EP.48 - CURSED BACKROOM DREAMS, DABABY THEORY, SLEEP PARALYSIS EXPERIENCES
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Okay, you want to hear a story fam? Okay. So, so I was eating dinner, right? With my cousins. Yeah. We were all eating upstairs, right? And then for some reason, my cousin, she was like looking out the window. I'm like, why is she looking out the window? And she goes,

yo, yo, there's a squirrel, right? Yeah. Squirrel. Why is she so excited about a squirrel? Yeah, yeah. I go over to the window. Fam, it's the biggest fucking raccoon standing on the fence. This shit with the size of like a luggage, bro.

now that ass is the biggest fucking raccoon right yeah and they're like yo how do you mix it up with a squirrel bro what the heck wait she's from here though right she's from here okay i was like okay if she was from the philippines i understand if if she got it wrong but no that's weird there was a there was a raccoon there's a raccoon story well yeah i'm talking about yeah raccoon i'm now i'm getting it confused there's a raccoon uh like video on the internet yeah where a guy has is in the garbage can right and he's trying to get a raccoon out and the raccoons all

on like the side of the thing already planted because he has a stick up to it. And then the guy tries to grab it and lets go of the stick and the raccoon goes like...

And like as soon as the filmer you runs away this guy leaves his friend. It's funny cuz you see like they have hands Yeah, whenever animal has hands like that. It's just so weird just like like monkeys, bro Lookie monkeys when they pick up stuff. It's so like I know it's like so cartoonish fam. I'll I it's so cartoonish like it literally looks like us But it's not us. You know whenever I think of animals and like like cartoonish over the hedge over the hedge Yeah, I don't like over the edge. I'm like that's a good move. I can go back to that anytime

day it was all right okay but besides over the hedge i think i think one of the greatest animated films ever no no no featuring animals this shit should have won an oscar fam lion king right no what open season i haven't watched that you haven't watched open season the one with the big bear and then like the deer you never watched that that's crazy no i haven't that that shit would it should have won an oscar fam that shit is actually good well i might have to tap into my childhood and watch it back because i i think i think that movie it was just like a

It's one of those random movies where it's outside of the box, bro. It's outside of the box. Because so many of the anime movies are all the same, bro. Yeah, I know. It's like, oh, we want food and let's go back without people trying to find us. Yeah, yeah. Did you watch Hoodwinked? No, what's that? I think that one was a little bit more adult. It's a little bit more adult-themed. But speaking of animals, fam, you've seen that now they're mixing different DNAs of animals. Yeah. So there was this one turtle combined with a rat.

What the fuck? So they took DNA from a shell-less turtle and combined it with DNA of a rat. A shell-less turtle? Yeah. And they fertilized the eggs and in five months it came out. You want to see it? Like, you can search it up. It's so disgusting, fam. It's real? Yes. They actually did it. Let me see. Just search up turtle rat. Turtle rat. What the fuck? Fam, it's a fat rat with like a turtle-shaped body. Ew. Yeah. Ew. It looks like an armadillo. Look.

The shit? Yeah bro, I'll put it on screen. And there's also, they combined pig with a human. And that one is gross. Nah, that's no way that's real. That one is gross. Search up pig human. No way that's real. That shit's fake. Trust me fam, I've seen the videos. Ew. No it's not. That's not real fam. It is, it is. There's videos. No it's not. Oh wait no, that's not the right one. That's not the right one. There's another one where there was a bunch of pigs and a small one. They picked it up, showed the face to the camera.

This shit, that's not real, fam. No, that's not the right one. That's not the right one. This? There's a lot of pigs. You have to show me which one. That wasn't the one. But it had a pig's body and the face was human-esque. How do they make that shit? Okay, do you think there is real creatures like that? Oh, yeah, 100%. Because the original dog was a wolf, right? Yeah. And then over the centuries, how did it end up with a fucking chihuahua? I don't know. Maybe he just shaved all his hair off. That was it. That's the evolution. It went from really hairy...

From a wolverine to a dog and then to what it is now. Do you think there's going to be other types of humans? Do you think we can... I don't know how to explain it, but do you think there's going to be humans that can have more arms? There's humans that can have different scales on their body and shit. Have you heard of the Naguna? What's a Naguna? Oh, it's called a ninjin. What's a ninjin? Yeah, so it's like this Japanese...

aquatic human creature where it has no arms but only two feet and they've seen it walking around on like icebergs it's like a freaking like bigfoot yeah it's like bigfoot except no arms and like there's like the urban legend where sailors they went out and they did like this um

whale research yeah and they saw it on accident it's 20 to 30 meters long and has a face a whale that has a face yeah that can walk that has two legs a whale yeah like a whale shape it's fam it's 20 to 30 meters long what the hell yeah that's that's weird bro no because we we don't know what's in the ocean fam there could be some like huge titan yeah because you hear those stories of like the kraken and the giant squids and shit moby dick yeah moby

There's a theory though that the story Moby Dick Yeah. It was actually the name itself. Yeah, Moby Dick.

Oh, wait. The name itself, fam. So, the theory is that when the pirates or when the ship captains are out on sea, right? Yeah, yeah. They struggle with a lot of sexual tension, feel me? Yeah. Because they don't have no girls on the ship. Oh, my God. They're traveling for... No way. No, no, no. That's not what happened. That's not what happened. No, no, no. But pretty much what it was, was Moby Dick was like, he was trying to fight this whale. He was trying to kill this whale. Yeah. So, when you're out on sea, all like...

for months on end, he's trying to struggle with his sexual frustrations, right? So, so Moby Dick is actually like, double entendre? Yeah, it's like a double entendre that, for, for it being his dick and struggling with masturbation out on sea. Oh, that's funny. That's funny.

No, but it makes sense. It makes sense when you're out on sea like that. Yeah, what can you do, fam? There's nothing to do. That's just like jail. Yeah, it's like jail. And that's why man's in jail. I've seen this crazy shit in jail. So they would have like posters of girls, right? And those posters of girls are like currencies. So that poster of like Jessica Alba is like $20 worth. Really? And there's this guy that made like a poster.

a pillow into like a girl like he shaped it into a girl with hair and shit and then he was like yo like the new inmate was like yo what's that for he's like what do you think dumbass whoa what the heck not cause desert times is actually desert measures bro real shit nah I remember seeing this

This is a little bit like, don't search this up. Yeah, yeah. Don't search this up. That's, everyone's going to search this up now. Nah, because I remember watching this, like, you know those prison crafts videos? Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. Bruh, so they took this glove, right? Oh, yeah, I've seen this too. You know what I'm talking about? I've seen this too, fam. We're on the same timing. Anyways, they made, like, a flashlight with a glove. Yeah, yeah. They blew it up and then they made it, like, Like this, like this.

No, because they turned it into... You know balloon animals? Yes, fam. Someone was crafty enough to make a balloon animal into like...

No lie. In jail, it brings out your creative side because like you have nothing to work with. But the shit that they'd be making there, like the fucking cakes made out of just like sugar and that's really creative. Or like the brick. You heard of the brick? Chips, like ramen, whatever's around, crumbs, bro. Yeah. I'm telling you, there was a funny like saying was like, you guys can do everything in jail except get out or something like that. That's facts though. It's facts.

No, but it's fact. I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure if you really want like a phone or something, you can actually get one. Oh, word? But you just have to pay a lot of money. Because that's why we see those TikToks. Yeah. I don't know if you're on jail TikTok because I am. I'm on jail TikTok like crazy. There's bare videos of people just with their phones and like, how do they get their phones, right? So I looked into it. You can actually get a phone. You just have to pay like the warden or pay like the guards like hell of money. Yeah. You can honestly get whatever you want. Word, that's crazy. As long as it's not like a danger to everybody else. Everyone else. But you're not going to get a knife in there and shit. Yeah.

