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I mean, the day just got away from me. Welcome to GigglyCon. I was thinking about that because somebody DM'd me and was like, can we have a GigglyCon?

And I was like, honestly, every show that every place we go that we do like three shows in one weekend, I feel like is GigglyCon. Fully GigglyCon. I also decided for Atlanta when we're there. Yeah. I've decided because like I can't plan my 30th birthday. I'm going to have I'm going to have mini 30th birthday parties. So on my actual 30th birthday, I'm going to be in Loudonville, New York with my day ones. And that's my parents. Yeah.

Wait, that's really cute. And then the week, the next weekend we're going to be in Atlanta. So that's my birthday party with Sierra and Hannah. And I want to go to a strip club. And then, and that's all I've planned so far. What about Craig? Um,

Then Craig's gonna do something for me on our own Okay that's cute I like that I mean it's hard to get everyone together too It's so hard Also you by the age of 30 you don't want too many friends Or that means they start inviting you to be their bridesmaids And then you will lose all your money You'll have nothing left I did just get a bridesmaids email this week

That's on you, girl. And that's, and that's on me. That's on you. That's what you get for being nice to people. Like, that's why you shouldn't keep friends from high school because that's bridesmaid material right there. And,

And this one and this one's on me. No, I'm actually very excited for this one because she's very organized. So I know that it's just like, hey, you have to be here on this date with this time with this outfit. And I'm like, OK, cool. It wasn't like me where I was like Paige playing my bachelorette. And you were like, who is this? How'd you get my number? Wait. So I'm on my Midwest tour right now. Yes. Sliving. Sliving.

Go Badgers. Go Badgers. I will catch you guys up on that, but we need immediate tea on this.

on like, I don't want the bullshit Bravo. No, I'm not giving. Yeah, no, I don't give a shit about these silly reels. I don't know the I'm giving as I'm giving green room access. First of all, I just want to say kind of a yes, kind of a shout out to pillows and beer. I said to Craig today, we always record our podcasts on Monday. So today has been like the laziest day ever. We've been on the couch all day. I literally had a fever and was like vomiting in the

wee hours of the morning. And Craig was like, don't do your podcast today. And I looked at him and I said, I know why you're saying that and it has nothing to do with my health. You want pillows and beer to come out before Giggly Squad so you can give some Bravo Con tea and you're trying to sabotage Giggly Squad. And he started laughing.

Wait, they're out to get us. Fully out to get us. Like you can't trust him. He probably has mics in the room right now. Because also let me tell you this. When things like funny things happen like during the day or like a conversation gets brought up, I always say, wow, that's a great topic to talk about on the podcast. And I write it down. The other day I saw him say I saw him writing in his notes for his podcast. I said, you've never done that before.

So we're basically producers on Pillows and Beer. We are executive producers on Pillows and Beer. Oh my God. There's crazy tension happening in your apartment right now. It's really weird in the living room because he knows that I'm giving a Bravo Con tea exclusive.

Okay well let's fucking go Quick So housewives that I That I met That I was super excited for Lisa Barlow Salt Lake City Baby gorgeous Just all around Loved her She is a chatterbox She doesn't take a breath Yes Um

There was one housewife. Oh, Alexia from Miami. Could not wait to meet her. It fully looked in the picture like I was so excited to meet her. Full fangirl. Then there was one housewife, and I'm not going to say her name because I just like, I don't need the press, but I'm going to give the tea to the gigglers. And every housewife or any Bravo person that I met, I...

I felt like I was in like Bama Rush because I was like, hi, Paige DeSorbo, summer house. And so I went up to this one housewife that I was very excited to meet and I saw her walk in the green room and I was like, I got to get a picture with her. So I went up to her and I said, oh my God, hi, my name's Paige. I'm on summer house. I just want to let you know, like, I'm a huge fan of you. She looks me up and down first and I was like, okay. And she goes, I know who you are.

You make horrible decisions. Who are you even dating now? And I was so fucking awkward. I just go, ha ha, can we take a pic? Ha ha ha!

So she read your ass. And so I have this picture with her, which I'm not posting, read my ass. And I was like, this is like a fun event. And in my head, as we're taking the picture, I was thinking of all the horrible decisions this woman has made on reality television. And I wanted to be like, I wanted to say something so badly. But I was like, this is like a fun, no drama, like,

In terms of shows like fan events. It's also a time for like you to empathize with other reality TV stars that have gone through like weird shit that you can't explain about reality TV. Yeah. And it's just like, OK, obviously, like we are on considered like the younger shows. Yeah. But like let's like is she right? Yes. Was it the right time? No. Yeah.

