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I mean, the day just got away from me. What is up, Giggly Squatters? Okay, I'm really stupid excited right now because I'm going to surprise Paige today with a very, very special guest. No, I'm anxious. It's your real mom. Not... Anyway. Imagine it's just like my mom and you guys are coming on to tell me that I'm actually adopted. Yeah.

And I'm just like giddy about it. Yeah, I'm like, I knew there was something different about me. It's a doctor being like, you're pregnant. I would chuck myself out this window. We just turn it into Jerry Springer. People don't talk about that anxiety though. Like I'm supposed to get my period today and I haven't gotten it yet. But you don't start freaking out until like Friday if you don't get it. But it happens all the time. So yeah, I have a very special guest. She happens to be a giggler. And you know how we like to have random...

Gigglers come in and give their opinion. This one, she's a big fan. I'm just really excited. Wait, okay, so it's a giggler. It's a giggler, but I didn't realize like... That she was a giggler? That she was a giggler and I set it up. It was really hard because me and you were so crazy with our scheduling. You're going to let her in? Okay, we are ready for our guests to come in. I'm so excited. Okay, I just pressed submit. We're waiting. Hey, girl.

Hi. Thank you so much for coming on, everyone. It's Kourtney Kardashian. Wait, what? Hi, you guys. Yeah. No, it's just so great to be here. I'm such a giggler. I can't believe you listened to Giggly Squad. Like, how did you even find out about it? Okay, like, take me back to quarantine when we were just, like, twiddling our dongs and I just, like, went live and you guys...

We're all so live and I just loved watching you. Weren't you on vacation with your family? Like you got like they took like all 400 of you. Like when did you have time to just want to watch the Giggly Squad? Like that's I mean, Paige isn't it? No, when Tim was just getting on my nerves and I just needed some alone space. So I would just like go in the bedroom and just listen. Yeah.

So you clearly know because you listen like we are huge Kravis fans. We're huge Courtney stands like your quotes are everything. Paige, we need to ask her some fucking questions like we need to. Are you pregnant? I know the million dollar question, right? I mean, I'm not going to lie to you guys like Trav and I are just getting dirty on the reg.

But we're just not ready to expose, like, whether or not I'm Prager McGregor. Wait, that is so something. I need to know, like, which Kardashian kid do you think is the biggest asshole? Like, of all the kids, like, of each one of us. Well, it's none of mine. Mine are like angels sent from heaven. But I would probably say...

um north is just a little snitch bitch like i just she is just so much to handle but i love her didn't kanye call stormy a bitch once i mean probably kanye is just unhinged he's so insane we need to know a little bit about like travis right page

I need to know everything. Okay, so does Travis have a huge schlong? The rumors are true. He is packing so much heat. Like, you guys, I never have been into tattoos, but just, like, I'm so distracted by his package that I just...

Like, yeah, like he's like really, he's got a drumstick down. Wait, okay. I need to, I need to know how you're so good at this. Good at what? Good at this. It's Courtney. Taking down like deep throat. Like, what do you mean? Wait, I have a question. Is Travis's daughter a bad influence on you? Cause like I've seen her TikToks and I'm just worried.

Yeah, like her nails are so much longer than Kylie's. Like she's just a little crazy, but I love her. She's just living life. The vibes are great. And I just love how she is herself. But she is crazy. And final question. We love poosh like we're big pooshies here.

Where did you get that name? Like, is it the sound that your vagina makes when you queef? Like, what? How did you get the name Poosh? Oh, I honestly never thought about, like, the queefers. But, like, yeah. It's really just when Penelope was a baby, when she would just, like, have baby farts. It would just, like...

Right out of her butt. And it was just like poosh. And we would just always make a joke about it. And now we just are like poosh yourself to the next level. Like poosh. Started from the bottom. Now we poosh. Now we're pooshing our way to the top. So I need to introduce Andrea Lopez. Andrea Lopez.

The queen, the most. Yes, bitch. Wait, that is so good. How you do like, how did you figure out that you could do that?

I have been doing voices since I was like in grade school. I would just make fun of my friends, my teachers. And then I just started watching the Kardashians. So then I was like, I just have to do Courtney. Like she's just such an icon. And like, if you guys watch my old tapes, I fucking suck. Like the voice is not there and I've been doing it for like eight or nine years. So we're like, yeah, it's just, it's like pages like, wait, you have to work hard for things. Yeah.

Wait, you're so good. Wait, tell me everything about you, though. Where do you live? We're obsessed with you. Everyone follow her at Andrea Lopez Comedy. Yes. Okay, sorry. My cousin's name is Andrea, and it throws me off. It's Andrea. Yeah.

Okay, I was trying to not say Andrea. Yes, okay, Andrea. You invited her on our pod, you don't even know her name. I never correct anybody. Like, I'm always like, it's... Well, it's no, Taylor Strecker says Andrea. Oh, she also, because we have another co-host named Andrea Laventhal, so, like, it gets super confusing. Andrea and Andrea. Anyway... You can call me Dre. Yeah.

Thank you for coming on.

Thank you for coming on. Real talk. We like, seriously, I am such a big fan. I watch you guys all throughout quarantine. I know I'm just like sucking up your asshole right now, but like, I just truly, I just love watching you guys. I love how natural your friendship is. And I just giggle along with you.

Oh, she listens to Giggly Squad and I had no idea. I love your shirt too. Your little jacket. I just like threw this on. It was just like, you know what I mean? I, I just got to LA last night and it's my first night like in the new apartment. Cause I'm like moving here officially. So that's what's going on. I'm actually in my roommate's room because mine is undecorated. So my beautiful Lucho, he has, I guess, New York city behind him in his LA apartment. Love that.

We love that. She's bi-coastal. We love a bi-coastal bitch. We love a bi-coastal bitch. It's the first thing I said when she was like, I'm in LA. I was like, oh. Okay. So you listen to Giggly Squad. You said that you have some questions for us. Oh, wow. Like advice type shit, which is hilarious because we don't know anything that we're doing. We can literally go from being Courtney to like, yeah, we don't know what's going on, but you can go from Courtney to now like Andrea-

The real human, you guys. Andrea's human too. She's not just our like puppet to do voices for us. Like I'll do it any old dingle dingle time. Like I'm here for the entertainment. You also like are so good at her lingo. Yeah, she just says like dingling and like toodles, doodles. It's just rhymes. But you also low-key look like her, which makes it really freaky. Yeah. Yeah.

