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Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. Brooke has an outfit change, I fucking don't. We're shooting a million things today. Everything's chopped and screwed, but... Yeah, we started a Patreon, but then we decided that it wasn't a Patreon anymore. It's an episode, so now we're in an episode. Before we get into today's episode, we were just discussing this off camera. And once again, we want to say 5-2 will be in Berlin, Germany. My favorite of them all. Liesold. Which, Ray, my security was just saying that...

He was in the military, which I didn't even know, and was stationed in Berlin. And they would always promote shows of when American acts would come to Berlin at the military bases. And I'm like, how the fuck do we get in on that? I feel like there's a pitch perfect about that. Like, how cool would that be to do just like a canceled show for our troops? I feel like that, like we're supposed to respect our troops. And like the last thing that we should be doing for them is like whatever we do. Yeah.

You're actually so right. Like they would probably end the show and be like, I'm excited. Well, it could be after everything they've done for us. We're going to repay them that way. But then maybe their takeaway is like, wow, I'm excited to go back to the base. Like maybe if anything, we'll give them a newfound excitement to go back to the base. You're right. Or they'll remember what they're fighting for. Belfast, UK on 5.5. New show in London on 5.11. Manchester, new show on 5.15.

And second show added in Amsterdam on 518. And so many of those shows are added shows because of things selling out. So obviously just thank you guys so much. But Berlin, Oslo and Paris. Listen, we're learning our markets. We might never come back.

That is kind of the takeaway here. Maybe there's not much of a demand. So maybe that's like a selling factor. It's like, ooh, like one and only. Ooh. You know? Okay. Very excited to discuss getting Eiffel Tower while under the Eiffel Tower. Oh, that's poetic. Isn't it? I forgot to bring this up on the main episode. And sometimes God works in mysterious ways, like with memory here. Okay. Because...

I wrote it down as a topic because it absolutely cannot not be a topic. Oh, Brooke, you're going to die. You're actually going to die. So as you know, I recently reinstated my Depop. No. Okay. And mind you, this is after all that shit I talked about Alyssa Violet as well. Like even coming back to Depop was very much giving the energy of like, hey, hey, how y'all doing? And I wasn't really talking shit about being on Depop. It was just funny. Alyssa Violet kind of coming at me.

Defending Jason Nash with the galaxies And then selling the dresses And just the long captions She was coming at people's necks There was much more to it than just her being on Depop Whatever

But obviously I come back to Depop And my goal is for everything to be running You know tight ship I hired an entire girl on salary Just to run the Depop Like it is her one and only job Like I've been going back and forth with her To make everything perfect The mailers, the items I'm making her double check, triple check Just quite literally everything Because the last thing I want as Tana Mongeau In 2025 Is a fucking Depop job

Scandal. Okay. What'd you do? You saw my closet clean out video. You were telling me you were watching it. Thank you for that. I'm going through my purses. I'm just grabbing shit off the wall. I'm not thinking twice, left, right, up and down. What was in there? I sold someone a faux taga. I sold someone a fake bottega bag. And like, there's so much wrong with that. I sold someone a fucking bottega.

fucking Bottega bag I'm gonna kill myself but for fake prices or real prices no Brooke Brooke okay I just want to I want to talk you through it I'm not even like a DH gate girly okay I buy and I swipe I buy real bags like if I totaled up the amount of fake bags in my closet it is under three like truly I'm not I'm not gating it up not that there's anything wrong with that I'm just saying now my public perception is gonna be a gate girly no and I'm like I drop racks like I'm literally pissed

And now that I rapped I'm just saying things like I drop racks again Yeah I almost clocked it but No I'm serious even just the whole day as I was going to rap Hefner I was like cash come in lumps Like I've been talking different again Now that I'm a rapper again Anyways and kind of rapper of me I guess To have a fake bottega But I bought it

In Italy with Mads. And I know that now. Like, I just wasn't thinking about it. Again, I don't think of myself as a girl from the gates. And we bought it from this bag dealer. Like, I just... And I paid, like, a hefty price for it. But just looking back, like, he came to your hotel room and spread them out on the floor. No shit. Like, just whatever. And the bag, I carried it everywhere. Even just thinking it was real as well. What does it look like? Like, what's the bag? Like, the... Think, like, the first Bottega bag you ever could think of. Like, woven and, like...

little top handle tiny. And I sold it for 400 bucks because it was beat to smithereens. I would carry it everywhere thinking I have this real Bottega bag.

and then the guy went and got it appraised at bottega and imagine just like you know he told the person in the store and like just getting it appraised and it being fair i have i have no choice but to literally add my what did you do how did you handle this situation is refunded him fully commented that i'm an idiot he made tiktoks about it i'm not oh i'm which sucks dick for me and just trying to rebrand obviously i'm like so sad this is happening like it

it is so against my re-brand but I'm not hating on him at all if I bought something from an influencer on Depop and it was fake I would feel like I hit the gold mine I would make a 37 part series about it you know 100% but holy shit and you know Alyssa Violet is somewhere just fucking eating this up like bolognese bitch like I and

I can't even hate. I can't even hate. Like I am an idiot. Wait, honestly though, there's a lot of worse things that can happen because when you said you were going through your purses, I'm thinking what did you sell inside? Yeah. Yeah. I've had that happen to me a lot where I would put a Depop bag in the pile and then like I'd be about to fall asleep and remember that there was like a Molly capsule in the bag and I'd like go get it out. I think and I don't even want to say it because now I'm

inciting people to go check things that I've sold them but I don't think I've ever sold anyone anything with anything in it which is good I have a question

Is Depop like really that profitable for you? You know, what's funny is I that's not what I thought your question was going to be. So then I had an answer. Oh, OK. What was your answer? I just want to ask my question. I just I thought you were going to say is Depop really like authenticated like that? And I actually just bought a fake Miu Miu bag on Depop. Like I paid the real price and it got there and I was like, this is fucking fake. How'd you know?

Did you go take a go? What bag was it? You don't have to know. Oh, you don't. You know, like I know. Like it's fake. It's fucking fake as shit. And I paid like $800 for it. Oh, shit. So I guess it all karmatically works out. And I'm still going to carry it. Honestly, it's cute. And they'll add it to my fake bags. Yeah. My question is, is it profitable? Because I asked this because I see it actually like kind of often with influencers and their depops. I'm not saying yours, but like I'll see someone post like,

First of all, like shoes that are like literally like they have holes in the bottom and they'll sell them for like, you know, like,

Eight dollars and I'm like You had to ship that out like I Don't understand how it's profitable well I Have items right now for example for sale On my depop that are all authentic I'm literally livid because now there's Just like everything else like I promise You I don't buy fake shit so I'm just so pissed Like I bought a Balmain sweater for like A thousand dollars that I've never worn so I'm selling it for like 800 I have like Jason Voorhees sneakers that are huge in The hypebeast community Drake Knocked on my pick me era like

I do have a lot of things that like are worth a decent amount that like I just no longer want. Okay. And I sold one, one fake Bottega bag and I refunded. I think he's still mad, which sucks. Cause I'm like, it sucks because it's like you, that only, only because he took it to get like authenticated or whatever the word is. Did he ever find out? And had he not, he would have just been walking. I guess that's true. That's true. And like, I obviously I don't want to like scam anyone out of anything and everything else. Once again,

I bought from the store. Really sucks, though, that like that of all people, like no one else is taking it to get authentic. Like you got like you sold it to the one wrong person. Yeah. So fucking funny and good on him. I'm happy, like truly happy that he got refunded. Like I would never want to do that to people. But I also buy all of my bags in person in the store. Like I can't stress it enough. Like this is the only time in my life I ever was like in Italy, just drunk and like bag dealer and whatever. And I carried that thing around with pride. But I mean,

This is how we all find out. You can't win them all. And it could be worse. You could still be selling bright yellow chaps on there. We might see some. It is still crazy. Some of the things that are making it to the depot. But we are closet cleaning out. And it's, I swear to God, everything else I bought in the store.

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Dip it in all the sauces. Dip it in that hot sauce in your bag. Dip it in your McFlurry. Your dip is your business. McCrispy strips at McDonald's. And it just in 2025, it's like, and truly like this, I feel like things like this have happened to me. Like,

Just will keep happening to me, honestly, where it's like I'm taking all measures. Like I literally have a girl on salary, like cleaning everything fucking twice, like taking good photos, making sure like nothing is fucked up, pricing things accordingly if they have anywhere, like all of the things. And like, it'd be one thing if I like bought a bunch of fake bags and I would have to differentiate to her. Like, yeah, really? It's like you didn't even think about it. It just what? Yeah, it just would fucking happen to me. It's OK. But, you know,

Every time I do something really stupid My grandpa says well you'll never make that mistake again Or anytime something really bad happens to me Like I get robbed or something He's like okay well

It won't happen again. That's actually like really sweet and like very true. And like it won't happen again. But just like, oh, my God. And just like on TikTok too. Like just Tana Mongeau sold me a fucking faux tega. I'm literally ending it all. I didn't see it. It didn't get to my For You page. And my For You page is like literally all about you. I'm hoping it like shut down quickly because I like just refunded him. It's just like, oh, you're actually kidding me. I have to kill myself. I appreciate the internet holding me accountable because truly like I am...

I have no skeletons in my closet in that sense. Like I want to be, you know what I mean? Like even just like I was telling someone in my life, like, oh, like, yeah. And then they made a TikTok and they were like, oh my God, of course, like just whatever. And I'm like, but that's like valid. I would like to take talk. Yes. 100%. And like, I, sometimes you do love that feeling of like, I kind of hit the gold mine here. Like, yes, my bag is fake and I got refunded and that's annoying. And I spent the time authenticating it, but like I get to make these TikTok.

