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What's up, my glossy gigglers? I met a few gigglers this weekend, and their first question was, does Hannah always have a G word prepared, or does it just come to her, or does she look them up prior? Sometimes she literally comes up with them two seconds before it, but I genuinely have no idea what she's going to say. I just want to say that we tease that merch is dropping all the time, but our merch has officially dropped today.

See you in small claims court is so dope. And then we have our apparently, which is the apparently is so cool. Apparently, apparently it

It looks like we're part of like a tennis team and these are like, we like begged our coach to do something like different and cool. You said that you have a lot of front page news. Should we just hit it? Yeah, let's just hit it because I feel like I'm busting at the seams. I want to start with Pete and Kim, but I actually legally can't. I have to start with Teresa's hair. What in the flying fuck?

Did you see what I just wrote in the notes this morning? No, let me look because I do get a kick out of our goddamn notes. I wrote, leave Teresa alone! $10,000 for glam, 1,500 bobby pins in her hair. This is my initial thought when I saw her. I had actually...

two like very distinct thoughts when I saw her the first one is TLC's My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding obsessed obsessed that's what Teresa looks like two her daughters hate her

Because there's in no situation you're looking at anyone who you're close to, friend, mother, and you're like, that's it. No, that's do it like that. Wear it like that. So I have a hot take. Okay. I love it. No way. I'm obsessed with it.

Look, Teresa, I feel like she doesn't even want to be a star. Like, I feel like she doesn't care about reality TV. She just can't help but, like, get tons of press and everyone talks about her all the time. And she is a fucking Jersey queen. The tan, the hair, it was fucking perfection, Paige. Hannah, would you wear your hair like that for your second wedding? Yes.

Here's the thing. Also, I liked like I didn't mind her dress. I thought she looked good. I thought like the venue was cool. I'm not a huge fog machine person, but if that's your thing, fucking go do it. We do fog machines during our live shows. A lot to reason we should incorporate fog machines more into she had gloves. Gloves were I liked it. Like, yeah, I thought she looked cool. Her hair was beautiful.

Insane. She was giving Amy Winehouse if she was from Jersey. I think that like I have to be here for Halloween now. Like I have to do it. Wait, Paige, that's amazing. Like I have to do it. There's been no situation I can't do that. And Paige could dress up as Louis. Is it Louis or Louis? Louis.

Louis. Louis? Louis. Louis. Louis. Louis is a very complicated name. People don't talk about it enough. Like, we're not from France. Take out the S or figure it out. It's actually funny because I was laying in bed the other day and Greg was like, in the morning, he was like, did you see Teresa's wedding? I just like...

I was like, yeah, I did. Look, the fact that Craig knows all the Bravo goss, like it gives you guys so much more to talk about than the average relationship with a dude. Yeah, it does. Like he doesn't watch Housewives, but he knows like who's who kind of. Yeah, he knows the spark notes. Do you think Lewis liked it?

I, he gives me the heebie-jeebies, I feel like. So, I don't know. Are people hating on Louis? I think people are, and I think he says that, pronounce it Louie, but you do you, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think people, like, love him. Well, people were saying a lot because, I mean, Teresa, or Melissa and Joe didn't even go. Neither did Dina. Do you think that's because they don't like Louie? I could see Dina not wanting to be on camera, but they said that Teresa...

Something happened with Teresa and Melissa when they were filming this last season, like in the past couple of weeks, and that she did something so irrepro...

irreparable irreparable irreconcilable irreconcilable differences what is the fucking word honestly i knew exactly what you were saying yeah and like i think started a rumor about melissa and so they're not talking so then melissa posted like the night of the wedding her and her family like partying and dancing at their house look you can get uninvited from weddings but

for literally nothing these days. I'm telling you. Well, I don't think they got uninvited. I think they chose not to go. Yeah, they showed them at the Jersey Shore packing their towels and stuff to go to the beach. Honestly, it makes me sad. It makes me sad that...

makes me sad sorry dina was posting all these like inspirational quotes too but here's the thing that would be like the day of your wedding i stayed home and just was posting inspirational quotes it means like shit's fucked up right now but like

I just don't like that Teresa and her brother have all this turmoil because I'm like, you're family. Right. And also like they don't have their parents anymore. Like they're really all each other has. And that's so sad. And I get it if Teresa did something like super fucked up. But like if it's because they don't like Louie, I want to be like, oh, now you guys are standing up for the guy she's with. The last one wasn't great. Yeah. I just like.

I love Teresa. I really fucking do. Like she's been my favorite housewife forever. But I do find myself logically more on Joe and Melissa's side more often when I'm watching. But like here's the thing. There's no Jersey housewives for me without Teresa and Melissa.

Yeah. And I think that deep down there's tension of like it's Teresa's the star and Melissa. It's kind of hard to be under always under Teresa's like limelight. Yeah. You know, but then Melissa has like good moments. Yeah. I've met them both. Yeah. Because, you know, when you're looking at drama and then you're like, yeah, trying to pick. I like them both.

I've met Teresa. Teresa was amazing. I mispronounced her name. She was so nice to me. She says sandwich in real life. She recognized me. She called me girl with no job, which was hilarious. And then apologized. I wish someone would do that to me. Like she thought I was a literal icon. And then I met Melissa. I did a whole fucking podcast with Melissa.

