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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses

2024/12/17
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一个在网络上表现活跃且具有复杂心理状态的个体。
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Paige: 我和我的猫Daphne的相处经历让我意识到宠物也可能会有情绪问题,需要我们去理解和关注。同时,我也分享了我对职场中女性困境的看法,以及女性在工作与生活之间平衡的挑战。我曾经遇到过一位非常好的女老板,她的行为也影响着我现在的管理方式。 我与我的合伙人Hannah一起经营播客,我们互相支持,但也会保持一定的距离,避免过度依赖。在感情方面,我曾经不自觉地模仿男性的行为模式,这让我感到不安。 在生活中,我也会遇到一些让我感到焦虑和压力的事情,比如家里的水管爆裂,以及工作上的突发状况。但我也会从这些经历中学习和成长。 Hannah: 我分享了我与宠物相处的一些经验,以及我对宠物沟通师这个职业的看法。我认为宠物沟通师是一个很有趣的职业,因为他们不需要事实核查,可以凭感觉说话。 我也谈到了我对职场中女性的看法,以及我对Matilda Jerf事件的看法。我认为Matilda Jerf的行为是不可取的,员工们冒着风险揭露她的恶劣行为是值得敬佩的。 在节目中,我还分享了我对一些社会现象的看法,比如男性在体育博彩中的行为,以及女性在社会中所面临的压力。

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Why did Daphne, the cat, pee on the bed?

Daphne may have been upset about something, possibly due to a dirty litter box or a change in her environment. Cats can also act out when they feel stressed or want attention.

What is Jackson Galaxy's role in dealing with problematic cats?

Jackson Galaxy is known as the 'Gordon Ramsey of cats.' He helps owners understand and fix their cats' behavioral issues by identifying what the cat is upset about and then implementing solutions.

What did the pet psychic reveal about Butter, the cat?

The pet psychic said Butter is sarcastic and funny, thinks Clyde (another cat) is fat, and predicted that Clyde had a stomach issue, which was later confirmed by a vet.

Why do the hosts support pet psychics?

They support pet psychics because they find the profession fascinating and believe it’s a unique talent that requires a special skill set, even if it’s not fact-checked.

What scandal involving Matilda Jerf was discussed?

Matilda Jerf was accused of creating a toxic work environment, including having a favorite toilet for her favorite employees and making others clean it. Employees also described poor working conditions.

How did Demi Lovato's experience as a child star affect her relationships?

Demi Lovato's fame caused a disconnect with her old friends, who felt intimidated by her success and lifestyle. One friend described her as a 'monster' during the second season of Camp Rock due to her demanding work schedule.

What did Raven-Symoné reveal about her experience as a child star?

Raven-Symoné said she hated working on 'That's So Raven' and viewed it as a job rather than something she enjoyed. She felt it was difficult to have a normal life while working constantly.

Why did the hosts cancel their trip to Thailand?

They canceled the trip to Thailand because it was too long and exhausting, with 24 hours of flying. They decided to opt for a shorter, simpler trip instead.

What did Kim Kardashian say about her work ethic in a past interview?

Kim Kardashian said that when a boyfriend (likely Pete Davidson) told her she worked too much, she thought, 'Get out of my way.' She prioritized her work over personal relationships.

What advice did Jemima Kirke give to unconfident young women?

Jemima Kirke advised unconfident young women to stop overthinking and obsessing over themselves. She suggested that excessive self-focus can lead to unnecessary anxiety and self-doubt.

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The hosts discuss their cat Daphne, who has recently started peeing and pooping on their bed. They explore possible reasons for Daphne's behavior, such as a dirty litter box or a change in food, and consider seeking help from a vet or a pet psychic.
  • Cat peeing and pooping on the bed
  • Possible reasons: dirty litter box, change in food
  • Consider vet or pet psychic

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I mean the day just got away from me. What's up my gotcha gigglers? I'm saying it again. Well because it's never not funny. It's never not funny. Someone was like can you guys stop saying gotcha? We said it for one and a half episodes. Buckle the fuck up. Imagine living with me. I literally imagine living with me. Daphne's so... Let's start the pod off with Daphne and I in our first fight. Drama.

What is going on? Who's in trouble? Who did what? You know, it's so crazy is because like the past like I've been with Daphne now for seven days. The past like six days I've been like Daphne, isn't this amazing? We're literally going to be together every single day for like the rest of our lives. The tour is over. Like I'm literally just obsessed with her, you know, like we're really vibing.

This morning, she's like laying on the ground and I and I wake up and I'm like, come up here, you crazy kitty. Like get in the bed. She goes, yeah, you silly goose. What are you doing down there? She gets in. We're like nuzzling. We're loving. She goes to the end of the bed. She turns around. She's staring at me and I'm like, what's going on? She's peeing.

On my bed whilst I'm in it. And I'm like, what's going on? What's going on? Why are you? I'm literally talking to her as if she's a human. I'm like, why are you doing this right now? What happened? Like, I think something's wrong there. Then she takes a massive shit.

on the bed and i'm just like running around i'm like what is the procedure i've i've only ever walked into it after it's been done i've never been in the midst of it i have to strip my bed i have to bring everything to the dry cleaner put all the sheets in the wash i was like i am so sorry because this should not be happening this is not in the cat rule book i'm googling everything i'm like what's going on with her she's mad at you

I don't know if she's mad at me for something that I did because like the only thing is like digestive or...

