The SEC teams lost their momentum during the bye week, which is often referred to as 'rest first rust.' The SEC is heavily represented by Big Ten and Big 12 teams in the semifinals, including Ohio State, Texas, and Notre Dame.
Arizona State's quarterback, Kenny D, nearly came back from a slow start and poor body language to lead the team with 140 rushing yards, two rushing touchdowns, and a 60-yard pass reception. Texas won in overtime, but the game was thrilling and showcased Arizona State's resilience.
Michigan fans want Ohio State to choke in the national championship, especially if they play Penn State. This would make Ohio State's failure more embarrassing and satisfying for Michigan fans.
Ohio State's dominance, particularly in the Rose Bowl, showed that they are on a mission to win the national championship. Their strong performance against Tennessee and Oregon also solidifies their position as the top seed.
Jalen Hurts is currently in concussion protocol, which means he can't engage in physical activity until cleared. There is concern about his recovery and whether he will be ready for the playoffs, but if he is cleared, he will likely play.
Both teams have 15 wins, making it the game with the most combined wins in NFL history. The Lions are playing at home with a passionate crowd, and the Vikings have a high-stakes game to secure the one seed. The game promises to be highly competitive and exciting.
Mike Florio wears what teams send him as part of their media kits. He acknowledges that he used to wrestle with the idea of appearing neutral but now realizes that his deep-seated loyalty to his favorite team, the Vikings, is part of his personal identity.
The Vikings recognize Darnold's performance and potential, and they might use the franchise tag or negotiate a new deal. Kevin O'Connell's system has helped Darnold improve, and the team is hesitant to let a player who's performing well leave.
Dan Campbell has more wins this season than Matt Patricia did in two and a half years, but the Lions have had a dysfunctional locker room. Despite this, Campbell is seen as a hard-charging, aggressive coach who telegraphs his plans and buys in from his players.
Mike Vrabel has a strong personality and a proven track record. He is seen as a no-nonsense coach who can handle the New York market's media and fan base, similar to Bill Parcells. He is a top candidate for the Raiders and potentially the Jets or Giants.
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Bison are dead. Bison are dead. Bison are dead. The rest first rust has been settled. The SEC is dead. We have three Big Ten teams and a Big 12 team in the semifinals. Yeah, Texas represent the Big 12. What a Big 12 matchup that was. Notre Dame is an honorary Big Ten team. But yeah, we had, listen, this was the college football. I know that not every game, the Boise State-Penn State game wasn't super thrilling, but it was actually a pretty close game. It started out bad. Yeah, it was in doubt for 50 minutes.
And the Rose Bowl was a shit-kicking by Ohio State. But, man, Texas-Arizona State was an instant classic. Notre Dame-Georgia had some good drama. College football might be back. Should we talk about each game? Yeah. Boise-Penn State. Let's start there. Max, Penn State wins. It got a little...
Andy Kotelnicki, some of his play calling was very frustrating if you're a Penn State fan because it did feel like Penn State could just run the ball down their throat if they wanted to. And they're like, nah.
Let's bomb this on third and short. At the start of the game, it just seemed like they could big boy him all day. And then there was some little boy ass play from Max. Yes, some little boy ass play. A lot of drop passes. Katron Allen could have run... He could have run for like 190 yards in that game if they really tried to. And that's what most Penn State fans I think were wanting for most of the game. But whatever. It got a little...
It never got, like, nervous nervous, but it got, like, why aren't we beating the fuck out of this team nervous? It never got to the point where it became a big game. Correct. No. Penn State is in the semifinals. I did tweet that it was a big game because, you know, emotions and the game. I'm getting mad and I'm like... That happens to you. Between the lines, things happen. Shout out Tyler Crowe, low man trophy winner, got a touchdown. Yes. All the haters out there that said that he wasn't worthy, suck my dick. He got a touchdown in the college football quarterfinals. And as for Boise, I mean...
This is the part of, like, it was very clear that they had to play a perfect game to win that game just by, like, the matchups in the trenches. I actually thought, like, I know there was a lot of memes going around about Ashton Gentry. I thought he was, like, there was a bunch of times where he got the ball and it would have been a loss or a yard and he found a way to get, like, four or five yards. And, like...
I didn't walk away from that game being like Ashton Gentry got like they were keying in on him basically saying you can't beat us with the pass. And he still had a couple of runs where I was like, holy shit, how do they not bring him down? Yeah, he was shaking off a lot of tackles, but nothing. They bottled him up a little bit. They didn't let him because he's had halves like that before where he's not really break anything. But then he gets his like 70 yard touchdown. Right. And I also I mean, the end of the game was that was a little.
That was a little sad by Boise State where they were just trying to get him the record. I mean, I know they were down. What were they down? 17. And I know they were like, there's probably no chance. But running on first down with two and a half minutes left. Yeah, it didn't make sense. It was a little sad. It was a little sad. They had no urgency to try to cover the spread for the people. And then so that game happens. Then we wake up on New Year's Day and we tune into Arizona State, Texas.
And we thought that just all the college football games were going to be bad. Yes. In the first half, it just seemed like there was no chance. Was the first two offensive plays that Texas had went for six? Well, no, they had a punt return. Yeah. So they had their first play from Scrooge was like a 50-yard pass, then a touchdown, and then they had the punt return. It was 14-0 or 14-3 almost instantly. And we're like, fuck, this sucks. And then Arizona State, Kenny D and the boys. I mean, that was...
And Skadabo was like, he was puking. He looked like he got bottled up in the first half, and then he just did everything. That's when he woke up was after he puked. He caught a 60-yard pass. He threw a touchdown pass. He ran for 140. He had two touchdowns.
The sideline reporter said that he was throwing up profusely on the sidelines. Yeah. And then the announcers were speculating, well, maybe it's because he hasn't had to play into the fourth quarter a lot recently. Some other people were speculating, well, it is New Year's Day. Who knows what happened last night? Whatever happened, he got better after he puked, which was great. And on that touchdown pass that he threw, did you know that that's not the pass that he was supposed to throw? I can believe it. It was designed to be a pass back to the quarterback. Yeah.
And he said, fuck it, I'm going deep. I mean, Arizona State, the way that game started, I've never seen worse body language from a team. Like, you had guys yelling at each other, pushing each other, and then they just kept on crawling back. And, like, if you actually look at the stats of that game, Arizona State played better than Texas. Like, they had more yards. They kept on getting to the red zone. Texas just...
I don't know what it is, but their defense is so good and their offense just goes into these dry spells that are like, what's happening right now? They got lucky that they ended up winning. So there was the...
The targeting call that confused America. Yeah. Because nobody knows what targeting is. No one knows. No, that was targeting. I feel like the rule was created so that the refs have an opportunity to impact a game one way or the other. Yeah. Where if you want it to be targeting, you can say, okay, that's targeting. This guy's ejected. Yeah. If you don't want it to be, then you can say no, and everyone's like, well, okay, I guess I don't know what targeting is. Yeah. Because it's so weird. But the way that it's written, he was defenseless.
I think he did lead with the crowd of his helmet. Yeah. It was like it was above the face mask. They ended up being face mask to face mask, but it looked like he led with the crowd. Yeah. But ball don't lie. They don't get kick at the end. Shout out to the Arizona State ball girls that walked right in front of the kicker. Well, and also Sark with one of the weirdest decisions ever to be like, hey, my kicker who just missed a kick has the biggest kick of his life.
I'm going to make him stare into my eyes while I like hold his head and tell him everything's going to be okay. Uh,
That felt like it might have rattled them. So I think that the reinforcement was so positive beforehand that the kicker didn't have any fear in him. You have to be a little bit afraid of your coach, right? Like kickers were mental midgets. Can we say that? Yeah. Mental. You need to have the, oh shit, I'm probably going to get killed by my head coach if I don't make this kick. Yeah. And Stark was just like doing the, I love you, man. Whatever you do here, we're proud of you. You're Bert Auburn.
his face pissed me off. Burt's? Yeah, and his hair. His hair? Yeah, I got a lot of people saying the hair is too much for a kicker. I don't disagree. You don't want to stand out at all. No, you got to not have any idea, like point to the sideline. Random creative face, skinny white guy. That's what we're looking for. But Arizona State, yeah, I wish they had won that game. They balled their ass off.
Texas got bailed out with that touchdown pass in overtime. That was a Greg Williams special. Yeah. The zero blitz. Was it fourth and 13, I think? Yeah. Don't really understand the play call. I guess they're just like, let's go win it. Let's be aggressive. And I still think Texas is good. I think their defense can give Ohio State some problems, but...
I just wanted Arizona State to win that game so bad. They got to use Isaiah Bond a little bit. Yeah. I know he's coming back from something, but they got to use him a little bit more. Scataboo. This guy. I fucking love this guy. Yeah. I love him so much. Sean Payton probably will use a first-round pick on him because he's like, that is my new Taysom Hill. Yeah. That's everything I need out of the guy. He was so fun to watch. He was like Mike Allstop mixed with John Coon, running people over in the backfield.
So fun. He's so fun. He's an electric college football player. He's going to be... I mean, this is a loaded draft for running backs. And then we had...
Yeah.
And then Dan Lanning, we had a sad punt from Dan Lanning. It was just, that was, that was, Ohio State is just a team on a mission right now. I don't know what else you can say. Like they are, as long as they don't have to play Michigan, they are the best team in the country. Do you think Michigan is rooting for Ohio State at this point? I think if you're a Michigan fan and Michigan fans can chime in and let us know, I think what Michigan fans are rooting for is for Ohio State to get to the national championship and then lose in tragic fashion. Yeah. I think that's probably what they're rooting.
Because I know the whole, if they win, we could say, well, we beat them. It still is a national title. So I think they want them to get as far as possible and then choke at the end. Like Ryan Day choke. If you're a Michigan fan, drawing this up, you want them to get to the national championship and then maybe lose to Penn State? Yeah. Yeah. Or Notre Dame even. Like, yeah. Just be like. Michigan fans would rather Penn State win the national championship than Notre Dame. Probably. Yeah.
No, that's a toss-up. I don't know because I know Notre Dame's not in the big – they're not in the big, but the rivalry from – Yeah, but they – I mean, Michigan and Penn State play almost every year. Notre Dame and Michigan haven't – they stopped the rivalry. They haven't played in years. I think they'd rather see Penn State. I think they – I don't know if they would –
No, because Michigan could also be like, oh, Penn State, the Big Ten is the best conference. If Penn State wins it all, they're the best conference. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying that they'd rather Penn State beat OSU. I think you could ask a Michigan fan and they'd give you a different answer. They don't like Notre Dame, but I also think they don't like Penn State. What were you going to say, Max? Should we ask Jack? Yeah, ask Jack. Yeah, get Jack in here. Resident Michigan fan? Yeah.
So, yeah, it's... He's so young, though, I feel like he doesn't even remember Notre Dame and Michigan playing. But it's an added bonus every time Ohio State wins an important game that Michigan gets to be like, yeah, ever since we beat them. Yeah. Yeah. Also, to your side, it might be better for James Franklin to, like, beat Ryan Day so it's like Ryan Day's brain is fully broken. Then Ryan Day becomes James Franklin. Yeah. Jack, our resident Michigan fan, one of our behind-the-scenes guys, does a great job. Jack...
As a Michigan fan, what are you rooting for for Ohio State in this college football playoff? So I'm different. I don't want them to win. Right. Well, what I said was I think most Michigan fans are rooting for them to get to the title and then lose in tragic fashion. Yeah, that would be hilarious. Yeah. And then if you were playing Penn State, would you rather Penn State or Notre Dame beat them?
Penn State, for sure. You'd rather Penn State beat them? Yeah. Okay. Because that would just be even funnier. Yeah. As a funny factor, not as a hate Notre Dame factor. I mean, I also kind of hate Notre Dame as well. You guys are kind of the same, Michigan and Notre Dame. Don't tell them that. Yeah. How? Well, you are the same. Yeah. You just refuse to. It's like Ravens and Steelers. They hate each other so much, and they refuse to admit that they're the same team. They love to talk about football from the 1940s. I mean...
Notre Dame is like the biggest fraud of all time. Okay. Until last year, that was literally you. Who have you guys beaten in national championships besides the most recent one? Yeah. You guys are the same. That's fine. It's okay. I mean, congratulations. You are a national champion right now. Thank you. Not taking that away from you. Thank you.
Thank you. We support Connor Stallions. Okay. So you want Penn State to beat Ohio State in a tragic fashion for Ohio State. You just want Ryan Day to. I was saying the best outcome for Michigan is Ryan Day to have like a full blown Ryan Day meltdown in the national championship. Yeah, that would be the greatest thing ever. Yeah. If he loses the natty to a guy who is known for losing big games, that would be the best outcome, right? Yeah. That would be hilarious. Yeah.
Okay, thank you, Jack. And then, yeah, I mean, the Georgia-Notre Dame game, Notre Dame just out-muscled Georgia, which was kind of shocking, although Georgia, obviously, on their backup quarterback, who I wouldn't say pocket presence is his strength. It's not. Also, blocking for their backup quarterback wasn't his strength. Yeah, the whole left side felt like it was a problem. But we also had...
The emergence of anti-hero for Georgia. What's his name? Parker Jones? I believe it was Parker Jones. Parker Jones, who? Number 39. Who got it? It ended up not mattering because they lost by 13 or, yeah. Also, they made the field goal. They did make the field goal, but they would have had first and goal. Parker Jones, a walk-on cornerback, got in the way of a ref. 15-yard penalty. Memes, you're a Georgia fan.
Yep. What were you thinking about Parker Jones at that point? We were watching with the sound off, but it was just like, wait, what happened? I thought we were inside the tent. And then it was just Parker Jones. Parker Jones everywhere. Yeah. No, I mean, Parker Jones is going to be an awesome pharmaceutical sales rep in like three years. Maybe not anymore. I don't know. I mean, it's... Yeah, his... That sucks so bad for him because...
Like I was joking that, you know, even if you're a walk on or you're, you know, you never play a snap for Georgia to live the rest of your life being like, yeah, I was on Kirby smarts, Georgia teams. And he would have been able to say that. And then someone would be like, Hey, what's your name? Like, Oh, I'm Parker, Parker Jones. Like, wait a second.
I remember that. I thought it was mean that they showed him at the end of the game. They showed him so much. Everyone had kind of moved on from him a little bit. And then to put him back on the screen on the national broadcast, that felt that was targeting. That was targeting. That was absolutely targeting. So Penn State, Notre Dame. Max, how are you feeling? I feel good. I feel like Penn State and Notre Dame have kind of looked. And Notre Dame just had a very impressive win. I don't know.
Their offense is so bland. Their defense is elite. Their defense is shown to be elite. If Drew Aller can have a good game, get hot. Kolenicki. But this is the sort of game where we're not going to be able to shove it down their throats. Right. So Kolenicki will have to kind of do a little bit of the...
I think he's going to have to do some fuck shit. Yeah, he's going to have to do some fuck shit. He's going to have to get creative. Yes, he's going to have to get creative in this game. And if he does, I like Penn State's chances. I like that they're dogs.
I like that they're dogs in this game. As of right now? As of right now, they're one and a half point dogs. Opened his dogs. Opened his dogs. It'll be a good game. It'll be a good game. I think I like the under. I'll say that. Yeah. Okay. I hope Abdul Carter put... I mean, Abdul Carter put out the Darth Vader video saying that he was...
Loading up to... What happened with him? His shoulder? It was insane that they just weren't talking about it. Yeah, yeah. They just weren't talking. He just went off and they showed him adjusting the pads and then it was just like, that was it. He's the best player on the field. He is going to be a top five pick in the draft and he just didn't play for three quarters of the game. And they just didn't say a thing and nobody knew what was going on. Yeah. So if Abdul Carter plays, I like her chances. So tell me about this Darth Vader video.
So I didn't know anything about this video. I had some super... Connor Griffin, resident... Star Wars nerd. Star Wars nerd and Penn State super, super, super fan explained to me that it's... He zipped up his fly and then came over and told you. That it's a scene from Star Wars where...
Darth Vader goes into this healing chamber. Okay. And then he gets healthy super fast and gets super jacked and powerful. And then Darth Vader ends up winning in the end, right? I'm not a Star Wars guy. Okay. That's probably an important part to look up. I'm not. I personally am not a Star Wars guy. Hank, does he win? Yeah. I mean, he made up his relationship with his son. Oh. He died as a good father. Okay. And his hand was fine. Yeah. No. No? No.
No. No. Well, what happened? Got cut off by a lightsaber. Oh, no. A lightsaber? Saber. Oh, no. So Abdul Qadir's going to play a whole game without a hand? Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Where does Baby Yoda factor into this? He doesn't. Wait, did he even post a video? It looks like a picture. It's just a picture? So he posted a picture of Darth Vader right before Darth Vader died?
I'm not a Star Wars guy. So you have to be a Star Wars guy to know the difference between a picture and a video? Same premise. It's a meme. Sometimes memes are pictures. Sometimes memes are videos. Whatever. Tomato, tomato. So he's going to do something that is unregulated that will heal him extra fast, and then he's going to die. I don't know Star Wars. Or videos or videos. All I know is that it seems like...
He's getting super healthy and super jacked. Super jacked, super healthy. Hank? That's sick. All right. Good. That's my analysis. Max, if it makes a difference to you, I will be rooting for you. Love that. I think I'm going to bet on Penn State. I think I'm going to bet on Penn State and Ohio State. It should be a good stream. Penn State and Ohio State is what I want just because whichever coach loses is just very funny. Yeah. That is a very funny, like, you can just go whichever coach you want. No.
No, I mean, James Strickland losing to Ohio State when he gets a cakewalks, you know, to the semifinal. But if you beat Notre Dame to go to the national championship, that's a big win. I agree. But then if you lose to Ohio State yet again, it's like you can't he can't beat Ohio State.
