EP.128 - HIDDEN SYMBOLS IN LOGOS, MARIO PLUMMER THEORY, & THE BRIAN WELLS MYSTERY
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i'm glad we don't know the guy that did some for the baby pusha t pusha t so drake had a mic signed by pusha t and then when he wrote that this to pusha t he wrote about it saying i got a mic of yours and then the signature is fading away and he said something about like and that's kind of how your career goes right now yeah because he's kind of fading away damn bro

Is it your hero is turned to villains fam? No, have you lived long enough to see like your hero turn into a villain? For you, I know it's Kanye though. To a villain? He kind of is a villain. Like he's going against the grain. I feel like all of my heroes are like anti-heroes because I'm a Deadpool fan. That makes sense. I'm not like a usual, I don't always root for the hero necessarily. You root for the villain? Hear me out.

The villains always have the craziest backstory and they're the most relatable. Every single time. They're the most relatable, bro. Because some dirty shit got done to them. That's why they're evil. And more times, the regular person isn't so turn the other cheek. The regular person is, yo, I'm gonna fuck them up. Yeah. The hero story is more of like a spoiled like brat

You know, it's like he gets all the limelight and shit like that. Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. That's what it is. It's like, it's for the sake of the plot. Yeah, but like only like one third of the people actually get to live that hero story. Like a lot of people are not going out and they're getting praised like a hero, you know? See, that's why I like anti-heroes. Because even though they're villainous people, they can still do good. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, me like, look at Kill Bill. She's murking people, but like she's still doing her own. She's still the hero at the end of the day, fam. Yeah, exactly. Like, I thought that everyone was innocent until I think Kawhi Leonard's sister was took in. You seen this? For murder or something like that. That's crazy. But yeah, that's another. But it wasn't Kawhi himself. Yeah, if it was Kawhi, that would have been crazy. You hear the Raptors theory though? Nah. So almost every single player of the Raptors, their father passed away. Huh? So I think.

I think Lowry doesn't have a dad. Damar doesn't have a dad. What's his name? Kawhi didn't have a dad when he joined the Raptors. And I think OG as well. Don't get me wrong. There might be a few other players and it might be mixed up, but I know like a lot of the Raptors, their dads either passed away or like...

in jail or something i think passed away there's another raptors theory it's like if you're if you're up and coming in the draft and you're a nigerian and you're a nigerian or like an immigrant that's hella tall and just hustles every time you're getting picked by them yeah because messiah is running your fam

- Oh, how do you feel about thing? How do you feel about Lowry leaving? Or who left recently? - Who? - Somebody left, right? It was Lowry. - Oh, that was a long time ago though. - I'm not up to basketball. - That was like three years ago. - You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? I always, I watch for like a segment of my life. - Yeah. - And I dip and I come back in like, yo, what happened to all these trades?

Didn't know Kevin Durant got traded bro. Oh, yeah, that was a big one - he's on what the Phoenix Suns down Oh, Phoenix Suns are stacked and I think that that's gonna like win out of the West Yeah, damn, you think we're ever gonna win again with Toronto? You think Toronto actually has a curse because the Maple Leafs are doing good, right? The Maple Leafs are doing good right now, but I feel like they're not gonna go all the way obviously That's just that's just the curse of the Leafs. Yeah, yo, so I was watching this on this show recently and it's crazy and

This show, this is probably like the most fucked up I've seen a TV show rather than like an A24 film. It reminds me of Hereditary. It reminds me of like Midsommar. What is it called? So there's a show called Yellow Jackets. It's pretty much about these girls. They're on a soccer team, right? And they're on their way to do like a Nationals game. Okay. So on an airplane, their airplane crashes into the wilderness and they're stranded there for hours.

months and months right and they don't die this is what happens so they're stranded there for like the first couple weeks and they decide okay let's just stay with the plane maybe they're gonna come and rescue us right eventually they start running out of water like how are we gonna get water so they make their way to the lake and they see like a lake house

Okay. So it gets crazy because you think it's just going to be a regular degular, like there's no one in the house. Stranded survivor story. Right. But in the house upstairs, they find like wax marks all around the floor in the attic. Yeah. And they see this mark everywhere.

It's like a triangle, a circle, and then like two slashes in between it. What the fuck does that mean? Now, they look at it like, yo, this looks like some seance type beat. Oh, okay. Like a Masonic? Yeah, like Satanic cult type of shit, right? Oh, okay, okay. So just for fun, because they're stranded there for a long time, like, yo, let's try something here. So they put candles in the spots of those cymbals.

And then they started to do a seance just for fun because they're bored as fuck. So wait, they just randomly got candles and started doing it? Yeah, they started doing it. What the fuck? Yo, what happened? So this girl, when she got stranded there, she was taking pills for, I guess, her psychosis. Okay. And she ran out of pills because obviously, like, how was she going to get more? Fuck. Now, what happened when they started doing the seance...

They were just asking stupid questions like, oh, is she going to get a prom date? Oh, did she hook up with that guy? And then they started asking like serious questions like, will we ever get out of here? Like, will we all die here? And it pointed to no. And right when it pointed to no, there was like a gust of wind that like blew into the window.

And the girl that she didn't have any meds anymore. Yeah. She started seeing shit. She got possessed. Oh, fuck. She got possessed. And then she started speaking French. She's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So she started, she started speaking French and she got possessed. And then she was pretty much telling them like she wanted blood.

She's telling them she wants blood. She wants blood, right? Now, one of the girls, she's super religious. She throws a Bible at her. And then she's like, she like snaps out of it. She's like, oh, why'd you throw the Bible at me? It's like, yo, you were possessed. Now, time goes by and they're starving because they have no food. What do you think they resort to? Eating the friends. They're like, okay, which one is the weakest? I'm gonna eat that one. So taking the beginning of the show, the first episode is like,

A girl running away Being chased by Other girls wearing Yeah Like cloaks Wearing like fur That makes sense And murdering her And killing her And obviously eating her Yeah So What happens Is

That spirit, right? It started possessing, like, everybody there. And I think what happened, they found this girl. She's, like, super science-y. And she found mushrooms. Like, psilocybin mushrooms. And she took a trip? And she put it in the stew. Oh, my. And gave it to everybody. She gave it to everybody. Except for one girl didn't take it. Everybody started tripping out. Everybody started, like, trying to eat this guy. And they were, like, doing, like, some...

not safe for work stuff, you know what I mean? But they were tripping. They were like really forming into some weird cult. But after the trip, the girl that didn't take it, she was like, why did you guys all start doing that shit? Like what happened to you guys? And oh, fuck bro. So pretty much they took her in and they were like, okay, we need you to drink this.

And they gave her like a hot chocolate laced with the mushrooms. And the moment she drank it, everybody's faces like changed. And then they said like, thanks for joining us. So what they see, what they're seeing isn't what's present there. It's like another realm. It's like spirits that are talking through the people. So she could only see it after she took the shrooms.

So you know in, my bad. You know in Robin Hood? No, no, no, not Robin Hood. Peter Pan. You know in Peter Pan where they're all pretending they can eat the food? Yeah. But there's no food there. But the moment they use their imagination, they can start eating. Remember that? It's like that. So it's not there until you actually take part. Fuck. And bro, there's a lot of shit that happened. But the religious girl, right? She's a pilot. And it turns out like they found a plane.

She's on the plane and they're all happy. No, they're all happy. Like, oh shit, we're going to get, we're going to get safe. She's going to go fly and get us help. She's, she's on the plane in the air. All of a sudden she's like praying and stuff. She has a teddy bear beside her. Cause that's like her, her childhood teddy bear. She brought with her midway in the air starts. It catches fire. And then the plane explodes, bro.

And then everybody else is like, what the... Wait, this is not a true story, right? No, this is the show. This is the show. Okay.

