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From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. This is The Daily Show with your host, Jon Stewart. Hey, everyone. Hey, welcome to The Daily Show. My name is Jon Stewart. We got us a show for you tonight. The great comedian Rami Youssef will be joining me a little bit later. And then afterwards, we will head to space on Blue Origin.

where I will sing something delightful from the Katy Perry oeuvre. But first, quick update. As you know, we've been following the case of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, undocumented migrant from El Salvador, married an American woman, has a kid, living the American dream.

Until the Trump administration sent him to an El Salvadorian mega prison by, and I'm quoting the Justice Department here, if I may, is an administrative error. If only there was a convenient and timely way that the prisoner could be brought back to the United States, that wouldn't really inconvenience either nation. President Bukele at the moment flying from El Salvador to Washington, D.C.

Saints be praised! Bukele can just give Garcia a ride. You don't even have to give Garcia the middle seat. I'm sure Garcia would just grab the wing and Tom Cruise it over here if he had to. But sadly, Bukele arrived at the White House with just the Miami club promoter clothes on his back and a pocket full of excuses. Can President Bukele weigh in on this? Do you plan to return him? How can I smuggle a terrorist into the United States? I don't have the power to return him to the United States.

You know, can I honestly tell you, like, this isn't even, the thing that's, like, they're f***ing enjoying this. Like, the two of them. Our president, their president. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in a f***ing prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there. I don't, you guys don't care about this guy. I'm talking about these two. But somebody else cares about this person. And you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, called him a terrorist.

And one of the weirder parts about this is the thing, the only thing that seems to upset Trump about the entire situation is having to answer a perfectly reasonable question from Caitlin Collins about it.

You said that if the Supreme Court said someone needed to be returned, that you would abide by that. You said that on Air Force One just a few days ago. And they said that it must be facilitated. Why don't you just say, isn't it wonderful that we're keeping criminals out of our country? Why can't you just say that? Why do you go over and over? And that's why nobody watches you anymore. Nag, nag, nag. You sound just like the Supreme Court. But fear not, America.

For every time a lamestream media journalist gets shunned, an ass-kissy one gets its wings. Do you have a question, please? Thank you so much. You scored another major investment win this morning. NVIDIA pledged to build its AI supercomputer for the first time ever right here in the United States. That's a question I like. It's true. Yeah, that's not a question. I guess it's your favorite kind of question. A compliment.

But rest easy, Americans, if there's one thing we all know. It's that first they come for the undocumented migrants. And as long as nobody speaks out, they stop. You mentioned that you're open to deporting individuals that aren't foreign aliens, brought criminals to El Salvador. Does that include potentially U.S. citizens fully naturalized in the region? If it's a homegrown criminal, I have no problem. I'm talking about really bad people, really bad people.

He's going to do that to U.S. citizens. I think the hosts of The View are about to get administratively errored. I got to tell you, I did not think he would get this authoritarian this fast. I really didn't. I'm sorry. Who could have known? Maybe if somebody out there had yelled at me on blue sky about this, I would have known. But no one did, except every day in all caps. So I guess the question is, how authoritarian is we? Now, I don't accept your pity applause.

Now, luckily for us, the world is full of authoritarian leaders that we can measure Trump against. Your Putins, your Xis, your Anuintors. So if Trump can put up a monster authoritarian score... You know what? Let's do this Dave Portnoy style. One clip. Everybody knows the rules. By the way, the greatest pizza reviews in the history of pizza. If you guys like pizza. For me, it's like watching porn. We already know...

Trump's done a lot of the standard fare. He's attacked the free press, pulled random people off the streets, made law firms and universities bend the knee, announced Department of Justice investigations into an individual whose sole crime was suggesting that the 2020 election had been safe and well-administered. You know, the bad, bad people. But authoritarianism isn't just policies. It's an aesthetic.

the opulence of medieval kings, the excesses of Middle Eastern autocrats. It's a Pinterest vibe that speaks to the power of one's position, the riches that are the privilege of the office. Does Trump measure up? Does he have the lack of available wall space? -You have the mantle, and you have the cherubs from -- Is that from Mar-a-Lago? -Yeah, that's actually -- They're gold, all gold. Look. And, you know, it's angels.

