EP.145 - UFO SIGHTING IN AFRICA, THE JOKER THEORY & THE MARY VINCENT SURVIVAL STORY
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Last night after the party, like, Rosewood is open until 3am. So that's like the only thing that's open. And usually like all the drunk people go there, right? Yeah, it's packed. It's usually packed, right? So me, me and my, I think, yeah, it was three of us. And we were just having a conversation. We're like telling like, we're sharing advice and having like these deep talks. Yeah. So all you see, I see like three girls walk in. And you know, those friends that are like usually loudmouths, like they like to get everyone involved. I'm like, I'm like, fuck, he's gonna act up because girls are here now, right?

And of course, your friend. Yeah, my friend, my friend. He's a loud mouth. So we're sitting like in the middle and the girls sit right beside us. So I'm like, oh, here it comes. Right. So he goes, oh, excuse me. We're just trying to get something from a girl's perspective and shit like that. I'm like, oh, fuck. And then the girls like they're giving us mad attitude. Oh, really? Yeah. Because they don't want to be bothered. No, no. They thought we were going to flirt with them.

So he's there being mad rude to my friend. Yeah, they're like hurry up finish your story. They're counting down That's the most disrespectful you know way while he's while he's trying to question them he did she's going five four I'm like whoa. Whoa. This is crazy

Right. Yeah. And so we got past that point where it's like they thought we were flirting with them, but now they understood. Oh, no, we're just trying to get some advice for my boy. Yeah. Right. So they got along. They got along. And at the end. Right. That one girl that was giving hell attitude was being like, oh, you're you're weird. You're weird. You're weird. You're actually cool to my boy. Right. And she called me weird. Right. Yeah. So I'm like, OK, how can I transition this to tell them like, oh, follow me on TikTok? Because I want to I want to see the reaction. And you know how we practice.

was like transitioning combos yeah yeah so someone said tiktok right and i said oh yeah i'm gonna put this on my tiktok just go follow because i'm gonna put a storyline and then they're like the one girl when i when i got the phone the one girl in the corner was like wait a minute

I recognize you. You kind of look familiar. Yeah. And the girl, and the girl that's calling me a weirdo and giving us, she's like, she's like, she's like, wait, wait, wait. So I type in, I type in my shit. I say, boys, when I give her the phone, we're going to dip right away. I give her back the phone. They're all like, whoa, they start taking their Snapchat out and they're,

Now they're filming me. They're trying to be nice. And so there's a video of me floating around of me just like giving the middle finger to all these three girls on Snapchat. Like, bro, oh my God. The way girls switch up when they know who you are. It's like the gold digger prank. You know, like the Fousey shit? Yeah. That's exactly it. Like, I got pissed off. Like, why? Just treat everyone nicely, bro. I know. I think it's because they want to like feel important too. Yeah. Or they want to feel more important. Because I'm not going to lie.

Girls, they have to have a certain expectation for you to want to be attracted to them. You know what I'm saying? They have to hold their ground so that you can go ahead and try to swoop in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And obviously, they're coming back from a club, so it's like...

What do you call this? Their ego is already getting hit on, bro. Yo, honestly, if girls treat you like that, don't take it to heart. Because there's some good girls out there that won't treat you like that. And it's usually not because it's you. It's usually because something else has gone on in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, they're trying to tell me shit like, why are you guys out on a Monday night? Why are you out on a Monday night? Like, what the fuck are you telling me, man? This is stupid.

Like, oh my God, never mind. But yeah, that shit just pissed me off. So they're trying to like say, what are you doing? And then they're out there too? Like literally, it was the biggest shit test. Like they were trying to see if we could stand our ground. And my boy was just taken. He was like, fuck shit test, bro. That's why, that's what I hate. I hate shit test, man. It's so stupid, bro. It's so stupid. Like what are you trying to get out of it? Like I'm a bitch? Okay, man. Like call me a bitch then. My God, bro. Why do you think girls shit test you? Shit test? I don't know. I think they...

A girl's natural instinct is to... If some guy's going to flirt with them, they want a guy who's going to protect them. So if they can page you and get through that wall... Through stress? Yeah, stress, then you're not worthy. True, true, true. But if you...

say like, oh, I can stand my ground. I think they feel more protected and like more attractive, I guess. They're more attracted to you if you pass their shit test. Yeah, that's true. That's how it works. That's how it actually works. Yo, did you hear the smile theory? Smile theory. What? That you... It takes more...

things to frown and smile or no no no so there's this thing going around right now and they say it's something you can do right now it'll make you more attractive to everybody okay girls will find you more attractive guys will find girls more attractive if they follow this okay smile theory what is it so do you know what an inner smile is uh no like smiling in your mind or something so imagine smiling right now imagine it all right and then think about it yeah

See, you almost smiled right there, right? So everybody has like an inner smile. When they hear like smile and inside they're thinking about something happy. They kind of like give like a little... It's already natural. They kind of give like a little like... Your cheeks like literally just went like this, feel me? Now, this is real. If you start doing that when you walk around in public, people will be more attracted to you. Because you know how there's like a resting bitch face? And then even just like an angry resting face? Mm-hmm.

If you have that in the back of your head, like the inner smile, people want to approach you more. You're more like welcoming. People want to be in your vicinity. So try it and see what happens. True. Has anybody been like... Okay, so for me, a lot of people, when they first meet me, they already think I'm a bitch. Why? I don't know. Until I maybe tell them what I do. But I feel like with you, no man's are pressing you. I guess it's like an image, I guess.

Because it's like maybe I have baby face and man's like, oh, yeah, he's already a bitch. I could treat him how I want to already. But have you ever gone to like a first interaction where already like some guy's trying to downplay you? Yeah, one time. But it's like in Muay Thai. Yeah, no, but no, I'm telling like social interaction though. I'm not going to lie to you. Yeah. The day it all changed was when I grew a mustache. I swear to God. Okay, I think that is. I swear to God. Yeah. Yo, like for real. Mm-hmm.

That used to happen. Like people would kind of treat me differently until I got facial hair. See, okay. I swear to God. That has to be a theory because it's like,

They'll hit me with, oh, you're a baby or some shit like that. I'm like, what are you? I'm 22. The girls that I was talking to, they're like, oh, you guys are like 19 or something. Bro, I'm 22. I just can't grow facial hair. That's it. But I don't know. Because there's some people that are clean shaven that are still like, they give off that oomph. The presence. Yeah, it's a presence thing. I think it's just a presence thing. But usually when you think of those people that are clean shaven, they usually have something that...

holds them to it or like holds the edge i'm saying yeah yeah and i think i think that's what makes people interesting if they have like an edge oh yeah for sure because if somebody's just like just bland inside and out they're just bland nobody wants to like have a taste yeah i'm saying but if you're bland and have like an edge of let's say you see the most innocent looking person and then you realize holy fuck that's a navy seal and they've like

stopped terrorists and killed like how many terrorists? You're gonna treat them different. You're gonna treat them like, yo, it's intriguing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I don't know. I think, I don't know if it's a theory or not, but I think the more it stretches on the spectrum of like,

Obscure to normal looking like if you're normal looking but you have whatever you do that is the edge is like super obscure It's more. I don't know if it's attractive or like intriguing even with girls So they have to have something weird, but they got to look normal. I think it's more I think it's more intriguing because like if you see like a rock star, but he looks like a rock star. Yeah, I

you're already not it's what it is what it is like it's inside and out yeah so you like you know the ratio of like um uh fruitopia and sprite right yeah it has to be like uh what do you call this what is it uh 70 percent spider utopia fruitopia and then 30 thing what is like the perfect yeah what is the perfect no i'm saying i'm saying like the the farther away it is yeah the farther away it is so if you're if you're

Normal looking but your obscurity is like super far up there. Yeah, that's the distance The distance is what matters I think personally. Yeah But I don't know. Yeah, I'm not sure look that maybe that's just me how I see people low-key I'm trying to remember when I met like those type of people like regular looking people. Yeah, but it's like I

The ones like, you can get a feeling of like, oh, they're kind of weird on the inside already. Yeet. Who? Yeet. He's normal looking. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's normal looking, but his edge is like crazy. Oh, his edge is crazy? Okay. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I get that. Or like if you meet, oh, for example, great one is the boring girl in your class. Mm.

