Giggling about depressed vaginas, circumcision, and playboys
53:36 Share

My dad works in B2B marketing. He came by my school for career day and said he was a big ROAS man. Then he told everyone how much he loved calculating his return on ad spend. My friend's still laughing me to this day. Not everyone gets B2B, but with LinkedIn, you'll be able to reach people who do. Get $100 credit on your next ad campaign. Go to linkedin.com slash results to claim your credit. That's linkedin.com slash results. Terms and conditions apply. LinkedIn.com slash results.

LinkedIn, the place to be, to be. Sometimes just drinking water is kind of boring. Hannah hates plain water. You literally can't give it to her, even in the dead of the summer. So with Liquid IV, it makes drinking water refreshing like summer popsicle flavors. They have firecracker, rainbow sherbet that really just hit everything.

the spot everyone knows i'm a stanley girl and sometimes plain water does just get boring when you're drinking it all day every day and liquid iv is so easy and convenient you just tear pour and enjoy plus if you're already drinking that much water why not double your hydration

Liquid IV is scientifically formulated to quickly replenish electrolytes and fluids lost from sweat or exercise. It has 100% daily value of four essential B vitamins, excellent source of vitamin C, and it's on-the-go hydration. Tear, pour, and live more. One stick,

With 16 ounces of water, hydrates better than water alone. Indulge in hydration this summer with Liquid IV and get 20% off your first order of Liquid IV when you go to liquidiv.com and use code GIGGLY at checkout. That's 20% off your first order when you shop better hydration today using promo code GIGGLY at liquidiv.com. Sup, Gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

I mean the day just got away from me. What's up my giggly goldfish? Oh cute. Cute right? Very cute. I feel like goldfish are chic. I mean I did have a goldfish and they died like the next day. I do remember crying as a child. They don't live a long time but they live for a fun time. I also think fish tanks are gross.

They are. They are. The algae, you have to like clean it and they're like dying all the time. You know like things that you think are like disgusting or just like I'm never doing that? There's going to be one point in our lives where like we have to do it because we have children. Like I have never thought about getting a hamster or like anything. I thought you were talking about cleaning up poop. I think about that too often. Do you know how parents get desensitized? Like cleaning up their poop? Yeah, like they get desensitized. Like if I even see my own poop, I gag.

yeah i have adorable poops and it's like someday i'm gonna have i'm gonna have shit like on my hands and be like whatever yeah like even picking up romeo's poop i have like i need like five minutes to recover from it yeah like i don't want a fucking gerbil but i know that like i'm gonna be suckered into getting a gerbil it's because you know they're gonna die and then you have to explain death to your child i'm not i'm just gonna say it i got a job

successful and got a job that's why you have to focus in school so you can get a job to live with his gerbil friends I just realized goldfish is pretty privileged because compared to the other fish they're like a decent color and everyone treats them like they're better than all the other fish when they're just fucking fish yeah they're slimy and gross I don't see myself as a fish family a goldfish is a minnow that put on bronzer

Literally has like the best highlighter in the sea. They're like, you're still us. Also, what do you think of this trend that's starting on TikTok where girls are straight up putting like little round like glitter dots around their eyes? Like the whole euphoria thing? Yeah, like I feel like you can't pull that off in your 30s. It looks like... No, you can't. You can't show up to a dinner in your 30s with diamonds encrusted on your eye. Yeah. Yeah.

You can be 22 and go to a bar with them. And it's so cute. And it's adorable. It looks like an art project gone wrong. It's like, take care of your kids. Stop putting glitter on your face. Yeah, it's like you didn't put into your retirement fund this month, and we know it. I love how much we've been talking about our unborn children the first three minutes of this pod. But speaking of unborn children, how's your vajayjay? Because I feel like you've been on a vagina journey, and I want to know an update. Okay.

I've been on a real vagina journey this past week. Like, I felt a UTI coming and I was like, it's fine. I'm just going to chug water because I feel like I've taken so many UTI antibiotics. That it's now causing UTIs. No, that like I'm scared that my vagina is going to not react to them anymore. So I try and not take them. Like Justin Bieber with dopamine.

Like I don't want my vagina to be desensitized to the macrodantin that they give me every month. And it's just like nobody cares. I sent such a rage text to Craig just blaming him for it. He's like, oh yeah, it's my fault that you don't pee. And I was like, no. Yeah, like yeah, it actually is. It's your pH not mixing with mine. We're just obviously off this week. Yeah.

Like, okay, I don't know how I got dragged into this. I did care, though. I feel like I texted you one too many times about it to the point that I'm like, am I being creepy asking about her vagina all the time? No, you literally texted me three days in a row and was like, how is she? Okay.

But it's true. She's just taking a minute. Your vagina is your feminine core. So when your vagina's off, I feel like your whole vibe is off. Do you remember the Sex and the City episode when Charlotte went to the doctor and she was like, your vagina's depressed? That's how I felt this week. Because I kept looking down as if something was going to magically grow from it. I was like, how are we? Like,

Like I was like, I gave you so much water this morning. Do you think we could pee it out and we'll be fine? Or do you think it'll burn when we do it? Your vagina's like, I hate this body that's attached to me and I just want to not live in this life anymore. She's like, can we just nap? Yeah. And then the other thing with the UTI, you can't sleep it off like other ailments. Ugh.

Because you're like, oh, I'm so uncomfortable. Yeah. It's just the worst. I also, do we blame the like weird vagina mask that you were promoting three weeks ago? No, because I haven't done them in a while. I'm actually going to maybe do one today. Maybe it'll soothe her. Yeah. But like I'm back and better. Yeah. But also Craig tricks me. Like I'm like, I can't have sex because I like am getting off of a UTI. I'm like, I need to just let her rest. Yeah.

doesn't take no for an answer he's like okay but like maybe if we don't go hard and then you just end up like giving in and then i'm like oh my fucking god it's burning again and then he's jack hammering um you know what that means you have to start doing anal no hannah i can't i literally can't you'd rather the burning pain of your vajayjay than the burning pain of your asshole

No, I just know that my pain tolerance is not there yet. Coming from a girl who would wear stilettos for 12 hours straight because the outfit looks good. Nothing is supposed to go inside your asshole. That's the thing that I don't understand on how anal is such like a prominent thing that people are out here doing. Because the body was not designed to shove things up your ass. For men, because of the prostate, it feels really good. Like they have a G spot there. For men, for sure. For women...