But Penn State fans won't be mad in that scenario. Yeah, yeah, you will. If you get too natty and you lose. If you literally, if it just keeps proving that you can't, he would be, I think, 1-11 maybe against Ohio State. Yeah. He won the one. If you lost to anybody else, it wouldn't be as bad.
Yeah. I don't know. But this is the game. They got it. This is the big game. This is the big game. This is the big game. This is the big game. And then everything else is gravy. You don't care. Yeah. I think it would be funnier if Ryan Day lost than it would be if James Franklin lost. Ryan Day losing in the national championship and it getting so far in this season that they can't fire him would be very funny. But Ohio State also looks insanely good. Like, they look...
Their two wins now against Tennessee and Oregon were absolutely lights out.
Just the best team. They have by far, if you receded right now, they are the one seed by far. And you can just imagine them winning and Jack Sawyer getting on stage and crying and screaming for about seven minutes nonstop, right? Yeah. Like that feels like something that could very easily happen. Yeah. And then hopefully a reporter would be like, well, congrats to the Natty, but what do you think about the flag that Michigan put in the 50 yard line?
Yeah. That counts as a mission, Michigan national championship since they own that stadium. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Should Jeremiah Smith declare for the draft? Like I, a year and a quarter from now. It's crazy. He's so goddamn good.
It's bullshit. He should do the Maurice Claret being like, I'm ready now. He is ready right now. Yeah. They showed the graphic in the first half of comparing him to like, it was T.O. and Julio Jones, right? I was like, come on, let's pump the brakes a little bit. And then you watch him play and you're like, yeah, I can see it. And he's got another two years. It's interesting. The most humble player he's ever seen. Ever. Yeah, him and Ryan Williams. There's two dudes that we're going to get to watch in college football for the next two years. Yeah. Just insane. Okay. Okay.
Let's do NFL Week 18. Also, I love Caleb Downs. Yeah. That guy's awesome. Yeah. I mean, Ohio State's just really fucking good at football. And they just, as long as they don't have to play Michigan. Because even their other loss to Oregon, you can, like, losing by one or two, whatever it was to Oregon on the road, is not like a crazy loss. Yeah. It's just losing at home as an 18-point favorite. Yeah.
That is a crazy question. Because they want him to become Michigan, to beat Michigan. Like I said, if they had played their game, they should have beaten the shit out of him. Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, let's do week 18 in the NFL. We got a lot to talk about.
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Week 18 in the NFL. We had Pro Bowl, by the way. Congrats, PFT, Jaden Daniels, Pro Bowler. Pepsi Rookie of the Week as well. Pepsi Rookie of the Week. Did you have any Pro Bowlers? Yeah. I had one, Jalen Johnson. Yep. That's pretty sick. Max, you guys had a lot. Ravens had a shitload. Meebs, do you have a Pro Bowler? Nope. None? We got some reserves. Zero? Zero. Zero.
And Sam Darnold made his first Pro Bowl, which, by the way, solidifies 2018 draft was insane. It's the year for everyone in the 2018. I mean, there was already some incredible players, but the renaissance of some of these guys. Just a reminder, the 2018 draft, Baker Mayfield went one, Saquon Barkley two, Sam Darnold three. So one, two, three.
pretty much had career years. Four was Denzel Ward. He's been to four Pro Bowls. Bradley Chubb, Quentin Nelson, Josh Allen, Roquan Smith, Mike McGlinchey, and then Josh Rose.
really we should just make lamar 32 he was 10 yeah no it was a good draft really good draft so eight out of the 10 first rounders or first picks in the 20 or sorry the first eight picks in the 2018 draft had been to at least one pro bowl now i'm interested to see who actually ends up playing in the pro bowl because that's when things get fucked up when you start getting a bunch of guys that get put on the team at the very last minute what reserves do you have memes
I believe Quentin Williams, Garrett Wilson, Xavier Gibson, Irv Charles. Oh, shit. That's a lot of reserves. A ton of reserves. But there's like second reserve, third reserve. There's tiers. Okay. Yeah. That sounds like a lot of reserves. Yeah. We lead the league in almost Pro Bowls. Oh, nice. So Patrick Mahomes, is he in the Pro Bowl? He is not. That's weird. Yeah. Because he's the best quarterback in football. I don't know.
I don't think that Patrick Mahomes cares at all. I think this is probably a good thing for him. Yeah, I mean, he's going to probably play in the Super Bowl. He was not going to go to the Pro Bowl anyways. But now you give the Chiefs a tiny bit of ammunition. You're like, look, Patrick Mahomes wasn't a Pro Bowler. That's the opposite of what the rest of the NFL needs out of him. It's also, you know you've fully made it when if you try to say, ha-ha, Patrick Mahomes isn't in the Pro Bowl. You're like, well, that's okay, dude. Yeah.
I don't care. He wins Super Bowls. Yeah, it really doesn't matter. Who cares? Okay, let's do games. By the way, this week, so at the end of the preview, we'll do our picks. Memes and Hank are safe, so they're not going to pick. It's between me, PFT, and Max. And the deal is PFT and I both have 18, I believe, and Max has 16. So...
Under normal, Max would have to go 2-0 and we'd both have to go 0-2 for a tie. And we're not going to do a tiebreaker this year if anyone ties...
They have to go to the bachelor party together. So if like Max and I tie, we're both going, which I think would be better for content. And PFT and I have graciously given Max an extra pick. So he's going to get three picks and we get two picks. He's getting, yeah, the easiest road to the championship. So that means that any combination of Max going, if Max goes three and oh,
and PFT and I both go 1-1, all three of us are going to go. If either PFT and I go 0-2 and Max goes 2-1, then we would go. So, Max, you got to at least win two. You got to at least get two out of three and hope for us to suck. Because if either of us goes 2-0, we're automatically safe. Have we figured out what bachelor party we're going to go on? No, that's a whole other process.
That's a whole other process. I have so many weddings this summer. Oh, well, sounds like you're going to have another bachelor. Unless you go 3-0 and one of us goes 0-2, then you're safe. That would be a hell of a... I mean, Davis Mills, that year still. Davis Mills, so many hot dogs. So many hot dogs. Okay, let's get to the games.
First game Saturday, which I'll just say it. I don't understand why the NFL did the scheduling this way. The Steelers and the Bengals should have played first because Browns at Ravens, Ravens minus 20, over-unders 41. If the Ravens win this game, they win the AFC North and the Steelers have nothing to play for.
So they don't have seating to play for in that case? I thought they did. I guess they would with the Chargers, but... Because it would be a pretty big seating deal then, right? Because you would much rather... You would want to avoid the Ravens. You would want to avoid the Ravens, but still, the AFC North would be decided. It didn't... No, to me, that makes a massive difference. But it makes so much more sense for them to just go first. Yeah, it probably does. Why wouldn't they have just gone first? It probably does, but...
I think you probably wanted to get Joe Burrow and the Steelers. It's a much more impactful game in terms of driving viewers, so you want that in primetime.
Right, but it would have been like them going first being like if they win, they can win the AFC North. I think they want that in the afternoon slate because I do think the Steelers have a lot to play for. Yeah, no, they definitely do. Because a home playoff game is a lot. A home playoff game is a lot, but also avoiding the Ravens in the first round is a lot. And then at least we're getting the Bengals on Saturday.
so that we can see the outcome of their game before we see the other games. Yeah, I like that part. It has a big swing. All right, so the Ravens, so it's going to be Bailey Zappi, I believe, for the Browns, but also maybe still DTR, which is so sad. Yeah, we've got a lot of those this weekend, a lot of really, really depressing two-headed monster backfields. If and. Yeah, so we might get a combination of both DTR and Bailey Zappi. Bailey Zappi has been there for how long?
The year? The whole year? Maybe not the whole year. I don't think so. Half the year? Jameis, emergency quarterback. Oh, yeah. It can't be the whole year because he was probably, unless he was on practice. I believe Deshaun went down and then they signed him. Then they signed Bailey Zappi. Got it. Yeah, he was on the Chiefs before that, on the Chiefs practice squad.
Damn, Bailey Zappi was so close to a ring. That would have been tough. Yeah. So one thing to watch for in this game, Lamar Jackson might break the single season quarterback rating record. Correct. So he's right behind Aaron Rodgers from 2011. Yep. So maybe Lamar just plays a half, gets out of there. Yeah. 20 points is a lot. Yeah. It is a lot, but the Browns are really, really bad. Yeah.
Miles Garrett, I do think, will be playing hard. He has never... As good as Miles Garrett is, he's never led the NFL in sacks. And Cleveland Brown has never done that. So he's tied right now with Trey Hendrickson. He said they want to play spoiler. They want to play spoiler, which...
Yeah, okay. Yeah, play spoiler. You know what would be nice? If they scored, like, maybe 17 points. That would be nice for the defense. Yeah. Right? Yeah. In their last three games. How many points do you think the Browns have scored in three games? Not many. 16. Yeah. I mean, DTR in his five starts has scored 37 total. Yeah. So it's not looking good. Also, here's a fun fact from Paul Hembo.
In the Browns' 0-16 season in 2017, they never were more than a 13.5-point underdog. And they're a 20-point underdog in this game.
Also, Derrick Henry incentives. If he gets one touchdown, he breaks Jamal Lewis's record for the franchise record, and he also gets $500,000. That's huge. And he also is 217 yards away from 2,000, which he would be the oldest player to get 2,000 rushing yards. That's huge. I read somewhere, I forget who posted this, but this is the 40th quarterback that the Browns have started since 1999. Oh, man. With Bailey Zappi. Oh, man. Yeah. That's tough.
Okay. Yeah, I mean, this is kind of a one-eye game. Mm-hmm. It's football. Yeah, it's a Saturday afternoon one-eye game. Listen, this is the last week of the NFL season. Your team is playing this weekend. Yeah. For a lot of people, it's going to be your last chance to watch your team play. Which... This is big. Ah...
I'm so excited to not see my team play anymore. Okay. Like the playoffs are going to be great because I don't have to watch my team. I think Browns fans probably are in the same boat. I get that. But there's something different about an NFL Sunday where you know what you have to do and you know that you have to put on that Browns jersey, the face paint. Yeah. You know, you have to do the whole. It's a tradition. It's a ritual. Yeah. This is your last Sunday of that ritual that you get to experience until maybe late August. Yeah.
Okay. Bengals at Steelers. Steelers minus two over under 48. I don't know what's going on with the Steelers. Mike Tomlin allegedly corrected the... He hit the elephant in the room talk with... I think it's Cam Sutton is what people are guessing, but also maybe Minka and also maybe Patrick Queen is the guy that everyone keeps talking about who's missing assignments. Yeah. Also, did you see George Pickens' video from the locker room? I did not see that one, no. Okay, so...
This is kind of perfect for – can you actually pull it up, Max? George Pickens talking about Russell Wilson and him not being on the same page. This is a perfect – like it's a perfect example of where the Steelers are right now as a team because they've been taking on water. They've been playing real teams and they've been losing and it doesn't feel like the vibes are super high. Yeah, here we go. Here's the video. This is George Pickens being asked about being on the same page with Russell Wilson.
It seemed like you and Russ weren't on the same page in that interception against the Chiefs. How does that happen, and what do you guys do to address it? You said me and Russ wasn't on the same page? Yeah, well, that's what he said. That's what he said? Yeah. Or is that what you said? That's what he said. Oh, okay. How do you just address that?
You know what? So they weren't on the same page even. You know what? Mike Tomlin, Coach of the Year. Right there, what I just saw from George Pickens, that's growth. He physically took his shysty, pulled it up over his mouth. He's like, I want to say a lot of things right now. Coach told me, don't say anything. And he physically restrained himself from talking. I admire that. But that video is so funny because it's a reporter saying,
uh what do you think about not being on the same page as russell wilson and he's like wait he said that or you said that it's like no russ said that and he's like oh shit i didn't even know russ said that proving that they're not on the same page they weren't on the same page on that one play or or in the follow-up interview in the follow-up yeah because if they were on the same page in the follow-up interviews they both would have known they weren't on the same page
George Pickens thinks they were on the same page. Russell Wilson does not. I just appreciate George moving forward. Yeah. Okay. For this game as well, Joe Burrow could become only the fourth player ever to get 5,000 yards passing and 45 touchdowns in a season.
So he needs 359 yards and three touchdowns. The other four players – so it would be the fifth, actually, of all time. The other four players are Patrick Mahomes –
Peyton Manning in 2013, Drew Brees in 2011, and Dan Marino in 1984. And it made me realize we don't put enough respect on our good, dear friend, recurring guest, Dan Marino, because him having 5,084 yards and 48 touchdowns in 1984 when the game was not a passing game is fucking insane. That's an insane statistical – like, think about it.
Joe Burrow is having a career year and he still needs to do some work to get to what Dan Marino did. And the league is completely different. All four of the, all the other three that I mentioned all happened in the last 13 years. And Dan Marino did it fucking 40 years ago. You could still basically interfere with receivers. Yeah. You could hit the shit out of the quarterback five seconds after they threw the pass. Teams just tried to run the ball. Yeah. They tried to establish the run over and over. I looked it up.
So after he did that in 1984, it took 15 years until someone had over 40 touchdown passes in a season not named Dan Marino because he actually did it again two years later, 44 touchdown passes. Kurt Warner in 1999. And it took...
22 years for someone else to eclipse 5,000 yards in Drew Brees. And it's 21 years, I think, until when Brady broke the touchdown record, his touchdown record in 2007. So it's like more respect on Dan Marino. That's just an absolute anomaly of like basically –
You picked a stat line from today's NFL and you just stuck it right in the middle of the 80s. And you're like, yep, that's what Dan Marino did. It's pretty crazy to imagine that. It's nuts. And what Joe Burrow's done this year has been awesome. I can't wait for this game because I think that no matter what, the Steelers are going to play very, very hard. The Bengals, when they try their very hardest...
They might end up losing in heartbreaking fashion, but it's going to be a crazy game. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's going to be a great game. And I... We get renegade in a night game. We get the terrible towels going. Double renegade. Maybe double renegade. Yeah. Joey Porter Jr. trying not to interfere with people. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. Okay. On to Sunday. Commanders of Cowboys. Cowboys plus six. Over-unders 44. Yeah.
How we feel? BFD, you got to win this game to avoid the Eagles. Doesn't matter. We play who we got to beat good teams in the playoffs. Okay. That's what I'm looking at right now. Max, have you fully come to grips with the seating? Yep. I'm on to the Packers. Okay. I'm ready for the Packers. Because you're trying to duck the commanders. It's okay. I'll play you. I want Max.
But the reality is... We'll see what Mike Florio said about that when we get to that. We got to take care of business. His number one thing he said was, as long as you don't play the Eagles. Okay. Mike Florio knows ball. Who am I to argue with? Yeah, we'll get to it. We'll get to it, but that's what he said. Okay. All right. So, Max...
I want to beat the Cowboys because I want to win every game that I'm in, regardless of opponent. Also, four and two in the division in those parentheses next to your record looks a lot better than three and three in the division. So that's what I'm hoping for. And I'm hoping to stay healthy. Yeah. Just stay healthy. This game made me think of there's a lot of, especially with the 12 team playoff.
And the new wild card in Major League Baseball, people complaining about the play-in game in the NBA. Too many teams make the playoffs.
Imagine if we only had six seeds this year. Yeah. Well, actually, it would be awesome if you win this game because then the Packers would be out. But still, you would basically be eliminating a team that has 11, 12-win teams. Yeah, 12 wins, two teams tied at that, one would get left out. And then in the NFC, anything can happen as far as the road goes. If we win this game, we get the sixth seed. We could play at the Rams. We could play at the Bucs. You don't know. And then once the reseeding starts to happen,
We talked about a dream scenario. Crazy. We'll have to wait for that conversation. Yeah, I'd like to beat the Cowboys. You always want to beat the Cowboys. But to me, the most intriguing part of this game is Mike McCarthy and what happens afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Ezekiel Elliott went for the saddest release ever. I don't know if you guys saw this, but Jerry Jones released Ezekiel Elliott out of respect and appreciation for Zeke so he'd have a chance on a playoff team. He did not get claimed.
And I don't know if anyone will sign him. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what really the expectation. The ideal scenario for him is to stay on the Cowboys and to keep getting these lifetime achievement touchdowns from the Cowboys when they get the ball at the one yard line. Yeah. Be like, here you go, Zeke. Who? I guess you can have a touchdown. Who would even sign him? Maybe the one team that I've heard that would make any bit of sense would be the Chargers. I was going to say the Chargers because they get injured. Because they're banged up at that position. But J.K. Dobbins is back, but yeah. But besides that, I don't know why.
I don't know why any team would really... Let him be a Raven. Sure. Fuck it. Let him be a Raven. Get him on the Chiefs. Let him spell Derrick Henry. If Andy Reid is trying to win a Super Bowl on expert mode, get Ezekiel Elliott back there and give him meaningful carries. Get Ezekiel Elliott back there and...
And what's his name? Carson Steele? No, the guy who drops all the balls. Oh, Kadarius Toney. Yeah, Kadarius Toney. Bring him back. Yeah, let's get it going. But yeah, I...
I feel like the Cowboys could be a little live, but it's really just... It's not about the Cowboys. It's more like, is there any emotional letdown to such an incredible Sunday night? Which was incredible. That was clinching the playoffs, winning at home, the Jaden Daniels insane drive to end the game. I still think the Commanders will win, but...
That would be my only argument for it. I hope so. I hope we win. I think that we're going to win. I'd like to see Luke McCaffrey get a touchdown too. I went back through all the film. He was my all 22 project this week. The stuff he does without the ball. Did you hear on Sunday night football that they, they, they did say Marshawn Lattimore played well. He did. Eagles. He did play well. Collinsworth did say that he did. You listen, obviously you don't want past interferences are not good, but they don't always tell the whole story. Yeah. But yeah,
Luke. Get Luke a touchdown. He's always the first guy to help up a teammate, too. Yeah. While watching this game, if you lose this game, will you be...
