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Every episode I'm like, oh, we're hilarious. But then the next episode I'm like, oh God, I forgot how to be funny. No, I'm just kidding. Wait, do you ever have, okay, do you want to know my biggest fear? That you forget how to be funny? Yes. Literally one day, like I'm scared one day I'm going to wake up and I'm just going to be like.

Not funny. You just like ran out of jokes. Like you just ran out of your sense of humor. Like I used it all up. You know, like before I met my husband, I used it all up. I'm sorry. I was distracted by Harry in the background right now. Just being regal AF.

Oh, that's Willie. Oh, that's Willie. Harry's sitting next to me. So you guys, go to our Patreon, patreon.com slash giggly squad to watch this. I'm at my parents right now with Harry, Willie, Ragamuffin, Ravioli. They are just enjoying the podcast. They're big Giggly Squad fans. Big gigglers. Also, since we forgot to really promote it last time, our merch has dropped. Yeah. And the feedback on the allegedly sweatshirt...

People love it. It's iconic. The people posting it, also, they already got delivered. They're shipping so fast, so there's still time to get it in time for Christmas. My brother ordered it for...

My brother's a lawyer, so he ordered it for everyone in his office. Like, everyone has an allegedly sweatshirt and, like, notebook and mug. Okay, Gary. Like, the judges in Albany are rocking Giggly Squad allegedly, and I fucking love that. I'm obsessed with that. If I ever get pulled over for a ticket, it's going to be like, allegedly, you listen to Giggly Squad. So...

Here's a quick story. So recently, like I've been going through my DMs and like if they're nice ones, like I try and respond to like a lot of people. But like if they're mean, I like have just not been responding. Like I don't want them to see that. What did you respond before?

I okay. So like two years ago, I would respond and get into like legitimate fights with like robots. You know, like I would just I was off the rails. Then I just like I haven't responded for ever. And now someone DM me and told me that I was a conceited bitch and nobody likes me and I'm no one and I should get a boob job and like all these crazy things. And I messaged her back, Jessica, and I messaged her back and I was just like, Jessica, I

Thank you so much for your kind words. I hope you feel better soon. And she goes, what? Feel better? And I go, obviously, like, you have a lot of mental health issues, and I'm really hoping that you feel better soon. And, like, if you need any help, please don't hesitate to reach out. You're a fucking savage. You not only accused her of being sick, but then you said you will help her through her sickness. You are a savage bitch. Savage, Rae. It's so funny because, yeah, people are like, don't look at the bad messages. But...

You don't know it's a bad message until you read it. Right. And you know how you're like going through your day and at some point you get kind of high on yourself. You're like, oh my God, everyone thought that tweet was so funny. And then someone messaged me yesterday and said, get COVID and die. Oh my God.

That one hurt. That one hurt. If someone says something really stupid, I blow their shit up. Like, someone said that. They said, you look like the stuff inside a toilet, a.k.a. poop. And I was like, yeah, no shit. I know it's inside a toilet. And I, like, reposted it. But, like, get COVID and die. I was like, that's just, like, fucked up. That's aggressive. I think that if you're messaging anyone on Instagram and saying, like, crazy things...

you need clinical help like i think that's crazy yeah but then you wonder is it the people that are like normal that you think are the most normal who are psychotic online like the quiet nice person at the cash register no because i think i'm a pretty normal person in like everyday life never once has it run through my head like you know what i'm gonna dm this person and tell them i fucking hate them well you just turned to your best friend and you were like this person annoys me but

But we went over how to become a troll in, I believe, two episodes ago. So you guys can listen to that. Yeah, to wrap up our mental health moment. We're still talking about it. Is one of my favorite tweets, which is...

If you have to force it, leave it. Oh. Messy buns, morning poops, relationships. If you have to force it, leave it. And just let that shit go. Like, for example, you know in the morning when you're trying to poop and it's just not happening and like you're just hurting your butthole because you're pushing so hard? Wait, have some Chipotle and it will fucking flow later in the day. Drink a coffee.

I have this new thing that I'm going to start implementing that like if I'm mad. OK, not like I mean, this is kind of like a dating rule for everyone. But I feel like I no longer would like tell someone that they upset me or that they like did something. I'm just be like, I'm just less interested. OK, you've been watching Salt Lake City and you're trying to be Lisa.

I actually didn't watch the most recent episode, but I heard it was insane. Okay, I have to watch it too. Did she say she gets less interested? No, but do you remember when she was like, I don't care what you guys think of me, and you just can't win the argument when the person doesn't care? Yeah. But that is what you have to do. Like, if a guy is a type of way, like, don't force it. Literally remove yourself from it. Wow, that's actually a really good mental health moment. I actually really needed that.

that when a guy like tries to like says something that hurts you let the life in your eyes just die and become completely dead in the eye and he can tell that like you are distracted you are over this you're not that same girl two minutes ago who cared about you literally check your phone whenever he talks to you and then go cry in the bathroom by yourself like a normal person

I never show my weakness to guys. That's like my pride. And in the past I've thought like, Oh, if I had told a guy like, no, like I have feelings for you, maybe it would have worked out. But it's like, no, no, no, no, no. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be. And I'm happy that I was prideful and never let a man know that he fucking hurt me. And, but crying is important. That's, that's a perfect segue to our next, um, our next conversation. We've had like 10 within the next, the first eight minutes. Um,

Paige, what advice do you have for a good cry? Okay, so I haven't cried in a really long time. Yeah, because Summer House hasn't aired yet. I actually like the other day I was texting one of my I was texting Dominique and I was like, I just feel like I need like a really good cry.

And Dominique is like the most gorgeous, spiritual centered, like the girl that you're like, she meditates and she's good at it. Literally, you have to follow Dominique on Instagram. Her Instagram is Dom Chacha. And she's been doing all these like meditation. She's like training to be a meditation coach. And she does all these like she's just amazing. She's the one that has that brand three, three, three with the sweatshirt. You guys all love that's like the when you look in the mirror, the sweatshirts like backwards.

