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I mean, the day just got away from me. Okay, it's that time again. It's the squad of the Gigglers. We've united. Paigeie, how you doing? Hi, Paige. You're down south. What are you doing? So my brother's girlfriend is turning 30 on Monday, and we were like, let's put a little trip. And she was like, I've never been to Charleston. And I was like, mm-hmm.

I have and it's amazing and it's so much fun. So we came down to Charleston for a little bit and it's, oh my God. What's the vibe? Like what's the aesthetic of Charleston? Okay. I'm not trying to disrespect the city of Charleston, but it's literally college. Like going out to the bars, I felt like I was in college. I feel like I went to college bars. Are the people young though? And the girls...

Yes, that's the other thing. I feel like everyone is so young when I like walk into certain bars and like girls dress like college. Okay, but it's Southern college. Like do they wear pearls and like a dress to football games or like what's the style? No, it's not like that dressy, but it's like...

Jeans, crop tops, shoes that you can scuff, no jacket, but like you're cold standing in line. And that's the epitome of college to me. Like, no, I'm not going to wear a jacket because I'm going to sweat in the club. But like I need a jacket. Yeah.

You know, I feel like that's when you realize you're an adult when you're like, I'd rather be warm than look like an idiot not wearing a jacket in line to get into the bar. You nailed it 100% because at Wisconsin it would be next level like zero degrees and we'd wear the skankiest outfits to the bar. And I remember I was walking with this basketball player and he's like, are you cold? And I was like, yes. Like I literally have hypothermia. And he was like, here's my jacket. And I was like, oh my God, we're dating. And then he goes, hey, it's too cold. Can I have my jacket back?

A thought never gets cold, though. Cardi B said that, and I kind of believe that. Well, this week I've actually been in New York City, which is a vibe. Anyone who's saying New York is dead...

Come at me, bro. It's a vibe. Comedy's back, like at the Cellar for the first time this weekend. So if anyone's in New York City does his performance at the Cellar, he'll probably get mad at me for telling you because he's still getting his vibe back. But we're vibing. A lot of vibes today. He's still workshopping. He's still workshopping, but it's so funny because you haven't done comedy for a year, but then you have all this stuff you had been wanting to talk about and you're kind of figuring out your set. I'm also starting comedy again. I'm actually doing a show at Governor's in Levittown, Long Island, January.

June 4th and 5th. So check out my website, hannahburn.com. But all my jokes were about being single. So your girls workshopping. Oh my God. Wait, I didn't even think of that. You have to come up with all new things because...

I mean your engagement ring right now is blinding me. My whole bit was like this is why I'm single like it's my fault because of this it might be fuck boy's fault because of this but I think like I just have to yeah I have some new shit but I'm excited for it but we were walking down Lower East Side and it was bumping like they're playing music in the street and then there were all these rows of girls eating brunch and Des was like wow this is like fun and I'm like this is what we mean when we say brunch it's blacking out for no reason yeah and

In the middle of the day. And then a table of gigglers was like. I was just going to say something. And my brain doesn't work. And I forgot. Well this is a perfect time. But it was something about day drinking. Because you've been day drinking too much. Which I should. You can't. Yeah. But I love day drinking. And I feel like that was. Oh because you were talking about brunch. Sorry do I have any motor skills? I just want to let everyone know. If they didn't know. I love day drinking. And I can't tell you more. Because I'm hungover from day drinking.

But I do, Paige, I... No, brunch is such a fucking vibe. And, like, look, I love to fuck up a club at nighttime. Like, I really do love it. But I don't know. Recently, after the pandemic and, like, now that things are, like, getting back to a little bit back to normal, like, going out in New York City and everyone just being drunk on the street...

Oh, it's beautiful. And when you're at nighttime, there's always that like countdown of like how late is too late. Where brunch, you're like, we're just living our lives. Time, what is time? Time is a metaphor. And then you feel so accomplished because like then you actually get home and get in bed and you're like, it's midnight. Fuck yeah. Like I'm going to wake up tomorrow like an absolute...

Ray of sunshine. Like I'm going to get a full 12 hours. That's why Sunday brunch works. Like you're in bed by 8 p.m. You wake up a full 12 hours clear headed to go fuck up some work emails. We're just saying that's our mental health moment. Drink during the day. It's healthy for you. Look at this piece of hair. I love it for you. She's an independent woman. Oh my God. I literally if anyone subscribes to our Patreon the juxtaposition of like what I look like

On Instagram? I feel like I'm having a full-close Kardashian moment. Like, what? You call me and you go, we have to take down the Patreons. We have to take all the Patreons down. I go, why?