You do. You do. It's funny. I'm like morphing into them, but I have not. Like, I wish I had a better ass, but like I was just well endowed with tits. But like my ass. Yeah. Who's going to be squatting right now? Well, they don't really have all their asses either. So let's don't even get don't get Hannah started. Yeah.

competitive tennis bitch so um yeah no I had technically a relationship question because I am in a difficult sitch right now so I've had a long time boyfriend I'm very into Italians I've always been into guidos like I just love me an Italian stallion I love when they're like hardcore they got the chains like I don't know what it is about it it's just like I love that hard-o energy

I love that. If they have any, they're one of their ears pierced. Count me the fucking. And it has to be a diamond. Yeah, of course. With gold, with gold. I love a gold chain. I love a gold chain. I just, and I love their family oriented and they're just like, they, I just fucking, I eat up. I eat it up. They're so hard on the outside, but the inside, they're mush. It's like,

You know how every Italian grandpa's the best and they just like kiss you when they see you and they hold you and you know they definitely like have killed someone in their past but they're so sweet. I love that. I want to know Guido question. Who would you fuck on Jersey Shore? Oh, OK.

So I always thought it was going to be Pauly, but I realized no, because his energy nowadays is no bueno. I'm kind of actually going into like Vinny, but he's been weird with the, with the jump rope. He's like obsessed with the jump rope.

Yeah, the keto guido. Like, I don't fuck with guys who count their calories. I feel the exact same way. Yeah. Like, when I watched the show, I was like a Pauly D all day. Like, all day long. He's funny. He's cute. We're like the, I feel like we're like the Pauly and the Vinny of Summer House. But okay, and I think Vin is so, I think Vin is adorable. Oh, you know him like that? Yeah, I call him Vin. I think he's adorable. I adore Vin.

Vin is also like they're both really funny. They have a great sense of humor. You want to fuck Ronnie? No, no, no. Vinny and I would not get along because it's too much with the working out. It's too much with the healthy eating. I couldn't. But then you have Pauly who is up late, late nights DJing. I love a nightlife situation. Which Paige loves. I do. So what's your answer?

It's definitely not Ronnie like Ronnie's got serious issues and then I love how soft situation is now but I think I don't know what's going on his face. Maybe a little much too much. It's JWoww. It's JWoww. Let's be honest. We all want to fuck JWoww. He's always been the hottest bitch like insane. Her energy is amazing. I guess I would have to say a mix between Pauly and Vinny like if we could just like morph them into one like it would be that.

You want to fuck their baby. Okay. Yeah. Yes. So what's your relationship quest? Okay. So I've been dating the same guy. I met him when I was doing radio in a small town. He's very, it comes from very Italian family. We've been together for four and a half years. And now that, yeah, it's like my longest relationship. And we kind of had just been a little bit separation, you know, there's been a little distance because now I'm moving to LA and I'm just like following my career. And where does he live?

He lives back now on the East Coast. He came and moved. We lived in the D.C. DMV area for a while and where he lives now. And then what's his name and social social security number? That's how we get our research. What are his parents names and any distant relatives we should know about any diseases in his genetics that we should family history is his credit score. What is his sign? What's his Uber rating? That's actually good to know. Um,

So, yeah. And I'm very private about this only because I feel like I'm doing the wrong thing by doing this. But okay. So along the way, while we were like kind of in like a distance, this is all very fresh. Like we still kind of talk just like as closure, but I,

I met. So you broke up? Yes. But he has now confessed his love to me and said things that he's never said before. Like, you're the love of my life. You mean so much to me. Like, what can I do to change this? And like, I let you go too easily. All these things that I've been dying to hear. Right. And he's like kept up a wall maybe because he thinks that I'm leaving or like I was in entertainment, so I would leave anyways. But there's been like this wall where he didn't like open up and be like, you're the love of my life. Right. So yeah, like separation. I still

I met this other comedian who also does really funny impressions and clicked immediately. We started doing video collabs together and it was just like super friendly at first. And then all of a sudden it became like this like super intimate connection we had. And we were actually in the same city at the same time we met up. And it was like, I've never met anybody like that in my life. So yeah.

I'm like so invested. I'm so invested. I have so many thoughts already. Keep going. We match on just everything. I can't give too much information about him because he probably writes because he is already given an amazing amount. So, yeah, now we're at this like standstill. He doesn't live in the same city as I do, but he wants to make this relationship work. And he is like, let's give it a shot for the next three months and just like

kind of date and have fun and I'll visit you. You visit me and we'll see the new guy is saying, yeah, which seems fast, but he also is like, I've never met anybody like you and we connect on everything. So yeah. Um,

I think you know the answer. Just the way you just described both of them. I guess I do. I guess I'm scared to lose one if the other one doesn't work out, which is so fucking selfish of me, right? Like, I don't want to be left in the dust. No, I don't think that's selfish. I think that's fucking normal. Yeah. It's so normal. And also, like...

You know what it's like with the first guy. So the new guy is exciting. And the fact that you can connect, I really, I think this is like the true, the true answer to happiness. If you can connect on like a work level in some way, I just think that's undeniable. Like the old guy is never going to really get what you're doing. And I feel like eventually he will resent you for moving and following your dream. And that's...

Crazy Town, USA. - That's so true. - I do think, and Paige is uniquely talking about being in the entertainment industry, 'cause there's either guys that get it and they're down for it, or they're like, "Okay, go do your weird videos." I personally-- - No, it really is. I had a guy just be like, "You don't really work." And I'm like, "Bitch, if you fucking knew "the shit that I had to do all day, "where a guy that gets it, gets it." - It's like I know you're stressed in a boardroom, but I'm stressed 'cause my whole life is out there in the public to be picked apart.

