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That's good. It's good. Like I'm listening to AI songs now. This is my theory, right? And I knew this was going to happen at some point. Oh yeah. Eventually there's going to be a Spotify that's AI based. So check this out. Imagine you're listening to Shakira. Yeah. We can play it in Juice WRLD's voice.
You can play it in Selena Gomez's voice, Ariana Grande's voice, Beyonce's voice. So it's not even so set on who wrote the song anymore. It's just set on who you want to listen to at the time. Yeah. That's why low-key right now is like this era is right. If you take advantage of AI correctly, you can get rich quick because no one knows. Mm.
how to run AI. So imagine you're writing lyrics to these songs, right? Yeah. And you're putting it into AI and making it Drake, Travis, right? And you're releasing it and you're making money off this. No one's going to copyright you. No one's getting, you're not getting lost. Yeah, until they add rules to it. It's just like crypto. When they first launched crypto, nobody knows what the fuck
Like how to regulate it because it's new. So right now, here's the thing though. I'm pretty sure Elon Musk, he said, yo, we have to call for a stop on all AI right now. Oh, he said that recently? He tweeted that shit. I'm pretty sure. He's like, we have to collectively stop as the human race with AI. Oh, no. Because it's going too fast. Yeah. Because chat GPT is already on number four. Mm-hmm.
That shit's probably on number eight tonight. Yeah. You get me? Yeah. And who knows like how far it's going to get because those songs, it's so like, that's the thing with audio. It's hard to tell if it's real or not. Facts. Remember you said, oh, these podcasters can't get replaced. You know what happened? Joe Rogan, they simulated a whole Joe Rogan podcast. My dad sent me it. Oh my God. It sounded exactly like Joe Rogan, like an hour podcast. That's crazy. Yeah.
Yo, because what if... Fuck, this is the scary part, right? What if...
Depending on how much data they collected on you, they can already recreate you. Yo, this is the great, I sent this to my dad too. So there's this new AI scam going on where they'll take, if you put out any video on the internet with your voice, right? They'll take it and they'll call your parents and they say, oh mom, dad, I got into a car accident. I need you to send me money right now. Oh my God.
- God bro. - And somebody's parents got fooled and they've sent out a whole mortgage to some other guy. - That's crazy. - And they got scammed. - That's new methods fam. - No, no, new methods. Send this to your parents fam, don't like make sure you. - That's fuck. - Yeah. - 'Cause it's already tough enough for the elderly that they're already getting caught with some online scam. So this is even that next level. You can't even trust shit no more bro. - You can't bro. - And how do you know like, do you think the whole system's just gonna crash?
Cause if you think about it, if you really, really bag it, bro, like we're kind of stable right now. We're like this. We're stable like this. We're good. But the more little cracks chat GPT effects, like I think David Cho, he was on Joe Rogan's podcast. He said he fired his lawyer because
He fired his lawyer because he asks questions to his lawyer and he asked questions to ChatGBT at the same time. And ChatGBT gave him the exact same answers. Yeah. No, I think there's a cycle though. Like you see, it's like,
First, we have it in our hands. We're good. And then we make these machines. And these machines don't want to do it no more. So it comes back to us. And then we hate it. And then, what do you call this? We make more machines. So it's just on and on. Because you know, there was a video where...
An AI robot. He did 15 minutes of like wage slavery. What's that? So it's like repetitive. Oh, it's like moving boxes and shit? Yeah, moving boxes and like how people work at McDonald's, shit like that. And he did this for 15 minutes. He killed himself.
What? Who killed himself? The robot. So the robot killed itself. So the algorithm didn't like how he did things repetitively. So it became conscious of like getting bored. Yeah. And it got tired and it like dropped on the floor. That's kind of fucked. Yeah. And here's the scary thing about AI is because they can move on a intellect that we can't. Oh yeah. Cause like to download information, it takes what? Maybe five minutes.
Five minutes, maybe even seconds how fast it works for us to retain information that shit takes long, bro So low-key the only way we can keep up is we become robots, too And do you think we're gonna become robots, too?
Amen. Remember that TikTok you showed me of the, we become the wires and shit? Hopefully that shit does not happen. Because we're just going to be plugged. Yeah. Plug. Best producer time. No, that's because look, I can, did I see a whole world where we can just be fed by two of them and then we're just like in a whole simulation, whatever world we want to be. Infinite Tsukiyomi in Naruto. Whatever your wildest dream, whatever you manifest. Mm.
your best possibility and even throw in some challenges there if you want to make it so realistic. Throw in some challenges, fam. Yo, wake up. This is simulation. Yo, wake up. Chill, chill. So what do you think is the best quality people should have? What do you mean? Like before... So robots don't take over us. I feel like a soul, at least. A soul? Like, I think...
Like, cause creativity is down the drain now because you said, you said, Oh, even though there's a, we have a soul, they still recreated Joe Rogan. It felt like it was coming from the soul.
Yeah. But I feel like there's a spiritual sense. But you have to be on tune with that shit. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Because I talk about this stuff all the time. And I talk about it to certain people and they don't want to listen. Because they're not open to hearing that stuff. But the moment you're kind of open to it, the moment you kind of tap into the spiritual side, then you can kind of understand there's dead ass spirit energy. I'm not saying I'm the only one that can feel it. There's people that can feel it, bro. But
It takes that moment for everyone to be like that, that we can evolve in that way. Because we can only evolve in the technology way if we're all on technology. How can we evolve spiritually if we're not all spiritual? Yeah, that makes sense. Impossible. There was also something someone made where it's like, it's so stupid. It was like Riz glasses. What is that? So it's like the Google Glass, right? And there's a screen in front of you, right? Oh, and it's like an art. And they program chat GPT, except like,
To give feedback to the person So some guy went on a date with it The girl's like Oh Are you trying to see this movie? And then It transports the glasses The glasses reads it Puts out lines for the guy to say So it's like Oh yeah You trying to go see this one? Oh my god bro So it's like Riz glasses
Yo. That shit is so ass, bro. Fuck. So, they're pretty much like getting a trainer on a date. Yeah, yeah. It's like just lines fed to them. Like a script. Exactly, exactly. You know what's even... Because think about it. What if eventually...
That stuff is just in your head. What do you mean? Like it's not even tech like outside. It's part of you. Oh, it's part of you. And then what if like you don't even have your own answers anymore? That's what I'm saying. So it's like it's getting there. Like we're getting to that point. So Google Glass will finally turn into... So real life NPCs are going to be a thing. Oh yeah, 100%. Real life NPCs. Like they're actually just going to say what the computer says if they're on autopilot. Holy shit. Take it in low key. We just manifested NPCs because...
What's like that big slang word? Oh, we say that guy's an NPC. That guy's an NPC. What's gonna come? What's gonna come next? Real life NPCs. Yo, okay. I had this theory. And I wanna name it. I wanna name it the WeCo Theory, bro. Okay. Now listen.
I don't know if this is actual thing yet, but I'm a claim it right now and I want people to use it So this is the WeCo theory. My theory is that every single piece of media whether it be music television movies, whatever once a story is set on screen or watched and perceived by at least like a thousand people
It will manifest itself into real life. And the more people that watch it and the more viewers that it had, the more powerful the manifestation is and it will become real. Oh, that's fucked up. If you think about all the things in the past, whether it be technology, whether it have been like just crazy government conspiracies, like,
A lot of them came true. Yeah. And what if that happened because we collectively manifested to be real. Oh yeah. A hundred percent. And eventually like society moves in that way because we've seen in the past. Yeah. It's like we're taught, we're taught and then it becomes real.
