, man. What are these so-called side missions? I don't even remember what that was. It's just errands, bro. I don't remember what it was. It's just errands, fam. I think there's something about doing side missions, though.

Hear me out. - Low key? - Side missions are low key. - More fun? - More, yeah, they're more fun than some motives. - Word. Okay, give me an example then. - So you ever watch a movie that you think is gonna be shit and then it turns out really sick?

It's the same move, same vibe as a motive. So if you think a motive is going to be super shit and it ends up being sick, as a side mission would, it's lit. Low key. Think about it. Because it surprised you. It did. Anything that surprises you is more sick. Like, bro, it's like that one time when we got the couch. The couch from the school? Yeah. Yeah.

See, yo, that was one thing that you didn't think was going to be fun. You didn't think it was going to be fun, but it just turns out fun. One of the most fun is night. It just turns out fun. Okay, birthday, for example. You have a regular birthday party. Oh, it's sick. Make that a surprise birthday. It's different. You know what I mean? It is. Dino, bro. But you have to have some sick side characters too. Because remember when we went to the dinner, when they invited us to the dinner and then everything except for the dinner was fun. You know, like when? Remember the one where it's like the

Trying to link everybody like he was giving us puzzles And like even like when we were before we're like about to go into the uber back home Yeah, I swear he was riding his bike loud ass metal music and he like he hit the car or some shit Shit that happened on the side that makes it more memorable word

word yeah it's like the npcs that show up while you do these side missions like loki i think the side missions are better than the actual mission oh yeah it's better than the main mission bro that's a good take actually i'm telling you like let's say like we're going to the club like all the stuff before the club loki better bro that's actually kind of true like all the characters we see but you know why that is it's the little thing no but you know why that is because um we expect the main to

to be lit so we are already going in there with the expectation the side mission it doesn't matter if how shit it is oh if it pops up oh it's lit no matter what you feel me because we didn't expect that yeah yeah that's what i was saying like if it surprises you then it's lit it surprises you but also i feel like if you're not with the right people the side missions could be trash oh yeah true like they can just be garbage you ever watch that movie soul

- Oh, the one with the black guy. - I still haven't watched that. - You haven't watched that? - I haven't watched it. - So there's this movie, pretty much this guy, he dies. It's a Disney movie actually, animated Disney movie. He dies and he goes to like the afterlife, whatever it is.

And pretty much it was like a whole lesson to tell him, yo, it's the little things that matter. So he was living his life. He was doing all these adventure shit. But it's the little things that actually made him enjoy life. It wasn't those big events winning prizes or like getting pride for things. It's literally just like the little things, hanging out with your homies, hanging out with your family and shit. You know what I mean? And that's deep for a Disney movie. Yeah.

And it made me think of Puss in Boots. Wait, why? Check this out. Oh, I know where you're going with this. So there's a theory, right? That Pareto in Puss in Boots, he's actually the manifestation of life. Manifestation of life. Hear me out. The little dog. The dog, the dog. So check this out. As we know, there's already death.

In the film, right? The personification of death is in Puss in Boots. Thus meaning, there has to be the correspondent of life. If there's death, there has to be life. Now, remember Pareto said, he said, oh, my owners tried to get rid of me. They threw me in the sea inside a bag. And remember he said, but somehow I got out and now I'm wearing the sweater. But,

That goes to say like he almost died. So what if he did die? But he turned into a spirit and now he's this almost like an angel that guides the lost souls aka Puss in Boots aka all the other characters in the film a way to find out what their true path of life is. No, Loki because Pareto was like I didn't think he was going to be a significant character. I thought he was like a homeless dog. All right.

Like, you know that in real life, it's like a homeless guy who just loves life. That was what I thought. But he's low-key the personification of life itself. Yeah. That's the most important character. He's the most important character because he's the one that made everybody realize difference. That's actually so true, bro. I know. Because sometimes we don't realize, like, if there's a present of one thing...

That means something else is there too. Yeah. You know, like, for example, if there's one really, really evil force in the world, there's got to be a good force that's just as powerful. The opposite. It's like the yin and the yang. Like one has to exist for the other to exist. You know what I mean? Yeah, that makes sense. There's also, have you guys watched Coco? No, I haven't seen that. There's a theory where it's like, it's low-key, it talks about how Mexicans are,

cross the border illegally. No way. If you guys watch, it's like, I know it's about the afterlife. Yeah, it's about the afterlife. So once you die, the ghosts have to cross this bridge, right? And the whole thing, like there's whole security guards on guarding the bridge and shit like that. And the whole theme is based around skulls and Mexican hats and shit like that.

Because it's Coco. Yeah. Right? And Coco goes in. He's the illegal guy who crosses the border. And so he's like, he's not a ghost. So when he goes in, it's an actual human. He can't cross the border because he's an actual human. So they run after him. They kick him out. So it's like the Mexicans crossing, jumping the border. It's like Border of Ashore. Damn. That's Disney too, Elias? Disney fam.

I'm telling you. - I feel like Disney be doing that on purpose. - Yeah, that's on purpose. - They be doing it on purpose. - It ain't no way, bro. - It's gotta be on purpose. - They definitely be doing this on purpose. - 'Cause you have to bag, they're adults too. They're not stupid. - Exactly, they're not kids, bro. - They're not stupid. And for them to be in that position to animate for Disney, they're very creative.

And they're very, you know what I mean? They're there. You know, they're smart. They know how to do shit. Of course, they're leaving hints like that, bro. Exactly. Of course, they're doing shit like that. Yo. Oh, yeah, go ahead. No, no. It's like, what if, you know how Donald Trump, like, during the time wanted to install the border? Maybe that was their whole plan. Let's make a fucking movie so people can agree to make this border. We'll put it in Disney. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. Like propaganda. Exactly. Yo, you know like Captain America and shit were propaganda too? Yo, I just want to say that like they used to do that like all the time. Like during like World War II. Really? Like even like the Germans, like they would do that too. Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure...

Was it Bugs Bunny? Like Looney Tunes, right? I think it was like Daffy Duck or something. Yeah, Daffy Duck. It was either that or like the bald guy. What's his name again? Amber Floyd or something. Oh, the one who shoots the rabbits? Yeah, that guy. I think that guy's racist or something. Oh, for sure he is. They used hella, yeah, they used hella freaking, what do you call it, stereotypes. But it was a different time back then. Yeah, yeah. A different time back then. I don't know. I feel like we still have those characters like today.

But like more low key Cause like if you say like What's the Nigahiga Like you would get cancelled low key If you said it wrong Like if it was close If it was close Cause people don't know Who he is anymore Not a lot of people I remember some guy on the

the other podcast i actually said the word and he was like wait what i thought that's how you pronounce it but nowadays simple mistake like that boom get out of here nah it's whatever i in my opinion i mean it's not my place but yeah me like i don't care bro i don't even care like even with like like raw what's his name rich ryan like when his name was rich oh yeah rich yeah like bro i did not care about that bro yeah if anything it's a joke like that's a

- People take it too seriously. - Yeah, they definitely take it too far. - What are you trying to do here? Are you trying to like cause trouble? Are you trying to like, you know what I mean?

inflict harm then it's different oh man's just trying to rap yeah man's just trying to have fun and have jokes but the problem is is when other people they want to feel important and be like yo let's let's let's do something about it you know i mean they get excited man's get excited to feel important about stopping something which isn't necessarily bad but yeah like because like most people like they want to feel good that like they're doing something you know i'm saying yeah they want to

But sometimes we don't realize like that's just causing more conflict when it could just, it's just all jokes. And I don't know why I feel like that's happening so much nowadays, man. Like every man, every man wants to be like Superman. Yeah. Yeah. That's so true. Everywhere, bro. Everyone just, everyone wants to be like in the spotlight. Everybody wants to be heard. Everybody wants it, but I don't think it's bad. Do you think it's possible for everybody to be heard at the same time? Or does some people have to be quiet? It's impossible, bro. It's impossible. Yeah.

Think that's what Twitter is. That's why I said like a warfare there. It is I mean, it's a freaking the trenches Did you see they try to cancel the baby and then he had a show in Japan? Whoo, you know the DMX concert where everyone's like where I was big into the crowd a whole that was the same the baby in Japan fam Yeah, if you looked out yes pull like that. Yes, that's how you know, it's like even though you're canceled in America You go to Asia. They don't care. It's all about the vibe over there. I

Yeah. You know what? Because a lot of the time we say, oh, Asians aren't that big in media. They're fucking big in Asia, though. You know what I mean? Yo, yo, think about, yo, yo, how much people do, like, Philippines, China have, Japan have? Yeah. They have bigger people, bro. Yeah, like. That's bigger than here. Like, deadass K-pop is bigger than hip-hop. K-pop is huge, bro. K-pop is big.

We just don't bag it because we're tapped into the Western. We're tapped into the Western media, right? Oh, what's crazy, you know that movie Everything Everywhere All at Once? Oh, yeah, I've watched that. Check this shit out. So there's a theory that Everything Everywhere All at Once is actually a lesson for Asian kids to respect and be grateful for their parents. Yeah, that makes sense. Check this out. And I just pulled it up. Oh, my God. Stop with the sudden movements. That was the

Check this out. So in the movie, right? The main character, the mom, she goes into so many different realities and sees every single version of herself in different jobs, different universes, different variants of herself, right? Now, this is actually to show us how much she sacrificed for her daughter, right?

