EP.80 - BOB ROSS THEORY, CANDY LADY STORY & ESCAPING PRISON WITH A RAINCOAT
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You know I'm ready. You can't name one time I wasn't ready for anything. Ready for anything. That's a good question. Yeah, to be honest. At least any moment on the podcast where you try to get me with something. Yeah, no, because sometimes you'll be too ready. I'll tell a story. I think there's been two times on the podcast where I'll be like, yo, do you know the story? And then, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then mid-story, I'm like, oh, fuck, now the momentum's off. No, because I feel like sometimes, especially in other podcasts too, if they're trying to get a bar off, they try to get a bar off. But if it derails and it goes like its own natural way, fuck it, who cares, bro? I know, because what do you call this? Now, whenever I research, I have to research the story and then I have to do extra work now because I got to be like, jumpers jump, type the story in, make sure you didn't tell it yet. Oh.

Oh. So you check because I've been told a lot of theories, a lot of stories. Because I usually don't watch the guest episodes. So I don't know what goes on during those episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I caught you sometimes and like, nah bro, I said that one still. But one that I never told before. Oh yeah? This one's

what is it what is it is it ghost story nah it's a theory oh i haven't told a theory in a while actually oh yeah i know we haven't it's usually mandela fang's ghost stories yeah yeah yeah so you ever heard of the bob ross theory no i haven't nah no what's that so this one's going viral right now actually yeah yeah so there's a theory that bob ross you know who he is he's a painter he does all of these like you see that grab that real quick grab that real quick

Like these types of arts? Yeah. So he does paintings like this. Like very landscape paintings. Very... A lot of nature shit. Right? So anyways, there's a theory that Bob Ross paints the landscapes and paints the areas...

of places where he hid bodies. What? Yeah. So take us in. So I'm going to show you a picture. This is one of his most famous paintings ever. Yeah, and Bob Ross is like super innocent too. Yeah, yeah. He looks super innocent. This painting, it's called Happy Little Accidents. Right? Now, this painting is an exact comparison to this real life place with this tree. And at this location, they found five dead women

Half eaten alive. Half eaten? And buried under the tree. Where is this? I think this is in the States somewhere. Who would eat bodies though? I don't know. But keep in mind the title. Happy Little Accidents. So Bob Ross painted it and titled it Happy Little Accidents. Why is that such a sus name? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So what are his other paintings like also like murder? There's another one that's like betrayal and grief. There's different titles. Yeah.

but the theory goes that every single painting that he's done is a clue or at least even the exact location of where he hid these bodies that he's killed. Oh, so he's killed. Yeah, he's killed. What?

Or who knows? Cause this, this is just a theory. What if, what if Bob Ross has a friend that he knows of or his friends with a serial killer? And he's just, he's just covering up for him. No, maybe he's just leaving hints. Like that's how maybe he feels guilty. Yeah. That's just my own theory. Let's say you had a friend and he was like a serial killer, but that's like your, that's your dogs from day one. Right. Obviously you want to tell people, but, but let's say you're guilty in the sense of like, you would never tell on your friend. Yeah. Now, how would you tell the world?

in a non-discreet way. Bob Ross, his way of doing it was doing painting. Yeah. So have they got Bob Ross? Like, have they arrested him or nothing? Bob Ross died, bro. Oh, shit. Bob Ross died. I didn't know that. Yeah. I didn't know that. Damn. They really got him. So we don't know for sure. What was his last painting? His last painting? What if his last painting was, like, where he died? Let's check. Let's check. Bob Ross' last painting. It's, like, the final mystery. It's Wilderness Way. But it's just a lot of, like, landscapes and stuff. But look,

This is such a... It's such a random location. Yeah, obviously. It's not too nice. It's not too pretty, whatever. But it literally looks like...

You would walk there. There's definitely like a hiking trail or something. For sure. Maybe that's where you bury some bodies, bro. Exactly. Would you rather bury a body where it's super obvious or not? It's not where it's not. Exactly. Did you hear about the boy who was found with a knife in his eye and candies in his pockets? What the fuck is this? It's so random. It's so random, but have you ever heard the candy lady story? The candy lady. Like, is this Halloween? No, it's not. It's just the candy lady. Yeah. So this happened in Texas, right? And there was a period where

All the kids were just randomly missing. Right? And so it's kind of like a cartoon story. So the lady would lure the kids into her house with candies. So during the mornings, the kids would wake up and on their window stills, they would see different types of candies.

And obviously, they're not going to tell their parents because it's like free candy. So they don't want to tell their parents because their parents don't want to stop the person from giving them candy. Yeah. Right? So it went on and went on. And soon she started leaving notes in the candy so the kid would eat it. Oh, shit. And they would all say, you should come play with me. And it would always be signed, the candy lady. The candy lady. Yeah. Is that similar to Jordan Peele's movie, The Candyman? No. Oh, I think that's different. It might be. There's a candy made...

A man and Candy Lady. Because they're like, oh, I ship them both. What's that story in Shrek? You know the gingerbread guy? Oh, yeah. The gingerbread man. No, no, no, no. There's gingerbread man and there's...

Hansel and Gretel. Oh, Hansel and Gretel. That's why I was like, yo, it's kind of like a cartoon, like Shrek. Yeah. And then, what do you call this? There was a farmer who saw rotten teeth and candies on the edge of his farm. And then police started investigating it. And they're like, yo, why are all these kids missing? And then that's where they found a kid in a ditch. Oh, shit. Fork in his eye. What the fuck? And what was in his pockets? All the candies, fam. Damn.

So whenever a kid goes missing, it's Candy Lady. Yo, it makes me think of like, you know how Halloween candy is dangerous sometimes? Yes, yes. And you can find like, people put like razor blades in their drugs. Yo, did you know, you know bread? Bread. What about bread? No, literally like bread and bagels. Yeah. There's human hair in bread and bagels. No, you're lying, fam. No.

In all of the bread and specifically bagels that we eat, there's this chemical in it called L-Glystamine or some shit. Listen, listen, listen. That's so tab, bro. I swear to God. I need to fact check that, fam. I'll fact check you right now. Ready? I don't fact check a lot of shit. Ready? Watch this shit. Watch this shit. Yo, Source, trust me, bro. Watch this. Watch this. Source.

- Source? - How much you wanna bet? How much you wanna bet? - I don't know, man. Put $2 on it, man. - Watch this, watch this shit. - You said hair, so human hair. - Hair, hair. Human hair, fam. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Look at this. Let me read it for you. Okay. - Okay. - Amino acids in your body are building blocks for good health.

L-cysteine, an amino acid used to prolong shelf life in products such as commercial bread, can be found in ducks, chickens, cow horns, blah, blah, blah. But most that's used in shelf food comes from human hair. What? Yeah. Now, it has been reported most of the human hair...

to use the L-cysteine comes from China, which are gathered from barbershops and hair salons. No, no. From barbershops and hair salons. So saying whenever we eat a bagel, it's like a kid's hair in China, fam? Yeah, so...

Because I think they put that chemical in. Yeah. Because if they don't put it in, it's just going to spoil right away. That's why if you ever make homemade bread, that shit gets bad right away. Or if you go to a bakery, what? The bread lasts for what? A day? Yeah. But the processed one doesn't. Uh-huh. That's whack.

bro yeah that's so so we're actually eating hair but we don't know it no that's from barber shops and hair salons man that's crazy you're about to ruin breakfast you put you put that cream cheese that blueberry cream cheese on your bagels and shit eating hair that's why they call it everything bagel fam you get a little bit she got everything man in china that kid in china that shit got blonde hair that shit got ginger hair got everything you need bro that has ruined that for me and even um you know you know uh

You know pork? You know why pork is so bad? Pork is bad? Nah. I never realized this until I saw like the behind the scenes thing. Yeah, like how it's made. I still eat pork. Don't get me wrong. I love barbecue and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I saw this... I don't think they were allowed to be there. It was like one of those PETA videos, right? And they snuck into like how they make the feed for the pigs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo. So...