And Melissa was so down to earth, so smart. Like Melissa's a smart, like marketing, talented, tasteful, gorgeous genius. They're just very different. Very different. Before I went on my Italy trip, Melissa gave me all these recommendations for Italy. And honestly, I feel like we planned a double date with Craig and Joe and that needs to happen.

That's amazing. I do think that it's just two people who are very different in the same family and Joe gets caught in between. And Joe is hilarious, loves he's passionate and she gets reckless. Great TV, though. I can't wait to watch it. Can't wait to watch it. OK, next.

How did you feel when you first heard the news? Where were you when you heard the news that Kim and Pete have called it quits? A giggler DM'd me, of course. And I felt a sense of relief. I wasn't as shocked as like I saw. Like some people were very heartbroken about it. I, like most things in my life, didn't care. I just found it hard to muster up.

Any fucks. Like I was like, oh wow. But there was not really an emotion I could attach to. I wasn't mad. I wasn't sad. I felt nothing. I kind of was annoyed. And everyone joked that it was like a PR relationship. I don't know if it was a PR relationship. I just think it was like... Well, I mean, it was the same day that Khloe's baby was born. So...

That was strategic. Do you think Khloe's baby being born, that news was to quiet down the breakup? Or do you think the breakup was to quiet down the baby being born? I don't know because, again, both things if I heard on separate days, I would both have not cared.

Okay, this reminds me of a TikTok I send you where they were like, hot girls, we just don't know things and don't remember things because we don't have to. I don't know your names. I don't know places. I don't know the time. I don't remember. I don't know my opinions. Anything. Craig will say like really cute things of like certain things that have happened in our relationship and I, not for a second will I remember it. Do you fake it or do you tell him? Sometimes I've been like, oh,

Yeah, yeah. And then I... So that's healthy and that's good. Well, Des is smarter than me. So that happens a lot in our relationship. But he gets it. Des probably makes things up. That's like, remember we did that? So it was so cute. So he's in...

Scotland right now at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and he had this old video go viral when he was on a in China on a dating show stop it stop it stop it it's on his Instagram right now basically there's like 20 Chinese women who he the guy goes in the middle and has to kind of like perform for them okay or say something and then they like press a button if they like him or not yes and

How many buttons did he get? He did okay. I think he did okay, but it's funny to see their reactions to him. How old was he? This was like 10 years ago, and I think he was dyeing his hair brown. Stop. I need to go into his Instagram. He's speaking Mandarin, and then he breaks into like an Irish fight song. Basically, people were like, we must protect this man at all costs, but he's definitely lived so many lives before you. Wait. Wait.

Okay, you know what's so fucking annoying? That guys get so much hotter with age. Like, Des is so much fucking hotter now. That's why I waited. This is hilarious. He's singing a song. He's singing. He loves to sing. I didn't know that Des loved to sing. Oh, yeah, very musical. He did a whole...

once where he learned to play the drums and did like a hip hop music, whatever. He's just like, whatever. And I'm like, is this meme funny? And he's like, shut up. Oh my God. I love that. I'm ignoring, um,

What is it? Alabama, like... Alabama Rush. Alabama Rush. Alabama Rush. I'm ignoring it because I feel like all those girls would have bullied me. I never watched it initially. Like, that was just not my algorithm. I would have had to have gone and looked for it. And I still am not getting fed any of the videos. It's not my algorithm. Hannah, I feel like, though, you could be doing...

Research By watching Like when they do Hi my name is Mary Lou And I am trying out for Delta Phi And I am wearing my Mama's Gucci bag and these Are my see I can't even do it No yes that was so good There's always one thing From like this from Sheen And my earrings are I forget Where my earrings are from but

I got this barrette from my mama. I feel like if Delta Nu says yes to me, I'm going to never be seen again because that's social suicide. I'm not even going to go to talk to Delta Nu. And the guys in, I was about to say Phi Di. Phi Di does sound like a sorority. Phi Di is, New York City is one big college campus. Delta Upsilon uses too much cocaine. And my mom told me that's bad for my nose job to do cocaine. Okay.

And, you know, I heard that the Delta Gamma girls are rich. And my daddy did work for American Express for two years before he got fired. And then he cheated on my mom. But I love Delta Gamma. I feel like every girl in that, like their dad could be running a Ponzi scheme. We don't know yet, but they will be on a documentary where like the mom is there and she's just like, we were in a pyramid scheme and we had no idea. And he like vanishes.

Speaking of men cheating. Yeah. Have you watched... Have you been, like, tracking Addison Rae's mom and dad's activity online? Because it is savage. No, what are they doing? Addison Rae's mom did one of those, like, Your Red Flag, and it said, Bad Taste in Men, and she, like, posted it. And the dad's, like, being crazy. He's, like, doing drugs, just hooking up with people. Like, he's, like, really into his own fame. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So what I think...

is we love the D'Amelio's but um I was talking with some people in LA and we decided that they need us reality they need a reality show give Addison Rae's family reality show I mean it'll ruin them but but who who doesn't reality tv ruin correct let's be honest I'm like what do it it's a it's a passing of the torch you know it's a fleeting moment

Yes. But with Kim and Pete, I felt like Kravis was getting so much attention. You know, when like you almost feel the jealousy of a person, like you're not jealous, but you feel their jealousy. I feel like Kim was like, this isn't how it's meant to be. Like, like,

Courtney is the least interesting to look at. She should not be getting all this press. I can do this. I can find a hot guy. And it's like, who's the guy for the moment that I get along with? She even prefaced it on her show being like, I never wanted to be with him. I just like thought he had BDE. Like she went into it. I want to have fun. Right. And if you know Pete's history, he's known for getting like.

