121: TANA WENT TO THE HOSPITAL ON TOUR… - Ep. 121
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You also say chonies for underwear. I know, but like, but chonkless means like sand, these aren't a sandal, but...

Every single time I watch this back and I'm like, oh, I just have this like long pointed foot. No, the point five in the feet. You know how I feel already. But I bought these Miu Miu sneaker slides and the public was so enraged. The top comment was like, Tani, you are leading with rich goggles. And I was like, I know. Like they're just. I really do love them. I just wish they had a little back on them. I actively chose these. Well, they didn't have my size. They you could try Sears to me and they didn't have my size in the ones with the back. But I also saw Hallie Kate wearing.

Hallie Kate Corr, unboxing these like a long time ago. And she was like, do I keep them? Like, I feel insane, yada, yada. And all the comments were like, return them. And I was like, bitch, keep like, I love them. No, I wanted that colorway so bad. And had they had my size, I might have bought them. But my problem with anything like that is that I'm really a speedy walker and they just will go flying down the street. Oh, yeah. No, see, I'm glacial pace, like turtle versus hair. I'm the turtle. You have to really grip your toes onto any shoe like that to keep.

it on even slippers like ugg slippers can't if they don't have a little sling back they're worthless to me no and i step on the sling back like actually like

horrible behavior but you know i'm a big toe gripper like i love to grip something with my i believe that just based on the color of that big toe it looks like it's been through something that was traumatic i also have makoa on my socks which i'm really living for somebody made me these at the berlin show those are nice wait but do you want to talk about like what you've been through with shopping or no what do you mean with shopping just like what like what you've done

since we've been here? Well, I have a haul coming soon on my channel where I really unpack that I will now be selling Extreme Hole probably soon. I'm sorry. That was just a joke. Lovely Berlin studio. Well, I discovered this mall in Paris and I wanted to make a TikTok about it, but it just somehow got lost in translation.

That you put me onto and truly like, I can't blame you. You know what I mean? Because at the end of the day, you told me that you had a great experience somewhere and that I should go. That's a nice thing to do theoretically. It's called Galleries Lafayette in Paris. And it's like,

I've never seen anything like it. I feel like when you're a little kid and you're like dreaming of going to the mall overnight or like you're a little girl and you're dreaming of going shopping, like this is final boss. I felt like a fucking video game character. It's beautiful architecture, 5,000 stores. And I just- It is. It's six stories. It's essentially like one-

one giant department store with like all luxury everything but it's literally six stories tall and Tana when I tell you I told her that first day she spent eight hours there that first day went back the next day spent another six went back the next day and spent another six like when I tell you she lost all of Paris to this mall thank God it's beautiful inside it's so beautiful the rooftop has a view of all of Paris I'm talking about the rooftop like I wasn't in Miu Miu for fucking nine hours but

It was just And I've been to Paris I've done a lot in Paris And when I discovered this place There was no going back And then they get you With the tax return Like knowing that Everything I buy I get 12% back on I'm like well Let me just do it now Like I was You know Yeah

I was going to say some crazy shit. You really did your big one, but I really love all your purchases. I had such a shopping's my favorite thing in the world. Like I always say like to McCall, I'm like, you're surfing is my shopping. And I felt like, like Carrie Bradshaw would have had the best day of her life. Carrie Bradshaw would not have. She wouldn't have done that. I feel like Miranda could maybe get behind the functionality of these.

No, Miranda would never spend more than $600 on a sneaker. She wouldn't spend $200 on a sneaker. She's practical and she's a genius. She's a lawyer. She can afford it. That's actually kind of a genius way to approach shopping. Like if no character in Sex and the City would buy this, I shouldn't buy it. I know. I do that with just a lot of people that I really look up to. I'll be like, will she wear this? No, won't wear it. Hallie Kate Corr, I love that bitch. You are giving Charlotte today. Oh, thank you. So, I mean, we've been on tour. Yeah.

and it has been so crazy naming this tour international disaster was the biggest fucking sleigh we just knew we knew beforehand and boy were we right and it's the shows have been going phenomenally and i just want to say the energy over here it's so cool like every city city

You lost me. I don't know. Where are we? Germany? I don't know. It's so different. Like the vibe of the crowd and the social etiquettes and how the people are. It's so different in every place. And it's such a privilege and so cool. Everything other than the shows has been going so disastrously wrong, which is just like so on brand. But really, I feel like it's been amazing. I feel like everything's been perfect. Oh, no, no, no. Except that heart attack you had. And we'll get to my heart attack.

But we have to start with the plane. I just feel like that set the tone so hard. It just set the tone so hard. And it's just, it's such a classic case of what always happens to us. You and I can be on the same wavelength so hard and loving each other so much. And then there will be some outside factor pitting us against each other to

to oblivion and it's almost like we we failed before we even started you know what i mean and this is always happening well so what had happened was we well i got a call from tana's assistant she was like hey we just sat down at pf jenks and i was like we're boarding right now we are boarding right now we weren't boarding yet no we were i was i was i was boarding

We were boarding. So I was like, probably not a smart idea to sit down at P.F. Chang's, but like, no biggie, whatever. But those lettuce cups. And we're sitting on the plane and they come up to me and my boyfriend and they're like, hey, is the rest of your party almost here? Like, we're about to close the doors. And I'm like, what?

what? Like, what do you mean? And they're like freaking out. They're like, yeah, we're closing the doors right now. Like I start like crying. It's this whole drama and the pilots there, there's like these two really mean flight attendants who were just saying like, like, what do you want us to do? Like, there's nothing we can do. The gates close. Like, sorry, they have to like, and listen,

Listen to me right now. That is all so valid, right? If it were the time that the gates are supposed to close, there is nothing they can do and people need to be on the flight, okay? But here I am walking through LAX. Mind you, I'm not running. I have no sense of urgency because my printed...

boarding pass with text on it. Mind you, it's the same on the screens as well. Like I'm following up with the screens. I don't want to miss this flight. Imagine I missed our first flight to Oslo, Norway. I would be 70 with tennis balls on my walker and you would be cooking me for it. Never let you live it down. I would never

never, ever, ever, ever, ever. I don't want to go through that, right? I'm at LAX so early and I'm looking at my boarding pass and it says, I forget the time, but like 4.30, okay? And so I'm like walking, you know, taking in the sights. I'm not running. I stop and get a water. You know what I mean? I decide to opt out of P.F. Chang's to be conscious of time. I instead go to KFC to get a famous bowl, okay? Love that bowl. I love corn.

And I get my bowl. And it says 4.30, boarding closes. And I'm on my way to boarding. And it's like 4.10. I'm walking on over there. And then I get a call from Brooke. And she's like, they're closing in five minutes. And I'm far as shit. Like LAX, Tom Bradley is huge. Yeah, they told us too. Like, hey, just so you know, it's going to be a 20-minute walk to your gate. Like, get ahead. No one told us that, obviously. And so then, obviously, we're going to be there.