Like, the writing on it. So I was just texting her, and I was like, I just need, like, a really good cry. And she was just, like, talking me through everything. And, like, I didn't cry because we were texting. She was like, light a candle. Yeah. Put on some James Blunt. And, like, it's going to be okay. You're beautiful. And then my mom called me, like, ten minutes after. I'm, like, on FaceTime. And she was just like, hey, what's up? And, like, whenever I see my mom's face and I'm upset, I'm like...

what I just need to like cry right now and she's like oh just let it out if you want to cry just have your mom ask you are you okay yeah oh my god it's the only person that if they say are you okay and you're really not you're like and you just opened like the floodgates I don't know what just happened last season when summer house aired when I was like in it was hard it was like a harder season our first season and

But I was like trying to be really tough and I had the weirdest cry because I got in the shower because you know that's when you're like, come on, if you can't cry in the shower, you're a psychopath. So I'm in the shower. I like to start every day with a hot shower and a morning cry. I open my pores in my eyes and my skin. It's an orgasm for your eyes. It really is.

I basically am in the shower and I'm not crying and I start crying because I realize I never let myself cry. And then you have one of those cries where you're crying because you never let yourself cry. And then you just start crying for everything over the last like seven years. And then it feels so fucking good. But then you realize you're going to be swollen and you're going to have to explain to people why you cried and you can't explain to them like I cried because I don't cry. Right. That was one of those like quarantine moments where like

We all got really self-reflective because we had to because we had nowhere else to turn to distract ourselves. I don't know if I. Oh, no, I cried all during quarantine. Yeah. I used to call it. You did. People were like you'd go on the live and people were like, Paige looks high. And it's like, no, I've been crying for 10 hours. Sorry. She's just been crying all day. We're not quite sure what's wrong. I wonder how many calories crying burns. Dude, we should figure that out because that sounds like a great workout.

Crying is so weird. Also crying, like there's something about like crying alone in your apartment, like that you live in by yourself and just like walking around and then like catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and just like, wow, you are so pathetic. Yeah.

Okay, if you don't look at yourself in the mirror when you're crying and make yourself sadder, then you didn't have a good cry. You have to look at yourself in the mirror and look at the pain. I had a boyfriend in like my early 20s who whenever I cried, which was often with him. Let me just point that out.

He would always say, I actually love when you cry because you look so pretty and your eyes get so glassy. And like something happens when I cry, my lips get really swollen. I don't know what it is, but like it is aesthetically very pleasing. Okay, call the police on that man. Yeah, like a full felon. He's like, the only time I can get a boner is when you are so sad you're sobbing. When your moans are from cries. I know.

I'm like, you cheated on me. That's why I'm crying. He's like, no, I know. But like, you're gorgeous. Also, he's like, by the way, I know you hate me, but you're fucking beautiful. I do think the weirdest time I cried was during Toy Story 3.

Interesting. I was in because, you know, Toy Story 3 was later and it was about like the toys. And there was a very like it was like an end of childhood cry where I realized like, wow, my childhood is over. Wow. Do you want to know this? I didn't cry about this, but I had a recent realization of like, wow, I'm I'm not a kid anymore. And I was on TikTok.

And I'm so used to being like a millennial and like us being like the younger generation and like us being like, you know, you guys don't like know about things and like Instagram and doing stories and like,

I physically feel like I can't make a dancing TikTok because people would be like, you're 28. Like, not that I can dance anyway, but like, I want the option to make one. Yeah. But like, we can't. Well, you're not used to being told like, you're not cool if you do this. Yeah. I'm not used to being like, you're...

the adult here like and I'm going to say that Paige and I tried the WAP dance we did it for fun but there was no chance that we're about to be like watch our fucking WAP no chance I had to dislocate my hip flexor you had scars on your knees

Hannah, I had 18 bruises on my legs the next morning. I woke up and counted them. 18. All summer, I just was like an apple, a bruised apple. So recently, I was hanging out with a family friend who has a daughter who is, I believe, 11. And she loves TikTok. She's obsessed with Charli D'Amelio. She has curly hair.

curly red hair oh yeah you told me this and she wants to like she was like i want straight black hair and you were like yeah i don't know like she's just obsessed with it and like instead of talking to the adults like the adult that i am i just was obsessed with making her like me like i just wanted her to think i was cool unlike the other adults like i was like those fucking losers over there

So she finds out that I'm verified on TikTok and like her whole demeanor changed around me. And she was like sucking up to me and like basically wanted me to do a TikTok with her. Oh, my God. I need an 11 year old friend. And she was making me feel young and we do it. And then she's in this group chat with all her friends. Like imagine being 11 and having a phone where you have a group chat with like 10 of your best girlfriends. And what is what is 11 years old in sixth grade? No, like dangerous.

So I joke with her. I go, tell your friends like they can't make eye contact with you anymore because you're like going to blow up on TikTok. She's funny and she laughs and she basically was like, guys, I'm famous on TikTok, like lose my number. So the girls are like laughing at first. But then apparently when I left, she took it too seriously and basically told her friends like like her friends started to get annoyed with her.

because she was like because it kind of it got like 50 000 views and she was like guys like i'm literally famous right now and her friends started to get annoyed then her friends like basically were like we don't want to be your friend anymore stop it and then her mom her mom had to sit her down and be like look hannah's not your friend like hannah doesn't care about you like that like you need to be friends with your real friends and he's 29 29

Hannah was just using you to feel cool on TikTok for a second. And then she had to delete her TikTok because she was like too obsessed with it. So I basically ruined her life. You said before this, like, oh, what should we talk about today? You ruined an 11 year old's life and just like casually forgot to tell me about it.

I saw her like three days ago. It's because you're in such a healthy relationship with your boyfriend that you're like, whose life can I ruin? I don't know. Let's start with children. Like, what? Like, there's no more men for you to ruin. So you're like, I want to go to kids now. The mom literally pulled me aside and was like, I had to tell her that like, you guys aren't like actually friends. And she wasn't really understanding that. And I was like, wait, I really do want to be your friend. No.