Um, like her litter box is dirty and like her litter box is literally never dirty. I haven't sparkling. She's been on the same food like for weeks. Like she's drinking Evian. I introduced her to wet food weeks ago. She was acclimated. She loves it. She's fine. I think she's just literally sometimes a bitch.

it doesn't make sense though the only time that this has happened to me with cats is my first cat Trixie yes she was named like a stripper um and we love sex work on this pod she um we love when I went to college she went to when I went to she went to college butters okay I'm so tired right now here's the craziest part I know I know exactly everything you just said

I literally know exactly. I don't even have to finish the story. You guys know what I was saying. I go to college and Trixie just like shat in my room. And it's just like one poop just saying like, fuck you, bitch. Gotcha. This is what you do to me. That's how I feel. Gotcha. And then Butter, when I was shooting Summer House, it was the first time I would leave her for like three or four days, even though I have a cat sitter. And she peed in my laundry like twice.

Because it like smelled like me and she was like, you? Okay, well then I started spiraling because I was like, what would she be mad about? And I was like, I have been here for seven days and this is like the time when I would leave. And I'm like, does she like want to be alone? She's too much like her mom. Or maybe she thinks you might leave. She's traumatized. I don't know what it is. Did she make eye contact with you during it? She didn't make eye contact with me, but like...

I was yelling and she was like looking around and was like, I'm like doing something. They do say that cats don't understand like negative reinforcement. Like if they just don't get that, I don't, I feel like you should get a vet to come over or you should get that guy Jackson galaxy. Have you seen him? He has this show called cats from hell. It's so good. It's basically like, he's like the Gordon Ramsey of cats and,

Where people are like, my cat's crazy. And it shows the cat beating up a toddler. And then he comes in and he's like...

if he like figures out what the cat's upset about and then fixes them then the cats are like perfect after wait it's my favorite show i need him to come over because that or like a pet psychic in my next life i want to be a pet psychic we need we need in this life we need a pet psychic we're gonna do it for sure i found some on facebook um i'm just sifting so they're reliable no those are the

If you don't get it from Facebook, I don't trust it. I want people who don't know that TikTok exists. My favorite profession. Sorry. My favorite profession is cat psychic, animal psychic, because like you, you made it up. You're you could say anything to me. There's no fact checking. It's literally like someone woke up and was like, my job is vibes.

Like I'm literally vibes. It's literally someone being like, I'm empathic, but just with animals, which is that's what I think. I hate when people say they're empathic. It's one of my biggest pet peeves. I should start a list of pet peeves because whenever someone asks me, what's a pet peeve? I can never remember it. Knowing full well and good, I have so many. And that's a pet peeve. Honestly, a pet peeve of mine is not remembering my pet peeves.

Write it down. If we don't write anything down, nothing would be said. Truly. But I know that when people say they're empaths, I hate them. Well, not... No, I support pet psychics because I support women in the arts. And then also...

during covid she a pet psychic over the phone told me that butter is sarcastic and funny and i was like obviously and then she told me she thinks clyde is fat the other cat which i was like okay a little body shaming which we don't love but and she's still funny ugly and has a wide set vagina and a heavy flow and then she also said that clyde's stomach was hurting and then two weeks later we had to bring him to the vet because of like a worm

So either she put a spell on him or this shit is real. No, look, I support them. I'll give them all my money. If there's one thing I love, it's someone like being like, I have a talent and me being like, yeah, I could never, I don't even, couldn't even start to think about what you do. Do you know people talk about how like guys lose all their money in sports betting? Yeah. People don't talk enough. I love that for them though. No, I know.

No, like I truly do. I love watching a guy like do really manly things that are so stupid that like a woman wouldn't even it wouldn't even cross our fucking mind. Like I think when I wake up on a Sunday, I'm like, what face mask am I picking? Like, what could it be? And guys are like, how could I possibly put my family in danger? How could I almost lose the house?

for no good reason do you know why we love it these men finally know what it's like to be disappointed by other men no it's amazing there's also something homoerotic about it because you're literally getting gassed up to watch all these guys in like super tight pants run around and i'm not coming for you i'm sitting right there too like i'll watch it i love it

Also, the fact you think you know what's going to happen in the game is giving like you think you're an empathic psychic. It's giving. Yeah, it's giving. It's giving. Cat psychic. Animal psychic. It truly is. All the men are animal psychics, but they talk shit on us. But I was saying that. It's literally just reality TV. Like a man wearing a jersey of another man is like us wearing like road lip gloss. Yeah.

And I love it. And I'll do it forever. Not to bring up the girls fighting. Can we talk about the Matilda Jerf? Yeah. Like scandal. If you guys don't know who Matilda Jerf is, she like became really big on TikTok. She's Swedish. Yeah.

She's Swedish, which I thought Swedish people didn't fight. I didn't either. And she created like an insane brand called Jerf Avenue. It has everything. Worth a lot of money. Worth a lot of money. It has like basics, pajamas, like they're one of their like robes or whatever went like viral on TikTok. And she's famous for being like a sweet looking blonde with beautifully volumous hair. That's always blown out. She's been like in vogue.

Like she's not like tell me that you model till you've been involved. She's not like a small time creator whatsoever. She's big. And it came out the girls that were working in her office. They did like a documentary like whilst working there and they did and they just said how like the conditions are horrible that she had like in the bathroom. There was one like good toilet, which I was like, that's so European. Yeah.

There's one toilet that massages your butthole. You guys are literally fighting about one toilet. It's crazy. That she would let her favorite employees use and then she would make the employees that she didn't like clean the toilet. Clean the toilet. I didn't know she'd let other employees because the first people were like, maybe she just has OCD. But if she let her favorite employees use it, that's so weird. Like you think their buttholes are cleaner than... What?

what i do have to say i i like i'm not trying to start drama yeah but i did meet her you did where when i interviewed hayley bieber at a dunkin donuts okay so i think she was there hayley is so lucky that the campaign with her was literally like two days prior because i think it legit like sold out but she's off the website now the pictures aren't up anymore

And they did the cutest little collab. She did her hair like Cindy Lou Who. I really do love Haley's branding. It was so cute. The only experience I have was I actually said hi to her. She wasn't having it with me. And she was like, you can use the fourth toilet. Thanks. She was like, brush your fucking hair, you dirty American slut. No, she didn't say that to me. But I remember her. She was cold. But again...