He loves falling in love. He's proposed to like every girl he's ever been with. And like, that's not the energy Kim needs. Correct. In her life. I also heard speculation that MGK and Megan Fox were like going to break up and that Kim wanted to announce hers prior to theirs.

but that could be fun too i would love an md i love a breakup and not to be like negative i just think it's empowering like i love to see people level up well because you like to see like after their lives like like after they've gotten rid of some toxic person yeah like gigglers will message me like i just broke up with my boyfriend and your pod made me feel happier and i always just say good fuck that guy because that's how i feel i don't need to know what happened

You could have like murdered his puppy and I'd be like, fuck that dude. I did some. I just got a DM. I didn't respond, though, because I like was like, wow, I'm such a sinister person. So I mean, it was like I just got I just broke up. My boyfriend and I just broke up. Like, how did you get over a breakup where you thought you were going to spend the rest of your life with someone? And I was like, when did I ever say I was with anyone I've ever dated prior?

And I was like, I can't say that back. I do think that the Pete and Kim stuff was like fun, but it was becoming like just too much. I don't know. I was over it. What do you think about Kanye West posting saying Skeet Davidson? What was the actual? Did he do it? I didn't know Kanye posted. Hold on. I'm going to get it. On his Instagram? It's so funny. They're just regular people.

Me, Haley, Kanye, we're just watching the news and commenting on it. He posted Skeet Davidson dead 2022. Oh, no. Skeet Davidson dead at age 28. And he did it on like the New York Times. OK, I don't like that. That freaks me out.

I think it's funny. That freaks me out. I don't like that. I think it's so petty and so... Is he saying, like, his career is dead? Because it's not. No, like, their relationship is dead. Like, see, Pete, like, get the fuck out of here. That's my wife. Like, I have a feeling that Kim and Kanye are going to get back together. No!

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, I think so. After his behavior? Absolutely not. Yes, because I feel like I really identify with Kim Kardashian. And sometimes, like... Are you calling Craig Kanye? Yeah.

Because sometimes when you date like a normal guy who's great for you, like he's great for you and you know he is. And this is like, yes, exactly what you need. You want to go back to the crazy. Like you miss the craziness. And I think she's so like type A in every part of her life that she craves some type of like psychoticness.

I mean, I would argue pizza comedians. So he definitely is crazy. That's true. She liked being a power couple. She likes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She likes people talking about who she's dating and being very impressed. Yeah. And let's be honest, like Kanye is arguably a god, as he would describe himself. And like he's a genius.

He's a genius. But this is the thing. Like, I want the tea. I want to know what happened. At first, I thought Pete might have broken up with her because he didn't want to shoot the reality show. But I thought that she broke up with him because he was doing press articles saying about, like, how he wants to be a father. And I thought, like, maybe that would have freaked her out. I didn't like the little stuff I saw between them. I saw, like, a power dynamic that made me uncomfy. Have you ever heard of the Green Line test? No.

Oh my God, no. What is it? Okay, so there's this guy on TikTok and he does this thing called the green line test. And he said it's like, it's like been around forever. But he takes couple, he takes photos of couples. Like not him taking the actual picture. Like he takes photos from their Instagram. And he says, if you take a picture with your significant other and either of your heads lean in,

Any type of way, you're not staying together. And it says, who is, I know it's very different. I'm pulling up my phone right now. And it says like, okay, like, so say you're, you stand straight in the photos and Des leans his head into you. He's more into you than you are into him. And you're going to eventually get sick of it. And like op and vice versa. That's so interesting. Cause I think there's a theory that when you find the right person, you can never take a good photo with them.

I feel like I take the best photos with like the worst guys. Yeah. Cause you're just like focusing on yourself and you're just like, do I look hot? Do I look hot? And with the right guy, you're like, oh my God, it's me and him. And I always look like a doofus.

doofus I'm always like I have to like there are a few photos that I try to do like with the green line test and Craig does like lean his head in but then there are some where I lean mine in and there but there are some where we stand straight but there's so many factors what if my shoe hurt but yeah that's like something that they that's like a thing on TikTok the green line test it

I've learned some stuff on TikTok too. Apparently perms are coming back. Like in your hair? Yeah. No, not your vagina. I go, forget a landing strip. Make it an afro. But I lasered everything off. Would you get it? Would you do it? A perm? Honestly, everything I've told you guys I wouldn't do, I do. This is a growing and learning pod. I'm probably going to get a belly button piercing. I've been wearing low rise skirts.

You're gonna get your belly button pierced. No, I'm actually too scared Should we get our belly buttons pierced for my 30th birthday? Because you know I can easily easily do anything with too much peer pressure and a camera on me I don't know if I want to do it either. Let me I don't think it's worth it. Let me sleep on it I know what you have to I know what you have to do for your 30th and I'm saying it right now Get my nipple pierced? You're gonna kill me. What? No, you're gonna kill me. What?

I almost don't want to say it, but now you have to Hannah. Okay. Only the gigglers will know. Cause I want you to have like a, I want you to surprise everyone. Actually, you need to do it. Okay. What?

You need to bleach your brows. No, I'm not doing that. Oh my God. I would never, there would be zero convincing in the entire world. I would rather get like highlights and dye my hair than bleach my eyebrows. You go, I'd rather get Kelly Clarkson highlights 2000 era. No page. I sooner rather editorial. No, it's editorial. I'm go editorial, go high fashion. Okay. You have to step up your game.

