Giggling about being petty, strippers, and pregnancy scares
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I mean, the day just got away from me. What is up, my gigglers, gugglers, and gigglers? Wow. We needed to include them all. We are in Seattle, or as they say it, CTAM. Did you notice that? CTAC. It's like Seattle, Tacoma.

never seen one right now i mean i it's not off brand that i didn't know that literally i woke up in the hotel room this morning and i was like where am i anywhere in the world i looked on a map we're in canada basically in europe no literally we're in europe we are so far west and north i've never been in the pacific northwest before i've never been here turns out people are like

The same. I went to Zara, which was crazy off-brand for us. I went to Zara. The lines were chaotic, a mess, per usual, and I just was like, America's America. It sure is. I will commend their Uber Eats. Works just the same here as it does here.

Everywhere else. We are about to go on a full-on tour. The next time you hear from us, we're going to have some fucking stories. That's all I can assure you of. We will have done three shows. Also, we're in the same room doing this pod, and it's really awkward. You're being awkward, and I'm being awkward. I feel awkward. Don't look at me. Stop looking at me. When we do the pod,

When we do the podcast, we still look at each other, but it's through a screen. This is like really intimate. Yeah. This is what COVID did to people. Yeah. It's like, oh my God, I have to be in the same room as them? No. This is a lot. Also, can you tell us what you're holding right now? My stuffed animal. This is Remy. Remy is an otter, I think, or a beaver. I don't know. But Craig gave me this the first time we ever hung out. He won it for me in one of those machines. Oh.

And typically when you get things like this, you throw it in the trash, you know? Yeah. You're like cool stuffed animal. Is Remy soft? You can hold him. But for some reason, I randomly kept him. Like sandpaper. Sandpaper. Sandpaper.

Did you know what? It has cute little ears. Yeah. Please don't make fun of Remy. And sometimes I leave him in Charleston and he stays with Craig for a little bit. Least comfortable animal I've ever held. It's your emotional therapy animal. I take him on the plane with me. I love that. Yeah. I needed something. So you bring him out in public. Is it he or she? It's a he. A he. Okay. Yeah.

Speaking of children and things we have around, I've had one of those months where I'm like, this is it. I'm pregnant. Yeah. Do you have those months? I do. And it's so crazy because remember when I said to you, I feel like you're going to get pregnant really quickly. Yeah. You've said it. A psychic told me I might get pregnant. Or a psychic was like, oh, I'm sensing babies around you. And I was like, I don't need that. Let's be honest. I'm reckless with the birth control. Reckless. I take it...

I don't go too many days without forgetting, but I'm consistently forgetting every other day. So I like I'm always taking just two pills all the time. All the time. Don't think that's recommended. Definitely not. I feel like I did the deed during like ovulation when it would be. Yeah. And of course. Do you track? Do you track? No, but I definitely should. I don't either. And like I all I have to say is like pull out, but I don't.

Like I forgot or something? Who knows? Just you don't think it's going to be you. As you get older, you get lazier and lazier. Think about the first couple times you had sex. You're petrified you're going to get pregnant. Terrified. You're immediately imagining yourself in an MTV reality show of like 14 and pregnant. And that's where your life goes immediately after he pulls out. Immediately.

And then you're like in your later 20s and you're just like in a full on relationship and you're like, how do condom companies stay afloat? How are they doing it? I don't even know how to put them on. So this is one of those times when I was late. How many days? So I normally get it on Wednesday. Okay. And Wednesday came along.

She didn't come. Wait, that's weird. Why do you get it on Wednesdays? Doesn't it go by like, doesn't everyone who's on birth control like get it on a Sunday? It's weird. I consistently get it on a Wednesday. Like you start your fake pills on when? On Sunday? Yeah. Oh, okay. And then you get it on a Wednesday. Yeah, I don't. Okay, I'm quick. She's quick. Yeah, I'm very quick. She's like, you skipped a pill? Two and a half. We're coming. Yes. Yeah. So Wednesday didn't come.

It didn't come. And that's when you start planning your whole life. You're like, you imagine like you're Sandra Bullock in like a Lifetime movie. And you're just like, we're bringing on a kid. You have an accent all of a sudden. Yeah, I start talking like this. I'm like, we are going to be a single parent.

And you have to change your whole wardrobe. I'm like, I'm going to have to move. Do I have to quit comedy? Like I'm fully planning. I'm like, my mom will help. And I'm fully planning my new life. And you just, you just envision all of a sudden are single. I'm single. For the plot. You are now single. For the storyline. I am single. I'm too young to commit to this. I am a child having a baby and I need to figure this out. Thank goodness for my mama. And then,

I don't know where I am from in the South. And I'm full on like... All of a sudden your mom is Jamie Spears. Yeah. She's gonna... And somehow... I decide. Like I consciously decide I'm not gonna take a pregnancy test because I don't want to be upset during the Giggly Squad show. So I fully committed that I am pregnant. Okay. But I don't want to know. If you got to that moment, then you legitimately think...

you were pregnant because I've only ever gotten to that moment one time where I'm like I rather not know right now because I'll cry I had like a little bit of an upset stomach and I was like yep this is it and I started googling but then I was like my boobs aren't hurting yeah I just you just it's like COVID like anything that happens you're like I have it

It's like a slight headache. I'm like, that's a sign of pregnancy. They're like, are you overthinking? Also, if you do Google signs of pregnancy, it's like, do you have a vagina? You're pregnant. And I'm like, fuck. So I'm fully pregnant. And then I'm like, do I tell my mom? I've decided I am pregnant. Yeah. And because you always think like it would be me, you know, like this would happen to me. You are 30 though and getting married.

Well, this is why I was upset. Women pray for this. I'm like, my mom's going to kill me if I am pregnant walking down the aisle. Yeah. Paige will not be happy. I don't know. I just know she'll be disappointed. She'll say I look great, but she'll be disappointed. Well, you'd have to do a whole new dress. And then I was like, can I just wait a month, God? Can I wait a month? Because I won't be showing. Even if you got pregnant right now, you wouldn't be showing at your wedding. Who knows? I am so little. So I get on the...

So I'm, during this time, I'm in Pittsburgh. I'm in Ohio. I'm doing shows. I'm like, this audience doesn't know I'm pregnant. I'm checking myself in the mirror. And then I get on the flight to Seattle. Tell me you stood in the mirror and like touched your stomach as if. I was like, we call our unborn baby Seamus because it's like a really Irish name. Oh my God. Seamus. And I'm like, Seamu.