If that was a man. Look, it's so crazy to me because like I've obviously like we've worked in offices. I've worked in offices of like all women. I've worked in offices where it's like mixed and

I can like in an office setting, obviously you're going to have at least like one day where like you don't snap at someone, but like you're in a bad mood. You're under a lot of pressure. And you say something in a tone that you're like, I shouldn't have said that or like I shouldn't have said that sentence. You're not sucking everyone's dick. You're not like, is everyone okay all the time? There could definitely be a moment where someone could be like, you're a villain in someone's story at some point in your life. And thank God.

And thank God. I feel like that's me, but I was just trying to make people laugh, but I offended someone. Like, so I get like being in an office and it's like, oh, that girl's a bitch. Cause like one time, blah, blah, blah. This is on such a different level to like literally think of things to do to people or not do is so,

Is so insane. Yeah. And I don't want to simplify it being like if she was a man, this wouldn't happen. I think there's assholes on both ends. And I would argue sometimes female bosses have like really mental terrorism that they will do. Yeah. Like male bosses will just be like dicks, misogynistic assholes. And then female bosses can be like weird with specific people and stuff like that.

I honestly, I'm so thankful and grateful. Like I had one female boss and she was,

The best thing that ever happened to my life. Like, and I'm, and I'm so thankful for it because I, it was in my early twenties and I think about it all the time now. Like when I am telling certain, like some people like what to do at any given moment, I literally always think of her and I'm like, she was so nice and understanding and just like whatever. And now like I have to be like that. Imagine Grace comes out with a tell all tomorrow. Yeah.

Well, I literally kept thinking about Grace because I was like... So we have one employee. One employee who, you know... Okay, she literally was joking. No, we have like... No, we have like three. No, we have more, but like Grace is our CEO. Like she's my right-hand man. And it's funny because she was...

Once she did sit me down, she's like, I feel like I'm learning so much. This is so fun. And like, I've all this stuff. And I was like, well, I'm like grooming you. And then we paused. I was like, not like that.

Cut to literally eight months later, we're on tour and you're like, Grace will be carrying my children. I don't know why. That's non-negotiable for me. Oh yeah, we were talking about babies. And I was like, Grace, is your ovaries available? But, um, and then she texted me cause I was like, I miss you. Cause Grace is back home now. Cause the tour is taking like a pause. And she was like, I feel like I have Stockholm syndrome because I'm not with you and Paige. And I miss you.

No, but the thing is we got so lucky, but it's because we have like a small environment. When you start getting like a big office, it gets crazy. However, I understand like Jerf is the brand. Anything that goes wrong, it's on you. It's a lot of pressure. I'm totally about being fucking serious, hardworking, no bullshit. I do not understand the like

weird toilet things and the freak outs on people. It's unnecessary. A girl... All this stuff comes out of the woodwork now, obviously. But some girl said she did a model... Did a what? Did a modeling campaign with her. And...

Well, that's the other thing. Then, like, people come out of the woodwork that, like, have even, like, an ounce to say. So then it, like, piles on. And, like, half of those could be true. Half of those could not be. But I just, like, I can't. Also, there's something about, like,

starting as no one, becoming an influencer, then having like a ton of fans, then like, it's almost like you even have more of a responsibility. And not that I'm like, oh my God, you have to be nice every single day. You literally don't like, but you can't go out of your way to literally ruin people's lives. That's crazy. And it had to have been really bad for them to all get together and be like, hey, like this is not okay. No, they're all risking everything.

everything but i guess they're at the point where they're like i'd rather be fired and expose her um oof yeah i'm just upset because now i feel like all the swedish stereotype stereotypes i had in my head are wrong i know i watched an amazing documentary um called child star on hulu produced and like done by demi lovato okay i saw the advertisement

It's fucking incredible. Is it like Drew Barrymore is on it. Raven Simone's on it. The girl from the Missy Elliott videos on it. Oh, yeah. From Trooper by the Dozen.

Yes. So, and this kind of reminded me, Demi Lovato sits down with one of the child stars she was with, and how like the first season of Camp Rock, like they had so much fun. And then Demi Lovato blew up and the next season she was like she's staying at the Ritz or like somewhere fancy and there was like this disconnect between her and her old friends.

And the girl basically was like, you people were scared of you. Like you watch the moment of her being like, you traumatized me and like you were a monster. And wait, that Demi Lovato traumatized people. Yeah. But you later learned that like Demi Lovato was bipolar, like work. She was work. She had like.

350 shows in a year. And she's a kid, so people are just like, you have to keep working, you have to keep working. And it was very interesting, but it's hard to be like these kid stars being like, I made millions of dollars and got famous as a kid, and it was really hard. But someone like Raven-Symoné, who...

is a giggler by the way she's honestly one of the reasons i went into comedy like that's a raven changed my life like her facial expressions everything wait did you see like the the discourse on tiktok about there's the i was just gonna say the today show about that's a raven what raven simone said on a podcast like i think like young kids like young boys watch my show because i had big boobs and it's all these guys like stitching the video being like

I was like seven and like it was funny and like I liked the plot. Like, can I not laugh now? Like, wait, Raven, it was not your boobs. You're fucking hilarious. The cast. I'm sorry. Give it a fucking Oscar that show. It was so fucking funny. That and Amanda Bynes. But like it was an age that like there was no sex. You didn't think you didn't even have a thought in your brain of like,

