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Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast. Change of scenery, we are at my house. I'm loving this. It's so gorgeous. I'm loving it too. It just looks like a normal day in my apartment. You're so good at like decorating. Like it's so crazy all the bits and bobs and vases. The same way with like anything, the way I get dressed, the way I decorate, everything is always the same. It's like I copied something else.

And it works. The fact that you thought to put an orange rug here is actually mind-blowing to me. It was supposed to be maroon. But still, I can't interior decorate to save my face.

I think you can. I think you just always have such big spaces that you can't like curate like one specific vision. Like couches never touching the wall. My vision ever. The couch and the wall don't know each other. My vision is always like I want maximalist. I hate I do not subscribe to the like very clean modern look. Did you guys see what they did to the Home Alone house? Wait, no. What they do to the Home Alone house? Oh, no. Oh, you guys are going to be heartbroken. Did they make 16 glam? This is like a death. This is like a death. No.

That makes me real. Oh, did they paint the brick white? Home Alone house before and after. I'm imagining white and gray marble. And I was that bitch for so long. We all were. I really was. I remember I had like no money and I was looking up how to like put white and gray marble in my like parents house and like was going to buy like sticky patches. It's like essentially this across the entire house.

Oh, that's so sad. That's really disgraceful. And like, I love like wallpaper and carpet and colors. And like, I know that most people don't like carpet these days, but I just think it's going to make a comeback any day now. I hate modern architecture so fucking much. Me too. And just honestly, the color white anywhere in a house. Like buildings are losing all of their character and it makes me so fucking sad. I know. Yeah. You go to like, she was saying like when she was in Europe, like everything is like so gorgeous and perfect. And ours is like made of like stucco and fuck.

I can't believe men chiseled that shit in Europe. Like, I'll never get over that. Like, statues. Like, what do you mean? What gets me is the pyramids. Like, how the fuck did you guys do that? Yeah, it's kind of fucking crazy. They could do that on the challenge. I want to apologize to everyone because I'm going to be sniffling into the mic the entire time. ASMR. I think we're all sick. Everyone is sick in LA right now. Did you guys see? You just saw Liz Gillies. Oh, yeah. I did see Liz Gillies. That's so insane. I'm obsessed with her. Me too. It was so, so cool.

The fact that I keep catching the plus one invite to Seth MacFarlane's Christmas party with Miss Trevi Moran is so iconic. I can't even deal. It's so good. It's so funny too. It's like such a, cause it was literally in the middle of Hollywood, like across from Barley's. Like think about the difference in those two cities. Where did I just go right there? So like, there's a lot like right in that little area. Yeah. But like everyone there is like,

was like 60. Like, I feel like if you averaged out the age of all the people, they're like 60. And I wore this dress with like a heart cutout, Sabrina Carpenter style. And I was like, I am the whore of the town. I am literally the town whole. No,

Those are the best places and no one appreciates a slutty outfit quite like an old man. No, but I know. But then I was just watching the wives. Like it just I hate being that whore. I know. I understand that. I needed a fucking floor length gown. I needed a muumuu so bad. It was honestly it was so great though. I love Seth MacFarlane so much and him and Liz Gillies ate down. It looked so fun. It looked star studded. I felt like I was in like a tick tock.

Like watching them I was like There's no way I'm watching this live I can't even like Imagine seeing him in person I mean it's definitely Interesting too Like I kind of like Being in environments Where I don't know people Cause like it like Forces you to like Socialize in a different way And I was definitely Just socializing With all the

I feel that so hard. Like, you know, when you bring someone or like when you're with a friend and that's like your crutch and then you end up only talking to each other. Yeah. That happens to me so often that like I get so grateful when I'm like sent in just like thrown in the water alone. It forces you. And that's literally exactly how I'm going to be on the challenge. Yeah.

I just had to go to this paper magazine thing dead alone. Like they were, they did no plus ones for a reason to like curate a certain vibe. Yeah, but you posted with Lisa Rinna. Yeah, they sat us next to each other. I was like, damn, like what a like lotto ticket for me. She was so sweet and nice. I mean, I love her daughter. So I was just kind of like, I love your daughter. I wish she was my mom. You know, she would be such a fun mom. I was telling her about my vape. It was cool. Do you think she vapes? She for sure vapes. I don't know. And she was just, we were talking about like hair and she was, I don't know. Can you believe those lips are real?

No way I didn't know that Yeah that's why Delilah and Amelia have them Oh that makes perfect sense I have like sick brain Bird flu is going around I definitely have it I heard about that And another one Bird flu and like meningitis I think Oh great Or something like that That's kind of crazy I always say some Like things on Punt Cancelled That are like Completely misinformed Out of nowhere And everyone's like She's so bad It's just like What if you walked into the house And I was perched up Like a bird cacawing Wait can I tell Can I tell them what you I witnessed like three days ago

I'm so this is so embarrassing for me. I wasn't going to bring it to the podcast. I have to really eat this one. Go ahead. No. Speaking of like dress like a bird cacaing when I walk in, I walk into the house two days ago. She's on all fours with a tail on a mask on and little paws going now.

Meow. I just... I walked right past her. I go, okay. No, so I was trying to do a YouTube video. Makoa and I got into this whole conversation where I was like, hey, would you love me if I was a furry? Right? Duh. Was this the video you were going to do like a whole week as a furry? Yes. And so Makoa's...

he was just kind of like clowning me and he was like no literally a furry he was clowning me and he was just being like Tana you could be a furry tomorrow no one's going to like believe you like you know what I mean like no matter how hard you commit to this everyone's gonna know it's for the bit like you can't whatever and then I tried to be a furry and literally not one person reacted at all like everyone was just like yep Tana's a furry today and I was like damn like you people really are just sick of my shit no one gave a fuck that I'm

was a furry literally at all which is so embarrassing like imagine me having to go to bed the psychological warfare that night I was like damn like I really was just on all fours like my knees hurt no you had to do something

do something like a little bit more subtle that would be like believable no but you know what i was eating food out of a bowl on the floor like i mean like don't don't commit to being a furry commit to being like a gym rat but like you know what's sad to like something that like is off but like could happen if she took me aside and like really like sat me down for a one-on-one and she was like page like i really have to confess something i think i'm a furry at heart

I'd be like shut the fuck up and if she was serious like that'd be so sad like even if you were serious I wouldn't believe you it's because I'm just I like literally the only reason I'm still alive to this day is having a bit like having a bit is the main thing that keeps me alive and it's just like now I've been right now I don't actually know the furry thing was just just happened so I have confusion about furries personally because they were like real like rumors like floating around school like there was rumors that they all had to like have an orgy to like get in the group

okay right should we call in you're saying like i forgot kevin gates is a furry um it's like getting jumped into a gang except you get fucked into being a furry that's what i mean then that's what they i heard that's what it was like such a scandal to be furry and when i was shopping for my tail it was crazy that butt plug tails were just like a hop skip and a jump away you know like two clicks and you're on butt plug tail what store was that amazon

Kind of crazy. Okay, wait. That's where I also think I fucked up. I think I should have gotten something really official and legit, like a $500. A fursona. Yeah. And I...

Okay, honestly, if you had a... Persona is so funny. Maybe I know too much. I'm like, hold on. Anyway. So if you guys were furries, what would you be? Why the fuck do you... Tell me, do tell. I don't know. It's just like common knowledge, right? I mean, I guess it is now. I'm still trying. Next question. Do they choose an animal or are they just like, they have fur? What do you mean? That's such a good question. I don't know. See, I was a cat and then I did realize in the process that I'm way more dog-like.

And I was like whoa Like fuck this one up Do you think so? I don't think you're more dog No because I was like Licking my hands to clean them And like meowing And I was like this isn't me You sleep all day Up all night That's a cat Ooh Knock things over all the time Yeah push things off the counter Just to piss people off That's a cat thing Damn maybe I am more cat I don't know I just I wasn't feeling it Shit in a box cats I wasn't feeling it at all I don't know

well if your child came to you and asked or said like mom i'm a furry would you welcome them with open arms yes yes i really think i would be like kevin gates i really think i would put that fucking tail on and be like let's renegade you would i know i would i guess i would just have questions because again my understanding of furries right now is like oh you had to have an orgy to get in so if my kid comes home and says i'm a furry i'm i'm moving her schools you know what i mean like

That's concerning to me That's not like a fun club To be in In my experience That's why I have to have Multiple kids Because like One can be a furry But I can't have one kid That's a furry Like you know what I mean The other one has to be Like the star QB No But see then When you put it like that It's like I would rather Have a furry Fuck yeah Really? No

I want to imagine a long ass day at work and you come home and your kids just on literally what happened to you. Your kids just on all fours eating out of a bowl. I would just like step right over them and be like, OK, come get your kibble. Yeah, I feel like I've trained you to be completely unfazed by anything. You are my child. Like you have put me through mommy boot camp. You're going to be the best mom because you're going to be like, wow, how easy is this? I know it's going to be a breeze. It's like a newborn. She's like fucking cooking. She's cleaning.

Baby on her arm. Paige just always like goes so above and beyond with her like care for me. Obviously like you're my best friend. But also just being my assistant. Like we're in the car and you're just like how does your tummy still hurt? And I'm like Paige you don't have to do that. I like take pictures of her like it's her first day at school. Like she's going to like a red carpet. I'm like wee wee.

Like, I packed your lunchbox. Wait, that's cute though. It is sweet. She is my little baby. I'm trying to think of real topics I have. I guess we should say before we get into the episode, this is our final episode that we're filming this year. Wait. So. Oh. Piggybacking off of that, did we forget to do the annual canceled podcast awards? Oh!

Sorry bird flu Oh my god we did Or like we do that As our first episode of January We should do that As our first episode of January I forgot about that You'd be funny I feel like your categories Would be funny too We should all do that Wait I can't wait Yeah that's We have to do that Yeah I was just thinking about it Because I saw something Like or I saw a clip of it And I was like oh fuck Like did we forget to do that Oh my god we should Completely do that in January We can start writing it now And it'll be even better Than the first annual Right Good But sorry What you were saying

No, this is the last episode we're filming. I think after this, we interviewed Alex Warren a while ago and it's just been so wholesome. So we've been kind of...

figuring out when the timing would be right to put out a wholesome episode so we're gonna put this one out trying to put this one out asap so that the topics are on time and and then alex warren and then we'll be back like mid-january and i just want everyone to know that should i like rent out the gershwin theater so we can do like the steamies amaris yeah oh my god imagine we host like the live steamies like the live canceled awards

That is fun. There's so many cancellations and things like even just I feel like this past month has been so jam packed of stuff like every day. It's like something new. It's just so much shit that the Blake Lively shit came out today. I need to do more research on that before I start speaking on that. God, it just goes to show like how quickly it can like turn on its head.