Yeah, like, there's a time and a place, ma'am. A time and a place. We did Summer House BravoCon in 2019. Yeah. When, like, the show was baby. It was in its third season. I mean, they barely invited us. Yeah, we were... They were like, here's a corner of the room, I guess, if people... They kept stopping us. They were like, who are you people? Yeah. I do have to say, the gigglers were out in full force at BravoCon. They were in the giggly birch. There was...

a photo section and there was a housewife before me who was supposed to take photos who just never showed up. And so I'm like standing in the green room, like waiting to go in. And they were like, Hey, this housewife never showed up and everyone's in line for her. So we're going to send you out. I was just like, okay. And so all these people that were in line, like barely were in line for me. Yeah. So then when I got,

So I was going through pictures so quickly because I wanted to get like all of the people that like this housewife didn't show up. I wanted to get them all pictures because I felt bad. Then like this group of girls got up to the front and they were like, OK, pages like time is done. She has to go to her next event. And when I tell you these girls full giggly squad mode, they were like, are you fucking

kidding me. I will lose my shit. They're all in Giggly Squad t-shirts. Do not mess with Giggly Squad. They literally will pull your hair out. You were like, no, no, no. We didn't prepare you for this. And so then I was like, I have to take a picture with these girls because they'll beat you up and I'm looking out for your safety. They can't be managed. They can't be managed. One girl got up to ask a question and quoted Gigi Hadid.

and I couldn't hear on the stage. So I was like, what, what? And then she repeated it, and no one said anything. And I was like, sorry, very niche joke. I have a podcast. It's called Giggly Squad. Listen to it. Robin, Dixon, and Giselle want to collab. But I was like, Giselle, come to the city. We're not coming to D.C. We don't know how to get there. No, we don't. We went there once, and it was... We'll zoom it. We'll zoom it. How...

Cute are they? So cute. I love them. They're very, very cute. Did you have any other like who was your best interaction to most awkward interaction? My best interaction was this was my favorite moment moment of all BravoCon. It was Friday night. We were sitting at the watch what happens live. And I get a text message from someone at Bravo and they said, hey, Chrissy Teigen would love to meet you.

And my heart just right into my stomach. I was like, I'm sorry, what? So I saw her sitting in a balcony seat. So on like a commercial break, I immediately ran up to her. She got this woman is pregnant. She got down on all fours, stuck her head through the banister, grabbed my hands. And I said, I love you so much. And she said, no, I love you. And that was my best moment.

Wait, that's iconic. Chrissy Teigen's a giggler. She gives such giggler vibes. She does for sure. Wait, I'm just envisioning her on all fours and pregnant. Yeah, it was a vision. I don't know what's worse than that other interaction you said. That was crazy. I literally got bullied at Brahma. Was Vanderpump there? Vanderpump was there. No, Lisa wasn't there.

It's sad. I remember that was our first sighting at BravoCon in 2019. We saw Lisa Vanderpump with her dog. That's still my favorite. She's still my favorite to meet. I didn't meet really any of the Beverly Hills. Oh, I met Dorit because I did a fashion panel with her. That's fun. It was so fun. Did you learn anything about fashion from them? I learned that I'm poor. Yeah.

I learned that I was poor, but I did love all of my looks for BravoCon this weekend. My favorite was my hot pink on Sunday. Oh, the hot pink was so good. Thank you. I love when you have a little baggy moment mixed with tight. You love when I do that, yeah. I'm obsessed with that for you. So I'm excited. I was excited about that. And other than that, it was really fun. I'm so happy I got to meet so many gigglers and...

Chrissy Teigen. That was my two top moments. So we have to talk about like what was the behind the scenes chatter about Rinna between the Bravo Leopardies? I didn't really talk to that many housewives. So I'm not sure. But I do know she like I think she like gave her

The finger Yeah To like an To like an entire audience So on Instagram It just kept popping up That like she got booed But it really felt like WWE Cause it's live That's what it was So she came in And she was like The married to medicine panel Had to get broken up by security Jennifer Aiden threw a drink on Joe Gorga

And I do... Look, Jersey is my favorite franchise. I am a rare breed who absolutely adores Melissa, but I also love Teresa. Like, there's no Jersey housewives for me if it's not Teresa and Melissa. Same. I'm also a Marge stan. But...

I die for Marge. Absolutely die for her. And Joe? Are you kidding me? Joe? Put him in my pocket. Put him in my pocket. Take him home with me. So like it's very hard for me to take Marge.

Sides on Jersey. But also that's like a healthy fandom that you don't have to take sides. You can appreciate these beautiful personalities putting themselves out there on television. And also, you know what it is? It's also like when it's family fighting, you're like, I don't know. Like it's family. Like I'd be sick of each other too if I knew you for 45 years.

Yeah, there were. It was funny because like there were housewives that I met that were so nice. Like some of the OC housewives like Gina and Emily were so beyond nice. And then there were other housewives that I was like, oh, well, I see a little cold. And I do think people deal with fame differently. And some of them you could tell like.

Think a lot of themselves Yeah Where other ones Are more grateful That they know That they were just picked Like anyone else To be on reality TV Yeah

And so it's, like, funny. And these were some – some of these women are, like, full fan favorites. And I was, like, it's so funny how I even judged, like, oh, she's probably going to be a bitch. And when I met her, she was so nice. And then I thought, like, oh, this woman's probably going to be so nice. And she was a bitch. So it's, like, everything on reality TV is so contrived sometimes. Like, I will tell you the housewife of Dubai, Chanel –

I was so nervous to meet her because she's very on her. Fiery. Yes. Very fiery on her franchise. This woman could not have been sweeter. Like was the nicest person. Yeah. And it's just funny how like.