Shammy. Then I called Des to just set a temperature, like joke, that I'm pregnant to see his reaction. I was like, I think I'm preggers. And he's like, ha ha, yeah. And I'm like, it's going to look so cute in a ski outfit. And he's like, babe, calm down. You're not pregnant. I'm like, it's so funny you think I'm not pregnant. Because you don't know how often I forget my birth control. Because if you did, you would never come in me again. Ever. Ever.

This is a disaster waiting to happen. So I get on the plane to Seattle. That's like four and a half hours from Detroit. And I get off the plane, me and my pregnant self. I get in the bathroom and all I have to say on the plane, I'm eating for two. This happened. Do you see it? Oh my God. I bled through my underwear. I had to throw out my underwear. It went through my sweatpants and, um,

I'm not pregnant. When you're getting off the plane or just today this happened? I'm getting off the plane, but I'm still wearing these sweatpants because I don't have other sweatpants. And I am sitting on your bed with them. So I apologize for that. Honestly, so on Brandon, I don't care. The thing about birth control and like I have so many thoughts on birth control, not even just pumping ourselves full of hormones, which I don't think men understand that like

No, you have no idea. This little tiny pill changes my whole existence. Has a man ever had to do something every single day consistently for years at the same exact time every single day? Like think of something that men do every single day. Brush their teeth, but so do I. I mean, barely. Do men really remember twice a day? Like I feel like they don't.

They barely even wash their hands after they pee. That's true because they don't have to like touch anything. Yeah. So it just added to the list of why I fucking hate that. But I ended up Googling it and I realized sometimes when you fly a lot, it throws off your like rhythm with stuff. Like flying is crazy. Dude, you're also planning a wedding, which is like one of the most stressful things you can do in a lifetime. I'll be honest, I forget all the time I'm planning a wedding. Wow, good for you. I do have a wedding planner who's

Who every now and then just like, hey, just checking in. You guys are still together. I just saw the internet. And I'm like, no, we're still together planning the wedding thing. Might also be pregnant. We'll plan for that later. My wedding planner was getting texts from her friends. And she's like, well, I hope she would tell me. Bitch.

Wait, when people break up and call off their weddings, do you still have to pay the wedding planner? Yeah, I guess. I think so. That sucks. Does Des have any like opinions on the wedding? Like was there anything he was like, I definitely want this at my wedding? Des is so funny because he's like, I don't care. And then I'll bring things up and he's like, absolutely not. And I'm like, so you do care. Right. So you do. So he actually is way more opinionated than me. No way. He was, I was like.

Like, what's something he really wanted? Like, I said I don't really care to do a father-daughter dance. I think it's, like, I think it's, like, a little weird. And he was like, you have to do a father-daughter dance. It's going to be beautiful. Like, he, like... I agree with him. And then he wants to do full traditional vows. I think if you said to your dad, we're not doing a father-daughter dance, he would act like he didn't care. But deep down, he would be really sad. Okay, so I was...

I was like, we'll do a father-daughter dance and I wanted to do the Bee Gees, More Than a Woman. But then apparently it's like sexual and it's like weird. But I'm like, it's a love song. More Than a Woman to me. More than a woman to me. Oh baby. Hannah, you cannot dance with your father.

I just think my father and I, we have this, like, best friend relationship where we're, like, stepbrothers. We're, like, I feel like I'm going to, like, punch him in the gut during it. And he's going to, like, poke me. You should, like, act, like, you know, be cute. I think when the moment comes, you're actually going to be a lot more emotional than you think you will be. Well, one thing I've learned about myself during quarantine is I either will not cry at all and, like, be so tough. Yeah. Or I cannot stop crying. Like, why?

When my... Not to get deep, but when my grandpa passed away, we went to his house to do, like, kind of a... Have people come over. Yeah. And everyone was, like, cool. And I was sobbing the entire time. Yeah. Like, a crazy person. Yeah. To the point that I just kept looking at my brother, like, why am I the only one crying? Yeah. But I feel like I either, like, I'm so... You're pregnant. I'm pregnant. That's a...

Clear sign. But I feel like I'm either like so tough and put together or I'm a complete fucking, I've lost it. Yeah. I haven't cried in months. Really? Yeah. So, so not me. Oh, you're due. You're due for a good one. I'm so due. I even tried to cry the other day and I couldn't.

I was like, come on, get this out. You need a good stubbed toe on a bad day. Just let it out lying on the floor. Like, why? Why does this happen? Absolutely. Also, I just wrote a quick note about footlongs. I always get a footlong when I go to Subway. How often are you going to Subway? More than you'd think. Really? With all of the great sandwich shops in New York City, what is it about Subway that you're drawn to? It reminds me of...

just times in my life that I've been at Subway. Subway's always been there, you know? No. I literally don't know. Have you had a BMT from Subway? No. You know what? I know what I'm going to get. It's consistent. Got it. That's how I feel about Chipotle. Yeah, like it's always the same and it's nice. Yeah. But I get a footlong and I was in the airplane once

i was just gonna say the only time i've ever had subway is in an airport yeah but i feel like i always get judged whenever i finish my footlong which i always do someone has to be like whoa you ate the whole sandwich no i always finish it yeah obviously the bread's so flat you can smush it and that cuts calories yeah it deletes the calories three of you smush it down

Because there's something about half a Subway sandwich that I'm like, this is for a baby. Are you a chips on the sandwich kind of girl? Or are you chips on the side? Or do you even do chips? I could, but I don't need it. Oh, wow. See, that's a non-negotiable for me. Oh, like for the texture in the sandwich? I just always need to eat something and a side.

Yeah. Because I get too bored with the main thing. That's why I don't like soup. Wow. Because it's the same every time. It's like the same experience the whole time. Do you know that my boyfriend eats soup every single day? Do you eat or do you drink?

And what kinds of soup? Is he like the hearty like football soup in a can? Hannah, it's probably one of the weirdest quirks that I've uncovered about this man. And like when it really hit me, I had to think about it because I was like, there's no way someone's eating soup every day. He has quarts and quarts of soup like in his freezer, any restaurant he's getting soup.

What does he like about it? When he orders Uber Eats, he gets three different soups. He doesn't do cold soup. And he's offended if you classify chili as a soup, not a soup. Oh. Yeah. Oh, there's levels and rules. Does he like bone broth soup?

