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I mean, the day just got away from me. Oh man, it's a big week for Giggly Squad. Because what united the gigglers originally was our Instagram lives after Summer House. And guess what? This week, Summer House, prison with a pool, is airing. Also known as incarceration with great decor. Also known as a co-working space with no HR and a lot of alcohol.

Literally. Oh my God. I mean, that's so good. Coworking space with no HR. Literally. That's what it was. That's exactly what it was. It's a company without a president. Some people think they're president and some people want to fire themselves. Yeah.

I can't believe it's coming back this week. I'm so nervous. It's so crazy to think that it was a year ago that we basically started Giggly Squad Lives. It's insane. It's insane. And it just shows the strength of giggling. If you giggle hard enough, you can do anything. That's true. Keep giggling. So many things I wanted to just say right there. It doesn't seem possible that we were...

It was one year that we were like, we should like giggle. It doesn't seem possible that we're still lying in bed talking shit after all this time. It's like, when do they get tired? You know, of just laying in bed talking shit. I can't wait for people to watch Thursday because there is such a part that is so us. Well, if you think about it, we entered the house like prime giggly mode. Like we had been talking every night. I remember just our banter was...

In top form. Yeah, we were really connected. And it was like more fun because like you were physically there to like laugh with. And I think we were like so giddy and stupid. Laughing is fun. I'll never get tired of it. How do you feel emotionally knowing that like the season is about to air?

I get the same anxiety every year before we air, but each year it transforms a little. It gets a little less, but I'm worried about other things. Yeah, I wouldn't say it gets less. It gets different, I feel like. It gets different. Because at first you're like, is the whole world going to hate me? Yeah. And then the first season airs and you're like, okay, some people like me, some people don't, whatever. And then the second season you're like, are they going to show how much of a cunt that girl was to me?

Yeah, and now this season I'm kind of like, if I hurt anyone in the process, I'm really sorry. Like, I don't mean to be bad. But it was funny, we were doing press and everyone was just like, what was it like to be stuck for seven weeks or six weeks together? And it's not recommended for your mental health, but I think this season is epic in so many more ways. Because it used to just be like, we work hard during the week and we party on the weekends. And now it's like, we have no excuse. It's like...

We're partying. It's just... Right. It's just different. It was just such a different experience. I don't know. I got asked during press, like...

Did you like it better this way, like just all together for six weeks or did you like it better every weekend? And I honestly don't know because they're both it was such a different experience. I feel like I like probably had more fun just weekends because some people, including myself, like I can't be with myself for too long. I love a small dose and then going to sleep for four days.

And then, like, showing up at, you know, like, when you're at the party and you're just like, I can't keep this up for more than two hours. This is like, oh, shit, I have to keep it up for more than two hours. Yeah, it's crazy. And it's just crazy to be with that many people 24-7. Yeah, like, think of your, people were DMing me, they were like, I could barely stay with my parents for two weeks without wanting to murder both of them. And I'm like, okay, let's not.

kill our parents however right it's true like you see different sides to people I mean people say you don't really know someone until you live with them which is true right

I'm excited. I feel like I get bad anxiety, like knowing it's like about to be said that it's going to air because you're just like so scared. And then once like the cast photo comes out and people are like excited, you're like, OK, it's not that bad. It's not that bad. I think I'm doing something new this year where I will not be on Twitter. That's so funny you said that because...

I've been instructed by family members and people who love me that I'm not allowed on Twitter. Yeah. And you guys, Paige and I never, we're not Candace Dillard. Like we don't go on Twitter and demolish people. Like we, I, I will occasionally make a joke here or there, but it's more like it used to be fun to hashtag summer house and look what everyone's saying. Yeah. Now it's scary. Now it's terrifying. Because when a show actually gets some heat, like what's more fun than to like a show?

To not like a show. I'm really sensitive. I'm just so sensitive. And it's like the smallest thing that someone could say. And I'm just like, do you think that my hairline really is weird, mom?

She's like, what? People have started to kind of jump on the bandwagon, like calling us fan favorites and stuff, which is scary to me because I was watching a Bee Gees documentary last night, as I do. Oh my god. And Chris Martin was on it. The Bee Gees? Just don't worry about it. It's critical to disco history that's inspired the music you've listened to today, Paige. But it's okay. Be ignorant. Be ignorant. Oh my god. You had that ready. Yeah.

I actually did it and it came out from a place of passion. I don't even know where that came from. I blacked out. How did you just put that in a sentence? It influenced music that you listen to today. So basically Chris Martin was like, disco got so popular that like it became more cool to not like disco.

Like, they had a whole campaign where they were like, fuck disco. And that's what happens. And I literally, I'm not saying that we are that popular, that it's, like, cool to hate us. But when things get too likable, like, think of everything from Taylor Swift to Jennifer Lawrence to Anne Hathaway. Oh, wow. Yeah, she went through a period where people really hated her. And there was no legit reason. Like, I remember when I worked for Betches, they were like, we hate Anne Hathaway. And I was like, what did she do? And they were like...

be Anne Hathaway and I was like oh and you're like oh right right got it got it got it note to self don't be

So anyway, that's, and we talked about trolldom, how like it's, trolls don't come out from like, trolls come from, it's like, you know, when you don't care that much, you would never try to destroy someone. Trolls come from people who actually love you. But I do think I should respond to trolls saying I love you because I think they feel like they're not loved by me. And that's why they, they hate and just go, hey. There's so many times people will say things and then I'll look and I'll be like,

But you don't have a real picture and you follow seven people and I'm one of them. Thank you so much. Well, that's why Reddit in particular is very dangerous because it's all anonymous. So, okay. Wait, anyone can say anything. Not that like we know anything. We don't know anything about what you're about to say. The whole Reddit with the Robin Hood thing and the GameStop. Like, I have no idea what's going on at all. You fuck more finance guys than I do. Like, have you not? That's true. Have you not like learned anything? No.

Not a tiny bit. I haven't even inquired to try and learn. So I actually called my brother in the morning. You did? Yeah, and I was like, what's going on? Because my brother not only is in finance, but he is like king of Reddit in his heyday of gamers. And basically...

They thought it would be... They're like tricking the system to be like, let's get a company that sucks, like GameStop. GameStop's like the blockbuster of video games. Yeah, and they were like... And stockbrokers... Oh my God, I can't believe I'm trying... Hedge funds, who were like the 1%,

Are you Margot Robbie in the bathtub during the big short? I'm going to fuck it up. Happening. My tits are out, you guys. You can't see it, but they're out right now. So they're shorting, which means they're like betting against the GameStop stocks because GameStop sucks. Okay. So then a bunch of people on Reddit, TikTok were like, let's.