Hannah, I've grown these out for almost a year now, not touching them. Do you know the damage in which you would do to my brows? This is another one of your sabotage. I put my pants last week. My nails are shit. Look at those. And now you want to get rid of the, quite possibly the best feature on my fucking face?

Look, I know that you've been seeing I've been posting a lot of fashion and you're just You're a friend of me. You're a friend of me. Okay. You're manifesting bad eyebrows for me. Okay. So let's go in between. Let's find a common ground. Can we use makeup to bleach it?

Yeah, like we could put concealer on and like see what it would look like. Yeah. I'll like wear that out one night for sure. But like you think I'm trying to take you down. I think you would become like next level fashion icon. I didn't think you were trying to take me down until I shit my pants in New York City. Okay. That was all you. I knew I know it was you. I had an epiphany in that goddamn bathroom. Yeah.

I can never go to Fidei anymore. You're not allowed in Fidei anymore. What is this on the shared note of bleaching your asshole? Oh, yeah. Have you ever done it?

For all this time, I thought bleaching your butthole meant bleaching your butthole hairs because I'm so Italian. Hannah Lucy Burner. Hannah Lucy Burner. Hannah Lucy Burner. I thought it meant you just go blonde in your butthole. No. Oh, my God. I didn't know you're bleaching your skin. Why do people care what color skin your butthole is?

It's supposed to be like Okay it's supposed to be like Your butthole is Is a different color than like Your normal skin so this like Makes it the color of your normal skin Who said that your normal It has to What Why can't your butthole look like a

Like a butthole It's supposed to be Like sexier If you can't tell That it's a butthole Basically Okay I have to I've been doing these Like new man on the street Videos The next one I'm gonna ask guys Do you care what color Her butthole is Yeah write that down Cause I've never I hang out with a lot of dudes And I've never once been like Yo she was fun But her butthole Was like a little too purple I've had a few friends do it Not gonna lie I've never done it Have I bought a kit To do it Sure have So

How do you do it yourself? I can barely shave my own butthole. You can do it yourself. It's actually, they say that you probably like shouldn't, but you can. Does it hurt? I don't think it hurts. Like I think it tingles for a little. Like the thing that I bought was you had to do it over the course of like seven days. Like every night before you went to bed, you like put it on.

But I haven't done it. Way too much admin. Also, I have ADD. Like, for example, with my closet. If I don't see it, I don't have it. Right. Yeah. And, like, with my body, if I don't see it, like, the hairs on the back of my knee, I don't have it. I don't care. I know.

No, I agree with that too. Like sometimes I don't really straighten the back of my head because I'm like, not my problem. Your guy's problem. I will not curl the back of my head. If I don't see it, it's not there. And if you see it, that's on you. That's on you. Look away. Look away.

I'm sorry. I think my butthole's cute. Like, I haven't looked at it that often, but I feel like a little cute, like, pink, purpley moment is, like, adorable. I think some people's are worse than others. Like, I think it's very much a genetic thing. So, like, okay, here's a perfect example. You and I rarely suffer from, like, dark under-eye circles. So there's a possibility that we don't really suffer with the color of our buttholes as much as, like, some other girls might.

And some of their girls might feel self-conscious about it. And so then they bleach their asshole. Are you saying that both of us have good buttholes? I'm thinking like I just thinking like, yeah, probably. I've never had a complaint. I wonder if if you do like anal a lot. Sorry, mom and Paige's mom. If you get like black and blue or something. I wonder that too, but I don't think so.

But totally. I mean, you are stuffing something inside there that like nothing really should ever probably be going up your ass. I do think there's like three kinds of opinions. There's like guys who are like Metro and want girls who are like everything is like perfectly manicured. Yeah. Proffed and manicured. Yeah. And then there's the guys who want it raw. They want dirty. They want smelly. They want feral, which is that's more me. Yeah.

And then there's, like, the in-between where guys, like, don't notice anything and you are doing it just because you like yourself a type of way. Yeah. We already know that, like, the butt stuff is, like, not number one on our priority list, but we obviously don't knock it. So I haven't thought about it enough to, like, actually do it or, like... Yeah. Yeah.

I want to know from gigglers who are doing anal if you have do you have IBS is what I want to know I want to know how many I want to know if there's any of them that have bleached their asshole and what they think about it yeah message us because this is like a new thing I'm very I'm very please don't use the comment section on any of the pictures but be sure to send a direct private message

One thing I also don't know a lot about, and I had this woman, Casey Balsham, on Burning in Hell to talk about it, and I realized how dumb I am. Yeah. Do you know anything about like egg freezing? Like the eggs in our body. Sorry, I just, sorry. Is it brunch? Brunch?

Are we talking about brunch? Because I know a lot about brunch. I just have to always make sure when it's like when you're bringing something up, it could go anyway. You know, I like to be the most informed I can be. Do you know about like IVF and egg freezing? Like if tomorrow you found out you needed to do it, would you know anything? I yes. Yes. I think I would. Yes.

Oh, yeah, because you had some you've like checked out your ovaries. Yeah, I have PCOS I actually just did a fertility test and I'm like waiting for my results because I've been on birth control for a year And I just want to see if like it's gotten it like if I've gotten more fertile So I haven't done it yet, but I urge the gigglers like I feel like girls should get I was gonna say paternity test like you're on like more years. Why are you gonna freeze your eggs?