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feel it out if i want to talk about grace and brie or not it's just like my whole fucking timeline that's all i know these days everywhere i haven't even seen but it's also like and it's just so like like i know grace and brie personally but the amount of shit i now know because of these tiktoks it feels almost parasocial with these literal people that i know well it feels like intrusive like i almost feel like oh my god like i shouldn't even like

I shouldn't have this information. Yeah, like leaking personal DMs and stuff. Like, I should not have access to that. But I also feel like when a famous person is DMing their fans' lore, like... They have in the back of their mind, like, oh, this is going to get posted. Like, if I'm sending a DM to anyone, like a fan, like, you know what I mean? Like, I know that I'm running the risk of, like...

It being yeah publicized one thing if they're sending you a nice DM if they're sending you a hate DM obviously they're gonna post it yeah like that's it's just so wild I don't know um what was I gonna say I got in trouble and I it's so funny because you were at my house actually and I was sitting there debating this for like an hour and a half it was like before we went to film us going to home goods for the patreon and

I was in my bathroom. I was getting ready, you know, listening to Taylor Swift. And I hear that fucking song. I didn't have it in myself to go with grace. And I was like, how?

Of a TikTok I have not seen this And then I tried To caption it to Like this is just a joke Like this is not me Involving myself at all Obviously like That didn't go over well I guess don't post it If you really don't Want to be involved But like I made a funny Okay I made a funny And I was excited About my funny that I made Yeah there was a gap In the market No one had made That joke yet And I just felt like Someone had to make that joke That's the problem With me and these demons Is it's like Someone has to make the joke I think you are like The mind of this generation For that Yeah

It's really incredible And then I don't know Brianna was on BFFs And just like Seemed upset at me for it Yeah I get both sides But I know that if You or me Was in a scandal They're not Avoiding it on BFFs They're going straight To BFFs To talk about it That's my experience anyway I also just think It's funny I think it was Dave That brought it up And he was like Tana just needs to like Use this to gain publicity Or whatever Like however he worded it I was like Tana does not need you Oh fuck

No, well, okay. But I'm not even like, because I like Dave, whatever. But like he did, he was like, I just fucking hate these stupid accounts. All they post is drama. These grown ass people just posting about drama. I'm like grown. I love you. But that's what BFFs is. I think that's where I'm at. Because I texted Brianna about it after I saw it. Because I was just like, yes, we kiki. And like our, you know, colleague, like internet, you know, whatever. But like...

you're going to BFFs about anything I'm doing. And if that lobbies me more hate, then so be it, right? Yeah, and half the time with... And it's like I wasn't even, you know, like I wasn't even commenting on it. Like I was just like, I made it funny. Yeah, you didn't make a TikTok that says like, Team Grace. Yeah. And I made another TikTok actually where I said Team Grace. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. It's just because all the comments I keep seeing, even the paparazzi Team Grace. And I'm like, God, I have no choice but to jump out of that window. Like that is, I'm going to be 80 and hearing even the paparazzi comments.

Team Blink. Oh God. You know what? Those who know you love you and know your heart and know that you had good intentions posting that. I really I just I made a funny I made a silly I didn't mean to add to any of it because I really like I can't imagine what that feels like for like both of them. Like that's just so ass. It's horrible. It's horrible. Yeah. I genuinely feel like even if something ever happened with like you and I it's like

I feel like we would sit down and we would, you know, we'd probably, if let's say we were pissed or whatever, we'd probably have to cool off, right? But then like, we would sit down and film an episode, like just, you know, like, hey, this is fighting each other. No, like a breakup video.

You guys are crying Yeah like we broke up Who was it David and Liza Yeah Literally like that's It's just I wish they could just sit down And like do that Like it You know what I mean I'm like hash it out on camera There's like probably so many Moving parts and stuff But like oh god How frustrating like For something like so personal And stuff Obviously like they're Online figures and stuff But I do not subscribe To that like concept Of like you knew What you were getting into Because it's like

They're doing this for fun. Everyone's doing this for fun. And no one's expecting to like have to like deal with something that personal and horrible on like such a massive scale. A 15 year friendship breakup is arguably the most painful thing you can go through other than like a death.

It's horrible and also like what kind of sucks about it is like it maybe might not have been so set in stone if there weren't so many public opinions on it like it might have been like a big falling out they had for like a couple months and like but now there's so many elements that like have made it so much bigger and crazier because of all the people who are commenting on it and fueling involving themselves and like like you know professional things that are happening like it's just.

It's almost like too big now for them to ever even. Yeah. Like that feeling of like, oh, I have to stand on business and like whatever. But like it's just I have so many thoughts, but I just don't like know if I should go down the like parasocial speculation route, you know, of like what I don't know if I should like if I'm then adding to the what I think is a problem. I just think that people end up themselves.

Oh. I'm like, like in the, and I don't even mean that, mean that to be crazy, but like that amount of hate, like that both of them are getting, like people literally themselves. Well, yeah, it's like abnormal. It's like, that's the thing is it's just like, even if all these people think that there are things Rihanna needs to change, like exactly, like just bullying someone to oblivion is not, you know what I mean? And your singular opinion feels like you're a singular opinion, but on that, like with

Everybody Everyone else in the world Single opinion on top of it It's like It's so massive And like nobody understands What that feels like Until you experience it So it's like I wouldn't wish that on anyone I don't know Looking back on my life I mean me personally Like I'm so grateful For all the times People told me to kill myself Like I needed to reflect No Yeah but maybe you weren't Like I don't know In my experience I'm like okay You know That's fair That is fair Let's ask the audience

Yeah I say that now Because I'm so happy In the ways that I've grown But in the moment It didn't feel like that So I take that back Yeah well it's just Scary like I thought about it In this I know like Liam Payne didn't Kill himself But when he died Like I had the thought My initial thought Was that he must have Killed himself Because at the time He was getting so much Hate That I was like Oh my god like

What are people gonna say now? Because like Two days ago The narrative online was like He's the worst Most disgusting person On the planet And now he just passed away Well it's so abnormal Because it's like You hear one comment In your day to day life About yourself And like that shit Will stick with you For a week after

And then it's like let alone seeing thousands and thousands of comments from people online. Like that is not normal for like the human brain should not be like dealing with any of that. Yeah, there's no studies on that. Here's what I'm going to say. I've never seen a get out of jail free card PR wise marketing wise like that.

Like her breakup coming at that time to like, do you know what I mean? Like people's princessify her once again and then to now have, like I've just never seen anything like this. The most rapid incline and then decline I've ever seen. I just assumed that after this Zach Bryan thing, everyone would forget about those takes and then like she would people's princess all the way home. Like I did not predict that.

This happening And so fast So fast It's really crazy to me And it's just like So interesting I want to know what Girlboss Town has to say Honestly It's happening too fast For even her to keep up Girlboss Town's head is spinning If you want my personal Girlboss advice Brie, Grace Sit down on a couch Hash it out Live on camera Put it behind a paywall

Oh my god It's so true My advice Phones down Cameras down Honestly go on a Couples retreat I'm like Or WWE Smackdown

Oh my God. Yeah, I really don't even know. Mud fight. Wait. Pay-per-view boxing match. I'm saying. Grace would fucking mop the floor. She boxed, remember? Yes. Really? That is so iconic. And she slayed. That is so iconic. Wait, honestly, now I want to see that. I would pay 20 bucks. I have to say her immediately having to get on the mic and do stand-up, like being on tour amidst all of this, like I just...

I can't imagine the fucking mental of that. I'm hoping it was like helpful for her, honestly, like to have an outlet and also something that she's just excited about and passionate about. Yeah, but imagine that feeling. Like genuinely put yourself in her shoes, like about to walk out on that stage. Like your public breakup was just announced.

Two days ago And now you have this show And you can either Talk about it or not Like And she killed it Like her set was so great And I was like Damn I was really impressed Have you ever seen The video of Katy Perry Like before she goes on stage I think she was dating Who was it at the time Orlando Bloom Orlando Bloom And he texted her Oh yes Calling it off Oh my god And she was sobbing Minutes before she had to go on stage Singing the one that got away

It's the best thing ever And everyone like In the back room with her Was like it's okay You can cancel the show If you can't do it Like blah blah blah But everyone's like There are thousands of fans Out there like relying On you for this Like what do you want to do She's better than me I would have gone out there I just got broken up I would have been like Yeah this is our show

No and she wiped her fucking tears She went up and she killed it Which is so crazy And it made Oh my god Great documentary footage She can do it with a broken heart Dude it's so insane I have a couple apologies Oh First one being to my mother Oh yeah wait Should we do like end of the year apologies? Yeah

No this is like Literally just from The last episode No honestly this one Like my mom texted me The other day She goes like Something along the lines Of like you owe me an apology And I was like Oh I'm not reading The rest of this I've seen this before But then I saw what She wrote the rest of it And she was like

How many years have I been telling you that this was going to happen to P. Diddy? And I'm thinking about it. I'm like, oh, my God. My mom has been saying this for like six years. See, I'm on to something with my conspiring. I'm like, maybe she's a clairvoyant, too. No, but like... Y'all should join forces. The thing is, my mom is watching these like videos, these like really like, you know, woo-woo videos on online, but...

She's been telling me, she's like, there's huge, like nasty sex trafficking rings in LA. And like, I'm just afraid of you getting involved in that. And I'm like, she's crazy. Eight down with that one little thing. Yeah, I'm even a broken clock. It's not, nothing about that is funny.

way but I'm trying to think if I have any end of the year apologies I actually I don't but I have a question uh-huh why was I mad at Nick Vile because you want to know what happened to me the other night I walk into Seth MacFarlane's and I was just like I feel like I'm not gonna know anyone here and then I was just thinking my head like if I do like I hope it's people I like because I feel like a lot of times I go out and then like I'll have a night in Hollywood where I just run into like two people I don't like I've been here for 10 years shit happens you know and I like said something out loud I was like I hope it's people I like first person

who comes up to me, this beautiful girl. She's like, oh my God, hi, I just want to say like love you so much, like whatever. And I'm just like, oh my God, hi, like hi, like whatever. And then she introduced herself and she's like, and this is my husband, Nick whatever, it's Nick Vial and his wife. And I'm sitting there and I'm like,

Like, I know that I'm mad, right? I know that you've done something to upset me, but I don't know what it is. So then I had to stand on this fake business. I was like, hey, hi. It's nice. And I knew it had something to do with Jojo Siwa, and I happened to be with her that day. And I looked at him, and I was like, I was with Jojo today. Still had no idea why I was mad. Only connected those dots and walked away. Because, I'll tell you what you were mad about. He.

He you said something negative about Jojo on we how negative we probably said something negative about Jojo. Are you sure that it wasn't us just like making fun of the karma music video first birthday? That could have been it. Construction. I don't feel like it was something serious because then I would remember it anyways. Well, we said something like off about Jojo, whether it was a joke or not. And then they went on vile files and like cooked us. And really, they really only cooked you. But I think it's because I'm friends with Natalie.