I was like, I felt bad for laughing. No, it's not. It's not. It's not. Okay. No, but there is a true, there's a true event that I think is based on. I think in the Andes, there's a, either a soccer team or like a cricket team. I think this happened in the 70s. Their plane crashed. Same shit that happened. They had to resort to like eating each other. Okay. And what's crazy is they actually had a radio with them, but they,

They were listening to the radio and at one point they were getting updates of the search team that's going to look for them. And eventually they heard that, yo, they're not searching anymore. Like they made an announcement, like they're done searches. So that forced like two of them to go out and just journey and try and find like help. Okay.

And that's the way they got out. So these like psilocybin mushrooms that they found, you can just find them anywhere, right? They grow in the forest and shit. And you can just eat it straight, like just wash it off type thing? You can just like eat them. Like you can probably go in the forest in Canada and find some shit like that. Because I was on a binge yesterday because remember on the vlog when you were like, yo, let's do an ayahuasca hike. And then I was like, I mean, ayahuasca trip. And then I was like, is that a hike? No. I searched up what it is and I was like on a binge. I was just like,

Everyone doing these different drugs because I don't know I just love watching it because I'm obviously not gonna do it So there was this guy who who did this like ayahuasca retreat and I was looking at it and um when they were uh When he was with like the shaman or whatever Yeah, he would be sitting down right and they would be playing like this calming music behind it right and then whenever he would like Tap his head with like a steel glass or tap his is his chest. He would start throwing up. Oh fuck

And I searched up what it was. I think it's like everything, like bad spirits. Oh, yeah. You release the toxins and shit. Yeah, it's coming out. Like, it may be like depression. It may be like anxiety. But it would clear you of that problem that's trying to get out. Yeah, I heard about that. Because you can't go into the trip without that being cleared. Or else you're going to have a really bad trip.

And then the funniest one was the, it was toad piss. Yeah, so they made a toad piss and then the guy like smoked it and then he fell back. Like DMT. I think it was DMT. It was like DMT 005. I think Mike Tyson did that. Yeah, something like that. It's MU05 DMT, right? Yeah. Mike Tyson did that, but it's not piss. Oh, it's not piss? They take the toad and the slime that's on the back of the toad. They wipe it onto a glass and let it harden in the sun.

And then they shave it down and then like it becomes a powder. Yeah, yeah. And they smoke that. Yeah, yeah, they do that. Because I think that's what they just nickname it. It's toad piss. But when he did that, the first thing when he woke up, he hugged the guy and he was like, I understand. I was like, what do you understand? It's life changing for them, fam. What do you understand? Because I heard what it is. Like you literally just get...

taken out of the simulation. Like you just pause on everything. Nothing matters. Boom. What would that be like? That's why it's like, fuck man. If I was ever to do it, I would probably do it when I'm like older, older. Cause right now I don't think I need it. Cause I'm hella like happy already with life. It might change you forever. It might change you forever. Cause if you think about it, what's cause we make our own purpose in life, feel me? And a lot of the time we don't realize like, what am I actually doing right this second to

To even make a difference in anything. See that's the thing. It's like do people when people go on shrooms and do these shrooms They come out with a whole different purpose like they don't give a fuck no more I feel like that's what it's gonna happen to like like me. Mm-hmm You think you think you would I feel like I would drop everything I would do it and just live like a hobo. I'd just be happy. I

Like that's, I feel like I would go down that road. Well, if you think about it, what did Jesus do? He didn't have like a lot of money. He didn't like, honestly, look, if you think about it, they weren't even worried about jobs and stuff. Yeah. Like the Jesus and his disciples, they weren't really worried about jobs. I just find myself, you know, that guy who's preaching about the Masonic symbols, the government, the Illuminati, and he's homeless. I feel like that would be me, bro.

On the street? Yeah, because I would be like, okay, what's the point of all this? If I really found out like, yo, my purpose is just to be happy. Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. But I think there's like a fine line of knowing and not doing. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like even though you know, for example, you know junk food is bad for you, but you still indulge in it because. But after thing, I probably wouldn't do that no more since I was like, I understand. Maybe you don't know though. You don't know. Yeah, you don't know.

You don't know for sure. Because for me, I'm like, I know so many things are bad for me, but I still like take part in it. But it's that, it's that give and take is like, I learned from my mistake. Right. I feel like that's, that's so important. We're supposed to make mistakes just so like my answers are, I mean, my questions are answered. Yeah. Imagine living a safe life your whole life. I would, that's, that's kind of. Yeah. If you just do everything good your whole life, how are you going to, how are you going to learn, bro? Yeah.

I guess you learn through others that fucked up around you, but still yeah you that that is also a thing if you have like older brother younger sister Yeah, yeah, but also something I learned to a lot of companies that have like stars in their logo are related to Masonic symbols. Yeah, like the Freemasons. Yeah. Yeah, so I didn't know that the they worship like the bright Sun or the bright star and

If you really look at it and every logo that you see around like Carl's Jr., the serious FM dog, he has a star. Oh, it's a star. Yeah, the NFL logo, there's a bunch of stars. Everything has a star in it. But also stars is just like super prominent in a lot of things. But also what I learned too, here, I'll show you the ones that I found out. So if you know what you're looking for, these have different symbols. So Mazda, you know what the Mazda symbol looks?

Yeah, it's like a- it looks like a bird, kinda. Yeah, it's the owl. The owl is the Illuminati. Oh, like Mola. Holy shit. So HBO. HBO. If you turn it down, it's an owl. The- No, it's not. Let me see. Go, search it up. You turn your head to the side, you see an owl. Isn't it just a circle? The B and the O. Whoa! What the f- Yo, I didn't take that in. Nah.

Is it really though? Yeah, it is. It is. You can draw it out. All right, next one. Search a fox. Search a fox logo. F-O-X. Okay. Fox logo. This is about to blow your mind. Oh, yeah. I know this one. No, no. This one. Oh, what about this? Turn it to the side. Skull crossbones.

Oh shit. Yeah. And then Taco Bell. Search of Taco Bell. You know what that is? This one, this one fucked me up. Taco Bell logos? Taco Bell is Masonic. Watch. You see the reptile eye? Yo! Yo, it does look like that. No, it is a reptile eye. So it goes like this. It looks like a snake eye. Yeah, yeah. And the easiest one, Chase Bank. You know you have to look this up. It represents a swastika, which is a sun symbol.

Wait, Chase Bank. Oh, because it's like the... The lines, the four lines connecting into a thing. And it becomes what? No, that's a swastika, like a version of a swastika. Oh, shit. And that's a sun symbol. And in every Chase Bank commercial, you can see that it's on the sun. The logo is on the sun. Damn. Yeah. So there's little things that mans don't know, but it's Masonic. Everybody's just lying to us now. Yeah. Everybody's just lying to us, period. Yeah. Like, they don't even care about your life no more, like, fam. If they have your money...

I'll just lie to you. Like, everything's all good. They'll censor everything too. They'll censor everything too. Cause I don't know if you've seen the, the deleted SNL Kanye speech. Nah. Have you seen that? When everyone's roasting him for wearing the Trump hat? Oh, the, um, make America better. Yeah. Great again. And then he's like, oh yeah, you guys are roasting me, but,

I'm the true hero or something. And then he's like, oh, I want to be like you guys. I'll take it off. But I won't because I'm Superman or something like that. It was a crazy bar that he said. Wait, it's gone. Like, you can't find that shit? Yeah, it's deleted. I heard like...

Chris Rock, he threw a really shitty first pitch and you can't find that video anywhere. Oh, he deleted it? He deleted it off the internet. He threw a really, really terrible first pitch and it was terrible and they just deleted it. He's like, yo, agents, get that fucking off the internet. Or what if that's a symbol? It's like everyone who's had it, because there's been bad pitches. Everyone who's had a bad pitch is actually part of the...