That one hair. My mom's like, are you ever, do you think ever going to get ready for like one of the podcasts? I'm like, no, because this is like where I am. No, but you're also evolving, Paige. You're evolving. And I'm not saying I'm a good influence on you because we know that's not all true. But I feel like you literally let down your hair more. And I feel like you just like love yourself more and you're easier on yourself. I feel like you were a little bit of a perfectionist with your looks in the past. I'm not trying to call you out. I'm just like...

being real thank you and that's like i wore pimple cream on the plane and i love that for you you know and i didn't care did you wear like the under eye things i don't care about a very model moment i mean i had my mask on but i have this huge pimple on my nose and i was like i don't care about anyone here this is my pimple cream thank you someone like you who is very naturally beautiful you need a pimple just to stay humble and to let everyone around you know that like not everyone's perfect and it's okay

And I've been on a new birth control. Honestly, I feel like we never talk about like certain like women issues. I went on a new birth control and I feel like I haven't really talked to a lot of people about it because I've never been on birth control. But just like the thought that we pump ourself full of all these hormones to like –

fix certain problems like I have polycystic ovary syndrome or whatever it's called it's like I had to go on one and so I've been like googling everything about birth control and like all these side effects and like all these things and it's like why am I crying all the time like why is my skin getting bad and it's just so crazy there was this really crazy thought that

When you're on birth control, it affects your hormones. You're actually attracted to a different type of guy than if you weren't on birth control. And that like freaked me the fuck out. No fucking way. Yeah, that was like a... I don't know. I think I might be spreading a rumor, but that was a thought. Because your hormones affect like your attractions and your levels of like testosterone and estrogen. So I've been on it for like three weeks. So let's see if my taste changes. You go, suddenly I like guys who are nice to me. Let's run our own experiment. Wait. Okay, let's...

Giggly Squad has now turned into an experimental podcast. And we're scientists. So I'm three weeks in. I actually have to take it also.

Women in general, the fact that people remember to take their birth control every single day at the same time, absolute goddesses. How come I can remember the embarrassing shit I said like 10 years ago in a classroom but can't remember my birth control at the same time every day? Like I have a straight alarm for it and I still forget it. Like it's fucked up how your brain works. I'm in the window of like 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Okay, I took it at the same time, you know, like.

It doesn't. And then you're going to get to the point, too, where you start fucking it up. And there's ways like if you miss it one day, you can take two the next day. But if you miss another day, I don't think you can take three. Like if you miss a week, I don't think you just like down seven. I like went home for a couple of days and I forgot it. It's not even that. It's not even that I went on it because I don't want to get pregnant. It was more like it's crazy how birth control works.

Like, I feel like guys don't know that either. Like, any guy I want to be like, I'm not on this for you and, like, the child I don't want to have with you. It's for, like, my own insides of my body to, like, help that, you know, be normal inside there. I just want to say, fact for fact, Des and I did not have sex in Conor in his bathroom. We...

We had a lot of fun that day. Kyle and Amanda have like the most beautiful big master bathroom that I was showing him. We were in there for like 30 seconds. We like jokingly fooled around and we left. It was like Lindsay and Luke in the trailer how they were in the bathroom. Like that's all I'm going to say about that. And if anyone wants to have sex in my bathroom, they always can. And I highly recommend bathroom sex if you're into it.

Wow, it's so interesting that you say that. I hate having sex in the bathroom. There's just something like freaky about it. Like bending over and looking in the mirror while he's doing doggy. There's something hot about it. Okay. Wow. This is, I can't believe how life indicates art. I was just, I was just having this conversation with someone and we were talking about, Sierra was involved in this conversation. So if she pops in, I want to ask her.

When you're having sex in the bathroom or in some place that there's a mirror, I can hear her laughing in the bathroom. Are you going to ask if you look in their eyes or not?

No. If you're looking in the mirror, if you're looking in the mirror, are you looking at yourself or the person you're having sex with? You go back and forth, but you try not to look at yourself too much because I don't want them to know I'm looking at myself. But you got to do a check to make sure you feel hot and then look at him. Like feel hot. Look at him. Feel hot. Look at him. Okay. You got to rotate. Hannah's. Okay. Do you want to know my answer? Look at yourself the whole time. No. What?

Have I ever looked at the guy? Okay, when you FaceTime, have you ever looked at the other person? No. Even when we're doing this Zoom, I'm like, okay, probably people can tell. When you're on Zoom with people, you have to know where their box is because I'm looking at myself right now. But I always think to look back at you, but I always look at myself. That's so funny because I've been looking at you the whole time.

But it doesn't make you a narcissist. It's just, it's different moves for different folks, different strokes for people. You know what I'm saying. What does Sierra say? Sierra, what was your response to that? I look at him. She looks at the guy. But I also look at myself, too.

You got to check. Like I personally, it looks, Sierra goes back and forth. I have like a side of my face that is stunning, gorgeous, iconic, never been done. And the right side of my face is an actual monster who I've never met. So every now and then you forget and you look and you're like, fuck wrong side. And you turn, no one will say that I'm right with it, but like, you know how you know your face.

Yeah. Like, you know your angle. So. Yeah. But also sometimes I look in the mirror and I don't really like what's happening. But like, guys don't care. Your vagina is connecting with their penis and they are not about to be like, oh, her left arm looks like a little fat right now.