But who knows, bro? Like, what if there are some people that do get the... Like, if they're on death row. Yeah, fair enough. On death row, my bad. If they're on death row and they have nothing else to lose, they're just gonna get, like, a knife in there. But I've seen those... I guess why that's the reasoning why I see, like, jail people on TikTok. Like, they'll go live. Yeah. And they're like...

We're in jail and shit like that. We're just going online. They're just bored, bro. Yeah. They're just bored, fam. You ever have those days when in summer, like, there's really nothing to do? Do you think when you have so much vacation time, there's a point where vacation becomes boring? Yeah. Fam, during the winter breaks in between SEMS, I know a lot of people who are like, okay, I'm gonna just clean my room, get everything settled. Yeah. And then I have nothing to do now.

Like there's no homework, no thing. That's why I feel like school is kind of sick because there's always something to do. It keeps you busy. School? Yeah, school. Okay, for me, I never liked school though. Yeah. Because I never liked doing assignments unless it was something fun, like creative. Because I never liked the fact of we have to do exactly what the teacher says and there's only one right answer. So the classes I really loved were more of like the English or

Or like the R, whatever it may be. Like ComTech. Yeah, ComTech was fun. That's why I hate math so much because there's only one answer. No, but I feel like people don't like math just because they're not good at it. But the people that are really good are really interested. Yeah. But I feel like that goes with everything. How the hell do you become interested in math though? Y'all gotta tell me if you're really into math. Tell me how. Because I was just like, as a kid, my parents always did like multiplication tables and made it fun. Like, oh, let's do these apples. You feel me?

Because, okay, math to me is a big worksheet. This is what school taught me math is. A big worksheet. You have to go through all of these questions, write it out. Boom, next sentence. Okay, you're done. Do the next one. No, but to me, I was like, because I'm Asian, I'm like, I took that in personally. So I should be able to do that. And it was fun for me because other people couldn't do it, but I could do it really quick. That's why I would study and study so I can do it way quicker than everyone else. Yeah? Yeah, that's how I took it.

That's an interesting take. Because for me, it was just like, why am I even doing this? I don't take anything from it. Besides, I guess, the knowledge of how to do it. But what am I going to use it for? Because at least in history class, I learn about the ancient Egyptians, whatever it may be at the time. And I can take that with me and then just talk about it and shit. Like, yo, what do you guys think about Sir Patrick Banyan? You know what I mean? I don't know nothing about that. I just know how to do five times seven really quick.

But yeah, back to the jail shit. Because I want to tell something. There's this girl on TikTok that recently went viral. Because she has a jail pen pal mate. Where she would call and they would be like, oh, I love you so much and shit like that. And their whole relationship is on TikTok. Word. And she has to pay like a dollar every hour or something. Is it illegal to do that or not? Oh, shit. Maybe I just... Sorry for that girl. You guys are having a great relationship. I don't want to ruin everything else. But...

No, but I seen even Kodak. You know how Kodak was in jail? Oh, yeah. And during his concert, somebody wrote a letter. Yeah. He's like, this guy wrote to me in jail. Yeah. Right. And what's crazy, I'm thinking, man, what if we can reach out to people? And can we just reach out to them? Like celebrities in jail? Yeah. Who's in jail right now? Bush Ice D. He's in jail. Kodak's in jail again. I want to write. If I could write anyone in jail, it would be Tay-K. Tay-K? Because I would be like, yo, how's it been? I don't know.

Are you ever getting out, man? Because the streets need you, man. I love TK too, but I love his music. Yeah, I love his music. But not necessarily him as a person. Look at YNW Melly. Oh, yeah. Feel me? They really murdered people. But we don't...

Turn our heads You know what I mean At the same time All the comments Free Melly Free Tay-K It's crazy Yeah But the moment They say something About something else About something else Yeah Cancelable content That's when they get cancelled But not about the violence Yeah Yo And then there's another theory There's a theory about DaBaby actually Okay Uh Uh

Dino put me on this actually. He told me this. In The Babies, I think the song with Lil Wayne, he said this verse. The newest one? Yeah, the one with Lil Wayne. Okay, so there's a theory that The Baby, him killing somebody in Walmart was actually all a marketing ploy and he framed it. What? What?

How? How? There's a lyric? So in the recent The Baby track with Lil Wayne, he says this. The first verse he says, I've been having mood swings like a Gemini. I can use the murder for therapy, right? Okay. I can make the news with it, break the internet and have them all nervous and scared of me. Then get away sneaky clean, never seen a thing. What the heck?

So he just niched out himself if people really dug into it. Now, there's a huge conspiracy on Twitter. Somebody that knew the kid that got killed. Supposedly, the baby just made it seem as if it was self-defense, but it wasn't. And he did it on purpose so that he can get publicity for it. What? That's crazy.

That's crazy. Because if you think about it, that's a huge headline. You know what I mean? A rapper kills somebody in Walmart and gets away with it. Yeah. Because there's been other stories of him. Did you remember there was a guy that followed him into like a Gucci store? Yeah. And then he was recording. He's like, you're not going to do shit. Was that, do you think that was a plot too? No. Because why would a guy record him so like eagerly? Like, yo, let me get a response from you.

Right? And then this is what the baby did. He beat him up and then he took, remember, he pulled his pants down and he was like, oh, yo, look at what I did to your favorite, to your boy and ran away. Oh, shit. But Loki, now that I'm thinking back and hearing that story, what if that shit was all a plot? Because look, Carpet Burn, he used the exact same plot of that story to direct his music video. So that was the whole thing. So maybe he used that

as, as, um, what do you call this publicity? And now he made fun of it in the song just so people could get more views. Maybe. Cause there's so many things that, that even just rappers do, even just like wearing a dress, something crazy like that. Oh yeah. Yo, there's a crazy conspiracy fam that one of the, one of the rituals are kind of next levels to take. If you want to join the Illuminati is embarrassing yourself. And,

And one of the things you can do to complete the ritual is to wear a dress. It's a way of, like, embarrassment. Oh, shit. So that's why you see a lot of celebrities. Young Thug, Harry Styles. Young Thug, Harry Styles. Look at all these people, like, Kurt Cobain. Kid Cudi. Kid Cudi was next. Yeah. So it's either... Bruh, this is, like...

the Illuminati fans, they'll make you do it so that you can join them or go on to the next level and get the other riches. And if you deny it, then they'll cancel you or do something to you. So that's why they're saying even Tory Lanez, when supposedly he wanted to go independent. Remember that? You heard about that? When Tory Lanez wanted to go independent, the conspiracy is that the elites...

they didn't like it so what they did they framed him by putting him with meg the stallion that's where you had that whole controversy of him shooting her blah blah but do you think that was true do you think that was real or fake because did he really get away with shooting her because he and why would he he's not going to jail right he's not going to jail so that's weird that's weird that why why was that whole thing where did that come from yeah why would he just randomly shoot meg in the in the the foot i don't

I don't know, bro. Why in the foot, too? I don't know. That's why it's weird. Yeah, because a foot, you're not going to die from. Because what's crazy is, look, we'll hear the story, but we don't know the true story. Because we can hear the headlines. We can hear the reports on it. But we don't know exactly what happened. Maybe some things were left out. I mean, what if he had something else and then a better out for him was that choice? So let's say they had something else on him that was way worse. But like, okay, you can just shoot her in the foot and then...

then you can take that l instead you can take that l instead of a different l what the heck because i think when you get into i guess mainstream media like that and you become an image of such attention yeah there's some people that want to manipulate that because that's a very powerful thing amen you're getting up there in the influence game so hell we'll see no i don't think like if a person gets big you think how do you think it happens

like boom they're like okay this guy's getting really big i bet let's uh throw throw something in the club no but what if what if it's like because look did you know like most record labels are all under the same umbrella yeah even even like um it's only like three there's only like three big ones and they're all under all the big media companies yeah they're all under like disney abc something else nbc something some shit like that yeah but

Like the three big ones and then it branches off into all these little small ones. Yeah. Just like, did you know in Canada, all of our cell phone plans and shit, all of the other service provider, who are you with? Kudo. You're with Kudo, right? Yeah. Kudo, there's Freedom, whatever. Freedom, yeah. Did you know all of these smaller branches? Mm-hmm.