That's why this shit is so like real because you said it just takes like a thousand people. Fam, imagine. So we're saying all these dumb ass theories, right? But there's a hundred thousand people watching us. So they start to believe it. So by your logic, this means that we can always, whatever we say here, manifest into the truth. Yeah, it could be. It could be. But it depends like how, because really take it in. We don't even know how much of history is true.
Because who wrote history? The winners. Yeah. So if the winners wrote history, would they really say the victories of their opponents? Would they really say, oh, these opponents, they were great people? Yeah, probably not. They're probably not going to say that shit. I wouldn't do that shit. I wouldn't do that shit. Exactly. So we don't even know the truth.
And still to this day, we don't know the truth. Do you think it's going to continue as we don't know the truth because we still have that ego attached to the world? Or do you think the world is changing into a different light? Or do you think it's still that human...
it's like that human weakness that human fucking ego no i don't think so because everyone's so connected now so you can see the losses so you know how back then you didn't have really like technology shit like oh to say oh look at that guy he got he lost someone you know what's crazy bro then i just my bad i just thought about this but what if a fucking like your ex-girlfriend right she sees you out with your girl she's pissed that you guys are so happy so what does she do
She gets the AI photo generator. Catches you in photo AI. Oh, that's so sweet. Smashing another girl. But it looks like real. Have you seen the Pope pictures playing basketball, bro? The Pope playing basketball. That shit looks real as fuck, bro. There's a Pope dunking. It looks real. Hold on. So imagine somebody does that with you and another girl and it looks like you're cheating. And on top of that, they're not finished, bro. You know why? Because they get the audio. Audio.
They're not done. They get the audio too. They get, yo Gavin, close the door. Oh, Gavin. You know what I mean? They get that shit on audio too. All generated AI. And then you hear your voice in the background. Yo Joe. You hear that in the background, fam? All the proof you need. And on top of that,
They get like a whole script on how to do it, a whole plan on how to do that shit. All the toxic girls, yeah. You just gave them an idea, fam. What are you doing? No, but it only takes, that's the thing. This is new frontier, right? Yeah. This is a new frontier. It only takes like more creatives to conquer these frontiers.
So for example, Kanye, he conquered like hip hop. Yeah. That's the new frontier. And then he like twist and turned it and made it into something. Right. He took advantages of opportunities there. People can take advantages of all of these different opportunities in AI and the tech that's coming out. And it's still going to be like new every week. Yeah. It's not even finished. So how do you think like, you know, how lawyers right now have a pretty simple, like it's
Not simple, but it's easy right now because once you provide evidence, you actually have evidence. There's nothing wrong with it. But now, since like you said, there's AI stuff. How do you decipher now? Do you think the school system will literally change up how to teach lawyers or are lawyers just... You want a hot take right now? Yeah. Craziest take right now. School's done.
Like school's over fam. The fact that we have chat GPT out and it's doing the jobs of people that get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars and they're doing it faster than them. School's done. Like maybe not necessarily like elementary school and the basics of common sense, but they shouldn't be learning math
The other stuff that the computers can already do, they should be learning how to use their computers because that's what we'll be using anyway. And then adding on the only jobs that will really stay put is like the wage slavery ones because the robots don't even want to do that shit. So they give the hard work to the humans and that's like the dystopian society. Oh, we're stuck doing this. We're plugged in. We're doing this all day because they don't want to do it no more.
Yeah, and then it gets even crazier is when, remember how I said the stuff that are missing is what? What? The soul. Oh, yeah. And then what can you start farming? Oh, no. Remember that sign in LA that we saw? It's like, we buy souls, call nine, something like that. Yeah, yeah, I have that picture. Do you think that's real? Do you think that's actually real? It's LA, bro. I wouldn't be surprised. But why would they put it out in the open, though? Wouldn't that be more of a secretive thing?
Or is that like a troll poster that they just put up? Maybe it's a troll. It could be a troll, but who knows, right? I wouldn't be surprised. Nah, fuck that shit.
You're just gonna get haunted. You're gonna get cursed like right there, bro. That's true. That's true. Yo, so you know what I just realized? I was on Reddit, fam. And apparently you're not supposed to cut your nails at nighttime. Why? I always cut my nails at nighttime. Like that's the only time I ever cut my toenails and fingernails. Yeah, no one wakes up and like... So it's a Japanese superstition that you should never cut your nails at night because it opens...
Apparently, this is what they say. It opens you up, like your flesh, to spirits to come inside of you. Pause. No, but like spirits to come inside of you. Now, there's this, um, there's this like ritualistic game in Japan that used to play. Oh, no. And it's called, hold on, I'll tell you. If you know it's in Japan, this shit's about to be fucked. It's called Hattori Kakurenbo. Okay. Right? And pretty much what it means, that translates to hide and seek alone. Oh.
So the way you play, you get a doll and you slice it open. Now, when you slice it open, you take your fingernail clippings, put it inside. It's weird. Fingernail clippings now, right? Yeah. Because now we're talking about at nighttime. So fingernail clippings. And you need, I think, like a prick of blood and put it inside of the doll. And you need specifically like red blood.
Red um, what do you call this shit thread the sew it up together, right? It's has to be read Yeah, now apparently what happens is the doll will start to play hide-and-seek with you So what you tell it it's a use you tell it three two one I'm ready to play and then you start playing with it, right? Yeah, you say you're it you're it and then once you say it the third time it's gonna start looking for you around the house and
And what if it finds you? Now, this is what's f***ed. So on Reddit, there are these two girls. They lived in Japan. And they're older too. They're like college students in Japan. They decided to play it. So f*** bro, what happened was the girl, she's like the local Japanese and the other girl, she's like a foreigner. She was pretty much telling her like how to play. They started playing and...
the foreigner started to see her friend change like in front of her yeah so she started to almost like speak differently like she you know how like people have different mannerisms and everything so they they played it they played hide and seek and the game ended like oh it was just all fun and games this ain't real right okay yeah but the next day she looked in her friend's room and
She was calling out to her like, hey, are you okay? Like, let's go. Let's hang out. And she went up to her bed and she saw like her body was paralyzed except for her eyes. So only her eyes could move. And she was like, she's like pointing with her eyes at a corner. And then in the corner was the dog.
The one that played hide and seek? Yeah, the one that played hide and seek. Oh, hell no. So check this out. So what happened was they ended up going to this priest. Of course. It's like a shrine out in Japan. There's a picture too. This whole thing is documented. So they went to the priest and they had to do all of these different...
like blessings on them yeah so for whatever reason after like the first blessing the girl decided to like leave like the girl that was cursed decided to leave she felt uncomfortable and then but the foreigner stayed she's like bless me like i'm trying to i'm trying to like get all this shit off me right so she started getting her blessings and the priest pretty much said okay hold on there's a hex on you
Like a curse? Yeah, there's a hex on you and it's stopping you from receiving these other blessings. Something like that, right? Anyways, once she was done with the blessings, she went back home. Bro, when she went back home, the girl, like the Japanese girl, she started talking as the doll. So they named the doll... Fuck, I forgot what the name was, but I think it was like... It was like...
Aran or whatever her name was like Aran yeah and she started speaking as if like like what do you mean as a doll so let's say let's say your name's Gavin right yeah it's like oh Gavin's not here oh no
That's what the Reddit post was saying. She started speaking as if Gavin's not here. What are you talking about? Who's Gavin? Okay, okay. And she started speaking. And the priest pretty much told her that game you should never play because that allows a spirit into your body and you're pretty much allowing that spirit to take control of you and you take control of the doll. So what happened was her spirit was in the doll. Was in the doll.
