EP.84 - JAMISON FAMILY MYSTERY, DRAKE ALBUM THEORY, & REAL PORTAL CAUGHT ON CAMERA
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So before we start, I want to get your opinion on Drake's new album. Okay. What do you think? At first, I'm not going to lie, it was trash. It's trash, fam? No, it's... Okay, look, look, look. Okay, you can't... But, I'm going to say it's trash, but... Okay. But...

it redeemed itself because of the theory i heard no i don't think you can call it trash so like just because something's like no no no it's trash for drake it's not even trash for drake though hold on like i i even i even said it was trash at first but then i really like okay what is he trying to do here and like you can't i can't get mad at him for trying something that's like when asap dropped uh testing yeah everyone that fucking sucked that fucking sucked right no no no you can't get mad no listen listen yeah

Who do I say is the GOAT? Drake. Drake. I say Drake is the motherfucking GOAT. Why? Because every single album has multiple, multiple, multiple hits. Yeah, yeah. Hits on hits on hits, right? Right away, you listen to the album, you hear, oh, okay, this one. This one's gonna go crazy. Were you expecting a rap album, though? No, fam. Exactly. No, I was expecting... Because I know how Drake albums go. Like, Scorpion, y'all have a couple, like, sappy whatever. And then you have a couple rap songs. That's what I expected. Yeah. That's what I expected. I'm not gonna lie. But...

when I heard like the club, the house type of vibes. I'm like, it's not that I didn't enjoy it. I thought it was still a miss in my eyes because it wasn't a hit. It wasn't like automatic hit, you know? Yeah, I mean, Jimmy Cooks was an automatic hit. Yeah, that's an automatic hit. And you know why I think this is my theory that he actually, I was telling him with my friend,

That it was the last song that's a teaser for the next for the next. Yeah. Yeah, exactly But at the same time it's like the more I listen to it and I was like I can see you how this would hit in other countries because I feel like In all the comments right now all the all the teenage boys that only listen to rap like I watched a didn't stream and all everyone LLL right away, but I'm like, okay it is an L and

but it's not like a it's not like a big l it's like no no try listen listen yeah he did try and i don't knock on that yeah but it's trash for drake standards in my opinion is it though because we're only like percent of the listeners you get he i think yo listen listen he he billboarded on one of the i think his whole album billboarded and he's about to go number one no but he billboards anyway just because he's so popular fam but that doesn't matter if you're saying it's it's trash then he can well okay if it was really really

No, no, listen. Listen, man. Listen, man. Okay, okay. Listen. When the music video dropped, it was crazy, right? It was crazy. What music video? The music video for... What's that song? Sticky? Sticky, yeah. I don't think it was Sticky, but it was some... I know the wedding one. Yeah, the wedding one. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. So, in my opinion, the music video was hard, but I was trying to enjoy it at the same time. But like...

The vibes didn't hit that well. All right, listen. But enough talking trash. I just want to say this real quick. Charin told me a theory about Drake's album. And this really changed my whole perception on the album. Okay. So listen. Because I said Drake is the GOAT. Yeah. Right? But this album felt like, oh, maybe that might be his one missed album. And maybe there's another GOAT that has...

Yeah, I mean, no misses. So my theory, I mean, Charon's theory, sorry, is that whole album was dedicated to Virgil. To Virgil. No, that's not a theory. That's actual facts. No, listen, listen, listen. Okay. The theory is that he dedicated it to Virgil, right? Virgil passed away. Yeah. Virgil was a DJ. And he loved playing those types of tracks. Yeah, he loved playing that club and that house vibe, right? Yeah, yeah. So...

The theory goes that what if before Virgil passed, Drake promised Virgil or Virgil was probably like, yo, Drake, put out like a house type of vibe so I can DJ, I can mix it, whatever. And he probably promised him that. So when he passed away, that's why in the album notes, it says dedicated to V. Yeah, no, legit. If you type in description, there's a whole paragraph talking about how Virgil had the club beats and stuff like that. But I was thinking that

I don't know if Virgil produced any of those. But I was like, maybe before Virgil died, Drake had the Virgil beats but never rapped over them. But now it's weird why... I don't know. I don't think it's Virgil beats though. It's not Virgil beats? It's not Virgil beats. I don't think so, at least. Okay, okay. Because that was my theory. I was like, well, maybe he just...

the beat selection was kind of weird just because it was different because he wanted to do it for his brother. Yeah. So the fact that it's dedicated to Virgil and it's not so much of like a cash grab and trying to take over a genre, that changes my whole perspective and to me it's a W album now. Because of that. Because of that. The fact that it's a...

remembrance of Virgil and dedicated to him. That makes sense. You know what I mean? I'm like, I'm not going to hate on that. That's some real shit. For sure. I want to see them play it at the next, because they still have Louis V collections coming out. I want them to, while the models are going, I hope they play Sticky. Probably. Probably. Most likely. I can see that. So there's a second theory though. What's the dark one? This is the spicy theory, fam. This is the spicy theory about Drake's album. Okay. So,

Jet told me this theory. Okay. And pretty much, you know Beyonce? She's coming out with an album. Yeah, and she teased the song. And what did it sound like?

- Oh, it sounded like that club. - The club, the club. - That club kind of like sound. - So Drake released it, but no. - Exactly. It sounded like that dance genre, feel me? - No. - Now check this out, check this out. - Yeah. - So Drake and I believe Kanye, a few other artists. - Yeah. - They have the power to drop in an hour or two notice. Like two hour notice, right? - Yeah. - They can just release music, boom, it's out. - Yeah. - So Jet told me this theory. - Okay.

Drake found out Beyonce was gonna release her album and it was that whole vibe. And Drake wants to be the one that says, oh, I brought that sound first. Let me start it. Let me start the trend. Yeah. So the moment, the moment Beyonce leaked that song is the moment Drake dropped the album, bro.

Moment Drake dropped the album. This guy went into the studio and was like, "Ahh, let's do this." That's why- So maybe the reason we don't like it as much- This is just a theory. But maybe the reason we don't like it as much is maybe he didn't put that much- For all we know, this guy probably made that shit in a week. For all we know. For all we know. True. Drake could've made that shit in a week we would never know. Wait, let me get this right. So Drake dropped CLB before Donda, right? Or was it the opposite?

No, Donda dropped and then CLB. And then CLB. But that was... Remember I told that theory how whoever drops after is going to be the bigger album. And what happened? No, he's taken... He's very strategic. So now he pulled the opposite. So now he's like, let me start this trend. Because Beyonce's... Beyonce's return is like...

It's goaded. Like, yo, it's going to be crazy. Everyone's waiting for that. That's just going to be crazy. And if it sounds exactly like thing, everyone's going to be like, fuck, we already heard that. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Drake has to have some beef with Beyonce because that's fucked up. Maybe, maybe, maybe. But, but listen, whenever, whenever you're talking like goats of an industry, obviously it's not so much of like a beef, but it is a rivalry. No matter what, it's a rivalry. You know what I mean? Just like, I don't know if you remember it,

Kanye he had he had this beat remember the poopity scoop yeah yeah with uh who was it

- No, no, no, no. It was him. He just dropped that. - No, but he did that for like all the old heads that were hating. - No, that's not why. - Oh no, that was- - That's not why. - I think it was something. - Listen, listen. So he had this beat and that was the poopity scoop. - Yeah. - Poopity scoop, right? - Whoopity whoop. - Yeah, whoopity whoop. So the only reason he put that song out was because you know how that two hour notice, remember I told you? - Yeah, yeah. - Kanye has that power too. - Okay. - He dropped it because he knew Drake was gonna drop a song with the same beat.