But yeah, I hope she's not getting bullied at school. Oh my God. That's so sad. No, because, but think about like an 11 year old, like being famous on social media is like crazy. So the fact that she had like a taste of it, but some people with a little fame that become monsters and maybe now we know, put her in accounting. Put that bitch in accounting. The number one thing I thought about at 11 years old was like how many of my friends phone numbers I could memorize. You know, like that was. Which was zero. Yeah.

I'm like, no, you actually don't know Ashley's phone number. It's 518-588. I just remember being like, I hope I have a sleepover and I hope we can go to the rent to rent a movie. And I hope we pick a good movie. I miss like that. I,

I wish I got excited for anything now as much as I used to get excited for sleepovers in middle school. And then like one person would tell a ghost story and ruin everything. We used to like when whoever would fall asleep. I remember I went to a sleepover and like I fell asleep first, like for the first time ever in my life. And my friends like painted my face, which is like totally normal.

And they painted like another girl's face. And like we both woke up in the morning and was like, ha ha ha. And we're like trying to wash it off. Like wasn't really washing off. My mom came to pick me up and she was like, my mom literally chirped me. She was like, what a loser. You fell asleep first. And the other girl's mom, whose like face got painted, was livid and was like yelling at the girl who hosted and was like, how dare you do that to my daughter? And like.

And like they got into like a big fight like the moms and like the girls and me and my mom were just like chilling like standing like. You have a mustache on your face and you're just like can I go home? I want some chocolate milk. Yeah I'm like wait I don't want to be here anymore. Do you remember how like prank calling was the most fun thing to do? Yes I feel like I've like prank phone called someone recently. I

I feel like you're the queen of prank phone calling because you do that amazing British accent. I used to prank phone call everyone in high school when we would have sleepovers. And then people would be like, we know it was you. And we'd be like, what? No. We would never admit it. Never once admitted it. Everyone that went to Niskayuna High School just know that I was prank phone calling. She finally admits it after all these years, even though everyone knew her number and it came up as Paige. No, I'm just kidding. Start, what is it, 8969? Yeah.

i would just go like hey it's domino's pizza and they'd be like what and i'd be like gotcha one of my girlfriends used to call radio stations and we would prank phone call radio stations like why those poor people are just trying to do their fucking job they're probably like these fucking kids we were in like feed their family and you're fucking with them yeah i don't know that was fun i forgot about that we should bring that back to like adult life

Yeah, I think we should do some prank calling on Giggly Squad. If you guys think so, leave us a five-star review and tell us why. No, for real. If you guys love Giggly Squad, subscribe, rate, review, swipe the fuck up. We have to go to Front Page News a little early because we have a heavy show today. Okay, let's do Front Page News. I love how you have to get physically like change your position. Yeah, I have to get physically ready. It's Front Page News time. Cue the typing.

Okay, my first story. Larissa Pippen is 46, and she's seen out with Malik Beasley, who's 24. They were seen out in Miami on November 23rd. Surprising fans because, well, you guessed it, Beasley's married. His wife, just as shocked as everyone else.

Now, that age, we talked about age a lot last episode. That age difference is wild. It's wild because he's a, first of all, the fact that he's married at 24, is he like super religious? I don't know. I don't know. It's crazy. He plays for the Minnesota Timberwolves. I love a moment of just like fucking around with a hot guy in his 20s. Love that.

But I feel like, especially because she's already in the industry of NBA, because if you don't know, she was married to Scottie Pippen, who's one of the best basketball players of all time. It's just, like, it's basically like, yeah, if I date a comic and then, like, break up and then date every comic that he knows, it's, like, literally a knife in his heart. Right. Yeah.

She also, didn't she cheat on Scottie Pippen? She cheated on Scottie Pippen with Future. And then Scottie Pippen found out and was like, we're getting a divorce. And then they never ended up getting a divorce. He got her a $4 million ring. Yeah, so that's the tea. Then she ended up cheating on him again with Future. And then Scottie was finally like, okay. Where was Ciara during this?

I think they were already done. Okay. Also, Future's hot. I just have to say. Future is really hot. I feel like he's tall. So the craziest part is that Larsa and Scotty have a bunch of kids together. I think like five or six. But their son is a freshman at Vanderbilt. He's 20 years old. Yep.

Playing basketball. Playing basketball. And all of these people have been tweeting at him like, this must be really hard for you. Like seeing your mom out there, like keep your head in the game. Like you can only worry about yourself. He's been like publicly liking all of those tweets. Basically being like, no, I know my mom's a hoe, but like there's nothing I can do about it.

And like how embarrassing for him. Well, Larsa also, she's been on Real Housewives of Miami. She's been all over the place for no reason in the Kardashians. She also was recently on Selling Sunset. Yup. She is like thirsty. And then this guy's wife, um,

put on her Instagram story. Wow. I don't even know this man. This is wild. Y'all I'm seeing it for the first time. Just like y'all. Could you imagine like seeing your husband cheating on, I think they have a child together too. Seeing him cheat on you like publicly on Instagram.

Is he an idiot or like he also commented on one of her Instagram posts like before they were spotted out and said, I just want to take you on a date and treat you like a queen. No. Yeah. The blatant disrespect. No, it's crazy. I think she's wild. This reminds me of Potomac where Robin Dixon.

Was married to Juan Dixon, who was a basketball player. Basically, they were like high school sweethearts. They got married. And then he basically cheated on her while she had little kids, got divorced. And now, like 10 years later, he's proposing again. Because men have the brains of people.

Okay. I'm going to have peanut brains. They might become walnuts one day, but still, there's not much going on. Guys are so much more insecure than girls. I don't care. I said it. They really are. And so like if they don't feel like they're good enough...

they need like outside validation. So Juan is now, I feel like he's probably at an age now where he's like secure with himself. He feels like his own man. Yeah. Well, I think he was not giving her attention, so she closed off. So then instead of working on it, they get like, well, fuck you. And they start getting like, he said he was romantically involved with people. Like it wasn't just about sex. But I want to understand the concept of cheating. Not that you like know that much about cheating, but...

