Giggling about 1 million listens, french bulldogs, and friendship breakups
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I mean, the day just got away from me. Googlers, we have a big announcement. Y'all are crazy. And we've hit a million listens. And I thought it was just Kim and my mom. Your mom and my mom. I mean, I can't believe people actually...

Listen to us. You know. You know? Yeah, I can't believe I mean, I barely... Did we just both say you know at the same time? I barely listen to you. You barely listen to me. So I don't know how people listen to us. I will listen to it over and be like, I don't remember her saying any of that shit because I was thinking of what I was going to say next. Or like sometimes I'll listen to it over and I'll be like, I'm hilarious. And like most often you like set me up for the joke. But so like it's...

But I'm like, I'm so funny. No, no, no. I could set you up. But if you don't slam dunk that, that shit's going out of bounds. Sorry, that was a really sports metaphor. Wow. This actually reminds me of a really funny story. I was talking to my brother the other night on FaceTime and he was sitting there. I get it. You love your hot brother. Continue. Yes, we love him. And we were saying that like she's funny because she doesn't know she's being funny. Yeah.

Which is so nice. But like if you know you're going to say something funny and it doesn't hit like the feeling you feel. I've done that a million times because you get overexcited or like me. I forget words all the time. And words are really critical apparently to telling a joke. So I will like literally be like, oh.

And then I can't think of what it is with these podcasts. Like people joke like, oh, or some people are scripted or like, and some people really prep for the podcast, but then like, it doesn't come off as authentic. And like, no matter what we could plan, it's never going to be as fire and premium content, right. Content as just like your natural chemistry. And I feel like it's a constant battle. It's a constant battle with yourself. Cause like you want to keep saying funnier and funnier things. Yeah.

So, like, you're really, like, internally trying to, like... Well, do you remember we started doing lives? And then you realized that you were funny? And you were like, wait, I have to be funny all the time? No, it's... I get nervous. Like, what if one day I wake up and I'm just not funny? You forget how to be funny. Like, I'm... You lose your power. Yeah, like, nothing I say hits ever again. You get bit by a spider and it, like, takes your power. That's why I fuck comedians. Because when they come in me, I take their humor. Yeah.

Wow. I love that. Yeah. So anyway, don't do that at home. Also, I think I remember telling you when I would try really hard to be funny, I don't think it ever goes as well. Cause I remember I first started doing radio with Taylor Strecker like three years ago. And one day I walked in, I was hung over. I was annoyed. I just like, didn't want to be there. And at the end she was like, that was the best episode you ever did. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I didn't even try. I didn't even prep.

So now I don't prep for anything. Yeah, I can't. Also, I'm so lazy. I mean, you're lazy. Have you seen Summer House? I'm the laziest piece of shit that ever walked this planet. Sometimes I feel like I've convinced my brain that I'm like, oh my God, no, no, no. It's so much better if you don't prep. Like you're funnier if you don't prep. But in reality, it's me just being such a lazy piece of shit that I don't want to do it. But I've convinced myself. I also do have to say a lot of people think

think they're lazy but they actually suffer from anxiety this is our mental health moment look at us barely four minutes in we're already going mental health moment because summer house is airing and this is where we are but like a lot of the time you know you have to do something and you're like i'm a procrastinator i'm so lazy sometimes you just get so overwhelmed that it paralyzes you with like all the stuff you have to do yeah that's pretty much my every day

existence like i'm just like i have so much to do probably gonna nap and then probably not gonna open my email and you could act when you're not doing it you're so stressed about what you're not doing that you can't even enjoy not doing the nap yeah like it fucks up the nap but um overall i recommend lists for people who are listening of trouble with stuff nothing turns me on more than i

It's crossing something off a list. I don't give a fuck. Say like putting one foot out of your bed, cross that shit off. It'll make you feel like you did a little bit. How many lists do you have? Oh my God. This is great because my notes is popping, but I have one main thing that guides my life and the title is shit to do. So it'll have like right now it has Wednesday, Tuesday,

Thursday, then later stuff, and then just like random shit that shouldn't be in there. Then we have our Giggly Squad notes, which is like where we put all our stuff. Some weeks less than others. I have 11 lists. 11? That's nothing. I have... Yeah. I...

Oh, you are more than 11. Are you fucking kidding me? Every time I'd go to do stand up, I would have to pick up a list and I'd write my set out. I'd be like fart joke, like Prince Charming joke, and I'd write it all out and I'd have a hundred of those. Okay, so you never, but you never delete them? I forget. I don't delete my, honey, scroll, scroll, scroll. No, no, no. That stresses me out. Okay, that just in itself. I'll show you. I have shit to buy, new jokes, stuff.

Stuff I want to buy in the fall. People's emails. Random songs that I want to download. Oh, I have a random song. Apartments that I want to buy one day. That I'm not going to... Like, why the fuck do I need that? I have something that sounds, like, so simpy. I have, whenever I'm talking to a new guy and I like him, I make a list with his name in it and I write down the things that he likes that I, like, remember. That's not simpy. That's creepy. So, like, when it...

Is that creepy? Yes. No way. Because so you don't forget with your other guys. Hear me out on this. So you don't like mix your guys. No. So that like you're like, are you the one who likes ping pong or soccer? I can't fucking remember. Well, let me check my notes.

wait okay now i have two stories to tell one okay no i do that because like when it comes time to like give a gift or like surprise a guy like i'll go in my note to him and like i'll know what he likes like okay he likes donuts okay he likes like this restaurant he likes this brand do you think that's cute or do you think it's inauthentic like would you like a guy to just know that about you or go to his notes page full of girls and their likes

I want my boyfriend to have a note that is titled page and all the shit I like. So he fucking knows it, reads it, lives it, loves it. Is your love language gift giving? No, my love language is. So my love language is actually affection or no physical touch.