So he was going to have the licensing and the rights to that beat when he drops it. So this was when they were beefing at the time. So Kanye had that beat. Drake wanted to use it. Kanye's like, I'm going to disrespect him. Poopy you scoop. Woopity whoop. Okay, yeah. No, Drake is super smart. Because that's like you telling me something. Like you were teasing Ox Wars. And I come up with like... Like a different game. Music games. Exactly, exactly. Like that would be a smart move. That's like the same thing. So now...

- Remember that theory I said about like the Michael Jackson stuff? - Yeah, what about it? - So Jet came up and told me like, yo, there's one song. - I like how you're putting out Jet now so you don't get fucked in. - So it's not on me fam. - The OVO goons. - Jet wants no beef too. I'm just gonna say that. Jet wants no beef with the OVO goons. But I'm gonna say this, look, look. So Jet showed me this song.

And remember my theory with Michael Jackson how oh what if Drake has like unreleased Michael Jackson and he's low-key dropping it right now this one song on the new this one song a new album Yeah, it sounds exactly like Michael Jackson beatboxing, huh? Listen listen listen. It's crazy. So this is jet jets video. You just sent me. Okay, Michael Jackson beatboxing Showing how he kind of makes it be

So Michael Jackson's beatboxing, ready? Hold it, rewind it, half speed it. This guy said half speed it, look, that's crazy. And then he goes and plays Drake's song.

It's hard to hear. It's hard to hear, man. Trust me, bro. That shit sounds exactly the same. No, it's hard to hear off this because it sounds like fucking under- But I heard the... Yeah, it sounds exactly the same. Okay.

But that, oh, fuck, I don't wanna, nah, that's kind of a stretch though. - This is what Jet told me though. - Because you could take any video of any guy rap beatboxing and maybe just do like, it's the same rhythm. - No, no, no, it sounds a lot alike. - Nah. - All right, listen, listen. - I could go like. - Y'all hear for yourself, y'all hear for yourself. - Okay, let me put a beat out and then if Drake uses the same beat, then it's, he watches us, okay, ready?

Okay, maybe maybe maybe so if you hear that, okay, this one's a little bit of reach But I just wanted to add it in cuz this is Jets ting. No, I got it in He's a target now, you know me It's not all on me. It's not on me. So I so give it a rating out of 10. Give it a rating Yeah, six seven It was his worst album for sure six probably cuz every every Drake album to me is a 10 really every Drake album No, six is still pretty good. I would give it like a five

Yeah, like a like a five. No, it's still enjoyable. It was it was worse It was worse till I heard the I heard the the news didn't really like the memorial parts, you know, sure Yeah that change everything because you know me I'm like a director type. I'm a very like I want to get into the origin of dance, you know Yeah, so I do theories that ass. Yeah, but did you heard about a tj2? Oh, yeah I think he's in the hospital right now everyone. So hopefully he pulls through. Yeah, I know leave post especially everyone in New York like I

I remember when K-Flop got arrested, he was one of the biggest. But now he dropped the song Out of Jail with Favio, and that shit is going crazy. Yeah. I don't know. Nothing's happened to Favio, though. That's good, though. You want no violence and everything, right? Yeah, that's true. That's the last thing you want. And it sucks that music is always attached to drama. To drama? Yeah, for sure. Or do you think every single industry has drama like that?

Or do you think music is especially? I think it's just rap because we don't hear Adele beefing with Ed Sheeran. That's facts. You know? That's facts. They all love each other. Like Taylor Swift would never go out their way unless... Taylor Swift wouldn't have any beef unless it's from a rap guy. Kanye. Yo. And Drake. Didn't Drake have beef with Taylor Swift? No, I think it's just Kanye. It's just Kanye, right? I think it's just Kanye. Exactly. It's unless the rap guys come into the mix where now beef arises. Mmm.

You feel me? I guess, but Taylor Swift did write a lot of her songs about her exes, and it was kind of diss tracks. No, but it's like...

it's like nah it's like uh family channel diss tracks nah some of them i don't know i'm telling you i'm telling you like what kanye said on drink champs yeah when somebody disses you most of the time you're the only one that knows they dissed you that knows because it only relates to you yeah no but you could say like because drake okay we're going back to drake yeah drake has a lot of lines that target the poor because he's super rich

So he's allowed to talk his shit. So when you're listening and you're in your fucking Toyota Camry and you're like, like, damn, this hurts. He said some line about, oh, your, your bank,

Like how much money you make affects how I listen to you like yeah, he's all you're always lower to Drake So he's not gonna ever listen to you. That's true. That's tough. That's true. I guess so Yeah, but we feed into it anyway, I think cuz we strive to be them, you know We should I feel for sure and they feed off that bro. They feed off of that Yeah, do you think there's like a little power in that when when people under you feed into your power?

Yes. You think that's a thing? So, bro, there's this, like, spiritual theory. I don't believe in this. I don't believe in this. But this is, like, one of those, like, dark web, like... Okay. Deep in the fucking, you know, the iceberg. Yeah, yeah. I love the dark web. This is on the bottom of the iceberg. Yeah, yeah. So, pretty much what they say, there's a spiritual energy when you look at somebody sexually. Low-key, that might be true. Sexually. Sexually. So, like, you give power to them when you look at somebody sexually. And...

There's a theory that one of the greatest or one of the biggest, I guess, situations of this is with porn stars. They steal your energy. Oh, that's a good one. No, because you can just simplify and say a girl at the club. Yeah, you can say that too. Once you look at her, she's like, oh, he likes me. Let me work my magic. Get a few free drinks off that shit. You feel me? Yeah, even just like a very like...

physical thing too just like oh he wants my attention now he's gonna come to me to get it yeah so i think there is there loki is like a because a lot of people don't believe in that but maybe there is like a spiritual presence yeah or in that lust in that attention in that i guess um

That sexual desire, fam. Yeah, you can call it just pretty privilege then. Not even just that, bro. I'm talking about like on the scopes of we can't see, bro. Oh, shit. I'm talking on the scopes we can't see. Okay. What if all of these people, all of these models, the Kardashians feed off of our lust on them? So they build an ego. Mm-hmm.

And they get energy from it. Yeah. Because remember what I told you before we even started recording? Yeah. Newton's third law is whatever force you put on, the output is the exact same amount of force. Yeah. So where does that energy go? To them.

Yeah, who knows? Yeah. No, I think it's just an ego boost because I think naturally in our bodies, we want to put people on pedestals. We need to look up to someone. There's only a few people that can be like, oh, no, I'm the best with no supporters behind them. You feel me? Because you're deemed as insane if you're like that. If you think you're the best. With no supporter already, like you have five views on YouTube, but you think you're still the best? Yeah.