And then one day you find out the born girl in your class is a pro gamer or something. Or she's like a Muay Thai champion. Like, oh shit. It's even more intriguing because the distance from normal to obscurity is like way out. It's like farther from it. But if she already looked kind of interesting and then she matches like her interesting obscurity...

Then it is what it is. For sure. Because I feel like as humans, we're just mad curious about others. So it's like if there's layers and layers, you're going to keep peeling all those layers until it gets boring. Yeah. And then you're like, ah, no, never mind. You know what I mean? Like if you met a cat and then it starts barking and shit. Yeah. Like, oh, fuck. You know what I'm saying? That's a good. Yeah. That's a great example. That's facts. That's facts. And, um.

Yeah, I think the more I try to find those people, the more I see everyone at the same like, you know how they say like, don't judge a book by its cover? Yeah. That shit's so true.

That's just so true. But I feel like we all do it though. Like no matter what, like even though we can say to ourselves repetitively, don't judge a book by its cover. You're going to see a homeless man. You're going to judge the homeless man by its looks. Am I wrong? Everybody will. Yeah. But that's like our survival instinct. Exactly. Regardless. Yeah. I mean, like if we see a snake, we're going to be afraid of snakes. Yeah. But what I'm saying is I think.

I think a lot of us, we hold so much power to it. Like, it's too forceful on our emotion. You know what I'm saying? Like, we wouldn't give somebody a chance if they look a certain way. Yeah. And we'll never get to know them if we stay that kind of ignorant, you know? Yeah, pretty privileged, bro. Yeah, even that too. Like, this is real. I hear a lot of like...

Personally, some of my friends, you can call them very pretty. They find it harder to find guys that, I don't know, are more attractive. Because the guys are intimidated. Yeah.

If you think about it, because if something's so like, you know, oh, everybody's already trying. Yeah, that sucks too because it's like your ego is at a all-time high probably because you're like, yeah, I'm pretty as fuck, but no one's coming up to you. That's a crazy like... Because it's like you're too... What's the word? It's too...

intimidating yeah too intimidating damn and guys for sure is like it's already hard for guys in club to to find girls so imagine like you're too pretty to think but at the same time it's like you know you're pretty when you can finesse bottles and you can if you're a guy and you finesse bottles you're pretty i don't care i don't care okay okay uh theory right now yeah if there's a pretty girl in the room and then let's say she's like a 20 out of 10 and then there's another girl that's

let's say a 19 out of 10 so she's just as pretty just like one mark under does one of them get uglier because there's a comparison oh 100 that i think i think that 19 becomes like a a 10 out of 20 now because it's like that one's perfect because there's something that yeah changes your perception right now this is a real thing but have you ever noticed why

Vending machines, there's always a Coca-Cola one and then there's a Pepsi one right beside it. Have you noticed that? No, I haven't. So if you go to like a stadium, they usually have one machine. Just all for Coke and Pepsi. Yeah, and then another one for like the Pepsi products. Why? But why would they put it right beside each other? Check this out. Because if there's a Coke machine, right? In your head, your thought process is, okay, am I going to buy a Coke or not? Yeah, yeah. But when you see Coke and Pepsi...

The thought process in your head is, which one will I get? So you're going to buy it. It's just which one. So it changes from, am I going to buy? To, which one do I buy? Now, this is real science, fam. This is real marketing science. Both companies started profiting way more and increased the sales the moment competition was right beside it. Damn. Because it no longer became a choice of,

Am I hungry or not? Am I thirsty or not? It became a which one do I want? I thought all parties increased. I thought it was going to be worse for Pepsi. Because you know how Coke is industry leader. So say like you put a 10 out of 10 beside a 9 out of 10. They're always going to choose the Coke.

So how does it benefit Pepsi then? No, it's because there's preference. There's preference? Because everybody's different. Just like if you put girls in the room, maybe one guy is like into something else than the other guy. You know what I mean? Yeah, right. So another marketing one that I've seen was Blue Raspberry. Oh, and it's not real, right? Yeah, because when I saw it, I didn't know that shit. For the longest time, I thought Blue Raspberry was a real, I thought it was a real like fruit.

I've seen this TikTok, he was like, you know raspberries aren't blue, right? I'm like, wait, no they are. And then I searched it up, it's red. And for the longest time, I think, cause red already had its main players. Strawberry, cherries, watermelon. What's that one with all of them mixed together? The pop.

What is that a fruit? It's fuck. It's fruit something. Oh fruit punch fruit punch. Yeah, those are the big players So nothing was really marketed in blue. So raspberry They just they just pretended to die raspberries and called it blue raspberry and you know how popular that shit got yo What the fuck is blue cuz I don't need like blueberry. Mm-hmm, but

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Blueberry doesn't even taste like good as a pop. Yeah.

So if you're really bad, you're like, fam, raspberries aren't blue, but it tastes blue. You know what I mean? It's like, it tastes. It became that. It became that. Because blue Gatorade is. Yes. That's what I'm saying. And any candy that's blue is that flavor. Like Sour Patch Kids, there's blue ones that taste like blue. No, there's not even like blue fruits besides blueberry that people would even fuck with. And blueberry's not even blue. That shit's purple. Yeah, exactly. But the Rehab Grape is purple. Mm-hmm.

Another one too, Pringles. They're not allowed to call themselves chips. Wait, why? Because before, Pringles had Pringles chips labeled on the thing. Yeah. But to be labeled as chips, I think, what's that, FDA? It's like the health? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like the FDA said that if you don't...

If you are not making chips from actual potatoes... Wait, it's not potato? No Pringles? It's not potato? No, fam. It's made out of a powder and they make it into a paste and they heat it up and it becomes... But it's not like... It's not like...

Corn? No. Fam, I don't know what the fuck is in Pringles. It's not potatoes or anything corn. It's probably corn something. Maybe. I don't know. But you know, it's like with all these like toxic shit in it. Ew, bruh. But they're not allowed to label it chips because it's not chips. Damn. So a chip has to be a potato cut up into thin slices, either fried or put it in the oven. And that's, you can call it chips. And then you can call it chips. Yeah.

So Pringles are just Pringles. Yeah, Pringles are really just Pringles, bro. They're in their own lanes. Ew, bro. A little gross-ass Pringles. There's something I heard about Taco Bell is the worst meat you can possibly get. And it's just passing. It's just passing the FDA thing approved. But man, regardless, they'll still go to Taco Bell. Even though they know, I don't know why, but even though they'll shit and diarrhea after...

Something brings them back. I think it's like the nostalgia of it. Yeah. For me, it's nostalgia. That's why I always get like the fries Supreme. I fuck with it. Yeah. Yeah. It's so funny when they had a BuzzFeed video when they made Mexicans try Taco Bell. Oh, it's ass. Yeah. But you know that you get the one Mexican is like, oh, this shit actually pretty good. Yeah.

Bro, what it is, it's actually kind of good. I'm not going to lie. But that's what everything is. It's supposed to make you, it's literally supposed to stimulate your senses that it tastes like amazing. Like I recently tried Lay's or is it Ruffles? Yeah. But I don't really eat chips. I don't really eat like a

potato chips or anything. And my sister bought Ruffles. I'm like, let me try a bit. I haven't tried it since like a kid. So me being me, I stay away from salt. I broke a little piece off the Ruffles. Literally like a miniscule Squidward bite-ass piece. Damn.

I put in my mouth pause. That shit was so salty. That was like the saltiest thing ever. And it was just a little corner. So imagine I put that whole thing in my mouth pause. I think like one taco is like how many calories? Or sodium? Yeah, sodium. That shit is crazy. Yeah, but they really take advantage of it because you're just going to say, oh, it's tasty. You just douse hella sodium in it. Like we're just used to it now because everything else is competing. Yeah.

So if there's no competition, then there wouldn't be like a...