- Yo, you know what's crazy? So I just found out, you know those Walmart brands of cereal, of like other products, you know how there's like great value and then the regular brand, right? So we have Cool Whip and then have like regular whipped cream. Did you know it's made by the same company

- Wait, the Great Value and the same one? - And the Cool Whip. So what Great Value does, they go to the same manufacturer fam, and they just get it made cheaper without that brand name. So that's why at Walmart, they always have like the Great Value version. It's all the same, bro. So what's crazy,

The canned veggies. You know, like the can? Yeah. The big name brand is Green Giant. Made by Green Giant. Even the Great Value. Is made by Green Giant? Same shit. So why do they do that? The cereal, same thing. Now there's this store called Aldi in the States. Okay. Now this store is known for like, we have the best products that match up to the big name brands. That's how they promote their store. Yeah. If you go into Aldi, they have this brand called Millville. Right?

And all of their cereals are offshoots of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, offshoots of Cookie Crisp, offshoots of Rice Krispies. And they look so similar, all by Millville. The real name brand is made by General Mills. So they dug deep and found out that Millville is,

is the same thing as General Mills. What? It's the exact same. They've been lying this whole time. Damn, bro. So it's the same cereal, exact same taste, everything. Even the Doritos there, even the fruit roll-ups there, even the Pop-Tarts. Wait. It's all made by the same manufacturer. We just choose...

to buy the name brand because that's what we're fed. - Wait, but they taste the same or no? - They taste the exact same. - No they don't. - They taste the exact same. - So you're telling me if I eat a no name brand Dorito, and it'll taste the same? - It will taste the exact same. - Especially if it's made by those companies. - So it's placebo this whole time? - So we just never bought the non-name brand.

- What? - Yeah fam. - No, we need a taste test. - This whole time. - We need a taste test. 'Cause there's no way. I know that some of them have different tastes though. - No. Okay. Maybe, maybe there's an outlier somewhere. - Yeah. - But fam, most of them,

Shane Dawson did a test on it. Oh, so it's... Shane Dawson did a test. They're all the same, dawg. What? Yo, what's even crazier too, Shane Dawson did the test on Uber. So there's like three different restaurants. I think there's like Green something. There's like this healthy restaurant. There's this regular like chicken restaurant. And then there's Red Robin. Okay. Now, he ordered meals from each restaurant when they all came to him.

became the same bag same plastic bag same container same napkin same straw same drink container now he did a deep dive into the search it's the same address yo so people got finesse into thinking oh i'm i'm ordering from this nice like healthy restaurant it's just from red robin it's the exact same just different brand on the uber app because it looks different yeah on the app no because you remember this happened to you too yeah this happened to me when you got finesse with the chicken yeah

And that shit was from a different restaurant. It wasn't even from the same restaurant. I know, because I think they're part of that company or something. Yeah. Like, they run that business too. So you thought you were getting, like, a nice chicken sandwich, but it was, like, some next pink sauce chicken sandwich. Yeah. What's the name of... Oh, Pasquale. You ever heard of Pasquale's Pizza? No. So check this out. This is crazy. What happened? So on Uber...

There's this place called Pasquale Pizza, right? And it looks very bougie. It looks very nice. People have ordered from Pasquale. And when they open the box, the pizza slices, they don't match with each other. Just like Chuck E. Cheese. What's crazy, Pasquale is Chuck E. Cheese, bro.

So they know nobody's going to order pizza from Chuck E. Cheese on Uber Eats. So they named it Pasquale. Pasquale is the name of the chef in Chuck E. Cheese. You know the animatronic chef? Pasquale the pizza maker? That's his name, bro. So they turned it into like a boozy pizzeria. It's actually Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Fam. Nah, that's actually W Marketing. Yeah. Wait, could they sue? No one can sue, right? Because I guess it's part of... That's what it is. That's what it is. It's just...

packaged differently yeah it's just packed but that's life bro yeah honestly everything's just packaged differently what's presented better loki's all the same yeah like how much how much water brands are there it's still water it's the same thing it's like i guess you can like tap water a bit of a taste yeah yeah i mean it's still water so our minds are brainwashed to pick like this is the one i want to pick you know i mean i think the biggest placebo one that i saw on tiktok was just like uh

It had a like a picture of AC and then it made the AC sound. - Oh yeah, yeah. And it felt cold. - And then it's like, if you put this close to your face, you'll feel cold. - And it does. - And I was like, oh, this shit is cold. - But you know what's jokes, your phone is cold no matter what. It's cold anyway.

Your phone is cold anyway. Yo, there's an even crazier finesse, fam, at every grocery store. Which one? This shit blew my mind. So, you know at the grocery store when you go to the vegetables? Yeah. And they spray mist. Oh, mist. Yeah. Why the fuck do they spray mist, right? That makes sense, though. Why? To keep it fresh. To clean it. Yeah. Wrong. Check this out. The reason that they put mist

missed on all of the veggies and the leafy greens is to add weight to the product so when you weigh it and you actually pay, you pay more because the water is making it heavy, bro. This whole time. This whole fucking time, bro. That makes sense. They spray the water so it's heavier. They don't care about if actually they did a test and putting water makes it spoil faster. Wow.

It doesn't do anything to keep it fresh. That makes sense because I think baristas, when they're spraying the coffee beans, when they're weighing it, they put water to make it more weight. Oh, to make it heavier. Yeah. So they don't lose any of that weight. They add weight. Oh, shit. Yeah, when it grinds up. And then look at when you go to...

I forgot what restaurant it was specifically, but I know they did like a small, medium and large. The medium fit in the small and the large fit in the... It's Starbucks? Yeah, because the ice. If you put ice, it'll make it look like it's bigger. That's crazy, bro. No, it's simple things like that where they just straight finesse us, bro. Because they know. They know we'll pay just because of the way it's packaged. If it was packaged any differently, we'd probably be like, uh...

You know what? Virgil Abloh said it the best. It's like, there's no wrong way to do art. As in like even food. There's no wrong way to do it, but there's a right way to edit. Edit it. Edit it. So make it look presentable after the fact. So let's say you make like super abstract art, right? Even though it's so wild and like it looks weird as fuck. If you edit it properly,

You can make that shit look like two billion dollars Yeah, speaking of Virgil Abloh the first thing that came to mind was the Jeffrey Epstein thing You know, there was two guys that actually went on that island and started vlogging. Oh, really? Yeah, so they got on and they're like, oh, I'm so scared I'm so scared like what they find they found the building they found Jeffrey I'm set Epstein's building shit and then they went they like they were looking in it, but they didn't want to vlog There was something in the middle that was covered with a blanket. Oh

Yeah. Like a person? Yeah. And that's all they saw until they're, you feel me? Bro. But all these big people, like they have backstories. Because there's a big theory right now that Benjamin Franklin was actually a serial killer. Did you know this? Benjamin Franklin. Yeah. The guy on the bill. With a key? Yeah. There's a theory that he's actually a serial killer because when he lived in London, he lived in a house for a few like months. Yeah. And then he moved to America. Right. So there, the people there were like, okay, let's make his house a museum. Hmm.

So when they started renovating, they started clearing all the furniture out. They started to dig. Oh, shit. To dig under the house. Yeah. You know what they found, fam? Underneath the house was 15 skeleton heads. Yo.

Under Benjamin Franklin's house. And then it was the crazy part. It's not even like human heads. It's like little kid heads. Nah. Yeah. It's like really small heads. And they found 15 of them. Holy shit. Under a room with no windows. And this is like dated way back, dude. Yeah, this is dated way back. Fuck. Yeah. Because what's scary, bro, is you don't realize back in the day. Mm-hmm.

For somebody to disappear, it doesn't take too much. Because now there's a lot of information. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of cameras and everything. Back in the day, somebody could just disappear like that. Like, oh, they moved countries. Like, oh, how are we going to know?

