EP.126 - STRANGEST SUPERSTITIONS, DONALD TRUMP TIME TRAVEL THEORY, & REDDIT PARANORMAL VIDEOS
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- I don't know. - Is it gonna be like partying? - No, no. - Oh no, the podcast we just had. That's the best experience. - No, I think WrestleMania was definitely up there though. - Oh yeah. - WrestleMania because just the, it felt like a movie when I walked into that stadium. Like seeing the heads, like that was kind of crazy.

I think WrestleMania had more energy just because it's so big. But the JK and Tim podcast we had, that shit's something I've been manifesting since like I was a kid, bro. Fuck, it was like a blur. Did you have that starstruck feeling? Yeah, you can see in the podcast-

Gavin's eyes are like this. I'm like sitting there looking at Joe and I'm like, what the fuck? This is really Joe. Like I've been watching Joe for so long. And at some point I just zoned out. You can probably see it in like the hour mark. And I was just like, holy shit. I swear to God, like it felt like I was watching JK News. And then I realized, oh shit, I'm actually here.

I forgot. Oh, I have to talk too. No, like the last 30 minutes, I didn't even know what they said because I was just so in shock that I was there. You were in shock? Yeah. Damn. I've never been like, have you ever been so shocked because of something that you couldn't move? You couldn't talk? Nothing like that? Oh, yeah. When Uzi got brought out to WrestleMania. Oh, yeah. You didn't even move, bro. This guy was still like this. No, because Carlos was tapping me, right? He was tapping me. Because I had the vlog camera out, bro. He's like, yo, let's get content. Yo, dance for the video. I said, bro, fuck.

the video for now let me enjoy this like do you think if you met Uzi in person it would be a different story then do you think you would be able to like come out with words it's gonna be yeah it would probably be that really yeah like uh oh I'm a big fan fam you saw how I reacted I was like oh

Yo, I was talking to Teddy on my other podcast and he told me like, when you have those moments with a big celebrity or somebody like that stature, you have to kind of train yourself to be like, okay, fuck, it's go time. This is my chance. Do you think you train yourself for that? I don't know. I don't even think I, I don't know.

I don't know if I'm ready for that type of shit. I think I'd just be myself, though. Because that's all you can count on, right? Yeah, I know. You can't really train for that. You have lines planned? I guess. Actually, no, I'm not going to say I'm not going to hate you. Lines? Because I have lines planned. You have lines planned for what? I think it's worse. No! If you have lines planned, it's worse. Then you're like rustling through your brain like, fuck, fuck. No, because if you have lines planned, bro, I'm telling you right now, when you have lines planned, then it can come out

like separated word it's like you're reading off a script yeah it doesn't sound i heard you're watching especially especially if you're a bad actor because if you that's what i'm saying like remember i was taking acting lessons yeah whatever the script says i just have to be that i can't like read that you know i can't read that i can't act that i can you have to be that you know and if you haven't though if the famous person is a real one he'll make you feel like a homie so true yeah okay back to your your chlorophyll okay listen

My body odor is gone. No body odor. I drink chlorophyll now, fam. So chlorophyll is this thing. It's like a natural detoxifier. And NLE Chopper put me on it, actually. Okay. So you know Dr. Sebi? Yeah, the one that died. He's the doctor that healed so many people from cancer. And he got put in jail and he like...

got unalived and jailed. So he put on this diet called the alkaline diet. And one of the things you could do in this diet is start taking chlorophyll. So I take like one tablespoon every single day. Actually two tablespoons, one in the morning, one at night. And right away, I started to feel like toxins leaving my body, bro. Like, you know that feeling when you're sick, but you're not sick and it just has like phlegm and shit. You know what though? The last stage of getting sick? Kind of, but you know how like just sometimes on a regular you'll feel like shit?

Okay, yeah, yeah. Check this out, bro. We're not supposed to feel like shit all the time. Yeah, of course. Isn't that crazy? Like, that's a regular to some of us. I know. Because man just eat junk food and go to sleep. That's it, though. That's what I'm saying. So a lot of the time, we feel like shit and we don't bag like...

People say, oh, it is what it is. Yeah, yeah. No, bro, you don't have to feel like that. You don't have to feel like shit all the time, bro. But you know why it is? Because nobody's going out their way to eat sea moss. They're not going out their way to get those products because it's like blacklisted from the market. You feel me? It's like if you're a real health head, then you're going to go out and fucking call up you know who.

But still, theory right now, I think, okay, everything is dopamine. Yes or no? Yeah. Everything. Life is literally chemical. Just dopamine, dopamine, dopamine. Now, if you live your life taking part in so much, look, we take part in social media. We take part in desserts, candy, sugar. Mm-hmm.

that's the number one hitter for dopamine especially if you take part in drugs whatever it may be but imagine as a kid okay how much fun did you have with playing with the grass hella bro i was out there uh picking roses and daisies exactly you have so much fun doing nothing because your dopamine isn't fried the out

Take that in. So I think a lot of us, we have to take a moment to just detach from everything and just be bored. So you're just telling like adults to go pick some grass? No, bro. I'm just saying like,

We should yo yo because because look look you have a dessert I could see and that shit that shit hits your head and you're fucking you're like you're like this for for 20 minutes You get me? You drink coffee bro. You drink coffee. How much sugar is in coffee? You're gonna be like this for 20 minutes, bro If you go sit down in the park, how long can you last?

Hella low-key. You can last hella long, right? And I think doing that, like, it releases all of that shit that makes you want to, like, do something. Because we don't always have to do something. I know. No, especially, like, just the weather change. Fucking, it's been, like, 20 degrees these last two days. Yeah.

And it just feels more like when I was going out and walking. Yeah. That shit feels so amazing. Like, I don't know why, but this winter was way more depressing than any other winter. I don't know. Maybe it was just me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this shit felt way more depressing. It's like the regular, we don't go out and do that. I don't know why on the regular we don't go out and enjoy life. Yeah. Regularly. I know.

I had that moment today too. I had like, yo, we should fucking enjoy earth. Maybe that's why Kelly says there's no sad or no bad days in LA. Because of the weather? Because all throughout, it's like you can go actually like on a decent walk, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah. I have a theory. Okay. So this is kind of a dark theory. Yeah. You know how rich people, what's the one thing they can't buy? Happiness? Time and age. They can't really buy like being useful. Yeah, yeah. But what's a way to...

to become youthful without making themselves youthful think about it's listen you even the playing field and make everybody get older oh think about that so what if all of the fast food all of the candies processed foods it's made to make us older that's petty it's because think about it all the all the elites what the one thing they can't have is

It's youthfulness. So if you make everybody else older faster, then in a sense, you are more youthful. That's actually so petty, bro. But low-key, that's like FOMO. Like, shit, if I'm not having fun and I see other people having fun, I'm calling the cops on the party to shut that shit down. But there's definitely like...

I think that's why, that's why comic books and shit are so realistic because it's always the rich people that are the supervillains. Yeah. And it's always the poor people that are heroes. No, one thing, one thing that I really, except for Batman, my bad. One thing I really saw about Joe and Bart, they're just big little kids. Yeah, they are bro. They're laughing, they're having fun, but that's why it's like, Joe lives in Hawaii. Yeah. You can't be sad in Hawaii. You can't be fucking sad in Hawaii. You can't be fucking sad. And maybe like, like Bart has his life planned out. Like he's on Las Vegas. He's, he's living, you know what I mean? So, you know,

I think as we grow older, I really want to tap into that sense of

Nothing fucking matters except for my life right now. That sounds selfish, but I mean in the sense of, yo, whatever I want to do, go out and do it while I'm still here. Also, WrestleMania taught me that it doesn't matter your age, you can still be so passionate and have fun at something. So when you're small, you get to that point where, yo, WWE, I love Rey Mysterio, shit like that, and you're passionate, right? And then you get to that phase where it's like, oh, this is fake. It's just fake.