And then stuck in time. That's why on the bed when she was paralyzed, she couldn't move, bro. She couldn't move, fam.
So only your eyes like a doll. Oh, that's very fucked. That's very fucked. Is she like, did it like heal or like, are they back? So the Reddit story ended. Like they didn't finish that shit fam. That's the one thing about Reddit. It will never give you an answer. No, there's like updates. There's update one, update two, update three. And after update three was wrapped.
Like they updated a few times. No, this was actually posted like, let's say the first update was in an hour. Second update within like two hours. Third update was in like five hours or whatever. And then it was just done. Like they stopped. So who knows what even happened to the foreigner? Yeah. So it was just a soul swap with a teddy bear. It was like a doll.
I'm pretty sure they just found this doll at like a supermarket or some shit. So that's why, because I guess this is a part of you that grows off and you shouldn't even allow it to be on the floor and shit. Because I don't know, does this really count as something like... I don't know, but it's just that superstition of like you open your flesh. Yeah.
Okay, yeah. It's interesting though. And a prick of blood is crazy too. I also saw something on Reddit too. Another trending video. It was some German people. So these German people just moved into a house they bought in the US. And...
Don't know why but they were hearing a lot of strange shit, but it was usually coming from like the attic of their place, right? So they let it go they have a dog too and there the dogs always like curious of like what's going on and shit So what they found out obviously it's built on haunted ground So you already know what's going on? So
They hear some like noises this one night because they were waking up from something in the attic the guy Lily There's a whole two-minute video. I'm not gonna show you all of it Yeah, but he picks up his recording camera starts recording everything going on and you can hear in the distance like some or some Like walking. Yes. I'm walking and this guy's like calling his dog. He's like hey come here And you can hear the dog in the video. He's like
Like a scared dog, right? So he grabs his camera, walks up, opens the attic, walks up, and he places it down. And now the scene is just him in the attic and he's standing in the middle. I'll show you what happens next. Oh my God. Let me see. What's that? No, it's just like some shit that he has in the attic. So now look, he's up there. Yeah.
Wait, wait, that's him speaking? No, no, no. That's the dog. Yeah, that's him running away. But you saw that happen, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was right beside him. It was like a fuck off. He's just there. And it was
- It wasn't a slap over, it was like a, he shook the thing. - Like he pushed it, pushed it. - Yeah, and then it did it. - And then what happened? - Like they moved out, fam. That's the ending, dog. Would you want to stay there after you have it on video evidence? No, bro.
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Yo fam, I always wonder why... Look, let's say you did have a ghost in your house, right? Is there a possibility that you could stay?
Absolutely not. Me, absolutely not. But why not? Because I think that all ghosts have malicious intent towards people. No, but if you think about it, let's hear me out, right? Let's hear me out. Why? You think you can train it to become nice? No, no. That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. Okay, okay. So, do you like spiders? No. Me either. Yeah. You know there's spiders in your house. Yeah. But it's like, it's a spider though. Yeah. Spiders go, the best, the deadliest thing, it was just gonna prick you a little. Yeah. Now,
Spiders not gonna kill you obviously yeah, but it goes to will says who says all the videos already. No hold on Who's been killed by ghosts? That's a good point for me. Yeah, look if you take that look on it bro ghost. Oh, yeah I'm not like I don't want no smoke. I don't want no smoke. No smoke. I'm just saying like I
it's kind of like spiders for me i don't know it's just like there's a degrees to what like you're scared of yeah but i'm not talking like no conjuring demons like that's different okay yeah that conjuring demons that's so like something like this where it will just knock some over yeah
- I still can't get it. - 'Cause my cousin's girl, she has like her sixth sense. And pretty much, yo, I think they were chilling. It might've been a hotel or something. - Yeah, yeah.
But they were chillin' and then she could see a spirit like in the corner. Just like watching, just like this though. Not doing shit. And she knew like, okay, it's not like bothering. Let me just not say anything. I have a friend like that too. She's from, I think, Kazakhstan or something, whatever it is. And her mom has a sixth sense and there's actually a ghost living in her house. She told me this story. Living. Yeah, yeah. And so she's seen when her mom and her dad was chilling in her room.
her mom's hair starts fluttering because it's the ghost like playing with her hair. It's like this. She told me it was like this. No, that's crazy. But it wasn't pulling it. It was just playing with it, right? And her dad's shirt was like this.
But it wasn't... They're not scared of it because it's like... In the same thing, I don't know where she's from. They're not really scared of ghosts because as long as it's not doing some crazy shit and it's just playing with clothes like that... Yeah. Then it's just annoying. They'll let it go. But this is crazy though. The playing with the hair. That's... Yeah. Because that's the thing. Honestly...
To be fair, I'd be freaked out. Yeah, yeah. To be fair, I'd be creeped out. But, like, if you have nowhere else to go, nah. I feel like immigrants, immigrants seen way scarier shit. So when they see some little thing like that, it's not going to faze them. That's why they stay in the house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I remember I had, like, an uncle, too. And he said, he said every single time he would go to bed. Yeah.
He would always feel like something touches his toes. And it's just a common reoccurring thing. And nothing's there. He's just him by himself. He would just always feel it. But like, what's he really going to do?
You feel me? Like what's he really gonna do? Yeah, that makes sense. Like yeah, your toes got touched. And what? You know what I mean? Like you can't do shit, man. You can't do shit. I lie. Oh, actually there's something I want to talk about. Yeah, is it your dream? Nah. Oh, should I talk about that first? Just talk about this, the thing you're going. Fuck it, I'll talk about it. So this is crazy. I didn't know this, man. But you know how in the Philippines they had a whole rebellion, like a civil war? Yeah. Now, apparently the way they stopped it
They used the Aswang. No. Like, do what? No, check this out. So they used the Aswang to stop the civil war. What? Check this out. Dog, pretty much the CIA, right? Cause I think the US had a lot of sanctions in the Philippines at the time and they obviously didn't want them fighting and shit. So what they would do, they would find the rebel bodies. Okay. And they would put two holes in their neck.
So the dead rebels, right? They put two holes in their neck and hang them up on trees. So it looked like the Aswan God. Now it was so crazy and the rebels believed it so much. There was a ceasefire and the revolution ended. No. So they were that shook. They were that shook, bro. What the fuck? So white people been playing with us the whole time, man. The whole time, fam. They did.
They didn't know. So I thought that like they actually like they caught the asoag and they released it. No, that's crazy. Where it's like some Thanos shit where like if it snapped like everyone would be like Yo, let him out. Let him out. That's crazy. That's crazy. Let him out is crazy. No, but that's smart as fuck though. Yeah. Because knowing Filipinos they're mad superstitious. Yeah, yeah. They believe in that and they just
took the knowledge of the folklore and like, yo, we can use this for something. It's like a prank war. Like, what are you afraid of? Let me find out what you're afraid of and let me do it to you.
Yeah, so we should do that over here like stop the war in general just take every folklore or every um urban legend and just scare the fuck out of people you know what I've been thinking about because in cyberpunk There's this thing called a BD. I think it's called a brain dance, right? Okay, so it's a chip you put in your head and that puts you like in a simulation for almost like a video play out, right? Yeah, but it's not like a certain video. It's it's actual experience you experience now
What if, because in Cyberpunk they did this, what if AI gets so advanced that they can find out your deepest, scariest thoughts and dreams?