BravoCon also, as much as I kept saying this all weekend, as much as it is for fans, it's also for us in terms of I get so in the comments and so like, oh my God, everybody hates me. And then you go to something like this and people are so nice. You're like, oh, I made it all up in my head. I do have to say sometimes the people who are the most popular...

are the worst not always the nicest like yeah it's it's I mean I look at like comedy and like some of the biggest stars that you think would be the most incredible people who have changed your life through their comedy but like even like the Bill Murray stuff coming out like I love Bill Murray wait what's the Bill Murray stuff coming out

Just like it also could just be like people coming out to take people down. But like someone told a story that it like threw a nine year old in a garbage. Nine year old is probably annoying as fuck. Probably fucking deserved it. And just like shit about him being rude on set or whatever. But long story short is, yeah, I think BravoCon also people can appreciate that you're humans that are doing this for their entertainment. Yeah.

But yeah, I'm glad you survived it. I got home last night, immediately threw up because you know me. Yeah. And my anxiety immediately threw up and then got the chills, had a full fever. Craig had to take care of me. It's like you had to hold your shit together for so long. Then your body was like, no, literally my body was like, okay, thank you. And now we're done.

Did, uh, what's going on with Raquel and James? Oh my God. I don't know. No. What's, what's going on with Raquel and, um, Schwartz, Schwartzy. I also don't know that either because, um,

Literally stop flirting with Chrissy Teigen and get us the fucking real tea. Well, here's the thing. There were like parties every single night, but like I didn't go. Yeah, I wouldn't. Like me and Craig were like, because I couldn't wake up. And then like the whole point of BravoCon is to be like so peppy during the day and like talk to all the fans. And like, I'm not going to not do that because I want to what? Have a couple of vodka sodas at 2 a.m. at a freaking hotel.

hotel like so i didn't really go out which was where all the gossip really happened so i missed that but i do know that james um dj james kennedy has beef with the entire cast of southern charm and that's hard to pull off it's hard to pull off to have people an entire cast wait wait what did he do i guess someone overheard him at a hotel saying that southern charm

Had no pretty girls on their cast. And then Andy asked him about it. And he was like, I didn't mean Southern Charm. I meant a different show. But then he wouldn't say the show. But...

All of South Carolina is not happy about it. I met DJ James Kennedy before I was on reality TV when I was working at Betches and he came into interview and I was like asking all his questions and he's like, you're asking me so many questions and I go, James, it's a fucking interview. And then he like laughed. He came up to me afterwards and I was like,

James, like, what's it like, like, dealing with some hate? Because he was having, like, a villain season. Yeah. And he was, like, all people that talk shit about me in the comments when they see me say, James, can, DJ James Kennedy, can you get a picture? Can we get a picture? And I'm like, yeah, bruv. Yeah. The way British people say picture is iconic. So, speaking of...

I went back to Madison. Yes. I was in Milwaukee and Madison and they are having, Wisconsin's not having a great PR moment. Why? Because of Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh, shoot. So Jeffrey Dahmer, every dude in Wisconsin sounds like Jeffrey Dahmer.

So straight up. Accent wise. Yeah. So I was like walking down the street and some guy was like, excuse me. And I was like, yeah. And he goes, my girlfriend loves your podcast. Can I take a picture? And you were like, please don't eat my heart. But yeah, I was in Milwaukee, like right around downtown where like he used to party. But they were all laughing about it. They had a good attitude. But Madison...

I was like walking my mom around. I'm like, this is where I puked. This is where like that guy broke up with me. Yeah. So a full monumental tour. Full monumental tour. And then I went on stage and I just like made fun of Wisconsin and Madison and like laughed about athletes and fucking Bucky and like the food they eat. So you did see your ex. Did you see your ex-boyfriend? No, but I did kiss the Bucky statue and Des was like, hey.

Des was like, so you're just posting photos with your ex now? I go, babe, I gotta keep it spicy. Gotta keep you on your toes. What did you think about Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez shutting down the internet this weekend? Look, as my best friend, I told her, like, you don't want to have beef with Selenes. No. Like, it is one of those examples that I feel like there's a lot of fights between girls when it's really, like, the dude that did fucked up shit.

But what was classy of Haley's the one getting all the hate. So it's like it makes sense for her to do it. But she basically taking a photo with Selena is basically saying like low key, whatever happened with you and Justin, like I'm not like picking a side, but like between us, we're good. And that was classy as shit. I feel like they definite look.

There's no way that the two of them didn't have beef at some point. But I feel like as time goes on, like you get over shit, you don't care about shit as much. And so I do genuinely feel like they are fine now. And the fans probably kept their beef going way longer than it actually was going on. My immediate thought was who took the picture?

What was said before the picture? Like, hey, you guys should get a picture together. Did they take multiple pictures? Did they pick one that they felt like they both looked good in? Is one of them mad that like they wish they looked better than the other? Or like what's...

I want the behind the scenes of like, so is this a planned thing? Like, hey, we're going to take a picture and post it because this will end it all. Yeah. Did they know each other was going to be at the event? I feel like if it was planned, it would have been like red carpet moment. Yeah. But like, I feel like they were probably casual. The guy who posted it was a photographer. Like he has his own photography page. So it's neither of them posted it on their pages, which is kind of subtle and like, yeah. Cool. Yep. Yeah.

yeah like oh that was just a thing we did whatever we don't care are they going to announce a road collab with rare an rr collab that's the thing there has to be some boundaries though i just think that selena and justin ended because because i know because she's my bestie yeah just kidding that was this is all alleged i'm like fuck we're gonna get sued i think that they just went off the rails and i know they were like

I agree.