I just want to talk about it because I'll sit down sometimes and try to understand like

why do people cheat like if i as a girl were more emotional so like if i have feelings for someone else i feel like you're not my mans so why would i cheat and then try to still make it work with you don't you just live with guilt like why don't you just break up okay is it because like if what i'm just gonna say i have cheated before i have cheated before i had a

He would do some of the most insane things to me like the craziest things like he would literally leave clubs With other girls like I would watch him walk out like holding a girl's hand like it was insanity But you're like I was in my early 20s the toxicity of our relationship Was so enthralling and like it was like a drug like when we were obsessed with each other We were obsessed with each other and when we would fight like shit would get crazy and

I would like show up to his apartment and just like unannounced and just like open the door and be like, what are you doing? And like, it was just, I was crazy. And he's like making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I thought you were going to say, I just walk into his apartment with another guy and suck his dick on his bed. I'd be like, damn. So he would like never admit it that he was cheating on me. But there was like multiple times where I was like, I have hard evidence. Like I would go through his phone and I was like, okay, like no, you're cheating on me.

So then I would like go out by myself with my girlfriends. And if some guy is like showing me attention and like wants to flirt with me, I'm like, why am I standing here and being loyal when like this guy is like out here doing whatever he wants, trying to find his next. It becomes like a part of it's a game of the relationship. It's like who's better, who can get someone better. This is a great example of how like relationships have boundaries. And like, you know, when someone starts like confessing,

cursing someone out in a relationship and then you're like oh that's what we do so then you start cursing him out and the next thing you know you're cursing each other all the time right where it's like someone cheats and it's like oh is that what we do right us and i feel like you don't really learn those boundaries like i certainly didn't learn those boundaries until i was like 25 where i was like okay i'm in a real relationship and like we don't yell at each other anymore and we're not gonna run out which makes sense because you didn't know like what you stood for and like what you deserved oh

Also, at what point were you like, we should break up because it's bad? Like, why couldn't you just have like fiery sex with him? Like, why'd you have to have a relationship? I don't even realize.

like what the moment was that was like we should like not be together this is crazy talk i think i had just like gotten fed up and then like yeah obviously we would like randomly hook up but like we never got back together yeah i do think that men and women cheat for different reasons yeah it was almost like i did it back to him to prove to him like hey i'm

People like me too, bro. But I feel like if I dove really deep into that, it was really from my own insecurity that I was like, wait, do people like me? I need to prove that. Yeah, it all stems from insecurity and not feeling whole. And if you were using your significant other to feel whole and they're not giving you that, which you can't get from them anyway, you're going to get it in other places. Someone said a pretty controversial statement before. I don't know where it's from.

But, you know, we just take in information from sketchy places all the time. It's alleged, but someone said it's way worse when a girl cheats on a guy because when a girl cheats on a guy, it's emotional. When a guy cheats, it's just for sex. I disagree. I disagree. I disagree wholeheartedly. I think it could be either for either people. Well, you know, when some guys just like what I think is as bad is like guys who emotionally cheat, like guys who would just like get in a...

Exactly. Okay. Would you rather have your boyfriend cheat on you and have sex with someone and be like, that was like a random hooker or never have had sex with someone, but like, like some girl, a thousand percent. I'd rather him have a drunk hookup a thousand percent. I'd rather him be Tom Schwartz and black out and have like a moment. Um, because a guy like emotionally, um,

making women feel special when he's mine no no no no no a woman like getting his dick for a second but also like i don't this like actually makes me feel sick because i don't fuck with that stuff you don't fuck with cheating yeah like i can't live i i am actually a big romantic in a way that i'm like when i find my person yeah

There is no bullshit. Like we work through all the hard times. I totally agree with that. And like you can't be living with the anxiety of that. And there's two types of men. There's men who you feel insecure about because you know what they're capable of or guys that make you feel secure. It's such a crazy difference from like dating someone where you're like,

Who are they following on Instagram? Did they like this picture? Like, who do you think they're texting? What's going on? Also, the time you're taking checking a guy's Instagram or trying to figure out when you can look at his phone is time that you should be actually like getting to know who he is and understanding how his brain works and falling in love with him. Right. Which reminds me of something random I watched on TV. Sorry, I don't have my sources. So it's just alleged. But they said that if you meet someone.

you need to actually if you like connect with someone on a dating app or like on instagram you have to meet them on in under 21 days or you will have too much of an image in your head of what they are that they will never live up to it's like a rule that someone said like that's why when you connect with someone on a dating app try to meet them asap because the more you make up in your head what they are which is completely natural the less it'll be accurate and your brain will like

Be like, this is not connecting. Also, fun fact, this is like a dating coach. I was watching a stupid dating show that I don't remember the name of. But they said when someone sits down, they notice three things immediately. Your teeth, your grammar, and your self-confidence. Wow.

What do you think about that? Do you agree or disagree? I think it's spot on. I think it's spot on. Well, that's why we both have Invisalign right now. Honestly, the first thing I notice about a guy is their swag. Like, I notice the way they walk into a room. I notice the way they sit down at a dinner table. Like, the way he sits. I'm like, oh. So, anyone listening, you need to get your self-confidence up.

To a T. You need to be fucking feeling yourself. I always say I imagine myself in like the hottest photo I've ever taken. That's just how I look always. Like I just sit down and I'm like, this is how I look. I like saw this thing that it was like, if you walk into a room and in your head you think, I'm the hottest girl in this room. Other people will just not, even if you're not, like,

other people will naturally think like she's the hottest girl in this room like I want to talk to her so I'm gonna try it but also think about like when you're in a circle of people and there's like a gorgeous girl but like you can tell she's like uncomfortable in the clothes she's in or like she's like upset about something but then you see a girl who like you wouldn't be like oh she's so hot but who is just

owning the room or like who just seems so happy and you just find her like so pretty and you start being like oh my god I want to be her friend yeah like I'm obsessed with her and then when they say grammar it's true like if someone's like stupid you're just like not gonna be turned on so like be that witty bitch yeah like if they talk like a little kid you're like so but I think when they mean my grammar is like your wit and you don't have to be like using big words and shit because we don't know big words