So what the true underlying message is, she could have been a big movie star. She could have been very successful in so many different things. She could have so many different lives, but she chose to sacrifice everything for her daughter by being a business owner and giving money to her, putting her to school. Mm.

and that flew over my head the first time i watched it because i thought it was just all for you know i mean what the what the main plot was yeah nah that shit was made for yo be grateful for your parents oh that's that's deep though i know bro because like yo the fact that she sacrificed like her whole dream for you like that's pretty wild like imagine if you did that fam because we don't we don't take it in like our parents had to be you know i mean they had to be

What's the opposite of selfless? Yeah, selfless. They had to be selfless so we could be selfish. They gave up on their dreams. And it's like the worst feeling. I think top worst feelings in the world is like, you know when you have those outspurts and you get mad at your mom by mistake? Yeah. Like you yell, like, I'll do it later. Like shit like that, right? And then like later when you're sleeping at night and you're like, fuck, I really just yelled at my mom. I know. That's the worst. That's the worst. Yeah, bro. Have you got whooped like bad by your mom? Like, or your parents? Yeah.

I got a crazy one, bro. I got a crazy one. I got a crazy one. Tell it, bro. Yo, that's because, like, yo, like, when I was a kid, I'm not gonna lie, I did not listen, bro. Yeah. I did not listen. Hard head, hard head. And plus, like, I don't know, because, like, all my other siblings, like, they were all good. So, like, my mom, like, expected me to, like, be like them, too. But, you know, I was just different. That's all.

Oh my God. I used to do this, the dumbest shit sometimes, man. No, the craziest one. I remember I was eating and I was watching SpongeBob and then like, I was so mad already. And I remember this whooping so bad because my dad was trying to tell you something, tell me something. Yeah. And then under my breath, I was like, fuck you. And then that was the craziest one ever. I remember, I think my friend was over too. Cause I did that with my friend. And then like after that, Oh man, fuck.

- Oh my God. - That's a crazy one. - Yeah, it was a crazy one. It was like either fuck you or shut up. Yeah, but those two are crazy ones. - I wouldn't be alive fam. - Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo

And we weren't supposed to be like playing water guns for some reason. But anyways, we were. And I was. And I was shooting my cousin with the water gun. And his shirt got all soaked. His dad came into the room pissed. Why? I think they were trying to, they're like going to go out or something. So he walks in. And this was indoors too. Why are you putting a water gun indoors, bro?

- A water gun indoors is crazy. - No, but anyways, he walks in and he sees my cousin like soaked in his shirt. And he fucking, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, he gets pissed off at my cousin. - I know he didn't take the blame. - No, no, no. And then he looks at me, I'm like, oh shit.

But he can't do anything because I'm not his kid. - Because you're not his child. - But I knew he was pissed. So that moment bro, like I was scared of him fam. Like he didn't have to, lowkey that alone scared me. Like I was frightened enough. I was frightened enough. I didn't even have to be touched. I didn't even have to, nothing had to be said. Just me seeing Malone like traumatized me. - Oh yeah, for sure. - Nah, you're the worst ones that when you do something bad,

And like your parents are coming home and you're waiting for them at home. Those are the worst bro. - You're just on the couch like, "Oh fuck." - I've seen this, it's like a life hack. So this is a life hack to make your kid listen to you. So what they do instead of actually beating their kid, they'll take a stuffed animal. So imagine you have like a stuffed animal here, right? Pretend to feed it, boom.

And then the stuffed animal goes, no, no, no. And then you beat the stuffed animal. You beat the stuffed animal like, eat. Right? And then you try with the kid. And you give it, no? And you give it something. Bop, bop, bop.

And then they'll take it. You know what I mean? Because they see, oh shit, that's a consequence, but you don't have to inflict on them. Yeah. They're getting smarter with beating, you know? Exactly. But that's why nowadays kids are so, what do you call this? Kids now, in this generation, like the earlier ones, they do whatever on social media because they don't get punished no more. But us, we had rules and shit. Like, oh, we can't do that, fam. Yeah, man. There's some stuff that these kids do. I'm like, yo, I could never do that, bro. Like, it's like, it's like,

12 year olds moving like their 20s already. Yeah. And like if I got caught doing that, I would definitely get like a beating. Like you couldn't do that. Yeah. I remember one of the crazy, I remember me and my brothers. I don't know why we did this.

But I remember, yo, we turned our house into a water park. Oh my god, Phil. We turned our house into a water park. That's crazy. So me and my brothers, we went, we moved all the furniture out the way. We took water, we dumped it all on the floor. Yo. We had a crazy slip and slide, fam. Yo. But the thing is, yo, we did it upstairs. And at the end of the slipping side was the stairs to go downstairs. Oh, that's hard. So if you went too far, you're going straight down. Holy fuck. I mean.

I remember we did that and after my brother like he's the only one that had a phone like my oldest brother Yeah, he gets a phone call. My mom's like I'm coming home in 10 minutes So yo, we have to clean that in like 10. Yo, I don't know how we did it. So she never found out She never found out bro. Oh, she never found out That's a crazy shit inside though bro. That was fun bro. No because as a kid you're not thinking bro. That's true You're older brother Both of them bro

You guys agreed on this idea Like yeah Let's just do it fam But thing Yo we knew it was a bad idea At the start But we still did it But at the end of the day It's like It's gonna give us a thrill Yeah See I think it's good To do bad stuff when you're a kid Yeah Cause like you learn from it Like you shouldn't I'm not saying you guys should

Specifically go out And cause trouble You're just gonna be Like a nuisance in the world But at least go Do some daring things In your life Just so like You can say Oh I've done that Yeah that's true Number one thing I hate Is like when Your parents predict That you're gonna break something So they're like Alright keep going Keep going And then you break something And they're like What did I tell you Shit like that I hate that

Actually never sees that but I never had that no you're playing with a hoop inside and you like doing too much Oh, it's are like you're never like oh, come on, bro. You're gonna break something watch out I'm warning you and then that you keep going and actually happens like what I tell you they say happen all the time but like your parents be the oldest to stop jumping on the couch stop jumping the couch is gonna break you don't Manifest

I never experienced that specifically, but I have experienced like every time I'm looking for something in the fridge, my mom's like, go look in the fridge. It's there. Look inside. That shit's not there. But the second my mom comes in the room, opens the fridge, she finds in 0.2 seconds, appears out of nowhere, bro. And the one I hate the most is giving PCSD is when my dad is asking for tools.

Oh, that's a worth of tools. When you don't find the right one, you just feel stupid, bro. Exactly. You feel like such a letdown. Exactly. So I have to go. First of all, I don't know why he doesn't go himself because he knows exactly what he needs. He sends me to go get it. So I'm looking through all of the tools, bro. You know how much fucking screwdrivers we have? We have bare screwdrivers. So I'm looking through all of them. Okay, now I know which one. Now what size? Oh, yeah.

The size is fucked me up, bro. So I have to fucking... And then if I pick the wrong one, I go back downstairs and it's a walk. It's a walk of shame. So I walk downstairs, wrong size. Walk back up. You take the next one, wrong size again. Oh my God, bro. It's actually terrible. So what I've learned every single time I get tools now...

I bring the whole box. That's all I need to do too. I bring the whole box. I did the exact same thing. I give him options, bro. And at one point, I remember I hid it in my pants. So I gave him one size. Like, no, wrong size. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Wrong size. I got one more for you. Yeah.

I was like that kid, you know, in recess, that show Recess. Oh, yeah, who had all the tools. They had all the gadgets. Yeah. Oh, another thing in everything all at once, a little blooper or like a little Easter egg that mans didn't know about. So, you know when Stephanie Sue, is it Sue? I think so, yeah. Yeah, Stephanie Sue, when she puts her arm out and all the things are changing. So, it's like a fork, a wrench, a thing. Like, remember, it's all changing because she's going through different dimensions. One of them was actually a Grammy. So, if you stopped...

- It was actually a Grammy. - Oh, and she manifested that. - No, the only one that was blacklisted, I mean, that wasn't picked for a Grammy in that movie was her. - Oh, a Grammy? - Yeah. - She makes music? - No, Oscar. - Oh no, Oscar. - My bad, my bad. It was an Oscar, Oscar. I keep mixing those up, my bad.

- Stephanie Sue. - Yo, we have to have a jumper's jump freestyle one time fam. - Oh yeah. - A cypher? - Yeah. - Oh, you have a cypher? - I used to cypher with all my cousins like back in the day. - You? - Yeah. - That's crazy. - I used to cypher. No, back when,

- What's the one? - Meta's face was like Colin Briggs face. What's that? What's that? What's that be called? It was like a challenge. The Vine challenge. - The hmmm. - Yeah. We used to hit that shit. No, this would get spunked. So me and my cousin used to do it, but we would diss the rest of the family. - Oh my God. - Nah, that's crazy. A family diss track is wild.

But just as jokes. Just as jokes though, right? Like we make like inside jokes and shit. At one point though, oh man. One time we were saying some shit and somebody walked into the room and heard us though. And we didn't notice because we're too into it. Because you know when you're too into something with your homies? Yo, I feel like we forget other people around. Yeah, low key.

Like we forget how loud you are too. - Yeah, I remember one time, I remember me and Nizel were making a track in the library. But first of all, that's the worst place to make a track. - Oh yeah. - But I remember, yo, we're making this track and the bars was completely garbage. - Yeah. - These two girls pulled up to us mid track while we're making it and it was hella cringe.