Like that's how I would feel. I don't know if that's how this person feels. I live for a good viral opportunity. 100%. Dude, I bought this ring from David Yerman in Vegas. I love it. And thank you so much. It's honestly very sweet. And I'd had like a shitty ring on the day before because I was doing my whole rapper look. Like so I had my like big fake bedazzled like rings and shit. And...

I put this ring on just over it after I bought it. And then I was in the casino and my finger was green. And I was like, oh my God, is this David Yerman ring? This like solid gold diamond ring I just bought turning my fingers green. And I was stoked because I was like, I can't wait to make that. But then I realized, you know, it wasn't. But you know that sometimes can happen if you're just really low on iron. It'll just start turning your fingers green regardless. No way. Yeah. Because the same way, like if you rub it on your skin, it'll turn black. It'll do it to your fingers. I never knew that.

I never knew that. Yeah, not me though. I'm high on iron. Yes, my beefed up baddie. Do you want anything right now? Like, are you in the mood for like a little snacky? Yeah. Like a little drinky? Like, should we order something? Yeah. We could even have like a little mook mook. Yeah. Yeah. What should we get? I'm hungry. What should we get? Beef. Like Taco Bell beef? Like, might be horse beef or like beef beef? Like bulgogi? I like all beef. I like all beef. Indian food? Wait, how are?

pickle lunch everybody's loving wait i think you lied to me about being on the pickle pr list because i haven't said no yeah oh i was like because i don't think there is a pickle pr list there but i've been hyping them up and i almost literally called you today i said say can you please bring me actually that is why i called you today and then i forgot to ask you i will be sending you so many i'm not kidding my pr list is so small it's like you bb josie and i forget it's like ken yurick or something like literally it's like i'm gonna send it to like six people i just i've been really like i

The other day, I wanted them so bad. And I'm not even like that big of a pickle girl. When I was saying that, that the honey mustard like converts people who don't like pickles, I really mean it because they are like that fucking good. Do you know Spencer Pratt? So check this one out, actually. Kaylin and Kaylin ended up being a sponsor of the Poosh event. Okay. So I'm getting tagged in all these people. One of them being Spencer. Trying your pickle flight, right? Not like necessarily mine, but like they can make ones from mine or like...

People were also just being like You're the company that works with Tana Whatever I wake up in Vegas to Spencer Pratt Mentioned you in their story I like My heart went to my ass I was like What did I do wrong? Like Cause you know Spencer Pratt's like a caller out Yeah yeah You know and I'm like Oh my god And like whatever it is I would just eat it It's Spencer Pratt You don't win that fight He's the fucking icon right? And then I open it up And it's him Filming a video That I would've personally Paid $10,000 for Like not kidding He's like going up to the pickle owner Being like You're the Tana's pickles owner guy And like trying the pickles Whatever

But what an oversight from Poosh. Like, had they, and like, Bebe, like, ended up at the Poosh event and like, eating the pickles and tagging me and like, whatever. And I was like, you know, if Courtney knew that this pickle company was like, Tana's pickle company, that like, they literally would have probably said no to them being at the event. So like, how funny. I love that, though. I love a loophole. Yeah, like, what a loophole that my pickles were technically at the Poosh event. How funny. Like, Alabama is livid.

I literally so funny. But yeah, the event was really good. Honestly, I like we did it on Eventbrite and kept it at a cap so that it was like smaller and that I could like actually meet every person. Like I had like a 10 minute conversation with like 300 girls and they just came through and they got their flights and it was super sickening and just fun. Honestly, like I was behind the counter violating everything HIPAA has ever stood for serving people. HIPAA is crazy. I think it's the Food and Drug Administration. Yeah.

or the health and safety squad or something.

HIPAA, right, is like you can't tell somebody about someone else's medical history. Katy Perry went to the moon and came back before I woke up this morning. Oh my God. And honestly, listen, we had a lot to say about it and everybody has a lot to say about it. I'm seeing the reactions and they're like, this is so like we're setting women back. Why did we have to have women's spacesuits? But I feel like if we didn't have women's spacesuits, I'd be like, why are they fucking making the girls wear the same spacesuits?

Yeah that is kind of like valid I'd be like make a sexier space suit Was the parachute thing Always supposed to happen What parachute thing They came down in parachutes I mean how else do you I guess we don't usually see like a rocket ship come back Do we actually no I remember that we saw it And it landed in the ocean and I thought it was AI The last one the people who were there For like nine months Okay I have a question Sure

And I don't know enough about things like this. And it's, it is just wild. Like this might be a hot take, but like, it's so funny how like we are expected to like, just know everything about everything. Like I had people in my comments, like asking me to like speak on the tariffs. And I'm like, haven't I proven to you?

across the last 10 years that I am like just a fucking bonafide idiot. Yeah. If I've learned one thing about myself, it's that I am going to spread misinformation and I shouldn't comment on anything that ever has any sort of weight in the world at all. And you should never trust anything that comes out of my mouth on this podcast. And I remember during the election one year, someone said like someone tweeted like people are trying to get their political advice from Tana Mongeau and that's what's wrong with the world. And then had like a hundred thousand retweets. And I was like, yes, like,

And obviously I've done all of my personal research on the tariffs, but I would hate to come online and then like say one thing wrong and then it'd be like, whatever. You know what I mean? Yeah. And so anyhow, with this, forgive me if I'm like super wrong, but once again, if you're looking for me to be super right about this, lost on you, right? How much money does it cost to just send people to space? And I think my take is if it's a lot, why the fuck are we just sending Katy Perry to space? Why aren't we giving this?

Do you think they had to pay for their spot or no? Or do you think it was like an influencer agreement? Oh, I didn't think about that. That like, right. Like tripping with Tart X, the orbit. So I saw someone say today, like, don't let Tart see this. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

They're going to have a purple rocket ship and all of Love Island is going to be zero gravity. But like if they paid their way, I mean, Lauren Sanchez can pay her way, right? I don't know who that is. She's married to Jeff Bezos. Oh my God. Right? No, because last time I said she was my friend and I was actually just thinking of someone else named Lauren. She was the one in the white Shein bodysuit during the inauguration. Yes. I was going to say if they paid their way, okay, but then still it raises my like,

Like wouldn't that money Just do so many people In this solar system good Of course But what about the money You spent on Yeah yeah yeah yeah Then I guess that I don't know Like people are always Going to do things With their money That could be used better Yeah I guess Are we like Was there a purpose Like were we No but me spending

Sending money on Uber Eats is not the same as like a trillion dollars of people going to fucking space like feed the children. Right. Yeah. Well, I guess I could have fed a lot of children actually. Like what the what the purpose was like, were they raising awareness? Like, did they need to take a photo when they were up there? Like, what was the actual like objective? I saw this video today of Katy Perry, her zero gravity holding the butterfly in the feather and shit. And Katy looks amazing up there.

She looks better than ever. Apparently, Blue Origin with Amazon, they're trying to sell tickets. You can reserve a seat for $150,000. In space? Yeah, for Blue Origin. A seat, like it's the sphere. They're trying to make commercial space flight. And so this was promotional for that? That's what it seems like, at least. Okay, but I saw this video today and I want to talk about it. It's pretty sick that you can just go to space.

If you want I know Do you know what I think A lot of it is Is like I think just like Most things In today's society Like marketing Matters so much Like if they had A clear and concise Like beautiful message For this campaign Like that

Even just if it was for women empowerment that like not as many females have been in space as men, then like, why is she saying putting the ass and astronaut? Right. Like, you know what I mean? Whatever. Right. Look at this video. I feel super connected to love. So connected to love. I think this experience has shown me you never know how much love is inside of you. Like how much love you have to give and how loved you are until the day you launch. Yeah.

Like this sounds like someone's monologue on love is blind. Wait, she's dizzy. Like something, wait, something bad happened to her up there. Like how much this, was it like Noah Centineo or who was it? Where it's like, it's what you do with what you've done. Like,

Like, what? There's God. Like, there could have... Someone could have written a script. Like... I think I genuinely... I'm standing behind the fact that I think that this is like... They're trolling. I think it's their Benson Boone fucking onesie. It's like they're trying to get more people to talk about what's going on. I feel like it would have been just Katy Perry's going to space. But because they made such a spectacle and like... Stink. Yeah, such a stink out of like the conversation around it. Put the ass in astronaut. What?

Way, way, way more people are talking about it and laughing at it. And therefore, more people know. But know what? That Katy Perry was able to sing Hot and Cold in space? Like, I just... It's not like...

I don't know. I just feel like the choice of people, maybe they couldn't get a lot of people to agree to go to space. That's true. Like what a blunt rotation, Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez and Gayle King. But like Gayle was stressing when she got off. Did you see? No, I just saw her saying. Everyone else comes off and they're so happy. And Gayle literally looks like she just like saw like it's you have to find it. I'm sick this year of the villain. I should know beforehand.

Wait, this is actually so fucking funny, Brooke. Look, look, look, look, look, wait. Oh, did Jeff Bezos go too? Yeah, that checks out. It was his ship? Look at her. Everybody else is so happy. This better be made into a meme. Like me clocking out of work after. Look at Katie. I was always surprised to find out how tall she is.

That would be that would 100% be me. Like I just would be like, what the fuck did I just do? Honestly, though, if I went to space, you would never hear the end of it. Everything would be about me going to space. I went to space. I'm so much better than you. Me when I'm in Miami on Coke.