Right? And then, like, at WrestleMania, there was, like, a guy, like, twice my age there doing all the chants, doing everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, Loki was, like, emotional for me. Like, I seen it and I felt that energy. That was the first time where I seen someone cheering for someone and I was like, fuck, that shit hit me. I'm like, no corny shit? Like, I was like, fuck, that shit hit me.

So you felt like his energy of being a fan? Everyone's. Everyone's. It was just like, damn, I saw Rey Mysterio. I damn near cried when he came out, bro. Like, shit, bro. And no, the funniest thing, this is how you know mans were super passionate. John Cena, when he came out, he brought a

bunch of make-a-wish kids outside right yeah usually when wrestling fans have a favorite character that they come out or the villain they would go yeah or boo there's a video of a guy when the make-a-wish kids came out some guy was like that's so messed up he's actually not seeing heaven fam he's actually not seeing heaven

But he's just a true fan. He's just a true fan of the other guy. I guess, bro. But yo, talking about health and your body and shit. Yeah. Did you see that experiment about how a guy forced another guy into thinking a fake hand was actually his real hand? Oh, shit. It's so crazy. Like a simulation or what? No, no. So he had this guy put his hands on the table like this, right? Yeah. He put a divider in between his hand and he told the guy, put your hand...

Over the divider so he can't see it and he put a blanket So now he put like a styrofoam hand in like to replace his real one. Yeah, so he has his real hand a styrofoam hand Yeah, so he said I'm a trick your brain. So you think this fake hand is actually a real one So he did first he grabbed the ruler and he on both hands. He started rubbing just doing the same thing He started doing the same thing and the guy's like

wait what the fuck and then he kept going on for like 20 minutes at like the 20 minute mark he stopped doing it to the other one he continued on the fake hand the guy's like uh do you feel anything he's like yeah why he's like bro I stopped touching your real hand oh fuck and this is the part he trolled at the end cause uh

He started doing the ruler thing. He brought out a hammer and he smacked it. He smacked his fake hand. The guy's like, whoa. Did you feel it though? He felt it. He felt the whole thing. Damn. So your brain is that powerful that you can feel that shit even though it's not happening to you. Yeah, because at the same time, your brain is looking. So your brain sends signals from your eyes to like your brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your freaking thing. You know what's fucking scary too? What? And this, I hope nobody gets a panic attack from this, but do you think you can...

Kill your hand Whoa Like like Just using your head Like stop And then like it'll die Cause our brain like Functions and Controls our body Could you Use your head to like Make your body Stop certain That's fucked up right That's fucked up Think about that shit bro You're a damn near a superhero Cause I don't know I couldn't just say no Like my hand would be like Nah why bro I'm scared I don't wanna think about it Cause I might have a panic attack Thinking about that shit

But deadass, if you think about that fam, it's kind of scary. You know, okay, so I think, do you get anxiety when this happens? So you know when you wake up from a nap and then like your hand, and you're like, you're sleeping on your hand, right? Yeah. And then when you wake up, you try to clench your hand in your head, but it's delayed. I know, I know everyone's out there having experience. I've never done that. What? What?

I never. This is crazy. I never felt that. No. So like you sleep on your hand. You wake up. And then you can't feel it. It's static right. It's static. And you try to. So say I'm clenching my hand. It doesn't work. But later it does. That shit. That shit is a crazy feeling. I never. I never felt that actually. Okay. So you have to sleep on your arm like this. Yeah you sleep on your arm. For like 8 hours. Yeah.

- That's fucked. - You have to kill your arm, technically. - That's fucked. That's lowkey, you lowkey might've killed your arm right there, fam. - That's why I brought it up. - That's exactly what we're talking about, holy shit. - That's why I brought it up, 'cause it's like, fuck, your brain is trying to revive your arm. Like, do you have that power?

Imagine like it just doesn't happen. That's anxiety. Yeah. It's just scary to think because I'm huge on manifestation. Feel me? If I can manifest the greatest in the world for me to be the greatest in the world, me to do the greatest things ever, right? Okay. And be able to like be physically fit, whatever. Yeah. Could you imagine or manifest yourself to be the opposite? Oh,

Holy shit. Damn. Like that's scary. Like the worst. That's scary. Yeah. Men who have a negative mindset never go nowhere. And you think that's what it is, huh? Of course. There's a reason why man's like, if they're there and they bring that negative energy, shit's not going to go right. Never. It never happened. Yeah. Cause I get scared sometimes like, bro, if I get, if I overthink shit and fuck, cause sometimes I think, am I, am I overthinking to the point where I might be manifesting it by accident? Mm.

Yeah, I always catch myself doing that. I always catch myself doing that. And as soon, I didn't really do that before, but as soon as we had the podcast and you talk so much about manifestation. Manifest the opposite? No, no. That's when like I started talking to myself like there should be no negative talk at all. Yeah. You know? That's the virus. That's like the poison. That's like the poisonous shit like people try to give you. You know what I mean? It's a habit.

I think, so I was watching this show called Beef. I'm not going to spoil it. Okay, I'm going to watch that. Yeah, I'm not going to spoil it. But there's this one thing they kind of talked about was, do you think there's a generational toxicity that's passed down? Mm.

So if you think about it, right when when we Can when we eat consume food? Yeah, we piss out the stuff. That's bad We take the good nutrients we put in our body and we piss out whatever is not good Okay. Now what if we do the same with our life with our experiences? but we accidentally like piss out the bad stuff to our family members or our friends whoever's around us, oh so

At some point, you kind of take that stuff out of you and then leave it. You dump it on them. But where does it dump to? Because if you're not dumping it into art, if you're not dumping it into a sport, where are you dumping it to?

That's a crazy thought. And then it's all a trickle and almost like a Jacob's ladder. I think that's what it's called. Where one happens, then the next. The butterfly effect. So someone's trauma here caused this trauma there. And then maybe their kids will have that trauma. And it all stemmed down to one person's bad day. Holy fuck. So saying your ancestor in 1935 had the most shit day.

Yeah, like what if you just stopped this tour or some shit? It wasn't even that crazy. And that's why like you blame that shit on like pretend you're like depressed. You're like, yeah, I'm only depressed because my ancestor had to fit back in. That's what I'm saying, right?

Cause that's probably what it is. That's probably worth. Cause if you take it in, we're only raised to our values that we know that we know. Right. So certain things we see, like, look, if you're, if you're a baby, if you're a baby and you had, you had money and I took it away from you and we thought you thought it was a game as a baby, you're not going to carry your gate. You're a baby, bro. Your,

Your baby, you don't even know what the fuck that is. But the moment people tell you, oh, someone taking money from you is bad. You should be mad at them. You should do ill intent to them because they did that to you. And we're fed and we're fed this stuff. Then what happens? Then we get affected by that stuff too. And we become the reactive. So do you think by that logic, is your future already determined?

Determined. I guess kind of. Because say like, oh, you're always a sad person now. That was already predetermined. Because your ancestors? Yeah. That's fucked. That's kind of fucked.