But you know what? I do feel like subconsciously boys were like, I like this for many reasons. Yeah, but like I was trying to think like, did I look at the boys in that show? And was I like, oh, I have a crush on them. I feel like when I watched Drake and Josh, like you knew that Drake was hot. You knew that? Yes. Okay. Yeah. You knew that like Drake was like cute. You knew he was hot, but you weren't like, I want to give him a hand job. You just were like, oh, he's, I want to stand next to him. Let's go back to that.

let's truly go back to that i'm not touching your dick no you could be in my presence let's go back to like you trying to just hold my hand just try and hold my hand because anything else it's too much wait can i tell a traumatizing story trigger warning yes my like first boyfriend in high school this is such a new york story wait that just sounds

literally you're regina george oh my first boyfriend in high school was named kyle and like he moved away to indiana his dad invented toaster strudel no but we were like in we couldn't go to anyone's house because it was like our parents house and like no one knew we were dating so after school we like went to like sheep's meadow park and we were like

kind of kissing and i remember that i felt he i felt he had like a little like a boner and i was so embarrassed for him i was like oh my god is he embarrassed right now like that's so embarrassing and we're kissing and then we look over and a homeless man is jerking off and i was like

this game anymore. That's so traumatizing. That was so New York City. Now I'm like trying to think did I ever notice like what was the first time I noticed like a boner? Like did I know what it was? You think that it's like they have something in their teeth and you're like do I tell them? Like

or like like they farted it's like that's what i thought it was like i didn't realize that that was the point of it all i thought it was just like a side thing i can't remember i feel like i've just like blocked out anyone like before a certain age i'm like you didn't like literally exist they fingered the side of your leg until we were like 26 and that was that's something else we have to work on in society

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Back to Raven. Shout out, Raven. You're, like, literal number one fan right here, if you're listening. But you're probably busy. She started working at 16 months old. And then she got on The Cosby Show and just did not stop working from then on. And she...

She was very clear that like it was a job. It was always a job. And during That's So Raven, she was like, I hated it. Like I didn't sign up for this. I just wanted a normal life. Like she didn't enjoy it. And it's so crazy to something that brings us so much joy was causing so much pain for these people. And then a lot of them would like just turn to drugs and stuff. And then long story short, there's control in Hollywood because there used to be this the first like famous kid ever, right?

Back in the day, apparently his parents just like took all his money that he made. So he was like he made millions of dollars. And then by 18, like there was nothing left. So there's a rule. Homicide would ensue. A hundred percent. There's like a law now that like a certain percentage has to go into the child's trust.

But you know what? That there isn't a law to organize everything is child influencers. So these kids are now doing the same thing. Like they get born, the parents are working and working and working and working. I'm traumatizing them, forcing them to work. And the kids aren't promised any money. So it's like they're just making a ton of money for their parents. And let's be honest, we've done reality TV. We do performances. When you're in front of the camera, that's not real life. Yeah. Yeah.

Once a camera is on, you are performing. Maybe that's why Daphne shit in my bed. She's like, I won't work. I won't work under these conditions. I won't have it. She's like, I saw your ad two days ago. I see you using me for putting me in your fucking grid dumps. Yeah.

She goes, talk to my agent before you fucking take a photo. I fantasize that Daphne like swears like a trucker in her head. Like this fucking bitch. I think all cats do. They said someone says a cat's face always looks like you just asked them to pick you up from the airport. Oh, God. No, we're so old. I literally all we do is laugh about cat stuff and Kanye West.

to be like a little more um oh my god someone did something funny yesterday i was at the hollywood improv and they were like you know the year's been crazy when kanye west hasn't speakin he's like i'll i'll sit out on this one hasn't speakin

I am in Hollywood. I was... Des and I really failed at vacationing. No, can you explain this? Because this is part something that we do as partners. And we don't think twice about it. And the men get mad. So...

The reason why I think Des and I work so well is because he's lived this life before and now he's just tired. So everything I'm going through, he's been on that side and knows how it feels. So he's lifting me up and empowering me, but it sucks because...

Des and I were like, we want to travel at some point. And I know you're like, honey, you're always traveling. But we're like, we've never been on. I've never been to Asia. So like two months ago, we're like, let's go to Thailand. Two weeks. Industry's dead in December. Let's fucking go. Yeah. Long story short.

we cancel we're like we're not we're not going to thailand you cancel but you book a different trip you're like it's too big of a trip to do right now we can't do two weeks it's too crazy 24 hours of flying we're tired let's do a simple trip yeah let's let's we were like let's go to cartagena let's go to colombia um medellin and oh yeah just a simple trip to colombia nothing

We're like, let's do city culture. And then we're like, no. So we can't. We don't cancel. We don't even book that. And then we go, let's fucking just go to the Caribbean for four days. So we're so excited. We're like, we're going to go to the Caribbean for four days. I get an email. Middle of the Caribbean trip. I get invited to do a gig that like I personally didn't want to say no to. Yeah. And Des was like, I get it. Like, we don't have to go on vacation anymore.

You do this. It's so important. It's so important. So you guys will see what this gig is. It's very fun. Um, soon it comes out on the 27th. And I feel like that's like low key, a mental health moment too. I can't tell you how many boyfriends I've had in my life that like,

we've had something planned or like we're looking forward to something and like something work wise comes up and I'm like, I'm so sorry. I have to do this. And like the words that are exchanged were like if the roles are were reversed and it was like some man and he was in finance and like some client called or something and he was like, I have to go to this. I feel like as a woman, you're almost programmed to be like, oh my God. Yeah. Like,

you have like you have to do this now obviously there's like workaholics but but it's like such a fine line and it also does depend on your age like if you're in your early 30s like yeah you gotta fucking answer the phone and like you're so right shit

And for people listening who are entrepreneurs, you kind of get that like there's no schedule. So it could be slow sometimes. But then like on a Sunday, something crazy happens and you need to do it to make money. But I've also been like on a ski trip with Des once and I got an offer for something that was like exciting but not great. And we had like a long talk to be like, where are our priorities here? Like you can do that. But like we're going to just try and do it. I mean, I fucking hated skiing. So I was trying to get out of it.

