Giggling about Ciara Miller, top models, and panic attacks
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I mean, the day just got away from me. Okay. You ready? You ready? You want the mic for you? Hey, guys. Welcome.

Do we have to do everything? Honestly, since reality TV, you've changed. Okay. I rebuke that. What? It's a truth. Rebuke? Yeah, something in the name of the Lord. You know how people say that? I rebuke. I object. I'll see you both in court. Anyway, welcome to Giggly Squad Kingdom. We just had a hard, hard launch of our YouTube channel. A hard launch. So hard. For real.

Paige didn't know what happened. I didn't even know. I was like, hey, we just launched our YouTube. Hey, here's a link. Post this. I didn't even know what I was posting. But that's just called trust and teamwork. I should watch it, shouldn't I? Okay, you haven't been introduced yet, but perfect timing. Yeah, hey guys. This is not a guest. No. This is a friend of the pod. Right. Because we don't have guests.

I think I like that about you guys. Can you put the mic to your mouth? Oh my God. It's my first time. Damn. Don't crucify me. Yeah, we don't have guests because we don't like people. Yeah, you don't like people.

Paige, you were just sitting in your house, like, just in silence by yourself. The thought of emailing someone and being like, will you come on our podcast makes me want to die. I don't see her. I just coughed in my face. You guys caught that on camera. Bitch, I am coming for your throat next time. Actually, I'm coming for you right now because we brought you first. We have a bone to pick with you. We have a bone to pick with you. What did I do? This isn't an intervention, but this is like a call out. Yeah. Oh, okay. So you're going to invite me on your podcast to call me out in front of all your little gigglers. I'm going to be honest. Sounds weird.

Sounds familiar. We're not about the drama. No, we're not. We've never been for the drama. We like to avoid drama at all costs. However... It just so happens that's how we met, the drama. It was trauma bonding. Yeah. I was innocently scrolling through my Instagram and I saw my arch nemesis. Who is? Paige.

John Mayer. John Mayer. Oh, John Mayer. John Mayer. Okay, okay, okay. If you're an OG Giggler, you know that when we started Giggler Lives, John Mayer purposely would do his lives at the same time. And it was just like, it was rude. It was offensive. It was uncool. He knows Andy, which means he knows us, which means he knew what he was doing.

And then to see you. Instagram live literally was like shut down because he was bringing so much traffic and they hadn't figured it out yet. Were we bringing the traffic? No, because remember there was like a couple of days where we couldn't do lives. There was because a rapper like brought strippers on his Instagram live and they were like, oopsie poopsie. Oh yeah, who was that? Probably Lil Boosie. No, I forget who it was, but I do remember that. Someone had a lot too much fun on Instagram live. I don't know.

Anyhow. Okay, what's your beef with me? My beef with you? That I was on TV with John Mayer. That it was just like you were so chummy with him and you didn't even think about us. And it's like you know how we feel and then you get all... Now listen, I'll never do y'all dirty, but John Mayer wants to say hello to me. Yeah, I would too. What did he say? I would have too. What did he say? I mean, he said to bring all the sexy nurses this way and I said, I could be sexy and I'm a nurse and...

Wait, did he really say that to you? Did you fuck John Mayer? No, I didn't fuck John Mayer. Sierra's engaged to John Mayer. No, no, no. You know what? You heard it here first. He's actually really attractive, but, and he has, I'm really into his long hair. What's his height like in real life? He's tall. He's tall. He's like a six fiver. And I'm actually really good at guessing heights. He's not our type. Yeah, because he is my type. He's toxic. He's toxic.

He's like the second worst book boy. I feel like she likes a nerdy guy, too. And I feel like John Mayer can give off nerdy vibes. He does give off nerdy vibes. Yeah, he gives off nerdy vibes. Like he's lanky. Yeah, like he's quirky. He gives off like he could recite poetry to you and you wouldn't hate it. I just really wanted him to sing to me. You know how I hate guys singing to me? I feel like that would be acceptable.

Well, yeah. Because he's rich. But only one song. Because he's rich. But only one song. Like if a poor dude starts playing guitar at a party. You hit the nail on the fucking head. Turn the lights off. Call the police on the party. There's nothing worse than a broke man. If he's rich, you're like, this is art. If he's like talking about his indie label, you're like, get out of my apartment. Like literally. His SoundCloud account.

Like figure out a 401k and get back to it. If he pulled out a guitar, like I wouldn't be mad. But like also, can we do, he's aged. Has he? He's aged. But do you like that he hasn't gotten like Botox and stuff? I like that he has forehead wrinkles, but like. How old is he? He's 44. I looked it up. Wow. So for me, he's a baby. Yeah. That's child's play for him. Who do you think looks better, Des or John Mayer? Now you know I love Des. Yeah.

I love this song, Des. You know I think Des is fine. I'm going to go with Des on this one. But don't. We can't tell him. His head is already big. I know. His head is so big. It's okay. He's not listening to this episode. He doesn't listen to Giggly Squad. Because we didn't really see on Instagram besides that you lost all my trust. Did you...

What was your actual interactions with him? We want like moment by moment. Oh my God, girl, minimal. Minimal. I was like, hey. You know, we like on commercial break. Did you see him before? Mm-hmm. Okay. And I was like, okay, cool. Did you know he was going to be there? Not until like 10 minutes before we were about to go out. Was Andy being all like, that's my bestie? I mean, yeah. I mean, like commercial breaks, they're like chatting it up. And then like on commercial breaks, like Andy introduced us. And then like.

Do you pretend that you're a fan or are you just like, oh, nice to meet you. Did you say John? John, nice to meet you. One thing I will not. I will always act like, oh my God, hi. Like I will not fangirl. Unless you're like Tyra Banks or like. Yeah, Tyra Banks. That's a very interesting approach. I will not fangirl. Because I feel like it's annoying. I don't want to be annoying. But think about it. I like when people low key are just like, hey, I love your work. Yeah. Like they don't make it a thing.

You know how it is when someone's like... Hey, by the way, great content. If someone goes, your outfits are great, and they just walk away, you're like, I wish I could do this all the time. But when people start yelling at you like you're not a human, that's when you book... You're awkward. Yeah. And I get... And I'm like...