It's physical touch and then like words of affirmation. Oh, so it's not quality time? Book, no. Wait, we have different love languages. That's why I'm like a cat. But I guess that's what mine is quality time. And I'm realizing now words of affirmation. I'd rather guy explain why he loves me than just like touch me. I feel like men will touch anything. I'm like that annoying girlfriend that when we're sitting on the couch, I'm like, okay.

now you're going to tell me five things you absolutely love about me. And they're like, no. Literally did that yesterday. I go, tell me three things that you love about me. And he goes, oh my God, you're being so needy. And I was like, tell me. Because, you know, you got to put on your stupid baby voice. And he was like, I like your butt. You make me laugh. And I like your butt. And I was like, that didn't count. And he goes,

you're really annoying i go that didn't count and we did that for like an hour here's here's why i love it because i also love doing yes like whenever i'm well like when someone like if i'm talking to a guy and he does something and i find it really funny or i love when he does it i'm like oh my god you know what i love i love when you do this and it's like a compliment to their personality do you get pissed if you're like oh my god like you look so cute in your outfit and they just say thanks

No, I don't get pissed if they don't say something back in that moment, but I get pissed that like at a random time, like when we're just standing in the elevator, I want you to turn and be like, you look really pretty tonight. Like, come on. It's a simple sentence. I have this bad habit. Actually, no, it's a beautiful habit where I'll just go up to Des and I'll be like...

Do you think I look cute? Like, I just straight up ask. Or I'll be like, I want attention. Yeah, no, I ask. Like, do you like me? Like, I just ask all the time. But it's because, like, you can't just think things in your head. I literally will be like, I want attention. Be straight up. Also, guys...

like compliments just as much as we do. Like if I'm talking to a guy and we're getting like we're going out that night to dinner or something and he walks out in his outfit, I like hype him the fuck up. Yeah, this is my God. Actually, I think important dating advice, especially flirting in the beginning. A lot of people try to be like the cool girl, like you're not interested. Men are like way too stupid for that. That could be fun for like a second. My thing is I'm overly like straight up to the point that I'm almost playing a game with it where I'll just be like,

like you're so attractive you're so hot oh my god you're hilarious like not with like too much like emotion so he doesn't think you're obsessed with him but i'll literally go up to the guy and i'll just be like yeah i'm obsessed with you like i just tell him yeah i always say that too yeah that's what i actually forgot how i do it for a bit i'm like i've been out of the game for three weeks i've been very much in the game i've been out of the game bitch i'm about to be a coach

No, but yeah, it's so much more fun to just be like, or you fuck with him and you're just like, you're obsessed with me. Can you please leave me alone? Like just mess with them in a way of just like talking about how you like each other.

Yeah. And be comfortable. No, I do that. Yeah. I definitely compliment guys. I think we have similar flirting strategies, except I'm a, I can be a little more out there. I sometimes I do it. Like if I'm going to tell them that I think they're funny, I'm like, wait, I didn't like expect this. You're so funny. Like, like I'm surprised. Yeah. Cause that puts them down a little. And I, I also need that. I mean, I love a neg for people don't know what negging is. It's when you're like mean to someone to make them like you. Well,

Guys are like not that great at doing it, especially if like I nag them back harder and they can't handle it. Nagging is truly an art form. I recommend if you do it, you do it in like a kind of sexy voice. But it's just like, yeah, just make like, oh my God, I never I didn't think you'd put together a sentence like that. Yeah.

Oh, you played football? I think that's funny, though. Like, if someone did that to me, I would think it was funny. Yeah, if the guy doesn't think he's funny, he's a fucking loser and he probably has a small penis. And if he laughs and says something back at you, marry him. If he comes right back, oh, my God. I hate when a guy can't come up with a comeback. I get so bored so quick. I know, me too. I love that. This guy, like, surprised me the other night and got me Magnolia pudding for...

And because that's my favorite. But then he also got me a slice of key lime pie. And like, I don't like key lime pie. Did you throw it on the floor? No. So I got the pie. He was like, oh, like I was like, oh, my God, my favorite pudding. Like, I can't believe you remembered whatever. And then I opened the pie and I was like, who the fuck likes key lime pie? And you're like, wait, you're amazing. You're perfect. And then you're like, I take like every nice thing I've ever said about you.

He was like, his response back was, oh shit, that must have been one of my other girls. I forgot. That's funny. You like chocolate. And I just liked that he said that back. That's really funny. And then I was like, who the fuck is Shayne?

I'm like, what's her address? I feel like, yeah, I love when guys make fun of me because it means they can make fun of themselves and they don't take life too seriously. Rainbows, butterflies. Yes, we're obsessed with it. I feel like you fight with guys about food a lot. What was the fight with Perry about muffins?

He got me a muffin one morning. He got me a muffin one morning and I was laying on the couch and I was eating it and I was getting crumbs all over. And he was like, do you want to eat over the table? Like, what the fuck? And so I put the muffin back in the bag and I put it on the table and I was like, now I don't even want it. Like, let me eat my muffin on my couch on a Saturday morning and shut up about it. Oh, yeah. So you left and you're like, I don't even want the fucking muffin. Yeah. I was so bitter about it. And now we're broken up. So...

I actually have a good muffin joke to make it more positive. Okay, so there's two muffins in an oven. One muffin said, holy shit, it's hot in here. And the other muffin said, holy shit, a talky muffin. I don't get it. It's funny because the muffin who said it also talks. You know what? That's okay. It's not my best material. It's not my best. I'm going to move on from this. Let's do some advice. I do feel like food, though, is very important in a relationship. And people...

I do think there should be a dating app of like your Uber rating compatibility because you don't want someone who's a dick unless they pay for the parties and other people mess up. Your recent like Spotify playlist. Spotify playlist. Everything order on Seamless. Like if you order the same type of food on Salimis, like do you understand the amount of fights you don't have? Oh, you were talking about just food. Yeah.

Sorry. No, it's okay. But like all of it. Food, Uber ratings, your Spotify. I don't know anything about you. One of my girlfriends had gone over to a guy's house for the first time and he was like, oh, let's like order. Oh my God, no.

let's like order food so it's the first time she's like spending the night or like hanging out or whatever and she's like yeah okay like thinking like i could get pizza because that's like a very first time you order in together like you order something whatever and he his suggestion was ramen and she was just like how fucking weird is that also if you're actually a ramen eater takeout is a no

Like, ramen people don't like... Like, they will not even do... Take out ramen. Yeah, like, it's because it's all about it being fresh. The pasta... Not pasta. The noodles being fresh. Sorry, I'm so Italian. Anyway, so I don't like this at all. I don't like this guy. But, like, could you imagine...