I just need everyone to remember that next time you look in the mirror and you don't love what you see. He does not give a fuck. Have you ever? Yeah. Because sometimes like if that's ever happening and I'm like, I'm looking at myself in the mirror. Sometimes I fuck with my own brain because I'm like, oh my God, I hated the way I just looked. And then you course correct. And then you think like, wow, when there isn't a mirror, what do I look like? And I don't know how to course correct. Like,

But guys are just like all they care about is. Okay. Do you know how like when you get a haircut, a straight guy can never ever know? Like you'll be like, what have I changed? You can dye your hair bleach blonde and he'd be like, that's a different shirt. They don't know lengths of hair. They cannot tell about a pimple on your nose. No, they don't. They really don't. I was, I went over to this one guy's house the other day and I was just like, hello. I cut my bangs and he was like, uh,

Those short pieces That's not a bang And I go It's a curtain bang She goes What the fuck Is a curtain bang And I was like Oh my god I'm not lowering myself To the standard Trying to explain this to you Yeah I'm like I'm too good for you This is why men Love positions of power Because they're not Detail oriented They just like Telling people what to do And then expect women To figure it out for them Because we're smarter

We really are so much smarter. I mean, we know what curtain bangs are. Do you think a guy can decipher normal pink and ballet slipper pink? No, they can't. Never in a million years. You know what? I think it's time for advice. Yeah, I'd love that. I like coworker stuff because I feel like people are getting back in the office. How do you tell... This is a really funny one. How to tell my annoying coworker that constantly calls HR to suck my dick from the back respectfully? Wait, wait.

She keeps calling HR on you? I think that she's probably on things. She's just the snitch of the office. Oh my God. This is what I'm going to say. Because in the past, have I made mistakes with being political and not being nice to the right people or not sucking up to the right people? Yes.

You need to be so fucking nice to this bitch. You need to bring her muffins. You have to bring her candy. You have to ask her about her children that you don't care about, even if they're ugly. You have to ask to see pictures. You need to be nice to this bitch because karma will bite you and like she's not going to get karma. It doesn't work that way at the office. Whoever is in with the higher ups is in with the higher ups. So you just if you don't want to lose your job, you got to stick up to them.

Okay, my advice would be play some real life chess with this person. You call HR. You make that HR person your fucking best friend. You bring the HR person muffins. This other person. You start dropping breadcrumbs in the HR person's head that that other person is up to something no good. See, yours is more challenging and more difficult, but way more rewarding. I don't want to be a tattletale.

But I think so-and-so who keeps calling you is just kind of using you. And really fuck with them. Sierra looks so cute right now. I wish, like, you guys could see her. She's adorable. What's her outfit? She has a bathing suit on. And then she has, like, this cute little white cover-up that's, like, netted. Are you guys going to the beach or a pool? And she has, like, a little baseball hat on. We have a pool at our hotel because we're rich. Okay? Okay.

We have doll hairs in our bank accounts. So we have a rooftop pool at this hotel. No, actually this hotel that we're staying at is so bougie. And we came home last night at like, I don't know, like 4 a.m. And I literally felt like I was walking into one of my friend's houses because it looked like a foyer in the front. And me and Sierra had no shoes on. And we were tiptoeing. And I was like, she was like, bitch, we're at a hotel. It doesn't matter. Yeah.

Do you remember when I asked you to do a comedy gig with me and I brought you to your first Best Western ever? Oh my god. To remind you about Humble Beginnings. This is actually a great story. This is a great story. Hannah had a comedy show in Philly. You should put pants on probably, yes.

Let's see. Here's whole asses out. Sorry. Okay. Hannah had a comedy show in Philly and we were so excited. It was me, her, Dylan Palladino and Jesse Jollis. And I texted Hannah and I was like, hey, like, do we have to like get hotel rooms or like whatever? She's like, no, I'm going to take care of all of it. Like, don't worry about it. And like, I expected to share a room like with the girls, but

We walk into Philly. First of all, the hotel we stayed at, like, the door locked at, like, 11 p.m. Because, like, we weren't in, like, the best part of town, you know? And I was just like, wait, what's going on here? They had lemon water in the front, bitch. Don't talk bad about them. Oh, my God. We also had, like, communal breakfast. It's called Continental. Yeah.

One person's communal as another person's continental. And then we all shared a room. There was four of us in a room. One guy...

we made dylan our bitch and i was like go get us chinese food immediately because there's no room service it was like 10 p.m and we all were like we need chinese food and dylan was like this is what's like having three girlfriends i will say that that chinese food fucking slapped yeah but do you remember when he came back and he was so proud of himself and he talked about how hard it was to get the chinese food and we were like where's the utensils

We were like, cool, so what are we going to drink our own spit? Like, do you not get beverages? He was like, what? And we were like, you need to go back and get us a fork and knife because I'm not eating my sesame chicken with my fingers. Yeah. I'm a grown ass woman. That was so, that trip was so fun.

So what you're saying is Best Western is actually pretty legit for a good time. What I'm saying is, is like, just go with the flow because sometimes things that you're not

that you wouldn't normally do are the best stories and like the memories that stick out the most. Like when would we ever like just be like, let's go to a best Western. But like it was the one of the most fun nights. That's our mental health moment. Number two of the day. Do it for the story. Just when in doubt, do it for the story. So you could talk about it two years later on a podcast. Then have someone comment and say that you're interrupting each other. Okay. Okay.

This next one. This guy I'm talking to loves Snap. I also hate when people call it Snap. I know that the young people are because they do it so much, but it's like Kylie Jenner said she's done with Snapchat, so why are we still on it? I do keep talking to him. Do I like him or the attention? Any guy who asks you for your Snap, if you're under 25, I don't know. But if you're above 25 and he says, can I have your Snapchat? Never talk to him again. Dude.

That's so true. If you're under 25, go off on whatever app you guys talk on. If you're over 25, there's no situation you should have a snapshot. I just think it's weird.