They did something to buy stocks to make it go up so it doesn't do bad. So the hedge funds lose a lot of money. But the weird thing with stocks is like that could happen. It was doing well. GameStop was doing well. But then if people start selling because they're like, oh, I made some money, then the hedge funds win again because it goes down. Okay. So it's this constant thing. But the fucked up thing is GameStop was like doing great and other places too. And then Robinhood, which is the app that you can buy stocks. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Like, stopped. Clothes game stopped. They just stopped. You can't buy more stocks right now. Which is why Dave Port and I got really annoyed because he's like, you know, this is like when you're in a hockey fight and you're beating the shit out of the guy and he calls timeout. You can't call timeout. I don't know how to do a Boston accent. That was like a stupid New York accent. So people were upset about manipulating the market. Oh.

But basically, these hedge fund guys have been manipulating the market forever. And now it's just like these these trolls on TikTok and Reddit now know how to manipulate the market. So it's like who's been who's in the wrong? Oh, God. Wow. That was actually a great explanation. Thank you. Thank you. If you ask me questions, I can't go any deeper. But that is like the high. I wouldn't even be able to think of a question. So we're in luck.

funny how that works out um also switching gears i had katie maloney on burning in hell it's coming out this week you guys should check it out and it just made me like go back to vintage bravo i mean i'll never forget when vanderpump first aired like people like to compare summerhouse and vanderpump and like i'm so flattered that people would be like summerhouse was like really good this season compared to vanderpump and it's like

Vanderpump should win an Emmy. No, they really should. Vanderpump has got, like, I was legit nervous on the interview with Katie. When they came to Summer House, like, that first summer that we were there. Oh, yeah, we, like, weren't allowed to talk to them. No, like, we were like,

We didn't act the type of way. We were just like, we're not worthy and I'm just going to go fuck myself in the hot tub. I literally felt like A-list celebrities had walked in. I was nervous. No, no. It's not just A-list celebrities. It's like you're like a tennis player just playing for fun and then professional tennis players walk on and start playing in the game you're playing. And you're like, why am I here? I feel like there were multiple times where I just stood in our kitchen and I was like,

I'm not supposed to be here. No, it's literally like watching your childhood heroes do what they do, but somehow you're doing it with them. Yeah, and it's just like I'm unworthy. I'm not. I'll never forget when Stassi looked at me and said, that bag is so cute. And I was like, oh my God. It's so funny. I don't think Stassi even looked at me.

Fun fact about Stassi. I, um, like a couple months later, it was fashion week and she's good friends with Taylor Strecker. And I was actually with Kelly Ben Simone. This is, I'm name dropping now, but yeah, what's going on? You're like, sorry, I was partying at Kelly Ben Simone. We went over to Bethany's and we were like, go to sleep.

We were just like going up to like one of these parties that I'd rather blow my brains out than be at. And it was like one hour into fashion week and my heels were killing me. And I was like, I'm not meant for this world. But Taylor walks in and Stassi's behind her. And I'm like, Tay, like Tay and I are best, best friends. And then Stassi looked at me with the blankest look like right through me. And because at first I was like, nice, like, hey. And then she basically was just like, hi. And I was like, oh, I hate to do this, but like.

we we know each other and she's like oh and I'm like I don't want to have to I was like I hate it we spent a whole weekend filming together and she's like I'm so sorry and then part of me was like I should I would have pretend pretended I didn't know her except Taylor knew that we filmed a weekend together so I wasn't about to like play it off in front of Taylor that like her friend doesn't know who I am

But then Stassi clearly was like embarrassed by that and then ignored me the rest of the night. But Bo was cool. Me and Bo were hanging. You have to just ignore it the rest of the night. I was, I was.

here's what I always do because like I do meet a lot of people in New York just like random like friends of friends or like maybe we were at a dinner together or a party whatever and a girl came up to me we were at a brunch and she was saying hi to one of my guy friends so like they were talking and I just kind of like you know like turned to like the person on the other side of me and I was like talking to them and then the girl was like Paige oh my god so good to see you and I

Immediately went into like, oh my God, so good to see you. How are you? Like, what's going on? Tell me everything. I did that yesterday at a coffee shop. And she like walked away. Whatever my guy friend goes, you don't remember a second of meeting her. And I go, sure don't. But it looked like I...

knew her you know like i would never want someone to feel like oh my god she didn't remember me this is what i do yeah every person when they say hi to you you act like you know them and if they don't be like oh my god i must have mixed you up because that's way less embarrassing than being like oh my god sorry who are you so i always use the classic like oh my god i knew i knew you like i just couldn't remember yeah and they're like yeah like we had dinner at like

Crow's nest And I'm like This is the problem When people recognize you sometimes They will just yell your name So like Right That's the issue In New York I see people from high school Middle school All the time People just go Hannah So I turn And they go Hey And then I'm like

hi, how are you? And the next thing you know, they're telling me about like their kids and I'm like, wait, what is going on? There's a split second where they're going to say, I love the show and then you know that you don't know them and you're like, a sense of relief or they ask, they say something personal and you're like, fuck. So I know this person. Literally yesterday, I walked to a coffee shop and the girl goes, hey, Hannah, because I go to this coffee shop all the time but I didn't recognize her. But she goes, hey, Hannah. And I go, hey.

How are you? And she goes...

So excited for Summer House to start. And I go, I know, it's crazy. But, like, that could have been anyone. It could have been anyone. So, like... She could have been related to you. You could have had Christmas dinner with her and you wouldn't have known. You know how many people probably leave an interaction like, oh, like, that was weird. Like, I called out Hannah. I called out Paige. I feel awkward. Like, so embarrassed. Like, 95% after any interaction, I'm like, oh, that was bad. I ruined it for them. Now they think I suck. Same. I always wonder, like...

This one girl came up to me when I was at a dinner and she was like, hey, I'm not this person. I hate doing this, but can we take a picture? And I was like, of course. I love taking pictures. Whatever. But then once we walked away, one of my guy friends was like, that's so funny. Like,

how that happens do you ever like are you ever rude i'm like no first of all that's insane that i would ever be rude to someone who's coming up to like give me a compliment but i think like are do people ever walk away and they're like i actually don't like her now no it's actually really nerve-wracking because it's such an awkward interaction then you're like was i not cool enough yeah like does she think i'm a loser also when they're with all their friends and you're alone and they're like hannah and you're just like hey it's

Yeah. Like, just know, like, I'm a lot more awkward than you are. Yeah. Just know that we're fucking losers. So, like, when you call us out with social anxiety, so it's nerve wracking. But anyway. When you call me out and you know that I have social anxiety, like, who's doing that? Like, come up and just, like, grab my hand and be like, we know. Yeah.