That's rare. That's really rare. You know what's really kind of fucked and I never really took it in? Yeah. You know how we call people goat? Because greatest of all time, right? Yo, goat is very like thrown around now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we call people goat, but greatest of all time. Yeah, that's the original part, but like...

Yo, you know the devil is what? What animal? Oh, wait. You know the Baphomet? Yeah. It's what? A head of a? With a goat. There you go. So what do you want? You know Polo G's chain? Yeah, it's a goat. His goat chain. Yeah. What does it look like? The devil head. Oh, shit. Nah, low key.

Wait, wait. Yo. Yo. And I was like, who are the main goats? Like the big celebrities. Who's the big celebrities in? You know what I mean? Exactly, bro. Exactly.

If you deep it like that. Because we throw around terms all the time, bro. We throw around terms all the time and we don't like, what's the origin of the word sandwich? Why is it called sand? You know what I mean? Like, I mean, stupid shit like that too. Like, sandwich. Like, what's the origin of that word? Yeah. And then goat. Like, yeah, we know the original greatest fall time, but like. It's actually a demon. It's weird. It's weird that it also attaches to. Yeah. A demon. Yeah.

Not even a demon, literally the devil. Yeah, the devil. Okay, I'm going to switch it up real quick. Yeah. Okay. Because I have a story about the devil too. Have you ever heard of Castle Husker? Nah. Really? Nah. Okay, bless. Because you all was no shit. So this was allegedly built on the gate of hell. Oh.

Oh, for real. So I think back in, I think, 1800 AD. So this is way longer. This is AD. Where is this? I don't know. I don't know where this is. And they're saying that when it was built, a bunch of demons were released from that hole. Yeah, yeah. Right? And so when construction workers, when it was under construction, they were saying to the prisoners in the village, okay, for us,

Anyone who wants to go down and investigate the hole? Yeah, we'll give them a pass. So I'll get out of jail free card. Oh, they're too scared. They're too scared to check that shit out, bro. No one wanted to go down except for one person. So when they put that person down in the hole, they're

soon as they lowered him he screamed like crazy they pulled him out he had grey hair right away and when he pulled him out he went insane like he couldn't speak English no more wait wait he aged yeah he aged what the

He had gray hair when they pulled him out. Yeah. And he could, like, he went mentally insane. He couldn't speak English. Like, everything was, like, crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the whole thing was, like, after that, everyone fleed from that, from that hole. And the castle was built, but the castle was built with no windows because it wasn't meant for somebody to live in. Oh, so it's like a fortress. It's like a fortress. So that house is closing the gates of hell as well.

Where is this place? I don't know. Fuck. I don't want to read it. I'll search up later. You guys can do the research for me. So pretty much it's like that whole castle was built as like a stronghold. To keep the devils in. That's some Minecraft shit, bro. Yeah, I know. That's literally some Minecraft shit, man. Like a stronghold? That's true. Like a portal. Yeah, like a portal. So do you think...

Do you think hell is directly below us? Do you think we can act... You know in like Stranger Things? Oh, yes. Why is it... Everything below. Yeah, why is it always below? Or is that...

the world or like uh the higher-ups trying to distract us from us right now because we think we're in hell we're in hell right now but they say oh there's something beneath it so you actually aren't so is that like the is hell like the commercialized version of like so you think it's a distraction i think we're already in something we're already in hell right now i don't think so yeah personally i don't know but i i already i i always say like we're in hell right now and that's why we have to go up to heaven i don't believe that yeah i don't believe that

Because I believe there's a lot of good in the world if you look for the good. And whatever you look in, let's say you're looking for evil, you're going to find evil. If you look for good, you're going to find good. If you look for paradise, you're going to live in paradise. Of course. But what's that main saying? Hell on earth.

We're on earth. There's hell. That's some sadistic ass man, bro. I know, I know, I know. Some sadistic ass old guy probably like, we're living on hell on earth. You know what I mean? That's true. That's all the thing is. Yo, okay. There's this unsolved mystery I want to talk about. Okay, okay. This is the craziest unsolved mystery I've heard to date. Really? Listen, listen. So pretty much it's called, you ever heard about the Jameson family mystery? No, I haven't. What is that? So,

this jameson family is a family that disappeared and they still don't know what happened to them okay so the story goes family of three it's bobby yeah sherilyn and madison jameson right okay so the

Bobby and Sherilyn and their younger daughter. So the story goes, the last witness to see them was this one guy. And they were in like the wilderness. They're literally in the wilderness of Oklahoma. So-

they were, they gone there just so they can check out this plot of land because they wanted to buy like a, you know, you know, those big crate containers. Yeah. Yeah. Like cargo containers. Right. They were planning to live on this piece of land in just like a cargo container. Okay. Already odd. Like a trailer life. Kinda. Yeah. Like, you know, the small tiny homes. Maybe, maybe that's what we're trying to do. True. But this guy said, went, this witness said,

When they were there, they were literally the only people in the area. Like nobody really goes around there. For sure. So it's already sketchy. It's already sketchy. It's already sketchy. So a group of 300 volunteers went to go look for their bodies because they disappeared. Okay. Right? Yeah. Now the only thing they could find was their truck. Now in their truck, they found the family dog. Yeah. Sherilyn's purse.

a GPS and a bag full of $32,000, bro. What? $32,000, right? Yeah, yeah. So why would the family leave just the dog there? And why would they leave all that money? Okay. So...

four years passed four years passed and two hunters they were just hunting in the forest and they came across skeletal remains of three bodies no way right so they found their bodies yo when they did the search yeah they did like a whole sweep of five kilometer radius right yeah for sure they found the bodies literally not even that far i think just like two kilometers away from where they originally were and it and

And when they originally were looking for them, they saw footprints leading into the wilderness. Couldn't find them. So a lot of people said, oh, maybe they could be hiding, whatever, right? But anyways, fast forward four years, they found the skeletons. Now, there's four theories. Four? Four theories about what happened to them, fam. Okay, what was the first one? So the first theory is a very scientific one. It's like, oh, it was a thunderstorm. It was a thunderstorm. They lost power in their car. Their power was still on, fam. But anyways...

they claim they walked out of the vehicle, found their self lost in the wilderness and then they died of hypothermia. First theory. How does it hold up? Not really well. This already gets crazy. The second theory is that Bob's father, right? Bob, before they went missing and before they died, Bob in the same week

of going to that plot of land, he filed a restraining order for his father because his father claimed that he wanted to kill them. Oh, okay. So it's going to be the father who murdered. No, but it really wasn't. What? It really wasn't. What was it? So check this out. They found even crazier evidence too. What? What was it? Tell me, bro. Listen, listen. So the third theory. Yeah, yeah. The third theory, right? Was that

They were killed by a cult. Oh, in the... Oh, that makes sense. Listen, listen, listen. That makes sense. Why a cult, right? Why a cult? Damn. So, Sherilyn was reported to have a witchcraft book in her home. That's fucked. Right? Now, that was the first red flag. Second red flag was one they went missing. Mm-hmm.

cherylin's best friend received a call an anonymous call and it was from a lady and this lady told her hi i'm i'm part of this i'm part of this group apparently has to do with like the kkk too like a religious cult like that right hi i'm part of this group and i was googling the names i was googling the names of all of these people in this hit list this book that they have of hit

Hit list people that caused trouble for them, right? Yeah. And Sherilyn and Bobby were in that book. Oh, no. Yeah. So supposedly this cult was after them, right? That's fucked. Now, that's a third theory. The thing is, though, there's no solid evidence that there was a cult in that area. There's no solid proof about it. Okay, yeah. But there's a lot more evidence...

they were into some sketchy shit, bro. So listen, listen. So they have surveillance camera footage of them in the driveway packing their things into the truck, right? It almost seemed like they're ready to leave. To like go on vacation? No, because remember they're buying that plot of land with a cargo container, right? Bro, in the video, you can see them. People that watch it say, claim they were in a trance. Like they would walk up. Yeah.

put their stuff away, and just stand. Oh, no. It's almost like they were in a trance and brainwashed, bro. So you can imagine putting their stuff away, walking, and just standing looking at nothing for like five minutes. And then walking away, moving shit. They wouldn't even interact with each other. They were just moving like zombies. That's fucked. Now here comes the fourth theory. Okay, okay. So the fourth theory, right, is that they...