But we just talk really fast. There's also subtle things that guys do that aren't normally hot, but it's hot. It's not like... Okay, when a guy's wearing a hat forward and then he just picks it up and flips it back, turns it around, I'll melt. I will literally melt. Okay, now we're going backwards. That's you being like, do I like him or does he just...

swiftly move his hat backwards. When you're in a car and they put their hand on the passenger seat to turn in parallel parking, I don't know what it is, but it's the most attractive thing ever. When he gets it on the first try...

no I can't you know what I love when a guy orders for you at dinner like when he asks you like what are you gonna get and you say it and then the waiter comes over and he says she's gonna have the I'm I don't know why but that melts me I like that however if you just order for me that's a no from me dog I hate that I love that oh no I hate that because I'm like first of all

No. I know exactly what I want. Well, if it's just the two of you and he's like, she's going to have the salmon, I'm going to be like, fuck off. Yeah. But if it's like a table of people and he's like, I got this. Like, I'll just do the order. I love that. Well, if it's a family meal, then we love that. When he's like, look, I know what to get at this place. I'm like, ooh. But then you're also like, how many bitches have you brought here? Is this your spot? I also like when they take the aux cord and they're like, oh, I'll do it. Like, I got the music. I'm like, ooh.

We're like, I'm actually horny right now. When a guy clenches his jaw and you see them like just a little muscle. When a guy sits and like is hunched over and puts like both his arms on his knees and is like texting. Dude, I don't know why, but I find that so hot.

When a guy looks at his phone and it's like blowing up with stuff and then he just doesn't look at it and puts it back and then looks at you. Yes. And then like turns to you and it's like, what's up? When a guy says what's up and nods his head off, I'm like, I will date you right now. Oh, so you know what I love? I love when a guy and a girl.

just like lets out a laugh that's like not restricted or like you know when they just let it out like as people laugh shame you like it's like or people are told like oh like just giggle no like fucking when a guy just bought like bust out laughing i'm like he's confident in himself i love that i really need more attention we do this for the next 30 minutes when a guy

guy just like you know takes his food and like puts it into his mouth and then chews it and oh my god we've set the bar so low i literally said i will date you if you turn your hat from forwards to backwards like at what age does a guy stop wearing his hat backwards there's a time and place there's a time and place there's a time and place and okay also when a guy takes over the grill yeah

I love that. That's like a little bit more dad vibes. Like I'm not. I'm very into dad vibes right now. Yeah, you're very into that right now. I'm more into like low key, sees you across the room, like nods. I posted a video of Des and some girl messaged me the funniest thing. They were like, he looks exactly like the hot dad you babysit his kids for. And when he comes in, you get nervous around him. Yes, yes.

Oh my God. Oh my God. My friend used to babysit in high school for this family and I would literally go with her to her babysitting jobs. I wasn't getting paid. I was like, Stephanie, can I come with you? And we would sit and like, wait for this. You're a terrible business woman. She's like, so you're, I'm like, mom, I got to go babysit. She's like, but you don't get paid. I'm like, mom, I'm a working woman. Um,

And this couple would come home and let me tell you, the husband, oh my God, he was like a former model, like a legitimate model. And we would just stare at him and his wife would be like, no, I know. I actually do love, I love when girls think my guy's hot. Me too. But you don't want a guy that's hotter than you. See, I like having guys who are way hotter than me. No, I can't. I can't.

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I hate to say that we manifested this. I hate to say it. Hate to see it. Hate to say it. Manifestation. We are very powerful. And I think we were a little too strong on this one. Yeah. We called it. If we collectively feel something and we manifest it, it's not great. It's not great. We can hurt people sometimes. People can be hurt. Do you think she's going to go to jail? Like what's. I don't know. Explain what happened for the gigglers who don't know. Okay. So here's what happened.

Erica and Tom Girardi, first of all, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is filming right now. I think they are on a break, though, because Kyle, Kathy, and Dorit all have COVID. So they're filming, and Erica files for divorce. And it was like, I mean, it was out of nowhere. They've been married for over 20 years.

We were like, why wouldn't you just wait for him to die? Like, it didn't make sense. Right, like, this is crazy. Like, he's in his 80s, whatever. Then it turns out, so then Hannah and I were talking, and we were like, maybe they're hiding their assets because he would have to pay her, or, like, maybe something's happening, whatever. It turns out that this story is actually a lot sadder than, like, originally. Let me just read this so that you, like, can understand. Okay. Okay.

So her and her husband are being sued by a class action firm on behalf of a number of Boeing plane crash victims for allegedly embezzling settlement funds that were meant to help the victims of this air flight.

So basically Tom was helping these people get like a settlement from this plane crash. These families of people that died never gave it to them, embezzled it, and now is trying to shift it with like his divorce to like hide certain assets and money. So they're being sued. Do I think that they would go to jail? I don't know. I think it would probably depend on like the sum of money, like how high it is. I don't know. I'm also not a lawyer. Yeah.

But that's like disgusting. No, that's like some shady shit. What? It sounds like Tom is like a real...

Shadester? Yeah, Shadester. Because it also says that he always... This is actually the definition of Shadester. Shadester. It says that he always owes people money. So he's always doing like the next thing to pay like previous people. So he's a con man. Con man. And that she has like such an expensive life and they're always like kind of like keeping up with the Jones type people. And she says like she spends $40,000 a month. Which is insane to me.

Yeah, $40,000 on Glam a month. Yeah. I would love to get a list of all the housewives that are in debt because, like, there's rumors that, like, Karen Huger is just, like, has no money. There's rumors, you know, a lot of them rent their houses. Yeah.

This is all alleged, but like a lot of them... That makes me anxious. Debt makes me really anxious. Yeah. And because... I don't know. It's just... It's hard because they want to look so great for TV that they will like go in debt. I mean, Dorit also. There's all those rumors that they're like fucked up. Let's talk about this for a second. I have had... Okay. So when we were filming Summer House, whatever, we had filmed in my studio apartment, which I'm in right now and I fucking love it.