I keep thinking you're wearing a Mrs. Fields hat. Like that's what that hat looks like. What's Mrs. Fields? Is that like Little Debbie? Yes. Oh my God. The one thing I know about. I'm starving. No, I went to the Vegas gift shop and spent $500 on Vegas merch like I wasn't born and raised there. I got a slot machine for at home though. Please remind me. And if you forget to remind me, you're a shitty friend.

To get a magnet in every single city we're going to. I'm a new magnet collector. Where will you put them? On my oven. Because I don't have a fridge. Oh, that's everything and more. That's really cute. I want to have something to collect. Yeah, we were like, we explored...

like different things that we could collect keychains was just like they're not functional like how many keychains do you need oh i'm gonna do lighters yeah lighters or another good idea is um koozies i you know i love a good koozie you do i do i have one from cedar rapids i remember the day you got that you were so happy about that i'm weirdly a koozie hater

Well, what? You just like your hand to be cold? Yeah, it's so weird. It's like me hating on a functional thing because I think it's like choogy. I don't... What the fuck? I think koozies are MAGA. You're MAGA. Just kidding. Your hat's MAGA. You're wearing a red hat. Isn't that shitty? Like, I wanted to buy a red Yankees hat the other day and I was like, can't wear that. Oh, because like from the back. Yeah, people really think. Like, I wore a brown hat one time and people started sending me hate mail. When they landed...

I'm kind of obsessed, though. Like, I am, I think maybe just jealous because they all have like a pretty tight-knit group, it appears. It's just great. The one person that is so wild. Like the fact that it's just Jeff Bezos is like fucking... McCrispy strips are now at McDonald's. I hope you're ready for the most dippable chicken in McDonald's history.

Dip it in all the sauces. Dip it in that hot sauce in your bag. Dip it in your McFlurry. Your dip is your business. McCrispy strips at McDonald's. Imagine being married to Jeff Bezos. What would you do? What would you do if you had access to that amount of wealth? If I was married to Jeff Bezos, I would ask to peg him and grip that bald head. I would just want to put my dominance on top of Amazon. Okay. Then... Then...

I would ask for MediCube pink salmon DNA masks on a subscribe and save constantly that I don't have to pay for. Okay. Is that this is a TikTok shop ad? Like, why is everyone selling MediCube? I just love that mask. It's the best face mask on planet Earth. I'm not getting paid for this at all. Literally, MediCube wants nothing to do with me. I would get a zero gravity massage chair. Could I just get things off of Amazon? No, I think you can get things anywhere because he is a billionaire. Oh, I see.

I just have access to his bank account. I would ask Jeff Bezos to find the cleanest, purest Quaalude money can buy and I would try a Quaalude. Really? Yeah. If you had the opportunity right now to try a Quaalude that wasn't like...

Boof at all I guess I don't know what a Quaalude is supposed to do to me I don't know anything other than the Wolf of Wall Street Then why would you want to do that? That's something I'll clock in therapy I would want house performances all the time I would want Adam Sandler to come over And just yell Chalamet At me over and over and over again Until I was sick of it I would buy Drew Barrymore Uh huh And just cuddle with her for every movie Yeah

Imagine that. I would just want her... I just want her around me always. I guess if we're thinking weird animals, suddenly this is the first time I'm realizing that I would really want an alpaca. But no, they scare me, kind of. What do alpacas do? I don't know. Just like, imagine petting up like that. You know what? Okay, I want to talk about this. We're leaving on tour and...

I feel like because we're leaving the United States for so long, obviously, even just when you leave like on tour, you're away from your home for so long. I'm prioritizing because I was asking Hunter as well. And I feel like he's really toward like the world a lot and left for this amount of time a lot of times. And I was like, what's your best advice? And he was saying that he would tell me to bring lots of things from home, like things that make me feel better about whatever. I'm bringing my flat tortilla pillow. Duh.

Like I have my pillow that's literally as flat as a magazine that I sleep on every night and it helps me with all of my neck problems. Like I hate when my fucking head is way off cranked. Okay. You know, and I'm trying to think of other things that I'm wanting. Like I'm going to bring like a Peppa I love for sure. Like things that are sentimental to you that you like to have at home. I have this blanket that I like, I, I,

I don't care how disgusting it is. Like, I don't want it washed. I don't want it to smell like laundry detergent. I want it to smell like the day I got it. Actually, it's the one that Morphe gave us that says, like, I put her on. Yes, the gray. I've never... It's so soft. And, like, the way... Like, I never... Mouse has now chewed a hole in it, like, literally the size of a basketball. And I don't care. I want to sleep with that every night. And it's coming. That's a good one. That's a really good one. I think I want to bring a lot of, like...

American food and snacks Like lots of Red 40 Lots of MSG Like just like Even like some Can you do that? Can we like I was thinking about Asking Sriracha Or asking Starbucks for a lot of Sriracha today Cause Starbucks Sriracha Is fucking superior It's like I tried the jalapeno pocket today It was electric So good I want to bring moonsand Cause whenever I'm really in a pinch Like chemically Do you think moonsand Is gonna travel well? Well I actually have A moonsand travel case

You know we have a limit on the amount of bags that we can bring I know that's the only issue Well I'm going to start stealing everyone else's Like I'm serious And who's carrying those? Annalie? You can't have 11 big body suitcases You know how many fights we have in 30 days? I think I'm going to have four Like if I'm telling you the truth I'm probably going to have four Especially I was having three in my head With my idea of the weather And now finding out it's going to be cold I'm like fuck fuck shit fuck fuck

I don't know. Like jackets. Every single tour, I kick myself at the end because I'm like, I wore 10% of the things that I brought. So I decided like if it's boots, like I don't need seven pairs of boots because like nobody is like noticing like, oh, she wore these boots yesterday. So she can't wear them again today. Like just wear the boots again. You're right. You're right. I will. And I'm happy we're having this conversation because I do want to keep that in mind. And like on tour, I would say that I wore like 85.

Because I do the pre-packed outfits in the bags and then I pick the outfits and I wear them. Yeah, but sometimes I'll see your suitcase open and sprawled and there's like a coffee table inside. You're right. I'm going to be as mindful as possible, but I also want to be as comfortable as possible. So there's going to be somewhere in the middle of that where...

I have my things from home I have my additional outfit choices I also like I've been doing a thing where I'm buying clothes like with the intention of sharing with my boyfriend so we can wear the same things oh that's genius jackets and sweaters especially because it's like it is great too because just with the allotted amount of bags like Makoa travels with a backpack and like so I bought a backpack backpacks are back

And only because Bebe was like, if you were a backpack, that's so embarrassing. And it like really, I was, I've been sitting on it and thinking about it and I've been feeling like preemptively embarrassed about it. But then I was like in the airport and stuff, I am always so miserable because my shoulder is like literally going to fall off because of the weight of whatever tote bag I'm carrying. So I bought a backpack.

bought a backpack fuck you guys my back my black Louis backpack that's hard to say is my most traveled oh yeah you were yeah I'm I there were like four years of my life where I only looked like a ninja turtle like in public like I love especially in my rapper era you know I was like me and my I had an MCM backpack talk about things that I just should have never had I had a big red and white giant MCM backpack with a boom box in it speakers on the outside so happy I missed whatever era that was no are you I could connect to Bluetooth and

of my backpack and then just play music and oh I would that was it that was a brutal time I'm trying to think of anything else I would want to bring I wish I could bring Murph not Mouse but Murph for sure I know someone said they've been giving me a hard time online because they think I'm only posting Mouse because he's my favorite but I'm only posting Mouse because he's the only one who gives me problems Murphy is my favorite yeah she's just like a perfect angel I mean that I um

We're now in talks of a potential end of the year U.S. tour. This is always how it goes with touring because the agents are just, you know, they're agents. So like the second that they know we're open and available and stuff, and it's the greatest blessing in the world. The fact that there's even a demand at all to potentially do some U.S. shows again and some, we're out in Canada, we're doing all the things, but we might be back on the bus before the end of the year. And that was not on my bingo card, but like... The bus, there's something so... But you should bring Murphy. Yeah.

I know, but I don't know. It's hard. It's stressful for humans. So definitely stressful for animals. I guess that's true. But like having to train somebody because like it's one thing to have a cat sitter. Like mouse is not a cat. Like trying, we have to have like tomorrow we have someone coming over to like

learn and like, like we have to really give her like the low down and like explain because it's not like, oh, who's watching her? Yeah. Who's staying with Mouse and Murph while we're gone? You need to make sure she's got good like calisthenics. I know. And like, like she has the number of the vet that we have to call every two minutes and like,

you know directions to the hospital he goes to every other day like what if you put them up in a room with no added gadgets or gizmos he'd find a way he'd eat the wall he would eat the drywall without a question like literally immediately he ate my skims today no the more you play with him the less he eats and stuff so like that's really the takeaway is like he just needs to be constantly stimulated and like and he has no like like Dave and Buster's or something

He has no like do-it-yourself toys where he enjoys them. He can't because he swallows them. So like, it's just hard. Like he would play all day with like one of those things that you like hold up and he jumps and stuff, but he will swallow the entire pole. So he can't have them. Cat trees? They have cat trees. They're like, they're cat trees. But they're really meant for scratching and sleeping. Yeah. But does he scratch them? If there's anything interactive, like one of them has like a hanging ball off of it. Swallow. Yeah.