But now they have database and everything. Passport, check, everything, dog. Back in the day, their passport was probably like written on ink. Fuck, bro. I wonder who's the first person to make a passport. To make a passport? Yo, who's the first person to make a border? Yeah, the government, bro. They got to stop the people from coming in, bro. Because overpopulation probably. No, but like to get everybody to do that, though, at the same time, that's kind of crazy. Yeah.

But I know they did taxes back in the day too. That's like a... They did? Yeah, I remember in Jesus' time, they were doing taxes. Oh, for real? I didn't know that. Were they? I think they were, right? So accountants been a generational job. No, I don't know if it... It is taxes. Turbo tax has been... Robin Hood, fam. Robin Hood was like mad because the government was taking too much taxes. What the fuck? Yeah. He started killing everyone, that's why? No, he started stealing and started killing people. Yeah.

No, Robin Hood stole from the rich, gave to the poor. He stole the tax money and gave it back to the poor. Gave it back to the hood. That's why it's Robin Hood. Hood man? He was the original hood man. Where did the word neighbor come from? No, no, no. Because neighbor is a word, yeah. And then hood, why added the hood to it? Neighborhood. What added the hood part? I actually don't know. Why don't they just call it neighbor place? I don't know.

I'm gonna lie. Whoever named it though, it rolls off the tongue. That's what I'm saying. Like they replace doesn't roll off the tongue. Like, Oh, I'm on my neighborhood or I'm on the block is way is way. Yeah. Oh, you know, the app Robin hood though. What does the app? Yeah. It's a stock trading app. Oh yeah. I know that one. So,

They actually got negative karma fam. Why? Because you know during... It was the big crypto boom. No, it wasn't even crypto. Oh, like the rug pull? It was the... Fuck, what was it called again? Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin? Not even Bitcoin. It was... The GameStop. Oh, the GMC. Yeah, the GameStop act? Or...

GameStop stock. Yeah, yeah. GameStop stock. So when it started booming, Robinhood, they stopped trading completely because they were making too much money. Fuck. Like the stock was going so high, they shut it down. And then like obviously once that happened, nobody wanted to use Robinhood no more. Yeah. So they were doing the opposite because they were supposed to steal from the rich, give to the poor. But they're stealing from the poor, giving to the rich. Damn.

No, you know that machine I was talking about where it gives you your score on how rich you are? Yeah. There was a story where some guy who had kind of like, he was up there. He was like fifth or sixth. As soon as he left the museum, he got jumped. Oh, fuck. For real? Yeah, because he had he had hella money. And you have your picture there too. Yo, that's bad. You know which one. And that's in Miami, bro. Yeah.

I remember I was in Miami. Not Miami, but just outside of it. Like one of the side cities. Yeah, yeah. And we went to this hotel. Okay. Bro, this was the first hotel that I've been to where you had to scan your card, like your room key, to actually use the elevator. Because usually at a hotel, you don't. Usually. Yeah. But this one, you did. So I'm like, ah, this is interesting. It's a little bit kind of sketchy, right? Yeah. So we went up to our room. Deadass, in the middle of the night, what I hear pop off.

Just outside the window. Yeah. Shots. And that's the first time I like heard. I think that's the first time I heard gunshots like in person. What age were you? This was, I think it was like.

Okay. 12, something like that. I knew Carlos was about that life because we were in L.A. And we were stuck. So our friends were out with the room key. And we were stuck, like, outside our door. And we were kind of in, like, a sketch place because L.A. is always sketchy at night. Yeah. So there was, like, two guys fighting, like, yelling back and forth, like, over there. Right? And I'm, like, I'm just, like, trying to sleep. And you hear, yo, fuck you, fuck you. And then Carlos is like, yo, I hope I hear a ghost. Yeah.

He's like, yo, just let it go already, fam. Just pop up. I'm like, no. No, because we were so bored. We were waiting outside the room for so long. I'm like, yo, I want to hear something happen. Like, are they really going to argue this long and nothing happens? That was a crazy statement because I'm like, why do you want to, we're right beside it. Like, you can hear it outside. Okay, knock on wood. Like, I don't want nobody to get hurt. Yeah. But what's the point of releasing all this negative energy? Yeah.

And then not doing anything. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, sure, let it out. Let it go. But why are you going to make such a big scene, yell, yell, yell, and then not do nothing to solve it, fam? A lie. At least fight him. Like, throw hands or something. Solve that shit. But this guy was so ready. He's like, yo, I want to hear it. It's like fireworks to you. It's like gunshots or fireworks.

Because we're in the States, that's what I expected. Yeah, yeah. If we're in the States, that's what I expected. I'm like, oh, something's going to come up. But some final destination shit, when you sent me it, was the construction that fell. And I was looking at it and you're like, look, look what happened in front of our face. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, imagine you were just standing there and you found something. I think about that sometimes. I'm scared, bro. No, whenever I walk over there now, I walk like to the side. Yeah, and I walk under the... Under the... Yeah, under the roof, man.

I walk under the roof now. That's such a scare, bro. It is. Cause imagine like, imagine like no one got hurt, but imagine someone did. Even if I was close to it, I would probably like, like pretend, like get some money. Yeah. If you're beside it, you have to, or at least cause I was thinking about it. Right. What if it did land like right beside you? You didn't get hurt. Yeah. But you just were traumatized. Cause I would low key be traumatized. Exactly. Yeah. Like that ass. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Would you still get money?

Yeah, emotional trauma emotional trauma. I'm pretty sure you can get a lawyer for that I heard on reddit. There's like a life hack if you ever get caught in prison or if you get arrested Yeah, like off some like petty crime just sit in the corner and just like and then like act crazy like so Yeah

So people, so they let you go because of your mental? Yeah, yeah. No, there was some crazy case. I don't know if you've seen the Netflix documentary for this too. A pizza delivery guy who got a bomb attached to his neck. Oh, shit. Did you hear this case? Is this a movie or is this like real? No, it's real and they turned it into a Netflix documentary because it was so crazy. No way. A bomb on his neck? On his neck. So this is what happened. So it was a random...

Random day random evening and the pizza guy gets a call. He's like, okay I'm I want these pizzas delivered to my house, right? All of a sudden when he comes he knocks the door he gets taken in and there's guns He gets robbed at gunpoint. Damn, right? So what these guys tell him they strap a bomb onto his neck, right? And they say I'm gonna give you a scavenger hunt and

to reveal riddles to try and get this bomb off your neck. And you have to complete it in a time frame so you can survive. So they sent this guy on a whole game. So one of the games was he had to get $250,000 out of a bank. So what this guy does, they send him in with a white shirt that says guests on it. And a cane that's disguised as a gun. Right?

walks in and the guy says uh slips the teller a note he says i need 250 000 or this bomb will go off in 15 minutes lifts up the shirt shows the teller that there's actually a bomb attached to his neck the teller's like sir i don't have the access to the vault right now so i can only give you eight thousand dollars he's like fuck it i'll take it gives him the eight thousand dollars the police are already on the way the police are standing outside but they don't want to go in because the guy has a

bomb yeah so he takes it and the police don't get close to the point where they can still handcuff him but they leave him right so he's surrounded by cops he's surrounded by helicopters right

Eight minutes later, bomb goes off. He didn't make it in time. Oh, he died. He died. And they did it in front of live television. So they purposely made sure that everyone sees that he got killed on live television. Damn. So there's a bunch of theories going around of what happened. Like what is going down with this guy? Yeah. So theory number one.

He got like forced into a bank robber mystery. That's the, that's the easy one. Right. But second theory is that he was actually in it the whole time. Oh, so he was actually trying to rob the place the whole time. And they were just, he thought that the people that put the bomb on him wasn't actual bomb. It was a decoy, but it actually went off.