I love that song, you know, dreaming with a broken heart. That's my shit. Did you say that? No, I didn't. Oh, and he's a guy also. I'm an act. That's true. And the event that he does want to fuck me and the event that he does want to fuck me, he can't say that he fucked a fan. That's true. Also, there is a chance. I mean, you're young. She could not know who John Mayer is.

Ain't no way in hell. That is not true. It's true. I'm 26. Yeah, but... Do you guys feel like you're my older sisters sometimes? No. I feel like I'm your creepy aunt. No, I don't feel like we're... Like I'm... Oh my God, I'm so much older than her. Yeah, I don't feel like I'm older, but I feel like I'm related to you, but not... I feel like I have a sense of like to protect you more than another girl that would be my age. Yeah, okay. Yes. True, like I sacrifice myself. But I don't feel like

I'm like an older sister. I would never. If it's a bullet and it's me and Sierra, bitch, you better figure it out. Oh, you're making me choose between you two? I know. We're trying to fight. No, she's not taking a bullet for me. She's not taking a bullet. I'm not dying for her. No, that's fine because if a mass shooter comes in, I'm gone. Yeah. No, no, no. We talked about this last episode. You're not gone. You play dead. Yeah. We did talk about this. I need to start listening to y'all's podcast. Speaking of...

You don't listen? I listen to you motherfuckers every day. What do I need to tune in for? I don't think anyone that's actually close to us listens, except our moms. My mom loves giving me a recap afterwards. I have to hear you two idiots in the norm. And that's really in case we say anything bad, that they're like, Paige...

Your mom's like, how many blowjobs did you give in high school? Okay, question. It's funny that you brought on... Poor Kim. You brought... Please, Kim. You brought up Tyra Banks. Tyra Banks is getting some heat right now. Why? Wait, why? Because people are pulling old episodes of America's Next Top Model. Oh my God. And someone gave a really good insight on it on TikTok where I get all my information. Basically being like, Sandra Bullock...

Sandra Bullock. Sorry, there's so many shitty new Sandra Bullock movies out. I can't keep track. Doesn't even sound like Tyra Banks. Tyra Banks. Start over. I'm a celebrity reporter. Can you tell?

Tyra Banks was trying to be ahead of the time in terms of like body positivity, different kinds of models, whatever. But she obviously wasn't perfect about it because it was a whole different time. And now young Gen Z's are finding clips out of context and being like, that's problematic. And I'm like, she was trying to be ahead of. No, I'm done with that. I'm tired. First of all, I'm tired of Gen Z, even though I might be one. I'm not sure yet. You're on the cusp. I'm on the cusp. But like, that's fucking stupid. The modeling industry was so different back then. Like now it's all,

like Instagram. Yeah. So, America's Next Top Model was lit. No, it was... And if... I wanted to be on it. You should. It was my dream. I mean, it's still a show, right? No. No. It's okay. I was like 5'7", watching it. How many times were you like, I could do a better pose than that? I mean...

There's a lot of girls on there that, I mean, even being six years old watching it, I was like, oh, I can fucking show them up. I can out-walk them any day. Any day. Do you think sometimes producers picked the worst photo for a storyline? Absolutely. Of all the photos, they'd be like...

yeah and they'd be like why'd you pose like that yes absolutely because it was a tv show like it had to be the drama yeah remember when they mixed the guys and the girls when they brought like both guys and girls on for a season yeah and then i was like done watching it by that time sleeping together oh girl oh some people did become really famous well eva she became famous she was a housewife um

Takara was on, so Tyra had a, the Tyra Banks show and Takara used to be on America's Next Top Mom. Next,

next top model she was like a plus size model and then they started working together on the tyra show and now she does like different stuff in like film love her she's also fucking hilarious um okay informant yeah girl when i tell you that her research you loved that i love tyra i used to come did you ever go to any of the castings no i was so young oh yeah but like i would come home the tyra bank show would come on at four o'clock mm-hmm

And I would get home at like 3... No, we'd get home at like 4.15. But I'm watching the rest of like the 45 minutes of the Tyra Banks show because there's always something... Oh, this one she had her talk show. Yeah, her talk show. I mean, Tyra also normalized like big, beautiful foreheads. Some guy told me I had a big forehead yesterday on TikTok. So I basically look like Tyra Banks. Girl, I conjured the fuck out of my forehead because it's five. Also, she...

She's in the Skims campaign. She was just in the Skims campaign. She also got a lot of heat like after her like modeling days for like gaining weight. And she was like, fuck you guys. Yes. Tyra is out here moving mountains, building boulders. I've always loved her. She created the spies. She created the spies. Hello.

She literally did. But she is a woman who is, I hate to be like outspoken because that's just a normal man, but of course she's going to have some backlash. She hosted Dancing with the Stars. Yeah. America's Got Talent. Yep. She is booked and busy. She's got a resume. Yeah. She has a son. She also now houses Ice Cream Company. Oh my God. Yes. When I tell you, this is a skiing and Tyra Banks podcast. Yes.

Tyra Banks and Pamela Anderson stands on this podcast. So last episode, we forgot to talk about the fact that I went to Dublin. Is that how you say it? Dublin. It's not Dublin? Dublin. And...

She's embodying this like way too much. I just have to say like I'm a new woman after being to Europe. Des says it's just Ireland, but like it's Europe. Yeah. And it's culture. Like I've never seen it before. The greenery, the butter, the coffee. I've just seen a lot of things. The cows. Sheep. The butter really is superior. Game changing. Okay. And the men. Yeah.

