Giggling about curtain bangs, Teresa vs. Jackie, and how to poop at a guy’s place
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So we have a fucking episode today. We really do. A lot of life updates, some wild stories that I've been holding off not telling you about so I can get your authentic reactions. Wow, I can't wait. But first we have to address something important. What is it? You got curtain bangs. No, I did. I have a question. Okay.

You're very proud of your current bangs, but how does this differ from you having a breakdown and getting bangs? If you put curtain in front of it, it doesn't sound as bad. Like what's happening? Here's the thing. I feel like because I can still put them behind my ears at like such or I can pin them back and it's like I never got bangs. It's like her mental stability isn't. We're not rock bottom. We're not rock bottom.

We're on our way for sure. We're on that path, but we're not there yet. Yeah, we don't know what path it is, but we're on one. Also, how would you define curtain bangs? Because I've never heard of this shit until like two weeks ago when you were like, I'm doing it. I had never heard of it either until I saw it on TikTok, honestly. And I just saw girls with like just like the most wavy long hair. And I was just like, I need curtain bangs.

I need a switch, a switcheroo because I'm not down with dying my hair because I'm too nervous about it. And I don't think I would really look good any other color than the color I am. So like I either have to like have a bob or I need to do something drastic with my cut. So the next and I'm not going to get straight bangs because I'm not a sociopath. Yeah. So I was just like.

We're curtaining it up. And I don't know. I don't know where the term curtain bangs came from. I just saw it on TikTok and I was like, I'm doing this. I just feel like you're so much more adventurous than me with all your hairstyles. Like within the three years I've known you, you've reinvented yourself like fucking Madonna, where I'm still here. I was just going to say that. What am I, Madonna? I'm just like, I need a revamp on my look, people.

Like your brand has changed. And it's so funny because your hairdo like made you season one. Like I'm not trying to like you were more than that, but like it was iconic. And then you were like, I don't need that. As the girl with the short hair. Yeah. You were like, watch me blow up without that haircut. And then I'm just still here with like my tangled, not brushed out middle part. Yeah. But you switch up your color.

Okay. Sometimes you're really light. Sometimes like season one, summer house, you were like practically blonde. Like your hair was very light. Yeah. And then I was like one or two inches shorter my second season, which I mean, no guys would ever see that difference, but girls would appreciate. I can only shave my fucking head and be like, what's different about me? And they're like,

uh, you got new shoes? And I'm like, no, I'm bald. Guys literally can't process hair, changes in hair. So then you wonder like, why am I worried about three pounds when I could literally have a bob and my boyfriend would be like, did you? And every time I would tell any guy like I'm cutting my hair like really short, they would be like, no, what? Oh my God, you can't have a bob? Like that's so weird. And like any guy that I said, I was like, I'm getting bangs. They were like,

I was like not like Zooey Deschanel circa the new girl like not those type of bangs even though she is pulls that shit off iconically I love that show next thing we have like our notes page that we put stuff we want to talk about through the week what did you well you put eyelash serum what are you talking about

Oh my god Okay I have to tell The girls So I Used to be obsessed With getting eyelash extensions And Hannah hated them When I got them Hated them No you looked good But you just didn't Sometimes I went overboard Sometimes I went overboard Sometimes

I would go in and I would just say to the lady like just fuck me up you know sometimes when you were drunk like two or three of the eyelashes would like be turned in the wrong direction it would be like almost hitting your eyeball and I like couldn't focus on what you're saying and I just want to pull him out but I didn't want to ruin it and it was hard for me

Remember how many times I'd have like eye problems? Yeah. With like my contacts and my lashes. Okay. Then I like, I totally changed who I was this fall because I stopped getting eyelash extensions. I stopped wearing my contacts. I got LASIK eye surgery. So I'm all natural up here. So then I saw this girl on TikTok. I got all my professional...

All my news from TikTok. I saw this girl and she was using two different eyelash serums. And she said that she had used them for four months and her eyelashes were crazy. So one of them is the Grande. You can get both of them on Amazon. One of them is Grande Lash. It's in like a gold thing. And then the other one is...

Rapid lash. It's called rapid lash. And so I put both of them on every single night. How much do you put on? You just do like how you would normally do it. Like you dip it in the thing and then do like one swoop on your lash line. I've started putting it in my eyebrows too. Oh my God. So I've been using it for a month. She said after four months, her lashes were like insane. So we're doing, we're like, we're testing it out. If you put it on your chin, would you get a beard? Probably. That's...

It's worrisome. I feel like I'll put it on your nipples, Hannah. But anyway, so like I love tips and tricks for the girls, you know, and if you want hairy nipples and I know what to do, I have a little life update. Actually, I just, it's not an update. It's, it's something sad. It's something that I'm just going to admit. Um, I let my license expire after two years.

I know some of you, you know, you see me, you're like, damn, Hannah's doing well. She's not. Damn, Hannah's got it all together. Literally had two years. Two years. And first of all, I never wanted my driver's license. I was like, in the city, I never needed to do it. We didn't have driver's ed in Manhattan high schools. Which is so crazy to me. No one does it. Literally no one. Like when you turn 16, anywhere else, it's like...

I went on my 16th birthday to get my driver's permit. When I turn 16, I'm just like, damn, my metabolism is slowing down and I can't have muffins every morning. No, I was pretty good. I was still... Anyway, so I basically...

Went to Wisconsin and whatever. I used buses and my teammates would drive me around. Went back to New York and never needed a license. And my dad was like, you need to be a grown up. You have to get a license. And I was like, fine. So I mean, in case of an emergency, what if you need to like just flee somewhere?

in case there's a zombie apocalypse yeah like what if you're someone's just like hannah keys i'm trying to be excessive i'm successful enough i just have drivers all the time however there have been awkward moments where i'm like in my car in my friend's car and someone will be like hey can you move up a little and i'm just like no and they're like what and i'm like i don't know how next thank you next wait so realistically how many times have you driven

So I drive around Shelter Island when I was... I got my whatever practice license thingy and I would drive around. Yeah, my permit. But there's no stoplights on Shelter Island. So it's like not real driving. So you're literally driving in a field. I'm driving in a parking lot, a big parking lot. You're literally Amish and you have a horse and buggy. I've drove like a handful of times with stoplights like in Riverhead or something. But then I...