That's so funny So We were mad at him And honestly I stand on that Because he was kind of rude about you I wonder what he said We're still standing on business I think so I have to do my research I saw I remember seeing the clip And I was like really mad I was like wait What?

I don't like that. Maybe we should look into it though. Let's look into it. Because it's like I'm just really trying to right my wrongs. But it was just so funny because I'm standing there and I'm being like kind of a bitch. And I'm just like in my head. I'm like, girl, you don't even know why you're being a bitch. Like, do I have the grounds to be doing this? I mean, I see both sides because it's like we've defended our friends. You know what I mean? And then like Nick Vile. Like I would do that. I definitely have an end of the year apology. Oh, wait, I'm excited. OK, wait. JoJo and JoJo Siwa. JoJo wins the

I have to f*** myself. Oh, I asked if Jojo Siwa had ever tried a perk 30, which I can actually agree that I should have drafted that one. No, it's incredible. Yeah, okay. So I was misremembering this particular situation, but I still think they could have been nicer. But I think we could have been nicer too. That's true. You just keep getting yourself in hot water over making funnies. I think that's hilarious.

At the beginning of that Jojo Siwa era When she was like bad girl Like I had some questions You know what I mean? And she knew it I think she was very intentional And I think that she was trying to make us laugh And I think she's a comedian too Did you guys know That Nara Smith and Jojo Siwa Are just months apart? Like no but yes At this point like yeah Nara has three children Months Apart in age I mean like one of them is 22 One of them is 23

I hate that. I literally hate that. I'm just like, I was watching Nara's video today and she was talking about how she was 19 when she had her first baby. And someone, I read the comments and everyone's like the fact that her and Jojo were the same age. That's actually crazy. I've been, Nara Smith is actually so funny because I've been on back of Nara Smith's head talk. And then she made this TikTok where she was like making, she was like, there've been recent comments about the back of my head. So then she was making like a hair growth serum. And I was like, you are ever,

I love her. I saw something that was just like now that Nora Smith is getting canceled. I'm like, fuck her too. But then it was like, fuck ass Bob. Like, what do you mean? Like, that's just so crazy. Like, I'm just imagining the amount of people in the comments with the, like the back of their head is too ridiculous. Like that is just a crazy thing. You know, you want to know what her crime was? Like the only reason it looked goofy is having a tiny little thin little neck. And honestly, you know,

You know what? She's like cold. I have this fucking big ass, like fucking who's that guy? Oh, big neck. Yes. Yeah. I go like chin to chest. I have no space. See, we were on the same vibe and you weren't there. I also feel like, like,

I feel like all bobs are giving Lord Farquaad from the back. Like if you're not like, you know what I mean? What are you supposed to do? I guess I never really looked at a bob from the back. And honestly, thank you, Nara Smith, for your slight contribution to the fucked up hair community. Oh, girl. I love the bangs. I know. I'm not even getting into the bang business, honestly, right now. Just thank you, Nara. I live for your bangs. Wait, I have another apology. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Really quickly, I have to apologize to the account Foreign Bangles on TikTok.

That I wrongly accused of selling me a bangle sedated. Okay, because it wasn't true.

They did sell me the bangle. Why did you say that? Because... Well, so the bangle did come from there. And I knew that because, like, I traced him back. Okay. But what I didn't know is there was a third-party seller. Okay. So today, I get to... Honestly, I'm just going to show you. Talking Alibaba DH gate for leopard cats. Well, I was floored. Wait, because I was like... T-Mouse. I got tagged in a TikTok from foreign bangles. And I'm like, oh, no, what's this about? So your bangle is not a foreign bangle? Watch this. Listen.

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Oh, so you got the marked up version. I got a marked up secondhand bangle. So someone bought the bangle from foreign bangles and then just charged your ass more at the Grove? Yeah, and then charged me more, which really means I did not buy from a breeder. I bought a secondhand bangle. Like it's a Birkin gaining value. Yes. Oh, that's insane. And he got me. I literally first try. I was like, yes, I'll take it. But...

But everyone accused me. First of all, I was like, no, I'm not really doing that. But I was like, I felt bad because I was like, I know my bangle came from here. And like, this must be the guy who gave it to me. But it wasn't. It was like, he bought...

It off of him just to resell him later. It's crazy that people are doing... Like, you can do that with a gram of weed or a Birkin. But, like, doing that with cats is nuts. But way more fun, I guess, to, like... Wow. Yeah, but, like, imagine how dirty that money would feel. Like, I just... Like, I bought the Bengal for $4,000. I charged you $6,000. I just want to know how much he really cost. Because I literally had to, like, skip rent that month. That's wild. Oh, you got bamboozled. I got bamboozled. But...

And yours is a little Malfunctioning as well I know He's the runt But I love that about him Because he's like A little smaller Yeah Chelsea Handler said That if you buy A second hand A used designer animal It

It all cancels out So take my word for it Real quick I need to apologize My big end of the year apology Goes out to you Tessa Brooks My girl I am so sorry Big mis Miscommunication What do you mean? No I don't know Wait what? No not even a miscommunication What happened happened And I stand on that But I did not think That you were going to get The amount of hate That you received For that conversation

Conversation and that is a lesson that we Learned this year it is and we were just Talking about this actually how we wish Like on a lot of the things we said we Could have just turned the volume down a Little bit yeah and I think I even said it In a way that was like she ate honestly Like she ate me up

Like she was right probably And then people still attacked her Yeah it's kind of scary When you can't like People I think sometimes assume Like oh you knew It was going to happen But sometimes I really do Think I'm saying Like Bob Gate I thought that was Like a lighthearted thing That I was saying And it turned into Like a huge smear campaign For this girl That is one of the biggest Lessons that I learned Like with doing social media This year genuinely Like and it's crazy Because I've been doing this For 10 years I just think that

the power that this podcast held this year taught me all new lessons like even today I want to tell this story about something so crazy fucked up that just happened to me on a set but like I'll get into it in a little bit but like I just I have to be so fucking careful with how I word it because like I don't want to lobby hate to undeserving parties and it's like you just forget that when you're in a fucking living room kiki you know with the girls yeah I know but I understand what you're saying it's like it's hard because it's like oh this happened to me but also like

There is a level to it where it's like oh now this person's gonna get fucking tens of thousands of comments like that's how I mean like oh like you know Brie could have done something wrong someone could have done something wrong. Well now I'm never gonna forget her name again so anytime I see her out no more. She moved to Hawaii. Yeah. She moved to Hawaii. She moved to Hawaii? Yeah. Which island? I wonder if I'll see her shaking the competition. I don't know her and Blake moved to Hawaii and she's on day 12 of 75 Hard.

Wow. I love her. Too many things. No, wait. I'm all. And I love you. Much more. Oh, thank you. That was really nice. I took Bebe to get her wisdom teeth out the other day. And the person who was walking us in just said, sister or mom to me. And I go, mom.

Friend And then I was like You know what I honestly wasn't even offended In the moment Because I like Was kind of out of it So I was just like Oh just friend And then we moved along Like literally two people later Another girl goes Are you her sister Or her mom You're lying What I swear on my life And I This time I couldn't even I literally go

i'm we're the same age and she goes oh i'm sorry like you know there's young mom she kind of got offended she was like there's young moms i'm like she's two years younger than me i guess yeah he's really pocket it does i don't care i don't care if you're not certain it's like it's one thing you know what i mean you should have said it's like a sister yeah are you her sister because if you think there's a chance i could be your mom like what a day maker that would have been for me but

If you don't know that that's someone's mom and you're going to ask, I'm fucking 28 years old. No, I don't have a 26 year old daughter. I'm so upset about it. It's like asking someone if they're pregnant. Like you just don't do it. Anyway, I had to go get PRP micrometaling and under eye. Oh my God. Oh, we should talk about. We should. I just, we kind of knew this was going to happen.

So fair. I debated cutting all of the... Because we have been weirdly having a lot of conversations about plastic surgery and filler lately. I think just with the Lindsay Lohan of it all and stuff, it's been something that's been on my For You page a lot. Yeah, and like the substance and like all these things that are making us think heavily about it. Yes, and I think it's been more like prevalent on my mind. And obviously I see all of the comments and I'm very torn. Like...

It's one of those things where I completely agree with everyone saying like in the comments, like people saying, if you're a young girl watching this, don't be influenced by them to think that you need that. And I've always said that from the jump, like in all of my videos of me getting filler or anything like that. I'm always like,

don't let me make this decision for you you can't let anyone make that decision for you but at the same time I walk into every single room in LA and it is like that is one of five of the like buzzword conversations that are being had and every single person on my for you page for the most part or timeline or just celebrities in general have stuff and have told me they have stuff and like get this stuff and just hide it and lie about it and I do think there's

a caliber of girls like myself who like I'm gonna get the lip flip anyway so I love to watch my favorite person talk about it in their experience so that when I go get it I like know more like that's good that you're transparent about it and you too like any like work that like anyone gets done just being transparent about it is like what's important so that you know girls watching like

Don't like hold themselves To such a high standard Because it's like They think they're like Naturally supposed to Like look a certain way That's the thing I think it's so much more harmful That so many people Are like I just look like this Get the work And lie about it Yeah 1000% I think so too But yeah that's the thing Either side you're gonna get Like a little bit of hate But I also understand it Because we were really Going in on it like I need this I need that Which is And I mean I even said it In that thing But it isn't like a latte And it's not something You should just go pick up But I do think If you're insecure About something And you really Really want it But

but I also think you've been so good about that like in your past too just being so open and honest even about like facetune or face app like because everyone does it every influencer in LA every girl like it doesn't fucking matter everyone's slightly editing their pictures even if it's like one hair out of place people are making edits and I just think it's so important that like you are so transparent about what you do so that way it's not putting out like this false image and being like this is just like what I look like good luck and I

And I do think I should highlight more like the things that have also gone wrong in all of the times that I've done it. Like I'm always just talking about like, oh, now my ass is bigger. Okay. One time I got it and I literally couldn't walk for five days. Yeah. Under eye filler. I had periorbital cellulitis for a year. My eye was the size of a golf ball. Maybe that's something we do as like a video or like something like maybe for Patreon or something, because I've had so many more negative experiences from filler or surgery, whatever, than I have had positive. And you guys can see it, honestly, if you just scroll on my Instagram. Yeah.