Like, will you be upset? Will you be like, shit, Eagles? I think it only, it matters how we lose the game. If we lose with no injuries and we don't look just terrible. Yeah. Then I'll be like, listen, I'll take the Eagles. You play who you play. Because Hank and memes, I, I, you guys agree. We, we want to see Eagles commanders. Yeah. Yeah. For the show. You play every AGL is nodding their head right now.
Yeah. I want to beat good teams. That's the thing about me. Big cat is I want to beat the best. Yeah. Max wants the easiest path possible. Also, his quarterback still in concussion protocol. That's very true. Well, Tanner McKee. Tanner McKee. Okay. Can I amend this? I don't want. I want zero part of playing Tanner McKee in the playoffs. I don't want that guy because that guy, he's different. Three for four. Two touchdowns. Yeah. All right.
Bears at Packers. Packers plus 10 over under 41. LaFleur said he's playing everyone. The Bears haven't won a road game on a Sunday since. Anyone want to take a guess? 2021. Yes. Week 15 at Seattle. Nick Foles was the quarterback. 20 Sunday road games in a row. They have lost.
They've won some Thursday night road games. They've won, I think, a Monday night road game. They have not won a Sunday road game since 2021. And they won't win this game. So we'll just go into 2025 being like we haven't won a road game on a Sunday. So it's going to be bare weather, though, which is also Packer weather. No, it's more bare weather. So it's going to be like low 20s, maybe some snow.
Just get me out of this season. I don't really want to watch this game. What if you beat the Packers? We're not going to beat the Packers. Packers are going to embarrass us. They're going to laugh at us. And then we're going to hire Brian Flores. And I'm going to kill myself. That's a bad thing, you think? Yeah. He'd kill himself?
I hope you would not want me to die. Yeah. Well, let me ask you this. Has Brian Flores ever coached a young quarterback? And how did it go if he did? They had a couple, what, two 9-1 seasons back-to-back? Two in the Dolphins?
I don't believe so. I think they had... Well, he put in Brian Fitzpatrick over to him. Yeah, well, I can also chalk that up to Brian Flores being part of Bill Belichick's tentacles, where he would just... True. He would farm out his assistant coaches to go destroy another team. And so he probably loved a team in the division getting absolutely creamed by Brian Flores. Let me put it this way. 9-8, 10-6, 5-11.
Which one of those 10 and 6 was with Tua? Yeah, that might. No, that was, I think, the year that he wouldn't play Tua. 2019, they were 5 and 11, and then 10 and 6 and 9 and 8. I would rather have. I'm going to say something crazy right now. Actually, I don't think it's that crazy. I'd much rather have, if given the choice, Mike McCarthy over Brian Flores.
Just because you don't think that Brian Flores is one of these coaches that goes to his second job and he's like, I learned a lot of stuff from my first job. Like, namely, don't make your young quarterback hate you. I think Tua started nine games, nine games that season. Yeah.
I think Brian Flores could be a very good head coach with a well-established quarterback in place. Okay, but he'd probably have to hire a guy whose only job is to take care of Caleb. I just don't want a defensive coach, and I want Ben Johnson, and then all the reports are out that Ryan Poles is trying to softly push the team away from Ben Johnson.
because Ben Johnson would then softly push Ryan Poles away from the team. It's the height of dysfunction. We're going to talk about it with Florio. It's the worst. Brian Flores would be a disaster. I don't know that he would, though. Yeah. He wasn't. Okay, yes, he alienated Tua, but Hank just said 10 wins. Tua did not start that whole season. 10 wins without Tua. Mike McDaniel would love that. Yeah. You get Tua started for nine games. You win 10.
I just don't. I don't want it. I don't want it. But you did say you wanted Mike McCarthy. I said if you made me choose between the two, I don't want Mike McCarthy either. If you said you have to take one of the two, I would take Mike McCarthy. Mike McCarthy is a good coach. He's won a Super Bowl. Yeah. I do not want either, just for the record. But if you said you have to take one or the other, I would take Mike McCarthy.
I mean, he coached a young Aaron Rodgers. He coached the transition between Favre and Aaron Rodgers. Like, that was a difficult transition when Brett Favre decided to come back after retiring. He also can't beat the Packers. Well, no, he can beat the Packers. As the Cowboys coach? No, as the end of his time with the Packers. He beat the Packers all the time. That's true. He's got a lot of experience. Beating the Packers. Being in football games where the Packers lose. Yeah, right.
Yeah, he's beaten the Packers many, many times. So right now the Packers have 108 wins against the Bears. It's tied all time for the most victories by one team over another team. You know who you're tied with, though? They've been playing for a long time. You know who you're tied with, though?
Who? Me. The Giants beating the Redskins football team commanders. So we'll have that record. Yeah. Passing the torch game. I've been playing a long time, and it's been a long time of getting our faces just smashed in. Hank, Bill's Patriots.
Bills at Patriots, Patriots plus 2.5, over-unders 37.5. What are we thinking for this game? I think that what you said the other day about Mayo coaching for his job and leaving it all on the line is what's going to happen. I think I can speak for most, if not all, Patriots fans that we would rather see Drake May not play, give us a little Joe Milton action, and hopefully we lose the game. But...
It just feels like one that they're going to win and we're going to lose, you know, some great draft picks as a result. And he's going to try to save his job. Yeah. Is the Joe Milton coming out game? No, I don't think he's going to play. I think I wish it was the Drake May coming out of the game game for Joe Milton. But I think today they announced Drake May as a starter.
So that's, that dream is dead. Well, Josh is starting too. Yeah. But that's mostly so that he can continue the streak because he is available to play. Yeah. So he's going to try to start. How many series do you think for Josh? Two? Two.
Here's what I'm... I do think the Patriots are going to find a way to win this game because I think the Bills are going to pack it in. Bills are a good team, though. They got good backups. They're well-coached. Hopefully, they're focused on the playoffs, and so hopefully their whole team is kind of locked in in playoff mode, and the Patriots are just like, get the season over with, and that's how it plays out. But I...
I feel like Patriots are going to win. Fun fact about the Bills, and I guess it depends on... Well, no. Right now it stands they're the only team to beat two 14-win teams in a season. And if the Lions win against the Vikings, they'll be the only team to beat two 15-win teams in a season. Oh, that's pretty cool. Pretty crazy. Also, imagine if the Lions win and it's like, hey, they...
That was their two wins or two of their wins against the two best teams, one seeds. Yeah, and they could get 14 wins, which would be the most for the Bills in franchise history. Yep. Here's the big thing that we have to figure out for this game, boys. And I don't even know if it will be listed. Maybe is there for touchdown scores? Is there other listed sometimes?
It's probably not up right now. I haven't seen it. No touchdown. So the Bills have 13 different touchdown scores, reception touchdowns this year. The record is 14, and the Bills have talked about it, how they're like, they see this as a team award, and they're excited, and they want to break this record. Zach Davidson is the name that I found. He is the backup, backup tight end. And Reggie Gilliam.
Those are the two guys that could conceivably catch in. There might be an offensive lineman. Yeah, I was thinking of one in particular. Dawkins. Does he have one this year? I don't think so. But this does. I mean, doesn't it? There was a report that they've been actively talking about this would be a really cool record to get as a team.
We got to figure out who that touchdown is going to be to. Dawkins anytime touchdown. Is that list? I don't think that's going to be listed. I think we have our best shot at doing offensive players and just spraying against like, I think they're going to try to get this. I think they're going to try to figure out a way to get someone to catch. Maybe it's Mitch. He scored already. Oh, he did. What about has Josh got a receiving touchdown? Josh does. He does. Yes. Pass it to himself. Yep. Oh, shit. Yeah.
So we have to figure out who that's going to be. Yeah, I looked through it today. Zach Davidson has three games played and one reception this year. No touchdowns. And Reggie Gilliam as well. Because everyone else has scored for them. So it's crazy. They've just had every single guy score a touchdown. We just have to figure out who it's going to be. Wait, maybe. What? Dawkins hasn't scored? None of the props are out yet. Yeah. What about DeMar? Hmm.
I feel like if you put him on the field, everyone's going to be like, that's going to be a touchdown to DeMar, right? Yeah, probably. Why is he out there? Okay. So that was more to come on that. We got to figure that out. DeMar out there is a decoy.
And then he trips and falls down. To Reggie Gilliam. Then the whole defense is like, oh my God, is he okay? Yeah. Touchdown pass to Reggie Gilliam. Reggie Gilliam. Okay, got it. I'm rooting for Reggie Gilliam. That would be fun. Gilliam softly with his song. Reggie Gilliam would be a very fun touchdown. Okay, let's see. Next game, Giants and Eagles. Eagles minus three over under 37 and a half. PFT. Mm-hmm.
Saquon is kind of a pussy for this, huh? No touchdown for Deion Dawkins this year. Okay. No touchdown. Okay. For not asking for the rock? Yeah. So if I was Saquon Barkley, here's what I would say.
I would march straight into Nick Sirianni's office and I would say, coach, I want to play. I want to play for my teammates. I want to play most of all though for the game. Yeah. For the game, because I respect the game so much and it's such a meaningful record. If you don't respect the game, the game won't respect you back. That's a good point. And also you're not, you're not going to tell me that Saquon doesn't have any feelings towards the giants, like going for the record against his own team that didn't want him. Like,
either this is a Saquon problem, which Max just told me that it's not, or it's a Nick Sirianni problem. Yeah. Nick Sirianni is like, I don't have any, the game means nothing to me. Yeah. Records mean not history means nothing to me. Yeah. And it's just like, I mean, I saw Dan Campbell playing all the stars against the 49ers. That's culture. Yeah. You play to win the game. Yeah. And the, and the Eagles are just like, no, we're not going to play Saquon. Yeah.
You play to win the game. You guys don't care about winning Super Bowls. Herm Edwards. Culture, Max. Culture. Super Bowl. Culture. Culture. Super Bowls are both culture. It's not about Saquon. It's not about Saquon. It's about the culture. The offensive line, too. Yeah. Having been able to tell their kids and their grandkids,
Hey, I blocked for that guy that set the all-time record. And you still can say it. I mean, Max, deep down, you know this is coward shit. This is chicken shit. You know it's chicken shit. Max, would you rather see Saquon get to record? The way you two looked at each other was like, you planned this conversation. We did not. We didn't plan it. It was like, we're going to find a way to fuck with Max.
It's called being in luck. It's called being in luck with your teammate. Football guys is making sure you're in the best situation to win a fucking Super Bowl. You guys don't know anything about that. I'm Lane Johnson right now. Okay?
and and we we looked at each other we said we want to play yeah give me the rock we both want to play give me the fucking rock they're not playing either and then sirianni up in the boot what the linemen aren't playing i know i would say give me the rock i want to get this record we haven't had a week uh we haven't had a buy since week five oh football too hard for you max see it's too hard for you i would fucking i would be like give me the fucking rock nick
You would love to be in a situation where you can rest your starters going into playoffs. You do realize no matter which way they decided, we would have just spun it to get you at this point. If he had started, we would have been like, that's the dumbest decision you could ever make. He's risking injury. They care about records over a Super Bowl. True. I feel like we've had this exact conversation the other way. Just keep falling for it.
No, I actually do feel bad for Saquon. He said afterwards, he was like, yeah, it was hard telling my dad because my dad was like, this is our name with a hollowed record. But it's the right decision. It is. I would feel worse if he didn't get into the 2,000. The 2,000-yard club, no matter what, is still...
like an elite group of running backs in history that have got there. It's hard to do. He's still got that mark. And he did it in the correct amount of games too. Yeah. Correct. Yeah. So I'm not – like he still has that from this season. No one can take that away from him. No, he had an all-time season. But we got to win a – but we're trying to win a Super Bowl. We're trying to win a Super Bowl. And I cannot –
Could you imagine if him or any of the linemen got hurt? No, you would be— Because that's the thing. You're risking six guys. But, Max, what do you think about rest versus rust? I know that's been a topic of discussion recently. Right now, we need rest. Yeah, but you saw what happened in college football playoff. Buys. Okay. You haven't had a buy in 15 weeks. That's not right math, but basically— Well, you already have the buy.
This is just more rest. Well, if you play the Commanders, you have a bye. That's true. That's not true. That is incorrect. That is incorrect. Tanner McKee. This game is about Tanner McKee. Tanner McKee. Are you a little worried that Jalen Hurts is still in concussion protocol? Oh, that... Yes. That...
Yes? Yeah, I'd say yes. But like... That's not something you can just cheat your way out of. But you can just like stay in concussion protocol. No. What do you mean? No. Tell me how concussion protocol works. I'll tell you how concussion protocol works. Jalen Hurts can't do any like physical activity when he's in concussion protocol. He doesn't want to be in concussion protocol anymore. He'll be out by the beginning of next week. I think Max is right. I think he will be too. I do too, but I'm just saying it's not like concussion...
Jaquan Brisker went into concussion protocol. I haven't seen him since. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Did Jaquan Brisker give a thumbs up after the hit? No, and he's going to concuss a lot. But I'm just saying, concussion protocol is the one injury where you can't be like, I'm good to go, and they give you the test and you fail it, and they're like, no, you can't play. I would be more comfortable if he wasn't in concussion protocol. That's true. However, my panic meter of that is like,
A three. Okay. Yeah. Well, one good thing about him is if there's a guy that has a history of being a starting quarterback, it's no longer the starting quarterback supporting the new guy. It's probably Jalen hurts. And if there's a history of a team being able to have a backup quarterback go win the Super Bowl, it's the Philadelphia Eagles. It's true. It's true. But I think he'll be okay. Oh, my God. Imagine if they make a statue for Tanner McKee. Tanner McKee.
We're just skipping over Kenny. Is Kenny out this weekend? Yeah, Kenny's not playing. He hurt his ribs. So who's your backup? Ian Book. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's nice. Right? Yep, Ian Book. Yep. Yeah, he hasn't progressed enough to be at practice. I mean, he would definitely want to be at practice. Like, he can't be in practice, so...
But next week he wants to be at practice. Okay. Listen, I hope that's true. I want to see Jalen Hurts play in the playoffs. I don't... Same. I just know that the concussion protocol is the one thing you can't be like... It's not like a bum ankle where you're like, I don't care, I'm going. Monday... If he's not practicing on Monday, then I'm nervous. But this week...
Because I don't get how you get out of concussion protocol. You have to pass a test. But, like, what does that mean? Could he just be like, oh, yeah, I'm not going to pass a test today? You could. Yeah, I think you could flunk the test. Yeah. Just be like, I'm not. And then I guess you could. And then be like, that would make no sense because you why you he still would want to go to practice. Why? Just like take the week off. Yeah. Just walk through with the team and like be able to like get your lifts in and shit.
He can't get his lifts. He probably doesn't lift a lot right now. No, him and Saquon, they don't really squat much. Thumbs up, though. What if he just gives a thumbs up again? Two thumbs up. Two thumbs up. Two thumbs up, then you're out. Monday. Because this week is like, it's not a real week of practice. They're preparing for next week. Has anybody asked AJ Brown what he thinks about him still being in concussion protocol? No. I would like to see that question asked. Yeah.
AJ Brown, also not Pro Bowl, so he's probably mad about that. Jordan Maialata not being Pro Bowl is bullshit. Number one ranked player in all of offense in the NFL this year. The number one offensive player in the NFL? According to PFF. Okay. Number one ranked offensive player. Ahead of Saquon. Ahead of Saquon. So Saquon's system running back. I hope we're not... Jordan Maialata's a good tackle. I hope we're not having this discussion about the concussion protocol next week. I agree. I agree.
I don't think that Philly fans will understand. No, he doesn't. Max literally doesn't understand. He's like, what do you mean? I just, knowing Philadelphia as a city, your starting quarterback has not been cleared to return to practice the week of a playoff game. That is not going to go well. This isn't the week of a playoff. I'm saying next. Oh yes. Next week. That would be a big, big, big, big problem. Yeah.
By the way, I was thinking about it because Saquon Barkley obviously went over 2,000 yards. Adrian Peterson almost broke Eric Dickerson's record in 2012. That is another one where, similar to Dan Marino, he deserves more credit because he had one of the worst quarterbacks of all time in Christian Ponder. And his number one weapon was Percy Harden. Terrible quarterback. They could load the box and Adrian Peterson just ran right through him. Yep. And he should have gotten that record too. Yeah, he should have. He was so close. So, so close. Hank, what happened?
Jerry. Oh, you're watching Jerry. Sorry. Is that the one? No. Is it coming up? No. Oh, it's behind? It was close. No, I thought it was close. Got it. Got it. Okay. Texas Titans. Titans minus one and a half over under 37. The Titans are wearing the Oilers throwbacks. That's it. That's so sad. So sad. It's so sad. Need the Texans just stomp them for that. But I don't know. I don't know. I feel like this might be. Oh, Jerry. No. Oh, that was the one.
We got the two-headed monster of Will Levis and Mason Rudolph. You don't know how to game plan for that. No. You absolutely don't. And I believe the Texans are not going to play a lot of guys, right? I think D'Amico said that they're going to play the starters.
just because they looked so bad in the last game. Got it. So it's like, I think it goes based off how the first drive looks. Got it. If they have a good first drive on offense, then they'll probably take the starters out. Good first stop on defense. Okay. Get off the field. We also have incentives. Tony Pollard, 83 yards, he gets 250,000. Okay. I feel like that's possible. Mm-hmm. Bet that. We should just do an incentives parlay.
For the touchdowns especially. Yeah, I've got one that I'm looking at later. One guy. This is a huge weekend for one guy in particular. Okay. All right. In this game, yeah. No, let's not talk about this game anymore. No real analysis on this game. Yeah. I hope that the Titans lose so that they can be 2 and what is it? 2 and 15 against the spread. 15 against the spread. Yeah. Panthers and Falcons. This game also, I mean, the Falcons, obviously, if they win and the Bucs lose, they're in.