I don't know. Thank God we had good ancestors because we're happy. Yeah, but the problem is too, the problem is too, I feel like, I feel like there's more stuff that can go wrong now just because there's more troubles. There's more opportunities. There's more troubles. Think about it. Like our parents, maybe not our parents, but our grandparents, they didn't have to worry about, oh, do I have a charger? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is my phone gonna work? Yo, how do we reset the Wi-Fi? That shit wasn't even a thing. You get me? But at that time, they just worry about food on the table, what time the kids are getting home. Boom. Now, you gotta worry about food on the table, kids getting home, are the lights gonna be on? You know what I mean? Is the Wi-Fi running? Oh, shit. Now we have to hire somebody else to do the plumbing, blah, blah, blah. Uh-huh.

Back in the day, they didn't have plumbing, fam. Hot take? No, hot take, there was more problems back then. Oh, I don't know. You know those stories like, oh, I had to walk to school. I had to walk 20 miles through the jungle. No, but it's simple. 20 miles through the jungle and stuff? Check me out, though. Fam, we have Uber. I'm on something. Check me out. So, yeah, that was the task. You had to walk that far to get there, right? Yeah.

The alternative is what? Getting driven there. Let's say your dad has to drive you there. Oh shit. What if the car doesn't have gas? Oh shit. Is the brakes working? There's so many other things that can go wrong. If you're walking to school, you're just worried about, can I walk? Am I healthy enough to walk? That's it. You know, fam, the animals...

Everything in your path, fam. You're worried about that. Okay, listen. Okay, more time to go. You're going to have something with you to put out the animals, bro. Let's get technical. Say food on the table, right? Back then, mans actually had to hunt. They had to gather. They had to beat down things. Technically, in this generation...

I can hop on OnlyFans. I make a bunch of money. Food on the table. Are you ready? You want to get technical? You ready? You want to get technical, fam? So back in the day, we were hunters. Like you said, had to go hunt, get food on the table, right? That was the whole day.

No time left in the day for other bullshit. It's just let's go get food. Let's eat. Let's go to bed No time in the day for other bullshit like oh fuck am I gonna get likes on this post? Oh shit, my crush didn't text me back at this time. No other bullshit in the world fam. Texas? What the fuck? That's not even a thing bro

You're just worried about, okay, let's go hunt this deer. Let's go hunt this mongoose, whatever it may be, and bring the food back. We go to bed after because it probably took like 12 hours plus. You know what I mean? Listen, those are simple tasks though. That's a simple task. Our problems are equivalent to that whole day though. You understand what I'm saying? It's equivalent. That shit is really equivalent to be honest. Hot take. Do you think more time in the world

gives you more problems oh more time more time in the world gives you more problems because if you're so focused on one job and one task that's all you're worried about that's your life low yeah fam if you're dead you have no problems fam that's wraps you have nothing to worry about that's not saying that's your whole life is you're focused on that one task boom yeah if you have more time in the day then you're worried about oh this shit then this shit might translate onto that and then it overlaps boom yeah me if i had a car i had to drive people around you know yeah

Right? No, because at the end of the day, like you said, oh, I'm worried about likes on my post, fam. They're worried about setting up the internet, bro. They're trying to get work done. Internet's not fucking working. Yo, no. They didn't even need internet is what I'm trying to say. No, what I'm trying to say is like back in the day, they wouldn't even have had it. So that whole problem, in a sense, doesn't even matter. But it's so like they really had to figure all this shit out for us to get here and just press a button. You know what I'm saying? Real shit, though.

Real shit Technology does solve problems But it creates other problems Oh yeah That's a bit I can agree with that That's real as fuck Like it solves problems But a lot of this stuff Has problems too How many times Do they have to fucking Fix bugs on the iPhone Yeah real shit Why can't they just fix it once Real shit real shit Cause they keep upgrading it And then boom more problems Yeah

Upgrading it, boom, more problems. Yeah. The biggest industry right now, the corn industry, if internet wasn't a thing, bro, mans wouldn't be depressed, half the mans, because all they do is fucking jerk off. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Because, fam, before mans were buying DVDs, okay, I only have one DVD. That's all I can see. You feel me? Now, this shit is... Fam, anyone can... It's too... Yeah, I get you. And, like, the crazy thing is, probably the WWE is the one that introduced me to, like, that... Word? Yeah, because when I saw...

I don't know how they pulled this off on live TV. - Oh, on Edge, right? - Yeah, when Edge and Lita literally had sex on live television. - Yeah, that's kind of crazy. - There was grown men watching in this small ass ring, a bed going like. - And then you're like, oh my. - Yeah, like, oh my God, I'm warning off this, bro. - I think right away they capitalized on controlling us with sex, fam. - Yeah, for sure. - Easy. That was the first thing, like, that's such a human basic need. 'Cause would you say that's the point of a male?

It's to repopulate, fam. Yeah, yeah. Put your, put your, in somebody else and like repopulate still. Yeah, yeah. Right? That's like the main thing. But we made life more,

Than it was before. You got me? I guess. And then more problems came to that too. 100%. More problems came. What do you think they were doing before? Like they were like drawing with stones fam? Yeah. That shit would have been hard too fam. Let me draw out a scene. I'm not going to lie. That would be kind of cool to have one of those pieces. Oh, like OG porn? Yeah.

Like just a picture of a rock. I like this girl. Like a stick figure of a guy. Cause if you think about it, if there's nothing, right? Oh yeah. Like back in the day, I'm talking like prehistoric, bro. There's literally nothing.

the first drawing would have been crazy. Like, oh, shit. They huddled around like, who drew this? Right? I think that's why Leonardo da Vinci and like all of those painters, like Picasso, whoever, maybe even older, like in the Roman era, their art is so crazy because it's so hyper-realistic. And they did that with freaking like...

old old tools yeah rocks and leaves and branches yeah bro oh yo so there's this theory okay i really have to tell you about this as well so there's a theory that donald's donald trump's son is a time traveler oh fuck there's proof check this out so there's a book that came out it's called the last president right now in the book there's this

The main character, his name is Baron. Now, Baron, he has a mentor and he teaches him about time travel. His mentor is named Don. So Donald Trump's son is named Baron Trump. So he has a mentor named Don, just like Donald Trump. Now check this out, right? Donald Trump's great-grandfather, I think maybe even just his grandfather, Donald,

He was part of the FBI team. Oh, no. That confiscated and took all of Nikola Tesla's inventions, blueprints, and wiped his whole house. What the?

What the hell? No. Now, Nikola Tesla, obviously there was rumors all the time about he was onto some next technology with frequency and maybe even time travel. So how would he know this? So. What? And this book was written in 18... Fuck.

Fuck, I think he's, yeah, like 1869. It's called The Last President. The Last President. So they found this book. No, this book has been published long time ago. Oh, so what the hell? This is a book that's been old, but it's just weird that it matches up. And it's called The Last President. Yeah. Barron Trump, his father. Because you could say, like...

The new president, he's kind of, he doesn't seem like the president right now. Yeah, no, real shit. You know what I mean? No, no, because it's like. Because people are saying like he's a robot or whatever. He doesn't seem like he's all there. Whatever it may be, right? And Trump's been like too calm since he got voted out the office. It's like he knows like he's going to be back. Yeah, it's weird, bro. Like, you know what? He's been at all the events. Like, he's still shaking people's hands. Yeah. Like, he knows some shit about them. I mean, we don't know shit. We're Canadian, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But just from the outside perspective, it's looking like they need some help out there. Yeah, I know. Prediction right now, he's probably going to go back like the next year or something. Maybe, bro. But what's crazy...