They're angels. They visited me in the night and asked me to change my ways. So I held them down and dipped them in gold. I drowned them in gold, liquid gold. Have you ever heard an angel scream? It is just, it is a rock. By the way, if any of you are wondering if the cherubs that are now in the Oval Office are real gold, and I know many of you are wondering that, it is real gold. And there's a very good reason for that.

Throughout the years, people have tried to come up with a gold paint that would look like gold, and they've never been able to do it. Can't do it. You've never been able to... Look at that look. You've never been able to match gold with gold paint. That's why it's gold. That dude is so blue-collar. Going down to the factory with the boys. Why can't they make a gold paint that looks like gold? It's not a leave. Mind them canceling pediatric cancer research, but I hope by the end of the term, we can come up with a good gold paint substitute, because...

But, you know, rooms filled with real gold cherubs are nothing if those rooms aren't also filled with the echoes of the most embarrassingly sycophantic hosannas.

One clip, everybody knows the rules. Thank you for your leadership and thank you for everything you're doing. I want to thank you for standing up to the Chinese Communist Party. I want to thank you as well for the shipbuilding. Your vision is a turning point and an inflection point in American history. Your leadership at the border, absolutely remarkable. What you're doing now, I think, is a great service to our country, but ultimately to the world. You are overwhelmingly elected by the biggest majority. You know what? I swear to God. Guys, what does she know? She's the attorney general. She doesn't have the...

When I watch those cabinet meetings, I actually think, are they making fun of him? It's so over the top. Mr. President, oh, thank you so much. Your dick is so, so, your dick is so big, we can barely lift it because it's, it's, it's, it's covered in real gold, not the paint. Real gold. But you know, any, wow,

Any run-of-the-mill authoritarian can get the praises from those that fear him, the OGs. The real autocrats extract something much, much weirder and humiliating, the forced, uncomfortable laughter. He had the same hat, but still. That's on the North Korean website, Funny or You Die.

And as America's dear leader, Donald Trump also has a tight five. We're pulling all that out and putting the money toward the infrastructure, not the social movement from the last administration. Good steel, right? As opposed to green paper mache. Thanks. Great job. That made no f***ing sense, right? Right, yeah.

Nothing, right? Did that make any sense to you? Did it make any sense to me? Hey, you better laugh! It's just so f***ing weird. But the key to the authoritarian regime is the suspension of the normal processes by which you understand the world. The manner by which data and your experiences paint a cohesive, grounded picture of reality. The calling card of an authoritarian regime is that you must suspend that reality, that rationality. And then you test people.

by pushing the limits of that absurdity. -The White House released the results of President Trump's physical exam. His doctors say President Trump exhibits excellent physical health. -The report says he's 6'3", 224 pounds. -No. I'm gonna -- I'm gonna say no to either of those numbers. I don't want to be that guy, but he has a front butt. I mean, we all get there.

It's fine. You can have it. But what's with, he is forged by Hephaestus. No. And by the way, that medical exam did not only confirm that Trump is physically perfect, his brain is also totally jacked. I took a cognitive test that I don't know when to tell you, other than I got every answer right. Can you tell us about the cognitive test? Is that bad? You mean person, camera, TV? It's a, I think it's a pretty well-known test.

Whatever it is, I got everyone. I got it all right. I think we all know what cognitive tests we're talking about. But I would like to know, do you know what cognitive tests are? It's just bullshitting. I took a cognitive test about my memory. What was it? It was a test. Trump is such a medical marvel. What's the secret to his good health and youthful appearance? Sense of humor decreases stress that he has. Everyone that knows the president knows how funny he is. That decreases stress. Does it? Sense of humor decreases stress.

