109: 2nd Annual Cancelled Awards
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Hello and welcome back to the second annual Canceled Podcast Awards. First try was crazy. That was like, I'm not even kidding. Fuck, perfect example once again. Brooke was so poised and you and I actually were like dying. That was like harder than taking the SATs. It is so like nice to be in such a nice studio. No, this is so beautiful. I feel like there's like a smooth filter on us. No popcorn ceilings. And we look so heavenly and nice and it's crazy because we're actually about to like

ruin our lives and careers and brand deals, but it's nice to have something. Brand deals. Right. I'm like, no, not here. You know, the vibrators of the world, right? It's nice to have something annual.

No, we're late. Is it really annual? It's a tradition. Yes. And that's beautiful. Something to keep us going. Something to look forward to. I have been really looking forward to this. I'm not kidding. And I'm so excited. I'm so excited to do this. We have our beautiful host, Paige Camerlin today. And if you guys tuned into last year's, we kind of just made shit up.

As we went. And we're doing the same thing again this year. Like three girls with a notes app and a dream and just evil mindsets, really. I think it's like Brooke and I sat and we like wrote all the categories for this and we were like, yes, this is perfect. This is the finished award show. And then I was like rereading it today and I was like, not one of these topics is like nice. I know. We're miserable people. Yeah.

But it brings me joy. Like, hating brings me joy, and I think it's so fun. Dude, I was watching American Ninja Warrior the other day, which is good crossover for us because I know that's kind of right up your alley right now. And I was being such a hater, and then I had this whole out-of-body experience where it's like, Tana, this is this person's lifelong dream. Like, who cares what shoes they're wearing? It's just like, you're mean. You're a mean, miserable hater. Wait, hold on. Are there shoes that you should be wearing right now?

No, just like little, like that was just like little things. Like I was just being a hater. I was laughing at people. And like...

karma will get you i do just love to hate i know and talk shit and like sue me honestly and people provide you with so much it's like when we were really sitting thinking about like the big things to talk about in 2024 like it's rare that people do good shit like everything on tiktok that went viral is usually someone doing some crazy shit including us yeah i'm sure good shit happened but i didn't see it

Yeah, that's, you know, we're just not on the... Not my for you page. Yeah, we're not really on the philanthropic side of TikTok. I don't even have a for you page anymore. People like to skim past like the good deeds in life. Yeah. So you deleted your TikTok app and now you like don't have it back? Not at all. I'm an idiot.

an idiot. I'm literally an idiot. I'm not kidding. No way. Because that's like a no shit that was going to happen but I just kept opening it. I didn't think it was coming back. I kept opening it and opening it and opening it. I just didn't think about not being able to re-download it. And so I was like you know what let me just delete it and I'll get it back when it comes back. Nope. It came back. I can't get it back. Even just like writing these topics down like being like

Haley, Bo Bailey, let them eat cake. It's like, it's the same thing that I've always said. It's like, we just know too much. Like I would love that terabyte free. And I can't imagine like, I'm jealous, honestly. The one morning I woke up without the TikTok app, I swear to God, I got out of bed in three minutes. Normally it takes me like two hours to get up because I'm just scrolling, doom scrolling. Three minutes I was out of bed. I've been seeing people say that, like you're supposed to just immediately get up. Can't. Like if I had a dick, I'd be peeing in water bottles.

Girl, I have always fucking said that. Like, I'm not getting up for shit. They have the little women ones, but you know I'd just miss. We'd be going all over the floors. Yeah. I thought about peeing in the bed, like, on purpose the other day. Elaborate. A little more, please.

That was it. I hold my pee really crazy and I know it's going to affect me later in life. I'm definitely going to be diapered up. Or the opposite. You'll have like your muscles built up. Like you'll be able to hold on to it. Like we probably won't be able to. We should get into the awards. Okay. I was going to say I've like given myself a UTI from holding my pee before but we don't even have to. I definitely don't. Award time. So we had to slightly change up

are awards from last year because last year we had a whole segment of like 20 awards that were most fuckable blank. I would still do it. Like, I think we're funny as fuck for that. Like most fuckable middle-aged person is so funny. Okay. Honestly, let's bring that one back. Please, I'm begging. Like so funny. And it's like,

I do feel like the people that we're with are very secure and it wouldn't matter but then I still feel like I would catch strays like the internet would just call me a cheater so I try to like avoid that whatever I know I guess that's true it's like you're not Makoa doesn't care me off TikTok for one day I'm like who cares what they say

Queen off Reddit. Who cares? Yeah. That is so true. I just can't read it. I can't see it. It doesn't exist. Call me a cheater. Do it. What were they? We have Devin here today. We have a gay person finally on set with us. I've been needing to talk to a gay person for so long. We've been talking about this for literally two years. We need a gay person in-house. And we finally have an in-house gay person producer who is so amazing. And it's just, it's great. What were the most fuckables? Should we try to just go off tops?

most fuckable streamer is crazy we literally said that just because we had one streamer we wanted to call fuckable no I think it was like I wanted to call dream fuckable and that just ended up turning oh yeah no that's what it was we started making up categories just so that we could say like oh I want to fuck this person it would be like most fuckable like Dorman it is crazy I was getting I was leading myself so astray before I met Makoa because it's like I knew I wanted to outsource you know what I mean like I had done the

the archetypes the musicians the like influencers or whatever so i just started getting really crazy really creative yeah like it's you know like i'm surprised like right now would be like most fuckable snake wrangler you know it's crazy because there's a guy for that it's rob thank god are there normal ones or do we just not i don't know i mean who's fuckable at this point anyone bob dylan bob dylan oh don't even get me started we saw a complete unknown last night and like

Timothee Chalamet is just superhuman. I'm loving the era he's in right now, back on his SNL, really funny. Silly Goofy. Doing his press tour. It was the most amazing movie ever. Did you see? He showed up to the premiere on a Lime bike. Didn't he get a ticket? What?

I don't know but I love him so bad I heard he got a ticket for parking it badly That has to be a sponsorship right? Like there's no way I don't know unless he's just like trying to be quirky and it's working on me Well cause I didn't limes kind of start people started to catch on to the fact they're actually really dangerous so maybe they need some I have a friend who's been in a coma for like months

girl what okay he's not he's not anymore but like he literally got run over by a car on a lime scooter what yeah and then oh and it was my my old roommate's brother and as the second he woke up she posted him in a wheelchair to they see me roll i'm like everyone's going to jail anyway don't get on limes i do it all the time you do love to lime i love liming so any fuckables or we just should we start with timothy chalamet

Please begging God. Oh my God. Most fuckable everything. You get like really sad. She like wouldn't see a complete unknown with me for a couple of days. Cause she was like, I'm going to be so sad after cause I can't have him. I get that. I used to feel that way about Nick Jonas. Like literally like it wasn't even an enjoyable experience to be a fan the way that I was. It was like, I'm never going to get to have him. And it fucking made me. That's what I felt about Bieber. But that's why I dated Brad. I was telling her she just needs a lookalike. No, but then I would be so sad. It's not like the Timothy, but there's, first of all, there's a reason Timothy is hot. It's not, it's not how he looks. No, it is.

And everything about him. He's hot, but like. He's my dream. That is literally my fucking dream. I think a lookalike would satiate you in some ways. No, because I'd be so mad. It's not like the OG to me. No, but like two shots and like imagine. No, because I'd be crying. There is something to be said about the fact that you had a substance abuse issue at the time that you were dating your doppelganger. Yeah. She starts calling him Justin. No.

No, but it was everything because like I would get drunk enough that I was like, you know what? Like if I really just squint and like imagine like Bieber's fucking me. Two vodka crayons and a Benadryl. Two vodka crayons and a Benadryl is so real. I'm like fucking the hat man at the same time. No. It really is.

Anyway. Categories? I mean, should we start with a negative one or a positive one? I think we should get more positive as we go because by the end, people are going to really have a bad taste in their mouths and we're going to have to bring them back up to... That's genius. Or should we just flip-flop? We could flip-flop. There's way more negative. It goes without being said, these have no...

structure these are not organized in any way shape or form this is just as it came right out of our brain no i had a double shot of espresso and just started clacking in my notes app and it's gonna show now first um subcategory is well does page read them because she's our host oh my god i forgot world's best host okay big gold pin in sleeping on the job it's your time to shine

I'm like, yeah, I need to sing Break BRB. You should have a cig and black sunglasses and start singing like a Rolling Stone, please. How does it feel? Okay, are we just going off this? Yeah, you could even pick it like, oh, if you want, like throw me and Brooke off, you know, like, oh, spice it up. Okay, guys, our first category for the canceled podcast awards. This celebrity or influencer caught astray.

Our nominees for this category are Brittany Broski, Tessa Brooks, and Zach Sang. Oh, okay. So these are the people that we think...

Caught astray. Yeah, we were talking about it and we're like, who are we a little too hard on this year? Yeah, who just genuinely like was strappin' all in our like mental gymnastics? Yeah, I think there was a moment there where we were just coming at everyone's neck and I think we were just like, maybe there was some underlying issues that we were dealing with, perhaps some insecurity and...

I think that some people were victimized wrongfully. Yeah, I agree with that. Now I have a question here because I don't think we're going to have the same answers. Okay. Like, do you think it's one of those things where we award what we think? For this, I think we do have the same answer because I, for example, I don't think Zach Sang caught a stray. I think he...