No, I don't know if he likes bone broth. Because that's like a whole cult, the bone broth cult. But he loves, there's like this one place in Charleston that he orders soup from. It's like Orzo something. That's his favorite. Does he have bread next to it? Not a big bread guy. Wait, what? He actually said to me one time, this was like in the very beginning of our relationship. I was like, oh, do you want bread? Or I forget what we were eating. He said to me.

I started hysterically laughing. I said, if you ever say that to me again, I will fucking kill you. He goes, I only eat bread in Europe. Actually, the man has a point. The man has a point. Have you ever had bread in like France? That shit is next level. Who the fuck do you think you are in Europe? How often do you eat in Europe? I was like, who says that? But it's...

It's kind of like I only eat bagels when I'm in New York. Not a huge bagel guy. He's not a huge carbs person. Like when we... Here's the thing. He can snack. So like we can sit on the couch and we can snack and we're very compatible. But when we order food, we're ordering different things. Like what gets him going doesn't really grind my gears, you know? Yeah.

You both have different Uber Eats on your phone and that is okay. I think that's the key to a strong relationship. Yeah. Realizing that you don't have to order from the same restaurant. You just have to time it right. Relationship eating anxiety is a real thing. It is. Because you want to feel bonded with them and in the beginning they'll be like, oh, let's get this. Also, when you're with a dude who eats so differently than you, like,

des is fun i'm not gonna lie this guy's fun like it'll we'll be driving late at night and he's like you want to get some mickey d's and i'm like absolutely would i if i was with him would i be eating mickey d's no do i need those thousand calories i'm about to down no but it's like that's why you gain weight when you're in love yeah but we've gotten to the point now where i realized like okay just because des is having fun yeah doesn't mean i can handle that doesn't like i'll be having diarrhea all fucking night so you have to know you can't not i

I know. It's so hard because you want to have fun too. Yeah, and then you put on a movie and it's like, do we need Froyo right now for 50 bucks delivered? Apps are fucking loony. So one of my favorite things that Craig's ever said to me is,

How would you feel about a Wendy's spicy chicken nugget? And I go, I'll suck your dick. That's a love language. I will put your dick in my mouth. Yeah. I'll do whatever you want me to do. Oh, my God. Yeah, that has really bonded us. But also having the freedom to be like, you're in the mood for sushi. I'm not, but I respect that you are. Yeah. And you can have it. That was also quite freeing for us. That's okay, because Craig is not a huge... Craig came home for...

Greg came home with me for Thanksgiving and we have Italian food scattered throughout Thanksgiving weekend because you should we're normal he said to my mom I've never really had Italian food wait wait this is the story and at first at first I was like has this

come from Mars. Where did you find this boy? At first I thought she was going to be like, what the fuck? But then I realized in her crazy manipulative brain, she has now taken over like what he deems as good Italian food. So she is

So anything she makes him, he thinks is so good, which like it is so good. But now I know that she thinks she is the queen of Italian cooking. You know, she was like, I'm going to show you the most incredible cuisine. She was so excited. She's like, you've never had lasagna before? Because I'm about to show you. She's like, wait for my bake seating. Wait. Did Paige tell you about my eggplant? Have you?

Did she tell you? Have you never had garlic bread soaked in olive oil? A little bruschetta? She literally. Some bruschetta with the texture of the tomatoes and the onions. Oh, my God. She literally said, did Paige tell you what her favorite thing is that I make? I was like, no, Mom. It didn't come up in conversation. With my new boyfriend. Oh, by the way, the favorite thing my mom makes me is veal and peppers. No, it didn't come up yet. The peppers. Have you never had the peppers with the veal? She's like, I can't believe you didn't tell me.

you didn't tell him the same love maybe on peppers angel here pasta with clams the fried diavolo I never had this oh sit down honey because we have to show you it was like my dad found an orphan on the street he was like come sit at the table she'll bring you anything you want you want pasta she'll make it do you have you ever had tiramisu because it's gonna blow your fucking brain you're never gonna be able to eat anything else besides Italian food when I'm done with you my

My dad sent him home with hot soup brassade in a suitcase. He said, here, in a brown bag. Looked like he was handing him a gun to go kill someone. He goes, hey, you put this in your suitcase, all right? You take it home. He was like, what is this? I'm about to blow your minds. You like soup? I'm about to show you pasta fagioli, and you're never going to forget about it in your life. Greg would lose his mind.

Imagine the best soup you've ever had with an Italian spin to it. Imagine the best soup you ever had and then you come here, you have mine. Even better. Anyone else tell you they have Italian food for you? They don't.

This is the real Italian, okay? And you don't even look at any other Italians except for me. My parents just started getting off on asking him if he had had things. And I was like, he said he never really had any good Italian food. When people say they have a sundae sauce, they don't. This is the only sundae sauce you're going to have.

And once you eat it, you can never go back. You're part of the mafia now. This is the county mafia. Dad asked, what kind of meat you like in your sundae sauce? I was like, Dad, he doesn't have... He doesn't even know the available meats for sundae. And you know that she's not just doing... She's doing the pork sausage. She's doing the beef. She's doing the like...

She got a glimmer in her eye thinking, because we've had everything she's made. We're like, yeah, now we know what's coming. It was like she found a new child that she could show the world to. She goes, I know Paige has a beautiful body, but have you ever orgasmed from a sundae sauce? Because it's unlike any other. Because your mouth is about to feel ten times better than a blowjob from my daughter. Believe me, I know. I taught her.

Bolognese? You've never had bolognese, you sick fuck? My dad was like, couldn't comprehend how he was still alive. He's like, well, how do you get nutrients? How do you live? You never had Italian. What are you eating? What are you eating? Wait, so you're telling me you've gone your whole life.

Walking around and you see pasta and you never thought to eat it before. You just walk by an olive garden and you never experienced the soup and salad. What do you eat? Where is he eating? Is there no Italians in the south? Yeah, my dad was literally like, oh my God. Like he's malnourished. Right.

He's 33 years old. He's alive. He's well. Growing up. I love how we just talk about Craig and he can't speak on his behalf. But Delaware, what kind of cuisine is Delaware? What are they known for? Corn. Corn. There's a lot of cornfields and a lot of chicken, chicken companies. Okay.

