INTRODUCING: Staying Alive with Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally
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Hey, guys. So Smart List Media has a new show coming out. It's called Staying Alive. It's awesome. It's hosted by Adam Pally and John Gravis. And sorry, Gabris. Gabris. I changed the R and the A. I don't know. It's something you do all the time. Please, I do it. It's fine. Gabris. Also, there is something garbis and garbled. There's something garbage and garbage and looking at John. It's like there's something that you want to just like say. There's a lot of words going on there. Mons pubis. Yeah.

By the way, we can talk about that whole episode. So it premieres Thursday, April 24th, which is just around the corner. And new episodes released every Thursday. You guys, I'm so happy you guys are doing this. It's very exciting. Please tell, because I fucking do a horrible job. Please tell us what it's about.

Look, this is so exciting. You are one of our pod fathers. I guess in our contract, you requested we call you that. So we're so excited to be part of this. But I'm acting like it's not in the contract. Oh, right. Sorry. We're supposed to keep that up, too. Now I can call you Daddy in another frame of reference.

Now I call you daddy in front of other people. If I had a dollar. Okay, yeah, tell us. So basically, John and I have been best friends and comedy partners for a long, long time, and we hosted a travel show called 101 Places to Party Before You Die. Yes. It was on Max. Yes, it's awesome. And we like to indulge, and we kind of live by this lifestyle of when in Rome, and oftentimes that...

Rome is Las Vegas. So it's like we tend to get down and we find ourselves kind of growing up a little bit and thinking, well, we're in our early 40s now. And like you do have to counteract. Speak for yourself, John. Early 40s. Are you mid 40s? Are you calling yourself mid 40s? No, I'm 29. I just turned 29. That's that's how the term mid started. Right. Yeah. I'm emphasis on the mid over here. I'm tech availed to play Sam Fried.

I'm on ice. I'm on ice. I'm on ice for Sam Free. Put a pin in me. I'm trying to play Jack Black's before picture. So we took an interest. We both have an interest in staying alive as long as we can.

It's so good. You know, it's such a thing that all of a sudden you find yourself talking about, right? Everybody. Right. In your 20s and 30s, you just party. You eat whatever you want. You drink whatever you want. You do anybody you want. Like anything that brings pleasure or whatever. And then all of a sudden you find yourself

With lower back pain. Yeah, exactly. You're like, you talk to your, hey man, what's going on with it? Do you have this problem too? Like, does it hurt when you pee? Or like whatever it is, right? And you start talking about it. I noticed that too. It's like, part of the impetus to the show was we wanted to talk to health and wellness professionals to learn more and bring that information to other people. But also once you're a certain age, all your

with even comics if you're not shit talking another comic. The thing you're talking about is like, have you started taking fish oil yet? Are you doing vitamin C tablets? What are you streaming and what's wrong with you physically? Yes, exactly. What are you watching and what's wrong with you? How are your streams, your piss, and your movies? Right, exactly. Weak, all of them.

them. We dribbly. So can you tell us like one of the things that was the most, I know you probably get asked this a lot, but one of the, one of the most eyeopening things are the things that you implement now more than ever. Well, I mean, it runs the gamut from like, you know, we had an immunologist on from the NIH, uh,

Who told us one of the simple things you can do is add, I'm going to say it wrong, but cruciferous vegetables into your diet. And now we use that word just to kind of feed big dog you a little bit, Sean. But that means broccoli and cauliflower. We're so happy to have learned it that we bring it up in every conversation. She was like, those are the vegetables that are really worth eating.