So you see people hating on the girl. And deep down, you must kind of like it. Like, it could have been me and Justin. And this girl swoops in. So, like, low-key, you like it. But then it comes to a point where you're like, don't ruin this girl's life. I feel like there... You almost...

have to have a relationship at some point in your life where you love this other person so much, but it's almost like a maturity growth thing that you have to go through that you realize like, okay, I love this person so much, but he's so bad for me. And if I stay with him selfishly because I love him, he'll end up

ruining me and i have to like love me more oh my god how fucking powerful page okay brené brown hashtag brené brown but i really think that you're right i had a do you ever feel like you're signing a deal with the devil

Every day of my life. Literally every day. No, I literally when I was dating this like guy who was successful and everyone loved him. Yeah. I remember being in the bathroom and I didn't know why, but something felt really long. Really, really wrong. Yeah. And I just remember thinking, OK, I'm just going to sign a deal with the devil.

Because I think this guy is the guy I should be with. Even though deep down something was feeling so fucking wrong. And girls, I have to tell you, that's the universe testing you. Don't go with the devil. The devil always wins.

even though we are a cult, we're not a satanic cult. The universe is testing you with fucking an apple. They're giving, they're like, Oh, fame, money, whatever. Yeah. Don't go with it. You got to go with your heart. Um, cause you'll be fucking miserable. And you're like, your stomach will eventually like really tell you for sure. For sure. If you get really skinny, like past cute, skinny, that's how I always know. I'm like, I'm,

Kate Moss would be nervous for me right now. I should probably break up with this guy. If looking at McDonald's makes you nauseous, baby, go.

Get out. Throw him out. Stop throwing yourself out. It's not. It's not great. But I do think it's what happens is they're not going to break up with you. No, because they have they have what they want. Well, also, that's a I like have been in so many like awful relationships that I feel like I've like looked up so many things about like narcissism and like read all these books about it and whatever. Yeah.

That's like a classic sign. Like they won't break up with you. That's like not... Yeah, because they will suck your energy and your positivity and everything. That's amazing. Until you have nothing left. Yeah, they'll never leave you. They'll never leave you. You have to do it to them. And if you also are Googling what is narcissism, that's a sign too. You should get out. He for sure is. Oh my God. But also like...

Dating Justin Bieber is not easy, let's be honest. So I think they had to have a moment where they looked at each other and was like, that's a lot, right? And she's like, yeah, it's a fucking lot. It's not normal life. No, there's nothing normal. I mean, he got famous at 13 years old. She's like, the dopamine just burned it all out after age 14. I said this weekend.

which almost rivals my justin bieber i am justin bieber when we're on tour comment i said i understand how celebrities go to the hospital for like dehydration and exhaustion yeah because no one tells them to stop everyone just wants to keep making money they're like yeah next one next one next one i could not imagine what it's like to be a music like an a-list musician who's

performing every single night and like meeting people and like,

there's no way it's not normal it's not healthy like there's no way it just reminds me of maryland how they used to get her on uppers and then give her downers to go to sleep and get her on uppers again yeah it's not and that's like this weekend i was like i'm not drinking like i mean and that was a wild thing to say in a room full of bravo loves like i really didn't

I had maybe half a drink at like random. Because you didn't want to die. That was a marathon. I know. And like I was so sick Monday, like this morning waking up. I was like, imagine I like,

went to a party or I went out or like I had a cocktail, like my body would shut down. I'm too sensitive. My body's too sensitive. Who was the drunkest Bravo Lab at Bravo Con? That I saw? Well, when there was the Watch What Happens with like the housewives and they were doing like squash that beef, there were some of them that were like...

ham sandwiched like it was I was like wait because as I'm doing like my things at BravoCon like I am not the type of person that's going to ask where the alcohol is because like it genuinely doesn't run through my mind like hey is there a bar nearby or like hey can I get a drink I'm like where's the closest bathroom for when I need a shit yeah I'm like is there a charcuterie board nearby you think like anywhere where I could get a square of cheese just snacks

So I didn't really like see anyone that was really that drunk, but I would probably say like someone who was really having a great time was Shep. I saw him having a lot of fun. I feel like I think that's where I first met Craig was 2019 Bravo Con and you don't remember it, but we were like, I don't remember in a back room eating pizza. I remember it vividly and he walked in I think with Austin and

I do remember like, did I die? No, I said you were shy. Like I feel like you're definitely shy. No, you definitely ignored him, which was playing the long game. Yeah. I remember seeing him at his booth like in 2019, like walking by all like the booths and like seeing him, but not being like, yeah. Hey, you had a boyfriend. Did I? You're with Perry. Oh, right. R.I.P.

Anyway, so I was in Wisconsin. Go Badgers. And I totally forgot about Bloody Marys in Wisconsin. Are they different? Yes. Really? Why? You order Bloody Mary. Okay. And it comes with shrimp in it. Shrimp? The head of a pig. Like...

Everything you can imagine Cheeseburger slider Cheeseburgers Cheese curds It's like If you just google Everyone google Wisconsin Bloody Mary And then it comes With a side of a beer That you didn't even ask for And I'm literally Wait is Wisconsin One of those colleges That they have those Like random late night Restaurants where you go in And you put all of these things In a styrofoam box Yeah

You mean like a buffet? No, no, no, no. Okay, I only know it from like my friends that went to like Rochester, Syracuse. It's these things and I forget what it's called, but it's like you go to this restaurant, you get a styrofoam box and it's called like a garbage something, garbage plate. That's like Golden Corral.