Due to us stacking episodes right now, we thought we would talk to you, the viewers. I just tweeted and asked if anybody has any questions and I'm just going to start reading off rip the questions. Your favorite Coachella set of all time was the first question. Oh, Porter Robinson and Maddie on or mid

Coachella 2017 I want to say it was literally like I didn't even know who that was going into it it was such a spiritual experience for me and it was like I will never skip Coachella again I did but

Oh my God. It was like literally life changing. What was, what is it? Or Dylan Francis. Really? Like the EDM of it? Oh, my original Coachella is like, that's all I would care about. That's true. I had my like EDM era too. And it was kind of at that time. That's just so funny. Cause obviously you're, you don't listen to EDM in like the car and stuff. So that's so fun. No, but it's like at a festival, it's so different. Like that's what it's,

Also, Martin Garrix. That was just such a crazy year. They had all the best sets that year. I saw James Bay in the smallest tent right after he released his...

major album performing like let it go and like whatever and i swear it was like me and like a hundred people and i was barricaded he was just like singing at me i'll never forget that it was me and isabella that was my first coachella um billy eilish but not her headlining year um before that when she was swinging from the bed with phineas and she cried singing i love you

on the bed swinging. I have literal full body goosebumps even thinking about it. I know the clip. I've watched it a thousand times. And it was weirdly me, James Charles and Victoria Justice. I think we all sang. And then Amari tried to like, Victoria bumped into Amari and I think he like piped up and then realized it was her and like immediately dialed back and it was just like very funny. Lana Del Rey, I loved so much. Yeah, that was amazing. I have, well,

That's a story I think I'm going to save for a live show. But I had a like picked out of the crowd. Like what's that movie? Anne Hathaway. Oh, and she gets picked out. Is it Harry Styles or is it not Harry Styles in that movie? It's not. It's some guy. But I think it's like supposed to be like a Harry Styles type. That happened to me. So that's one. That's a good one. That's a good one. I'm trying to think of any more that just like.

Lord performing green light as I got out of Coachella jail, but I was just talking about that. Oh my God, seven year anniversary was a couple days ago. Of what? Of you going to jail at Coachella. It's so funny. Like,

Even just thinking about that time, not... I've talked about the Coachella arrest so much. Like, we all know all about it and whatever. But I immediately flew from Coachella to Reno, Nevada, where my boyfriend lived. And I was like... I remember him and I were just like... He was being such a dick to me and, like, gaming. And then I was like, you know what? I'm going to film a story time. And I didn't even think... Like, I wasn't even going to make a video about it. And then I was like, obviously, I got arrested. I have to. And, like... But just, like...

all of those videos being at his house in Reno, Nevada is so funny to me. But it's because like I would get there and he would be like, I'm going to play Rocket League for the next five hours. I'm obsessed with your like, you have no shame. Like you will film in front of anybody like whenever, wherever. And like, that's so. I think it's because I've just always been that way because it was like you accept me as a YouTuber or you don't. Because like even as I started YouTube, I feel like.

I had a lot of fake friends fall off, people who didn't support me. It's funny. I just saw one. I was at the mall shopping in Vegas and this girl runs up to me and she's like, Tana, it's so good to see you. You look amazing. She was a c**t. No, like she was like sucking the fart out of my ass, but like was such a c**t to me like during that time. Dream guest, but for big celebrities on the canceled podcast. Um, Shaboozy. Yeah.

I know nothing about him. I have to stop. I just love that song. Adam Sandler, duh. Adam Sandler is a huge dream guest of mine. Of course. But like that's I honestly don't want him on Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus. Oh, my God. Do you think Miley Cyrus had eyelid surgery? I don't know. I've been really looking into it and like I'm torn because sometimes like, you know, people really come in, you know, to breath. And I know that's a touchy subject for you because you I will never do it again.

But love. People always say like she had a crazy eyelid surgery. I really genuinely look at her and I think she just aged. Damn, I don't know. Um,

Who else? Theo Vaughn. Oh my God. I would do anything to have Theo Vaughn on the canceled podcast. I don't know why he won't come on the canceled podcast. I kind of know why he wouldn't go on canceled, but then please have us on this past weekend. I feel exactly the opposite way about it. I feel like this past weekend is too good for us, but I feel like he would come to us. I just feel like him in this environment would...

Would be scary for him And like whatever Whereas going to his environment And then we'd almost Be able to riff More Theo style In Theo's environment I don't know That's my take on that Well I just don't expect him To ever have Me personally On this past weekend I'll tell you that much Yeah

I don't know I would do anything for it Me too I love you Bert Kreischer I just love like Is Tom Segura Like Liked Like has he done anything Like crazy or whatever They all I mean You can pretty much assume That any like Big comic Has been like

has been in big trouble. I get myself in trouble that way a lot because I don't really like keep up with that. And I always am like, oh my God, I love this person. But like, just assume always that I don't know. And they, I just heard them say something funny. Role model. I would actually really love to have on canceled. I would too. I just reached out. Like I, like I texted our,

management group chat and I was like can we get role model on and I forget what Greg said it was like you know might be tough but like it's always an ask away or something like he used the most like manager jargon to say like okay diva like that's not fucking happening no it wasn't you didn't say role model you said someone else but I really I actually think that he would come on I don't know I had my like self really convinced that he like loved us for a second there

I texted, can we get Jennifer Coolidge on canceled? Have I lost it? Greg said, definitely worth us reaching out, which is like the most manager jargon response for like, absolutely. It's never fucking happening, but sure. I'll write the email. Definitely worth us reaching out. Jennifer Coolidge, duh. Would do anything. Parker Posey too. It's crazy. I've been, who's Parker Posey? Um, tsunami. Yeah.

I have to catch up. Piper, no. Oh. Oh, my God. I just found out I can do that, by the way, and that's just my whole new stem. It's funny that I didn't know she was the one in all the Blake Lively interviews where Blake goes, I love your bump. And it's her and Parker Posey. And now, like, just the rebrand of a century, her being the White Lotus icon. Like, how iconic. McCrispy strips are now at McDonald's. I hope you're ready for the most dippable chicken in McDonald's history.

Dip it in all the sauces. Dip it in that hot sauce in your bag. Dip it in your McFlurry. Your dip is your business. McCrispy strips at McDonald's. Blake Lively. Have you seen that movie, A Simple Favor? Mm-hmm. Aren't they coming out with a second one now? Yes, I just saw the trailer today, and it's like, there was a lot of drama surrounding that movie because...

Anna Kendrick has gone on record and said that working with Blake Lively was a nightmare, which obviously like is crazy. Checks out. And honestly, I trust every single thing that Anna Kendrick says. I love her. It's funny, too, because even like at the height of all this Blake Lively shit, I'm

A like press person asks Anna Kendrick, like, how was it working with Blake Lively? And Blake and Anna Kendrick just goes, oh, you know, like and it's funny because obviously as a celebrity, you can always ignore that. Like if you're choosing to answer that, you're making a statement. So her going back into filming a movie with someone that she hates and

It's awesome for the movie. Like I'm a huge fan. I love a psychological thriller. It's actually one of my favorites. I love that movie. I'm excited. It's been a long time since I've seen it, but I must, I always, you have to assume that this was filmed before all of this, like Blake Lively stuff even started happening. Cause that was just within this last like year. I think it was like,

Kind of during. I might be making that up. I really don't know. I just feel like it takes years. Like Snow White, for example, was filmed like six years ago. Oh, that's wild. I didn't know that. Not really, but like probably like almost four years ago, I want to say. And now, obviously, it's tanking. It's cool that Anna and Blake's dynamic in the movie is kind of Anna being fed up with Blake. So she probably just could easily method act through that. I feel like that's how...

a lot of shows are like Gossip Girl. Like, thank God they like had beef anyhow. Like it probably made it a lot easier to just use it for their art. Do you ever think about like how hard it would be like for... Oh, you haven't seen Vampire Diaries, huh? No. Well, never mind. Or One Tree Hill? No. God, you're good for nothing. I know. I was just on so much of a trashier side of television. Like I was so...

Into the Opposites of that I guess You know I was like Thinking recently about like How the fuck like Cause obviously I I knew like Who You were and stuff Because of like

other youtubers that i would see you in but i never ever came across your videos until i lived in la i was like i wonder how that happened and i realized it's because like i thought like even emma chamberlain was like i was like this girl's so raunchy like i don't understand how she's talking like this like i remember thinking that because like so i wonder had you ever come across mine before if we would even be here now probably not because you probably would have been turned off by my videos well i just like i i don't know my grandma like would have never let me like it

be any type of way like I don't know I was just also I was in a sorority and like if we so much as like posted us with a red cup we would get literally terminated from the sorority so I was very much like I had to appear a certain way online so I like I remember seeing Emma Chamberlain's like I dropped out of school video or something she said like fuck so many times that I was like oh

That's imagine telling that Brooke like what she and I was saying fuck but like but like hey you're gonna I can't believe you're posting this. You're gonna discuss your labia on the internet to millions like at length like so is right. We got it. We got a laugh from the peanut gallery. Was it miles? Yeah, that's actually everything Taylor Swift.

imagine taylor swift on the canceled podcast if she were to ever come on then imagine her pr team cutting everything it would be just us breathing like that is so funny favorite trisha paytas era oh obviously the correct answer is this current one but i'm my i'm gonna go secondarily marrying the cardboard cutout

Like telling everyone I'm actually getting married. She had the whole internet like on the edge of their seat like who she married. I was into coming out as a chicken nugget. I was into that and I was into her celebrity big brother especially because I'm a big brother super fan. I want to start if I'm genuinely serious like I want to have a side podcast where I like only talk about

game shows. You should. And have people like, I'm not kidding. I have like people who to me are like the biggest celebrities in the world. Like a Rob from Survivor. Yes. Like Austin, like they are the biggest celebrities in the world to me. And like, it sucks that I can't even talk about you or

them to you. You can't. Like right now, the season of Big Brother that we're watching is like... Is it the Jojo McEwork one or no? No, no, no. I don't think that's... What a crossover. I can't get over that. I know. That's crazy. He got kicked out of the house finally. What was the final straw? Like what were the things that he was doing mainly? I don't know. I'm surprised because you would... Like on traditional Big Brother, like it is very easy to get kicked off. Like you can say like very little and get kicked off because they have like a zero tolerance policy. Mm-hmm.