They're all just offshoots of Rogers and Bell. I knew that. You knew that? Because in my business class, I seen there was one of food stores. Yeah. And there's a whole diagram of the bottom and then to the top. But at the top, the very, very top, there's only like two. And they run all these. It branches down. Food stores. Yeah, food stores. Like Costco, Walmart. But they're ran by something else. Yeah. They're ran by that one person. When you have a monopoly on the market.

that's when you make the most money and you can control life fam low-key you can control life especially in media yo that's evil that's evil makes you can plant whatever you want bro and it sucks because it's not like it's a democracy it's

It's just whoever makes it to the top is at the top. And no way a peasant is going to make it to the king. What are the steps made to go up there? Or you just go against all... No, because if you go against all the odds, then they're just going to kill you. Because remember, do you see that video of the... I think it was homeless. I don't know. But she was preaching everything. She was like, blah, blah, blah. This is that. The Illuminati. There's three tiers.

And people just thought she was crazy. Word. But maybe the homeless person may know something that we don't. Because she was once at the top. Yeah, we don't know. Maybe she's like an agent that works for them. Yeah, exactly. If you were the Illuminati and you wanted to plant an assassination on someone, how would you do it? What the f***? What kind of question is that, bro? What is this?

You wanted to go on some next topic, bro. We went from jail to... I'm not no Luma, bro. Chill out. I'm a believer of God and Jesus. Stop. And the Holy Trinity.

I don't play with any devil work. Oh, but you gamble. So that's not, I don't gamble. I honestly don't gamble. You gamble way more than me. It feels like you're trying to tell me I gamble, but trying to tell you to yourself, bro. Remember the first time we were at the casino? Yeah. And I was like, yo, I'm actually scared. Like I'm only putting $5 in, right? Cause I don't want to get addicted. You've been there like five times in the past week, bro. I swear. But like, I haven't lost though. I've only come out with, I've come out with money every single time, but

But it's smart gambling. It's not the, let me throw 200 on something. It's like, okay, let me make some money. In my opinion, I'd rather gamble with stocks or some shit. Where I know I can just leave it and then I can just look back. I don't know, it's fun. It's always for the experience. But...

You sound like a real, like, freaking gambler now. And in the third episode, I think, when I had the black hoodie on, you were like, yo, let's go to Casino Wonder 21. No, I want to play Texas Hold'em, though. I want to play poker. Oh, the poker? Yeah, poker. Because I feel like I would fuck people up in poker. Poker is too much thinking, though. Yeah, it is hella thinking. I just like red, red, black, alright.

yeah no because poker is like looking into the soul fam like i can see your whole life story through you and i feel like i'll be able to tell if somebody's lying or not there's a there's a guy that they were playing in like a big tournament and some guy had him like he bluffed him to the point where his thing right he could have went all in but they were having a 20 minute conversation of like come on man i know you have aces just please let me go and he was like i like you i like you so he didn't put all in and he just put a bit so he could save him if that was

that was me fam I would be out you're done for I'm going all in like damn that's like squid game killing or not killing bro I'm killing you yeah no that's what it is bro cause like at

at some point, you want to have mercy and be like, yo, bro. Yeah, yeah, obviously, yeah. But if it's a big pot like that, like 37Ks on the line. I guess, no, but when you're in that competition, anything goes, bro. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If you sat at that table with me, then you're here to lose, feel me? Like, I'm not taking anything but a win. That's why if mind control inventions were actually real and you brought it to a poker table and you can see everything that they were thinking, oh man, you're catapulting.

you know i looked into some of the the cheating tricks they do in poker oh yeah they used to have like machine you know aces up your sleeve yeah you know that term okay i know the term that means like you just have two aces and that's always usually a win yeah yeah yeah so what they used to do they used to have this like contraption they made with uh a drawer okay you know those drawers with the brackets that that slide out yeah so what they'd have is like kind of a bracket that would push the cards up

When you just flick your wrist. No. Yeah. And they would have like better cards than that. Yeah. They would have aces up their sleeve. What the heck? It's all sleight of hand, bro. Because if you think about it, all the magicians, what are they so good with? Cards. Cards, yeah, yeah. And they're good with sleight of hand. They can shit disappear like out of nowhere. You know what I mean? That's scary, bro. And you can take that and you can use it in anything, bro. Because imagine you're playing, let's say, let's say you're playing chess, fam. Yeah.

So you're playing chess like you know how fast they move? Yeah, and they hit the timer. Yeah, you can low-key like Switch something quick. No, no, no, I think they do a thing where it's like the announcer announces where you put it So it's like d3. Oh true. No, but look at uh, you know in new york. They have those those chess hustlers Yeah, oh they do have the chess hustlers and then all those people they look sketch fam. They look like they would cheat. Yeah

Because they're there to steal your money. When it comes to casino and that, I'm all for cheating, man. Like, they're trying to take your money away, so fuck it. Why not cheat? Cheating? Bro, they'll kill you, fam. In the casinos? They kill... Did you know most casinos in Las Vegas are run by the mafia? Word. You didn't know this? No, I didn't.

Bro, you have to know that. I didn't know that stuff. So, do you ever watch the movie Casino or not? With Robert De Niro. Nah, nah, nah. So, that whole movie was about the mob running the casinos. Yeah. And if they saw somebody was cheating or even winning too much, they would take them into the back, get the sledgehammer, put his hand down.

Break all of his fingers. What the heck? Or even get the freaking saw. Go crazy on your hand or something. But even just winning a lot, you'll even get banned. Did you know Dana White is actually banned? He's banned from like five casinos. Some of the biggest casinos in Las Vegas. And he only plays like what? Blackjack? He only plays Blackjack. Yeah, some shit like that. But Blackjack, you can actually sit down and make like really good money. Yeah, but...

Some people were saying he was like counting cards. You ever watch that movie 21? Yeah. Yeah. I know counting cards. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's a real thing. Like you can actually do that to win. There's another, there's another, um, K drama, you know, extracurricular. Nah, you should watch it. Cause if, if you watch squid game at Alison borderline, you'll like that one too. What's it about? So it's just about a kid that's in debt. Right. Yeah. And he starts this whole drug, this whole drug movement by himself. He just sells drugs, sells drugs and shit like that. Like online or like in person? No, like in person. And he's like, gets rich off that.

You should watch it. It's fire. A lot of, I remember in high school, people were like, you're such a hustler. I'm surprised you didn't sell a drug. Yeah. I mean, what would you say? You're blessed by the Holy Trinity? Yeah. No, but in my opinion, there's so many other ways you can make money. You don't have to resort to that. You don't have to resort to that. Do you remember a religion teacher? Oh, a religion teacher. Oh, yeah, yeah. Seriously?

So there's this moment in religion class. She was talking. Oh, yeah. She was talking about like drug dealers. This was such a diss. It was so weird. It was such a diss to you. I know. So she was saying, blah, blah, blah, drug dealers. She looked at me. She looked at Carlos. And then everybody saw it too. And then we're like, what? Are you talking?