I don't think the Bucs are going to lose. So the Falcons are just hoping and praying. They're just thinking about last week. They're thinking about timeouts. Yep. So the good news is, if you're the Falcons, Raheem Moore still has a timeout left over. Yep. So he gets four to start the game. That's a good advantage. Yeah, just...
You're just going to spend this entire game being like, fuck, we should have won that game. Yeah. Yeah. And you could have been in the playoffs. You could have won this one last week, won this week, been in the playoffs with Michael Penix. Would have been awesome for them. But instead, no. I don't hate the Panthers in this game. Was it eight points? Their defense is so banged up. Defense is bad. Yeah. Eight points. It's a lot. Yeah. Yeah.
Miles Sanders legacy game. Oh, okay. This is for his legacy in Carolina. I like that. I like that. Uh, here's another depressing game. Jaguars, a Colts Colts minus five over under 44. The Anthony, Anthony Richardson fallout has been a little ugly. Uh,
Obviously, McAfee had his long tweet, which I actually thought was well said, where he was just like, you guys, I tried to say that the culture was not good in this locker room, and everyone said that I was being a hater. Turns out the culture is not good at that locker room. And there was a report...
They were, so this is, I think from the athletic, they're trying to hold Richardson accountable, which is understandable. But then the guy they put in wasn't the guy either talking about Flacco. Uh, so when they went back to AR at that point, it's like, okay, but what are we doing? That really affected the team. And then multiple players met with Richardson privately to tell him he wasn't meeting the standard.
And it sounds like everyone's been trying to, he's been late to meetings and stuff like that. It's a mess. Fire Chris Ballard and try to figure it out from there. Yeah, so we're not going to preview Jags games, though.
No, it was the Colts. That was a Colts preview. We do have Colts tickets to give away to somebody. Oh, God. So for the Jaguars game, what should it be? Bortles jerseys? If you have a Bortles... Yeah. If you're a Jaguars fan that is planning on going to this game, how about that? Yeah, absolutely. Because the Colts fans, you shouldn't want to go to this game. This is...
It's suppressive. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Saints at Bucs. So hit up pardon my meme. Yeah. At pardon my meme. If you're a Jags fan in Indy this weekend and you want two tickets. Yeah. All right. Saints at Bucs. Bucs minus 14 over under 43 and a half. We do have some incentives in this game. So this game, I think the Bucs are going to win. Saints are walking corpse. They just want the season to end.
So Mike Evans gets $3 million if he catches five passes and 85 more yards. That's a lot of money. Yeah. Also, Baker in his contract. And remember, Baker had that whole like that terrible thing where like he got kind of robbed of a lot of his money. So, I mean, he obviously is doing fine, but.
It's not like... It got stolen by his financial advisor. So Baker has five incentives in his contract, each worth half a million dollars. He gets paid if he finishes the season in the top 10 in the league or top five in the NFC in any of these categories. Passer rating, touchdown passes, passing yards, completion percentage, or yards per pass attempt. Through 17 games, he's like third or fourth in all of these. Yeah. So...
That's another $2.5 million that he could get. Yeah, it's big. It's big, and also with those 85 yards for Mike Evans, then he would get to 1,000 yards for the 11th straight season. Every season he's been in the NFL. Jerry Rice, tie his record. Pretty good record to have. Mike Evans is a certified first ballot Hall of Famer that deserves more respect as...
Getting close to top five wide receiver of all time. Yeah. So here's the real question about this game. The Saints, they should want their season to be over. Yeah. But they're planning on maybe bringing back all their starters. Yeah. Like Derek Carr. I saw that. Might play. As of right now when we're taping this, he might play. Kamara might play.
They're doing a simulated game, which I think is also known as practice. If you're an interim coach, you call it. Sounds more badass. Something that Jalen Hurts can't do right now. That's very true. Chris Olavi might return. I don't know why. That's crazy. He's out of the concussion protocol before Jalen Hurts? Yeah, apparently. So I don't know if these guys are going to play yet because we don't have the final word on it. But...
It seems like they want to play their best players. Why are you pointing like that? Focus on him. You're just looking at me. Look at your co-host. Chris Olave got two concussions, and he's out of concussion protocol maybe.
Yeah. That's crazy. It is kind of wild, but yeah, I don't know why the saints are doing this. What's the upside. Yeah. It makes no sense. It makes no sense. Also the saints. I feel like when they play at the bucks, they typically play pretty hard. Yeah. Pretty well. Yeah. They don't like each other. No, that's for sure. What were you saying? Memes. MVS also needs one touchdown for two 50 K. Okay. So that might happen. Uh,
By the way, the looking at you reminded me, I forgot to tell this story that I read an article today. Chris Boswell made the Pro Bowl and he was talking about his career. And he said that when he was first on the Steelers, that James Harrison would in practice stand over the kicks and say, if you miss this kick, you fucking kicker, you got to wash my back in the shower. And then he would...
He said that they would sit in team meetings and James Harrison would just like be sitting like a couple rows over and just be staring at Chris Boswell the entire time. See, this is, that's what kickers need. You don't need this lovey dovey shit from Sark. You better, you're going to have to wash my back in the shower. And that's a big back too. Yeah, it's a huge back. Take a long time.
I just love the idea of James Harrison just not listening to anything Mike Tomlin's saying and just staring at Chris Boswell instead. You little bitch. Yeah. Better make this fucking kick. All right. So, Max, earmuffs. So if I'm being real, I would like for the Bucs to win and for the Packers to lose this weekend because I feel like the Bucs is probably my best road. Yeah. The Bucs. Fun fact about the Bucs. I don't think they've beaten only one team over 500. And that would be us.
No, at the time, I'm saying. Oh, at the time. I think it might have been the... We were at 500. We were 0-0. They beat the Detroit Lions, right? Yeah. Let me see this. When is it? Maybe it's in their last... They also beat the Eagles. Was that when we... When was that? So that stat's just wrong. I'm just wrong about that stat. They beat the Lions and... I'm just wrong about that stat. Couldn't be more wrong about that stat. I'm looking up their schedule to maybe save myself a little, but I...
Early reports are that that was very wrong. I don't know. This is the time of year where it's like I just see a tweet and I'm just like, oh, shit, that's interesting. Yeah, you could lie about anything. They beat you week one. Yep. That doesn't count. Zero and zero. 500. Over 500 is the thing. They did beat the Lions. Were the Eagles? What were your record? At that time, we were two and one. Okay. Here's what it is. And I probably just read it too fast. I believe...
Since September, they have not beaten a team over 500. Okay. Because their wins have been the Saints –
The Giants, the Panthers, the Raiders, the Chargers would be the one team. That's where it is. Since September, they've beaten one team more, 500, and the Panthers again. Okay. Yeah, I'll take that. They had a tough early schedule. I think they're a good team. September is basically the post-preseason. Yeah. Not even real regular season. Yeah. If you were Team X, though, hypothetical Team X in the NFC, and you had to pick who you wanted to play in the playoffs, would you rather play at the Rams, the Bucs, or the Eagles? Team X.
Team X. I would rather play Rams 1, Bucs 2, Eagles 3. You'd rather play the Rams? I would. I think it'd be Bucs, Rams, Eagles. I agree for Team X. I'm not a believer in the Rams. Championship experience, though. I'm a believer in Sean McVay's coaching ability. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that probably makes sense. The Bucs probably. I mean, they've only beaten one team over 500 this entire year. Entire year, yeah. So, yeah, that makes sense. Mm-hmm.
Okay, yeah, I'll go with that. Bucks, Rams, Eagles. And now you need the Bucks to what? Lose? No. No, Bucks win. I got the playoff simulator pulled up right here. We need the Bucks to win, and then we need to win. Okay, got it.
And then it would be you versus Stephen Che, which would be electric. Me versus Stephen Che, which I've lost to him before. Yeah. It's not a pleasant experience. Oh, and then I think we would also need the Seahawks to beat the Rams. Got it. For that to happen. Got it, which should happen because the Rams are sitting everyone. It could happen. Okay. Afternoon, Chiefs at Broncos. This is the big one. It is. Everything, it all hinges. This is the hinge game. Carson Wentz controls the fate of Sunday. I can think of no worst fate.
If you had to pick one guy in the NFL for everybody else's enjoyment to be pinned on, he's the last. He's dead last. Dead last. DTR. DTR. We've got Bo Nix, who beat out Patrick Mahomes in the Pro Bowl this year. And the Broncos obviously have everything to play for. The Chiefs, the only thing they have to play for is to just be like, yeah, we're the fucking Chiefs. Yeah. I kind of like the Chiefs in this game. There's so much pressure on the Broncos.
I mean, and maybe not to win it outright, but 10 and a half, like there's just so much pressure on the Broncos. And you have Carson Wentz who had the reports like, Hey, look, I, this, these are, these are moments that I have to like cherish and take advantage of. Cause I don't know how many I'm going to have. Like,
Like he's going to try to play his best, which that could be a problem. You know what? I'll say this. Uh, it's way more entertaining that we get Carson Wentz and try your very best game. Then it would be if we had Bailey's happy, right? Absolutely. Cause you're either going to get something spectacular from Carson Wentz, or are you going to get like the most awkward looking like a deer on a frozen over pond from Carson Wentz from Carson Wentz? Yeah. Uh,
Yeah, there's just so much pressure on the Broncos. Like, you just can't fuck up. You're playing the backups. You can't fuck up. And they might fuck up. But if the Chiefs win, then everything else gets way more exciting. That's absolutely true. That's absolutely true. All right, let's do the next game, Dolphins and Jets. Listen, I know Dolphins fans are upset because I saw it. They're a little upset that we've discounted the Dolphins. Here's my thing on the Dolphins.
And I said a lot of nice things about Dan Marino. Remember those things I said about Dan Marino? And Brian Flores. And Brian Flores. Well, no, I actually said nice things. About Tua. No, I said nice things. Dolphins fans will back up everything I said about Brian Flores. True. If the Dolphins could get in the playoffs and I could guarantee that Tua was healthy and they could play in a dome, I'd be interested in watching a Dolphins playoff game.
If the Dolphins get in the playoffs and it's not Tua and it's going to Buffalo, seen it. We're actually helping out Dolphins fans here. The meanest thing you could hope for is to get to the playoffs, make the trip to Buffalo, super cold,
Bills win by 35 points. Yeah, and I guess I know that with Skyler Thompson, you only lost by three in that same setting, but I just... I can't do the Dolphins in a cold-weather playoff game again. I just... I want really good playoff games. What happened last year in Kansas City was just a total quit where it's like that was a waste of our Saturday night. Remember we started watching the Telemundo? Yeah. What are they? Penuelas? Penuela. Penuelo. I just...
I'm sorry, Dolphins fans. If you gave me a choice, Broncos, Dolphins, or Bengals in the playoffs...
It's Broncos and Bengals way ahead of the Dolphins. It does. It's something new. Well, it's not new for the Bengals. Something new for the Broncos, and it's an insane explosive offense for the Bengals. Yeah, but I can understand if you're a Dolphins fan, you would rather get into the playoffs. Of course. Especially after a season that looked as lost as this season did many times over, where it felt like the sky was falling all the time for the Dolphins. If you can turn a sky is falling season into a playoff berth, that's a pretty cool thing. All right. But we're just thinking...
We're trying to protect Dolphins fans. Yeah. You know what would happen if you went up and you saw Daddy and Josh Allen hung four touchdowns on you and the game was over in the second quarter. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm rooting against the Dolphins to make the playoffs. If the Dolphins somehow make the playoffs, I will be the first on Sunday night when we're taping the show to say that was an insane season by the Dolphins to put it all back together for Mike Ritano to keep the team going and find a way to get into a playoffs where you thought it was completely lost after Tua got concussed.
All credit to the Dolphins. They would be deserving and it would be nuts because they were dead. They were dead in the water six weeks into the season, but I'm not going to root for you on Sunday. It would also answer the question that we had about Mike McDaniel when he first got the job. How can he do in a season where everything goes to shit? He's done pretty well. He's done okay. Yeah. No, no. The Dolphins have done pretty well in this season. And so they're going up against the Jets.
Congratulations on interviewing Louis Riddick and Ron Rivera for GM and coach. I love these posts, by the way, that the official team accounts put out after they've concluded it. They're usually sponsored posts, too. Yeah. It's like, we've just interviewed Ron Rivera, sponsored by Bose. I thought of a positive for Ron Rivera. Okay. Great guy. We know him. I have his phone number. He's an owner killer. Oh.
That is true. Yes. So his final two years of the Panthers. Oh, I want Ron Rivera. He sold the team. And then the final is last two seasons of the Commanders. How many? He was there for three. Yeah, that's true. Damn, that's a good spin zone. That would be a positive.
He's such a good person that he ends up making the bad owners be like, hey, we got to get out of here. We've seen how good a person should be, and we're just not that. Yeah, he's a nice guy. Good podcast guest. Very good podcast guest. Very nice guy. Memes, which A or B sad stat for the Jets? B. B would be the Jets have gone nine straight years without an offensive player in the Pro Bowl. 2015 Brandon Marshall. Yeah.
That there's no way that's true. There's no way that's true. We had a wide receiver, but it was technically special teams. I don't think that counts. Is that true? Andrew Roberts was a long time. Okay. You want a sure. Greg Joseph is now the kicker for the Jets. The Jets have more kickers this year than wins. All right. Positive. It's their fifth kicker. There's also a stat that that's tough.
The Jets signed five players from the Commanders, which would line up for Ron O'Barrick and the job. Who'd they sign? I'll have to pull up the tweet. But it was Greg Joseph. They signed a D lineman, a cornerback. So Ron was getting his players in there ahead of time. Yeah. To learn the playbook from a different coach. And then they're getting them in. Yeah, just to learn the culture and the environment. Is this Aaron Rodgers' last game for the New York Jets, Mews?
I believe so. And then in the final act, I think they're going to get him killed because we are right guard. It was DNP and Morgan Moses, who the right tackle was also a D not DNP today. So if we don't have either of them, I'll lose out. Aaron Rodgers is my get sacked a thousand times. Okay. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't feel like Aaron Rodgers. He says he's no darkness retreat this year. So that's good.
He's going to lock in. Yeah. It's been the best two years of his life. Yeah. It's going to be fine. I guess it's been a cool year. You got paid a lot of money for not working. Yes. You're sucked. Yeah. No, last year. I'm saying, yeah, he was injured. But I mean, if you get paid 20 million, 30 million to not work, that's a pretty good year. Yeah. It's a really good year. By the way, we'll have more with the Aaron Rodgers stuff with Florio, who actually has some good insight. Don't give it all away, Max. This time.
You were about to. No, just that one part. Okay. Chargers at Raiders. Raiders plus four and a half. Chargers, if the Steelers lose, the Chargers are going to want to win this game because they would play the Texans and get up to the five seed. I feel like there's a correlated parlay in there. Maybe take Bengals and Chargers. Because if...
The first leg hits, that line will probably go a little higher because the Chargers will have more incentive to play. If the Steelers win, the Chargers will have nothing to play for, correct? If the Steelers win, let me pull up the playoff machine again here. I believe they have nothing to play for because they beat the Broncos twice this year. The good vibes fun parlay, which is Jets, Chiefs, Bengals, Moneyline, is 17-1. Whoa. 17.5-1. Wait, say it again? Jets, Chiefs, Bengals.
not the hungry dog that's not the hungry dog i just but for oh because the bangles are favorites yeah yeah will there be a hungry dog steelers win and the chargers would be they get the 60 yeah no matter what yeah uh so just watch that that will be important yeah uh i don't think that harbaugh is capable of playing any activity where he's not trying to win well that's not the the object of it so i feel like they're going to go out there and uh
and compete. I'm going to try to win the game. I wouldn't be shocked if like the Steelers win this, the game on Saturday night. And then like the chargers medical staff is like, tells all the guys like, just say you're injured to start the game. Cause otherwise there's no, I mean, literally did say we're attacking it with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind. Yeah. Yeah. But hasn't he said that before about things? Everything. It's just like every time he says that,
It's unknown to mankind because this week it's even more enthusiastic. Correct. He just keeps bumping up the enthusiasm. Also, incentive watch J.K. Dobbins, 58 rushing yards for 150K. That's got to be so awesome to go into a game being like, if I do this, like if I catch one touchdown pass, I get a half a million dollars. Yeah. That's awesome. And I feel like all their teammates are rooting for them to make money. Yeah. It's not their money.
You want your boys to get paid. Yeah, absolutely. All right, Seahawks at Rams. Rams minus 6.5 over under 38.5.
Gino. This is my incentive special. Yeah. 185 yards passing gets $2 million. So not only that. Yeah. That's scratching the surface, Big Cat. Buckle up. Smith gets $2 million if the Seahawks finish with a 10th win. Okay. He gets $2 million if he gets 4,282 yards. That's the one where he's 185 away. Mm-hmm.
And he also gets $2 million if he finishes with a completion percentage better than 69.75. Right now, he's at 70.23. Whoa. So Geno Smith could make $6 million on Sunday. Wait, so this is not only Geno Smith, but this is also dump-offs. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah. Charbonnet catches. Charbonnet catches Walker. I think he's out still. Yeah. But yeah. Okay. We got to go crazy on Geno. Geno. Geno's going to... Listen, Geno. Wait, what was the second one you said? The 10 wins, the yards, and the completion. He needs 185 yards. Yep.
And then he needs to win. And then he has to finish with a completion percentage better than 69.75. Right now, he's just above 70. Wow. So if he finishes this game at 69, that might be enough to bring it down. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not a math guy. What are you doing, Max? Sorry. That caught my eye. He needs... To be safe, he's got to get... I don't know. 69.75% is what the number is. If he...