I'm crying. Paige is crying. Everyone's crying because we're like, oh my God, we're going to end. Mind you, it's 4.15. I'm like, what do you mean they close at 4.30? Like it closes at 4.30. I don't understand. And we're all running. Makoa's walking too. And I'm like getting pissed as fuck that he's walking because I'm like, do you not sense the urgency? Do you not see the stress? Right.

We get to the gate and I'm not kidding you. I haven't ran like that. I've never ran like that. Actually, I've never ran like that. You couldn't have ran like that in those shoes at all. Okay. There would have been one on each side of my back. The sneaker. I'm fucking Usain Bolt in this airport. I get to the gate and it's like, I just, I look at, you know what I mean? Like I'm wheezing and I'm sweating and I'm crying. I'm all the things. And the flight attendant or like the person at the gate, the person who scans your, it's just crazy.

cackling at me. Like, actually fucking laughing at me. And you just know in that moment, too, it's like, fuck you. Yeah, like, hello? Because it's like, why the fuck are you laughing at me? This isn't funny. Like, this isn't funny at all. And mind you, they've, like, spun you like a little fucking chihuahua on the plane. Like, someone's always doing this, though, getting you riled up. I know, but I wasn't mad, but it was like, you know, getting you sprinted. It was this one specific moment

a flight attendant and I was like being rude back to her because the way that she was talking like was so crazy like first of all like what I'm not a parent like what am I supposed to do about people that aren't on the flight and she was being so crazy like I don't know what to tell you it's closed it says very clear as day blah blah but swear to god Tana shows me her boarding pass and I was ready to think she was late you know I was ready and imagine I was just like a negligent asshole who missed my flight for a KFC famous bowl like I'm pissed that this is even happening

One thing if it's a flight to fucking Vegas, okay? I'm not missing a flight to Oslo, Norway for some good ass corn. - I know, but it was just, it was pretty crazy after all of this. You were in the right, like it was definitely, like it was an actual like misunderstanding. - The pilot apologizes. - It said 4:30 on her boarding pass. Yeah, the pilot came to me and he was like, "I'm sorry for the misunderstanding." Like it was a whole mistake, whatever.

But when I had just gone through that, I'm sweating, tears still running down my face, and I see this bitch pull a famous bowl out of her bag. No, it's, I mean, I completely understand how I, you know what I mean, been getting a famous bowl in the final minutes. But it's like, even, and the pilot was just like, I'm so sorry. Like, this never happens. Boarding was closed way too early. Like, we sent out a message. We shouldn't have all this shit. I think you were just the only ones who weren't on a plane yet. So they were like, ugh, let's just get this show on the road. Has anybody ever heard of 420?

Like 10 minutes before, I just... And I'm not an early boarder. You know I hate to hurry up and wait. Like I am the person who kind of boards closer to the end. Like I just don't like to like sit on the plane and twiddle. You know? And it's just like...

And when I say riled you up, I don't mean angry. I almost mean like frantic, like stress, just stressing you out. Well, yeah, God, I was like, I was sitting there all peaceful. I'd already turned my TV on. I put my little eye masks on and all of a sudden this is yelling at me. And it's just so unfair. Like once again, doomed from the jump, like who put our reservations together? Why is this on you? Of course, it's like an external mistake. And then it's like, you're going to be mad at me because you're like, Tana, how could you be so negligent? But it's like,

I wasn't. Yeah, you're right. You were definitely like right in this scenario, but it wasn't like the craziest thing for me to think like, oh, she's going to be late to it. Of course not. But I, you know why I think it infuriates me so much is because every second of every, and I'm still failing. I'm not sitting here acting like I'm fucking perfect, but there was definitely a point in my life where I wasn't. Is cognizant the right word? I don't know. I never know. Conscious. One thing about me, I never know the right word. Where I wasn't conscious of being.

these things and I was just running on my ADHD tan a time and I didn't care and now I care so much like I want so badly to make it better for everyone around me and again I'm not I'm I know I'm not perfect no I know what you're saying though you're working you are trying a lot harder and you're way more like conscious of it now so it's frustrating to be like

When external factors then put me back in the place that I once was like, I really am just and it is just a shitty feeling even if I am still fucking up to be like actively trying so hard and then just still failing. It's like God damn it, dude. I am so excited to see the canceled podcast live in Australia, which is why I want to give the sponsor of today's video SeatGeek a huge shout out.

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on your MTV show? Natalie trying to wake me? Yeah. Dude, she's, it's so funny because Natalie, we know Natalie and we love her and she like posted it on her story the other day. I know, I thought that was so funny. And she was like, this was just the best time of our life. Like first digital show that MTV ever did. Like has the most positive outlook on it. And I'm like, Natalie, you deserve,

workers' compensation. It was a rough time, honestly. Dude, I mean, I always say I want to make a YouTube video fully reacting to the entire MTV show because I don't remember it. But like having it go viral once again, it's just... It deserves all of the virality in the world because that girl was such a fucking mess, problem child, drug addict, depressed, like all of the things. And obviously that makes for like good reality television, but it is the bane of my existence. And the fact that it is just so...

Documented and edited, obviously, as well. You know, like, everything is just kind of edited to be even worse than it already was. And, oh, my God. We should react to it at some point. But I just, oh, my God. It's once every, like, year and a half, those clips start going viral. And I'm pressing not interested. Like, my life depends on it, you know? Yeah. Like, now I feel like a reality show would be so fun. Because, like, there's dramas, but they're...

And whatnot. And I'm just mentally healthier. That was a crazy time. I would love to do a reality show. You know my obsession with reality television. You saw Jojo Siwa's on Big Brother. Okay. I think we've talked about it a little bit, but there's some more advancements. Well, because it started off with her very much in the right and Mickey Rourke was being crazy to her, right? Mm-hmm.

And saying, I'm going to turn you straight. And everyone was like, who the fuck says that? Whatever. Yeah. But now. He did end up getting kicked out of the house, I think. I haven't been watching it, but obviously I've been following all the drama. And the new drama is that she was cheating on her partner in college.

The house. Who she's cheating with is a man and she's obviously like come out as a lesbian. Like everyone knows JoJo Siwa as a lesbian. But then she took it back and said, I'm queer now. But yeah, so then randomly in the house, she was like, by the way, like she didn't take it back, but she just said, look, I don't identify as a lesbian. Like I just identify as queer. But she's like,

really like crossing the line in my opinion and I think everyone else's opinion with this guy for it's like for somebody who has a partner like if I'm sorry if my boyfriend's in there like snuggled up with some girl oh they're snuggling they're like kissing like not like what they're not like making out but like kissing each other on the head and like holding hands and everywhere they sleep in the same bed every night like it's definitely like very inappropriate um

Sleeping in the same bed is crazy. I guess it's inappropriate. It's fine. Like if you think like, oh, well, she's a lesbian. Like obviously she's not interested. But then randomly she was like, no, actually I'm queer.

So everyone's like, so do you like him or not? Yeah. Like the timing of it all. Yeah. Also, if I was just her partner, I would be. Yeah. Lighty. I would be committing arson on the big brother house. Yeah. It was a whole thing. And so then she got out of the house and they like her partner, like flew to see her and like went to the after party, the big brother after party with her and stuff. And then Jojo broke up. Like they broke up at the after party. And it was like this huge drama. And like, I don't know. It's just like.