I might have gone a little too far, but I don't regret that. I regret Brittany Broski. I regret. I think Brittany Broski caught a stray. I'm a Brittany Broski apologist. I love you. I'm so sorry. That was an inside conversation. That was like the camera went off. We sat there with Trisha. Like we could have been like, I got this text, let off the steam like that. That didn't need to be an SD card export publish. Yeah. And I, there's, I don't know. There's something to be said about like the,

we learned this lesson this year and we always say like, Oh, we just learned this, but it's like, no shit. We don't always have like an understanding of how it's going to be received. Like in our, in our heads, or at least in my head at that time, I was like, Oh, this is good. Maybe she'll see this and be like, Oh, I should go on. Wait. So she caught a stray because she politely declined the offer to come on the pod. Don't catch another. Okay. Her verbiage to me via text when asking, Oh,

You know, it stung a little. Sure. Like, I was like, oh, you know? Again, did I need to export and publish that? Probably not. And I think now, like, it's like she ate. She was ahead of her time. Yeah, she knew what she was doing. Yeah, she knew something, like, we didn't even know at the time. 100%. Like, she was that so raven for that, and she knew. Bitch had her crystal ball out. Yeah, and, like, she, protect your peace, broski. And, like, inside conversation. So, therefore, I think it's a stray. You apologized to Tessa, but I think that

I don't know. I think I agree with you with Zach saying too, like just the volume was very up, but it was a trying time. Yeah. I was getting really, really like excited at that time. I love excited. I love excited. I think, I think it just, everyone was just building me up and I was like ready to explode and something exploded. Yeah. You were like about to come like Zach saying like right before you came. Yeah.

I lost that clarity on all of this. Honestly, that's exactly it. We were like really edging all year and then didn't delete. No, I liked it. I liked it. Yeah, I'm going to give it to Brittany Broski. First award. Yes, Brittany. You think she would ever send us a cease and desist? Like to me, I just...

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Hey there, Kevin here. I'm sorry for interrupting your podcast, but you just have to hear about this. We have never lived in a world where so few people know how to grow their own food, including you listening to this right now. You've probably tried, killed some plants and got a little bit sad. We've all been there. I was there many years ago, but it's so important to know what goes into our bodies. It's so important to cultivate family traditions for our children and

And what better way to do that than growing some of your own food? That's where we come in. Epic gardening. We've taught millions of people around the world how to do it.

We've got everything you need for a bountiful season. From our engaging YouTube tutorials to our durable metal raised garden beds, we make growing your own food simple and enjoyable and easy. This spring, do not just plant a garden. Cultivate a family tradition. Reconnect with nature, bond with your family, and make every moment count. Visit shop.epicgardening today and let's get growing.

Our next category is for the funniest rebrand. The nominees are Gypsy Rose, Nikocado Avocado, and Gabbie Hanna. Those are some good rebrands. Wait, what was the first one? Gypsy Rose. Gypsy Rose. She went from murderer to mother. How is that? She had the baby. Uh-huh. And apparently it's Jimmy Carter. And then...

Nikocado avocado You know Really popped up That's what I would call An impressive rebrand Yeah Yeah maybe it's best rebrand Who What was the third one Gabby Hanna And Gabby Hanna So she kind of went from like To like Gym fitness Pilates host Yeah

Right? I like that for her. Yeah, she slayed with that. Best rebrand. I'm going to go Nikocado Avocado. I was the most locked into that one. I think no one thought he was going to show up gaunt. I just love the social experiment or the really like...

He took it there. The panda head. Like, you know, there were some props. They were like, you know. Yeah, and he thought about every little step, like how he could prove that like they weren't, you know. Two steps ahead. Yeah, and like I really like, I could paint that. Like him in the red shirt. Like it just, him like on the strip, like those videos when we thought they were AI. I'm going to go Nikocado Avocado. Yeah, he really fooled the masses. And I'm going to copy her. Mm-mm.

I agree. Do you think he did Manjaro? Yeah. I think everyone did Manjaro. It was so funny seeing people admitting their secrets on TikTok and just saying they were on Ozempic. And it's like, we knew. Okay, guys. Our next category is for the wackiest endorsement. Our nominees are Bryce Hall, MAGA,

Alyssa Violet backing Jason Nash. And lastly, Colleen Ballinger. And JoJo Siwa. And JoJo Siwa. So JoJo Siwa endorsing Colleen? Yes. Oh, that was rough. Did I just write Colleen Ballinger? No, I think I just skipped a few things. Okay, improv. Okay, we've got wackiest endorsement. We've got Bryce Hall with MAGA. We've got...

Alyssa Violet and Jason Nash. And we've got JoJo and Colleen. I don't even think that's that wacky. I think she's just a little off her rocker. I'm going to go personally with Bryce Hall just because it was like very much so like, what do you mean Donald Trump just called you on stage? Oh, I didn't even think about that. Like the reverse. I'm thinking Donald Trump endorsing Bryce Hall. Right. Yeah. You have a valid point there. That might sway, no pun intended, my final decision.

Did you write that? Be honest. No, no, but it was so good. I'm just, you don't believe it. She wasn't right. It's hard because I'm just so passionate about how wacky of an endorsement Jason, Ash and Alyssa Violet was like, I guess it was kind of just out of nowhere. Just wacky as all get out. Why was she writing for him so hard? Like, like, like,

I'd like to see her passionate about something again. Like Donald Trump and Bryce Hall really does like make sense. And so does Jojo and Colleen. It makes sense. But it's like, what is Bryce Hall doing like at a rally? No, it doesn't make sense. I mean, it does make sense. Like, did you see who was at the inauguration? Oh, yeah. Who wasn't at the inauguration? Yeah, it's so true. It's so fucking true. I'm going to go Alyssa Violet and Jason Ash for my wackiest endorsement. But that's just me. I'm going to go Donald and Bryce. I'm going Donald and Bryce.

We have a divided nation here. We sure do. As we do. Our next category is funniest cancellation. Our first nominee is Hawk Tua with her coin. Our second nomination is sketch corn. And our third nominee is Nara Smith with her fuck ass bob.

This one's an easy answer for me, honestly. I feel bad for Hawk Tua getting canceled. Like she had to just, she's been silenced. Oh yeah. Has Hawk Tua not been talked to? Yeah, she's off the edge. She's not hawking or talking to anyone. Wait. Oh, I didn't even know she got canceled down like that. Oh girl. Like I feel like that's the first thing of like, don't let a coin get you down. No, I think it's like, I think it's very like serious as far as like the legal battle of it all. Cause like a lot of people actually lost so much money.

But also like who? Like who? Okay, honestly, it's like if you're buying that Hawk coin or something. No, but like Darwin's law. Darwinism. And honestly, that was natural selection. What is it? What is it? She just said Darwin's law.

Darwinism. Am I on to something? Am I close to what I'm trying to say? Yes, yes, yes, very. Like if you spent money on the Hawk to a coin, you deserve to no longer have that money. Yeah. You know, like that is just nature weeding them out. I agree with that, but I just feel, I do feel bad for her because she just had, like she was really like on one with her little podcast. She was having so much fun. I know. She was getting all this attention and she was being so funny and then.

It's a great example of just like management. I feel like that's just kind of like a rite of passage, though. That happens to so many little influencers. Yeah, I guess get it out of the way. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Better now than later. It was a half a billion dollar scam.

Okay, yeah. Oh, wait, hold on. What? She needs a hiatus. Hold on, hold on. Wait, what do you mean it was a half a billion dollars scam? Are you telling me the public spent half a billion dollars investing into this coin? Nerd finance shit. It got up to a market cap of $500 million. What?

before plummeting down to 25 million. People bought enough for it to get up to that price and then they rug pulled it, sold it all. That's actually the most insane thing I've ever heard. There's a new one that I tried to invest in the other day because it was like, it was up like a hundred and, or I don't even know the numbers. I don't want to say the numbers because I'll sound so stupid, but it was like, if you had invested a thousand dollars, you would have made a hundred thousand dollars by morning. Yeah, that's actually insane. But it was like a meme coin or something, but someone told me to do it. I was like, I'm going to do it. But apparently you have to have a driver's license. Oh,

I'm gonna go Nora Smith's Bob. No, that's the funniest one by far. Yeah, I agree. Hawk Chua's coin is just a little sad. Same with sketches because I really, I love him and like,

But he was on it. But the category is funniest cancellation. And he was so funny with the way that he handled it. You actually are so right. He was hilarious. Right? Like the way that he went about it. Oh, no. He has my vote. I love him. I love I'm like sketches. Absolute biggest fan. I love him so much. I still think people being genuinely up in arms about the back of Nora Smith's head is

Was like a highlight of my year in pop culture. I thought it was a fake image. Honestly, I still look at that and I'm like, there's no way anyone's neck is that skinny. Oh yeah, bobblehead McGee. But also getting canceled for like having gay. Sketch, you have my vote. Love you. Yeah.

What's up brother? Okay. What was the other one? Hawk to a coin. Oh my God. I imagine her mugshot and like Hawk to a behind bar. She's so little. I hope that doesn't happen. I hope someone's checking on her. Cause like, I mean, this is all assuming that she had no idea what was like at what point to though. Like, yes, she's the face of that, but like other people should be held accountable for. Yeah. Okay. Next category.

This category is good intentions. Our first nominee, Jeffree Star, live stream gate. Oh, this is a category of what things that we meant well with good intentions. Horrible outcome. Oh, yeah. Next one. You may know her pretty well. I know her severely. Well, page filling in for Brooke on the canceled podcast.

And our last nominee, Brooke buying Mouse the cat at the Grove. All the intentions there were really good. If we were able to see the future in any of those scenarios, I think we would have maybe done things differently. I'm going to agree with that. That's hard because it's like, wow. Yeah, I just really was thinking about how all of those things ended up playing out. It's just funny to me even like,

filling in in that episode, like the way people were up in arms. But I think if we had done anything differently, people would have been equally up in arms about that. No, yeah, it was definitely a very lose-lose situation. Oh, yeah. Oh, I was losing. I'm going to go Jeffree Star livestream gate because like in my head, truly, I thought that like

That was just going to be like so easy, simple and fun. Yeah. And what could be cuter and like more special than that? For like the patrons, everything. The galaxies. Yeah. But like now looking back on it, I'm like, of course that went down exactly the way that it did. Yeah. But it's almost like two. Sometimes I wouldn't change anything because like, yes, people were like up in arms about that. People had so many negative things to say. But like that was also very funny and like a huge thing.