We're in a spiritual warfare against demons. What? Listen, listen, listen, listen. So, so...

The Jameson family claimed that their house was haunted by three ghosts. Okay. So he, Bob, Bob Jameson went to the priest and the priest told the police that Jameson was asking if there's special spiritual bullets that could kill ghosts. Okay. Like, are there, is there something I can do to defend against ghosts? Right. Why would you need fucking holy bullets to kill ghosts into some weird shit? Right now,

The priest also confessed that Bob told him he was reading that witchcraft book. And it turns out to be a satanic Bible. Oh, no. So it was a satanic Bible the whole time. Oh, so it wasn't like no spiritual evil eye type. Yeah, no, this is like some real demonic shit, right? Okay, yeah. Bro.

Now, you remember the cargo container, right? Yeah, what was in it? Damn. This is what's fucked. The ghosts were trapped in that cargo container? This is what's so fucked. Listen, listen. So on that cargo container, right? There was graffiti on the outside of the cargo container saying three cats to date.

Kill people in this area. Oh, sorry, sorry. Three cats killed to date by people in this area. Witches don't like their black cat killed. Okay. Read again. Listen. Three cats killed to date by people in this area. Witches don't like their black cats killed. Yeah.

So what does that mean bro? That means they were They were doing some witchcraft And they Themselves Yeah Are doing some demonic shit Oh

But they wanted to buy that land? No. Yeah, they wanted to buy that land. Why? They wanted to buy that land. I guess it is away from everything else so they can do their little rituals. Yeah. So a lot of... Some theories were, oh, they wanted to just escape reality. They just want to leave their old life, right? Exactly. Bro, $32,000. What do you think they're doing with $32,000? There's another theory. It's kind of lame, but like...

oh, they were probably gonna do a drug deal. But even if they were doing a drug deal, why would they bring their kid? - Yeah. - That's the common ones. Like, why would they bring their kid? It doesn't make sense. - $32,000. - What do you think happens to them? - $32,000. - Wait, so they died, right? They died. They found their skeletal remains, bro. - Okay.

Or there's another theory. They just fake their death. But more times, I don't think they fake their death. I don't think that happened. Because they found their skeletons. It has to be from an outer source. It couldn't be them. So what I'm thinking is they deadass did a ritual in that cargo container. And then... Yo, there's a theory too that it might have been a suicide.

Like all three of them. Yeah, like a suicidal ritual with a ghost. Exactly. Okay, yeah. Like all of them together. That's why when they're packing up their things and leaving their life. Yeah. And that's why they left their dog. Yeah. So wait, so the dog's like still living? Yeah, the dog was just in their car, bro. Oh, fuck that. Yo, the dog's still running around? Fuck that.

that shit. I go, I killed that dog too. Don't call pet on me, but that dog is definitely, that dog is definitely living for them right now. See, the problem with this, this whole murder, it's like, we want to, we want to put a very simple explanation to what happened, but you can't just because there's so much like random details that tie to weird ass fucking dog

genres of murder. You have a spiritual murder, you have a cult, you have drugs. What is it? No, because I believed in the cult murder because if you have your shit on a hit list, you would want to move out to where no one is around. Exactly. But then you mentioned the satanic Bible, then it...

changes the plot. Yeah, because now, what if they're into it, right? Someone should make a movie about it. Yo, to this day, they still don't know exactly what happened to them. It's still a mystery, unsolved. Yeah, exactly. And how do unsolved mysteries usually end? It's with a human killer

Unsolved mysteries never end from an outer source, like a spiritual source. So I, right now I'm, I'm leaning toward the spiritual shit, to be honest. Who knows? To be honest. And I don't know. Cause the problem is there's literally no, Oh, the autopsy said there's no evidence of like, uh,

blunt force trauma or any foul play on their bodies. - You wouldn't, you wouldn't have that. - Yeah, just because it was skeletons. So it's also like, it's a lack of information too, but there's nothing they can prove like, oh, this happened, this happened. There's nothing. - There's something like that in Canada too. I think in Nunavut, have you heard of the Headless Valley?

So there's a valley where it's like a tunnel, like a big mountain and there's like a little tunnel. And in that tunnel, there's a lot of gold. Like if you want to get rich quick, you go to Nunavut and you go to that tunnel, right? So I think two people went in and as soon as they started crossing that river, they told people that they heard that

People were watching them. What do you mean? They felt people watching them. On some like the hills have eyes. Yeah, exactly. And I don't know why, but everyone who's gone there trying to get rich quick has died. And the crazy thing is they've always been headless. So like whenever the police has found their body, it's always no head. Decapitated head. Decapitated head. And there's some theories saying that people, if you go there, you'll see people walking around with no head trying to kill you. What the fuck?

none of it fam in headless valley so it's like snowy there too bro i wouldn't say that in the pictures it kind of looked green oh so it's like what me no it gets snowy and none of it no snowy none of it i don't know in the pictures i was looking at it was a fucking like it was like um you know how the center of earth looks like yeah yeah yeah like that it looks like that yeah yeah right none of it's green like that no and yo i gotta show you something crazy too yeah yeah because there was uh

You know the Google cars? How they go around? So this was also in Canada. I think around some mountain-y area. But they saw a creature running after it. Like a crazy looking creature. Running behind the Google car. So I'm going to show you a picture. This is what it looks like. What the fuck? Yeah. And like there's actually pictures. This shit looks like a Pokemon, bro. Yeah, baby.

Deadass. But it says like, look, the mountain, they're calling it the mountain creature and it has, its legs are thick and it has short like T-Rex fingers. What the fuck? Yeah.

But imagine being in the Google car and you look behind, you look in the mirror and see like a little Pokemon. So a Google car person like claim this shit is real. There's pictures of it. There's pictures of it. Yes. But that's the artist's sketch. Yeah. Is there actual like Google? I mean, I can look at it. You can look at it. So look at the. What's this shit called? It's called search up the mountain creature. Yeah. Caught running behind Google car. Google.

Google car. Oh, yo, there is pictures of it. What the fuck? So it was in British Columbia, Canada. This shit looks like a salamander. This shit looks like Charmander, bro. Yo, it's dead as a Charmander without the fire. Yo, what if this is just like a dinosaur? Oh, that's what I'm saying. What if this is just a dinosaur, bro? No, but it's fucked. That's fucked. Like, imagine seeing that. What the fuck?