I don't know, but you can't yuck someone's yum. Also, you can't say stuff is not meant to go out like that. You poop. There's a lot of it's meant to come out. It's not meant to go in. I just am having a tough time with it. But you will be the first person that I tell when I first do anal. I'll text you. I've never fully done before.

really I told Des I'm gonna do it on our wedding night and he like laughed like he liked it and then the other day I was like he was like do we do the honeymoon right after and I was like all I know is we're gonna do anal and he was like for real though like I don't really care to do anal the night of my wedding and I was like really I'd rather not see shit all on your white wedding dress this is like the tiktok where it's like I mean I was gonna say no but why did you say no yeah

Wait, that's such a thing. Whenever I hear Craig answer questions about like if I'm going to move to Charleston or not, I'm like, no, like I said that I wasn't moving down yet. But like, why did you say that I wasn't moving down yet? He's like, because you're not. And I was like, well, now I'm gonna just because you told everyone I'm not. I feel like you should just be bi-coastal.

I yeah except we're on the same you're ready practically are um I people have been bothering me saying I haven't been doing enough dope documentaries and you know what today we're going full on in on some dope documentaries wow do you want me just do it now yeah just do it the Kanye West documentary on Netflix have you watched it I watched the first episode there's only one episode out oh yeah so then yes caught up

As I was watching it, I felt my energy shift to being team Kanye West. I don't know if I can pick a team, but I do have to say he is so... I don't want to use the word likable because I'm starting to hate that word. But you see Kanye on the come up. You see this...

kid who has the most adorable mom Dunda who calls him when she says his name it just makes me so happy she just yes wait I noticed that too when you first meet her when he goes to her apartment and she's like complimenting his necklace yeah Kanye the angels are with you Kanye the star of the documentary so far is Kanye West's retainer which is

We're getting a lot of screen time that I didn't expect. Like, a rapper will come into a studio and be like, yo, what's that? And he's like, yo, that's my retainer. And he goes, don't put that on the table. I, like, feel bad for him. Like, I mean, obviously, it's very hard to go from, like, Chicago...

Like, basically knowing no one, having nothing, and then being, like, the number one rapper in the world. So Kanye knew that he was going to be the best. But the cute thing about this documentary is no one else did. Where he's obviously a genius in seventh grade. He's been making all these beats and selling it to people and watching them blow up. Like, Jay-Z, the blueprint. He did the beats for H to the Izzo. Like, he was fully respected on the scene. But then you see him...

basically say I want to be a rapper and no one's respecting him he goes to Jay-Z's office and is trying to play it for like the secretaries and they're getting distracted and for a second you feel so bad for him because he's so bad because he would just like walk out of the room because they'd start like talking to someone that was the moment that I was like fuck I love Kanye West and then there's even the moment where he starts to get some good heat and

and momentum and he gets interviewed and he like didn't say one of his friend's names in an article to credit him for his come up and his friend goes on this like radio show just like ripping him apart tearing him apart and Kanye gets so upset and Kanye's like sorry dude like I said it they didn't put it in and then his I love the rap game because the rappers are like look

you're coming up and the haters are going to come out. Yeah. Like that's just what it is. Like you're on the scene. Once people start loving you, everyone's going to start hating on you and they're going to tear you apart and rip every single little detail up about you. But the crazy thing about Kanye is I was getting ready for my show last night and I was like, I'm going to have a Kanye moment and I'm playing his old songs and his old songs are

It's like Bill Cosby. They show the future. Like he was saying it from the beginning how he's scared of becoming too big and how no man should have so much power and how like his brain goes from like wanting to die to like being so happy to...

Like, can you get much higher? Like, he's always thought about this stuff. And then I'm excited to see the next episode where I think they're going to delve more into his actual mental health. And also just the fact that he like had the wherewithal to be like, just film everything we're doing. And in 20 years, like,

This is going to be very relevant. Kanye West is a master of manifestation. I was going to say he is such a manifester where he even looks at the camera and he's like, no one thinks I'm going to be a rapper, but I know I'm going to be the greatest of all time. And that takes serious belief in yourself, despite literally big labels looking at you and being like, we know good rap and you're not it.

What I also love about Kanye is how he said all the other rappers are talking about like killing each other. And he was like, I want to talk about my life and how I feel and like my relationships and my mental health. And that's why him and Kid Cudi got along because they were similar like that. But anyway, clearly I'm all in and obsessed with it. I am too. And it actually kind of made me, I mean, I am a Kim Kardashian stan. I just like love her, but it made me very like. Well, you have empathy. Yeah.

Yeah, I was just like, wait, but I love Kanye. He's not. That's the thing. Society tries to make people evil. There are some people who are evil. And damn right he should be mad that Pete Davidson swooped in and is just living the life that he built with Kim. So this is my question. Do you think Kanye's outrageous actions are going to cause problems between Kim and Pete? Like Pete's like, look, I can't deal with this. Or is it going to make them stronger? Yeah.

Oh my God, Hannah. This is Barbara Walters shit right now. Yeah. What did this turn into 60 minutes? We're supposed to giggle here. No, I actually, no, I think that like, I think that Pete is like, I think this is, I don't think the relationship is a PR stunt, but I think that it is PR adjacent and like he's getting a lot of,

more eyes on him and it eventually is going to make his career even bigger. But I think people get scared of like vulnerability. Like if you're in the public eye, you're actually not allowed to be vulnerable.

