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The chief takes out a video card with a TV on it, like the kind in school that meant you were gonna watch Magic School Bus instead of do work, and she presses play on a DVD player.
An old mustachioed man with white hair appears on screen. None of you recognize him. Hi, my name is Ron Stampler. Welcome to Daddies, the Department for the Acquisition, Destruction, Deployment, and Investigation of Extra-Normal Stuff. A Ron Stampler business enterprise. If you're watching this, then we failed. ♪
The doodler is still loose in our reality, and we're too old or too dead to continue to fight against it and its, uh, homies, its accolades, if you will. This video is to remind you that you're not crazy. The world really is broken.
"But it can be fixed. Now that said, please don't involve our sons, especially my son, Terry Jr. I mean, I guess I care about the other sons too. They'll want to join Daddy's but keep them out. They shouldn't be responsible for our mess here." The video feed cuts and is suddenly replaced with an image of Lark Oat. He says, "If you're watching this, then we failed too.
We're dead or missing, and the doodler is still on the loose. I wish I had a great plan for you, 100 contingencies, but I've only got three things to tell you. Firstly, if all is lost, implement code purple. It worked once before, maybe you can work again. You just may
may not like what you find. Secondly, stay away from the obsidian door. Thirdly, no matter what happens, do not involve our children. Normal, Link, Taylor, they shouldn't be responsible for our mess. And if somehow, God forbid, they do get involved, remember that no matter what, they cannot. The video cuts out.
Season 2 of Dungeons & Daddies begins January 25th, so make sure to set your G-Cal alerts. And for the people listening at home, Alexa, remind me to listen to Season 2 of Dungeons & Daddies on January 25th. Nice, got him. It follows the rad teen grandkids of Daryl, Henry, Glenn, and Ron who are born into a world twisted by the events of Season 1 as they quest to rescue their lost dads. Episode 1 is out on January 25th. That's a Tuesday. We will see you then.
Maybe that doesn't make sense, but I went to brunch and I had a few moses because it's my birthday.