So maybe I shouldn't talk about it so positively. And it's like we're not like, like I don't feel like my face is fucking filled with, like really it's just a little Botox and like a lip flip. Like that's every bitch in LA has that. You know, we have just been going too hard on it verbally and I just want to put a PSA out there that like y'all are beautiful the way you are and loving yourself is equally as important and like-

Agreed. And I did go on a real self-love journey where I actually did dissolve all my filler. And that's when I started getting the comments that were like, she looks so old. And I'm like, yeah, y'all, that's my fucking face. I know. That's like the that's the face I have. Dude, I honestly I think I'm going to advocate. Well, I don't know. Kind of against Botox until you need it. Only because like I've gotten it.

twice in my forehead and like right here on my eye and i never used to have the 11s like when i frown i never used to have those and then i got injected here and now i have them well you also i don't know if the botox wait what it also you don't usually get them until you get older

I know, but this like it happened almost instantly. Oh, really? The Botox. And then I was thinking it's like because when you get Botox, it makes certain muscles relax and like other muscles have to work harder. Yeah. So I think. Yeah. So I think now I have these new wrinkles that I didn't have before because of the Botox. So now I'm like, fuck that. I'm not getting that until I like really need it. Yeah, that's fair.

And I just had a wrinkle. I actually like the reason I ever got it for the very first time. I'm not kidding. I need to like go back and find that like the photos. I was 14 with an actual deep set wrinkle. Like, I don't know if it was just because I was so fucking stressed in my household or

And Vegas is really dry And I have dry skin But I like Actually had a wrinkle I remember I went in To get the Botox for it And they were like Oh fuck No but do you remember I'm not kidding I had one Like a deep set one I think in middle school I'm not kidding But that's because Like every selfie You would take Did you guys always Like raise your eyebrows Like this Oh my god yes Oh sister So I had a line I was like wait That cannot be normal Okay no more I'm serious I'm just gonna say I think there's a

Conglomerate of influencers Who get shit And act like they don't And I'm never gonna be that person I think being honest And transparent about it It's also like Having a podcast What'd you do this week? I don't know I had a needle up my ass You know? Yeah or like I just stepped out With like fucking knockers on me It's like what if I didn't say That I did that? I know and people do that Every single day And like more power to them If that's their journey But I almost think that It's my duty as someone

To be honest about what I've gotten But it's also not me glorifying Or telling anyone to go get shit I was gonna talk about Luigi Mangione Did you see that new picture that just dropped? They are doing a really bad job At making him look like a villain They're making him look like the sexiest man in America I know but is that Are we the problem? Like is America the problem? No Are you sure? I'm like United Health is

It's crazy that he's facing a potential death penalty when there's like literal school shooters out there. It is so fucking insane. The way that they are like escorting him from place to place with 10 police officers surrounding him. Just because he killed someone in power. Sorry. No, no, correct. Like I'm agreeing with you. Like what the fuck? Like, yeah. Where is the same treatment for like serial killers, mass shooters, school shooters? They're not getting that. They're acting like he's fucking. Oh my God. Do you ever wonder if certain things are just to distract us from like.

other things 100 percent and now like i am becoming some level of like a conspiracy theorist because i'm like how many times can a conspiracy come true before i like all of a sudden i'm on that team before you're fawn yeah deep diving the earth is flat there is a dragon on the moon what moon you guys said there was no moon no no no the moon landing no moon landing should we talk about alabama

Oh my god. Lots is happening in Alabama and bad baby land. Wait. You guys kind of need to fill me in. Like I've heard tidbits. I love Alabama and bad baby land by the way. We have to tread lightly a little bit here because we got ourselves into some hot water talking about Alabama. I remember. Honestly you know what I've always said I love that song of hers. I

Damn, she was really literal in the studio, eh? If you let him out your sight, he ain't coming home. That was her exact line. And lo and behold. Self-fulfilling prophecy. I'm kidding. But yeah, so I guess the drama is... So bad baby, you know that she was recently diagnosed with cancer. I do, yes. So she's been dealing with that. She also just had a baby. Oh, okay. And her baby daddy...

is some loser and he there's a photo of him in bed with alabama like like laid up like not in bed like after she had the child now there's like a recent picture of him in bed with alabama alabama says the photo was six months ago okay but regardless like the photo's coming out now and like bad baby's talking about it now and she's like

It's like this whole huge drama online. I think Bad Baby is in a different place of her life, right? She's clearly going through some crazy things that most people could never imagine. And I have always said, like, I think she...

her upbringing, everything like difficult, you know what I mean? Just all of it. And like, I feel for her in that sense. I think that if this was bad baby four years ago, she would be like Alabama. I hope she releases a fucking track. Like I, I would love some like,

Make a bitch levitate Like one of those songs Like oh my god Oh you know Something's coming She's cooking I used to like Unironically stream Gucci flip flops I'm so serious Wait no There's nothing ironic about it She is a She's so talented Yeah have it Have it She ate down She ate down And she was ahead of her time So I'm really curious To see where this goes I think that where my mind is at Has been like

And God forgive me. I don't even know how to put this into words without getting into trouble either. What is going on psychologically to be raised in Hidden Hills? And, you know, maybe not fully raised, but I mean, since Alabama was born, all of those kids, they've had so much money. Like you couldn't find another man at Sprouts in Calabasas. Like why is it bad babies, man? Why are you voluntarily putting yourself through these like struggles when like you don't,

Like what is the psychological evaluation for like craving a struggle?

Do you get what I'm saying? No, yeah, I do get what you're saying. Do you mean just like the fact that she went for his, or I mean her, like Bad Baby's man specifically? Maybe it's like she hasn't been met with any friction in her life. And so now she's like, you know what? Let me create some. But it's like you also see that with celebrities. Like Phoebe Bridger's dating Paul Mezcal and now Gracie Abrams is dating him. And like her and Phoebe used to be like this, which is crazy. Like, you know, Kris Jenner is just exhausted. Like...

or is this like best case scenario because Alabama is releasing rap music right now and who better to gather than bad babies audience so like who better to have drama with right now just tracks back and forth so like that's where my head is at like the Kris Jenner of it all I'm like who who is the best PR scheme like we could like we could get at

The moment is bad baby because that's Exactly who would be listening to Alabama's music that I did think about that but I Guess I came to the conclusion that There's no way this is a PR stunt like I I genuinely don't feel like it's a PR stunt Maybe it's not but maybe it's like kind Of a combination and then that leads me To like why are you stealing bad babies Man when she's like going through a lot Like

Or it could be like this guy's just a rapper chaser. You know what I mean? Like maybe he's just like a clout chaser and he coincidentally was with Danielle and then won at Alabama. Uh-huh. It is so interesting. I was going to say Bad Baby was on live and she's like talking all this shit about the man and then he like walks through the back of the frame and I was like honestly so relatable. Oh, I love her. Yeah, I mean. It's also her baby daddy, yeah. And just like it's, yeah, it's hard. Yeah.

It's hard to leave. Oh, I think she's an icon. I wonder if Kourtney will continue to make music video appearances. Like, that's what I just... Yeah, for sure. If Kourtney's doing one thing, it's riding with that man that she's with and that includes his children. Yeah, that is so fair. It's just... It's so simulation. Like, if you just, like...

said all of this five years ago. You know what I mean? Like, Kourtney's going to marry Travis. Alabama's his kid. She's going to be beefing with bad babies. The girl on Dr. Philia. Yeah, like, it's all just like, it's actually insane. I do think that we are going to get some...

Circa 2025 bangers Out of this situation I like really mean that And who knows I want a collab Is what I want I want an Olivia and my bad baby collab Will they work it out On the remix We'll see Maybe I need Olivia and Sabrina To work it out on the remix Imagine like a sweet and sour collab Oh my god I know I want Olivia Rodrigo To drop an album That isn't purple

I've been seeing purple for so long. I really don't like purple. It's McCullough's favorite color. So it turned over a new leaf for me. I don't like purple either, but I think it is interesting. And like, who cares? Right. But like two albums in a row being purple is like, who let that slide? It's gotta mean something. She's like Easter egging, like Taylor Swift. Maybe, maybe I'm just not seeing the vision. She is purple though. You know, but I want her to be like,

Do you have a magic? You don't even be O'Brien and your name is Olivia and you're a pop singer and you release an album called Purple World and then Olivia Rodrigo comes and just purple worlds and her name's Olivia. I'd be like, bitch, that's literally my color and my name. Someone's got to sue someone. Brooke Amber. Yes. I have not fucking told you about this. And honestly, I was saving it for this moment.

So last week I get home, right? I take my elevator up to my floor and as I'm getting off of the elevator, I hear one of my neighbor's doors open. I don't think anything of it until I round the corner to go down the hallway and I see my next door neighbor's door like cracked open and it's just her head peeking out of it like this.

I'm like, what the fuck? I envision it like The Shining. Dude, it was so eerie. And it was like late at night too. So I'm walking down the hall like going towards her to get to my door. And she's not saying anything. She's not moving. She is just staring me down. And not even to sound like a cunt, but it looks like she abused the substance. This woman is like, she's got to be like late 60s. Teeth coming out of her back and shit. She looks like Bathilda Bagshot from Harry Potter. Like this woman.

She was like really kind of creepy looking. Not to be mean, but like it was really unsettling.

So I'm walking down the hall. She's not saying anything. She's just watching me. And I go, hi. She doesn't answer me. Still just staring at me. I'm like, what the fuck? So I get to my door. I'm putting the key in. And she goes, I like your vest. And I go, uh-uh. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm moving. She doesn't say anything. She's still just watching me. I get into my apartment, open the door. I go, have a nice day. Nothing. Just watching me. I'm like, what the fuck? Did you tell her where the vest was from? Or did you gatekeep? Hell no. I gatekept that shit. And I just went on my merry way.

So I closed the door and I go to my roommate Emily and I'm like, dude, the weirdest thing just happened. This woman, like our neighbor, just, I don't know. I told her what had gone down and Emily was like, well, maybe she's just like older and lonely and like wants company. I was like, no, I'm like, I don't know how to describe this, but it was really unsettling. Like it made me like my heart was racing. I felt really scared. I feel like you have to like validate those emotions, right? Because like if it was just an old lady, like you wouldn't have felt that way. She would have been sweet. She would have been like, huh?

Like she would have been talking to me Engaging with me But this woman was not She was very stone cold Just watching me You think she was waiting for a postmate? Fuck no No? Fuck no Worth asking No honestly Invalid Very valid So whatever I tell my roommates about this They're kind of like Eh like whatever It's probably nothing

Two days later, my roommate Olivia comes home and she's like, you guys will not believe what the fuck just happened to me. She goes, the neighbor that you were talking about, I just rode up in the elevator with her. And she starts asking me weird questions like, oh, what's your name? Where do you live? Oh, what unit are you in? She's going, do you live alone?

Do you live alone? My roommate's like, uh, I don't know. Like, I got to go. I got to go. Just kind of brushes it off, scurries into our apartment and whatever. She tells us about this and she's like, dude, it was also so fucking weird because she was following right behind me, like so close. I could almost feel her breathing down my neck. And I was like, what the fuck? The way I would start fucking with her, like, ooh. I'd turn around and just trip her. So I'm like, this is so fucking weird.