You know, if you paid for that amount of marketing for us and our wonky little podcast, it probably would have costed a lot of money. So true. Honestly, I like that outlook. But I do say like mouse takes the cake because like what the fuck was that? I really thought, oh, I'm just going to get a second cat. And now I have like literally a cat.

You're actually so right. Like changed your life completely. Completely. And all because of a manic episode I had. I'm not even kidding. I was walking around the Grove. I was having like, not a bad day. Cause it was a really good day, but I was like so emotional. And I was like, what can I do? Second cat. Bye. And everything. I, my life will never be the same. I have a toddler for the next 20 years. Yeah. You know what? I got to hand it to myself. Um, I'm giving this award to me because you know, you really caught like,

The craziest amount of strays From that which was nuts Like you just stepped directly Into a line of fire That like Oh yeah Had nothing to do with you And thanks for loving us Enough to be willing to do that I know And I'm sorry Because that I do take Like partial blame of course For that It just like

it was a shitty situation because we were being pinned against each other. Yeah, no, everyone hated me. I like to think without reason. I'm giving this to myself for all the people in my DM saying no one wants a big back as a co-host. Look at me now. I'm hosting the canceled podcast second annual award. Bitch.

That is awesome that we all had a different one. Our next category is for our favorite celebrity child. Our first nomination is Megan. We should have, let's put some respect on Megan Trainor's kid. What is its name? It is crazy. His little glasses. His red velvet glasses. He's so cute. Barry. What's his name? Barry? Oh, like Barry. Like, why was I thinking like Barry? Oh, like Barry. Yeah. Okay. Like berries and cream.

Yeah, like, hello? What's wrong with me? Okay. Our first nomination is Meghan Trainor's child, Barry. Our second nomination is Elvis Pettis Hackman. And our third nomination, Gypsy Rose's baby, Aurora. I knew it'd make me laugh! Aurora, like Aurora Borealis? Or like the princess? Yeah, like the Disney princess. Sleeping Beauty?

Sleeping Beauty is kind of really funny that she named her kid after Sleeping Beauty because like her mom was like in REM. Yeah. Welcome back. Feels good to be here. But I guess she can't avoid like the topic of sleeping for the rest of her life. I just have such a soft spot for both Trisha's kids because they're like...

Is it like, you know how you like love your own kids so much that you think they're cute? It's like, I feel like I might love her so much that I just, her kids to me, I'm like, there's no cuter kids. I couldn't agree more. Malibu's getting so grown and big too. I'm like, oh my God. I can't wait till she really starts like chatting. You want to hear the cutest thing? A few nights ago, we were at Trisha's filming Not Loveline and Malibu's new thing is she goes up to Trisha at night and she goes, let's do nice and cozy, which means they're having cuddle time.

Like they get nice and cozy under a blanket and like watch a movie. Oh my God. It's so sweet. It's everything. It's not the other nominees. It's Malibu. Yeah. You're right. I don't really care for Aurora. Yeah. Like we don't know Aurora Rose Blanchard. But God, I want to. And like leave Meghan Trainor's kid alone. He is really, really cute though. He's so smart. Remember when he sent us that video that said, stop vaping. Yeah.

Our lives are so fucking weird because what do you mean Meghan Trainor's kid sent us a video that said stop vaping? It was adorable. And I mean, no notes, Barry. I can't stop, but that's crazy. Yeah, I'm going to go Elvis Paytas Hackman. Me too. And Malibu Barbie. Of course. Paytas Hackman.

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This one might be my personal favorite category. Rodent Man of the Year. Okay, our nominees for this category are Barry Keoghan, Timothee Chalamet, and Paul Mezcal.

I still don't know what Paul Mezcal looks like, and you've shown me nine times. You disgust me. Sorry. But the problem with Paul Mezcal is, like any other rodent man, unless you know about him, you might not think he's that attractive. Right. That's true. The rodent men are carried by their lore. Oh, can we also? Who was the first one? Barry Keoghan? Yeah. Oh, that's daddy. Absolutely not.

So hot Wait can I also add in a nominee Yeah Selfishly Matty Healy Smallest man who ever lived No He's a rodent man though Love me Yeah but he's not winning anything Oh he might be I personally I have a hot take Like I'm just not Yeah I'm not I was only subscribed to Barry Keoghan With Sabrina in tow Right And now that he is Well to be clear She's in tow She's driving Yeah

That's true. That is really true. He's dead now that he's gone. Yeah, it's Timothy for me. Timothy to me is a close second, but Paul Mezcal, I have such a soft spot for him this year. Oh my God, he did so good. Gladiator, he was so hot. No, like look at him. Once upon a time when you were my... Yeah, I love Timothy. I like Timothy. I want to fuck Timothy as Wonka. Yo! Like, no notes. Do you think him and Kylie roleplay? I fucking hope so.

Imagine Kylie Jenner roleplaying. Or honestly, I would also take him as his character on SNL. And he's like, yeah. Well, I only dated people like that for years, unfortunately. Yeah, honestly, you dated that man already. I will say Barry in Saltburn, though. Oh, my God. I love a liar. I love Jacob Lordi's. Yeah, like that picture. And I love a honker. Oh, my God. For me, it was at the gravesite. Oh.

Oh, you were trying to be that dirt? Yes. Ooh, I like, wait, scroll up, I like his tech neck. What do you mean tech neck? Get the cheek. What is tech, like tech deck? Tech neck. But I'm saying, like, does tech neck derive from, like, the little mini skateboard? Can I, like, actually, no, can I pull something? Barry Kilgan, like, frequently looks like he just got beat up. Like, like lost a fight. I feel like Barry Kilgan. What's the other one? Wait, how do I own? Yeah, Paul, let's go.

I'm crying. Oh, Paul. Is he Irish? He looks Irish. Yeah, he's Irish. Is he actually Irish? I had to have known that before and then I'm just trying to like. And his accent too. It's just like everything combined. He is a hot rodent man. He is my hall pass. Also, him with Gracie is like too powerful. Yeah, that's a really hot couple. Yeah, I'm going Timothy. But also hate him because. What do you do?

Phoebe Bridgers, who I'm cosplaying today. I'm dressed as Phoebe Bridgers. I'm dressed as Boy Genius. But how do you know she's not so... Left her for Daisy, Edgar Jones.

No, that's a rumor. No, have you seen the pictures at the Met Gala? Yeah, it's one image of him happening to look in her direction and people made this entire narrative around it saying that he left Phoebe and was in love with Daisy, which he should have been, honestly, because they're normal people. Wait, Ami, can you look up Paul Mezcal at the Met Gala? But not versus Phoebe. I feel like you guys are actually speaking Mandarin right now. Like, I have no idea what you're saying. The picture of him looking at Daisy while... Oh my God!

Oh, it makes me sick. Oh, I always see the memes made with this though. And they're so good. Oh,

didn't see an old friend and he just was appreciating her on the carpet. Because he dated her after. That picture says everything. Caught in 4K. I'm making that my Twitter header no context. And then there's a video where he has his hands around both their hips and he takes his off of Phoebe's who he was dating at the time. Big T. Oh that is kind of crazy. Okay I guess now that I'm being enlightened maybe I feel differently. My pink cankles versus my orange body right now. Pink cankles.

is crazy that sounds like a like a tiktok artist like tomorrow if you were like pink cankles his new song i'd be like yeah pink cankle club it sounds like someone chris miles hangs out with okay me and pink cankles are in the stew okay please please please please please okay our next category

Worst guy. Our nominees. Just that. Just that. So real. Worst man. Our nominees for this category are Zach Bryan. Boo. Hallie Kate's boyfriend. And. I don't even know who that is. Clinton Kane. Oh. That's a good one. Which one?

Which one's Hallie Kate? The blonde and the blonde versus redhead? You know, the little redhead girl. It was like their whole drama. But here's why I think this man belongs on this list. Okay? Because those two girls had like the biggest feud of the century. And he just sat back and just like enjoyed having these two beautiful girls fight over him. And he let Hallie like kind of not look... I don't want to say look stupid, but like...

He knew damn well that he asked Sophia on a date. Okay. And he let her think that she went out of her way and bent over backwards looking for this guy when he was, he literally DM'd her and said, let's go on a date on Thursday. Okay. And so Hallie is like having this whole thing and like talking about her on TikTok and then come to find out he literally was the one who asked her on a date. And Hallie, imagine finding that out. I'd be like,

Yeah. It's crazy that like if she ran it by him and he just sat there silently and like didn't say anything. Well, never along the way was he like, hey, maybe not so loud because I did low key ask her on a date. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. Like that's how I feel like he should have reacted. Maybe he did. And just like that whole beef being so centered around the women when it was like just so clearly his fault is crazy. He does kind of deserve the category the more that I think about it. But then I also like, you know, people really come for her for getting back with him and like how many times have we done that? Yeah.

More than I can count. Yeah. But also it's like Zach Bryan's in this category. Yeah. God damn. Zach Bryan. Oh, he swept this award. I don't know. Clinton Kane is a...

Oh, stacked, stacked crowd. That is so hard. Feels like it happened like lifetimes ago, but my series happened this year. This was like. Yeah. Zach, Brian and Clinton Kane is so hard because they both are pretty up there with like equally awful gremlin, like little Lego stature, like angry on the mic. Similar in so many ways. I could tell like just based on like how just what Brianna like became in that relationship. I literally was like, oh, she's dating Clinton.

Do we give Zach Bryan one extra point because good music slash arenas? Yeah. Yes. And like Clinton is somewhere right now singing at a wall. Right. No, I'm pretty sure I saw him in the airport the other day busking. I,

I always like almost see him. Like people really look like him. He's a monster. Yeah. He's a gremlin. But we also do have to add plus 50 to Clinton's score because he also faked the death of his entire family. So I guess Zach Bryan didn't fake the death of his family. And Clinton definitely didn't offer me any money. So. Oh, it's Clinton. Yeah. Clinton Cain. It's 100 percent Clinton Cain. Good job. You swept. We should really try to get his parents on the pod.