What's a Golden Corral? Oh, is that a buffet place? Yeah, it's like I've shot myself in a bunch of Golden Corrals. Sick. But like no one judges you. There's like...

a bathroom attendant and everything right because they're also at golden corral yet this bloody mary will literally feed a small country or a woman named mary from milwaukee so that's that was a journey um my mom and i had cheese curds which is the greatest thing in the world i've never had a melt in your mouth it's beer battered cheese curds what is a curd oh my god just like a like a

like a tater tot so this is a science podcast and i'm explaining you guys when you make cheese it starts with milk right and i guess it milk curdles at first okay and it becomes curds and before it becomes a solid thing of cheese okay i probably got this wrong but i think it's right so you literally take the curdles of cheese so it's these and then they have is it soft what kind of cheese

Okay, all kinds of cheese. Okay. All kinds. But they have this thing called squeaky cheese, where when you bite into it, it's like... I need to try that. And then they have this thing called cheesy bread, where it's bread with like hot pepper flakes on the outside and just melted cheese on the inside. It's like if an Italian, a dairy farmer... Yeah, I just, I'm ordering pizza tonight. Yeah.

Dude, Wisconsin just does dairy next level. Like the chocolate milk, the ice cream, it's all homemade. It's just, it's a cow dairy land. Wisconsin is America. Would you ever name your child Madison? You also met your niece.

Oh my god. So now I'm in Indiana y'all. We had a very different weekend. With my one month old niece. Is she talking yet? Did she say Aunt Hannah? No she just whines. She just sounds like she's about to squeeze out a fart. And naps. And I'm like girl me and you. How did it feel holding a human. That is related to you. In such a different way.

than you've ever experienced and knowing immediately was like this is the smartest strongest yeah coolest baby i've ever met she like squeezed my finger i'm like that's the strongest baby she's gonna be a champion but like i straight up looked at genie and i was like you could get this on amazon can i get this on it i need one like i need yeah that's sort of my next question was did you get like a weird feeling my ovaries started tingling

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My mom has a story from when I was born and like she had me. Cool. They put me in the nursery with all the other babies. And she said that like 10 minutes later, the nurse brought her back in a huffle and said, your baby is waking up all the other babies and doesn't want to be with all the other babies. So we're keeping her in here.

They brought me into her, slept like a goddamn goddess. Just from the womb, new home body. Don't want to be around people. Put me with my mom, you fucking crazy ass bitches. I'm in the world now. I want to be with my mom.

I came out swinging. They put like these cute little hats on all the babies and all the babies are laying there all cute with their little hat. Yeah. And I decided I'm not wearing this fucking hat. And I was, I got my fingers stuck in the hat and I was flailing and they were like, you're monster child. Yeah.

Needs to be sedated. Hannah, that's so on brand of who we are. You were like, I'll make my own choices when it comes to fashion. Thank you. I don't want a fucking accessory right now. I'm sweating. I was like, is there a tag on this? Is there an itchy tag in the bag? Hell fucking to the no. Take this off my head. My pits are sweating. I can't be in here. In pre-K, I told you I got sent home because I was scratching the other children.

But that was out of context. It was Halloween and I was Nala. So I was in character. I was Jared Leto-ing it. I was like, how am I supposed to be Nala if I don't scratch everyone? And she was like, good news and bad news. Good news, Hannah's really good at acting. She really loves the character. Loves the craft. Loves her craft.

She's like, for a second, I thought it was really Nala. The bad news is she is eating one of the kids like a carcass on the side of the road. She is drawing blood from the other children. And it's against our policy here at Brooklyn Country Day. If you could talk to her, that'd be great. But you know what makes me nervous? The first seven years of your life, they say sets the rest of your life.

It is crazy. It's crazy. How? Why? Insane. And like what little things? Like obviously like there's traumas, but like, oh, me eating like Chex in the morning. Yeah. Like what? I like don't remember. And I in general have a very bad memory. We know this. But like the babies are learning at all times. Like you look at her and she literally looks like in the moment she's learning what like a room is. Like she's like...

They're just like, because their body's just growing so fast. I think what I am most excited for, though, is like when my child is like six or seven and I do get a call from the school because it's inevitable. It's my child. I'm going to I'm going to get a call. And they're just like, hey, you know, she's and I just can't wait to hear the sentence after that. Like, what is she doing that I'm getting a call? And like, I can't wait to defend her or wait till she gets home and like.

She started a little child cult and they're all bowing to her and we don't know what to do. She's a great leader. That's a pro. She's wearing a white robe and she's telling everyone to follow her practices and we're a bit concerned. She's making them all donate to her donation box.

She's telling us that she will not be managed and she'll go to lunch when she's hungry. So she's been napping through every class. Who knew you could sleep with your head on a desk that comfortably? She said that she was an iPad baby and that she was smarter than the entire staff here. So she told me that she's going to see us in court. And we got kind of worried. Is her dad a lawyer or is this just something she says?

Is her mom a judge? We're worried. She's threatening. She told us the men we were dating probably are trash. She called her male social studies teacher a piece of garbage. And she's not wrong. The guy is just a narcissist. She said that the principal was gaslighting her. I don't even know if she knows what that means.

She told us all of our outfits sucked. And did we look in the mirror before we came to work? Your daughter's only wearing crop tops. And we're fine with it. We love her expressing herself. But I feel like she's cold because it's the winter. And she's wearing stilettos in the snow. Oh, my God. Can I do a dope documentary? Fuck yeah. Oh.