Well, because also Snapchat is means I want to see your boobs and they're like accumulating women like objects and putting them all like on their Snapchat and then blasting out like what you're doing tonight to like the 15 girls and like, I'm sorry, I don't want to be a part of your Snapchat roster.

There's also too many like modes of communication with guys and each one has like a tier level of like how real it is. Like look, if a guy's messaging you on Snapchat and only Snapchat, he doesn't give a fuck about you. If he's only DMing you, he gives a little bit more of a fuck about you, but not really. If he's texting you like to your actual phone, he's interested in you. If he's calling you,

you he likes you and if he's facetiming you absolutely get him out of here if he's linkedin messaging you call the police yeah no but you're so right a dude dming you does not mean he likes you he's probably talking to other people but wants to let you know that he's like you know

That he's like interested just in case. And I feel like it took me a long time to like grasp that. Like if I'm posting an Instagram story and a guy's DMing me off of it, like to let me know whatever. Okay, cool. Yeah, like you can give me the compliment and I get, I understand now that you're like a little bit interested. But if that's all it is, he doesn't really like you or else he'd be asking you out on, he'd be texting you and asking you out to dinner. A hundred percent. So don't let them get in your head.

And delete your Snapchat. Yeah, delete your Snapchat. We have to protect our minds, our powerful female brains. Also, I do want to say in terms of texting, I know we love a serotonin high and a dopamine hit of like when you have that new crush that like they want to know what you're doing every two seconds. This is not sustainable and will crash and make you feel terrible regardless if you guys are meant for each other or not. That's why always be a bad texter.

Enough with these guys being like, I'm a bad texter. You're the bad texter always. The only one you're a good texter for is your best friend. With guys, never get good texting momentum because it's not sustainable for you or him. And the second it slows down, it brings everyone anxiety. So if you want to talk, talk on the phone. Being unreachable, it is such a mind game, but it really does make them like you more. And I don't want to be like, oh, you have to wait 30 minutes to respond to each text. It's just don't have a texting relationship with anyone.

Yeah. Except your best friend. Literally, you know like when you're not interested in a guy and so like they'll text you and you'll see it on your phone and you'll just be like, oh, I don't care. And then like you legitimately forget about it and then you like finally hang out with them or whatever and they're obsessed with you. But then there's that guy that you actually like and he texts you and you literally just read it over and over and over until it's appropriate to respond. And then like he's not interested. It's really just like

To sum it up, the less interested person always wins. I have one more and it's really good. Wait one second. My sister is dating my best friend's ex of seven years, three months after they broke up. Hold on. My sister is dating my best friend's ex of seven years, three months after they broke up. And then capital letters help. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

First of all, I wish I knew like everyone's ages of this situation. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we have a bazillion questions about this, but I just want to say the question because I want this to be a reality TV show and I'll watch it. This is crazy. Your best friend has to marry this guy. It's also like how often was the best friend hanging out with you and your sister and her boyfriend? Clearly a lot.

You know, because now that now that best friend, wait, the sister's dating the best friend's ex or the best friend's dating. No, the sister's dating the best friend's ex. And my thing is, I understand if they were dating for like a year and the guy was like, wait, I'm kind of more into this girl's sister. I get it. But seven years means like, how long did this dude like Loki have a crush on this other girl? Right. Like, were you guys all friends for the seven years? Also, yeah.

The sister is probably now replaying every single situation where they were all together and wondering, like, was my guy thinking about her? The best friend's ex, yeah. Yeah. I mean, we're all confused with it, but all we know is there's serious overlap here. And what you said is right. They need to get married. Because if they don't, or the girls bond over how fucked up this dude is, and that's a way that women bond.

The best advice I could give is go to Mexico, change your name, and don't talk to any of them. Get out. Protect your own mental health. This sounds like you are in a small town. Move to New York City, move to LA, live your best fucking life, and find a new man out of that toxic circle you're in. And you just have to try to don't talk about your sister and the new guy when you're with your best friend. Just try not to bring it up and be like... But could you imagine if...

Because also, I feel so bad for the best friend because like she obviously wants to like cry to her friend and be and like

Go off and you wanted and you want to make fun of the ex you want to be like she's right and it's nice She can't even she can't be like oh my god. The new girlfriend's disgusting and the friend can't be like yeah You're so much better. It's like downgrade, right? Am I right? Yeah, like that's one of my favorite parts about breaking up with someone is sending my friends a

like the new girl he's talking to. And I'm like, ew. I just hope the new girl he talks to looks just like me. So I'm like, yeah, I knew. I was your type. Whatever. I just don't like if he's with someone who like looks completely different because then I'm like, who are you lying to? I love when it's like a version of me. Also, I feel like the sister and the boyfriend, like her boyfriend now, I don't think it's going to last because it was –

you know, like when something's forbidden, you want to do it even more. And there's like an adrenaline rush of it. And so like the first three months, it's like we were doing something bad, but like now we're together. But then like real life is going to hit and it's like you're with this person and they're going to realize like it's not as fun anymore, whatever. Well, we were talking the other day how the first three months is pure dopamine, like it's

pure like i'm so into this new thing the next three months you start seeing how they really are and like their annoying sides you start listen hearing them chew suddenly like reality starts to hit and the following three months is seeing if you guys can have boundaries and like make things work with the reality so like three months in never get married don't make those kind of decisions unless it's quarantined then it's dog years you multiply it by seven