I'm not kidding. I have messaged her so many times. I tried everything. I tried everything. She, well. What's her name? Bruna? No, her name is. Oh, they're from Brunei. Yes. Oh, this is a good one.

Our next category is funniest beef. Oh, I'm starving. She wants that A5. Right. I'm like, let's end this. Our nominees for this category are Alabama Barker and Bad Baby. That's a good one. Corinna and Christine Sotolko. And lastly, Mr. Beast and Rosanna Pensino. Wow. I vote for the first one. They are all so funny.

Like, I think I expected myself to sooner die than see Rosanna Pansino, New York Times bestseller, America's sweetheart, yummy nummies herself, coming at Mr. Beast and his lunchly empire. Like, and not even one video, like 30. Like, that is 30 YouTube videos. Like, that is, it was so funny and so entertaining. Yeah.

And just so unexpected. All of it. Her being in the Mr. Beast games and then it like lighting a fire for her to like start this. Great. No notes. Alabama and Bad Baby just...

You know? I might add Alabama and Tana to this category. That was a funny beef. Oh, yeah. That was a misstep on my behalf. It was a hilarious beef, in my opinion, because you caught us straight. Okay? Oh, yeah. Because what was that about? Someone commented on her video, like, you look like Tana. And she said, no thanks. Wait.

It's crazy because over time I'm like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. But like, what the hell do you mean? No, thanks. Like that's the world's biggest insult. Like that's insane. And just like asking for my hair people and like all of her DMs to me. Like, yeah, no, I stand on that actually. The more I think about it. It was really like it was. I mean, I mean, needless to say, we shouldn't have been like mean, but it's like that was a hilarious like what the fuck out of nowhere kind of thing. Did she fire the first shot? Yeah, I had the first shot. Oh,

And it's so funny too because people always come at me for like going so hard. But in everything, like just know every single thing I've ever done, I could have gone harder. Alabama, I fear for your judgment day. No.

Needless to say, I'm team bad baby. I mean, Christine Sidelko was also just hilarious. Can you give me like a little refresh on that? No, you have to Google that on your own time. None of that can come out of my own mouth. I'm feeling stupid over here. Yeah, I'm not familiar. I think we should take a beat and you guys Google it. I just actually can't repeat any of the things that were said. What is it? BRB. Personally, Alabama and bad baby. Funniest beef. I'm going to go Christine Sidelko and Karina Kopf. Honestly, like that shit. No.

No, but like, oh God, I'm going to get in trouble for saying that. I'm sticking with Tana in Alabama. It wasn't an option, but I created it. That's a good one though. And I also, but also Rosanna Pansino and Mr. Beef. Like I, Mr. Beef. Get me off the mic. I'm starving. I love it. I love beef. Me too. Love it. Our next category is unlikely couples. Our first nominee, Lana Del Rey and her Alligator Man husband.

Second nominee, Bella Hadid and her cowboy. Oh, shit. Hot. Our third nominee, Ice Spice and Central Sea. And our last nominee, Sabrina and Barry. Aw. Aw.

I don't know how unlikely Sabrina and Barry is because I feel like it's always a beautiful girl and, like, some guy who looks, like, really weird. Yeah, like, that makes sense to me in my brain. You know? But, like, I'm... My personal, like, favorite couple, honestly, of the year is just Bella and Aiden because...

Is it Aiden or Adan? I don't know. Cover's so good. It doesn't fucking matter, but he is like the most fabulous cowboy ever. And now she is like cutting rookie of the year. And she's just so fabulous in her fucking stupid fucking little outfits. Yeah. I love it. I'm going Lana Del Rey and the alligator man for a fact. I love that, but that doesn't,

surprise me. Yeah, it's not that unexpected, but like I ate it up. Like the wedding with the tractors unmoved, like the drone shot pixelated, like people dressing up as it for Halloween. And just like the story, like he was her alligator tour guide and she married him. It's so kind. I love her so much. You know they were at La La Land the other day? What? The cafe? What? Her and him?

Yes. While they were still allegating. Yeah. I thought they broke up. No, no, they're married. She's happily married. She's so happy. Did you see them? No, I went in there the other day for like a, I don't even know, for a latte. And the girl was like, yeah, Lana was just in here. And I go, did she live in LA? And she goes, yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm staking out there. I would love to. I'm getting a job there. That's your Adam Sandler. That's like who you are dying to see in person, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my God. She's so fabulous. Have we ever seen her in person? Oh, we saw her, I guess at Coachella. At Coachella. She's just not real. Remember when you missed Harry Styles? A presence. I'll never forget. Wait, what'd you say? Nothing. Oh, when she missed Harry Styles. Yeah. I don't know why. I'm like beef. No reason. Just missed him. Yeah. I do miss him. Um,

Honestly, yeah, I'm giving my vote to Bella Hadid and her cowboy because you know what? I thought she was going to go back to the weekend again. I thought that was her thing. I thought she was going to be caught up on him. I'd love to see her doing the cutting stuff. She's so good. She's so happy. She lives in Texas now. And I love a famous bitch with just a normie. Or just like a hobby. I'd love to see a...

Like really rich and famous person. Like do something. Yeah. Just like, yeah. Like it's cool to see her and her like something like love. Yeah. They're so cute. And again, gorgeous, stunning, hot girl, average guy. And like, I hate to ever go off. I think he's a great looking guy. Well,

I hate to ever go off looks, but he just looks like he treats her right. She looks very happy. They look very cute. It doesn't feel like it's like... Holy fuck, she's stunning. She is so gorgeous. Jesus Christ. Have you guys seen Yolanda Hadid's architectural digest in Texas? No. She's just... It's so funny because we joke about how we conform to whoever we're dating. Yolanda literally... I'm not kidding. She started dating a cowboy. She lives in Texas now.

Her entire aesthetic is like studs. It's everything's cowboy. It's the funniest thing. You have to watch it because it's like, and she so wasn't like that before. Like Malibu beach. Do you remember like the reality TV show clips where like Gigi would be like, I haven't eaten in a week. And she'd be like, have an almond. It was her birthday and she wouldn't let her have cake. And they televised that. She's like, you can smell the frosting. Yeah.

She's like, okay, spit buckets. That's not funny. Spit buckets. Crazy. That's just God. 2000s reality television is like, I know I've been seeing all the new Scott Disick clips where he's like, yeah, Courtney, you're too fat. And she's like, I'm a hundred pounds. And he's like, yeah, 93 or nothing. Oh, I would.

Oh, I would never really let that slide. Wow, we really survived a day in the 90s. You know Scott Disick is the type too where like if he cooks you like you're going in the bathroom and crying. Like he like it's like. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's crazy. That's so wild. We all like pizza. But what about growing your own pizza sauce? Have you ever wanted to taste a tomato fresh off the vine from your own backyard? Here at Epic Gardening, we're here to help you turn that dream into a reality.

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Oh, there's only two. Oh. Okay, never mind. Scratch that. What was the second one? You want to come on the podcast, Alyssa. Oh, I loved that. What else? What else were like...

Some of those things like it just sucks because it didn't age well. My favorite. I was thinking about this as I fell asleep last night, which is like tells you everything you need to know about me. Like I need a stronger sedative. But like was the Matt Rife Osama bin Laden moment like that is my favorite. That did happen. That did happen. No, it didn't. It happened last year, I guess. Oh, my God. It was so good, though. I'm going to go. You want to come on the podcast, Alyssa? Like it's funny, too, because whenever I hear that now, like it

It makes me think of tour because that was like we use that in our tour intro and it was just like so yeah viral TikTok sound. Actually Alyssa you want to come on the podcast. And just directly into the camera like you didn't give a fuck. I was so passionate at that time and it sucks because now I can't even imagine feeling passionate enough in this space to come for somebody in that way.

It is just crazy. It is just crazy. We were too close to the sun. It will never be recreated. It was gold. But it was real. It was just fucking one after another. I was like, Alyssa, Zach, Clinton, Matt. Like, it was a whole thing. I just got too honest. I got carried away. And you know what? I apologize, everybody. I'm welcoming that energy in 2025. I had a great time. I love you want to come on the podcast, Alyssa. It was my favorite moment. She did. She asked to come on the podcast. And then she was like, this is why nobody wants to come on your podcast. Oh, my God.

She honestly, I will say she posted to TikTok about us the other day, like two days ago. Well, she posted, I mean, honestly, she just posted a photo of her or a video of her crying and she was like, this was me a couple months ago when I was getting canceled. And then all the comments were like, Brooke got her karma. And honestly, they ate me up because like, yeah.

That's how you know you delivered a line, though. When people take it and put it as a TikTok audio with an Azalea Banks song. And all things can be true. You know what I mean? Like, okay, Brooke got her karma. But also, like, wackiest endorsement, diva. You know? I don't know. Yeah. I guess that's true. You know I'm forever passionate about my stance on that one. I stand by it. Although some people were in her comments like, but did you get to use his pool? Like, you know how you said that?

That was... No, I stand on it. I had to see this on my web browser, by the way. That's hilarious. Our next category is best updated face.

Our nominees, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan, and Donatella Versace, Purple Heart. Did she update again? Did she do another update? Uh-huh, and it's good. Oh, yeah, did you see? Really? It's good. Wait, we know who we should have added is Demi Moore because Demi Moore looks amazing now and she looks like she's like really aging gracefully. But do you remember when she had like 30 seconds where she walked down the runway and she had that like crazy buckle fat removal? I thought that was...

A part of that runway. Like I thought that that was like, no, I just remember it being like, Oh my God, I remember that image. Exactly. I could paint that image right now, like with watercolor paints. But like, I thought that like the designer was like, well, I don't know what prosthetics on her. Oh, I don't know. But never even seen it. It is very, very wild. The concept of the substance and to act in that, but then also be actively getting, but I guess like she looks amazing. Yeah.