JoJo, have you learned nothing? It's crazy that at the time where she had her face on blenders and bows and stuff, that felt like the ceiling of... And now it's almost like looking back at that time, it was so simple. What do you mean? That's like...

just diabolical. I know. And then she like, she shaded her partner for like asking for a business class flight home. But I'm so sorry if you cheat on me, you better fucking fly me home private. If you cheated on me live on Big Brother, I want the Emirates pod home. A hundred percent. Like, I don't think that was like a crazy ask at all, especially when Jojo's like worth hundreds of millions of dollars. You just like put me through hell in public.

embarrass me to the highest extent and now you want to send me economy back home fuck you and if you're gonna like narcissistically abuse me at least let me reap the benefits right yeah right I don't know oh that's brutal that's who's the partner I don't know damn that's just that's just so crazy that is especially like

Truly like think about How much more people Could probably get away with On so many other shows Like Big Brothers Like live cameras 24-7 Like what the fuck Is wrong with you Yeah that's the thing And 90% of it Wasn't actually on the show But rather on the Big Brother Like you know how You can always watch The live stream Oh my god And I'm just imagining Being at home Having so much anxiety Like tuning into the cameras She can watch them Like yeah And then

Imagine that. Like, imagine, like, Makoa's on a show like that and you can tap in at any time to see where he is. You can see him in the bathroom, in the shower, anywhere he goes. Oh, my God. And he's just with some bitch. Well, that's not my dream. That's not my dream. I had a dream last night that he was cheating on me with a bitch named Gabby. Okay. Who the hell is Gabby? And I came and I asked you and then you were like, yes, he's cheating on you. And so I hired a private investigator in my dream. And then I had the private investigator take all these photos of Makoa. What were we going to...

Cheating. And then I gave him a booklet of all the photos of him cheating on his birthday in front of all of his friends. And honestly, that is probably what I would do. But I don't think he would do that. Well, I know that he wouldn't do that. But I think about it sometimes and I'm like, I can't believe there was ever a time where we were in relationships where we were like, oh, this person could cheat on me. Because like, I would never put myself through that ever again. But it's almost scarier. I think it's weirdly being with someone that you know could cheat on you is kind of weirdly...

you're doing it psychologically to be in more control because you're like well i'm aware of this so i know and i know the capacity of how much i can get hurt whereas when you're dating someone that you like absolutely like know and don't think would it's almost scarier because then you're falling fully and then if they were to do anything it's like the pain is so much worse yeah i agree with that i guess if like something would happen in relation in my relationship now i would lose it because i would just be so unprepared for it every other relationship i've been in i've

No, I have my ducks in a row. Well, I'm just like, I hate this person. Like, realistically, like, I hate this person. And, like, love him, but I hate him. And just like, I have, like, plan A, B, C, and D for when things go awry. Like, I don't have that with Nicole. Or sometimes when things don't go awry. Yeah. 100%. That is wild. Oh, I was going to say, didn't we almost hire a private investigator one time? I was going to ask you, what were we doing that for? Wait, why do I think it was for? And I could be making this up, but when I just look back at the, like, Rolodex of...

All the reasons we could hire a private investigator. My mind goes to the person who was secretly recording us. My mind goes to my boyfriend who killed his family. Yeah, it's a toss up really, man. I think we were trying to find his mom. I think you told me you would pay for it. And I was like, perfect.

that is why but i think both have i think we wanted a private investigator in both cases what a cool job i would love that i'm just so nosy imagine i would be so shitty at it though i can't find anything else be like cackling and vaping like nothing is private about me i'd just be an investigator i'm not like that you know everyone's like god i give me you know an adderall in five minutes and i can find his whole family like i really am not good at that i could

find things that I think that I know and I'm always wrong. I'm kind of good at it, but I've retired fully. Like I did enough of that in the early years of my dating history. I get that. We also didn't talk about how we almost fought a 70 year old man on the plane. Oh, okay. So I'm sorry. Like this whole huge drama happens on the plane where like it's, it's this huge, like obviously like hubbub, everybody's talking like, we're all like, Oh my God, I can't believe this happened. This is such a misunderstanding. We're looking at the boarding pass. And,

And we're having like a little bit of commotion about it, but it's a quiet commotion because I am someone who is very aware of my surroundings. That's the thing is if I were telling this story, you would have to take it with a grain of salt. But Brooke Amber is, you are on public library mode at all times. Well, I am. I'm hyper aware of like,

the people around me i'm never going to be like so obnoxious or loud because i'm like you know i'm cognizant of that and like we're talking which she and i are just talking about this by the way where our seats are next to each other so we're literally just talking to each other and this guy turns up or stands up turns around and literally goes can you guys shut the fuck up literally he's like this old man and he's like you need to be aware of who's around you like quiet down and in my head like normally i would be like oh my god yes sir of course i'm so sorry but

we have not so much as closed the door of the plane yet. We are on the tarmac. We have not left. What if I was on the phone with my baby? Right. Or like lights are on, like everybody's still moving around, like shuffling, putting their bags away. I literally looked at this man. I go, sir, we are respectfully on the tarmac. I'm going to talk as loud as I fucking want. And also,

And also truly, like, I think if I were telling this story, like, nobody would believe me. And honestly, rightfully so, digital footprint, there's a million reasons why not to believe me. But you are so, like, just aware of that and good. And therefore, by association, when I'm with you, I meet your level, you know? And we really were just chatting. And I hate, I hate...

When I'm like I know I'm doing the right thing And someone accuses me of doing the wrong thing Or like something you know like Well and just we're on the tarmac Like we literally all just went through like hell Like three people were just crying You know what I mean and it's like

Hey, that was crazy. Let's discuss it. And again, yeah, we're next to each other. So we're very much just talking to each other on some next to each other shit. And this old ass decrepit man turns around and shut the fuck up is also crazy. In his little British... I mean, he probably didn't say shut the fuck up, but that's what we heard. I am like, no, he said shut the fuck up. He said like...

Like maybe shut the hell up. It was really rude. It was very like, be quiet. There's people around you. Like shut up essentially. And so. Shut the fuck up is what he said with his words. He also was just British. And I'm like, I just know that. Yeah.

I always just wonder. You know how I feel. I'm like, I'm wondering if we were British if you would have told us to shut up. And maybe I'm completely wrong for that. Whatever. It's also just so interesting that if like I was on a flight to Tampa, Florida and like a southern man turned around and said that to me, I would have fucking fought him on the tarmac. Really? Bad baby Alabama Barker style. I would have fucking fought that man on the tarmac if he was like a southern man and we were flying within the States. But I am just so aware that...

us being two American girls on this, that we're not winning this battle. You know what I mean? We're just so not winning this battle. So we eat it, we shut up, right? And then,

We are all in the air probably for about like eight hours, right? And I'm just now finally going to sleep. Okay. I've been playing good sorting match three for six hours. Obsessed. Seriously, if you want to sponsor me, I'm obsessed. And finally, I'm like, okay, I'm going to go to bed. And the plane is dark. And mostly everybody in the first class cabin is asleep. Okay. And so I lay down and I'm about to go to sleep.