What are the men like? Top notch. The Irish men. You would love the Irish men. Really? They all have like an attitude problem because it's always rainy so they're always kind of critical. Yeah. In the most sarcastic like hilarious way. They're always like a little bit mad I feel like. Yes. Like Des had a little injury and he was on crutches. He said it's not an old man injury. It's an athlete type injury. Right. This damn hip that

hip that he's been talking about for the past two years. The past two years. He literally got a hip replacement and he was like, but it's not because I'm old. He goes to like a footballer injury. So he shows up and you think at this show and you think his fans would be all like, oh, are you okay? Like, you know, in America if someone, oh,

okay. And they were just like, he's milking that shit. And I was like, I love Ireland. Europeans are just so much more sarcastic. That's what, I love that about them though. They can take a fucking joke. Those cultural nuances are wild. Like in Ireland, they drive on the left side. So when you're actually walking and you see a person, you know how in America you just naturally walk right? They walk that way. So I'll have a full on like set a pick on myself for like five minutes to get around a person. I know you weren't driving in Ireland. Oh honey, I

You can't even drive in America. I did not drive. When is the last time you drove? Okay, I'm getting attacked right now. But I do have to say, when Des drives on the wrong side of the left side of the road, I don't want anyone getting mad at me, with a stick...

It's like hot. It's like he's like an air pilot. Like, I'm so impressed. How is he doing? How does he switch his brain like that? Is it like, no, he's very, he's much smarter than me, which I wouldn't recommend dating in your twenties because you want to manipulate them. But then by the time you get married, get a guy who's smarter than you. So you don't have to use your brain. Okay. But like, did you ever pass your road test? Okay. Why are we here? So I don't get fined. You,

experience driving i passed my road test at 24 it got expired and then i failed the test will you ever drive what the fuck happens when you have a kid next question it's called being successful enough to have a driver i like that type of attitude driver for per child do you want to hear tea yeah i heard that i don't know who told me this and if they told me i should whatever it doesn't matter you know when you you say you're gonna keep so many secrets you forget which one's which anyway let me drink my juice you don't know what's a lie from the truth

I heard that Jessica Simpson and Kim Kardashian have kids that go to the same school and Jessica Simpson will be like, did Kim drop her kids off at school today? She's just like, I guess I have to tomorrow. Who told you this, bitch? I don't know. Someone deep in the industry that's definitely never going to tell me anything again. How are you getting elementary school

school, celebrity elementary school drama. What is up with Jessica Simpson? Something's going on and no one's talking about it. Okay. Wait a minute. Can I just say, I love Jessica Simpson. I had all of her albums and I fucking love her. I was stalking her yesterday. I love her too. I am obsessed with her. She walked so we could trip on reality TV. Yeah, truly. I mean, we would be nothing without newlyweds. And to me, this is what I was, this is what I was thinking about.

When I see Nick Lachey, I see Jessica. What's his wife's name? Vanessa. Yeah, I see Jessica. Because to me... Wow, Vanessa literally just came out and said how hard this is for her. I'm going to say... About what? About what? About how much it impacted her and their relationship. He's shaking his head. Do you know this? And I don't. They were married and their breakup and everyone was so enthralled with them. Wait, so Vanessa is... This is going to be a hot take.

The Britney of Pam and Tommy.

The Britney? Yes, I followed that. Can you explain that? I was like, can you write that down? So Pam and Tommy, Pam and Tom. Yeah, here's our chart. There's Pamela Anderson. There's Tommy Lee. You like romanticize their relationship, but it didn't work out. So Tommy Lee then married this girl named Brittany. And like, you're happy. He's happy. But like in the back of your head, you're like, but what if she's not Pam? She's not Pam. Okay. And Vanessa is not Jessica. Okay.

But Vanessa and Nick are starting like all these reality shows that are making mad money. They just launched a new show on Netflix. Yeah. Where it's like you pick a person, they put everyone in a house, you pick a person to be in a relationship with and then you move in with them immediately to see if you could marry that person. It sounds so crazy but I will start watching.

I fully support that because I hate those people who are like, oh, we're waiting to see when we're ready to move in. It's like, oh, waste five years and then move in and realize you can't stand the way he like leaves the fork in the sink. Okay. So you want to move in immediately? Cause I don't believe that's what I did.

Yeah. Oh my God. You did do that. Chop his ass. People don't talk about it enough. Yeah. That you moved in. My mom would say that you were right after filming two months after. Let's say, let's just say, well, let's give you July that you really started like talking. Let's say August. You really started like for sure. Dating. You moved in in September. You never went home. You got engaged in February. You never went home. Do you miss your mom and dad? No.

All the time. Where was your shit? So my shit was in Shelter Island and his shit is in West Hampton, which is like a one and a half hour drive. And we, in the most non-romantic way, he was like, you should just bring all your stuff to my place. And I'm like, you know when you can't tell if they're just being nice or they really want it? Right, because I was like, did you ever offer? It was your quarantine stuff. It wasn't like it was your New York City apartment. Yes, I was quarantining with my parents. Did you ever offer to go home? No. We were like so close.

crazy into each other in the beginning that it was just like we just wanted to be with each other 24 7 never i would be like okay i'm gonna get out of your space yeah so then what was your transition this pod just took a turn what was your transition from leaving the hamptons to then like figuring out your living situation in new york city in the city so because you got engaged in the hamptons we got engaged in the hamptons while it was still covid so you were in

So you just stayed in the Hamptons till February. When did you come back to New York? We came back around May when comedy opened up. So we both started doing comedy in the city. And then he would, we would also go back and forth to West Hampton. Some days I'd wake up and he'd text me and be like, hey, I drove out to play golf this morning. I'll be back for dinner. So where was your New York City stuff? Yeah, what was going on with your New York City apartment? I moved my stuff in Long Island City to his Lower East Side apartment. In what month? Very early May.

Wow. All your shit. Your lease was up. Okay, you know when you're with a best friend and like after three days you're just like, I want to spend all my time with this person. That's just how I felt. Wow, that's really nice. And we also... But I want to say... Oh my God, I was picturing a girl. I was like picturing like your best friend. I was like, no, I'm ready to go home. You are... You didn't even pop into my head. You are the exception though. But Des and I are also both very independent people.

And he wakes up really early and I wake up really late. So he has like five hours to himself in the morning, which I think is important. So you guys are single. Yeah, we're single. Yeah.