And I'm so happy for her. Like her whole Golden Globe speech, everything. Like she deserves all of this so much. And she does look amazing. Wait, what did you guys think about her and Kylie at the Golden Globes?

was a misunderstanding. Me too. I'm hoping it is. I'm a Kylie apologist. Good God. Well, I always just think like, I don't know. I've had that happen to me where I'm like kind of trying to get someone or like, do I insert myself in this conversation or do I not? And then I just... It's also just so wild to me how the internet like overanalyzes the most like minute human interactions and makes it this huge...

Like oh Demi must hate the Kardashians Because this this and this happened in 2013 And it's like oh my Maybe she had to pee Right Like realistically Maybe she was just like so overwhelmed And like

Beeline mindset And she like Didn't even notice What was going on Right Yeah I mean obviously You always hope In any situation like that Like if you're Talking to a guy You're gonna wanna say hi To his girl And like whatever Like I hope that it isn't This deeper like snub thing You know Lindsay Lohan I just am so happy for her Like Yeah I think

As sad as it is that society does give someone a resurgence of attention and love when they look a certain way. Like, I think that's so sad, but I've been wanting this for Lindsay Lohan for so long and she deserves it so much. I think the media just did so much shit to a girl who was clearly like broken and going through it and like dealt with the worst part of Hollywood. So to just see everyone like giving Lindsay Lohan the love and praise and attention that she fucking deserves and always has is like,

I love Lindsay Lohan. Fucking fabulous. She always looks fabulous. Like, what the fuck? And like, that's Lindsay fucking Lohan. Like, good for her. You know what I mean? I love that she, it's not so far like she looks like herself. I've said it before, Chase Holstein from Minnetonka High School, but she looks amazing. Lethal. She looks gorge. She does look so gorge. I like when you laugh hard and your jaw moves. Oh no. No, like in like, it's like,

You're going to have to look honestly. It's so funny because Brooke will do that to me too sometimes. And I know she means it truly so sweet, but then I'll never be able to do the thing again. No, I just, I always pay attention to it because it's like, it's almost like a, like. Like animated or bad? No, yeah, it's like animated. It's just cute. What? Oh, that's sweet. Okay, good. No, no, that is sweet. I was afraid we were going to make that into a bad thing. Oh. Honestly, I'm like, roll the tapes. It was so cute. Ha ha. No, because sometimes I hit like the.

I like that one too. I like that one too. I would do anything to just have a normal laugh. Like I've been hitting the like, so much lately. And it's like, girl, I love it. I wheeze. Like that's my new thing. No, you did a big wheeze earlier that got me going. And nothing makes me happier than a wheeze. Like that is like my true laugh. Like if I'm really cackling, I'm not cackling. That's the one thing that can make me laugh so much harder is like someone else wheezing. Yeah.

That's all I got. So what's your guys vote? Oh, I vote for Lindsay. Yeah. She looks amazing. And I vote for whatever is about to happen to me, seriously. Should we get into our favorites? Let's switch roles for a second. Oh, yeah. You host. Hostess of the mostest. These people should have wrapped it up. Worst parent. Ash Trevino. 17 diapers mom, Hannah Hyatt. And Parker Ferris's mother. I don't know any of these people. Oh.

That's why I skipped over the category. You guys have to remember, like, my TikTok for you page is people with, like, sock puppets doing covers of, like, Brat. Like, I'm not kidding. You would love Ash Trevino, to be honest. She's kind of camp. Like, we hate her. Everyone hates her, I guess. But is she funny? Is she, like, hooty? She's just, like, an entertainer. Like, she's a character. So, like, everything that she says and does is just so funny. Like, her little dancing. She'll, like, hit a little...

And she's just so funny. Like she'll get an Airbnb and she'll be like, she was talking to this like 19 year old guy and her daughter had a crush on him.

And it was like a whole thing. But she wins for me. She wins worst parent. I'm going to go 17 diapers mom Hannah Hyatt. I mean, just... Oh, yeah. So she... So quickly, spark notes. Originally became famous with a positive connotation. A trend went worldwide called 17 diapers where she expressed that she had let 17 dirty diapers go to rot because of her postpartum depression. So then other moms started sharing their 17 diapers moments where maybe they weren't... Like just...

on top of it like immediately because of their mental health whatever things that they did because they were dealing with but then come to find out she is like actively going online saying like i'm not buying my kid a winter coat this season while like she's raking in the creator fund and has a full head of highlights what's the reasoning for no winter coat because it's 30 it's too expensive and then she'll have like a lobster in her hand well like film herself doing mukbangs with the kids and like not get the kids food which is like insane

Yeah, Parker Ferris' mom. So is she, she's trying to come off like she can't afford these things? It's almost her just saying like, nah, I'm not going to spend money on this thing.

That's wild. Yeah. And then Parker Ferris' mom, I feel like that would take me an hour to educate you on, but Aspen Ovard going through her public divorce with, wow. I mean, sock puppets. You said it. I'm not about to, you know. It is pretty niche, though, I will say. Yeah. No, my For You page or that? Mine, I laid brick by brick. You can't get that shit anywhere. No, the Aspen Ovard one is pretty niche. I'm going to go 17 diapers, mom.

Yeah. But that's also probably just... Oh, wait, wait. Also, what about the Australian mom who... The Munchausen mom. There's a new one. What? Yeah, she wins. I mean, all the Munchers just horrify me. Yeah, fuck the Munchers. I love a Munch. I bet you do. Okay. People miss the mark. And this happens to the best of us. But this category, out of touch. We have Haley Bo Bailey with the Let Them Eat Cake. Is that her real name?

I would hope that- Is Hailey Bo Bailey? Oh no, like not her legal name. Bo Bailey being the government. That's some shit I would do. That's like Maureen Marini. I went to high school with a girl, Maureen Marini. Like your parents are- And an Arnie Arneson. My name was like Moji.

That's insane. That's like Scofy Schofield. Cam, Cam, really? No, but is that like her handle? Like her real name? Haley, yeah. Haley Bobaly is her handle. Okay. It is her handle. I don't think it's her government, although that's up there if it were with Lockett and Poetry. That's really funny. Then we have the Tarte Hermes bracelet. We had influencers up in arms because I think Ken Urich was one of them. I think it was funny.

But like Tarte sent out Hermes bracelet PR to only certain of their influencers and then other influencers were upset that they didn't receive. They got like the low-key bracelet. Exactly. That is hilarious. They got like silly bands. Sorry, done. We have people upset about the Walmart Birkin. That's just ridiculous. That's it. Let them have a fucking, let them eat cake. Let them have a Walmart Birkin.

I do not. I think it's like one of the most embarrassing things in like in the world to me is like caring what somebody else is caring, like caring that people have fake designer and stuff because it's like,

Like it's because you like you need so badly for everyone to know that you have it and it's real that nobody else should be able to have it like it. And it's like if your whole thing is wanting to look wealthy, the truly wealthy do not care if someone else has a dupe. And I think that it's just so funny. It's like you're shooting yourself in the foot.

For whatever you want your image to be By being mad about other people having a work-in Right Okay It just like How on earth would that ever What Affect you in any way I do think the Hermes bracelet thing was hilarious though I met a girl in Vegas who's flipping work-ins Like she's going to the Walmarts And buying them for like 30 bucks And then selling them online for like 500 Because they're sold out everywhere Crazy high And I honestly want one I think Bethany Frankel got one No I honestly also want a work-in I let them eat cake That one was

That one was like actually wild. I mean, I don't know if I remember quite what happened. That was just such a crazy time. While the rest of the world was in a very heavy state of activism and awareness and caring about what was going on in the world, all of the celebrities were at the Met Gala and like the video of Zendaya and all the celebrities at the Met Gala was like going viral with the Hunger Games. Oh yeah. And then Let Them Eat Cake has a connotation of

Marie Antoinette. Got it. And then she used that sound. I don't even know if I want to say this, but it's like tough, dude. Like you just get ready for the Met Gala. You're like, oh, let me use this sound. And then like you're the epitome of this whole movement happening online. Like she probably just had no idea. But then she tried to come online and be like...

And it's like, oh, girl. It's like, no. But she's the same one who did her like, oh, tour of my apartment, right? And it was like her apartment was like $20,000 a month. No, her apartment was like some Jeff Bezos shit in New York City. And then she tried to come online and be like, I don't have it like that. And it's like...

The doubling down was I think what almost made it like nail in the coffin. I saw her like the day before the TikTok ban when everyone was doing like the before I go. There's one thing I need to tell you, Trend. And she said when she posted that it was like the suggested sound and she didn't know anything about it. You were dressed like Marie Antoinette. I was thinking like it's a little too specific. I don't know. TikTok AI gets like really, really specific. My suggested sound is like always about sewer slide. Really? Yeah.

No, but like mine, like if I'm with Malice, it'll be like, it's just a girl and her cat or something. It pays attention to what's going on in the video. So do I just look hella suicidal? Like, oh my God. Or maybe they're like, no way. That's crazy. I'm going to go...

I'm going to go Hermes bracelet. Cause it's like, take your creator fund out and go buy that. What was the category? Out of touch. Oh yeah. Bracelet. Have fun with your silly bands. Yeah. You're still going to Tart Island. I don't know. They're all, they're all kind of crazy. I don't know. That's a hard one. Walmart Birkin also was just wild seeing people pissed about that. Okay. The next category is people who needed to lock their phone. This is give me your password. We,

We have, whoa, Vicky faking her own kidnapping in Nigeria from the comfort of her own home, not in Nigeria. I still want more details about that. We have Jack Doherty driving. Do you remember that one? He got in a car accident while driving on his phone live on stream and then like continued to stream it. And like his friend was in the passenger seat and like actually got hurt like blood and was just like, no, no, like for the stream. And then like the streaming platform kicked him off and like.

God, I get a life, Tana. No, I'm like, this is your job. And then we just have, I just wrote Jason Nash. It's like Jesus Christ, Tana. Oh, like lock your phone, just stop live streaming? Give me your password. You know, just give me your password. Yeah. I'm sure people feel that way about us sometimes.

Every second of every day, someone feels that way about us. Like, this is the most hypocritical shit. I'm going to go Jack Doherty driving because that's actually putting people at risk and like just the live streams. Those were crazy. Yeah, that's just beyond. Right. Our next category needs HR or HIPAA on the case. We have workplace. We have workplace. No, no.