And I called her out. I'm like, why are you looking at me? And she got so nervous. She turned red. She turned red because she knew she was looking at me. She literally was on this side and you were on this side. Yeah. It was weird. It was just because I used to sell stickers. Remember stickers? Oh, okay. Yeah. And then people would always meet me outside the portable. Yeah. So we had like a class portable because we

Our school's kind of small still. Yeah. So I would actually go outside. Someone would knock on the door. Oh, can I see Carlos Rucuk? Yeah. All right, go ahead. Go ahead. So she would see me walk outside, bring my backpack and I sell them stickers. I'm not selling the drugs. I'm selling the stickers. Stickers. But I guess, I guess like what they're used to is that. What else are the kids selling? It's weird too, but like,

A movie that I also watched because you put me on... What do you call this? After you told me about Assassin. Yeah. Have you watched Wanted? I know you have. Wanted. Yeah. Wanted is so fire. Angelina Jolie? Yes, bro. Fire. Oh my god. That whole shit where it's like you curve a bullet. Oh my god. That shit was fire. That's sick. It's so sick. Do you think there's real assassins in the world like that? Do you think there's like a whole... Yeah. There...

It definitely is. You think there's a guild like that though? You know how they had that whole team where it's like, you want to join us? Cause I remember searching up like rules of assassins and it was like this rule of, um, you only have one target. You have to kill it in a safe place. Boom, boom, boom. All like that. And then you get your reward after. Hmm.

Okay, yo, going back, going to the Bible, actually, I have a crazy theory for you. Okay. Nah, this is not even a theory. This is actually in the Bible. So do you ever hear that one scripture line? It talks about you should never wear a mix of garments. So you should never wear a mix of cotton and linen. Have you heard of that? No, I haven't. So Jesus told us never wear something made of cotton and linen. It has to be 100% of one. Yeah. Right? You ever wonder why? That's such a weird thing to say, right? Yeah, I know.

So did you know our clothes actually affect our body frequency? And 100% cotton allows our frequency to flow through. But linen and cotton does not. So it cancels each other out. And did you know that linen helps us heal faster? That's why in hospital beds, all of the sheets are made out of linen.

so it flows better no it actually heals your body faster it heals it heals your body so you're not supposed to mix both you're not supposed to mix both because it cancels it out and did you know polyester yeah polyester is actually really bad for our body no yeah it's actually really bad for our body it's hella soft though i know but it's linked it's linked to our frequency being stopped so i think polyester is a is a cap at five right the frequency of polyester is five okay and a

Dead body frequency is five. What? Yeah. And cotton, I think, is 100. Our body is naturally 100. And linen is like 5,000 or something. Oh, my God. But if you wear cotton and linen together, it cancels out. Yeah. It cancels out. I think it becomes zero. But if you have 100% cotton, you're blessed. Yeah. 100% cotton or 100% linen is actually even better. That's why in ancient times, all of the kings, queens, the rich. Uh-huh.

They all wore linen. They didn't wear cotton. They wore linen. To heal. It was just better for your body. And supposedly, okay, if you cut yourself, right? Cut yourself on your right arm and then your left arm. If you wrap one in cotton, wrap one in linen, somehow the right arm will heal faster because it's wrapped in linen. That's fine. I didn't know that. It's weird, right? It's weird. And that's in the Bible, bro. That's such a... Because there's so many secrets in the Bible that we don't really like. That we just pass through. We just pass through. Like, well, what does that even mean? A lie.

Okay, back to the assassin story because I want to tell this story. There was a guy in Switzerland, I think a prime minister. Yeah. George, right? So he attended like the seasonal carnival. Yeah. Right? And all the people in that carnival were dressed up. So you don't expect an assassin to dress up, right? So there's a guy in a bear costume. Like he dressed up as a bear. A bear costume. And he had an axe and took out the guy. Right?

Funniest assassin story, fam. Imagine going out by a bear. Wait, wait. So he literally had the helmet, the hat, full down bear costume. Like Bobo the bear, fam. And he killed somebody in a bear costume. Did he get away with it? Yeah, he got away with it. Let the bear get away, fam. You know what? In my head, you know what I thought of? What? Remember Midsommar, the guy in the bear? Oh, yeah.

I don't know what it was. Just that picture. Just that shot of the guy's head, like, in the bear thing. He, like, scared as fuck. Oh, yeah. When he was dying? And he was like this. Yo, that shit was so funny to me. I don't know why. No, that was okay. Sad, bro. Because he's like, he couldn't do anything. No, but it's just funny because, like, out of all things, a bear, fam. They put him in a bear. Yeah, I know. Any other animal, fam, could have done. They put him in a bear, bro. But there's another story about assassination by toothpaste. Whoa. Yeah, so there's this guy. That's...

It's all the prime ministers in someone. So I think it was prime minister of Congo, I think. And then the guys there were planning to assassinate the guy. And he was like, okay, make sure you give this toothpaste to the guy that they want to kill. And the guy didn't even want to do it. He just threw it in the Congo River. Oh, she polluted the water. Yeah, I know. This guy killed the crocodiles, bro.

No, but what's crazy is, you know, um, you remember the interview? Which interview? No, the interview, the movie. Oh, no. With Seth Rogen. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. And they're trying to kill like Kim Jong-un. You know how they had that, um, the invisible little thing they put on. They're like, okay, this will kill him on a touch.

Just make sure you don't get it on anything else. It was like a sticker or whatever. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's like a little like sticky note, whatever it was. Yeah. He got it like on his nose. Did you know there's actual substances that will kill you like that? If it just touches you. Yeah. It will kill you. Yeah. If you breathe it in or something like that. Yeah. There was also another assassination where they injected something, a poisonous thing in someone's left ear. Why the left ear? I don't know. It could have been anyone, but they chose the left ear. It was one of the ones where it was easily available. So they're like, all right.

I think that's from Hamlet, bro. Is that from Hamlet? Yeah, because remember the king? The king, he was like sleeping and then they poured the poison in his ear. No, it was the mouth that they poured it in. Oh, was it? Come on, man. You don't do your... No, it was the ear. It wasn't. It was the mouth. But he was sleeping, fam. How do you pour the poison in his mouth when he's sleeping? Unless it's snoring and shit. No, I guess so. If you're getting poisoned, as soon as you open the mouth, you're dead, fam. It doesn't matter if they wake up, you're dead.

Like, shit, I got it on me. Now, the funniest shit was, you seen that video where they put like Jolly Ranchers? They put all the Sour Patch Kids in his mouth.

I don't know. People are such deep sleepers that I actually don't know how you are. You're a deep sleeper. No, like from an alarm. Actually, with my alarm, I am. I'm a very deep sleeper. I feel like, OK, if I started stacking shit on your head, you would definitely wake up. Actually, yeah. No, but in the sense of, see, I don't know for sure. Yeah, because I'm not on the outside. I feel like you can't tell if you're a deep sleeper or not unless somebody's with you. I don't know. I don't know if someone woke me up or if it's just naturally.

My friend had this story that he told me where he was beside a person that had sleep paralysis. Oh, yo! I have a similar story too. Let me hear it. This is what happened. So when he was beside him, the guy told him his experience. So he just retold it to me. So what he saw was he couldn't move, right? That's the normal sleep paralysis. But he saw these shadow figures.

And it came through the door. And all of you. And it was like going around the room. It sat right beside him. It didn't have a face. It was all black shadow. Yeah. And it was just moving, moving. And how he got out from it. He was telling himself. It's not real. It's not real. And my friend who's beside him. Is literally just watching all this place. Oh shit. He's like yo. Yo are you good? And he's like it's not real. It's not real. Oh fuck.

And then, like, he slapped him or something, and he just woke up. Damn. I heard if you wake somebody up from sleep paralysis, they could die. No, I know in the... Because they might have a heart attack. In sleepwalking, you can't wake somebody up. Yeah, I think... I'm pretty sure it's the same for sleep paralysis, bro. No. Yeah, because they might have a heart attack if you scare them. Fuck. Okay, yo, what's your story? I want to hear it. So, my cousin, right? This is nothing to that level, but he would have sleep paralysis a lot. And I used to sleep over at, like, his house. Out of nowhere, it would be...