You know what I mean? There wouldn't be anything for comparison. True. Something that's gross too that they do at restaurants. I remember I went to St. Louis. I think it was two days ago. And then I went to, I think it was Jack Astor's in the Toronto one. But I don't know why, but these big chain restaurants, they don't wash their cups. So you'll see like the lip marks still. And I was like, this is gross. It's like you're kissing somebody. Yeah, like I know they do like a little...

rinse and then they oh put that shit back down my cousin when he washes dishes he put his fingers in it goes like this no one thing one thing that happened when um we just moved into the apartment yeah the spaghetti scenario the spaghetti scenario i was um i was rushing for school right yeah and like um i was washing dishes and i was late so i'm like fuck let me quickly clean the top and i'll do the bottom later right oh my god that's so stupid

So I was going to clean it later, but I just cleaned the top. I put it in the washing machine. I was like, Carlos is never going to flip over this plate. Like, no,

The fact that you actually flipped over this plate, you sent me a picture and you're like, yo, bro, you better go. It's dirt, bro. Nah, because I expect if clean dishes are clean, it's clean through and through. You know what I mean? Because if it's leaving it half-assed, then it's not done. It might as well not be done so we know it's not done. But it's so crazy. It's deception. It's like the things that I would never expect you to do, you would always do. Yeah.

I don't know. Shit doesn't slide with you, bro. Like, I pay too much attention, fam. Real shit. I pay attention to details, though. Facts, facts. You actually do. I actually do. I'm not gonna lie. But do you think it's a bad thing? Why? Because I overthink everything. Because I contemplate that, like, damn, am I really, like, living up to par right now? Because am I just, like, OCD-ing and shit? I think that's... It's normal. Like, I would rather have, um...

a clean house than a dirty one. You feel me? Like, if you were OCD, you're always cleaning and shit like that. I guess that's too much. I guess there's like a, there's like a too much like line. I'm like kind of under it still. But it's like, in situations where like, there's supposed to be stress, like, you don't panic. So it's like, I don't think that, that's like anxiety gets you in stressful situations. You know what? It makes it worse.

weird you know what though it does though like people just don't see it yeah you're calm yeah like fam i'm actually like people don't see it but like i like like sometimes i could be yeah because all the times i've been with you in a situation where you're supposed to actually be stressed oh no you know if you want to travel with someone travel with carlos no you know it's like take your equipment out the back i was like yeah bro like okay here like

You know why? It's because my parents, my family, they're S-tier stressed. Yo, I don't know why Filipinos have raging anxiety at the airport. Raging. S-tier stress, bro. So if I have anxiety and the fam is always like...

Yeah. You know what I mean? I have to find a way to calm myself down. Zen in all, like every single moment. Yeah. Always. You should have been with me. Cause at the St. Louis parking lot, this is fucked. Yeah. So I, I didn't know, like, you know, those little curbs in the parking lot, the yellow, like, the bumps. Yeah. So I parked my car. Right. Mm hmm.

The parking beside me didn't have that ridge. The other one to my right didn't have that ridge. So I'm like, okay, let me go forward. Because I'm not trying to reverse. There's no one in front of me. I hit the gas. All you see... Oh, shit. And there's two ridges. So my car, my front tire is stuck in between those two ridges. You got stuck? Yeah, I got stuck. So all you smell in my car is gas. Oh, shit. The people in my car...

I smell everyone get out to get out the car. I'm like, at this moment, you have to relax, bro. My girl's like, get everyone out. I'm like, it's not steaming. Can men just relax? It's not that serious. Yeah, so I call my daddy and he's like, okay, just try and get it out, right? So he's like, yo, just hit the brakes. Just go. Just go over it. So I go a bit backward. Hit the gas. All I hear at the front is...

Everyone's like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm like can y'all just relax it's like a movie like you guys are like oh my god no no they just they just want to be excited about it bro romance drunk no no they weren't they weren't this is all sober this is all sober they're bored man's are bored no because it's like they they're they're panicking but obviously it's like they care they cared for me because they don't want nothing to happen but bro imagine I was with you guys like it would be totally different story

Because they were like, yo, check the leaks, check the leaks. These Filipinos, bro, Filipinos love to exaggerate shit. There was four Filipinos in my car. Four Filipinos. There you go, bro. Four Filipinos. Filipinos love to exaggerate shit. Look at the teleseries, you know what I mean? It's all freaking, it's all overdramatic. It's like my car was going in slow motion with the Hindi. And the pan to them like. Oh my god, bro.

My goodness. Filipinos and stress, man. But it's fun. It's funny because I think Filipinos, they have the best storytelling. Oh, 100, yeah. High key, I think Filipinos have the best storytelling. I'll still hold this down to this day, bro. Why do you think that is? I don't know. I think it's... You know, black people are really good at storytelling too, though. Yeah, yeah. They're really, really good. But I think with Filipinos, it's almost a thing of like...

they have to fluctuate their voice in a way. You know what I mean? Because Tagalog is kind of like this, right? It is, it is. So when they're telling the story, especially in English, it goes everywhere. Yeah. Because you have the...

You have the regular, because I think there's a regular like storytelling voice when you read a storybook to a kid. Yeah, yeah. Once upon a time, right? And then with Tagalog, on top of that, it's like two waves now. So it's both of them at the same time. And then when they're telling you some spicy ass drama. Uh-huh.

That shit's just addictive. Yeah, yeah. And it's funny. I think it's funny too because the English, the accent. Yeah, yeah. Because they'll combine, they'll be like Filipino-English. So it's like they'll mix bad words and they'll emphasize. So like, my car ran over, my car went over the bridge. Do-do, do-do, putang.

you know like they'll they'll add but we're probably biased though because i i can guarantee there's probably a lot of like latino families that are super expressive with their storytelling it's just that i wouldn't be able to hear it as much because my i'm just surrounded by filipinos all the time instead but my uh my uh friend is also dating a white person and they she got invited into like the the fam jams at the white parties yeah and she's like yo it's totally different like everyone is fancy like

there's why what do you mean fancy character boards the way they talk so it's like oh how how's uh how's your job going oh how's it there i hate that i hate the fake the like pretend have you ever been to like a white party like a white white like you're the only thing uh like you're the only other race like a work party yeah it's like a work party like that but um

nah bro i'll tell you so my mom is um a caretaker of this white family and they all grew up now and they're getting like um they're all married and shit yeah so we had to go to their wedding yeah yeah not wedding but like uh the christening for the babies and they invited us after for the the backyard party and i'm telling you fam it's like the only thing i said was probably like oh yeah yeah like you know the fake nod and like the smile i did that for like two hours bro i swear

It was so crazy. My dad was like, yo, we're in Get Out Filipino Edition right now. You know why I hate it so much? It's because...

That's what you're supposed to do, but I don't want to do that. I think nowadays, if you put me in that setting, I'll still be the exact same. Nowadays. But before, I would have to play that like, oh yeah, everything's good. Because it's normal. Josh did the perfect impression of me. How? Because I told Josh, yo, I'm going to a fam jam right now. I was like, I have to div. I'm going to a fam jam. He was like, oh, word. And then you're going to hit him with the, oh, how's the podcast? It's good. It's good.

It's so accurate. It's good. It's good. Yo, no facts. It's good. You always hit it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm good. It's good. But I caught myself recently. I caught myself recently. I was at a fam jam.

And I became the Tito that asked, oh, how's school? And you hit him with the accent too? No, I didn't. Because I don't have an accent. But I caught myself asking how school is. But what's wrong with that though? There's nothing wrong with that. But at the same time, I'm actually curious. It was a genuine question. I'm actually curious how school is going. But the line that was said, you did it. It's just so weird to me that it's like, damn, I'm really this now. You can't.