Like that same night, I go to Ari's apartment and we go out onto his balcony to smoke a cig and his neighbor just so happens to be outside. So we start like chatting up his neighbor, like whatever. He's like younger, kind of cool, like our age.

And I forget how he brings up. He's like, yeah, the woman on our floor that's been fucking with all of our packages. I was like, wait, what? And he goes, yeah, the woman who lives in apartment 208 has been fucking with everyone's packages, stealing packages, kicking them down the hall, like beating the packages. And I don't know, whatever. And we're like, what the fuck? And he goes, yeah, like that's the reason why I got this ring camera on my front door because she like harasses me all the time. I will do tell.

So he was like, she literally will come to my door and bang on my door with her fists being like, were you in my apartment? Were you in my apartment? Who was in my apartment? Blah. And he's like, I don't know what you're talking about. Like, what's going on? And apparently this is her thing. So the neighbor starts telling me and Ari about how she goes to neighbors, neighbors, neighbors doors and will like knock and be like, who were you in my apartment? Did you see anyone go in there? Like, blah, blah, blah.

Apparently she's been going up to like all the tenants being like, do you live here? What do you do? Do you live alone? Blah, blah, blah. Just asking very invasive questions. So the neighbor ends up giving me his number and he was like, listen, anytime something like sketchy happens, I have the ring camera. I can send you the footage.

So I tell this to Olivia, my roommate, and she was like, dude, you need to send me the footage from her following me down the hall. Not the drop box. Literally the weed transfer. The weed transfer for the fucking ring footage. Yeah, you should make a shared folder. So lo and behold, my neighbor sends me the footage from that day of the neighbor following Olivia down the hall. She is one foot behind Olivia the whole time. Olivia opens up our door and the woman, you can see her try to like come in after Olivia. Wait, do you have it? Yes. Yes.

oh do you want to see yes you know what sucks is like i fear i'm a hop skip and a jump away from this level of paranoia you aren't new new new new but that's it's so common and like especially people who are on like drugs and stuff like okay so ready people are following them yeah olivia's in the front this is the woman oh hell no watch watch watch olivia goes into our door look at she like turns to go in

And Olivia slams the door. I know. I know. And we couldn't tell if it was like her trying to follow Olivia into our house or her trying to like look in and see. Really fucking weird. Right. So maybe three nights ago, I'm home alone. Emily comes into the door and she goes, did you leave a bottle of shampoo out like by our front door?

i go no what the she's like yeah there's like a random bottle of redken out our front door good shampoo honestly it wasn't not the subtle dig she's all y'all greasy so y'all need that all soft so i call olivia and i'm like hey did you happen to like drop shampoo on your way out or something like what and olivia was like no i had to like run out um

For my job. So like I was like running late, but I saw that like so weird with the way that things have been going. It's probably this woman. Yeah. So I text my neighbor. I'm like, hey, do you have ring footage from the past like 15, 20 minutes? I need to see something. He doesn't even send the footage. He simply texts back. Cops are on the way. I go, OK, the fuck is going on? So now I'm like, Emily, some cops are coming here. Like, what the fuck? He ends up calling me and my neighbor is going, this woman's fucking insane.

insane um she basically went through our apartment hallway taking shampoo bottles and dumping shampoo all over the floors the walls went to his door and poured shampoo and oil all over his door what the fuck i don't know what's the shampoo like what about shampoo i don't know

So I'm like, what the fuck? The cops end up coming. And I was like at first thinking like maybe I'll go talk to the cops, like tell them like what's been going on with me and how she's been like, you know, harassing my roommates. There's also been like multiple other times like I've been coming in. Like there was one time I brought Ty home with me and she poked her head out again. She's asking Ty all these questions like, oh, what's your name? Do you live here? What do you do? Like blah, blah, blah. Just weird. Like always interrogating people. And you know, Ty, he's lying. He's like, my name's Jeff. Like, I don't know. My name's Jeff.

I was imagining Ty like, my name is Chad. Like scared. He was so scared. He went inside. He was going, ah!

I was like debating on talking to the cops about it and like sharing like my encounters with her. And my roommate was like, honestly, don't like get yourself involved. She's clearly kind of like unwell. Yeah. You don't want her to like retaliate. Exactly. Don't give her any reason to like, you know, involve you in this. Me and Emily started decorating our Christmas tree. And all of a sudden we hear commotion galore happening in the hallway. So us being nosy bitches, like we run to the door. She has her head to the door or her ear to the door. I'm like looking at the peephole.

I see eight cops leaving like walking down the hallway and then in back like behind all of them is her getting wheeled out like on a stretcher absolutely detained like her arms strapped down her legs strapped down she is getting wheeled out and there are like eight cops around her it was the craziest thing what and then trailing behind them was like her ex-husband who used to live at the apartment and then he like moved out two years ago so so what was he doing there

Get there. So... Oh, I'm on the edge of my seat. Right. We hear, like, the elevator go down. So, obviously, she, like, you know, is being escorted out. And we hear our neighbor, who has, like, been sending me, like, the ring footage, talking with the cops. So, me and Emily, like, stick our head out the door. And we're kind of, like, picking up on things the cop is saying. Basically...

What's going on is that she is bipolar schizophrenic and she believes that she is being poisoned by the water in her apartment and whatever was in her shampoo bottle. She thinks that she's being poisoned and our neighbor with the ring camera is fucking with her essentially, which is really fucking sad, but also really scary. Yeah. That's so hard because it's like,

it's so scary but it's like literally what you said it's so sad like it's just it's only sad because imagine how scared she is like genuinely believing that that's gonna like that that's happening but also no excuse to call like wreak havoc but also I would have mace the size of a fire extinguisher right like it's like it is kind of scary just because it's like I don't know coming home like late at night I'm always like

So hyper aware of my surroundings scared that like because she's like obviously like not in a right state of mind I'm scared that she might do something like crazy to me or like my roommate. I don't know. Yeah It's also like the the like little old scary murderous woman. Yeah, it's like a movie. Yeah. No Arguably if it was a man, it would be less scary cuz it's like duh Like and like her looks kind of like don't help makes like a little old scary woman is like it's giving insidious Right

So basically I don't fucking know So basically Our neighbor Like in the cop Proceeds to say Her ex-husband Has been trying to like

file a court case against her for two years and gather evidence because like she's been like abusive to like him and her daughter like i don't know all this shit and like he's been like involved in her life trying to get her help this and that apparently like lately she's really like started to rapidly decline that's why she's been so active lately so she got 51 50 that night but well that's good for everyone involved honestly her and i know but now she's released and she's back in the apartment and there's ring footage of her like at 4 a.m just like waltzing through the halls

I feel like you need to set up like a booby trap. I know. It's just like free candy sign. Like net drops down. Just like a box of cheese on there. Honestly, so I used to know someone who was like this and they just put signs on all their, like they thought someone was following them around. So they just put signs on all their windows that said like, I do not blog, which I don't know what the connection was. But maybe you should just put a sign on your door that says I'm not involved. Wait, I do not what? It is unimportant, but just tell her like.

tell her like i have no idea i'm not i'm not a part of this like i i'm not poisoning your shampoo put a thing on your door that says i'm getting poisoned too no because then she's gonna like try to have meetings with me yeah being like let's team up not me sally from 207 yeah literally one door over yeah like no not i said the fly oh so whatever like this has all been happening it's been like really fucking weird and stressful it's the worst too because it's just like going home like

Like that adding that to like the stress of life is like crazy. I know I've been like so on edge. And again, like I'm sure she's like so sweet and like obviously I don't know. She doesn't mean hopefully that doesn't mean any harm, but she's just not in the right state. No, definitely doesn't mean harm. And but it's just like and especially with LAPD, it's like until you obviously knock on wood. But I'm just saying like, yeah, the cop was saying like there's really nothing that we can do. Unless someone gets hurt or like there's like an active threat.

But this morning I'm driving the Tana's. I stop and get gas. I open up my gas tank and

My fucking screw. Like my lid is gone. It was cut off. It was cut. Like with scissors. It was snipped right off. Yes. Did someone siphon your gas? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We wouldn't even be gasless. Well, I was already like low on gas. So like, Oh, imagine how frustrating that would be if you were trying to siphon gas from somebody and then they were just on E. That's me. But then it's like, damn, don't cut off my fucking gas cap. Just leave it. Wait, I'm not screwing off. I don't get, or no, that had to be someone who was missing their own gas cap.

I know It has to have been You know what I'm saying Cause like you don't You could just unscrew it But then I'm like Is it her

I'm like, is she coming after me now? I never write things like that off as a coincidence. Like, in my opinion, that is not a coincidence. And dude, like my car has been fucked with before in the past too. Like not my new car, but like my old white Jeep has been fucked with. Like there have been multiple times where I've came out of my apartment. There were like McDonald's fries. The first incident, McDonald's fries on my, like the hood of my car. Baby, that was me. I'm like, wait, you're not fooling me with this one. I didn't think anything of it. I was like, oh, whatever. It's probably like Ari or something.

And then there was another time I like went around the back of my car and there was like a screw drilled into like my spare tire on the back. I was like, that's fucking weird. Obviously, I didn't just run that over. It's on the back of my car. A screw deliberately drilled into the back. And then another time I came out and there was like a giant massive branch placed on like the back of my car.

I wonder if this is all her. Yeah. I don't fucking know. Maybe this has been going on for a while and you just like didn't know about it yet. I don't fucking know. I'm really trying to figure out how you can like get on. Maybe you get like a cop uniform and you convince her that like you're a cop and you can help her. Right. How do you get on like her good graces? I know. To where it's like you and her against the residents. Yeah, that's the thing. Like I feel like you just have to out crazy her like like I'm with

like i pour shampoo back i'm like me too yeah conditioner yeah full routine yeah so that's been fucking going on that's scary but i wonder what that is so if i guess you don't have all the information but i wonder how long she's been like presenting symptoms so our neighbor that has the ring camera says that she's been fucking with him like the longest like this has been ongoing for like

A month or two. But it hasn't started, like, ramping up until, like, the past week or so. I wonder if it's, like, a drug-induced, like, psychosis situation. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the actual facts on this. But, like, someone was saying, or I heard on a podcast the other day, that you most often are diagnosed with schizophrenia, like, before you're 24. Mm-hmm. So...