What do you say like what do you say when they pull up like what are you guys doing can I hear it? Yeah, what if they hit you? Can I hear it after the ass was that I told my yo the songs not done yet It was like two days

at least you tried fam honestly honestly whatever age you are try everything fam yeah that's true because because even if it's shit the next one's better hopefully no it should like you should always improve no matter what yeah the next one should be better but when do you tell a man to stop that's a good question that's a good question like imagine he's five years same thing that's a great question yeah because i always ask myself that too like what when is it

No, if a man hasn't improved over five years, come on. You got to tell him. Do you throw in the towel? You got to throw in the towel. After five years, you haven't got better?

- But what if on that sixth year he finally breaks too? - Yeah, you don't know. You don't know, bro. 'Cause all of a sudden he can have like, 'cause somebody can change tomorrow. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's true. They can change like at a second like that. - Yeah, somebody can change tomorrow and we can't really tell them like how their journey is gonna play out, right? So honestly, like I feel like it's not your, it's not your place to say.

I don't know, bro. For some people. Okay. If it's your best friend, if it's your best friend. If it's my best friend? Yeah. Like, I feel like I'll have to like slowly tell him. Like, I wouldn't tell him like directly, but I'll be like, yo, like the sun's fire, but like you might have to work on this a little bit more. I feel like every time I'll add like something else.

would you ever snap on and be like yo this is just garbage like pick something else i can't do that i think you have to be like real fair you say this have you ever done that to somebody i've done that to somebody you've done that someone i have but yo like if you do that like that's real fam yeah that's some real stuff yeah like i would want someone to do that to me exactly like you gotta be real with me but some people aren't real though some people like themselves some people aren't real to themselves that too so if some people aren't real to themselves can you be real to them

damn that's deep oh fuck loki even if you tell them the truth i don't think they'll take it like that now check me out what if what if that's how it works right what if somebody if they're fake to themselves then people to people are going to be fake to them as well that's like what you conjure up yeah that's true so me being real people will be real to me yeah but me being fake people be fake to me because you're fake and honestly that's how it would work anyway let's say

I create a space that's fake, right? Yeah. People inside of it, their reactions may be true to what I made, but it's still a fake reaction because the whole thing was fake anyway. Oh yeah. Yeah. I see what you're saying. So the whole thing itself is fake because it's not, but like if it was fake anyways, then like it's always going to be fake. So the reaction, no matter what they say is going to be fake. It may be a true reaction, but the whole thing is fake itself. Oh,

I guess, yeah. Right. Like, some people, you just got to tell them, man. You just got to tell them. Because it's like, it gets to a point where, like...

I don't want to say this or like they're going into this dream, but they're using like so much resources to do it and they're not getting better. And like, it's going to be like a whole downward spiral. So it's kind of like you have to save them. There's some people you have to save at some point, bro. I hear me out. This is what I would do personally. I would at least give them some tips and pointers on what to do next. This is the best way to do it. Like, yo, I'm not going to lie. That's how I was kind of asked, but you get a basketball.

Yo, you're singing basketball though. No, that's low-key smart though because it's like if they're not going to listen to music advice, shit. Yo, play ball. Yo, that song was ass but you're sick at tennis. I'm not gonna lie.

Yo, that sounds proper the way you say it, fam. It's almost like a sandwich. But you're sick of tennis, okay? I remember when I used to do... I used to have to make report cards when I was a swim instructor. And we had to do report cards on whether or not they failed the test. So when we were making the report cards, there was criteria and almost a format we had to write the test in. We put...

oh you did great this lesson or this test blah blah yeah then you put then you put what's wrong but you need to do this you need to fix up on your arms here there your legs need to be a bit higher and then at the end but keep striving you're gonna get there the next class you're gonna get better the next time so it's that it's that sandwich it's like you're really good at this on you gotta work on this shit yeah but next class you're gonna get it you know i mean um

I don't know. I think I'm too nice to do that. Because remember also you said in acting class that you're taking. Yeah. Actors, like the realest actors are the ones who can be truthful with themselves. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So it's like, fuck, if I'm not like, sometimes like I catch myself not being truthful to myself. How can I be an actor? Like, that's crazy. Yeah. So when I started taking acting lessons, Josh. Yeah. It's so much of, it's not acting. It's literally just feeling. Yeah.

So you're literally just feeling, you're not trying to play a character. You're actually just that character at that moment. Okay. So like you're, okay. I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. So let's say you, you're, uh, you're not trying to act like him. Like you're trying to like be like him. Yeah. Be him. Yeah. Let's say you get casted as a space cowboy. You don't know what the fuck a space cowboy would think. But if I put that space cowboy in a place where he can feel depression,

Maybe you can know what depression could feel like. Okay. I mean, so you're not tackling on what a space cowboy would feel like. You're tackling on what Josh would feel like in that moment. Facts. I see Josh in every happy role, bro. Yeah. Like imagine Josh in a sad role. I couldn't see that. You know what's crazy? I feel like if I were to do movies, I would want to be the villain.

Really? I would want to be the villain for sure, bro. You're too happy to be a villain, bro. I want to be the most villain, bro. I want to be a menace. That's what I want to be. The closest thing would be Deadpool because he's like a villain, but he's still like funny in a way. He's still jokes. Yeah. There's been some funny villains out there. Yo, I want to be like Thanos or something. I want to be. No. Josh is Thanos, bro. That's what I want to be.

Don't know I feel like you're too kind low-key. I don't know bro Black bro, you're any off-color character is black bro if you're purple dark green you are black I'm telling you dark blue you must be black bro Have a pass they have a pass I'm telling you I'm for sure

- Oh my God, bro. - Thanos has a past, fam. Piccolo has a past. - Piccolo, I'm telling you, Piccolo. - My God. - Fam, I swear he has a white do-rag on. - Yo, is there any characters, fictional characters, you think are Asian? - Asian. - Low key, maybe this is just because they made it. - Jake Long. - Pokemon, bro. - Ash? - Pokemon is-- - No, but like-- - Are you talking about Ash or actual Pokemon? - No, I'm saying Pokemon itself. Now, hear me out.

I feel like Pikachu, he can speak Cantonese. You get me, though? Like, look at a Pokemon. I feel like they can speak some Asian language. You know what I mean? Blastoise? Charizard? Blastoise definitely has a Japanese accent. No, no. I can see that. Blastoise? What's Charizard? What is he? I can see him speaking like Mandarin or something. No. Charizard might be Filipino still. Charizard? Filipino fam. Charizard.

- You know who's a thing? Who's that rock character? - Mr. Mike? - No, but Chop is black bro. - Nah, he's black. He's black. Yo, yo, now the one that's black. Yo, you remember Jinx? - Jinx! - Oh, Jinx! - Yo, they had to take her out of the show, eh? - Yeah, 'cause it was too like, thick. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, it was stereotypical. - Yo, what happened with the Dragon Ball Z character, Mr. Popo? - Yeah. - Oh yeah, they had to change it. - Yo, he was black and they turned him blue.

Oh, yeah. Like Jinx, she was black too, but they turned her purple. No, black was better. Do you guys know the Nurse Joy theory? What's that? How she's actually a shiny Pokemon. She's not actually human. No, I heard about that one. You have? Wait, wait, shiny Pokemon? Pokemon is like, has different like, what do you call this? They're the same, but there's also shiny versions. If you look in Pokemon, there's different versions of Nurse Joy, right?

Like each region. Yeah, there's a black nurse joy. There's a thing. There's a white nurse joy There's a beige one and they're all the same. So what is the shiny version of their joy? Some people are saying the black version is the same with officer Jenny's then Jenny's all the same to Loki officer Jenny's kind of bad found I Can see why Brock was hitting all of them

I can see why Brock was hitting. Josh could play Brock in a real level. Oh, yeah. He's damn near the same in live action. I would love to be Brock, bro. Josh got the eye swerve. I was just kidding.

You know, for the longest time, Gavin didn't know you're part Chinese. Yeah. You didn't know that, man? On a podcast. Oh, no. I didn't know. Like, after the podcast, he's like, yo, you know Josh's thing, right? I was like, what? Yeah, you're on part Chinese, bro. What the heck? Yo, every time I tell the people, they always think I'm lying. Yeah, that's insane. They always think I'm lying, bro. That's insane. Because I was like, wait, so part Chinese, you're Chinese? Yeah, yeah. On my dad's side. On your dad's side. On my dad's side, yeah. What the fuck?

No, but then you know it's crazy cuz I didn't know that but once he showed me a picture again like I could it's like one of those things where I couldn't unsee your company like if you see pictures of me when I was younger yeah the kid like you can definitely see it bro you can you can definitely see it you can definitely see it that's why Josh is so good at speaking Chinese bro you speak Chinese? I'm not trying to get cats being chilling being chilling being chilling being chilling

Being chill is crazy bro. If you had the option to have subtitles in real life, would you want it? That's fire. You know why? I go to Japan, I don't even need a translator. Exactly! That's so true. How crazy would life be if everything was subtitled bro? Every single language you can read it in English. That'd be kind of hard. That's fire.