You're getting old, man. Nah, I saw the TikTok age filter. Holy shit. Yo, I tried the age filter, fam. Maybe I'll put a pic on screen. My God. Like, the wrinkles are crazy. I didn't know. And they say, like, this filter gives a really, really accurate depiction of how you're going to look when you're older. Bro, they hit me with a dermatologist say. Yeah, they're saying that in the TikTok. So I tried the filter. Fuck.

fuck i got shook so just right now i'm trying to like because i don't even do nothing to my skin surprisingly i actually don't do nothing to my skin yeah i know which is crazy yeah and i think it's just my genetics but now i think i'm gonna have to start using some like some yeah non-wrinkle non-wrinkle anti-aging like sunscreen whatever i went to shoppers drug mart bought out all the non-wrinkle stuff after seeing that filter yo no for real like it scared me because i don't want to

At the same time though, how accurate are those? I don't know. To be honest, it's like, but I did see those theories where it's like, yeah, that is accurate and it's like, it'll tell you if you're gonna be like still attractive when you're old. And a lot of people are saying like, yo, this is true because there was a fluctuation. Not everyone was ugly on that filter and a lot of people were. Yeah, some people look good. Some people look good. Some people look good, bro. Especially the like,

some white people, like, they look really good. I'm like, damn, I guess they age nice, though. It was a lie. No, maybe, or that's, they're just trying to break stereotypes. They're like, they put in, like, in the code, black person, alright, make them ugly. White person, alright, since the stereotype, make them look beautiful. Oh, because it's like, the black don't crack. Yeah, yeah. Because really, Asian don't raise and black don't crack. Yeah, it like...

This is real. Yeah. Asians don't start looking old until they're like really old. And then all of a sudden they start getting wrinkly. At a random age too. Yeah, but they look young. Pfft.

They look fresh. I want to say like my Lola at 60, like 60, she's still looking like young, yo. And then 61 hit, totally different Lola, bro. Yeah. It's not my Lola. 61 hit? Oh, shit. Nah, don't play, don't play. I'm playing. That's hilarious, bro. No, my Lola watches this every day. Oh, okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, Lola. Sorry, Lola. Still look very beautiful.

But um I heard this is like a real scientific thing so you know how older people Yeah, they'll tend to have like short hair especially like you know the Lola hair I kind of have it right now for me this this type of hair is like a Lola type of hairstyle check this out if You have longer hair especially like straight long hair and you're older. I

You actually look younger. Like it makes you look way, way, way younger. Longer hair at older age. Yeah. And it's all the style. It's all based on style. So... It's really dependent on like what era they grew up in. Because what they try to do... This is just my theory on it. But usually like older people... They try to get like...

The stylish hairstyles that were stylish back in their day. So that becomes like an old hairstyle. If they just came back. But if they still stick with trends to modern day, they'll look super young. Super young. Okay. No, that kind of makes sense because Billy Ray, he has the mullet. It's in right now. He still looks young. He still looks young. Yeah. Because he has that long hair right now. He's looking young, fam. But if he had like, let's say...

a buzz or like shorter hair he would like the George Clooney bro would look old fam so it's like so young people young people should have shorter hair to make them look younger older older no but well some young people want to look older to be more like mature taking seriously especially in business but

The opposite, like if you're older and want to look younger, you'd want to like get a modern hairstyle that's super kind of trendy. Because if you think about it, if you see like a grandma dressed like how, dressing like Skims. It wouldn't look right. No, like low-key she'll look young. Ah,

I don't know about that. I don't think... She'll definitely look younger. She'll look younger, but... You can't capture... She'll definitely look younger, bro. She'll look younger, but it wouldn't look right. I feel like it's like... I'm not talking like a super old grandma. I'm talking about like... You know what I mean? Like still... Okay, okay. Yeah. Still kind of youthful in there.

Okay, got you, got you. She'll probably look younger, bro. Yeah, yeah. No, like that... The sister and the mom that's really famous on TikTok. The mom always looks young because she's just a twin. She's just copying the clothes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know who I'm talking about? The Asian one? The Asian one, yeah. And then there's like another generation. That was crazy. I know.

It's like great-grandmother, grandmother, mom, and then the daughter. But they all had kids at really young ages, though. Do you think it's going down? I mean, the age where we have kids is going down? I feel like we're not having kids in general. What? Like...

A lot of us aren't having kids. I don't know why, but stuff that's popping up on my TikTok is, oh, me making meals as a 19-year-old mom for three kids. Wait. Yeah, have you seen those? Nah, I haven't. You haven't? Maybe it's just on your site. So many, so many TikToks, like random moms, like these teen moms. Really? Having three, four kids, bro. Really? Small.

So I guess it's not true then. Because Elon Musk's theory was that we're not having a lot of kids right now and the population is actually really low for what it should be. It's actually blessed? Like it's low for what it should be. So what's happening is like there's a lot of older people but not a lot of younger people. So there has to be like a...

Because in a sense, what we want is a lot more younger people than older people. Because those are the ones that are going to kind of take care of the world. But it's the opposite. Older people are living longer and there's not as much as younger people being born. And my dad has a theory too. He pretty much said, you know how like China, there's like a...

a mandatory like you can't have more than like two kids or something yeah yeah there's like a law i think actually but pretty much what happens because they force that what happens to the workforce everybody's what everybody's old bro everybody's old and then since they don't have a lot of kids yeah because back then they have they had hella kids that's why they're so they can replace yeah there's no one to replace it so they have such a huge economy but like

Since there's so much people, but it's older people who's replacing the younger... I mean the older people now. There's no young people to replace the spots. So all of these empty jobs and then what's going to happen for me? Like there's a one-two intern, but that's literally it. Interesting. You know what I mean? So the minds are lasting long, bro. Minds are lasting long. And do you think...

we're gonna live like really long because if i don't even know what's gonna happen in the next five years bro like i don't know if this all this is gonna go like like apocalypse tomorrow you know i mean it's like it's weird but it's like have you seen that shit where it's like um since you're very um you're inter-religious stuff yeah you've seen like that um that one world order stuff right yeah yeah where it's like

The aliens are going to come in. There's going to be a God that's supposed to be a God. The Antichrist. Yeah, the Antichrist. That's actually in the book of Revelation. Yeah, yeah, which is crazy. There's supposed to be like a false prophet that comes through. And then I also saw something where...

There was this girl at a grocery store. She's like, "Oh, I'm gonna be the first one to pay for my groceries through my hand." And she goes like this, and she goes over the scanner. She goes, and it goes, "Bing bing." - You like to do that too? - No, no, no, no. No, no, but I had the hand. And also, I think in the Book of Revelations, it said something about how you should never sell your body to do that stuff.

Oh really? Yeah so it's like once you do that you're actually like it's super bad. Oh that's the mark of the beast right? The mark of the beast. That's what they say. The mark of the beast. So it's like that stuff this new technology that's all it is.

I mean, so it's like foreshadowing. There's a lot of shit that's in the book of Revelation that's kind of popping up right now. Yeah. Especially like the fires and stuff. That's a huge one. No, when you showed me the Simpsons thing, I was like, there's no way. I swear they just created this. But it didn't. It wasn't. It's real, bro. Everything's being predicted. I don't know. I think. I really feel like.

culture kind of imitates or no almost predicts real life like pop culture predicts real life what happens it's like how would they get um the message out through the kids like that's the easiest way like yeah we participate in pop culture damn near every day this shit is pop culture all this pop culture yeah i know fuck bro it's weird

You heard the Joker theory. You know Batman? Oh, yeah. The Dark Knight. Yeah, the Dark Knight. Have you heard the Joker theory? No. So there's a theory that the Joker in Batman, he's actually the hero of the Dark Knight. The Joker. Low-key, I can get that. I think... So hear me out. Look, look. Batman is obviously the hero. But Batman being in the city causes what? It low-key causes... Low-key causes violence. Yeah, yeah. Because...

In order for there to be a Batman, the city has to be bad. Now, when the Joker appeared, in the Dark Knight at least, what did he do? He, deadass,

stopped all of the other rival gangs, all of the other organized crime, and he made him pretty much the lead of everything. So there's no longer competition, there's no longer anybody fighting each other, because they're all under one gang. Now, what ended up happening too, because of that, because of his reign,

Batman kind of disappeared for a while. Okay. And that was after the Joker was stopped. That was actually after the Joker was stopped. Because since the Joker's done and that was just one gang. Okay. It's peace. That's fucked. That look is true. Think about it. Bro was gone for a minute. Probably, yo, Gotham City is probably blessed. Real shit. So theory doesn't take a huge, does it take one evil to stop

and prevent other evils maybe even worse why is that though? does it take a lesser evil to stop like bigger evils and other problems? because if you think about it kind of makes sense like if there's not gonna be let's say the elites right who would replace them? yeah if you if you deep it like that who would replace them?