There's another man. Oh, shit. And he was part of that same FBI group that confiscated Nikola Tesla's inventions and blueprints. Now, check this out. He claims that he was able to recreate how the Egyptians made the pyramids. Now, with the documents and with the blueprints, he started...

experimenting in his own backyard. He built this thing called the, I think it's the Coral Castle. I thought you said coronavirus. No, no, no. It's called the Coral Castle. I think in Florida. But the neighbors, what they said was every single night, they wouldn't see any construction vehicles, nothing like that. Because a lot of that didn't even exist at the time. But what they would hear

was whistling oh they would hear whistling and almost like a humming noise so and as we know tesla nikola tesla he was huge and his famous quote was if you understand the world through frequency

and vibration you'll have the key to the universe that's what he said and that's what he was working on and that's how he was able to build he was building this thing called the coral mansion coral castle sorry and those bricks are just as big as

As the pyramid in Egypt. Yo. Moving it. No fucking equipment. Yeah. Just by. Like whistling. Blah, blah. I can't whistle. That's one of my. That's one of my nerves. I say I can't whistle. You can't whistle? I can't. That's one thing I can't do. That's leaving my nerve. I can't whistle.

But fuck man like that makes sense because back then they don't have no Forklift. Yeah, how the fuck they go move it and like the the aliens are the only thing that I really seen was aliens have the spaceship And they're they're moving but by that. Oh you want to get into it? This is crazy, too So CIA document damn, you know, what's crazy? CIA gave all these documents out nobody fucking cares

But check this out. CIA document came out and it says, this is new, that Nikola Tesla came from Venus and he's an alien and his parents are from Venus. I'm like, what the fuck? He built the pyramids. That's what I'm saying. Now check this out, right?

So these are real CIA. These aren't fake. These are real government documents. But hearing that shit is so bizarre. Like, I'm so skeptical. Like, what the fuck? Like, is this even whatever? And at some point, I'm like, even if it's a real document, do I still believe it?

So if straight up somebody told you like the earth is flat, this is what the earth actually is, would you believe it right away? Even though he's like telling the exact truth to you? Probably not, bro. Probably not. Now, could you even believe that fucking Nikola Tesla is an alien? Like if you're a conspiracy theorist, I guess, if you think that way, I guess. But a regular person. The average person not looking at that, bro. You're not doing that. Even if you have the CIA document right in front of you, even if they put it out in the public right in front of you, they look at that shit, CIA, boom.

This is what they're saying. He's an alien.

bro i still can't even like fathom that shit nicola bro nicola tesla bro you think i who probably has those cia documents now who fucking elon musk and that's why he named this shit tesla just so it's like it's like you know the karmic thing like shit i have all his secrets i'm really like i can do whatever i want because i have these i bought the document yeah oh somebody owns the document oh yeah for sure and elon has enough money for that yeah and he's gonna buy twitter shit like that yo bro he's he's on

No, real talks, like, if you really, really bag it, bro, why wouldn't they try and recreate something using the old technology before? Why wouldn't they try?

Why wouldn't they try to solve the world's mysteries? Yeah. That's fucked. What if they have and they just don't want to tell you they did? Yeah, obviously. That's like the Andrew Dosh you said. Maybe the giant is like actually like in one of the books. Yeah. Like giants are actually real, but shit, we don't know that. Because we're not ready for that. We're not ready for it. Yeah, yeah. We're not ready for that shit. Bro, oh, so there's another theory why Andrew Tate got sent to jail. Why? So this is the... Apparently this is the true reason. They're both out? They're both out right now. So...

The true reason why Andrew Tate and his brother got sent to jail, this is the theory that he was actually making his own banking system. What? Yeah. So you remember how he got all his assets cut, his banks frozen, everything. He got banned off everything. He got banned off Uber, right? Now you can imagine, oh fuck, I'm blacklisted from the world. Where's my money going to go? Now where is he going to put his money? So he decided to start his own banking system to keep his money safe and

Now, of course, the elites, bro. Yeah. You think they're going to allow that shit? Hell no. Of course not. And what happened? Y'all sent to jail. And what did he get sent to jail for? Some other shit that, what, he didn't do? Yeah. So they just did that just so he couldn't use his money type shit? Yeah, fam. That's fucked. It's still crazy because it's like...

What what is he guilty of that nothing? I don't think so. I don't think it has actually done. Yeah, that's what I'm saying He has yes very controversial takes like he said some shitty shit But but the reason they don't want to do that is cuz oh he's person in power and he has a lot of money He has a lot of money and he has a lot of influence. I know but no but at the same time If that was a case they would lock up Drake but the thing about Drake the difference between Drake and Andrew Tate is

Andrew Tate is going after them. Drake's already- Yeah, he's doing his thing. He's doing his thing. Like, he's not doing anything wrong. He's actually going- He's a person in power, money, and he's going against the grain. Yeah. That's fucked. He's going against the grain, bro. I want to see Andrew Tate do that thing at, like, the museum, the ATM thing, where you put your bank card, and then it ranks you. That's the biggest scam, bro. I don't know why people are so stupid. They want to flex-

You put your bank information into the, Oh, at the MoMA. Yeah. And then it goes, and then it puts you at ranks of higher. Yeah. But there was actually a guy who, uh, who glitched his way into like a billion dollars who got rich off a bank glitch. How? So, so there was a glitch in his bank where he went to the ATM. Yeah. There was a thing where it's like an option where you could transport way more money that was actually in his account. So wait, what? So like there was, uh,

I don't know. It was just some random glitch where he was like, oh shit, I can transport a million into my account right now. So that's what he did. He did a billion and he put it, he went on like a six month bender. Yeah. And of just throwing parties, vacationing. And at the end of the day, it was crazy because he didn't actually, he turned himself in. Wait, so he got this money for free. Didn't get caught. Didn't get caught. He could have done this for a lifetime because it was a glitch. Like he did nothing wrong. Damn.

He's the first person to like find the glitch in the Matrix type shit. It was Dan Saunders. That's his name. And then they patched it. No, they only patched it because he told himself. Yeah, and he was like, he was really in the islands. He was like,

I could live my life being the criminal that did this, but is this worth it? You know, and after the six-day bender, shit, I would have stayed with the money, but I guess he had some morals and he was like, yeah, I don't want to live my life. He probably had a crazy time partying, bro. Crazy time. For him to turn yourself in and you're a billionaire? Yeah. Nah. Nah.

You had some crazy, you seen some crazy shit. And he was like, yeah, this is, I'm done with this. I'm done with this lifestyle. Holy fuck, bro. And then, uh, probably got into some weird stuff too, man. Like talking pigs. I'm talking like creatures, man. He was into it. He's like, yeah, I'm done with this. No, for you to turn yourself in, he had to do some, some shit that made him feel shame.

Holy fuck. Like every kink in the book, he probably went to. Dog, I'm imagining like a grizzly bear in the room, bro.