Like, you're not allowed to... Like, how many times have you fought with someone and sent some of the most insane text messages ever? And if they ever got out, people would be like, she's a fucking crazy... Like, oh my God. Like, see a therapist. Take medicine. Like, no. That's just like being a human and having reactions. So Kanye's... Like, every single thing...

kanye does people are just like he's so crazy he's so crazy like okay you probably are too but like yours just aren't posted on tmz or also like what would you do if you had the following he had and you know that everyone was gonna hear like it's just they're living in this crazy world where their decisions are not normal like you're like oh i would never do that yeah but it's like you don't know what it's actually like and it's like you kind of have to work through it in private like okay well that's like

stressful in itself. Yes, especially when everyone's saying all these bad things about him, but also it's scary because you are in the public eye and he's posting private messages. But it also makes me think, how long and how many times have they gone through this with him? Do you know how he's had moments where he's done it? It's kind of like, I feel like they've also just been trying to cover it all up for a while. Do you feel that? Yeah, because Kim doesn't like non-structured things.

pr moves i feel like yeah and this is a full-on he's talking about cory gamble have you seen that i mean he's gone he's gone rogue then he's wait was he insinuating that cory just like cheats on chris which like i could say but then he ends up being like i love chris chris is the shit so like it's hard to follow him like you don't know yeah i'm like wait who are we mad at i know

His enemies are all over the place, as the Tinder swindler would say. Kanye and his enemies. Someone sent me a meme about the Tinder swindler and was like, if someone said my enemies are after me, I would just get the ick. And I was like, wait, that's so true. I would just be like, ew, gross. I'm not mortgaging my house. I'm like grossed out by it. Also, I am proud of Des because every now and then,

I feel like I keep him young. Yeah, he's in the know. He did an Uncut Gems joke that was like super original. Did you see it? No.

How about wait how about the filter on TikTok with the eye shadow you did that first and it wasn't a filter. That was three weeks ago I was doing uncut gems and I was doing the full makeup look and I'm over it. I'm over it and everyone now has a filter for it and they don't even have to be in the bathroom and embarrass themselves potentially on their fiance's brother walking in but whatever. Right. They didn't have to go through that turmoil. No.

But you know what? I felt the real Julia Fox. I was her for like five minutes and those people did a filter. It's not the same. You walked so the filter could run. So Des does this Insta story talking about uncircumcised dicks. Because Des has an uncircumcised penis. Oh my God. Wait, we've never really talked about it. We've never spoken about it. And I was like... Wait, so weird we haven't talked about your fiance's dick. It's so crazy because we've talked about everything but...

But he basically starts talking about it. And then he goes, from now on, you can all call my uncircumcised penis Uncut Jumps. I don't know why I haven't thought about Des' penis more in my everyday life. But like, it didn't even run through my mind that, yeah, he would be uncircumcised. He's European. Well, we had this full talk about it where he's like, it's so weird that in America they call it uncircumcised as if you like undid something when it's like, that's just how it came out.

Right. Why do they do it? They think it's like a cleanliness thing? A cleanliness thing. It's definitely a lot of religion is involved. But some people argue that like it's not consensual to just cut a baby's skin off. Well, I would agree with that. But that's been normalized. You have to like clean it more, I guess. But it also is way more sensitive. Like during a blowjob, there's like more... When it's cut. No, when it's uncut. When it's uncut. Because there's like more...

places just to give years and years of women setting ourselves up for failure you know like we have to work harder we like we did it to ourselves we cut them so we could work harder i can't do you remember the first uncircumcised dick you ever saw yeah i do what happened i do remember it

I was on yacht week with one of my, with a bunch of my friends. And one morning, one of my girlfriends, one of my girlfriends like slept on another boat. And when I tell you, I saw her sprinting down the dock back to our boat to tell me that it was the first time she saw one. And I was like, oh my God, that's crazy. Like, what do we do? Like, and she was like, I don't know. I'm just shook.

I'm not kidding you. 24 hours later, I did the same thing. I ran down the dock and I was like, Amanda, you will never guess what I just saw. And she's like, I actually can. I actually can. I feel like also guys have different lengths of the extra skin. Like sometimes it goes way over and it looks like a full anteater. And sometimes it kind of just looks normal or they just pull back a little and it seems like it's uncircumcised. But the first time I saw one,

Was a basketball player at Wisconsin And I did not envision that for him So I just looked at it But I was like I wanted to behave I didn't want to embarrass him And I just said You can't look directly at it No You have to glance You have to side eye You have to side eye I want to be respectful You have to throw shade at it And I just said I have to work on my communication I said

how do I do with this? What do I do with this? And he said, just treat it like it's normal. It's a regular dick. Just treat it like it's normal. Oh, the play. And I just said, how do I manage with this? And... Do you have an instruction manual? What do we do here? Yep. Question. Are you going to... Cut my baby's dick off? Cut your son? Yeah. Yeah.

I love that the gigglers are like, we don't need to know Hannah's unborn child's dick's details, but we do. I feel like I do. I feel like my son's more cultured if he doesn't. And if a girl's not going to sleep with him because of his uncut gem, she's not meant to be. Uncut gem. Uncut gem. Give me some more docs. I watched Georgina, the beginning of it. And I have to say.

This woman is very famous and we had no idea who she was. She has like 40 million followers. So she's like international. And I have to say she did the ideal documentary where there's zero drama. Nothing happens. And she kind of just talks about her life. But there's this like ASMR type enjoyment of it where she just like talks about loving fashion and hanging out with friends and all these beautiful places she goes and like how she organizes her houses. And it was really relaxing. Yeah.

It was really relaxing. Okay, now that you've watched it, did you get the feeling at all that it was too good to be true? Oh, absolutely. That's why I said it's the ideal documentary where it kind of felt like a PR stunt. Do you feel like watching him a little bit on the screen, even though he wasn't on very much, you got an eerie vibe from him? The whole thing was just like a PR, like she's the greatest thing that ever happened. Yeah. Yeah.

What's funny because you loved it. But then I was like am I being so jaded by it? No like I loved it because I just like liked watching her on my screen. But also there was so much fashion in it so I know you love that. But I was like I feel like this isn't like a hundred percent accurate. Like I want to see you guys fight about something. Like what are the things that you guys disagree on? It was Instagram in a documentary.