We have the Mr. Beast games. There was a lot of flack. You know, people, they were feeding them like jail food, which is just crazy, Mr. Beast. You could literally afford caviar. Really? But what do they eat on Survivor? It's not Survivor, though. Like, they're not, no one's surviving. Like, it was like, you know. Catered bossa nova every night. Yeah, like that's, it's truly insane. And...

There were like the medics weren't taking a long time. Like people needed their medicine. Like if you actually get into all of it with the Mr. Beast games, it was definitely giving workplace. No, it has to be hard. Like, like how do you even, if you have over a thousand contestants, like obviously that's going to happen. Like you should have like procedures in place. Oh, I thought you were going to say, I thought you were saying, obviously that's going to happen. Like on some Tana Con shit. No, no, no. I was like,

I was like, what? No, but just very much like, how could you not know that would be a problem? Like, you would have to like... Yeah, like you can't like not give people their medicine. It's also like, call David Dobrik. Get that ghost kitchen pizza over. Like, it's like, how are people hungry?

hungry at the Mr. Beast games. We have Matilda de Gerff. She takes the cake. She's so like, oh God, that was hilarious. It wasn't hilarious. Nothing was funny about it. Lashing her employees in her fruit covered robe. Okay. And then we have Anna Delvey on Dancing with the Stars. I think the ankle monitor was camp. I think the interviews, obviously a lot of people were up in arms because she was essentially like doing the press tour and just saying like,

I hate this shit. I don't fuck with that because all I want in life is to be on fucking Dancing with the Stars. Literally, if it's my dying wish, that's all I want. And so I hate the concept of someone going in and being like, well, I don't care if I'm here. Yeah, that's hard. I just watched something. Oh, my God. I mean, I think I have to hand it to Mr. Beast. You really outdid yourself with that one. Yeah, because I guess it's like.

You can't make Anna Delvey like that shit. Obviously, Matilda de Gerff is a c***. But people shouldn't have gone unfed and unmed. Right. You know? Wait, I just saw someone get kicked off Survivor because he couldn't have his meds. They were like, sorry, we can't give you your meds, so you gotta go. That's crazy. I mean, actually, I just don't even understand. This next category deserved a Command B, Command B delete.

But our nominees exported without that. This category is should have cut that. Oh, no. Our entire take on Chapel Roan. Yes. Delete. That wins. Every fecal matter story ever. I was going to say. Brooke saying she kissed Tommy Lee. Still funny to me. Yeah. If I went back in time, I would like want to leave that in almost knowing what was going to proceed. No, I definitely shouldn't have said that.

And I, yeah, no, I definitely, I think that one gets eliminated. But I'm going to go Chapel Roan. Oh, yeah. No. Because I think that it was just like...

I don't know. I think it was in poor taste with mental health. Like, I think that it's like... I think we just had a bad take. Yeah. But everyone also knows we love Chapel Rowan. We do love Chapel Rowan. I think it was just an uneducated take, like, now looking back. And I completely understand why people were pissed. The Fecal Matters stories, though, are so real. It's like, I really hope in 2025 we just keep our shitting talk to a minimum. I can't help it. You know, I already shit myself in 2025. Yeah.

The Tommy Lee thing shouldn't have said that at all. Sorry, Brittany. The Tommy Lee gate was just so funny. Her calling me Tana, the co-host, like them clearly all of it. Like I wouldn't change that. Brittany was so nice about it. Honestly, she was like, great. Her co-host is over here. Paige. She literally goes, well, all that girl does is lie. She made up that entire relationship with Matt Rife. I saw the screenshots. He showed me everything. She made all that up. I'm like,

Say you wanted to suck Matt Rife Say you want to fuck him First of all Second of all Nothing was made up about this I never said I like Was in this exclusive Like serious relationship With Matt Rife In fact I said exactly the opposite Yeah A million times over But she pissed me off So bad with that That girl Honestly Brittany Furland Get rid of her Okay Because you're so much better Without her I mean but that also Created Brittany Furland Which was one of my favorite bits That I kept going For the next six months So

I don't know. Yeah, I have no notes on that one. I wouldn't change it. Yeah. I'm going to go. I'm going to go Chapel Roan. I'm going to go. Yeah, we're sorry, Chapel. We love you. Yeah, we love you so much, Chapel Roan. From murder to mainstream. Oh, this next category is homicide to stardom. That was honestly amazing. Yeah. I'm like a laser style hosting. Thank you. We have the Menendez brothers, Luigi Mangione and Gypsy Rose Blanchard. What's the category? Just best murderers. Oh, yeah.

Like, I don't know. I think we just wanted to make this a category. It's really crazy that we're in a society where these people are committing these crazy crimes and then becoming famous. It's so wild. Like, that's never been a thing before, especially until this year. Really? What about... Like Ted Bundy? Ted Bundy. Everyone loved Ted. I guess that's true. But like in your lifetime, like... And who's the other one? The Los Angeles one? The really hot... Jeffrey Dahmer? No...

Oh, Zodiac Killer? Yeah. He's like Hispanic. I think it was like the Night Stalker. Yeah, the Night Stalker. Yeah. What the fuck? I don't know. I mean, this is hard to vote on. I feel like Luigi was like really unexpected. But where is he now? Like what happened to all that momentum? Yeah, that's true. Well, he's in jail. Yeah, but like everyone was kind of... No new photos have dropped. Right. That is true.

And like everyone was kind of doing this whole conspiracy with it and like gathering all his lore from his socials and thinking it was going to be like this big thing like he was the fucking Riddler. I started a rumor that he started a YouTube channel. Like someone told me that. I was like, wait, is that not true? Apparently not. That is so funny. And it's not like you just said he started a YouTube channel. Like you had multiple like videos. I said he posted videos.

And then told me about the videos. Like, that is so funny. I know. Yeah. That's why I can't be on TikTok anymore. It was a danger to society. That should have been a category, like misspoke facts. No, that should be a category. Like things that I've just so confidently...

just completely butchered on this podcast like it happens every episode where i will so confidently tell you guys something that is just not true that i read some but somewhere or worse didn't made up we would have like too many nominees yeah i don't think we need to actually vote on that i think we just wanted to write that and now that i'm looking back it's like okay he wasn't wearing a collar this next category is that's not your man we have sofia lacorte no collar

We have Lila Gibney with the veil at the wedding. We have Ash Trevino with the 19-year-old TikTok live streamer. That's not your man. Well, this is tough because Paige doesn't know the Ash Trevino lore. The Lila thing was pretty funny.

like it wasn't funny was crazy that was just like the yeah like that week was so crazy like as we were just getting more intel on what happened like well i think we should have made a category for like like social awareness like or lack thereof like yeah you know what i mean because that's just like a really like a it's kind of like common decency or like wedding etiquette yeah yeah

We could have made a category for bad manners. But Sophia LaCour also was so entertaining. And she just like took the world by storm. And like I know it was good because it was on my For You page. That is funny. She made it through the socks. She was being so funny even this past week. Like they kept using her little ginger sound on TikTok. Like on the Tarte trip. And then she like did all these videos using Charlotte Tilbury and like saying her Tarte products like smelt like they were tested on puppies. I don't agree. I love Tarte. But do they test on animals? No.

I don't know. I think that was the joke. No, tart is vegan and cruelty free actually because I gave a bunch to Mia for Christmas and she only likes. Honestly. Or I thought it was. I have to. No, I think it is. I think you're right. I have to give it to Sophia LaCour. If anything, you are consistent. You are just driving home with the bit and I respect it at this point. There is something. And she's funny. There is something respectable in my, especially to me where like,

somebody can know how people feel about you and not care like oh she's like everyone calls her a mean girl everyone like says she's evil whatever and she just leans into it could never be me I'm like well and to make lemons out of lemonade because imagine she got online truly in that situation where truly in my opinion the most wrong person there was the man right and had she cowered and apologized she would have gotten a thousand times more hate

and had just a very short-lived kind of sad moment. It probably would have negatively affected her for years. And she has made a very profitable career. By leaning into being the villain. Yes, and in reality, she isn't really the villain. It's one thing if someone's leaning into the villain when they did something super fucking wrong, but just kind of leaning into it. And I think in order to make a lot of the jokes she makes, you have to be smart. Oh, yeah. She's funny. She's witty as fuck. And honestly, I'm starting to see her comment section

And now people are like, we love you. You're so funny. Dada. And it doesn't have to be pitting two women's like that's not pitting to hello. That's nothing against women. Make podcast equipment more expensive. Like nothing against the blonde girl. I just also like Sofie LaCourte.

Nothing against Halle. I know. Well, we called her Haley. Now we're calling her the blonde girl. I'm just trying to say. No, yeah. It's given Britanny for Lond. Like Tana. Oh my God. The next category falls on two people and two people only. We've got a Schofield and a Mojo. Things our parents did.

We have Brooke's mom telling Reddit that she's involved in Diddy's sex trafficking scheme. Yeah. We have Tana's mom showing up to her poker tournament uninvited. I feel like those are great nominees. Fun could have had a couple in there. Like that time she commented on my photo and said that I looked sickly and disgusting. Yeah, that was crazy. That was. But honestly, going on Reddit to tell people that you're a part of the Diddy shit is fucking insane. I wish I could find the screenshot. She says that.

I believe my daughter sold her soul. And her reasoning was because she saw a video that BB and I posted a night after we went out. Okay. And we had ordered Taco Bell to the party. And then we said, actually, we can't wait for this. We're going to order Taco Bell to the house instead. And she said, my daughter was so uncomfortable at that party that she had to order Taco Bell twice because she just needed to get out of there because obviously it was a sex trafficking scheme.