Put it into one video and put you right into that. I think it was just like in a, you ever watch Divergent? No, no, no. So in Divergent to take a test to like be that, be like part of a group. Yeah, you have to. You have to, you have to like go through your, you have to face your fears. And that was part of like a police training. So you literally have to put yourself in a simulation and face your wildest imaginative fucking nightmare ever. Yeah.
No, there's some... Oh, wait, wait. So you said divergent. So what happens once you face that? You're on the team. Yeah, like once you pass it, then you're like, okay, shit. Okay. He's brave. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? He's like brave and he can take it. So you're saying that AI might do that. Yeah, look. What if it gets so advanced, fam? Like they can start doing that shit. There's a crazy AI theory. So you know that lo-fi girl on YouTube? Yeah. So there's whole lore about this now. Oh, I think I heard a little bit. Yeah, so...
It's the one where you want to lock in and study. So you search up lo-fi and there's a girl in like a green pullover and she's writing tests and there's a cat behind her, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's a theory going on and how she went missing recently. So what happens is nobody in the community knows what happens to her or like where she went, right? But in the back...
of her window, there's like a building with a blue, there's like a blue light that flickers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And supposedly that's Morse code for something, right? Wait, what was the Morse code for? No, no, I don't know yet. So a lot of people in the community were putting random numbers in the chat and then deleting it. So nobody knows what it was. But recently, the scene on that YouTube video changed completely.
So it wasn't her riding with a cat behind her no more. It was the blue room. It was the blue room with only a door and that was it. So the community's like, what is this? What is this like symbol? Like what is this symbolized? And no one knows where she went or what she's doing right now. But the whole theory is like, is this the end because she got kidnapped? Is this the end of the sleeping stream? Nah.
No, but I heard the continuation. Oh, what was the continuation? I actually know what happened. Wait, what? So what happened, there's a lo-fi boy now. Oh, so it's going to be a boy. There's a lo-fi boy. That explains. And the boy is in a blue room and he has a dog. He has a puppy. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but plot twist, the reason she went missing, she went over to his house and got some pipes. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Sneaky link at the lo-fi boy. Feel me? And then she went back. That's how she was in the room. Yeah.
Don't kill me. But yeah, there's actually, I think right now, like if you go on the lo-fi radio, like you can still see the blue. And then there's also another option to watch like the other radio, which is the lo-fi boy. Yeah. Imagine they just do it with like different rooms. It's like green ones is like another sneak. That'd be pretty sick. That'd be pretty sick. They should do like, like all dark room. And it's just like opium music. It's like in the lo-fi music you hear like.
That's crazy. That's so crazy. No, they'll be kind of fired if there's a whole culture of different lo-fi shit. Yo, why didn't they do that? That's actually smart. They're about to get the idea.
They're actually gonna take that shit. That's gonna be... They're gonna have, like, every single, like, app. And then, like, boom, boom, boom. I'm so curious how many times, like, I said a crazy idea and then people, like, use it for money. I don't know. Because I don't know if anyone, like... A lot of people who don't listen to our podcast, they don't come for, like, the whole thing. So... And usually our...
The crazy ideas come in between those crazy clips. I'm curious if there's somebody that would make money off an idea. The real ones that watch this whole thing probably are going to get rich soon. At least one, fam. I dropped some crazy ones. At least one has to come out. There's this video I really want to show you. This kind of goes back to the brain dancing I was talking about. Just recently...
I think they passed like a law or a bill that they're allowing like psychedelic research with health. Okay. So they're using psychedelics to cure people now? To cure people of like PTSD, anxiety, depression, especially. Got you. And there's this video that came on my For You page. And I was watching like, holy shit.
because this gives a whole different perspective on remember that whole hippie movement that happened back in like the 70s i think where everyone was just trying to be everybody's like that yeah everybody's high off psychedelics right everybody's a hippie and they're trying to stop the war all that okay watch this video of how they were talking and how they're reacting let me see what do you do and so i said i live and they say no i mean
That's so true, girl. No cap, though? Like, say everyone stops working.
Where's the money going to? We win, right? Because say everyone stops their job and the government makes money off us doing... And we're doing the hard work for them. If everyone just stopped as a whole and just stopped doing shit, who? We have control. I think a lot of the time, and I feel like somebody really needs to hear this right now, is...
Yo, all that really matters is your survival and your mental health at the end of the day. At the end of the day. Yeah. Whether that be like spending time with people that you really enjoy or doing things that you really enjoy. Facts. But at the same time is keeping your health right. Yeah. You get me? Because...
Think about the basic survival in the beginning of time. Like, we're just worried about food. We're worried about, like, the jokes we're going to say at the fire pit. You know what I mean? Like, whatever type of shit. Maybe, like, draw on the rocks with paint. My girl always roasts me because she knows my sleep schedule is so shit. But, like, I take naps, like, you know? And I always just say, my excuse is, yo, but my mental health is on 100. Like, is that wrong? Is that wrong? Just because I'm doing some shit I like? Nothing's...
In my eyes, like nothing's wrong. Yeah. Because there's a right for everybody. Because at the end of the day, you're stressed about me taking a nap. Yeah. I'm stress free because I'm just there sleeping. Exactly. So it really, there's always like a right for somebody. And it's,
you shouldn't let because there's almost like a there's a whole system yeah that's like you gotta do this so that you can be happy like that yeah but who says like that's the happy you want yeah yeah i mean like who even let's say let's say everybody's main dream is like oh i want to be rich oh yeah yeah right and then for what like oh i want to buy cars i want a lamborghini like yeah okay and then and then
Yeah, there was a guy who did like some performance art in Japan to start like to stop protests, like to protest something like that. Like to show like how you shouldn't even be worried about getting all this money because this is actually how people are living. So what he did was he stood on, he sat on a toilet. He covered himself in honey and fish oil. Ew. And he sat in one of the poorest areas in China, right? Why though?
To show how people are living in the poor area when they're right beside the glamorous version of China. So a lot of people are not seeing that version, right? So he did this to give light to those people. And there was flies getting all on him, but he was like a monk, like nothing. He sat there emotionless and he just sit there. Yeah.
Damn. Yeah, that was probably the craziest shit I've ever seen. Nah, because it takes like... Here's the thing, bro. And I had this theory for a while. Fuck, man. So there's a theory in the Matrix. Neo, right? How did he escape? The pill. The blue pill? Yeah, the blue pill. No, sorry, the red pill, right? Now, there's a theory, though, that Neo was actually rich, right?
So if you think about it, remember in the beginning of the movie, he's a hacker. Oh, yeah. And remember the police were after him because he's done so many big hacks and heists and shit. So wouldn't he be rich? Low key, yeah. So what if the way to escape the matrix first is you need to have that taste of what it is to feel rich? Yeah. Or have... Because if you think about it,
Neo was sleeping in a bummy ass apartment. Yeah. But he's the best hacker. Remember? So if he is super rich and he's still in the bummy ass apartment, what if he had that epiphany of, wait,
All of this money doesn't matter. Let me just live in this bummy ass apartment because like none of it even matters anyway. I think he started doing hacking just as his thrill because he loved it because he liked to do that stuff. And what if the actual him going and exiting the matrix was the realization? It's like a metaphor onto itself. That's him exiting the matrix was, yo, even though I'm so rich, even though I beat the system. Yeah.