I haven't seen the man. The reality of you all. I fall asleep at 8 and then I'm just like, I do whatever I want for like six hours. That honestly, that's, okay, but I'm being totally honest. That's why it works. It works though. I feel like, okay, so when I, remember when I stayed with you guys for like Memorial Day weekend? Okay, we are, we are ourselves sleeping till 10, 11. Yeah. We enjoy the finer things in life. We enjoy the finer moments in life where we can sit back and fucking relax. I see Des' head peeking in.

Every hour. Y'all still asleep?

I'm like, Des, we are asleep. I feel like we get shamed a lot for like sleeping and being in the bed and it can be called lazy, but it's really a form of mental health. Like if I know that I need to be in the bed for a certain amount of hours, I don't care what you think about it. I have to do it for myself. I wish I said more often, like when people called me lazy or said I didn't do certain things, I wish I just was like, I'm depressed. Yeah, because it's... It is a form of...

It is a depression. And it's kind of a crutch sometimes. It's like us sleeping in. That's one thing. You having all your clothes on your bed all the time. Disgusting. But again, a form of mental health. Hannah, if you want to go this route, we can go this route. But bitch, if you want to square up, let's square up and let's do it the right way. Okay? Do not come at me. Because first of all, your West Hampton home, bitch, is a mess. And I will read you. No, Hannah's a mess. You slug. You're a mother.

- This is turn for the worst. This is turn for the worst. - Your lower east side apartment? - Your mom cleaned your apartment. She loves cleaning. She loves to clean. It's her only joy in life. - And you don't. - Wait, what is Des's cleanliness level? - The same as hers. So I don't wanna hear no shit about how I keep clothes on my bed for one season when I didn't have a fucking dresser. Next. - You better put your finger down. You better put your finger down or there's gonna be a problem. - Or what? - Unless it's going in my pussy, you better put that finger down.

Also, I'm going to say this about the three of us too. That went intense. Yes.

All right, let's take it down. We are the same type of people where being around other humans drains us. Stresses me out. Where certain people, when they're around a group of people, it gives them energy. We're the opposite. So like when we're escaping to like a corner of the room to be by ourselves, it's because we physically need to. And also like some people, when they want to get away from their thoughts, we'll work out all day. And everyone's like, yeah, look at them. They're great. When I want to get away from my thoughts, I'll...

scroll on my phone in bed. Yeah. So those are two of the same things, but we're glorifying one and we're bullying the other. Yeah. I just, okay. I don't want to work on my trap. Also,

when I'm fighting with my boyfriend. Okay, but my therapist told me, like, because one time I was like, my anxiety is high. I tried to go to the gym and like run it off to see if that would help. Yeah. Dude, came back from the gym, had a full on panic attack. I was like, what is going on? She's like, some people just, they can use like working out as an outlet. She's like, you're obviously not one of those. And I was like, that's great. She's like, she's like, you are the type that you just need to like be by yourself and like, and I have to put like ice cubes in my hand to like break

bring myself down because sometimes when you're so something that like is demanding a lot of a lot more energy, you're just going to like, you're just going to freak out more. And like there are moments. Yeah. Your adrenaline. It's too much tools that you use. You said you put ice cubes in your hand. Okay. So when I'm like mid panic attack, like she does, she has panic attacks where like she shakes. Yeah. I shake and like, I can't,

I mean, my last one was in October. It was really bad. I called my mom and she was, and it's like six, it's like 5am, 6am. I'm supposed to get on a flight and like, I just couldn't do it. And I like called my mom and she's like, what? I know Sierra's not up at this time. So she answers and she's like, hello. And I'm like,

I'm freaking out. She's trying to like talk me off the ledge, but I'm just, I'm shaking. My mom ended up staying on the phone with me. I put like ice cubes in my hand. I got like frozen stuff, put it on my stomach. And I just like had to lay in bed. My mom just like talked to me for like an hour or so until she had to like go to work. And like, and then I ended up just like falling asleep. But I was like, I would wake up intermittently, like still like,

anxious and like jittery and then I'd go back to sleep and just have to like I really just have to like sleep it off yeah it's but also when I'm like in social situations which Paige does Paige used to when I used to hang out with Paige and like do we not hang out anymore?

When you were single. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. She would call an Uber and be gone instantly. And I, like, I understand an Irish goodbye, but damn, that bitch is gone. Like she saves a lot of time avoiding. She does. But now I get it. Because I get to a point where I'm like, Hmm.

And now I need to escape a lot or freak out. But it's also like you not being a people pleaser and knowing like, yeah, these people want me to be here. Right. I know that I'm a people pleaser where my drunk ass friend who's blackout and won't even remember the rest of the night will be like, Hannah, don't leave. And I'm like, okay, I'll stay.

And then she's like, for what? Pissing the sidewalk. And I'm like, why did she need me for this? Yeah. Like, but now I'm at the point where I'm like, I fucking leave. Yeah. And I get to the point where I'm like, I got to go get in bed. Like, if I'm stressed, like if something's really stressing me out, I'm like, I just have to, I have to go get in bed. I have to be, it really is like my comfort zone. Let your friends leave. Yeah. Yeah.

Normalize letting them leave. Let your friends go. Yeah. Let them go. Let them go. Let them never talk to you again. And don't chase them. Don't chase them. Let them block you. Just make sure they're home. Go on a vacation for six months and never hear from them again. Leave them alone. Let them join the witness protection program and don't ask questions about it. Don't. I do think we have to normalize, though, outgoing women who are...

You always trying to normalize. Yeah, we gotta normalize everything. Hashtag normal. Normalize outgoing. As I'm listening to us talk, she's like, normalize this. She's like, I don't wear deodorant anymore because I am your MPN, so normalize it. Normalize aluminum-free deodorant that don't fucking work. Shut up. We have to normalize outgoing, confident, very beautiful women. No.

Being actually riddled with social anxiety. Like just because I have a podcast and I talk for a living doesn't mean I want to socialize. Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm stable. Just because you're stable doesn't mean my innards are stable. I believe this fucking hairline is lame. Just because my alpha

No, just because I look put together does not mean that I am. It's like a dog. Just because the dog looks really cute doesn't mean you have to pet it. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. Oh my God. You might not agree with that sentiment, but yes. But I do think especially like people seeing us who have seen us on TV, all of us napping at times, um,

Believe me, I know all these women and they are not lazy. A lot of it is anxiety, depression, mental health stuff to make it through if you think about the situation and the context. Yeah. That we're trying to survive. Yeah. Yeah, it's draining. Things that aren't mentally draining for other people, like, doesn't mean it's not mentally draining for someone else. True, right. And it's, people are so quick to judge to be like, get over it. Oh, sorry. Like, that's what you're going for. Also, it's socially constructed that beds are made for nighttime. Yeah.