Do you know how many people DM'd me

like, oh my God, like you're so gross. You live in like a disgusting studio apartment. And I was like, first of all, I'm in my twenties. I pay my own rent and I live by myself. And like, I fucking love this apartment. And like, how dare you? So I like totally understand that there's like, and it's probably so much more intense for housewives that they want to put on this like persona and facade where I'm just like,

This is my closet that I live in. I don't know if people watch OC, but the whole storyline is Gina owns a house. She has like six kids and it's like a three bedroom or something. And that Bronwyn and Shannon were talking about how it's sad. How our house is sad. Who gives a shit? And then she basically was like, bitch, I own this house. I'm going through some struggles. I got a divorce and decided not to take any of his money. Unlike you guys. I mean, they're all going through divorces and fighting over the money. Speaking of...

I just Real Housewives of Atlanta is airing and like Kenya is getting a divorce and she didn't sign a prenup and like he wants her assets and shit. So that's insane. It's so funny how the housewives now have these husbands who are like fighting for their fucking assets. I have always said this is an interesting topic that I don't think we've ever talked about. No. Are you going to sign a prenup? Great question because I actually didn't fully understand what a prenup was. I still don't fully understand it.

I like I definitely want one. But basically it's like before you get married, you decide what assets like you cannot you're not going to give. It's basically like any money I made before we got married. You are not entitled to anything of it. Yeah. And but it's also like if I'm not giving you money off of shit like I did that you had nothing to do with. But Paige, Paige, you have six dollars. I'm just kidding.

No, like so valid. So valid. She's like, do you know how many clothes I have? And the guy's like, I'm not taking your Forever 21 clothes. She goes, if we get married, you cannot touch any of my boots. I have one pair of designer sunglasses and you shall not have them. No, but also like I don't want my husband to think like I'm out here just trying to like marry him. When you get married, are you just going to merge your finances? Like have a joint checking account?

yeah like are you just all the money you've made just be like okay it's ours no i don't think so don't people do that i think people have joint checking accounts yeah i think that's like what you do when you get married i don't really know i want to have like my own checking account i want him to have his own and then like i want to have like a joint one for like our normal stuff actually do i want him to have his own

i don't know that's something we'll think about and talk about because like what if he's like getting hookers with his other account i'm like i've recently been talking to my mom about this because i was like wait mom can you explain this stuff because as we're becoming adults we're making money yeah i mean part of me is like i don't want to just chuck it into like his shit and then yeah who knows i'll then i'll start being i'm like cheap

And I'm like, why did you need a sandwich and chips? Why did you just get a sandwich, you fucking fat fuck? And, like, God forbid something happens and you have to leave in the middle of the night. Like, he goes gluten-free. And you're like, I'm moving. Like, I need to have my own doll hairs, you know? Oh, my God, yeah. Like, what if he decides he wants to grow a mullet one day and then you realize you have to escape out of the country? Right, like, you don't know what could happen.

Okay, so anyway, moral of the story is we're signing prenups for $10. We'll have Gary write our prenups and like if they ever cheat on us, it was like, prenup is null. You owe us everything. Thank you. Bye. Okay, our next story. We have a lot of like house. I love when Front Page News is like Bravo based. Bravo centric. I also think there should be a Bravo show that is purely about divorces. Like just show all the drama. I mean, it's pretty dark.

Also, someone said something funny about Salt Lake City, how there should be a show called Family Jewels. I think it was like a Bravo meme account that said it. It's like best of Bravo, I think. Family Jewels about Meredith and her company and her family and Brooks.

no no because her company's like successful i think i heard of it before they don't get a spin-off off after season one like it's a travesty okay so my next story is about bronwyn from the oc hannah loves this story she's very excited about it well bronwyn is having a train wreck of a season and like i know that it's gonna happen to me it probably happened to you but like she's having one of those seasons that she cannot stop crying she basically is becoming sober but like wasn't

Didn't want to tell people She was an alcoholic And then the way she did it Was messy And then she was just Mean to everyone And her excuse was like Cause she's going through it And people were like Okay Like you want to feel bad for her But then she'll be like Lemonade boy Right And like You're like I want to root for you

We were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you. And then Kelly Dodd just went on Watch What Happens Live, and she's super controversial. I didn't watch it yet, but she apparently blatantly was like... I watched some of it. She blatantly said that Bronwyn's whole sober thing is fake for a storyline. What did you hear? She's saying that she... She basically said she's trying to get a spinoff, and everything she does is for the cameras.

But what's hard is that Bronwyn, she's kind of new. Like she's just been in the game for one year. And it's like, then also, so yeah, tell me what happens. So this is what happened. She came out yesterday, Wednesday. So yesterday as being gay.

A lesbian. A lesbian. Full lesbian. She had recently said that she was bisexual. Now she's full lesbian. But maybe she didn't get the press she wanted from the bisexual. I don't know. See, that's like so interesting because I feel like if people are coming out and saying I'm bisexual, that's like a very...

Dude, that's like a big thing. That's yeah. Thought about that for a while on how you're going to tell people you felt like that for even longer. Especially when you're married. It's like, wasn't Kelly Cuoco? No. Julianne Hough's husband was like, I need to explore my sexuality. Oh, that was like a whole different thing. He was like, that doesn't mean like I'm gay, but like I want to explore. And everyone was like, no.

Sorry, you need to find more vagina. He was like, no, like with my wife. And she was just like, what? Anyway, then why did you move out of the house? Like what's going on here? So Bronwyn says she's a lesbian. And there's like if there was a clause in her prenup, like if eventually you are gay and you leave me.

I could just imagine your mom being like, I knew he was gay the whole time. Oh my God. My mom said it all the time. He wants to leave you, he's gay. Every single boyfriend I've ever had, I'm so sorry, but my mom at one point has thought that you were gay. So.

take that and do with it what you want he doesn't text you back she's like he's gay a thousand percent she's either like he doesn't like you why would you even like him and also he's probably gay but the funny thing is that the drama was that it was rumored that bronwyn's husband was gay and her whole thing is like he's not gay i'm gay but it's what's what's weird okay it's very hard to tell like if someone's gay or not whatever it's very confusing but like

My gaydar never went off with Bronwyn. And I'm very bad at seeing if girls are lesbians. Like, I'm terrible at it. I'm better with guys. But like, I never had a lesbian dar for her.