No. It's not a plan, but if it happens... You remember Sheena was doing it on Vanderpump and she kept being like, I have to stab myself with a needle every day. I have so many hormones. And I'm like, how are you fighting with people every day? Yeah. While I would lose my mind. Yeah. Then it's expensive and then you have to make embryos and the embryos... It's a whole thing...

And a lot of girls don't know until they're trying to get pregnant that they need it, which pisses me off for two reasons. One, because you didn't have to use condoms the whole time, right? Yeah.

no like like or fucking forget your birth control all the time right which reminds me yeah and then you also are like damn i need to now educate myself on this whole thing because i feel like no one talks about it unless you're in a lurch no seriously it also like there's so many things that you have to deal with so much in your adult life that they don't even bring up in school

What does school even do? What does school do? The Pythagorean theorem? Okay, I'm going to jail for tax evasion. Imagine if they taught you legitimately about life.

Oh my God. Do you remember like when you moved into like your first apartment, like by yourself, like the few things that you realize really quickly, one toilet paper is expensive too. Is everyone out here buying cheese? This is a crazy price for cheese. Also, everyone just does cocaine now. Like, is that just like a thing that everybody talks about? Like there's a class on like, okay, you're going to use drugs eventually. This is how to do it safely and spend the least amount of money.

In my life, my first year in New York City, I realized a lot about the adult world. And I was scared. Like, I was like, there's no way everyone's just like out here living like this. This is terrifying. This is why I have trouble with admin. Like, someone's been messaging me to send them like a bank form for the last two months. And I'm too nervous to ask what a bank form is. And I like won't ask the bank because it just stresses me out. You shouldn't have to be a finance major to know what a stock is.

Right. Right. I mean, it's scary that we've been even functioning up until this point. I know. I know. I also think about, like, because I'm turning 30, I think about, like, what year was it where I stopped thinking 30-year-olds were old and, like, it wasn't really that long ago? Because remember being in your early 20s and you'd hear, like, someone's 30? You'd be like, oh, fuck that bitch. She's fucking 30. Yeah.

You're like, she's dead. Yeah, literally. There's like a joke going around about the mom of Gilmore Girls is 31. She was 31 in it. Hannah, I just watched my Big Fat Greek Wedding last night. She's supposed to be 30. Craig looked at me and he was like, oh my God, so embarrassing for you. So embarrassing for me. Yeah.

Like, what the fuck? They made her 30? Like, she was this old spinster who, like, couldn't get married. Yeah, it's the media's fault. It really is. I'm in L.A. right now and I'm thinking about, like, actresses. Like, I'm now going out for parts of the mom or the sad aunt.

I kind of love that. Which is honestly kind of correct. I want you to play someone's, like, I don't like that you say aunt, first of all. Let's get that out there, first and foremost. But I want you to play someone's, like, crazy aunt. I just started, like, submitting for roles, and I got an audition for a woman with a southern accent, and I messaged my agent. I was just like, look, I don't want to offend anybody.

Like, I don't want to offend the entire Southern community with this audition. So I'm going to pass for Comedy Central. And I go, I've never submitted for them before. And I feel like this is not putting my best foot forward. And she's like, is it that bad? And I go, it's that bad. Like, my friend Becca from Arkansas told me to never, ever do it in public. So I don't think I should do it on TV show.

I go, but I do have a friend named Paige who's really good at British accents. Did you call Becca and you're like, hey, do you have a second? Listen to this. Tell me from one to ten how offended you are. No, Becca and I would get into fights because I would go to Arkansas and people would be like, hey, y'all, nice to meet you. And I'd respond like, hey, y'all. And Becca's like, you sound dumb. You sound like you're mocking them. And I'm like, I'm not going to respond to hey, y'all being like, how are you guys? Nice to see you too. And they're like, oh, my God, how are you?

The other day I had to speak to a British lady and she started talking to me and she was giving me directions for something that I had to do. Hannah, I didn't even think in my head. I responded to her in a British accent. And I go, I'm

so sorry I don't know I'm deep into love island right now and I don't know why I didn't have a filter there and I apologize and she goes it's okay I'm in LA and I'm just talking like this I do have to say I texted you and I was like I like LA and in that moment the universe was like

don't because I ordered an omelet with sourdough bread on the side. Yeah. And the most horrific thing happened to me. They gave me sourdough bread. Yeah. With no butter. Did they toast it? Barely. Get out. It was an omelet with just bread. Get out. I looked around. I looked around because I'm like, sometimes I'm the problem. So I looked around and I said, absolutely fucking not. And I raised my hand and I said, can I have a side of butter with this bread?

And what they say? I mean, when you guys, if you don't know, when you order this in New York, like at a diner, you get bread smothered in butter. It's like a New Jordan peel movie and it's like a New Yorker in LA with no carbs. It's like, just get out. I get it. Some people are allergic to dairy or whatever. I am too, but I don't give a fuck.

risk and reward baby did they think i was just gonna eat bread straight up like a horse um did you go to breakfast by yourself i i love going out by myself i like had a feeling that you were like somewhere by yourself when you were eating this you could just tell i could just add vibes it's sense in that moment you had no friends how long are you in la for

I go, I love LA. And you go, make a friend first. Stop texting me. You go talk to someone else. You hung out with our assistant on Giggly Squad who hates you. You forced her into hanging out with you. She wanted to go out with her friends. You wouldn't let her. She was like, oh, my boss is making me go to her stupid shop. I saw her Instagram story and it was like, this is my boss, LOL. I was like, she fucking hates us.