The best was I was on the subway once and waiting to go in, and the girl walking out just looked at me, and she was like, I like your shit, and kept walking. And I was like... Wait, that's dope. I wish every interaction was like that. Like, she literally was... She was just like, I like your shit, and kept walking. I wish I was cool enough to see someone and be like, I like what you do, and just walk away. Good for you. Yeah, but that's all... What do you really want out of an interaction? Like, I feel like New York...

you don't really like to go up to celebrities, but like occasionally if I really like someone, I'll just like be like, I know what you do and it's good. Keep it up. Yeah. I want to see Leo on the street and just be like. People see Leo. Yeah. Leo's around. I've seen him a few times. I get really starstruck. Yeah. I get very starstruck though in New York, even though I don't, I just don't move. I would, I don't go up to people, but I'm just like,

I once saw Jessica Alba in a bodega. Wow. She was like reading every single, are we doing what? Label. Every single label of like, you know, all those weird, just like fancy drinks they have in the bodega. Yeah. And like the aloe and stuff. And she was reading it and she was just like stunning, no makeup. Anyway, the reason I fell in love with Vanderpump is because I was going through a very toxic breakup as in,

I was dating one of those narcissists who were like so charming, so great. Everyone loved him. And he was very sneaky, like controlling and didn't make me feel good about myself in like the most subtle fucking way. Like it's not always in your face like Armie Hammer. So it's like I feel like.

And Vanderpump saved me in that time because all day I would just be in my own head. Like I'd be at work. And then when you get home, it's like, fuck, I have to now like be with my thoughts of like recovering from this. And I would just shut the light off at like 5 p.m.

turn on Vanna from season one and just get lost in their lives. No way. This is during your breakup? This was, like, I broke up with him, and I was, like, fucked up. Like, I was very depressed. I was still healing from the anxiety of it, and I just, like, couldn't deal with myself.

How long did it take you, like realistically? Great question. How long did it take you, one, to feel like, okay, I'm over this breakup, but really like when you realize, okay, wow, I don't think about him anymore at all. So because I was getting such bad anxiety, like when I was going to sleep, my heart was pounding. I really, and I couldn't eat, which is insane for me. Like I remember being really embarrassed at eating

At work. Because I ordered a sandwich. And I couldn't eat it. And people were like commenting. Like you're not going to eat your sandwich. And it was like. I was sick to my stomach. That I couldn't eat it. Because it's insane. But that's. You know like when you're actually sick to your stomach. And you can't. Yeah. And you like literally can't swallow something. You can't swallow. So.

I more was like not even thinking about the dude and I was more like I need to get my shit together. And it took me about six months until like I wasn't waking up being like, how do I overcome this depression? And you just stop thinking about it. It took me about six months. This is like after like narcissistic abuse. It takes at least six months. That's crazy. OK, so then after that six months, when did you start dating again? Yeah.

after or had you started dating before that after those six months British Dave was the next guy I was with wow that's why that first season like I was shooketh from dating and that's why I really went in like I am not trying to date anyone like I am trying to keep my head on my shoulders and like not go to a dark place oh my god okay so that makes so much sense about why you and British Dave didn't work out

Yeah, I was not there and he was so great. But he was such a good like first guy to be with. Yeah. But he started off, he was very like, he was like just saw his ex-girlfriend. Like, so I was like, oh, perfect. Like you're still intertwined in like recovery. You're fucked up, so am I. I'm recovering too.

But then like summer house, he was just, he showed this new side to him during that summer. That was like, despite all this craziness, like I still want to spend time with you. Right. Cause my ex would control me in a way. Like sometimes people make controlling, like it's really scandalous, like romantic, like, Oh my God, he won't let me go anywhere. Cause he has to like see me all the time or know where I am. His was like, we can't hang out two days in a row. Cause that's like too much.

So it was like pushing you away, but like also gaining control of you. It was like he was in control of like keeping me at arm's length, but not letting me go. So he was like, every Sunday we hang out. That was like our day. And I remember once we like accidentally made a plan on Saturday and he was like, hey, like we're hanging out Sunday. So and like that makes you feel like shit. Did that make you feel like he was possibly like sleeping with other people?

I mean, it could have been, but he's just, like... It's funny because I, like, blocked out a lot of, like, the reasons I don't, like, get deep into it. But I remember he spent, like, three days with me in Shelter Island. And we got back. And he was like, you know what's crazy? Like, we spent three days together and, like, I'm not sick of you. And I remember thinking, like, ew. Ew. Like, how dare you? Like...

Passive-aggressively. Like, compliment me, but in, like, such a backhanded way. And, Paige, my love language is quality time. Like, you know me, like... Yeah. I'd rather sit next to you and not say a word for six hours watching reality TV. Like, that's love to me. Than you, like, getting me, like, fancy flowers. Right. He even, like, got me a bunch of gifts for my birthday, and they were just, like, not me. And I remember thinking, like... He got me, like, a yoga mat with a Brooklyn Bridge on it. And I was like, this is, like, what...

Someone who doesn't know you but googled you gets you. I had a boyfriend one time who would like try and get me like jewelry and like would go like travel Europe and get me like these things whenever he was like somewhere else. And I was just like, dude, you don't know me at all because I would never wear this. And it's such I'm like, I felt like Carrie Bradshaw when Aiden proposed. Yeah. I was like, oh.

hold the phone. You don't know me. When I was younger, my first boyfriend got me one of those, what is it? Pandora. Pandora bracelets with like a cat and like a tennis racket. Like that was cute. But I was like, I thought I was like hipster and I was like, I'm not wearing this like commercialized. I had a Pandora bracelet from a boyfriend too. Oh my God. It was cute back in the day. So cute. Also what this guy did that was like,

bad and this is because I actually asked advice questions today and so much of it was like how do I get over this guy or like this guy goes to me and he's texting me or this toxic guy keeps texting me and it's like you're asking us these questions and you know the answer guys yeah if you have to ask you know the answer

Sorry, I just got aggressive, but it was necessary. Yeah, oh my God, don't yell at us. This guy used to always talk about his exes to control me. Like, he would be like, oh, I hate when my ex would, like, show up late to things. Like, I hate when my ex would, like, talk about things she didn't know about. Or, like, I hate when my ex would make, like, bad jokes. Yeah.