Thank you. Someone had to say it. You're welcome. So my advice is you cannot make decisions out of fear. And what I'm acting like I'm a full therapist right now. But what you said is you were like, I'm scared if I lose this guy, I won't get this guy. Those are all anxiety decisions where you have to have this confidence that like,

I always tell this to Paige if it's meant to be you can't fuck it up unless if you murder him like that guy that five-year guy if your energies are magnets and they're supposed to be together at a certain time they will fucking happen you're not an idiot like you're not gonna ignore it but at this there's also like people that are right for you for certain times in your life and it sounds like you're in a transitional phase you're blowing up social media wise and you might it

It might be the perfect time for you to explore a different kind of relationship to either learn, wow, that guy was perfect for me. And if that guy really loves you, he might respect that and be like, hey, maybe I'll... I need to just like learn about myself a little more for a sec. You were with that guy for so fucking long. So long. Yeah. I've never been in a relationship that long. And you were waiting for him to say the things he is now just because you're gone. Exactly. And this new one is just saying all the right things like...

We haven't figured out the sexual chemistry yet. And you know, when you're with a guy for so long, you literally could just like fart on them. And it's like, that was like, okay, because it's not weird. You already know each other. But this new thing, we're just still trying to figure that out. So I feel like, I think we match so much on a spiritual mental level that like the sex will just come naturally. I'm hoping. There's so many guys you match with sexually and then you have a conversation with them and you're like, oh no, he doesn't know grammar. Yeah.

Also, I'm doing this new thing for gassy girls like me. Like the other day, I should not be saying this, but I think Des gave me permission. I can't remember. We'll find out. I literally farted when I orgasmed. Like not like farted.

And then I will lie and be like, that was a queef and he'll believe me. But then the other day it was, it smelled. I don't do this often, but like I did it twice in the last two months. And he goes, he literally was like, that was in my mouth. And I was like, it was a queef. He goes, no, it wasn't. The fact that you're engaged and I'm over here ready to hurl myself off a bridge is mind blowing to me. Yeah.

I go far into space when his mouth is open. Wait till his mouth's open. Okay. However, I do have to say love, love bombing is real, but love bombing, you don't feel calm with it. We're like, I've been love bomb before where you literally feel this exhilarating feeling of like you're in a movie and you're high and it's like a twin flame type. Yeah.

And you're like, how is this happening to me? This guy's perfect. Where Des love bombed me, but I was very calm with it. Like he was like, I want to marry you. And I was just like, yeah, I could see that. I also think there's a world in which, okay, say this like new guy doesn't work out.

At least, you know, like my biggest fear is I in any situation in my life, I always just do things that scare me because I never, ever want to wake up and be like, but wait, what if I did do that? Like, what if I had got like regret is my biggest I can't I cannot live with it.

So like, say you even do go with this new guy and in three months you're just like, I hate this. I like, I made the worst mistake ever. And then you're done with him. Who knows if the old guy will come back or maybe that's when you meet your actual person. Like,

So I don't know shit. Yeah, we don't know anything. Also, don't take our advice. And we don't know shit about your old guy. So like take this with a grain of salt. But like. No, this is all great. I'm just saying always move forward. Yeah. And what Paige is basically saying is everything she's gotten is outside her comfort zone. Yeah. And that guy is so your comfort zone. The five year guy. You know what you're going to get. You know what your life could be. And it's comfortable. The sex is comfortable. You know it. Also with this guy, like.

Go into it differently sexually. Like, maybe you want to try new things. Maybe you want to, like, be a little more free and not just go into, like, what you were used to. We, like, totally have even talked about it. And I'm, like, blown away because I'm, like, being more adventurous because I feel like... Wait. Yes. No, keep going because I want to hear. But I have something else to say. I think... Well, no, it's just, like, it's just, like...

exciting. So I'm like ready to just like explore with that new person. And like, I, it does, it does make me like, give me butterflies though. Cause I'm, which I haven't felt in so long. Cause once you're comfortable with somebody, you don't have those like butterflies. How old are you? I'm 26. Okay. I, as someone older and wiser, I feel like there is this crazy transition for girls specifically sexually later in our twenties.

And I like in the past year of being single, like meeting different guys and like hooking up with different guys, you feel different. Like, I don't know what it is in the water or in the air, but like I met a guy and like our sex was just way different than anything I've ever had to the point where I had to stop and be like,

do I like this? Like, I think I'm into, like, I think I like weird role play like this now. Like it's just. Cause you're more confident with yourself, but also people are mirrors. So they show you different things about yourself and you want to find the person that is like the right mirror for you. If that makes sense. I feel like this is exciting. This is fun. And also like, if it doesn't work out, you didn't fail. You didn't mess up. It's, it's exploratory. It's yeah. But I do think you will regret not giving this new guy a chance.

I think so too. I think that's why I'm like kind of going towards it. Now I do I owe my ex anything like even though we're like still kind of talking for closure? Do I have to say I met somebody else or it'll just come naturally? Well, why are you still talking to him for closure? I guess we didn't really we didn't really end on a bad note. It wasn't like a breakup. Yeah, blocked each other. It was just like moving away. And he was like, you need to be free. You need to focus on your career. So go out there and like, I'll be here.

So, yeah. And now he's like, just want to let you know, I love you. Question if he if roles were reversed and he met someone and he was like starting to talk to them and they weren't like officially dating, but they were seeing each other. Would you want him to tell you? Would you want to know?

I think if they were like official, I would rather him tell me than me see on Instagram and be like, oh, who the fuck is that bitch? I think it, I think maybe an honest just conversation like, hey, I met somebody and we're like really seeing each other, but maybe that's like six months in the future. Not, I don't think I need to talk about this.

What's going on like dating wise But it's hard because you're in this in between Because like you're seeing this new guy But you have not actually Closed it with that guy I'm very into cold turkey shit It's like okay if I'm leaving and we're not together I can't keep getting your attention Because I won't be able to fully emotionally Like move on to give myself a chance Hannah will ghost the fuck out of anyone

I thought she was ghosting me at one point, you know? She was like, I've been sleeping. I always feel like it's best to be honest, even if it's awkward. Because, like, what if he gets wind? Because also the world is so fucking small. What if he randomly gets wind from someone? Like, oh, she's seeing someone. He's going to blow up. Then you're going to automatically be the bad person. When in reality, you've done nothing wrong. Right.