I had like two driving lessons in the city, which was the scariest thing ever. I lost confidence from that. And then my first driver's test, I failed in Riverhead. My second one, I went to the Bronx, which was wild. There's just like,

crazy like some guy on a skateboard like like jumped in front of me and like it was just there was all these weird overpasses whatever I all I know is I blacked out and somehow I I you're like laughing at me but it's true I was so nervous but I somehow got in perfectly in the parking what is it called when you back parallel park parallel park yeah I was perfect with it don't know how to happen then I

The lady basically as I'm going back is like, okay, you passed. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm so excited. And as I'm getting back in, I rammed the curb. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Did she still pass you? Yeah. She just goes, Jesus Christ. Or she said something like she'd mumbled under her breath and I was like, I'm so sorry. And she gives me,

The pass And I walk outside And my dad's waiting for me And he goes No no no no no She did not just pass you I go yes she did We're leaving We're leaving Get out of here We're leaving And he goes I'm making a citizen's arrest Before she changes her mind My dad literally was like You should be not on the road So I'm like not feeling That good about myself Even though I passed Not great

So then I never had to drive, except, like, summer house. People were like, can you drive? And I'm like, I literally can't. And I don't know how to explain that to you. Like, I can't. I also have anxiety with driving. Yeah. And, like, driving to the Hamptons is, like, no joke. Like, getting on the LIE is, like, not – you have to, like, be very cautious. And it's not even you. You have to be so cautious of other drivers. Yeah. So, like, whenever somebody wanted you to drive, I was like, no, I want to make it there. Yeah.

You know, like I want.

I want to get there. Do you want to live? Then no, I'm not driving. And I don't want that responsibility. So I feel like if you live in the suburbs, you gain confidence because you're like always driving in the same... Like you just gain confidence. With me, where it's like if you drive in the city, you just hate... Like you get yelled at immediately. People just start honking at you. So I've never done it. So I got my fucking driver's license because my dad didn't. Then he told me that I didn't even deserve it. So then I guess it expired after like two years. But then...

you have two years to renew it. I didn't know this. And I got all ready to renew it. But then COVID hit.

And then I was kind of like, I guess I can't do it. Turns out all I had to do was go online. And they were letting, like literally when we were at Summer House, I, at any other time, turns out at the end of August was when it officially expired to the point, I now have to take the test again. Paige, no, this is like my literal nightmare. I have so much anxiety about driving. I have to go take the written test next week. And then I have to sit through a five hour, whatever the fuck that is. Like driver's course? Driver's course. And then I have to,

Do the test again But part of me is happy Like maybe I'll like Really get confidence But part of me is like Wait Do you have to come back To the city to do the test Or can you do it in like Riverhead I think I'm gonna do it in Riverhead But still like I'm so stupid

Wait, this is actually hilarious. And if you don't document like you learning how to redrive, like you're a 90 year old woman, I will you will miss out on some really good content. But also people think driving so easy. They're so confident in me. They're like, you're confident. Get in the car. And then I'm like in the car and they're like, why did you do that? And I'm like, because I'm scared. Oh, my God. So what makes you scared? Because I love driving. Like it's it's because it's not part of my culture. Yeah.

It's just not who I am. I don't identify with it. I once was actually in Arkansas and my friend's hot brother was like, oh my God, you don't know how to drive? And I was like, no. And he's like, you could drive my car. And I was like, no. And he's like, no, you can. I was like, this is stupid. And I literally almost got in an accident. And then he was like... You know what you need? A Tesla. They drive themselves? They drive themselves. I know. I was just trying to wait for that. But like...

Oh my god but what's happening is now I'm in a situation where I'm living in West Hampton and there's so many times that I'm like shit if I had my license. Yeah. Because you can't take Ubers everywhere. No and like I'd force people around me to drive me everywhere but it turns out I'm not that fun in the car apparently I just look at my phone the whole time.

Well, yeah, you're not. You're horrible at directions. And I'm not good at directions. You're not a co-pilot. The amount of times I feel like I've driven with you and have just been like manning the vehicle, also doing the directions, picking the songs. I have some relationship advice for people. This is our mental health moment. It's not about who's so hot or who's...

has more followers or whatever it's about finding the person who's right for you as in if I dated a guy I don't care if he's fucking Brad Pitt and he's bad at directions we're not gonna work because we will never even find our way home ever like every day will be a nightmare being lost so like I've even my best friends in life have always been good at directions like we just gravitate towards each other I'm like I'm lost little duckling and they're like follow me follow me another thing about driving and like

cars in general first of all i feel like okay actually let me circle back because i have a lot more to say about this than i anticipated so many things happen in a car like in the suburbs like that are first times like the first time like you make out with someone like a guy dropping you off at your home and like sitting in the driveway like things like that so like

no being in a car to me with a significant other is like memories such good memories and like a very big deal if we have to drive for more than more than 30 minutes more than 45 minutes and we can't vibe out in that car together and laugh and like listen to the same music and like someone turn a song on and be like oh my god i haven't heard the song in so long

I don't want it. I don't want it. I was dating someone one time and Hannah was in the car with me. Do you remember this?

I know exactly what you're going to say. Okay, so I was in the car and Hannah was in the car with me and I was dating this guy. Very nice car. Very nice. Such a nice car. Such a great car. When the car would turn, it would like hug you. Yeah, we were like great fucking car. And we wanted to like vibe with the music or like we wanted to talk and laugh. Like I don't want to sit there. And we listened to a podcast.

Aliens For I don't know Two hours We listened to a Joe Rogan podcast And as I like to say We are too pretty To know who Joe Rogan is Yeah

Have you been seeing those memes that are like Joe Rogan for like president? It's 2025. Joe Rogan's president. Everything is fine. People have said that we're the Joe Rogan of giggles. The Giggle podcast of Joe Rogan. Anyway, long story short. We're the Joe Rogan of idiots. We're the Joe Rogan of can't form sentences but have a podcast.

also we're all about aliens like i'm all about yeah no no for sure we love an alien moment however this was not this was a guy talking about a guy who heard a guy talk about aliens and like that's a point where you know when like you're looking at your friend you're like what the fuck's going on but like i can't say anything because it's your relationship like i don't have to start a fight with your boyfriend unless it's on a television show anyways finally you go who gives a

about this dude Brad. Brad might have saw an alien. Talk to Brad. Like you literally were just like snapped. Like I didn't know. Like you weren't, you just were like, why are we listening to this? And he's like, is this not interesting? And you were like, I want the last two hours of my life back. I almost felt like I could feel Hannah silently hyping me up from the back. Like you fucking tell him. Put on Z100. Put on Z100. 97.1%.