Would it drop him down beneath that if he finished this game at 69? It would. For the record, also, I saw something that popped up on my Twitter that said Bears eyeing head profile players.
airs i high oh my god bears i high profile coaches for head coaching role and it was about mike mccarthy and then the first tweet in it was just mine saying stop this which should have told you to stop this so this is our geno game this is our geno game okay i think we got to unload the clip on yeah i agree nobody's ever believed in geno smith more than us yes and jimmy g starting for the rams jimmy g who's a winner he is a winner he went to a super bowl he wins football games yep
Went to actually multiple Super Bowls, technically. Maybe the funniest outcome would be if Jimmy G went out there and just lit it up. And then to see what team would then overpay Jimmy Garoppolo to be a quarterback for the next season. I feel like if you're Jimmy Garoppolo, even if someone tries to overpay you, it's like, dude, being the backup in Sean McPherson.
Being around Sean McVay, just do that. Yeah. Just be there. And also, Matthew Stafford's like the toughest guy ever. Yeah. So your job is pretty safe. Yeah, it's a good job. Okay. 49ers to Cardinals. Wrapping up the afternoon slate. Big question here is Josh Dobbs. Can you have a revenge game if you've played for eight teams? No. Okay. I thought so.
It's tough to have a revenge game in that scenario. And also every stop you made was like the team being like, we're going to give Josh Dobbs a shot. The first team that got rid of you. Steelers. I think you can have that revenge game. Yeah. Also, Kyler Murray is 50 rushing yards and one rushing TD away from 750,000. So that should be in there. Yeah. And really nothing. There's no difference made in this game. If you're the 49ers, if you win or lose, really. No.
Josh Dobbs. You're going to be picking right around 11. Yeah, my notes for this game were the incentives, and then it was we need to just keep hammering. It starts right now. Today is January 3rd, 2025. I know he's got a lot of years left, but George Kittle should be in Canton. He is the fourth tight end all time to have 4,000-yard seasons. Fourth all time. So Kelsey has seven of them.
Gronk has four. Witten has four. Kittle has four. Yeah. Put him in a gold jacket. George Kittle should be in a gold jacket. We'll start working on a PowerPoint. But he's an absolute monster. You know what? This season's been bad, but he's been great. I'll say this. If Kittle, when he gets into the Hall of Fame, we'll make our own bust of George Kittle. Yes. To keep in this studio. Yes. Absolutely. And we'll say Greg Kittle. Yeah. And we'll make it bigger than the Canton one. Yeah.
It'll look sweet. Double the size. His hair, his flow will be better. Whatever hairstyle he wants in it, the mohawk. Will be incredible. You name it. He's a Hall of Famer. Start referring to him as George Kittle Hall of Famer. Yeah. Do you think that the Cardinals try extra hard in this game to put up points because the last half of their season has been so disappointing? Try, maybe. Yeah. Could they? Is that Jake Marsh?
Yeah, that is Jake Marsh. Our darling Jake. We're doing a good job of watching this Jerry stream being distracted while we're podcasting. Also, Jake being on TV reminded me with college football, with the playoffs on, I would like to see Jake Marsh calling college football next year. Yeah. I feel like a lot of people would. Yeah. So if you're a big so-and-so out there, hire fucking Jake Marsh. Oh, actually, I talked to Jake this morning and I meant to tell him when he listens to this, Jake...
Text me your predictions for time slots for the playoff games. Yeah. On Sunday. Although we did do that like five weeks ago. Yeah, but I want to see his because he takes a lot of pride. And he usually nails them. Yeah. Except that one year. He got like all of them wrong and he was devastated. Okay, last game. The big game. Vikings at Lions. Lions minus two and a half over under 56 and a half.
Maybe the best game of the NFL season is the last game. I'm so excited for this game. Did you see Vikings OC? Wes Phillips said, uh, Sam Darnold is a guy's guy type of guy. I saw that. Yeah. Guy's guy type of guy. That's a football guy. That is. I think that's what we've been looking for the way to describe a football guy for eight years. A guy's guy type of guy. Yeah. That's a football guy. I don't know how the lions defense is going to hold up. Although Alex Anzalone did return to practice. So that's good. Uh,
I just don't know. I don't know how. I think the Lions offense will continue to be elite, but that defense is just, it's tough. I don't think Dan Campbell's going to punt.
I honestly don't either. I don't think that he is. So this game. I think Kevin O'Connell might not punt. That would be awesome. Right before the game, gentleman's agreement. Because why would you want to give it back to the Lions offense? Yeah, neither one of us will punt. And if you're the Vikings, there's got to be a better chance on fourth down that you're going to get a first down against the Lions defense than stopping the Lions from scoring on the way back. Yeah.
Maybe the best way is like punt till Jack Fox boom one down there. He made the Pro Bowl, which is crazy that the Lions punter of all people made the Pro Bowl. Let them return it for a touchdown. So you just get the ball right back. Yeah. That's kind of like a turnover. Yeah, exactly. And then you just go for two. Yeah. So this game is going to be awesome. I honestly don't know.
I lean lions just because of the home crowd and like playing with that edge. But the Vikings are just really fucking good. Yeah. So it's in this game. It's the most combined wins of any regular season game in NFL history. Yeah. But so I didn't realize this. There's only been eight teams total in NFL history to have 15 wins in a season.
So one of these teams is going to be the ninth team. And it's the fact that it's happening, obviously, with 17 games is a little bit easier. But this year we'll have two teams with 15 wins no matter what, unless they tie, I guess. But yeah, the 15 win list is short. Only eight teams. It's the 84 Niners, 85 Bears, 98 Vikings.
Oh, four Steelers. Oh, seven Patriots, 11 Packers, 15 Panthers, 24 Chiefs, and then the winner of this game. So pretty cool. Also, do you know that Dan Campbell has more wins this season than Matt Patricia did in two and a half seasons? I did know that. Yeah. Yeah.
It's pretty crazy. Again, great job by the Patriots sending your coaches out like little dandelion seeds floating through the wind to just go poison other NFL franchises. We didn't talk about it because it was Monday Night Football. We didn't have a show on Wednesday. I...
I understand people being like, Dan Campbell's an idiot for playing everyone. I had no problem with it because, again, Dan Campbell is as consistent as consistent gets. And he said it before the game. He was like, I'm going to get ahead of it. So when you guys rip me, this is the plan. Like...
I just think that that's just what his culture is, and it's just balls to the wall all the time. I think there's something to be said, too, for guys that are stepping into positions on defense to just get them in games more. Yeah. They're not going to get better unless they play. And the Lions are still on that climb up.
If the Lions win the Super Bowl this year, I would expect Dan Campbell to maybe be a little bit different next year if given that same exact spot. Because, like, hey, we've been there, done that. But they're still on that hunger climb up where that game meant something to them personally because that's where they lost last year. And, yeah, I just...
Dan Campbell does everything. He telegraphs what he's going to do. He's going to be insanely aggressive at all times, and I think everyone in that locker room buys in, and that's all that matters. Whoever loses this game is going to be the best fifth seed, the best wildcard team of all time. Yeah, and it's brutal. The consequences of losing this to have to go on the road immediately. Well, imagine that you're the Bucs or the Rams, and you're just sitting there. We won our division. Oh, fuck, the Detroit Lions.
Who would you want? Well, if I'm the Bucs, I think I would rather have the Detroit Lions because we beat them in September. But then if you're the Rams, you'd rather have the Vikings because you beat them also? Yeah. I guess that makes sense. I feel like whoever, if these teams meet up again in the NFC Championship, whoever loses is going to win. Oh, I like that.
I like that. So not the end of the world if you lose this game. That's like my... Unless it's the Eagles. Like, unless that team loses and you have to go play. Like, if you're playing in a dome, I think the Lions could easily win in Minnesota. If they have to go to Philadelphia, maybe a little different story. That's like my, I wish we could find out who the MVP is before the Ravens and Bills potentially play in the playoffs because I would take whoever lost the MVP to win that game. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Picks time? Let's do it. So, Max, you get three. PFT and I get two. Reminder, PFT and I are two points up on Max. We have 18. Max has 16. If there are any ties, the tied people go to the bachelor party together. Max, you want to go first? I am, yes. Right? Yeah, I think you have first pick. I have first pick. Mm-hmm.
What would your first pick be? Should I say or should Hank? Max. No, you say. Seahawks minus six and a half. Ooh. Geno Smith. Jimmy G. Terrible pick, Max. Jimmy G. You forgot about Jimmy G. Geno Smith needs to win the game for $2 million. That was my number one that I said. Okay. I'm going to take the Vikings and the Lions over. I wrote down the wrong number here. But what is the over on that game?
56 and a half. 56 and a half. PFT has it at 42 and a half. I have it at 42 and a half. Oh, I love it at 42 and a half. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. That's great. That's the fun over. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to take... Do I have to take my top two? That sucks when we've written for the under for that game. Hank? Yeah. Oh, I do? Well, no. Well, not to... I'll take my second one and another one, but it's not going against anyone else.
Correct. All right. I'm going to... No, I'll take my top two. Stick my guns top two. Bengals minus two and the Panthers Falcons over 48. I got the opposite side. I got the Steelers plus two. So then I have my next two, right, Hank? Yeah. I have the Bengals Steelers over 48. Whoa. And the...
What did memes just say? He said, don't do it. No, I'm not going to do it. Do it. I switched. I told memes I was going to take the Jets, but I'm switching it to Saints, Bucks, over 43 and a half. The... What's it called? The incentives game. Incentives. Yeah. I like that. That was on my list. Okay. So wait, what are your three picks, Max? I have...
The Seahawks minus six and a half. That over in Bengals Steelers is a disgusting pick. Why? Because the Steelers might not be like playing. I guess. I mean, we know they're going to play. They're going to play. And the Bengals defense. I guess. Yeah, there was a lot. There's a lot of points. There's a lot of points. The Bengals are playing for their lives. All right. Say it again. Take it back. Bengals Steelers over 48. Okay. Saints Bucks over 43 and a half. And Seahawks minus six. So it could come down to that.
Cause my, my two games are, will be done by the, by the late slate. Your two games will be, I got the late. Oh, you have the late, late one. So we have that. It could, you know, yeah, that would be great. It could really come down to that. Yeah. If Max goes three at O and PFT needs a win, I thought that I thought I wasn't the buck saints. I thought I wasn't going to get, I had that on my list. It just wasn't top two. Can't believe you said the Seahawks, Max. Well,
Well, that one is just... I saw the Geno need... If Geno wins the game, he gets $2 million. Yeah. They have to win that game for him. Yeah. All right. So should we do our TD parlay? Can we put the Seahawks in our TD parlay? Why not? Yeah. Why not? Seahawks money line? Yeah. All right. Fine. We won't, Max. Okay.
Let's get some. You know what? I'll do Kyler Murray because he gets that 500,000 if he scores a rushing touchdown. Okay. I like that. Hank? Conviction. Jackson Smith Najigba. Okay. All right. PFT? Do a Vikings-Lions. You got one of that? I'm trying to think of pretty much anybody in this game should score.
In theory. In theory, everyone should score. All right, we'll go Jefferson. Okay. What are the odds on what we just put out there? I don't know if all those TD scores are out yet. Oh, okay. But those should be pretty good odds with Kyler Murray. Right. Yeah. Okay. All right, let's finish up before we get to Mike Florio. By the way, DraftKings, go to DraftKings.com.
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Okay, time for Fantasy Fuckboys before we get to Mike Florio. Fantasy Fuckboys, last of the year. Last of the year. If you're still playing fantasy, you're a fucking loser. I got four leagues going week 18. My stardom is six-packs. Six-packs. Super Bowl six-packs on the way. We got it. January time, time to lock in, get in the gym, get that six-pack going. My stardom is six-packs.
Six packs. Dry January. Love it. You doing pretty much dry January? I'm doing fry January. Fry January. I like that. You can drink some beers on Fridays? Yeah. Okay. Love it.
Or if it's your birthday. Yeah, if it's my birthday, which it's not, but maybe. If it's somebody's birthday, then you can drink. Deal. Got it. Deal. Love it. If football's on TV, too, you can drink Peter Sapp. Deal. My sleepers? Jumpsuits. Things are so comfortable, you can sleep in them. I got a nice velour one on. Good to be back in the season, boys. Hell yes. Looking good, boys. Us Italians in jumpsuits, it just feels right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, it's Johnny Buglisi.
What's up, Johnny? What's up? Johnny B. My starter, I was going to start jumpsuits because it is jumpsuit day. Oh, hell yeah. Right? So we're all zipped up here. Boy's looking good. What is that, Tally? It's Sergio Taccini. That's nice. I like the jumpsuit. Solves a lot of problems. I'm sitting the Cleveland Browns because they're so fucking boring. I can't stand this team. Can't stand them. Get them out of my face. Just sim the rest of the season. Just don't show up on Sundays, guys. Come on.
And then Saturday this week was subjected to an extra day at Cleveland Grounds. My sleeper is Pornhub. Pornhub is sleeping if you're in like a third of the United States because it's now officially banned in 33% of states in the United States right now. Oh, shit. You can't log on without an ID. How are we going to whack all? It's going to be tough for those people to go to sleep. Government putting wet, sticky hands into your cell phones. Get them off there. That's bullshit. Get them off there. That's bullshit.
What's up? What's up, fuckers? It's Freddy Alfredo. Hey, Freddy. My stardom is health because I'm two days in, no candy in January. Love that. What do we think about that, boys? No candy or ice cream in January. No sweets. No sweets in January? No sugars in January. We're doing baby steps this year. What about your birthday?
Whoa, shit. Gotta have cake. What about donuts on Saturday? Gonna buy them for my kids. What about if there's football? No bites? Maybe just take out donuts. Donuts on Saturday count. That doesn't count. What about when you order $40 worth of candy every Sunday? Not gonna do that. What about dessert? Not gonna do that. What if you have a bad day gambling? Only donuts on Saturday and cake on my birthday. That's it. What if you're on a cold streak? Not gonna happen.
Already happened. What if you're really hungry? Two days in. All right, my sit-em is Mr. Beast, so he kind of did a thing. Did you guys see that? No. He proposed to his guma, but he used the caption, so I kind of did a thing. That's some chick stuff, bro. I did a thing. That's some chick stuff. Some personal news. Yeah. Put a ring on it. So I kind of did a thing.
And then my sleeper is Geno Smith. Good sleeper. I think he's going to have a big game. Yeah, did you guys see this? Listen, cool, but doing so I kind of did a thing that's a
That's a chick Instagram hashtag, right? I did a thing and then what's the emoji? Or we did a thing. Yeah. Well, he said I kind of did a thing. Making all about himself. Yeah. Mrs. Beast, you should be respected too. You were part of the process. White boy Rick, I think, had a funny tweet. He was talking about one of the funniest phenomenons on Instagram for engagements is the chicks in the comments, best friends who want to be like I knew before everyone else.
And we'll comment like, finally, or like, I've been holding it in forever. I was so happy when you told me. Yeah, right. Yeah, just being like, I knew before everyone else. Just want to let everyone know. Wait, go back to the picture of the hand.
He could have done better. With the ring? With the ring size. Yeah, I agree. You know what he should have done is he should have been like, hey, my girlfriend, I'd like to propose to you. Here's an African diamond mine. I'm going to give you 24 days to find the biggest diamond you can get. Yeah, or if he goes, he just puts it on a live stream. The more hours you can last without saying a word, the diamond gets bigger. Yeah.
That would have been great if he beastified it. Yeah. So he kind of did a thing. Why are they all just wearing his merch? Also, this is the most staged picture ever.
That wasn't a candid. You don't think that was at the moment? Congrats to him, though. Looks very happy. I did see somebody when Jeremy Reeves got engaged after Sunday Night Football last week. Yeah. I saw somebody that was saying, like, I would never in a million years get down on my knee to propose to a woman. Yeah, I saw that. That's a bad way to start off a relationship. Yeah. Putting yourself beneath the woman. Honestly, fellas, is it gay to propose to a woman? Sounds like it. I think it might be. What a take. What a take. Okay. Okay.
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Okay, we now welcome on one of our best friends in the whole world. It is the CEO of Pro Football Talk, also author, all his books, Amazon, 99 cents for the entire year. It's Mike Florio.
Mike, we wanted to have you on because it feels like there's a lot. It's like almost a precursor to what will be Black Monday soon in a matter of days. There's a lot going on in the league. I don't know where we were. You know what? Let's start. I got one real quick for him. Okay. Because Mike is a big J journalist. We know that. We respect him despite the fact that memes tries to slander him all the time. We always have your back, Mike.
But how can you claim to be neutral if you show up on a national sports podcast wearing a Minnesota Viking shirt? First question, why do you hate the Detroit Lions? Yeah, that's a good question. That's well done.
I wear what they send me. If the Lions want to send me something, I'll wear it. I've gotten stuff from the Buccaneers. I've gotten stuff from the Eagles. Now, this week, I don't know if I had something from the Lions. I'm not sure that I would wear it. You know, I used to wrestle with this idea that we have to appear neutral at all times. But over time, I've realized that from Greeny to you to me,
doesn't Berman I don't know who Berman Berman loves the bills like what an honor to be included in that group yeah but people people don't shy away from whatever it is that drew them to the NFL in the first place we're not Rob Lowe we didn't start following the NFL because we're fans of the NFL we all had a team and mine is very deep-seated 50 plus years I saw those purple helmets I didn't know what the thing on the side was but I loved it I love Chuck Foreman I love Fran Tarkenton so
The rare good years take me back to when I was like 9 or 10 years old. Well, they are having an incredible year. Obviously that game on Sunday night against the Lions to decide the one seed. But the question I have for you, and I think you probably have more intel than we do, what are the Vikings going to do with Sam Darnold?
The Vikings would tell you they'll make their decision when they have to. And that sounds like a smart ass remark, but they don't have to do anything for now. And they always have the franchise tag available if they would try to work out some sort of deal with. Now, at one point, I thought,
They would let him go see what else is out there because there aren't a lot of teams that will be definitely looking for a new starter and would pay someone starter money on the open market. Also, I think there's a general sense that.