Now, I think we're only like maybe two years away from that shit. Because if we get- From having subtitles? If we get like a Google Glass? Two years away from having subtitles? Yeah, no, think about it. Think about it. So we can already translate shit on Google Translate. Just hearing, right? We're not too far away from-

Putting that shit on our eyes, camera reading, hearing, and then just giving us like a blip at the bottom. Like, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, he said, have a great day today. You know? Yo, that actually solves so much problems, bro. Facts. That will solve so many problems. But that will also take a lot of people with jobs that do this like translator stuff away. That sucks. I mean, eventually. Eventually. Eventually he's going to die down. But yo, if I have that, I can see a master speaking smack.

Yeah. What do you mean? But I can see if like mads are like talking about me like in a different language. Talking shit about you. My parents, like they speak like another language. When they're mad. Yeah. I don't really understand it that much, but like I hear my name. So I'm like, yo, where are they talking about? Where are they?

they saying yo you don't understand your thing no not really really yeah no not really speak actually they speak like uh it's like like saint lucian creole oh it has like a lot of like french in it yeah yeah so like i understand like the french words but like not like the other words do you know any um urban legends from saint lucia like did you see any weird shit when you went oh urban legend what tells about the treasure

I don't know about this But yo When I just went to St. Lucia Yeah Like I went to like My family's like home Okay The place where like Everybody grew up And my uncle Like he lived there Like all his life Like he's still there Like right now

And he was telling me that we have, like, a secret treasure, like, buried, like, in this area. What the fuck? And when I seen him, like, my uncle, like, he's, like, the most, like, primitive, like, person out there. Yo, I seen the video, bro. Like, he lives in the forest, like, in a tree, like, a tree hut. Like, he lives in a tree hut. Like, he comes down here. What's up, Josh? Like, he comes. I remember, I came up to him. He took a rock, and he started drawing the map, like, on another piece of rock. That's crazy. What the fuck?

And he was putting down all the coordinates and he's like, "Yeah, over here, this is where the family treasure is." - That's crazy. - But nobody ever found it. - So he drew it out for you? - Yeah, he drew it out. - You lowkey should have just took that rock and just tried to solve that shit. - Yo, Jumper's vlog? - Yo, that'd be crazy. - Jumper's vlog looking for treasure? - That'd be crazy. - Yeah. Well, look for that treasure for you, fam. - And I don't know, there's the other thing because when my grandparents passed away, their coffin was in this place.

But then like a few years ago, like they went back and it was missing. Oh shit. So now like, that's a whole nother treasure hunt too fam. Yeah.

Damn, you think from like grave robbers or? Nah, not even. Like everything just like disappeared. Just disappeared. Just disappeared. The fuck? Yo, what if they just lost track of where things are? It's possible. Cause like it's in like the most remote area. Yeah. It's literally on top of a mountain, like in the jungle. Cause I can imagine things grow over. Oh yeah. Cause I heard, I heard before that the reason they didn't know about all of these ancient, you know, Amazon. Yeah. Yeah.

They had f***ing full cities like the size of Toronto in the jungle. All of that s*** got covered over. And then they only started finding it when they started taking that s*** down and revealing everything. But there could be even more than just one city. They haven't even uncovered everything. That's why the hollow earth theories are like, was that the hollow earth? Like they just all sunk down.

Yeah. I remember back, I used to think that there's something buried underneath my house. Like there's like, there's something about our neighborhood that just makes me feel like that. No, because our neighborhood, yo, our neighborhood is actually an Indian burial ground. Wait, did I ever tell you this ghost story? No, which one? So remember Rollins? Yeah, yeah. You never told me this. Actually, I thought I told you, no? So,

We have this restaurant in the Oaks. It's called Roland's. Before, they don't have it there anymore. But it was pretty much just like West Indian food, right? And this guy that worked there, he told my mom this story how he was just, I think he was getting ingredients from downstairs and going back upstairs, like dropping back in the kitchen, going back downstairs, getting more ingredients. And he was walking up the stairs and

And he heard something at the bottom, right? And he looked and was like, okay, nothing there, right? So he walks up to the top. Now, he's the only person in the restaurant puts down the ingredients and someone pushes him down the stairs. Nobody's there. Nobody's there, but he feels somebody push him. And he falls down and he has to go to the hospital. And he has to...

That ghost is a troll fam Yo deadass Like he fell He got hurt And he had to go to the hospital And he had to get like fixed up bro Wait oh is this a real story? It's a real story Oh shit My fault No this is a real story And then he had to get like Physiotherapy and everything bro Oh fuck Damn Wait so that happened at the restaurant?

It's either at the restaurant or his house. From my memory, it's the restaurant. I was young when he was saying this story, though. He got pushed down the stairs, bro? Yeah. By a ghost. I can just imagine the ghost being bored. Now, he did research on it. And he wanted to find out, okay, why... Is this actually haunted? Is this place actually haunted? He found out, yeah, that whole area was an Indian burial ground. The whole area? Like...

Specifically, you know the plaza? Yeah, yeah. So you know how there's like a grave nearby on the way? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the reason they have those graves there is because there was even more burials around it.

But those were like the ancient native ones. That's what we built over. So they built the other cemetery beside it. Yeah. No, you can't fuck with that because my cousin also had a crazy story where... So this was in the Philippines. His mom got a new phone, like straight off, like, I don't know who sold it to her, but it was kind of like sketchy, right? And they live on an ancient lake where all the people get buried. Yeah. So boom, this is what happens.

The mom takes the phone. I mean, the kid takes the phone and he's like, can I play some games on it? The mom's like, no, no, no, I don't like I need it. But the kid was so like persistent. He's like, no, let me just take it to sleep so I can sleep better. Mom's like, OK, just don't call anyone. Right. The kid goes to sleep with the phone. The mom was like, OK, it's getting late. I need the phone back. Knocks on the kid's door.

She's like, where the fuck is the kid? He's not in the room, right? But he's actually in the mom's bed. She's like, okay, okay, let me get the phone. You go back in the bed. Fam, there's a picture that my cousin showed me. The mom was scrolling through what he was doing. What was it? There's a photo. He took a selfie. Yeah. And there's a woman at the corner. In the picture? Yeah, in the picture. That's far off. This is in the Philippines, fam. That's far off.

Wait, so, like, did the people, like, did he know that woman? Like, did that woman look familiar or something? That's the only thing that they told me. But I'm pretty sure that woman in the picture was someone who died on that burial ground. I don't know why. I feel like ghosts and spirits, like, they connect more to kids than, like, adults. Yeah. No, it's because kids see shit that we can't, I feel like. You know why? Because fluoride.

This guy just debunked it. That's a fluoride. But there's another story. So I was at the mall and there's this guy that works at the t-shirt arcade. So he's actually from Oaks. Now check this out. He was telling me this story and apparently there's another burial site nearby the forest in Major Oaks, right? But I never seen it. I've actually never been.

he's telling me they call it like the i forget what they call it it's like the warlock grave that's what they call it warlock they call it the warlock grave but obviously it's their generation they're much older than us so when they were kids they would go check it out now they'll fuck around and just like go check it out oh it's spooky blah blah but his friend came with him one time and he was like disrespecting the grave you can't do that that's the worst thing to do he's disrespecting and he's like yeah blah blah this is bullshit and

He pulled down his pants. He took a piss on the grave. Bro, he was telling me not a week later, he got into an accident.

And he ended up in a wheelchair the rest of his life. Ain't no way that happened, bro. See, that's... You just did that to yourself, bro. That's crazy. Did he know that that was an ancient burial ground and he still did it? Or no? Because they know it's, like, all burial ground. Yes. But they don't know anything else about it. They're just goofing off. They're giving their own lore. Of course, there's definitely, like, other lore that they made up and added to it. But, fam, he really did that. That's so messed up. Do you think...

Nah okay This is kind of weird But it's like Say you did that You piss But you didn't know It was an ancient burial ground Do ghosts like decide Whether it's like Should we fuck that guy up Yo do you know what's crazy That actually happened to me What? That actually happened to me once What do you mean? I remember It was I was like I was at the bluffs Yeah After I went I took a piss And after Yo my friend's like Yo

You're peeing on like a grave or something. No way. Oh yeah. It was pitch black. Like I didn't see anything. Exactly. So it was like, that's where I went. And like, yo, this grave was like from like 1800s. It was like from like way, way back.

Did something happen to you? No, I remember that same day. We were walking through the trail. Yeah. Actually, my foot, it got grabbed. It got grabbed and it was like quicksand. It went, it grabbed my foot. Actually, I was stuck there for like half an hour. What the fuck? Wait, what? Like half an hour, bro.

I was by myself to like all my friends were gone. No That's crazy In the boss wrong Just take your shoe off. I'm like, no, I couldn't cuz like yo like if this was like my whole leg My whole leg swallowed bro, she got stuck bro. Oh

And it was cold too. I was brisk, bro. No, I would be scared for my life. And there were new shoes. I just got my new black Air Force Ones. My new black Air Force Ones, bro. GGs, bro. That story, that reminds me of the Denzel story. Which one? There's so many. So we were at this party. You know B-Joy? Oh yeah, B-Joy. Oh!

I know this story. So we have DJs like, it's like a party, right? It's a bush party. It's a bush party. So we had to walk through the forest and then we end up at this like, it's an abandoned bunker pretty much. And they had a DJ booth or whatever. It's outside, bare mosquitoes, blah, blah, blah. They had a fire pit. Me, Denzel, Josh pull up.