And that's just simple math. That's just, I mean, hard for us, but for other people, simple. Right. So I want to update on this. If you sent me this message, we need updates. No, I need an update on this one. Like really fucking bad. Okay, here's the update that I need. I need everyone's ages. I need where you guys live. And I need to know how long you've all been friends. Social security numbers. Yep. Yeah. Send your address. But this shit happens more often than not because I feel like

Guys who like me have liked my friends because we're all similar personalities. Sierra and I joke we have the same taste in guys. And I literally am finding her new guys right now to date because I'm like, oh, he's hot. And I know you'll like him because I think he's hot. But here's the thing that Sierra and I've talked about. Oh, are you and Sierra? Okay, okay. Continue. Interesting. Like if you like a guy...

And I know that and you're my friend and I know that you like this guy. There's something in my brain that like automatically I'm like, OK, this guy's gross to me. Do you know what I mean? Like, I don't like I automatically to you, like I automatically don't see him in a sexual manner. If I meet a guy and they go, yeah, he hooked up with so-and-so girl I know. I'm immediately like a little turned off by it. I mean, it depends on the girl, but.

I mean, yeah, but then, I mean, there are certain situations where it's like, oh, we hooked up like years ago and it was like very casual and like she's in another relationship. Like there's that type of overlap, which is like totally fine. But like if one of my good friends had like a full thing with someone, like I couldn't even get myself to the point to like them because I'm like, oh, I don't see. If my friend really likes a guy,

The pain of knowing I can hurt her if I like went for him is so much more painful than this random dude not liking me or me not like unless. Right. Unless and I do say unless two people are like fucking made for each other. And that's why I do like to sometimes use Summer House an example. Like I feel like if watching a dude get into an argument with your friend, that cannot be such a deep like effect on two people if they're meant to be together. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like if you are meant to be together, one thing that's done or one argument cannot sway you. Like I really believe in energies that two people are meant to be like, I mean, Des saw me in the most fucked up like mindset and like difficult situation where I was losing my damn mind every three seconds. And he was like, okay, I could deal with this. And I was like, maybe. Maybe. Yeah. It's also just like, I don't know. I think friends that like,

Share guys almost. I just think it's weird. I don't know. It just like freaks me out. I feel like that there's like more of... If you do that, if you do that with your friend, if you guys are like hooking up with the same person, like...

Either it's like overlapping or like, I don't know. There's something deeper going on with your friendship. And you guys, it almost feels like you guys have some type of competition with each other. Yeah, super weird. And I just think that's so weird. Super weird. And I do think me and you are actually such good friends because we do have different tastes in like, I think physically sometimes, but like emotionally we're

We know if you didn't hit it off with Des, I'd be a little worried personality-wise. Yeah. I was on the phone with one of my girlfriends the other day and she was talking about the guy she liked and she accidentally said a guy that I liked or like name. She was like, oh my God. Yeah, if me and blank went out and I was like, and she goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to say his name. I meant the other one. And I was just like,

oh my god like you just hurt my my feelings like she was like i would never and i was like fuck you you go well now that was your subconscious bitch so i'm gonna fight yeah i was like so now i know you like him now i can't trust your subconscious but it did make me laugh you made a joke recently at me about a situation that des made the same exact joke and it just made me feel like just i had good people around me i hate

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With that said, can we get into front page news? Because like, I want to get into some stuff because we haven't talked about some situations that are going down. I'm interested in your opinion. What's this? What is the situation? You want to talk about the Chloe thing? Okay. Let's jump in with the Chloe thing.

The gist of what happened is that a photo got posted accidentally of Khloe unfiltered on anything. And the Kardashian team worked tirelessly to get this photo removed from the internet. Was it her grandma who accidentally posted it or something? Originally, it was like, oh, MJ posted it. But then they blamed it on an assistant. Okay. And that assistant was for sure fired. Yeah.

And also this photo, by the way, people were like, oh my God, it looks like old Chloe, like in a nice way. Like her face looked similar and her body looked awesome. Here's the crazy part that I immediately thought of, but no one was like talking about in the public. But then I did see like some people.

They wanted that picture removed, but, like, they haven't ever tried to get Ray J and Kim's sex tape removed, like, from the internet. Like, is it? I don't know. Is that just, like, such a juxtaposition? I never thought of that, but also it's because Kim's sex tape...

like is the fire that created all of it and look I'm not saying like oh my god if you have a sex tape that's disgusting because I'm saying it in terms of she didn't

she stands by the fact that she didn't put out her sex tape that someone like got it and put it out yes so i feel like that that would even be more of like look make a sex tape with your boyfriend all day long like whatever turns you guys think it's a similar situation where they want to take it down because it they didn't post it and it wasn't like their photo right but also what about like every paparazzi shot

It's just that, yeah, like it's just that she didn't look, I mean, look, okay, we all know what was going on. They sell products and you buy their products because you think that you're going to somewhat emulate or look the way they look wearing them. So I get it. It's from like a business standpoint. You're not going to buy Chloe's jeans if you feel like she looks

disgusting this is literally legally blonde this is when she's on the phone with the fitness instructor being like did you murder your husband yes she's like i have an alibi and she goes what's your alibi and she's like i can't she's like what is it she goes i was getting liposuction no no normal to have to have this ass from doing no that's exactly that's exactly what it is