At some point, like, why do you have a grizzly bear, bro? Yeah. Like, and probably his plan was, shit, I don't want this lifestyle anymore. Put me in jail. The funniest thing, they only gave him a 12-month sentence. So he's probably out there. Oh, so he's out. Yeah. But he doesn't have the money. He doesn't have the money. At least it's like a reset. Yeah. Loki, how do you think everybody's life would be if you started with millions of dollars? Oh. And then, boom, your life is set. Like, how do you think your life would go? If you started with riches instead of...

grinding to go get riches. Ah, just broke right away to be honest. Me? Yeah. Because actually I really like found out like, like getting more money is like, fuck, you actually really need steps to maintain it properly or else you're fucked. Yeah. I think it's, it's what we were talking about earlier though. The parents teaching the kids how to keep it. Okay. Cause,

As a poor person, you know what I mean? The poor mindset came from the parents and the poor mindset stays. But it takes one person to change that for the whole family. And then boom, it's like a different mindset. The generation's mindset change. Word. Because I think... Fuck, there was like a statistic. Every like...

some some hundred years there's gonna be somebody in the generation that brings the family to wealth oh word and then it keeps it but but it is that mentality is that mindset that actually keeps it it's not necessarily the money itself too that loki is just like the chinese numerology bro maybe that that person was born on this time this year that's the one that's gonna bring the family oh maybe because uh what do you call this

Yeah, never mind. We got to really research it for us to say it properly. Because you lost the UFC bet to numerology. No, but check this out. This is so fucking... I'm so pissed. So GaryGG33, right? He said on his Twitter...

Our snake beats a cat in a cat year. Like what the fuck? What? He said that after the fight though. I'm like, what the fuck bro? How you gonna tell me that after the fight? How you gonna tell me that? You already told me before that Jake Paul is gonna win. Cause it's a cat in a cat year. Cats are gonna win. I mean, not Jake Paul. Fucking what's his name? Tommy Fury. And Tommy Fury won. Cause he's a cat in a cat. Dog. And then now all of a sudden the snake beats a cat in the cat year.

I'm not going to tell you why, though. That's what he said. That's what he said in the Twitter. What the fuck? He's like, I'm not going to tell you why unless you buy my $500 course. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck? And then his $5 course is just like that tweet. But who knows? I don't even know. I don't even want to get into that. But okay, I want to show you this, though. Because this is fucked. The superstitions? Nah, nah, nah. It's not superstitions. So...

This is going viral, but there's a prophecy about two people that will signal the end of days. Now check this out. It's mad relevant. I just want to show you. In the last days, the Bible predicts that two witnesses will be released into the earth who will minister for 1250 days.

How long is 1,250 days? That's like three years, something like that? Two years? 1,250 days. No, that's more. That's like four. Three and a half years. Okay, three. So look, look, look. Look what they say. So they say he's able, they're able to shoot fire out their mouths. I'm like, okay, that's weird. Right? Shoot fire out of their mouths. I'm like, okay, weird, right? Now listen.

Bible also states that there will be all sorts of plagues in an evangelistic ministry. Plagues, come on. We know about this stuff. Look, in evangelistic ministry, if we look at the disasters that have been going on, from viruses to earthquakes, and if we look at the most influential people in the current day and age, the question we should be asking ourselves is, Think about it. Who are two people? You saw the picture. Two people.

And a ministry, like a cult. That's what you're saying. Like a cult. So big, so much power, so much influence. And remember, fire out their mouth. And I'm like, that's weird, right? But the Bible always does that. The Bible always like exaggerates something. Think about it. Shooting fire in your mouth. That's like speaking truth.

Using your voice to cause that's the fire roll because what does what happens with fire it catches and burns Because that's a lot of the time like we read the Bible But we people take it so literal try to think about the theories in it like fire out their mouths fire

Fire out your mouth. See, why do you think... See, like, Andrew Tate is negative. Like, they should be pushing him, right? Yeah. But it's actually the opposite. Why are they trying to shut him? That's weird, though. It's just fucking weird. I don't know, bro. I don't know if you saw this, too, but there's a hidden devil's Bible. Have you heard about this? Oh, I heard about this. Yeah, yeah. So, I wrote it down. So, people are still trying to find this because...

I guess it holds a lot of knowledge. It's like a medieval manuscript, right? And there was a monk named Herman the Recluse who was put in jail for breaking his vows, right? So in return for his freedom, the devil made him a deal to create a book, a human book with all the knowledge. So medical stuff, shit that you couldn't learn normally, right? So it contains 622 pages of various medical texts

And 12 pages were actually torn out and hidden forever. So this shit is actually still here. And they're looking for it right now. It's hidden somewhere. And there's speculations that the 12 pages...

are known to cause disaster like the black plague all that shit like that and that's why it's hidden because it's so dangerous that if the world finds it the world's in shambles but someone has it I guess right now and that's why he has all the power like he can dictate the devil's bible bro fuck damn bro fuck fam that's like the thing of the moment somebody pulls out the nuke yeah

Yeah. Everybody else is like, oh yeah, you want to go? You want to go. So that's the thing. Like, it's so dangerous that you can't even pull it out. Yeah. Imagine you had that, but you could blackmail anyone. You can end the world. Like, fuck. I want to show you this list. I saw this list online. Yeah. And I love this stuff. It's 55 of the strangest superstitions from around the world. I'm not going to do 55 though. But...

I'm going to say these. These are kind of crazy. Let me see if I have them. So craziest superstitions from around the world. Number one, never say happy birthday too early. So celebrating or even congratulating someone on birthday.

Sorry on the day on a day before their birthday brings bad luck at least in Russia. Yeah, I think I know that one Why do you think that is because it's like why do you think there's no like early one belated is only after like you can say belated But shit, you never go you never go before because it's like - yeah, okay, that's an Orthodox thing - so there's another one So you should never place two mirrors opposite from each other Oh hundreds out

So in Mexico, they say facing two mirrors, open, facing each other.

Opens up a gateway portal and a doorway to the devil. Yeah, you can't do that You know what's crazy? My mirror at my washroom. Yeah, so and I usually have my mirror facing it No, no, this is crazy. But um, if when my doors open my bathroom doors open, yeah, that's when they connect and I don't know why but recently this was like a day ago and

I don't know. There's a towel. When I close my door, there's a hook and a towel. Yeah. So I was dancing around like brushing my teeth. And I don't remember if I hit my towel, but I remember I looked in the mirror and my towel was swinging. But I don't know. This might be just me just stripping, but it was dead ass like moving a lot though. I go live. Yeah. But I don't want to scare no one. And I don't want to scare myself. Scare yourself, bro. They don't care. So,

So I just want to say this is like, I probably hit it. Like, you know. Fuck. To not psych myself out. So you think because the mirrors are facing each other, it opened up for that chance. Don't say yeah. Like an arm like peek through. Yeah, like maybe an arm. Yeah. To like fucking scare me. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. All right. Next one. Next one. Okay. Okay. Next one. Next one. Boom. This one. This one's crazy. This one's from the Philippines. Okay. So there's a superstition that you should never go home right after a funeral. Why? Now.

A Filipino tradition called Pug Pug dictates that people never go straight back to your home after the funeral slash wake because a bad spirit might tag along and come inside.

So mourners will stop at a restaurant or they'll go somewhere else before they go home because they don't want to bring that spirit with them. Yeah, I know. There was a funny thing on Twitter that I seen. It's like Filipinos after their aunt has died and they're all mushy. Is that not fact? So that's why they do it though. Oh,

So that's what they do. So they can go somewhere else. And then, you know what I mean? I get that now. So it doesn't follow home. It's like they never cared about like who died. That's so scary, bro. Yeah, it is. Because you can imagine like, knock on wood, knock on wood. But like a lost spirit. You think, oh, all the families here were doing something. Oh, it's time to go home. Okay, let's go home now. Right? Because like naturally, let's say you go together with your family somewhere. You would come with them when they leave. Facts.