And you know it was like a Princess Polly event. Right. It was literally like a random after party. Like, I don't even know what it was, but it's just like, like reading it, I was like, honestly, like she was so convincing. I was like, you're like, wait, was I? Am I? Was I at the Diddy party? Taking your all white outfit off. Like,

Walking home through the tunnels. No, but it was just like, it was so elaborate. I'm like, whoa. And she'll text me still this day and she'll be like, I don't know why you're mad at me. I'm like, well. Whilst my poker tournament moment was quite traumatic and interesting, I'm going to have to give this one to Fawn. Yeah. Like that is awesome.

I love her though. She did her big one. These people were giving 10 car pile up on the 405. We have best public crash out. Okay. Offset and Cardi B. I should say Offset crashing out over Cardi B. Austin McBroom. And we have Zach Bryan crashing out on stage. Oh yeah, piss me off.

He scared me. Like, through the screen. 100% same. If I was front row, he would have actually yeeted me to the nosebleeds. Like, I felt his yell through the phone. Like, I got blown back. I'm not even actually kidding. Like, I would have moved to the nosebleeds.

Like there was like a gust of wind on my finger under the speaker. And it's crazy because that one really was so jarring that like it makes Austin McBroom and Offset and Cardi be like dull in comparison. At least we can like, you know, we can, uh,

Chalk Austin up to like Making money Like he made so much money Off of his crush He showed his views On Snapchat He was getting hundreds Of millions of views That entire time And he was obviously Living in his house He's like I didn't live In my fucking RV Like honestly Maybe hot take I thought it was funny as fuck Any of the things I was seeing on TikTok He was funny Yeah that's true When he had like The strippers in the RV And like all of that It was

And I guess it does take some level of intelligence to troll that hard. I don't know. Yeah, just, like, take it there and commit to it. Harry Jowsey is, like, always... Has always tried to get me in, like... Obviously, we, like, clout farmed for so long together. And, like, did all the just, like, whatever. And, like, you know, has tried to get me into some schemes. And he really almost had me in that RV with Austin McBroom. Like, I was, like... Like, I had the address. I was going the next day. I decided in the last minute I didn't need any part of that. But I, like...

I came very close. I'm really happy you didn't go. Harry Jowsey's just so convincing. He's like, this will be good for us. And it's like, I don't need to be in Austin McBroom's RV. Like, for who? For who? Well, I guess the 100 million views on Snap, like a little Snap crossover, probably would have put a lot of money in my bank account. But I've just talked too much shit about Austin McBroom. I think that it was, that would give no backbone. Yeah. It's the year of consistency. Offset, Cardi B was amazing throughout all that Offset stuff, I will say. Like, her lives and her just being so...

I love when a really mainstream celebrity is so down to just like spit facts and air out all the tea and doesn't give a fuck. And like, she's the best. She was ready to protect her peace. And I just love Cardi B manifesting Cardi B on canceled. I would love that. Oh, she would be so, oh, she'd be a riot. My new thing is saying things that will never happen. Don't be too sure.

Manifestation is important, okay? But I'm going to go Zach Bryant. Like, that one really did. That one spooked me. Yeah. Good. Like, that one almost made me relapse. I would do anything to be a fly on the wall in, like, his camp, though, right now. Just, like, I want to hear what they're saying, what their plans are. Like, what does his publicist think of all of this? I feel like he's just going to put out an album that will probably be good. And, like, his fans don't give a fuck. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I get that. So I think he'll keep arena-ing and, you know, whatever. And scaring the masses. Speaking of arena-ing, on a smaller scale, we have our craziest tour moments, okay? Ooh, that's... We have the Washington, D.C. show where Brooke famously brought out seven of Matt Rife's other girlfriends along her timeline and other timelines. We have the stage stormer in New Jersey.

New York? New Jersey. New Jersey? No, New Orleans. And we have the Peppa Air tag. It was not New Orleans. You say, I hate New Orleans. I do hate New Orleans. But it wasn't. It wasn't. Not for that reason. That was like, I don't know what just happened. You say, I hate New Orleans.

I think one day I'm going to rewrite my New Orleans experience. Again, I've just been roofied too many times there. I write it off. Those were all very crazy moments. They really were. And it's like, it made for great content. And I think it's very on brand for us. And you know, I'm going to go stage stormer. Yeah. Still just like terrifying. I was truly so not okay. And obviously when you're like touring and doing that, you have to just like lock in and make it look like you're okay. But I was like,

I needed a 51-50 hold after that. Like, I went backstage and was, like, on the ground in a ball and, like, had to come back out. Like, that was just... Oh, yeah. And then finding out, too, that, you know, that she wasn't just an excited fan, that there was maybe some...

loose and intentions were muddied there. I think it was just very scary. That's how we ended up meeting Lincoln and Ray, though, our bodyguards who were the best. We upped the security after that one. Yeah, we definitely... I wanted some Secret Service level shit to continue, which is just crazy. It's like, Tana, get a gab of Henton. But...

But the DC show was also just like... Iconic. Such an iconic moment in time. It was just a satisfying feeling because it was just like made something like positive and funny out of it. And it was like... And all the girls were so hot and so nice and so fun and like...

And I'm still friends with all those girls. We talk all the time. And all the fans too. Love. Like just in their shirts and all the fans like wearing the like Matt Rife shirts. I just love the opportunity to like be petty. And I feel like I was like maximum petty. And then now I never have to be petty again. Yeah, which is fantastic.

It was amazing. Thank you. Congrats. Yeah, I would argue it was like a little overboard, perhaps too far. I know Britanni Furland, her co-host would for sure say that was too far. But that's like what tour is. And I'm so excited to tour again this year, even just like the crazy stuff.

The Jack Wright, the Cody Ko stuff that was set on stage. Like, there were a lot of crazy moments that came out of tour, but I'm excited to just do it again, to be insane on stage again and see what comes from it, you know? Me too. I don't have TikTok. Yeah, it's so true. It's even just that. It's like, I was so in my own head. Like, why did I say that Cody Ko thing? And it's like, it was true. And like, you were having, you know, the live shows do feel like big slumber parties where you're sharing all your secrets, you know? Absolutely. Ear, ear. Am I...

Need to know where this is going. Star cleans glasses. Star. Am I seeing this right? The next category is pop culture funnies. We have Donald Trump with eating the dogs. They're eating the dogs. We have me. Double tap. That was insane. I can't disagree. We have we have people thinking Beyonce. We have the Thank You Beyonce movement and Beyonce.

Lastly, my favorite, we have Mike Tyson's bare ass live on Netflix. That one takes the cake for me. That was hilarious. Takes the cake. No pun intended. So funny. But all of the TikToks that we got out of they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cat. And the like. The chokehold that it had. I like the remix. That's what I was trying. I couldn't think of the word remix to save my fucking life just now. But like the song remixes of that were so funny. And like the pet reactions to the sound.

Oh my god. It was a cultural reset. I remember one day I spent the entire day trying to get Winnie the dog to do something funny to that sound and like I couldn't get her to do it and like went to bed like hard day's work. Like it's like girl what the fuck. Maybe you'll get them next time girls. We have the cancelled podcast Biggest Losses. Morphe Campaign.

Boys Lie collab. Oh, Chelsea Handler. What happened with Chelsea Handler? I just said nothing. Like a fucking pussy ass bitch. I thought you were going to drop some tea like she was going to come on the pod and like you lost it. I could see that happening. Yeah. That's hard. Dude, I mean. I'm going to go with Morphe. I'm going to go with Morphe just because I've said it a million times like.

For some reason, like try being an influencer for a day. That was like weirdly the hardest day of my life. Like I just have no idea why. And it's just, I realized I'm not cut out for the makeup world. And then finishing it and then having these beautiful photos. And also just, I understand why they did not go through with the campaign, with the timing and the climate and everything. I think they could have cut me out. No matter what, so many makeup talks were sold. And like...

Billboard and Times Square. That one just... I'm sorry. To be done. I know this one, to be honest, it like actually makes me sick because it's like it's one thing for me to lose things like for myself, but it felt really like shitty to lose it for you. No, but I think if anything, maybe something crazy will end up coming out of this.

Like maybe we'll end up working with someone even crazier. If anything, it's like I want to make my own dream lip shade now because it's like the amount of promo towards someone else's product. It's like business 101, Tana. Like do it for yourself. Like, you know what I mean? Like KSI, they would never do that. You know what I mean? Like they're not going to promote Gatorade. They're going to make their own.

Coconut water beverage Like I need You know It's like Business 101 I should have Been had made My own lip liner Pretty big loss Yeah I lost Boys Lie But it still exists somewhere And we still rep Morphe Makeup Talk I'm wearing it right now Can't help it Well the rest of the categories Now are positive ones And I think that we do need To just end this episode On a kind note And I think we should Just rapid fire these Because a lot of these Do not have

context yeah or like full categories and I think we'll all obviously have different things to say these are just our favorites you know yay we loving this last year we did this one and looking back it was such a diabolical choice and I remember I like caught some flack like I remember I don't remember who was pissed but someone was pissed at me we literally did favorite friend and then picked our favorite friend of the friend group and

No questions. Like, I think I said Ty and just like left everyone else in the dust. It was like, you did. And it's like, that was probably like this. Yeah. Like, and it's like, that was probably just like who I was really vibing with that week. Like, I love all of my friends. I don't care who got mad at you. You should have done better. You should have tried harder. It's a year long audition and you...

Failed. I'm going to go Paige. I'm going Bebe. You should go Bebe. I think this was also just one of those years where like I really leaned on Paige. You really leaned on Bebe. Those are our people. That's sweet. I love her. You and Ty. Ty. You're the only people that I have hung up on my wall. To get a tie with Ty? To get a tie with your token game? She's so lying actually. You're so right. You know what? She can't even get it out. I can't. You're literally glitching.

But I have our picture on my wall. It's you and Ty, and you guys made the cut. I had a great year with you, and I think just like, you know, through all the strife, you always have that one person you lean on, and yours is Bebe, and mine is Paige. It's really sweet. And the four of us together. I do like Paige, by the way.