Keeps you young looking. Is that what I hear you saying? If I may, just for schnicks, offer the counter-argument. Do I look less stressed? No, don't look. But you know what? He's got a good sense of humor and he's in pretty good shape. May work for your run-of-the-mill authoritarians, your Lukashenkos, your Maduros. Surely Trump is above that C-tier.

Donald Trump is a genius. Very different in the best possible way. The president has an athlete's mindset. Accessible, freewheeling, refreshing. It is like Christmas every day with President Trump. He's like that Marvel superhero. A mythic figure, almost like the various Scandinavian Beowulfs. I'm obviously not a scholar in Viking lore. I don't remember there being Beowulfs.

Wouldn't it also then be Beowulfs? But those are still just reaching for superlatives. Is there anyone else who wants to place him not on Mount Rushmore, but maybe Mount Sinai? Can Trump be the biblical Moses? No! I'm not the most observant Jew. I mean, this weekend I think I celebrated Purim. But isn't Moses the biblical Moses? And by the way...

If you were Moses, I do think there were some thou shalt nots that he might want to take a look at. By the way, Moses, 6'4", 218, 48-inch article. But you know what? Even a superhero or a Viking or a mythic figure or a biblical prophet pales in comparison to the genius that we are witnessing. Zelensky's playing checkers and Trump is playing chess. Trump's 3D chess move. He's actually playing 4D chess. President Trump's 5D chess move.

That's not a dimension. There's length, width, depth. Four is time. There's no f***ing five. There's no five. He is a god who has created a whole other dimension through which he plays board games. Let me even see. How do you play five-dimensional Trump chess? Let me see how we do this. So here's how he would probably do it. We lose them for DEI. Okay. Checkmate.

I guess that's it. I guess that is 5G. You know, for an authoritarian that awesome, I guess words are not enough. Tributes to a great leader must show, not tell. A new proposal by House Republicans to rename Washington Dulles International Airport after...

Donald Trump. Brendan Carr, the FCC chairman, was seen throwing a gold pin of Trump's face. A congresswoman introduced a bill to add President Trump to Mount Rushmore. That would make President Trump's birthday a national holiday. Put President Trump's likeness on the $100 bill. A brand new $250 bill featuring Donald Trump's face. All our f***ing mountains. So Trump's got it all.

Authoritarian-wise, the looks, the attitude, the relentless dissent-crushing, all the ingredients to be a top-tier authoritarian. All he needs now is to bring it home with his ruthless...

competence.

on his global trade war. The president made it clear yesterday this is not a negotiation. Donald Trump says it is a negotiation. The president exempted smartphones, computers, and other devices from his new reciprocal tariffs. The president later posting there was no tariff exception announced on Friday. So close. So frustrating to see someone just on the precipice of illiberal leadership, but he just can't put it all together.

Is Trump Putin or Xi? Not yet. But there's no question that he's a young upstart. There's a lot of potential. But if he can't bump his numbers in the getting shit done category, he's going to hit the ceiling pretty quick. You know what? Let me, let me, Donald, let me have a word. President Trump, Generalissimo. Oh, great Moses. I don't know what your advisors have told you about the authoritarian bargain, but

The basic deal is this. The American people look the other way while you disappear, undesirables, knuckle under the elites, ban all seven trans athletes from our nation's beloved NCAA fencing tournaments. You know, all the people that are holding us back. And then you, in turn, make shit. You want to ignore the Supreme Court and all the other courts and take away people's licenses to broadcast? Fine! But when the planes go off...

You don't even have to have them be on time. You can take over Greenland, demonize Canada, dominate the golfing pro circuit. But in return, our children should be somewhat safe from most Victorian era diseases. We love our children. We love them. We love our children, especially the Rizzler.