I feel like I'm not good at telling if a girl is a lesbian either. I feel like I'm good at telling if a guy is gay. You're good at telling if a girl has good style. That's about it. One time I was at a club and a girl was like massaging me and like asked me to go home with her. And my boyfriend was like, she wanted to like sleep with you. I go, she wasn't gay. He goes, she literally said, I want to make out with you. And I was like, no, she was friendly. You'll say that all the time. So I could see how it could be confusing. What are you talking about?

Anyway. But the Bronwyn thing, there's definitely weird energy around it. And I'm totally like so supportive of anyone coming out, obviously. It's just like I've heard a lot of things in the community of just like questioning her decisions. So she comes out on Wednesday and simultaneously also posts a picture of her girlfriend. Her girlfriend's name is Chris with a K. And she's staying married to her husband. They've been married for 20 years.

And then he posted a picture of her and was like, I am so proud of you and I support you and everything. He's met her. So she's like all hung out. You're married to a girl who's not attracted to your penis. Correct. And has another girlfriend. What? How fulfilling is that for him? Right. Then there was something that it was like he might take a job opportunity in New York. And it's like, well, yeah.

Yeah. You should go. Your wife doesn't want to have sex with you anymore. Like this. There's a point of like a beautiful partnership and being there for the kids. But at some point, like find the love of your life. I mean, why are you staying married? It's getting quite. That's called you have a best friend, maybe. Right.

Also, like, we don't love his necklace game. I just have to put that out there. Oh, God, no. I mean, the whole OC, it was actually really funny. You know how scared I am of Kelly Dodd. When I was watching Housewives last night, she was on with, what's the blonde on Salt Lake City? I always forget her name. Oh, Heather? No, the other one. No, Heather.

She's so cute. Yeah, Julia or something. Something, whatever. She's like adorable and she kind of looks like Southern Charm. Yes. What's her name? Madison. Madison. Right? Doesn't she kind of? Anyway. Anyway.

So Kelly had said to this girl, the Salt Lake City housewife, like, oh, my God, like your fashion, like the Salt Lake City fashion is so good. And like it is the Salt Lake City fashion. They like show the fuck up. Yeah. And like, like, oh, see, I actually can't look at their outfits. I can't look at them and I can't look at Potomac's outfits. Who's worse? Potomac.

It's so funny Because obviously I'm very close with Giselle Giselle actually Just recorded A Birding in Hell episode We love Giselle She gets shat on Yeah For her fashion Every episode And part of me Wants to be like Guys You can't call the kettle black Like I But also Giselle Wears fucking Gucci Like she Yeah Giselle I think

You never once see Giselle And go She doesn't look good Like she's a Barbie doll No she's stunning She could wear a brown paper bag And look amazing She could wear a brown paper bag And also like She's consistent with her style Like she knows she's gonna Do something with bling And you know If I have always said this If you like something And you feel good in it And it's not in style Who cares Wear it There's so many things That I've worn That people are like That's disgusting And I'm like I don't care though Because I really liked it Literally everything I wear You say is disgusting And I'm like Crying myself to sleep Yeah

No, but I'm just saying, Giselle, we stan you. We love you. But yeah, OC. Oh, my God. I actually love Gina, but her hair. No, I can't. No, I can't. People are now doing memes of like the front of her hair versus the back of her hair. But like she's one of those where her personality is so good that like I forget. Like I totally look. There's something weird about being on reality TV where it's just like,

Yeah, like you're being yourself. Like, so be yourself. Whatever. But then there is like a part in your brain that's like, oh, but like I am on national television. So like maybe I'll... I do my nails now. Yeah, you do your nails now. I got my nails done yesterday. They look gorgeous. Oh my God. Nail pick. Nail pick.

But yeah, Gina is one of those people. Part of me is like, maybe she's like, this is me. Fuck it. And I respect that. But I do tell. Yeah. I mean, do whatever you want, you know? I mean, I have, I have changed visually. I do Invisalign now. Yeah. I've changed. It's, it's even like a subtle thing. Like me and you don't go under the knife. That's not our thing right now. However, you know that we're like, we got to do this.

We got to take care of, you know, our skin. Yeah, absolutely. There will definitely be a day where I'm like, this is where I get my Botox done now. Like, and I can't wait to tell you all like who I find. There'll definitely be a day I'm going to show up and people are not going to recognize my face. A thousand percent. A thousand percent.

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Terms and conditions apply. Okay, so Chris Shell. Chris Shell is really good at staying in the news. Yeah, it's very interesting. Appears to be dating Dancing with the Stars pro, and I don't really know how to say his name, K-E-O, Keo?

Keough. Okay. Okay. Who was paired with Anne Hesh. And which is crazy because people thought that she was the reason that her partner and his wife got. Yes. Gleb. Gleb. Divorced. Mm-hmm.

And he posted, Keo posted a picture on Instagram with the heart emoji and like a picture of them kissing. He's 31 and she's 39. And I love that. I love that. That's an example of she's older, he's younger, but they can totally work. Perfect. My thing is, you know that she was like, okay.

How are we going to show the world? And this is not a bad thing. Once you're in the public eye, when you want to make it public. How are we going to twist this? She definitely was like, I'm going to post it on your profile. Yeah. So that there's people have to kind of search for it. And it looks like we're like kind of hiding it and we're just going to put a heart. So it's a little mysterious. Like that's not a man's thought. That whole thing was not a man's like. Not at all. Do you know how many times I've been out with like my guy friends and I'm like, can you just put your wrist down?

Because I want someone to think that I'm...

I have other suitors. You're my hot guy, friends. I just put in my stories all the time. People are like, oh my God, you have so many boyfriends. And I'm like, I literally hate them all. I'm like, I just want one person to watch my Instagram story and think that we're a thing. Okay? You literally just poured two glasses of wine when you're alone and just Instagram would be like, night, nighttime, nighttime talks. Nighttime vibes. Nighttime vibes. Just like in my apartment. Staying home tonight. Sunday night vibes. Okay.