2:00 a.m. Sleep in sleep and sleeping all here What is that? Right and I just see his chest like rise to the wall rise to the freaking ceiling What's going on? Right cuz I turned my head like what is going on, right? Yeah, but he's just having like sleep apnea like sleep house and he couldn't move He's gonna breathe. I'm like you good. You good. You good and he he just wakes up like yeah, I'm blessed Don't worry like nothing happened. Yeah

It's crazy, man. No, I hate that shit because people with simnophobia, I think is what it's called. What's a simnophobia? What is that? It's like a fear of going to sleep because you're too scared of the nightmares or you're too scared of just dying in your sleep. Word, yeah. I had that recently. Okay, I was going to say because Loki, you have simnophobia because you just don't like sleep, right? Okay, that's in the sense of like, I just don't want to go to sleep. But it's a type of anxiety though. Is it? Yeah, it's a type of anxiety that you just don't want to go to fall asleep, bro.

Why? Because I do have anxiety. Yeah, so I'm like... Okay, so recently, ever since we did the vlog, fam... No! So this was like, what? This was only two days ago, though. Oh, f***, man. That's bad. So take this in, take this in. The night... The night back...

the night back i was gonna go to sleep right i was trying to fall asleep i was dead tired trust me because we walked like over over two kilometers damn i was trying to sleep and then i'll close my eyes and all of a sudden i'm in the tunnel no i'm in the tunnel bro no listen listen listen listen i'm in the tunnel but it's like when i close my eyes and i open them i'm back here i close it in the tunnel

In the tunnel? But it's so quick. You know how when you go to sleep, it takes a bit to go into the dream state? To go into the dream state. But for me, I was already there just with the eyes closed. Just close my eyes, I'm there. You're there? So I'm like, okay, I'm not going to sleep yet. I don't want to mess with that shit. So what I did, right? I just said a prayer. Close my eyes again. It was okay. It was okay, right? So time passed, time passed. I'm sleeping. I wake up. I go back to sleep. Boom, same shit. You're back in? I'm back in the tunnel. And then this time...

This time, remember we were seeing like ghosts and shit? Yeah, yeah. Okay, we're going to put it on screen. We saw like white figures, blue figures. Coming closer and closer. Yeah, coming closer and closer. Every time we took a picture, it moved closer to us. Bro, this is some real shit, right? So when I went back in my dream, I started to see it.

but clear so right what we saw see this is the thing though because is it just my imagination playing with me or am i transported in there oh yeah it could be just you're thinking too much maybe i'm thinking too much the number one thing that carlos said when after we got out was like nah it's not haunted bro and usually the people that don't believe it always gets like something after yeah but for me personally i didn't feel in danger

In danger? Even when I was having the dream, I didn't feel in danger. I felt danger because I heard voices. And as soon as I hear something weird, I was like, let's go. But Carlos was like, let's light a candle. What? What?

What? Let's get out of here, bro. Okay, I did hear the voices, right? Yeah. But at the same time, like, I wasn't sure if it's the echo, what it is. So I didn't play too much into the, let me feed into it. Yeah, yeah. I just want to have fun, you know? I want to have fun with it. I wasn't having fun. Because I was kind of, I usually get scared, you know what I mean? I usually get scared. I wasn't that scared that time. I was scared because, like, we went from the forest in the night to, like,

extreme tunnel. This might be haunted. Honestly, yeah. Going there especially. We should've... What we should've done... This is also in Niagara. The screaming tunnel. There's a screaming tunnel? Yeah. And if you... So the whole background of the story is a girl got raped in a tunnel. Yeah. And then to hide her body, she got burned. And she was screaming the whole time. Right? So what they... If you go in the middle of the tunnel and you light a candle, you can actually hear a scream. If you light a candle. Like it's 80% possibility that you will hear a scream. No.

Okay, we got to do that one next. But that one, that tunnel that we went to, it's like, people smoke there all the time. So it's like... I don't think people smoke there all the time, but if I... Because look, if you look at it, those candles, they were on the sides. I know, yeah, yeah. And they were nailed. Yeah. They were nailed. No, fam. Low-key, I think that's a spot for cults and shit. Rituals? No.

honestly yeah might be it might be even for sacrifices or whatever because that shit happens in real life like there's some real people that do sacrifices whether it be with rats or squirrels animals especially in a tunnel that looks like that yeah yeah because it's a closed road you can't go in there and that's that's literally like you gotta walk walk walk that's why the only thing i was really afraid of are we gonna see people that live there that's what i was afraid of yeah like homeless people

Not even homeless people. What if they live there for a reason too? Like, you know those witches that live under the bridge? Imagine we see no one just laying there. Million views. And you know Left 4 Dead? Oh yeah. You know the witch in Left 4 Dead? That's one of my biggest fears is seeing something like that. Oh.

Like a witch That actually can cast spells on you And then you disturb her See I hate that shit I hate that shit That's why I was like When we went in there I was like I don't want to bring up Any presence of any like ghost Like by lighting a candle and shit But I was really scared When we went home Yeah Cause after I drove everyone back I had really low gas Right And I

i'm going from scarborough now to my place by myself with low gas yeah and i felt weird as soon as i hit the turn into my drive like into my like uh complex i was the the gas went down oh i felt this weird like presence with me so i looked at the back of my my mirror and it was just no one was there but like i felt something with me and as soon as i got out of my car i ran back into my place like i locked the

I turned on all my lights and went to bed. Damn. But I said hella prayers before going. Yeah. I feel like as long as you, you leave it as is, you don't like scare yourself more. You'll be okay. Yeah. Cause I think the moment you start to feed in shit, it's right there. Let me talk to it. Let me speak to it. Something like that. Or try and like contact with it. Yeah.

That's where you get played, fam. But speaking of your dream where you always just see tunnels, there's a cursed dream called Back Rooms. I think I heard of this. Have you heard of this? It was like... Yeah, so it's like a... The hallway? Yeah. So it's a different type of reality that you're set in. And it's like yellow hallway, yellow tunnel, right? It can go on for like centuries, bro. And if you're stuck there, you're stuck there forever. You can't escape the dream. I heard people play a game with it, actually.

So one, it takes two people. I've seen this on TikTok before. A girl would go into that state of that dream. And it's, it's quote unquote, a sleep paralysis state too. She can't move, but she's conscious. So she would talk and you would have somebody that's kind of like a guide to tell them where to go. Right. So they say, if you go through, it's, it's almost like astral projection. You can walk through the building, look around, see what's in there. Well, you got to be careful because there's a man there.

and this man supposedly if he gets a hold of you you could die in real life no yo imagine you see the man and you start running that would be the scariest ever because supposedly you're supposed to avoid that man yeah man in the dream because if he gets a hold of you you're dead i didn't even know that yeah but but good thing though because i searched it up i was like since now i know about back rooms i'm probably gonna be thinking about it and i don't want to be set in there i

I had a dream when I was a kid. It was very similar to like this type of thing. Yeah. It was a hallway. Yeah.

it was a hallway but i had carpet it almost looked like a hotel yeah it was so eerie though because it was like i walked through the television to get into this hallway you know you know the ring yeah yeah i never seen the ring before and i never seen that scene before like this was out of my own imagination i walked into the tv okay this is way before the ring and shit because i'm like i seen that later i'm like damn that that reminds me yeah it reminds me of that so i walked in and it was literally a hallway

doors carpet whatever and i had this really eerie feeling like you got to get out of here yeah like you got to go now right so i try to wake myself up so quickly but you can't wake up so quickly especially when you're like deep in sleep and you know those ones really trying to scream but you can't scream bro that's what that it was happening to me it was happening to me like what i do what i do right so i think what i did was you have to relax and then just like let

let it set in and wake up. Yeah, I know. Those are the ones where it's like the guy's coming for you and you just give up and you're like, okay, I'm going to relax. Yeah. That's what you got to do. Or you can just do what my uncle does and just give him the middle finger. I don't believe in you. Yo, did you know where the middle finger came from? No. Take that in. We use it like it's, it's common knowledge, right? We never really dive into what is the true meaning of the middle finger? Where did it come from? Yeah. A superstition when I was a kid, cause, uh,

the middle finger is really bad when you're a kid right yeah it's still bad like as you're an adult but you can't stick it up down below or else you're going to hell that was my way why i don't know so whenever someone stuck it up to me they're like and they put the middle fingers down to the ground where yeah so there's a theory that the middle finger the origins of it was actually through this emperor so this emperor of rome

I forgot his name. It starts with an O. Okay. But he would give that symbol. He would give the middle finger to the peasants or everybody around him. Yeah. His servants as a way of kiss the ring. Oh, I love he heard this. Yeah. So kiss the ring. But it was kind of a, it was kind of like a sexual sense too. It was like kiss my. Oh.