You want to destroy NPR and PBS, the Voice of America, sell the naming rights of the Washington Monument to hymns.com, use the R word, the P word, the C word, make up your own slurs, have the United States Naval Academy remove Maya Angelou from its bookshelves, but for some reason keep Mein Kampf, which is a real f***ing thing that they did, we'll be fine. We weren't that crazy about this system of government in the first place. But you keep f***ing this up.

And some of these lawyers in universities and corporate leaders are going to start to think about suggesting respectfully to each other in a very tightly controlled text chat that someone should reach out to someone who knows someone in your administration to express their satisfaction. Because injustice anywhere is not something we mostly think about. And remember, you don't have that much time to get it right.

Because it's not like your vice authoritarian butterfingers is inspiring any confidence. Look at the size of that trophy next to J.D. Vance. I know. Those are some big young gentlemen and a big trophy as well. Big dudes, yeah. Oh, and it looks like the trophy fell. That's unfortunate. Administrative error. When we come back, Rami Youssef will be joining us. Don't go away.

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The award-winning actor, comedian, co-created the new animated series, number one, Happy Family USA.

Yeah.

I use less toilet paper. I only use the Shatafa now. Your butt is clean, but your energy usage isn't. Look where you are on the cousin leaderboard. Your cousins are beating you in every category. Be more like Kareem. Please welcome Rami Youssef! Look at you!

What's happening? I'm so happy to be here with you. I'm so happy to have you here with me. Thanks for having me. I'm so happy. You know, the show, they send me the screeners. Yeah. I get them in advance. Yeah, of course. I'm very important. You've got that kind of connection, yeah. Oh, I get, I don't even have to log in. I just, I touch my computer. It comes right up. I didn't know what it, animated series. I'm watching it. I'm trying to think here. Wait, what's happening? And then all of a sudden, it's September 10th. Yeah. 2001. And I'm like, bitch.

And it did, and you made it hilarious. The show's hilarious. Thank you. No, I, you know, it was something that we felt was only possible to do in animation. It's actually, it's really wild, too, because we've been making the show for so many years.

And I don't think there's ever been a week in America's history where immigrants feel the need to say, hey, we are number one happy family USA. Right. And that is what this family feels compelled to do in 2001. And we kind of have this show coming out in this moment where it's all colliding in this wild way. Oh, is there something going on in the government?

Yeah, a little. How many years? You said you've been making this for many years. Before 9-11 were you making it? What did you know, Rami? We started making it during, we pitched it during Trump 1.

And then it's coming out now in the sequel. -Isn't it wild that we're in eras now, like Trump won. I remember Trump won. Yeah. It was so quaint and simple back then. You know, this is gonna sound crazy. -He seemed happier back then, yeah? -He did? -He did. He was, like, smiling more. Like, he seems really stressed now. Like, all the clips you were showing, I was like -- You know, you're like, "Oh, man, he looks kind of sad." Like, I don't think he likes what he's doing either. -That may be the most charitable thing I've ever heard.

I always try to see it from the other point of view, even if it's his. And I'm like, he looks stressed. Like, he doesn't look good. He's, like, lying about his weight, you know? He's got such a good sense of humor that it keeps him young. I wonder, I mean, do you think, when you're surrounded by that, like, imagine being in a room with all your cabinet secretaries, and they're kissing your ass so hard that it does seem sarcastic.

Like, do you think he goes back into, like, the bathroom afterwards and be like, do they really think I'm bringing a new era? I think he might. I mean, they're kissing his ass. And he obviously has, like, body image issues. He's lying about the weight and the height. And then, like... No. And then...

And then, like, you know, Jon Stewart's over here talking about a front butt and stuff. No! I mean, the guy is... I meant it respectfully. No, I don't think you did. And he's going through... I believe he's going through something physical, and he happens to be the president of the United States, and I think we got to just kind of look at it from... Chill it from that. Every angle. Can I ask you a question?