Do you know what it felt like? It felt like you're in the car with your brother or sister and your dad's mad at you and you have to listen to the news. I'm so sorry. My friend's having a boy crisis and literally I can't deal with it right now. Can you tell me what it is? Because I have a friend who just called me about a boy crisis too that I'm about to tell you about. She just like kind of realized that she loves her best friend. Wait, that's actually hilarious because every day you've been doing the same thing and then one day you like...

trick your mind and you're like, wait, no, I have to think about this totally differently. Yeah. So she's like going through it right now. So anyhow, I, yeah. What'd he say? Was she sober? He feels the same, but like, it's just, it's complicated. It's wild. It's wild. Relationships are wild. Especially when like you like a friend, um,

It just, it gets dicey. It's, I mean, we both get it though. I've actually never had success dating a guy who was a friend first, because if I'm not attracted to you immediately, it's not going to work. Me neither. I like to know as little about you as possible. And I like to keep it that way. End of story.

I actually was giving advice to a girl who, her name's Kelsey Cook. She's a great comedian. She was just on Burning in Hell. And she got married at 22. By the way, she's gorgeous, funny, everything. Got married at 22 at an open mic. I mean, she met the guy in an open mic. Then just got divorced at 31 a week before quarantine. She literally has never even seen dating apps. She's like an actual alien entering the dating scene. And she was like,

Do you have any advice for me? Like at the end of the pod and I was like, look, you are beautiful, smart, funny. Right now you feel lonely, but do not. Do they have kids? No. I was like, do not fall for the first charming guy who wants to date you. Just like, you know how sometimes you're just like, you just like that they like you. Can we?

that is a real fucking thing i fucking i just have to say i fucking loved that luke bothered me all the time like yeah i was in love with him no i like the attention when i was fucking bored oh it's such two opposite ends of the spectrum because like i love a guy who wants nothing to do with me you know like i love that yeah but then there's something else where like if someone's

obsessed with you and but like plays it off kind of in a cool way but like you know they really like you the attention is just a guy loves my mind like when I know a guy just like loves conversation with me like sex is cool because like eight minutes of fire whatever but like when a guy likes your mind for three hours like that's hot yeah

When he like can sit there and laugh at you like there's this one guy that like if I post anything he's like in my DMs like you're so fucking cute. I'm not even listening to what you're saying but you're so fucking cute and I'm like keep it coming. I need that attention in my life and like I need more of it.

But then it's when the attention becomes like it's then it's a fine line from when you then get the toxic or you actually like understand who they are, that things can change. That's what I was just trying to tell her. Like the first guy who gives you I was like, just understand. Some girls don't realize that like you can pull so many dudes.

Yeah. It doesn't matter. Other people telling you that certain people are the best you can ever get. It doesn't matter. You also never end up with the rebound. No. And I also I just feel like it's the girls who always said, I feel like I've come this long this far. Why settle now? Let's just keep it going. You know?

And oh, she also says something inspiring, which is like people who are single. I think they could get really sad because they feel like so literally no one loves me. Like no one wants to be with me when that's literally not it, Paige, at all. No, not at all. It's literally you're deciding you don't want to be with anyone right now. There are so many nice guys who would literally date me tomorrow. And I'm like, you get out of here. I want the guy.

who literally has been ghosting me for a year like how are you not understanding that that the guy who doesn't give a shit about me is who i want to date but you know what's fucking the fucking hottest though when a guy who just sees you and straight up like yeah i like you and not in a corny way just like yeah i know you're it and and i've been around and you're it

That's the hot shit. When there's a guy that's like, who knows you. And then you try to play games and fuck with them and they're like, okay, do you want to play games or can we just like not? Can we just do this? And you're just like, now this is like next level. That is Mario Kart Gold. Also tell your friend this. There's also like,

There's guys who have liked you from like day one and have watched you be in relationships and then like when you're single the amount of people that come out of the woodwork that are like I've just been waiting for you to like be single and give me a chance and you're like I didn't even know you knew my name. You're like bitch I would have broken up with my boyfriend six months ago. Why didn't you tell me that when I was like two pints of ice cream deep wondering what the fuck was going on.

So speaking of friends and love, I have a wild story for you. Yeah. So my friend texts me is like, I need to talk to you ASAP. And she's not a friend that I talk to like every single day. So I was like, what kind of crazy shit is happening? So she basically goes, I just found out the guy I've been dating since September has a whole relationship with another girl in Miami. First of all, I'm like, why do my friends always think that I'm the one they need to talk to about this crazy shit?

I'm like, I am living a retired life right now. You're a good sounding board and you give like funny quips back. You're like, well, is she pretty? And I will get heated with you. I will get heated with you. So she basically tells me, oh, this is why it's interesting. That was a crazy sound that you just made. I just full on did a, what is it called? Beatboxing? Beatboxing.

I thought you were saying like the vowels like A-E-I-O-U. What's going on? It kind of felt good to be honest. Okay, good. Also, real quick, I got stuck on Clubhouse accidentally. Dude, can we talk about that? Because I actually don't know what it is. And I feel like such a millennial. I got a notification that like Vinny from Jersey Shore was on doing like something about reality TV with Kristen Doughty and like Girls No Job and Mike's

the situation so i just pressed it and it's basically like you're listening to someone's group phone call and no way and then every then you see all the people in attendance and the people can like click on someone to go in so they're talking about reality people and steven from summer house was on it too but he was with me in the crowd we were just watching

And then Claudia Oshry must have seen me and pressed me to recommend me to be part of the, and I literally freaked out and just X out. And then I was like, I just didn't know. Like I was like 11 o'clock and like I was, I just didn't want to get involved in that.

No, I'd freak out. If you don't want to talk, can you say, like, I'm not talking? You can say no. I don't really get what it is. So it's just, like, you can go on and you can listen to people's conversations. And then they can pick you if they want you to, like, chime in. Yes.

but it's like mostly like your list it's it's basically like a panel it's basically a panel okay so it's like a virtual panel and then you could put people into the panel and stuff but you can't see anyone no you're just hearing people people's faces it's interesting part of me is like i do podcasts all day like i don't know if i but it's interesting to be in like a group talk of a lot of people they were talking about being on reality tv so it was like interesting for a second

The last thing I want to be is on a phone call that I can't fucking hang up from, you know? That's exactly what I said. Like, watch, we're on Clubhouse, like, in two weeks. However, right now, I hate phone calls more than anything. My brother makes fun of me all the time because, like, to get off the phone, I will literally use any excuse. I'm like, oh, I'm coughing a lot. I got to go. He's like, what?