So every time you give the middle finger, man, why am I holding up so much? Every time you give the middle finger, it's like, kiss my D, you know? Word. I mean, that's what it stands for. Like, if you stick up the middle finger, you're gonna... Loki, that's what it is. Yeah. Yo, stop sticking it. Like, I get it, man. I'm throwing it up, bro.

No, but before too, I never wanted to stick up the middle finger. So I remember in Asia, this is their sign of... That's not true, man. That's not true. But that's what they did. That's what they did. That's what they used to say in elementary school. I don't believe that, bro. That's just bullshit. We have to look that up if it's actually like true. I don't think it's true. One of the biggest ones was... What is it? What is it? The freaking...

You know the snake shit? What? The snake shit? No, what the f*** is that? Oh, you don't know how to make this? No. So you go like this, like this, like this, and turn into a snake. She's a snake head. Oh, that's fire though. Yeah. So if you get bit by this, you're going to have bad luck. So if I hit you like that, you're going to have bad luck. Why? Yeah, because apparently it takes all your chakra points in your hand, puts it in a sense, and becomes a snake. So if I bite you with it, it curses you. What the heck? Stop.

But why do you know All this weird stuff bro Speaking of weird animals You know about the Chiduru What is the Chiduru That sounds like a poke live It does it does So bag this If you're in the Amazon river right And you start urinating In what region What

So if you're in the Amazon River and you start urinating in the water, there's a small fish that'll go up your dick, fam. Oh, I heard about this. Your urethra and just... The pain is... I don't even want to imagine the pain. But it's like a worm, like two to three centimeters long. Yeah, I heard about this. And it goes up your dick. It swims up the stream. It swims up the stream. Bruh. I'm pretty sure... You know the bot flies? Oh, I heard...

I did reach it. Yo, I think they were on the same iceberg. No, no, no. I knew about this a long time ago because I remember I used to watch these videos. Before pimple popping videos are big. Yeah. They're botfly videos. Botflies are crazy. Bro, especially the ones in the cat's nose. Have you seen those? Oh my god, I watched. Holy shit.

Holy shit. It's huge. It's like the size of my thumb. Bigger. In a cat's nose. And the cat's nose is super small. Pull that shit out. I don't even like those videos where it's like a dog and then they take those larvae. Oh, parasites. Parasites. Maggots. Yeah, the maggots. And the dog squeals and they take it out. Oh, that's sad, man. Even the lice, too. The lice is scary. Have you ever had lice? Never. Never had lice. Thank God I have never had lice.

Because I think it's just the people that didn't shower fam. Honestly, that's what it is. If you don't shower, you can get lice. Because once the announcement that one kid had lice goes on in school, they'll send everyone home. It's lock off. Even pink eye, bro. I remember one day in high school, everybody got pink eye. It was crazy. I had pink eye because I think my friend farted on a pillow and he gave it to me. Through the pillow? Yeah, because my eye the next day

Was like red Like super Like red Yeah yeah yeah And puffy And like shit was coming out of it Oh my It was so disgusting fam Ew It was so Like it was You got the yellow film on it Ew My eyelashes Were glued shut That's disgusting I know That's nasty I was gonna say something really dirty I'm not gonna say it Just go Just go What Do you ever What

nah nah I'm not gonna say it I'm gonna embarrass myself nah let's go I'll embarrass myself after did you ever did you ever like try a booger fam oh yeah bro I think everybody could try to booger fam at least once in their life yeah no because fam you know those ones where you do a hard sniff and then it comes out your mouth yeah yeah yeah like everyone's tried to booger fam nah cause I remember eat I would I

I was really like freaking interested. No, I was like very curious. Yeah. Very curious as a kid. Like I'm trying to bring, I wonder what my earwax tastes like. Earwax is crazy. Bro. Earwax is crazy. Bro, but this was like, I was young fam. Okay. You know what I mean? Understandable. So some kids eat rocks, you know? Earwax is nothing. Yeah, that's nothing. I'm like, I'm going to try it, right?

Dog, that shit tastes like plastic, man. That shit tastes like plastic. So I wonder what the film on your eye tastes like, bro.

oh bro that's disgusting bro i have this crazy story where where we were at a sleepover and we were like we're like what eight or seven and then my friend had a cat right yeah and then we dared him to eat like the cat litter ew and so so he he literally closed his eyes i was like yo why are you closing your eyes you just close your mouth your nose yeah yeah he's like i don't want to see what's going in my mouth so he picked it up and

in that piece of cat litter was cat shit. Ew. And then none of us were like, yo, yo. No. And he was like, three, two, one. Nah, that's rude, fam. That's rude.

Holy shit. You're a demon for that. No, that was not me. That was my friend. You're evil for not saying nothing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were like, yo, I think there's shit in it. And he just threw up. Ew. He threw up like his pizza and shit like that. Okay, what's the nastiest thing you ever ate? Nasty shit. Or nastiest thing you ever done? I don't think I've told this story. But fam, I was, the day before, I was eating flaming hot Cheetos, right? And I went to bed, woke up, took, you know, the morning shit, right? Yeah. I took a morning shit, fam. And I looked at my shit in the bowl.

It was red. Oh, shit. My first thing was like, am I dying? I typed this in. Oh, because of blood. Yeah, if your poop is red, am I dying? And it was like, oh, it's probably just like, um, dye from the chips. And I was so thankful because I was sweating, fam. I was like, yo, am I dying?

Nah, that happens when you eat shawarma too, bro. What? If you eat shawarma and you know the... I think it's the pickle or the radish. Oh, the radish? The radish. The red one. Yeah. Whenever you eat that, it dyes your... It dyes your... Even your pee too. Turns red. Okay, I've never had...

anything with like pee but I've heard people that had like green pee yeah if you drink like too much Mountain Dew or some shit right oh that's a thing I think so I'm pretty no but it makes sense it makes sense if you drink something even like Gatorade if you drink something neon enough eventually no cause your body is naturally a filter so it'll just filter no but the color sometimes it doesn't go through oh it doesn't go through

Yeah. Yo, did you know Gatorade is actually really, really bad for you? Yeah, bro. There's a bunch of sugar in it. No, even the acidity in it. So they took a test, right? They put Gatorade into like a pH test. Yeah. The whole shit, it was acidic. So they tested the water. You know how like Dasani water is acidic too? Yeah. So they try to fix it with alkalized water. That's a way you can dilute it. Dilute it, yeah. They put it in the Dasani water, fixes Dasani. Put it in the Gatorade. Uh-huh.

Irreversible. So that's going in your body. In your body, irreversible. But you need those electrolytes though. No, but you can get electrolytes from coconut water, fam. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of coconut. I hate coconut. Nah, I love coconut. I don't like coconut. That's my shit. I don't know why people like freaking coconut cookies and shit like that. What? Coconut's disgusting, bro. Nah, it's fire. It's fire. Nah.