If I was at a guy's house for the first time, he was like, let's get fuck around and get ramen. I'd be like, get out of my apartment. I'd be like, let's fuck around you outside. You out of my apartment. You should leave. You know, like I feel like the first time you hang out with someone and you order food, it's you're very basic. It's pizza. It's sushi. Oh, yeah. Don't do like the spaghetti because you get all slurpy. It gets all over the fucking place. I'll do a cheeseburger.

I try not to. Salads. I know. This is good things. What do you order on it? What's the ideal order on a first date at a generic like restaurant? At a generic restaurant. So like an American cuisine restaurant? Because if you, yeah, because if you order a salad, I feel like it's annoying. It's lame. It means that like. I feel like you go with like the fish salad.

Okay. Salmon or you're getting like the chicken chicken. Yeah. Sometimes the red meat that goes right through you. The dairy that makes me bloated immediately. If there's a pasta, I'm getting like one that I can like a penne. But watch out for the garlic. These are little details that people don't fucking think of.

That's why we're here. Like how great is it when you get to the stage with a guy where you're like, hey, I'm going to stuff my fucking face now. And they're like, cool. And you've like surpassed whatever that thing we do in our head as girls that we're like, oh, we're like dainty. And then after it, you don't have sex and you just like lie there. But those are some of the best nights. Those are the best nights because you're both like. And you wake up in the morning. Yeah. And you're like, we like fell asleep. And then like you do morning time stuff. Oh.

Speaking of morning and then like having to poop after a nice meal. Did you notice I put every now and then I post a thirst trap. I don't do it often. Wait, re the pooping thing. Just a quick thing. I just want to touch on it quickly. Pooping used to be my thing that I talk about. They make fun of you once on the show about pooping and now you think it's your fucking thing. Okay, fine. Continue.

One of my guy friends texted me the other day and was like, oh my God, I listened to the podcast and you just have to let you know that I think about this with girls all the time and I want them to be the most comfortable. So when I spend the night, I wake up in the morning and I go get iced coffees or like I go get breakfast and bring it back so that she has like an hour or 45 minutes to like, you know, poop if she has to poop or like do whatever she has to do. No, it was like, oh.

I want to cherish that man. Cherish that man. How would you feel if a guy just said like, hey, if you want to poop, poop? You'd still be like, oh my God, no. I would like laugh. I'd be like, what? And then I'd be like, thank you. Thank you so much. Oh Jesus, thank you so much. Well, I decided to post one of my, actually it was a, I would take selfies in the bathroom and send them to Des during summer house. And it was one of those, I think I said post post,

poop pick so it's ppp we're making it a thing so everyone post your ppp morning i think i was diarrhea though because we had so much anxiety diarrhea in that house i would eat get in a fight go have diarrhea i think there actually was a recent part where like i left the table i was like oh stomach cramp i had to shit myself yeah the whole time so anyway what do you think of post poop pics becoming a thing would you ever post it as your caption ppp no no why why

Because the word poop just makes me think like, like being dirty. Like I get it. Everyone poops. But like, I just I don't like the word. Yeah. And that's why you have to do some self work.

because post your bloat you're projecting your own issues onto the word poop yeah but they're they're okay but here's the thing there are also like those words that you just don't like yeah poop is one of mine like when people say essentially it's like if someone says the word essentially i will punch them in the face it does not mean anything and you're just saying it to act like you're smarter than me emails i feel like

Do you get emails now? You get a lot of emails by importance sometimes. But like one, I hate when people say per, per my last. Oh, well, that means they're pissed at you. When people say essentially it means nothing. They're just putting in front to say they're better than you. Like I know what that means. Anyway, we're going to do a little bit of advice before front page news. This girl said this guy I'm talking to love snap, but I keep talking to him. Do I like him or the attention?

But loves what? Like, I guess he loves Snapchat. So she's basically saying she knows that he like is just like wanting to get like pics and stuff. Here's the thing. I don't know if I can even give advice on this because I feel like we're too old to

to know what the deal with snapchat is we don't know the full deal but we know that we had to take old school shit where like you could get in trouble and then there was like the cloud and all this stuff but all those snapchat engineers are looking at your tits it depends on how old you are like if i was talking to a guy and he had a snapchat and he was asking me for snapchat pictures i would immediately delete him from my phone yeah if you're on hinge and a guy goes what's your snap

Get out of there immediately Don't even try the like No let's text No Just don't answer But if you have to ask Do I like him or the attention You know it's the attention I also think it's important To understand that like

There is a huge difference between liking someone's attention and liking the person, but sometimes it's really hard to understand it when you're single. Do you know what I mean? Because the attention is like a dopamine hit and it feels so fucking good when you're like lonely. Are you kidding? I love it. It's... Getting any sort of attention makes my day.

okay let's see what else we can find okay some of these questions i just don't know the answer to um someone really stumped do you want to know what the question was how do i find and attract a non-asshole don't know i mean what are we detectives i know i'm like what are we darwin how do you deal with falling in love with someone faster than they fall for you

Interesting. I don't know if we're the right people to talk about this because we're both very emotionally blocked. I'm extremely emotionally blocked. I definitely feel myself having like a wall up, which is the first time I feel like I've ever really felt that. I think it's because you've dealt with like an intense...

How did I just turn this advice into like you giving me advice? I was like, fuck this girl and her question. I need to talk about something. I like it's really annoying. No, you just came out of relationship. So you you don't want to get that quick into like the deep emotion of like getting like pain and someone getting hurt. That shit is like annoying. But like read this girl's question because I feel like I have felt this before.

a lot, liking, or it's even equated to, like, liking someone who doesn't like you back, but, like, also falling in love with someone quicker than they're falling in love with you. I feel like it's really just all about control. Everyone wants to be in control of the relationship, and until, like, you let that go, you're not really ever going to be happy. I had a guy who basically, like, I'm speaking very generically, but...