I was literally such, I was, I'm 30. They're all like 24. They come in the green room and I didn't drink any of my alcohol in the green room because obviously I'm bad at drinking. So I was like, girls, do you want some like free alcohol from the coolant? And they were like, yeah. Oh my God. You're a method actress. This is the best. So I tried to give them all a shot and they're like, you're not taking a shot. And I was like, no. And then they fucking, it turned on me and I had to take a shot and then I got drunk and

Those damn 24 year olds. There's a thing called a rider where you can say like stuff you want in your room, in your green room. We still haven't decided what our like. Ours is. You could be like. Ours is very. Blue M&M. Ours is so weird. We're like three cubes of cheese. Yeah. So I said I want apple juice and they got like the biggest thing of apple juice. And then I just left with my apple juice.

You took it from the green room, like when you were over and you're like, I'm going home to reward myself. Yeah. There were people outside and I just walked out with an apple juice, jumped in a car and was out like a big, like a family size ball or full moth. Got it. Family size. Brought it back to my hotel room and it wasn't pretty. Yeah. What happened? It wasn't pretty. Um,

Also, I took Southwest. So chaotic. I mean, I've taken it before, but I try to avoid it. It is. The Hunger Games was inspired by Southwest. Have you done Southwest recently? Not recently, but that's all we used to fly in Albany because that was like literally like the only fucking airline there for a while. There's no assigned seats.

No, no, no, no, no. It is like the LIRR. And I know that it's cheaper, but I don't understand why they have to pick the most fucked up shit to make it cheaper. Like, you have to... Everyone gets in a line and everyone has like a number while you're waiting to walk onto the plane. You have to ask everyone what their number is. Like, that is...

way too much human to human interaction way too chaotic you have to go up to everyone go what's your number they go i'm 16 i go oh i'm 18 what's your number oh i'm 19 oh i'm 18 yeah for a new yorker this is giving me hives yeah no no i can't talk to people in an airport and then when you go in no one takes the middle seat so there's like bags everywhere southwest is the devil

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I did. And what are your thoughts? I did. Shania Twain. I do have to say this was a little bit of like a puff piece. Okay. Like it's definitely promoting her new thing coming out, but it's still great. Okay. It wasn't like as nitty gritty as you were expecting. Her life was fucking crazy. I also did just watch the Sheryl Crow documentary. So I have to like remember. Oh my God.

Well, hey, Shania Twain's life is wild. I'm remembering it now. OK, but did they talk anything about how her and her husband got divorced and then they switched like partners with their best friends? This is why it was a puff piece. No, I had to find that out on my own when I was Googling after. And we're talking about it. We're talking about it on Giggly Squad. Mention it all. Mention it all.

So Shania Twain is an icon because she basically from four years old, her mom was like bringing her to bars and making her like sing at night. Like her mom was like full stage mom. Her mom was definitely in an abusive marriage. Like shit was really tough, but she was like so freaky talented. Wait, I hope that's not Sheryl Crow. No, it's Shania Twain. And then at 19, not to get dark, but both her parents died in a car accident. Stop it.

Yep. Oh my God. Did she have any siblings? She had like three siblings. Okay. So talk about like figuring it out. She also basically, when that happens, you kind of question like everything. Yeah. How could you not? And you lose faith in everything. And she basically was like, I was going to quit. Like I was just going to quit. So this was her time to pop off and she's like, I'm going to quit.

And then. So at this point, was she like kind of famous or not really famous yet? Not really. Not famous yet. But like so good. Like she's on the track. She's doing great. She's coming into her own. She was about to pop off. And also always makes me sad when like.

the people who love you pass away before they get to see you like accomplish certain things. But then again, let's be honest, the people who are closest to us, like they know, right? Like your mom fucking knew you were going to be on TV. Like my mom knew I was going to be making like anal jokes on a podcast. For sure. She saw you at four years old. She was like, she's going to bleach your asshole. Like you're like,

Kim knew you were going to be on Amazon selling clothes. She was like, she can't read good. What can she do? Exactly. So Shania basically is like, I'm going to quit singing, but I have to find a way to pay to like support three children as a 19 year old. Wow. She gets this random singing gig at this like

Country club type thing. I don't know, but it becomes like successful. So she gets she realizes, holy fuck, I can make money using this skill. Should I twain like that? Don't impress me much. She is so sassy and such a feminist. Yeah.

But she did it like she's a fashion icon. That's why you have to watch it. Do you remember her like leopard outfit? Yeah. Like the hooded leopard music video. And then she did the music video. Man, I feel like a woman. And she's wearing the tuxedo. She's like so fucking sexy with the corset. Yeah. Shania Twain was my first concert ever in Albany. My dad took me and my mom. I don't know if my brother was there or not.

Not relevant. But I remember the first... Seeing her on stage was the first time I ever saw, like, someone wear, like, a high ponytail. Like...