Yeah. It has no arms. It's like... No, it's a T-Rex arm. It's a dinosaur. It's a dinosaur. It has to be a dinosaur. It looks like... Wasn't Charmander a dinosaur? Charmander's like a salamander. Charmander's a Pokemon. It's a Pokemon, yeah. But yeah. But I think one person posted it on Reddit and that's when the news spread. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think...

dinosaurs might still be alive, fam. Because, look, look, look. Because you know how the Loch Ness Monster and all of these claims of like huge sea creatures in the water, the Kraken, whatever, right? It's not too hard to believe that in the depths of the ocean, there could be

These dinosaurs that survive long enough, but don't even live close to the surface. They just live in the deepest depths of the ocean. Yeah. I also had a theory. I had a drug theory with my friend. Yeah. Because you know how wormholes, how you can travel through wormholes? What if dinosaurs, there's like certain wormholes in the earth? In the water. Or no, in the air.

No, literally. Just in the earth, in the water, whatever. In the forest. Where old reptiles that we think are extinct come out. And that's why we find them. Like, maybe that guy running behind the Google car came out of a wormhole by mistake. You feel me? Well, you know Godzilla, right? Yeah, yeah. Godzilla. Godzilla was like that shit. It was like from the center of the earth. Oh, even King Kong. Yeah. Why is it always...

coming from like the earth. From the bottom, from the inner earth. And so have you ever heard of the bat squash?

Bat-squatch? Like, what? What is this? So there was, um, I forget the whole story, but the main story goes is there was a volcano somewhere and it erupted, right? Yeah, yeah. And out of that volcano eruption, somebody saw a bat, like, so it would be like a Sasquatch guy, right? Yeah. And on its arms would be like wings of a bat. Oh, shit. It would look like a big Sasquatch with wings. What the fuck? It could fly? That's what they're saying is the bat-squatch. What the fuck?

So it's like a fucking... Yeah, like a... So imagine fucking a big-ass ape that can fly. What the fuck? Yo, yo. Do you think there's mammals that... Is there mammals that can fly like that? Uh...

Oh bats bats for sure. Yeah, but bats but this one is like the enlarged version. Mmm And yeah salamanders can do that too. I'm just gonna fly salamanders, right? We can reptiles fly No way I think that's all dinosaurs to be honest chickens can fly penguins can't fly So that shit kind of look like a penguin fam. What if what if?

Fucking it's a big ass penguin Now what if Cause listen Listen Listen Right Penguins in Antarctica They have what What Feathers Right Now if they were in hotter climates What Would they have feathers still No And what Does a penguin Without feathers look like

Look, he looks like that shit, bro. Look, he looks like that shit, fam. That shit's a penguin that migrated to Canada or originated there and it's a whole different species without fucking feathers, fam. And it's trying to run back to its home. Yeah.

Probably. Don't kill me. Probably. Nah, that's funny. That's funny. Because if you take... That's why you're not supposed to take certain plants into certain other areas of the world. Yeah, yeah. Like, if you go to the airport and you tell them you have an orange with you, they'll fucking... They'll kick you off the plane like it's a bomb, bro. Yeah. Literally because if you take that orange and it has some, like...

let's say plant disease and you bring it over to a next country, it could fuck up the whole environment of that area. True. That is true. Did you see, I love watching the border patrol guys and there's this, there's this Indian guy who only like, he came with three suitcases, right? Yeah. And he's like, do you have any food on you? The guy was like, do you have any food? And the guy's like, no, no, I don't have any food. So they, they went to the scanners and he's like, yo, come here fam. Yeah. You have three full packages of food.

Like straight food, like vegetables and shit. Like you can buy that shit in Canada. You don't have to cross the border with all this food. What if he's smuggling? What if he's smuggling drugs though? In food? Yeah, bro. Did you see that thing of the potatoes? When they cut the potatoes, it was all cocaine. No, I haven't. They were trying to bring bags and bags of potatoes, fam. And when they cut it open, it was just cocaine inside. You have to tell your story about the thrift store. What thrift store? The one where you open the book.

Oh! And he's, not because thrift stores? I'm going to tell a story. I'm going to tell a story. So I go to the thrift store. This is one of the Salvation Army thrift stores. So it's one of those like, they don't really clean or look at the products that much. It's literally, they donate it, put that shit on the shelf. Exactly. The most shit version of a thrift store. Yeah. So I walk in.

And I find this book there. Yeah. Right? It's a Winnie the Pooh book. So it's a kid's book. It's a kid's book. Right? I don't know what in my head made me want to open it, but I opened it. Yeah. And what I found was this big...

plastic bag, ziplock fam, of white powder. Big white plastic bag of white powder in this book. In this book, bro. Why would there be white powder in a book? Feel me? Obviously, I had my speculation. I'm like, this shit gotta be cocaine. This shit gotta be cocaine. He's like, yup.

Yep. Let's go. Nah, nah, nah. But I had my speculation, right? I didn't even want to sniff it. I didn't want to open it. I don't want to touch it. Don't touch that. Because what if I took that bag or what if I messed with it and somebody that was going to pick it up saw me? Oh,

Oh, that's tough. Then I'd be targeted, right? Yeah, that's tough. Yeah, because I posted my story. Everyone in my DMs was like, yo, don't touch it. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. You're putting your fingerprints on it, blah, blah. Yeah, I was kind of like touching it. Yeah, you were kind of touching it. I don't know why. So turns out we figured out what it was, bro. What was it? Sugar? What it actually was, it wasn't sugar. Okay. When I say it was a powder fam, this shit was actually like, it's like cocaine powder, like dead ass. So what it turns out it was, was actually...

Clay powder. Clay powder. It was actually clay powder. And the Winnie the Pooh book was actually one of those books where you can like put a hand imprint. Oh, you can feel it. No, you put like a hand imprint with clay. Oh. And then it's like a, it's like a clay imprint of a hand. Oh,

Okay. That's what it was. That's what it was. I thought that shit was cocaine. No, but you know what would be the craziest thing? If you posted that and then there's like, there's like news about like a serial killer going around and he sold drugs and he's putting it in different kids books. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, oh, they have, if you find it, don't touch it because he'll, he'll knock on your door the next day.

You know what I mean? That would be crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, but I'm not trying to mess with that, bro. The moment you get involved, that's like if you find money, if you find a big bag of money, do you touch it? More times? More times? If you touch it, you're gonna be in a life of like fucking being hunted. Low key.

Low key. More times, I'm touching it. You know the movie Old Country? I mean, sorry. Yeah. Old Country for Old Men? Something like that. Old Country for Old Men? No. Oh, No Country for Old Men. That's what it's called. No Country for Old Men. So pretty much this movie is very similar to what I was talking about where this guy, he comes across all of these cars, right? All of these cars in the middle of a desert. Mm-hmm.