And it's just like advertising. Like obviously if you buy Kylie's lip kit, you know that your lips aren't going to look like full and plump like hers because she gets lip injections. But like subconsciously you're like, I kind of want to like look like that or I want to have some type of like vibe, whatever. Then she went on her Instagram and did like a live and was like, I really do look like my Instagram pictures. And then people were saying like that the live could have had a filter on it and

And then they, like, didn't really believe her. Was she in a bathing suit in the live? She had, like, a – no, she had clothes on, but, like, you could see her stomach. Like, she had it pulled up. Like, she was in, like, a workout set, I think. Okay. With all of this said, the picture that was, like, leaked or put out, she looked amazing. Like, she looked skinny. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, it's just that she didn't have that like insane indent of her hip and then her butt going really big out and then tiny legs again. She had like a normal hip. Yes, she was more straight. And as someone who is not like curvy and like I've gotten down on myself on like my own body because I'm like, oh my God, sometimes I look like a 12 year old boy. Like I don't have an indentation of like a hip.

And like you do see girls on Instagram that like are so curvy and like just like look more feminine. But like it also isn't normal either. Like models, like actual models who are like 5'9", like and their body type is like insane. They have the longest legs. That's like 10% of the actual population. Not 10%, like 2%. Yeah, like when you're looking at Instagram, you see all these models like –

You're like, everyone looks like this. They really don't.

But also, the way bodies naturally work, like as someone with a fat ass, PHAT. Yeah, that's important. The PH is important. Yeah, my thighs go into my ass. Like they're attached. I don't have stick legs and then a huge ass. Like I have thighs that are strong that created butt muscles that are big. And that's my body type. So like the Kardashians, people are just going around being like they have the most obvious Brazilian butt lift ever. Yeah.

Chloe also did this like response. Did you see like her writing apology? What do you think of it? I feel really bad for her. Like, look, we can judge celebrities and especially the Kardashians all day long. But like the amount of things that she's probably gotten from people like calling her fat and like being compared to her sisters. Like I genuinely don't know how she does it. So she basically was like, guys,

I'm kind of a victim of societal standards and like this is what I'm doing to try to survive. Um,

But at what point are you not like, okay, I'm surviving, but I'm going to be honest about the work I've had done. But I also do feel like people look to them because they do set so many standards, especially in the beauty world. Look, they're the most famous people in the world and they have such an influence on how girls look at themselves. So, okay, yes, Khloe's a victim for sure. But like you were saying, she could change the whole narrative and help so many girls. Yeah.

Yeah, this was actually... At first, I loved her apology because she was just like, guys, I am... Everything... I get abused about how I look 24-7 and the standards for women. But then she's basically created this false standard for women that like...

is insane no one has an ass like that with hips like that with boobs like that with lips like that and I guess what people just want is a little more transparency to be like okay we're we're buying into the system that women have to be like perfectly beautiful all the time but at least right like I don't like I just don't get it when people like hide their plastic surgery like if you wanted it who is to judge you like say you got like if they all came out and were like fuck yeah we got our butts lifted I'd be like dude

you who cares if like you wanted to do that so I actually did um what's it called a clubhouse with this thing it's called like IG famous by Dana she's I kind of I love following these accounts that show the girls with like Instagram in real life yeah verse that kind of thing and Leah Sweeney from New York was on it and she was like look I got my tits done and

I got my nose did and she was like watching myself was kind of hard. There were a lot of things I didn't like about myself, which sucks. But she's also now like, guys, I got my nose done. This is the plastic surgeon. I recommend it. And there was something about the transparency that I loved. And that's why we were making fun of JLo being like J.

My girl. Love you to death. It's not olive oil. I'm Italian. You know how much olive oil I've consumed? Yeah. So I think we have to think about the future of like young girls who are watching and like looking at even videos of Kendall Jenner. She's doing the video app. Yeah. To make herself look like she has more hips. Because let's be honest, Kendall Jenner has your body. You're not that skinny with hips like that.

I mean, some people might be. I always think of that too. Like there's some girls that are so blessed to like be so tiny and have like good boobs, like good size boobs. But like. Like Amanda. Dude, it's like she's the skinniest person and her tits are amazing. Also, I will say with my birth control, I'm like, you can't tell me anything this summer because I'm about to be a full B cup. So if.

If you thought you wanted to. Sorry, I can't see you over my boobs right now. Hannah, the other day I had to not. I like put a bra on and I was like, hello. And then I put a dress on. I had to take my bra off because my boobs were too like popping out of my shirt. And I was like, oh, my God. Well, now you're going to have the other experience where you're like, I don't want to be sexualized with my cleavage.

when i'm just trying to eat brunch it felt really good though i was like oh pardon my boobs so what is your overall opinion of the chloe thing i feel bad for her i feel like it's a really hard thing to like navigate because at the end of the day like yeah they have so much power and so much influence but that doesn't mean they're not people and that doesn't mean that they don't look at like certain things that people say to them and like not cry well yeah

I think the trolls a lot of the time think like because people are rich and famous that like you can say whatever the fuck you want about them when it's like money does not equate to happiness. Right. And these people, she's got, I mean, she's, but also everyone loves Khloe. Like we love that Khloe was like just the funniest one. She's like everyone's favorite, but like all she sees is the negative like