Even the relatable parts when she's like, I love eating. I just love eating. That's the girl on Instagram in the stories being like, guys, I just ate a pizza. I just want a burger. I just got a burger. And then she's with her friends and her friends are like, she's so generous. Like, she's crazy. She's so down to earth. She's so crazy. I'm like, I have friends who are crazy. I actually have a crazy friend. You getting invited to a yacht on a Sunday morning, not crazy. Yeah, right.

I have a friend who chased a squirrel down a subway and then like tried to eat it. Us breaking Kelly out of the emergency room when she's being put on a 405, whatever it is, hold. That's crazy. Okay. That's crazy. You eating a croissant for lunch. Not crazy. Not crazy to me. Not crazy. But the story of rags to riches is like the modern Cinderella where she worked at a Gucci store.

And then he kind of was like, and I knew she was the one I want to spend the rest of my life with and like take care of my children, which no man's ever said that about me. This is like, I know I want to spend the rest of my life with her. We're going to need multiple babysitters. We're going to have to interview a lot of nannies. A lot of nannies will help. Hannah's mom seems like she's going to be really helpful.

I can't wait to come over to your house one day. Like when you have two kids, like when you have one child who's like four and then like a baby and he's just like throwing things at the wall, you know, I'm just going to be like, Hey, Des knows he's going to have to take care of them. And that's why he's postponing. Um, but I'm literally working hard to have money to afford help so that I, yeah. Yeah. And for butter. Cause she's, I mean, it's, um, okay. Okay. Okay. This is so good.

If you go to A&E.com for free, you can watch Secrets of a Playboy. Playboy like Playboy Mansion? Like that Playboy? Hugh Hefner. So it's basically he's been dead and all the women. Why is that funny? I don't know what it was. He's been dead. No, he's been dead. He's been dead. We deaded him. He's done. You're done. If he was still alive, he would have been canceled.

So that's what I think like he missed the Me Too movement by a second. That lucky bastard. By a hair. A hair. Or his literally insides were like, we need to shut down because bad things are coming. So he this guy, Hugh Hefner, very smart. Honestly, like not cute, but like whatever. No, no. Like skeezy looking. But yeah, creepy vibes. Very creepy vibes. Very boys club. But he was like the original guy to pitch on.

feminism to get fucked like he was like this is empowering for women I'm empowering women and he really they said it's basically like a cult for blondes where I mean while you I could have told you but I guess everyone put a blind eye to it and everyone's like they're making money they're getting fame

And Holly Madison, remember they had the whole like... And they were like, oh, his whole thing was PR, just looking like he's like some savior to these blonde women. When she basically talks about one of the first nights she hung out with him, he like...

forced himself on her and all these women in a room. And there was like a boys area where the women weren't allowed to go. And then they would just kind of like have sex with them whenever they wanted. I'm in the very beginning of it, but people talked about like there were suicides, drug overdoses, and he covered it. Wait, I need to watch this. He covered it all up. And these are all like such beautiful women. Are you abandoning who you really are? And you're going to feel good.

like self-hate I could totally I mean yes I could I've felt that way just like being in my 20s and like sleeping with someone where you're like you know like you sleep with someone and then the next day you're like why did I even do that like I know I didn't even want to do that not that they like force you but you're just like I don't like you just immediately have the ick and it has nothing to do with them it's like you feeling like you had to do that or like

So I understand that. I realize why a lot of women don't like random sex. It means that you don't like having sex with someone who doesn't like you. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Like, I just want the guy to at least...

like know who I am and kind of like me. Yeah. Like I don't find it. I know it was like really cool to be like, whatever I like, I'm empowered. Like I can do just what the boys do. I actually can't because I have a soul. Like we have emotion. I'm trying to put myself in a girl's shoes who like likes having random sex. And I guess it could feel like naughty and you could feel like you're experimenting and learning about yourself. But a lot of the time it's just about them.

And you at the end are like, this was not pleasurable. And why doesn't he have a headboard? And like, I'm going to fake this right now so you can get the fuck off of me because I've decided I want a cheeseburger in my own bed. Yeah, I feel like if you want to sexually explore and learn about yourself, it's with the person you trust that you really get the best experience.

So true. So true. Anytime I've ever slept with someone and it was like a one off or like maybe it was a few times. I say they don't count. I've taken them off my list. There's no body count. I'm literally a virgin if I go back. I forgot how to count. I also do remember when we were little, like high school, how if a girl had sex with like two or three guys, people would say her vagina was loose.

Yeah. But then like the girl who had the steady boyfriend was like so cool when I'm like, if vaginas got loose from amount of times you have sex, that girl's vagina would be loose. Is that why you're so pro anal? The point is, is that your shrimp dicks are not making any vagina loose. OK, at all. I'm sticking. I'm at one point in my life. I'm going to push a watermelon out of a peanut. So please. And your canal is so tiny. I'm stressed for her already.

So tiny. Do you know that my mom didn't remember that story? I called her this week and I was like, I feel like I'm just irritated. I don't think like it's actually a UTI. And I was like, remember when the doctor told me that my canal was just like so much smaller? She literally started laughing. She was like, no, why would I remember that? And I was like, well, one, because you're my mother. And two, because I love that trait about myself. And she's like, oh, that's my favorite characteristic. That's my favorite thing about me. When the doctor said I have a gorilla grip vagina. You don't remember that?

I'm like, how do you not remember that day? She was like, when did that even happen? I was like, remember they stuck a camera up? I was like, oh my God, are you even my biological mother? They stuck a camera up and they couldn't see because it was so fucking narrow. It was like Indiana Jones. Oh my God. My dad works in B2B marketing. He came by my school for career day and said he was a big ROAS man. Then he told everyone how much he loved calculating his return on ad spend.

My friend's still laughing at me to this day. Not everyone gets B2B, but with LinkedIn, you'll be able to reach people who do. Get $100 credit on your next ad campaign. Go to linkedin.com slash results to claim your credit. That's linkedin.com slash results. Terms and conditions apply. LinkedIn, the place to be, to be.