Literally like nobody's around. Okay. And he walks up to, he's like, what's going on? Yeah. Walks up to it. What does he see?

a shootout gone wrong so he sees bodies people bleeding out there's this one guy still almost alive right and he sees a big suitcase of money yeah like almost like two million dollars in a suitcase okay you don't touch that you don't touch that you don't touch it but because the shootout yeah literally there's bodies around it weapons guns everything fam and he decides to take it oh no the fuck you're fucked yeah yeah and he decides to finish off that guy bro really yeah and

And the rest of the movie was him running away from the people that actually the money belongs to. Because $2 million, that's no joke. Holy shit. $2 million, people are going to look for you. Yeah, for sure. Nah. You know who they should make a movie about? Who? I don't know if you heard about Johnny Kim. Oh, I think I heard about this. Okay, yo. This guy has probably the craziest resume in the history of man. So he's like, what? He has a PhD. Yeah. He's a...

astronaut and he's part of the navy seal yeah yeah yeah yeah so and and they were i think he was on joe rogan or they were talking about it on joe rogan and i heard the story about what happened he said he said he switched careers so many times because he was just so fucked up that he needed to distract himself from something you know why yeah fucking the asian overachiever bro that's why yeah no but no but it went deeper yeah do you know his past story what was it so

I think the last time he saw his dad was when he committed suicide. Oh, when his dad committed suicide. So he was in the living room and his dad literally goes up to him and he says, son, I'm sorry. That was his last words. And he pepper sprayed him.

So he couldn't see anything, right? Oh, what the fuck? He goes into the kitchen. Yeah. And his mom's in the kitchen too. And Johnny, the kid, the mom's screaming, he has a gun, right? What the fuck? So Johnny is trying his best, even though he can't see, to fight him off. And he's telling him like, dad, I love you. Don't do this. Don't do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His dad, all you hear, he shoots it up in the air. The next thing you know, the cops, the cops come and everything happens. He tells Johnny, the cops tell Johnny, your dad's dead. Damn.

And he thought being a part of the Navy SEALs would get his mind off. Because he's so traumatized? Exactly. But it didn't. Because he lost so many friends during the war too that he became so fucked up. And that's what he says his biggest mistake was. Joining the Navy SEALs. To see more death. Damn.

Yo, because if you think about it, this guy, he's skilled in so many... He started as a doctor, you said? Yeah, like he has a PhD. And he went to Navy. Yo, I don't know if you know, to join the Navy SEALs... You have to be crazy at everything. Yo, you have to be literally the top elite of the world, fam. Like a complete insane human...

and mentally. Because he wasn't just, like, he had different roles. He was a parachutist. He was a lieutenant sniper. Like, he had many different roles. That shit's hard to do, bro. Not many people can do that. Yeah. Not many people. And the fact that he was a Navy SEAL and then an astronaut. And then an astronaut. And you have a PhD. Yo,

There's literally no excuses for it. After I heard that story, there's no excuses. Seriously, the problem with that, fam, is like every other Asian mom is going to hear that in the hairdresser. And she's going to be like,

Look at her son. Yeah. I heard there was one quote that I heard that comparison, it takes away joy in life. Comparison? Yeah, comparison in general is the biggest take. Like, it'll take away joy in a person's life right away. That's the biggest one. Like, you should never compare. Yeah, because literally if you compare something, you're not looking at what you're grateful for already. Yeah, for sure. But...

I'm going to play devil's advocate. Okay. Because I think comparison is good. I can say that too, but like... I think comparison is good as long as like you know yourself. Yeah. Because you can't compare something if you don't even know the thing you have. Yeah. Feel me? Because listen, if you're like...

because I had this too. I was in grade eight. I mean, I was in like, I think grade six, grade seven. And I was always being compared to the top person in class. Why? Right? I don't know why. Because it's like, you got to shy for straight A's. That's the Asian in us, right? But it made me feel dumb even though I knew I was smart. But that made me do worse because I would always look at the top

And I was like, fuck, I'm not there. I think I'm dumb. Really? Yeah, exactly. But as soon as that shit stopped, I'm like, boom, nah, straight A's, boom. Boom, boom, boom. Like, there's no... I'm only competing with myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, because look, if you always compare yourself and you don't even know, like, what you're capable of already, what's the point? What's the point? In living life. Like I'm saying, like, if...

If you want to compare an apple and orange, right? Yeah. Like at least you know what an apple is and you know what an orange is. And they're both very good on their own. But the moment you like close your eyes and then you try to compare something to something really good you see right here. So I close one eye. I don't even see the product in my left hand or I'm looking at the other one. Damn, why are you comparing to something when you don't even look at what's here? Badass, badass.

In this life, you're only competing with yourself. I had a... Some guy was trying to pick my brain on how I did the brand stuff. Yeah. And he's like, yo, who did you compare yourself to or who did you compete with to get yourself motivation? I was like, nah, my motivation was myself. You look in the mirror and every day you're like, nah, I'm trying to be better than that guy today. You feel me? That's mostly it. Yeah, facts, facts, facts. You always... Look, look, look. If you don't compete with yourself, man, at least compete with...

Look, okay, I'm playing devil's advocate again. Yeah, yeah, I get it though. But look, look, look. Like, I'm a big thing on fucking competition. Like, if there's no competition, feel me, you're not going to be the GOAT. Okay. Don't say GOAT anymore. After the demon story. I don't want to be a GOAT no more. No, but like, you can't be the greatest in something if there's nothing to be great for. Great for? So there has to be other people. There has to be competition for you to be a great in something.

You can't be number one if there's no number two and number three. You have me? But you have to be okay with being number two and number three. If that's your role in life. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. Yeah. It is. It really depends on if you can handle it. Yeah. You have to be okay. You have to be okay with being, taking on that number two role. No, I mean like you have to be okay, but you still have to like, when you say okay, when you say okay, does that mean like to stop striving? I wouldn't say stop striving, but be the best at what you do. That's what I'm saying.

That's kind of what I am. I disagree. Yeah, I really disagree. No, I feel that that's where you get it wrong. Because a well-oiled machine isn't going to work if all the parts in it are trying to be like the engine. Nah, I disagree. I disagree. You know why? Why? Because the human mind is very versatile.

and it can always learn okay and you can try everything in the world you can literally try anything you want and you can be great in anything you want but yeah some people can do it easier than others and that's why they're great for that thing but the fact of

If you have in your mind, like, I can do something amazingly crazy. Like, you wouldn't even, let's say I'm a master juggler, fam. Okay, yeah. You didn't even see me juggle before. If I actually train and train and train and became a juggler and I surprise you, you'd be like, I would have never thought that, but it became, right? Yeah, but. Okay, go ahead. So it's literally the fact of if you can believe it can happen, it can happen on circumstances that you're actually doing the work into it to become it. Mm-hmm.

And sometimes it doesn't happen. Yeah. But sometimes that doesn't happen. But the journey and the strive for it is real. Yeah. And would you say the strive will get you closer than you ever were? Yes. The strive will get you closer to your role, that perfecting your role. Because like, okay, listen, it's very situational too. But what if everyone on the Lakers tried to be like LeBron?

That role doesn't get filled. They're no more working as a team. That's why you have the role players, the brawn, the star, the captain, and then you have the bench players. Why does it work? Why do they win the championship? Because everyone played their part. See, I'm not...