This is the craziest shit ever. And it's called Tell Me Who I Am. I think you might have watched it. It's on Netflix. Tell Me Who I Am.

oh my fucking god and i if you want to get like a little disturbed and cry and be in your feelings watch it oh i could probably do that tonight craig would love it craig's gonna sob sob like a little baby so there's these two guys okay wait what's it called sorry tell me who i am okay two guys in england and they're part of like a rich family okay one of them gets in a motorcycle accident and

He wakes up and he can't remember anything except his twin. That's the only thing he remembers. He doesn't remember his mom. And the twin literally takes him home and is showing him like, this is a refrigerator. Like it's great. Like he can speak, but he literally can't remember anything about life. And part of me is like jealous. Like, Oh my God, imagine one day you wake up and you have no memories. Yeah.

But then he was like, it was scary for me because I didn't know who I was because I had nothing to attach to. I had no identity. I was just this being. So then the brother realizes that he can protect him from bad memories of his past and recreate a childhood that he didn't have. And he'd see a photo of them at the beach. And he was like, yeah, we go on family vacations all the time. And he'd be like, do we love mom? And he's like, mom's great. We love our mom.

And all of this stuff turns out to be a lie. But the guy at first you're like, oh my God, why would you lie to this kid? But then he was like, I love him so much. I could not tell him what we actually went through. But then you realize the guy starts believing his lies and he starts like really thinking that they had this perfect life together. But then, oh my God. So the mother dies and...

The twin that was lied to was like, we love her. Like, we're so sad. And the other twin, nothing, nothing. And the guy's like, what's wrong? They start cleaning out the house and there's all these like sex toys everywhere, which is super weird. And then there's like a drawer with a lock and he opens it up and it's a picture of the two of them as kids, like seven years old, naked with their heads cut off.

And he just looks at the twin and is like, what the fuck is going on? And he basically is like, mom abused us. What year did this all take place that he, what year did, like, did he get into this accident that this happened? Probably like,

The 70s or 80s Oh okay So this is like So right now They're like 60 They're like 55 60 years old As they're telling it Got it But then The guy's like What did she do to us What did she do And he's like I won't tell you So then He's like just trust me I won't tell you So then this

The guy who had lost his memory only knows... It's like your friend being like, someone talks shit about you. And you're like, what'd they say? And they're like, I'm not going to tell you, but just trust me. Don't trust that person. But you're like, what did they say? What the fuck did they... Because then in your head, you're going to the worst. You're going to like the worst. Someone actually did that to me this weekend. What?

Someone was like, Paige, you're being so nice to like so-and-so. And I was like, yeah, like whatever. And they were like, they talk so much shit about you. And I was like, they did? And they were like, yeah, I told you that like six months ago. And I was like, oh, I don't remember. And then I got re-mad. You're so, I will never forget. I'm Sicilian, so I never forget. I was like, oh my God, yeah. Fuck that bitch. Yeah.

you're so bad at that stuff. But the worst is like, you don't know how bad it is. So yeah, he's basically thinking he's protecting his brother by being like, I'm not going to give you details, but yeah, stuff was bad. But the other brother who had no memory just starts spiraling, like becomes suicidal. It feels just like his whole life was a lie, but he doesn't even know how bad it was. Right. And then in the documentary, they finally get together and he,

watches a video of his brother explaining what he went through and basically his parents were like these aristocrats who would pass. Where was the dad? The dad was just like a mean asshole but he wasn't involved in the abuse I don't think. But...

Actually, I don't want to give it away, but basically that's... They explain what really happened. Where did they live? Somewhere in England. They had this huge house and they made the boys sleep in the garage, which was like red flag. But that's all he knew. He was just like, oh, the kids sleep in the garage. And they had a mansion. So yeah, this shit was fucking...

Crazy. Imagine being little though and like going over to their house and like for a sleepover and being like, oh, we get to sleep in the garage.

I remember I, like, loved going to people's houses that had basements that were, like, redone and, like, they'd hang out in there because my mom would always be like, oh, I'm going to invite you over to my house and send you to my basement. No. Like, Kim is very against redone, refinished basements. I feel like there were such characters in your sleepover group. Like, there was the one who was trying to scare the shit out of everyone, telling all the ghost stories all the time. Like, the naughty one. Like, let's be naughty. And then there was the one who...

was like definitely would call their mom eventually to pick them up yeah like they just weren't really committed sixth and seventh grade we had a sleepover every single friday oh my god yep it was always at like my house or this other girl ashley's house we had a sleepover every friday we did like crafts the prank caller there was the prank caller yep

Then there was the one who was slutty The one who was like okay Who taught us what everything was Yeah she's like this is what fingering is And you're like I just want to go to bed I was like I thought that we were having mac and cheese Yeah there's like the boy crazy one that was like

early on the boys and we were all like what's that yeah wow there's such a character in each and yeah there was the crafty one the one who was like we're painting we're sculpting I was somewhere in the middle like I could be convinced to be bad and like prank phone call and be boy crazy but I could also be convinced to like

eat grilled cheese sandwiches and like watch movies. See, I was very into the snacks and the movie. We used to go to Blockbuster, like the little rental thing and it was a huge decision what movie we'd get. And it was always Spice Girls. But also, you know nowadays we have so much trouble picking a movie?