We're just chilling, we're chilling, right? And the DJ booth is on the top of the bunker. This like big concrete building. Now we walk up, we're chilling on the top. And at some point we got bored. And Denzel's like, yo, let's cut, let's cut. Denzel fam. So keep in mind, it's kind of dark, right? Denzel's ready to cut.

He walks off the side of the fucking bunker. And we looked inside. I'm not going to lie. The grass, it looked like it wasn't that far of a jump. It did not look that bad, bro. It didn't look that bad. The bunker is like two meters high at least. Yeah. The bunker is not that tall. Denzel stepped off the thing. Bro disappeared. Yo. Denzel jumped. His whole body disappeared. What?

The grass was that tall man Denzel got swallowed bro Me and Carlos were dying bro We couldn't even help him up Cause we were crying of laughter I was trying to help him up bro I was crying Yo All I hear is Denzel No the way he got swallowed was wild Yo But to be honest That grass did not look that high The grass did not look that high I understand it though I don't even blame him Cause if I went first That would have been me No

I think he made a noise. You know, you don't know the noise. You know, when you're playing Minecraft and you jump off something high.

No, but he actually disappeared fam. It's like he jumped he jumped into a base and like Denzel's a tall guy too Denzel's tall bro! Denzel's a tall guy bro! Denzel's a tall guy fam! The fact that he covered his whole body is absolutely wild. I remember the walk back. I've never seen Denzel walk that fast in his life bro.

He was ready to go home. Yo, and there's some things there too. Oh, not in front of the baddies. Not in front of the baddies. That's the worst, bro. Have you ever had a moment like that where you did something crazy in front of the baddies? Something embarrassing. Yes, bro. Fam, I remember. Oh, my God, bro. I remember my history teacher made me laugh so much that I fucking farted in class. Imagine the class and I'm in the middle.

Like, you hear that shit. And somebody made, I think the history teacher made a joke about it. Be like, yo, I made you laugh so much, like, I fucking... You made you fart? L-mans, bro. And like, yo, the girl... Damn. Every girl was in that class, bro. It was... What? It was bad. At that point, it's like, I want to leave class. Yeah. You feel me? Yeah, okay. Yeah.

- At that point fam, if the teacher's making fun of you, you can't do anything. - You definitely know you took an L. - Like it wasn't that bad until someone, the teacher said something. - Yeah, why the fuck? When the teacher, he has authority bro. Anything goes. If the teacher said he could've switched the topic, anything, it would've been fine. But the fact he stayed on that thing, everybody's attention goes to that thing. - The fact that he pointed that out. - Exactly.

Damn, bro. You're trying to be Dave Chappelle that night still. Exactly. Like, okay, we get it. You're funny, fam. Like, oh my God. Nah, I'm not gonna, I had a story like that too, bro. I had a crazy story like that. Oh, this one was bad, bro. What happened? It was bad. Oh, I remember, I was at like this church group. Okay. After, I remember like- Wait, Edge? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. I wasn't there. I wasn't there. Okay, okay, okay. Because I remember I went there. Like, I had a crush on some of the girls there. We're, like, younger. So there's one point where, like, they took us all to, like, the church, like, the actual church place. And everybody was in the front of the church. And I was all the way in the back. So, like, I was by myself. And, like, everybody's, like, at the front. And they're, like, praying, you know, praying and everything. And, bro, when I tell you, I let out the biggest fart of my life, bro.

The biggest fart of my life. And the whole place was quiet and that shit just echoed. That shit clapped across the whole church, bro. Oh my god. And then everybody started looking back. Everyone looked back at me, fam. You know what I did? I looked back too. But behind me was an empty wall. There was no one behind me. It was just a wall. That's a dummy. I would have done the same shit, bro. That's fucking hilarious. Everyone...

Yo. Yo, the church acoustics too, bro. It was clapping, bro. It was just clapping. You heard the echo, fam. That was embarrassing. That was embarrassing. No, bro. I think the funniest, have you seen those TikToks where they spray farspray before people go in the elevator? Ew. Ew. And then I remember there was one with like three babies. They're like pushing in a car. And then even the babies were like...

that's terrorism bro that's just gotta be terrorism that's just not allowed man

There's no way you can smell that bad though. That fart spray? Fart spray is crazy. Fart spray? Fart spray is crazy. I've seen the worst one, bro, where they sprayed it in the elevator and then the guy who walked in was a guy in a wheelchair and the guy immediately felt bad after because the guy, as soon as the door opened, he tried his hardest to get out. Damn. That's kind of wild, man.

Have you ever said a joke about somebody while somebody in the room could have been offended? Oh, Loki. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Loki. Loki, Loki. I can't even say it on here, fam. It was actually bad. I can't even say it on here. It was actually bad, bro. It was actually bad. No, but it's that same energy as like you said something bad about your mom or like you disrespected your mom or dad but didn't mean to. Yeah. I mean, in the moment, you're trying to like, you know, say something but...

It just didn't work out that way. Like the craziest one I've seen is like when someone's talking about someone and like they're right behind them. Oh, that's fucked. Yo, I've seen that happen. It's so awkward. It's so bad. What the fuck? Because the person behind them, like they acted like they didn't hear anything. Oh, that's so bad. That's bad, bro. Yo, that happened in class one time. I think I was in class with you. Wait, when? I don't want to say it on here. Yeah, I don't want to say it on here, but I remember like somebody was talking shit and you can see the guy go like this. That's the worst, man. Fuck.

I feel bad, bro. And sometimes somebody, like, some of my homies will be too loud and say something. Yeah. Bro, it's over. Oh, my gosh. But at that point, it's like, okay, if you see someone in line, right, and you're the one getting talked shit about, what do you do? Do you, like, you personally, would you scrap? Would you be like, yo, what's up, bro? No, if it was something disrespectful, because that's just how I am. I'll address it. I'll address it, especially, like, if it's somebody I want to be respected by. Yeah, yeah.

If it's somebody I don't care about, then who cares? Fuck you. I don't even know what I'll do, man. Yeah. Because at some point, we have to realize if you're going to address something that somebody disrespected you, do you care about that person first of all? Like for me, okay. Like if they're saying something disrespectful to me, but if I low-key know it's true, then like I wouldn't really say anything. Yeah. Like if it's something that's like that's fake, then like I'll like speak up. I'll be like, no, like what are you talking about? Not for me, it's different. If it's a stranger, let's slide.

- Okay. - Let it slide. - But if somebody I know, then it's different. - Because that's betrayal right there. - Exactly. - That's a crazy betrayal. - If it's someone that's a stranger that doesn't know me, that's all right. They don't know me. They don't know me. But if it's somebody that I know, that's different.

Because they actually know me. They know me on a personal level. And for them to say something like that. True. I mean, that's betrayal. So I remember we were at the club one time. Yeah. And my boy was doing some dumb shit like over there in the booth. This was at the door three, right? So my friend Ethan, he was like fucking with this other guy who was going into their booth, taking their ice and shit like that. And he got pushed around. So that's my boy, right? Would you guys, if he started getting like jumped and I jumped in too, would you fight for my boy too?

- Us? - For your boy. - Would I fight for your boy? - Yeah, so it's like, so I jump in and for my boy, would you jump in with me after? - It's debatable still. - Yeah, that's why it's a good question. - I feel like if I'm jumping in, like I'm not jumping in for your boy. - Yeah, we're jumping in for you. - Exactly, exactly. - It's more like I'm riding out for you and not really your boy. - Makes sense. - Exactly, exactly. That's why I'm saying it's debatable 'cause it's like,

Because you made the choice to go handle him. You know what I mean? It's kind of like a chain reaction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. So if you made the choice to go handle, then you should be able to handle. That's what I'm saying. But if you can't, and then, like, shit goes south, then fuck, I guess so. But if it was, like, just your boy, like, on his one, you're like...

I think I'm going to hop in. I'm not going to hop in, bro. I'm not getting joked for that. I'm not getting joked for that, bro. It was crazy because I knew it was bad because I was looking at the scenario and then I looked at you guys both and what you guys were doing. If you guys are paying attention to the scenario because that determines if I was going to jump in. Oh. If you guys were clueless of what's going on, I'm not jumping in. Like, you guys have to know that I'm jumping in. It depends how much you really like that person. Yeah. Because sometimes you can just pretend you weren't even...

- Who's gonna say they're getting to be, oh, you didn't see? - Yeah. - I didn't see bro. - I see nothing, I'll turn it up. - That makes sense. - Yo, but it's like, how long do you have to know someone for you to jump in? - Oh, I had to share food with you. - Share food? - Yeah. - That can be the first time you see them fam. - Low key. - Yeah, that's it. - Low key? - That's it? - That's it, yeah. If I share food with somebody, no, like share food, not we eat together, we share food.

Okay, so it's like... Okay, I get that. So I'm thinking like one year max, I know them. How about you? Yeah, I'm saying like one year max. But for me to get jumped for them... Oh, no, no, hear me out. I'm not going to need a year, bro. No, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. To get jumped... Hear me out. It doesn't even have to have like a time. I just said, share food. If I meet homie in like an hour and give me half of his sandwich... Oh, okay. I'll hop in, bro. That quick? Damn. That quick, bro? I told you. There's something about sharing food...