I don't think like that still. No. I really don't think like that. Because like, what if, what if there was two, there was, like I keep saying, what if there was two Carloses? It wouldn't work because that shit would be boring. Like, you have to have a person to counteract from what happens. You feel me? No, but then I, then I play, then I would get again and be like, like,

there's other things you can do. Yeah, no. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, I get it. But that's why I'm gonna play my role and you gonna play your role and that's how it's been working so far, right? I disagree, fam. Damn. I disagree. No, like, it's not even just to, like, go against you. Like, I actually don't see it like that. Really? Like...

I can see I can fucking play every single piece in the puzzle if I really wanted to, if I actually tried to do it. But my heart tells me what I want to do. Exactly. No, but that's not you, though. And it wouldn't work. You know why? Because you're not playing your role. That's not you. You're trying to pretend like you're someone else. You just said...

I could play every single role. No. If you tried to play my role, it wouldn't work. Now listen, listen though, listen. Okay. Cause your heart changes, no? Do your interests change? Yeah. Look, fucking, uh, who was in the NFL and then switched to the NBA? Who was it? Uh,

No, it was a fucking... Michael Jordan played baseball and then he went into the NBA? Is that what you're talking about? Oh, Michael Jordan too. No, there's an NFL player that moved from the NFL to NBA. And he played in MLB too. Like somebody did like three different major league sports. Oh, shit. And excelled in it, fam. Yeah. Excelled in it. I'm pretty sure they won a championship too. And one of them and the other. It's crazy. Okay, yeah. And one of them or the other. So if you're saying your role is a fucking basketball player, doesn't mean you can't be a football player tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm...

If you switch... Because look, if your heart's saying, I want to be a football player, and you actually go and do the steps necessary to try and be a football player, and you really want to be, you will be. Yeah, I know. Okay, so that's it right there. I'm saying like, if you try to pretend to play another role, then it won't work out. That's what I'm saying. We can dead the convo right there. But you never pretend. I know, I know. Who the fuck would pretend? I know, that's why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah.

I want to switch it up real quick. Why? Because I want to show you... Because I feel like this would blow your mind. Whoa, what is it? So have you seen a real portal caught on camera? Wait, I think... Wait, wait, wait. Is this the one with the Olympics? No, it's not the Olympic one. Oh, shit. Okay, and I'm going to show you a video after. Okay. So there was...

construction workers working underground and they were working on a building and so inside the tunnel yeah everything would be normal but i'm gonna show you a video yeah where it literally gets caught on camera like what is it is it like black is it like what color it's literally a normal tunnel okay you see the tunnel you see that it's a normal looking tunnel boom boom boom what the you see that boom boom boom

What the fuck? You see the air going up and down? Wait, is the tunnel like in the bottom? Yeah, it's in the bottom and it's shit coming up. So they interviewed a bunch of people. And they're like, oh, it's like clouds coming up and down. And they were interviewing workers too. And they were like, yo, it sounded like a lion. Like whenever those clouds shot up, it sounded like a lion trying to come out of somewhere.

And what do you call this? And they're saying that, oh, scientists could never figure it out. Like they could, they didn't know what was going on. So everyone in the comments who think you have a solution, you don't because scientists couldn't even figure it out. But there was one theory that that could actually be a wormhole into another intergalactic galaxy. Like a wormhole to dimensions and shit. Exactly. Because that's what it would look like. That's what a scientist said. So what is a wormhole actually? A wormhole is like...

I don't know, it's like an opening in the earth that you can travel to, I guess. - So it's literally like a passageway? - It's like time travel. - Word. - Yeah, it's like time travel. - Damn. - Yeah. - 'Cause look, look, look. Do you think our souls go into like a portal and we die, fam? Like how do, what happens to our souls? Listen, listen though, listen. - Yeah. - 'Cause if you really take it in, 'cause our souls have to go somewhere, feel me? - Yeah. - Like does it dissipate? - Dissipate, I think. - You know what I mean?

fuck that's really hard to say because that's that that's what you believe in because the different religions yeah it literally depends on what you believe in yeah so what i think is just like the energy like you when you look at me do you not feel an energy here right yeah and when you look at dead body if you've been to a funeral whatever like it feels like nobody's there yeah for sure so i feel like it definitely does stay but i guess you can either roam around or like oh you can go up to earth if you want i mean go up go up to heaven if you want

But it's really all up to you. Maybe, maybe, maybe it's on your belief set and maybe your own manifestation of what happens to it.

Yeah. Because I really believe that. Fam, because I heard stories, right, of people on their deathbed and people that actually died for like a couple minutes. Oh, yeah. And brought back to life with the, what do you call that? What? Oh, the. Is it resuscitation? Yeah, resuscitation. Yeah, with the resuscitation machine. With the defibrillator or something? Yeah, defibrillator. That's the one. Yeah. Yo, people died and they said they've seen things, fam.

they've seen like what heaven is. They've seen what the afterlife is. And a lot of people say it's like this white place where they can see dead family members, whatever, right? Yeah. But it's crazy to understand like,

How does that... How does your body know, like, when you die right away? Exactly. It shows you this. It's scary to think about still. Right? Yeah. There's been... You know how... What's that word? Reincarnated? There's been stories. There was a little girl who was born and...

I think this was in Lebanon. Yeah, yeah. And her mother was asking her questions and she says her name is something different. She was like, no, my name is blank. Because she lived a past life. Exactly. And they were trying to find out and the mother was like, oh, I actually know that person's name. And so she took them to the house where they used to live and the little girl was like, oh yeah, I remember someone sitting on the...

sitting at that table right there. Yeah, yeah. And who used to sit at that table over there? The grandma that lived there. So it's like, it's her. So it's, no, it's like she's literally seen that scene before. Oh, wait, did this girl die? Like the other girl died? So, so like the other girl died. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this was a new girl, like a three-year-old girl who's like, no, my name is not what you're, what you're telling me it is. My name is this. Oh,

And she's saying like, oh yeah, I know her aunt. I know the name of her aunt. And right there in that corner, that's where the grandma used to always sit. And the mom was like, yo, this is not my kid. This is someone reincarnated in my kid. So wait, wait, did she not have her own life? And then one day she just woke up and then...

was like, I'm this person? No, she's always had that in her. She just needed to... Because obviously when you're a kid, you don't know that yet. Oh, she never explained it. Exactly. So as soon as you start getting your memory, you're like, ah, this is not my name. Yo, okay. I have a deep question for you, right? And this deep question, it will determine something. You ready? Okay, let me hear it. All right. So let's say you find yourself in a complete white space

atmosphere there's nothing just complete whiteness and you're walking around who is the first person you want to see oh that's you head ass i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding who would you want to see probably it's got to be either i have to pick only one yeah only one just one my grandma probably it was either it was either anyone in my family i don't care who it was but since my my grandma's uh passed away yeah i want to see her first and i would be like

Thank you. I would be like, thank you for guiding me. And now I'm finally here with you. Now, you know what this question means? What? It means the person you love the most at this very moment is that person. Really? Yeah. Really? At this very moment, the person that you love the very most is that person you want to see in that white abyss. Oh, true. That's crazy. No, that's facts though. That's a perfect answer. Yeah, yeah. I actually said you. I love the most. What the heck?