What do you mean? Like, if you just eat those, you're good? I mean... They're nutrient-dense. They're nutrient-dense, and they're worth it to add to your diet. If you're not eating them, get them in. So a general physician would say, okay, like...

if you're ordering Chinese food, chicken and broccoli is not a bad order because you're getting broccoli, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's simple things, you know, on that level. But then we also had like a friend on who, uh, Elna, who told us that salvia can transport you to the quantum realm and you can experience true formlessness. Now,

I don't know if I'm going to bring that into my routine, my health routine, adding rips of salvia, but this is the kind of information you can get at Stay Alive. I love that. It's everything I'm for because I need this. The other day, literally just a week ago, Will Arnett said to me, I said, he goes, what'd you do yesterday? And I was like, well, I had this lunch with an agent of mine. And then, and he goes, lunch. And I go, yeah, I like to keep my dinners free. And he goes,

From what? Vegetables? I never eat that. Yeah. No, it's crazy that I'm in my super late 20s and I'm being told, eat more vegetables. And I'm taking that as like, holy shit, I haven't really considered that. Yeah, I mean, I add it in juice. That's just like the way that I'm getting it is now in a juice form. I stuff a cauliflower into my blunt. Yeah.

That's my filter. Did you say under your butt? Yeah. Oh, you said one. There's already one there. Yeah, he's got to get his remote control out of there first. My vibrating dolly flower. That only Adam has the remote to. All right, we're going to listen to the trailer really quick. Here we go. Listen up, podcast fans. Joe Rogan, Theo Vaughn, Tim Dillon won't be on our show at all. They've said no. They've said no. Because of our beliefs. Because of our beliefs.

That's Adam Pally. That's John Gabrus. And we are the co-hosts of SmartList Media's new podcast called Staying Alive. That's right. Staying Alive, our new health and wellness podcast that is neither for the healthy or well. Well, it's maybe for health by health. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

We'll have guests like our friend, actor Jerry O'Connell. Pally, you are looking good. Thank you. I've seen you not looking good, and you're looking good. Thank you, JR. You're not the first guest to say, I've seen you look worse. Ha ha ha!

Comedian Paul Scheer. I love the cold plunge. I found a lot of success. Do you have one in your house? I do. I also flooded my house with it, but that's why it's outside now. It's outside. Ketamine therapist, Dr. Steven Radowitz. It's called spiritual herd immunity. Now when you're in this place, I start to see through those things. I believe in spiritual herd immunity because I'm a spiritual anti-vaxxer. Yeah, yeah. So I think that that's kind of the only way. Ego Wotum talking to us about how she hates breakfast.

- Here's my thing is, I don't have an appetite in the morning because I'm eating up until the minute I close my eyes. And I'm serious. - Cardiologist Dr. Amar Sheer. - Stress actually, it affects the blood pressure. So as much as you can kind of reduce your stress. - And it's chill to do coke, right?

Definitely don't do coke. Okay. All right. Not show you coke. Yeah. Jillian Bell. I think it's natural also for our age too. Like Jillian's 25 and you and I. I'm a hard 25. You're a hard 25. Yeah. You've lived a life. And I'm a road hard 34. And I'm not that hard and 43. And.

And so many more, so many more. You know, Adam and I, we may not be wellness experts, but I can tell you this. We are curious freaks who love to talk about this shit. And we've done enough harm to our bodies to know that now's the time to maybe make a change. Yeah, we can't say we can make a U-turn in our lives, but at least we can pump the brakes a little. And maybe make a left. Hey, two wrongs don't make a left. Right. Correct.

Staying Alive premieres April 24th anywhere you get your podcasts. Get them a week early and ad-free with SiriusXM Podcast Plus on Apple Podcasts. Visit SiriusXM Podcast Plus to start your free trial today. Check out the video version of the show on YouTube on the SmartList Media channel. Yeah, and why don't you do us a favor in the meantime? Stay alive. Stay alive.

You guys, you're awesome. I can't wait for everybody to hear this. Adam Pally, John Gabrus. Staying Alive, again, premieres Thursday, April 24th. You guys are fucking hilarious. Great idea for a show. I will totally be listening. Thank you for doing it. Thank you, Shawnee. Thank you for not only having us here, but greenlighting us in general. Thank you for the greenlight. Guys, it was exhausting greenlighting.

letting you. I know. You carried us over that finish line. We need someone to push the ball uphill like you, Sean. And you are going to delete all the photos you said, right? Done. Done and done. Okay, thank you. More like Sean Spacey over there. That's fucking hilarious. Smart. Less. Neon.