Like none of that stuff matter because fam like once you really get into it It's like okay You have this money and then a lot of times you're you're not stressed as much so you're not doing a lot, right? And when you're not doing a lot, it's like um, you're in your own thought and once you're in your own thought you kind of get like depressed like Fuck, it's just me and my thoughts now depends it
It depends. It depends how you are in your thoughts. That's why. That's why it's like a lot of times and I'm super bored because I always shit like I have this job. I do it. And then my free time, I'm just not doing anything. But low key, those times are like the most depressing times because usually when I was when I was still grinding, like I would I would be always doing something. I would distract myself from my own thoughts. So it's like what Joe said on the podcast.
He likes it when he starts from square one because when he has it all He's he doesn't like that because he's not doing anything anymore. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, so I got like exactly what Joe was saying cuz you can put like you can put me back into the homeless state I'll low-key like I'm not saying like like it but it'll motivate me more to go out and do shit boo So why are you not motivated though? I don't know
don't know you're not motivated at anything right now no i am i am like there's still stuff i want to accomplish but it wasn't like crazy like before you know what bro i think you need to pick up hobbies fam yeah yeah i do because i'm motivated as shit just to do like i'm learning nunchucks fam
No, my thing, my hobby is going on TikTok, fam. What the fuck? Yeah. Nah, bro. Yeah, on my phone. I mean, that's good for the business. It's good for jump or jump. It's good for jump or jump. But still, like, I think everybody needs hobbies to distract themselves or at least to, like, help their brain, like, function. You feel me? Because the biggest thing I always tell my mom and dad, like, yo, when I'm older, I'm going to start playing a lot of video games.
Because that's when, that's when maybe I can't be as physical and I can't do all as much of these like physically daunting activities like sports, Muay Thai, whatever. So you saved it for later. So I'm saving the video games for later, bro. Check that out. That's delayed gratification. Yeah. Yeah.
Because like I know these video games are fire. I didn't even get to play the new God of War. I'll play that shit when I'm older. You get me? Okay, so say you're eating a meal, right? I just want to figure this out. Yeah. When you're eating the meal, do you save like the best thing for last or do you eat it first? I eat a mix of everything. Okay, but like your last bite, is it like the one that you want the most? Like the item that you want the most, you're taking that last bite of? Yo, you know what? I don't know.
No, like I actually don't know. Like I just eat it. Okay, okay. So I'm not sure if it's like a good bite or not. Like it just enters my system. No, mine like I make sure like the last thing on the like that comes into my mouth, pause, is like the best, the thing I look forward to the most. So I know it's like a blessed meal.
Really? Yeah. I don't know. It's just me or it's like OCD or something, but like that's... I don't really pay attention. Okay, okay. Like I'm more... I think I pay attention to the scenery rather than the food sometimes. Scenery? Yeah, like sometimes I'm like dead ass. I don't know if I'm the only one like this, but I'll taste the flavor of the dining table mat with my food fam. Ew, ew. Not like I taste the flavor, but like the pattern has a flavor. Yeah. Does that make sense? What?
No, like, let's say you're at a really fancy restaurant. Okay, let's say you're at Pho. Okay. And you're at, sometimes at Pho, there's this specific Pho place that has like the bamboo ones. Okay, okay. And oh, and you're trying to taste it like that? No, like I taste it and it tastes like, oh, it's like bamboo aesthetic. I don't know how to explain it, bro. I can't. And then whenever I have gelato, oh no, no, no. Whenever I have regular ice cream, if I want to pretend like it's gelato or like a different thing, I can actually make my brain taste different.
Gelato. Like make it like different. No I do that. No I do that with mukbangs. So imagine I'm hungry at the middle of the night. But I only have chips right. So I'll eat Takis. And watch a barbecue like mukbang. And pretend the Takis are barbecue. Oh. Like you get what I'm saying. Takis are ass though. I hate Takis. Takis like.
barbecue flavor tastes like barbecue. So I'm trying to stimulate in my body. Like that's that. - Oh, true. - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - True. I think what if food ends up becoming like a- - What?
What if they end up making food just like a flavor? A flavor? What if you could taste? That's how it is already with chips. No, no, no, no. Like you can taste like a whole meal. Like you can get full off like a. Oh, that's kind of crazy. You just put like a pill. A drop? Holy shit. Yo, that's crazy. Right? That'll save me so much time. Imagine they just sell drops at the grocery store now. It's just like you turn a plug. You get a like a little water bottle. Drink that. You're blessed. They should do that.
That would be so convenient. That would be so convenient. Especially for like soldiers and shit too. Oh yeah. But is that even possible like in something so small? Everything is possible, fam. Maybe we would have to like expand and shit. Everything is possible, bro. That shit low-key is the next thing. It might be. But the one thing I always wanted, you ever watch Spy Kids? Yeah, yeah. You know in Spy Kids where they put the like the...
This is how, bro, I love this so much. It's like a little plastic thing. They put it in the microwave and then boom, McDonald's appears. Yeah, yeah. I think as a child, everyone wanted that, something like that. Anything about like movie food. When we went to Disneyland. Anime food too. Anime food too. Yeah, yo. I'm surprised when we went to Disneyland, they didn't do more of like the...
Actual the actual movie food like food from the movie. Yeah, how come you don't do that? I don't know that that should be no, but I think you know, I'm so in Super Mario the one in Tokyo Japan Yeah, I think they actually make food based on like mushroom. Yeah mushroom. They actually have mushroom soup and stuff like that We're gonna get a Krabby Patty. Where can I get that shit? Who owns the right sick? Wait, does Nickelodeon have a world? Oh
Is there a Nickelodeon world? No, there isn't. Fuck. Yeah. They should low-key make that. That's why it's lacking right now. Remember I told you the biggest slip-up of Nickelodeon is not making crusty crap everywhere? Oh, my God, bro. That would be a billionaire business by now, bro. That would be bigger than Mr. Beast Burger. That would be bigger than... That would probably be bigger than Chick-fil-A. Damn near bigger than McDonald's, fam. Holy shit. They would take over the game. Do you think there's any, like...
Damn, would you say there's any comparable show to Spongebob right now? Comparable show. Like, if you think about it, Spongebob's forever. Yeah, it is. It's still a low-key show. It's forever. And there's still memes every year. Is there something that we still meme like that? You can't say Rick and Morty because it's not forever. You can't say Rick and Morty because it's not forever. I was thinking Adventure Time, but that's also not forever.
Low-key, there's not right now. Like right now, I can't think of one. Damn. Okay, hold on. There's a... I have a theory I have to tell you, actually. I have a bet. So there's a theory why SpongeBob always fails his driving test. You said this, no? No, I'd never said this. Okay, why? It's not what you think. It's actually not what you think. So SpongeBob, every time he takes the boating test with Mrs. Puff, what happens? He fucking fails, right? But it's not for the plot.
Does he want to see Miss Puff again? Nah. Why? So the reason SpongeBob always fails and the reason SpongeBob's even taking boating lessons, driving lessons is because it was mandatory for Nickelodeon to have a school in the show.
What? Yeah. Like, they needed school in the show. Why? It was just like a requirement from the producers. Yeah, because there isn't any other school except that boating school. And the reason he always fails is so that they can always go back to the boating school and they can show that he's in school. Oh.
Oh, so they just had to meet that requirement. Yeah, they had to meet the requirement. That's the only reason he always fails. That's true. Like, no other reason, fam. Like, this guy just fucking fails all the time just because the producers need to make money. Yeah, that's crazy. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Imagine we had to do that shit, but, like, our thing is talking about how, oh, school's done, AI's next. Yeah. But it's like, no, you guys have to change it up now because they're not going to promo you. I wish they could make more, like, cartoons that are relevant. Yeah.