And think about it on a sense of, okay, if there's a gang war in a city, one gang is always going to be at the top. And then boom, let's say you get knocked off like in The Godfather. Somebody is going to replace him. And what if the person that replaces him is worse? Is worse. Because there's conflict already at the start. So there would be no more gang violence. No, there would be more. There would be more. There would be more. Or I don't know.

what do you think i guess it just depends on the person and their ideals right yeah because it's like

So if evil wins, because they're trying to knock off good, right? That's why there's evil in the first place. So once the leader is evil, then everyone turns evil and it's regular now. And it's regular, exactly. It's like one society. There's no difference. Yeah. That's why. But I don't want to believe in a true evil because that's terrible. You wouldn't want that in a society. Yeah, yeah. But what I'm thinking is once that evil gets knocked down...

Once that one evil gets knocked down, there's only one target.

Then after that, is it not peace? Feel me? Yeah, because imagine there was no God. There was just the other side. Everyone, no one's fighting for, no one's fighting anymore because it's like, there's no side. But it takes, you know what I mean? To be destroyed so that peace can come. That like the righteous can come, feel me? That's fucking scary. If you bag it like that. I've been thinking about that recently. Like if there was a superhero, like let's say in Toronto right now, there's a superhero.

And he has powers that are able to, I guess, stop people. Would a bigger evil come...

to almost counteract it because there's a competition on the street. Probably. Somehow, right? Yeah. Because once there's one thing or something, just like the Coca-Cola and Pepsi thing, another would pop up. Yeah, that's kind of scary. Like, without Jumpers Jump, there wouldn't be that other fake podcast that copies us. You know what I'm saying? And there wouldn't be no... I know. Right? Like, it takes one to have another. Yeah. That's why the shit that, like, the rapture and shit that scares me is, like, I see all the comments, like,

oh, the real will know that this is not the God. And like the fake will know that this is actually, will fall into the trap and stuff like that. Because like, yo, how would you actually know? You wouldn't, I don't know. I guess it's through faith. Through faith. Because the only thing that really is saving us, so a lot of people would obviously fall for that because it is saving us. But like, it's like the Joker, how it's like,

No, this is actually the real hero? Maybe. You want the crazy theory? What? This gets dark, though. I'm going to start overthinking because the rapture is the one thing that made me overthink. No, this is where it gets fucked. Yeah. So...

you know project blue beam obviously yeah yeah so the theory is like they're gonna start a fake almost rapture apocalypse yeah with project blue beam being aliens or whatever it may be and they're just holograms yeah and it's just holograms is all fake yeah but everybody's gonna be tripping out because it looks real exactly and but it's not gonna be the god of catholicism or christianity it's

Yeah. Alien or whatever it may be. Yeah. To try and fool us and make us, you know? Yeah. And it's fucked too because like, they've already started testing those holograms like in the NFL field. They had a panther for the Florida Panthers go around and start jumping. That's just real. Yeah. And then- It's fucked.

I think it's like I don't know if it's 4D or like it's 5D or something where these holograms can actually touch you Yeah, you feel me so obviously if you don't know anything about these conspiracy theories you're like nah you're gonna run away from it But obviously they can't do anything but touch you but the real ones will know like okay. This is just a fucking hologram I know but yeah, that's why it scares me You know why it scares me a lot because fam I'm pretty sure cuz you know how I just said like

Pop culture imitates real life or predicts real life. That's dead ass what happened in Spider-Man. What happened in Spider-Man? You know Mysterio? When he used the drones to create like a fake event. No, I don't remember that. Because I didn't watch it. Oh, so Spider-Man Far From Home. Yeah, Spider-Man Far From Home. There's this super villain named Mysterio. He wanted to pretend he's a superhero. So almost like a false god or like a savior. Yeah.

He created a hologram that looked like a threat and he pretty much like plants explosives and shit, things to fall over on people and just a huge natural disaster that he would save everybody from. So they would start like praising him. Yeah, they would praise him as the hero.

But he was the one orchestrating everything. That's crazy. Did he get caught or it worked? Spider-Man saved the day, obviously. He saved the day. But it's still like people got hurt. Everything happened. Yeah. Because now I believe in that whole alien thing. Because there's been...

I think it was like the biggest UFO alien sighting and it wasn't pushed on the news. Yeah, so it happened in um Zimbabwe have you heard of this story? Yo, that's the one with the kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So what do you call this? I think around Zimbabwe around 10:00 a.m. Hmm. Everyone saw us fly some flying objects moving at like crazy speeds, right? Yeah everyone overthinking and then

It was luckily for these kids in school. Imagine you missed out on school that day. That's kind of crazy. Oh, shit. These kids in school literally just saw the object flying and the people in it. So on their break, they went out to recess on their midday break.

And they seen object flying saucer like fly into like an area with bushes. And they all said it was flashing red, yellow, blue. So obviously like the typical Asian you see in the, no not Asian, aliens you see in the cartoons. And then one kid, all the kids went up to it and got closer and they seen a figure. So how they described it,

Big head big eyes like black bodysuit and weird like fingers like long fingers You know the thing and then on the kicker was that they wouldn't even communicate with them through verbal Oh, it would be like so psychic. Yeah telepathy so the alien would look at the the kids straight in the eye and like give them images and the kids were like Whoa, what's what's going on? And then it was funny because they all got interviewed they all

drew the alien and it all looked the same so it's like i didn't know about this yeah this this happened long time ago i think this one was like the 70s 80s something like that but it didn't never that's crazy that shit should get pushed crazy yeah but like nobody is so especially at the time it's so far from what we think could be real i guess at least right now it's a little bit more we're kind of desensitized to crazy ideas and crazy concepts that everything kind of

more different or like, I guess you could say obscure. It's a little bit more normalized. Like, let's say the first time you heard of a skinwalker. Then it would be crazy. But it was like you're five years old. Around 2005. Sorry, around 2005. Some shit like that.

You're like, yo, what the fuck? Like, sounds crazy. Or even something as in AI for the first time. Yeah. Like, speaking and being controlled, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah. You'll be like, yo, what the... But now we're... We're dead ass desensitized. Nothing that crazy can happen. Like, I hope not. You know what I mean? Like, pray to God, nah. But...

We're kind of like already prepared to see shit. Cuz why is there a fucking apocalypse? Preparing show what was that one where they prepare for it? Days before dead or something a doomsday prep rooms. They do Why is that even a thing if they you know, I mean, I think it's after walking dead. Yeah, probably I think walking dead was the first show that made everybody start thinking about like what would the apocalypse really be and

And then they had like 2012 in there. Remember that movie? Yeah. And everybody started like thinking about it. Everyone thought it was going to die. Yeah. That's what I was doing as a kid. I really thought that like I would not just wake up. Like it was so in my brain like fuck. I was like saying yeah oh mom this is the last day I'm going to see you. And I was in like grade five so I didn't know what the fuck I was talking about. Yeah. So I'm like I wake up and like oh shit I'm actually alive still alive like this shit is fake. Yeah.

That was my first like conspiracy theory like as a kid like that got into my brain I remember we had like apocalypse party you mean my friends. What the hell? No, cuz we it was supposed to be like 12 12 12 12 12 or something like It's it's 12 12 12 and we were outside at recess at 12 and we're waiting for 12 12 and

And me and all my friends were just like in the field, right? I don't know why this was a song, but we played Give Me Everything Tonight by Pitbull and Ne-Yo. And we were all in a circle. Everything tonight. You're about to die. All I know, there might not be tomorrow. And we're all like holding hands and jumping and shit. And they're like, oh, fuck. Here we go.