It's my favorite time of year. It's summer going into fall. It's the best fashion part of the year. It's my favorite season and sometimes shifting your summer wardrobe to fall can be a little bit of a challenge, but luckily we have Quince, which offers timeless and high quality items that I absolutely adore. And the best part about it is it's

completely on budget. They have cashmere sweaters from $50, pants for every occasion, and all of Quince's items are priced 50 to 80% less than similar brands. And Quince only works with factories that use safe

ethical and responsible manufacturing practices and premium fabrics and finishes that you'll absolutely adore. I have this navy blue cashmere set from quince and I'm always using the sweater during the summer to like tie around my shoulders. So make switching seasons a breeze with quince's high quality closet essentials. Go to quince.com slash giggly for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns.

That's Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash Giggly to get free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince dot com slash Giggly. You guys know that I hate leaving the house and I only grocery shop online. Thrive Market makes shopping for healthy groceries easy, stress-free, and tailored to you and your family's needs.

Freestyle olives are my absolute favorite olives and I discovered them on Thrive Market. I actually gave my friend Taylor a bag the other day because they were in my kitchen and I was like, if you haven't tried these, you absolutely have to. And not only do I save time shopping as a Thrive Market member, I also save money on every single grocery order. On average, I save over 30% each time.

And when you join Thrive Market, you are also helping a family in need with their one-for-one membership matching program. Plus, Thrive Market now accepts SNAP EBT.

So save time and money by getting it all in one place with Thrive Market. Go to thrivemarket.com slash giggly for 30% off your first order plus a free $60 gift. That's T-H-R-I-V-E market.com slash giggly. Thrivemarket.com slash giggly.

I don't know if you guys have noticed from my Instagram stories, but I've basically switched all my loungewear over to Skims. I was obviously obsessed with their bras and underwear, but now I really can't get enough of their soft lounge collection. I have their soft lounge tank with their

with their matching lounge fold over pant. i'm absolutely obsessed. not only do i wear it inside, but i actually wear it to travel a lot too. i noticed in my drawer the other day that basically all my bras and underwears are skims, but also now all of my t-shirts and my loungewear is skims. i've pretty much cleared out all my lounge sets after i moved. i just like got rid of everything. i was like i don't need all of these random sweatpants and sweatshirts.

and really replaced everything with Skims because I know it's always going to look good, and I know it always feels amazing. And you know how much I love laying in bed, so if I have an outfit that I can lay in bed in and also run errands in, then I'm a true fan. Shop the Skims Soft Lounge Collection at Skims.com, now available in sizes XXS to 4X. If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know we sent you. After you place your order, select Podcast in the survey and select Giggly Squad in the drop-down menu.

Okay, final documentary. No, two. Final two. Tom and Pammy just came out the new episode. I'm still in it, Paige. I'm still loving it. I am still in it, too. Do you really think it's boring? I think it's boring, but, like, I don't know. I feel like I've been really critical these days on, like, things I watch. I'm like, ah, it could be better. Yeah. But, like, not like I have any suggestions. I know. Like, mm, I don't know.

I'm just being a hater. Don't give me a problem if you don't have a solution. Did you see It's Me Tinks came out with a hot take on the Anna Delvey documentary and basically bashed it on TikTok. I mean, she's my modern day philosopher. So what did she say? She said comparison is the thief of joy. And then she said that she was so hyped for this and the tone and everything just was off. And they made it more like a soap opera drama than like an actual...

Yes. Which is what we said. And then also the amount that I spent watching this pregnancy woman be like upset about her pregnancy. I have nothing. Yeah. And be uncomfortable. Like I'm not anti-pregnancy, but like that's not what I'm watching a con artist documentary for.

I think that the Netflix Anna Delvey show would have been great if it was the third show that like they had made. Do you know what I mean? Like I wanted the original show about this story to be so captivating and dark and like the ins and outs of this woman's brain rather like, so if I watched that first and then I watched this Netflix show, I would have enjoyed it more. Yeah. This was not a first vibe of it, but there is a 2020 of her and she's pretty funny. She's just sitting there in an interview being like,

I don't really feel bad. I don't really feel bad. And whatever. Okay. But I will say watching the show, I don't either. I don't feel bad either. Like, okay, she tricked some really smart businessmen.

The whole like staying in hotels for 30 days and then leaving without paying like 30 grand, 50 grand. Yeah, that's crazy. Crazy. But she's trying to survive and like pushing the limits. But what's fucked up is her friend Rachel is just getting like shat on.

Yeah. And her friend Rachel was basically like this Netflix special doesn't really show what it was really like. But I realized it's because Rachel got ahead of the game. Rachel wrote that article about her. Rachel got a three hundred thousand dollar book about it.

Good for Rachel. But that was all used against her in court because they were like, right. So and then she was found not guilty on that count. Rachel didn't get justice because basically they were like, Rachel, this girl's paid for everything for you. And she's like, yes. She's like, so you go to Morocco and she can't pay. And you did she force you to pay? And she was like, no, but like, we're afraid we're going to get arrested in Morocco. And they're like, did she force you? And she's like, not really. She goes, so she didn't pay you back.

I'm like, isn't that every friend on the weekend when they go to a bar? Yeah.

No, literally. I'd like imagine if I just wrote a book on everyone who didn't Venmo me for a vodka soda. But you know what annoys me? It's kind of like that friend at the bar who buys everyone drinks all night. And then they're like, your turn. And you're like, I actually didn't come here to do that. And they're like, but I've been buying everyone drinks. I'm like, that was a you thing. So don't make me now have to spend $500 on shots because you guys. One of my biggest pet peeves.

I don't even drink. Like I'm not even drinking. Yeah. If you're offering me a drink, if you're volunteering your hand and saying, I'm going to go to the bar and get the next round, I'm assuming that that means you're going to the bar and picking up the tab for the next round. And if you're handing me a drink, my first thought isn't let me Venmo you for it. Because I know that when I go up to the bar and get around for the group, that's on me. Yes. I went and did that. Or if you're

you're with like four girls and you're eating dinner and someone goes hey I'll get the first bottle are you guys cool getting next that's called consent but if we're with 14 people and someone buys shots do not expect me to stand up if you Venmo me for four dollars I gotta go like sense Venmo

Small claims court. Oh, my God. People don't talk about that enough. Never in my lifetime have I sent a Venmo with sense in it. And if I'm paying someone like I'm actively doing the Venmo first, like I know I owe this person like 1455. I'm sending $15. You know why? Because I'm a human. You know why me and you have been friends for so long?