I'm like, sorry, I have to like shut the refrigerator. Bye. The amount of times I've been in public being like, hey, I'm getting into an elevator and I'm just walking down the street. The elevator one is so good. I've I always use. I'm like, oh, my mom keeps calling me. Let me see what she wants. I got to go. Oh, my God. I have to eat dinner. And they're like, it's breakfast. And I'm like, OK, I got to go. So this girl text me, my friend. She had texted me in September. And she basically is like, hey, I'm talking to this.

to this guy he's like a comic do you know him and i was like no but like in the comedy world it's known overall the rule is don't date comedians that's just the rule but like comedians dating comedians or just like in general in general don't date comedians and if you're a comedian also don't date comedians got it so you and desert going strong or what's happening we are like in the

against the rule. Got it. You're the exception to the rule. I do not recommend it. But there's also certain kinds of comics. There's the comic you'll meet who never turns off. He's off stage and he still has to be the funniest one in three friends when you're just having coffee. And it's non-stop clown. You're like, hey, it's 7am. Pack it in. You're like, do I have to laugh every fucking three seconds to make you feel like your dick is big? And then there's...

The kind of people who get immediately depressed When they go off stage So off stage they're just like in their head And they're just like yeah you know life is just so fucked up You know like No way So they're like the darkest Because you have to just constantly be reflecting on your own life To be a comic to like come up with shit They're tough So I basically was like don't recommend dating a comic Especially not one that's like

that I don't know right and and she was just like yeah whatever he's hot how'd they meet good question oh you guys this story is fucking wild wild wild wild random do you know this guy she started I she probably met him on like hinge or something okay so then she just goes hey I need your help like let me know when you have a chance that's like I get scared with those texts I'm like oh god

But basically she goes, I found out he's literally living a double life. She said that in December, like they were hooking up and then December he told her to stop going on dating apps. No way. So he was like, I want to be exclusive with you. So she finds out because someone saw on his page that she had hid like him reposting a Valentine's Day thing with the girl in Miami.

Dude, you can't get away with anything anymore. I don't understand why people are so stupid. Like if you're posting something on Valentine's Day, someone's going to see it. And then you look into it and she'd been like posting about him for a while.

So then this is the fucked up thing. And this is where gaslighting really gets into it. So this girl basically messages the girl. I think she messaged him too, but she messaged the girl. I was like, by the way, I just want to let you know that like I've been dating this guy like since September casually. Yeah. And like in December, like whatever. And basically the guy calls her and she like sent a bunch of photos, including a dick pic that he sent her. So then he calls her and he clearly has the girl with him and goes,

I'm um stop photoshopping me into your photos you're crazy um we had sex once and then we just became friends we're just friends and I'm like okay now I'm feeling triggered I'm feeling triggered in this moment and and just like like leave us alone you're a psychopath you're crazy and like in that moment I was just like why is this still happening to people sorry I had to yawn not because of that story um

Just because, like, it's my nap time. Here's the crazy thing. The fact that everyone from New York is now moving to Miami, it's like... What is the thing with it? It's a danger zone. Miami is not real life. Like, anyone who can live in Miami full time, I think, is a sociopath because all you do is go out. It's a lot of partying. It's just tons of night scene. It's a lot of partying. Okay. It's, like, such a night scene. Florida doesn't give a fuck.

fuck about covid like they don't care everyone's at the beach everyone's drinking like it's a party it's fun it's amazing i fucking love miami but like moving there is next level moving there is aggressive moving there is next level aggressive i think also with like people being you know living in both places like yeah you could totally live a double life but here's the other thing it's 2021

If girls weren't finding everything out five years ago, how do you think we're not finding everything out right now? Like, obviously someone is going to see this dude's story and be like, hey, I think your man has an actual girlfriend that he's posting on Valentine's Day. Like, how dumb could this guy be? Also, how dumb is this girlfriend that, like, the –

your friend is like texting her like hey like this is happening and the girl's just like not believing it so i think at the end of the day i think he called and was like you won you got what you wanted but it was actually a very interesting conversation because she was like hannah like part of me wants to ruin him and i want to know how but then part of me also is like just like so distraught and i was like because you're not in it it's so easy to think clearly and i was like look yeah

You said what you said. And now like every second you stay in that toxic shit, like you need to now start working on your trust issues ASAP. Like you just now the only way to really heal from dealing with these toxic relationships is like getting your mental health together and then having a kind, great man that comes after. I just think like the best revenge is literally silence. Yeah.

Yeah. And curtain bangs. And curtain bangs. Paige, if you're seeing a guy for seven months and you find out when he goes to Miami he's been legit dating a girl, you'd be silent? Fuck no. That's just the advice I give to normal people. What would you actually do? Find an arsonist. Hire him. No. I don't know what I would actually do. I would freak out and then...

And like say everything I needed to say to him and then absolutely go silent.

And also like who has the time to have two girlfriends? Oh my God. It's so hard even like juggling a roster. Like, and I'm not dating any of them, you know? And it's like, I'm sorry. Like I'm hanging out with number three on Thursday. Like I already committed. I don't know what you want me to do. I heard that there, there are men who legit have like second families. Like once there was a guy who full on lived his whole life with two families and just one random day he was walking with one of his kids and

And the other kid in the city like saw him and was like, dad. And the kid was like, dad? No way. And that's how he got found. I mean, there is no way you're not getting caught. But also like at what point, how little do you bring to the relationship that you could literally half-ass two relationships? Like, are you fucking... But it's true. It's hard enough to get one person that you could be like charming and witty around. Like... Right. It's...

Yeah, it's also like, why do you need that kind of infection from so many people? It's exhausting. I love, like, clearing my bench and, like, not talking to as many. Like, everyone thinks, like, oh, my God, yeah, you can, like, talk to so many people. No. It's exhausting. I hung out with a guy recently, and my friend said this, and it, like, resonated so much with me, and I hung out with him for science. Please explain. Please explain.

Because I had hung out with him one time and I was like, I think I like this guy. And then something happened. I was just like, you know what? I actually don't think I like him. Like, and then I was like, do I? Like, maybe it's me. Maybe I'm being like crazy and he's actually really nice. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to hang out with him one more time for science. And I had a hypothesis. And you want to know what?

I feel like I'm Darwin because I realized my hypothesis was true and I do not like him. And I needed to hang out with him that one more time to prove my...