And then nothing happened. Yeah. That's so funny. As a kid, imagine a teacher seeing that. There's a ritual going on right now. You know what's jokes? In Rick and Morty, there's this thing. Rick pretty much brings Morty to apocalypse parties. Yeah.

What? So what happens, since they can travel through space and time, they would travel across the universe to worlds that are about to face their apocalypse. And since they're about to face their apocalypse and they know what's coming, everybody on the planet is what? What?

partying and shit doing their last you know what I mean yeah Loki there's like a lot of like orgies and stuff going on but he would go out with Morty bring him to like the next apocalypse planet and then they would do a whole bender of like apocalypse parties that's so sick crazy that's Loki's sick storyline whoever came up with that it's really interesting because that that would probably happen like Mance would probably like okay if this is the day let's like party might as well you know really that's interesting yeah cause it's like as a

Me, I think that no one's partying. I think people are just stressing over it. No, there's gonna be people. There's gonna be people partying? There's gonna be people like numbing themselves, you know what I mean? Like going out with a blast type of shit. Because realistically, that's ideal, no? I guess that would be ideal. Probably. In a sense of like joy or at least...

I don't know, contentment. But I guess there's different ways people can find that. A lot of people, I want to say the majority of people, that's how they find their enjoyment is through those like partying, clubbing or whatever, those type of experiences. But some people are different. Some people, they find their joy out of like them sitting on a couch with a book.

And nothing wrong with that but everybody has their own flavor. Facts. Have you seen Fousey2's vlogs? He's going crazy bro. Fam, I'm telling you. He was in Toronto. I was actually telling all my friends, like my girlfriends, if you're around him, make sure you just don't... Why? Is he gonna harass them? Yeah, most likely. You know how he was in the airport and he started kissing on some girl and stuff like that. I'm like, bro, you gotta be careful with that because the camera will make them do some shit. So it's weird.

You think if Fousey told you to do something crazy, you would do it on camera? No, I probably wouldn't. Before, I would probably. Because he was a cool guy back then. But now he's fucking insane. So I don't think he's... Yo, this guy, he always goes on a...

I don't know what you would call it. Like an arc in his life. Yeah. No, I'm pretty sure that that is like... I don't know if it's a humiliation ritual again. But I feel like he's doing all this because he's trying to sell his soul and get that kick deal. Maybe. Because you know how kick is literally giving out millions of dollars. And you know how...

The Illuminati, you can say Illuminati is a person who takes you and makes you a millionaire, right? Aiden is that guy, right? And I don't know if you've seen Charleston White. Nah. Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about. So Charleston White was very cautious of what he was doing with Aiden because he said that he got brought to the house...

What do you call this? There was rituals. There was door. I mean, every floor was another scene. So he would get used as a scene. And at the end of it, if he passed that test, he would get that $12 million deal. Charleston was so smart that they used him for content. And he said, fuck that amount. He never got the deal because he knew.

But he said, he was like, he was like, yo, they sat me at the table. A girl to my left, a girl to my right. White girls. Like I was eating nice. Like they were about to, like they were buttering me up for something.

So that's him saying like, yo, they're trying to get me. They're trying to get to sign you. You feel me? So they have ownership of him. Yo, it's scary, bro. That's scary, bro. It's especially scary when it's like packaged differently. Yeah. When it's packaged differently. And you'll see a lot. That's why I try to preach as much as possible where, yo, really take in what you're consuming. Because a lot of time, the music you listen to, it may be packaged nicely, may feel good. But

there's another agenda behind it there's something else that's at play because if you take it on to like a spiritual sense can you see spirits? not everyone most likely like you can't so would you be able to see spiritual warfare?

Probably not. Probably not. But how would it be played? It would be played that way. Through frequency, through you doing an act that you think it may be... Through some sort of deception, it would try to get you. Yeah, bro. And that's what temptation is. That's dead ass what the devil is. His biggest lie was convincing everyone that he doesn't exist. Exactly. Which is crazy. Oh, man. But fam, the more you just open your eyes to it and you start to question...

okay these people take part in this thing and this is how it affects their lives it may seem cool but why am i trying to do i really want their life you get me yeah like we all know um a gangster life takes you down a path of pain you know i mean violence and all of these things tragedy so why does everybody aspire to do it it's because the music is so tempting yeah yeah

That is true. Like, you know Lil Mabu, the white kid? Yeah. And yes, he makes really good drill music. Like, for real. But if you think about it, he came from a really good family. So there's no reason. There's no reason to it. But because it's trending and it's popular, he wanted to take part in. And shit, he did find success, but...

It's kind of fucked up. I know. I know we all go through that though. But at the end of the day, it's like... I think you have to go through it to know... At the end of the day, it's like... This is what I like. Because I don't... I'm not going to judge if... If you fall for that temptation first. But at the end of the day, you have to realize like... Oh, I'm only going to smoke because...

Because I like it, you know? I'm not going to smoke because they have something in their mouth that they're puffing out smoke, you know? Or it's like, I'm going to drink because everyone else is drinking. You know, everyone falls for it at some point. But it takes a bigger person to realize like, okay, this is... That's cool I did it, but this... I don't really like it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because some people would just go down. They would get addicted now. So now that...

literally a stupid friend influenced them and now they're grown up and they're like a drug addict or whatever it may be. And now they have to get therapy, shit like that. Yeah. Like, shit, some people are addicted to lean, right? And that's terrible. But it became a cool thing to hear in music. It's fucked up. Exactly.

You know what I mean? And it takes like one rapper to die and then no one's like everyone's saying fuck lean but it's too late. You know what I mean? Why couldn't we say fuck lean when we were obviously when everyone obviously was going through fucking effects and side effects of it bro. It's crazy. But that's just how that's how it's gonna be always. It's gonna be like

When something's hot, we're not going to pay attention to the bad parts about it until somebody starts questioning. And nobody likes to hear the person that's questioning shit. And that's a sad truth. Nobody wants to hear the guy in the corner that's like, yo, is it actually good for us? Yeah, yeah. Shut the fuck up. Let's have fun. You know what I mean? There's people like that.

That's facts bro. You know what I mean? There's people like that. That's exactly how they sound. That's exactly how they would sound. Yeah. At some point, I understand like, yo, let's, it should be a, let's just have fun and relax thing.

But at the same time, it's good to know yourself just so you're not deceived. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, man. Like, I never wish anybody to be deceived in their life. That's so, like, that's the worst thing, bro. Especially if you think you're doing something good for yourself. Yeah.

That's why. It was good that you paged me about the Balenciaga shit. I paged everybody. Yeah, yeah. Everybody. It doesn't matter who. A fake fan would have just let me wear that. Yeah, fam. Like, no, like, it doesn't matter who it is. Like, you should be able to speak up to them and say your truth, right? Yeah, yeah. Because, look, if you don't have a voice, then what's the point, right? Yeah, yeah.

And some people don't understand that. It's like, if your friend pages you, that doesn't mean they're just not looking out for you. They're looking out for you. A real friend would page you for that stuff. The people you don't care about are the people you don't even say words to. Those are the people you don't care about, bro. You know what I mean? Yeah, but the people you really care about and it feels like you need to say something, that's when it matters the most. That's why as hard as it sounds for some people,

Your parents, when they page you or, like, they kind of stress you out, sometimes it's coming from a place of love. Yeah. But it gets mixed up and miscommunicated sometimes, which is real. Yeah. Like, sometimes they don't know how to express it. Yeah, and sometimes you just don't want to hear it. Yeah, and then, of course, like...