I was like kind of playing games. Yeah, really. But it was just like how I was in the beginning. And he straight up was like, if you want to play games, that's cool. But I'm just not into that. Like I'm into you. Yeah. And I for the first time ever was a simp. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm sorry. I won't play games. I'm sorry. I was being stupid. And I've never done that. But it was so hot that he said that. And then he was actually falling in love like harder.

than I was but like he was so confident about it and he's like yeah I just know I love you and I realized I it's not that I didn't love him back I was just so blocked and had to like overcome my own fears that like he might be an asshole or he might fuck me over but I also feel like love is

is a two-way thing like love is not oh this person makes me happy I always used to think it was that but I actually think it's an emotion of two people combined who just like really care for each other like you can't be one without the other I think one without the other is more of like a not obsession but like in your head I feel like it's also yeah it's a two-way street but like it doesn't make them like finding the love of your life isn't like oh they've made my life so much better it's like

You want him. You don't need him. Yeah. Like you want to be better for this person. Like he automatically makes you a better person because you're doing more things for yourself. Like you have more motivation. You have like things like that. It's not that they like did anything for you. Oh, 100 percent. I mean, people you get like really comfortable with someone and all that that stuff. But like love is you also can't like.

I numerically rate it or rank it it's not like he's at a 10 and I'm at an 8 um but I do want to say this next one which is I love love I love where you go from I'm emotionally blocked to like I love love no I I am definitely emotionally blocked but I do love love and like I so you're not a sociopath I'm not a sociopath that's for sure but like

I've gotten... I've tried to get over, like, liking people who don't like me. Good. Well, yeah, because...

Good, Paige. It's because also like you can't even like fall for someone if they don't like you. Do you know what I mean? Because like you don't. That's why like situationships are so much harder because you've never actually given it a shot to see what they really are like in a relationship. Yeah, because you've made up in your head what you think it would be like. Do you know what dudes would be the worst boyfriends? But in your head, you're like, oh, he's an athlete. You're like, oh, he's rich. But if you actually dated them, you'd be like, wait, our schedules are so different. I want to.

For sure. It's... Anyway, it's literally the person that, like, you just want to be around at all times because they're... Not because of all these, like, materialistic bullshit things. Next question. How do you deal with a best friend breakup? Like, you and your best friend are no longer best friends? Yeah. Wow. Okay. This is actually an interesting topic. I feel like... Have you had a lot of best friend breakups? I mean, everyone's your fucking best friend on your Instagram, so...

I do use the term best friend a little loosely. Very loosely. I just feel like anyone that I... You met a bitch yesterday. You call her your best friend on Instagram. It's like, I sound like a jealous girl right now. No, the girl I called my best friend on my Instagram, I have known her since high school. So that doesn't count. I've known a lot of people since high school. I don't call them my best friend. You know that you're my real best friend. Okay, I just want to compliment. Continue. I have dealt with best friend breakups and they...

are really hard. Like I, I had one in my life that like I mourned like an actual death and, and then it almost turned into like a toxic relationship of like, should I work it out? Is she going to work it out? Should we hang out? Should I see her? You know, like, and it gets, it gets weird and it's sad. I don't think there's a way to cope with like the sadness other than time heals all. Um,

But the one thing I've just been like really thinking about, and this goes for like friendships or relationships, whatever is meant for you will be with you. So like if people are walking out of your life and you don't really understand why or like this might be a mistake, it's not. Yeah. Like...

The universe gets rid of people that aren't going to be able to grow with you. And like any friend that I've stopped being friends with, like they wouldn't fit in with my life now anyway. You sound like you're from L.A. Oh, my God. You're like, if my crystal doesn't like you, I will throw it at your head. I'm like, hold on. My crystal is telling me something. And it's that we don't like you. Yeah.

I know. I think you're right. It's also just like think of it like science. Like if you're if you're magnets to each other, it doesn't matter how far you are. Like eventually you're you're going to be magnets to that person. You're going to reject other things. And just that trust and calmness will bring you so much more happiness in your life. But best friend breakups are also hard because like with dudes, it's like there was sex. There's always other reasons why you're together where your best friend, it's like you literally just.

Loved you chose each other like yeah because of a sexual thing not because of both like literally just a person that just cares about you For a hundred percent you not the tightness of your vagina, you know, right? So it like likes hanging out with you likes your mind Yes, but can like you can be your full self and you know that like you guys have talked so much shit about every other person so then when you lose them you're like, were you talking that kind of shit about me now, you

Yeah. That's the craziest thing. Or like, I always think about like the shit my friends knew. Like, and then like if we ever stop being friends, we're done.

Done though. Might as well just go to jail. Just put me in jail. That's the other thing. Like if you stop being friends with someone and then you go and talk shit about them, fuck you. No. Because at one point that was your fucking girl and your homie. Have some respect. Yeah. Yeah. But girls are also like...

much smarter than guys. So like when guys, when you break up with them, I feel like it's simpler where girls, it's like, it can be just like harder. Cause we're, we're better at emotional manipulation. Yeah. And we know what like really cuts each other deep. Yeah. Which is a skill, but also can be super scary. Um,

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Don't want it. Don't need it. Get it out of here. I think it depends if she's a lesbian. It's fine. Okay. I also feel like sometimes people write things in that are younger than us. Like if I'm dating a guy and he has a best friend who's a girl and she's married and she has kids.

And like I've listened to their phone combos and I've seen their text and like this is fucking platonic. Then I don't care. If I was younger and even like now if I was seeing a guy my age and he has like a girl best friend who's always around. I'm probably going to think like it's a little bit weary. I mean a little weary about it. I'm going to say right now.

Whenever a guy and a girl are like best friends as if they're they're choosing to hang out with them instead of like they're people of their same gender. I feel like one of them has an attraction to the other person. It could be emotional or physical. It might not be enough to ever date the person, but there's something about them that you like.

And it's funny because actually, I don't know. Andrew Collin, we have some funny stories because he's like my best guy friend. Like when someone goes, oh, you're my best friend. Andrew Collin's my best guy friend. We had a funny incident where like he was talking to someone and she knew that we were really close. But I was very new and I wasn't like hitting him up all the time. Like she just knew we got along. And they got in a huge fight because she thought that he was staring at my nipples.