All of the expired bread in the stores and grocery stores. What do you think happens to that? They just throw it away. That's what I thought. You just throw it away, right? Or just feed it to the animals. They feed the animals. But take this in, fam. They make new ones. So there's this guy and he was quitting his job and he wanted to expose it. So he was like, y'all don't know, but this is what they're feeding. The cattle, they're feeding the pigs, specifically the pigs. And what it was, it was this huge conveyor belt.

With the bread in the plastic bag still. Yeah. Being grinded up and turned into feed for the pigs. With the plastic. With the plastic. That's why, that's why if you ever look like, if you do those, um...

the microscopic looks at at uh at any of the meat especially hot dogs pork whatever there's microplastics in it and that that's what leads to cancer later on in life yeah because i was like okay if the the pigs are eating that then we're eating the pigs then we're gonna die of that shit too yeah so there's like little microplastics and that affects your health long so that's

Wow. Now, you know, there's a funny video of like, you know, in the Chinese markets when they have all the fish laid out. Yeah. Yeah. The Chinese workers do not care there. They were like on the fish and they were like separating it, but they were stepping on the fish. And then the lady was like, sir, can you please get off the fish? Shut the fuck up.

Like they do not care. They don't care bro. That's how it is. When you walk into perfect, there's like, there's like that fish tank, right? With the lobsters and the crabs. It's like green fam. Oh yeah. The water is not, the water is not the cleanest. I'm not gonna lie bro. Well, honestly, that's what the ocean is anyway. Yeah.

More times, bro. You're eating seafood. We're eating bugs, man. We're literally eating like sea bugs. For sure. Have you ever got like seafood poisoning? Never. I don't eat seafood that often. Yeah. That's why I barely eat lobster no more because that's when I, the first time I puked. I think I told that story. Really? Yeah. But it was like some lobster on Christmas. Yeah. And I was like feeling weird. This is the first time I've ever got a reaction out of it. I was like, oh. You're not allergic though, right? No, I'm not. And you know those ones where it's like if you throw up, you're not going to eat that thing again because it reminds you. It's like PTSD. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know girls that do that with like alcohol. Alcohol is a never drink. Real shit. And then since we're talking about the candies, you know how the Pop Rocks and Soda Challenge actually came from? The Pop Rocks and Soda Challenge. Yeah, because you know when you eat the Pop Rocks and then you drink the soda. Oh, it goes...

Yeah. So I think they were supposed to cancel pop rocks a long time ago because the FDA or like people were complaining that there was a myth that a child ate hella pop rocks and drank thing that his stomach was so gassy it exploded. Is that possible? Is that real? And that was the myth. That was the myth. Oh shit. So everyone was like, no, I want to, I want to, uh,

health and safety inspection on Pop Rock. Yeah, yeah. So literally the FDA had a hotline. So whoever was concerned, they're like, ma'am, don't worry, it's safe. Oh. And hella calls, ma'am, don't worry, it's safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yo, cuz um, have you ever had like did you ever eat something by accident like that? No, I have it dog Listen listen listen. So back in the day. Yeah, I was still a little you you know, I was in cadets Oh, I forgot. So when I was in cadets, right they had like canteen. It's pretty much like a snacks and shit So it's a breaking you get snacks. Yeah, bro. I mean, I really I really forgot like I I

Can't believe I didn't know but I bought Mentos that day. You know where this is going. Oh, I with coke dog I drank coke before I bought my Mentos and I forgot So keep in mind we're in fucking cadets, right? Yeah, we're in cadets. We're doing the drills. You have to stand still you have to pay attention sir, sir Ted should like

All that shit, bro. My stomach's going crazy. My stomach's turning inside out. Bro, I can't even stand still. Fam, I just wanted to run out of there. But I had to like, I had to muscle it through because I'm not trying to get paid. And yo, cadets too, the generals and shit, they take it serious, bro. Honestly, sometimes I laugh at them just because they take it so serious. But it's not even the real military, you know? Damn.

It was so funny. It was so funny. I didn't have experience like that. But I remember in like JK, I remember I fucking didn't want to go to public washrooms. Why? No, because it scared me. Like I didn't want to. Like I was a little kid, right? Yeah. And then bro, I fucking shit my pants. And then like we had choir, you know, choir and you're just standing there. Yeah. And like the whole day I had shit. Ew, you didn't.

Yo, what the fuck? Wait, wait a minute. You're telling me you shit your pants and you just pretended like it didn't happen? Yeah. Yeah. And then everyone's like, yo, what the fuck is that smell, bro? And then I just went home and like, okay, now I can shit. Damn. Yeah. Calibro. Man. This guy doomed the whole school. Holy fuck. That school, yo, thank God to everyone who asked. Oh, no, it's a

fuck you whoever who asked because it brought more attention to me oh my god man you never want I think that's the worst thing ever in life is like having to shit your pants yo it's crazy like I never want to go back to that state that's why it's like yo any buffet because you know when you're with your cousin what did you eat beforehand I don't know it was just regular I just had bubblegum that day oh you just had bubblegum

Bro. Look at Charon. When Charon gave me, I forgot what he gave me. It would have been like roti or something. Yeah. Damn, it was so good. It was delicious. But the next day, man. Damn. The night, the night, it was literally like, you know, a pitcher of water. Yeah. I just like dump it into the toilet. Oh my gosh.

it was literally just i i'm sorry for those who are eating right now i'm sorry yo i'm sorry man no it was bad i hate those moments man you know what's funny you ever watch them like ownage pranks remember those oh yeah yeah he's still doing it oh yeah he is yeah i'm like damn like imagine like that was my my childhood and you're still like for 10 plus years you're still doing that shit damn is he is he really like how how how big is he now

Or do you think it declined? It declined, for sure. I feel like you can't do the same thing forever. Yes, bro, yes. Ownage pranks. Let's see real quick. Damn, I think he's like... He's still 5.4 mil. But it's like, prank calls were so cool when you're a kid. But now it's like... It's just annoying. It's just annoying now. Like, if you ever worked and you got a prank call, do you know how annoying that is? Yeah. Have you seen the prank call where they call the scammers? They call the scammers? No, I've seen... You didn't see that video? No. Tell me. Bro, so what happened was...

Pretty much this old lady. Yeah. Right? She got scammed for like thousands, I think 20 grand. Yeah. And the prank, I mean not prank, the scam callers, they have this whole facility in India. Oh, shit. Now, there's this team of like YouTubers that wanted to crack down on you.

on that whole scam. That whole, like, it's a corporation pretty much because of the old lady. She got scammed $20,000. You know what they specifically target? Like, elders. Oh, because it's easy? Yeah, because it's easy. They don't know anything about technology and shit, right? They get scammed. And then what happened was they sent, like, people into their corporation, like, undercover. Oh, no. Right? They weren't police or anything. They were literally just pranksters. So what they did, they pretty much, um,

They took like rats and cockroaches. And then they got like fart spray. And then put boxes all over. It's pretty much terrorism. Honestly, that shit was terrorism. Like on a lower scale, but it's still bad. But they got what was coming for them anyway. Taken, I think they made like, shit, I want to say like 2 million a month more.