Especially open casket ones. Oh, yeah. You come with them when you leave, bro. You definitely can't go home. You have to... After a thing. Like, just naturally. Like, if I brought you to fucking the amusement park and, oh, it's time to go, you're not going to stay there. Oh, 100. You're going to go home with your parents. Exactly. And especially the cremated...

If you take that home or it's in your house, I truly believe that that person is still alive in your house. Really? Yes, bro. I don't know about that one. Cremated? The person's right there. I think that's just the physical, though, in my opinion. Really? I think there's definitely some spiritual thing attached to it. Okay. But it's not necessarily the whole...

You know what I mean? I think there's something there, but I don't know. Yeah. Because if you bag it like this, this shit is all physical. Yeah. Okay. I get that. It's kind of scary. It's just scary to think that a person burned is in your house, fam. Yeah. Okay. This one's fucked too. Ready? Superstition. You should never whistle indoors. Okay. Why? So they say whistling indoors is forbidden in Lithuania because it's believed that

to summon demons oh my god so whistling just whistling now remember we were talking about yeah with the theory when nikola tesla's talking about frequencies and everything like that you can imagine if if going home puts you in a meditative state yeah what if certain frequencies you can do with their mouths can summon other things not just regular

You mean feelings and energy? What if it can summon other things that you don't know are there? Yo, because really bag it. It's like that you've never seen a Chinese pregnant lady. I don't think I've ever seen my grandpa, the only one that I know can whistle, whistle indoors. Yo, yo, remember what I said? Yo, remember what I said? How my nerf is I can't whistle? Yeah. What?

What if that's to protect me, fam? Oh, yo. Yo. Yo, that's crazy. So you're saying everyone that can whistle can actually summon shit? Yo, what if the ancestors, fam, they're like, yo, he can't inherit the whistle gene because we can't have demons around him. Yeah, that's fucked. That's fucked. That's why I can't whistle, bro. Nah, so you're saying anyone that actually knows how to whistle is actually evil? Not evil, but they can summon shit. They can summon shit. That's

Fucking Yu-Gi-Oh. Swim in that trap card. Yeah. No, because even though you have the technique, you still can't do it, right? You still can't do it? I can't do it. Yeah, even though you have the perfect technique. Yeah, don't do it now, though. It comes out clear for you? Yeah.

That's wild. Imagine that all of a sudden I can start whistling clear. Yo. And the lights start flickering. You get the ability. But think about it too. Yeah. In all of these horror movies, whenever we hear a whistle, how does it make you feel? Yeah. Yo. Even when you're like, when you're in the woods or whatever and you hear the whistle. Oh, that's the craziest thing. The whistle from the wind. How does it make you feel, bro? Yo.

How does it make you feel? And I had a theory too. I had a theory. What if everybody, quote unquote, that gets sent to hell, not saying this is true or not, but what if they all turn to trees? What? What?

Why trees? What if everybody that gets sent to like hell or like purgatory. Why trees though? Why trees? Because trees stand still, can't do anything and are stuck for so long. Nah, that's scary still. Yeah, that would make sense. That would make sense. That's scary. And usually what happens when you're, the, the, the creepy shit happens in the forest. Because the trees are there. The trees are there. Oh,

Oh my god. Oh my god. And remember when I was talking about the random stairs in the trees? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fam, why does that all happen in the woods? Because there's trees in the woods, fam. Yeah, like that's fucked. And you want to get technical? Little Red Riding Hood. Where was it? The woods. The woods. Where was fucking Hansel and Gretel? Yeah. The woods. Big Bad Wolf. Alice in Wonderland in the woods. Oh, that movie. Yeah. Into the woods. Into the woods.

Everything's in the woods, bro. So that shit is hell, bro. When you first started this, the superstition list, I thought it was going to be like, Oh, if you like kill a spider, it'll rain. This guy comes out. If you whistle, your demons. All right. Let's see what else they got, bro. I'm not going to do all these. I just want to see what else they got. Okay. So don't cheers with water.

So there's a superstition don't cheers with water? Fuck, please don't be bad. So a German superstition declares that if you cheers with water, you're actually wishing death upon the people you're drinking with. No! The idea stems from Greek mythology. What the fuck? That's crazy. So if you have water glasses, I can't cheers with you. I mean, yeah, that's a weird thing to do. It is fucking odd. I've never, I've never, I think I've only cheered with water when I was a kid. Like that was it. True. But you're wishing death to the other person. It's a superstition. That's weird as fuck. Yeah.

Anyways, okay, avoid sleeping with their head to the north. Wait, why though? So according to Japanese superstition, sleeping with your head in this direction is bad luck because that's how deceased are laid to rest. What?

Japanese, they go crazy with these superstitions, bro. This shit is like, the more you know, I'ma regret. Yeah, you're like, oh, I can't do this now. Oh, shit, my left leg. You know what I mean? I'ma put the compass out to that. Where's North, fam? You get the compass out, fam. Yo. Oh, you know what's fucked, though? Because I saw this. It's like a Freemason rules, right? And apparently, like, okay, I don't want no smoke, but this is what I heard.

Hopefully, I don't get in trouble for this, but... I'm not going to get in trouble for this. But during a Freemason ritual, they're supposed to do almost like a movement towards every single direction except for north. Oh, I think I've heard that too. North? Yeah. Because apparently, that's where God is, is north. That's what they say. Wait, but where does the...

You know that place in the Middle East where all the Muslims, they go and pray to? Oh, the big box? The box one? Yeah. I forgot what it's called. I forgot, yeah. But...

I know for a fact that a lot of the mosques, they all face towards that. I think maybe all of the mosques, they face towards that direction. Maybe. So it would be interesting. I wonder where it's pointed at. But then that's good though. If you're sleeping north, you're facing God. So why would they make that a superstition? I don't know. But this is Japanese stuff, right? So Japanese are weird. I lied. You guys are crazy.

There's some hentai that's weird fam. There's some anime that are weird too bro. Like you have to watch anime to realize that Japanese people are kind of weird. The craziest stories come from Japan. They're creative as fuck though. Yeah. I love Japan. The most creative in the world.

So I do like this. This is another superstition. This one is just like fucking this should be common manners. Keep your shoes off the table. I mean, yeah. Yeah. So in Britain, it's considered bad luck because it's supposed to symbolize the death of a loved one. So back in the day, placing someone's shoes on a table was a way they let their family know that they passed away. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. You know why? Because it's empty. Yeah. And.

It's like where does the family gather every day? Yeah, you're missing a table. Yeah, that makes sense. That's fuck. Okay last one Yeah, let me hear it. Give me a good I'm gonna look for a crazy one. I'm looking for a crazy one Okay, this is weird as fuck so this a weird superstition and this is number 13 so this has this has to have some truth to it So stepping in dog poo isn't necessarily bad. I

So check this out. Really? This one is unlucky all around, but just go with it. Stepping in dog poo is actually considered good luck in France if you do it with your left foot. But if you step in poo with your right foot, it's bad luck. What the fuck? What the fuck?

So if I ever step in dog poo, I'm just like- It has to be your left. Yeah, left. Is there a reason why? Maybe it's an unconscious thing though. Yeah. Wait, wait. Have you stepped in dog poo before? And do you remember what foot it was? I think it was right. I think it was right for me. It's always right, yeah. It was right. Because you're walking. It's like you take this one. This is more dominant, you feel me? Yeah. Okay, one more. I just want to do one more. Okay, okay, okay. This is kind of cool. Last one, last one, last one. Okay. Let's just shuffle it. Go like this. Okay.