And they found that that guy with the bomb on his neck actually wanted to rob a bank a few months ago. Yo, because take this in. If I was like the heist crew, I'm not saying I'm like a criminal, but and your boy got caught, he could tell. Yes, exactly. So if you could explode him, there's no more telling. There's no more telling.

And this investigation has been going on for decades, right? The guy, the main heist guy who set it up, he killed himself before there was any investigation. Oh, shit. And one person turned himself in. Damn. This is a true story. I know there's a movie like that, though. What? What's his name? Again, who's the guy in Social Network?

He looks like Jet. Oh, I'm fine. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I know where the guy is. The guy from Social Network. Yeah. Yeah. It's not Andy Samberg. It's someone else. No, I know it. The guy looks like Jet. That's the perfect answer. Yeah, the guy that looks like Jet. But he was in a movie just like that. Oh, really? I'm pretty sure. And the funny brown guy. I forgot his name though. Yeah, yeah. I think his name's Ari. Something like that. But yeah, that's exactly that movie where like...

strapped on the thing. There's a Black Mirror episode like this. There's a Black Mirror episode like this. They probably took influence from... I think that came first, though. That might have came first. Because the Black Mirror one's a little bit different. He was caught on camera through his webcam doing some...

nasty stuff you know i mean okay and they use that to blackmail him to go and just do errands so he had to go drop off a cake somewhere he had to go like pick some stuff up and drop it off but if you think about it all of this chat all of this shit happened through like the dark web like they were just watching him through his camera the whole time and for that one second boom i got you now i can blackmail you so what's scary is what if somebody's watching through your webcam

Every single second until they catch you doing something where they can extort with. Oh.

Oh, fuck, bro. Because that could be a possibility. No, one thing my friend told me, whenever you're like on your phone and this green light pops up all of a sudden. It's recording. It's recording. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what do you call this? My friend told me that one of her friends were like in the bathroom doing something and that green light popped off. And she got sent a WhatsApp message of her naked. Nah, that's funny.

And like from a random number right And she's like fuck that green light was on The whole time I didn't know And that shit can go on anytime And it'll start recording you

Yeah cause you could get like caught Even if it's like through a link or whatever But that's the scariest like if it's on Whatsapp You know it's serious It's some dark web Cause if it's iMessage Hold on there's some other scammers out here But Whatsapp That's different that's why I don't have Whatsapp bro Oh you don't? I don't have Whatsapp So if they try some dark web shit it's not gonna work No Whatsapp Whatsapp makes sure like you're getting fucked Yeah bro

Yo, I know I was gonna say this on the last podcast. Okay, but I had a dream. Oh, oh, yeah, bro. Let me hear that dream fam. This dream scared me. Yeah, what happened? Okay, so the dream starts out like any regular dream, like you're hanging out with friends, blah, blah, blah, right? And all of a sudden we get an Amber Alert. Okay, and we're like to the rescue. Nah, the Amber Alert says you have approximately like 30 minutes.

Russia just dropped nuke Mattia. That's what they said. Chill, bro. Chill. In my dream, fam, it felt so real. It literally felt like, okay, now what? What am I doing here? I have 30 minutes. Like, what am I going to do with my life right now? Like, what do I really want to do? And,

My cousin was with me like in the dream and she went straight away to try and find a solution. Like, oh, I'm trying to like, cause she's an engineer. She's trying to like make some blueprint for some like missile to stop a missile. And you're probably there chilling, huh? No, I'm just experiencing it. I'm like watching and I'm observing like what everybody does. Okay. And then there's this other scientist and this kind of touched my heart fam. Like in my head, I guess it's like my subconscious talking to me.

But there's this one scientist and his whole life, like, he wanted to be able to dunk. That's all. Like, that's his dream in life. Dunk a basketball? Yeah, dunk a basketball. Okay. So he made some, like, Iron Man boots and was able to dunk. No, but at the end of the... When it's at your last 30 minutes, what do you think you're going to do? Okay, last 30 minutes. Like, if there's one dream, like, you could actually accomplish within that time, like, what would it be? Or would it be to, like, try and save the world itself? Because there's some people like that and there's some people that...

They're trying to save themselves as in their world as you yeah, no last 30 minutes I feel like the first thing that popped in my head I would invite the boys over and then like play video games like one last video game, you know like cuz I feel like that's like Very like happy thing to do. Yeah, when you go it's either your boys or you're hanging out with your family. I

I'm not gonna try and figure out like how to stop this missile. No, but I think that was just shown to me in my dream to like show different types of people. Types of people? Yeah, because everybody had a different reaction. I think that's what my dream was about really. How did it end for you? Like what did you do? Well, for me in my dream, I was observing. So you were just letting it go like... Yeah, I was like living as is. Yeah, I was living as is like...

Just how I live right now. Yeah. Maybe that is bliss. Like, you know, you're going to like, something's going to go, but you're enjoying these last few moments. That's the most bliss you'll ever going to have in your life. Cause take it in. It is. Yeah. No, like somebody, everybody's going to pass away at some point, but you're not, you can't think about that. You can't let that stop you from doing whatever you want. Like in that moment,

Doesn't really matter what time. Like, you're not supposed to know the time. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, you should just be doing what you were meant to do, what you want to do, period. It's like the littlest things in life at that moment become the biggest blessings in your life. Yeah. Because it's like, oh, yeah, in 29 minutes, I'm dead. But this 29 minutes, the sun is out. Like, you feel me? Yeah, exactly. Like, it'll become a blessing to you. Exactly, fam. And there's a beauty to just life being life, bro. Like, even...

all the little things that you don't like about it become good. Because you don't realize how much you like the snow until there's no more snow. Because in Canada, I feel like a lot of people can relate. Like, it's a hassle to shovel and shit, but...

When, let's say you grew up in the desert, people in the desert would love to see some snow sometimes. Yeah, because I was mad tired today, but then I was like, oh, the sun is out. That's a blessing. Like, I can wake up in my own bed and there's the sun, you know? Yeah. It's like small little things. But this guy misses like five hours of the sun already. This guy wakes up at like 4 a.m. or 4 p.m., which is blessed because it's like, I'm more grateful. Oh, I see the sun. I see the sun coming out.

- No, real shit, real shit, whenever I wake up super early, I'm actually the happiest. - Then wake up all the time, bro, what the fuck? Wake up all, nah, you know what I noticed though? - Yeah. - Yeah, you're right. Like when I wake up early and I have like more time to do shit, more free, more free. But I think the problem is a lot of us do have a lot of freedom.

But we lock ourselves in to not have freedom subconsciously. We do it without thinking we are. Like how much time do you spend on your phone? Boom. Let's say you spent like five hours on your phone. That's locked to your phone. So if you put it in a different perspective, if I told you, you have to go sit in your room and spend five hours on your phone. Boom. You can't do anything else. And I told you, you can't do shit. You have to spend five hours on that phone right now. Boom. Yeah.

That would be a whole different perspective because you don't have the freedom to go out and do stuff. You have to sit there and do exactly that. But realistically, we're already doing that. It's just broken up into different periods, right? Like if I told you, like, you have to spend two hours, even like one hour looking at this USB. Just go sit in your room and look at this USB for an hour. That'll be the most daunting task because you're forced to do it. Yeah.

But the facts of, oh, I can do, I can look at this for a bit, put it away. I mean, go make some food. Look at this. I put it away, you know? Yeah, because it's like subconsciously you always have your phone on you like during the day. Exactly. And it's, I think it's like out of those times, it's only sleep and this where I'm not on my phone.