Kim Kardashian like did an interview. This is like months and months ago. It literally been a year ago. And I and I have not ever forgotten it or stop thinking about it. She was like talking about a boyfriend. I think it was Pete Davidson, but I don't know. And she was like and he told me like I work too much. And she was like in my head. I was like, get out of my way.

Like, get out. And I'm like, oh, my God. I so get like, get out of my freaking way. Like, I'm also you'll have so much animosity towards him. Wait, I have another like mental health moment. OK, go off. So you watched Girls, right?

I think it's one of the greatest shows ever made. It's one of the greatest shows of our generation. If you haven't watched Girls, do yourself a fucking favor. I actually like restart it every couple of years because it's just so iconic. So the one actress in it, her real name is Jemima Kirk. She plays... She plays... She's actually my favorite character. I saw her in an airport once. Jessa. Jessa! Oh my God, she's so cool. No, she's so good.

I saw this on TikTok, but she was doing this on Instagram. She was doing just like a Q&A and a girl wrote in and was like, what is your advice for unconfident young women? Did you see this? Yes. Okay. And her answer was, you think about yourself too much.

And I literally felt like my mind was blown. I was so good. I was like, wait a minute. What a powerful, true statement. Like literally at the times that I'm like my most unconfident or my most nervous, it's because I'm literally so wrapped up in myself.

you've literally thought yourself into some like insane spiral that's given you every reason to question or not believe in yourself when it's like this is like one of my favorite quotes is like at the end of the day the only thing that could really calm you down is that no one cares and you're gonna die i love it so much no one cares

I've gotten really anxious places and yeah, it's always because you're overthinking everything and the really only way to calm you down is that it doesn't matter. And it's sad that nothing matters at the end of the day, but if you can find solace in that... For example, Giggly Squad. Sometimes I'll get nervous and I'll be like, I want this to be the best fucking episode ever. But if you force stuff and want it so bad because you care too much, you actually aren't yourself. Okay.

Okay, it's so crazy because even though I had like crazy panic attacks all while we did tour and I was like really working through something, I'm so happy that it happened during tour. And this sounds like so weird because truly Giggly Squad every week is like the number one place where I feel my most self. And like, yeah, like just like Hannah and I literally got on Zoom today because we

No and started laughing because we were like we miss each other but we can't call each other because then like we'll say all the good stuff that we have to say for the pod. And also we're both like so respectful of each other like you're like I think I know you're like working and I'll like come up with something like you know she needs a second she's stressed but like

We become full codependent on each other, even though that's not, it's not our personalities. And here's what I know when I'm like going to run an errand or I'm getting in an Uber or something. That's when I do my calls.

So like, but I'm always just like calling my mom really. Yes. Same. And for whatever reason today I was like running errands and I was like, should I call Hannah? And I was like, you can call me anytime. I was like, no, she's busy. She's doing things. I feel like me and you are actually two people who like, we do have intimacy issues. You think? Yeah.

And I hate when they make it like girls are like, we're boy crazy and all this stuff. But like, I'm gonna be honest, me and you, like we are so the men sometimes stereotypically. But yeah, I would go after guys who had intimacy issues because I didn't want to connect with a man. Like I wanted to protect myself, you know? Sometimes when it comes to dating and I would literally, I've never admitted this to anyone or publicly or to anyone in my life, but I will say it on the pod.

because no one listens because no in my head no one listens i'm like no in my head for girls who know everything about us listen well here's the thing i when i say things on the podcast it's for the gigglers that listen every week like those are my friends like those are my girls for the people that like pop in to like write an article or like make a tiktok video i'm not saying anything for you guys like it's not like whatever so i feel like you just came into

the middle of a conversation we've been having for five years obviously you don't get it like hello is this the audition for new gigglers we love the new gigglers you're all welcome anyway what were you gonna say that you said you never told anyone and then you veered off is this the audition for pippin no what i've never said to anyone hannah and i before every before every giggly squad show before we walk out on stage we'll say to each other is this the audition for pippin um okay

When it comes to dating, sometimes I will move in a manner subconsciously or consciously. It depends where like I'll stop and think and be like, that was such a move that a guy would pull.

Or like sometimes like I'll do things and I'll be like, I'm the guy like that's so heinous. I can't believe I said that or like I did that or like I'm thinking that like I'm the guy. And it's it's kind of scary. Sometimes I have to like catch myself and be like, don't do that. No, but the concept of like that's what guys would do is like socially constructed.

Like that's just what we've been like raised to think where we just are trying to like have some power. Well, then I think like if certain guys don't like me, I'm like, oh, you don't like that. I move the way men move. It scares them. It scares you that I can also like switch into this mode of like, I don't give a fuck. I always love like I don't talk too much about like.