Scientific abilities No I like that Because if you're If you're on Like not 100% sure You can do stupid shit And go back to people But if you like Triple check That you Yeah Do not like the guy Triple check You need to know That when you're drunk You know red flags Of like who you're Not gonna hit up I had to put myself In like three different Situations with him To really pinpoint Like

That I didn't like him. You just changed one variable at a time though. One variable. One X. Sometimes there were people. Sometimes we were by ourselves. One X variable. That's wild. Do you ever have guys that you like love alone, hate being out in public with? Or guys you love being out in public with and then you're alone with them and you're like, oh. Dude, it's so sad when you hate being out in public with one of them. Oh, I know. Because I'm just like, oh, but I love you so much when we're like alone. But like-

In no situation are we going to a party together. We'll see. Sometimes they vibe weird with other guys. Like, to you, they're great. And then you see them with other guys and you're like, we... What's worse? I've had both. Where, like, I love hanging out with a guy by myself, but I don't like being out with him. And then there's guys that, like, I love in group settings and being at a party, but I hate being by myself with them. That's way fucking worse. That's worse, yeah. Because, like...

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Finally, now that we've figured out science, we're going to figure out something else that's even more complicated. And that's called pooping at a guy's house. Are you good at it? Because I'm very good at it. Here's the thing. I'm not. And I think I've given myself intestine problems. Yeah. Well, this is the thing. Everyone's like, hold in your farts. You can't. No. No. You can't. Okay. So here's what happened to me. What?

I went to this guy's house, okay, and I was spending the night and there was a snowstorm. And he was like, oh my God, just like stay for the snowstorm. It'll be so fun. We'll like bake cookies. And he was being so cute about it. And I was like in my head, I was like, okay, do I have like all the stuff I would need? Like I have makeup, I have deodorant, I have a toothbrush. Like cool. Okay, yes, I can stay. So I stayed that first night. It's gorgeous, beautiful. We love it.

I wake up the next morning. I'm fine. I'm like, I'm going to skip the coffee this morning because things could go awry. Oh, I hate when you're in the process of dating where you literally can't eat or drink things that you love. Can't eat or drink. I'm in the process. I'm in the stage with this human where like, can't be myself. You know, it's just haven't been myself yet. And so I'm going through the day and I'm fine. And I'm like, okay, this is going to be fine. Then

He wants to like do this workout together because he has like the mirror workout thing. And I actually for the first time in my life was like, yeah, I actually do want to try this. So I'm in the middle of the workout and I'm like, ooh, this is going to be dicey. So I'm like, OK, obviously I have to shower after the workout.

So I'm like, amazing. I'll go in the shower. I'll turn the shower on. It's a laxative. Running's a laxative. I couldn't figure out the shower. I'm freaking out because the shower is so cold. And I'm like, okay, I can't poop and then call him in and be like, can you fix the shower? And now I've already been in here for 20 minutes.

So he probably already thinks that I'm pooping. So I'm trying to fix the shower. So then I'm literally standing in a towel. I open the door and I'm like, hey, I can't figure out the shower. And he's like, I knew it. You were like acting so confident. And I was like, I wasn't acting confident. I was telling you to get out. That was pre-poop. So you haven't pooped yet. No. Okay, good. Thank God. So I shower. I get out of the shower. Now I can't go. Now I literally can't go because I'm so anxious. Oh,

I have to go a whole other night. My stomach is so bloated. I'm in so much pain. Okay? This is what's wrong with our society. This is fucked up because he's probably been farting the whole fucking time. The whole time. And I'm like, oh my God, if he farts...

If he farts in front of you, that means he's just like so relaxed with you. No, like fuck off. Well, this is the thing. It's hard if you get anxious and like then you can't go. That's not your fault. Then I couldn't go. And we're in the middle of a snowstorm. So I can't be like, oh, I'm going to run to Starbucks, which used to be like my move. Like, oh, I'll just like run here. Yeah. I wake up that next morning. Hannah, I book it out of there at 8 a.m. I'm about to explode. I literally I couldn't handle it.

I was like, oh, my God, I got to go. I forgot I have like a call. Like, I got to run. Do you know what's crazy? Once you have your first poop that he catches you in, you're like, oh, wait, that wasn't that bad. So then after we were like on the phone, like a couple of days later and he was like, you know, it's crazy. And I was like, what? And he was like, that girl's just like, don't poop.

And I was like, I started laughing and he was like, you went two full days. You sociopath without pooping. The fact that he knew you didn't poop though. I don't love that he's aware of your poop cycle though. I think he knew that I was so anxious about it. And he was like, why didn't you just say like you had to go to the bathroom? I was like, I couldn't.

And then it brought us to another level because he was like, okay, you're disgusting, but like, just go. Once you get to the poop thing, it becomes intimate. And as Taylor Strecker once said, guys will love your natural smells because they fall in love with your pheromones. I don't recommend farting in their face. However, it's not the end of the world. I personally like have IBS. I think it's undiagnosed, but or I just eat cheese and I'm lactose intolerant and I eat

hordes of cheese but um like I'm gassy but like not even the fun gassy like uh like a hot fart is there Hannah is there a fun no like fun gassy is when you could like make noise with it like mine is like silent and like you can't even blame the dog like that's how bad it is I've never killed the dog I've never once in my entire life ever farted in front of a boyfriend ever I

I can't tell you the amount of times I've farted on British Dave's face when he's going down on me. Like I farted in every situation. I'm the professional farter, but like I don't even want to. I just can't like I can't hold it in. But anyway, yeah, my thing with with pooping, it's very strategic. What I would do is like you go in and do the flush move where like you flush while you do it. You turn the water on while you do it. Be

People say lighting a match is good. Since then, I have gone to the bathroom at his apartment. He doesn't know that, obviously. But the next time I went into his bathroom, like, a couple days later, he had a Febreze thing, like, sitting on the thing and, like, wipes. And, like, no one said anything about it. And I was like, oh, my God. Yeah.

Was that to make me feel more comfortable? I actually had an ex who was, like, so obsessed with his pooping. Like, he had a squatty potty, which, by the way, kind of liked. Oh, wait. I actually really fuck with those. Yeah, I fuck with those. Then the wet wipes. He couldn't, like, if we went to a hotel, he had to bring his wet wipes. Like, it was a whole thing with his poop.

That's a little intense that you have to like bring them with you. But I judge guys very like so much on their bathroom. And I actually told this guy that too. I was like, I went through your entire bathroom like the second time I met you. If you don't have like wet wipes and Q-tips, if you don't have Q-tips, I don't think I fuck with you. It's like how do you orgasm? Yeah. Do you even have a bank account if you don't have Q-tips? And I like to look and see like...