Oh, that's too far, too far. My fault, my fault. 38. Oh, umbrella indoors? We know that one. Wait, so this is why you shouldn't open umbrellas indoors. Why? So according to this superstition, if you open up an umbrella before you head outside, bad luck will rain on you. So there are some people that say...

This came from early Egyptians, while others say it came from the British. When waterproof umbrellas with metal spokes or the circumference could cause injury. Oh, when you open it, it might hit somebody. Okay, okay. That's not even a superstition. But Loki, I didn't know why the reason we didn't open umbrellas. I just knew not to. Yeah. It's like walking under a ladder. You just don't do that, you know? But you don't know the reason. Now I know the reason. So the reason is...

No, I'm right here. So the ladder back then is symbolized the gallows where people were hanged. Oh, fuck. That's why it's bad luck to walk under ladders. Because remember in the barn where we saw all the paranormal shit? The thing was right beside the ladder. I never released that vlog. I know. And oh, there's some crazy paranormal video that just came out on Reddit. So, oh, this is so fucked. I have the video too.

There's this guy who lives in an apartment, right? Yeah. His apartment was built in 1935 and it hasn't gone through many changes. It's still like very old, very like rustic, right? Yeah. So every night he takes a video and there's a loud ass knock coming from his closet and he walks to it. Soon as he opens it fast, no more knocking. He goes back.

- Oh, shit. - I'll show you the video. This is actually-- this is so crazy. Like, I know it's real 100%. - Fuck, bro. Burn the house down, man. - Listen to this noise. Ready? - I really don't think I'm ever gonna see this. - Oh, fuck that shit, bro. - Listen to it.

No more. So I'm telling you, this guy has been seeing like a lot of shit through his whole house. And this is the crazier part. Hold on, watch. He's even attached a cable to the door so it doesn't open. But whenever he does that, the ghost pushes the door open. And I'll show you the last part of the video. This is fun because guess what the ghost goes for. Hold on.

He does it one more time. Let me see, let me see. The cross falls out of the socket that it's in. No. No. No more knocking. No more knocking. You gotta move, man. Yeah, for sure. I don't know why the guy hasn't moved yet, to be honest. You gotta move, bro. Yeah. That really creeped me out, though. Fuck. Because it's not like a tap. It's a...

Yeah. If it's something that loud and aggressive, you know that it's like an aggressive energy. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, that gives you the chills, don't lie. Yeah, I don't like that, man. That was bad. I really don't like that shit. No, because I always think about if you hear something, what are you even going to do? Do you think it could hurt you? Like...

Because that guy is obviously living there. For me, it's the fear of like, I don't know. For me, it's the fear of like, I don't know exactly what it is. Okay. But I know I'm protected. Yeah, I'm protected too. But just the idea of like, it's the unknown. It's a mystery, you know? And that's kind of what drives me to like,

kind of look into this stuff because it's still a mystery. Yeah, you're trying to solve it. And I'm just wondering, like, there's got to be some nerfs and like some, some berries that they can't do. If they can do some shit, I wonder what there's some of the shit they can't. Like ghosts? Could you monetize off one? A ghost? Like,

No, think about it though. Fucking start a podcast with a ghost? Like, knock on wood, like, I'm not trying to do that, but I'm just saying, like, theoretically. I mean, shit, if you set up a mic and then, like, it taps Morse code for you, shit, you could probably run a- You could monetize that, low key. People happen to send it to me. Yeah, we were talking about people have monetized that. Oh, the movies. Yeah.

they've done a lot of that bro so do you think so let's say you were a ghost would you be happy people are monetizing your story no because i'm dead can we be mad yeah i can't go to but it leaves their legacy though no i can't nah i can't go to the club and make and throw that money around it bro you're doing that you're throwing my money around you feel me i would haunt you if you come back we don't know that you for all we know they're in the club too no bro for all we know they're they'll let this in the club

You know what I mean? Like you can't see them, but like maybe they're there. If I was a ghost and mans were making money off me, man. Unless you put a name to my like, if you gave me a name, it's not just ghost. You got to give me a name and give me my cred. Now, if you want to get technical too, bro, if you want to get technical too,

Let's tie everything together, right? A Neanderthal ghost. Would they even care about shit that you do right now? No, probably not. That's what I'm saying, right? Yeah. But there's no... Oh, actually, maybe there is...

If you think about it. From the old past. I don't know. Think about that, right? Like, if you don't know nothing. Remember what we were saying? Like, if a baby didn't learn certain things, like, they don't really care. Yeah. You know what I mean? There's some funny-ass shit going around Reddit, too. Yeah. Where, like, they thought Keanu Reeves, like...

Like there's a ghost that looked exactly like Keanu Reeves. I'll show you. Because there was this guy who, what do you call this? He's heard like rustling in his apartment. It's always an apartment, but he's always heard rustling. So one day he was chilling on his couch and he decided to take a picture because he's been seeing all these noises. Keanu Reeves. First look, right? First look. Let me see. I want you to see if you see anything, right?

No, I don't see anything. Not right. So people on Reddit have actually turned a bright inversion of the kitchen. So if you look really close, you kind of see a figure, right? Wait, where? So like, let me see. Yeah, really look. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So people on Reddit had made a bright inversion of

That shit look like Keanu Reeves. It's John Wick, bro. It's John Wick. It's John Wick. Nah, that's fucking scary though. I'm not going to cap. No, it is. It is. That shit is kind of scary. Because look. Look at the height. It's taller than the fridge. So what the guy does, he puts his camera down, records the night. Guess what he sees, bro? Hold on. You can't really see it. Fuck. Because it's so dark. But do you see it? Like the green? Oh, here. You'll see it better.

John wick look at John no, look at John wick look at John wick boom he's moving around no he's moving around see this is this is another viral like paranormal thing that's going around I'm scared bro yeah yeah you're scared I'm protecting I'm protecting it's okay shout out to everyone watching that night man we love y'all man this is why we drop it hella late

Nah, man. I can imagine like some people watching this at like 3 a.m. Yeah. My pants low-key. What do you do? Let's say you watch like a scary movie. What's the first thing you do to like get over fucking being scared? I just want to lighten the mood for y'all. I think

I think, like, I think you told me this before. Watch, like, Cats. Yeah, that's what I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I actually do that too. I watch, like, nostalgic videos. I think Berenstain Bears. I always watch Berenstain Bears for some reason. Some that you go back. Yeah. I don't know what it is, but you just go back into your past. Like, those are the happy times. I think you have to tap into your kid. Yeah.

Cause that's the moment Like nothing fucking matters Yeah Slenderman I remember I kept opening my eyes Throughout the night Because I just thought Slenderman Slenderman movie? Yeah Slenderman movie Cause I saw one thing With my friend And then I came home

Every like 10, I couldn't sleep properly. Really? I just thought it would fucking be right there when I opened up my eyes. Well, you know what's really scary? I hate the horror movies that are so psychological. Oh yeah, those are the worst thrillers. It's not even like paranormal. It's just psychological. So it's like in your own mind. Facts. That's scary. Facts. Like Us affected me more than any crazy thriller. Which is fucked.