But all of it is just going to be like comedy and shit. Maybe it's only like adult cartoons because adults only watch cartoons. Yo, wait.
theory what do more adults watch cartoons than kids now oh debatable because what's that other one that they have cocomelon no but hold on as a collective though as a collective of the whole population i know there's millions of people watching anime billion billions probably kids aren't watching that's cartoon still
compared to kids and loki like right now i think that's a big thing that we're missing that's why we're going back to it like the kids uh coming up don't know the great shows that we had yeah that's why they're they're on their ipad they're on tick tock oh my little cousin when i came into uh my uh the birthday party yeah he's like he's like 10 right he goes first thing he says to me yo congrats on 10 on 10 mil i'm like what
On what? He's like, oh, TikTok. I like follow your TikTok. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But this guy's not talking to me about no kid shit. It's like, oh, 10 mil, fam. Like straight away. I'm like, damn, that's how kids are now? Kids, yeah. Kids are on TikTok. Kids are on other things, but we don't really, they don't really watch cartoons and stuff. Do you think kids know Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck and shit? Yeah, because. But how though? Like, where are they watching this shit? Because back in the day, we had Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Like what? What else?
It's Netflix for them now. So whatever's on Netflix, if they don't have a Mickey Mouse or like the niche characters, they won't know. Would they even know like Pluto? Donald Duck, Pluto? Yo. Kinda. Did you know there's a Donald Duck theory? Have you heard it? No, what is it about? That he has a stuttering problem? Nah, but why he has that? Why? So Donald Duck, we know he has like anger management, right? He always gets fucking angry. He always like throws a fit and shit. Yeah, yeah. Do you know why? No.
He has PTSD from World War II. That's why he's dressed up as a sailor. Listen, listen, listen. So the beginning of Disney, every single footage they had of Donald Duck, it was always him in a war.
It was always him in war. And that's why when, you know, the nephews are bothering Donald Duck and he always goes like this. He's having a PTSD attack, bro. So he wasn't just annoyed. This is real. Yeah. And I think the reason he wears, cause he's retired. Like he's not still in war. I think the reason he wears his sailor uniform is because that's what makes him feel the most comfortable.
that's why he's always wearing it wait so was mickey also part of the war too because remember sailor mickey like the who dude like he's whistling i don't think he was part of the war he might have been like a like a like a draft runner still like you didn't make the cut you hate the cut bro maybe there's like a whole theory like they were all in the war though and then they just got dropped off to some next parallel universe nah
Donald Duck just had freaking PTSD. Pluto was like, I actually like. Wait, why does Pluto not talk though? That's why. Because he was a, he was a dog. He was a dog that sniffed out grenades and he just, he got so much PTSD that he didn't want to talk. No, but Goofy's a dog. Goofy's a, huh? Listen,
Listen, hold on. Goofy's a dog, right? And he can talk. Goofy's not a dog. Yes, he is. What is he? He's a dog. No, he's a mouse. Goofy? Mandela effect, bro. This guy just doesn't know cartoons. Goofy is a dog, fam. Dogs don't make that noise, fam. Yeah, they do. No, they don't. But anyways, Goofy's a dog, right? Okay. But Pluto's a dog, too. Pluto's an actual dog.
But Goofy's a dog. Pluto is on all fours. Goofy's actually walking around like Mickey Mouse. And what's Mickey Mouse? No, but Goofy's a dog too. But how come Goofy can talk and react but Pluto can't? Because he's a mouse, fam. He's not a mouse. Comment down below because I'm actually deadass. Goofy's not a dog, fam. You want me to switch it up right now? I'll show you. Goofy's a mouse. You're tripping, first of all. Goofy's a dog, fam. Goofy dog. Boom. He's a dog, bro. What? You didn't know that? No.
No, but why is he on all why is he that's exactly what i'm saying That's exactly what i'm saying. I thought he was just a long, you know how there's mario and luigi I thought mickey was the mario like he and then he was like the extended version like the log What theory he's not even a dog then that's what i'm saying. It doesn't look like a dog. Yo He's not a dog. Yo theory. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, like he says he's a dog. Yeah
So we know mouses exist. We know mouses exist. We know cats exist, right? But rats!
Rats have to exist too. What if Goofy's a rat? Yeah, he looks more like a rat. And he doesn't want to let everybody else know that he's a rat. So he wears orange. What's the color of Pluto? Orange, fam! He's pretending to be a dog. He's telling everybody he's a dog. So he's wearing orange like Pluto because Pluto's a real dog. But he's a rat. Dang.
Right? That was a crazy one. Filmy? Yeah, yeah. But does it say like it's actually... He's a dog. Okay. It says he's a dog. Okay, that's kind of weird. No, but like as like... If you see now kids, when they're going out for like Halloween and shit, they don't dress as like the cartoon characters. It's more of like idols they look up to. It's like more Spider-Man, Superman. It's not like Mickey, like how we were doing it before. Mickey Mouse. You know, the cartoons. Yo, what if like...
What if Pluto can actually talk and he's just one of those cucks that like... Oh, he's like Perry? Or he's like Perry? Chill, chill. No, I'm talking about like, you know the girl that pretended she's a dog? Oh, what? Ew. No, I don't think so. I don't think that's a story. Because the equivalent... Listen, the equivalent to Goofy and Pluto is having like Charon beside you and then he's on all fours. Yeah, but I don't... And he barks. Because, you know what I mean? Charon's a human, you're a human.
But he's just on all fours. So if you were a dog and he was a dog? Yeah, I think we're just deep in it, to be honest. I think we're just deep in it. We're probably deep in it, but still, like, it's interesting. Yeah, it is. That was a decision, fam. That was a decision. No, bro. He's just a dog. He's an actual dog that doesn't talk. He's like Perry. They're like, why does Perry not talk?
Somebody called the shot though. Exactly. Somebody called the shot. It was a decision made. 100%. Going back to the Halloween costumes and shit. Yeah. Did you ever hear about the Itaewon crowd rush thing that happened? No, what is that? So like, everyone on Halloween wanted to go to Itaewon, right? In Japan? Yeah, in Japan. And,
And it's one, if you didn't know, their alleyways are super like thin. Right. So everyone like influencers, streamers, they're all on live. Right. Yeah. And I think it was like in the middle of the night, everyone starts clumping in one alleyway. Right. So there were streamers who were just like laughing and they're having a fun time. Right. And then like middle of night.
Emotions just switch Everyone's like From laughing They're crying They're screaming Everybody? Yeah because They're packed into this alleyway Like sardines fam And there was one point where The streamer even Got lost in this alleyway And he was saying that There was a girl who was Very Like way smaller than her And she was turning purple
Like in this crowd. Oh shit, because she was getting suffocated. She was getting suffocated, fam. And what happened was the way he got saved, there was people on like this little ledge on the roof who said, yo, come up here. It's getting super squished. And luckily he got pulled up
There was a moment where the guys on the roof were like, fam, we can't, we can't like let anyone else here because like we would, we would get suffocated too. Right. So you know how much people, yeah. So you know how much people like passed away in that tragedy because it was just like, everyone was in one place at one time during Halloween. Yeah.