What brand shampoo they use, what face wash, what their skin regimen is. Anywhere I go, I check the bathroom. Like, if you go to a restaurant and you check the bathroom and it's prime time, you're like, this place is great. If you go in the bathroom and shit, you're like, there are rats in the food. There are rats in the food. We have to go. They're like, this is a five-star restaurant. No, it's not. I've seen the bathroom. Get out. No, it's not.

We need to go. No, I'm telling you. Grab the bread. Let's go. Their toilet paper is not in an origami. We got to get out of here. We have to leave. The toilet paper is actually upside down. And I want a, I don't want to sink. I want a bowl sink. There's no bowl sink. If you walk into a bathroom, a public bathroom and it's a bowl sink, you're like, shit, this is a game.

Okay. No, but guys are the worst with their bathrooms. Also, have you ever shaved your vagina with a guy's razor when you're in his shower? Oh, yeah. Every single time. Every single time. And you're like, damn, this razor's kind of good. And then you see him shaving his face the next day and you're like, aw. That's fine. Also, when I was younger and I used to go, I've always gone through people's bathrooms. I don't know why. People need to talk about it more because everyone's doing it.

When I was younger and I would go to a guy's and they'd have like girl stuff in it. I used to be like, oh my God, like I can't believe like he's like talking to another girl and she's like leaving her shit there. Now, if I go into a guy's place and they have like face wash and makeup remover, I'm like, thank fucking God. I want to personally text this girl. Okay, that is next level player. Makeup remover.

No, I think it's like girls leave it. And I'm just like so thankful for that girl before me. You know, it's like girls helping girls because I'm going to leave stuff. You know, I'll leave a face moisturizer for the next girl because I'm a girl's girl. Women supporting women. Yeah. Women supporting...

Leave a hair tie. Leave a couple hair ties lying around. I love when I find a random hair tie. I love it. I love it. Also, if men are listening, at least just get a conditioner because that doesn't make you look like a hoe. Like just get conditioner because when I go in and I fucking shampoo and then I realize or there's the two in one bullshit. That shit is not two in one. That shit is one. This guy had shampoo, conditioner and a body wash. And I was like, nice. Yeah.

And that is why the patriarchy still exists because we're out here buying, you know, $60 face wash and they have a three in one bullshit. And it's like, I imagine if guys judged us on our bathrooms, like, like we're saying, like, because he has a one single body wash, a shampoo and a conditioner, just like basic necessities. We're like, he's amazing. I have 47 different shampoos in there.

for like different sounds like someone looking like who what is a serum and why do you have 40 of them it looks like you're doing like a chemistry experiment on your face if any guy came and slept at my apartment and like showered here it would be a fucking spa for him actually i had an ex who was so fucking annoying his bathroom was full of like half filled shampoo bottles when i say full i mean like at least nine half full shampoo bottles and i was like guys we gotta we gotta

throw some of this away and like it literally he's like but it was like his past of like all his fucking baggage like ex-girlfriends shampoo like they just never threw away the fucking shampoo bottles but um i'm also not that bitch to start cleaning anyone unless i'm wifey so like i'm not cleaning your fucking bathroom so i was at this guy's house on the other day and i just cleaned his kitchen you like him

He goes, oh my God, why did you do that? You didn't have to do that. And I was like, I don't know. And I sat down and I said, I don't know why I did that. It's the fucking weirdest thing. Like I am Mrs. I don't cook, I don't clean, but I'm going to tell you, I'm going to make a scene. Did you just make that up? No, that's Cardi B. That's from the WAP song. I don't cook, I don't clean.

I'll clean, but I'm going to tell you. I just literally thought you wrote that line. Actually, I'm going to tell you how I got this ring. But I changed it to, but I'm going to show you how I make a scene. Turns out when you like a guy, you start getting these weird, just like maternal instincts where you're just like, I need to clean things and I'm going to cook for him. Turns out,

you don't have to do shit except cook for a guy and he like falls in love with you next level and that's the most anti-feminist shit i've ever said in my life the feminists leave my body right now but there is something very maybe just like like we were the gatherers and they were the hunters were like when you make something for them and you give it to them it's like a gift that um

Yeah. I had like a full come to Jesus moment when I caught myself like literally on my hands and knees wiping the floor of the kitchen. I was like, are you OK? Like I got up. I was like, I think I have to go home and like not text you for a couple of days because I don't. This is disgusting.

No, I've like started doing like wifey things and it's so weird because it's not me. But it means you care about someone. Oh, disgusting. Let's move on. Like I would like I would make a dude a sandwich if I really liked him. Anyway, let's do front page news. Let's talk him and Kanye's divorce because she filed her divorce papers today. I mean, we all knew about it. Yeah. I love how they're so good at taking a story and making it like relevant.

relevant again when it's like it happened we're done i just think she looks so good though like i just feel like she's getting so back to her roots with her outfit do you remember she did this like whole post on instagram being like i just realized that i'm a mom so i'm not gonna post like things that i don't want my kids to see do you remember when she did that i do remember that like she forgot about it and we were like kim we're here for your ass now post it

But also the way her fashion has just changed, like, so much makes me happy for her. Because you know what? It might be cool to wear tan all the time and have a completely tan face and tan lips and tan everything. But it's, like, nice that she's getting back to, yeah, like, her own voice and her own self. Like, it's... Yeah. I'm excited. I'm also just really excited to see, like...

rumors about her because it's just fun. It's exciting. Also, OK, we'll go right into Travis and Courtney, who I am low key obsessed with as a couple. Well, I like their the

The way they're promoting their, you know how couples can be really fucking annoying? It's also interesting how every couple is different on social media. Every couple has a different aesthetic on social media. Their aesthetic is like, we're not going to be annoying, but we'll let you guys know, like, we're happy. I saw a meme the other day, and it was like, this guy makes me kind of happy, might fuck around and only post his, like, left hand. Yeah.

And I just related to it so much because I was like, I like you, but not enough to post you. Show me your finger. I want to do a Giggly Squad poll of how many girls have posted a photo of two glasses of wine in their living room when it's just them. A lot. And I am one of them.

But yeah, it's so interesting when you get a guy because at first you're like, I'm going to keep this private. This is just about me. And then something comes over you and you're like, the whole world needs to know that I'm dating this amazing man. But then you're like, oh, wait, he doesn't want to pose for all my Instagram photos. Like guys who actually pose for all the Instagram content. No.

No, I don't want to. I also like I don't want I don't want someone who's constantly posting me. I want them to post me like sporadically in like a funny situation. But I don't want to post a story like of a guy and it'd be like so intentional. Like this is the guy I'm seeing like. Yeah.