And I also love... Even just on tour, like, the four of us all together, like, after certain shows and stuff. Who's the fourth? Bebe. Like, I'm saying the four of us all together, like, in green rooms. I don't know. She came one time, and she was, like, hysterically crying. No, she came more than that. She came to a few shows. Yeah, that's true. We had some great moments. She's going to be my ride-along this thing. Oh, I'm so excited. Emotional support. We had Best Animal with Miss Peaches, Pesto the Penguin, and Mudang, but it's just, like, cut the cameras. Deadass. We got...

creative yeah i'm gonna say mudang mudang eight though we have favorite youtuber of the year who was your guys's favorite youtuber oh tana mojo oh oh no i'm actually serious i i really like got into your like i mean i've obviously seen a lot of your old videos but but i was like i'm on like tana mojo like old clip talk oh god i always see your repost i love i repost everything i see

It's my favorite. So you're my favorite OG YouTuber. My one and only, probably actually the only YouTuber I actively watch is Brittany Broski. You're so real for that. Make those reparations, queen. You hear that? I'm not even doing it. Like, I'm just so serious. I am obsessed with her. Broski Nation. Oh my God. Love you. Right here at the second annual canceled podcast awards. You heard it here first. Okay. We have favorite TikToker of the year. I have a deep cut. I have a deep cut. Hold on. Who is it?

My TikToker of the year is TSwiftfan420. Her name is Molly and she is the funniest bitch on the planet. What is? Oh, I know who you're talking about actually. She kills me. She is the funniest. I'm chortling every time I watch her. Chortling's crazy. What's chortling? Like a type of laugh. Like chortling? Oh. Like chortling. She's not explaining it's so funny.

What is chortling? She hosted Bokfest in New York. What is Bokfest? Like people balking like a chicken? I'd go. You guys didn't see Bokfest? Oh my god. She... Do you know who I'm talking about? Yes! Okay, so this girl conducted an entire lookalike contest for Bok from Wicked. One second. Who's Bok? Have you not seen Wicked? No. No.

We should watch Wicked tonight, Brooke. Ariana's, Grande's guy? Yes. Yeah. So it's like a lookalike. So she had an Ethan Slater lookalike contest. Exactly. But it was for Bach. Because have you guys seen like the trend or like. Wow. Exactly. What does Bach look like? Have you guys heard everyone like making fun of the song like we deserve each other. Me and Bach. No. Who's this? This looks like Matt Rife.

Doesn't it? Oh, yeah. This is Bach? Well, actually, I don't think so. Is that a Bach lookalike? B-O-Q. But who is this, Eva? I don't know. This is Bach from Wicked. Oh, well, maybe like the actual musical. But you have to look up Bach, Wicked, Ethan Slater.

Oh, that's SpongeBob. But she conducted an entire meetup, an entire lookalike, and it went viral. Oh, that's amazing. And she is just so fucking funny. Every video she posts, I'm just locked in. She is so entertaining. I have to follow. You have to. I don't have to. I think I was confusing her with someone else. Does she kind of make skits? She'll do impersonations sometimes. Oh, yes. I'm thinking of that person. Yes. Yes. She's everything. She's really funny. Oh, I'm obsessed. How about you, Rookie? She wrote about you for her college...

college essay or something what she had to do like a final paper and i told her i said send it to me when you're done oh i know she read me to phil in the best way though in the best way and i would love to read that literally live on canceled that's her oh my god my diva my favorite tiktoker year and year again is taja alexis i love her i love her kids i love the green abina wina i just i love her and her lore and those that know and her story is crazy she was like on fine and like

What did she say on Vine that's like super popular? I should know. I don't have Vine. I shouldn't be asking other people. Big fan. And then she ended up going to prison, turning her whole life around. Prison for why? Drugs, I think meth. Oh, okay. I would love to have her on an Unpacker, Lauren. Now she just has like, she gave her life to God and has the cutest little kids, but she's hilarious and I love her. Oh. I wish I was passionate about something. Favorite musician of the year?

Lola Young. I love Lola Young. Lola Young. I saw her. She's friends with Bebe and we saw her at Oceaga and that was before Messi came out and we were like, oh my God, she's so fucking amazing. And she's just like her speaking voice. I'm like, oh my God, I'm obsessed with her and she was just fun. She ran around with us and then Messi came out and I'm like,

I do. I like loved her way before the hype. What is it about me is like my favorite song absolutely ever of hers. And like, I just, I love seeing her come up. I love her look. I love her voice. She's like everything about her. She was supposed to be here or day before yesterday, but we should have her on canceled. I feel like she's a lot. Oh, she would. I feel like she's almost like too gentle for canceled. Like, yeah, she's like a sweetie, but she seems like a bad bitch.

bitch. Oh my god, I love her. I'm going Noah Kahn. I love Noah Kahn. I was actually the other day thinking about good things that came from TikTok and I feel like TikTok really put me on to Noah Kahn and I just love him so much. I always will. I was thinking about too, just like the folk music of it all. Like after watching Bob Dylan, I was just like, wow, I do love a folk artist.

Yeah. Give me that banjo. Give me that harmonica. Me too. I have a good one for you. I think I've played them for you before, but Jonah Kagan. That's my guy right now. So good. I love him. I'm trying to get him to date Bebe.

Mine I have to give to Faye Webster. Love her so fucking much. Obsessed. Have you ever put me on? Yeah, I was playing her on the way here. Oh, great. Yeah. So I'm just not mentally present at all. I already knew that. That's okay. I'll tell you like next time I play one, I'm gonna be like, this is Faye. Oh my God, I'm excited. I love her, except for I think she's gay and she doesn't know it, but it's fine. Happens to a lot of us. Do you just want her? Do you low-key just... Yeah, you in a tub saying that? I'm like...

I'm just part-time guy these days. Favorite movie? Oh. Wicked. Favorite movie? I'm going to go with The Substance. Mm-hmm. Wicked, great. I still haven't seen it. I'm going to see it, I promise. People are starting to think I'm like actively choosing not to see it and that's not it. Just committing me to three hours for like most things is hard. You are going to have to take a Vyvanse. No, 100%. 100%. 100%.

I have had no time to watch movies because I'm watching The Challenge. The Challenge is my favorite movie. That's fair. That's fair. That's your media that you've been consuming. Oh, my God. Please let me on The Challenge. I'm going to go with The Substance for sure, though. I just think like the whole...

It started a conversation. I think Demi Moore did amazing. I've never seen something so unsettling. Like I remember every single scene and that's a lot for me as well with my like vacant brain. So. And Margaret Qualley. She's just. Oh my God. I'm so gay for her. Speaking of just lezzing out. She's like my favorite type of like girl where she's just like so natural and like just big to. Oh my God. I love her. Gorgeous. She's actually everything. Why don't we end this one with one close to home. Okay.

Favorite podcast of the year? Ooh, mine is going to be true for like probably until the end of time. This past weekend, Theo Vaughn. Great, great pick. Me too, for sure. No question. I love Theo Vaughn. And Theo, I love you. He fell out of his chair yesterday. It was hilarious. That is so crazy. That just would happen to Theo Vaughn. Do you think it was on purpose? I just assume like when something like that were to happen to him, it would be on purpose. Like it's too goofy. It's like slipping on a banana peel. Like, no.

It's too goofy. Like, I know all four legs went like this. Like, are you on that horse? Yes. What about you? Broski Nation, duh. Broski Nation. Duh. But also, Emergency Intercom.

I still, I need to get into that because why am I like impulsive and deal one every year? It's like, oh my God, you pick me. Is that the two in the chairs and like the ceiling fella? Yes. Really funny. Niche ass humor. So fucking funny. Obsessed with them. I love that. Really? That is taste. That is absolutely taste. I also love Basement Yard. Basement Yard is great. Best clips ever. I'm trying to think. I love the I've Had It Girls. I never watched their podcast, but I love the clips. I've never watched it in full, but the clips are so good. You would love it if you haven't seen them. It's like these two, like it's basically like me and Tana middle-aged and

And they've just had it with everything. The whole theme of their podcast is like, I've had it with, and then they'll be like, moms who do this. No, you would actually love. So they're just hater whore. Yes. Love it. And like goals. Like, you know, they just don't give a fuck about the internet and what people think. So they've just fucking had it. And it's so, it's amazing. Tuning in tonight. They're so funny. I'm trying to think of any other podcast that really has fun. I want to have them on. That would be just like a fun like. I would love to. I DM them. I don't think they've responded. They've probably had it with us. They've had it with us.

Well, fuck. I mean, this is the second annual canceled podcast awards. We are at two hours, but...

It's been great. Next year, Nikki Glaser is hosting. Oh, I forgot favorite comedian, Nikki fucking Glaser. It was all women for me this year. Whitney Cummings, Chelsea Handler, Nikki Glaser, and just the women in the comedy space are amazing and truly like my idols. I'm obsessed with seeing Nikki get her flowers because I don't know, like I've followed her for so long and I feel like every single time I were to open up the comment section on anything that she did, a podcast clip, like anything, stand up, whatever, the comments were so negative and like,

It always is that way with like female comedians. It's always like a bunch of men being like women shouldn't joke. Yeah. But she, I feel like just now people are starting to be like, like they recognize like how actually amazing and funny she is. And I'm loving watching it happen. She deserves it all. I like just the golden globes. Like it's like, that was the best award show. She's phenomenal. She's always been an amazing roaster, but like that, that gig nearly impossible. Yeah. Truly. Yep.

Truly impossible. And just everyone gets cooked and we've just been seeing all these out of touch men host things. It is so nice to see her just like hit the nail on the head. And like you've said, like get her flowers. Like she is everything. She's always been everything. The jokes were perfect. Like without being offensive and without getting someone slapped on stage. Still fucked up. In the best way though. I want a fucked up joke. In the most like finger on the pulse way. You know what I mean? She is actually my dream guest on my podcast. I love her.

Get me off this mic. I have to go to the bathroom. Sorry, we're never going to not talk about me shitting. But I love you guys so much. And thank you for coming back. And I love you guys so much. I love you guys. Favorite co-hosts. Love you guys. We love you!