I think it's like very easy like hey like I am dating I am seeing people I'm going out like do with that what you will and it might give him the closure of like okay she really is moving on I should too and then you're kind it's

You don't have to give specifics. Yeah, because if you play the two birds in one stone type whatever, two eggs in the hand, you know what I'm trying to say. It can get dicey. But I think what Paige said is great. Paige is really good at being general. She'll be like, I'm dating. Like, I'll be like, I saw this guy. I met him. Like, Paige will just be like, I'm dating. They don't need specifics. They do not need specifics. They can't handle them anyway. Their brains can't actually process it. Is this guy the new guy older than you?

Um, we're about the same age, but I do have to ask, what's it like, what's the best advice for dating somebody in the same industry as you? Because you're not necessarily competing. It should be like a mutual relationship where you're helping each other. And so far it has been, but I also have never dated any person in like comedy or acting or anything. It's always been like a really totally different career. That's a Hannah question.

I mean, everyone's different, obviously. Yeah. No, everyone's different. I've dated comedians who are monsters. I've dated comedians who are competitive with me in very subtle ways. Like, very like, oh, that's not actually funny, though. Or like, that's stupid girl humor. Or like... So toxic.

"Oh, you're not really a comedian, "you just make funny videos." - Right, yeah. - I could go on and on, and that was an unhealthy relationship. Des, I think because he's so much older and he's already had a full-on career,

and experience a lot of the things I'm going through now, he's able to give me like really good advice and see it in a different perspective. But also standups are like another level of crazy and you're dealing with like, like, so it depends what you're dealing with with comedy. I feel like improv people are a little more better with teams and,

They're not as like one-on-one individualistic or standups. It's like being a tennis player. It's you versus the world. Yeah. So I do think that create, we, I mean, we just have to know your signs to be honest. Yeah.

Like what's his birthday? That's all we have to know. What's your sign? I did look it up. My mom has this relationship book and she's crazy. And as soon as I tell her, like there's like somebody in the picture, she's like, look up, go to the book, go to the book. Wait, can I give her some dates for myself? Oh my God. It's this massive book and you line up the birthdays like perfectly. And then you read like best, worst. But his birthday is in February. Mine's in August. I'm a Leo. It's August 13th. I'm a Leo too.

February. February, so he's what, an Aquarius? I actually don't even know. I need to look this up. Okay, well, this is a whole nother problem. I'm acting like I haven't looked this up already. Let me just look this up because I actually have no idea. I think in terms of like dating someone in the same industry, even not dating someone in the same industry, there is like a competitive nature, especially when it's girls that do shit like we do. Like we put our life out there. We talk on a podcast like,

We show our whole personalities. I think the bottom line is just being each other's biggest fan. Like, I dated someone in finance. I have no idea what the fuck he did. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, like, I had no idea. But I loved when he came home and told me all of these things about his day-to-day. And I'm like...

You're the fucking best No I didn't But like No but you liked That he was happy Yeah like it's I think it's just all about Being that other person's Number one fan And gassing them up You have to be teammates You have to be teammates And there will be moments Like yeah yeah But it's also like the

I feel like pretty early on you could tell if someone's like, the problem is the really successful ones are psycho competitive and like hot assholes. So if he's up and coming, I almost kind of like that versus like if you said you were dating like a really famous guy, I'd be like, Ron, they're the worst. So I love that his career is emerging.

But I also think it's about like, do you feel like yourself around him? Do you feel like he's letting you be your full light? If he's dimming your light, go fuck yourself. And I think that there's something beautiful about being with someone that really understands you. And like, he probably has an amazing sense of humor. And Paige and I are both similar. We're like, we need to be with a guy who makes us laugh. We joke. We want a tall guy. We joke. We want whatever. But it's all about like connecting with my really weird. Yes.

things that I like. Like, I texted this one guy the other day and I was like, I want to, like, go to a diner at 2 a.m. And he was like, I've always wanted to do that. And I'm like, are we dating? Like, just, like, weird shit like that. Was the old guy, not, like, age-wise, the previous boyfriend, was he, like, down with your career or did he, was he ever, like,

This is like a lot. He was super supportive. He would read lines with me. He would go to my shows. Yeah. He would like watch my, Oh good. Okay, good. The other thing is he was like super not on social media. So like if I did a funny story, I'd be like, did you watch my new impression today? And he'd be like, what impression? I'd be like, you don't even know.

Because that's for us. Like that's our meetings. Like you didn't listen to the podcast episode. Like what are you talking about? And so that to me, I didn't let it bother me, obviously, because we were together for so long. But in the back of my mind, I'm low key. It's nice to have a guy who's not all over social media, too. So there were pluses and minuses. But I do think just like keep trusting your gut, even though your trust, your gut is still figuring things out, like respect that you're in that place with your gut. Yeah. Like I want my boyfriend to be like, look at her tick tock.

She's so funny, you know, and like be showing people like, look how gorgeous she is, you know?

It's funny because I started doing TikToks recently. Like the last month, I was like, okay, I'm going to put effort into my TikTok. And at first, Des was like making fun of me. And then now he's like, how'd your last TikTok do? How'd it do? And I'm like, oh, it's only at this month. He literally is like, how's it doing? Like he's taking it like really seriously. Nothing turned me on more than when Perry would ask about my grid. He was like, how are you feeling about your grid? Yeah. And I'm like, thank you so much. Oh my God.

We love this so much. I love you. Do we have anything more for Andrea? Andrea, do you have any other questions for the Giggly Squad? Oh, my God. Girl, you are in a pickle, though. I will say that. You are in a pickle. I just get a little scared if I should just like take a breather from relationships after ending a serious one. But this one just fell into my lap, kind of. It was just like natural. So I was like, do I should just explore? I'm 26. Let me just live. Just like live life. Yeah.