Des and I but I do love the moment our relationship where like I was pretending I was like cool and didn't care and I think I might have posted something that was like a little bit like could potentially make him jealous or something like very early on yeah and that was when he literally I remember he called me and he was like hey if you're not like if you're gonna do this kind of stuff like I'm actually like I'm not attracted to that stuff and like I don't want to play games like that so that's great

yeah and he was like and i'm i i like you i feel like i made that clear so like if you're gonna be like weird like this i'm good i literally put my tail between my legs and was like that was the first i was like oh my god like and it was so mature of him and hot but anyway no well i'd do something that a guy would try to like up up me and make me feel worse and then i would and next thing you know it's just two egos battling each other and it's like a competitive fucking

stupid situation. But I do have to say, rounding to what you were saying in the beginning, your 30s, it stops being about like being the most successful or finding the best guy. It's about finding like your authenticity, which is full of, yeah, you question yourself. Yeah, whatever. But at least you're being you. And I'd rather like be sad authentically being me than like pretending to be something else. No, I...

love being me i think i'm the greatest speaking of me back to me for a second enough enough about you what do you think about me about me i didn't tell you about what happened in thanks during thanksgiving i talked about it on burner phone shout out burner phone you guys should listen um thanksgiving morning we're finally having all these people at our house

and i i'm of course asleep it's like 7 30 and you know how all the adults are awake yeah like they're all like chatting loud laughing and i kind of hear it they're like four cups of coffee deep yes they're fucking they're talking about like recent events in the news and stuff it's not my scene it's not my scene don't save me a table not my scene i don't want to see yeah i don't want to seat at that table

Doesn't come across my desk. So I'm chilling because I can sleep through anything, but I hear the good vibes. I'm so happy everyone's talking. And then I hear like a weird murmur and everything goes silent. And like, you know, when you just have like that spidey sense where you're like something bad happened.

So it's like silent for like 30 minutes and I check my phone. No one texted me. And then I like hear someone say something and I'm like, did someone die? Like, did someone have a heart attack? Like I start freaking out, but then like, no one's telling me anything. So I'm just like, I'm just going to stay here. You know, when you're like, I don't want to ruin my day. I'm going to stay here until I find out. If I don't know, nothing happened yet. Yeah. I'm just staying in bed. Finally someone opens the door and they're like,

And it was Des and he's like, hey, just want you to know the water tank burst and it's been flooding downstairs and we've all been wiping, like putting towels down. Just letting you know. Walks out. I go, no one thought to wake me up. No one was like, you know what would make this situation better if Hannah was awake. No one even told me. Because what were you offering to that?

No, literally they thought about it and they were like, it would be better if we kept her out of this. If Hannah didn't know. I started Googling like water tank burst. I'm like, this is really bad. And my mom's like, we're handling it. Everything's being handled. Does it on the phone with the plumber. And I never felt more insignificant, but understood. Hannah, it's so funny you say that because...

There are, it's interesting to think that like your other family, like you obviously like you call a family member to talk about another family, family member, but you don't think that like other family members are calling to talk about you. Like it's, you're almost like shocked. Yeah.

I do feel like there's a lot of roasting though in my family and like I'm known as kind of the one oh Hannah she's you know type B she forgot her wallet again she spilled everything like oh that's Hannah yeah but also I have like crazy productive people in my family like my mom could run the country if she like put her mind to it so it's kind of like let's cut our losses and

My brother the other day said something to me and I was like, I forget what it even was. And I was like, you didn't tell me that. Like, why didn't anyone tell me that? Like, when did this happen? And he was like, oh, well, we're not allowed to tell you certain things when you're really stressed out. And I was like, what the fuck does that mean? And he was like, mom tells everyone not to like annoy you with anything because like you're fragile. And like during your tour, you were really fra- And he kept saying the word fragile. And I was like, I'm not fucking with you.

It is funny to think about. Yeah. Like, every now and then, I'll hear people who, like, work with Giggly Squad be like, oh, before we tell Hannah and Paige, let's make sure we tell them this way. And I'm like, we're dumb. Like, there's no... We're not Matilda Jerf. Just tell us what's going on. We're not going to kick you. Like... No, I'm literally... Here's the crazy thing. I'm not going to do anything. Whether you need me to do something or not, I'm not doing anything. So, like...

I don't care. People call us and we're like, please text or send a voice note. Like, I'm not trying to get into it with anyone at any time. No, people need to realize truly at the end of the day, Giggly Squad is built on not giving a shit. Yeah, I do think we should start giving a shit about the drones. They're filming a new season of New Jersey Housewives.

That's what the drones are. It's just Andy Cohen being like, we need to step up production. This is why TikTok can't get banned. Everyone on TikTok just being like, are we the most unserious country in the fucking world? Like, we're just like, yeah, there's like something happening literally 10 feet away from me. And we're like, we don't know. Well, like we have things to do, though.

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Wait, can you please write, you wrote the single-handedly funniest note in our notes. What? I look like the shooter? Yeah. Yeah.

I kept getting, here, first of all, let me just, like, let's just talk about this, like, in full. Yeah. The day that, like, they came out that, like, what his name was, I feel like every Italian collectively was like, fuck. Like, it's not great for us. Like, it's not great for our brand. We're not, like, we don't need this right now. People are, like, immediately being like, it's the mafia. We're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Well, look, Italians are good at two things. They're good at food and murder and public spaces. We're like, this was just a disgruntled guy. Like, we're not like, let's calm down for a second.

other thing i saw a comedian say this i think it was shane gillis actually who said it like years ago that like italians are like really the only minority that like you can make fun of still and like it kind of is so true like the next day it was like every meme was just like about italians but i kind of love that we're just like yeah we don't give a fuck like i don't you could say whatever you

you fucking wanted to me i don't care like it doesn't matter i was getting tagged they did luigi with like long brown hair and i was getting tagged in it so much being like why is this page to sorbo and i was like i love it i think it's amazing i love it so much but like it was just it's a crazy day it's a crazy week for italians in jersey it is crazy that people are

The government, I mean, everyone is so pro-Luigi because he has a six-pack. Like, if he was ugly, people would be like, hang on. No, it's crazy. People are like, he's Peter Pan. But I do have to say the UnitedHealthcare guy, he is a drug dealer.