I cannot believe maybe because it's Celebrity Big Brother that he was able to just like get off with a warning the first time. Like that's crazy. That is wild. But now he has since been kicked out. What was he saying to even get off on the warning? He was like, he called her like, I know like a gay slur, but then he was also like just being so overly sexual to her saying like, I could turn you straight. Like after I got done with you, like you would not be gay anymore. Like, and Jojo was like, uh,

you're 80 and I'd be more gay yeah that's I think that's what she said ew that's disgusting it was really horrible and I feel horrible for her and then Bella Thorne came out and said that she also had a horrible experience I saw that yeah and I like even just remember her talking about that at the time it's dude Bella Thorne needs to drop the fucking documentary of a lifetime I'm sure she will she's so talented when it comes to like

You know what I mean? The things that she wants to do and she's passionate about. But like she has just been through so fucking much in this industry. Like truly. And she's such a sport about it. You know what I mean? Like just still wants to act and still like whatever. Like if I had been through one tenth of the things that she's been through in this industry from a child on up. Like truly such a strong woman. Yeah, that's horrible. Good for her. If you were to delete one memory out of your head but only one, what would it be? That's kind of dark. Because if it's really only one, like...

I'm trying to think of like what my most embarrassing moment is and I would probably choose that. If I had to go like funny, I would delete that entire I hate people, I love them night. No, that's one of my favorite memories that I even have.

I just like I'll never be able to say some of the things that happened that night. And it's crazy because I'm so open about like saying like literally I got a gun pulled on me and I fell down the stairs and hit Kid Leroy. And I did like all these things. But like the fact that there are things from that night that like I won't even write about in the book. Yeah, that was dark. Yeah, obviously, I guess if I could delete one memory from my head, it would be like just so many fucked up things. But like I'm trying to think.

What's a food or drink that goes straight through you, but you love it so much? Oh, I have lessons that I just keep learning over and over and over again. But I just like, I don't care. Every single time I eat Panera Bread, broccoli and cheddar soup, it comes out of me. Really? I have it in the fridge. I have it in the fridge right now. The day that I shit myself on the pot, I ate that. Really? What I will say is like,

As much as we talk about shitting ourselves, like, I really do kind of have a stomach of steel. Like, I can eat just about anything and, like, pretty much be safe. Same. Like, yes, I'll have, like, little issues here and there. But, like, even Taco Bell, for example, so many people struggle with. And I think it's, like, if you train yourself from a very young age to eat those things, right? Like, you just. That's an actual fact. Like, the same way that you learn to be lactose intolerant, like.

We're not born capable of drinking cow's milk. You're not supposed to do that. You have to build up a tolerance to that. So if you don't drink dairy or consume dairy for a really long time and then you have milk, obviously you're going to shit your pants. But if you have it all the time... Can you just have a cup of whole milk, no problem? No, no problem. I can fucking bite into a block of cheese. I'm like...

I do love a block of cheese. You know what? It's so weird because if you put Hershey's syrup in milk, I'm drinking it. Whatever. Don't care. So yum. But a plain glass of whole milk is my worst nightmare. But also reminds me of my dad. I love it. I'm like a bowl of spaghetti glass of milk. I would love that.

Also, it's so funny to me that like cream tops are becoming like a viral trend because I'm like, that's literally whipped cream and you guys are all having oat milk with a cream top that's like literally made of actual cream. That is actually so fucking funny. Like that's the most LA shit ever. Like people are drinking oat milk drinks with a cream top. Yeah, like you're not lactose intolerant. I saw all these people during Coachella this past weekend saying that...

If they weren't going to Coachella, they were just going to Community Goods every single day because there was no line. And how funny is that? Like that it's just the exact same crowd. Same thing with Erewhon. It's a ghost town. Someone posted it like literally nobody's there. That is like that has got to be studied. Erewhon had a major health and safety violation. What was it? Cockroaches in the tonic bar.

Yeah. You heard it here first. That's wild because you know the tonics were just still fucking $100 that day. One million. Like that is so insane. Oh my God. I fucking when I was dying so sick last week.

I ordered a health and wellness shot from Air One that like is just germ warfare. It's called germ warfare. It's 20 fucking dollars. Uber eats in germ warfare and a singular smoothie to my house was fucking 65, 70 dollars. You know what I mean? But I was dying and everyone in L.A. like claims that this shot works like magic. I think it makes you literally see God. And then when you see God, he like grants you a wish. And but the thing is, it's not the shot that's helping you. It's just the fact that it

so, so, so horrible and it changes like your entire body chemistry so much that you forget yourself. It is the most disgusting liquid I've ever ingested in my entire life.

but I was completely better the next day, but I'm not kidding you. It felt for the next eight hours. Like I drank bleach. I could taste it in my eyebrows. It's I, I don't even like to think about it, but what's really like the most important part of it is oil of oregano, which you can take in a pill form. So like take it in a pill form. I could take, I'm not even kidding you. I've never been able to be like, I feel what I tasted in the parts of my face. Like it was so fucking disgusting, but it worked honestly.

How different will Canceled International be? I don't know. I'm hoping not that different. I feel like if it ain't broke, don't fix it. I guess that's true. We finally got into a point where... Oh, like the tour. What do you mean? What do they mean? I don't know. I mean, just all of it. I think it's going to be wildly different. I think I'm very nervous to not be busing. I am. Oh, I'm thinking like actually like the contents of the show. Like I think it'll be... I thought like that was my... I think this is our...

self most self exposing show yet in so many ways like with footage to like it's not like any of the things that we're exposing does not have like a photo to back it up and like whatever and like I feel like you and I've had a lot of conversations I don't know if we've ever talked about this but

You are much bigger than I, when it comes to feeling like you are leaving the stage with dignity, which is a good thing. Yeah. You know what I mean? And there was one story you were specifically telling. And it's so funny because if you asked me my favorite story in the history of onstage on the canceled podcast, like live tour, it would be this specific story you were telling. Can we say about who? No. Okay. About a Nepo baby. Yeah. And,

But I was saying his first and last name and it just made me feel like so gross. Like it wasn't even like a horrible story. Like the story was like about something bad that he did. And like, I shouldn't have felt bad about it. But for some reason I felt like sick to my stomach every single time I came off stage. And I was like, I can't like live this way. Even if you're telling a complete, just like utter truth about a different time of life where like you did something disgusting, you'll still walk off and be like, I can't believe I had to say that on stage. Yeah.

And I normally never feel that way. Like, I'm just very down to expose the shit out of myself, even if it's like disgusting. Me too, but myself. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I feel like even if you're telling a story about yourself, but it's like some crazy escapade you were on or whatever, you're still like, oh my God, I hate...

walking off with like no dignity. You know what I mean? And I don't like on the last tour, I'm talking about removing shit out of my ass with a Jeffree Star makeup brush, like a cake pop, you know? And it's like, I'm like, well, whatever he, he, but the story that I'm telling on this tour, like,

I'm so fucking ashamed of. Is it the one I'm thinking of? Yes, of course it is. It's hell week. That's tough. I am like just, I'm already like really dreading it. And I'm like, oh my God, like I can't believe I'm exposing myself. I need to write it so I just feel better.

And like, see if there's a way I could write it to make it really. No, it was a different time. I know. But like the fact that I ever did it truly, like I'll be, I'll be a hundred and be like, why the fuck did I ever do this? This thing during this week? Why did I ever act this way? And I'm hoping I'm going to be able to get it written in a way that really emphasizes how far I've come as a person. But even just societally, it is so not okay for women societally, unfortunately to act the way I did. Like it's,

Oh, I mean, I'm not shaming you, but if I was going to shame you, I would shame you about this particular. Yeah. And hopefully, again, I can spearhead it in a way that like men have done this in a thousand times. Like, you know, and I can spearhead a movement for women's empowerment. But good God, like sometimes I think it's OK to call yourself a fucking disgusting whore. Yeah. You nasty little slut.

Go shave your bush, matter of fact, too. You don't have to shave your bush. Bushes are for... I know, but I was doing shit bushed up that was just, you know, I don't know. The whole town saw the bush. Yeah. No, and I'm not offended by what you said. I'm offended by my own actions. Someone said, is goodbye sex worth it? No. No. Don't do it. If you're thinking of doing it, don't do it. And don't go back for any after goodbye sex ever. I agree. I...

I don't know though. Like they're. For what? For what? But okay. No, it's, it's not for anything with your relationship with the person, but sometimes it's the best ever because it's out of a movie. Like you're Nicholas. Oh, cause you hate each other. Yeah. Or like, you know what I mean? Like, you know, it's the last time. So you're like shedding a tear and like, it's like poetic and like,

don't know it's not worth it and it's i'm saying that in the moment it can be this poetic passionate thing and that's why i'm romanticizing it but then how you feel after is just yeah like maybe if they're going to like war or something but like if you're just breaking up like no good sex it's not worth it because and i also do feel like a lot of girls find themselves in situations where you date someone and it's the best sex ever but you can't be together so then like you want to have it

More as goodbye sex or whatever because you feel like you're never gonna find it again And I cannot stress enough that you will find the best sex ever with someone else who treats you right? Yeah, and that is that is true. Someone said how do I go after my goals like y'all did with everything against me? Hmm. That's kind of like a moving question. That is I

Delusional belief in yourself. That's what I was going to say. Had I not been just absolutely delusional, I probably wouldn't have wanted to. To be honest, I mean, such a stupid thing to say, but I had literally one movie that made me so delusional. The Greatest Showman. The Greatest Showman. I saw that movie and I just loved it so much that I was like, oh my God, my life cannot be small. That's just not what I want.