Me being a teenager at the time and my dad telling me certain things like I wouldn't really want yeah I don't I wouldn't really want to hear it and that's the thing of like low just let me let me live Let me live blah blah, but it's usually coming from a place of love usually Right

But you have to be able to be open-minded to that and willing to see where things land. The last thing you want is to just be fucking closed-minded, don't listen to nobody, and you end up not growing. And you just stay one person the rest of your life. That's the worst thing. No growth. Actually, I can't say. But one of my... A person I met at a party and stuff, bro, he was so...

he's like our age, but he hasn't gone through experiences, right? So everything he does is like questioning, but it's like questioning as a kid. Like that's how protective bro's parents were. And it got so crazy because it's like, I seen some parent at the door and it was his parents checking up on him. I'm like, bro, his parents walked down the street to check up on him.

as a 22 year old is crazy like damn like yo you are so like i wish i wish you could just go out there and see the world yeah i think he's he's so like it was like talking to a baby family he's like yo what is this i'm like what do you mean what is this but like different strokes for different folks you know like everybody has their own kind of path yeah and it just it just sucks when um

when somebody wants a certain life and they can't get it but it's a different thing from if if they're content with it and you shouldn't like fuck up or like hate on what they like you know because everybody has their own happiness that's for them to decide like you shouldn't be hating on like oh yo he's blah blah blah lying like yeah but is he happy is that what he wanted to do then shit allow him yeah you know i mean but another thing is when let's say your friend is uh being held back

And you care about him and want him to bring to what he is trying to achieve. That's a different thing. And that's good to like help your friend up and, you know, kind of push him in that direction. You should be. Yeah. Going back to apocalypse thing. I just had a crazy theory. Yeah, let me see. But because this is in the book of Revelation. I was talking to JJ. JJ studied theology. And he pretty much said,

In the book of Revelation, this is the biggest theory on it. That after death is like a purgatory until the coming of Christ again. This is like his theory. Now, what if life right now is purgatory?

Like what you're experiencing right now. Yeah, isn't it though? Because purgatory is the in-between of heaven and hell. And would you say we're in purgatory? Because, yeah. So what if until it's time for like the apocalypse or whatever it may be, this is exactly what's supposed to play out. Yeah. And this is how it's playing out. But it's not like quote unquote important.

Oh, this is not important? I think this is important. I don't know. It's just a theory, though. It's just a theory. No, because, yeah, okay, you combine that theory with the blue beam theory that a fake crisis is going to come in. Then as soon as that comes in, we're either going to be transported up and down. So right here, it's like, this is super important. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if there's no middle... If you don't pick, if you don't pick. Yeah, if there's no middle, people are not going to, you know what I mean? Mm-hmm.

I don't like that theory. Yeah. I don't like that theory personally. But it's just interesting to think like, is this just like something that's playing? Yeah, yeah. You know what's crazy? Like imagine like that shit is like just a video game. Like the Antichrist comes and he's like, yo, you have to choose your side. And then, you know, in 2K where you have to switch the controller. You just pick? Yeah, he's like, I'm gonna go heaven still. That's far.

Damn, bro. But if you think about it, when you make a decision, this is what's crazy. You know when you want to decide on something, but you can't really decide? So what do you do? There's a common thing. You flip a coin. Oh, yeah. This is what they say, though. They say you don't actually know until the coin is in the air. And when it's flipping around, that's exactly when you know what you want it to land on.

When it's actually in the air flipping. But you don't call it before. You in your head know what you want it to land on. Okay. So even whatever pops up or even whatever the result is, while it's in the air flipping and you think like what you want it to land on. Yeah. That's exactly what you wanted to pick. Word.

That's kind of crazy. Because it takes like a... It takes a throw up in the air or like a... Almost a sense of urgency or... I don't know. Adrenaline? And mystery? Yeah.

to really decide. You know what I'm saying? That's true. In Banff, when we were driving around, there was this hitchhiker, right? And then- You picked him up? No, no, no. We had an extra space in the car. But obviously me knowing like these hitchhiker stories, I'm telling the guys like, "Yo bro, that guy is probably crazy. Like let's not pick him up." But we have an extra seat. Literally perfect. It's a perfect extra seat in the car. So imagine like, I will flip a corner, play rock, paper, scissors. I'm like, "Yo, we're not doing that."

Right? So I'm like, yo, good thing I had a gut feeling because imagine that guy was a fucking murderer. That would have been a different podcast. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Damn, that would be a different podcast. Exactly. You never know. Remembering Gavin? No, no, no. That's fucked. That's fucked. Damn. Nah. But what's crazy though, imagine you did pick them up.

And you survived like whatever happened and I would tell her easy. I'll be a viral though. You're so crazy, bro No, I don't know what he called it. That's a good transition into the story. I'm about to tell yeah So there's this girl named Mary Vincent. Yeah, and um

She was like a hitchhiker back in the 70s and back then that was a popular thing, right? So I think she wanted to hitchhike from California back to Las Vegas because Las Vegas is her home. And then she trusted this old guy because he looked like his grandfather. I mean her grandfather, right? So she was going blessed, right? In the whole ride. And I think it got weird when the guy started like touching her face.

And she's like, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. No, this is getting weird. Like, okay, there's nothing on my face. Like you're saying that there's something on my face. There's nothing there. Right? So rest of the ride, blessed. Because she's sleeping.

So when she wakes up from her nap, she looks around and they're at a gas station. And all signs are pointing, this guy is not taking me back to my home. Right? And so she has the plan. The guy tells her, yo, I'm going to go into the gasoline station and go pee real quick. And she's like, I bet. So as soon as he goes in, I'm going to book it. Right? So she sees her shoes are untied.

She goes, ties him up real quick. Before she gets to lift her head back up, she gets hit in the back of the head with a sledgehammer. Oh, fuck. So this guy ends up taking her to the back of the truck, essays her. Yeah. And then she's telling him like, she's telling him like, oh, please stop, stop doing this. If you let me go and release me, I won't tell. Yeah. So the guy, his exact words, because she got interviewed, she said that he said,

"Oh yeah, you wanna be free? I'll let you free." He takes a hatchet out of his toolbox, cuts both her hands. So Mary is like this, like no hands. No more. So the guy, after he's done with that, he releases her into a ravine fam. And taken, taken this crazy, she survives all this. With no hands. Taken, she goes like, she takes her like whatever is left of her arms, and puts it in mud to stop the bleeding.

After she does that, she climbs down the ravine until she finds a couple. That's fucked. This couple takes her, helps her, and she goes to the police station. The guy gets arrested. Holy shit. Imagine surviving that, bro. That's fucking crazy. Mary Vincent, bro. She's a trooper for real. A warrior. For real. Who would have think to put mud on your arms to stop the bleeding? I would have just accepted my fate. I got realistically, fuck, I'm dead. Damn.

Yeah, because that's like arteries, bro. Yeah, that's arteries. Holy shit. And she survived that. Good thing. That's real karma, bro. That's crazy. Nah, because a lot of people, they face something so... You wouldn't even think they would survive. You know American... No, it's not American Sniper. Fuck. Where he had to cut off his arm? No, that's Dave Franco. No, no, James Franco in 127 Hours. That's different. No, there's this guy...

uh he was he was part of like a a navy seal team this is true this guy was on joe rogan really and pretty much what happened there was like a whole facility of like taliban that were chasing after them through the woods right and there were six there were six of them one by one started dying off because getting shot yeah whatever they had to jump off a cliff

They have to jump off a cliff to try and escape. Yeah. While they're shooting them. What? So he rolls down a cliff. Right? I'm pretty sure he breaks like his legs or something. Obviously. Yeah. And he survives. He's the last. Oh, it's called Lone Survivor. Okay. That's a movie. The movie's called Lone Survivor. It's played by Mark Wahlberg. But this is a real guy. He...

pretty much crawls for two days. - What, two days? - Two days to a village, bro. - Nah. - So shot at, bleeding, legs broken, inching, inching. Literally inching, like two days. - That's fucked. - It's fucked, but he survived. - Damn. - It's called a lone survivor. - Yeah, but he still had his legs, they just couldn't work. They just like, they were shot down. - Yeah, I'm pretty sure, yeah, and like, I'm pretty sure he's like starving, dehydrated, everything. - Yeah, oh my God. - You can only imagine.

The Navy SEALs, they're different though, right? They're like... They're supposed to, yeah. They're built for that shit, you know? They're kind of built for the feats of humans that we can't regularly do. Not just physical, but emotional. Imagine seeing your guys die in front of you.