What's it called? Chicken Coops. Purdue? Yeah, like Purdue. Yeah, there's a lot of them in Delaware. Okay, well... I don't think there's a lot of Italians in Delaware. Okay, I'm so excited because Valentine's Day is coming up and we have a special segment presented by Macy's and ACAST Creative. Paige, what was your worst Valentine's memory? Oh, God, I have so many. What should I pick from? What should I pick from? I think my worst...

This is I don't want this to go sour and make people sad because I feel like my Valentine's Day this year is going to be epic. But I was dating a guy and I was his full girlfriend and we had been dating for I would say probably a year, maybe even two at this point. And he had to travel for work and he was going to be away on Valentine's Day. Whatever. No big deal. Valentine's Day rolls around and.

No text, no flowers, no nothing. No acknowledgement that it was Valentine's Day. This is my boyfriend. And at one point you must have been like, he is planning the biggest surprise. And he's pretending. I'm like, what is going on? And you keep opening the door like, is that a Porsche outside? Oh, no. Literally, I'm walking into my building in New York City. I just see hundreds of flowers. I'm like, one of those has to be for me. No way it's not.

So I finally text him. I think it was maybe like 2 in the afternoon or something. And I was like, hey, you remember that it is Valentine's Day, right? Yeah.

And he said, Paige, Valentine's Day is a made-up holiday, and I am away for work. I can't believe you would bother me with this. So then, as a normal girl who grew up in this society, I felt bad for making it a big deal. And, like, you know, I apologized. You're crazy. Right? I was being crazy. How dare you?

How dare I? Oh, my God. Run from her. Get help. So nothing happened that Valentine's Day. This man comes home from his work trip, you know, and you do what you do and you go through his phone one night. I found out that not only was he not away for a work trip, he was in New York City. He had gotten a hotel room. No. With another girl. No. For Valentine's Day. No.

And I said, I thought this shit was a made up holiday. Was this through text? You figured this out? Uh-huh. So he full on gave another girl. My Valentine's Day. What was the aftermath? I was raw. Did you say like, I looked through your phone? Yeah, I admit to all of that shit because I don't think that that's wrong.

Okay, that's for another episode. Yeah, that's a deeper call about. The thing is, if you didn't snoop, you would have been just like stupidly with this dude. You knew deep down something was wrong. I knew deep down something had gone awry and I had to get to the bottom of it because I am a detective and I knew there was a case to be cracked. Wow. Did you break up right after? Yeah, we broke up right after for a couple months and then we got back together.

So I really am crazy. Oh my God. My worst Valentine. Well, obviously Valentine's Day has great days. Don't feel bad for me. I did get engaged on Valentine's Day.

Oh, yeah. Des was not going to be able to live up to that this time around. So we'll see how that goes. Right. He set himself up for that. I had just gone out of this like kind of toxic relationship with this football player. So finally, like my best guy friend and I were like, wait, do we like each other? And he was so nice, so funny. I just love being around him. And he was like, I want to do something for you for Valentine's Day. Like basically saying he had feelings for me.

And he was like so excited. I was going to meet him in his apartment. And when I got home from tennis practice, I just decided to close my eyes for a second. I didn't wake up till 1 a.m. I fell asleep in my swim practice clothes with like four missed calls from him, texts. I just stood him up because I am a tired bitch. You're a sleepy girl. I will never cheat on you because I'm busy napping.

And he told me like what he had set up for me, like all these chocolates and like we were going to watch some movie together. And like, so I'm the asshole in this situation. You and my ex-boyfriend should have hung out. I'm like crazy. My best memory was this hotel that this guy got me.

Hotels are so sketchy. Like, oh my God. Especially like a Valentine's Day hotel. Like, get out of here. But my question is, what are you doing this Valentine's Day? What do you think? So like my inspo for this Valentine's Day, my aesthetic and vibe is like a classy, sexy,

vibe like I want my outfit and I got my outfit already obviously it's from Macy's I wanted to be like she's trendy but she's sexy I got like these black like satin trouser pants because I feel like if you change the material of what you normally wear it does kind of elevate it so like you could wear a normal trouser pant but if you make it satin or like a silk it

It automatically makes it a little bit dressier than like having to feel like you need to wear a dress or a skirt. And sometimes it's super comfy when you get those like silk. Oh my God. Just like forget about jeans. Throw them away. Right. So I got these black satin trouser pants and then I'm going to do it with this like bodysuit, but it's,

It almost looks like it's supposed to be an undergarment, but I'm wearing it as a bodysuit. And it's sheer and it's from Donna Karan. Oh, it's Donna Karan. Yeah, it's Donna Karan, but I got it from Macy's. Another just like tip, Donna Karan makes the best tights. So if you need like black tights, honestly, go on Macy's Donna Karan section. They have great tights. But this is like a spaghetti strap bra.

that I'm going to wear with the pants and then just do like a normal heel. And then I got like a fun pink

This is like an actual Macy's brand, INC brand, like just like feathery bag. So it's like a little bit Valentine's Day without like, so I'm wearing all black, but then I have like a cute little pink bag. I love that. Like the feathers are really flirty and fun, but you're also sexy. Yeah, and very on trend right now with the feathers. Very complex. I picked my outfit. I went to Macy's.com. I always, when I think of Macy's, I think of like, I want a nice dress. So I found this.

Okay, how do you pronounce it? Rooshed? Rushed? R-U-C-H-E-D? Midi dress? Rooshed. I feel like it gives me like the Y2K vibes where it's like black tight, shows my curves, but also like it's basically like kind of sheer black long sleeve because it's still cold out. Oh, I love that. Yeah.

I love that vibe. It's made by Almost Famous. And is it black? And it's all black. I love that. I love a tight, like, slutty black dress for Valentine's Day. And it's hard because it's fucking cooled out. So... That's so true. And you want to wear nothing, but you have to wear something. I did get this really cute Guess Cecily Convertible Crossbody Bag. It kind of...

Just looks really classy. And it's red. So it's like... Oh, yeah. Wait. We literally had the same vibe. Like wearing all black. And then with our accessories making it Valentine's Day-ish. Because I also feel like if you're shopping, you want to buy things that you know you're going to wear again. And like...

Obviously, you're going to wear all black, but like accessorizing to make it more fun and Valentine's Day. Yeah, because you want to feel like yourself. And me and you are not about to wear just like a pink and red outfit. Oh, God. Unless if it's like cool two-tone type vibe, but...