So yeah, I always say as long as your mental health is okay, like keep going. If things are causing you crazy anxiety or you're freaking out, like cut him out. Exactly. No, that's so true. Like if a boy's distracting you from being you, cut him out. But if he's enhancing you, then let him stay around.

Keep it. I was like harsh, but you're going to be fine. We're honestly we're not worried about you. Also, like, do you realize because when you're with someone for a long time and on the dating circle, you forget. But like, you're so fucking awesome. You're so smart. You're so funny. You're so pretty. And like, you're Courtney Kardashian when you want to be. No, that's not. But for real, like, so just know that, like, you can get any guy you want.

Recently, I have without trying. I've had this like I feel like there's like been glow or like I've been using like my sexual pheromones. But guys are like, yeah, I've been about a nowhere. And I'm like, what is going on? It's the weirdest thing.

I love when that happens. Yeah, we love that. Keep that energy. And wait, Paige, when she first came on, what were you what was going on in your head? Because you were just like laughing. I was like, wait, is this because I saw the name. I saw the name at the bottom of the Zoom and I was like, OK, maybe that's her assistant. And she didn't want to come on as like her name. I tried to change it, but I couldn't.

For like five seconds I have no idea how to change it For five seconds I was like I think it really could be her Like maybe she's like Doing these in here Quirky things I could tell Paige was like Looking at me And I was looking at her And then Paige wanted to Be like wait I know this can't be real And then she was like And then I remember I was like wait I've literally sent All of your TikToks To Hannah before And been like This girl's hilarious Yeah

Well, Andrea, you are the best. Where can people follow you? Listen to you? Where can the gigglers get more of you? I love you, gigglers. I love you both so much. I'm at Andrea Lopez comedy on Instagram and TikTok. And then I'm also the Friday co-host on the Taylor Strecker show. And I'm currently in L.A. shooting some fun stuff for Comedy Central. So you can see me on. Yeah, good for you. We're doing it. We're fucking doing it, you guys. We're making shit happen. And it's just like.

So, yeah, that's... I'm obsessed with you. I'm obsessed with you guys. Kourtney, I'm so tired of doing her, but, like, she's my bread and butter, so I will ride this fucking train for as long as it takes. Kourtney's just, like, really in right now. She's so funny. Is there anyone else of the Kardashians that you like doing? I tried with Kylie, but the rest of them don't have a super significant... Like, when Khloe dated Lamar, she did that baby talk. That was the only time she had, like, a certain thing about her, but... Is there someone...

who's like someone not kardashian related but like that you love doing an impression of kristen cavallari or theresa from real house as a theresa oh my god can you do theresa judy can you do theresa i love that bitch theresa judice well i'm italian so i thought i could just like figure out her name but that bitch changes her name every two seconds yeah and she thought it was hilarious i thought she was gonna cut me but she was like that's not my name wait what wait what you just

that like what do you say so my thing with her is she never describes anything she when she has sponsored ads you don't know what the product is she's like all right so this is a facial massager it got three speed you go one two three i feel great you're like what the fuck is this product how much is it where do i get it she's like swipe up for the you're like and she does say sandwich in real life like i've seen it she's like show a guy's sandwich

Wait, that was great. Are you guys hungry? We should get a sandwich. Because she smiles when she talks. Yeah. She holds her hands like this and everything is like, I love Louie. Like, oh my God. My daughters. Oh my God. Daughters are the D-O-R. Wait, don't.

- Yeah, daughters. - Wait, that was spot on. - Spot on, but like you have such an, like it takes so many brain neurons to like watch something and you know like what, this is what, you know when people, like I love to draw, fun fact about me. - You do? - Yeah, like I can like draw faces like pretty accurately. - Whoa. - Just fun fact. - I've never known this about you. - I could draw your, for your birthday, I'll draw a face of you, it'll be creepy, but it'll be cool.

But then people be like, I can't draw. And I'll be like, draw my face. And they'll draw like your ears, just like a C. And I'm like, do you not see like the detail in the ear? Like, do you not see? Or they'll like draw your eye just like a circle. And I'm like, but is that what you really see? But it's funny because people just don't like process things. Like obviously they know an ear doesn't look like that, but they don't understand the nuances of it where you see a personality and you see all the nuances of how they move their face and how their tongue is and how their lips move with it. Like it's so fascinating.

Fucking genius we have really such a Talent and your talent like we're Starting SNL on giggly squad with you Literally I will come on anytime do any Voice yeah I've because SNL I've Auditioned three times I was telling Hannah and we're still waiting on the Callback so wait I have so many people that I Want I want you to prank phone call so Many people can we get lunch I

because we are bi-coastal bitches and you guys are in LA or I'm in New York, I'm literally hitting you up and being like... Okay, amazing. Yeah.

Paige loves a prank call moment. I love prank call moments. Andrea, thank you so much for coming. You're the fucking best. Yes, thank you. I fucking love the gigglers. Bicoastal bitches. We need to do that merch. Where's the Bicoastal bitch merch? Can we do a collab and then we just like Bicoastal bitch. I love that. Obsessed. Paige and I will go to LA one day and be like, Bicoastal bitch. We go to New Jersey. We're like, Bicoastal bitch.

Oh, God. Okay, hon, you're the best. Thank you for opening up about your love life. Yes, thank you. And making us laugh so hard. I love you guys. Toodles, poodles. Don't forget to push the limits. You guys are so sexy. Bye. Bye.

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Okay, you know when you like have a new best friend and you like can't get off the phone? That was us just then because we were like, wait, we love you. And she's like, no, we love you. Wait, I really do love her. That was amazing. I literally, the shit that was running through my head, I was like, she's bringing on a therapist. I'm having an intervention live on Giggly Squad. She is like a psychic is coming. Yeah, I was so nervous. I was like, here's your ex-boyfriend. This is what he really thinks of you.

Wait, she's so good. She's so good. She's so funny. And I just feel like the Gigglers would love her because we talk so much shit about celebrities. And I just thought that the celebrity needed a voice. Yeah. Okay. And here we are. Here we are. Welcome to Giggly Squad. We got advice questions over with. We got a whole celeb interview. What did you write in the notes about Princess Cut, Emerald Never Pear Shape?