I know. Like, you have to be mentally and physically ready to keep going. Yeah. Like, you know, I think, I don't know if this is a true story or a movie, but some guy stepped on the landmine. Have you seen this? I think I saw like a clip of it on TikTok. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So the guy stepped on a landmine and he's like, Sergeant, like, this might be my last day because if I take my foot off, I'm gone.

Yeah. Right? And then as soon as like the sergeant starts crying like, no, we'll do it. We'll do it. And that landmine is staying there. Like they can't fix it. All you see, he blows up and like, bam, that's his boy. Like I know to see that happen. And like just giving up. I don't know. It's something about accepting fate where it's, it hits harder because there's nothing, literally nothing you can do no more. Yeah. You can't like control it. Yeah. So it's like accepting fate is a crazy like emotion to go through because it's like,

It's it. This is it. Yeah. Your real character comes out like, fuck. That's sad, fam. And...

I always think because like I was gonna go to the military before bro Which is fuck Which is fucking crazy But knowing me like I wouldn't stop at a regular level I would like go Yo Carlos comes back with hella cash Yeah No like the medals and shit I'd be trying at least you know No but my dad told me The reason like he put me in fighting And swimming and some other activities

was because he wanted to train me to be a Navy SEAL. Really? But obviously, I'm going to do that shit. Yeah, yeah. And I don't even think I'm smart enough for that. Nah. You have to be super... No...

They're smart, bro. Really? No, they're like... They're genius. Oh, shit. Yeah, like we think they're the jocks. Dog, they're not the jocks. I thought they were straight jocks. No, bro. They're the elites of the elites. So they can beat me in chess type thing. Bam. They can walk into a country, learn the language in like five, six hours. Okay, yeah. That's kind of crazy. They can go into a room...

Shit a building memorize all of the windows openings doors Everything bro. Yeah, that's kind of crazy Sam. There's the genius, right? So like that's like a different level I don't think I was meant for that not at least you know Hey, man, you you had a better purpose God led you in a better world light. Yeah, look he's like that that life. Maybe it's not Yeah, maybe like I wouldn't have

It would have been good for my mental health and shit. Like the benefits... Oh, there was one video too where it's like spot the real military person in the fake ones. Oh, what? And then, yeah. And then one guy, he knew. He was like...

He said some statements like, ready? And then the guy got, the only one that got PTSD was that one guy. And he was like, fuck. And he's like, that's the guy right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because everyone else was like, what? But no, that's the guy. But it's like, yeah, you get benefits from it and shit like that. But fam, the PTSD. It's like drilling. It's literally kind of brainwashing though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because to be in the military is for you to listen to orders. That's what it is. And that's why I didn't go in. No, that's the only reason I didn't go in.

Like, I was ready to go. Like, I was... I'm high-key, like, enlisted. But I just never, like, completed my training and stuff. But, fam, the biggest thing was I just hated listening to orders. Hated listening to people after. Yeah. Imagine you, yeah. Hands up. Fuck that. Fuck that. So, I literally took the... I went detour, fam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I was going on my way to listening. Yeah. And I just stopped listening to everybody. Yeah.

Oh my god. Remember you said right now you're at like a prime where you're just like, oh yeah, you're doing stuff that maybe you want to do stuff that you're weak at so you can improve. And I remember this guy could tell me, he's like, yo, I was in acting classes and it felt like school. Fuck that. I didn't want to. It felt too much like school. So imagine your biggest weakness is school. Go...

And you're that bored. Imagine Carlos going back into school just to do it. That's different. That's a different level. But you're weak at it, though. You're weak. It always breaks you down. Yo, low-key, I'm not going to lie. But I was good at school until a point. Yeah. Until a point. But high-key, I was only good at school because there was classmates. Oh, so you weren't bored. Yeah, yeah. No. Why? Because my classmates did my work. Oh. This guy's finessing. No, for real. Like, I don't think...

Like personally, if it was all up to me, like and I had to do every single assignment myself, I had to learn kind of like myself. Yeah. I don't know if I could even... Did you have like ADHD? Like you couldn't focus? No, I don't think I have ADHD. People say that. Like Steph thinks I have ADHD? I don't think so. Nah, I don't know. But I think it was just a matter of like I'm just bored. Like I hate...

If it doesn't interest me, I don't want to do it. But I'm very obsessive, though. So, like, if you put me in a hobby I really like, I obsess with it. And you know this. Facts, bro. So, it literally just takes me to be in something that I really truly enjoy and I'll excel in. But I think that's what everybody's like. Everybody, like, they'll really truly excel in what they love and enjoy. That's why...

I always tell everyone to just follow their passion or follow like what they truly want because money aside, fucking career-wise aside, family aside, everything like that. How do you want to live like every day? What's more important? Like the ending where you're happy for the last few years of your life with the, I guess the career that you made grinding or

Or is it the journey of the day-to-day where I'm happy day-to-day, I'm happy day-to-day working, enjoying experiences, and every day feels like a vacation or every day feels like fulfillment? What's more important, bruh? Yeah, that's true. And it's crazy because the big corporate, the nine-to-fives, I've seen something where it's like,

never, never stay in a corporate setting for more than five years if you haven't got a raise or a bonus. Because, bro, I remember there's this guy that spent his whole life at Wendy's, right? Yeah. And, like, maybe 32 years. And to celebrate, they gave him a bag, like a goodie bag. Yeah. Oh, I heard about this actually. Of, like, like, um,

Maybe like the lamest shit. Like maybe a sticker of Wendy's. Yeah, that was fucked. Of a cup. It was like a t-shirt. Yeah, a mug, a t-shirt. Yo, that's fucked. And I would rather not get anything than disrespect me like that. Yeah, that's kind of fucked. I gave my whole life up to you and you're just giving me a goodie bag. Yeah, that's kind of messed up. That's insane. But at the same time, that's his...

That was his choice, right? Yeah, yeah. And which I liked. He was grateful for it. Like, I'm... Maybe he is the happiest person. Maybe, you feel me? Maybe that's what he loves. Who knows? Maybe he actually fucks with that. Yeah, exactly. And it's not for us to realize someone else's happiness. To judge, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, we can't tell what he's going through. Facts. We don't know. Maybe that makes him happy because...

family worked there before and it feels nostalgic to him. There's whole storylines, bruh. Like everybody has a storyline that we didn't see. And why are we to judge from what we're seeing at the end of it?

There's backstories. There's character arcs. There's so many different parts of somebody's life that we want to judge a small portion of it. We don't even know the ending of it. We don't even know where it's headed. But you're trying to judge like a little bit here and there. Facts.

Worry about your own story. I know, man. People are too... Oh, what do you think they're going to think of me? Exactly, bro. You're worried about who somebody casted in their life. Fam, cast yourself a baddie in your life. Don't worry about his directing. Everybody's so easy to... This shit is cool. Look at those lame-os. Fuck that. Those lame-os, if they're having fun...

You're the lame-o because you're the one that's hating you're the one that's like unhappy because obviously if you're judging you're unhappy Yeah, it's just insecurity at the end of the day. Mmm. Thanks bro.

Real talk, bro. I don't know. I feel like that's one of my pet peeves. Oh, it is. It is. Whenever I see somebody... I can see you get visually mad. Yo, why are you judging? I know. It's so... Excuse me. This is so stupid, bro. Because you'll page me for some shit too. I'm like, but that makes sense. Changing one person's perspective at once. Yeah. And every...

You should call out people for that, to be honest. Because if you don't, then it's just going to become regular and everybody starts doing it. And what kind of society is that shit when everybody starts judging each other? That's terrible. The main thing where it's like, if you have a friend group, and I've heard some friend groups have boys that will be like, they'll say some out of line shit about girls. And their boys are not even going to step up and say anything.

Because it's cowardly. Yeah, it's cowardly. That's what I'm saying. But it's like, that guy is in your groove, fam. So it's like, if he goes down, you go down with him just because you didn't change him. Exactly. Choose me, bro. Yeah. Don't be a coward, bro. Don't be a coward, man. Page your friends. That's good. Have courage, though. Have courage. I'm a liar.

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