A month. A month is crazy. Crazy, right? Now, what happened, one of the funniest parts of it was they hacked into the cameras, the security cameras, so they could see people's reactions when they're calling, the scammers are calling people. So what happened was this hacker, he would go onto the line of the scam callers and he's like, oh, I see you. Nice lunch you have today. And they were able to find the real name because the scammers, they have fake names. Oh, my name is Mary. Yeah.

Hi, my name is Mary today. Blah, blah, blah. Like, oh, Ashfeed, I know who you are. You know what I mean? That's wild. So he's like, he's pretty much like exposing exactly their location, how they look like and where they are at the time. So everybody in the room is like, yo, what the fuck? And then he's like, listen to this, listen to this. They all come around. How do you know my name?

No, because I've seen a similar video to that where the guy is like, it's a computer hack, right? Yeah. But then he shows himself on the screen. So he shows the hacker. He puts it to another screen. It's the hacker being like, yo, now you have to... Wait, is that me? Yeah.

And then he ends the call. That's crazy. But yeah, I think hackers, bro, they literally have the biggest superpower in the world right now. Yeah. We talk about it all the time, fam. Like imagine you had hacking. Okay. Would you rather have a superpower or hacking? Hacking powers. Hacking powers. Okay. Hacking powers makes more sense. Social media is so big nowadays. It makes more sense. You can just, what do you call this? Those people with some watchdog shit. You know how easy it is to hack people now? All you have to send is a link. It's like, oh, Bitcoin mining.

press this link and people are stupid enough to do that yeah you know how much people got packed by that yeah yeah yeah I think there's a there's a documentary recently of this guy he made like a I forgot I think it was like a bitcoin wallet bitcoin wallet and he got away with like

close to a billion dollars of money. Of what? And dipped. Of crypto? Of crypto. Oh my God. Yeah. And what's crazy, he like, he like stepped his way up small scams to small scam to small scam. And then eventually landed on crypto just because crypto was booming at the time. Yeah. Boom, he does crypto, bro.

steals every imagine you have let's say millions of dollars in your crypto wallet right and that's your life save that's just gone within like a second no way to get it back there's no legalities with it either like what are you gonna do because crypto is brand new yeah that's the same that's the same feeling as uh gambling on rubet you have all your stuff it's gone is that shit real uh i think they pay i don't know i

Like the rocket ship thing. Oh, the Rubik's Cube? Yeah, that is real. People play that. But I feel like the big streamers, they're put into a program where it's easier for them to win. So that's why they sponsor. Oh, that has to make sense. You say you see Will. Who's that guy, Will? Steve will do it. Steve will do it. He's always winning. Why do you think? Because he's put in a different program. That makes sense. That's smart as fuck. I think that's why Nell got accused of like, they were just scamming the things.

Yeah. Because they promote gambling. Nothing good comes out of promoting gambling. That sucks, man. If you got to do that to your social supporters like that. Yeah. I feel like... Nah. I feel like if you have such a big opportunity and let's say you're given $5 million but it means snaking 5 million people, what would you do?

it's tough bro that's why that's why i would not want to gamble with the all my own hard-earned money yeah right if i got like dirty money from somewhere man i'm just spending just because it might come back to me yeah but it's already gone it's in the mafia's hands you know you know the the cup game there's like there's like a ball and then the cup with the um the soda cap yeah yeah with the soda cap you know the trick about that game is like whatever he touches last is where it's at

no it's not yeah it is it's not it is he actually has more than one more than one what he has more than one ball no it's it's because there's a trick there's a trick yeah there's something that holds like the ball yeah yeah it's dirtier than you think no i always thought it was the last one because i've seen a video and i was like yo i hope he plays it with me because i'm gonna know right away yeah because that's how they get you they want you to feel like you're gonna catch me they want you to feel like oh i'm an

amateur, whatever. It's all a mind game at the end of the day. It's like fucking fraud, bro. - Fraud? - It's like fraud, man. - You love talking about fraud, money. I thought you were the guy that's always like, "Oh, money doesn't buy happiness." - It's shit like that. - No, I don't do it myself. I don't fraud people. What the hell? - I know. - I feel like if it's a harmless thing, then it's fine. If it's just for like, you ever watch the, we talked about this before, Catch Me If You Can. - Oh yeah. - With the card? - No, stuff like that.

Stuff like that where you can get a head in line. Shit like that. If it's harmless, it's whatever. But when you're taking people's money, that's messed up. Now, here's the philosophy though. Because in a sense, all business is taking people's money. Yeah, exactly. All business in a sense is... But is it doing more professionally? Yeah. What do you say? It's more professional, but it's still the same thing. You don't think Apple is scamming? In a sense, they are scamming us because we're getting ripped off every single time. And it's like a monopoly. Yes.

Apple's one of the biggest scammers out there, but we don't say anything because it's like what? Yeah, because that's what it is. No, I think it's just because it's so popular. Yeah, I don't know, man. I think as long as it... I don't want to get into like fucking the elites and shit, but you know all the banks are owned privately. They're not owned by government. Yeah. So the people that own the banks, they're like...

They started off as us. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like people like us, like regular people that wanted entrepreneurs that wanted to start a business. They're not started by governments. They're not government funded. I remember when I was small, I was like, yo, I don't trust banks because what if one day they just take your money because we don't have no control over it. Why don't I just put in my little safe

And keep it all there You feel me? Why do we put money in banks? Because there's nowhere else to put it bro That's what I'm saying If you put all your cash in your house Exactly You're a target Exactly And you've seen Drake He actually has a vault for all his money Or for most of his money No he doesn't Most of it Yes he does He definitely has like a private Like a Swiss bank or some shit Yeah I know But he has his little vault for like you know

The good stuff. The gold. One of my favorite movies are like bank robbery movies. Oh, yeah? Did you hear about the two brothers that escaped prison only using a raincoat? Oh, really? Yeah, because they robbed. I think they were going through it, right? And they wanted to rob a bank because their family was poor. Yeah. Right? And then they got put into jail. And then they're like, fuck, man, I got to get out of here somehow. And they were put in Alcatraz.

Oh, shit. So this is old then. Yes. You know Alcatraz. It's like maximum security. Yeah. And even if you escape, you're surrounded by water. Yeah, yeah. You feel me? So what they did was every person in that jail was given a job. Guess what they chose? What? All jobs. What? Maintenance. Yeah, obviously. You know why? So they can see the ins and outs of the whole building. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. And then when they were supposedly working, they weren't working. They were building tools. Building tools for like their escape. So when everyone was eating in the cafeteria, they got spoons and forks

knifed out the vents and made their plan for escape. So this is what they did. They took mesh, crumpled it up, and took real hair from the barber, like you were saying before, and just slapped it on the mannequin. Oh, to look like a person. And then they escaped out. And then while they were doing that, they had 50 raincoat jackets. And then they...

From a pipe that was broken that was filling air. Yeah. So once they escaped, no one heard about them again. But you know what's crazy? What? Recently, I think they were found in Brazil. In Brazil. The two brothers. So they got out. Yeah, the two twin brothers. Because the mom was always receiving cards from the two brothers. Every month. Every month. So they're still alive. Yeah. And at every family gathering, there's always two women with veils covering their face.

- Who are they? The brothers, man. They're just locked down. - Yo, I think, well, what do you think about like the skies and shit? 'Cause I feel like if you're gonna rob a bank, just put like, if you wear a mask on your face, like a mask on a mask on a mask, can they find you? - Yes, 100%. - They can still find you? Look, let's say on some like creative serial killer type thing, what if you wear somebody else's skin?