Okay, so you know how we always talk about engagement rings though and people always yell at me that I am like so against pear-shaped rings.

And I'm not against, and I want to preface this, I'm not fully against pear shape. I just don't like it enough compared to other diamond shapes to see it every day on my finger. I don't dislike it. Do you know how there's like a teardrop type of pear now where it looks more rounded pear? I thought that was kind of modern and cool. Yeah, I don't love that either. Okay. But so I was watching Outer Banks. Do you watch Outer Banks? Yes.

No, I haven't. I haven't watched Outer Banks or Bridgerton. Okay. Wow. Wow. Or the guy I've never kissed before. I don't watch any of that like teeny bobber shit. I haven't watched Euphoria. Yeah.

Okay, first of all, Outer Banks isn't teeny bopper shit. It's the most amazing show ever. But no, it is made for teeny boppers. It's fucking teeny boppers with big lips. The guys and the girls. Instead of saying what the fuck, they say what the frick. I'm like, all right, just say the fucking word. But the main character, and I don't want to give any spoiler alerts away because the second season just came out, but I obviously binge watched it in two days.

But the main character, Sarah, Sarah Cameron, is talking to her boyfriend and he's asking her about engagement rings. And she says, princess cut, emerald cut, never pair. And I just felt so seen.

by that statement pairs are like country music or people are like i like all music except country but then the people who love country like really fuck with country yes that's so true so does your mom have a pear shape though because i feel like most of our moms have perish it was very in when our moms were getting married i don't know what shape my mom is is considered i

My mom wants a new engagement ring. So if my dad's listening to this, I'm obsessed with her off. I'm she, I'm so obsessed with her. Yeah. My mom retired actually. So shout out to Kim. Wait, my mom just retired too. She's pumped about it. She calls me. Oh, I don't know. Every 20 minutes. She's like, what are you doing? My mom got three cats and she's like in a play right now. Like my mom's really living it up in retirement. Doesn't have time for me. Like less time. Oh my God. I love that. But I do have an argument.

I wanted emerald. That was the first one I wanted. But then I realized it doesn't have the sparkle like a cushion or a princess cut. It kind of just looks like a cut glass and it's fucking expensive. So part of me is like get a fucking sapphire that's rectangle and it'll look the same. Because the whole point of it doesn't have the sparkle. So get like a long cushion. I think they call it. No, not a cushion. A long something else. Yeah.

I don't know. All I know is that I want my engagement ring to be borderline offensive to people, but also classic. Because I was on the LIRR with a girl who got engaged. She's like a doctor and her husband's a doctor. She had the biggest fucking ring that looked just like my ring, but huge. But she was like, I actually like yours better. And I was like, why? She's like, mine is so big. It looks like a

cocktail ring yeah it almost looks fake it looks fake like i wanted it's like chloe kardashian's yeah her shit was so huge and she put mine on she was like wait yeah bro i want mine to be like 200 grand right on the cusp of being like it's too much but like yes we still love it yeah i love how i have to tell you like don't get a million dollar ring page it'll look silly

You're like fine Just cause you said so You also wrote Meredith Blake Parent Trap I saw on E! News That they did this whole Like thing about Meredith Blake And how when we You know who I'm talking about Meredith Blake Yes Yeah yeah Yes Okay She's like bitchy

Yeah, and how when we were younger. Yeah, she's the OG bitch and I don't think she gets enough credit because she came on and she was like, Meredith was not trying to take Nick Parker's money. I was a very legitimate publicist for like very big companies and I didn't need his money. And thinking about it now, she was 26.

Like in the movie, that character was meant to be 26. So she was like a young badass. Just a young badass, but we hated her. But now as I get older, fuck those little brats. They should have been sent away to Timbuktu. You know, like that's how I feel now. Okay. Every movie we watch when you're little, you cringe. You're like, this is...

There's a lot of misogyny, a lot of like, I mean, have you watched Bring It On? The trainer comes in and slaps all the girls asses. Spear fingers. Out of control. The spear fingers guy. Fuck that guy. I watched Good on Paper because you told me to with Eliza Schlesinger. What did you think? I was entertained by it. Yeah. I can. I'm like proud of her because she wrote it and she had her stand up in between. I thought it was cool.

There were parts that were, you know, you're like, okay. You're not like, oh my God. It was cute. It was cute. It was cute. And I really like her and I'm proud of her. Yeah, it was funny. I also love Margaret Cho. Hilarious. Hilarious. I feel like the casting was really good. Like the guy was so creepy. Don't you love watching movies and like in your head, I don't know if you do this, but I feel like we're very similar in that you would do this. Are you ever watching a show or a movie and you're like, but what if?

I recasted that yeah yeah I'm always trying to put Jennifer Lawrence in things is what if what if she played this is she okay like where is she because I feel I'm jealous of her because I feel like she can be off the map and like I'm still out here hustling for a like and like she is living her best life I love her so much it's did I tell you about the time I saw her in an elevator I

Wait, is she like a fan of you? I don't think she knows. Yeah, she's definitely. Oh, no, she had talked about me one time in a podcast because she thought that I was hooking up with Austin and I didn't even give a shit that she thought that just because all I cared about was that my name had come out of her mouth.

Yeah. You said she was gorgeous. Stunning and tiny. But I think she's so cool. And did you have you heard anything about how her and Emily Ratajkowski don't like each other? No. I don't know if both of their PR teams are very good at like squashing this, but I'd seen like a like a few articles like a couple of weeks ago.

I don't know the full story, but you know how Emily is always, she had like written that whole essay about like the creepy photographer and she like did a whole thing about how like her picture, her like naked pictures were. Were sold and not given credit. Apparently the guy that she's talking about, like that had the pictures and like is like a, what is that called? Like not a curator. Yeah.

Who like buys and sells art? Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Is J-Law's husband?