Because I was, like, wearing a shirt with no bra. And you know my nips are always out to play. And they got in a huge fight. And I had no idea. And this was, like, in the beginning of our friendship. Like, I wasn't calling him ever. And he was like, yeah, we broke up. So she thought I was staring at your nipples. And, like, super weird. Like, I wasn't. I mean, I could see them. But I wasn't, like, staring at them. And I was like, what the fuck? Like, I'm so upset that she got upset. Because, like, there's obviously nothing going on. Right. Now I think if Andrew had a real, real girlfriend...

I'm not FaceTiming him whenever I have a thought. You know what I mean? Right. Which is what you do with your best friend. And then Andrew and I, we've had like a little bit of a shift in our friendship. Like during quarantine, it was like just him and Luke calling me the whole time. And like the occasional football guy. And then once I started seeing Des...

I like wasn't answering Andrew's FaceTimes anymore. Like, because like I'd be in bed with him or like we're in the car. I wasn't about to be like, sorry, I'm going to talk to this other guy. And I had to kind of have a come to Jesus with Andrew where it's like things have changed. Like you're not my number one man. And like, it was just inappropriate. Like imagine if you were always FaceTiming a straight dude who's not friends with your, your boyfriend. Yeah.

it's fucking weird yeah it's weird it's weird like i have a lot of guy friends and if i'm ever hanging out with a guy and they're facetiming me like sometimes i will answer if it's like in the middle of the day or whatever yeah but if it's like nighttime i like i'm texting i'm like yo i'm with someone or if it's like a random like guy friend saying hi but if you have you know when you have a guy best friend you're both single and you talk all the time you you can't do that anymore because i

You have to keep your circle small in that, like, you have a guy or whoever your partner is that you love. And you have your best girlfriend. And that's how I live my life. It also is, like... It also... There's part of me that thinks, though, to... You have to be so secure in your relationship. Like, if there's ever one really good thing I will say about Perry is that, like...

Like when I dated him, never once for even half a second did I ever consider that he was ever talking to another girl or like ever cheated on me. That is another amazing point. Like I never went through his phone. I never even thought to go through his phone. Like we had a very secure relationship in that point, like stance, whatever. Also, if you're a dude, if you're nervous that like...

yeah you're nervous that one girl could come in and change your man's mind like that's a problem in your relationship it has nothing to do with the girlfriend you're right yeah she could be hitting on him but you have to like make like let her hit on him all day long you have to know that like your boyfriend would never do anything i also think it's weird if guys have legit like no girls they're friends with that that freaks me out it makes them feel like they don't know how to have like

chill friendships with girls are like every girl they've are no they've hooked up with because we know those kind of guys who like any girl that's in their phone they've hooked up with yeah but here's the okay i will say this too though like devil's advocate i have a lot of guy friends none of them have i thought you could say that you've hooked up with

She's like, every guy on my phone I've had sex with. No, I have a lot of guy friends. None of them have serious girlfriends. But, like, the second they bring a girl in and I meet her and they're like, I really like her. I'm like, I love this for you. This is amazing. But, like, if we're both single and we're out...

I'm probably like flirting with them a little, not to the point where it's like I might hook up with Paige, but like there's definitely like a little flirty banter. Well, that goes back to like a girlfriend. Yeah. Like it would just never happen. Yeah. No, I'm just saying that they should have girls in their life, that they aren't just girlfriends. But it goes back to girls and guys. I think inevitably like to be a friend of someone, you have to be attracted to their brain or their body. Yeah.

Or sometimes guys have girlfriends that like they've had sex with before and they know it is like would never work. And that's how they're able to be friends because it's like I would never want to have sex with you again. So maybe it's like let him get it out of his system. Fuck his best girlfriend. Actually, I've heard that before. Some people will be like, we just immediately have sex in the beginning, get out all the tension. And then just like there's no like, what if? What could it be? Yeah. And we're like, no, this would be like awful. OK. Should we do?

do from page news so lady gaga has a friend who is also her dog walker her dog walker was shot in the chest and two of her dogs were stolen wasn't it shot he shot like multiple times

I think it was only shot once, but like I was reading this page six article. The entire article, Hannah, is about how devastated Lady Gaga is over what's going on. And then she has a $500,000 reward and an email set up that if you know where the dogs are, like have any information or like if you took the dogs, she won't say anything. She'll give you the money if she just wants the dogs back. I read the entire article, not once.

Until I had to go to a different article. Did they say how the guy who got shot is doing? Like I read the whole article and I was like, yeah, I was like, wait, what about the human? Is he fucking dead? Wait, is he alive?

He's alive. I had to get out of the Page Six article, go to E! News, and, like, look it up. I thought she was about to say $500,000 for anyone who shot the man who's my friend. But, like, did these people just do this to get Lady Gaga's dog? I think so. I mean, they don't know. They're like, we don't know if it's related. But, like, who's walking around L.A. just...

And literally this man got shot and dog stolen and that's it. So like, obviously they want just one of the dogs, which is true. Like when you walk around LA and be like, this isn't Lady Gaga's dog. And they're like, no, that is. And they're like, he's wearing a blue collar. And you're like, I know, but it's the dog. Okay. Yeah.

You just get in a fight with someone. Dog stealing is a fucking thing in Williamsburg. You know, there's all these like cool coffee shops and the hipsters. Yeah, they're like little doodles outside. People just swipe doodles, just steal people's dogs in Williamsburg all the time. OK, that's fucking insane. Beginning of this article says Thursday's brutal dog napping. I shouldn't laugh because if someone stole butter or any of my foster babies. I have a question.

$500,000 to get her two dogs back. This is so ironic because I was hanging out with two of my friends last night. We were talking about how veterinarians are so fucking expensive. And I was like, this is dark, but I'm going to ask you guys. How much money is the vet saying you owe before you say, probably going to put it down? Like, probably not going to do that. You are...

Such a sick human. I'm not even going to get in this because I'm an animal lover, not a fighter. No, but it's sick, but also it is. Oh my God. You don't have to give me a number, but let me just tell you. I work to give butter a better life. You don't even know.

Post Polo on your Instagram. You call him fat. Okay? I said it. I mean, I'm not saying that I would love... I say Ragamuffin Ravioli is pear-shaped and you use the fat word on your dog. You body shamed your dog. I love Polo. I would fucking die for Polo. No, you wouldn't. Am I paying... That's a lie. You wouldn't die for Polo. That's a lie. No, okay. I love him so much, though. Am I paying 25 fucking grand for...