And you've mentioned it like you like low maintenance. Because we have a corporate card. Yeah, we have a corporate card. But also both me and you in everything in life, I feel like we don't keep score. Like I don't keep score. We're too sleepy. Like I don't know what you owe me. I don't know what I owe you. And you don't either. No, I've never. And honestly, ignorance is bliss.

Because, no, but that's like being normal. Like, I've never clocked it in my brain to be like, I got that Uber, so Hannah better get the next one. Actually, I hate when Hannah gets Ubers, and I actively protest against it. Because she never gets the XL. She sends me home in a Prius. Like, I'd rather just get it. No, it's so true. If you send cents in a Venmo, I'll see you in small claims court.

Because that's just ridiculous. But then I also feel pressure. You don't need the 25 cents. I feel pressure like, oh, if I do something nice for her, is she going to feel like she has to do it for me when I'm not like that? I'm all vibes. No, I can't. We're vibes. We're a vibes Venmo crew. No, we are. And we don't do math. We also, oh, that's the real, I think that's really what it is. Yeah, because you actually don't know how to divide the bill. I got this one, guys. You know this is crazy? But I got this. Embarrassing yourself.

I'll pick this one up. I don't want people looking at the check because I don't want them checking my math on the tip. So I'm just like, I got this one, guys. No, but Hannah and I do have a toxic trait that we just developed that we just throw it on the corporate card and we own the corporation. So it is.

We're like, whatever. It's a write-off. But we also, like, won't take money out of the account. And every now and then I'm like, should we pay ourselves for the hard work we're doing? And Paige is like, what account? And I'm like, our business! But that's why I love Giggly Squad so much because we're not in it for the money. No, we literally have, we just started touching the business account. And like...

It honestly stresses me out. So we have the sketchy accountant who has no idea who we are, which is great. Like imagine if we had an accountant on their ship being like, why did you guys need a facial? A golden facial. I'm sure.

I went to the bank the other day to transfer money from the Giggly Squad account to my personal checking account. And when I got up to the teller, I told him what I had to do, and he was like, great, name of the business. And I just like, I was like, Giggly Squad. And he goes, I'm sorry, what? And I go, Giggly? The man couldn't keep in his laughter. He goes, I actually...

don't want to know that's probably best and then they expect you to be like four dollars and then when it's like a like a decent amount they're like what do you actually do no yeah what he goes now yeah like now what is giggly squad and like the password to get into our account he's like you guys do sound like you're kind of funny

The worst thing is like I had to buy a microphone because I lost my microphone, but I got it back. Don't worry when I lied to my therapist and they're always like, oh, what are you buying this for? And I'm like a podcast like what's your podcast? And immediately I'm like immediately. No. And they're like, I want to listen. And I'm like immediately. We're at capacity. We can't.

I can't explain to you the origin. When people are like, I don't get the court thing. I'm like, I don't want you to. Like, if you don't get it, I can't explain it to you. I do have to say I'm in Miami and I just did a show in Miami and the gigglers show the fuck up. And I was not able to appreciate it to the extent that you would because the fashion in Miami is.

It's different. Like every girl looks main character energy. Like we did a meet and greet after. And I have to say there's a similarity with New York where they have like

Great jeans, one of these little tops that aren't really a top, a beautiful like leather or blazer with like shoulder pads and just. Everyone is Maddie from Euphoria ready to drive to Nate's house and kill him. You nailed it. And then like the curves and the hair and the makeup is on fleek. And I just was like. It's always done. Yeah.

They're done up at every moment. And I told them all we're coming in April for the bachelorette. So they're all coming. They're really excited. Hannah's been texting me things that she's planned for her own bachelorette. And I literally feel like it's my bachelorette. I'm like, I'm so happy you did that for me. I texted you something and you go, do you love me? I really love me. I definitely feel like the energy of this bachelorette has nothing to do with Des. And it's purely just us having an excuse to be together.

Yeah, right. I'm going to put uncut gems under every picture of Des, like cut out cardboard. Do you remember when we used to call him catty daddy in the beginning? Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Yeah. We had a lot of like...

Inside jokes with the gigglers That like It isn't funny Like when you have inside jokes With your friends And just like one day You just like both stop saying it And you like forget That it even existed We're just like realizing things And growing and evolving But I do have to say Everyone has nicknames In the beginning Until you like him And then your friend Starts calling him Jim

But at first he's just like Navy boy, blue balls guy. I don't think I had a nickname for Craig. I mean, they were choice words for sure. But I don't think I had a nickname. This motherfucker. This motherfucker. Yeah. Okay, wait. Is there any other documentaries? No. Let's do some front page news. Okay. Okay.

Britney Spears just signed a $15 million deal to do her tell-all book. I'm proud of her. And I'm proud of her. I'm proud of her, but I'm nervous. I'm nervous for some reason. I'm nervous too. I mean, I think she's going to have a ghostwriter, obviously. It's not like she's sitting down at her desk and typewriting. I also, everyone was like, oh my god, $15 million. I kind of feel like she could have gotten more.

And that's why I love you. That book is going to be, then there's going to be a documentary. She's going to go on a whole book tour. Then there's like someone's going to make a movie about her life. Like I just kind of feel like 15 million, I feel like she could have gotten like at least 30. Yeah, I do think that it's the beginning of hopefully more things for her. I guess I said I'm nervous because I know so many eyes are going to be on it and there's just going to be so many opinions and

of it and like we're finally gonna know her real side of the story but I kind of love that it's a book and not an interview because I feel like a book you can really it you can really put the details and really think it through remember when I was gonna read more I forget what book I was even reading I got really nervous the other day just thinking if anyone ever in a public setting asked me like my favorite authors that like I wouldn't know

How to answer. Do you remember when we were younger and we would go on like job interviews and like one of the questions would be like, what are you reading right now? Do you know that I always said the same thing? Well, you had to. What was yours? The Great Gatsby. Oh my God. What would I? I would be like, oh, I'd say I like reading autobiographies by like Chelsea Handler and Mindy Kaling and Tina Fey. Wow. That's a really good one because I've actually never read, never read The Great Gatsby.