If you guys see me posting wine glasses this Sunday night and it's just two, they're both for me. Just know that. Yeah. Do you remember when Kristen Cavalieri's best friend who was rumored to hook up with Jay Cutler posted...

Oh, my God. I forgot about that story. Wait, there's another story, Hannah. There's an update? That he was seen out with the redhead. Oh, yeah. From the show. Yes. But, like, and they posted it on Instagram, but there was, like, a third guy in it. I feel like she got kicked out of the show because she was getting a little too much fame from it. And Kristen was like, this is my show. Because she was, like, very likable and outgoing. Yeah.

So maybe she hates Kristen. It was just like a nudge at her. I mean, she probably does. But I was saying Kristen's ex-best friend posted her new man with the same bracelet that Jay Cutler had and the internet fucking lost it. And she let the internet go off like as long until it died to them be like, no, it's not him. And we're all like,

thanks, we have nothing better to do in quarantine, but go fucking berserk for no reason. But like get your 15 minutes, you know, I get it. Like sometimes I respect it. It's a thin line between thirsty and well done. Right. I feel like people thought that I was trying to do that with Perry, but like I really wasn't. Like I just wasn't ready to.

Like, in my own brain. Like, I wasn't ready to be, like, oh, we're, like, broken up. So I got nervous that people were thinking, like, oh, she's just, like, doing this as a publicity thing. Like, no, I really just, like, didn't want to say anything yet. And if I'm going to talk about it, I want to talk about it with my best friend, you know? A hundo pee. But I'm happy that Chrishell has found someone.

Because I didn't like that her being single, they were just putting her on like any guy who got a divorce that she was around. Like, oh, she's having an affair with him. And they look cute together. I just hope that she's happy. She's also lost so much weight from the breakup. And part of it is like she's sick. But then part of it's maybe just like doing Dancing with the Stars. I'm going to tell you something. The breakup diet is my favorite.

Never in my lifetime. I mean, I'm like off of it now, which is so sad. But like September, October, dude, if you saw me out, I was...

so fit and a twig. So what's happening right now is the shows that are airing like Southern charm, Atlanta now OC it's at the point. It's very interesting with Bravo that now Corona is hitting. Yeah. So like they're finally it's Corona time. You're seeing like the Lana housewives. They're all like, I've gained all this weight. Yeah. And like you,

and part of me thought that it wasn't going to be fun because it's like, we're supposed to feel like it's an escape watching Bravo. But part of me actually, when I started watching it started to feel like, you know what? Like this is what life is. It was almost weird to see them not like having masks on. Yeah. Just hugging people. It made me uncomfortable. Like watching TV. Sometimes I'm like, Oh my God, are they like going to make out? They don't have a mask. I know. I'm like, no, no, no. Don't go into that crowd. Oh God. Wash your hands.

Oh my gosh. So anyway, it's going to be interesting. Like also diet wise, like I need to stop eating so much, but it's just so fun. It's the winter. It's quarantine. I just want to get a fancy. I just need to not eat as badly as I eat. Like I need to just eat a little bit healthier. You need to like put a tiny effort into eating healthy and you'll be fine. And like stop eating after midnight. Dude, that's my time though.

I was up till 4 a.m. the other night and I was just sitting in my bed, full lights on, watching TV, scrolling TikTok. There's this candy that is my favorite candy. It's called Sour Skeddy. And...

And it's these little like strips and they're sour. And I ate the like half the bag and it was just, but I was like, this is my time. Like no one's emailing me. Nobody wants anything from me. Like I don't care. Paige, I literally freaked out. You know, when you have those freak outs where I basically like couldn't stop farting and they were like bad farts. They were hot farts. And I, and I like gained some weight and I convinced myself that I had like one of those gut problems. Oh God. You know, everyone's like, you need a healthy gut. So I ordered like six,

gut cookbooks on how to cure your gut all the recipes are shit yeah and then i ordered all those like miracle noodles that are like zero calorie noodles that taste like water to which my mom was like throw that all away she's like just stop eating till you're sick my mom is right though because i was like there's a thing called it is you eat mexican food every single day of your life yeah literally she's like stop eating mexican and spaghetti bolognese

And penne al vodka. I know. We really do. We eat. We eat really bad. I wish that was something we could do. Anyone who's like Googling like crazy diets or like trying to. No. Just listen to your body. My mom's like. Just take a probiotic. Take a probiotic. And just stop overeating. And this is going to sound crazy, but you just have to chew more. Like think how often you actually chew. Like I deep throat my food. Like they say if you chew more, it helps with your digestion. Yeah.

Interesting. One of this book, this book was so funny. I was reading it and they were like, this is what you have to do. When you see your food, you have to first breathe. And I'm like, I just paid $23 for this bitch to tell me to breathe before I eat. No, no. So anyway, my mom literally was just like, eat till you're full and then work out sometimes. Here's the other thing that's like an intimate moment. If you feel comfortable enough with someone to like house you,

like a burger or something you like them well that's the problem right now yeah i'm in a very enabling situation we're like you know it's like me and you when we're together we're like what we're so happy we're like what's the only thing that can make this better and we're like case itself and you're like yes you are a bird and you'll have like four bites and i will eat mine and yours

But your stomach is small, so you're full the same amount of full as I am. See, I will eat, and then I will take a break, and then I'll eat the rest of it. You do it all in one shot, and then you're done. And then I'm sick for like six hours. Yeah. Yeah, like you'll get hungry later, and I'm like, I can't even open my eyes. Hannah and I living together after eating, both eating Mexican, is like the funniest thing ever because it's like, are you going to go to the bathroom? It's like, well, I'm not ready yet. Are you? It's like, yeah, I'm going to go now. Yeah.

It's a war zone. It's a war zone. Like, we just destroy our bodies. And honestly, sometimes diarrhea is good for you. Do we have any other front page news? No.

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