That's crazy. I know. Because then they can't even track you. Do you think people do that? I don't know. Holy shit. Okay, but that's so elite because you have to kill a person and skin them. Who's really doing that? People will go through... They'll move mountains for money, man. Who that boy? Who that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're like a different face. Yeah. I don't think you would do that, fam. I don't think that's possible. That's too much. What if you can...

What if you can brainwash someone to rob a bank? Brainwash? No, that wouldn't work. Why not? Because what if they get caught? Then what happens? You know how you can hypnotize people? Oh, yeah. Yo. You know how you can hypnotize people? Like, oh, do jumping jacks, do whatever. Yeah. There's got to be, like, someone that's been hypnotized to rob. Okay, so would you either have hypnotism or hacking? Hypnotism. Are you crazy? Really? Hypnotism. Easily. No. No.

No, I would have hypnotism. Because look, if you hypnotize a person, they're only going to go so far with that bank robbery. They're going to get caught. No, it doesn't matter. I don't care if they rob a bank or not. I have hypnotism, fam. I can make you do whatever I want. No, but literally, you can have that, but life won't feel as genuine no more. With hacking, you have so much possibility. All the money, it's touchless.

You don't have to do it on the dirty work. You know those fairy tales with like a witch and a witch curses somebody? Yeah. Dog, I can make you say frog for the rest of your life. Like that's the only word you can say. Frog, frog. You know what I mean? Okay, but what's the fun in that? You can't even communicate anymore. You won't be able to... Frog, frog.

Are you crazy? If I leak your social insurance number, boom, you have no life no more. If I hypnotize you beforehand, you're fucked. Get me? I can make you think you're dumb. Well, what if I have a chip in me and that hacker's like, don't fall for it, don't fall for it. I can be a hero. I can go to every single classroom and hypnotize them to be like the greatest person in the world. I can do that through phones and I don't even have to step out my house. Oh my goodness. No, but...

But technology is a very big boundary. Technology is one of the fastest growing industries right now, gang. No, but if you're physical, I control your technology first anyway. Because I control your physical. If I control you, I control your technology, stupid. If I control... I do. I can hypnotize you to do my hacking.

It's true though. If you really bag it, if I hypnotize somebody, they can do anything I want, including hacking, including any...

I have the skills of every single expertise in the world because I can hypnotize somebody with those skills. I know. Deep down in my heart, I knew I didn't want hacking, but I had to keep going. Nah, hypnotism? I had to keep going with the debate. Hypnotism is crazy, bro. Because once I pick a side, I can't switch, you feel me? Word. No, but hacking would be cool too. I think I fought a pretty good fight, you feel me? You know what hacking's better? Why would you say? Because I can disappear.

if you're hypnotist that's kind of what i said though you i don't have to step out in physical no no no like i can i can make people disappear what do you mean because everything is well okay how do you find somebody if somebody goes missing or somebody you go through the the records surveillance yeah right i can make somebody disappear no records yeah but but you but but your last point kind of circled it up because what if what if you just hypnotize that person no you can't you can't really hypnotize that person you have to hypnotize the whole world no but that's harder yeah i know you hypnotize the hacker that does that does it first

you feel me so so that that argument no no no but what i'm saying is like if you're a hypnotizer yeah you're still caught on camera but listen you're caught on camera because they they're seeing you do all these things first beforehand exactly but if you hypnotize the surveillance and everything then you yeah if you have a record of hypnotizing people then like you're kind of god if you have hate the hypnotism shit yo i just bagged that look look look you can is there a famous hypnotist in the world

And is there like a celebrity hypnotist? There are celebrities, but Chris Jenner. Well, it was Chris Jenner. Chris Jenner's not a hypnotist, fam. Listen, listen. What? Every single, every single male counterpart of the Kardashians. Every single. Would you say they get hypnotized? That's a theory. Chris Humphries. Kanye West. Kanye West. Oh, what's his name? Lamar. Lamar Odom. Lamar Odom dealt with? Oh, he's doing, he's so down bad right now too. Lamar Odom. Oh shit. What's his name? Fucking, he played for, for Golden State.

- What's his name again? - I don't know. He was a basketball player? - Nick, Nick. - Oh, Nick Young. - Yeah, Nick Young. - Nick Young. Nah.

To be honest, you can flip it another way. You say, oh, all influencers are hypnotists because we're putting out and they're believing. You know comedians are hypnotists. Oh yeah, because they kind of have to make the audience, what do you call this? Yeah, they're real life hypnotists. Even if they don't think they are, they actually are. Musicians too. Musicians too. Musicians? They do hypnotism through their music. Yeah, you're right. Is it not? Yeah, you're right. You feel different feelings? Yeah. I think the music one is even crazier because it transcends just like live performance. Yes, bro. Especially the

What do you call this? The Uzi ones. And remember when Post Malone, literally on stage, he was like going through it. Yeah. And people, I guess people in the crowd were like, what the fuck is going on here? Damn. You know how there's that like symbol, the swirly thing? Oh yeah. The hypnotism thing? Yeah, yeah. Does that affect you? To be honest, I don't know. I think it affects me. Really? Like a little bit. But like how? Is there an example like you actually like felt something? No, but like I feel like I could be put into a trance.

like i could be put into a trance you know yeah yeah just by like if i look super deeply even looking at like optical illusions and sometimes i get like carried away word yeah i could i don't think so now imagine imagine on some naruto yeah like i had um like a sharing gun or like uh what if i had like a tattoo and anytime i wanted to i wanted to like hypnotize somebody just like open my palm that's crazy somebody make that an anime something like that if i was an evil villain

i would have a hypnotism eye in my hand just go like this and hypnotize somebody okay what's the backstory how did he get that how did he get that why is he sad and wants to hypnotize everyone because one day his parents were killed one day his parents were killed it's the basic ass story of everything but who killed his parents oh it was his aunt and why did his aunt kill his parents why because she was jealous of their riches the whole time and she also tried to kill the sun

But she didn't get to. Oh, yeah? Because the sun ran away. Where did the sun run away to? Into a cave. Into a cave of where? In Venezuela. Okay. And what happens in Venezuela? What happens? Stays in Venezuela. Stays in Venezuela.

Now there was a witch in the creps of this cave, right? Yeah. Now he was looking for shelter. And this witch said, I have food for you. I have food for you. Now they made a bond. They made a bond. Now they're together. Now his whole life they were training and training and training. But one day there was this wolf. And this wolf wanted to eat them because they're in the wilderness, right? Okay. Now the wolf kills the witch. And the witch's last words to him was, give me your hand. And in her hand was an eye.

now the eye yeah sunk into his palm and became a part of his body yeah and she said do what you can with this so he did it with he opened his palm to the to the wolf and now he controlled the wolf one minute stories with carlos that's freestyle yeah that's that's fine i knew it as soon as soon as you locked in i was like okay here we go but now you see how we both have the evil eye do i

Do I have it on me? Yeah, so just flash that at the camera and everyone has to listen to us now. Oh, I just bagged that. Maybe that's what inspired. See how crazy that is? Like, that inspired me by accident, but I wasn't even thinking about this. That's interesting. I know. Even that picture of, what do you call this? You, me, and Ryan. Yeah. When we had all the shirts, you had the hair. Or no, Ryan had the drink. Like, different parallels of the universe. Oh, how there's similarities. Yeah, similarities. Yeah, I think there's nothing by accident anymore.