And the fact that that's been hidden from Their PR teams are great Craziest thing too When I saw Jennifer Lawrence in the elevator We were I was at the The Whitney I think I was at the Whitney That's where I was And that's the elevator I saw her in And she was with a man But I didn't even like look Nor did I care who she was with But I assume it was her husband But can we all just Oh okay Can we just say for a second Now it's time for a rant Yeah Everyone's like

So upset with how the media treated Brittany like she became a star and then they just ripped her apart Yeah, look at what they did to Jennifer Lawrence Jennifer Lawrence Gave us Hunger Games. She gave us like Joy, she gave us all these amazing movies. She won awards. I love her American Hustle American Hustle She's incredible. She gets silver linings playbook. Oh my god She's she's the moment

And she also, during it, not only is the moment, but is actually weirdly relatable and likable, which no one's ever experienced. And she's kind of silly and goofy, and we're used to celebrities being pretty perfect, and she's tripping and spilling mints. And then it gets to a point where society goes, yes.

Yeah, we're done with this girl being liked. And suddenly she's annoying. Yeah. She's obnoxious. And Jennifer Lawrence is the worst. When was the last time they called a male celebrity annoying? Literally never. Literally never. So Jennifer Lawrence. You know who I find annoying? You know who I find annoying? Who? Who?

Kind of find Brad Pitt a little annoying. Hot take. Yeah. Hot take. Why do you find Brad Pitt annoying? Same reason that like people find Jennifer Lawrence annoying. No reason. Just don't. Just don't care. Like, I feel like he's such a playboy and like, I don't know. I just find him annoying.

It's just like too perfect You're like we get it Yeah I'm like we get it You're fucking Brad Pitt And I'm okay with random people Not liking Jennifer Lawrence But the fact that as a culture And the media all was like Okay this is so cringy now Like we're so over her When it's like she's given us so much And I'm just like It's just so typical And then women have to reinvent themselves Like oh now she's not like that She's like this Like fucking Madonna Yeah

But anyway, that's why I'm happy for her to be off social media because she can afford it. And just doing whatever feud. And also there might not even be a feud with her and Emily Ratajkowski. Like Emily could be fighting with her husband. Like it could be whatever. I like Emily, too.

I think she's done a lot like with empowering women in the platform that she has. And as we said last episode, we don't know them, but we will make assumptions. Yes, we will. Did you write Dax and Kristen Bell too? What kind of tea do you have with them? Are you just in love with them? You're in love. No. Wait, does something happen that I don't know? They said that they don't bathe their children until they smell.

They were the ones that I said told you about the non-alcoholic beer drinking for their kids. So they were like, wait, wait, no, we're the couple that says shit like this. Now they're on that Mila Ashton shit. And I'm just, it's a movement I'm not ever going to get behind. Was there a reason behind it or they just wanted to like poke the bear and get us worked up? It was literally on page six, the article. And a giggler like DMed it to me and was like, I feel like you need to read this. And I was like, thank you so much. I do.

How insane? How insane? What's going on? Shower. Everyone shower every day. Don't take baths away from children. Did you also see Fetty Wap's daughter died? What? No. Yeah, Fetty Wap has six children. I don't know if he knew that either. But he has a daughter and she was four years old. They haven't said how she died yet. But she passed away like a couple days ago. How old is she? She was four. Her name is Morin.

Fetty Wap also was in a bad motorcycle accident or something. He's been fucking through it. Sending our love to Fetty. I saw Fetty Wap on the beach in the Bahamas last two New Year's ago.

And he was just carrying around a bottle of Crown Royal. As he should. No, as he should. As he should. What else should Fetty Wap be walking around the beach? Remember when he was like really hot for like a year, everything he dropped? I mean. I loved him. Like I loved him on another level to the point where he was performing at some club on like a Tuesday night.

The club was up and down And they had a night And it was called Tuesday Baby Tuesday And I Begged my boyfriend At the time I was like No we're going out tonight Fetty Wap is performing And we went And I had the best time Of my life So he's a good performer Yeah

I don't really know. I was so excited to see him. What's the famous song? Yeah, she's fine. Wonder if she'll be mine. Six, seven, nine or something. Yep. Six, seven, nine. Okay. And we don't even know what that's about. Is that like a zip code? I don't really know. Not important. It's about how did you feel, not what it means. Yeah. It was the song of the moment. There are certain things that you buy every single summer. Sandals, sunscreen, snacks, clothes.

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Hannah, I'm worried about you and Bo. I'm really worried about it because you love him. I did have to have a talk to myself in the mirror at one point and I was like, stop. You're not dating Bo Burnham. You looked at yourself and you were like, I'm an engaged woman. Bo doesn't love me. And then you're like, but does he? If he met me, would he? And the answer is yes, he probably would. We're both taken. He probably will hate you. He probably think you're the worst. He has a girlfriend.

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Six five. Do you know that I said this to someone the other day? Who did I say this to? He is on my famous people list. If I met Vince Vaughn today and he wanted to sleep with me, absolutely. Vince Vaughn can get it. Climb that like a tree. I mean, I think he's perfect. I think he's so hot and I think he's just his personality. I know that we would get along. And his voice is really sexy, which is important. Next, Calvin Harris.

how tall six six good for him good for fucking him and i kind of get it because when i first heard that taylor swift was dating a dj i was like okay whatever and then he just kind of this like very normal looking white dude and then i heard he's six six and i was like yeah yeah i understand that who else um okay this is gonna blow your mind and i'm so excited for your opinion on this okay sex in the city's aiden

Is six five. Wow. Does this change the whole narrative for you? It's so interesting because I was asked this question recently, Aiden or big? And I said, big. Big. And the person that asked me said, I knew you would pick that. And then walked away from me. And at some point I felt seen. But I...