Well, that's that's what happened. That could happen in the fight when you're making millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars from giving people health or not. Yeah. Obviously, like this guy was like a husband and a father and like you don't want anyone to be like murdered. Yes. But also like think about how much insurance companies just feed.

fuck people over and like they're in like the biggest time of need. It's just I do have to say vigilantism is not the answer. Let's not just start shooting people. But I do feel like the girls love that Luigi took the time to engrave the bullet. It's aesthetics.

I feel like it also makes you look at your boyfriend being like, what have you done for me now? What have you done for me lately? You can't even write a card. And he literally engraved every single bullet he shot into that guy's back. It's like, write me one note. Write me like a thoughtful text. Write me one post. Leave one post it before you leave for work. No, it's crazy. But yeah, the Luigi stuff as an Italian is very funny. But yeah, I think the guy had a he had a mental break.

I don't think it was like a sane thing. I mean, the guy was like super smart. I also loved all the memes just being like his mom didn't know where he was for a month. Yeah. Okay. There's no fucking way. There's no fucking way. Your mom didn't know where he was. Are you fucking kidding me?

And Chapel Rowan was like his number one search or like his favorite artist. I love it. Wait, okay. I have another topic to bring up that I was talking about with one of my girlfriends. And we were talking about how men, how like so many men get like the hair transplant and like the hair like plugs or like flying a turkey. They're like doing whatever. Yeah. And she was saying, she was like, I believe that

She was like, I believe that if you are in a certain tax bracket and you make a certain amount of money a year, you should not be allowed to be bald.

And I was like, elaborate. And she was like, as women were on TikTok all day being like, I got my lips done. I got my eyes done. Like I did. This is what I did step by step because we have to, because if we don't continue to look good, like we get disregarded in society. And she was like, if you are a man and you make a certain amount of money, like you should have to get a hair transplant and not be bald. It's funny. Some girls love a bald man.

But do they or are we programmed? Is it the same thing as like a dad bod? Is it just the same thing? Because I know that if I walked out being bald, like I would have a very different climate. Yes. Yes. And also normalize them.

giving us updates day 27 like give me a 50 part series of your hair transplant we can watch them for bbl you know who actually does that benedict palizzi who i love he's a comedian from indiana he got a hair transplant he got a hair transplant and he like takes photos of it and he just makes fun of it i love it a man of the people and you know what italian so maybe we're look we love it

They just get it. They just freaking get it. What if Luigi posted in his manifesto, nobody left me a lasagna? I'd be nervous because people would think that we were connected. Like, we'd be like, of course. And he's a giggler. Also, like, did they AI an Italian last name? Like, that's insane. That's the most Italian name I ever heard. It's just not a good week for our people. If he was, like, really, really Italian, though, he would not go to McDonald's.

No, that's what I'm saying. If he was like really, really Italian, his mom wouldn't have reported him like missing. She would have found him. Like there's just no way you're not going missing. There's literally never been a missing child. Also, if you were working at that McDonald's and saw him, would you report it? I don't think here's the thing when people when like something happens and there's like a manhunt and it's like pictures of him posted everywhere in the street in the city.

I'm again thinking about myself. There's no fucking way I'm walking into like a Starbucks and being like, that's a guy. That's a guy. I'm not even looking at him. I'm going to say something fucked up.

No one's ever gotten an Amber Alert and been like, ooh, good, let me help this out. You're like, I'm in the middle of a text and you just interrupted my text. Everyone has the same reaction. Did you see the Amber Alert? That's crazy. Like, yeah, that's horrible. Also, no one's ever gotten an Amber Alert and ran outside to find the missing child. Also, has anyone ever found the missing child? They never give you the update. They just say that they're gone and then nothing else. They never give you the update and usually it's the dad. And most of the time it's the freaking dad.

And actually, period. It's always, everything goes back to your dad. Here's the thing. Wait, let me just say one thing. Yes, yes, yes. For how much we, like, despise men, like, majority of the time and, like, their actions and just, like, overall characteristics, we do have to say that, like, we grew up with the best dads ever. So, like, I want to love men. I actually was born and programmed to love men. I do like them. But, like...

They're just so stupid most of the time. Yeah, I like a self-aware man. Like, I like the men that, like, are calling out their friends but also leaning in. I like quiet ones. I like them quiet. I like them shh. I feel like when they're quiet, they know things. Like, because they're listening. Like, what is that like to listen? I'd be so smart if I didn't talk so much, if I retained any information from other people. Instead, I'm just walking around like...

No, that's literally, you walk around like that. So, you know, I was talking to these other male comics and they were talking about like, they're making jokes about

Like how women talk a lot, which is so funny. We don't know what like the male comics are joking about. Yeah. But they're like girl jokes. I'm like, girls talk a lot. Joe Rogan has a four hour podcast every fucking day. Girls talk a lot. We need to take a nap after 45 minutes. We're about to take a three hour nap from yapping. Truly, truly, truly, truly, truly. Joe is literally over there five hours a day. Can I say something I'm mad at with fashion? Oh, yeah.

Sling back heels. Why? They don't fit my foot.

They don't stay on. They don't stay on. Like if what is the thing in the back for? Because the slingback just goes, it falls off. And then I'm like, it has to be a good shoe. It has to be an expensive shoe. I'll buy like a $200 slingback and it's not slinging. Really? It's not slinging. I think it needs stretch. It needs to have like stretch. It can't. I don't think you're putting it high enough up on your ankle. Are you putting it high enough up?

I went to college. I don't think it should be that difficult for me to figure out how to wear a shoe. Like if I have to maneuver it that much. Are your feet a little sweaty? It could just be. Yes, they're always sweaty. I do think also maybe there's not enough curvature in like the back of my foot that it doesn't like stay. I fear you've been ill-advised on slingbacks and... Wait, so you're standing with slingbacks right now? I stand with slingbacks. I do stand with them. I think that like I like them.