If there's one thing that you use the most in your lifetime, it's your fucking bed. I think it's big furniture just trying to sell us more types of furniture when really you just need a bed. That's why mattresses are so expensive. Yeah, now they're like 10 grand. True.

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And we stayed in a tower. And that's when I was like, I'm a princess. Apparently in Ireland, apparently, they don't have like king or queens. Right. They're just like...

I don't know what's going on in Ireland. Do they have a president? They have probably a prime minister. Yeah, I think they have a prime minister. Honestly, this shit is not. The Irish who listen, because we do have a lot of Irish gigglers, are like, they're like, you're an idiot. Stupid. They're like, please don't come back. Because they, the British, they fought with the British. I'm not going to get into it. Desi's going to be disappointed in me. Because I've been pretending that I know what's going on for a long time. This is your children's ancestry.

Oh my God, my unborn child. Yeah. History is never the same. Did you hear Craig wants to name their baby Seven? And Ransom? And Scissor. Ransom. With Scissor? Ransom? Ransom. Like, I'm going to pay this ransom. Yeah. He's an idiot. Idiot. Wait, we've gone all this time. Get rid of Craig. I'm so tired. Every time he opens his mouth. Sarah's done with Craig. Every time he opens his mouth. I'm just kidding. I love Craig, but get rid of him.

With that said, we are going on a big trip next weekend. Yeah, we are. Not to make this about me, but it's my wedding year. Oh, golly. A year? Your wedding year? Yeah. Okay. Someone just asked me and they were like, why is Hannah looking? Who was that? Was like, why is Hannah looking for a videographer for Miami? And I was like, it's her bachelorette. Who the fuck?

the fuck was I talking to about this? And they were like, are you guys just going to do hype videos for like your whole life? And I was like, yes. Yes. Yeah. Wait a minute. We were talking the other day about this good idea. What if we just like vlog our entire fucking Miami trip? I think you should. We're going to have confessionals when I can't wait for when you're super fucked up, Paige. And then

Oh! When you're super fucked up. We can just do it on our phone. The whole time, the videographer's gonna be like, Hannah's passed out in the chair. Yeah, and we'll give the videographer everything from our phone. Okay, we'll do it from the phone because video guys could be expensive. Yeah, could you imagine? Like a

Well, I talked to one guy. He's like, how many hours? And I'm like, 72. I was like, cancel your whole week. I just sent you the itinerary. Party. You were like, immediate. Bus. We're grasping the footage. Another club. No sleep. Another club. Another club. Airplane. Another club. Another club. So my TikTok knows that I'm having a bachelorette coming up. Oh my gosh.

And these girls did this bald party that was so epic. This one girl was like Mr. Clean. The next girl was Gandhi. The next girl was... I actually saw that before you sent it to me. And my initial reaction was like, oh, Hannah's Bachelorette. But then I was like, I...

I'm probably trying to pick up a dude and I'm not going out with a fucking bald cat. So I sent this to the group text. If we didn't do it in Miami, we could have done that theme party, but like. When I tell you the silence was very loud when I sent it to the group text, one girl who's already like married and is not into men was like, maybe I'll do this and everyone else was silent. I didn't, I didn't even read it. Someone said, is Paige going to block you? Someone said,

is Paige blocking you? I go, first of all, she ready to block me. Second of all. Mid-depression this morning, I didn't even open the thread. It was funny, but I said I can't fucking wait. I totally get it. I want a... I would get drunk and be like, I'm so ugly. And also, I know you have these themes. This is like a fun, cool, spur-the-moment theme, but bitch, I already put in my order for all the other themes. And also, I didn't want to say it, but a bald party is a little aggressive for this climate. Bald. Do you get it? Jada Pinkett Smith, do you get it? Oh.

I went immediately into like the weather. I don't know where I was. I started thinking about pubes. I was like, this is not. Someone dresses up a Jada piece. What do you think about Will Smith being banned for 10 years? I think it's absurd. I kind of think it's wild. I think it's crazy. He can't go. He can't vote. He can't be nominated. He can't win. I'm going to be honest. If I was Will Smith, I probably wouldn't show face for 10 years. Wait, can he not? I don't know if he can't be nominated.

I thought he can have anything to do with the Academy for 10 years. Because if he can't... I'm going to look that up. If he can't be nominated, that's his whole career. That's the whole reason why he makes movies. No, he does it for the love of it. He does it for the message. What if there's something that he is very passionate about that he wants to share with the world? I mean, fucking awards. Also, he's already done so many movies. Maybe take a breather. I think that... Maybe stop running away from something. But, like, the Oscars... I feel like...

For them to ban him for 10 years, I think that's fucking crazy. One, because literally people have done so much worse and they still have their Oscars. Like rape. Yeah, rape, molesting women, fucking sexually harassing them nonstop. They're still getting their rewards. No, that's the problem. He can still be nominated. Yeah. But he can't accept it.

But like, I feel like the Academy, well, he can't go there to accept it, but I'll be honest, but he can win it. He can win it. But it's kind of like, are they really going to vote for him though? I feel at this point, Will Smith probably doesn't want to go. Okay. I talked to my dad about it. Okay. What did Gary say? Yeah.

He feels really bad for Will Smith. He was like, you can't slap someone though. He was like, yeah, he should be getting in trouble, but he's PO'd at Jada.

You know why? He's like, this is all her fault. And no one's blaming her. Because, and you know what? She put out another little video too. Saying shh. The saying that crazy stuff. Like when she, and he was like, she was recording him. Oh yeah. But this was a while ago though. I think that video. And she also put like a statement saying like she never even wanted to marry him. She cried on their wedding day. This was all from before. People are pulling these quotes from before. Yeah, but that's insane. And she was like, I'm not a woman who needs self-defense. Was that from before?