It's almost because there are too many choices. It's like online dating. Back then, you were not going to walk all the way back to the rental or drive. You walked in. It was Spice Girls. It was Air Bud. It was Miss Congeniality. And you picked one. Yep. And you got it. Oh, my God. How much nostalgia. Okay, let's talk about The Watcher because I feel like people...

People like it in the beginning. Yeah. And then people end up being like, don't waste your time. And then people say that. I'm only two episodes in, but I also Googled the actual story and I feel like they made it look way more exciting than it is. What is that? It's basically these people that moved into this house and started to get creepy letters. Okay. But I don't think anything else happens. Oh, so they never like killed them. They never came in. I don't think so. No killing. There was not one murder. Not one.

One murder. Not a drip of blood. Get it out. See you in court. Documentary, not a drip of blood? Okay. Well, actually, it's not a documentary. There's Naomi Watts is in it. Oh, right. So it's the guy who played Joe DiMaggio in the Maryland movie who, honestly, zaddy. Yeah, I agree. Zaddy. I agree. There's another actor that kind of looks like him, kind of not. What?

We have – this is the only time I feel like we have the same type in guys. And it's – this is the type. It's an older Italian-looking man who's –

Not generically good looking, but there's something. Strong nose. Strong nose. I love a strong nose. Strong nose, dark hair. Okay, this one actor, I love him anytime he's in a movie. I have no idea what his name is. He's in Wolf of Wall Street, but he's on a new Showtime show that my brother says really good that's called Life of a Gigolo or something, and he's the main character. But like,

He's also in like The Accountant with Ben Affleck. It's I don't know what his name is, but I love him anytime I see him in a movie. And he's not like that hot, but like on my list for sure. I oh, oh, oh, my God. He's the guy who played the coach in in Richard Williams movie. John Bernthal. He's not Italian. No.

Wow. I mean, Jewish and Italian can get confused sometimes. Yeah, that's true because... But you know what it is? We just like guys that look like our dads. And I said it. It's creepy, but I said it. Yeah. Yeah.

That's why like I it is no it's it's a that's a thing. Because they feel like safe and they feel strong and they'll protect you and they'll be they'll love you. I think that's why I love Elliot Stabler. Something about him reminds me kind of of my dad. Do you see Elliot Stabler's like having a full zaddy moment? Full moment. He's embraced it. Yep. He's like I'm bald. I have a goatee. I own everyone. I'm like okay. Oh.

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Say you get pregnant, I get pregnant. We both have our babies. Oh. We're hanging out one day. Can you breastfeed? Like, okay, let's just hypothetically say that like- We're about to sound so stupid. So stupid, but I have to ask. I go dry. Can my baby drink your milk? Yes. From your boob?

I know that because you could donate your extra milk to the NICU. Oh, okay. I wonder if the baby's like, this is off-brand. Not my brand. This is not my original brand. Okay, my next question is, I've asked Craig this so many times, and I want to know if you've asked Des. When I have a baby, will you make Des try your milk? One, that's part A. Mm-hmm.

Yes or no? Yes. Yes. Okay. Well, the milk looks like everything that comes out of my body is disgusting. The milk that was coming out of Jeannie's, Gigi's, Tita's looked stupid.

so fucking gourmet i was like that's that raw milk shit that's that vegan that's like vegan shit that's that like that's some whipped cream that i would fucking no oat milk here yeah i was like don't have any chocolate syrup i'm about to fuck this milk up it looks so good

Okay, when Des tries your breast milk, will it be directly from your boob or will it be like... From a cup. From a cup. Okay. From a cup. You're not going to milk it. Milk him. Like he's zaddy. Yeah. I'm not zaddy. He's zaddy. I don't want to get that confused because look, if the wrong like breeze of air hits at the wrong time, next thing you know, he has a fetish for sucking my teeth. Right. Yeah.

Right. You know, I don't want to. Like you being his mom. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to start calling me mommy in bed. I don't want to risk that shit. And also, yeah, I have an addictive personality. What if I liked it? What if the only way I could come in the future is if Des, like, sucks my milk? That just got dark. Also, okay, here's another question. Are you going to let me try it? Like, can I try yours? Okay, cool. Because I want to. The milk. Yeah. I'm not going to suck it out of you. Are you going to?

But I want to try yours. Are you going to eat your placenta? I'm going to send it in and make it into pill form. And then, yes, I am. Doesn't it cost a lot of money? I don't care. This is my child we're talking about. Yeah. I'm telling you, the mom instincts are going to hit us. They are. Like, I already feel them. But then also, some babies are not that cute. Like, this baby is cute. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Lois is adorable. If Lois was not adorable, would we know? Would you know? Or would you be like, no, it's she is adorable because she's mine. She's in my family. They're always adorable because they're little and innately as humans, we are taught we have to think they're cute. So we protect them. Yeah. But I've seen many ugly baby.

I've seen many an ugly baby. I just think it turns into like a puppy where like any puppy's cute. Like they're somewhere ugly cute. But I do stand by what I said. Babies are assholes. Like Lois...

She doesn't care about how I feel. She hasn't asked me once if I'm having a good time, if I like the visit. But Lois is living her... She's living. She's living her life. She's doing her thing. I think she thinks she's better than me. She definitely thinks that. She does think that because she just has people taking care of her all day while I haven't showered in three days. And she's like, who is that person on my couch? Another question for you. Have you thought about...

butter at all when you're thinking about having a baby.