For sure. I feel like everything is meant to be even just people walking in yeah walk into your life or like showing up It's weird sometimes it's weird and

I don't know. I feel like that's all part of like a master plan. No, because I always had that theory is like when as soon as you're born, you're given a number. Yeah. You go through that route, which leads you to the end. Yeah. How different would your life be if like I didn't exist, fam? I just bag like this. There'd be so much. I know. I was thinking that too. Or like I didn't meet certain friends. Yeah. If I like I didn't meet certain people in my life. Yeah. My life would have been so different. I know. Like I didn't go through certain relationships to get to now. Like it's crazy too. That's crazy. Yeah.

I know. Just looking back, it's fucked. Just looking back, it's fucked. Damn. Like, if I grew up a little bit, like...

A little bit more west. Yeah. Would you still have this podcast, you think, without? I don't know. It's hard to say. If you grew up in a public school. I definitely would still be a YouTuber, I think. Because no matter what, I'd probably be a YouTuber. What would you do? Fucking mukbangs? I feel like in another life, you did mukbangs. Mukbangs? Nah. I'm not an eater like that. Yeah, exactly. Something completely different from what you are now. That's why, I don't know. We didn't talk about it yet, but you watched Everything Everywhere All at Once? No, no. Bro.

I've seen the trailers and I want to watch it. That movie is such a jumper's jump movie. I know, I know. Fuck, I gotta watch that. That's a jumper's jump movie. Is there any theories? I don't want to spoil it. That one, that one you can't spoil. Okay. But, I'm gonna tell you this. It has to do with the multiverse, obviously. Yeah, for sure. Right? Now, literally every single thing. Oh, I don't want to spoil it for you. But imagine, imagine you can tap into an alternate dimension of yourself. If you can tap in and tap out, tap in and tap out. Oh,

How crazy would that be? That's like teleporting, no? Not even the information. I don't want to spoil. I don't want to spoil. But think about that now. Let that sit on you. Let that sit. So imagine if I'm in the past, but then I teleport to the future. My future being a parallel? Not even future. Even just like present, but different dimension. What? How would that help? So in a different dimension. I don't want to spoil.

- Spoil that, I'm not trying to spoil. - Okay, next episode we'll have theories. - But let's say you have skills. - Skills. - Because a different dimension you was a pro in something. - Oh, then your skill, like the most skills. - Exactly, exactly. - That's weird. - That's crazy, right? That's crazy. - That's fucked. I have to watch that though. - I have a theory, oh, you don't watch Dr. Strange either though. - Yeah, what is it though?

I think there's another, um, there's coming out. What's it called? What's it called? Big Hero 6. Oh, yeah. So Big Hero 6 2 is coming out, right? Yeah. So I have a theory. I hope this happens. Yeah. Because I don't know if you knew in Big Hero 6 1, Stan Lee, the creator of Marvel. Died? Yeah, he died, but he was in Big Hero 6. Oh, yeah. Right? Now, I hope, I hope they do this eventually because Disney owns Marvel. Yeah.

What if they make live action Big Hero 6 in the future? Would that slap though? That's the only thing. I think it would. I don't think it's that mainstream to have a live action. Because what has a live action? Nemo. Do you think Big Hero 6... Nemo doesn't have a live action. It has a live action. There's no live action for... You mean Lion King. Oh, Lion King. Yeah, Lion King. I'm tripping. Yeah, Lion King. But Lion King is like the top. One of the top. There's no way Big Hero... I think Big Hero 6 can do sick for...

Because it's superhero. Honestly, any superhero movie is going to go crazy. Yeah, but I think just how fluffy it is and how we don't take big hero. But it's Marvel, man. It's Marvel. I bet you if they do even Monsters, Inc. live action, that shit would slap. Oh, yeah. Monsters, Inc. That shit would be fire. Because that's too cartoony for me. I think Big Hero 6 is also too cartoony. Everybody thought Transformers was going to be too cartoony. Yeah. That's a total different, fam. Transformers is crazy, though. Transformers is crazy, fam. Exactly.

So I think there's certain things like anime you can't do or at least like character traits you can't do. Yeah. But if it's already like on a realistic level, like you can probably do Monsters, Inc. because we think about monsters in real life already. I think Happy Tree Friends would be a sick live action. No, it wouldn't. That would be just messed up. The most gruesome like thing ever. It has to be directed by Tarantino. If it's not, nobody else can direct that, to be honest. Is he the one that...

Watched all the gory shit just to desensitize? Was that him? No, that's Andrew Tate. Take us in. Andrew Tate. Yeah. This guy watches Best Gore. Yeah, and his bagazzas. And watches all of these gory, shocking videos so that he can desensitize himself. So whenever he's put in a situation that's life or death and he sees somebody's brains blown out, he'll be like, okay, I'm good. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. That's not shocking me.

Did you see that reddit post? It's like I think you have to choose one of the three options It gives you titles and whatever one you click it's gonna appear on the screen So it could be it could be like a ghost. It could be like a gruesome like person getting oh, no, I seen that What's this called again? I don't know. I forgot what like the title of it, but I think it's on red or something It's like it's like website. Is it called 50 50 something like that?

It's like 50 chance good, 50 chance bad? I think so. It's something where you have to choose something different. But people know what I'm talking about. I think it's called like 50-50, something like that. Yeah. But like it could be something really good or something really bad and it gives a title or something, right? Yeah, exactly. It's 50-50, I believe. No, but I remember saying something about Post Malone earlier. And then do you know how he went on Joe Rogan, I think recently? And do you remember that video of him and his friend that owns like a haunted museum? Oh yeah, he got cursed. Yes, bro.

Oh my gosh. You know why? The backstory? What? So there's something called a divot box. So that box is haunted by like a ghost, which is usually malicious. That'll curse you and follow you around your whole life if you trigger it. Right? Yeah. So his ghost friend, I don't know whose idea was it. I think he went with ghost hunters. Yeah. His friend is a ghost hunter. Oh, okay. Yeah. So they spread the ashes of a random lady on top of the divot box.

when they opened it. Oh, man. Guess what? His plane crashed. His car crashed. He got robbed. He got robbed. Yeah. Like everything bad happened to him. Yeah. But I don't know what that thing was. You think that's real? 100%. Do you think it's...

it's a subconscious like a manifestation itself or do you think that's a real spirituality see you see i think because we were having that conversation of oh if you believe if you keep thinking it it will happen yeah so now i'm thinking like yeah i think it is just like if i if i say i curse you right now yeah and then i just keep thinking about that shit you probably you probably think it's gonna happen but you're just searching for it now so it's more enhanced exactly because you manifest whatever vibration you're on right yeah now i don't know if you ever heard this story but why you ever hear that that story with um

Harry Styles. What about him? So, Harry Styles, right? Yeah. He was dating Olivia Wilde. Remember Olivia Wilde? She's sweet, right? Yeah. So...

they broke up or something happened they had a fight or whatever right harry styles got transferred to the hospital he was taken to the hospital yeah and the doctor's like what happened what happened right this guy's blood pressure he was about to die it was so low he was about to die and i guess he was able to say that he was so depressed that he took he overdosed on like antidepressant

- Shit. - Right? Or anti something. He took medication. Now the doctors were like looking like, how the hell? It's literally record breaking. - Yeah. - To have that, right?

Now, what turns out, this is where it gets crazy. Harry Styles' medication. Harry Styles, he was actually part of a placebo group. Placebo? He was part of a placebo group, Fab. I know what that is. They pretty much gave them sugar pills. Okay. So it wasn't even real medication in the first place. It was just sugar? It was just sugar. So his brain thought so bad because he took all of these medications.