Sam Darnold's performance, at least as of a few weeks ago, might have been artificially boosted by Kevin O'Connell and that you can't replicate that with another team. But something happened, I'd say in the second half of the game against the Cardinals, where Darnold
access to higher level of performance. And when you hear what Kevin O'Connell says, when you see that video where they went nuts and dumped water all over him after the win against the Packers, they can't let him out of the building. Jason Garrett turned to me at one point, I think even before that game, and said that you can't let this guy leave. Every
Everybody's looking for a franchise quarterback. When you have a guy who's playing like a franchise quarterback, you can't let him leave. They can figure out whatever they're going to do with J.J. McCarthy. If they have to franchise tag him, so be it. If they can work out a contract, so be it. But you can't let him go when he's gotten as good as he's gotten in his first year in the system because he'll be even better next year. Yeah. Do you think there's a chance –
that they would potentially trade J.J. McCarthy, especially because this quarterback class feels like one of those quarterback classes where obviously teams are going to talk themselves into a few guys, but it's not maybe like last year where there was five or six guys that went in the top 15. So is there a chance they trade J.J. McCarthy?
I think all options will be on the table if and when they decide Sam Darnold is the guy. He's only 27. I know. It feels like he's been around forever, and he turns 28 next June. So this is a guy you could have for five, seven, ten years. And you drafted J.J. McCarthy because you're looking for a franchise quarterback, and then one kind of stumbled into your lap. So if there's a team out there that's willing to make the Vikings an offer that they won't refuse, then –
then you do it. If it gives you opportunities to get young players, cheap players, high draft picks, if you can do that, then it's easy to justify. And look at what the 49ers did. They gladly threw Trey Lance overboard because they stumbled into Brock Purdy. And, you know, the 49ers,
There's no one to blame. Shit happens. We stumbled into Brock Purdy, and he's so good that we can't let him go. We can't bench him. We can't go with Trey Lance. So they give Trey Lance away for nothing in comparison to what they gave up to get him. And I think the Vikings get a hell of a lot more for J.J. McCarthy than the 49ers got –
for Trey Lance if that's what they decide to do. Or they could just play it out a couple years. You could let Darnold be the starter for two more years, let McCarthy learn for a total of three years, and then flip to McCarthy at the appropriate time. What would that be? 2027, McCarthy becomes the starter. That's another option that I think is on the table. Yeah, I don't know why they would get rid of him right now unless a team came in and offered a high first-round pick for him.
Outside of that, I don't get why the Vikings would move on. And there's an argument out there that the Vikings should tag and trade Sam Darnold and just go with McCarthy. But the big unknown with McCarthy is we don't know if he can play.
He's like any other unscratched lottery ticket at this point. We know Darnold can play. We don't know that McCarthy can. So it becomes dangerous to move on from Darnold and hand the ball to McCarthy. Although I think O'Connell would do a pretty good job of getting the most out of McCarthy if he had to. Yeah, I agree with that. So you mentioned Trey Lance. Is there any chance that Trey Lance gets meaningful minutes this weekend? Isn't it weird that they just refuse –
to use him at one point I thought it was a bizarre sort of we don't want people to realize how good he is so we can sign him back to be the backup next year but at some point it's just ridiculous yeah you just put the guy out there his contract expires after this season he's going to be a free agent and I mean Cooper Rush hasn't been bad and Cooper Rush has a good one loss record
But it's just odd to me that Trey Lance hasn't been able to earn playing time. And I don't know what the Cowboys ultimate motivation is. And, you know, who knows what they're going to do. And I think Jerry Jones loves the fact that we don't know what they're going to do. And we talk about what they're going to do, whether it's about Trey Lance, whether it's about Mike McCarthy, whether it's about anything. He just wants to give us things to talk about. Yeah. So with Mike McCarthy, I mean, people have been talking about like getting him fired. Mike McCarthy, his contract expires.
So after the end of the season, what does that process look like? Are they going to start negotiating or are they going to just be like, do you think they'll just say, hey, Mike, nature ran its course. Good luck. Godspeed. See you around. Jerry Jones has said that it's something that will be a topic next week and they love to take over the news cycle if they can. I could see Jerry Jones dropping his decision on Mike McCarthy directly.
During a playoff game or right before a playoff game. Remember the Dak Prescott contract, the news of that hit during the pregame shows before the first Sunday of the regular season. He knows how to commandeer the news cycle. And I think at some point next week, we'll find out whether or not McCarthy's coming back. But.
because that contract expires. Mike McCarthy, if he wants to, when you think about everything Jerry Jones has put him through, forcing him to coach out his contract, saying, I think people work better if they're under pressure, and all the other crap that he's had to deal with, wouldn't it be great if somebody else was interested in Mike McCarthy, and he just said to Jerry Jones, I don't want your job. Go find somebody else.
And Jerry would like at least the dance, at least the drama, because he loves it when the Cowboys are able to consume our attention, even in a year when they're horrible. Not horrible, but they're worse than they were expected to be. They're still commanding our attention. But McCarthy will be a free agent and could go anywhere he wants. So when does he hit free agency? When is his contract expired?
They draft the contracts so that they usually expire in February or something like that. I can't imagine he wouldn't be available to talk to other teams right away, that he would need some sort of dispensation from the league. But...
because it happens so rarely, it's a great question. And I'm going to make a mental note to find out exactly when he's a free agent. We assume it's after the game, but that's a good question. Your instincts are good. Great question. Yeah. You're making me proud of the internet son. 2025. But,
I assume that he's free and clear, but he might not be because these contracts are written to expire at a certain date, usually after the regular season ends. And he may be strapped if the Cowboys want to play hardball. I feel like it would be after the Super Bowl, right? Like in the event that the Cowboys had made the Super Bowl this year, you don't want to lose your coach in January. But you could also do the – But if you're done. If you're done, obviously if you're still alive, he's not going to get hired out from under you in the playoffs. Right.
But when you're done, does it end then? Or is there some artificial buffer that gives the Cowboys exclusive negotiating rights while all the other jobs fill up? It's like, hey, sorry, Mike, there's no other jobs out there for you. You got to take our offer. Is he just going to have to go into the office and just kind of sit in his room and just wait for Jerry to call him into his office? Hope someone talks to him. Yeah. Mike.
I hate to bring up my Bears because they're so goddamn bad, but this recent report is making me very nervous and I want you to tell me it's not true. I heard through the grapevine, or I saw it online and who knows, that Ryan Poles is trying to softly push the Bears away from potentially hiring Ben Johnson because Ben Johnson would kick out Ryan Poles and it looks like
Ryan Poles might try to hire Brian Flores, who was a teammate of Ryan Poles at Boston College for a year, which would be the death of Caleb Williams if Brian Flores, I mean, what he did to Tua. What's going on? What the fuck is going on? Why can't they just do something right and just be like, hey, we have a clean slate and
Get rid of Ryan Poles. Let a coach come in. Let him bring the person that he wants to bring in. Have them both lockstep. For once, have it be clean and everyone going in the same direction. Right.
Right after they fired Matt Eberflus, I started poking around to figure out what the Bears would be doing, where they'd be looking, what their focus would be, would become. And I was told in no uncertain terms, their number one objective is to get the most out of Caleb Williams overall.
over the long haul. They view him as a franchise quarterback. They just need to get the most out of him. And the person I spoke to that caused me to say, so you're getting an offensive guy. You got to get an offensive guy because otherwise you get a defensive coach who hires an offensive coordinator. Things start going well. The offensive coordinator says, see you later. I'm going to go be a head coach somewhere else. Find another offensive coordinator to get the most out of Caleb Williams. You want a Sean Payton, Drew Brees situation. I was told they're not closing any doors when it comes to which side of the ball the coach comes from.
But yeah, offensive coach seems to be the message that the Bears are sending as it relates to this desire to get the most out of Williams.
But these palace intrigue questions are real. We've seen them before. And Ryan Poles isn't going to want to hire the guy that's going to eventually push him out the door. He doesn't want a guy that he's not going to be on the same page with who's going to come in, have success and try to take over. And it's critical that the GM and the head coach be on the same page. They should have equal accountability. There should be no avenue for the GM to try to undermine the coach if things are going poorly, no avenue for the coach to undermine the GM. And
That's unfortunate if that's true, and I saw that as well. If Ryan Poles is going to be disinclined to go after Ben Johnson because he wants to protect his own turf, that's when you have to ask the tough question, do we just hit the reset button here? But they won't. Do we just do a clean sweep? That's what a real organization would do, but they won't. It's such an awkward situation.
To have a GM who's on the hot seat interviewing for a coach, like it makes no sense. Why can't they? I know the answer why, but like the most logical thing is if you have even doubts about Ryan Poles, just get rid of him right now. It's the same as Matty Berfuse last year when you kept him even though there was doubts and you could have gotten Harbaugh or someone else. Like just do the right thing. Otherwise, you're going to get a coach and then fire the GM in a year and then it's going to be the whole thing again.
What's harder to find? A good GM or a good head coach? What's more important? A good GM or a good head coach? I actually don't know. I don't know. I honestly... I think it's a good coach. I think a good coach goes a long way toward making up for bad personnel decisions. Look at Bill Belichick. He was such a good coach, he was able to make up for shitty personnel decisions that he made. But the real answer is, and I kind of agree, I would lean towards coach, but the real answer is a coach and a GM who work well together. Right. Right.
That's the real answer. It's the two guys who are going to be working, and their vision is the same. Because you can't have a GM who's got one vision for the team and a coach who's got a different. That will never work, and that's what the Bears are going to end up doing. Well, and that's why I think Bill Belichick ultimately –
Had no one interested in him, because even if he comes back without final say over personnel, OK, fine. This GM who's 30 years younger than him is going to draft a guy that Belichick doesn't want. So Belichick's going to put him at the bottom of the depth chart.
There's a lot of ways that the coach and the GM can butt heads if they don't have a shared vision for the players they need, the systems they run, and equal accountability. So we either both fail or we both succeed. Right. So look, if...
if there's any truth to an idea that Ben Johnson wants to make a power play on the way through the door, or he'll make one once he gets some wins and that creates hesitation. If there's anything other than making the bears as good as they can be, that's influencing these decisions. That's a sign that,
of a dysfunctional team because as you said years ago and I use it all the time and I attribute it to as much as I can dysfunctional teams do dysfunctional things every time every time they get a chance all right so uh the current openings we know the current openings the Saints the Bears uh the Jets uh
what other openings are there going to be come Black Monday? Who is your hearing right now is gone? You know, there isn't like a clear, obvious list of definite openings. We've been waiting for Jacksonville ever since their bye week, and it felt
like it was a done deal going into the bye week for whatever reason. Shad Khan, the owner of the team, didn't fire Doug Peterson then, but it was such a bad season. Can't imagine him coming back for another year, especially after Khan in late August said this is the best team the Jaguars have ever compiled. How do you live with that statement and say, oh, it's fine that we were four and 13 or whatever the record is. So I think Jacksonville is at the top of the list. New England is one to watch, although I think Gerard Mayo is going to get another year.
Devin McCourty was on PFT Live on Tuesday and he spent some time around that team this year and he got the impression that guys in the building aren't sure what's going to happen. So if Gerard Mayo is safe, he hasn't gotten the memo yet. And I don't know what the Patriots are thinking there, but
they could decide, in theory, they could decide to just rip the Band-Aid off and move on after one year and try to hire somebody like a Brian Flores whose ship seemingly will be coming in this year, whether it's Chicago, whether it's New England, whether it's somewhere else. The other ones that would stand out, and I'm running through the divisions in my mind here, we look at the Giants. Mm-hmm.
as a place where how can you justify doing nothing if you're John Mara when they had one of the worst seasons in franchise history? What a way to celebrate your 100th anniversary as an organization with your franchise record longest losing streak. If they lose on Sunday, it'll be the record for the most losses in a season.
And those are those are the big ones. The cults are another one that I think has come onto the radar screen recently. And I was asking someone today who's among the pool of candidates to take these jobs.
And the message I got is there's always a few surprises. And that's got me wondering what people on the inside who are in the process of being interviewed at some point, whether they might know about where things are going to pop open. But we see it every year. It's a surprise when there isn't a surprise opening during that hiring cycle. All right. So two other teams that you didn't mention. One is
The Arizona Cardinals. Is there any chance that they move on from Gannon there? And then the second is the Raiders. I didn't mention the Raiders and I should have because it feels like something's going to happen in Las Vegas. You have to factor in the owner. And Mark Davis tolerated losing football under John Gruden because John Gruden was his buddy. And if Antonio Pierce is now Mark Davis's buddy, Mark Davis will tolerate losing football because Gruden,
There's multiple ways to define success as an NFL team. One is how much money are you making? And the Raiders are making more money than they ever have before because they're in Las Vegas. They got that prime market and they're making a ton of money. Stadium's always full, even if it's not Raiders fans. So I don't know what his tolerance is for being successful.
perpetually a non contender if it's high if it's higher than it seems then Antonio Pierce is out after one year but that one is weird especially when you throw in the Tom Brady influence or lack thereof and when will Tom Brady be more involved and Mark Davis says we're not gonna bother him while he's still working for Fox and they've got the Super Bowl so that one is just kind of got a weird vibe to it because you don't know what the owner really wants with the Cardinals
You look at 105 years, they've never had a coach longer than six seasons. They've had two guys, Jim Hannafin and Ken Wisenhunt made it six seasons. Nobody else made it that long. Gannon's got two years. This year was a disappointment relative to how they started. I think he gets one more year, but that's the thing with these jobs. You always have to factor in ownership because it's one group, typically one person making the decision to
And you can have, you know, 10 people make 10 different decisions with the same set of facts. Yeah. What I love about you, Mike, is you've been all over the Tom Brady rules. So like every time there's a seeming conflict of interest, I feel like I hear it from you. So what's the latest on that? What was he allowed to do last week that he shouldn't have been allowed to do? Well, he's one of the voters. Yeah.
Thank you. No, it's great. You're on top of it. You're an important voice because nobody else is doing it. I know we live in a time where standards don't matter anymore and just do whatever you want to do. It doesn't care. Nobody cares. But when you think about this, the idea that any owner of an NFL team would have a vote on league-wide awards is
It's preposterous. It would never even be a conversation. No one would ever even have the guts to suggest it.
And with Tom Brady, what I can't understand is, is he like the NFL's version of Michael Scott who has no self-awareness whatsoever? Or is he hyper aware of the fact that he can do whatever the fuck he wants and he's going to do it? I think I think that's probably that. Yeah. But there's a chance he just kind of he just kind of, you know, nobody ever tells me no. So I'm just going to do whatever I want to do. And I never stopped to think that there might be some ramifications here that are a bad look for me. Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, the conflict of interest thing is interesting because everybody, we all have our biases. You're wearing a Minnesota Vikings shirt right now. It's one thing to be a fan of a team and set that aside when it's time to do the right thing. It's another thing to have a fiduciary duty to that team as a part owner who holds 10% of the equity. It's impossible. You know, when I practice law, there are two types of conflict of interest. Wait, you practice law?
Shut up. I mean, if I just say it without the setup, people will think, what the fuck does this guy know? Shut up about the legal system. There are certain conflicts of interest that can be waived once the client understands what they are. And then there are some that just cannot be waived. And the idea that an owner would be voting on league wide awards, that seems to be a non-waivable inherent conflict of interest. And I think after the season, the AP will find a way to clean it up. I think it just fell through the cracks.
And it wasn't until last week that they were like, oh shit, he still has a vote and he's officially an owner now. Yeah. I'm a part owner of the Green Bay Packers, but I'm still right down the middle when we talk. Or Goldfish was an owner. Give back to me when you buy about 300,000 more shares. Mike, is there a team... So we talked about all the openings we think, and you alluded to it, like there's always could be a surprise. Last year, Pete Carroll was a little bit of a surprise. Yeah, big surprise. Right. So is there a team that you've maybe even heard a little bit of rumblings where it's like...
They don't know what they're going to do. It's not a matter of rumblings. It's just a matter of feel. And it's a matter of what patterns have we seen in the past? And it also depends on how the playoffs go. Yeah. If the...
and i don't want to turn this into a bigger thing than it would be but you know there have been occasions in the past where maybe it's run its course between the ravens and john harbaugh and there's been rumblings in the past at times that maybe it's time for a fresh start for everyone if they go one and done in the playoffs this year would that vibe return i wouldn't rule it out last year mike tomlin there was a lot of what's he gonna do and
We reported at the time that he wasn't going to make any decisions until their playoff run was over. And when it ended, he made a pretty quick decision to come back.
If they go one and out again, does he continue to renew his vows with the Steelers? I don't know. There isn't the same noise this year as there was last year, but you just never know when everything's going to align and it's either the guy wants out or the team wants to make a change. And there's only so many years that I think a guy can make it. It's amazing how long Harbaugh and Tomlin have been where they are in today's NFL. And sometimes you can just make the argument for both sides.
That it makes sense to have a fresh start. And I'm not saying it's going to happen. I'm just saying that's how surprises happen. Because things go on behind the scenes unrelated to losses, unrelated to failed performance that cause people to say, we just need to do something else here. We got the Cleveland Browns. We both love Stefanski. We think he's a great coach. Things have been very weird in Cleveland this season. It's just been a weird year. Like, I don't know what...
type of decision making was going on behind the scenes, how they were determining who the starting quarterback was going to be week to week. But is there any chance that Stefanski gets the ax? My read on the Browns situation is pretty simple. A couple of years ago, what was it, 2022, they got into the Deshaun Watson pursuit. There were four teams. And credit to the Texans. They took a situation where a guy hadn't played football in a year.
And they created a four team competition for his services. And they like pre-qualified them for the loan when you're buying a house. Like you had to tell us ahead of time what you're going to give us in trade and we have to say it's okay. And once we know it's okay, we'll let the four of you figure it out with Deshaun Watson as to where he's going to go. And it was the Browns, the Panthers, the Saints, and the Falcons. And once it got out that the Browns were involved, that destroyed their relationship with Baker Mayfield. And then Deshaun Watson was
said to the Browns before any of the teams, I'm not interested in you. So I think that's the moment that ownership said, forget it. We're going to make this guy an offer that there's no way he's going to say no to it. Five years, 46 million per year, fully guaranteed.