I don't know. I just want it to be normal. But then it's all... And also, I can't have, like, my other boyfriends get mad, you know? 100%. It's very complicated. God forbid, then their assistant finds it, and then they know all your families, and you're fucked. It's too much. It's like, how many guys' houses can I poop at, you know? It's too much. You're in his DMs. My poop is in his toilet, so...

Okay, I heard that quick front page news from me. Okay. That our favorite couple Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. Machine Gun Kelly wears Megan Fox's blood around his neck. What do you think about this? I think it's disgusting. I also it's it makes me queasy. It makes me it just freaks me out.

This isn't the first time that like a couple has done this. I don't know if you remember in the 90s. Yeah. Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton used to do that. I was actually talking to Portia Williams, my other friend. No big deal. She's not a fan about this. And she goes, she goes, OK, so however, Angelina Jolie gave a vial. Yeah. And then he he only got a drop of Megan Fox's. I think it looks like a weird like murder case that's happening. However, part of me was like,

why doesn't my boyfriend wear his blood my blood on his neck here's the craziest part about this is here's the thing i realize that listening back to our podcast all i say is here's the thing and 100 and i like that about me and those are my two like quirks imagine if des just walked in and was like hey hannah um can you cut your finger open and just drip it into this vial so happy you brought that up

I think they have some fucking crazy sex and like there's some kind of shit. This is alleged. I think there's some. I think my shit is too vanilla. I like a light joke. I think they are legit. Like there's some shit going on with blood because blood doesn't just come out of nowhere. I don't love that. There's nothing about that that turns me on. I have a question. Portia then said we're talking about it. She goes, it's like the mafia when they would put blood in the spaghetti.

Pardon? I said, what? She goes, yeah, that's why you don't go to the wife's house if you've been cheating on her. And she made spaghetti. She'll have blood in it. And I turned to my mom, I go, is that a thing? And my mom was like, I don't think so. I've never one time ever in my life heard that. I mean, we're in the mafia. So I haven't heard that in my mafia. I haven't heard that in my mafia. My mafia group chats have been, I mean, about fishes. Unless like we're the people that like are eating the bloody pasta. Like, I don't know.

I was like, Portia, is this what you think of Italian people?

She goes marinara. It's blood. It's not tomato. Oh, that's just disgusting. Also that I had another thought about it. That was like really like made me feel icky and I didn't say it out loud to anyone, but I will say it to you and all the gigglers. Yeah. Another part of me thought that like, what if like the blood was like her period blood? Like that. Cause like, yeah, that crossed. Did everyone think it, but no one said it. No one said it. Cause I was trying to be appropriate, but here we are.

Well, because that was like one of my first thoughts. I was like, how is she? Where is she bleeding that he's just like getting blood from her? Okay, would you rather have a guy have your blood in a necklace on him? I don't like any guys with like statement necklaces, but anyway. Or your name tattooed on his chest. Oh, okay.

I don't mind a name tattoo, but the chest for sure is a no. Here's the thing. I wouldn't mind a guy just getting like H somewhere, like just like a little H. Yeah, that wouldn't bother me. If I'm picking between that and blood around your neck, I'm going tattoo. Blood is crazy. Yeah. That's insane. What if it was like, he was like, give me your tooth. I'm the tooth fairy. I'm your tooth fairy, bitch.

What if he was like, I'm going to cut a piece of your hair and like wear it in a locket? What if he is Armie Hammer pretending to be Machine Gun Kelly? It's just the guys are getting weirder and weirder as we're getting older. There's just there's something going on with the guys and we need to check on them. The next relationship we have to talk about, which is getting back into Bravo, which we just need to discuss because we haven't heard each other's opinions on this yet. I can't wait. I can't wait. Oh,

Well, Teresa has a new boyfriend first, and then let's discuss Real Housewives of New Jersey. Yeah, and we'll go into our binging. Everyone's saying that he's a Scientologist. People are worried about him for Trey because people said that she's suddenly starting this business. And look, I'm an opportunist. I love a business. Same. We love money. However, I don't know...

If I at first I was like shit I don't like a guy like getting in with her realizing she has all this potential and money and eyes on her starts this business with her. But then part of me is like if you're madly in love with someone it could be fun to start a business with them. But then part of me is like if you're really in love with someone don't you know that starting a business is probably the worst thing you could possibly do. All my exact thoughts. OK because I went on a journey with that and I'm glad that you went with me. Ditto.

I concur. All of those thoughts ran through my brain. If within a year a guy wants to start a business with me, you have to break up with him. Like, no. Next thing you know, you have to fucking sign a prenup.

He needs to sign a prenup for you. The only way I would start a business with a man is one, if we were engaged or like married and it was clear that there was a lawyers involved and this was a 50 50 split. And if anything were to go awry, we walk away mutually with 50 50. Like the,

The only way I would ever get into business with a guy is if Des and I got our own talk show that we could get fired from. It's not my entrepreneur thing with him. Yeah, I think it's really messy. Also, I don't know any guy that would be like, hey, what's that front page news stuff you do? I want to come in on it. I'd be like, no. No, but what guy is like, let's start a female leggings line? Yeah. Unless he's financially backing some of it.

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But the world is divided right now. There's team Jackie and team Teresa. We haven't talked about it at all. Oh, my God. This is okay. Okay, wait. Let's do this in like a fun way. On the count of three, you will say whose side you are on between Jackie or Teresa. One, two, three. Teresa.

So much to talk about. Okay. Okay. Let's do this. Okay. Let's. Okay. Format. Debate format. Debate team. We both weren't on the debate team, but how would it go? Please state your reasoning. Okay. First, like to say that I appreciate everyone involved. I love the Real Housewives of New Jersey. They are my favorite housewife franchise. I fuck with all of them heavy. Mm-hmm.

I am and will forever be a Teresa Giudice stan. I don't care if she's wrong. She can be so wrong in fights. I can know that she's wrong. And I will never, ever not take her side. I think...

Her going around Jackie's husband's party and saying that he cheats on her was horrible. I don't think she should have done that. But here's the thing. She's on a reality TV show. Jackie signed up for the reality TV show. Jackie's husband signed up for the reality TV show. There's going to be some rumors about your relationship. It's inevitable. You are adults on a TV show.

That is a good point. Jackie would have won that fight and been like, that's fucked up of you to say about my relationship. But Jackie lost this fight.

Immediately when she brought a child into it. And I don't care if Gia's like an adult and however old she is. She's still a kid on the show. And she didn't sign up for the show. So the moment Jackie said anything about Gia, it didn't matter that Teresa said something about her marriage. Because you just don't go for a kid. It's so... What happened is basically like...