Which is crazy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too though. That's everybody though. That's everybody. Which is bad, which is bad. But I'm trying, I'm really finding the value in little time spent consistently

adds up. Yeah. Oh, there was a thing where it's like this one minute thing. So you do three exercises for one minute and you make slow progression, right? Yeah. So it's, I think it's jumping jacks, pushups and sit-ups, right? And some guy did it and he started early, but now he's like, say 60 to 70 and

Best shape of his life Word Because he kept doing it It doesn't take a long time Just one minute Every day But people don't like slow motion They like fast Like I want to get built right away But say you do this Consistently every day

you're you're set in the long run have you seen that rick and morty episode where rick he has a night person you ever heard about that person no like oh like uh in the the horny demon thing no no no no like big mouth so in rick and morty there's this one episode that rick all of a sudden he has abs and then morty's like how the fuck you get abs bro oh geez rick how'd you get abs you know what i mean yeah and he was telling he's telling morty

oh i have a night setup that my body will do stuff while i'm sleeping oh that's hard yeah so every single night the bed like he would wake up but it's not him because he's asleep subconscious like he's asleep but his body goes and just starts doing sit-ups yo that's right but it translates to his own body yeah because it's still him it's still him it's like it just automatically like starts doing the sit-ups bro is that crazy that's fire that's spooky like kind of creepy though no because it got dark

It got dark because the nighttime person wanted to be the full-time person. Oh, okay, yeah.

- Okay, yeah. - But that's like the whole episode, I don't wanna get into that. - That's like some spirit shit, yeah. - Yeah. - Some mystery that I saw too, you should never take your dog here. - Why? - It's called the overturn bridge. - Here? - No, it's in England. - Oh, okay. - It's in England. People don't know why, but every time you take your dog there, I guess it's a spirit or something below the bridge, your dog will randomly jump off. - Jump off the bridge into the water. - And it's been happening since the 1960s.

Dogs have mysteriously looked over the corner and jumped. And they drowned. No, no. And there's nothing. There's no water. It's just a bridge with stone. Okay. So below it, they would just die. Right? Oh, fuck. Yeah. So there's been a hell of suicides. And if your dog survives the jump, he'll go back up and jump again. What the fuck?

But people don't know why these dogs have it. So there's theories. There's one theory. There's a spirit that takes over the dog that they can only see ghosts there. And it tells, forces them to jump off. Oh, they're like, yo, jump with me. Jump with me. Or two, there's a, there's a smell under the bridge that forces that, that there's curious of it and they jump off. But I don't think that's, I don't think that's like, even though you smell it, a dog is not stupid enough to go. It's a 50 foot drop.

Oh shit. Yeah, it's a 50 foot drop. So dogs don't survive that. Yeah. So if you take Diego there, don't like make sure you hold it. In my head, like my theory, what would happen is...

The rocks are shaped in some miraculous way that when the wind comes by, it becomes a dog whistle. Oh, yo, that's actually a theory. Is it? I forgot to say that. There's wind under it that is actually like a whistle. So dogs get attracted to that. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. In my head, that's what I was thinking. Did you know that or no? No, I actually didn't know that. What the fuck? I did actually didn't know that. It just came up in my head.

That's kind of crazy. I forgot to say that one word. Yeah. That was the third one. That way. It reminds me of though, is the happening. You ever hear about that movie? No, no, no. So it's just like that. Where it's like a whistle. No, not a whistle. Just randomly. One day, everybody that was outside started to kill themselves. Started to just end themselves. What the fuck? Yeah. So people would just like, just start jumping off buildings. People would like start stabbing themselves. Yeah. And it only happened to the people outside. Yeah.

Now in the movie, the theory was that it was actually the plants doing it. Like they're releasing some chemical in the air. So if you're exposed automatically. Yeah. So there's this one scene where they're driving in the car and obviously the car is closed off, right? They're driving and they're walking, they're driving through like the neighborhood and they can see like people hanging from the trees like, oh shit. But they have to get to where they're going to go, right?

They realize they're in a convertible. No. And the door's opening? No. And the tarp has a little cut. Oh, it's... So the guy swerved up edge. It has a little cut. Nah. Like, they started driving. And then, boom. They crash into a tree. They run outside. And the guy's like... He has like a limpy leg. But he's still not done. He grabs a piece of glass. And then, you know what I mean? And what's crazy, bro? Because the theory was like...

This is in the movie that plants this whole time, they're not really treated well unless they're by like people that take care of plants. And you know what's crazy? Like this is real science. But if you think in your head like, oh, I'm going to water my plant. Your plant scientifically, like they did a electromagnetic test on the plant.

And it changes frequency when you have that thought in your head. I think I talked about this on the podcast before, but there's, there's a test, the scientist, he connected his plant to this electromagnetic sensor. Um,

And in his head, he said, I'm going to burn the plant. And then he started going crazy. Yeah. And the plant started reacting to it. He said it in his head, said it in his head. And the plant started reacting to it, like on the, on the sensor. No, say, cause we obviously we have a podcast and we have a bunch of plants in here. Our plants are probably the smartest out of everyone's.

I'm alive. They hear theories and everything now? They're probably hearing all our conversations. Because life is life, right? Yeah. Life is life, man. And it's crazy to think, you know, like... You should put that on a t-shirt by now because you love to say that. Life is life? It's like, life is lifing right now. That's your main statement. No, but it's real. It's so real. Like,

there's no other way to explain life than life because there's no other adjective or no other word that can explain it because there's so many different things that can be in it life is literally just life like how god is like god is god you can't explain god yeah there's too much for even us to understand there's not even enough like words probably to to explain life because we don't even know what the fuck life is i know

There's some disgusting shit I saw on Reddit too. Since we're talking about plants. You know the one up Mario shroom? The green one? So there's a theory that

Those come from every Mario that's died, right? And it's like a plant. So the Mario's are in the dirt and they're rooted in the ground and it grows from their backs into that one-up mushroom. Oh, wait. So his head becomes the mushroom? Yeah, yeah. Yo. So that's the theory. It's like if you pick it up, that's the dead Mario that died there. Because he... Yo. Because the Mario running through, he would have died in that spot. Exactly, exactly.

And then it grows. Oh, yo, that's crazy. There's different Mario's, but the ones that die grow into a thing. And the picture is so disgusting. I'll show it on thing. It's like Mario and it's a plant growing out of his bag. Oh, shit. That's fucked. Yeah. Yo, there's a theory for Mario though. I have a crazy one. Okay, let me hear it. So nobody knows this. Mario, why is he a plumber? It's crazy. There's lower? Check this out.

Japan, right? They released the NES or SNES. Mario being one of the first games ever, right? Why is Mario a plumber? I don't know. And why was Mario red and yellow? Check this out. During the time they made the NES, they really wanted to influence people into communism. And red and yellow being the original colors of Mario...

Was there to influence like subconscious subconsciously for people to become part of this communist mindset and the number one target they were trying to convince were the blue collared workers. That's why Mario is a plumber. Oh,

It makes no other sense to make Mario a plumber. Yeah, that's so random. Makes no sense. It's random. It's super random. Because they wanted it to relate to the blue-collar workers and get them on board, bro. Wow.

Isn't that crazy? Everything has a reason. Everything is a lie at this point. Everything has a reason. And then eventually like when that passed, they changed the colors. Cause why? Cause Mario should be yellow and red right now, but he's not anymore because that kind of like, I guess era of them trying to do that changed and

And they went into democracy, obviously. What the fuck? Nah, everything's a lie, bro. Because what I thought is like, they related it to Italians. But why would they relate Italians to plumbers? It's in Japan. Yeah. It's in Japan, fam. Exactly. Nah, that's kind of fucked. It's crazy. That's kind of fucked. Because we would never know unless you actually like dive into it and really take it in. Because look, for example...

Yeah, that's a great example. Mario, we just think it's a game. We just think, oh, it's blah, blah, blah. But everything can be used as a propaganda fan. I have a theory that all of those military movies that they made back in the day, especially Top Gun, was made to get more recruits into the Air Force. Tell me I'm wrong, bro. How many people has Top Gun produced?