And they've been working to justify that horrible contract and trade. Three first round picks plus three other picks given up. Worst trade and sign deal in NFL history when you factor in what they gave up, what those guys could have been, and the money that's tied their hands and the salary cap issues. I just think it's been stubbornness that's kept Deshaun Watson under center. And I think Jimmy Haslam, who's, I believe, at the root of it, the owner of the team, I think he's...
flexible to realize it's not the fault of Andrew Berry, the GM, or Kevin Stefanski, the head coach. They were just doing what Jimmy Haslam wanted them to do. That's happened before, and it doesn't insulate people when it's time for folks to get fired. But Haslam's already indicated back in December that
That he's not going to change coach or GM. That's not binding. But the Browns are kind of off that radar screen because of the things Haslam had said. But dysfunctional teams do dysfunctional things. And maybe Jimmy Haslam wakes up one day next week and says, screw it. I'm going to get a clean sweep here and start over. And, I mean, Stefanski, I feel like would get a job right away. I mean, he's a phenomenal coach. He's a two-time coach of the year. Like, he's a great coach.
He took the Browns to playoffs the first time in forever. He's been put in a situation that I don't think is fair to him.
Yeah, I don't know that it would be the same as if like a Mike Tomlin got fired. I think if Mike Tomlin would ever get fired or leave Pittsburgh, they'd be lining up out the door to try to hire Mike Tomlin. But two-time coach of the year, you're right. That's a misleading award. Coach of the year just means you're the head coach of the team that surprised us the most. And anytime the Browns do anything good, it's a surprise. So let's make him coach of the year. But still, to do well amid the dysfunction that is the Cleveland Browns is impressive. Yeah. Where's Mike Vrabel going to coach next year? Because it feels like
he has maybe not by his own choosing. Cause I probably think, I think he probably wanted a job last year, but what's happened in this year off is he's basically got every team has been linked to him in some way. And it feels like he will be at the top of the list. He and Ben Johnson to pick wherever they want to go. That's been the vibe for about a month now that the two no brainers who will have options to coach next year are Ben Johnson and Mike Vrabel. Beyond that,
We just don't know how it's going to shake out. And Vrabel has been linked to the Raiders because once Tom Brady is done with his season and he's whispering into Mark Davis's ear, Vrabel is the guy that Brady would want because they're friends and it goes back years. There's a point Sims has made, and I think he's right. I think Vrabel would be perfect for one of the New York teams.
Because Rabel's got the right personality to deal with the New York fans and the New York media. It's almost like Parcells where he just doesn't fuck around and he can be abrasive in a charming way. That's how Parcells was. Like he'd say things that were hostile, but it was kind of funny.
And I think Vrabel would be good if he wants to subject himself to that. I don't know. Do you want to subject yourself to being the head coach of the Jets? Do you want to be the head coach of the Giants? I don't know. But I think a guy like Vrabel, and there aren't many guys like this, he would do well in that market. And I think both of those teams need to be considering very seriously trying to make a run at Vrabel because that may be exactly what they need to stabilize things in the eyes of the media and the eyes of the fans. Has he lost weight this offseason so he's less intimidating?
Well, who was it that wasn't that one of those occasions for firing him in Tennessee with some weird shit like that? Again, dysfunctional teams do dysfunctional things. I think Brian Callahan could be done in Tennessee just because look at how erratic they've been and look at the rash decisions they've made in Nashville with head coaches. They never should have fired Mike Vrabel. But I think Vrabel offended the owner in some way. And hey, that's the reality of working for a mom and pop shop, multi-billion dollar football operations.
that's run like a family food truck. Not just that one. No, I mean, the Bears are the same way. I don't think they'd hire Mike Vrabel because he's too much of an alpha, and George McCaskey would have to hide under his desk every time he walked down the hall. I think you're right about him in the New York market, though, because he has a way of he'll be a little bit hostile, but it'll still give you good copy as a reporter. Yeah. The headlines will be funny and entertaining. And he wouldn't be bothered by it. Yeah, he wouldn't be bothered by it either. Yeah.
We've made him an offer if he wants to come to Chicago. We offered, what was it, Wednesdays on part of my take? Wednesdays on part of my take. He gets to do an exclusive interview. Hank is his butler. Yep. We've given him a lot of options. So Chicago is in play for Mike Vrabel right now. Hey, actually, this just popped my head. I hope this is not going to be the case, but our colleague, John Gruden...
Is there anyone who's kicking the tires on that? Now, obviously, if Gruden wants to take a job, I'd be very happy for him, but I selfishly want him to stay at Barstool. His name has been on the fringes of the chatter for two months now. Here's the reality, though.
Set aside the emails and, you know, it's been three years and we've seen people come back from from worse than the emails. And I'm not justifying it. I'm just saying the passage of time causes things to dissipate. He still has active litigation against the NFL and Goodell.
So what you have and we talked about the Browns earlier when they made that big contract offer to Deshaun Watson, it pissed everyone off because now we got to have more guaranteed contracts for quarterbacks. There's still an arbitration that's looming or pending over not giving players guaranteed contracts. Thanks to what the Browns did. If you hire Gruden, you're going to have some pissed off people at 345 Park Avenue.
Headlined by the guy that runs the show whose name's on every football. So you better be damn sure that this is something that's going to work because there's going to be blowback one way or the other. And maybe they settle the case beforehand. I don't know, but it's a lot there. And this is the other side of it too. And I love Gruden. I love Gruden. But when you start looking at his history as a coach. Sounds like you don't love Gruden. Okay. I've defended him.
vehemently in this litigation. Put your gun up, Max. Go ahead, continue. But it sounds like you're about to say something. PFT, put your gun up.
Go ahead. Hey, hey, just let me say this. Look at his regular season win percentage. Compare it to Jeff Fisher's. That's all I'm saying. Also a great head coach. Another gun. I got another gun. Listen, and compare Mike McCarthy's win-loss percentage to Gruden's. That's all I'm saying. That's the difference. Fat. All right.
Okay. So you're saying, actually, I mean, a guy that has a pending lawsuit against the NFL would be a perfect fit for the Raiders. Yeah. Maybe he could be a Raiders head coach. Wouldn't it be something if Mark Davis hired him back? Yeah. Let me just say this, too, because I don't think people understand this. In this age of legalized gambling, somebody decided five games into a season in 2021 to
to peel off emails and to weaponize them to get John Gruden fired. Forget about whether it was right or wrong. Somebody fucked with the integrity of a season five games into it. I mean, if you had a futures bet on the Raiders to make the playoffs, although they did win the Super Bowl, whatever the case may be, they're always so big on the integrity of the season. Somebody connected the NFL and not many people had access to those emails.
Specifically said, I want this guy out five games in. And that's something that I hope his lawsuit goes forward and we find out who did it, because I think there's a lot of accountability there that may never be properly meted out and hashed out.
Because that's as wrong as it gets as it relates to the overall integrity of a given football season to take out a team's head coach five games into it. If you were a betting man, would you say that there would be good odds on somebody who's named rhymed with Spruce Fallon? That was behind the leaking of that email?
I don't know that it was him. I don't know. Because, look, the accusation is it was the league and that Goodell was part of it. And until we get a chance to see how the lawsuit plays out, we won't know. It shouldn't be hard to recreate who it was that took those emails and sent them to The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal with the clear goal of taking out Gruden. It could have been Dan Snyder. It could have been Roger Goodell.
I don't know that Bruce Allen even had access to those emails by then. Because what happened was they had the investigation. What's her name? Beth Wilkinson. She did her investigation. They had the emails. Somebody who had access to the 600,000 documents found those, removed those, leaked those, and took out Gruden. Mike, I forgot the question I was going to ask. Mike. Fuck. Wait, hold on. I got a good one. I got a good one. Let me know because I'm ready to fire.
You're getting old. You're turning 50 this year. Your brain's starting to go. Shut the fuck up. You're like 85 years old. Go, PFT. Mike, did you want to wish us happy birthday month? Happy birthday month. Thank you. Happy birthday month. Great question. How is it that Big Cat's going to be 50, but you're only going to be 40? I don't understand how that works. It's crazy. It's weird. Yeah, you age in dad years. Mike, you're short. You've got a short face, Mike. You've got a short face. I have a real question for you. You talked about playoff teams. Sometimes there's a disappointment in the playoffs.
and a team decides to move on. Last year, there was a lot of buzz around the Philadelphia Eagles. If it's like a bad loss, I'm not saying that, I'm not saying Sirianni's had a bad season. He's had a very good season, in fact. And he's a great guy. But a bad loss. And he's a good friend to Max. Yeah, but a bad loss. But if he has a real bad loss.
They had a real bad loss. Real bad. Like a blowout. Like the Packers roll in there and he like cries at halftime. They forget how to hike. And tries to fight Matt LaFleur. You know, and it's embarrassing and they lose by 30, 40 points. Yeah. You think there's any chance that Philadelphia moves on from him? They had a real bad loss last year, though.
And before they had the real bad loss to Tampa Bay, 32-9 in the wildcard round, they lost all those games down the stretch. But for, what was it, the Christmas Day game against the Giants, they lost all their games after starting 10-1. And it didn't happen then. Remember that shot of Jeff Lurie sitting in the suite in Tampa Bay? It was like this perfect combination of rage and rage.
amazement and confusion all in one. And we were waiting to see whether or not they'd fire him and try to go after Bill Belichick.
It didn't happen then. I think they've been good enough now that even if they get blown off the field, and do you really think, they're one of the most talented teams out there. I can't imagine that happening. But there's just enough weirdness that happens with Sirianni. You know, the stuff with Zach Ertz, giving the fans the business after the Browns game.
um what else there was some there was a clip after one of the games where like he was trying to talk to somebody on the sidelines they were like openly ignoring him like there's just enough weird there that makes you wonder how sustainable it is but then you look at the record that's the thing look at the record he's damn good is there is there a situation where they're good despite him and they'd be even better with somebody else i don't think jeffrey lori wants to you know roll those dice yeah uh i've remembered my question mike
After LeBron said that the NBA owns Christmas Day, how many games are we going to get on Christmas Day next year? It's going to be a continuous loop. It's going to be all day Christmas Eve and all day Christmas Day. Look, the numbers speak for themselves. And
I don't know what the numbers would have been if the two games on Netflix had been on broadcast TV. Would they have hit 30 million? Would they have been 35 million? We got 38.9 or 39.8 million who watched Giants Cowboys, a shit Thanksgiving game in that middle window. These were real games. Steelers, Chiefs, real game. Ravens, Texans. I mean, until they started playing it, real game.
If those would have been on regular TV, the numbers would have been even worse. And the NFL went easy on them. They didn't play on New Year's on Christmas Eve and they didn't play a great game on Christmas night. I think the bottom line is Christmas football is here to stay whatever day of the week. Jerry Jones made it clear last week. We already knew they're going to play whenever Christmas is. Wednesday is the hardest day to pull it off. The other days they're going to do it. Here's the question I have.
Because in the past, when Christmas lands on a Sunday, they play the bulk of the games on Saturday. I wonder if the next time Christmas lands on a Sunday, it's not for like another 10 years. Will they just say, fuck it? We're doing our regular schedule on Sunday where everybody's in the pool. It's Christmas. It's a Sunday. We're not going to shy away from that. We're going to completely and totally own it. That would rock. That would. Yeah, maybe. I feel like they'd probably stick to the Saturday, though.
They would probably split it evenly. Yeah, because you want it to be like appointment television for certain games on Christmas. Otherwise, like... Or it's just your full-blown schedule. Think about it. Your full-blown schedule on a day when everybody is home and everybody's looking for something to do. Let's tune into Red Zone. Let's flip on this game. Let's go... I mean, the numbers could go through the roof in comparison to what they ordinarily are, but it's not like until 2033 or something like that. So, you know, some of us will be dead by then. Do you think, Cadell...
sees that from LeBron and is like, oh, okay. Get ready to learn Cowboys-Eagles, Bills-Chiefs. We're going to fucking drop the hammer next year.
I think it's like the old line from Mad Men when Jon Hamm says, I don't even think about you. Okay. I think that's his reaction. Yeah, but I think he would say that, but I think he really does think about the NBA. He wants to just twist that knife. They put it on streaming so he couldn't even change the channel. Yeah. You couldn't even flip over to the NBA games.
Yeah, and it's going to keep getting bigger and bigger. I mean, the NFL is by far the biggest attraction in the United States, and they want to make it global. It's a hundred-year thing. We'll definitely be dead by the time it comes to full bloom. But, you know, there would have been a time when people would have laughed at the idea of football overtaking baseball in the United States. And I'm sure deep down they'd love to overtake soccer one of these days. That'll probably never happen. But I would have said the same thing in the 70s about baseball and football. Yeah.
Crazy. So, all right, playoffs coming up. What teams do you think can win the Super Bowl? Well, the Eagles, the Lions, the Chiefs, the Bills, the Ravens. The answer is every team that gets in the playoffs. No, well, yeah, I mean... Technically, right? Chip in the chair. You've seen wildcard teams win before, Mike. Fine, I know, but it feels like...
It feels like there's a cluster of teams that rise above the rest. Yeah, no, you're right. Keep going. Sorry. I just had to throw that in there because you said I was going to be 50. You know, I've dealt with you for so fucking long. You're a smartass that just doesn't even register anymore. There's no dominant team. The Lions had some dominant wins earlier in the year. They beat the Jaguars like 52-6. They blew the Cowboys off the field. But since Thanksgiving when the Bears almost forced overtime, remember that game when the Bears like fucked up the clock? Timeouts. They're tough to deal with.
They've been in close games pretty much every week since then. There is no team that's just going to show up and kick your ass like the 85 Bears. There's nothing close to that. So, I mean... You're going to have Chiefs fans mad at you. You're going to have Chiefs fans mad at you. I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you out, Mike, because you're going to get a lot of shit from Chiefs fans. But they don't.
but they don't blow anybody out. The win over the Steelers was the most impressive win of the year by 19 points. But all they got to do is win one game to get to the Super Bowl. Two. Well, I mean, they're... No, I have no... I'll say right now they're in the AFC Championship game.
But what if the Bengals show up? I don't think they're worried about the Bengals. The Bengals are not a good football team. Joe Burrow in that offense is phenomenal and out of this world. Their defense is trash. The fact that they need not only to win, but they need two other games to go their way. Doesn't that tell you what type of team they've had as a season? Oh, absolutely. But
also, Joe Burrow transforms into a next-level superhero when the playoffs roll around. And he's gone toe-to-toe with Patrick Mahomes multiple times. He's the only active player, only active quarterback who has beaten the Chiefs in the postseason. It really is amazing, though. And the Chiefs' history, and Mahomes doesn't make the Pro Bowl, which is laughable at one level, but you look at the numbers this year and you can see why he didn't. But
his worst outcome since he became a starter in 2018 is losing in overtime of the AFC championship. That's his floor. I mean, for a lot of teams, they haven't even done that for the Vikings since 1976, their best case scenario is losing an overtime of the NFC championship once.
Yeah. Mahomes has done it twice. That's his worst outcome. It's uncanny. So I agree. It's going to be very hard to go to Arrowhead Stadium and win, but they're not dominating people. That's the point. There's no one that's just showing up and kicking your ass each and every week. But here's the thing. The teams that they would have to play would be either the Bengals or
or maybe the Steelers, right? Yeah, or possibly the Chargers. Broncos. Broncos or Chargers. Possibly the Broncos. Yeah, I feel like, you know, the real matchup is them against the Bills or them against the Ravens. Correct. I agree with you completely. And,
and they might work it in a way that they avoid both of them. Maybe the bills and Ravens end up playing each other in the divisional round. So they only have to play one of them. Mike, give me a path. Cause I just want to fantasize. They definitely won't have to play both of them. Oh, I guess if the Steelers win, they could end up drawing the Ravens in the division. So you think Bailey Zappy is going to beat Lamar Jackson? Well,
No. Was it 17 and a half points? You know what? Wouldn't it be the Browns that would fuck up the last act of a clear tank? Yeah, it would be. And win with Bailey Zappi? Because I do think the Browns are very live to get the one pick. I don't think it's crazy for the Browns to lose, the Titans to win, and the Patriots to win. The Browns have the one pick. And it's different if the Browns won it.
The other teams, they don't care. The Browns, organizationally, top to bottom, they want it, and they've done a good job of positioning themselves for it. So you're right. You're right. They win the division. They won't meet in the divisional round, and it would be if the Ravens win and the Bills win in the wildcard round, they'll end up playing each other in the divisional round, and the Chiefs will get the lowest team left. You're right. Mike, can I just fantasize? Just talk me through this. What is the path that the Commanders could make it to the Super Bowl? Well...
If you can avoid the Eagles, which is doable. I want the Eagles. It's not crazy. It's not crazy. I mean, you win and you don't have to go to Philadelphia. You're going to go to L.A. or Tampa, right? Jaden Daniels, it feels like he's busted through the rookie wall. There was a period of time where he's either hurt or he's fatigued. Lately, he's been phenomenal. MVP chance on Sunday night. He had some interceptions, though. Don't forget about the interceptions.
Well, that's all right. They're doing better than anyone expected. And they fought through that lull that they slipped into. They slipped into a spot where it's like, okay, you know, the chariots turned back into a pumpkin. It's over for the commanders. They came out the other side of it and they've been winning. And a team like that can be dangerous. When you get to the playoffs and you're on house money and you don't give a shit and you just go out and play and you have confidence that you can make it happen. And Jaden Daniels has been amazing.
You know, better than anybody expected. When we were at the scouting combine and we were meeting with defensive players and we asked as many of them as we could remember to ask, who's the best guy you ever faced in college? The SEC guys all said without hesitation, Jaden Daniels, because he's there and then he's gone. And we've seen it. We've seen it come to fruition. So with a guy like Jaden Daniels, because when we see low seeds in the past, make a deep run.