I wonder if she's just Always been schizophrenic Yeah and just like Was medicated before Maybe she's off her meds now Yeah Is there Well yeah I guess I don't know a lot about it Damn I don't know why Like honestly The schizophrenics follow me I have another story About my old boss Telling me that he was Framed for murder But I'll save that For another day How

At what point is it like are we attracting the crazies? I think so I just really fear I'm like Because I'm so paranoid Like it always scares And it's gotten worse over time in my life My paranoia And I don't know if it's all valid Or like am I gonna be like that when I'm like way older I know Well now it's like I'm starting to become her Because like now she has me on it I'm like going to my door like looking through the peephole And I'm like oh my god I'm becoming her Wait this is like a movie I feel like somebody should write about this Yeah in a really bad way

Jesus. Scary. I'm just happy that you're like feeling some sort of sense of like uneasiness about it though because I had that scary neighbor and I was just like, oh, whatever, let her cook. And also,

Also like Tana knows I'm so the type that it's like I think I'm invincible I'm never scared of shit I'm just kind of like Like whatever You both are like that It's so it's so I'm like so the opposite It's crazy And this is the first time Where I've like really been freaked out So like that's how I know it's kind of severe Because normally I just write off I'm like yeah whatever Like after instance number three Then I'm like okay Especially just when something's ramping up It's always scary Because it's like what are they going to do next Yeah exactly Yeah

Yeah. I'm sorry. You need to keep like, you need to have one of those brass knuckles. I know. You really do need like pepper spray or something. It's ass to have to feel like you have that in your own apartment building. But damn, honestly, anybody watching, please in the comments below, if you have any crazy neighbors, can you please share your story? I don't know why, but a crazy neighbor story always gets me going. I had that one, the crazy one. But then in this building, like that was my old building in this building. Recently, I was sitting in bed or this is last year, but.

I never talked about it on the podcast because I felt guilty about it. But I was sitting in bed and I heard my door open. And I was like, hello? And a guy just answered, hello? Oh.

And I was like Um Did you just open my door And he goes Uh Yeah sorry wrong apartment I go but how the fuck Did your key open Cause I have a fob That's The fob lifestyle Horrifies me for that reason I've seen too many movies And shows Yeah and he was like Oh my god I'm sorry Well what he said was Oh I'm sorry wrong apartment And go Hold on Wrong apartment Or no he said My key still works For your apartment Oh

and I said why the fuck did you just try to use your key on my apartment knowing it's not your apartment and he goes oh no no like this used to be my apartment but like I had just had this instance with like the other girl who was like low-key stalking me so I was like I start screaming at him I'm like why the fuck are you trying my apartment like what the fuck are you doing get the fuck out like blah blah and then I closed the door and through the door he's like I'm so sorry like this used to be my apartment like blah blah blah

And he was like I'm so sorry Like I have a key My boyfriend has a key I'm gonna leave my key here with you So you feel safe Like I felt so guilty about it And he went downstairs And he like They wrote me a letter From the front And they were like He really did used to live In this apartment Like it was a complete accident At least they sent That fucking letter And that's on the apartment For not switching the keys I know but I was so mean to him That I felt so guilty About it forever And he um

He brought me he sent me flowers and he wrote me a letter and he was like just he was like this is my number like blah blah and I texted the number and I was like I am so sorry like that I reacted that way I was just like really paranoid I told him the story never responded to me. But like very valid reaction on your part. Even the flowers would have me tripped up I would be like stop. Leave me leave me alone.

Oh my god No but he was like He was also like a nice gay guy too So it's like I felt safe around him I guess that's true Yeah But like at the time I couldn't see him I could only hear him So it was like a man Just walked into my apartment Yeah that's awesome That's so terrifying Okay speaking of not being safe Around a man As you know I have been on my like Side quest journey Of a century lately I'm back in that era I feel like I go through phases Where I just like I have a couple months Where I've just accidentally Said yes to everything And I find myself

You know what I mean? Just on the most random side quests of life, right? Yeah. And a while ago, an old friend of mine hit me up to be a part of this project, right? And I'm not going to say who, like in hopes to keep the identity of all of this concealed, but I'm sure people will find out. And what I want to say is if people find out, if you do find out, don't go send hate because this isn't anyone that you would know's fault. You know what I mean? Like I just... I really want to... Like the person...

Who I did this project with and for like, I love so much. So I feel like even guilty, like associating this, like with his name and with his whatever. And I've debated telling the story on the podcast all week, but like, I just fucking hate men and I cannot believe this happened to me. Like, so whatever, I'm just, I'm going to tell it, but it has nothing to do with the person who put on this project anyways. Um, so yes, I agree to this project. Um,

And it's one of those things where I'm like, the fans will really love it. Very nostalgic. Like it's for a niche group of people. But like, I'm going to do it and just like be a good friend and whatever. And then the night before I get my call time and it's 9 a.m. downtown Los Angeles. I need to be there full glam. Yeah.

I need to be downtown in Los Angeles at 9 a.m. Fulgham. That's like an hour away. You gotta sleep there, honestly. No, I went to bed per usual, just insomnia. I'm always gonna go to bed late. I went to bed at like four and literally woke up at like 6.30. Like I got two and a half hours of sleep. I wake up.

I do the glam. We're on our way. And even just in the car, I like can't feel my hands. Like, you know, when you're just so fuck and I'm like, oh my God, I'm about to be at a 12 hour shoot all day, like trying to serve and give and slay and have a personality. And like, I'm on my, I can't feel my hands. And so we get there and then I'm getting styled. I'm getting dressed. And I always say this, like, I, are you ever really serving? If you're

if you're not in a little bit of pain. So per usual, it's just one of those things where I'm like corseted, tits up to my neck, like kitten heel whole night. And I have to be like running around in all of this. I'm so uncomfortable. It's like 9.30 in the morning. There's all of these other characters there as well. I don't want to like say all the people. Let's just say I walk into like characters screaming whatnot. I had a YouTuber come up to me and tell me that they're like at 9.30 in the morning, I'm standing there like frowning.

full fully ready like in a fucking gown and i'm having a youtuber tell me that their parent just passed away and they turned their ashes into marijuana and then they smoked their parent and i'm like it's 9 30 in the morning and i'm downtown and this youtuber is telling me about how they smoked their dead parent and that against the law that's like cannibalism i don't know dude way shaper and i'm just like geez louise what did i wrote myself into right

And we get to one of these. And again, it's not like negative. I'm still like very happy to be doing this. And like it's very much so for the final product. So I'm like, listen, I might have to suffer today. But like I'm happy, nostalgic. You know what I mean? Like I'm just I'm happy I'm doing this, whatever, right? And we're in one of those buildings downtown where it's like floors and floors of like different set departments and like sets and stuff. And the set that we're shooting in is underneath the building.

It is in the basement of this giant building downtown. So I walk down to shoot. My phone immediately goes on SOS. Oh, no. It's freezing outside. So it's cold. Of course, I'm dressed like a slut. I feel like this is always happening to me where someone has me dressed like a slut and it's fucking wintertime. And then here I am like I'm just physically and I'm dying. I'm so tired. Right. And we start shooting. Eventually.

After filming for a while, and again, we're just down in the rickets of this basement. And I will say the production was budged. There were a million people hired on set and a million things going on, all the departments, all the things. I'm very happy to be a part of it again. But even just being on set, I feel like one in every 30 set days that I have, you walk in and the production company is all gone.

from like the rickets of Los Angeles. Yeah. Okay.

I thought someone was coming in my back door. It's just my neighbor. It's just like, again, 90% of the time you'll be on a set with all men and they're all very just like normal, like younger. They're a vibe. They're respectful. Like even just audio guys putting stuff on you, like they're going to ask you, they're going to make sure you're comfortable, whatever. These men from this production company just weren't giving that like, and it was just like very creepy, like,

Like I just, the vibes with every interaction I had with every single person. Like just the mic guy, it was like, he's not asking me. He's all up in my guts. He's like very weird, like heavy breathing, like complimenting me. Like I do appreciate a compliment, but it's like weird when you're underground in a basement and then men are like, you look so beautiful today, Tana. And they look like a fucking...

and you're like, my phone's on SOS and like it's just... Yeah, time and place. No one's around. Like Paige is upstairs. She can't be with us shooting and my phone's on SOS. I'm just like, what the fuck? And so eventually I have a little side quest, okay? I'm solo from everyone else that I'm filming with, right? And I'm already just like,

four hours into this and like the energy of the whole thing of like what is being made is also very much not like things that I'm normally doing like I'm screaming and I'm running and I'm like physically exerting myself in so many ways that I normally like wouldn't be yeah and so I'm just dead and finally I have a little like side quest right and so along with the hired production crew I

there's hired actors, right? And all of these hired actors are wearing masks, like scary, like horror nights, like horror actors almost, right? And so I have this little side quest with one of these horror actors, okay? So I get dragged into a freezer, okay? A meat freezer. There's like things hanging from like the ceiling, like whole nine. And there's a camera on me getting dragged by this man.

And then they're like, okay, your next scene is that you're going to be chained to the ceiling. So now I'm fucking standing there getting chained to the ceiling at 11 a.m. downtown in a gown with a corset in a meat freezer with my phone on SOS and it's 40 degrees. And I'm like, you're...

Lying You're lying What do you mean I'm being chained to the ceiling In a meat freezer In a gown right now At 9am downtown And this YouTuber Just smoked their dead parent What do you mean Okay And is there evidence And are there photos And can I see them Right

I think I do have some photos actually. And so then the camera guy walks away and now I'm just in this freezer chained to the ceiling with a man in a horror mask, right? And he starts talking to me and he's like, hey, I'm JJ. And I'm all, hey, hi.

Hi, JJ. I'm Tana. Literally chained to the ceiling. I'm like, this is fucking kind of creepy. Like now there's no cameras. Like the set, it was huge down there as well. So like the nearest people were like 25, 30 feet away, whatever, right? And this man looks at me, I swear to fucking God, through the mask, I don't know what he looks like. And he looks at me and he says, this is my dream having you chained up. No.

This is my dream. Having you chained up. I would scream out loud. And then he goes, perfect. And I'm so, I'm so, and then I just look at him and I, again, arms, I'm chained up. I'm in a fucking hot pink kitten heel. I'm fucking livid. I turned to him and I go, what the fuck did you just say? And he looks at me and he goes, nothing. Like it was better. You didn't hear it anyway. And I'm like, bitch, I heard you. I heard you. I'm in this meat freezer. Meat freezer.

freezer and this man whatever and then and then he's just like laughing on and imagine not knowing what someone looks like yeah I was gonna say like what if he took the mask off and he looked like like a Montana boy um did eventually took it off and didn't um that's so never okay by the way but all of a sudden I'm like my dream too and so then I'm just waiting there chain to the fucking ceiling with this man he has like one of those chainsaws like with the like fucking sound it's like this whole thing right and

And eventually I'm freed. Right. And I have to go shoot one more fucking thing. OK. And we all go to shoot this scene. And I wish I could just like say the people because it makes it so much fucking funnier. Like I'm going to believe this, but like it's me.

And so this is my last scene of the day. I'm like, how much worse can this get? And again, just like more creepy interactions with guys and there's like, I can't express you the way it looks down there. Like just like random saws and shit strewn about whatever. I almost trip over a cord and eat shit in my kitten. He'll like, I'm, I'm, I'm freezing my phones and I'm tapped out. And we're finally shooting this last scene. Okay.