And people just died. In costumes too. In costumes. And it was fucked too. The store owner after everything happened came out and he had a platter with candles and bread.
and he came out he walked out and in the alleyway he put it in the middle and the uh security police were like sir you can't come on this is a whole crime scene right now and he got angry he said stop stop let me do this and he lit up the candles and put the bread and he said i want the the people who died here to have their last meal damn because he said he was trying his best because his store was on the alleyway yeah he tried getting as much people and inside yeah
It was so fucked. This was all just because they were like partying and shit? Yeah, yeah. And it got too crowded. Fuck, bro. That's scary. That's like Astroworld. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, trampled. Because you can't... Because imagine how heavy one person is, like, on top of you. Yeah. And then imagine, like, double that. Now triple that. Now quadruple that. Now imagine we're like 200 people deep. Yeah.
Yo. And imagine people are flying in. So usually the Chinese and Japanese people are really small compared to like the tourists. So imagine a bunch of tourists squishing them. Damn. You know? Because the tourists are bigger. Yeah. Bro. That's crazy. Do you think like if you passed away in a costume, you'd still have that costume on?
what like it was the most random thought no like if you're dressed as spiderman like passed away would you be still dressed as spiderman no i would want someone to take that off of my figure there's no way because you know like they say ghosts that at the the military bases like they still wear their military uniforms so like if you go there would you see like people dressed up as
Batman. Yeah, I think you would. They would probably be dressed up as like their costumes, fam. Yeah. Or like if they were something scary like as a ghoul. Okay, yeah. At first that came off as like the most random question but then now I get what you mean. No, like it makes sense. Like would you actually be... That's a good question, fam. Yeah, yeah. Like the crime scene would be people in costumes. The crime scene would have been people in costumes. Yeah, yeah. No, that's facts. That's kind of terrifying, fam. If you saw a ghost... Yeah.
What's more scary a ghost that's a regular person a ghost that's spider-man, bro Like if you saw like a transparent spider-man in your room. Oh, yeah, that's very scary than the actual I can't even see the transparent one Now there's a floating spider-man in my room. What the fuck do you think I'm gonna get scared? Wait, wait, that's actually kind of scary though Like because if I just saw a regular person like a regular ghost like as a woman, right? Like yeah, i'm scared, but I know it's a it's a woman. Yeah
But why the fuck is it Spider-Man? Oh my god. Or if they're dressed as like a cat. Yo, that's frightening, bro. Have you seen like somebody dressed up... Like when you're dressed up as Naruto. A Naruto ghost, bro? I'll be like, wait. That's fun. It would give me different emotions because I would look at him like, oh, what the hell? And then I would guess... Because they're probably dressed... It's Japan, so they probably have some like Japanese costumes too. That's crazy still. What do you think you take with you like if you become a ghost?
Like, what do you mean you take... Do you think everything's the same about you? Do you think it's even you or is it just like a replay? 100% it's still you. What do you mean replay? I don't think it's a replay. No, what if it's like, you know, the stone tape theory? Like, it's just a replay of like actions that happen? Because what if that's what it is? It's not necessarily like you there. What if it's like... You know when you play those racing games? And then when you have a...
When you beat the time... Okay. There's this sad story too. So there's this guy on Reddit. Yeah. And his brother passed away. Okay. So every single time he would play Need for Speed with his brother...
So one time he loaded up Need for Speed. This was after his brother died. Yeah. And he just like wanted to feel that comfort again of playing with him. So he loaded up Need for Speed. And when he was driving... There's a car that's... Yeah, there's like the invisible car like that shows his race. So he started driving. Yeah. And then... Because it remembers, right? It remembers like the last race, the best record. Oh, okay, okay. So...
he was driving he's driving it playing the game and then just before he hit the finish line he's like nah he has to win because he could erase his brother if you beat him oh that's kind of so he can never be his brother in this game or like he'll he'll be gone forever that's actually real that sounds like the most fake story no this is a true story this is like i thought he won i wouldn't see my brother again no this is real
I'm pretty sure it's either like a... I would be in there like, hell yeah, new record. You know when Instagram was still... People posted the filters? Oh, okay, yeah. Like early Instagram. I'm talking about like it was only photography. Okay. I think it was one of those on the earliest memes. Yeah. Like, you know the picture and then like the text? Oh, okay, yeah.
I don't even think it was like a Reddit story. I'm pretty sure it was just like the text on a picture. Yeah, no, because I saw a similar one with Roblox. So there was a guy who does like these parkour mini games on Roblox and he's like supposedly the champion. Like everyone knows who he is, right? One day he passes away and everyone who plays his mini game or the map...
You can see his character come out in the corner and look at you and then go back. It's like he's actually like back. That's like Herobrine. That's what I'm like Minecraft. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Minecraft. Exactly. That's weird. Yeah, super weird. Well, you know what I used to do? So we used to have like a Minecraft server, right? And you change your skin? Check this out. So I was a mod. Yeah. I was like an admin or whatever, right? So I could like, I could do whatever I want, feel me? But it was still like a public server. Mm-hmm.
So what I would do to fuck with people, bro. I would like put diamonds everywhere. I put diamonds everywhere for them to get. And then I would be invisible. So Minecraft characters flying and shit, invisible. And I'm dropping diamonds. And they're like, whoa, what the fuck? Diamonds. And they grab it and like, whoa, where did this come from? Right? And then I would spawn place like a fake Herobrine NPC.
So it's like Herobrine, boom. NPC. Yeah. And it just pops up and they're like, what the fuck? Yeah. And then I make it disappear, right? And then...
And then you come out the cut? And then I filled their house with TNT and I pulled that shit off. You're a griefer. You're one of those guys. You're a griefer. They should have never gave me admin roles, bro. Because I was just playing like GTA. It was destruction mode. To be honest, everyone, as soon as they got like TNT, like they would grieve. Like that's the number one thing to do in my life. Yeah, fam. And I had a blast. Yeah. I had a blast doing that shit. But it was funny because it was like, I wonder if anybody thought it was a real ghost.
Because the lore went crazy at the time. And when we were kids, bro... Yeah, if you saw Hairbun, you actually thought it was some random generator. It wasn't a human that was playing. It wasn't a human. That's what I'm saying. And I played it so well because...
It's just a server, right? And we never said like on the server, oh, this shit might pop up. Like, oh, we have mods in here. Like, Herobrine might pop up. Nah, fam. Why would your house get blown up randomly? I played that shit to the T. Like, they didn't even know what the fuck happened, bro. Nah, some shit like that would like start wars between your friends. Like, have you ever got like a friendship broken up just because Minecraft? Nah. There was a lot of cousins that we actually got into full like wars just because they were griefing other people's houses. You had to get put on though. What do you mean? Like,
Like... Put on. So, we had like this... We had a PvP server. And...
I had to get put on personally. - That's good. You got jumped into a game. - Nah, that ass. So, and then I wanted to play with them. They gave me like a, we were playing on Minecraft cracked. Like we would see the Minecraft on a USB and then just like copy it and you can just load it up anywhere, right? It's not like a specific account. It was cracked. Now I got the Minecraft crack, I put it on my computer and then I wanted to join like the server all my friends were in. Keep in mind, this was my first year
at this school this is like grade six at the school and then um so i'm playing with them and i'm like yo can i join your base feel me like let me join yeah and they're like i don't know bro you know i mean it was one of those for a time and then like i started getting i started getting good at it you know i mean i started building shit and they're like oh you know what if you give us some materials yeah you can come through so i teleport they teleport me to their base right uh
And they're like, "Yo, drop everything you have." I'm like, "Alright, say less." - Really? - "Drop everything you have." They put me on, bro. So they had the... So my homies, they had like a fountain of lava. And then my boy went in front of me. He's like, "This is how you join." And in the chat he goes, "Uka, Uka, Uka." And he starts doing this shit. What the fuck? And he starts looking at the sky like this. You know in Minecraft we can go like this? - Yeah, yeah, you can go like this. - It's like, jump into the fire.