Do you think Instagram is f***ing with his self-image and that's why... Like, because he looks at all these Instagram shots of all these other leaders and he's like, they look ripped. Dude, I think, I mean, that Putin shot, it's got to hurt. I think there's a reason he got off X and created his own social media platform. Right. Where he could, you know, control how people are seeing him. Are you on Truth? Oh, yeah. I got at Rami from the beginning just to make sure that...

And you actually, any Arab name you can just get on Truth. It's really easy. Like, as of... Like, it's available. Like, you could... Cheap. They get them cheap. You could get at Muhammad right now. 100%. Every spelling is available on Truth. Yeah. It's pretty... I am really hoping... It's a very limited audience base that's on there. I am hoping that our audience at home right now

is rushing out to register those domain names. Do you do any of that? Do you use social media? Very sparingly, yeah. I mean, it's really hard. I mean, you know, like being creative, and we've talked about this with like stand-up and stuff. It's like I love being in rooms with people, and so being online can feel, yeah, really crazy. And so, no, I go on and look at like sports stuff, like LeBron stuff, but that's pretty much it, yeah. That's where I'm at. That's kind of where I'm at.

What was so interesting to me is, like, we've all had this experience at stand-ups. You'll, like, you'll do a room, and, like, there'll always be, like, a table or, like, a couple of tables who, like, aren't digging it. Yeah, for sure. And you're like, okay. And sometimes you'll register it, and, like, maybe it'll get on your nerves a little bit or whatever, but then you go home. Yeah. Social media is like those people that thought you sucked, you have to ride in the cab with them home. And, like, the whole time, they're just like, you suck, and you're a Jew.

You know what's crazy is that I get called a Jew. Do you really? Yeah. Like, I had this, like, New York Times thing, and, like, it was, like, the thing, and there's stuff where people are like, oh, why do you have a... And then someone just writes, another Jew. And I was like, whoa. That's how much Jews control show business. We even have the hours. Yeah, he's, like, an undercut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now I'm here with you. But if that isn't a sign that I'm a CIA agent...

It is so wild, though. You know, there's all these things, and Islamophobia and anti-Semitism are such brethren in, like, different moments, you know? Yeah, but we got, like, a really bad end with our, like, Islamophobia is so weak. Like, it just sounds like... Well, yeah, because it's like arachnophobia or whatever. It just sounds like, oh, yeah, you had a weird Islamic experience as a kid, huh? LAUGHTER

You got a little Islamophobia. You don't like flying or Muslims? No, no, but you can get over it. Just try some halal meat and you'll get over it. Islamophobia, it's like a shellfish allergy. He's like, oh, yeah, I don't know. No, he doesn't want any. He has Islamophobia. It sounds so benign. Anti-Semitism is like, whoa, dude, what do you want about? So I think even from just on a real word language level, we're at an incredible disadvantage.

I never thought of it that way. Yeah. And that's because you're Islamophobic. And that's like wild. That's wild because it's just wild because we know each other. I know. We're both from Jersey. I'm going to have to go through our text chains and find out.

How subtle my Islamophobia has been here. It's there. Yeah. But they'll hit me. I generally get no matter what I'll put on the web and I try not to do it much. Third comment is always you changed your name, Jew. And you're always like, really? I'm fooling people. Is that look at this face like you see this maybe on a Yentl poster. Who am I kidding for all these things? Now, are you still you still the clubs are still your favorite?

Yeah, I mean... You're still hitting the club. Yeah, yeah, going out. I mean, it's the best. It's so fun. And then it becomes, you know, we made this animated show that's, like, filled with, you know, those, like, thoughts you have in a notebook when you're going to do stand-up and you're like, maybe this will work, maybe it won't. And then we get to make this incredible show with so many characters that get to say all this stuff that, you know, you don't need. Like, the rate is so fast and that's what's been so fun. Just joke, joke, joke. And you're...