The common denominator for those teams is to have a great quarterback. And even though he's a rookie, he's already in that list of great quarterbacks. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, they can make some noise. Where's your pack? I think they can make some noise. Stay away from the Eagles. Stay away from the Eagles. Make some noise. If the Packers take out the Eagles in the first round, we beat the Bucs.
weird stuff starts to happen. It's not going to happen this year, but I just want to think about it. You know, there's a way that the team that loses on Sunday night only has one road game in the playoffs because those wildcard teams could go in. You get the Packers at the Eagles.
the Packers could win. You get the commanders at the Bucks or the Rams, they could win. And then the five seed wins at the four seed. All of a sudden, the teams left are one, five, six, and seven. The five seeds host a divisional round game. And if the seven seed upends the Vikings or the Lions, the five seeds host the NFC Championship. Or the six seed hosts the NFC Championship. That could happen. That's the path. That is the path right there. Okay, cool. Packers, commanders...
At Raljohn. Yeah, that's it. And I'll be, I'll fucking wear your Sam Howell jersey. Yeah. Yeah, I'll fucking get into that. All right, Mike, last question. By the way, everyone go to Amazon and buy Mike's book. 99 cents.
Make sure you say the e-book. The print edition is at 99 cents. Paper ain't free. That was my New Year's resolution, my first one in 21 years. Because I want to encourage people to read. People view reading as a chore. They view it as work. You do. I send you all my books. You never read them because you view it as work. You have associations at school and you don't want to do it. I'm trying to get people to read in 2025. Mike, Mike, Mike.
I not only didn't read it, I have even taken out of the package. Yeah. There you go. I've got it right behind me. I read the cover every day. I think it's a great book. Thank you. Because my friend made it. Yeah. So I, and everyone should read it. You know what? Pitch me real quick. No, no, no, no, no, no. Pitch me. One of my New Year's resolutions is to read a book this year.
Pitch me on your book. Okay. Father of Mine is a mob tale set in West Virginia in the earth. All right. Fuck you.
Ask me about my fantasy team. We finished in third place this year. Yeah. We're a big fantasy podcast now. We are. Jerry O'Connell's talked to... Actually, we might fire Jerry O'Connell and have his wife do it next year. Yeah. I feel like it should be good. Please do buy Mike's book. You know what? I'm going to read two books this year, and one of them is going to be Father of Mine. Well, read Father of Mine in the sequel. Once you finish Father of Mine, you'll want to read the next one. You're signing me up for another one? Wait, so what's the sequel? The sequel is Son of Mine. So it's basically like the Old Testament and the New Testament. Exactly. Exactly.
All right, the new Bible. Now I'm doing the next one, which I guess is essentially Revelation. Scientology. Everclear. You ever heard of that band? Father of Mine. Great song. Yeah. It's a great title. Titles aren't protected by copyright law. You know how I learned that?
How? Pardon my take. He's practiced law. But I think there is some rules because we tried to make a book that was just a New York Times bestseller was the title. That's good. No, you can't do that. That's really good. You can't do that. Mike, as a lawyer, could we name our book a New York Times bestseller by John Grisham?
I think that would probably be pushing the limits of the law. That would require, what do they call that? It's a case of first impression. All the way to the Supreme Court. Legal minds from all over the world would be studying it. Harry Potter 9. All right, but last question. Roback question. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Promo code TAKE. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com. Promo code TAKE.
Give us one Florio story we're working on. Oh, you know what? Actually, I don't know why we didn't do this. What's going to happen with Aaron Rodgers and the Jets?
I think Aaron Rodgers doesn't want to come back to the Jets, but he wants them to be the ones that break up with him. He's been needling Woody Johnson. Every time he's on McAfee's show, he says some snarky thing about Woody Johnson. No, I might be fired by a teenager. I think he wants them to end it, and then he'll see if anyone out there really wants him. And if no one does, he's decided to retire. But if somebody that he deems worthy of his services wants him, and I'm fascinated by the possibility of him going to Pittsburgh. Mm.
Remember that video of him and Mike Tomlin kind of making googly eyes at each other? And yeah, not, you know, it's like that Sopranos gif where they're, you know, it's Christopher and Patsy are doing this.
I feel like that tracks with what the Steelers are currently doing at quarterback, which is we don't know how to develop one. Let's just go find a veteran and plug him in. But if he finds a team that wants him and he wants to play for them, then he'll play for another team next year. And he'll use the Jets not wanting him as a motivation, even though he says it, but I don't believe that he wants to play for the Jets. And he knows what a shit show it is there. Aaron Rodgers and George Pickens.
That would be fun. They don't speak the same language. That would be so fun. He said it's the best two years of his life, though, in New York. Yeah. Yeah, which tells you his priorities are completely out of whack. They were horrible. He was injured all of last year. They were horrible this year. How does that become the best year of your life when you won a Super Bowl and you're a four-time MVP? I think it's just something you say. He's hung out with a lot of friends. Yeah, you just say it. Metalhead, great people. Here's a crazy one, and we'll end with this because we've got to go watch Notre Dame in Georgia.
If Brock Purdy's elbows kind of fucked up, Aaron Rodgers finishes where the team that should have drafted him? No. No, that won't happen. Why not? I guarantee that won't happen. Why? I'll just say this. There are more than a few people around the league who have figured out Aaron Rodgers and want nothing to do with him. Oh. Oh. Trouble in paradise. Kyle doesn't like Aaron. Oh. I didn't say that. I just said there's more than a few people who know that, you know, I don't – look, I'm –
I got enough. We got him in the spot. I got enough problems. You know, I think that I think there's a lot of coaches for whom it would be a hard sell and you better be damn confident that you can coexist with this guy and it's not going to completely, you know, fuck up your life and get you fired five weeks into the season like it did Robert Sala. Jets hire Mike McCarthy, Mike McCarthy, Aaron reunite. We're an Aaron Rodgers podcast. I don't know if you knew that. You know who Kyle does like a lot? Kirk Cousins.
What's going to happen with Kirk? What are the possibilities for Kirk Cousins? I know where he's going to go. Here's what I think. Heaven? Well, he's going to go to heaven. Let me throw this one out there for you, Mike, real quick before you say –
Vikings trade JJ McCarthy for a second round pick and then they need a backup quarterback. No. Look, there aren't many guys who once they've been the highest paid player in the NFL who voluntarily accept being a backup. Flacco is like the only guy that's ever done that. Usually it's, hey, if I can no longer start, see you later. I'm out of here. I'm going to go count my money.
The thing with Cousins, and this is why I think Rodgers might have a future, but Cousins won't. Both had the torn Achilles. Both have less mobility than they used to have. Then again, Cousins never had much. Rodgers still throws it 40 yards on a dime with a flick of a wrist. Look at Cousins.
He's got to like muster every ounce of energy in his body from his toes to his fingertips to try to throw the football. And his body eventually rebelled against him this year because he was compensating for the torn Achilles tendon. So it just got to the point where he just can't do it anymore. And I've talked to people who said, you know what, there's a chance it just never comes back for him. He could be done. Mm-hmm.
But he still gets paid next year. Yeah, he does. He gets paid next year. He gets $27.5 million next year. He made $62.5 million this year. He gets $27.5 million next year, regardless of what happens with the Falcons. The only way he'd lose it is if he'd retire, and if he's stupid to retire, you force him to cut you, and you take your $27.5 million. Good for Kirk. All right, Mike, thank you as always. Can't wait to see you Super Bowl week.
You say that every time, and I never even hear from you Super Bowl week. Because you get up at, like, you get up to ask Crack of Dawn to do your show with Phil Simms.
Where are we this year? It's central time zone, so it won't be quite the ass crack of dawn. Yeah. All right. Listen, if you need a guest, PFT and I are more than welcome to come on. You can't get in. You can't get in the building. We have ways. You do get us in. Listen, Gruden works for us now. Gruden will get us in. NFL loves him. I might just dress up as Mike Florio.
We'll get a whole bunch of Florios out there. I rotate them in and out. We'll all go as Florios, yeah. All right, Mike, thank you as always. You're the best. Thanks, guys. Happy New Year.
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By the way, in Vanny Woodhead's chair. Yeah. Nice little addition to the studio. Yeah. It's good. Got a new rug. How does it smell? It smells good. It smells fine. We used to smoke heaters in that van all the time. Corn cob pipes. Oh, yeah. So that was the RV. Yeah, that's different. That was when the RV, the sewage tank overflowed. And we didn't have the heat. And we didn't have air fresheners. So we figured two birds, one stone. Yeah. We smoked corn cob pipes. Yeah. Yeah.
Uh, my FireFest was just when I moved. I mean, there's not a lot going on. I got my bag back or it's, I think I got my bag back. Yeah. They found it. They're shipping it back. Okay. So it's not back yet, but it is your bag. Yeah. They've confirmed my bag. So I think that that was a good, good, good vibes going into the week. Uh, I just regret when I moved to Chicago, I think I threw away like 25 jumpsuits. Oh yeah. Cause I think jumpsuit January was kind of over. We kind of feel like it's had some new life. I'm excited to do it again, but yeah.
I was looking today and I was like, I have like three. When at one point I had upwards of 40. Because jumpsuits, they're the first thing to go because they take up so much room. So if you got to thin out the closet a little bit, see ya. But that said, jumpsuit January rocks. It does. I feel more energized than I have in a long time by jumpsuits. I'm energized. I will hit a wall where I'll just have to throw on some real pants at one point in a couple weeks, but I'll then get back to the jumpsuits. My kids were like, why are you dressed like that today? Because I do look...
A little ridiculous, but that's, you know, I'm comfortable. I feel comfortable. The kid sounds like he's got some anti-Italian bias. Well, he's Italian, so he shouldn't. He hates himself. So you got rid of all the jumpsuits? You buying more? I bought a couple more. Although I ordered some two weeks ago, and they're nowhere to be found. So I have some of these, the Sergio Ticini. I like just wearing sweatpants and a matching sweatshirt. That one makes me feel a little more athletic. This one makes me feel like I just want to eat.
I loaded up on the one pieces this year. And so I've got a bunch of these ones that just have it. It's a one piece. It's a one piece. It's got the zipper down the middle of it, which is very convenient for if you're a six year old and getting dressed. Yeah. But you're wearing jammies. Yeah. I'm wearing jammies. But the problem is with these, if you go to the bathroom, how do you problem? Yeah. It's a big problem when you go to the bathroom. Yeah. I have to wrap it around my waist and hold the front of it.
against my stomach if i'm going number two got it i just want all i was trying to find it's not easy to find velour jumpsuits yeah those are the that's the pinnacle you gotta get the genies yeah the genies they're expensive but they're worth it because they're comfortable as hell
Okay, PFT. My Fyre Fest is, I've honestly had a pretty good week. Things are going well. Yeah. It's a new year. 2025. New year, new me. I've resolved I'm going to get 1% better every single day. And if you get 1% better every day, you end up like 37 times better.
There you go. By math. I saw somebody say that online. So every day I'm just trying to... I guess that might be my Fyre Fest is it's hard to find ways to get 1% better every day. There's no way I could find 1%. Just 1%. That's all you got to do. I think I'm tapped out. I also... I went to the Winter Classic, which was... It was cool to go to. Great concert by the Smashing Pumpkins at Wrigley Field. Great concert by Chance the Rapper. Besides that...
What you don't realize when you go to the Winter Classic is when you're looking down at a hockey game that's almost at eye level, it's hard to see a lot of hockey. It's not. Turns out Wrigley Field has done a really good job of putting on baseball games for a very long time, not other sports. Not hockey. And I missed the flyover at it. I was coming back from getting beers and four 810s, four Warthogs buzzed the tower.
This is a big disappointment. How could you? Big disappointment. How could you miss the flyover? Yeah. Yeah, I don't really have a Fyre Fest other than... I mean, I'm happy to be back with the boys because I was on vacation with my kids. And when you got three little kids under six, it ain't vacation. It's just trying to figure out a way...
To make them happy, which they were. I went to Great Wolf Lodge. Oh, nice. In Scottsdale. That was cool. It's a great place. Yeah. I watched my daughter, my middle child, go down the same small slide 300 times in a row. Did you take him to Houston's? I didn't take him to Houston's. I should have gone to Houston's. Family restaurant. Family restaurant. Great organization. Unbelievable. Unbelievable salad. Unbelievable salad. Max, how was your week with the foot?
I was all over the place. I went to the wedding. The wedding was very fun. Did you dance? I did. I sat for like two minutes at that wedding. Oh, my God. And my foot was killing me at the end of it. I'm fucking up this room.
I'm going to go back to this doctor in three weeks and he's like, somehow this is worse than when it was when you first came in here. What have you been doing? Yeah. I was riding bikes down in South Carolina. Max, this is not good. It's not good, buddy. So you're just pretending you don't have a broken foot. He's just like, he said, I probably won't need surgery. So now I can really bang it up. No, I mean, it's travel. What are you supposed to do? Yeah.
Does it hurt more? Maybe not ride bikes. No. Because PFT did this where he, remember when we went to the Cubs playoff game and then a Bears game and you were like, we walked way too much. Your foot got purple. Well, we picked up a wheelchair at Walgreens, I think. For the Bears game. And I was like, I don't want people to keep having to push me around. I'll just walk. I got a boot. It'll be fine. And then I walked on it a bunch and then I went back to the doctor. He's like, yeah, you do need surgery. Yeah.
That's not going to happen to me. I also didn't ride bikes. Maybe riding bikes is good for it. Riding bikes, I was worried about the riding of the bikes. Well, yeah, you got a broken foot, you idiot. No, but I don't got a broken leg. Yeah. And it's not like you're putting a... I wasn't standing on the bike. Yeah, but did the bike ever lean to the side of your broken foot and you had to put your foot down? No. It was nice. I was biking around like a neighborhood and stuff. So it wasn't...
strenuous biking yeah yeah how uh memes how was your break how are you feeling it was good i ate so much a lot of tortellini with crumpled sausage they're so good wait how many times did you eat that like four times oh okay it was i i just wanted i have a i have a request yeah i want us to do because january we do free lunches here yeah i want the free lunches in december
Oh, okay. Okay. Hank, don't shake your head at me. No. Because there's so much. It's like you get back and you don't want to eat food all the time. And now we just have unlimited supply of food just staring you in the face all day, every day. Request denied. January in Chicago fucking sucks. You know what's awesome? When you wake up every day and you're like, I don't have to think about what's for lunch because it just gets delivered. That's the whole point of it.
It's to boost the morale in the office in January. Also, Max, you have two weeks of vacation in December. Would you rather have two weeks of food or four weeks of food? Also, eat less. But it's just staring you in the face. Other fat calories in, calories out. I know. I know. But I can't do calories out right now. Max, you know what I'm doing? Actually, I was getting my steps in. You're right. But, Max, there's always like a salad option. Yeah. Yeah.
There was a salad on today. I ate...
I didn't eat unhealthy today. It's just every time I went back, I was like, oh, I'll get a piece. I'll eat some chicken. You know who you're in the boat with right now? You're in the boat with Nikki Smokes. The only two people who've ever complained about free lunches for January. Completely different. It's the best. Completely different reasons. Hey, would you not agree? It's one of the best things. Easily. Morale-wise. You are guys that are like, all right, January, time to lock in on my weight loss. No, because I do that all 12 months. That...
Just don't eat sugar like me, except for donuts and cake on your birthday. You don't like the free lunches because you're afraid that you'll eat too much. Correct. Nicky Smokes doesn't like him because he somehow never has an appetite. Right. And he also just wants to get drunk one random night with everyone who we see every single day. And then probably make decisions that would get him fired. Correct.
Also facts. Here's the good news, Max. We're also I've added at some point this month, I think probably maybe third week of January. We're going to do 10 week.
I'm going to get a tanning bed in here. Calling it tannuary. Yeah. We're all going to get fucking tan and it's going to look so fun. That I'm in. Yes. That I'm in. This entire office just looking like we were just. We should get spray tans. That's fine. Yeah. Spray tans. Spray tans would be way funnier. Otherwise everyone's just going to be burned. Yeah. We should get spray tans. But I'm cool with what. I want everyone in this office to be as tan as fucking possible. I love that. In the middle of January. We just all look hot. That sounds great. Okay. Pug, how was your week?
Week was good. Pug. Too much driving around. I'm ready to chill out. Oh. You've been mobile. Very mobile. Pug's been cruising. Yes. Where are you driving? Up and down New Jersey. Oh. Garden State Parkway. You see any drones? I woke up this morning. Saw a couple drones, yes. What do they look like? They kind of look like they're lit up green and red. They kind of look like little airplanes. So drones? They look like little helicopters almost. It sounds like you're describing planes.
It's the good aliens. Okay. Yeah, that's true. It's good aliens. President Pug. Pug, you have a, was it a $2,500 free bet? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hank, how much did we split? No, 10 grand. So you have a $5,000 free bet then? Oh, wow. I didn't know it was that much. Because Hank and I split it, right? Yeah. So Pug, what are you going to bet? I don't know. It's a lot of pressure. I'll have to think about it. Okay. Pug.
All right. First numbers of the new year. Memes. Have you ever gotten this? Nobody has this year. Three. Oh, okay. Seven. You're going three. What was your number last time? 11. I think it was three. Yeah, I think I hit on three. No, you hit on two. I hit on two. Yeah, I can't keep track. No, no, no. I've gotten lottery ball so many times. You won on two. You won on two. 94. 78. I'll go 56. 44.
That was Jack. 21. That was Shane. Oh! It's nine. I saw single digit memes. I thought that was it. That would have, to win the first of the year and then all year you can be like, have you guys gotten it this year? But, you know what? Let's do one more because we missed Wednesday's show. This one's official. All right. Three. Fuck. Seven. 20. 11. 79. 20, huh? You heard me.
94 per. 44. 21. What was yours, Hank? 7. 43. 43. Love you guys.