To put his body into, into an almost dying state. Yeah. Right? Now, the moment the doctors told him, you're actually on sugar pills, that's not real medication. Yeah. He started recovering and got better. What? Yeah. So just immediately like, oh, I'm back. Yeah. Oh, it's sugar pills? Oh, I'm good. Exactly. Oh.

It's crazy. Nah. That's why you gotta keep a strong mindset. Because anything is possible. Don't believe anything that's given to you. Yeah. And looking back, because when I heard that story, I think about when I thought I was gonna have a heart attack. Remember? Yeah. I'm like, what if I was, like, thinking that and I gave myself a panic attack. Mm.

And put my body into that state because of it. Yeah. Because sometimes I'll just overthink and freeze. That's the biggest thing I have to improve on. What do you mean? I'll just think too much, think too much, and I can't think anymore. I'll just freeze in front of someone. Really? Yeah. And I told you this before. Okay. How do you feel...

Leading up to it. Like, what makes you feel like that? Anxious. Anxious. About what? Of dying. Of dying? Yeah. I always don't... That was my number one fear. Like, I don't want to die, fam. You don't want to die? Yeah. Word. Yeah. So, like, anything you go into, you think about that, though? Anywhere where it involves, like...

I don't know. Yeah, I guess of me dying. Like something dangerous? Something dangerous. Like a dangerous area or something like that. Was there something in your life that you think made you feel like that? Have you been through a life or death situation? No, I think the moment I started worrying about dying was when that tornado thing was in the area and then I was a small kid and then I was like, oh, fuck, I don't want to die of natural things or like anything out of my... Natural causes? Yeah, or anything out of my control. Like I want to die...

From me Like something happened to me Type shit So at that moment I was like Yeah from then on I was like No I wanna live And I wanna experience stuff Yeah Cause it

I had those moments as a kid realizing like, damn, this is going to end one day. That's like a mind blowing moment. I think that was my first like mind blowing moment as a kid. Because there's this Caillou book. There's this Caillou book about death fam. Really? Yeah. There's this Caillou book, like a story how he sees like a dead bird in his backyard and he shows his dad.

And his dad goes, yeah, Kai, you like, this is what happens eventually. Yeah. You can't put that in the child's mind. No, but honestly, how else would you teach a kid about it? I think it's one of those ones where you just have to learn on its own. Learn on its own? How do you learn that shit on your own? Obviously in school, they're going to be like, or from someone else. I don't know, bro. Just naturally do it. You're just not going to come up to your child. Yo, fam, you're going to die one day.

No, you don't say it like that, but like you ease it into it. That's what I'm saying. Cause, cause if, if you, they learn on their own, it could be, it could be a devastating thing. Remember, remember you asked me, he's like, what if you're, you're going to, uh, if

If you ever died, what was your biggest regret? And then I said traveling. It didn't even match to the five common ones that people say. What are the five common? So I think number five is I wish I was more happy. More happy. I think number four was I wish I spent more time with my friends. You feel me? And then number three...

It's like, I think I wish I didn't work as hard. Oh no, I think that's number two. Cause obviously when you're working hard, you don't even like, you feel me? Experience like your kids growing up. Yeah. Because you're too, you're too busy. Exactly. That's why I'm like, yo, sometimes like with you, with you, I'm like, you know, sometimes I like, I want you to stop and like have a moment. No, I do. You don't think I do? No, I don't. I feel like you're just going, go, going. No, I'm having fun while I do it. Okay. As long as you're having fun. I'm having mad fun. Okay. That did sound very convincing.

I have a lot of fun bro I promise I swear to god no I'm glad I'm glad and then I think the number one one number one was I wish I lived a life that I wish I had the courage to live a life that was true to me and not how people you feel me oh I'm on that dead ass yeah dead ass I've been on that in high school just because like

I had this epiphany. Is that what it's called? Like a... Like a... Awakening? Yeah, I'm like... Dog, I better live how I want to live. Because I'm not trying to die and regret. Like, I didn't do certain things because somebody else told me. Maybe you shouldn't do that. Fuck that. Do what you want. What was the awakening? Like, where do you get that from? You know what it was, bro? What? It was honestly like...

You know those moments where you're so scared? Let's put it in a very easy example. Let's say you have a crush in class, right? And you're so scared. So scared to go talk to her, ask her out, whatever. That moment, that barrier keeping you away from seeing what it's like, that's the best thing you can have. Why? Because the moment you break that, you think everything is not only easy, but possible. And everything is possible.

Everything is possible as long as you see past that barrier. Yeah, because sometimes in this, even the podcasting taught me to have the courage to just keep telling stories. Because sometimes I'll tell a story and I'm ready to transition to my next one, but I'm like, no, I'm too scared. Let him talk.

- You feel me? Do you feel me? - Really? - Yeah. - Yeah? That's good though. That's good you learned. - I know. But then I'll just say it. - Yeah, just say what you want, whenever you want, bro. Honestly, just keep in mind for your own repercussions later and make sure you're not like, it's not a negative thing. But yeah, most of the time, like if you have something on your chest you wanna talk about, talk about it. Because I rather somebody,

say what they have to say, then feel closed off and heard about it later. Yeah, I know. And especially in this setting where you're supposed to say what you're supposed to say, it doesn't work out. So I had to battle that real quick. Yeah, that's facts. That's actually true. We can't be preaching and then don't practice what you preach, right? I know. Oh my goodness. You gotta always practice what you preach. Facts, facts.

I think even teaching it yourself makes you better at it. Oh, yeah. Like when I was teaching swimming, I said this before, but when I was teaching swimming, I became a better swimmer because I was teaching it. Like break down every single movement. I think it's a saying is like when you are finally able to teach it to another person, that's when you perfected it. That's when you become a master. Exactly. Yeah. Because when I'm studying and I can actually teach it to another person, boom, I'm ready for the test. You feel me? Yeah.

I've never gotten into a test like that, to be honest. It's just like, I've never taught someone else. I was like, oh, I just memorize it. Boom, gone the next day. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And a lot of my friends are like that. They're like, I'm like, yo, did you already take this course? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, do you remember it? No. Oh, because it's just gone. Yeah, it's just gone.

God. Damn. See, that's the problem with school, bro. Yeah. It's a problem with school. It's a lot. It's a lot. Y'all spend so much time studying and if you don't remember it, what was the point of even doing the course in the first place? That's why I tell my sister, just make sure you learn something. Yeah. What are you taking or trying to learn? No, she's in high school, but I think she's going architect. She wants to be an architect. Something like that. Or engineer. Engineer. She's going big body. A lot of math, man. You feel? A lot of math, yo. I remember we were in the escape room and there was hella math.

And you're like getting pissed off like why are we doing math right now? It's like we're in a crime scene. Why is there so much math involved? The only parts I was good at were the non-math parts. But it's the ones nobody else got. I was doing the math on the board and then he was just like solving a next mystery. Yeah.

But to each their own, right? Like if you're not good at something, you find somebody that is good at it. Yeah. Well, what's a skill that you would want to have that you're still perfecting that you don't have yet? Hmm.