And then next thing you know, you're in your head and you're like, I hope I don't make a bad joke. I hope I don't sound stupid. I hope I don't mess up and, like, show up late. And next thing you know, you're just walking on eggshells all the fucking time. I have a universal rule, which, like, I definitely break sometimes, too. But, like...

like if you're talking to a guy like a new guy whatever unless you're having like a conversation about both of your exes yeah and like past relationships it's probably best to never bring up your ex like you don't want to be doing something with your new dude and be like oh yeah like my ex and if you think about it it's a control tactic you're using if you're talking about it yeah either you're trying to make him a little jealous

Or you're like trying to explain like how you are in relationships. And it's like, just stop. I've definitely done it. I've definitely done it for both those reasons. Yeah, me too. I've definitely been like, oh, like my ex and I used to like do that. Like, yeah, bitch, I've done this before you. Don't act like you're cooler. Or because sometimes I've sat and thought and been like, okay, why do I keep bringing him up? Like, is that something in me that I'm like, wait, I'm not over him.

Or like, what is the deal? Like, why do I keep bringing it up? Well, I do think it's healthy that like, when you first start a new relationship after a toxic one, you will compare it. Like, it will be popping up in your head that's not crazy. I also remember he'd be like, oh, like, I hated when she didn't let me watch my games. Or like, I hated when she bothered me when I was like smoking weed. So then I was just like taking notes subconsciously in my head. Like, okay, like, don't bother him with this. Next thing you know, like, I couldn't talk to him. Yeah.

I was like, well. I'd taken so many notes and I realized he doesn't want me here. And so that's how we broke up. But then the confusing thing is like, they're so in love with you and they want to be with you forever. And then you're sitting there and you're like, but you don't even see me. And I hate myself around you. When you have more fun with your friends than your mans, or you feel more seen by your friends than your mans, he's out. Yeah. Yeah.

So, wow, that's a crazy thing. If you have more fun with your friends than your man. And I don't mean fun. Oh, like I drink more. Let's go out. We like get fucked up. I mean fun. Like when you're sitting with them, you feel like you can be your full self and you could do whatever you want. And they like understand you. They know how your mind works. They appreciate you. If you don't feel that way with your guy, he's wrong for you.

I feel like in my years of dating, which let's see, how long have I been dating? What's your career? What's your stats? Oh my God. I feel like I've been dating. I've been dating since I was 16. Yeah. So 12 years. Yeah. Oh, I'm just pure agony. Wow. That seems insane. Anyway. You know what's annoying? They say that if you do something for 10,000 hours, you become an expert, but not with dating. Why?

Pure lies. So in my career of dating, I feel like really, really, and I'm not going to name names because I don't want people to get mad. I feel like there's really only two people that I was like my full, full self with. Yeah. Which is crazy to think. And it's also crazy to think like. It's always your first boyfriend, I feel like. Yeah. My first one, I was like. There's something about the first one that you're just like.

Well, your first love is just so magical. And you have such rose-colored glasses. But also, I feel like you're raw in that, like, you haven't been fucked up by the past. So you're not making, like, fucked-up, scared decisions of who you want to date. You're just like, oh, this is the kind of guy that likes me. I feel like you learn a lot from the first guy you date. And I feel like your first love is so good that...

And you don't... Yeah, you don't know anything else. And you're just expecting like, okay, well, my next boyfriend is going to love me even more. And then you get that next boyfriend. And that boyfriend is...

No, like, like Satan himself has delivered him to your doorstep and you start dating him. So I feel like it was my boyfriend, like after my first love that I was just like, this is fun and exciting and dangerous. And, and then at one point I was just like, no, but actual danger is occurring. And I don't,

What would you tell to like 22 year old Paige about dating guys? Like what advice would you give her? Oh my God.

22-year-old Paige, I would probably tell her to just chill the fuck out. Like, it's not that important to have a boyfriend right now. There's so many other people that love you. Like, you don't need to convince this guy to love you. Like, he's not even half as cool or, like, anything as you are. And you are, like...

going down on his level like stay up at yours and let him chill with the at the bottom let someone meet you where you are yeah it's so funny when you like get fixated on one guy like oh i'm gonna trick him to date me and trap his ass and then like while you're trying to trap his ass there's like so many good guys that you're just missing yeah that are just like running about town and there's still like a weird thing in me that if a guy doesn't like me i'm like

Well, now I need to. Well, now I need you to. But I've definitely gotten over that. Not like...

when I was 25 like I've gotten over it in like the past two years so I'm like in my late 20s that I'm like he doesn't like me cool like I hope he finds his person hope I find mine you know like you just kind of or at least be conscious of when it's a game of like just your ego versus like you're meeting the right person there was a point where I like I really liked this one guy and I just knew he didn't like me he told me he's like no I don't like you like I don't want to date you

yeah and I for like a couple weeks I was just like I don't get it like why does he not and then one day I was just like you know what like I'm not he's not the crazy one I am like why would I want to try and convince someone to like me like that's insane so now I only fuck with guys who are like obsessed with me yeah you you can't force situations because it's the truth is always going to come out in the end and for all those girls who are messaging like oh this toxic guy keeps texting me back it's like

you can get his attention but like really other doors don't open unless you close doors it's so true it really is and there's something about like i saw this like tiktok and it really it hit i don't know why it really hit me but it was this guy being like you ever meet your soulmate and then bam you meet your second soulmate like at the same time and you're talking to and i'm like

And then at the end, it's like, or maybe I'm just a hoe. But like, it's so true. Like when you're talking to someone that then like something else happens. So like you have to keep it moving. But also what I would tell to my younger self is like, you need to have those bad relationships. Like anyone listening is going through a bad relationship. This sounds corny, but like this will make you realize when you find your soulmate. Mm-hmm.

Because like I've dated all the guys I've dated. It's taught everyone has taught me in a different way, whether it's something I liked about them or something I didn't. Yeah. How to know when he's the one. That's why like, I mean, I don't know if I necessarily believe that you like immediately know someone's the one. But like that's what my parents did. They don't work for them.

Yeah, I definitely don't believe in, like, love at first sight. But I believe in... But do you believe in lust at first sight? A thousand percent. I, like, lust over the mailman. Like, please. We know. But I do believe... Oh, my God. Wait, can you tell them the mailman story? Just in general. It was in general. We were getting the mail. Piss off.

I was like ordering a lot of clothes per usual like I do. And like the one day Hannah and I were together and I was just like waiting for this order to come and all of a sudden the UPS driver pulls up and I was like, yo, I think the UPS driver might be hot. His little brown romper. Hot as shit. And he jumps off his truck. Peppy as can be. Yeah, having a great day. He's holding a package and he goes, are one of you Paige? And I was like, oh my God.