And I attribute like loving high ponytail. Like we have Ariana Grande now. When I was younger, we had fucking Shania Twain. And I everything she wore on stage, like I just fucking loved looking at her. I thought she was so pretty. I thought she dressed so fucking cool from for like the next three months. Like all I would wear was a high ponytail.

she had a visual idea of exactly what she wanted everything to look like. Like these people are not just singers. They're like full on fucking creators. Um, and she also challenged what country music was. Cause like,

country music women just didn't pop off and she came in and she's also canadian so she kind of came in with this like country canadian vibe where she was like i don't give a fuck what you like southern american men are telling me what country has to be and wait wait so at this point is this like is this like early 90s right now like when she gets famous

Yes. Okay. And her first she basically does really well. And then she decides, I want to be an international superstar. I don't want to just be an international superstar. I don't want to just be a like country person. And I forget how many songs she

She did. Don't be stupid. Yeah. You know I love you. Don't be ridiculous. My mom had her CD and we used to blast it in the car. I loved it. I used to have this big mirror and I think I was playing like the now CDs. Yeah. I remember like now I guess we're so old now like one two three four. Now now I love music and I would just watch myself in front of the big mirror and just dance. Yeah.

I was pretending I was in a music video. Yeah. Pretending I was Mandy Moore. Like I imagine mean girls, you know, when you walk in and the little daughter is like shaking her ass. I was doing like genie in a bottle. My mom bought me like a headset.

to like pretend I was like in concert. And I wore that for so many different things. Like I was Shania Twain. You put your hand to your ear when you were doing the high note? I would pretend to be Jennifer Lopez in a wedding planner and pretend that I was planning a wedding around the backyard. My mom's like, oh my God. Oh my God, that's so funny. So she, I guess she gets married. I kind of forget when she got married.

So they didn't put any of this in the documentary. We need, like, Amazon to come in and do, like, a fucking...

They were decentering men, but basically she got married and she was with this guy for a while. A long time. But I don't think that they had any kids and they were best friends with this other couple. And then the husband started sleeping. Her husband started sleeping with her friend and they got together and he left her. And so then the other two were like left and they were like, we should just we should just bang one out. And they basically did. And I think they're still together.

Yep. So, OK, I remember she fell in love with her producer. He's like this British guy named Mutt Lang. And people were like, oh, she's successful because this guy is helping her write all these videos and stuff and write all the music. And they stayed together. They break up. He cheats on her. Yeah. But like she full on fell in love with Mutt.

The girl he cheated on's former husband. And they're together and they are like loving life. He's hot. Is that crazy? That's crazy. And she lives in Switzerland. How fucking chic. I know. I kind of want that for myself. You want to? I feel like at some point you'll live in Ireland. Do you think I just I just love Europe? You know? Yeah. No, you're so cute. You're so chic. You're European.

Well, your children. Oh, I am. We've already I've already asked this. My children are going to speak Mandarin and they're going to talk shit about me with their father. But I do have to say, Sheryl Crow was equally as fascinating. Did you like Sheryl Crow? Yeah, I liked her song that she had with Kid Rock. I don't even know that one. Yeah, you do. The one that's like, I put your picture away.

yes wait was it was the shania doc was that on netflix or was that on amazon it's on netflix and showtime is the cheryl crow one cheryl crow's fascinating because she their personal lives fascinate me she was engaged three times and never isn't you know she fucking got stuck with fuck boy lance armstrong

my god i forgot about that and then it came out that he like cheated on the whole like thing and he was taking steroids and all that shit i've watched the lands armstrong documentary that man is a monster i mean he's like psycho competitive he's definitely like so alpha he walks in a room he's like i'm better than everyone was he was she dating him when that all came out

Oh, oh my God. Okay. So she's with him and she did say it's the first time she was like, I was so into him. I just wanted him to marry me. She was like, but it's the first time I did feel like my light was kind of dimmed because like everything was about his competitions. Like she's, she's a full mega star by that. Yeah. And she's fucking Cheryl Crow. Crow. And she's like following him around a stupid bike rides. Yeah. And he, he really is like, like meter. She, she was really in love with him and just wanted him to propose. Yeah.

It drops that he's a fucking cheater, that he's been taking steroids after denying it for a long time, after doing a whole fucking thing about how he recovered from testicular cancer without any help.

So she's basically broken. She's like, who are you? Like, you're a liar. What is this? The next day he shows up with a six carat ring proposing to her. And she goes, that's and she said yes. But she tells the camera, she goes, that's not how I wanted it to happen. And the engagement fell apart.

Cheryl. I don't, did she ever get married after that? I feel like she's single and, but she adopted two boys cause she just wanted kids. And I guess she didn't do like the egg freezing shit, but she adopted two amazing boys. But the thing with Cheryl is she's gorgeous and like so powerful and so cool. I would love Cheryl and Shania to put out a song together. I know, but I have like a fucked up story about show crow too. Um,

She basically has her first hit song called Leaving Las Vegas that she wrote with this band. They like helped her write it. And she performs on David Letterman for the first time. And, you know, when you I guess you do well in a performance, Dave Letterman says, hey, come to the couch and talk to me. And she said she was like, I was so nervous. I wasn't prepared to like do an interview. I was just there to sing. And the first question he goes, was that autobiographical?

And she just panics and she's like, yeah. And he goes, did you live in Las Vegas? And she's like, no, but it's kind of like, it's like LA. It's like concept of like leaving your dreams kind of thing. And she just kind of like panicked. It wasn't like a big deal. The day after her band goes to the press and is like, Cheryl is taking credit for our work. And they got inspired by a book saying leave in Las Vegas. And two weeks later, the author of that book kills himself.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And the band tries to be like, this guy killed himself because Cheryl took credit for his work. And this is all just like, you know how it is when you're in an interview or a podcast and you're kind of nervous. You just kind of say something to like be witty or funny. Yeah. And she starts crying this current time, day, like crying. Just, she still is so traumatized by all that. But it turns out the author was like going through a divorce. Like there were clearly other things going on in this man's life. Right, right.