I don't know, but I also think we can't just blame the woman. No, I'm not blaming her, but like she's not taking any accountability either. Like I'd be like, yo, I drove my husband insane. I'm sorry. I can't wait for that day. Like she had a full on affair and like probably damaged this man's emotions so much. I just, I don't. Okay. Obviously we don't understand their relationship. Yeah. We don't know in depth. But bottom line is,

if my man slaps another man for something that offended me, I would be like, I will never disagree with him in public. Unless it's something that's like, I'll give him a look. I'll give him a look like he knows, but I will be supportive, but he'll know. We'll talk about this later. I think it's so embarrassing when men fight physically. I think it's the ultimate, I get disgusted when a man, a slap. Let's move it to something happier. Yeah. J.Lo's engaged. Oh my God, J.Lo.

Oh my God, JLo's engaged with the green engagement ring. And I think that my early 2000s dreams have come true today. I think we've had a lot of opinions on JLo and Ben Affleck on this pod. And we recently were not really feeling it. Let's be honest. Most recently we weren't feeling it. Why? I would say that was what? Like a month, two months ago? Because they were just being like so PR that it started to get obnoxious. But I think someone told them. Yeah.

Hey, Giggly Squad has called you guys out. Yeah. Giggly Squad has said, you guys are trying too hard. You're walking around Madison Square Park kissing with a whole team. They're walking around Madison Square Park? Yeah, they did a whole PR stunt and it started to get to the point that it was overexposing. The fact that they did a subtle, like, did she do an email newsletter or something? She literally announced it on her website. Get those emails up, girl. I appreciate. Honestly, least romantic thing I've ever heard. She's like,

She went on her Instagram story and said, head to JenniferLopez.com. I have an announcement. And it was her engagement announcement. We're all pawns in their love scheme. Wait, really? We're all pawns in the game of making people money. I have a few things. Now my opinion is changing. A few things. One, I'm not down for the green ring.

I was reading up on green rings. In the early 2000s, I was very down for the pink one. Okay. Can I tell you what her pink... Rumor is that she kept her pink ring. Can I tell you what it's worth now? Yeah. Ben reportedly bought that for about $1.5 to $2 million at the time. Girl, that ain't nothing. And now it's probably worth around $12 to $15 million because pink diamonds are so rare and precious. Yes. Where is it now? Bitch, I'm trying to find it. Probably like...

Where is the ring? Cause she just got another one. She just fully Julia Foxed me. I was like, that's a lot of money. And she was like, no, it isn't. Anyway. You know, and she's like, are you done dating billionaires? And she was like, definitely not. Definitely not. Oh my God. I can't wait to see who your next billionaire boyfriend is. We're in New York city. I'm only, how many did a billionaire? My next billionaire. Me too. Let me just say me too.

Millionaire, billionaire, we'll take him. You know, everyone's trying to have their moment. She went green, but it's not emerald. It's just green. It's not an emerald. Yeah, no, it's like light green. I don't love it. But there was a rumor that they'd been hanging out way before like the public knew, which is like obvious. Yeah. And it was way before. She broke up with A-Rod? Yeah. Good for her. You know that song Keisha Cole, I Should Have Cheated?

That's my favorite song. I should have cheated. It's been a reoccurring theme in my life right now. I should have lied. I should have cheated. Oh. Girl, I should have went out to the club.

Yes. I don't know this song. R&B Queen doesn't know this song? I know. I don't know this one. Okay, there's a song. She's like, I should have cheated. I was listening to this. She basically sang, if you're going to accuse me of all this shit, I should have done it. I should. And A-Rod was running around. A-Rod was running around doing whatever. And I was like, damn, JLo should have cheated. They had a business relationship. She was like, you fool around. I fool around. Don't embarrass me. I won't embarrass you. And then he embarrassed her. He embarrassed the fuck out of her. With a blonde. Thank you, Craig.

Oh, yeah. Craig is responsible. Craig is responsible. And I feel like that in some, and I have been such a Jennifer Lopez supporter. You know what? This is the one time. I feel like in some way I should be invited to that wedding. Girl. Wait, you should. I should. Wait, absolutely. Craig and I should be invited to that wedding. I actually co-signed that. Yeah. You know, because like. If there's one thing Craig ever did for us, it was that. Benefer. Well, maybe some more things for you, but for me, it was definitely Benefer.

Do you think if you're Jennifer Lopez, why do you think she wanted to get married so fast again? I can't imagine being engaged that many times in the public eye. I'm getting married and it's a fun party, but I can't imagine doing it six times. Could you imagine being engaged that many times in the public eye? No. I feel like even just having...

a guy come on TV and fuck you over is enough for me to be like, I'll never have my relationship on TV. Like that's crazy. Yeah, I know. It's terrifying. And she's done it like so many times. Well, they're making a choice to have their relationship public, which is interesting because Kim Kardashian went to the Kardashian premiere and Pete chose not to be on the carpet and they kind of made it like he's being such a supportive guy. But we know every girl wants the guy on the carpet with her. So I think Pete... No, I don't want him on the carpet with me. But I think Pete was...

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is getting help apparently. And we love that for you. Yeah, we love that. I mean, he's going to a behavior. And people are like, oh, Kanye dropped out of the Grammys. Oh, good. Let him work on himself instead of being like, he's saying no to the checks, which are probably what drove him insane in the first place. Which he's already a billionaire. It's not like it's going to make that much of a difference. Kanye dropped out of Coachella. And so they went to Bruno Mars and they were like, well, you fill Kanye's spot. And he was like, yeah, but I want what you're paying Kanye. And they were like, what?

And he was like, well, obviously you have the money, so give it to me. Yeah, the money was designated for Kanye. I think they gave it to him. Damn, am I going to Coachella? Bruno Mars? I don't have it in me in the least bit. I don't have it in me either. Here's the thing. This is my ideal Coachella experience. Well, this is two girls. Anyway, continue. Sorry. Two girls what? Paige and I. One cup? What's going on? Two girls that want to be in bed. No, but let's... Two girls want bed. Two girls want bed. Two girls want bed.