And I'm literally dozing off. And he stands up and he turns around and he's like, can you stop kicking the back of my seat? And he's like,

And mind you, okay, the feet go in the pod, right? The feet go straight in the pod. Yeah, there's like a hole for your feet. Next to the hole for the feet, my feet are very much in their fucking hole, okay? There's like a wall, right? And he's accusing me of kicking this wall. And I'm like, what kind of banshee behavior? Even...

in tina in her most blacked out day my feet are in the pot i'm not kicking this wall okay and he's yelling and he's getting in my face so then makoa stands up and makoa starts like it's in between us because this man is reaching over his pod yelling in my face accusing me of kicking this wall and i'm like what do you mean and so makoa was like i don't think she was doing that like i'm so sorry that you feel this way essentially is what mccoy but it very much

And Makoa's super quiet too. So Makoa's like, I'm so sorry. Like, don't worry. Like, we're all just going to sleep. Like, it's all right. Like, I think this has to be a misunderstanding because Makoa's also seeing me like,

kicking this wall. I would have been. Then he goes over the seat. Okay. And again, this wall is a part of my pod. All right. And he starts, he's yelling now in Makoa's face and he's like, essentially he's saying like, get your girl to fucking stop. Like get your woman to stop. Like, which is just,

like he's your handler or something and he starts banging on my side my pod as he's yelling and i'm like scared at this point because it's like everyone around is asleep no flight attendants here obviously mccall is not going to let anything happen to me but i'm just like this man is like hitting my shit and like yelling at mccall yelling at me if mccall wasn't here he would be yelling in my face so i'm just like i'm scared right he stops yelling and i'm

I'm not really apologizing either because I'm like, I wasn't doing that. And I know for a fact I wasn't doing that. I was about to doze off into REM. Like, I'm sorry that you have...

something i don't know i was gonna say parkinson's it's like you don't need to say that but like he was old but you're just i don't know if you had a night terror like you're you're assuming that i'm doing this and i didn't fucking do it so then he lays down mccoy ends up laying down and now i'm laying there my heart's beating out of my chest like i'm scared and i'm also scared that i'm gonna like go back to sleep and this is gonna happen again and i'm scared of this man and i just can't sleep for like an hour so i get up

And there are two female flight attendants. And this, think about this. Like, I really debate on this for like 20 minutes. I'm like, do I even say anything? Like, you know what? But I'm scared. That's my final takeaway is like, I'm scared of this man. And I go to the female flight attendants and I'm like, hey, this man was just yelling in my face. Like, yada, yada. Like, I'm just, I'm a little scared. Like, I'm scared to go back to bed. And they're like, why? Like, very much, well, what were you wearing? And they're like, well, why was he yelling? And I'm like,

He thinks that I was kicking this thing and then I can just tell that after tarmac gate Which was not our fault like they just don't believe yeah, we've already caused too much hubbub on the plane essentially the flight attendant just hits me with a like well you should be more careful and I'm like You should be more careful And that tells you everything you need to know about this entire interaction No, I'll probably keep that in there, that's perfect. Cause you like playing around with the microphone

That was too good. A very big part of me felt like if I were flying in America, that that all would have... First of all, I would have fought that man. I'm not kidding. Like, these hands would know no gender. And... Like, I don't know. It was just crazy. It was just so wild that these two women had, like, zero empathy for me. And just, like, zero. I was like, damn, like...

You know, I know we're cut from different cloths. You guys are very posh, very poised. But like this man was just screaming in my face and it was just, I don't know. Then we landed. So that was kind of the start to the whole thing. Yeah, it really set the tone. But we landed in Oslo. Oslo is... In Norway. In Norway. Yeah.

No, it was so fabulous. It was so fabulous. And I'm like starting this tour in very high spirits. Like I'm just, I feel fucking amazing. I'm so excited. This show, even just as we're doing it, like I'm not getting tired of it at all. Like it is, I love this show. It is so fucking funny. I'm exposing myself to a point that I will look back one day and probably regret it. But it's really fun. Just, you know, exposing all of my awful escapades.

And Paige is killing it. Like you're killing it. Like it's my favorite show. And so we're rehearsing it. And you know, we're so, I show up to the venue. Just my goal across this tour has to, has been to be early to everything out of spite. Truly. Like I am like, I will be so on time to everything that no one can say shit. Okay. And so we get to the venue. The show starts at.

What? Seven? Yes. Well, meet and greet is usually at 5.30. But this day was like a different situation because we hadn't done the show yet. So we had to do like a dress rehearsal. So we had to be there at literally like 2.30 p.m. this day. And Tana was downstairs at 2.25. Early as ever, it was...

was amazing skipping okay vibes are so high and we get to the stage and we start rehearsing and i'm i'm like in tears laughing at the stories as well like i'm cackling we're having the best time and all of a sudden i'm laughing so hard in my own fucking story honestly god had to like humble the shit out of me and i feel a pop like you know when you crack your back like a pop like that in my heart

Okay. Like right here, pop. And I'm like, oh my God, what? Ow. Okay. And at first I'm like, okay, whatever. You know, something was relocating the scoliosis, the scoliosis thing. And then all of a sudden I'm in level 10 pain in my heart, which is just like, I

I feel like lots of other pain is like so much less scary, you know, because it's like, oh, my wrist hurts level 10. Okay, it's still my wrist. And it's like, it's very much like my beating heart hurts this much. And I'm like, oh, my God. And I'm trying to continue to rehearse. And then eventually it gets so bad that I can't like breathe or talk. And I'm like, hello, what's happening to me? And it's just it hurt more when I would breathe in and more when I would like breathe out.

So I'm like, I can't even breathe and I'm freaking the fuck out and I have to stop rehearsing and I go back to the green room and I'm just like trying to be zen and chill and like hope it'll go away and it's just getting worse and worse. And now I'm having a panic attack because I'm like, am I having a heart attack? And like, I just like, I can't feel my feet. And I'm like, what's going on there? My arms are a little tingly, like all these things. And I'm just like, what the fuck is going on? And then we get a medic to come in.

But this man is just not a medic. I cannot stress that enough. Like he had to have been the bartender from downstairs at the bar. Like he didn't have so much as a stethoscope. He's like asking Makoa to take my pulse. He doesn't like know what's going on. He's like, yeah, you may be having a heart attack or this may just be something with your lung. Like he doesn't know what's happening. And then we're trying to have other people help, but no one really speaks English. So then I'm freaking out too, just because I think that feeling like you're having a heart attack.

in a place that you've never been before is so much scarier. And then I start getting in like, like I can't talk. So I'm like, oh my God, do we have to cancel our first show? And I've never canceled the show for reasons that had to do with me. Like even when I was diarrhea-ing water in Santa Barbara, like I was running off the stage every 10 minutes. Like I'm not, but I couldn't talk. It's like, oh my God. And just freaking out, I call my doctor. He tells me to go to the hospital. So then I go to a Norwegian hospital

And that just was crazy. A lot of the girls in the Norwegian hospital, though, the nurses, watched the canceled podcast. So they were being, like, really fun with me, like, through it. Also, my entire hospital visit was $350. Yeah, that's, like, just...