You gotta watch, um... I think we have to both see, like, with all the guys, the new A24 one. Oh, yeah. Because I know for a fact that might scare the shit out of everyone. That's gonna be fucking scary. Because it's psychological plus thriller. Oh, my God. Oh, man. It feels like you're gonna go on a rollercoaster. Yeah, yeah. That's how I feel right now. Like, before going on, like, a rollercoaster, I'm like, ah, shit. Ah, fuck.

fun fact Gavin scared to go on Guardians of the Galaxy at Disneyland Gavin scared to go on Guardians of the Galaxy just fun fact take it take it I passed out yo take it so Guardians of the Galaxy was just straight drop g-force yeah yeah yeah I fam that shit feels like you're dying so imagine I was on the a credit coaster little little like little like loops this is this is me this is me second loop

I heard Gavin at the end of the ride. He's like, yo, pass out. You said it quick. You said it quick. Yo, pass out. Thank God that the picture is not in the loop because all you would have seen was... That's jokes, bro. I'm not going to lie. Because when we were on Star Wars... Oh, yeah. Tell them about that story. Nah, because the first time going on the Star Wars ride, the one with the stormtroopers in that room.

I have no idea what the ride's gonna be, right? So we're going through and we end up sitting in this like a like a kind of like a coast It's like a coaster, right? We're strapped in boom. So we're going through we're going through and a part of the ride is this one scene There's like an animation is an animation and you can see like a window It's showing that all of these cargo ships are getting dropped. I'm like, wait, fuck. We're in one of those. I

And I had PTSD from the fucking Guardians of the Galaxy ride. Because I went on the Guardians of the Galaxy, not knowing what it was, just like this ride. Like, oh shit, here we go. Oh my God. You couldn't see... Like, I felt... I've never felt that stress, like...

Brought on to me. It was like my girl at a horror film. It was just straight PTSD though. Because it wasn't even like my actual reaction to the drop. It was beforehand. It was the beforehand. Like fuck. Is this going to be like that? No real shit. That was actually PTSD. Because I've never seen you like clutch. Like go into. Like your. Yeah bro. It was like an armadillo. When it goes into a shell. I'm protecting my vitals fam. I'm protecting my vitals. Like you can't touch me. No because. Why?

one thing I was really thinking about the guard no the Star Wars building is mad tall right and I was like wait how

high up are we that's what i'm saying because the garden to the galaxy i did not know what the hell that ride was about we sit in and it seems like an experience ride like oh it's just gonna be like just riding through blah blah like put up your hands we're gonna scan you i put up my hands oh oh cool boom they dropped me the out of me i'm like holy no that was fun straight g force my body did the did the soldier boy

Like I wasn't even in control. Carlos went straight into that position. Like it was red. He was ready. Yo, I wish I could find the pic. I had the pic somewhere. But my body's like, it's out of control, fam. I'm hitting the dab. I'm hitting everything, bro. The nay-nay. Holy shit. Funniest part too. There was like these instruction rules in front of us. And there was a pose going like this. That's me. That's me. Yeah.

That Disney day was so fun, fam. It was fun. It was fun still. He didn't want to go on It's a Small World with me because if we went on It's a Small World, That sucks, bro. 100%, we would have had 100 team chemistry. We would have had TakeOver. That's so sus, bro. We would have been on Spotify at number one chart. There's no way two grown men are going to go on... Okay. At least us two. At least us two. There's no way we were going to do that. No shorties. That's so unserious. That's so unserious for us. Imagine that and eating beignets together. We have to at least have like a...

Like a cousin or a toddler with us. You know what I mean? Like we have to have some sort of family. A family friend. Like there's no way just me and you are going on that ride, bro. That's so funny. Man. It's a small... That's so... That would have built our team chemistry, though. I ain't gonna lie. Low-key, it would have. But that's too unserious. I can't get caught there. If somebody took a pic of me there and they catch me like 4K... Both of us? Both of us? I turn in...

Bro, I'll be mad at Steph. Oh, check this out. So remember what I was saying, like protecting my vitals? So I didn't know this before, but people that cross their arms, you know, people that cross their arms, they do that because they're nervous, because they feel kind of uncomfortable. So they do this, right? Because it makes you feel relaxed, comfortable. Now, the reason you do that is why? Why?

Because it protects your vitals. Oh, fuck. So when you do this, you automatically, not only do you give it off to other people, you automatically feel like closed off in defense mode. You don't want to interact with anybody. But the moment you open it up, it's different. You're more relaxed. You're more passive. Yeah.

And that's what you give to other people too. Because you know how like animals and shit, they have like... They turn red. They turn a different color. They turn spiky like fucking porcupines. That's their defense. That's their defense. We have our own defense too, but we just don't really bag it. Damn. No, because that makes sense because like you see motivational speakers, they open themselves up before. They'll do like a little shake, right? Yeah, yeah. And then like during the interview, somebody said if you want to get more confident, you do this. Oh, really? Yeah, that's like the total opposite of going like this. You have to Superman pose just to feel like...

- Superman pose like this? - Yeah, so your chest is out. Your chest is out. It's not in your body. - Word. That's why gorillas do that, bro. They go, "Feel me?" And then that's how they show they're big and shit. - Oh, you know what's crazy? - Harambe? - Yeah, no, no, no, not a harambe, but...

But if you do this to a gorilla, that means you want to fight. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen that. And then there was this little girl who was beating her chest. The guy was like, I'm not taking that. Runs into the wall. They got to put that warning, fam. You can't do this in front of the gorillas. And something I learned on TikTok too, if you see a squirrel, you can actually call it by doing this. Yeah, yeah, I saw that. My sister tried it. I did it.

You did it? I did it too when I was leaving my house. I went like this. It actually followed. I got scared. Yeah, because it's like matching the... You had to go like this and match the tail. Yeah. Match the tail. And then it sees you. You know what I mean?

It hops over and shit. Cause I think it's, it thinks you're like trying to mate or some shit. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I got scared cause it was actually following me to my car. I'm like, oh fuck, this actually works. You know what though? If, think about it. If you put yourself in the squirrel's position. Yeah. Nah, not even like a different animal. Let's say a squirrel was waving at you like this, like a human. Yo, I'm going to go into the squirrel.

Like it knows you're calling. Yeah, because it understands. Yeah. Understands. So I'm saying like if a different animal did something human, like I'm going to go over and check it out too. Yeah. Like it looks like a friend. A squirrel like just one hand. Yeah. Like what the fuck? Yeah, real shit. That's the same thing. He's trying to check it out. Yeah.

yeah oh you know how um dogs can't like i is there a thing where dogs can see like the the ghosts and shit oh they're colorblind i know that they're colorblind but yeah dogs can supposedly see ghosts yeah you know when you call a dog what do you do you fucking whistle oh shit oh fuck that's so true you whistle so when you whistle you summon spirit your dog can see that

Is that why they can see it? Because your owner is technically calling that. Yo. Maybe. Damn, that's kind of fun. My cousins recently got a cat. Okay. You don't whistle to a cat, right? You don't whistle to a cat, bro. You don't whistle to a cat. But I watch the cat play with the dogs and it uses its hands like it's a fucking human, bro. Really? Now, what's crazy, there's this sound that cat owners play.

To remind their cats that they were praised in Egyptian times. Yeah, you talked about this. Yeah, so it's like a, it's a vibration. It's like a vibrational sound. You play it and the cat like looks around like this. And a lot of the cats like on TikTok and stuff. Yeah. They start standing. Oh, that's so crazy. They start standing just like, just like what? Yeah. The Egyptian statues where they go stand like this. Damn, like they go straight into that pose. Yeah. That's kind of scary. They hit one of these. Oh no. If they hit one of these, it's crazy. They hit one of these, man. The John Wall. Yeah.

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