So Daniel and Jeannie have a cat named Luna who is so good with the baby. Like they say they don't want the pet to be too attentive to the baby because like that's kind of weird. Like they kind of want to be bored with the kid. And Luna is just like doing things. She's not jealous. She doesn't really have much emotions and it's really cute. And every now and then she'll walk by the baby and you're like, oh, so much. Yes. And sometimes the baby will cry and Luna will just like chime in like they all start crying. Like this girl needs help.

But also they say that cats don't meow to each other and that meowing is something they started to manipulate humans by hearing babies how they sound when they cry because humans respond to it. So cats started literally trying to sound like babies. They'll be like, meow. Cats are so... Cats are Scorpios. They're Scorpios. All cats are Scorpios. They're genius dark... Creatures. Witches. Truly witches. Witches.

But it doesn't play well with other children. Right. That's what I'm... She's main character energy. But I think she will be fine as long as it's not another kitten. Yeah.

The outfits are so cute. There's like a little fur like fur jacket for little girls that I'm going to buy Lois. It's going to be so badass. Wait, I want to buy Lois something. We're going to be like the cool New York aunties that just send her. We're aunts that live in New York City. This is from my Giggly Squad aunts that just sent me

Valentino shoes. Yeah. Happy Sweet Sixteen. Lois is a giggler. Lois is our youngest giggler. Our youngest giggler. Oh, my God. A little baby giggles. I learned how to change a diaper. How was that? How'd you feel? Unsafe. Yeah. I mean, your face is right by all the places that can explode. And I'm telling you, these little...

Lois farts like her aunt. I'll tell you that right now. This little thing was like, and I was like, I'm proud of you, bitch. I'm proud. That was powerful. How is like Jeannie in general? Like have they, are they sleeping? Like have they slept through the night? Like what's. Jeannie was a NICU nurse. Yeah. Which means she was a nurse for babies. So she's literally been like professionally trained to take care of babies. Wow. I might send her mine. Yeah. Just for like, just for like six, 10 years. Yeah.

Hey, if you could return her when she's 17, that'd be great. Thanks, Jeannie. You really just need like...

to go like my brother will take like the earlier shifts and she'll take the later shift i mean it's hard but like as long as you can nap during the day sometimes i feel like you'll survive i mean we're fine we're great at that yeah we're great at sneaking in and now whenever i ask them questions i'm like how do you know when they want to eat how do you know when they want to poop and my mom's like look people have doing have been doing this since the beginning of fucking time you'll figure it out

Is that so crazy? It's so crazy that you can, you go to the hospital, you have this baby and then they legitimately let you take it home. They say, okay, now go. And you're like, what? Yeah. And they're like, call us if any, if you need anything. Come back if it's hurt. Try not to ruin its life. Put that baby straight in therapy. Literally. Imagine if you could remember your birth.

You know those people who accidentally took the wrong baby because they all look like little aliens? Yeah. That's wild. I feel like there's... Did anything else happen? There is, like, a lot going on with Olivia Wilde and Jason Sedenkis because their nanny did, like, an interview about, like...

When Jason found out about Olivia and Harry and that he like threw her out of their house or something. And so like the nanny did an interview and then Jason and Olivia came out and did like set a statement. They said, as parents, it is incredibly upsetting to learn that a former nanny of our two young children would choose to make such false. And I don't know what this word is. Yeah.

we tried to sound it out securlous s-c-u-r-r-i-l-o-u-s it's where you see a double r i feel like oh i don't i've maybe it's a typo i don't know people are gonna we're gonna get messages and they're like dumb fucks accusations about us publicly

So at least they're coming together and they're being a unit. Unlike Brangelina on like a PR. Yeah. Cause like he could have, she could have leaned in with them and be like, yeah, he was horrible. He threw me out. So basically both of them, I guess she said, um, Jason was so distraught after finding out about Olivia wilds affair with that, with Harry styles that he threw himself in front of her car to stop her from going to see the former boy band heartthrob.

She also claimed that Sedankis fired her on February 1st when he was in a drunken rage. And she told the Daily Mail on Monday that,

When I came back from a weekend off, Jason was crying a lot, crying and crying, and I didn't know what happened at all. After I'd got the kids ready, Jason came up the stairs and was having some coffee. He was crying in a mess and said, she left us. She left us. Okay. She definitely signed an NDA and is going against it. She's going to get her ass sued. Yeah.

You gotta have it. Also, like, why are you doing that? Like, yeah, he's heartbroken. Yeah, obviously his wife just left him for, like, a literal British icon. That's also not tea. Like, oh, Jason was upset when his wife left him. I want my money back. Time is money, okay? Okay, that new t-shirt. I want my money back.

I'm just going to start saying that and things where it doesn't like you have a conversation with someone. You're like, wow, what a waste of fucking time. That was I'm just going to start saying I want my money back. Wow. Wow. Well, OK. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so much. We have shows in Atlanta and we are going to announce our world tour. Wait. No, literally. Yeah.

our universal tour wait for the photo shoot that is being had we're doing a photo shoot next week we will have bts it's all happening oh and i'm dropping a vlog our second vlog tonight so we're doing these vlogs of behind the scenes of our shows where we're doing confessionals it's getting heated it's lit um so check out our youtube channel for that and we love you guys