Maybe it's acquired taste. I don't know. Yeah, it's acquired taste. I love it though. I love it. Do you like red bean? Because that's a huge Asian thing. I don't even like it that much. I have a love and hate with red bean. Depends what it is, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's the dim sum one, it's fire. It's fire. But if it's like the candy or whatever...

You can never. Trash. Like even those guava candies, I learned to like it. Because before the taste was... You didn't like the guava candy? No, because they were so strong. It was too strong for me. When? Like your whole day, you would smell like guava when you burp.

Like you know those ones? Like if you get Captain Boil and then like that taste is in your mouth for the rest of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you burp and shit. Nah, the best, I don't know if you had these, it's kind of like a Popsicle. Yeah. No, it's not a Popsicle. It's like a Freezy. It's the Asian Freezies in a cylinder tube. Oh, yeah. You ever had those? I don't like those though. Oh,

The freezes are way better. That's so sweet though. That's super sweet. I'm a sweet tooth guy, man. Oh, true. I'm a sweet tooth. There's something about the Asian one though. Like it's just like nostalgic to me because I remember having it. It's like,

You don't get that anywhere else. Because you know how freezies taste like slushies? Yeah, yeah. You're right, you're right. But the Asian snacks, there's like nothing that can compare. I feel like the Asian sugar is a different sugar. The Asian sugar? It is, right? No, I don't. Like the Pocky flavoring does not taste like regular cookie flavoring or whatever snack flavoring. I know the mayo is different. Have you tried the Japanese mayo? Oh yeah, that's way different. The Kemwe or something? I forgot what it was.

but they they in regular mayo they take the full egg to make it but in the the japanese one they only take the yolk oh that's why that's why it's yellow oh true yeah i didn't know that no but japanese mayo is the best i eat all my sushi with spicy mayo maybe that's maybe i'm not supposed to do that but like it tastes good with that i don't know there's been some things on tiktok where it's like oh this is how the proper way to eat sushi nobody cares like nobody cares it's

Like as long as you're eating it fam Yeah Just eat it Nobody really cares There's no There's some etiquette If it has to do with manners That's different If you're going to Japan And eating sushi Probably you should learn About the manners Yeah there's manners but

If you're just enjoying your meal, enjoy how you want to enjoy it. With your hands, bro. I could not care less. I remember my driving teacher told me too. Yeah. Right. Cause when, when I first started driving or started learning, cause I did driving lessons. Yeah. He's like, okay, uh, what's it called? 10 and three. Yeah. 10 and three. So keep it here. That's how you drive. That's how you're supposed to drive during the test or whatever. Yeah. It's like, wait, yo,

Once you get your license, don't drive like that. He said straight up, don't drive like that. I'm like, wait, why? Because if you drive like this the whole time, you're going to get tired and you're going to be a worse driver. Because if you're like this the whole time, very uncomfortable, you're going to be very stiff. You're going to grip the wheel hard, blah, blah, blah. He's like, yo, if you want, use your foot.

Use your knee. What? Yeah. He's like, use one pinky. Like, whatever is comfortable to you, drive how you want. Yeah, no, low-key, as soon as the test is over, I never drive like this. Like, I drive like this. Yeah, yeah. Because it's easier and my hands are resting all the time. I drive like this, though. The hand like this. Oh, the...

you just think you're in the 90s movie a lot yeah no no no but it's easy it's easy because i i think my left hand gets my left arm gets tired because the other one's just like this yeah i don't know it's just fine but plus i feel cool yeah i guess that that's cap because you don't even drive you're just uber no not anymore i don't drive no more yeah no but some things i just do to look cool too fam like honestly sometimes you just gotta look cool yeah i remember when i was in grade two i used to always just like there's there's something about lean back

I don't know what it was. I think all the movies I ever watched, something about the kid that leans back like this. It's cooler? Yeah, I knew that too. But imagine me doing the podcast like this. This is very uncomfortable. Yeah.

Yeah, I remember I did a podcast with my friend, but no, I felt cool. Like the whole time I was lean back. But I feel like I'll be boring if I'm like this. I know. That's why I'm like, sometimes when I'm like this, I feel the most comfortable, but we can't with this one because we have to be a hella energetic. Yeah, I'm comfortable like this too though because I like being right in the game, you know? You learn in the game. The theories. Yeah, exactly.

Because my blood flow. Because I think that's what it is. If you're like this. You're way more relaxed. You're more relaxed because your blood isn't like going to your head. But I'm going here. I'm leaning forward. My blood's rushing here. I know. Did you know 90% of communication is through your body? Yeah. Did you know that? It's all body language, bro. It's body language, fam. It's all body language. It doesn't matter what you say. It's how you say it and how you look saying it. Because like again, I think you said this before. But if you say it's like...

well i'm happy today but you're frowning like what you're giving off mixed emotions even even just walking around in the street like did you know some criminals yeah they'll scout you out by the way you walk word so if you walk a certain way let's say you put your head down or like you look very weak have a limp in your leg they'll look at you as opportunity yeah they'll look at you as a target so whenever you're walking you gotta

Chest up, shoulders back, head high. You look confident too. That's why every time in a tournament, fam, I was scared of this one guy even before we fought. Yeah. Because the way he was moving around and just carrying himself, he was like the man. I'm like, this is definitely the guy to beat. His first fight, such a bad fighter. He's not even good. He's not even good. But everyone, I swear, was afraid of him.

Like we didn't want to match up with him first round. Yeah, yeah. He's got his ass kicked. But you can do the reverse too. You can like hide it. Oh yeah. Lowkey, I like that story better. Because it's like you think I'm trash, but let me kick your ass real quick. But yeah, you just pretend you're weak. And then like when you're ready, boom bro, he surprises them. I know. And I remember in the movie, Usual Suspense. Oh,

That's a spoiler. No, I remember some people, they even, when they're walking around criminals and shit, they'll look weak. They'll put a limp in their leg so that people underestimate them. But it's like a fake limp. Yeah. It's a fake limp. I remember this, the, you seen the homeless person who, who walked around with like a crutch in her back and like her back was really hurting. But then a news reporter came up to her cause she seen her walk to her car after standing up normally walking. And then the news reporter was so petty. She was like,

Oh how's your back And she's like Oh it's good It's like We saw you though And then she ran away

oh she was like somebody begging for money yeah she was begging for money bro i hear stories all the time how um there's people that just like wait there get money and then drive away in their lambo yeah i know not lambo but like bmw yeah but at the same time it's like if you have a bmw why would you just be out the streets for that long and do that work what if what if that's i feel like there has to be somebody in the world that they really became a pro at it a pro yeah

shit and that's your deal but that's that's such hard work you're standing for seven eight hours okay but what if right because you know how there's quote-unquote pro criminals yeah what if there's pro beggars or pro people that play with your emotions to get money from you right you know um if you're ever in those like booths in like um the philippines and some shit they make you think that you're your friend yeah trust me trust me this luatang is really good really good and you'll just buy it fam

I feel like they're really pros at talking though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to. And then negotiation skills, oh my God. They're fire. They're fire. I don't know if you watch the bald guy and he always goes into like these Asian markets. Oh, in the fake whatever market. Yeah. And he always negotiates, but he can never outbid. Like he'll out negotiate some, but others, they're strict fam. They do that for a living. Yeah. That's the whole thing. Like you got to be good at negotiation. And that's one thing I want to really get good at negotiating. You're not good at it yet? I'm not. I'm not.