That's me. And I like run down to the UPS truck like I've known this man forever. Also a hot guy giving you clothes is like. Yeah. He's he has a mask on. So like all I can see are his eyes. And I'm just like, thank you so much. We end up chatting for like 15 minutes. I walk back into the house and I'm like, what did you talk about? And like, I think I'm dating the UPS driver. Hey, I have a boyfriend. I was like, who? Just like UPS guy.

And then, like, for days after, when he would come to our house, he would literally look for me. And I was like, no, like, I'm legit dating the UPS driver. Because all the clothes were for you. Continue. I don't remember what his name is. He kept coming and calling my name to give me presents. He kept ringing my doorbell. And I was like, it's enough. Like, we're not really together. And he's like, I'm doing my job. He's like, please stop talking to me because I'm late to my other route. So tell them what happened. Um...

What happened? You blocked it out? He goes... He goes... Oh, yeah, my girlfriend. Her name is Paige, too. Oh, yeah! Okay, so this man literally... I love how you blocked out that dark moment. I literally... Anyone, any rejection, I block out mentally. We're talking for, like, 10 minutes. He's an actor. He, like, moved to New York to be an actor. I'm, like, telling him all these things. We're really connecting. He's method acting as a FedEx guy. Yeah. Imagine. And then he goes...

Oh, Paige, that's crazy. My girlfriend's name is Paige. And I was just like, fuck you. And that's when your heart drops into your vagina. Not in the good way. And then the FedEx guy came and I remember someone being like, Paige, your boyfriend is here. And I was like, how dare you? I date the UPS driver. Some low budget shit with FedEx.

Anyway, we might want to work with them in the future. OK, sorry. I love all delivery services. Speaking of toxic relationships, whatever that was, there was some gaslighting involved. No, I don't know. He just I think you were just lonely. That was just a quarantine crush. Yeah, I just I was just like, you're so cute. Do you think I'm cute? Like, I just wanted some attention at some point.

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I mean yeah I have a pulse yeah but you don't you're not like oh I want to like learn about them and develop like a connection with them you're just like oh I can't I'll just hot that's how like you have to let your boy be like I feel like too many times girls get in their head about it and it's like just how you have a pulse he has a pulse and once you normalize that it's like then you're not in your fucking head all the time but if he makes you feel a type of way you have to listen yeah that's the key

I want my boyfriend to think girls are hot, of course. But there's like a limit. Like, yeah, we can be watching a show and him be like, oh my God, Scarlett Johansson is so hot. And I'd be like, right? What color hair do you like her with better? You know, like, can we like have that conversation? But if he's...

What? Wait, no, tell me. But if he takes it to a different level where then you start feeling insecure, like it's girls you actually know in your everyday life. Like then I, then. And if he's always talking about how girls look, it's like such a turnoff. No, like if we were out and like, he was like, like,

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a noise comes out of him like damn like damn like that and he immediately looks at me like he clearly didn't mean to do it and i look at him and he just starts cracking up because i was like what and he just starts dying because and he was like okay okay j-lo there's some she looked good when she came out like she she carries herself well like she she has sweat and i was like don't

Even look at me. Look at me. And then like it became like a joke and it was funny.

But also my first boyfriend, his childhood crush was J-Lo. So I kind of loved that he thought J-Lo was hot because I was like, perfect. Yeah. He is a type. I love that. I love how you just said I'm J-Lo. I'm not wearing a stretchy headband for my health. I'm wearing it because Kim Kardashian wears it. Okay. So we've hinted it. We've like been breadcrumbing this whole podcast to J-Lo, to toxic relationships. I think it's time for Front Page News.

I mean, there's so much that's going on and I didn't even do a front page news on this because I was like, it's too much. Yeah, we need to delve in here. I need to like really read all the articles, watch all the stuff, whatever. So...

Watched The Southern Charm Reunion Which you watched it also Yes Right I mean in the first 10 minutes They pop off Not even to mention That Madison has just Gotten off Like her Jay Cutler Kristen Cavalieri scandal And now we're on to Alex Rodriguez Here's why Jay Cutler who? Jay Cutler Literally Jay Cutler who I have so many thoughts I feel like I'm talking A mile a minute too No go please Because there's so many Things that I want to get out Vomit it One One How is she getting These men to DM her? What is she doing?

That she's just getting like Jay Cutler, Alex Rodriguez. Like she's just getting these athletes. Did you see the meme with Candy like from Atlanta? She has her legs like spread open and people were memeing it like other bravulebrities wanted to get any amount of attention Madison is getting. Yeah, like the amount of a narcissist that I am. Like Madison's going through all of this and I'm thinking like how the fuck have I not gotten DM'd by an athlete? Like in what world?

world and it's just guys with no picture i literally go to my request and i was like i was like not a blue check in sight not a fucking blue check in sight that like jimmy garoppolo what why have you not slid in yet there is a strategy and if we ever get madison on i want to ask her because i don't think it's so simple as a dude just slid into your dms i think there's like a bread crumbing such yeah like what i've heard in the past and i think i might have been guilty of it is like

if a guy follows you you like like four of his photos

And then it alerts him like, hi. And then he likes a couple of your photos. And then you might comment on his photo and you're just like waiting for him to eventually be like, OK, hi. I had a situation one time and I told Hannah about it with like a baseball, a professional baseball player. Yeah. And like I followed him. Then he followed me. Then he sent me like a crazy good DM that like really got me going. And the first DM was, you know, I see you.

And it was because like I had followed him. Wait, that's hot. And then he had followed me back and then I liked a few pictures and he's like, you know I see you. And I was just like... Wait, all I want to do is be seen. But I can't. I get too nervous to like slide into guys' DMs. I don't... I'm trying to remember. I don't know. I'd be the horrible guy because I would not know how to hit on girls. You're also... You're not as... Some people are like actually very...

They're strategic about it. And I think like... You want a boyfriend. If you didn't want a boyfriend...

It is very easy to just be like up in everyone's DMs. Just like, okay guys, I want to make this clear. It is not hard to have sex with men. Yeah. That's yeah. That's you're so right. This is a different situation. It is not hard for girls to get flown to fuck older dudes. Right. That's easy. And we're not talking about dads. We're talking about other ones. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Like, yeah. Come in, be a thot, whatever. But like, I'm coming in like, I want you to think I'm the girl next door and be like, my mom would

mom would love her. So you can't slide in his DMs and be like, you want this pussy? No, I can't slide in with freshly baked cookies, you know? It's just...