It was so clean. It was like such a nice hospital. Honestly, I was like, damn, Sly. And I get an EKG. Makoa is so fed up because my priorities are so out of whack. I like can't unscrew my cardiac bracelet to get the EKG properly. I'm worried it's taking my spray tan off. I'm asking the nurse when I can hit my vape if I get cleared. No, that's what I've, you said that in the, you were going, it's a level 10 pain. It's a level 10 pain. And then she goes, can I hit my vape? I was like, no. And that is going to bring me to my next step.

topic which is addiction but i get the ekg and come to find out i pulled a muscle over my heart which feels like you're having a heart attack which is so fucking awesome so i've just i'm just now like getting better and then but i don't i'm not 100 convinced it's that i think it might be some lung issues because i have just been like i don't think it would be your lung though if you're feeling it like up here because your lungs are like low-key like way back there

I know, but I was feeling it through my back and we had RSV before we left. Yeah, I still have it. Me too. And I'm just like, I've taken antibiotics. It's not going away. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. Like something. And that is leading me to realizing how...

Bad this is for me Well yeah I know dude I know I know That's the thing Is it's so sad And pathetic To be so addicted To something That like does nothing At least in like The times of my life I was addicted to alcohol Or benzo I was like They were for sure Doing something Doing something crazy Like I'm smoking A mini Banana flavored television And I'm like

And it's doing fucking nothing for me. And it is doing something. It's just doing something very bad. And I'm sitting in the hospital genuinely like awaiting to get cleared with the only mindset of like, I need to hit my vape. And like, that's so pathetic. And obviously this is a lung issue, which I've had a million of in my life. Like how pathetic that you can't stop doing this thing.

It's not pathetic. It's addiction. That's just like the name of the game. But we got to get something else in order. You got to get addicted to something good. I know. And it's wild too because obviously kicking benzo addiction and kicking alcohol addiction at their peaks in my life were the hardest thing I've ever had to do. And I can genuinely say that.

Like this is I can't even get to the withdrawal period. I can't even like I fucking do you think some element of that is like the fact that it doesn't feel like it's as bad or feel like you have like as big of a need to quit as the other things. Because I guess that's true. The other things were like I'm going to die and like ruining my life in that. It's kind of more long term. Yeah. In my head, it's almost like feels like a diet where it's like, OK, like I'm not going to die if I eat.

McDonald's. Yes. And it is that the other day I tried not to vape for like five hours and I started counting in my head how many times I thought about hitting the vape and I was in like the hundreds and I was like, damn, like that's so crazy. Life stat wise. If at the end of my life, I spent 10% of my life thinking about the vape.

Yeah, that's rough. Have you ever tried one of the things like ripples or whatever? I need to. That are like vapor? You should try that. Yeah. I need to. I'm also, people like swear up and down by Alan Carr's like books and methods. Like he wrote like The Easy Way to Stop Smoking and The Easy Way to Stop Vaping. And so many people, so many people, even Nikki Glaser, I saw a clip of her talking about this on Joe Rogan. Someone told me that got hypnotized. Chelsea Handler got hypnotized. Yeah, to stop smoking, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Try that I watched this movie called Hypnotic They're like stop smoking beyond time Yeah Stop smoking beyond time Oh my god You do anything to be in that hypnotherapy session You have me right But I'm gonna do it while you're asleep Yeah you should You probably could I'm out cold But like Yeah I'm gonna read the Alan Carr books I'm definitely I will get hypnotized At this point I'm just like Like right now it's dead And it's Aw man It's just Yeah no It's rough and it's gross And honestly it's You're so much prettier without it

It's probably making you uglier. I mean, it's quite literally aging me. It is just like... No, I just... Yeah, it just... There's no way. And there's also... I don't think very many long-term studies on what vaping does to you because obviously we can study smoking. And everyone thinks vaping is better than smoking, but in a lot of ways, it's not because a cigarette, at least you have to go outside to smoke it. A vape, you can just...

all day long just rip and rip and rip. I have a lot of friends who did that, just like dialed back their nicotine by switching to cigarettes because then at least they have to go outside. I just don't like cigarettes. Maybe you don't love, but like let's not do any of that. We don't need you smoking cigarettes. Yeah. At least it's more of like a... Have you ever been a smoker, like a cigarette smoker? Yes, but it was during like the peak of my like just alcohol, Xanax, everything. And...

My etiquette was just really bad. There was a time in New York City where I tried to light a cigarette in an Uber and that was the day I quit. That's good. Yeah, because he kicked us out and we were on the side of the road and I was like, yeah, this isn't for me. That's right. We haven't talked at all about the places that we've been though. Maybe because you weren't there. Well, everyone is just so mean to me.

What do you mean? Like, I like to do things on my own schedule. And it is funny, even the internet's perception of me. Like, I'll see TikToks of you three. And all the top comments are like, Tana is asleep. And it's like, God forbid I watch one of them and review a Patreon in my room. Like, God forbid I'm fucking. I really have. I've been getting up early. I just. Mako and I have been on like our own program. And I ended up in Ireland having to deal with a lot of internal work issues.

drama shit that I'm not going to podcast about, but it was hell on earth trying to figure it out. And that took an entire day. And then everyone's just coming at me like I'm literally a sloth and I hate my friends and I hate these beautiful places. And it's like, I have other things to do. No, it's not that. I just noticed it wasn't a priority of yours. And it's fine, but... Not my priority!

to cancel patreon that's not true you spent 24 consecutive hours in the paris mall like no air but it's beautiful gallery's lafayette it has a stained glass ceiling i also was no it's beautiful look at it it's gorgeous i also was making a vlog and that's like what i wanted to do with my day you know i know i don't know why you're getting so defensive i'm just saying because i've been getting so much internal hate for me being on my own program because

Like, we just do you want to, we want you to see it. And you kept saying, what got me was you were like, God, I just, I wish I had time to walk around. I'm like, you had so much time. I've been doing a lot of other things. Like, genuinely, I have. I've also been to Paris a thousand times. Like, I've seen the Louvre. I've seen the Arc de Triomphe. I know, but we wanted you in house on the cliffs with us. I was working on that internal bullshit, like, all day in Ireland. And I was so sad. I was crying about it. Like, I wanted, I love Ireland. I wanted to be roaming around so bad, but like,

people had to get paid and flights had to get booked and everybody fucking needs something from me you know and that's the god honest truth i know but see that face yeah because i'm like i'm sorry i'm sorry like you know you literally know that i had to do all of that i know but i know that you're like well god forbid i have to watch a patreon episode our patreon episodes by the way are one hour long and we have been out of the country for two and a half weeks

That took four hours of my day. I've been talking to Devin every single day about like the structure of these. When the Alex Warren episode comes out, the Amari camera angle switches. Maybe it's a unique situation for me because I've never been to Europe. So I'm like, obviously I want to be outside all the time. But I do. But I also I do. OK, there is. Here's the thing. I don't want to be outside all of the time. I would love to be outside half of the time. And a lot of things have come up where like I end up having to do other things that is kind of fucked on me in that sense. You could perhaps sit in the park.