The bond is made. Okay, maybe I'll hop in, but it depends how bad the situation is. You can't tell me I'm wrong, though. It depends how bad. You're not wrong. Listen, listen. If somebody gives you half their Kit Kat, yo, you're jumping in. Oh, maybe not a Kit Kat. A dinner. It has to be a dinner, fam. That's it, fam? Half a Kit Kat? A random man can just give me that, fam. No, but I mean, it has to be like a moment. You don't usually just get like... Yo, a man can be like, oh, I'm full. You want this?

- That's no bond bro. You don't even have a bond with them. - I get that though. It's like, or they willingly pay for your food. - Not even have to be that. Like I'll fight for somebody that shared the shared food for me. - You're just always about that action, bro. - Nah, like it depends. - That's too quick, man. - I know. - Like I can fight fam. Like, you know what I mean? Like if, look, if God gave me the skills to fight. - You're gonna use them? - Yeah.

Why not? I guess, I guess. I know, but to me, it depends on the situation. Cause like, okay, let's just say I did your example. We're like, I've known him for like a week. Like we, we shared food with like each other once. Yeah. If it's like him versus five mans, are you still pulling up?

- Him versus five mans? - Yeah, like five mans. - Nah, this is what I'll do. Like I'll take care of him after he gets fucked up. - Okay, you do what you do. - Okay. - That's good enough for me. - For like you guys, like if it was like 10 mans, like I will get jumped for that. - Oh yeah, yeah, of course, of course. - I'll do that. - I'll get jumped with you. - But someone I knew like from like one month or something. - I'll make sure he gets home safe. - If it was like two mans, I'll jump in. But like three or more and I know you for a month, I can't do it bro. - Okay, okay.

No, I get that. Yeah. Because I was thinking like when I asked that question, if I seen Carlos is like homie homie on getting jumped like or his cousin, I would jump in. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm going to have to jump in, bro.

Yeah, yeah. Because that's family to you. It's family to you, so that's family to me. Yeah, yeah. I feel that. If it's that close. But here's my thing with it too. It's like, look, I'm a trained lifeguard and I've been training how to fight like almost all my life. If God gave me these skills that I'm able to save somebody's life, I'm able to fight. Even if God gave you the skills to speak really well, have your voice heard, it's your duty to use it. That's true.

Get me? No matter what skill it is, no matter what. God gave the gift of someone to be great at basketball. That's your duty to use that. In my opinion. In my opinion. You ain't wrong. Right? If you're very skilled at math, you use math, bro. Facts. Because some people aren't skilled enough. Some people weren't gifted that. And it's your duty to use that shit.

So if somebody's drowning fam, I'm going to go save them. Yeah, that makes sense. That's going to be me. I can't swim. Especially, yo, because especially like if, if I was put in that spot at that moment, I feel like it's a sign for me that I was supposed to. You were supposed to do something. Yeah, I was supposed to do, especially if it felt that way. If it didn't feel that way,

It is what it is. But if it felt that way, I'd go all my way, you know? Okay. I get that though. Yeah. But it has to feel right. Honestly, everything can change depending on how I'm feeling at that time.

Like we can say all we want. We can say all we want, but it depends how I'm feeling that day. When it actually happens? Yeah, when it actually happens, it depends how I'm feeling that second. You know, like if I didn't eat too much that day, you know, like. If Matt's thirsty? Yeah. Like I have to take a piss at that moment. Nah, you can get drunk first. I'll take care of him later. Will me. Yeah. Because we can talk all we want theoretically. And

Until we're actually there. To be honest, bro, if you're constantly getting jumped, I'm not jumping. I'm saying that shit family. I don't know that, man. I don't know. No, because you have to know we can say all we want until we're actually there, bro. It's a different story, man. Have you ever, have you guys had to fight one of your homies? Fight one of my homies? Like ever? Like get into a fist fight with like your close homies? Me and Denzel got into it one time. Oh my God.

- Oh my, I was trying to fuck that. - It was very short though. - And you know what's funny? Yo, he fought John too. - Oh yeah, he fought John too. - He fought John too. - See, but there's a thing, it was like, you're not close homies unless you guys can fight, but then after you guys can resolve it easy. - Oh yeah, that's light. - You feel me? - That's super light. There's been enemies I've fought and then, you know what I mean?

It's all good the next day. I don't think I fought like one of my close homies. Oh, yeah? Nah, I don't think I done that. Yeah. Well, I wasn't that close to Denzel at the time. But then that's how you got closer. You guys bonded over that experience. That's low-key how you guys got closer. And John, too. And John, too. After you guys fought. Why did they start fighting again? We had the video. No, I think it's because John was talking smack about Denzel. Oh.

That's what Denzel was like. We were all instigating it. We're like, you're not going to hold that, bro. You're not going to hold that. Me and Josh instigate everything, bro. No, these two are the biggest instigators if you know, bro. Their chemistry is crazy. Even when it comes to when we play Mafia, you guys definitely know Mafia. When they're both Mafia, you can tell exactly what it is. It's so easy. It's because Carlos would say something, and then Josh would say something right after. You would see they're on the team.

The reason why it's so obvious is because I ride out so quick. Yeah, you do. You ride out too quick, man. As soon as one man accuses Carlos, I ride out too quick. I'm like, ah, shit, bro. I just gave myself away. This is an old story that I told in, like, I think the third episode. But their chemistry is like this because when we were outside standing at the house party and you saw the blue and red lights, I look and Josh and Carlos, they're doing, like, a sprint. It's like a sprint. Like, who's faster?

It looks like it's organized, you know? It's like they went into formation. - And we went away. We go and we split. It's like they already know. They don't have to go the same way. They can go. - Yo, we don't even have to talk about it, bro. We just know, bro. - We don't have to talk, bro. - It just happens. - It's like that telepathy. It's like that telepathy. - Yo, those are the best moments though. - Yeah. - I think when you spend... So how long do you think you have to spend with somebody to get that telepathy? - To get that telepathy?

- I feel like it's years on years, yo. - That's years, bro. - I don't think so. - I feel like it's years on years. - I feel like some people that you meet, you just have the same- - Oh, that you can vibe with them right away? - Yeah, you can vibe with them right away. 'Cause I didn't know Josh a lot until we started this podcast thing. And then when we went to these events and stuff,

all the dumb things we would laugh at, I would laugh at, he would also be laughing at. And that's how you knew. It was like, I would just look at him and we already knew what time it was on. And you know, in all the vlogs, whenever we say a number, it's like that. That's true. That's true. That's true. Yeah. Do you think, do you think like it's easy to meet someone right away and find a way to connect with them?

No matter who it is. Because you can, because I feel, I'm not saying I'm really good at reading people. I feel like at this age, I'm able to connect with somebody no matter what. No matter. Like I'll find some way to, you know. Like you have to find like some common interest. Common interest or, but is that being like good at manipulating? Yeah, low key. Because you can't force a relationship. Yeah. The fact that you can do that, no, because I can do that too, fam. It's just like, but it's fake. It's just like people. Yeah, it's fake. You just have to know people like that.

Damn. You can tell, fam. Like, when we go to these events, fam, the Pickering energy is different. Yeah, it really is, man. We're just hella happy and then, like, you get clouded by everyone else.

But at the same time, we always stand our ground. We're always happy at the end of the day. But at some point, I feel like I'm always myself. It's just like I try to find reasonable ground being myself. So you want to people please everyone? No, I don't people please everyone, but I just find a way to connect to everybody. That makes sense. Yeah, I'll just find a way somehow.

Maybe it's because I take part in so many different shit. Yeah. Like, I take part in so many different hobbies, so many different, like... So, like, it's easier for you. Like, fam, I know stuff about knives, like, people wouldn't know about. You know what I mean? Like, I can connect to a hunter if I really want to. I can connect to, like, freaking...

people bought tools yeah not because you probably guys got recognized at comic-con yeah i didn't know our crowd was like that too i didn't know we had mans in that crowd oh well for sure yeah yeah yo man everywhere bro yeah it's everywhere at concerts concerts too you have fans like it goes from yeet to chainsaw man fans yeah how's that possible yeah and then men's with like actual like they do firearms they love us too no you know what it is it's

It's like a common interest is just storytelling. Because honestly, Jumper's Jump is storytelling, theories, just the way of thinking. And all of those, it doesn't, it's not necessarily like limited onto one niche. Yeah. Because it's a niche in its own. And another thing that took us, yo, is mad relatable. Yeah. I think that's the big part. Yeah. Like if you can be relatable with someone, like you can become friends with them easy. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Let me hit you with a theory real quick. Okay. Because I just had a theory in my head like I forgot to tell you. Okay, by the way. So, check this out. I don't know why this has never been said before but, okay, there's a Spongebob theory. You know Pearl? Yeah. She's a whale. Okay. But she's also Mr. Krabs' daughter, right? Uh-huh. How has this shit not been said? Isn't Pearl just Mr. Krabs' sugar baby?

Isn't Mr. Krabs just the sugar daddy to Pearl? To Pearl? Wait, I thought that was the daughter. That's the daughter. Exactly. Wait, wait, wait. But Mr. Krabs is a crab. Pearl is a whale. Did she? She always calls him daddy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? No.

Mr. Krabs always pays for all of her things. And she's always asking for more money. She's always asking for more money, bro! And he's a money man. Mr. Krabs has beer bread. Mr. Krabs is a sugar daddy to Pearl this whole time. And Pearl's low-key a thotty, too. Like, if you really bag it in, like, she's always with the cooler fish, like, in the car. Yes, bro! And it's like, oh, dad, I need more money.