Can I tell you my favorite? This is going to sound like a crazy thing. Yeah. So the show's great and it's just layered with so many jokes and yet, and the subject matter can get dark, but it's really clever. It's not cloying. Like it's really good. Yeah. But there's a pool scene where you go, I don't want to say you, it's roomy, but it's, it's like a kid your age in 2001. Yeah. Dealing with his, you know, friends in a town in New Jersey after 9-11. Yeah.

and there's a pool party. -Yeah. -And my favorite part of it is, it's like a Peanuts thing, as they're doing a pan across the pool, and there's one blond dude in the pool with floaties on, and he's just doing this. And it's the every Peanuts character dance to music that -- It's just, "Animate dancing! How about..."

It's such a great detail. -It's, like, loaded with so many little details and music and kind of the ability to, like, you know, do things that -- You know, when I grew up, my grandmother was always watching TV. Like, you try to talk to her, and she's just at the TV watching her shows. And then you go to make an animated show, and it's like, "Okay, so the grandmother is always going to have her TV with her everywhere."

And we build this show where everywhere she goes, she's dragging this cart that has her television. She's at a funeral, and she's watching her shows. And that's the kind of stuff you can't do in live action. I love that the Hawal cart turned into a

Oh, yeah. I mean, like, I always had this fascination. My dad grew up in the city, you know? Yeah. I grew up with my dad working in the city. And it was so funny to me when you go through Midtown and you see the news ticker on the Fox News building and it's saying all these horrible headlines about Muslim countries and Muslim people. And then you kind of look right down and there's the halal cart right on the corner. Yeah.

And you see all the guys with the Fox badges buying food from the halal car guy. And I was like, man, this guy's got the best hustle. Because he knows, like, they're in there and they're saying all this stuff about Muslim people. But then there's that, like, guilty part of them on their lunch break that's like, let me try a little halal.

And he's right there to make the buck. And so when we started making this show, I had always been so fascinated by that guy there. And that becomes the dad in the show. He is the guy who's selling Halal meat. And you're the dad, too. I play the dad as well. Yeah, yeah. And the music. Do you do music? Yeah, I write these songs. When did the music go? Have you been? Are you music? I am music. Are you music? Yeah, yeah.

And I think that's, you know, important. When did that start? In high school, I played guitar, but I never really, you know. You've known each other for a long time. I play drums, man. Dude. We could kick it. We would be crazy. We could call it kosher hello. We could do, we could do, we could do. Why aren't we doing this? I'm open. I'm, we could do it. Listen. Do you sing? I have a van. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm a terrible drummer, but I can bring our shit to wherever we play. I do not sing. I've never. And, and, but the singing in it, the music is great. There's some really funny songs in it. It's really, it was so much fun. Yeah. It is like one of my favorite parts of the show. And what else is now what's coming? What, what, what's next? Uh, we got the show coming out this week. Uh, I got to do this crazy cool movie, uh, mountain head that's coming out next month. Uh,

written by Jesse Armstrong, who did Succession. It was so fun. Yeah, it's very, very fun. It's a very... It's really exciting. And yeah, our friend Steve Carell's in it. And he's like, honestly, such a joy. Yeah. He really is. He told me so many stories about you that, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Did any of them mention Mountainhead?

That was really good. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. I went immediately to that. I loved it. How much fun was it working with Carell? He is, and the deadpan is what will get you. He's so inspiring. The way he picks up a character. He's such a true film actor. You get to bounce off him. It's unbelievable. I miss all those guys. It's so good to see you. Thanks for having me. You're the man. Number one, have a good one.

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Your top five? I mean, I just, you know, just Ali Wong, Lisa from White Lotus, Bowen Yang. I just... Yeah, okay. But that's the point, John, okay? I'm the perfect mix of famous and disposable. It's known in the aerospace industry as the Katy Perry curve. Uh, enough fame for news coverage, but, you know, worst-case scenario, the world can move on. Also, I have no problems peeing in a bottle.

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Ooh, yes, that's smart.

Glad we can agree on something.