And I get what Jackie was saying. Jackie was making an analogy. She's making an analogy like, what if I said this about your daughter? But this is the thing. Like, if you signed up for this TV show, and I joke, like, I feel like it's part of becoming a housewife that someone spreads a rumor that your husband cheats on you or your boyfriend cheats on you. But if someone did that to you, and it's so false, like...

And you feel so angry. Like, I almost understand. Like, I can empathize that in the moment she just said the worst thing she could possibly think. I can see that too. I can see that. But after hearing what you said, I do kind of agree with you in that Gia is not, it's a very low blow. However, like, I feel like.

trey kind of put herself in a vulnerable position that like you came for her family yeah so like she's gonna come for your family back i feel like if someone came up to me and was like your husband's cheating on you and like it was so untrue i'd be like okay like good take him away i'm so sick of him like if you know it's so untrue also like fighting tactics some people's fighting tactics is to like

Where like I think me and you are fighting tactics are to be like, OK, or like I cry, you know? Yeah. It's either like I'm going to make you look like an idiot or I'm going to like I'm not going to come up with. It's not like an eye for an eye. I'm just going to like say some sarcastic things to piss you off or something like that seems like it's not that bad. But then you'll be at home and you'll be like, what does she mean by that?

Wow, this is the first time we've ever like disagreed, but we did that in a really civil and like adult way. We saw both sides. Well, I'm not gonna lie. Part of me was like, Trey, she got you. But then part of me was like, damn, that was fucked up. And it just, I just, I hate seeing like Jackie get all this hate when it's like she didn't

she didn't start it i mean i get what she was saying with the analogy like look i could say something about someone in your family and it would be so damaging but if she said if she said i heard joe like does a ton of coke it'd be like well she goes i heard she did on you she'd be like yeah yeah i think what she had to do is be like look i know that you're going through stuff in your own life but like

Like, I'm here for you and I will talk it through. But, like, you trying to bring other people down around you is not a way to go about it. Yeah. Done. That's how I would have played it. Also, I think it was kind of, like, Jackie in the beginning being like, I'm a lawyer. So, like, I'm smart. I love Teresa's response. Like, okay, well, you're still, like, you're still on a reality TV show like the rest of us and no one else is a lawyer. So, like, are you really doing better? I know.

her being a lawyer, she should be way better at fighting. Like, her saying that thing about Gia was stupid. Like, and if you're a lawyer, obviously you're not a good one because you're horrible at fighting. They are both so not on the same, like, planet. So when they're fighting, they're just not making sense. No. But,

I just feel like I've also, like, grown up with Teresa. Yes. Yeah. You know, like, I've watched her since I was, like, 10. Well, people are very, like, oh, this woman, Jackie, was just, like, a fan of Teresa because there's, like, a photo of her, like, holding her kid, taking a photo with her, saying she studied the housewives or whatever. And it's, like, okay, everyone gets...

there in their own way she's still a housewife she's still bringing it but Gia's Instagram is like full of people making fun of her and saying she does coke and then people were like see Jackie this is what you did but at one point are you also like can we stop cyber bullying a kid too also like oh my god she's 22 she did coke in college like

Well, people are also like that could ruin like her getting a job, like saying she does illegal drugs and stuff. Yeah. And but that like your husband. But like saying your husband cheated, I feel like is kind of worse than saying a 22 year old girl did cocaine. See, I don't think so, because like.

Because Gia's not even on the show. Like, how the fuck did she get roped into this? And now Gia has to worry about people, like, wondering about her character. No, Gia's name should not have been used. Yeah, like, Gia's name should have never been brought up. Like, okay, what's the worst that would happen to Jackie? She's going to have to defend her family a little bit? Like, no, my husband doesn't cheat on me. Like, okay. But, like, this girl's in college. Teresa looked so bad. And, like...

She didn't have to, like... Yeah. This fight was a layup for Jackie. Yeah. An absolute layup. Yeah. And she fucked it up. It's so funny. We legit watch it like sports. We're like, oh. Like, Teresa made her bet and, like, she had to lie in it. Dude, we legitimately watch Housewives like the big game is on. Yep. It's the game. We're like, wow, did you see those stats last night? Jackie had one, Teresa had one, then boom. Game over at the buzzer. Yeah.

Oh my god, are you excited for Jersey overall? I'm so excited. I was actually texting with Margaret the other day because...

I'm sorry she looks stunning and I had to I was like you look absolutely stunning on the show and she was like oh my god thank you so much I love summer house I was like I'm obsessed with you but I'm so excited and I actually really like Jennifer this year too Jennifer Aiden yeah oh like you like her attitude yeah like I'm like I feel like she had a wild reunion yeah she's crazy but I feel like I'm gonna really fuck with her this season

I'm interested to see what happens with Melissa Gorga and her husband. I know. Aren't they always just kind of like, they're good normally, right? They're always like good, yeah. I love Joe when he's like talking about Antonia like dating. I just love their fam. Yeah, yeah. It's going to be a good one. I'm going to do a lot of Jersey impressions. I can't wait for it. I'm so excited.

The Marge, the Marge. Guys, what? Oh my God, what's happening? What's happening? Marge and Joe are just like, also just like such couple goals. What do I say? What do I say? What do I do? Oh my God. What do I say? What? Oh God. Child's name is involved? What was the thing? Yeah, she kept going. She kept saying something.

saying something. Oh, she's bringing up the passing aunt. Oh no, I don't know what to do. Oh, jeez. Oh, stop it. Oh my God, I don't know what to do. It was actually weird that she was there for that and then she was just running around. Yeah, she was saying something. Fuck, I forgot.

And then I was actually watching it with my mom. They get bleeping out what Teresa is saying. My mom's like, well, what is it? What is she saying? They're bleeping it out. And I was like, she's calling her a cunt, mom. That's what she's doing. OK. She was like, I don't see that for Teresa. OK. If you're British or Irish or whatever, cunt is just like a common thing that people like. Yeah. You're such a cunt. When Italians say the C word.

It's like the worst word in the world. Am I right? They're saying it, you know? Like, I've never even heard my Italian family say the C word. Like, say it's the C word. I've never heard anyone say it either. I have been heated enough to say it. Yeah, we know. And it's horrible. I think it's bad. Unless I lived in... But then I'm like...

like basically European. You're like, I'm kind of just a British princess when I say it. So... I identify as a British... Yeah. I identify as British. It's just because when British people say it, they say...

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