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Hell. Wait, one thing I wanted to bring up, which I don't know how the fuck I got here, but I am on stripper TikTok.

Oh my god, I love stripper TikTok. I was on it once. Wait, this is the first time I've ever gotten to it. It's basically girls being like, honestly, I'm making mad money. Dude, they make so much fucking money. Just normal girls. Normal girls. And I got to the first video and it was this girl cleaning these two pairs of shoes. And I was like, those are wild ass shoes. There's no way this girl is like walking out and like, but I watched the whole video. She's not going to CVS in those shoes. Yeah, because I love a cleaning video. Yes.

So whatever, I'm scrolling. The next video I get to is this girl like walking me through her day of like what she does during the day and like getting ready for work. And I was like, well, what's her job? And then like I'm scrolling down hashtag stripper talk. And I was like,

I don't know how I got here, but I've never been more thankful. Oh, they did one like, men are stupid and I don't respect them. And it's being like me dancing for two hours and making five grand. And I'm like, holy shit, this girl's a fucking genius. Question. Is Des having a bachelor party? Oh my God. Great question. So I'm doing Miami and I was like, Des...

Are you going to do a bachelor party? And he looks at me and he goes, my whole life has been a bachelor party. All I'm going to do is sit down and close my eyes and remember things. And I was like, ew.

wait i kind of love that though he's probably happy to get a weekend he's exhausted i'm tired he's tired he's done so many ski trips with his boys and like he's been to every fucking country that's why you find an old retired fuck boy he doesn't even want to look at a stripper yeah if he were to have a bachelor party would you get mad if he had a stripper

No, but I also am going to say there's two types of guys in the world. Okay. And I'm going to say it right now. Yeah. There's two types of guys. Guys who love strip clubs. Yep. And guys who, not that they don't like it, they just aren't big on it. They don't care for it. And I hate to say this because this is going to sound mean, but I don't.

If a guy loves the strip club, I don't love it. Yeah, same. And I am totally fine with guys. It's just in my life, the guys that I've realized are like I love. It has nothing to do with the strip club. There's something deeper going on and we need to unpack that. I did hear a stripper once talk and she was like, if your man loves going to the strip club all the time,

A lot of them are like super creepy, touchy feely. A lot of them are like, love that like power. They, they're like, and they have, it's just creepy shit. And they love objectifying women. Yes. And I don't,

I don't mind a guy who likes a strip club every now and then, but if he fucking loves going to the strip club, I'm sorry. It's like a guy full of Instagram models on his feet. If he's going to a strip club, I'm going to say more than three times a year. Yeah. I'm freaked out. Am I going to a strip club on my bachelorette party? Abso-fucking-lutely. Also, let's be honest about something. Girls don't like male strippers, right? No.

I'm so happy you brought that up because when the guy came during Summer House, me and you were scared. Like no one, like as a woman, I've never gotten turned on. Not even a stripper. I've never gotten turned on by a guy dancing. Yes, by a guy dancing because like hello Channing Tatum. Yeah. Who we know you love. Yes, we love. But I've never gotten turned on by a guy like taking his clothes off and dancing. Do you know how quick I can get the ick from seeing a guy dancing?

try to look sexy and taking his shirt off when he's just using roids and smoking jewels all day like and you smell like fucking cigarettes and your your hair is so greasy like i get women strippers way different our bodies are stunning gorgeous work beautiful works of art but my problem is i get too mental with the girls where i start wondering like does she want to be here right now

is she okay is she financially worried about something is this what she wants or is she i'm gonna tell you stripper tiktok clears all that up they talk about it yeah they do and it's actually very insightful it's like a great community but i know that these girls deal with some creepy ass dudes so anyway what i'm saying if des wanted to go to a strip club with his boys like cool but he's not really that kind of guy craig hates them

I hate strip clubs. But that's because Craig is a little bit OCD, ADD, some other type of D. Too much going on? He doesn't like, he doesn't, one clear way to piss Craig off is like someone touching him.

Like he cannot be touched by anyone. Like there's probably three people in his life that like if they just came up and hugged him, he'd be okay. But even just like friends, he doesn't really hug people. He doesn't. But you guys are perfect together. Yeah. He doesn't like, like even when we first started dating, like he would lay, like put his head on like my lap and I would like touch his hair and I could kind of almost feel, I was like, do you like that? And he was like, not yet.

You know what's funny? I don't think he likes it. Des is super ticklish, so I'll put my fingers through his hair and he'll be like, oh. And I'm like, wait, you want me to pet you like a dog? Like just pat? So the thought of a half-naked woman coming up to Craig and rubbing her tits on him, you'd think he'd like it. He's like, I don't want to be touched. Oh my god, stripper TikTok is so interesting. I love it. It's so good. There was this one woman who did a TikTok and she's like...

it was like her kids opening presents for Christmas. And they're like a Birkin bag. They were like, what does your mom do for work? And they think she's a nurse. Oh, that was what it was. They think she's a nurse and she like takes out her heels and she's like,

until they're old enough like I'm a nurse oh my god that's so cute yeah but you know what make that money um but yeah there's definitely certain kinds of guys that yeah it's adorable that they don't care for strip clubs I think that's a green flag because here's the thing like I haven't gone on like bachelorette parties I've done like bachelorette things um

It's not my personality to do like penis things. But like, I feel like if you want your bachelorette to be overly sexual, are you missing something in your real? Really? Cause like, yeah, interesting, you know, because like, oh my God. Yeah. I absolutely want to like celebrate a bachelorette and be like crazy and wild. Um,

But I don't really want to have a stripper and I don't want to like have a penis hat. Sometimes it feels weird if you're all like holding dildos. It's like, are we about to have like a weird orgy that I don't really care for? You can only talk if you're holding the dildo to get your feelings out. Wait for the dildo, Emily. Do you have the dildo, Emily? No. Shut up, Emily.

Wait for the dildo. Not that dildo. The other dildo. The pink one. You've ruined this entire trip, Emily. Please. Just stop talking. It's so funny you brought up this stripper thing because Des is like that too where he's like if a girl is hitting on him, he gets like creeped out. Yeah. Craig will act like he doesn't know. For a minute I was like, are you playing me? Or do you not know? I could see him talking. Sometimes I can see him talking to girls and him like actively leaning away. Who? Craig. Craig.