I always want to be a good singer, but I feel like it's just not in my voice anymore. Because my voice is kind of deep. So it's hard. For me, it's kind of hard. True. I always wanted to be a good singer, but I don't know. I couldn't. I've always wanted to stick on a schedule. Because right now, I'm very spontaneous. You know me. Like, boom, I'll do something. I'll do something. I'll do something. Because it's like ADHD. Yeah. But man, I just wish I could focus once more. I remember looking back at myself like two years ago. I could lock in like four hours, write a paper. But now it's like...

so much why do you think that is uh social media social media like how how so fam just scrolling my attention span is getting less this podcast podcast we go through so much bullshit i have to watch hello tiktoks really yeah yeah i feel like see see going back to uh to the regrets in life right yeah one of the ones was stay in the moment man yeah stay in the moment no i feel like i'm very in the moment though like people okay does life go fast or slow okay let me think

Life goes fast for me. Life goes fast too. But I try my best to make it feel slow. And at least make every second feel like I'm in, I'm present. No, I think it goes fast because I'm always watching the movies. I was watching on my phone. That's why I don't recognize the time. When's the last time you went on a walk? Yesterday. Really? Yeah.

I have a dog though. Oh, okay. You're always out, fam. I have a dog, fam. Me, I don't think I actually went out and took a walk unless it's with my friends or my friends asked me to. My parents always go on a walk and we always go together. Oh, yeah? So we always do that. Spend time with your family. But I also like outdoor stuff, fam. I just like being outside. Especially when you're a kid. I think that's when time was the slowest. And we didn't realize it was. And you know, I don't know if I said this before, but

we're supposed to be walking outdoors like all the time because there's like frequencies in the earth you know you know all these crystal shorties they say oh this crystal will do this this crystal will do that yeah listen all those crystals are where in the in the ground oh and

In the ground. So we're actually supposed to be walking on top of it. We're supposed to be walking around actually getting these out of it. We don't. Because we're inside. And we're wearing shoes. Yeah, yeah. My friend, I was at a cottage. And they randomly all took off their shoes. No socks too. And they were just on the grass. I'm like, what are you doing? That's grounding, man. Yeah, and I was like, what are you doing? He's like, no, I'm just grounding, bro. I do that. On some real hippie stuff. Yeah. That's what's up, bro. That's what's up. I have to try that. I have to try that. That's what's up. I feel like if you go on a...

A spiritual awakening? You'll see. I can't do that, man. I don't think I... The podcast would be so different. Why? Because then it would just be like... Nah, I would try to be woke, but it would be annoyingly woke. What do you mean? Because, you know, I already exaggerate stuff, right? So imagine a woke Gavin.

it doesn't make sense i don't know it's like it's like mentos it's right here i can't think of it yeah i can't think of it yeah it's gonna be twisting my stomach exactly to be honest i think you might get so annoyed that you might just kick me off a woke guy a woke gabbit imagine

You can't. You're kind of woke. Just because of like... But it's grounded right now because there's still reality to it. You feel me? I won't say stupid stuff. Is it because you're afraid? Afraid of what? You're afraid of saying stupid stuff? Uh, kind of, yeah. You're afraid of sounding dumb sometimes? Especially when you're... If you're on a podcast that's supposed to give out info, you never want to say the wrong stuff, right? Mm-hmm.

So you take yourself very seriously then? Yes. Yeah, I'm kind of on that too. And I think it's like a self-realization. I'm trying to take myself less seriously. Less serious. But how though? It's the thing. It's like whenever I try to let go and then boom, there's always, you get comments, comments. And obviously you try to filter that away, but it's like, damn, I could have done better.

I don't know. I think I just have to get in the habit of no more self-negative talk. Because obviously it's going to get worse. Yeah, I just think it's funny. Like whenever somebody says something negative, I just think it's funny. Yeah. It's just like, I don't know. I can't really think of a negative one because I don't remember much. But let's say somebody said, I don't know, even...

What would you say is a negative comment I would get? I don't know. Oh, Carlos is getting annoying. Yeah, let's say I'm getting annoying. I feel like the more annoying I get, the better the content. No, it is. You know what I mean? It is. I flip the script and I'm like, yo, that's funny because I feel like if I do more, y'all are going to hate me now. Yeah, but then they're going to tune in. Because I don't know why, but people love tuning into annoying shit. I don't even think it's annoying, bro. It is, man. Why do you think Tate...

Andrew Tate gets all the things because he's fat. No, it's just because he's everywhere. Andrew Tate's annoying just because it's too much. It's too much, yeah. It's too much. I don't think I'm too much. Yeah, you're not too much, man. I think we're too much. If you tune in, you tune in. If you don't, I don't know. But maybe for some people's For You pages, I have no idea. Oh, for sure. Because we don't really see our own stuff. Yeah, yeah.

I could see them being like, oh, fuck. Back to back to back to back, I guess. I guess. But the thing is, it's actually interesting stuff we're putting out. It's not boring. Yeah, that's true. I don't think I'm ever boring. If I'm boring, tell me why. Tell me why.

Tell me why. Justify your answer. Yeah, tell me why. Like, honestly, I want to figure that shit out. Facts. Is there one thing I ever told you, like, bored as fuck? Science stuff, yeah. Or even history. You don't like history. History, oh my god. I know this guy hates history. I hate history stuff. I love history. Really? I love history. You can still tell it, because I'm used to it now. But before, when you're telling me, when we were just getting started on the theories, and you were like, oh, in 1982, or the Egypt shit happened, I'm like, bro,

Yo, yo, yo. I'll tell you one right now. This one's from Moon Knight though. This one's from Moon Knight. It's kind of cool. It's kind of cool. So Alexander the Great, right? Yeah. One of the greatest conquerors ever. Take this in. In Moon Knight, his tomb was like never found. His...

Alexander the Great's body or like tomb was never recovered. Like they don't know where he's buried. Okay. Right? But in Moon Knight, he was buried in the Pyramid of Giza. Oh, really? Yeah. So that's like their theory. That's their own theory on it. And it makes sense because he said he wanted to be a pharaoh. Oh, so he died as a pharaoh. He died as a pharaoh. Oh, that's kind of fire. It's kind of crazy. Yeah. So that's in Egypt, right? Yeah. Damn.

Damn. We're going there soon. We're going there soon. No, it's actually going to be fire though. I feel like we're going to have one of those ones where it's like, cause on a trip you bond crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if, if we're with a certain number group of people for seven days straight, that's going to be like, and I promise y'all like when you meet me, I'm exactly like this. I'm literally exactly. I feel like, I feel like on those moments, like we become friends for life type shit. Yeah. Oh, remember, we'll call them up and be like, yo, remember that Egypt trip? You feel me? Cause I remember on my, on my high school S trip,

I still talk to those people. Like, damn, remember when we were taking shots on the beach like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are bonding, like, core moments. I feel like we're very friendly in a sense of, like, we get along with people a little bit too much. Yeah. You get that sometimes? No, bro. I think about it. I'm like, sometimes some people are like, uh...

Standoffish. Yeah, I feel like we're too much of the opposite. I feel like we get too close. Yeah. No, that's fact Is that one of my weaknesses? No, it's not it's not a weakness though because you make people everyone feel comfortable Okay, feel me cuz I go into conversations now and I'm like I want to really know your story And sometimes they'll just don't like tell me your tail. So shit Tell me your tail

And we'll get the combo. It's like, boom, now she's dumping on us, like, everything about her life. And I was like, damn, we know too much. Remember that person? Yeah, we know too much.