But I've seen the movie, so I could answer questions. It's not a good one because I couldn't name an author. I named comics who wrote a book. Yeah, but that's very true to your personality. And I feel like that interviewer would pick up on that. I'm like Tchaikovsky. Oh, I know what you would say. You'd be like, Tinks. I'm like, have you heard of Tinks? And it's not really like a reading thing. It's like an audio book. It's more like a watching. But like on an app. Wait, Craig just did his audio book?

And I was so jealous because like, like I went the one day to like kind of like watch him do it. Hannah, we would thrive in like a soundproof booth. Podcasting. And then he kept talking to me in the way that he like read the audio book, like enunciating every word. And I was like, you have to shut up. How was his voice? Like, was he like, because sometimes he was really good at it. Sometimes he loses his voice from like having too much fun at night.

Did he take care of his voice? Yeah, the amount of tea that was drank that week. But like it was it was actually really cool. How long does it take? Oh, my God. It took him. It took him like four full days. Wow. Yeah. How long? Like five hours. How long did it take him to write his book?

A couple months. No. Yeah, I would say like a couple months. No, I would say like the process started I think like a year ago, but I think it takes like a solid six months. So this is my question. When do you think you would drop a book in your career? I don't know if I ever would drop a book on my life because I don't think I have like... You'd have to talk about how you hate your fat dog. Yeah.

Do you know Craig brought that up to me? He goes, I heard you have a dog. Or not, I heard you have a dog. He's like, but I heard you say that your dog is fat to people. And I'm like, you've met Polo. He's fat. Like, why? It's like a weird thing. He's like, but how could you say that? And I was like, because I have eyes. And I can look at Polo and know that he's overweight. What are you talking about? His vision the first chapter was like, then Polo walked into the room. And immediately I turned my head disgusted after he shoved his face with too much tuna fish. Somebody take this poor dog on a walk. No, literally.

Some woman will nonstop DMing Craig about how he should break up with me solely based on the fact that I call my dog fat. I love the energy of women who don't know us telling our significant others about us. Like they don't know. They know us better than they do and should break up with us. Someone messaged us saying, do you know Hannah's crazy? And he was like, yes. Wait, what? What?

Yeah. No, people go, have you seen Summer House? Have you seen it? And he was like, yeah, she told me everything that happened. You actually haven't seen everything that happened, which is crazy. No, so many people tell Craig I'm a gold digger. I'm like, I pay all your shit. What are you talking about? I make more money than you. I do have to say, you know how people like to Google celebrities net worths. I'll tell you right now, they're all wrong.

They're all so, so wrong. They're all wrong. Very wrong. I love Googling their height and their net worth. But then like I Google mine. I'm like, that's not right. It's not right. We're just saying it's not right. What else do you have? Sam Hunt's pregnant wife files for divorce, citing adultery. Do you know Sam Hunt? Who's his? He's a. Oh, no, no, no. He is a country music singer. Is it Lauren? No. No. No.

Is it a Bachelor girl? No. No. Oh, that's a different guy. No, her name's Hannah Lee Fowler. Tennessee, is that a Bachelor girl? I don't think so, but it sounds like it could be. Yeah, it does. Honestly, when they give a middle name, I love the South. They have a thousand names. People love Sam Hunt. Like, he's like the token hottest. People love him. They were really cute. No, I think they were like...

Together for a long time? Yeah. Well, good for her. Get out. And she was pregnant. How, like... There is something gross about cheating during a pregnancy. They were 14 years together. I've always had this weird fear that, like, oh my god, what if my husband doesn't want to sleep with me when I'm pregnant? And then, like, I don't know how this came up in conversation with Craig.

But I was like, would you be like grossed out? And he was like, no, I feel like I'd be like so jacked up. Like not only do I love you so much, but I like made something that's inside of you. Like I would be excited. And then he was like, I have a friend that actually like loves, I was like sleeping with pregnant women. Yeah.

he was like no like loves getting his wife pregnant and like sleeping with her and I was like okay well that man needs therapy no apparently it's a real thing apparently it's very like pheromones and hormonal where men are super attracted yeah I like that to their woman when she's pregnant because you're like so vivacious and curvy and you're like creating his child and like men get jacked up on that so like

I feel like there's some type of like king... Complex. Something, yeah, that's happening and we're like back in like the 1700s or something that is like, I'm gonna have sex with my pregnant wife. I actually heard two very fucked up things on TikTok. Wow, do tell. Like two fucked up stories on TikTok. One, this girl found out

that her dad had been a client on her OnlyFans. No, that's sick. Then a girl said that she recently found out that her boyfriend was posting videos of her and him hooking up on an OnlyFans account and making money from it. You kidding? She basically posted on TikTok and everyone's like, this is super, super, super fucked up. And she explained she found out because this is what I was doing last night. Okay.

getting really invested in these things. She saw he kept getting OnlyFans notifications, so she naturally broke into his phone to see who he's following on OnlyFans, and she found out it was...

an account for like her and that he was making money off of. And then she confronted him and he basically gaslit her. Like, it's not a big deal. Like I don't show the front of your face ever. And she's like, I mean, you see everything else. Like my room, my, my like hair thing, my clothes, like you see everything.

And he basically tried to gaslight her and be like, it's so not a big deal. But it's one of those things. Did he use his real name? I don't think so. But the point is, is that if it's not a big deal, why'd you lie about it? And why'd you hide it from her? Right. So she's now suing him. As she should. So women are out here like telling their fucking fucked up stories with technology and sex. And we just have to keep an eye out there, ladies. Keep an eye out there. Protect yourself.

Oh my god, literally changing my iCloud password as we speak. There's just creepos everywhere we look. That's so disgusting. Also, like, just be a normal person and go on Pornhub. It takes 30 seconds and then you're done. Also, this dude gets caught and he turns it on her that she's being dramatic. Like, classic.