Yes, bro. That's insane. Because there's nothing ever said about Pearl's mom. That's true. Mr. Krabs, he doesn't have a girl or anything. Exactly. Like, he's just by himself. What the hell? Oh, my God. Loki, I have a theory. Yeah. Mr. Krabs' wife, the other crab, he got so selfish that he put her in a Krabby Patty. What?

Tell me that's not believable. That's valid. Come on, bro. I saw one episode. Didn't they say that crabs were actually in it? Or in the recipe? Yeah, they said that. So what if he discovered that by murdering his wife? And the man just sold the body. That's something he would do, though. She probably ate it himself, fam. She's probably the first bite of a crabby dog. That's fucked.

Exactly. That has all this bread and doesn't spend it. More time still. Yo, hear me out. Because Mr. Krabs, we know he's about his money. You know he's an entrepreneur. Would he ever really marry? Definitely not. Because he can lose his money. If he marries, he can lose his money. As we grow older, we understand Spongebob more, bro. We understand Spongebob more. Mr. Krabs never had a wife, bro. And Josh said, yo, where is he putting all that money? He makes Bear. Only fans and he puts it into his sugar baby.

Only face no, I remember that though the one episode where mr. Krabs was dumb think When he's watching the car Theory mr. Krabs has a BBL definitely BBO, bro His pants do not fit on bro

Don't kill me, bro. Hold on. I have one more theory. Okay. I bet. This one's kind of fucked, but I saw this on TikTok the other day. They pretty much say that birthdays, they're actually rituals against us. How so? Now, check this out, right? Who came up with the idea of blowing out candles and singing, happy birthday to you? Happy birthday. I don't know. Now, check this out. How the man know that? Now, now, listen. Listen.

Whoever started it, the creation of birthdays, it seriously is a ritual. You blow a candle, you say a chant, and then you make a wish. Now, what if every time you wish on your birthday, it actually locks you in to aging more?

So that's why that whole ritual was made to make you older. Oh, okay. Got it. Think about that shit. Cause blowing out a candle. Think about church fam. We use candles, we use chance. And then when you blow out the candle, everything is done. So it's like a reverse. You think it's good, but it's actually locking. Yeah. It's making you worse. Cause what is it really manifesting? What is it really conjuring? It is conjuring you older. Yeah.

Because it's sealing in your fate to grow older. Yo, I wonder how like people who like don't celebrate birthdays or like that don't use birthdays are. How young are they? Yeah, how young they are, bro. Because age is but a number, man. Headass. Do you think there's the founder of youth somewhere? The founder of the youth? You think that's where Josh's treasure is? Yeah, that'd be crazy.

Imagine we come back on the podcast and we're back to 20. That's crazy. Oh, I seen this guy though. He's like reversing his age. You seen that? What? You ever seen that? Did he just identify as 20? Does that put a turn to a baby or something? Yeah. Check this out. There's this guy. I think he's like in his late 40s, I believe. But he's a millionaire. And he's working with stem cell research. He's working with so many different chemicals. He's reversing his age forever.

And his body right now is that of a 14-year-old. 14-year-old is crazy. We're talking skin. We're talking organs. We're talking everything of his body is that of a 14-year-old. So he has the energy. He has the mobility. Everything of 14-year-old. How's that even possible? Why would you want that, though? So he can live longer. But in your mind, you're still the same age. You can just live longer, bro. Because if you really bag it, like all of this shit, this is just...

I mean, this is just a vessel. It's just a vessel. This is what really counts right here. This right here, this is what really counts. Everything else is just a vessel. I have a question. Yo, what year do you think will be the best year to live for the rest of your life? If you can stick out one year, if it's 20-something or 35. Loki, the year we all graduated was a happy-ass year. We still had a lot of responsibilities, though.

But it wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad. It was like, we go to school and that's it. Yeah. Like if you can like relive. That's the perfect one. Like graduate, like right before that year, right before university. Cause I feel like at that age, like you're, you're so old enough to like understand a lot of stuff. Yeah. Like you're so young enough to like make mistakes. Yeah, exactly.

word exactly that's a great question ah that's such a hard thing to say josh that's such a hard thing to answer for me because it's like we would change our answer depending how old we are if we answer that now we would say this age if we answer that when we're 40 we'd probably say that because our kids because low-key like i would say like the age that we're at right now

Oh, you like it right now? Yeah. I would say that too. Really? But that's bias. I know. Because the moment you have a family, the moment you have like kids and shit, you probably be like, I want to be switching. Yeah. I want to stay as long as possible with them. Really? Wait. So that guy who, who's 40 and he's in a 15 year old body right now,

So he could get away with crimes and not go to jail? What the fuck? No, he's still old, bro. What are you talking about? No, because he's in a 50. He identifies as 15, right? He doesn't identify as 15. He's old. His body is younger, dog. That's whack. He's got a 15-year-old body. That's whack. That's like Loki on some pedo shit, too. I want to see. Yeah. Yo, is someone worth a smash that? Is that? No, no. He still looks old, but it's... I don't know, but his body is like... His body is young. Yeah.

No, he still kind of looks old. You know what I mean? Like you can even tell he's an adult. Okay. So like Hasbulla. Oh, that's perfect. Hasbulla. Hear me out. Has Hasbulla ever got laid?

- Oh, no, 100%. - That's so cute. - That's a crazy one. - He definitely smashed, bro. - Check that shit out, bro. - That's crazy. - He definitely smashed another girl that's like him. That looks like him. - No, no. - You're telling me that he never found another one just like him that he didn't smash? - Josh fam. - 100% he smashed, bro. - Now hear me out though, 'cause he's technically 20 something, right?

The only girls that would smash would be like older, but they would be full size. That's so weird. But low key, there's kinks of like, you know, those smaller people kinks. It's bad on both sides still. It's not bad on him though.

But if he can, I guess it's not bad on him. Cause no matter what, he's taking the dope. Yeah, no matter what, he's taking the dope. Yo, cause knowing the Nuckmans, the Nuckboys, they definitely set him up. There's probably some shit on Patreon right now. That's crazy, bro. He smashed another female Hasbulla, bro.

100% No, if his house bullet can whip a car he can definitely smash it bro. That's what I'm saying he can smash bro. Like come on bro, at that point. He probably has though, he probably has. That's crazy bro. Just imagine. That's crazy bro. That's exactly. Yeah, I know. Dude, the kid. No, never mind. Relax.

- Yo, always he has blue like fighting man. If you were to fight him, if you were to fight him back, is that bad? - Oh yeah. - He's a grown man. He's a grown man fam. - Nah, at the end of the day. - That's fucked. - Cause yo, he be hitting man's hard fam. - He do be hitting man. - He be hitting man in the face so hard. - Cause he is 20. - That's what I'm saying. So if you were to punch him back,

I'm not saying I would do it, but I'm thinking if someone were to do that, is that bad? I think he's just ethically or morally just wrong. All right, hear me out. If I dressed up... Say it, man. Dressed up in what? I'm going to choose my words carefully. All right, say this. Cancel. Nah. If I dressed up... If I dressed up like a Teletubby, you wouldn't want to punch a Teletubby.

Says who? But you can still punch me. No, but if you're fighting me, I have the obligation. I'll punch you back. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But you wouldn't necessarily want to. Look, let's say I'm beefing with a guy. Come on. But this guy's a furry. I'm not going to want to beef a furry. I don't know. But getting punched by a furry, that's a hard punch. I would like... That's a hard punch. Okay, okay. Ready, ready? Now he's dressed up as a priest. He's actually a priest. A priest? Yeah.

You're not going to want a bunch of priests, bro. Josh is on smoke all day, bro. It doesn't matter. These hands are E for everyone. Yo, a priest? Yeah, a priest. Of course, bro. I thought about one crazy, bro. What? Someone was dressed up as your mom or something. Oh, that's kind of crazy. That's what I'm saying. And they're boxing you out.

Remember that theory you had about cyberpunk? Which one? Yo!

So we had this theory on cyberpunk, right? How we said, what if David's mom didn't actually die? And then she instead became Adam Smasher. So it was David's mom's body. And then he had to fight his mom, his dead mom. But it's like his mom is like brainwashed. They didn't use that in the anime. They should have used that. They should have used that. That would have been crazy. But if you were to fight your dead mom's body, but it was like a robot, would you be able to do it?

It's like fighting Link and Dark Link. You know what I mean? It's like, it's not actually him. But it's not actually my mom. Yeah, but it still resembles it. Okay. Because the thing is like, as soon as you see in her face, you're going to get all the emotions. Exactly. It's like your mom turned into a zombie. Okay, then I can't. Could you K your mom? Oh,

Zombie version, maybe. Oh, man, that's hard. I feel like zombie version is worse. Really? I think it's harder. It's harder. Yo, that reminds me of, like, AOT, when, like, that guy's mom was a titan, and, like, he just left her there. Yeah. Like, he couldn't kill her. I don't know what I'll do, man. Yeah, low-key, just because as soon as you see her face, like Josh said, you'll get hit. How about if it was, like, your brother or, like, sister? Same family. That's still a family at the end of the day. Cousin? Cousin?

- Cousins. - Cousins. - Cousins. - No, no, if it's not them, you think it's not them? - Yeah, it's not them. It's like the same thing. They can get packed. - It's not them. - That's it with no hesitation. - It's not them, right? - Yeah, they can get packed.