Like you're being rude. Because some guys like literally are creepy where like they just see girls as holes and they just like want anything. Sorry, that was graphic. That was very original Call Her Daddy. I didn't think that was going to hit me the way it did. We've all felt it before. Some guys see us as holes. Guys, just remember that. That we are just holes. Just dark, gaping holes. So it's nice when guys...

Like don't always want attention from every woman. Yeah. And it goes for girls too. Like I think it's a red flag if you feel like you want to get attention from every single guy. So true. Which we've all been there before. Absolutely.

I asked the gigglers for their pettiest stories and I haven't gone through it yet but should we go? Yeah, I would love that. This is the pettiest shit gigglers have ever done. Hated a roommate so I poured out her conditioning heat spray and filled it with water. That's not a bad thing. That's diabolical. I mean, put like

Put like acid in it or something. Let's get real. Let's get a Netflix documentary. Sent gorilla shit to a rude neighbor. What? How do you get gorilla shit? Where do you get gorilla shit? And how do you know it's from a gorilla? I've always wanted to mail an ex-boyfriend a bag of dicks. Like you can send them a bag of dicks candy. Oh. Do you know what really fucks people up? Do you remember when people were getting glitter bombs? Yeah.

That shit was real. You'd open the envelope and it just poofs out and it gets everywhere. I would love to do that. Before I die, I'm going to do that. Glitter bombings for real. And it's like herpes. You can't get it off you. I see myself doing it like if someone is mean to my child in middle school and I send their mom. Glitter bomb. This one's wild. My sister ate my snacks one time, so I threw out her favorite shirt. That's some real sister diabolical bullshit. Yeah.

It's interesting. I don't think we would. I mean, you don't miss what you don't have. But like, I don't think in our personalities would have tailored to it. But we're not personalities that could have had sisters. Interesting. Like, I think that if I had a sister, I would love her so much. And she would be like my built in best friend. Yeah.

But I don't think I would be able... You're like, look, I'm going to be the star of the family. I don't think she would be able to handle it. Let's just say it for what it is. We're main characters.

There's not room. You're not really competing with a brother because they are a different... My brother and I have like zero competitive stuff and it's just nice. Yeah, it's because it's just like you're a totally different gender. You're not even... I don't even think of you guys. But sometimes when sisters are so close, I'm like, what is it like to have like... I mean, I'm like that with my mom, but to have someone your own age that you're like so...

like close with like holding hands and like hugging all the time like well i feel like it's like you know that someone automatically always has your back yeah but there are sisters that like hate each other which i like valid i never really understood like i was closer with my brother than some like sisters i knew yeah no my ex bff started dating my ex so i fucked her ex good for you you should do her dad too while you're at it

Throw it in. Zaddy. He's probably the hottest. Have the mom join. Get real weird. At my show in, where was I? Liberty Township, Ohio. And at one point, I'll start talking to the audience members. And sometimes there's certain characters in the crowd that you get accustomed to. There's this one girl with this sweater that was hilarious. And she finally goes to the bathroom. And the guy next to her, I'm like, where'd she go? And he's like, I don't know. And I go, who is she? Is she your girlfriend? And he's like, yeah.

She comes back and I go, how'd you guys meet? And she goes, I fucked his best friend.

and i literally fell on the floor they don't i got out being a stand-up comic when you're doing crowd work is just me being nosy i'm like how did that happen i'm just like asking in depth about their relationship and i feel like you know like the answers people give you're never prepared for that because sometimes they freeze up and then sometimes they tell you something that you're like how did you just say that in front of 400 people yeah you almost get like word vomit because you're like so put on the spot

Oh my god, this is wild. This is really petty shit. I hate my brother-in-law. I told my parents he was a cokehead so they wouldn't like him too. That is defamatory. Just thinking of Thanksgiving dinner and God forbid this guy happens to have the sniffles and she looks at the mom and she's like, I mean, did I call it or did I call it? God forbid he has a minor cold.

My college roommate ate my salsa, so I unliked all her Instagram posts. Oh, my God. That is so funny. That is a lot of work. But I get it. Salsa is so fucking good. Do you know what's a lot of work on Instagram? Obviously, me and you, like, use Instagram for work, but as a friend, especially normal Instagram, how your duty to comment and like on all your friends' photos when you're, like, in a fight. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I actually – I get anxiety, like, all the time.

oh, that person's mad at me because I didn't like comment on their photo. Yeah, I get that anxiety too. I feel like I've, it's been like so many years now that like if I don't, my girlfriends know that like I just didn't see it. Like I didn't. But I know that there's people where like you have to work. Like all your best friends when they post, you better have a fucking fire comment. I will say though, my one girlfriend Alexa one time texted me.

she's so honest she was like do i have to comment on everything you post it's like no you psycho and she's like okay well i didn't want you to think like i love that communication yeah i was just like not doing it on purpose but like you post a lot and it's tiring i i was getting pressure where i felt like if i didn't comment people were gonna like spread rumors about us that like we didn't like each other anymore we weren't supportive yeah so like i i was getting anxiety but then i've i've like

been off my phone more and then I'm like, oh, fuck, I haven't, whatever. But then some people diabolically, like, don't comment or post on people's to be mean.

- Yeah, but that you can like totally tell. - Yeah, yeah. - You know what I do when I can actively tell like someone in my sphere is like doing that, I will go to their Instagram and like every single picture that I haven't liked. So then when they open up their thing, it just, wow, that's fucking petty now that I think of it. It'll just say, "PageSorba liked this picture, PageSorba liked this picture." And it's just like, I see yours and I know you see mine.