So it's like, how do I be like thotty, but also... This is my thing with Madison that makes me confused. I love Austin, by the way. Like we're good friends. He's, I think he's a very good friend. I don't know what he's like in a relationship. So he and her, she didn't want to be with him because she basically was like, you're a mess. Like during quarantine, she's like, I'm a mother. I need to work out, be healthy, fucking teach my kids school. And you're just getting hammered on Instagram lives every day. Valid, Madison, valid, valid.

totally but then like she ends up with him and then he's like fuck you yeah i'm done which she got so mad that he was like yeah i'm not trying to get with you anymore and she's like oh like so but everyone like i understand she felt that way but like you can't but then she goes on this like sleeping spree with all these like more powerful or like famous affluent athletes so it's like

It seems very ego-driven, you know what I mean? Which I'm guilty of as well. Like, I have an ego. But I'm saying... I'm saying, like, she didn't leave him to be like, oh, I need to have a family. I think she left him, felt like, fuck you, and is like, now you're going to see me fuck all these, like, richer, hotter guys. I'm going to say this about Madison. Southern Charm would have not been that great this season if, like, Madison wasn't popping off, like, left and right. A hundo pee. Yeah.

She's easily come on to, I also think like she's come on to Southern Charm within the past two years. Yeah. She's now the most famous one on that show. Madison is great TV. The girl is fucking A-Rod. Like you got to kind of give it to her. Like she came on the show and then all this, now all of a sudden she's just like. I mean, selfishly, I love Madison because she is aligning bravo-lebrities with like real celebrities, like real people. Like generalists.

Butler was like, okay, because he's with Chris and Eva Leary. But, like, Jennifer Lopez is not one of those celebrities that are, like, in the paparazzi all the time, up in all this drama. Here's the other thing. Like, okay, whether it's A-Rod or someone else or, like, whoever she slept with, like, whatever. Who really cares? Just the fact that there's, like, chatter about it is kind of crazy. The real concern here is...

You know how du moi people write in like, oh, I met them and this is what I think of them and whatever. The real concerning problem is that A-Rod is just out here running rampant, like sleeping with girls. I got DMs about A-Rod. I got DMs. I posted a photo of J-Lo and him on the stairs of the White House. Yeah. No, not the White House. In Albany, whatever, the Capitol. In Albany. Yeah.

Anyway, wherever the fuck the inauguration was, I don't do buildings, okay? The Capitol. The Capitol. Sorry, this is why we're on reality TV. People are like, you guys need to speak more politics. How many steps forward?

But I posted it because it was just very empowering that she like sang at the inauguration. Yeah, they just like looked good. And I set a couple goals. Yeah. And this was before all the drama went down. And one person specifically was in my DMs and was like, oh, he cheats. He's been messaging like my friend or something. I had a girl DM me like that her friend has been like hooking up with him for years. That she's like her trainer, his trainer in New York. I'm like, I've gotten so many crazy DMs.

But Dumois was saying someone had written into her and had said that like JLo knows like this is why it's like not that big of a thing where because it's like JLo is like, yeah, we're in an open relationship. Like, I guess they've been traveling separately. Has she said that we're in an open relationship? I mean, not publicly. So allegedly. But I think it's yeah, this I mean, this whole podcast is alleged. But allegedly like her and A-Rod.

have an open relationship. So I'm sure like when these things come out, she's probably like, no, I know. But like, I'm not saying anything publicly. It's interesting because like, doesn't like Will Smith have one with his wife? With Jada Pinkett. Yeah. And that was like that whole thing over quarantine with the entanglement guy. Yeah. It's just, I really don't think that I would be okay with it. Like I just. No. No.

But this is the thing. You have to think from a perspective of someone who's like as famous as Will Smith or J-Lo. And we were talking to someone who's in the industry, me and you. I don't know if you remember this, but they basically said like a lot of these relationships because you've gotten so famous and there's you become your company. Like even your love is a company like Kim and Kanye. Like your marriage has to be a business relationship, right?

Like you can't trust certain people. And it makes sense if two people of big companies and brands get together safely. But then it's like so messy. Like why can't you meet someone you love? And then someone was like, JLo's old and like she just wants to find someone to be with her and her kids. And it's like JLo could get anyone. I just, I don't know. That makes me feel angry.

icky like it does okay yeah it would be dope to like date someone who's equally as successful and like sick as you and you're like j-lo and you're like yeah i deserve to be with an alex rodriguez type but like at the end of the day if he's only sleeping with you and he only cares about you and loves you like that's all that matters i rather date like the most random normal ass dude that i like meet on the corner and

than like someone who like this is going to make your brand pop off yeah cool but i hate him do you know what i mean like i just think that's crazy well you think for people to get that successful some of them have to have this like psycho killer instinct of like doing things strictly for publicity which is crazy but like i mean think about like how the kardashians of their life but i have a serious question for you you just got out of a relationship sure did what would you do

If A-Rod DM'd you. Right now? Yeah. Like right now was like, Paige, let's meet at the... No, he just goes, hey, I think you're beautiful. Okay, one, so flattering. I think he's gross. So flattering. I do not think he's hot. I don't think... I was offended when people were saying like, maybe it's Derek Jeter.

You know my ex-boyfriend. First of all. I was like, Hannah's ex would never. And I also have to say, when I heard it, like, I don't know Derek in that kind of way. However, I know Alyssa Milano, like, Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, myself. It doesn't make sense.

He dates girls that look like us. As in brunettes. Yeah, he's... So then Madison, I was like, she's just not his type. Like, nothing against blondes. No. If he was gonna risk his marriage, it would be for me. But I want to get into empathy for Madison. Alex Rodriguez DMs you and he says, Hey, beautiful, what do you do?

I mean, come on. Like, it's Alex Rodriguez. You're obviously at some point going to be like, dude.

a rod just dm me and told me i was beautiful i think i would respond back yeah me too because i'd like to see what happens yeah like thank you so much for the story yeah a thousand percent for the story and then if it ever turned like we should meet up or like we should have a phone like we should talk then i would shut it down because it's like wait wait if he literally goes hey like i had a bad day like can i call you

I would 100% talk to A-Rod on the phone. You would? I don't know. I think I'd get so nervous. Yeah, but you had to tell Googlers what happened. Like, it sounds like they were starting to FaceTime all the time, which, again, people will argue, like, that's fucking intimate. Like, what would you rather? A guy fuck Madison, your boyfriend fuck Madison on the weekend, or be FaceTiming Madison all the time?

i'd rather fuck her on the weekend yeah i'd rather my boyfriend like be hooking up with like a hooker that's why i'm sorry when i'm like when people give me shit about like luke it's like right like there's an intimacy of talking every day then you can be more intimate in like a makeout than you could like having a thousand percent it's basically like a guy having sex with you does not mean he likes you i've had sex with people i literally loathe

Most likely. In the middle, I'm like, I fucking hate you. So let's wrap this shit up. No pun intended. Double entendre. But I also feel like low key there is like a fuck you to Austin happening. I mean, a thousand percent. It's like, dude. They have this weird, like, weird relationship where they like love or hate each other. They hate each other. I mean, it's like, okay, you can explain it to...