But she goes, from that moment on, I realized that I have to keep some things to myself and I can't give myself to everyone. And the fucking documentary starts off with a guy interviewing her being like, so Rolling Stone said this about you. And she goes, oh, I don't read stuff about me. And he goes, I'm going to tell you what they said. And she goes, bananas, bananas, peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter. Like she doesn't want to hear. And I was like, oh my God, that's what we do on Giggly Squad. No.

Now if there's something that I don't want to discuss on Giggly Squad, I'm saying bananas, bananas, peanut butter. She literally just started repeating random words to him and then she was like, fine. And then he told her some mean review she got and she's like, thanks, cool. But you just realize the way you survive actual public eye stuff, you can't

This is for Hailey Bieber. You can't watch everything about you. My love. Hailey, my love. Don't watch my TikTok. My love, block me. Hailey, just block me at this point. Oh, my gosh. How old is Sheryl Crow? 60. Shut the fuck up. And she looks amazing. She looks amazing. Oh, my God. I was going to literally say 45. I know. She looks so good. She's so cool. It's very inspiring to see the...

Like, because we just know their music. We don't know the background of it all. Right. Because, like, when people were famous, like, their peak fame was, like, late 90s, 2000s. Like, you really... There were no phones. Like, you really didn't know. I mean, that's, like, when Derek Jeter said, like, if I was famous now, like...

and there were phones, like it would have never lasted. It's crazy that we know the words to our songs, and we never, like it's just because they've just played our whole life. Like, I'm going to soak up the sun. That's Chocrow. The song, if it makes you, you guys, I'm a singer. You didn't know that about me. I'm a singer. That song, all I want to do is have some fun. That's Chocrow.

You know I hate when people just randomly start singing and I don't know what to do. It's kind of like when guys pick up the guitar, even if it's good. I'm like, this is awkward for me, so stop doing it. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. I had some musical theater friends who would literally just be mid-story, be like, and then sometimes I get lonely. I'm like, no, no, no. You're saying I had some musical theater friends? I didn't know at the time.

You know the movie Bring It On when they're like the cheerleaders are like trying out and the one guy's like, sorry, is this not the audition for Pippin? Like, that just made me think.

Musical theater kids are the best and they get so much hate. Oh my god. They do. They get so much hate and they're so fucking creative. They're so creative and cute. I'm working on this bit like how seltzer is like spicy water people say but I feel like seltzer is like water if it was in musical theater. It's like Some people aren't getting it on stage. They're not getting it. I fucking get it. Right? It's like in your face and you're like I get it. You're water with a flare. I get it.

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Wait, I saw, I watched the trailer for this. Yes. It's bad. So they would get people to submit, it's just like a woman-hating site, and they'd post revenge porn. So they would get off on embarrassing these women, but they would not only post revenge porn, they would dox the person. Because doxing, revenge porn, that wasn't known as illegal back then because the internet was still the wild, wild west. They'd post their name, their Facebook page name,

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Like it wasn't even guys submitting it. So what happens is she had to then call her mom. She goes, my mom was my best friend. Imagine having to call your mom and being like, no, my nudes are online. And this mom is such a hero. She went into full mom mode and she was like,

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I think he ended up going to jail, but I think he's out of jail now. So, um, okay. I want to watch that. Cause I watched the trailer for that the other night. I do think our generation, like our biggest fear was our nudes being online for sure. And I get why, why you love documentary so much. I think it's the reason like I love love Island so much because like we want to watch reality TV, but we don't.

Exactly. It's the closest thing to reality TV that I can get without being triggered.

Because like I like someone just asked me recently, like, oh, are you caught up on Atlanta Housewives? And I was like, I sooner rather die than like watch a reality show like that because it's so fucking triggering that I need. Like, so I've been starting to be like, I need to watch documentaries more. Well, Elena was like, are you watching La Vila? And I was like, I can't watch reality TV. And she's like, it's not it's not like Bravo. It's different. And I'm like, I'm still it's triggering that I can't watch 90 Day anymore.

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I can't watch certain things. It's like so triggering. And I'm just like, I need to watch. Or like your brain just immediately starts like being like, oh, that's not how that happened. Yeah. You start feeling bad for people. And then you're fucking, then you're going through your own shit and you're projected on them. And I'm just like, I need to take a cold shower. Are you watching Southern Charm? No. No. Oh, so you're not even seeing the episodes? No.

I'm seeing like certain little clips, but I can't watch like the full episode. You used to love. I know. I see my face and I'm just like, oh, my God. Well, I heard it's going really well. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. But I like documentaries because it's like. But still, documentaries are biased to the person doing it. Like, right. There's there's always an angle that people have. But I do like.

raw stories of seeing how people overcame stuff or how they chase their dreams. Right. That's fun for us here at Giggly Squad. Thank you guys. Why did I turn to a Barbara Walters interview? Thank you so much for giggling with us today. We love you so, so, so, so, so much. And we have a couple tickets left in New York and Boston. Go to Giggly Squad Instagram and they're there. Paige, anything from you? No. No.

Talk to you guys later. We love you so much. Bye.