Oh, you'll do that to like friends? Yeah. I love that for you. That we're like secretly fighting with. At a bar, a girl kept bumping me and she wouldn't stop. So I accidentally put gum in her hair. Oh my God. People don't talk enough about the like little bar fights that are so easy to get into. Like some people have really bad bar etiquette where they just fucking push people and they're like waiting for a fight. And if you're having a bad day, if you push the wrong person who's having a bad day,

a fight breaks out. Because there are times where I get pushed and I'm just like, that's all good. That's all good. And there's a time you get pushed and you're like, do you want to fucking come for me, bro? And it's, you want to know who I usually get into fights with people like that? Like big guys

fat, gross guys. I'm like, literally hit me one more time and I'm going to lose it. I'm here. I see you. You can't stand here because I'm currently already standing here. Oh my God. I used to do this thing like, you know when the subway's really busy back when we used to be on the subway? Yeah. And I'd see a guy walking and I'd be walking and I'm like...

he wants me to move because I'm just a little weak girl. Yeah, I'm not. And then I just hold my I hold and I'm strong. So I'll hold and then we'll hit shoulders. Yeah, like fucking move next. Wow. I would never want to hit shoulders with you. I'll hit shoulders. I'll hit shoulders with these fucking men. But if it's a girl, I'm like, oh, my God, I love your outfit. Go. You can go like I'm pregnant. I need to. I'm pregnant for me. I'm pregnant.

um just told my husband that his friend's wife is so jealous of me that's just like me being normal every single day to crack make sure just hugs wouldn't go shopping with me so i went and bought a new bag this is the thing though with that if he's your husband

It's like your money. Like you're spending both your money. Yeah. Like also even when people are like, oh, I love when my guy spends a lot of money on me. When I'm like, it's still your money. Like if you're married. Absolutely. Like I'm like, let's spend on something else besides you just spending to like say you spend a lot on me. I feel like when you get married, like,

Which is why I'll probably sign a prenup. I do feel like, okay, whatever you make is for our family. Yeah. But whatever I make, I'll decide what we do with it. I don't... Yeah, I feel like it's nice to have your own set of finances that you don't feel like you have to run by them. Like, oh, could we do this? It's like, no, that's you. You work for it. You buy whatever you want for yourself. One of my girlfriends, she was married and...

she had a secret bank account and she would deposit money from her paycheck every month into the secret bank account good for her that like her husband didn't know about and i mean like she'd pay taxes on it whatever but it wasn't had nothing to do with him so it was like her own she'd file like her own separate thing for it yeah and i was like why do you do that yeah like why do you keep it secret it seems kind of sketchy and she was like um you never know

Like, you never know. And I was like, wow. You really don't. She's like, I also have a passport, a fake passport, $400. I'm also in the CIA. Oh, my God. I decided to get a cat. Oh, my God. Like, I literally, I have been having Hannah and Sierra search for me for, like, the perfect cat. I want a white, short-haired cat, preferably with blue eyes.

Basically want a blonde girl with blue eyes to live in my home, but it's a cat. You guys, if you listen to the pod, you've known that I've worked very hard on this, slowly, slowly brainwashing her to want a cat. I would send her little videos sometimes, but I wasn't pushy. I wasn't pushy because she needed to think it was her own decision, and I'm very excited for you. I'm getting a cat in April, and I couldn't be more excited. Why not February? February.

February I'm traveling too much March I need to be like a single mom in a relationship and also not pregnant so whatever um I need to like be I need to like mentally prepare I feel like and then April will start I'm getting a cat I want a kitten I love that for you I think Sierra said not to get a kitten but I do have to say

Is it harder? Yes. Like, it's like you're having a baby, but you have this, like, very close connection with them. And kittens are so freaking cute. But they do have this thing where they, like, act like a full-on cokehead at, like, 3 a.m. Kittens? Yeah. Well, they just run around the room, like, to get really excited. And then they'll stop.

Okay. But that's just like... Like they grow out of it? Yeah. It's just like them having like a lot of kitten energy and they like to do it at like 3 a.m. or 4 a.m. Because I feel like if you get a dog, like when you get a puppy, the puppy, whoever it spends the most time with, like likes them. Like, okay, that's like my mom. Is it the same for kitten? Like I want it to be so obsessed with me always. Your cat is going to be so obsessed with you, but you're also become...

going to become so obsessed with it where like your whole life is going to be this cat for the cat and I'm so excited for that to happen to you because I do have to say no one's ever said

I don't like cats who's had their own cat. No one. Even if your cat's like actually an asshole, you still are going to love it for being an asshole. I feel like it's like kids. Exactly. Exactly. Like I know my kid sucks and everyone hates it, but I love it. This petty story is wild. I hated my college roommate's boyfriend. He was allergic to peanut butter. So if I got annoyed with him being in the room, I would just bring out my jar of peanut butter and stare at him and eat it. That is...

oh my god that is unsafe that's a health concern but genius that's manslaughter um ew when i moved out of my ex's place i took the plug i took all the plug in air fresheners with me i would take a cell phone chargers i feel like that's a good one yeah if you break up with someone just take all their chargers or just the like square part of it yeah just the cube

Baked cupcakes for my cheating man spit on them before I delivered them. That's nice. Isn't it funny how spit is so gross out of context, but in context you're like, spit in my mouth. Yeah. It's for an occasion. Someone says if someone pisses me off, I report their post on social media. Yeah.

my mom said that to me one day like someone that sent her a mean thing and she's like don't worry i reported it and i'm like i don't know where that goes i think that's just for instagram to like make people think it's a placebo effect they're like yeah yeah we'll look at it it's like be like can i speak to the manager and the manager comes like sorry we can't do anything and you're like okay that's so true there is no instagram department that is like looking at these

Or they're getting them and being like, this is funny. Yeah, there's no one whose job is to deal with the... No. Yeah. I made tacos and didn't want to share with my boyfriend, so I put hot sauce on it because he doesn't like spicy food. That's just being smart. That's just smart. Not me, but I was seeing a guy and his ex was at the party and stole my shoes. I'm always afraid that someone's going to steal my jacket or steal my shoes. I'm going to small claims court. I'm going to small claims court. Small claims court. Oh.

No, literally. I will see you in small claims court because what the fuck? Also, sometimes like the nerve of that other girl, she has to have balls to like be like, fuck this bitch, I'm taking her shoes. Also, it's such like a...

like temporary inconvenience of like an hour being like oh my god again the uber without a shoe think about how mad you probably are in that in that transport home where'd she put the shoe fucking bitch took my shoe that's such bad karma though like obviously it's funny but like the second i'd stole the shoe i'd be like there's a piano that's gonna fall on my head like that is fucked up yeah that's bad karma um

It is kind of like thinking about, oh, my enemies, what do I want? And it's like, I want them to have a scratchy tag in the back of their shirt always. Small inconveniences. That no one's going to feel bad for you when you complain about it either. But it's like it bubbles inside of you. Like, I want you to always have a rock in your show. Just always. Purposely spilled coffee all over the clothes at PacSun so the bitchy girls would clean it. Oh, my God.