And watch a Patreon episode. I'm not working on my laptop from the park. That's just not who I am. But like... In Paris! I love Paris. We had five... I did so much. I went to my favorite restaurant. I went under the Eiffel with Makoa. I walked around. I went to vintage stores around the hotel. I'm just giving you a hard time. No, I know. I'm just giving you a hard time. And trust me, it's totally fine because I've been having the most...

The most fun with my girlfriend, Paige. And listen to me. I will join you guys. Seriously, Ireland was chalked because of all of that shit. And I'm not going to bring that drama to the podcast. But it was fucking awful. It was the worst day ever. And I had to do it. Okay, fine. Tomorrow we're going on a hike. Here's what I'm also going to say to you, though. I'm down for small things. But I also know myself and my energy levels. No, honestly, I love you more than anything. But you would have hated how...

I think it's beautiful. And if I was on vacation, I would absolutely take the day to do that. But I don't want to do a bunch of shit before the show and then not have my full battery at the meet and greet and not have my full battery on stage. Like that feels selfish to me. And I know my battery. I charge my battery at hell. Yeah, you have a much bigger battery than me when it comes to activity and all of it. You know what I mean? So like on the off days, of course, I want to go do things and I will when I have the time. But...

agree to disagree it's not mean agree to disagree it's not mean it's not me it's just like you can't say you had no time you have so much time i've literally i've been working on three vlogs with j-rod like that that is a back and forth that takes so much time like i really have been prioritizing i know i guess you could just do it the next time you're on a world tour i'm not gonna put my youtube channel on pause like all of the people who like it's not i just uploaded i'm uploading again tomorrow

I know. And that takes time and effort and energy. I'm not a hater. I'm just saying. And I'm still seeing these places in the way that I want to. Describe Oslo to me.

No. Oslo, honestly... It was very colorful. No. It was so interesting, though, because Oslo, like... Oslo was the first time I've ever been like, am I in a video game? Oslo was also closed down for our national holiday and the streets were completely empty and you couldn't go in anywhere. I was like, I'm going to spend the day editing. Yeah. We were there for four days. But... We were writing the show for the other days working on the show! I know, but you have to remember that I also have that job. But then you...

clock into doing that and then leave and go explore. Like I'm gonna like do it. I'm gonna do my Snapchat that takes an hour. I'm gonna like, it takes an hour of my day. You know what I mean? I'm gonna fucking edit a video. - No, I get it. There's no shame in having different priorities. But my priority is to talk about Oslo. What the fuck are they eating and drinking? What every single person there looks like a Victoria's Secret model. They're all no pores, so tall, so skinny. - It's crazy in every city how much more

I don't want to say more beautiful. That's fucked up. No, yes. People are just healthier. That's what it is. People are like radiating a glow that we do not have in America. Like the MSG sucks me dry personally. Like specifically Norway though. It was like, what the hell are these people on? It felt like a movie or something. No, it's... And I saw a little bit of Norway. You know what I mean? It was beautiful. I just...

I am like being very defensive on this because I feel like I get bullied for a set of things and some are like, you know what? Bully me, haze me, make me better. I know because sometimes I wish you would just say like, I didn't want to. But I did want to, you know? And it's like, that's not like...

I don't know. I just want to be validated in the sense like I'm doing other things. I think you're so hardworking. I think you are amazing at your job. I think you're the best literally in the business at your particular job. I just think sometimes when you say like, no, I couldn't. It's like you could have. I could, but like.

- Yeah, again, conserving energy is nice. I've been to Paris a lot and I still did so much in Paris. I have like an hour long movie coming out about all the things I did in Paris and which I've been putting notes on with J-Rod in my hotel room, God forbid. And yeah, and Ireland really like-- - I feel like you're getting mad at me about it. I'm like, I just, God, I'm afraid that I just wanted to have some fun with you. - No, I know, I know, I know. I am like, I'm piqued. I think it's 'cause like you're allowed like three things to bully me about at a time. - What do you mean? This is my main one.

It is. This is my main one at the moment. What are the other ones? Your trunk loss?

Yeah. And see, like, that's valid. I love those. This one, I'm really, I am defensive about. I'm sorry. I don't want to hurt your feelings. I've been doing things. I've been awake and doing things, but I have not been on, I've not been hiking cliffs with y'all or going to get labubus. It's okay. There's only room for four of us in the car and we have our solid four. Yes. And I can't stress that enough. I'm obsessed with it. Like, go thrive, slay. No, I live for it. It's just the girls. Me, Bebe, Paige, and Miles. Yeah.

I literally was like, who's the fourth? I forgot about Miles. No, he's having so much fun. He keeps going, that's fierce, girl. Yeah.

Paige has been putting Miles on. Paige is so funny with our boyfriends. No, she makes them like one of the girls. She loves Paige. She's like, God, I really underestimated Paige's, like, sense of humor. The funniest person in life. And we'll sit down to breakfast. Like, this morning, like, we came downstairs to have a drink and first thought, he's like, where's Paige? Oh, that's so sweet. And I also have that thought. Yeah, we have to get into the dynamics of this fucking... Yeah, she and I have been working on our relationship because we do hate each other so much. Yeah, it's so wild that...

The internet. I mean, it's crazy because those edits. I know. I know. They clip it and then they're like, look at her eye movements. I'm like, God forbid I'm on an SSRI. Right. Right.

That's actually not it. Like, honestly, the limictal makes me make the craziest faces and people make compilations of it. I'm like, God. Wait, also, you know what? You had a lot to say about how I can't move my face and now suddenly I'm too expressive. Which is it? We'll never know. It is just so sad seeing you and Paige get so fucking pit against each other. And it's so wild, too, because the comments will be all one thing on the pod and then all one thing on TikTok. And it's like you literally can't win. Yeah, I've been trying to...

reframe it though in my mind because like it used to be like i would get so upset and it's so frustrating to like for people to be so adamant about being so wrong but then i just like completely reframed it in my mind i'm like how funny is it for like that many people to just be like so wrong like and just so up in arms about other people's relationships i'm not gonna lie there was an edit of you that i watched and i was like damn what was it like just

They put all of the moments together and I was like, I... Yeah, but we were... I was like very deliberately doing that. It was when we were having the Hailey Bieber conversation and I was purposefully being like, you disgust me. Like that was the whole thing. That was the whole point of the thing. And I feel like that is kind of your bit, being like sassy. Yeah, my bit is like, well, yeah. Also, just me having a different opinion. It's like if I have, you know, the same opinion as everybody, I'm too agreeable and I just want to be like...

Yeah, there's no there's no your ass. And then if I have a different opinion, it's like I'm a pick me fucking weirdo. It's like, no, actually, I just like Hailey Bieber. And that's actually it. Yeah. And that doesn't mean you don't like Selena. No, it doesn't. I love Selena Gomez. Moral of the story is Oslo is gorgeous. We went from Oslo, like the most calm, cool, quiet, collected place to Paris the very next day. Mm hmm.