Remarks about like how she looks different. She's from a different dad, right? Could you imagine that like she I forgot she even had to deal with that like people saying like your dad's Not your real dad and here like her dad passed away If someone ever came up to me and said that to me i'd be like it's I will Fuck you up with the most fucked up shit and she basically recently has been like fine I'm gonna change everything about myself to look as like try to look as hot as people related to me um, but

With the plastic surgery stuff, you know like if someone came up to you and was like, Paige, I love your shirt, and you didn't tell them where it's from? So out of character for me. That's kind of fucked up, right? Yeah. So imagine if you got Botox, and I was like, Paige, your Botox looks so natural, and you were like, I don't get Botox. Also, people will message, like...

This, like, annoys me, too. Like, people will message me, like, a backhanded, like, oh, my God, your nose looks so good. Where'd you get it done? And it's just, like, annoying because I'm, like, first of all, I didn't get my nose done. But, like...

If you really wanted to know and like I would tell you like at least say like, hey, did you get your nose done? And like if you did, can you like tell me what doctor like or otherwise it looks great naturally. Yeah. Like shut the fuck up. Whatever. Yeah. People have been saying get my lips done, but I do highly recommend use a lip liner and just go over like a tiny bit. It's very in style right now and people think I have new lip. I posted a video the other day with like that maximum like

lip gloss literally the day before I like one day I post that about the lip gloss then the next day I posted in another video and I had so many messages of people being like ew you were so much prettier before like stop getting your lips done like you're like falling into like whatever and I was like brah

I just got the most amazing lip gloss ever. And like, yes, like literally this morning, my lips looked the same. What's the lip gloss called? Just for people. I got it on Amazon. It's too. Did I? I don't know. It's Too Faced Maximum Lip Injection. Does it sting? Yes. I'm also such a sucker for like.

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Okay, my next story. We'll just keep, oh, let's keep it with the Kardashians. Travis Barker got Kourtney's name tattooed on his chest. And like, yes, that's a story. But really, I just want to know how you would feel about that because Travis has no stranger to getting his girlfriend's name tattooed on him. Both of his ex-wives, he has their name, he got tattoos for them and his daughter, right?

and his courtney's is like right on his chest now here's my question to you one day does walks in just hannah nipple to nipple what would you do i would be like honey i i thank you i love it are you people say that it's a curse like if you get someone's name tattooed on you well i think further fucking more kravis energy has changed

They first started very subtle. People were like, are they? Aren't they? They'd be seen on a date or whatever. Then I guess they started liking the attention. I'm just trying to think PR wise what Kris Jenner's doing. But then I woke up this morning to Travis playing drums and he just said, I can't stop thinking about having sex with you.

Wait. Which apparently is a line in a Korn song called Adidas. But people are now starting to turn a little and be like,

This is a lot. She also posted a picture of like the back of her, like her ass. And the line was like a song lyric and it was like watching movies. But we ain't seen nothing tonight. Like, yeah. So they're like either now, like have gotten all the attention now, love fucking with people. But this is what the media likes to do. They like to build you up and then break you down. But they're now like feeding into it. So I'm just saying let's keep an eye on that because things are happening.

Also, when you like really like someone and you're posting them, like I can think of one couple that like I know and I can't fucking stand how much they post each other to the point where I have like in my group chats. I'm like, if they post one more time, I'll freak out. Like, look, if you're in love and you want to post and like I get it, like totally go for it. I don't know what the feeling is. So like I can't comment on it.

But sometimes it's like, I don't need to see all of it. I don't need to know all of it. Like, I get that. But you do need to know all of it once they get broken up. It's like, where's the long paragraph now explaining what happened? Right. Because you've been explaining what happened every day before that about how much you love each other. So now we need to know who, what happened. And I also further fucking more have to say.

Any couple that posts a long paragraph about how they're so close after the ups and downs. Someone cheated. Any... Any...

couple that's posting about how in love they are. Yeah. They are fighting. Yeah. And they aren't happy. Like it's just never been more clear and it's like 101. I even said like we said with Demi Lovato's engagement post. Yeah. We called that. She wrote this long thing and we said the longer the caption on your engagement post the shorter the engagement will last. Some people in my DMs like came at like me and Perry. I mean we're different because like we're on a reality TV show where like I tell you everything about my life but like

When I was dating Perry, I rarely, like, my grid, like, Instagram, I didn't post him because, like, I don't, not because I liked him any less. It was just, like, okay, yeah, like, we're dating, but I don't need to tell you every single thing that happens in my, like, relationship. Like,

I never posted like big long captions or like if it was like a story of him. Well, it's overcompensating. Yeah. Think about your motives for posts. You post a hot photo of yourself for a little affirmation that you look good. Yeah. So why are you posting a photo of you and your man? Right. You need affirmation that people like you two together and you're doing the right thing being together and it brings positivity to your life because you don't get enough of it without the post. And like Travis, we get it. You have sex with Kourtney Kardashian. Like,

everyone who's in relationships like having sex with their boyfriend you know like we all think about it but i also don't want to hate on them because i like no i do love but i just noticed that at first they were super subtle and then now they're like they're in on it i hope they get married i fucking i think they're so dope together i just want courtney to be happy because being a single mom with scott has been fucking hard and i'm sick of the victimization of scott online just stop