I don't think so. Well, is that a point where sometimes, as we said, we're going back to the crystals. Some things are not meant to be in your life. And if you have to pay $25,000 to get a surgery that might not even work, let that bitch go. And I mean, bitch,

Like I meant it and take a new animal and give them a home. It's just I don't. Yeah, I don't think. What kind of dogs were they? Just in case I see them like running around the Hamptons. They were French bulldogs. So they put that shit in their pockets. OK, here's another thing that I want to tell you. What? Not a huge bulldog fan. French American. I don't discriminate. Don't love them.

I mean, I'm a cat person, but

Bulldogs, they're like ugly hot. I feel like people go crazy over French bulldogs. And I'm like, okay, they can't breathe. Yeah, they look like they got hit in the face by a frying pan. Yeah, they're normal dogs. Like they can't breathe. That ran into a wall. I can't have a dog laying at the end of my bed, not being able to breathe in the middle of the night. I will fucking lose my shit. Wait, this is based on experience. Do you remember you were at like a share house?

And we literally were trying to do lives, but the dog couldn't breathe and was like wheezing too loud. And I was like, can you get that dog a doctor? And you were like, this is just the dog. Who's dog was that? I like mentally blocked it out. Oh my God. My friend Justin's. Oh my God, that fucking dog. I actually did fuck with that dog though. I like that dog, but...

But when it was annoying me with the sound, I was like, absolutely get out of here. Well, you know, sometimes like you just have to learn more about the dog. Like now I'm obsessed with pit bulls. If you haven't watched the champions, great documentary about Michael Vick's pit bulls and where they are now. Anywho. Okay. Next, Emma Watson. We're going to get so much hate for making fun of French bulldogs. Do you realize that? I'm not making fun of them. That's 90% of like female bloggers.

I have a preference and I am allowed to like a certain type of dog and not like a certain type of dog. I like tall men and tall dogs. Sorry. You know what dogs I feel like I would really fuck with, but I heard they're really mean, but like aesthetically I want one. Ooh, Rottweilers? A Dalmatian. Oh. But I heard they're really mean. I also, I tricked Des to foster two cats for two weeks. That's how you know. Wow. You are smart. I am. I am.

One of them I'm in love with, but it's whatever. Just continue. I don't want to talk about it. Okay, so people are saying that Emma Watson is taking a break from movies. She's 30. They say she's stepping away from acting. Watson's agent told the outlet that she is dormant.

from her career and won't be taking on any future projects for the foreseeable future. Why do they have to use the word dormant like a tumor? I don't know. People don't know, but I guess after she filmed Little Women last year, she refused to do press with any of the other cast and would only show up to the premiere. But no one really knows what's happening. And...

Here's why I wanted to even do this story. I can't ever decide if I like Emma Watson or if I don't. And I still don't know. Well, what's interesting is you hear a lot of diva stories. But sometimes like...

Is it diva or is it just like having like really strong boundaries because you've been like abused in the media for so long? Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like is someone really a bitch or are they just like sticking to what they want and they're not? Because imagine if you said yes to everything everyone asks you to do like I do.

Right. You'd be exhausted. Like I am so exhausted and sometimes it makes or like, and then people take advantage of you. You find yourself on an interview like, and they're making you talk about things you don't want to talk about or, and I could see someone just being like, I have to protect like my company and I just have to say, do my own thing. And then it could eventually come off like JLo being like, don't make eye contact with me. Right. I aspire to get to, I actually, I just did a clubhouse for the first time. Oh,

Oh, wait, how was that? Because I've been so curious. It's interesting because, I mean, this is my job, like doing this podcast, doing Burning House. So it's interesting to like go on for half an hour. It's basically a virtual panel.

So it's so easy. Like you press the room, you're in the room. If you're a moderator or if you're listening, someone could tap you in to be the moderator. And then you guys just like you mute and unmute and you talk. It was really fun to be in like, it's more like a podcast, but like a group. But we were talking about, it was with the girl that does like,

ig famous by dana she has like 200 000 followers it was formerly ig famous bodies and it just shows the like edited and unedited photos it shows people's like kylie jenner's body before after and like i i thought i love that you know i love that stuff but they were talking about basically transparency of like if you're gonna get it telling people like i got it and i basically was like

I was talking... I didn't go like, I'm against plastic surgery, but I was like, I'm against editing. I think if people edit, there should be like a warning, like this photo has been altered if you like really fuck with it to a certain extent. Or just for like... So girls don't look at something and think that they could get it by like buying someone's workout plan for $30 in an e-book. Yeah.

when it's like that bitch had a brazilian butt lift plus editing the day i buy an ebook i have a workout plan is the day i want you to have an intervention with me i mean i've done it we're just like i've been like oh i want it like a workout plan and like this girl looks like it would be fun her workouts are fun i did it once and it was like 12 and i never looked at it some of those workout bitches though make a lot of money and i gotta give it to them yeah i'll give it to them

Let's give it to him. Let's give it to him. See you in court. But I do think. So Leah from Real Housewives of New York was on it, who we love, who's just like just honest, blunt, gives it to him. And she's like, look, I got my nose did and my breasts done. And I tell everybody because I feel if I didn't, it's like I'm just like lying and like.

I'm trying to be transparent. And I was like, yeah, it's like has to be women supporting women. It's like me saying, Paige, I love your sweatshirt. Where'd you get it? And being like nowhere. It's like me being like, Paige, your Botox looks so good or like your forehead looks so good. And you being like, oh, my God, I just got this facial. You should get her. Oh, I just got this Botox from this guy. So it's like women need to be fucking open instead of. Could you imagine if you said, where is that sweatshirt from? And I said nowhere. I sometimes I go at the thrift store. You wouldn't get it. You're not from Brooklyn.

That would be crazy. She said, like, she got a lot of hate from people. Like, so she's, like, people are afraid to say they got plastic surgery because they get hate because it's not, like, natural. And it made me feel bad. But it's also, like, like, you know when Sonya Morgan was, like, yeah, I got a huge facelift. And I was, like, yes, bitch. She's, like, tagging the surgeon. Yeah, she looks fucking phenomenal. She looks great. And, like, be honest about it. It's the transparency that's fucked up. It's, like, how Kylie Jenner was, like, buy my lip kit. But then it worked. She got a million dollars, so...