And boy, was I shocked. And you know what? I think that contrast like affected the way I felt about Paris. But I imagine Paris so different like than it actually is. It's a lot of hustle and bustle. It's a very populated. I spend 90% of the time just like

Worried about getting hit by a car. Or a bus. Or a bike. It is so packed and crazy. But I like thrive in places like that. I don't know why. I love it. I feel like Paris is like European. Yeah, because you're quick moving. So quick. Paris is like European New York. God just smited you. It felt very similar to New York except for nobody understands me. So it's harder to like...

I don't know if it's because my last name is Mojo. You are. Are you French? No, my dad changed his last name. It's a whole thing. Really? I was supposed to be Tana Grills. Remember? I'm so happy you're not Tana Grills. Isn't that crazy?

um but you should thank him for that i know honest to god i was i write about it in my book and i do indeed thank him for that he ate with that no she's a great last name he wouldn't be the same if your last name wasn't mojo tana grills is just diabolical tana grills like it's like what who's that other girl like tay money or something yes and we get enough comparisons we really do that would be it would have been great for my rapper era but god damn i imagine how much people hate me now if my last name was grills how much more people

I just never could have been able to take you seriously. Although I like when like someone's name like kind of matches them. Like JP Sachs. Whoa. You know, like that's his real last name, but he's like this beautiful musician or like there's another person. Oh, Alicia Keys. Rosamund Pike. Who's that? Is she a gymnast? Stevie Wonder. Oh my God. That's. Oh, I have something that I just want to tell you. And I'm debating saving this for the page episode because I really think this one's going to get her going. But.

I'm just going to tell you right now. Oh, okay. DJ Khaled hosted Lele Pons' Nickelodeon slime-themed gender reveal party. That's a real sentence.

Well, that's a mouthful. But honestly... Doesn't that just feel like you had chat GPT make something? Yes, so much. But also in some way it makes complete and perfect sense. I need to find the video and show you. But like what a cute theme for a baby shower. Although I don't really believe in... Wait, it was a gender reveal. I don't believe in gender reveals.

Like cut a cake with your partner, you know? - I actually do agree with that. Like everyone having to gather around, it's like good for you. - I think, and obviously like do whatever makes you happy. And obviously like I love to celebrate like the people I love and stuff, but I get really guilty when I can't like attend a lot of things for somebody. And like when someone has a baby, they have to have like a baby shower, a baby reveal, another baby shower, the birth. I'm like, get over it. - I honestly, yeah, I couldn't agree more. It is like a lot.

But DJ Khaled hosting it. Like, come on. He's like another one. I love DJ Khaled.

Was it a girl or a boy? It was a girl. Oh, yay. Yeah, I love that for Layla. You know what I've been getting harassed about, speaking of just this realm of things? The new Tana Go brunette is when are you getting engaged? Yeah, that's what happens. So when you're in a happy relationship, everyone just assumes, obviously, you want to get married immediately. And I guess that does, that always shocks me about you because I want to get, now that I know I'm with the person that I want to marry, I'm like, tomorrow. I agree, but like,

I don't know how to explain it. Like, it's like, this is the last period of time in our life that like we're dating, you know? And like, I think that's really special. I also just think like,

I'm looking at my plate right now and I'm imagining having to like plan a wedding like and I know some people get engaged for like three years but even then like still that's just it's like a time clock that I'm like not ready to embark on I want to be able to like when I'm engaged have a lot more free time and like relish in it and like dedicate a lot of my life to planning the wedding and not just like a tenth of it and it feels like another birthday party that I've planned all over the years and like a work obligation yeah no that would frustrate me too if I like if

you're just not ready for it. I don't know. I just value mine and Makoa's relationship so much that I want to take things slowly and like make sure they're perfect. And I swear to God I could post right now that I lost both of my limbs and people would be like, well, how are you going to walk down the aisle now? You need to get engaged. I don't know. I just...

I had to really go off the other day. It's all my comments on every single video. I was like, the only engagement going up is my TikTok engagement from people fucking commenting this shit. I just like, I respect you for being so patient because like now that I'm like, oh my God, I obviously like I want to get married to you. So like, why would we not do it 35 minutes ago?

I agree. I will say that like that foo-foo shit I did with Jake Paul kind of did like scratch an itch. You know, it's like, oh, I got to put the dress on and I got to like choose my bridesmaids. And even just that, it made me like really realize like, I don't know, like there's a lot of planning that goes into even a sham. But like let alone some fucking shit, you know, and I don't know. I'm just like.

I need more time. Well, there's no rush. There are people who date for like 10 years. Like, who gives a fuck? I don't want to be one of those people, though. That's the other thing. Then I posted a video about how I don't want to get engaged. And some girl was like, my boyfriend waited seven years to propose to me. And it was perfect. And I was like, not too much now. Like, that's, I don't know. What do you think is like the sweetest? I think I heard you say the other day, like two and a half years. Yeah, maybe three.

Two and a half, three years, I think. That's the thing, too, is it's like people are really acting like this shit is right around the corner. No, by the time you get engaged, I want to be celebrating like my third anniversary. Yeah. And I also, I like that weirdly. I don't like being like the first to do anything ever. We know. Actually, yeah. So. Bless your heart, though. I love you so much. You're joking, girl. I think it's good to...

Like let like I want you to do it first and then I want to be like wow that was amazing and like you know we have such different though like I have so many people in my life who've gotten married now I feel like the last. So like it doesn't feel like oh I would be the first I feel like oh my god thank god Brooke's finally getting married. I guess that's true a lot of my hometown friends have but I do feel like my a lot of my formative years were and like ideals and stuff were more like.

formed in los angeles where like nobody does that yeah so like maybe that's more where like my head is at i don't know dude i really and like i also i feel like you and miles will do something intimate and cute and classy and like i want to have a vegas wedding and a maui wedding and like just all the like just bulls like too many logistics do you know that

A year ago, Teffy messaged me and she was like, hey, like, just so you know, like randomly my sidekick told me to message you. Like she felt called to tell you that you are going to meet like the love of your life, like the person that you're going to marry this year. And then she said, like, you're going to be so in love that you can't wait. You're going to elope on a random Thursday with just friends and family. She said that to me so specifically. And I was with Bebe at the Cheesecake Factory the day before.

the night I actually found Mouse. This was like all, what a crazy night this was. But she sent it to me and I was like, oh my God, how crazy is that? And she said that people, when I get engaged or when I get married, people are gonna think it's a shotgun wedding because I'm pregnant, but really we just love each other so much, we can't wait.