And I think that a lot of times in life when you are being so beat up by your surroundings, it's so easy to think that like,

I'm never going to make it out of this because my surroundings are so bad. But I always tried to use my surroundings as such a motivating factor in the regard of like, I have to make it out of this. You know what I mean? Because I would rather fucking die trying than die here. Yeah, I think that's true for a lot of people too. Like that's why some of the most successful people in the world have like very like, like a lot of adversity in their background just because it's like...

It literally drove them out. So let it drive you out. Yeah. And I think revenge and spite are a very, they're murky waters, you know, where it's like, if you're doing everything out of revenge and spite, it's not a good thing. But at the same time, I definitely do remember, you know, being in like even just my house and like my parents really telling me like, you're never going to make it doing this or like losing friends because of it or just like whatever, just even coworkers being like, bitch, pick up that extra shift. Like you're never, you're never going to make it like,

And I use that so much like you motherfuckers will see. You know what I mean? I think that's important. I just kind of think I'm going to have a gay son anyway. I hope so with everything in me. Are you kidding me? But as I'm really thinking that I'm going to name my kitty Kaika, it's such a straight name. Really? Yeah.

I guess I've just never met an Ikaika, so I don't really have anything to like... Just when you think Ikaika boy, Ikaika means strong. Oh, okay. So it's kind of like... Well, gay people can be strong. I don't know what I just tried to remember. No, duh. I don't know. I just, when I think about me and Makoa having like a little boy named Ikaika, like I feel like he's like gonna like play football and shit. So then I'm rethinking that I have to name...

the sun Vegas instead just to ensure that he has a little more glitz and glamour from the jump. I've been thinking a lot about the fact that like your kids are literally probably like the single most important thing in your life. And like, I think it's crazy that right now we don't even know them. Like they literally don't exist. Like there's going to be a point where like, that's the most important thing in the world to us. And like, that's the majority of our lives. Like, and we just don't, they're not even born yet. We don't even know them. You don't think about that? I've never, I've never,

I thought about it like that. I like have always thought, yeah, like just that we don't even know them yet and they will one day. I think about it even like your last name that you have right now, like that's going to be like a last name that you have way less of your life than the last name you marry into. Like that's going to be your big body last name. That is so funny. I like, I've been like really wrestling with that thought just a lot lately. Am I going to change my last name? And people don't even know Makoa's last name, so they don't even know what...

You definitely would have to like hyphenate your name. But hyphenating all of that together is like. Yeah, but like or even if you just you could change your name, but like your name is going to be Tana Mongeau always. Like it's so important to you. Like Trisha Paytas Hackman. Yeah, I guess. But that sounds good to me. I don't know. I don't think my name and Koa's last name sound. You can bleep it, but like Tana Mongeau.

I don't think that sounds bad at all. Really? I guess it is like... I guess his last name is also iconic. Yeah. Like, it is like a good last name. What if your kids are like... Like, have the biggest lives ever? Like, what if you... Like, you had this whole life and then you give birth to like...

Phineas and Billy or something and then your whole life is just so different than you ever imagined it like damn I've like also never thought about that like I wonder if my kid will want to work in this industry yeah or your kid could be like the biggest like football player ever mm-hmm and then your whole life is about football and like you have no interest right now in football that is so fucking wild

It's crazy like how much we don't know about our own lives And like what if it is something that you just so Can't wrap your head around like I'm imagining it's like What if your kid plays like cello And you spend the rest of your life going to like

Classical music concerts And like that's not One of your interests Right now Yeah how Oh my god I never thought about that too Like as a parent Like you might have to Like really fake an interest But I guess eventually You just get into it I know that's why You have to like Really condition your kids To do exactly what You would have wanted to do When you were a child Oh my god And that's exactly What our parents Tried to do with us That's the thing Is it's like

So interesting because now I'm sitting here and thinking like one day I'd have a kid and I would so want to be seeding things into them that like I would want. But then it's like, oh, my God, I was raised by narcissists and I'm just I don't even want an inkling of that. Yeah, me neither. But I also like there's certain things like I really am so serious about not wanting my kid to play football. Like I really would not want my kid like anywhere near that.

like a really like a moment content yeah contact sport or like a boxer I always talk about that but like I know I want my kids to be like a dancer or a soccer player or a baseball player preferably not baseball because like how boring but like oh my god but there's got to be fun in all of it like the baseball moms have got to be fucking insane BB's baseball player texted her that he saw the podcast my only you were you said it your takeaway is that the Dodgers watched the canceled podcast

Which is just me in this shirt today. I'm like, hell yeah. No, another one of the Dodger girlfriends sent it to him. But in my head, I'm like, how did he know it was about him? So I'm like, did she send it in a group chat of Dodgers and say, who is going to claim this girl? Yes. Or, I don't know. I'm running through all the options. That makes me feel better. Even just the context. Because it's so funny. Whenever I hear something like that, I immediately presume that the man came across it himself. And then I'm like...

He's gay No And then it's like No duh Like the girlfriends Are always the ones Sending it Because every time That happens Every time

Like even if Paige like when she was dating that guy and then he like saw it, I'm like, okay. Yeah. He watches. But it's like, no, there is a million other ways. If you ran into your old self in the club bathroom, what would you tell her? Oh my God. I would literally actually just like force her to drink water. Like I'm not even kidding. Wherever. Just drink. I try to think of what my major problem was back then. I think I'd say like whatever you do, like go wherever you need to go. Like find Tana Mongeau now. Yeah.

um but yeah i definitely would really just be like heavy on less bumps drink water she would definitely have on emo boots and i would this bitch is boring i know it's so true it's so true she would definitely have on emo boots and i would tell her that not only will the boots eventually not become the biggest part of her life but everything that they encapsulate will not become the like

You know, the lifestyle. Yeah, like the boyfriends. The boot boyfriends are going with the boots. Yes. Yes. And the boot lifestyle are going with the emo boots. Like truly just this will not be all of it. You are going to go to your last emo night and probably not know it's your last emo night. Oh my God.

At one point I went to... No, I would go to emo night again. No, yeah, I think so too. I honestly would. I would also say please appreciate your boobs while you have them because they are about to go away and you're going to have to buy new ones. Try K-Tip sooner. You don't have to have your tracks out. You really fucking don't. Don't be blonde. You're not a blonde. You're not a blonde. And dissolve your filler. You look like shit. These...

promoters are not as fucking cool as you think they are at all. Yeah, like that guy's going to jail soon. Yeah, so soon. So soon. Value the girls and gays around you that you're out at the club with so much more than whatever you're trying to see at the club. You know what I mean? Your best friends, like they mean so much more. You don't have to go behind the DJ booth. If you want to have fun in the middle of the club, you can like just...

It's not as cool as you think it is. At one point, you will not be speaking to Zach Bia as much as you think you are. You know what my boyfriend called me the other day? Zach Labia. Yeah. That is so good. It's insane.

labia tacos nope just trying to go for beer yeah it didn't work so close god I could like actually just keep going I liked that question that was a good one you know it's fine there was a point in my life where I genuinely was like oh no I should get another

Like you've done enough. You've exhausted that. One is enough and two is too many. Someone said, which one of your exes have you talked to the most recently? And I'm actually, I'm going, I mean, you know, I'm friends with all of them. It's nothing like that. Chris sent me a video the other day.

I have to put this video. It's funny because we, you and I just talked about that Nobu Hotel trip. And this was a different trip, I think, at the Nobu Hotel. But look at this video of me that he sent. Oh, no. Okay. Like, we have to put it in the podcast because it's like, if this is not a message that if you are sober curious to just follow,

fucking do it sooner. And I still look beat now and again. You know what I mean? Like I look, I look beat in like my own ways differently, but there is no type of looking beat like this. Like I, I hope I never look this fucking beat again in my entire life. Oh no. First of all, we were doing something with the Botox then that we shouldn't have ever done. That's not even you. You don't look like yourself in anything.

You know what's funny though is so much of it has nothing to do with the Botox or filler. It's like truly how swollen I would be from drinking that much. 100%. Like how funny is that? Like I hope I never look like that again. And then it's funny. I was literally telling him that we were talking about the zinc story and we were just talking about all of the hell that we put you through third wheeling us fighting and we're both very sorry. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. McCrispy strips are now at McDonald's. I hope you're ready for the most dippable chicken in McDonald's history.

Dip it in all the sauces. Dip it in that hot sauce in your bag. Dip it in your McFlurry. Your dip is your business. McCrispy strips at McDonald's. What about you? I can't think of one ex that would ever speak to me like literally ever again in life. Ever. I can't think of like the one I talked to most recently was like the most recent one just because like that's the last I talked to him. But like I never spoke to him again after he left that day. Never even once.

Like never one time. And that's actually like something amazing I did. We don't talk about that enough. I like really was like, okay, bye. See you later. And I never talked to him again. That was amazing. Which one? Oh, I like forget about it. I swear to God, I was thinking you were talking about Clinton. No. Ew. That is really good that you just finally went fucking no contact with that man. I was just like, bye. Wherever he is, I hope he's having a horrible day. He lives like next door to me. Never saw him again. Thank God. Someone's like, can you talk about Xanax or something or Bleach and Tones? Sure.