Billion. I got it. I agree with you. Since we're talking about the Kardashians. So a clip came out from the new season that's coming out. And it's basically Scott telling Courtney that like he would marry her right now. And I like I love Travis and Court. I feel like I do love them. But I deep down want.

Courtney and Scott to get married. I want it for the family, but Paige, I think he's really struggles with addiction and stuff. And like, it's really hard to. Okay. But one, we don't know that for sure that he's still like really struggling. And I actually kind of think that he dates these really young girls, not making excuses for him because I think

The age is like way too young But I could You know he should be with someone Who's like 26 So he's still like emotionally available for her Like he's like See I'm just playing around Yeah like I feel like he dates These really young girls That he knows deep down Like nothing ever would be serious with them Because like they're so young They have so much growing up to do They're not going to try and like get married And have his babies And so that he's always like available For when Courtney's ready Because he's just like passing his time Why do you think she's not ready? I don't know

I feel like maybe she just like isn't in love with him. Yeah, like and if it's burnt, it's burnt. I'm all about moving on. I love a breakup. Let's talk about Travis and Kourtney with his ex Shayna. So people have been so she's first got in trouble because she was caught liking a Instagram comment on her page like dissing Kourtney. Then she posted a meme like, oh, why are you stressing out or something? Like there's someone out there dating your ex.

So she keeps like subtly shading Courtney and then be happy that like your ex is dating like one of the most beautiful, successful women in the world. I hate when my exes I love. No, I love when my exes date like amazing women. I'm like, they have great taste. You know, it's interesting. None of my exes are in relationships except one.

Wow, so you really fucked up a lot of them. I feel like, do you think that's because I'm the emotionally abusive one? I was going to say you're amazing. You know? Yeah, it's possible. I mean, their therapist definitely knows your name. Their therapist is well-versed on Paige DeSorbo. All things Paige, yeah. It's either they were so in love with me and they can't get over me, or I fucked them up so badly. Or they're just focusing on their career, but...

Oh, actually one does have a really nice girlfriend. But like the main three, single. Interesting. I was going to say something like single as a, but I couldn't think of something single. Pringle. Single as a pringle. Yep. Then there you go. Can we also talk about

Who's Scott dating again? Rinda's daughter. Okay, so Scott's dating Amelia Hamlin. Have you seen her little transformation? Wait, what happened? She just got like a really fake tan and looks like a Kardashian. Like was it overnight? Like why was she dressed like that?

I mean, she I'm going to go to her Instagram right now. I mean, she looks like Chloe. But like she was gorgeous before. And then now. No, I don't think she did like plastic surgery because I just think she's doing her makeup. Wait. No, she put on like a whole different look. Yeah. Her look is way different. Her makeup is way different. She never wears her hair like this. She like if you look at her Instagram page, it's very natural. Was it just a random photo? Yeah, it's so natural. Yeah.

like natural in terms of like she does not wear a lot of makeup at all yeah i don't know if she like gets her lips done or whatever i think she's stunning i really do i mean she definitely gets her lips done but yeah yeah she definitely does wow now i'm like going into a hole of amelia hamlin do you know her sister was dating one of the guys from love island yeah y'all oh god oh my god what else do we have in front page news

Oh, I have one more story and it's like not really a story, but I found it interesting and I didn't like it. Okay. Did you just say you didn't like it? Yeah. You know how in New York City it's getting to inside restaurants, it's going to go up to like 35% capacity. Okay. Madame Tussauds sent wax figures to Peter Luger restaurant to fill the other empty seats. Nope. And I hate that.

Nope. Imagine walking in the restaurant or like bad night at like 11 p.m. The last people leave. You're just, you know, checking out or everyone out. And then you have to shut the light. And then those fucking wax figures, their little eyes start moving. Nope. Check, please. Check, please. Check immediately. There is literally a wax figure of Audrey Hepburn just fucking chilling at this table. Nope. Nope.

An absolute felon behavior. We will see you in court. Also, like, what? Like, why would they take their time to do that? Also, I'd be like, hey, Audrey's sitting in my seat. Can she...

she like the checks went in front of her for hours can i like i would i would absolutely lose my mind it's so creepy and also like people actually like when places aren't crowded like can we just normalize that in new york city you don't have to be have a fuck up they have a fake line outside of wax figures so you have to wait in it to feel like you're in new york so no the craziest part of this whole thing is like i feel like our whole lives are like turning backwards whatever and

I went out to dinner the other night with – I went out on a date. And we went to Don Angie, which is, like, this Italian restaurant in New York City. And outside, they have these booths set up. But you can't see inside the booth. Like, each booth has a red curtain in front of it. So you have no idea how many people are in there, like, sitting. So if it's just you and him on a date, like, it's – you can't see anyone else. And –

He made our reservation for inside the restaurant and he was like, I just figured it was going to be fucking freezing and that you would want to sit inside. But like the vibe in that fucking booth outside is so cool. Like I'm pissed we're not sitting outside. And we were sitting inside and there was like a tape like two tables away from us were a couple. The other side, there's like a couple. And we looked at each other and we're like, how crazy is it that we don't want to be by anyone?

And we'd rather be alone in this booth. Like, we could have stayed home. It would have just been us. Some of the restaurants crushed it with the outdoor seating. Yeah, they really did. There's an Instagram that rates, like, all the New York City restaurants based on, like, how warm they are. Oh, cool. And it's actually...

it's so smart well some people weren't allowed to put like the propane tanks or whatever i think they were like they couldn't like get them there's a few restaurants in new york that like really do it fucking well there was some like things that people had to get legally to do it but yeah new york is like such a different vibe right now but i kind of like i don't mind sitting outside i really don't like i kind of fuck with it a little bit like if there's a heater above

Yeah. I'm like, I kind of fucks with the heater. And like, just like, I like that saying. And getting like a hot alcoholic drink. A little hot toddy. Go off.