I'll be like, all right, I'll just take it, fam. And he could GG me. I wrecked that, man. Holy shit. I wrecked it. Bro, I remember I bought this. Shout out to the guy that sold me this airsoft gun before. Yeah, yeah. He was selling it for like 120. I pull up, right? And you look mad disappointed, huh? I told you, if you want to get a good deal on something, when you see the product, be very disappointed and be very straightforward. But you have to sell it. You have to really sell it. I look mad disappointed. Oh, what the fuck?

I have to pretend like that, right? And then I look at it, I'm like, okay, bro, I'll tell you what. I'll give you 40 for it. That's a low ball. Yeah, I low ball the shit out of it. I was like, oh, okay, I can do 50. Wow, you already won. You already won. Gone. Gone, man. No, because I can low ball. No, even low balling online, because I'm such a nice person that I don't want to low ball. That's the thing. I have to get meaner. That's why it's like... No, but that's how you get a good price. Yeah. You're only going to get a good price like that. I know. And that's why I...

In person, I don't think I could... I don't think I've ever low-balled in person. I'm like, give me a price and I'll pay for it, bro. You know, I had this really sick tactic I was going to do. Whenever I wanted to buy something off Kijiji, I would post another post of something similar to it at a lower price. That's smart. And then show them that post. There's this kind of politics going around in like, you know, the vintage game? Yeah. And a person, you know, those Nike mid-checks? Yeah, yeah. They go for crazy amounts, right? I know. But there's vendors that'll put a fake auction...

and buy it, and then keep increasing the price, increasing the price. So they're manipulating the market. That's just... I don't want to get into any beef of the vintage because I'm close with some people. But I heard some people do that. You can do that on grill too. You can find a way to just...

Yo, actually, round two. You know round two? You know that polo? It's like a polo astronaut jacket. Oh, the Montclair? No, no, no, no. It's polo. It's polo. It's a vintage polo jacket. It looks like an astronaut jacket. They bought...

every single one available. So they had every single one, whether it was in Miami, whether it was in New York, whether it was in LA, right? They bought every single one available. Now, since they have everything available, they can set the price at whatever they want. You know what I mean? Because there's no other people with it.

If I have the market, I can make the market what I want it to be. You can make the market. Market manipulation, fam. That's why it's like, fuck. We can... Even with any item we put up, like, say, we put this Hulk statue and we just keep manipulating people, this could go for, like, what? 10K? If we really, like, devoted to it. That's why...

that's why supreme yeah and babe it's all just marketing man i know like i don't i don't even fall into that anymore because i know i know the truth now i know the truth i'll still buy supreme but one of the biggest another big scam that i looked at yeah was a taxi scam you know about this the broken meter nah i never heard about this in some countries a taxi if you get in a taxi and you're driving you're driving at the end when they drop you off they'll be like oh shit my meter is broken but brother and then he'll be like okay this costs 150 oh

And even though the ride was like five meters and only $5, he was like, no, like my meter's broken. You have to pay me. Oh,

oh wow no if i were him like you didn't run the meter that's your problem that's your fault i'm out free yeah exactly but you know they they can chase you down and kill you fam you never know bro that's the yeah if you're in a different country you never know what goes on man there's another funny the funniest video fam where a guy purposely was riding around in the village yeah and he put his phone out oh i saw that the window there was guys like this it was a fake phone too yeah it was a fake phone and they tried to grab it and once they tried to grab it the guy would

pull it back yeah you would have him on camera that's like that's like the bike one yeah you know the bike one they set it up on like a trip wire so the robbers will take the bike bike away and the bike would flip because it's attached to like a tree or some shit that's insta karma bro

instant karma instant karma do you think karma is real yes you think it's 100 real yes i believe in karma i believe in fate all that but do you okay so if karma is real why do you think there's some bad people that get away with really evil shit they'll get away but i feel like sooner time comes they'll like die everybody dies though i know but maybe they'll die earlier that's that was their but there's some people that do really evil shit and live a long life like look at the rockefellers i guess

Look at Martin Scurll Oh where Martin Scurll He's in jail I think But okay Take like um Ray Lewis Yeah He killed He killed someone Boom He had his uh Football career ruined Mmm

Or you take another football player, Mike Vick. Do you know what Mike Vick did? What did he do? He threw a dog fighting cage and 50 dogs were involved and he just, he was like, okay, fight each other. And all the dogs died. He ran a ring? Yeah, he ran a ring. Oh shit. And look what happened to Mike Vick. He was a superstar. He got away from it for a bit, but then he got caught later up. You know they do that in the Philippines too? Yeah, with chickens. With chickens, yeah, with chickens.

Well, I guess chickens, nobody really cares about chickens that much because you don't have them in the house like a pet. I mean, it's still an animal and it's like your thing, but we don't support any of that. You feel me? Yeah, facts. You know what would be dope though? What? I want to see like robot fights. You know those old... Yeah, the robot fighting one? Yeah, no, but you know the ones they used to do a long time ago in the... Do they still have those? The robot sumo whatever? No, they don't.

Like with the chopper and shit. And then like the fire and the flames. You don't talk about it? Yeah, I know exactly. That was my favorite show back then. But I want to see robots because you know how the mind control shit is coming? Yeah. The creators have a robot and they just control it with their mind. Word.

Because there's a thing I was saying earlier in the podcast Yeah Start NextMind Had something with A VR thing Where you can strap At the back of your head Right And you're inserted Into a game right And how to calibrate it There's three circles And you think really hard And that circle will light up Oh I heard of this That's real That's a real thing That's coming out And I was like Once it becomes that Maybe we'll have Self-driving cars Like with the mind though Mm-hmm

Because I think, yeah, that's the actual thing. Even Elon Musk is working on Neuralink. It's the same shit. You're moving shit with your mind. But what's dope, I really want to see this. I really want to see this. Somebody's going to take this idea because it's amazing. Million dollar idea, somebody take it. Ready? They should make a VR game or virtual reality game where it would project onto a screen of two fighters, right? So whatever moves I make in real life would show on the screen.

But people will watch what's going on on the screen and it could be like a fight to the death with swords, katanas, with weapons. And it would actually show them getting hurt. I think that is a thing though. Is that a thing? Yeah, I think that is a thing. I don't think so.

I don't think that's a thing. Because imagine we're watching John Jones versus Conor McGregor with swords. Oh, like actually like characters. Yeah. Okay. But imagine realistic though. Like highest quality definition where it looks like real life. Because they can do that now. Okay, yeah. That's a thing.

Low-key, that's so smart. That would be amazing. Because right now, like the fight scene, like people want to see action. Exactly. And low-key, like the fight, there's nothing going on right now. Exactly. Because all the fights are boring though. They get submitted or they're like, what do you call this? It's a boring-ass fight. So imagine like real-life gunfighting.

gladiator rings when virtual reality where nobody gets hurt where we can see the damage yeah that'd be crazy you can host your own event yo you can host your own event exactly imagine being like yo come to the bar where we're hosting John Jones McGregor exactly or Khabib McGregor part 2 you know how much income that would be yeah um okay

Because it will take an aspect of actual athleticism and games too. Because you need to be good at seeing the mechanics of it. Because they do that with 2K already. You know what I mean? They do that with 2K where they get the whole kind of movements and everything like that. So it wouldn't be too far-fetched. Like, you can actually do that. Yeah, because with UFC, like, the main concern is health. And if you want to take the health aspect away, just do that. Yeah. Somebody better take that because that's, like, a really good idea. I'm telling you, I have bare ideas. If I gave them out, everybody would know, man. Yeah.

That notebook, yo, if you ever, if I ever get desperate of money, I'm stealing that notebook, fam. It's all here, though. It's all here, too, though. You know that, like, what do you call this? There was a movie where it was like, they found a book and they said, oh, no, admit some more. Yeah. But the guy got killed by reading the book. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be me. I would just read it and I see Carlos. I turn my head behind him. Boom. Yo, what are you doing? She goes black. I'm like...

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