That's fun though. I like that stuff. Yeah. Cause I'm the type to play those video games, those campaign modes. And then you know how they have like a side quest story though? Yes bro. I'll read that shit. Yeah. See me, I'll skip through that shit for you. I'll read that shit. I just want the good part. I just want the good part. What's dope though, I think that makes life more fun. Oh for sure. That makes life more fun, especially if like reoccurring people. Like let's say you work with somebody.

i i have a challenge for everybody right now yeah next time you step into your workplace or even just like a social setting and you see somebody that you always see but you never talk but you never talk treat it like a like a video game treat it like a side quest be like let me get to know that person yeah so i can know the deeper meaning of this whole plot get me because quentin tarantino right when he writes his scripts and he writes characters he actually writes a whole story

For a character separate from the movie. True. So there's like certain situations they were in, like life choices they made, but it's not even in the movie itself. It's just for the actor to read and get to know how they would react to stuff. That's why the roles are played so good. Yeah. Yeah. That's fire.

Now, even Sneeko's doing this. I don't know if you saw, but he's going to New York train stations. And random people. Sending a podcast. Because everyone has a story and everyone has something to say. So, obviously, you're going to get content. That's unlimited content. As long as there's people walking on earth, you'll have content. That's true. You feel me? That's true. Who's one person you want to interview? Interview.

low-key even just like the most random like celebrities aside i want to i want to interview um what do you call those uh just like the craziest people like the the biggest pimps the biggest drug dealers because i want to learn more of like why did they do it well what position were you in to do that yeah you feel me why why did you go ahead and do what you did and did it ever backfire on you because i've always wanted to know that yeah yeah yeah i

I want to meet somebody with such a rollercoaster life. You know what that means? Yeah. Like, I want to meet somebody with a tail that goes, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. And it goes, you know what I mean? Like, takes you twists and turns and upside down and freaking plot twist. And then, like, brings it back. Oh, remember this person? Comes back later. That type of shit. Tupac, fam. Tupac. Imagine having just a random podcast with Tupac right now. It's like, yo, that would go viral. Oh, easy. Because people think he's dead.

He's like Nah I'm actually here That'd be crazy With Jumper Chump That'd be crazy though Should I title this Tupac Jumper Chump interview And then put like a shadow

interview with Tupac oh my gosh that would definitely go viral nah but I feel like you have to take it a step further and then get like an actor VX effects or just VX oh true yeah like face swap or whatever what's it called deep fake deep fake that would be crazy I don't know why we don't do that cause that would actually go viral that would go viral and then we could just make money off that shit deep fake do you think that's illegal though

It might be. Oh, okay, never mind. It might be. We're going to have to give it back. But for people who are dead, though. If it's for a joke, if it's like comedic shit, I think it's fine. Speaking of comedic, did you see when Dave Chappelle was doing a show and the guy ran up on him? Oh, he tackled him? No, yo, he had a gun on him. Who? The guy? The guy had a gun on him. Oh my God.

That's why that's why they really beat his ass really yeah shit stomps, bro Chris Chris rocket then I was like, oh fuck it's what's with? Was that Will Smith? Okay, Chris rocks position. Yeah, what do you think like do you go out and make jokes of it? Or you just make jokes? What the fuck you're a comedian? Yeah, I

If you're Chris Rock, yo, of course you're going to run with that shit, bro. Are you crazy? I go on tour the next day. I'm in the headlines already, fam. The Get Slapped Tour. Yeah, like, here's my story. You know those YouTube videos where it's like all lowercase and it's like, let's sit down and talk. Let's talk. I want to quit. Let's talk. Guys, I'm quitting YouTube. Where's Gavin? Like that type of shit. Yeah.

I had a joke with Ryan and it was like, if Gavin ever fumbles with jumpers or doesn't do his work and shit, I'm going to have to make a Where's Gavin video. If you see a Where's Gavin video, Gavin's not doing his work, man. Gavin's not doing his work. All lowercase, the three dots, three dots and a question mark. Where's Gavin? And it's going to be me in the thumbnail like this. Doing the Spongebob, doing the Spongebob like this.

No, but that sounds some real like, because people are calling us the Alex Wasabi and the Guava Juice. Yeah. And it was never the same once they split up, fam. No, actually, what's his name? Guava Juice is crazy, though. He's like popping. Yeah, but Guava Juice was like, that was the duo, though. Like, Guava Juice wasn't shit without Alex. It took time for Guava Juice to like... Without Alex, I feel like Guava Juice...

It depends though. Because they have different content. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. No. That's just disrespect to Gov. He's on fire with that one. But he's doing himself. But I feel like the duo was so nostalgic that people...

Didn't tune into guava juice no more. No, you're trick. I don't know if you watch him though. But he's still doing the thing. Yes, he's doing his thing, bro. I think you're tripping. No, but they're both doing their thing though. That's the thing. Look, look, I'm going to show you right now. All right, let me see. Look. Bro, he's still on top, man. He's still doing good though. Yeah.

But I don't know It's just like Would you rather Cause that's his own That's his separate channel I know That's his separate channel I know But you know It's like the nostalgic thing Is like oh I wanna see them together Wait whose channel was it Was it Alex Sabri Or was it Guava Juice Was it Wasabi Productions Oh it was the Sabri Productions That was together Yeah Nah I think it doesn't matter fam Really No fam It doesn't matter You take Klay Thompson Away from Steph Curry

They all have to do their own thing. But together, they're crazy for me. I don't know. I think it doesn't matter. Wait, did they have a fight? Is that why they're not doing it? No, that's not even why. It's just like they just separated? Yeah, that's not even why. I don't know why people are so stubborn of doing like reunion. Like why don't they just clash again? Like people want nostalgic content. So why don't they just clash again? They can make so much bank off that. Because they already did it, man. Oh.

That's like getting with your ex. Is it? That's weird. That's literally like getting with your ex. No, it's not because you hate your ex. They still like each other. Okay, let me put it in perspective for you. Let's say you ate the same food for like five years. Yeah, and then you would get bored of it. Wouldn't you want to go back to it sometime? I think the idea, but it's different with people because it's the idea of that

you're gonna hate it if you go back to it and you want the good memories to stay good because that gets into relationships too i don't know if i get into relationships like that but like true no but but even like um do you remember how team elbow you remember team elbow the the people in ottawa one of the biggest like biggest impact on my childhood i don't know why they don't make because they're i think they're all doing their own thing but it's not the same bro because you don't look you don't want to you want to leave the good in the past fam like keep it good really i don't

Okay, let's get into relationships then. Listen, listen. Nah, you can easily... Yeah, if you had a relationship... Because it's the same. Relationships and friendships, same thing. Would you want to... Would you want to...

live in a present moment of a bad relationship or at least keep the good relationship in the past where you where you did like it or you did have fun and those are the good memories it's not spoiled by the current situation obviously i would have that exactly it's the same thing i think really no i'm just thinking like oh they still like each other so why not why not make one video for the video no they can do that but you don't want to let's say let's say there's certain there's definitely reasons yeah there's definitely reasons whether or not be like um serious but like

You don't want those reasons to be a downfall of your memories already. Like, fuck up the current situation. Facts, facts. You know what I mean? Yeah, you just leave it in the past. That's why the past is the past. Yeah. Because you want to always live present, fam. Yeah. Like, literally live... Like...

When I'm living this moment right now, like, I don't know how you think. Like, when I think about present moment, literally sitting on a chair, on a table, you in front of me. Like, I'm not even thinking about whatever. I'm literally so present. Like, I see you right here. Like, that's it. Yeah. Sometimes I'll think, I'll think like,

future like oh oh what do i have to do after this type shit no no no even like oh what what if the i'm thinking of people watching this video oh really like the future ah yo i don't even do that i i think about like who's watching like what i want to say to them i don't think about how are they gonna react to this yeah hey man that's that's how we both think so yeah it's good that we're different okay

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