Just like normal life where it's like, okay, if you break up with someone, you get excited at the thought of like your next boyfriend being like better than your ex and like your ex being like a little bit jealous. In this situation, it's like, dude, we can break up because I will get the most amazing person in the world. And it's like...

A-Rods and the Jay Cutlers Not that they're like great humans Well that's the thing I actually think both of them are kind of like awful That's the thing that I think But I mean in like status Yeah it's all status-y And it's never like I'm gonna get a guy better than you It's I'm gonna find a guy who's better for me Who fits me

like you and i really just love love yeah and i do and i do think like if you're one of those people who wants to like be in the public eye a little like like i've dated the famous guy before and it's like get that out of your system like get it let her fucking fuck whatever but it's like if you're trying to have a healthy family don't mess with professional athletes especially married ones

No, it's crazy talk. But it's not her goal right now, clearly. Even though A-Rod and J-Lo aren't married, like, it's a very clear relationship. Oh, also, Madison's sister commented and was like, A-Rod's not married. And people were like...

Is that you defending that it was a rod or like people were really confused about it? Yeah, I don't like on the show that they were saying that Madison was trash. I think that that's a really offensive word. I love the word. But if you're calling someone like trash in a very serious sense, I think I think it's fucked up. Like, actually, it makes me very upset because I know that Madison was called white trash by Shep. And there's like there's a

a like thing that's, you know, Shep comes from money and like some of the people on Southern Charm come from money and maybe she doesn't. So like him calling her trash is like really hitting a nerve of like her deepest insecurity of like not being good enough.

I also think, like, shaming Madison because she slept with, like, whoever is kind of fucked up because, like, Southern Charm, like, all the seasons have been about the boys, like, going out and, like, sleeping with every girl. A thousand percent. So it's like, okay, so she went out and, like, slept with some hot guys and you're going to be, like, pissed off about it? Who cares? Craig and Austin have fucked everyone in wherever the fuck they're from. Where are they from? Right. So it's like, okay, that's not the problem. Her going out and sleeping with people is not the problem.

problem her going out and sleeping with a married guy yeah not great not great but like and her doing like sleeping with jay cutler and just to get back at austin with the kristin thing yeah not great but like but like her having sex with them has nothing to do with it who cares whether they had sex or not like that doesn't matter what's the tiktok where it's like there it is what is

I know what you're, here's a crazy thing, Hannah. I know exactly what you're talking about, but those aren't the words. Oh, um, it's like, fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. What's the beginning of it? It's like, I don't know, but fair enough. Now I have to look it up when we're at it. Wait, I'm going to get it. I'm a little bit confused, but fair enough. Yeah.

That was me all during the Madison J color A ride. I was like, I'm a little confused. But I think you're right. Why do you think Craig is so mad at Madison? Like he was next level mad. I think he's just, I think she's annoyed that she was getting so much like so many things were about her this season. And she's a little, I mean, she's scary. I'm not going to lie. She is scary when she yells at people. Wait, can I do my Madison impression? Yeah.

You're like, do we have time? Okay, so I'm going to go over to your place and I'm going to cut your dick off, Austin, and I'm going to cook it and put some shrimp and grits on it. I'm going to watch you eat it with your little muppet mouth. And I am never going to smile. The muppet mouth one was crazy. I'm never going to smile and I'm never going to frown. And I'm going to keep my voice at this tone. And it's scary because you don't know if I'm happy or not. But I know how I feel. One more thing about the Southern Charm reunion. The...

the new Catherine slash the old Catherine being back I'm sorry she literally went into a different voice like she has I was watching this thing of like multiple personalities on a documentary and people will literally change voice into like their mom or like or like some random character she literally was like oh you don't know who this Catherine is I was like you speak like this you speak like she's like when she said ain't seen this bitch in a while she's back I was like

She literally went from being like, hi guys, I have social anxiety. Ask my mom the amount of times in just this weekend I have said to her, you ain't seen this bitch in a while.

She's back. My mom's like, please stop doing that. But I hate more than anything when people have beef with people on cast just because they're getting some attention. Like find real fucking drama. Don't just be mean because you're jealous. Who do you think? You're saying Catherine is mad. No. I mean, Catherine always gets attention. I thought you were saying maybe Craig because...

Oh. It was like all about Madison. Yeah, that was like kind of. No, wait. I know why Craig was mad because she came for his girl. Oh, yeah. But okay. Valid. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. I'm a little confused, but fair enough. I'm a little confused, but fair enough. Fair enough. Here's the other thing. I didn't really watch Southern Charm all season, but like best believe I tuned into this.

Actually, that's the best way to watch shows. Just watch the reunion. They summarize everything. It's literally Cliff Notes. I recommend you watch...

the last episode though because madison i did i watched the last episode yeah i don't love her whole like beta pussy calling i don't love that i don't love that it's very but it's also like so traditional south to like call a guy a pussy and that makes them feel bad no just i feel like southern culture it's very like traditional like a man has to be a man and if you're not guys get guys get really mad if you call them a pussy i realized

And I just never called a guy a pussy before. You're like, I've never, I've never not called a guy a pussy. No, it is. It is the meanest thing ever. It's the meanest thing ever. It's the meanest thing ever. Calling him a beta bitch. No, that was, okay, here's the thing. Also, you have to look at it from like a comedy side. Madison's fucking hilarious sometimes. When she walked up and was like, you beta bitch.

the problem is that she broke up with him and then he had sex with someone else right like that was a crazy fight like like austin was a thousand percent right he was like we don't date like i can sleep with whoever you i want also they saw in the reunion at one point austin's like crying and he's like i can't even look at you yeah he's broken she's broken him

I feel really bad for him. He needs like a hug. Like a full. The example of two people who are like attracted to each other. Not right. Not right. He was like, you're a monster. And like, I felt it. Like, I believed that he really felt like that. I was like, oh my God, I feel horrible for him. It's crazy though, that like Bravo has gotten some real like linkage with like A-Rod and J-Lo. I feel like. At one point I was like, oh my God, like, am I J-Lo? Yeah.