For a certain outfit. But I understand the frustration when they don't stay up. I think they look good. But like you. I can't even walk on stage with them. I don't think it's something that like we're going to solve. I think that you just stay away from them. I feel like you don't care about me right now. I do care about you. But like.

It's just like I feel like I'm struggling with something and you're like not you're not clearly struggling. No, you're taking the side of my op. So what I'm going to take is the sides of my enemies. There are certain things that I feel like as a female, like you just do kind of live with because it's like, oh, it's just like a girl thing that we have to deal with.

I'm more like I just deal with it. Yeah. You're more like I'll fight every man who invented this. Yeah. Like, yeah. So like we're just different in that sense. Wait, I feel so bad because I forget who said it, but there's a girl on TikTok. You guys should search it. Who was like, wait, so we have wireless drones, but we don't have a wireless hair dryer.

She was like, we don't have wireless Dysons, even though we have wireless Dyson vacuums. Yep. What the fuck? Either they don't care about women. They don't care. Or they want us to strangle ourselves with a cord. Sorry, there's so many sirens. That was the police telling us we need to stop calling people out on the pod.

Speaking of... Speaking of... It's just the patriarchy. And Matilda Jurf's people. Sweden's arrived. You'd be surprised how many things, like, bosses will make their, like, office manager or their assistant do. No. No.

And also, but this is the thing. Bosses will, I think, get away with it a lot because the person says yes. So they think the person's cool with it. But like, you're not going to say no to your boss. Like I've done weird shit for bosses. Unless it's in my contract. Get the fuck out of my face. Like what? Do you have like an example of something that you're like that? Like after where you're like, that was weird. I've definitely, I definitely saw like this one boss made this girl walk her dog every day.

and then also made her make her breakfast every day like avocado toast and stuff it just seemed like unnecessary you know what's so crazy at me as a boss because i think i'm a people pleaser like i feel like i work for them like i am constantly apologizing to josephine and grace and being like i'm so sorry that i can't get my shit together to give you what you need so that you can send it off to whoever you need to work with like i text grace i always go i'm so sorry for bothering you but

Same. And then I'll be like, wait, I'm like a 32 year old woman and like I pay them and I'm like scared of them.

But I kind of love it too because like if she comes over to my apartment or something and I'm ordering Starbucks, like, hello? Like it's just normal like human decency, I feel. It's also like low-key fun to be a boss because you're like, we can do whatever we want today. No, there are so many times where I'm like, should we just do like couch and like – and blankets? Like go get your blanket. Yeah.

Sometimes I feel like I pressure her. Like, I'm like, we're getting bagels. And she's like, I'm okay. And I'm like, you don't want to ever think bagel with scallion cream cheese and all this stuff. And she's like, I'm fine. I'm like, let's fucking party with bagels right now. The other day I said to Josephine, I said, would it be crazy if I got us a personal trainer and we worked out three times a week together? Because, like, I won't do it if someone else doesn't do it with me. See, that's where HR gets involved. And she was like, yeah, I mean, like, I'll do it with you. But, like...

I made Grace do hip hop yoga and like she liked it, but I also, I like was afraid to text her again to feel like she was like being forced to sweat and possibly faint in a hot hip hop yoga. Whatever. We're fun bosses. We're fine. We're the cool. We're cool moms. We're cool. We're like, do whatever you freaking want.

i know we're like if you want to smoke a little weed just don't i'm truly like that i'm like let's get high and figure this out speaking of bread one more time i ordered room service i'm in la yeah and i was like i clicked like

breakfast continental breakfast or whatever and it didn't say anything about bread so i wrote in the notes can i please have sourdough bread then they start calling me because i like did it online they start this is so unnecessary and they're like hi it's extra for sourdough bread that i'm like yes just send me why is the when is the bread not included with no an egg breakfast so then i'm fucking pissed the bread comes it's the smallest bread i've ever seen and

like is bread are they having a bread shortage and like what it's sourdough it's healthy there's something with hotels like adding like things that are like add-ons that it's like okay well that goes with it and also if you're a five-star hotel and you're not doing room service and you're still going through like covid rules or something or like if you don't have room service as a hotel what are you you're an office space okay you're we work you're a

Get your shit together. Bring back room service with silverware. If you are at my door and you're handing it to me in a brown paper bag, I'm thinking the worst things in my head. Don't get me started about forks. Um, anyway, we won't. And we won't. And we absolutely will not. That's all the time we have for today.

stay stay posted for next week for my um my fork speech fork discussion continued on npr i do have to say i have um a couple stand-up dates i'd love you guys to come to i'm going going to timonium maryland um i've never heard that place but i think it'll be fun actually i think i've been there sounds like a boss

Yeah, I'm going to, sounds like a healthcare company. Irvine, Alabama, New Haven, Connecticut, Providence, Rhode Island, Brooks, California, Highland, California. See you there. Paige, what's going on with you? Nothing. I'm going to sleep till January 8th. Yes. Amazing. Oh, actually, I'm going to be on the Today Show on Wednesday morning. We're doing winter accessories. We're very excited.

I love that I was uninvited. They're like, hey, we got a call. Actually, just for Paige to come on with Hoda and Jenna, they said leave the redhead at home. They go, leave the girl who came in with fake glasses.

and laughed too loud um no you're doing your fashion segment which is really really fun and you do a lot of research for it and you put a lot of work into it so everyone i actually do do a lot of research for it you do everyone go get your mom's cable password and watch page on the today show um we love you guys so much thank you for giggling with us i hope you're all slowing down for the holidays