I'm still going big I'm still going big I love a toxic brunette man I love a toxic tall brunette man Yeah you like him dark And I do think that he I just want people to know That he's 6'5 To factor it into their decisions It doesn't have to change You did that for the people And we appreciate you Yes Howard Stern

Six five. Howard Stern's wife, Beth Stern, is living my dream life. Yeah. Like if I'm jealous of anyone, it's Beth Stern. Beth Stern lives in the Hamptons in a mansion. Yeah. And is running her own kitten rescue. Shut the fuck up, Beth. She has like hundreds of thousand followers and she rescues kittens and then gets them adopted in the community and

And I'm obsessed with her I follow her And I mean yes She is with a bazillionaire Right But she Has found a way To live her dream And I love that I feel like that will be you one day I am gonna have An animal sanctuary Yeah I'm planning it I'm manifesting it Okay this one's gonna Blow your damn mind Okay Conan O'Brien I feel like he's like Six seven Six four Wow I thought he was like A little leprechaun Question for you Red headed guys Yes

Francis Ellis, hot. Very hot. He's probably the only redheaded guy that I've looked at and been like, hello? When we do comedy, I go, hottest ginger the world has ever seen. Yeah, he definitely is. But he is like that preppy blonde Nantucket hot. Yeah. Which typically isn't my style. But I don't think I've ever...

I don't think a redheaded guy's ever hit on me. So actually, it's not me being rude. It's you guys. They don't like you. They don't like me. They're like, oh, you don't like me? I don't fucking like you. They're like, ew, your achy brown hair color. I do have to say, I think gingers are very strong because these poor motherfuckers had Southpaw come out

Before they were even teenagers Yeah And they started the whole Gingers have no soul thing Yeah that was wild And somehow It stuck And how many times did you go You have no soul Gingers have no soul Yeah What does that even mean? There was a period in time In high school Where like I begged my mom To let me dye my hair red

Like what kind of red? Like a dark, dark red. Like I wanted to be like Lindsay Lohan when she was like a crazy drug addict. That hair color where it's almost like borderline purple. But that's like normal. I feel like teenagers that would have been hot. Oh, yeah. I feel like it was like almost an ambery like shimmery red. At some point in my life, I think I will dye my hair red. You're waiting to hit that like full rock bottom. I get it. Yeah. Yeah.

It's coming. Let me tell you. It is fast approaching. This is my zaddy. Okay. Liam Neeson. Do you know who he is? Of course. Okay, just double checking. He, I want to get kidnapped so he can save me. He's 6'4". And he's Irish. And I feel like he's like burly. He's a big man. He's like, there's nothing better than meeting a guy in

in person and being being like a little shocked like i didn't know you were this i didn't expect you to be this tall people say that about dez because whenever anyone meets him because he's six three and everyone's like oh we didn't expect that yeah we weren't expecting it for whatever reason he looks smaller well you're tall um bob saget thank you six five seven six four wow

I love how we're having multiple conversations right now. But yeah, Bob Saget can get it. Yeah, absolutely. Do you know who I would fuck? Do you know who I would fuck? Can I guess? Can you give me like a lineup or like give me an era or something where I can guess? He's like, he's an older comedian. Like the, like Bob Saget made you think of him. He's an older comedian. Give me one more clue just to say. And he's also tall and he's like, he's like one of the funniest comedians.

He's an older comedian. He's also tall. He's one of the funniest. I don't know. Will Ferrell. Wow. Wow. We just had a whole redheaded conversation. You didn't think to bring him up? He's not redheaded. I would classify him as redheaded. He has gray hair. Now? That's very interesting that you would have sex with him. I don't...

See that for myself. If I think someone's humor is like so good, I will fuck their humor. And lastly. Certainly not least. My biggest crush of a relationship, like comedy relationship. Okay. Sasha Baron Cohen. Okay. Who's with Isla Fisher. Yeah. Cute redhead. Yes. No, people don't talk about them enough. People don't talk about them enough. No. Let's add them into our list.

Favorite couples. Because I think they've overtaken who Dax and Kristen Bell because they've they're going out. I'm out on Dax and Kristen. I'm not out on Ashton and Mila. No, no. But like my day ones are Blake Ryan, John Krasinski, Emily Blunt. I love Kelly Ripon, Mark Consuelos. We know that. Are you rooting for Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde? Wow. Yeah.

Wow. It's such a complicated conversation. I feel like with answers, you're either like immediate, like so fucking strong or you're like, I am stumped and it's hard to stump you. No, they've stumped me. They really have because I love Jason Sedenkis. Okay, he's on my list. Oh yeah, I'd fuck him too. I would absolutely have sex with him.

And I loved him and Olivia. I thought they complimented each other so well. I listened to the story on how they met. I thought it was adorable. How'd they meet? They met at some after party for something and he was too scared to go up to her. And I think she told his agent or manager or something like, he can come ask me for my number if he wants. And then he went and did it. Whatever. That's cute. We don't know them. So we don't really know why they broke up.

But if it is like a mutual breakup and they're both happy for each other and it was the right decision, then of course I want her to find love. But I don't know. Can you find love with a 27-year-old pop star? Yeah, it's like, is he just like that...

sweet candy dangling in front of her that she got distracted with. Yeah, like, is it just, like, fun? This is, okay, this goes back to my sex life, like, biggest fears. What if she just woke up and was like, I can't do this anymore? Yeah. And she's like, I need, like, a hot young accent to bang me. Yeah, I also think, but I do, I have heard that Harry Styles is not only good looking, but that he's, like, funny and smart, which is kind of, like, unfair. And he's, like,

Just cool and different. No, it's unfair. You can't be all three. So I don't believe it. You can't believe everything you hear. Sounds like he's hiding something. But anyway. Sounds like he's in the witness protection program, if you ask me. Blink if you need help, Harry Styles. We love you guys so much. What a fucking journey of an episode. That was a journey. That was really fun. I loved it.

We are working on new merch. We're possibly working on maybe a live show. Who knows? Who knows? Just manifesting. Just living life. I want to like do the voice now and like practice. Can't say we didn't live life. This is so weird, but my ex-boyfriend who was not a comedian and pretty shy could do like a really good Kourtney Kardashian. Wow. It's like she adds R's to things that shouldn't be there. Like she talks like that. I don't think I've ever dated anyone funny.

I dated one guy who was really funny and that's it. So that's like, that's pretty sad. And with that, have a great week. Have a amazing day with your funny fucking friends and your funny white friends. We love you guys and we'll always be giggling. Bye. Bye. Bye.