And she told me that. And then the same person, you know that girl who always gets everything right about you, the psychic? Mm-hmm. She tagged me, like read my chart or something, like posted it. Wait, do you mean a girl online or like my girl? The Twitter. She's like, her name's like Stargirl or something on Twitter. Oh, okay. And she's like,

And she predicted, I think, a bunch of stuff about you. She predicts a lot of things with celebrities and stuff. Yeah, she said I was going to find love in Hawaii before I did. Really? Yeah, she sent me my chart right after Taffy had told me all of this. And it specifically says I'm going to meet my soulmate between the ages of 27 and 28. And I met him when I was 28. That is so sweet. I love him so much. And I just love you guys together. I think he makes you...

highest self. He's the best. And he's so funny. I know. It's been really sweet on this tour too just looking back at all the times that we did have like 13 tattooed counterparts and

Or just, like, guys that hated me. I remember, like, obviously I had, like, the only other person I've ever, like, brought on tour was, like, a guy who, first of all, could not have been, like, more opposite from me. Like, everything I said and did was, like, a performance because, like, this, like, I wasn't compatible with him so I had to become someone who was compatible with him and that person sucked. So, like, it was just, like, it makes me literally want to throw up to think about now how I was thinking about, like, oh my God, what is he thinking about? Like, what my friends are saying and, like, is he having a good time right now when now I'm just, like...

Yeah, just, and that's so nice too as your friend to get to like exist with you and not you for, you know what I mean? Yeah, like Stacy or whoever I became. Stacy's so funny. I love Stacy. But you know what I'm saying? Like, ew. No, I'm,

I mean, but it's, listen, it made us all who we are. I'm learning to just hold hands with all of those versions of myself because they led me here, you know? Yeah, I guess. I just, the first time I've ever not had to think about like how I was acting. And it's just nice. He loves you so much for you and it's beautiful.

That's so cute. He loves everybody. He loves everyone with us. And that's sweet too. I think that whoever's with you has to like quite literally date Bebe as well. And like he is so good at that. Are you kidding? Not in like a weird way. No, but he did. For Bebe's birthday, he like, I didn't say anything to him or anything, but he came home with like cupcakes and stuff for Bebe and like put candles in them and stuff. And like Bebe was so like touched by it. She made a TikTok about it. And the amount of hate in the comments that was literally just like,

like kill me if my boyfriend's ever this close with my friend like we were like what the hell because it's so God kill me if I have the opposite because it's so bad like yeah you know what I mean we were like I just if you don't trust your friends and you don't trust your boyfriend yeah or to think anything could be like weird behavior between like your best friend and your boyfriend when like then you don't have a best friend you don't have a boyfriend so true it's so wild that it's psychic

that. I know. And like a psychic who isn't even mine, like she went to Taffy and was like, can you tell her? Those are the crazy ones that are like, you know what I mean? Because it like really just like came and so specific. And I've never really put a lot of thought into eloping. But like, I really want to elope. Like, that's kind of my thing. I think it is so intimate and like saving the money, using it for a honeymoon. Like it just makes it makes a lot of sense for me. It's I think I've said this before, but just the family thing. Like, who am I having a wedding for?

You know what I mean? What did you say to me? I put it in your notes. You were like, if I have a wedding with all of my family there, I'm going to have to buy like nine new sets of teeth. Yeah, the amount of teeth I would have to buy to be able to have a functional wedding. It's like, you know, I feel you, girl. Not that anyone's like judgmental, but like,

I don't know, you know, like I got a lot of toothless family. Yeah, I mean, it's one thing if it's, you know, toothless by choice, get the London look, but it's, you know. Yeah. It's a little metharon maybe. Yeah, maybe a little. You know, I had a psychic tell me that right before we left, I got a reading because I was just in an interesting place wanting to know things, like whatever. I had a psychic tell me that like my entire life

Like I will discover on this tour like entirely what I want in life. And like this tour is like so meaningful for me to like be on the right path. Like I will be enlightened to figure out what it is that I truly want on this tour. Oh my God, you know what I wanted to talk about was the anal joke that I made that fell on deaf ears.

It was really funny. Do you want to say? You say. No, we were at the meet and greet. And obviously, like, a lot of times, like, sometimes if people will bring, like, their moms or something, we'll be like, I apologize in advance for, like, all the anal jokes we're going to make or, like, something along those lines. And.

And it's kind of like my Burlington, Vermont. It's like one of my buzzwords. Like I feel like I can easily just describe the show as anal. But it's crazy because we really don't talk about anal that much. No, I know. I guess I'm more so just saying the caliber of things being that vulgar. Like it's the word to describe all words. Yeah. Yeah. So she said it to like this girl and I'm not kidding. Like she didn't so much as crack a smile. Her face like dropped. If anything, she was like, and then she was like. There was like a full like six.

long Mississippi seconds of silence. And then Tana just like, she's like, so should we take a picture? And the girl goes, oh, I don't want a photo.

at the meet and greet like i made an anal joke to the one person who and i'm thinking i say that because like usually our fans are pretty wild and they'll like cackle and then they'll tell us like a crazy anal joke or a crazy joke or something back it matches the energy usually of our supporters so well and i scared this woman like i'll never forget it i'll actually never forget it no it was cute i'm sure she was just like nervous or something but it was so funny because she was like we looked at each other and we were like oh man

Like the one person. I bombed the one person who like would not like that. And it is because like at every meet and greet, usually you'll see that one really excited, elated girl has brought her friend who is above this, better, consumes better media, just doesn't know anything about this and is just supporting their friend. And I like, oh my God, I just, I hit the anal joke to the one supporting friend and it was, oh my God. I know, but it would,

Probably not happening again, so. Trisha Paytas is about to give birth to the Pope. I know. I cannot believe. It's so crazy. See, that, like, just what we're talking about with weddings and stuff, like, in my head, I'm like, how on earth has she had three kids? She got married 30 minutes ago. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? Like, everything happens so fast. Like, or, like, I guess time, like, I don't know. Time just passes so quickly. Do you know that Trisha...

got married at a hotel that macoa was working on building and macoa was working at the same time as trisha's wedding do that's so interesting i wonder how many times like do you ever wonder if like you and macoa have ever been in the same place and not known i spent hours like deep diving and i know like the exact times and days that we were the closest to each other without knowing that's so crazy and i love like when you see stories about that like or like when people are in the backgrounds of their partners photos like 20 years prior like miranda and

Harrison. Yes, yes, yes. There was a day where I was in Maui with Bella Thorne and Mod Sun, Michael Chawartha and Ashley Schwan on a boat and Makoa was working at the dock. Isn't that crazy? That's so interesting. And here I am like I'm in this throuple. I'm about to date Mod Sun solo like bitch, your husband is inches from you. Yeah, what the hell were you up to? I just want to say thank you to everybody coming out to these shows and this international tour is like it is just mind-blowing like even yesterday like

Doing a meet and greet in Berlin, Germany and people being like, I've watched you for 10 years. I love you guys. You guys saved my life. And it's like, we have this girl who told me like 10 years ago, she was watching my toothbrush story and she was living in Egypt and she was born in Egypt. And it's like, if you could have told that girl that someone's watching her in Egypt, like it's just so much more special being so far from home, but having this consistent love all over the globe, like it's so crazy. And yeah,

Yeah. It's so special. We love you guys. We love you so much. We love traveling and we love going outside. We are about to film an episode with Paige and Brooke and Paige are going to squash their beef and Bebe's going to come on and tell us about all of her hookups on tour and what they mean. All of them. Yeah, all of them was crazy. It's actually one story. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do you like that, girl. We love you guys so much and we will talk to you in the next episode. Bye.

Stay true. Stay.