Got in a fight with my ex because his pizza looked better than mine and he wouldn't switch with me. That is the most relatable shit I've ever seen. How come pizza always looks better? The other person, like even if I have the same pizza, their pizza always looks better. Yeah. Or like sandwiches just taste better when someone else makes it for you. Oh my God. A hundred percent. I don't like knowing how my sausage is made, especially when I make it.

really anything you eat it tastes better if someone else does it yeah that's why i have trouble with cooking because i gross myself out with my food that i eat by the time i'm eating it i'm like i can't even look at this anymore wait does craig not eat pizza no craig will eat pizza okay thank god there have been times where we also do this thing to really keep our relationship spicy where we'll order things from uber eats

But we won't tell the other person what we ordered. So then when it arrives, you're almost like surprised. You get enough for two people. But like if you don't like it, your order is also coming. The amount of Uber Eats you guys must get to make this like a game. It's where our paychecks go. Uber Eats where like grown up kids that are like we have money. We can order whatever we want. And he'll surprise me with pizza a lot.

Oh my god. This girl said, when my ex-boyfriend gave me herpes and I loved him through it because I had no reason to believe otherwise and years later I found out he'd been sleeping with all of our town. Yay. Oh my god. Oh wow. Giving you herpes, I would... Wait, this is really good petty shit. I found the girl my ex was cheating on me with in Venmo and I sent her 10 cents. That's so

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Terms and conditions apply. Oh my god. I have a petty thing I did. What'd you do? I was dating a guy one time and we were supposed to go away for the weekend for a wedding.

And we got into a fight and he left like Friday on a Friday. The wedding's on Saturday. He left Friday night like without me. We're fighting the whole night, blah, blah, blah, whatever. And like the middle of the night we make up. I was 23 and I should have never. But anyway, that's not even the point of the story. Saturday morning I wake up. I go to him to where the wedding is. But he had forgotten his shoes for the wedding.

And he had left them at my apartment. He texted me and he was like, can you remember to bring my shoes? And I was like, of course. So I stared at the shoes and I was like, did I forget them?

and i never brought them and then when i got there he was like did you bring my shoes and i was like oh oh my god i totally forgot he was like page what and i was like oh my god what are you gonna do and he had to like go around town searching for shoes that's fucking amazing oh no how are we gonna fix this i was like shoot i have to get ready though yeah darn good luck oh

That's an example of like being in a relationship with someone who you hate. Absolutely. Absolutely. That is a prime example of dating someone that you don't fuck with. Why am I still here? My boyfriend told me to shut up during an argument. So I literally did not speak to him for four days. Honestly, I would do that. See, I'm not good at that. I wish I was better. You are really good at that. I feel like.

My mom's really good at that. Well, my thing is once I'm done, like I'm done. I have no energy to give. I'm not one that's going to like yell and text paragraphs. I'm like once I realize I'm not into it. Once I'm pissed, I'm pissed. See, I love a good paragraph. Also, I hate when people say shut up or like shut the fuck up. Like that's a trigger for me because I like to express myself through the art of talking. I can honestly say in my past life,

I would say I classify my adult dating after 25. Yeah. And after 25, I've had one guy tell me to shut the fuck up, like in a fight.

And he's not around anymore. No, I killed him. And he's in a fridge in a basement somewhere in Albany. Wait, did I ever tell you, remember how we were talking on the pod a couple weeks ago about how I'm definitely dyslexic? Yeah. There was like...

I like fully diagnosed you in front of everyone as dyslexic. Like a legitimate doctor DM me and was like, you are dyslexic. All of the classic signs. And then listed like more things like, do you like blah, blah, blah, do you blah, blah, blah. And I was yes to all of them. But you're pretty good at texting. Like some of my dyslexic friends like can't text.

one of the big indicators was if someone's giving you directions before they even start giving you directions you start to get like anxious and you're like just like tell me I if you told me how to get to somewhere that wasn't even far like just walking I can't do it like I must have a map like I can't listen to you and like do the directions that way it's funny because people probably have thought in the past that like

Oh, maybe like you're just like short-tempered or something, but it's like no, it's just how you understand things. No, it's like my brain can't process those.

Once I left a bad review on an ex's home improvement company anonymously. Okay, that's good. That's really good. That's good. A strongly worded Yelp review. When Perry and I broke up, I actively went to other pizza places and posted them on my Instagram. That was pretty petty. You knew what would get under his skin. And it's called... What's that place called? Joe's. Joe's. I was like, oh my god, best pizza I've ever had.

I've grown since then. Okay, this is my favorite one. My roommate hid the remote when our other roommate was being annoying. That is incredible because not being able to find the remote is the most annoying. You can't function. No, you can't. And you're sitting on it because you're a piece of shit. That is such good advice. Just hide the remote at anyone's house who you're upset at. One day...

I'm sitting in my living room and my Roku remote wasn't working. I was changing a battery, still wasn't working, whatever. You can download an app on your phone where it's the remote. So I was just doing the TV from my phone. Yes, the Roku. Then all of a sudden it wasn't working, kept clicking back. I'm freaking out. For like 30 seconds, I'm losing my mind. I'm like, why the fuck?

fuck is this not working craig starts hysterically laughing he had also downloaded the remote app and everything i was clicking he would just click like the back button and that's just foreplay you throw your phone at the tv and break it and he's like okay it was a joke we were trying to have a flirty fun moment and you ruined it

Oh my God. You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us today. We are Petty Little Gigglies and we have another show in Boston. It's sold out, but we're announcing another show. Can you believe...

Boston gigglers are not fucking around. No, and we had to add another show because Boston girls are scary. They're smarter than us. They're stronger than us. And they know what they want and what they need. They can drink way more than us. Yeah. And they'd shut it down. They'd shut it down. So we're a thousand percent, guys, we are getting a Boston show. And okay, next episode, I'm so excited because we're going to tell you how our three shows on the West Coast goes. How are you feeling before these shows? Yeah.

I feel like blacking out at my first one was definitely the best move. Yes. Yes. So this is your first show coming up. Because I get to relive the excitement. It's like the first time I've ever stepped on stage every time.

I hope there's a good bathroom for you to fall in and then just lie there for 15 minutes to get yourself together. I feel like the shows, like I'm really confident in the material we have and the stuff we're going to talk about, but it's like mostly just a celebration and the energy is going to be unreal. I'm excited. I'm excited. Well, we love you guys so much. Thanks for giving. Thanks for giggling with us. We'll talk to you later. Bye.