And I have my hand on another fellow influencer. Okay. I have my hand on her shoulder and now she's about to get taken away as well by one of these horror actors. Right. And I have my hand on her shoulder and the same guy who came up to me and like said all that, like he's still mind you, he's still on set. He's still like doing his thing. He's whatever. He comes up.

to grab this other influencer away and i have my hand on her shoulder okay and he's wearing these like big like mitts like proste it's not like human hands you know what i mean and he slams his fucking hand hard as fuck on her shoulder and my hand is on her shoulder and my pinky inverts my pinky inverts okay mind you everyone is screaming because like someone's getting

taken away. So now I'm like, like at the top of my lungs because he just broke my pinky. The same man who literally assaulted me in a freezer just broke my pinky and no one even knows I'm in pain. Everyone else, everyone is screaming. Everyone thinks that bitch put that.

Put that on my IMDB. Okay. Breaks my. And now. I bet it was believable as fuck. I bet you ate in that scene. Girl. I don't even. I can't even believe. Like my pinky's just now fine. It's like been a week. I like was in a 10 out of 10 of pain. Like still had more shit to shoot. And then now this guy is like apologizing to me. Like takes the mask off. Mind you. Didn't look like a Montana boy. Boo.

Takes the mask off And then he's like Following me around set Like apologizing to me For like breaking my finger And I'm like This is my worst nightmare Like now I'm consoling this man I'm like it's okay Ugh She's like spewing real blood They're like damn FX is getting good That's like Actually like such a scary fear Like getting actually murdered Or something on like A murder movie set No it's so crazy It was just so crazy And it's just like Well I'm sorry Ew I just left with like

I just like, it was one of those days where I was really like, God, I hate the male species. Like I really left with this just like extreme frustration and anger and disdain. And it's just so frustrating too. Cause I feel like it's like,

You know, even like everyone else is dressed in their ways. And I know it's very me to have like my tits up and like be all like blonde, like whatever. But like in that environment, it's so awful. Like it was just like I couldn't even fucking believe it. It has nothing to do with the person who put this on. Like obviously he just hired a production company. And like you can't assume 40 out of 40 men are all going to be not creepy. In fact, you can't assume even. Even that. Yeah.

And it's like 41 out of 40 They're always gonna be creepy Yeah It was just It was so not on him And like I just wanna stress that enough But I could not believe it And I'm just like Really thinking to myself too Like

I just couldn't believe it. Like when I was in that freezer chained to the ceiling and this man is saying like, perfect, I'd love to have you chained up. I was like, oh my God, like what if I just wasn't me? Like, what if I just like, like, I feel like I'm very like abrasive and like, you know, like, yeah, like, yeah, it's one, it's one thing to say that in general, but like you of all people would be like understanding and be like, oh, ha ha. You're not like, what the fuck did you just say? I'm saying like, I'm confrontational. And I was saying like, like you would get the humor. Hmm.

Yeah, he wasn't joking like he was. Oh, not a fucking joke. Like, I cannot stress that to you enough. Like his tone, his everything. He was not kidding. And I was like, oh, my God, like, you know what I mean? Just like, what if this wasn't me? Yeah. And like, I almost like fully like fond to like before I said, what the fuck did you say? I was going to say nothing because I'm I'm chained to the ceiling. I think it was like the environment made it so much scarier. I'm in this freezer. I'm underground. It's cold. I have no service. I'm by myself. All these things.

And I was just like I was just imagining so many things And it's just so crazy like Cause also like if you didn't say that Who's to say like he wouldn't have kept going And like been even more creepy towards you Yeah like he got away with it the first time So let me keep going Thank god you reprimanded him You fucking hate men You should have gotten unchained and smacked him over the head With your stupid fucking I know Bloody little finger I know

Yeah. So, yeah. And then broke my finger. Like of all people, it's just like, are you fucking kidding me? Have I not suffered enough? And like, this is just what I get for like the side quests. You know what I mean? Like, I just know I love your side. Don't let a man ruin it for you because this is fun and exciting for everybody involved except for him because he's going to probably get fired and he should. Yeah, he really it just was so crazy to me. Like, I just like.

Men on sets, it's so crazy. You're getting paid to come do a job. Be a professional. And you feel so comfortable to be able to act like that. If men have anything, it's always the fucking audacity. And once again, the people putting it on just like,

Because obviously also after it happened, I went and like told fucking everyone because I'm also me. Yeah, so is that why he came and apologized to you? No, he broke my finger. Oh, so he knew he broke your finger. He wasn't apologizing for what he said. Oh, okay. He was only apologizing for like my finger. And then it was so weird too. He just looked at me and he was like, you need your pinky to hold the hammer. And I was like, what?

Are you gonna kill me later? Like what the fuck is Yeah do you think that was All a part of his plan Like make sure that you were like Suffering Right So that you could use your hand properly Like what How crazy is that I just like Actually couldn't believe And I was just like Really like damn Ew Yeah I don't know I'm sorry I wasn't gonna tell the story But I just feel like It's like if that happened to me In a Hollywood set In 2024 It's just like It's like

So scary that people just like like that. It's just so bold though. Like what like you said though in 2024 like have we not seen enough of this like how long are we going to learn. Yeah. Like specifically. Yes exactly. If I was a man on set and I would be so overly even that like even just something as simple as like the mic guy like immediately just coming up and putting something to my bra instead of asking like caught me off guard because I'm like so used to men being like you

you know like overly like is this yeah because i feel like there's usually like like major um precautions like taken in a situation like that because of how much has happened yeah like no one should be left alone with like yeah i get it but i really just because again even just the people putting it on were so nice to me and like making sure i was good and like whatever like i i'm not i literally only blame like the that awful man you know what i mean and any awful men that day that were like awful but like it's no one else's fault i just can't stress that enough but like

Jeez Louise. Ugh, ew. Death to men. All of them. Except for Erin. Always. Amish would never. Ever. Do you know what I reject? What? Gender reveals. Wait, okay. Do tell. I'm just pissed. You know what? No, seriously. Because obviously I'm so happy for any of my friends who are having babies and stuff, but also like...

A gender reveal Like I just don't I don't know if I understand it And maybe I'm just a hater And maybe when I get pregnant And like want to have children I'll feel completely differently about it But right now I'm like Oh I'm supposed to show up To your baby shower Your gender reveal Your first birthday party Second birthday party Like It is a lot For somebody else's Little lint licker So are you saying Like the celebration around it Or like when you have a kid You're gonna wait Till you pop it out To see what they are No like the celebrate Like smoke in the sky

Oh, yeah. Like, I know what you're saying. Fireworks going off. Like an airplane dropping. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I don't like that. Like, I want to be like, I love when people do like the little like cake. I think it is an intimate moment. Like, I feel like if I was having a gender reveal, I wouldn't be like, gather around everybody. And you know what it always is? It's the disappointed like man or husband. But like, that would be me. Like, not that I like, I don't really have any specific gender that I want. But also like, I, you, I.

Have to have a feeling and so like Just the like being wrong but it's Always men being so fucking Mad and like throwing a tantrum if it's a girl Yes so sad did you Did you guys see the video of The guy they find out it's a boy And he just fucking freaks out and runs All his guy friends come and they like hug And they celebrate and the wife is just No one's nobody Goes near the wife like as if she's Completely uninvolved imagine the husband Like turning to his boys and being like fuck

Yeah. And sort of like coming to you and like hugging you and kissing you and celebrating with you. It better be me first. The one cooking his baby, by the way. Like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Those fireworks would be pointed at his head. Yeah. So crazy. I don't know. I just was thinking about it because I was supposed to go to gender reveal lately or recently. And I was like kind of I was feeling guilty about not going. But then I was like, you know what?

You could have shot me a text. I've been pitching this for literally ever, but I think all things should be grouped into quarters. Okay. Like once a quarter, everyone who needs to have a gender reveal all at once, everyone goes, whatever. All weddings. Everyone groups in their quarter and then it's one big birthday. Every, I just, it would be so great. Kind of the same thing with like weddings. Obviously, you know, me and my college friends and stuff like,

Everybody's getting married Or engaged and stuff So the amount of like Bachelorettes Weddings Like destination Everything Like that everyone's Expected to go to And every bride Has a bridal shower Engagement party Bachelorette Joint weddings more Like I always talk about Joint weddings with my friends And I like mean it Like I could see myself Being like I'll marry Makoa And like if one of my Other friends is engaged Like

It's like Coachella Like you go to like Different stages Not kidding It's like I'm getting I'm giving birth At Sahara tent Like It's such It's so crazy And it's such a huge Financial undertaking For like everybody involved Yeah like budget cuts And to expect everybody To pay all that money to you Oh my god Or like

for you like especially like not even destination weddings but like my friends back home in massachusetts if they're getting like married or it's someone's birthday and it's like i have to pay five hundred dollars for a one way to go to your what like yeah not you nikki though i love you and your wedding was fucking gorgeous no and i love that's the thing i love i have so much fun with it and i love doing all of it but i always think about it like because i'm like damn like what if

Like for example People who's One They get one vacation a year And now they have to waste it On like someone else's wedding Like that sucks I think people just should be More understanding In like all realms Of things like that Yeah I don't think I would fault For somebody for not being able To attend my wedding Although Now that I'm saying it out loud I'm like wait I kind of like

Get upset with people for not coming to my birthday I'm at an age now where it's like Birthdays and celebrations And anniversaries and thanksgivings I don't care like I'm old enough where it's like If you can't make it to my birthday I'm not gonna be Mad or offended I'm just like you know what you have your own Shit going it is what it is can't make it to my wedding Alright yeah I think our friend You know Nikki your friend who was like also My friend we never knew She just made a post about this it's like a really common thing For people like when you're having a wedding like to just Not show up

And like a wedding it's so expensive Sometimes it's like a thousand dollars ahead Like that you're spending to throw the wedding For the person and they just don't show up Yeah what do you mean Like no showing to a wedding Like you're the bride No no no like saying you're coming to someone's wedding And then not going Because it's like they spend money on like your seat Your meal your everything Yeah because you pay for everything per person That's there like the bar everything So it can be like something like

Even at a really like inexpensive wedding, it can be like a thousand dollars per person that's there. I remember Trevi like didn't show up to whatever the hell me and Jake did. And like she was supposed to be in the like...

bridal party like she was she was a bridesmaid and like everyone was so up in arms about that and I remember Trevi she like slept through it for like a couple days and she finally woke up to all the texts of everyone mad and she was like y'all are out to lunch like this isn't real this is like what the I'm not like fuck you like what in the TMZ out wedding she was so ahead of her time like I remember I was like so hurt that Trevi didn't go it's like girl you are lost you are

Bigger fish to fry at that time. Like you were live streaming that wedding. Yeah, she was there probably. Yeah. Pay-per-view. Like she was watching on Patreon. But I remember all of us were sitting around like, ooh. Like we couldn't believe that Trevi missed it. Like we were like, how dare you? Like you're my bridesmaid. So funny. Missing it as a bridesmaid though is pretty crazy. But like Trevi just being like, get a fucking grip y'all. Like it's so real. Like...