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Love it. I kind of love it. There's something there. And it's just me and you in bed and we live stream it and we don't do anything the whole time. That's ASMR. Oh, I've been wanting to get into ASMR. We order different foods. You hear us taking it out of the packages. We eat it. And occasionally we see a funny... I'm going to be an ASMR person. We see a funny video and then a little air just comes out of her nose like... That's exactly what they do. They're like... And then they do it on different sets.

On TikTok they do it too. They make so much fucking money. Yeah, just eat an ice cream. Okay, wait. My ideal Coachella experience, I want a section and I only want it to be like three people in the section. And I want to be like this close to the stage. Like this is the stage, this is me. And then like four chairs. So you want to be Haley Beecher. Yeah. Like I want it to be so exclusive. That would probably cost me like 50 grand, but.

I'm probably not going to Coachella. Speaking of going places, Paige, we're very good at transitions. Don't be alarmed by it. Don't be alarmed. We haven't even been able to talk about your bachelorette party. Don't. Are you going to? You went to a restaurant with Craig. I went to a restaurant with Craig. What did he do? He ordered a massive. Okay, first of all, let me just start out with this.

I feel like I've lived this experience so many times. I don't know how I started dating a man that likes musicals. I'm literally questioning everything. You have to go to a musical. It makes me want to die. You have to go to a musical. I've been to two now. I hate musicals. Dude, I hate them. Does he know that? Yes. Okay. What is the second one? It's funny if you're still pretending. Okay, like a little bit I am still.

I like to like do things that are different though. Like rather than like, oh, let's just like go out to dinner and like, let's get drink. Like, I like that we do events, like things like that. So we were walking down the street and he was like, oh,

We should see if like Book of Mormon is playing because we had just like hung out with someone who was like, it's my favorite play. Like you have to go. And we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we should go. But I had no intention of going. I was joking. It was a joke. I thought it was a bit. I'm like, oh my God, yeah, I should go. I have no intention of going. Gassing this third person up with like, yeah, we'll tell you how it is. Yeah, it's how you reply to everything. Yeah, I'll totally do that. Yeah, for sure. She's like, yeah, definitely.

a thing that you do yeah i'm like oh my god absolutely yeah for sure and then the minute you walk away i'm not doing that i'm fucking going like i'm not going if i have to leave me at my apartment i'm not going so that's why we're at her apartment right now truly when you guys were like at my apartment i was like okay because pate just orbo never has to leave i don't leave it's called anxiety and depression i will have a panic attack if i have to leave

So we're walking down the street. We had like gone shopping one day. We're walking down the street. We're doing New York City things. Walking down Park Avenue. Yeah, we stopped, got a hot dog from a cart. And then he was like, let's go to Book of Mormon. And in the moment, I was like, yeah.

yeah, what a fun thing. So he looked up the tickets. We're going the next day. We go out to dinner. He gets this massive seafood tower. I'm embarrassed by everyone like next to us. Who's like, these people are like, don't live in New York. Like who comes and orders a fucking seafood tower. That's the size of the table. Uh,

I died for you. Did you eat any of the seafood tower? I honestly ate all of it. It was so good. We went to Quality Bistro. It just opened. It's like this little French restaurant. It's like the same as like Quality Italian, all those places in New York. It was really good. If you order a seafood tower, it's like, what are you trying to prove? Yeah. Like, who are you impressing? What are you missing inside that you are now putting on your outside? But the way that Craig orders, he orders everything. Everything.

And he doesn't eat anything. I hate that. I hate that. Because guess who doesn't eat it? I do. I will end up eating it. No, I think he just wastes so much food. He does. But I do that also. I know. So I don't find it as a pet peeve. I know. Yeah, because I eat all your food. Yeah. And in his defense, the man loves seafood. I've had so many crab boils in this New York City apartment. You know what it is? It's hard. That to me is crazy that you get that shit delivered. I mean-

In a plastic bag. In a plastic bag. And he puts a towel down on this table. He sits on the floor. And the man cracks up the crabs and hands them back to me. And I eat them. Wait, he cracks them for you? That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. There's no way. You are going to get salmonella one day. These crabs are from the Hudson. These crabs are from the Hudson River. They are from the Hudson. I'm sure you're ordering extra for the salmonella. A C-star restaurant. A C-star. A C-rating restaurant. A crab boil restaurant.

For a where? I don't know. When you order a seafood... Oysters? I don't know. No, not oysters. Clams, but mussels? No, just crabs and lobster. That shit is not starting. I'm judging Craig. This is the thing. This is the nightmare of everything we were saying. We like to actually not get attention unless we want it. And a seafood tower is a moment that I don't... It's like happy birthday. It's the food version of singing happy birthday. That's exactly what it was. I was like, I don't want people looking at our table. You don't even like... Oh, they got the seafood tower. You don't even like when people bring alcohol with the...

Sparklers. Sparklers. That is literally sparklers for dinner. But we know who we're dealing with. Craig loves attention. Craig loves attention. He does. If there's...

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Oh my God. Wow. I didn't realize we were that close. Really? Damn. I feel like I'm like Craig and...

Girl, I know we are not that, you're not that great at math, but I know for a fact that you could do 2022 minus 1942. For a second I did think, I was like, wait. But I do think it's important to have a best friend who's similar to your significant other. I think Craig brings the silly out in you. Yeah, Craig's an idiot. That's why she likes him. Also, Gary's so silly and such an idiot. Yeah. Like, such an idiot. I'm an idiot. I figured it out, like Paige's type when we spent Thanksgiving together. I was like, oh, okay. You like stupid. Yeah.

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these places so this is I'm not gonna see you for six hours and I said okay buckle up I woke up I ate chips I did stay awake for the second half because I had a soda so I was like ready to go he loved every minute of it he thought it was the best play he's or the best musical he's ever seen

He didn't cry, but he laughed the whole time. It's the people that made South Park. The people that write South Park made the play. I cannot stay awake. I saw, what's that one? Wicked at the Gershwin. People are like, oh my God, you went to go see Wicked? Yeah, I went for my 16th birthday. I can tell you one thing that happened. Yeah, girl, me neither. I was asleep within the first five minutes. Right when it started, I was like, I'm going to settle down. It's dark, dark.