Influenced to go into the Air Force Probably every single person in the Air Force Watched Top Gun in their life So Loki you can predict The political outcomes through movies Like what are they pushing out At this time You can see maybe it predicts What's going to come next And I talked about this before but the movie Christopher Nolan is making is about the first Atomic bomb And it just so happens it's like right now Get me Everything's kind of

I feel like it lines up on purpose. Yeah. No, I feel like it is on purpose. It's on purpose, bro. They're definitely trying to push something through propaganda. Because we don't really take it in. Like, before, it used to be the news that kind of makes us move. Yeah. But it's really the creative arts that make us move. And it still is. Because through there, you can show something without showing it. And as soon as people catch on to it, then it doesn't work. Mm.

but obviously shit, you know? Yeah, bro. A lot of like, I feel like we're going to look back on some cartoons. Like, yo, that was, that was to make us horny. You know what I mean? Like for real, for real. Like that shit was to make us horny and like make money off of us. There was some, there was some Japanese indie movie that I, I saw on Tik TOK where, uh,

They ran out of like they were running a zoo, right? Yeah, and all the animals were dying So there were no more animals. So, you know that um a guy that dressed up or like paid ten thousand dollars to be a dog Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they kind of took that concept. They made it and they made they made everyone a separate animal That's far so so they would have a polar bear, right? And the guy would be in it like this and a person would also be like it's a human centipede type thing. Yeah, where they would

Be in the costume. Oh, there's two people in one costume? Yeah, it was like, it was crazy. So the guy was like, oh, look, mom, a polar bear. And it's like, oh, it's about to jump in the water. But before it jumps in the water, the guy, the guy running the zoo is like, don't jump. The suit, you can't get the suit wet. And the people were like, what the fuck? Right? So at the end of the day, all of them,

A polar bear A grizzly bear A sloth Yeah Were walking home from work And there's this guy Who saw them He's like Mom why are all the animals leaving Yo that's crazy Guess what the animals did They saw that person Jump that human What the fuck Yeah cause they can't They can't leak that information If that information gets out Oh that's an animal The zoo gets banned Yo

Is this like for real, for real? Japanese movies are the funniest, bro. It's so funny. Oh, it's a movie. It's a movie. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I thought that was real. That's not too hard to believe, fam. Because I remember seeing like this viral video. It's like a cashier that's a cat. Okay. Have you seen it? No. It's like a human-sized cat as a cashier. What the fuck? This is real life? Yeah, like I'll show you. Yeah, yeah. Is this like a furry or no? I don't know. I think it's just like part of the aesthetic. Look, look. Human. Human.

- Human size cat register. You ever seen this? - What the fuck? - Yo, and it looks so real too. And then the comments were like, "Yo, imagine you walk in the store high."

That's insane. That's insane. It looks so real bro. Yeah, that's just definitely in Japan or China Japan. Yeah, yo I'm lucky if I go to spend I'm buying a catsuit fam He'll bring you become a furry no, but it's like furries are more animated that looks like the actual like cat and

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. You feel me? It's like cartoony. Yeah, it's not cartoony at all. I saw a video. I don't know if I said this, but I saw a video of a furry and they seem really nice, bro. Yeah, yeah. They seem like really kind. Because I have this theory. Mm-hmm.

And I say this all the time. Like, whenever I go to Fan Expo, Comic Con, whatever, the people that wear cosplay, the people that are very open to, like, expressing their fandoms and shit, they're the nicest people in the world. Facts. Because they don't give a fuck about their opinion. The least judgmental people in the world. Yeah. Because, yo, they're out here like this, wearing a cat suit. You know what I mean? Like, you're...

I'm not judging you because you can't judge me. Yeah. As a non-cosplayer, I caught myself doing that because I was in Sobeys and like the whole fan expo was going on. Yeah. And I see mans in Sobeys like on a regular day buying like tomatoes with a Goku thing on. And I was like, what the

What the fuck is going on? How could you wear this in public, bro? No, but the thing is, though, at the end of the day, it's just what became the norm. Yeah. What became the norm? Clothes is clothes. Yeah. Feel me? Clothes are clothes, bro. Because they could look at me and rip jeans and be like, what are you wearing? Exactly. Clothes are really just clothes. It's just to the point of what's worn a lot.

The more it's worn, the more it's acceptable. You know what I mean? Okay. And then it becomes like, oh, yeah, that's whatever. All right, scenario then. Say you're dating a girl, right? And she's a furry? No, no, no. And every time you go out, she, like, wants to cosplay. That's kind of lit, bro. No, like, every, like, fancy dinner situation.

Like her like suit depends what she's she's dressed at her suit is like a Sailor Moon like So say say you're going out every time and she's like bad. We're going on fancy dinner No, I want to wear my sailor Sailor Moon outfit. I feel like I would I would be open to trying that really I'll be open to trying this I wouldn't fam. There's a time and place for everything on the anniversary. You can't be cosplaying man No, but like

Okay, maybe not all the time for sure. Yeah, but out in public often you would be down It's not a big deal in my opinion cuz clothes are clothes like I said Would you match her energy and and instead of wearing her normal clothes you would cosplay with her? I think it depends how I'm feeling. Okay, okay, that's how I'm feeling like honestly look remember what I said with the Kanye quote Yeah, if everybody if I'm running down the street shirtless

And panting out of breath man's gonna say you're crazy running down the street shirtless Yo, that guy's crazy. Yeah, but if I'm running with 50 other people it's a marathon, but it's you two only There's no other 50 other people, you know, no, but I'm saying though Look, for example fashion right and you know this yeah when it becomes like a little bit abstract

and not too far off the regular, it becomes the trend. But real talks, depending on how fast you move, the most abstract is the trend, just not at that moment. Yeah, that makes sense.

There was something that I saw too, it's like the 50-30-20 rule. So when you're dressing, it's supposed to be like 30% you're supposed to look homeless. Yeah, oh, I heard the drug addict. 20% drug addict, and that'll make you fashionable. But it depends on like the aesthetic you're going for. Yeah, yeah. That aesthetic, yeah. That aesthetic, yeah.

Like the avant-garde. You should follow that rule. The grilled. The grilled aesthetic. The grilled aesthetic. Because nowadays, I can see like older people wearing just regular clothing. What you would say is like norm, normal. I'm like, yo, that's very dapper. Feel me? And I would never say that in my head back in the day. Fam.

back in the 2000s, they would wear clubs. I mean, they would wear suits into the clubs. Oh yeah. The baggy suits too. Yeah. Like you would be sweating in the club now. Yeah. You can just get in wearing jeans fam. I feel like we should bring that back. Low key. That would be a weird suit to the club. Cause I feel like, uh,

Not in Serrano clothes. That's too... No, no, but I feel like just in general, they should bring back suits in clubs. They should just bring back like kind of... I was saying this from their time, bro. We should bring back formal just because it's more presentable and it's a lot more... I don't know. It feels good as a community. I get it. Yeah, I get why you say that. Yeah, because it's very like we're on manners. Yeah, yeah.

You get me? You're not thotting out. Exactly, bro. Like, we're on manners. You get me? Like, everybody's doing good. But the problem with that, and people always say this, is like, the progression from that isn't good. Why? Because you're kind of moving backwards. It's like less free. Because it's almost a uniform. To be in a suit is kind of uniform. It is, but...

I guess club attire is also uniform, right? Nah. Like the jeans and the... Nah, you have freedom to wear like different tops and blah, blah, blah. But a suit is a suit. You know what I mean? Like it's built that way. It's kind of a uniform. True. It's like if you go wrestling and you wear the leotard, you can't wear like, you know what I mean? You can't wear like a sweater. Fuck, you're right. But I don't know. I wanted to bring that back because I feel like that creates so much more tension than what we're doing now. Because it's like when you see like...