Oh, I guess we're telling that story on stage about the first time I ever gave you Xanax, but whatever. But like, do you ever think about the fact that like bleep it, but like you had to give me a Xanax because I was crying over. That is so actually crazy. Like not heaving, like heaving. I had to medicate you. I had to like make sure that your stomach was going to contract normally again. Like you were heaving. And now I'm going to marry like his friend. Yeah.

Like seriously. Oh my God. I wish you could do anything in the world. Yeah. I wish I could go back and tell my, tell myself that. Tell you to tell like, like you're, you're, you're literally going to marry his friend. That's, that's iconic. That's hilarious. I love you.

It's so funny how we are just dating the most chill guys possible. Ever. Like they are just so fucking chill. There's nothing we could say or do to phase them at all. No, sometimes I try just if I'm like feeling funky or something or if I like want to start a fight. Yeah, and it just doesn't fucking work. It just never sticks. It is so crazy. That's one like tip of advice I want to say to all the girls out there. I feel like I dated so many people who...

would be cool with how I am, but then try to like dull how loud I can be or, you know, how big my personality can be. And like, if you're a crazy girl out there, you will eventually find someone who is just obsessed with your fucking batshit personality. Agreed. Why is your mouth so big? Do you eat pickles sideways? Like I'm fucking Ash Trevino. Like, so get off my Twitter. That's a really funny question though. Oh my God. Someone said, are you ever getting the United Airlines story time?

And I've never told it. What's the United Airlines story time? I had a bad flight on United Airlines one time. I'll make it like quick, but I actually I do. I forgot that I filmed it like several times and never uploaded it. And it's just like people love a bad airline experience. And that could be like a fun way to end this. And I would love to hear your take on if I were right or wrong or if this lady was a c**t.

or whatever it may be. Okay. I was flying to Hawaii and I had booked a flight and I wake up the morning of my flight. It's canceled. I remember when like no flights could take off, like whatever that flight like shortage was or outage or like whatever, like all, like there was no flights in the air for like the first time ever. And like, whatever all flights getting somewhere that ended up making all of the flights, like thousands of dollars and just like all full and like whatever. And we needed to get to Hawaii for like,

someone in Makoa's life's birthday or something like we had to get there. So we like ended up paying so much money for like middle seats on United Airlines just to get to Hawaii. And then we get to the airport and we get on the plane and we're stuck on the tarmac for like three and a half hours. And it is so,

Fucking hot We are middle seats Like 27B And we're scorching And they will not They tell us Like if you want to get off the plane Like you're not on the flight Which is just crazy right Like that is so Diabolical Right Truly To say like either burn

In 27B you cannot get off And mind you also I've just never understood That if the plane is going to be stuck On the fucking tarmac for more than an hour People should be able to get off right And then eventually They don't know if you're going to leave or not right Mind you also first class Is fucking arctic And I'm just like I'm livid about that as well Like just all the reasons why I'm like are you fucking kidding me Then eventually they bring waters And Cheez-Its

to the front of the tarmac for people to go get but that obviously just like everything class wise front of the bus eating cheesy good drinking water by the time it got to us there weren't any snacks i'm fucking furious they won't serve us drinks this is at a time where i'm still drinking as well so i i presume it was like a crack of dawn morning flight as well so i was probably withdrawing from alcohol yeah so then i'm sitting there with like the shakes on the tarmac like i

I was banking on being able to get up in the air and take myself back to alcoholic levels, homeostasis. Finally, after hours and hours and hours, this flight takes off and I'm just, I'm, I'm sweating balls and I'm just livid that I'd been on the tarmac forever, whatever. And then they end up like not bringing the service throughout to the flight. And I'm just, again, alcoholic withdrawing. I'm watching 50 first dates. I'm scream sobbing, just like

And obviously that movie is sad and I'm always scream sobbing. But I think that a lot of the other factors like the withdrawing and whatever. Yeah. I'm just like, I'm a mess. And finally I walk up to Ashley who is sitting like a couple rows ahead of me and she gives me a gray goose shooter that she had in her purse. Okay. And I go back to my seat and we'd already had this flight attendant who had just like bet she was just like,

A bitch. I don't know. I would like anytime I would ask her anything. Hey, is there any water left? Is there anything she had just like been? And it was just like this whole thing where I was just already pissed off at this flight attendant for being such a fucking cunt.

And then I take the gray goose shooter and we're all just like sitting there, whatever. And then towards like, we're like three fourths of the way through the flight. She comes and she collects our trash and I hand her all of the things that are my trash. And the gray goose shooters, like in a bag, whatever she starts like going through the trash. She finds the gray goose shooter and she looks at me and she's like, United Airlines does not serve gray goose. And I'm like,

Okay. And I don't have brown hair. Right. Like why the fuck are you telling me this? Whatever. And she's like, it's illegal to drink your own alcohol on an airline. And she's like,

We say that at the beginning and she's being so condescending about it. And she's like, we say that at the beginning of the flight. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I was fucking busy being in the fucking Sahara desert. I was thirsty. Yeah. That I just couldn't fucking hear this, whatever. And so then she's like, we're going to have to call the front and they'll be waiting for you when we land. So now I'm sitting there.

and I'm having a fucking panic attack. The lady next to me is like 65. We made friends over 50 first dates and they always go to Maui and whatever. The lady next to me starts jumping in, trying to like defend me, all of these things, like just help me.

And she's like, oh no, no, no. Like I've already called them. They're going to be waiting for you. Oh, what a boner. And so we're flying over the fucking water and it's still hot as fuck on this plane. I'm just pissed. I can't text my lawyers. I can't call anyone because there's no service. Like a lot of times when you fly to Hawaii, there's no fucking service. I would have just been like, it was empty when I, when I got here, it was empty in my bag. I don't, I remember, I don't even know what I was trying to say. Oh, I said like, we just came from Vegas. I had it. I didn't know. I was trying to play stupid that I like didn't know. And I really didn't like remember that rule, whatever. Yeah.

And so now I'm sitting there panicking and I'm like way towards the back. So she's sitting in the fucking back of the plane and she's watching me panic and I'm watching her watch me. And she's sitting there kiki with her other flight attendants laughing at me. Like she's laughing at me. Fucking evil. Like how mean is that? And just after all of this that happened, like,

Just let me take the shooter. Right. You know what I mean? Just like if, if it weren't like such an extenuating circumstance, but like we've been through a lot, like give me a break. And,

And just like, dude, I didn't fucking know. And just like, I literally, I'm thirsty. It was so hard on the plane. It's crazy because like you say it and I'm like, oh, that is like such a like well-known rule. But I also like would so 100% forget about it. I think because it's like, it feels like if you're allowed to bring it on the plane, like obviously you can drink it. Like the same way if you buy something in the terminal, like you can eat it and drink it on the plane. Yeah. And it's just like, oh my God. And I'm watching her laugh at me. So then I'm just like, you wanted to be a bitch.

And like, just like I was in like a Hanes wife beat or no bra. Like I, and she was looking me up and down before it was just like, what you were wearing does not matter. I know, but I could tell that she thought I was like classless fucking white trash, which obviously doing my shooter on the plane and having my nipples out, like whatever, that was her takeaway. So then I get up and I go to the back of the plane and I decide like, I'm going to talk to her. Like, I'm going to be like, you know what? Hey, like,

I'm really sorry. I just I really didn't know. I'm like pulling out all the stops. I'm like, I've never even gotten a parking ticket. Like, oh, my God. I'm not. Meanwhile, I just don't drive. Probably Google deal. Well, no, there's no fucking Google in there. And I can't talk to my fucking lawyers any. I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out because I'm like, oh, my God, I'm going to land in Hawaii and get banned from United Airlines or arrested right now. Like because. Yeah. And mind you, the amount of times in my life I've had a flight attendant bring me nine shooters from the bar. Like it is just crazy that.

all rules depend on if they want to report you, if they like you, if whatever. And then I'm like begging and whatever. And she was like, she just looks at me and I don't remember exactly what she said, but essentially her like entire thing was like, I didn't call the people at the front. I just wanted you to stress a little bit.

I want to say so many things that I would end up having to cut. You evil fucking cunt. I hope you croak. Yeah, I think that's what I was about to say. Oh my God. And I get that it was like a rule broken, but especially just after all of the flights canceling, I'd been on hold with United probably for like...

48 hours in total to even just get this middle seat flight that was then $2,000 because of the inflation to get to Hawaii because of all of the fucking flights. Yeah, at that point, you should have been able to fucking like literally do whatever you want. Literally get on all fours and crawl around the plane and bark. You know what I mean? And it's just like, and after the tarmac shit and just all of it, it's like you're... Haven't you seen how bad this day is for all of the passengers? Like you fucking... Yeah, I hate when people like literally like make it their goal. Like, I don't know. I feel that way about a lot of people who work in like...

like certain jobs that are just like not that enjoyable but I'm like you know I'm miserable to be here and I know you're miserable to be here but like why are you making it more of a miserable experience and it's not like it was just a completely normal fight like that's truly one of the most miserable fights I've ever had like I'm sweating on that tarmac like for four hours like just scorching and then it's like it's not like I was like overly drunk or any I was literally just trying to stop shaking like fuck diva and just like what a bitch like to like no you know she's a c**t

I don't know why. Usually I would always be on like, I would always assume that like maybe you had had some sort of behavior prior to that that made her feel like she needed to. Maybe the sobbing over 50 first dates and whatever. But even just again in the climate of what that flight was. Because you have explained to me like what the vibes were before that. So I could see you like maybe not directed at her, but perhaps complaining in a way that is.