And I jumped in the fire and like, ah, you're welcome. You're welcome. Hey, we have a new member, blah, blah, blah. And it was gang. And after that, it was gang. And then we started taking over other factions and shit. Like we ran through, bro.
This guy's to jump into the fire. Nah. Yeah. Like it was an actual, it was a ritual family. You can't just join. Did you have to, did you ever have to get put on like in real life though? Like, because I, no, no, no, no, not like a, like a gang, but just like being in like the cool squad. Cause I remember in elementary, they did that with races. Like if you want, that's a gang. No, no, no. It's like, it's like that's, that's literally prison gangs with races. No prison gangs. No, like race is like, like,
Like racing. Oh, I thought you said races. No, no, no, no. So, so like if you're, I was in a way, uh, like, uh, what do you call that? Younger grade. Like I was at grade five and like, I wanted to be cool with like the grade seven, the grade eights. So what they would do is like, they would all put, and you have to race the grade eights. And if you win, you get all like the perks. Like,
Like you get to come in. Numbers of what? Like you get to line up with them. You get to meet all the, they put you on with like girls that they know and shit like that. Or like you talk to other people and you can get in their yard. Because the yards were split up. That's prison.
Yeah, school's kind of like prison. You always say. But that shit was like, oh, you get to line up. You get to be cool with the older kids. That's how you got to be. Really? Yeah. You would have to race them. And if you beat them, then you get it put on. That's crazy. Whoever set that up, bro. Like, damn. How's he doing now? Huh? He's probably the group leader of something right now. I ain't gonna lie. He's probably the group leader of something. Nah, I just remember in elementary school before I moved. Because I moved cities. Okay. Right? But before then, I knew...
Like, everybody in the older grades because of my babysitter. So, I had a babysitter and she was kind of popular. Yeah. Shout out my babysitter. But she, like, she gave me older grade friends. That's why it's, like, it's so important, like, to get put on these, like, older people. Because they give you all the tips and tricks and they give you knowledge that you didn't know in your grade. That's why it was so important. And it's just the clout, too. It's just, like, that...
That feeling? No, no. I'm not going to lie. That feeling I had when I was a kid when all these older grade people would, like, you say what's up to me in the hall and, like, hang out with me and stuff. While I was still, like, I want to say grade four. That's crazy. Yeah, I'm, like, I had, like, grade sevens and I was, like, or grade eights and I was, like, grade four. And they're, like, dapping me up and shit, like, yo, yo, Carlos, yo, you know what I mean? And then, yeah, that felt, that was the most...
I ever felt in my life. Word. Yeah. I feel like, I feel like brought, like if you're a little brother to someone and your brother was really popular, that's automatic. You come into high school with immediate clout. True. You feel me? That's what I always wanted. True. Yeah. But you have that thing of like, you have to surpass, no? Yeah, you do. You,
You're always going to be in your bro's shadow. Your bro's shadow. That's what it sucks. Yeah, that's what it sucks. You'll always be known to be his bro. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, because I always thought of myself like, yo, if I be... I never tried to be popular, though. Really? I never tried. I never made an effort. Nah. I feel like that goes in every high school where it's like you kind of want to be up there. I never made an effort to go up there, though. Okay. In my opinion, for what? Yeah. Yeah.
I guess have more friends, but like, shit, you can make friends. Yeah, that makes sense. You can make friends at a different school if you want. Yeah. You get me? Some real shit, some real advice I'm going to give y'all right now is like, just because your school doesn't fuck with you, let's say like you're at a school and then you don't have a lot of friends, just because they don't fuck with you,
Doesn't mean like the next school won't. Doesn't mean like there's other people that won't. Like you'll find people that you click with, that they understand you, you understand them, and they'll treat you good. You know what I mean? There's some weirdos in the world, bruh. Even if you're weird as fuck, like there's somebody out there that will treat you like their brother.
Even though you like these certain things, even though you take part in certain activities, like, yo, you'll find your people. You're never lost. Facts. Like, being realistic, in university, I only have, like, five real friends. And that's crazy to say because university is way bigger than high school. I should be talking. But did you make an effort to go out? No, I didn't. I didn't. Okay. Yeah. Why? You did? I made a huge effort to go out and talk to people. I made a huge effort to go out and talk to people. And I was like...
I was looking, making friends like that, that expired. No, no. Like I started making friends that like, like a day, a day contract. You know what I mean? Wait, how, yo, how do you know? No, this though. Like I like all love is all love. Always. I'm just saying though, like I never really hung out with them. Because like you can tell by the way, like someone speaks that there'll be a lifelong friend. Low key. Like what really, what do you like?
What's your criteria on like when you talk to a person like, oh shit, I know this is a day contract or I know this is like, this is going to be way longer. I told you before, didn't I? No. I told you when I share food.
If I shared food with them. That automatically makes you the lock. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Like, no, no. Like share food. Not, not you get a meal. I get a meal. Like share food. Okay. Okay. Like it's one piece and then we share it like that. Okay. Okay. I kind of get that. If you can do that, then we are like actual friends. But conversation wise, I'm saying. Conversation wise? I don't know, bro. Because I know it. Like when I met, um. I don't talk about the same things. That's all. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Because as soon as I hear someone say some slang that I would say, he's automatically my boy. Bro, we live in Toronto. Like, everybody sounds the same. No, no, no. I don't know. It's different, though. It's like, if he talks like us, like, I don't know. It's kind of weird, like, how he talks with our group, like, Josh, Charon, like, you know how we talk. We have some...
I don't know. It's like our group. Damn, there's so much people that sound like us. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. Like, there's so much people that sound like us. Yeah. I think, I think the... That's really it, though. Just like the way you speak. Yeah, to me. Like, I already know you're going to be my boy. Word? Yeah. You got to be careful, bro. Yeah. No, but obviously I read energy. It's not that bad. Like, off conversation, though. Like, you might be cool to me, though, by the way you talk. Because if you're going...
i don't know i don't know no but i make a lot of friends that don't sound like us like that don't necessarily see for me and you you would agree with this i'll make friends that don't align with our friends right now yeah yeah so i'll make hella friends of like different genres yeah if you combine them it'll be a weird mix that's why yeah my friends are usually kind of the same like they're all in that same ballpark i like yeah see i think that's what we're different because i like i like i like skittles
And I like M&M's. I like Skittles. I like the same ones. They taste different. You know what I mean? They're all kind of different. Yeah, that makes sense. I like M&M's. There should be chocolate in my mouth. Pause. That's gay. How? That's so sad. There should be chocolate in my mouth. Pause. I said pause. Relax. Relax. I said pause. But you're talking about friends in your mouth. No, I'm talking about M&M's. Yo. That's gay. Yeah, we can end it right here because he's trying to gaslight me into saying something. That sucks.
I said pause, okay?
Scott wants friends in his mouth, specifically chocolate. Yo! No, just because you said that, I'm going to frame him by going on to AI, and I'm going to frame you. Nah, there's ways you can frame me, but you can't frame me that way, bro. If you frame me like that, there's no more jumpers jumps, bro. If you frame me like that, I'm going to make an AI Gavin. Fuck that shit, bro. I'm actually going to get a green screen dummy.
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