The seats are cushions. People are singing. No, it's literally lullabies. It's so loud. But everyone's focused on one thing that you feel like no one's looking at you. So you're like alone almost. And the noise, it kind of. And it's not like a baseball game where like you could get hit. Like there's no fear. See, I can do a play. Like there's sometimes like I've gone to plays and I'm like, I can stay awake. Musicals, you don't have to sing everything. Yeah. I feel that way about musical movies. Yeah.

I hate musical movies. If you've ever had a musical theater friend, they're really fun. Craig is my musical theater friend. They will Starland. Craig's favorite show is Blade. And I'm like, I don't know. Okay. This is what they do. They'll be like, and then I started to think. We'll say it after. And then I started to think to myself, why me? Yeah. I was like, shut up. It's so dramatic that I'm like, I can't. It's so dramatic. The setup is so corny. They're always like. It's corny.

But have you ever thought about the thing that you think of when you go up? You can see the song on the tip of their tongue. Spot on. Wait, exactly what it is. Hannah, I see your next career brewing. I think my mom would want to tell me that I'm just a boy. You're beautiful. No, seriously, that's what it's like. I will say, it did pitch perfect. Maybe I could be good at that, though. That is a musical movie that I could like. Yeah, because they were in a music competition, so it was proper. Oh, yeah, that's why I like that. Have you ever seen Mulan?

No. I haven't seen it in a while. It's the greatest movie ever made and there are songs in it. Wait a minute. I take back. Okay, do the Disney movies count? Because, yeah, they do count. It's like a musical. But they're very, there's a lot of memory and nostalgia. But they're not singing it. There just happens to be a song playing while there's a crazy scene happening. No, Simba sings. He does? Yeah. I Can't Wait to be King? I don't count those. Simba's a fuckboy. We don't associate with him.

Agree or disagree? I mean, my track record agrees, but... Or disagrees. Simba love-bombed the shit out of Nala. Yeah, he sure did. And then left her for dead. Left her for dead, because he has daddy issues. He did come back and have babies with her, right? Which is weird, because she's technically his cousin, because all... Yeah, that's true. The same little... The tribe, they all come from the same dick. What do you call a group of lion? A pack? A pack.

A pack? Tribe. Tribe. That's not right. That's not right. Patrick said it. Okay. Is it tribe? I have one more thing that I read about.

Have you heard of masturbation? On TikTok? Manifestation, yes. Masturbation manifestation? No. Okay. So while you're fingering yourself. I have heard of this. I have heard of this. At the moment that you're like coming is when you should manifest because you are like your lightest self. And like you're most in tune with the world. What the fuck is on y'all's TikTok algorithm? I have heard about it. I have heard about it. And I'm confused. Have you done it?

Not yet because I'm scared. There's something about also like the positive feeling, like you're feeling something good in that moment, connecting it with like, oh, when I think of my career, it's amazing. Like your brain is the most connected with your body at that exact moment. Okay. So when you're about to come or when you're coming? I think about this whole bit. This is what I do. When Ez and I are having sex, right when he's about, I go, Netflix special! Netflix special!

And then you just lay there. Wow. I hope you get your Netflix special. You are going to get a Netflix special because I feel like we are. When's the last time you had sex? When's the last time you manifested this? He's in Ireland. So last time I visited him. Oh, but you could do like phone sex, masturbation. Also, I don't need a man. You don't need him. Yeah, you don't need him. You don't need him. No, honestly, their dreams could like infect my dreams. So like keep it to yourself. It's probably best to do it by yourself. Craig will like start. What?

He'll end up getting my manifestation. He'll hijack your manifestation. He'll be like, you started a YouTube channel? Use their sperm to take their talent and then manifest your shit. The fact that you have to spread your legs. I love that there's a video. Can you tell us? Yeah, because you are just spreading your legs. I feel like this is real, though. Damn, who am I going to...

Ooh, I just charged my vibrator last night. This is perfect. I think you are going to get a Netflix special because I had a weird deja vu moment. Remember when I said to you, oh, I turned on Netflix and there was some comedian that had a Netflix special and I just watched the preview. And in my head, I was like, Hannah's is so much better. Can you stop? But it was like, I said it as if like Hannah's Netflix special is better than hers.

Oh, like she had already had one. Oh. Okay, this is the first time they were nice to me all day and I don't like it. Like I really feel uncomfortable. That's the first compliment she gave me in like two and a half weeks. I don't like it. I don't trust you. But receive it. Sierra, did you have fun on Giggly Squad? I mean, it's just like any other day with y'all.

I do have to say, Sierra is good on the mic. Yeah, she is. Because at first I was like, is she going to be a little tight? Oh, you doubted me, bitch. I see. I doubt you. I think it's the environment that we create. Yeah, we have a safe, open space. Okay, and then, okay, guys, these bitches want credit for everything. This is a safe space that we created. It's not easy to get. It wasn't for us. It was really not easy to get on a mic. You would have flopped.

Like, we couldn't just bring someone random from the street. Like, we could have made it awkward and when you sat down, like, accused you of something or some shit. You did, bitch. You said you had beef with me. That was the joke. You said you had beef with me. Because we did. Did you fuck John Mayer? No. Would I? Yes.

That's all we need to know. That's all we need to know. Thank you for giggling with us, guys. We love you so much. Ciara, it was an honor to have you on. Guys, thanks for having me on. I appreciate this. My friend. It was a long time coming. And honestly, Hannah just does things now without telling me, YouTube channel, and inviting you on the pod. So I was just like, okay.

Yeah, as long as Paige doesn't have to go anywhere, she's fine with everything. Literally. Yeah, check out our YouTube channel. We have merch that's out. Des really wants the ski outfit. He's like mad that I didn't get him the ski outfit. Really? He loves skiing. I think it might be sold out, though. It might. We'll see. And we love you guys so much. Check us out on YouTube. Talk to you later. Bye. Bye, guys.