- Okay, who, oh, I can't say it to you 'cause you know the joke. - No, like the, no, 'cause my mom, my mom asked me it. - Oh yeah? What'd you say? - I, like, I didn't say, I didn't know fam, I didn't say a person. I didn't say a person. - Oh, what'd you say? God? - Yeah, I said God. - Oh, that's a good answer too. - Like I said, I said, I just want to see like a creator. - Yeah, a creator? - Yeah. - Fuck, that is the, that is the, oh yo, I'ma go around that. - And isn't that weird? Isn't that weird? Like, 'cause she said the person you love the most. - Yeah.

for sure i could have said anyone bro you could have said anybody yeah damn and you know what's crazy too because i saw this tiktok uh-huh damn i saw this tiktok bro and it's like it's like um you know that person that left your life and you wish they were back into your life you know who that person is who is the person you were thinking about when i was talking no way

So whoever you're talking, whoever you were thinking about when this TikTok was rolling or when I was talking it, that's who you miss fam. So whether it be like a crush, whether it be a person like, you know, personally,

It's that person. That's crazy. No, because that was legit the only one that came to my head. It was either my family. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's fucked. Yeah. And it's so dope how you can accidentally find things out about somebody. I did the talk. Yo, I did it in front of everyone. So I was like, no one knew where they wanted to eat. And I was like, yo, guys...

Oh, so you pulled my life hack? This was for, I think, like 10 people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, yo, guys, if you were to travel right now, where would you want to go? Everyone's like, yo, I'm trying to take a trip to Mexico. Everyone's like, hell yeah, let's go to Mexico. Yo, let's go.

And then I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, all right, let's get tacos then. And I was like, yeah, see, I'm a genius. Yo, that's the greatest life hack I ever came up with. If you guys are struggling on where you guys want to eat, literally just ask people, yo, where are you trying to travel? Where are you trying to travel? And don't make it obvious that you're trying to pick a food spot. No, but I did it. This is where it gets weird. I did it to one person too. And they said, they said Bali. And I was like, Oh, what do you eat in Bali? You got to Google that shit, man.

You gotta google that shit. I was like, let's go eat Balanesian food or something. Yeah, that's the problem. If you have no idea what type of cuisine they have, fam, you're in a bit of trouble still. Or if someone is like Cuba. Yeah, Cuba. Cuba's food is shit. Yo. What are you supposed to eat, bro? Yo, bro, I remember I was sick in Cuba. Yeah. I was sick in Cuba. From food? No, no. Like sick, just on like sickness. Oh, that's sick. Yeah.

No, but then... When you're sick, you want food in you, right? You want good food. And I went into buffet. Man, the food is so shit there. Yeah, yeah. It didn't help my case. I literally ate my weight in bread. You know why it's like that? Why? It's because they can't get a bunch of imports. Oh, yeah. That's true, yeah. That's why. Because it's a communist country. That's true, yeah. But I remember... I think it was Juan. Because he's Mexican, right? Yeah, we're Juanse. So he's...

Like a... What do you call this? He's talking up their language. And the guy comes out with a whole like five-star meal for one. Word. And I'm like, fam, they're only giving me hot dogs. And

And you're over there getting a steak. You're getting ribeye. Like, what the fuck is going on? That's sick. That's a real G move. Real sick. No, because if you're in the Philippines and you speak Filipino, you get shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like language. That's similar to my uncle. Because when my uncle went, I think he went to the Bahamas or Mexico or something. But anyways, he was talking to the waiter. The waiter is black, right? But my uncle is Filipino. But he ended up making friends with the waiter.

And pretty much the waiter told the kitchen, oh, this is my family. And they took care of them. They took care of them, bro. Like meals, everything. Like the blessed food, the best food you can get in the spot, super discounted prices. Holy smokes. They took care of him. And the guys like, so the, what do you call it? The supervisor came like, family. The waiter's black and he's Filipino, bro.

Nah, the connections is crazy. Okay, I'm gonna give you a deep question too. Would you rather speak all the languages in the world or get to speak to animals? I said this on CTL before actually. Oh, you did? Yeah, I said this on CTL. I felt like that was one. You know what I said? What? Animals. Easily. Nah, I would speak every language because you would be rich. You'd be rich.

Imagine how much how much people how much people connections you can make in the world You know what I could do if I could speak every language I could do the podcast and they just record the next one in a different language and the next one in a different Like you can literally go viral any in Mexico. Yeah, that's true. Mr Beast, but instead of like the subtitles and the and the dubs mr Beast has dubs for all of these different channels. I seen it and he's so crazy. Yeah, but imagine you don't even have to dub it You literally are the dub

animals bro I'd rather be fucking like Aquaman and you know so you can I know you want to like I want some powers bro I want some super powers I know you want a cult of animals and like whenever you have something a problem you would just like tell the birds like the birds bro if I can have

have birds that like spy on shit or like get information for me damn do my laundry and then you just see like an eagle like flapping with my with my shirts and shit you know that would be fire too that'd be crazy or it's like no i would be on a troll wave and just be like yo if i hate that person every day for the rest of their life i get a bird to shit on that's crazy yes this guy fucking sadistic bro

Unless you have a poop kink a bird kink. You're not gonna like it covered in white bro Exactly, you would have to walk around even sunny days umbrella fam. Okay, what animal do you want to work for you right away? Oh, it's a bird Loki I think the coolest animal that you can have why listen, I think it is a bird. No, listen, okay What it's a rat you you keep saying that that's all right. It's a rat boss. Oh

A rat dies of a mousetrap. You would really want that on your team. Bro, listen, listen, fam. If a rat is smart enough, like a super small one, bro, that shit can move and you wouldn't even see it. Nah, bro, but... You wouldn't even see it, bro. Remember Kim Possible? Yeah. Okay, we're not talking about Kim Possible because... Fam. Okay, what? Rufus and Kim Possible. Yeah, but he can't go a lot. Like, okay, so when he wants to go distance to distance, he's going to have to scurry. Like...

you're gonna see that rat that's soft bro that's soft fam no fam if you saw a rat you'd be scared of it yes or no oh yeah and is the rat is a rat the most portable animal you can have low-key is the most portable animal yeah so would you say i have the most dangerous thing to you very portable yes i

I'm a dangerous ass animal. Portable, fam. That shit can fit in my fucking cargo pocket. I would definitely say a bird, fam. Because a bird, like, you don't have to see the bird. Like, it'll be above you. Okay, okay. If we're talking birds, hummingbird. Hummingbird? That shit can, like, hover. You know what I mean? I don't know if you've seen hummingbirds before. That shit hovers, bro. But what could that do for you? Dog, it's the exact same thing as a bird, but, like, it's quiet and it's fucking, it just moves cool. It's like on a gyroscope, bro.

You know the dolly cameras? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a gyroscope shit? That's literally what it is. No, that's fucked. Like the head just moves like... Uh-huh. Like it's a breakdancer. Yeah. Yeah, fam. Or a... Oh, no. I was gonna say a bat, but that shit... Bat is shit. Yeah. A bat is gonna smell, fam. Bat is shit. You're gonna have some next... You're gonna start some next pandemic, fam. Stop. Okay. We can end it here. I will end it here. Thank you, everyone, for watching this episode of the Jumper Zone podcast. Yes, sir. Oh,

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