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What are you drinking right now, by the way? Like, what's your go-to? Dude, I'm so happy you asked. Yeah. I've been really into, like, a cocktail. Oh. Like, I used to just be a tequila... Yeah, I used to just be, like, a tequila soda girl. Sometimes I do tequila...

on the rocks and I'd get like a ginger ale on the side. Then I just went to tequila on the rocks and then I figured I had a problem. Then you said hold the rocks. Yeah. Then I was just like, how about you just bring the bottle out to me? Thank you. That means you're like, I want to get fucked up with the least amount of sugar possible. That's what tequila rocks is. Or I'm just like injected into my veins. Yeah. Like put in a tampon and put it inside me. Figure it out. What the kids in the suburbs are doing.

I think so. They're all crazy out there. So recently, I've been really into going to restaurants and getting like something fucking muddled. You know, like put a little salt on the rim of something. Okay, Williamsburg. But only on one side. If a tattooed man isn't making my drink with a wooden... Mm-mm.

If something isn't being like passionate, if he's not sweating when he's making it, I don't want it. Yeah. If his sleeves aren't rolled up to at least his elbows and he's not mashing something, this is a great visual for art. That got weird quick, huh? If it doesn't take him an abnormal like 12 minutes to make, see you in court. I'll see you in court. To wrap this up, what are you watching?

Wrap this up. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You wrote some stuff in the Giggly Squad notes of stuff you're watching. I finished Firefly. Hello? Is this thing on? Firefly Lane on Netflix. Did you watch that? No. What is it? Oh, my God. You have to watch it. It's about like two best friends. And it's Katherine Heigl. And I don't remember. Don't know. Wait. So she's back. She was out for a long time.

Yeah, so it's Katherine Heigl and she plays like this new, she has like her own TV show, like her own talk show. And then her best friend is a mom and she's going through a divorce. And like they've been best friends since growing up. You have to watch it. It's so cute. I remember. And they're basically like opposites. Like one of them is living this crazy life in the spotlight. Another one is a mom. And in the beginning I was like, why do I care about this? But then I kept like watching it. Well, good for her because who knows what really happened that made her kind of

kicked out of Hollywood. Who knows? Yeah, I do like that. She was like a bitch. But part of me is like, how many guys are assholes? Like, was she a bitch or was she just like hungry? You know? And yeah, I got it. And then I was watching. I watch Atlanta Housewives. Oh, my God. What did you think? Portia's facial expressions during Bolo's dancing. I follow him on Instagram, by the way. We had a stripper come on Summer House once.

I want, I'll see you in court. I want my money back. Yeah. Like what the fuck? It's also so crazy because we were like grinding on him and he just sat there. Yeah. He was like, get off of me. It's crazy to, to watch it and then like flip the house cameras. Cause like, that's our whole life. Like having cameras. When I got to talk to Porsche on chat room about it, she was like, we straight up production was like, we're done. Goodbye. Have fun. Cameras are down. We're done. So like they didn't,

They probably told them like there are cameras, but they didn't understand like the extent of how good these cameras are. And I was like, Porsche. Yeah. Welcome to my fucking life. Yeah. They had no idea. So like they didn't realize there was audio. They got her and Toya like legit making out in the corner of it. I need to know who had the threesome, you know, like I need to know. So some stuff is revealed. Yeah.

On the next episode of Atlanta coming out yesterday. But it's also, I feel like, what do you think of Kenya's behavior? Okay, here, I love, Marlo can be such a bitch, but I've always really liked her for some reason. I love Marlo. I love Kenya and Marlo becoming friends again. Yeah.

But do you think it's because Kenya felt like no one else was being her friend in that moment? And no, I feel like she I feel like it was one of the most real I feel like I've ever seen her when she was like, look, Marlo, like you fucking hurt my feelings. Like, I know we can go like petty back and forth, but you said some shit that was deep. And Marlo was like, no, I know.

So I felt like she was being real. I'm just playing devil's advocate. Hasn't Kenya said stuff that was like really messed up? Yeah. But Marlo really has said more messed up things to her. Okay. I believe you. I actually haven't seen the other season, so I'm not going to fight on this. I've actually never watched it either. Made up. We are just making shit up right now. People actually watch Atlanta are like, what are they talking about? She's like, Marlo and her were actually cousins. And then they had a falling out. You know what? I'll see you in court. I'll see you in court.

But also, Portia, like, people getting hate for, like, hooking up. Like, have fun. Yeah. Portia's single. I was like, if someone doesn't have sex with Bolo, I'm going to have a problem. I mean, they definitely did. He was hot. Like, they definitely had sex with him. And he was wearing Chanel. He was hot. Someone said... I also feel bad for him. Someone said, this is Dorit's next outfit. He's wearing Chanel, but it's not authentic. Someone said, it's Dorit's next outfit. Yeah.

No way. You know she loves the Chanel stuff. I actually totally could see her in that. Oh my god. You guys we love you so much. I can't believe we'd hit a million listens and it's just gonna get more wild and more fun as the weeks go on. And our merch is definitely coming soon. We actually were making some changes to it because we wanted to be absolutely perfect.

Well this is what happens We We decided on the designs Then we got the samples And then once we put them on We had edits We wanted it to be Fucking perfect So it takes another Like two three weeks Yeah we wanted to change A lot of things To get it We just We do this all the time We like get excited About something We tease it And then like People are like Hey that's gonna take Two years We're like

But this was real. This was actually real. This wasn't like us being like not doing it on time. This was I wanted it to be perfect. This wasn't our pyramid scheme. Yeah. And this was a few things that I was like, no, I need this change to make it absolutely. No, I'm not putting anything on the website that isn't like perfection. Paige literally was like, I need this font to be smaller by like this percentage. And I was like, OK, queen. She goes, OK, see you in court. Yeah.

Oh my god. Anyway, Paige, I love you so much. Everyone listen to Paige's. She was on Call Her Daddy. Welcome to the new stepfather club.

I love her. We're obsessed with Alex. I can't wait for me and you to go on. We definitely need her on Giggly Squad. We definitely need her. I was like, Alex, the three of us would talk for 24 hours straight. Yeah, maybe she'll just become the next giggler and she'll fit right in. I also listen to Burning in Hell. Okay, guys, thanks for giggling with us.