Wait, elaborate. I'm just saying people only feel bad for Scott. I don't feel bad for Scott. Look, there's a lot of reasons I feel bad for Scott. Like, like, I think he in his 20s when he was on the show, I think he had like real addiction problems. I think he lost both of his parents like very close together. I think he was thrown into like the Kardashian world, which was probably a lot. So there are a lot of reasons I do feel bad for Scott. But like,

he does it to himself yeah like he does it to himself sometimes also the some not skinny not fat amanda hirsch she posted this old clip of him like basically telling courtney how he likes her skinnier and she was like just like remember like let's not just like right they weren't they weren't that happy and a lot of times and there were definitely issues and it sucks to have a

your baby daddy not be the one I hope they both find happiness I do too okay and my last story is obviously Prince Philip died but like the first thing I thought of was is Meghan Markle going to the funeral she's not because she's pregnant well they said like she's pregnant and she can't travel which like

great excuse like good for her like she's not going and like she can use that but this will be the first time that Prince Harry is returning to the UK and even like seeing his family after the Oprah thing which like could you imagine that

walking in during a few and like seeing all of your family and just being like you know i did a tell-all with fucking oprah winfrey about you guys but like what's up that that's when it's the tiktok where it's like hey how y'all doing hi also for a quick second can we just talk about

The fact that the king or the queen and Prince Philip were like together for like almost 80 years. It's insane. Disgusting. It actually freaks me out. I don't know. I think it like it like for some reason grosses me out.

I mean, I want to know about their love. I want to Oprah tell all on how they've survived all that. I mean, have you watched The Crown? He had affairs all the time. Wow. Oh, this does go back to like how couples sometimes stay together because it's like sneaky. Well, 80 years. 80 years. You want me to sleep with one other person? 80 years. I do think couples stay together too. Like a lot on reality TV, especially if people like Brittany and Jax, where it's like, they need a breakup. They're the worst couple. Like you'll just stay together to be like, shh.

we're going to show people that we're actually a good couple. Not that that's like the royal family, but sometimes like there's additional ways that you stay together. And for them, it was like the system. You can't break the system. I mean, there's obviously no way they were like good couples.

for 80 years. It's just mathematically, it's not computing in my brain. I can't stay with someone for longer than six months. I'm like, oh, you're so annoying, bye. There is a six months. That's a six months when all the reality is hitting and you're like, do I want a deal? It's usually not. Anyhow. Oh, Justin Timberlake's writing a tell-all book. Oh,

And there's a it was a page. I can't believe I forgot this. There is a page six exclusive that the Janet Jackson like wardrobe malfunction. The reason he fucking did it, which I didn't realize this a few months before was the VMAs when Britney Spears kissed Madonna. And that was like all anyone talked about. He wanted to one up it. No. Yeah.

Do you think he's doing this because the internet for like a couple weeks was saying how he's the biggest dick in the world? Probably. Dude, the internet is wild right now. No, the internet is really scary. I'm actually scared about it. Yeah, the internet's really scary.

I mean, I'm very scared of it because people will like see one thing about you or like watch one thing about you and then everyone needs to jump on it and talk about how terrible and horrible you are. Blake Horstman came on Burning in Hell. He's like this hot bachelor guy who people actually said I should hook you up with. He's from California. What's his name? He's tall and really cute. Blake Horstman. He was the finalist on The Bachelorette, but he got this like crazy villain edit where

This girl basically was like, please, can we hook up? And he was like, no. And she was like, please, it's just sex. And he was like, okay. And then he got to the show and she was like, he used me and kept me a secret and like went off. And... Wade is so cute. He is so cute and he's so hot and he's tall. I'm like all for shipping that. We love him. Like we really love Blake. People should listen to the ep because then...

they basically had the girls talking shit about him and then it would just cut to him like throwing the football to make him look douchey and it got so bad that like he was such a villain and the biggest fuck boy in the world and everyone was saying terrible things to him he was like couldn't get out of bed he finally posts the screenshots on instagram of the conversation of her being like please i want you want to come over and he's like no and she's like it's just sex we don't have to tell anyone

oh my god and then he made something that was a comment that was really smart just about like for people who watched reality tv or like the media whoever people are trying to make you hate are not as bad as you think they are and whoever they're trying to make you love is not as good as you think they are and it's not as black as white in any way right i think that's an important mental health moment that's actually so true like yeah

It's the same for like us. Like I can't read people like in my DMs that are like, oh my God, I think like you're my favorite. The same way I can't read people in my DMs being like, you should kill yourself. And I'm like, cool. Thank you. You know, it's like the same thing. I can't take the hype as much as I can't.

read into the bad stuff. My fourth year, like people saw certain things and they were just like so excited about something and then people see a couple of things in a situation this year and then it's like, Hannah's the worst person in the world and it's like, we've all had positive and negative moments. But you are like the worst person in the world. To feel better about myself. With that said, with that said, rip your friends apart and that's our mental health moment. Rip your friends apart because...

A real best friend will shit on you. Yeah. And that is what's important and keep you humble and down to earth and help you, you know, hold yourself accountable for giggling. Thank you for being here with us today. Thank you for our TED talk. Love you guys. Bye.