No, but, like, imagine being her and knowing that J-Lo knows that you slept with or you were talking to her man. Yeah, I wouldn't want that. Why? That's not how I want J-Lo. Well, the problem is that, like, their PR teams are serious business. And A-Rod right now is trying to get into the Hall of Fame.

Which, like, he already has shady stuff with steroids, but he's done so much on cleaning his act up, like, his image in the media, and being with J-Lo has been part of it. So this is, like, bad for him. Here's the thing, though. Tiger Woods slept with 4,000 women. Yeah. You know? And we still fuck with him. Yeah. You know, it's just crazy. Did you watch the documentary? No, Hannah. Okay.

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Okay, we're at an hour. Oh, shit. Do we go over and keep going? Or do we save it for next episode? We can go over. It's fine. Let's do some highlight from page news. We don't have to be crazy with it. I mean, this is an easy one.

rumors that Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are engaged, which, like, eventually that was going to happen. They haven't confirmed it yet. Halsey is pregnant with her boyfriend. They've been dating for, like, three months. He's a director. She's only 26, which I didn't realize. For some reason, I thought she was...

She's like a regular person. Closer to our age. Oh, quickly. I listened to Armie Hammer's ex-girlfriend on Sophia with an F, that podcast. It's crazy. The podcast was really good. The one thing that I really took from it was there's this thing called like high protocol. Yeah.

That he would make her do. And it was basically like she had to come over at a certain time. She couldn't be late or she wouldn't be allowed to be let into the house. She had to be on her hands and knees. She could only call him daddy or sir. She was saying how like she went to Thanksgiving with him. And like everything was normal. And she was like, oh my God, this is like a normal relationship. And she realized like looking back like how he was grooming her.

And the girl Paige sounds like such a nice girl. Like listening to her on the podcast, she was like, look, I'm not trying to lie about any of this because like if a girl is ever in this situation, like I want her to know like this is what happened to me. Like you're not crazy. She was like, there's so many times where I was thinking like, is this me? Like am I just being like whatever? Oh yeah, the first thing you're going to be like, yeah, am I being insecure? Like am I being too picky or like why am I critiquing him?

Like, why don't I like that? Like, should I like that? Yeah. Yeah. So it was like it was a really eye opening podcast to listen to. And then literally right after I listened to it, this article came out that Timothy Chevrolet.

And the director of Call Me By Her Name are doing a movie about like a real like a Hannibal Lecter, like cannibalism person, like a real cannibal. And Armie Hammer's wife commented on like the post. I think it was like a Just Jared post, like gossip post. And her name's Elizabeth Chambers. She commented on it and said, I have no words. And that's the that's the first thing she's ever said about the Armie Hammer stuff.

Armie's not involved in the movie. Yeah. But like the fact that like Timothy Chevrolet is and the guy that just did his last movie. Has Armie like said anything? The only thing he said is that like these claims are like false and like this is ridiculous. A lot of people are saying that he like is legitimately mentally unstable and just like no one really like people close to him knew that. And I think he's just like really spiraling right now. And like it's really apparent.

But that he really does have, you know. I mean, he wanted to cut someone's rib out and put barbecue sauce on it. Yeah. And it's tough because he's super hot. So it's easy to manipulate women. I mean, but if you look at it, serial killers, some of them are hot. Yeah. I watched this documentary about this one guy, Amazing Cheekbones, murdered like 60 people. And women were like showing up like everywhere.

Because he was like a Satan worshiper And like kind of hot And women were like loving it It's like bad boy to a next level Yeah It's crazy Then there was Oh we didn't talk about Kourtney and Travis I talked about it on Front Page News But I'd love to hear what your thoughts on Is it happening? Yeah they're dating They're in it Wait I just really always want her back with Scott I get confused Travis with Kourtney and Kourtney I get confused Travis and Kourtney I get confused

Who was Travis with before? Her name was Shana Moakler. Was he on like a show? They used to have a reality show. Yeah, I used to watch that. They had a reality show on MTV. They have a daughter. What I like about him is he's different than Scott. Like...

She needs to fall in love with something that doesn't remind her of him and shows, like, is so much better for her. And Amelia Gray posted a photo in Skims, tagged Skims and Calvin Klein in, like, a bathroom photo, and everyone's saying that it's Scott Disick's master bathroom. So they're still going strong. So weird. So weird. But I...

But it also is funny how like Scott's done so many weird things and Courtney's never been like, oh, I'm going to fuck a really hot guy to show him.

You know? Yeah. Like, Kourtney's never been like... Like, this is the first time there's even been a rumor besides that one younger guy. That's a great comparison. Here's Kourtney Kardashian who could literally date any human she wants. And I feel like she legit only dates people that, like, do I like them or no? Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.

It's interesting how people date in the public eye. It's interesting how people find their matches, you know? It's interesting. We're just like realizing things, me and my friends. What's...

What's the TikTok? Fair enough. I'm a little confused, but fair enough. Fair enough. No, I was in a TikTok hole last night. I fell asleep and my phone fell on my chest and I like kind of woke up a little and I was like, it's enough TikTok. So we're back on TikTok. No big deal. I think with Summer House, hopefully we'll have some funny ones we come up with. Also, I like recently fell back in love with the TikTok of Timothee Chevrolet being like, okay.

Send me that one. When he's doing the... When he's dancing in slow motion. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was a real throwback. I do love him. Well, I've been filming with Nina by my side. And if you want to watch Nina on the Patreon, go to patreon.com slash giggly squad. It also...

It's become like a little cute hub of our VIP Googlers. So a nice little community. Also, yeah, Summer House airs February, what is it? Fifth or fourth? Fourth. Thursday. Thursday at 9 p.m. 9 p.m. Set your DVRs. Also, I happen to be on Watch What Happens Live with Austin this week. Oh, yes. Wait, we need to talk about what you're wearing. I don't know. But we'll figure it out. Okay, we'll do a FaceTime. I kind of want to wear something that's black. Okay. Because like, as Catherine said, uh-uh, this girl's coming. Uh-uh.

You ain't seen this bitch in a while. She back. Should I just open? And he goes, hey, Hannah, how are you? I feel like I'm going to like anytime I see an ex-boyfriend from here on out, just like whatever they say to me, I'm just like, you ain't seen this bitch in a while. She back. She back. We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling with us. And we'll talk to you later. Bye. Bye.