No, but even if it's like no go ahead. I feel like it was my mom like I would need the only time I need to tell me that okay, that's not her. I mean, I gotta do this Yeah, give me like a give me a locker room session like we ready

And I'll go in there. Next thing you know, mom's getting packed. No, bro. That's insane. No, priest is kind of crazy, though. The fact that you said you're packing up a priest. Priest is getting packed.

It depends how bad the priest is fucking me up like if you're giving me don't don't like to the point where my shit is like Not that obviously I'm fighting. Yeah. Yeah, you have to play back But if it's like a little one punch I can take it to the chin and move on. Yo, yo, yo, how about this? How about your dog like what rabbit like you're you dog just like oh, yeah

- Dogs getting packed fam. - Oh, you know what's lit? I seen a dog with the Hizbullah syndrome. It's mad cute. - What, really? - Yeah. - Oh shit, so it's like a small dog. - It's forever a puppy. - It's big. - It's forever a puppy. It's mad cute. - Oh, that's kind of fire though. - It's like a German shepherd, but it has the Hizbullah syndrome. - Oh, that's kind of sick. - Yeah, yeah. - That's sick, that's sick. - It's dope. But would you want, here's the thing, right? If you could choose to have something in that form, would you always want it in that form?

Why not? I think I would. That's the best form to have it in, though. Okay. Because let's look at Pokemon, right? Would you really, really want a Charizard all the time or would you want a Charmander? Would you want a Blastoise like 24-7 or would you want a Squirtle 24-7? Pokemon's different, bro. Pokemon's different. You would want a Blastoise? Not but to take care of. I need the biggest one. Pause. What the fuck are you doing? This is the whole room. Blastoise is going to fill up the whole room. That's my homie.

Okay, keep in mind, Blastoise is what? A reptile? It's going to smell. No matter what, he's going to smell, fam. And it's dripping all over the floor. Squirtle's going to dank too. Squirtle will dank too, but at least, like, you know, you can put him in a tub. That's true. The only thing, Blastoise's dookie is going to be crazy. You know the Pokemon Trainer game where it shows the Pokemon following you? Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

When Blastoise follows you, it looks out of character. But when a tiny Pokemon follows you, it looks like you. I think the only Pokemon would be like Pikachu. Yeah. Pikachu, yeah. Pikachu, Loki is the... Oh, no, because he has Raichu. But that's a different form. Pikachu, Loki is the Hasbulla of the Pokemon community. Oh, yeah, you're right. They chose to not evolve him. To not evolve him, yeah.

Bro. Yo, he might be the... Mew doesn't evolve. I was going to say Mewtwo or Mew. Maybe that was Hasbulla's nerf in life. What if they gave him proper, you feel me, genetics? He would turn out as a professional boxer. Look like Michael B. Jordan. You feel me? He just got nerfed crazy.

That's a crazy take Gavin Gavin got creative with that one stuff I think you might be nerfed as a regular person though Has booed with that guy right now He's that guy though He's that guy fam Exactly I remember Damn this is gonna get deep But like I had this This talk at the cottage with Marshall I was like Why does God put these certain people In the world If they have disadvantages in life Right

I told him like, bro, low key, those people in life are meant to inspire others. So even though they have, and they're misfortunate in certain ways, because we're fortunate in other ways, we see that and we feel grateful for what we have. Because imagine if everybody was equal, everything's the same. I feel like we would be rivaling everything, everyone, everyone we see because we're all the same, no?

No, that's true. We wouldn't be grateful. We wouldn't be grateful. Exactly. But the fact that there's differences in everything, like walks of life, culture,

even skin tone like yeah and i mean we're grateful for what we have like even like when i'm feeling like at my worst like i can always like think about i'm like yo like it could have been way worse like you know i still got two legs exactly some people that don't even have that there's so much shit that we don't have and so much that we do have and we realize like what we what we can share is and certain people can't themselves yeah bro i'm like yo like we have a lot bro like we have a lot more than we think there's so much there's so much we have and i feel like um

That whole lesson I got from Berenstain Bears, though. What? There's this one episode of Berenstain Bears, bro. And I remember Brother Bear, he was like looking at the moon. And before he went to bed, he's like, I'm going to thank what I'm grateful for. I'm thankful for mom. I'm thankful for dad. And he caves.

Don't kill me. That show went hard, though. That show went hard. That theme song went stupid. I'm telling you, if we go to the Philippines and we all go, like, it'll be... You'll become so grateful when we go back. Oh, because you see the third world. Because, fam, like, once you see, like, the kids sleeping on the bridge and shit like that, I remember it was in front of a church where a kid was just trying to sell flowers, right? And...

He got caught by the security guard trying to sell them, and the security guard ripped all his flowers up, kicked them out of the property. And after I seen that, I was like, holy fuck, I don't have to... I sit in front of a camera and talk for a living, bro. I can't complain about life. If I do, that's... Like, you feel me? It doesn't feel right. It doesn't feel right. It doesn't feel right, exactly. And I think no matter what, though, we get too comfortable in our comfort. Mm-hmm.

And then we lose the sense of what it took for us to get there. Not just us to get there, but everyone before us, all our ancestors, whoever it may be, for us to get in this specific position right now. For all we know, my ancestor probably had to hike over mountains and mountains and mountains to get to the next city. Yeah.

I know they're hella happy in St. Lucia too. Yo, they are, bro. I know the vibes. The vibes are... They're like... That's like the most happiest people I've ever seen. And like, they be having nothing, bro. Nothing, bro. Like, they be living in huts. Yes. And like, they don't get depressed. Like, depression's like not even like really... Yeah, depression is not a thing. It's not a thing. Like, they just live, bro. Like, if something bad happens, like, you know, they just fix it and move on. Exactly. Like, they... Because like...

They have to worry about like survival every day. They're like, they don't have to like, they don't, they're not even worried about that. Real talks. You know what? Okay. This is crazy. It's almost a theory too. Cause if you think about it, we kind of complicate everything now to give us more problems. Yeah. I was just going to say, we're given too much to the point where it's like, we want some more. No, we're creating more problems. I feel like we always want to make something better and better all the time. When it's good enough. Like when, when does it stop? No.

It's not. That's the thing. It doesn't, right? It doesn't. But there's only one way of true survival. We only need food, shelter, water. That's it. Air. Now there's phone, TV, movies, Netflix. We don't actually need that shit. We don't need that. And the people that just get the basic stuff, like they're the happiest people. Well, what's crazy though, in the city, you can't live like that. No. You would have to move somewhere else. Yeah.

I'm telling you. It's so simple in third world countries. Life is so simple. They've like perfected life. But now it's like, fuck. We think we're the spoiled ones. Nah, fam. They're the spoiled ones. Whatever they get is a fucking million dollars to them. Hear me out. I don't know exactly if I would want this, but it wouldn't be too bad to just live small life. Like retiring. Yeah. Retiring like old age. Just in somewhere tropical, you know? Not worrying about too much, but like...

Making my food Drinking water Hanging out Activities Exercise That's it Hanging with friends Family whoever it may be Yo like after a while Don't you think that'll get Like a little bit boring No You know why it wouldn't Get boring though I don't know I thought you were gonna say The most spiritual I thought you were gonna say The deepest thing of all time You know I don't

No, I actually don't know. That's the truth. That's the truth. Like, I'm not there yet. So I can't really say. Because do you think because I live this part of the world already, this certain time in history where everything is so, like, digitized and we have so much at our attention, can you even go back? I don't know. Like, I feel like as long as you have a goal, like, your life can be entertaining. Like, with all the goal or, like, a purpose, like, that's just...

I don't know. That's just boring. It's hard to say. If everybody you know, every single person you know has access to this network, they're all talking to each other. You're the only one left out. You think you could live like that? Everyone you ever know, not just like your family to everybody. They're all connected except for you. Could you live like that? I don't think so. Because most people, they don't want to feel left out.

Like, that's just how humans are naturally. Like, we want to be in the community. Like, we want to be part of the group. So, I don't know. Like, you would have to be a different breed for you to do that. So, it would be technically impossible unless you find a new family. Animals, yo. Jungle book. Jungle book shit, man. That wouldn't be too... Like, if I could talk to animals, bro, I wouldn't mind living that. Animals live a simple life, too. It's literally just food and fucking around with people. That's it.

Yeah, honestly. Exactly. I seen those crabs in Hawaii. Like they pop out the hole and shit. Yeah, that's it. They get the crumbs. Yeah, that's it. You get ate by a bird. That's it, bro. Yeah. Did you see the birds that got fed? What do you call those? Laxatives. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. Like lily turrets, fam. Yeah. Have you seen that video? So there's this pigeon. This guy in New York.

Train the pigeon to go collect spare change on the street and steal money. So, yo, this pigeon would fly into his apartment window, drop off some money in like a bin, and then he would just return it and give it like a piece of bread. And the pigeon would go back out and come back with more money. This guy has...

Unlimited money glitch with pigeons. That's the most New York shit I ever heard in my life. It's crazy. That's the most New York shit I ever heard in my life. And you can see the bin. It's full of change, full of money, bro. Now imagine you have rats too. Oh my God. You have the world in your hands. You have the land animals and you have the air animals. Oh yeah. There's bear rats. That's wild.

If there's one animal I can control, it's definitely rats, bro. You want to get deep as fuck? You ready? Okay. What if the elite people are doing that, but not with pigeons? But with what? Dogs? People.

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