Yeah A little extreme Yeah And I really wasn't Like so it was just like Very wild What hate comment Sticks with you guys? All of them Just kidding I don't read them I've never seen one For me it's annoying I don't like annoying And I am annoying So it's just kind of like That's why it hurts Yeah I think Really like Something doesn't really bother me If it's something that I'm not already self-conscious about But like

If I'm self-conscious about it, then it does bother me. Yeah, that's what it is. Like the pick me stuff kind of bothers me because it's already something that I like have to actively think about. So I'm like, God, like give me a break. For every like 100 comments I will get about my rebrand being like great and loving Sobertana and whatever, I will get that one comment of like, she is so fucking boring now. And it will always break me down because for so long, I like was so convinced that I had to be the party girl to be interesting and all the things, you know?

I don't know. You just can't wait. I hate when like comments like contradict one another. Like I'll get so many hate comments about how I won't shut the fuck up like and let you talk. But then if I like

it's just like always the opposite you know what i mean or it'll be like she doesn't say anything she literally like is so boring she brings nothing to this podcast and you're like okay well i just apparently can't fucking win also one that gets me and i know i say this i like have kind of exhausted this but um replace brooke and or like get her out of here she doesn't belong here and i again to that i say you're literally at my house like this is like

We literally like I live here. You know what I saw recently? Actually, I saw someone say this podcast was so much more interesting before Brooke. And I want to that. I say there I've been on since the first episode. That is crazy. I was going to say even after your scandal, when I did one episode with Paige and just was letting you process and all the things, everyone was so livid about

Everyone was telling me, get her the fuck off the podcast, burn her at the stake, whatever. But then it was like, no, we need Brooke. Absolutely the fuck not. And then Paige was crucified. It is so funny about how much of this shit can just be like... Yeah, I guess I just don't understand. A rat race. But I've been way better lately. Especially like...

This is by far the longest I've ever gone without going on Reddit. And boy, do I feel free and amazing. We actually haven't talked about Reddit in a long time because I do believe that talking about it continues to fuel the fire. Yeah, it gives it life. And it's sad because there are...

Let's talk about it. Let's make it our final. Reddit was supposed to be... It started out as like... It's a forum. They wanted to talk about Canceled. It was all people who loved Canceled. And somewhere along the way, it became not that. Yes, exactly. At one point, it was so nice because it was 50% constructive criticism and 50% people who loved us and wanted to know where our shirts were from or where we got our hair done. And that's why we started reading it. And then it just slowly started turning and turning and turning. And eventually, it just like...

And people on there would be so mad when I would say like, I have to get off of this and like whatever. I eventually just had to stop because I would open it up and it would be just like Tana's face is so fucking ugly now that she her filler has migrated to here. Right. But then if we talk about plastic surgery, it would be like, why the fuck are they talking about plastic surgery? They're ruining the world or Tana's voice is so annoying. It's like I literally can't change that or just like.

Wanted trying to replace a co-host Or whatever but then like if something Exactly same thing like yeah and the Psychoanalyzing our relationship And our like how I blink And if I you know look down When you're talking I must hate you and Oh and how much that just like And then reading it and we're like wait do we hate Each other like yeah like You start to believe what you read it's like the weirdest Thing no it is it is just like So crazy I just the last Time I was on and I open it up and for like

10 posts they were all so many things Like that where it was just nitpicking Most recent TikToks And nitpicking things and just So much and it's crazy Because you'll always open those posts and then there will Be the two people in those Comments saying like this is not what this thread Is supposed to be and like do you just hate them But they get downvoted like that's how it works Like if you say anything positive about Us now it like it literally It fucks up their account I'm pretty sure It's actually funny like

No, please don't go on it. Can I just for the sake of this conversation? Yeah, but don't tell me anything bad, please. No, I won't. Like I truly don't want to know. Sometimes like people in like even trying to be positive will tell me like, oh, this was on there. But like someone had a nice response and it's like, no, I just genuinely don't want to know ever. Oh, I guess actually there are a few nice ones. Really? Oh, well, then there's this. What is it? Saying I look like this.

That's actually hella funny. That is one thing that I do miss about it is that you'll find the ones that are just funny as fuck to talk about. Fuck!

That is so fucking funny. It's kind of valid. The constant money grabs make me wonder about Tana's finances. And it's like just saying like the pickles are a money grab and all that. And it's so funny because... God forbid a girl wants a pickle. I love pickles more than literally anything in the world. And like, oh, there's so much Taco Bell that just got here. But anyways, I guess to end the conversation, it's so funny because...

I'd convinced myself for so long that these were just my fans that I were letting down and that I couldn't do anything right. And it did just have me hating myself all the time. Just trying to like show up as a completely different person every single week and whatever.

You know what I mean? Like show up as whatever I thought that they wanted me to be. And then it would just be something else every time. And eventually I just realized I couldn't win. And now being clean of it, it's like, I've realized that to me, the people that are the fans are like the first thing

Like when you cancel this posted the first like thousand people comment like I just needed this. I was having the roughest week and you girls are my safe space and you're whatever. I'm like, I know that the Redditors are going to argue like longtime Tana fan here. That's always how they start. And then they say like, no, I am a fan. But then I hate this, this, this, this, this, this, and this now. And it's like,

Well, then if I can't make you happy, I'm sorry. Like, you know, I'm doing my best. I'm just a human. I'm living now. And like, you know, like, I'm so sorry. You're allowed to move on. Yeah. Trust me. I see a lot of those two that are like, I used to love you, but you did this. And the this in question will be like, got a boob job. And you're like, oh, yeah.

Yeah and it's I just It didn't take much So actually like I think you might Just not have liked me that much And that's okay And I also like If you used to love me I appreciate you so much For loving me through that time I definitely needed that And I really appreciate it But if I no longer serve you I am also okay with that

I feel like I had so many people that I was like a super fan of and now I just kind of passively watch their stuff or don't really. Right. But I'm imagining. I used to love wearing Doc Martens. And like I loved that era and I can look back on it fondly, but I will not be wearing Doc Martens. Yeah, but I'm not going to write out a whole dissertation on like, you know, like I'm still, that person's still a person. And everyone else should hate Doc Martens and Doc Martens should croak and kill themselves. Yeah.

sorry it is so wild and i'm sure there are good people on our cancelled pod reddit no there are so many but they we love so much out by like the seven people who like literally want literally nothing but for us to die no it's it's more than seven that's crazy and it's crazy it's a lot more because it's it really did just become it's a snark yeah and it's it's like so it's so wild to me because it's like to those people i'm like

I hate to say it. And like those people are then I see here. I am catering to them because I'm now going to say this and then they're going to make an entire post about why I'm wrong and what I'm saying. But I do stand on the fact that I find it fucking crazy to spend your fucking free time writing out a whole thread about all the things you hate about a person. Wouldn't you rather going back and commenting and commenting and commenting and like, like how much of your day is committed to hate? Like,

It has to make you miserable. Like, if you really hate something so much, like, so much time you're spending on it. Like, kind of crazy. Yeah, like, I'm just imagining them logging in to go to this thread to, like, continue to talk about, like, why your bleph is wrong and why they no longer stand because of it. And it's like, damn, wouldn't you just want to spend that time doing something else? Anything else. Like, I just... I don't know. And I take that to everything. Like, even just...

Seeing people say that about Kayla Malik. We were just talking about that. But like, I don't like her, but this like I've just never understood how there are so many people out there who like feel happy writing mean things about people that they don't know. Like you can close your eyes.

Click out. I don't know. I think about it all the time and I'm curious, like, is it the same feeling they get when they're like, we like talk, you know, when you text your group chat and you're like, oh my God, like this post was crazy. Like, do you think that's the same feeling or no? I mean, you've always said this, but love and hate hold hands so well, right? Because they're both derived from passion. So it's got to just be like, do I say that? Sounds...

But I don't think Like you've said like Yeah you've said like Loving and hating someone Yeah like There's a fine line If you truly hate someone Like I don't know I mean that is like Like even just like You do And that's fine Like That can even just be related To like bullying in school You know Cause it's like The mean girl bully Who spends all of her time Bullying the girl Who's minding her own business And just like wearing her fits And whatever Yeah

that girl hates her life and she's obsessed with that other girl. You know, it's like, it's just kind of a wild thing to me. I don't know, but... So if you're getting bullied right now by anyone or people are making you feel ostracized or they have a lot to say about you, just know they're consumed with you and that is... They love you. Yeah, and that's wild within itself, dude. Well, you guys, we love you so much and I know that I'm just always saying this, but by the time that this episode comes out on the road, we will quit.

quite literally be taking a plane to another country to talk on a stage because people cared enough to spend their hard-earned money to come see us and hang out and have a big sleepover vibe in the same room as us. And the fact that I get to do this so much later and then we get to do this together and shit, like just thank you to the canceled listeners. And even just this show, I think being all about how far we've come, yes, it's a lot of funnies, but it also just is so crazy that it's been this insane journey that...

you all have been a part of and still want to be a part of. And I am like so excited. And one of the next upcoming episodes, even after this, we'll be filming out there and we'll be back up to date. But thank you for still listening to and enjoying our banked episodes to support us. And we love you so much. And we will talk to you very soon. We love you. McCrispy strips are now at McDonald's. I hope you're ready for the most dippable chicken in McDonald's history.

Dip it in all the sauces. Dip it in that hot sauce in your bag. Dip it in your McFlurry. Your dip is your business. McCrispy strips at McDonald's.