Or say you're going to a dinner, a fancy dinner. I feel like if you're both looking good, that creates the most tension between people. But if you see a girl, like, in, like, half her clothes are stripped away and shit like that, that's like, I don't want that, bro. You know, it goes away. I do get you. Like, the attraction goes away. Because it's like...

It's like everything's revealed. Yeah. And there's no mystery. Exactly. But when you're in a suit, like you want to get to know them to get to that point. But girls will be wearing dresses though. Yeah. Yeah. Girls would be wearing dresses. That's the thing. Like they, it should be like that. A girl in a dress and a guy in a suit. You feel me? I feel like that could save our generation low key. Cause there's no more, I'm outside. Like, no, you're inside in a suit.

Because it's manners, right? Yeah, it's manners. It'll tighten up our generation. Because the way it's moving, this is my theory, and I bet it's a lot of other people's theory too. We're going to reach the point where we're doing too much of a wild fucking experience of life that we're going to have to be like, yo, we need some rules. I think that's a great reset. I think that's what happens. That is the reset. It's like,

This is too crazy now like yo, we got a dial it back turn it down or not In Ryerson, I think you're the one that told me a story where uh, uh a girl would be wearing jeans But her ass would be oh, yeah, bro. Okay at school. Yeah You gotta chill like I'm trying to focus on my assignment right now. Nah, that's like there was a girl my class Yeah, but she can hang out. Yeah, I'm a rip. Oh

crazy like the rip is on purpose to show yeah fam that's crazy i don't know who designed that but shit but at the same time freedom is freedom yeah yeah i mean like enjoy it okay enjoy it god god is coming yo that's the thing right because like because we become more yo our homies our peers can't judge us but you forget like god judging you still

I'm telling you, the great reset is coming, man. God is coming to save all of us, man. I think it's still going to be like this, like this type of climate for at least another five years. There's no way we're going to go into like rules on rules. There's no way. Once we hit the point where everyone's just wearing a G-string, yeah, God's going to come in some way. We got to look at God and say, yo, come save us, please. Well, all the time. Here's what's crazy. But.

But before why the rebellious stuff became the trend like ripped jeans were rebellious like wearing black was rebellious You spiky hair blah blah all that stuff. That was rebellious because the norm was kind of the rule but if the norm becomes the weird

The rebellious is the rules. So wearing business core, wearing the suits is the rebellious now because everybody else is doing the weird. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. It's like, it's like reversed. Yeah. Yeah. It's reversed now. Cause I can see that happening. Right. Cause everybody's doing too much crazy shit. I'm keeping it clean. I'm keeping it blah, blah, blah. That's, that's the person that's not.

With the trends now, you know? Because you know how they say the 90s love was way more genuine? So now it's like, it's very corrupted. Wait, the 90s love is more genuine than... Or like the old, the past love. You know how they're like, all the celebrities back then actually looked like they were in love. But celebrities now are like, they're only in love because of the numbers and the fame and the riches. Word. I feel like, like you said, since this is the norm now...

they're gonna like love will soon be genuine again like it'll be back in that like positive way just because people want to get back to that yeah but i understand why like history repeats itself because there's a pattern like i'm starting to see it because if you take it in like the first people there's no rules on like what you can wear they just decided like oh this kind of looks good yeah yo what do you think was the first t-shirt

Or the first attire, fam. It was probably like some leaves, bro. They probably like got a bunch of leaves and sewed some shit together or glued it. Or like fur, obviously, like animal fur. Damn. But the first, first it had to be leaves or some dirt. Could you walk, could you walk out the house just wearing fur?

Like straight up just pelt. Not even in a t-shirt, just like pelt. Pelt. I don't know. That would be, that's absurd. You look like a cosplay. You look like a cosplay. Fucking, oh, that's Fred Flintstone right there, man. Like, nah. But did we start at the rebellious? Because in a sense, that's rebellious, but it's just what we had. I think we just started at nothing and create, I don't know. Did we start with rebel and then rules or did we just start with rules? I don't know.

It's a good question actually. That is a good question. Because how did you start your life? I guess with rules. I started my life. Because why is it such a weird thing to be shirtless in public? I feel like that's one of the things that we should... Unless you're deezed. Unless you're deezed. I feel like that should be something that we should start pushing, bro. Like every man should... If it's a hot summer day, you don't got to wear a t-shirt, bro. Yeah. I'm tired of my sandals getting sweaty, bro. Like let me just take it off. Even though I'm not deezed.

It's because they told us, fam. It's because like... Who told us? They. You know what I mean? They. Y'all don't know who they is. No, they. Like, it's just they, bro. A lie? They control the world. They. Man. But the real conspiracy is we are they. Facts. Just because we're going to start pushing that no shirt policy next podcast, we're going to call this shirtless, bro. No. Okay. If this hits... If this hits...

15k likes. I swear to God. I swear to God. If it hits 15k. 15k is a lot. We hit 10. We hit 10. 15k is possible. I'll dress up as a furry on the podcast. And I'll go shirtless.

Ew! Bro, why you have to say shirtless? Just be a furry, too, fam. Okay, fine. Why is one guy shirtless and one guy's a furry? That's gross, bro. That would probably be the most... That's the most paused. That's the most paused episode. Imagine the thumbnail. Yo, bro. I'm like this. I'm like...

shirtless oh my god fam nah 15k likes i'll dead ass like buy a furry costume and wear on the podcast okay i'll do it too and i'll do it outside we'll do the podcast i don't know about outside bro but okay hold on if you did see a furry in person yeah like the worst thing you're gonna say is like in your head unless you're like one of those loud people like

Woof, woof. Yeah. Something like that. You know what I mean? Like nothing's really bad going to happen to you. Nothing. I would say what's up. Like, oh, this is cool. How much you buy for? Shit like that. True. Apparently they go for like a thousand dollars. Yeah. They go for a lot. So that guy is probably thinking. I'm not going to buy expensive for your costume, but I like. Yeah. I'll make something. If I have like, if I'm a millionaire, right? Yeah. Once I get there, I'll probably just do these side missions and just one day I'll just buy a furry costume, go out in public just to feel like how it is. And then the next day do something else, you know? Yeah.

yeah i'll probably panhandle for just just try weird right did you hear what i said i'll probably panhandle oh like this bro and you're even though you're a million oh my god just for like five hours fam yo there's one more thing i want to talk about because you talking about that reminds me of david cho and he's kind of like that he's very like weird abstract right yeah but he is a millionaire

Multi milliliter, I'm pretty sure he does the most of any moves. He does the most obscure things, right? But he said this one thing on Joe Rogan's podcast that has me thinking so much and he's kind of crazy It's jokes too. But he said there's a reason why Asians have small eyes and weird-looking eyes Why and he said it as a joke, but like it has me thinking so he was on like a psychedelic trip I think and during his trip. I

there's like an alien that started speaking to him and then like told him things he's like you know why your eyes are like that right and he goes what the fuck and you know why you're blue david cho he has a birthmark on his ass yeah that's blue i think i had that too you had that too yeah every so a lot of asian people when they're born they're born with like a blue mark on their butt now david cho well he's on his psychedelic trip he said the alien told him

The reason your eyes are like that, the reason you have blue on you is because we messed with an Asian girl back in the day and we made you. What the fuck? So Asians might be the closest related to aliens, bro.

Yo, cuz I had like I swear in baby pictures if I really look it up there was something on my ass There's like something blue. Yeah something blue or like that's crazy. Let me search this up real quick. I want to pull up a picture Yeah, it's it's called something. It's like a mark something mark Asian blue So I think in the podcast you were saying it was um, it's related to Ganges con. Yeah Asian blue mark, let's see. Well, that's crazy, bro. Oh

Yeah, I see this blue mark. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. I know. I swear I had that one on my ass, bro. I have a huge birthmark, but it's not blue. It's not blue? Maybe I'm a different alien. Oh, yeah. That's why.

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