I love that. Double down. She was ahead of her time with that. I'm not going to lie. I think I want to have a wedding that's like, I literally want to just have a big party and have everyone show up. And like, I'm wearing a beautiful white dress. Yeah. I think that's amazing.

I'm like I just want my wedding to be me and my husband or wife and that's that I just I would love to spend all that money on like a vacation or like a town payment on a house right yeah I want a destination wedding but I really do want like a joint joint joint like I think it'd be so fun if like three of my other friends were getting married and I want to like normalize that this is I what I will say about that is like I love it in theory but it's kind of like what I always tell you about like getting in a plane crash with you it's like you don't want to get in a plane crash with you oh yeah yeah

I always say like whenever me and Tana are like on a jet, which like funny thing, just even say aloud. But like, I'm like that I would die if this was the plane that went down because the headlines would all read Tana Mongeau and friends. Yeah. I was just saying that the other day. Everyone is always saying that to me. I'm like, no one's going to die. We're good. You know what I'm saying? Like no one wants to be like the other two having a wedding with Tana Mongeau and Makawa. No one's coming to my Coachella set. No one's coming to my wedding set. Yeah.

I didn't think about it like that God damn it Budget cuts Weddings are expensive Weddings are so expensive And they're so beautiful And they're so fun So I will go to every wedding I get invited to But I don't think I'll have one What kind of wedding do you want? I do love weddings Do you want like beach? Do you want Vegas? I think it depends I've never thought that much about my I was never like a wedding Pinterest board maker Because I always have Like every man would have been A completely different scenario Because it's like You know you're not gonna have The same wedding If like you're dating one person That you would for another Does that make sense?

I have such a strict vision on my wedding. Really? You will conform. Really? Yeah. Wait, tell me about it. I want to have a gorgeous chapel. I already see like my gorgeous little dress and I want to walk down the aisle to video games. Wait, really? Can you do that? Can you? No, it's a cathedral. Wait, what can you not get married in if you're not Catholic? Oh, a church. Can you just get married in church and not be religious? Are you religious? No, I was like, I did my...

First communion But I didn't do My confirmation So it's like I technically Can't get married But like yes you can Really You know how many Crooked churches There probably are Slide them a couple hundred bucks Yeah there's got to be Some sort of like Black market Cause it's like And in today's society It's like Pop tag the chapel I'm agnostic I'm still gonna get married In a gorgeous little church Yeah churches are Just so beautiful I think I would Literally catch fire If I tried to marry In a church I think I need A Vegas moment The ring like Wouldn't slide on It's like this

like two magnets i could see you having like a courtney and travis like vegas wedding i now that i'm thinking about it like you know what i really i always feel this way like i just went to a wedding and every time i leave a wedding i go home and i get sad like do you know the feeling like when you're little a little kid and christmas is over and you're really sad like my wedding cannot be one day yeah like i think it's sometimes it's like a week a destination wedding is usually like a week long like i could in order i think for me to like

Save it to the hard drive I need it to be more than one day Well yeah Cause that's scary You ever have a bad day And it just didn't happen And it's like Oh fuck Right Right Am I in mood I'd be waking up Pissed as fuck All the time No I would be Furious Imagine waking up The morning after your wedding And you're like Oh I just spent Fucking $200,000 Or more That's what I'm saying Or spires remorse Of all time And now it's all just gone And like we're just Back in our house And what So that fucking Susie and Sammy Can go talk shit About the food You had at your wedding Like yeah Yeah

Saying that their fucking salmon was dry. Oh, I'd be so mad. And that happens. And every time I hear it happen, every time I hear someone say anything negative about a wedding, I literally like, I cringe inside because I'm like, if this happened to me, I would be sick.

Sick I am also so passionate About it just being like Maybe live stream gate Really gave me this Clarity but like Just being the people Closest to me Like that literally Like fuck Susie and Sammy Like you know I don't want anyone That like It's so crazy Same I'm in a Wedding party right now I'm a bridesmaid With 17 other girls Holy shit There's 17 bridesmaids But also me as well Which also is so fun though Because it's like All our call It's like girls I've always I don't even know 17 people Well this is our Very tight knit Um

Like blood sisters. Dead serious. That's so crazy. This one's honestly like nothing important, but just really fucking weird. My what was I calling him? Greg. My Greg reached out on December 9th, sent me film photos that he took of me at his house and

No context. Sent the pictures. Oh, you look amazing. Thank you. Wait, where'd you get that dog? With his crusty dog. Yeah, that dog looks like it's been... Smells like Fritos. Don't you love that when a man has a dying dog and you're just like, let me stop. No, he's really... Wait, hold on. Honestly, finish your sentence. Like, look at the cataracts in his eyes. Stop. But like, to you, it's the cutest dog ever because you like the boy. You know what's fucked up about LA? In the time that film develops, like...

Oh yeah So this He reached out He sent me those On December 9th I answered like Two days later Because I'm a busy gal

I just have to look busy. And I said, wow, I look gorgeous. And he never responded. So it's like, what the literal fucking hell? He probably did that to try to hook up with you that day. And then he maybe lost the thought. I lost my window. You should post them with a really evil caption. That's hilarious. That is hilarious. I want to know who else was on that roll. How many girls got photos from that roll alone? Just me. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put that out here. This is so funny.

That's insane. That is really like satanic work. That is satanic work. I'm sorry that happened to you. You deserve better. I know. Perhaps a woman. Perhaps BB. Listen to this diabolical shit. Like...

I love when you laugh like that. I like your laugh. So I go to shoot a Kevin Lang video. I feel like I fucking told this story. You said something about Kevin Lang. You said he's really funny and I like him. Oh, yeah. I told you that part. OK. But he does Jubilee style videos, but with stand up comedian. So it's super funny, whatever. I go to shoot it and I don't know if I'm allowed to spoil the video, though. Whatever. You can just give it. We don't have a quick turnaround. All right.

Yeah, you're right on these parts. The style of this video. So I'm sitting on a panel of judges, right? With like five people and we're all judging. There's one girl and there's five guys. Okay. And...

The girl continues to talk with each of the five guys. And she is in a seven-year-long relationship with one of the five guys. Okay? Like, and it's our job to figure out who she is actually in this seven-year relationship with. Okay? And all of these men are, like, trying to put this on their IMDb, right? So they're, like, giving it their all. Oh, so they're trying to make it seem like they're the one. Yes. Exactly. Exactly. And the entire time, there's this guy. Okay? And he is...

everyone is convinced. Like, and even Kevin Lang, like they're all saying we usually it's a lot more debate. Like, you know what I mean? Like we don't usually know who the person is in these scenarios, like whatever. And everyone is so immediately sure it's this guy. Right. And this process takes like an hour and a half. Okay. They're reading old text messages to like to each other in front of us, like live reading them. So we can like guess who really sent those texts. Each guy is like,

sharing anecdotes about her but this one guy is just like we went to Big Bear in fucking 2014 and we did this and this and this and like our first most in-depth convincing responses you have ever heard and like all I don't like her mom because of this and her dad is like this and all of this and they have chemistry like everyone is so sure it's this guy and I'm just like cracking jokes and kind of have this hunch that I'm like damn like if it's not this guy like serial killer of the century and

Like do you get what I'm saying? Like what's her name's movie? Anna Kendrick. Like just like if, if this guy is not her boyfriend of seven years and one of the other guys in this lineup is like, he just out boyfriended the boy. Yeah. I'd be so embarrassed if I was the real one. Literally. Like if you are able to lie that well on site, then you need to like join the fucking. I don't know. And,

So eventually we all put in our votes. Everyone is voting for this convincing guy. I'm like, fuck it. I think it's someone else. I vote, whatever. And all the comedians are beefing too. They're like, what the fuck? Like, no, it's obviously this guy, right? Come to find out, it's not this guy. Like he did the most...

fascinating, incredible job of like lying and acting. Is she involved in it? Like she's, she's responding. Yes. And like her chemistry with him was crazy. And like, they're like giggling at each other. Like, but I almost would have found something like off about like, it was so convincing. I cannot like stress it enough. It was so fucking convincing. This man was like lying so well that he should join the CIA. I'm so fucking serious. Like, and so come to find out it's not him. And mind you, when we started filming, he said his favorite, uh,

was Tame Impala. He longboarded away. Oh no. Paige was sold. And now she's going on a date with this man. Paige.

And then I'm like, why are they always bad? Because he's like lying diabolically through his fucking teeth in front of me. And I'm like, oh, it's fine. Or maybe all of those things he said were true, but it was another woman he was deeply in love with. Well, that's also not great. Why? Because I've been down that path before. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't recommend it to a friend. I think I've seen this film before. But now he keeps following up with you via text. Like, I think you should really...

See it through. Relentlessly. This man will not stop hitting me up. Okay, well, maybe give it a second and see how persistent he is because that might make you not want to see him. No, I think it's, like, making me, like, like him more. Really? Yeah, but I'm, like, really not engaging with him. But I admire the consistency. No, that's a serial killer. Well, proof is in the pudding. I don't know. I'm kind of into it. And, like, I'll stand on his pegs, you know? What does that mean? I don't know. Like, he, like, biked away, like, standing on his pegs.

Like I'll like sit on his skateboard and he can like push me around. Oh, bless your heart. You know what? Canada event. I know. He could end up being, listen to my tone. Let me just stop. You know what? He could end up being a really good guy.

I have a story about the paparazzi. Oh, God. Which team they're on. No, but I really do. But we could save it for the Patreon if you want. We've been kind of cooking over. I've got, you know, I'm just so happy to be here. I just, I love this place. I'm like trying to give them a teaser at the end of the episode. I'm like, the paparazzi in LA have gone too far. More on Patreon. The paparazzi.

no but guys thank you so much for this year of cancelled i know the next episode that is coming out is with alex warren and i this is the last time that we are filming in 2024 and it has been the craziest roller coaster ever and the craziest year like and just all live the most consistent thing i think was this fucking couch for us you know and

This one specifically. Honestly, some other couch, but you know, just sitting down to podcast and I just appreciate everyone's support through and through. And I'm really, really excited for what 2025 is going to bring. I think that we should start the top of next year with an award show episode and anything you guys want to see for the future of canceled next year. Like,

I would just love any requests, like any topics, any guests, anything that you want us to do. We're always willing to reinvent, to revamp, to, you know, bring a little spice. Oh yeah. Tell them to the podcast. Yeah. We love you guys so, so, so much. Happy holidays and happy new year. We will see you in 2025. Love you guys. That's crazy. 2025. It is crazy.

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