Classic. Classic. I'm so sick of men. I'm still on my I hate men tour because I just can't. Men are trash. They're trash. Such trash. They really are. They just think they're so amazing. And I'm like, you're only half amazing because I associate with you.

No, I just I can't with men. I can't. Also, like who would have the audacity to like take a video? It's the audacity. And like to feel like they wouldn't get caught or like there would be no repercussions of taking a video of your girlfriend and letting everyone see her like having sex. Like that is vile. Like, oh, women are making money doing this. How am I going to take advantage of my woman to benefit me?

Oh my god, AOC, you in large claims court. See you in large claims court. See you in federal court, sir. See you in supreme fucking court. Why did I just say supreme court and I immediately thought of a supreme like burrito chalupa? I had Taco Bell the other night and it was fucking amazing. What'd you order? I ordered three soft tacos like Supremes and then I order one cheesy gordita crunch.

What is the supreme thing I was thinking of? That's when it comes with sour. It's really, it just comes with sour cream. The other ones, if it's not supreme, it doesn't come with sour cream. And then it's like, what's the point of being here? If it's not supreme, I'm calling the police. I actually can't enjoy Mexican without sour cream, but that's like my toxic trait. No, I think that if people enjoy Mexican without sour cream, I'm weary of you. Weary of you.

wow we just used all our catchphrases in 30 seconds absolute punk behavior do you have any other front page news how about lindsey lohan on tiktok just living her life oh yeah what's she doing on tiktok

She had one really funny one. Just like voicing over her own things. I think it's iconic and I think she should. She looks good lately. Also, has anyone checked on how that Christmas movie did? Because we talked about it a lot and then didn't follow up. Did that come out?

We always do that. We talk about things and we're like, we must know. And then we literally have amnesia and forget about it. But I will say, I do know how babies have passports. Oh, yeah. One woman DM me and said she had to put her baby on like a white like board and basically take the picture that way. And then another woman said that she had to put like a sheet, a white sheet over herself and like hold her baby. Like a ghost kidnapping your baby. Yeah.

I'm like, because you can't have anyone else in the background. And she said it's particularly hard because you have to see their ears. So like keeping their heads straight. I was like, wow. So what we learned is it was a very valid question last week. Yeah. I wanted to be like, okay, now what age do you have to get a gerbil? Do gerbils need to get pre-check? Also question, is it read receipts or read receipts? Read receipts. Okay. Read receipts. Apparently people say read receipts.

Also, people said... I think read. People also said they FaceTime in multiple places, not just cities. And that is just weird. People were offended by that. They were like, we know what FaceTime is in the Midwest, you stupid bitches.

Some people were like, I've never FaceTimed ever. Like, I just never FaceTimed. Some woman said that she was telling her best... She wanted to tell her best friend some, like, big news. I'm pretty sure she was telling her that she was engaged or something. She said she blew it by just being like, can we FaceTime? Because she was like, I never FaceTime. Yeah. So her friend was like, I knew you were going to tell me something. Yeah. People love that with engagement shit, with the, like, uh...

I did that. And he literally did the exact same thing to me. Yeah, I did that. No, actually, I called you and put you on trial. I was like, bitch, are you engaged? People don't understand about the engagement is I was literally trying to keep it a secret.

And Paige and Sierra, I saw like that day. I felt the energy. Yeah, and some people just know me too well. I'm so bad at lying. I'm the worst liar ever. Literally, no, yeah. I woke up like I was like in the movie Madeline, like Miss Clavel. I was like, something's not right. And I think someone's engaged. When anyone in your circle gets engaged, you're like, smells like diamonds. Smells like a cushion cut. Knew it.

Oh, God. Anyway, guys, thank you for giggling with us today. We love you so much. We're going to be in Boston March 26th. I think it's sold out, though. I'm going to be in Atlanta and Charlotte, which is fun. Oh, that is fun. Yeah. And then maybe Denver. I really want to go to Atlanta and just like have a fucking time. Yeah. With Sierra and Portia. Maybe when I get engaged, I'll do my bachelorette party in Atlanta. Can we get Michael? Can we get? I feel like.

Michael who? Portia's stripper. What's his name? Oh, Bolo. Bolo. I think he's real nice. Well, I do want to like, I feel like they have such good strip clubs. Sierra's like, no, you get dressed and ready and you go out at the strip club. And I feel like that's just ideal for a bachelorette. If you did your bachelorette party in Atlanta. Just the most crunk bachelorette party in history.

Yeah. I love that we're planning your bachelorette. That or New Orleans. I think I might do. New Orleans could be really chic. Like we could dress as witches. I would love that. I would love to do something haunted for my bachelorette. Okay, Stassi.

Yeah. I had dinner with Sassy the other day. I know, which is crazy because we were Vanderpump fans growing up, obviously. Hard to look her right in the eye because she's so pretty. I told her. I actually stopped her mid-conversation. I said, I'm having trouble looking at you. That's crazy because you've never said that to me. You just don't look at me because you're sick of me. No, there have been days where I've been like, stop. I can't look at you. Take a shower. Okay. Okay. You're done. You're done. Bye. Bye.

There are certain things that you buy every single summer. Sandals, sunscreen, snacks...

And it seems like you don't keep track from the ones from last year, so you have to rebuy. But don't stress about the cost. Use Ibotta and get cash back on all of your purchases when you stock up on all of your summer essentials. You can save on over 2,400 brands and shop at over 1,000 retailers, including your favorite grocery stores, Lowe's, Macy's, Sephora, Best Buy, and more.

The average Ibotta user earns $256 per year. That could cover the cost of an entire shopping trip. Right now, Ibotta is offering our listeners $5 just for trying Ibotta by using code GIGGLY when you register. Just go to the App Store or Google Play Store and download free Ibotta app to start earning cash back and use code GIGGLY. That's I-B-O-T-T-A in the Google Play or App Store and use code GIGGLY.

Giggling in bed brought to you by Mattress Firm. Sometimes sleeping next to your boyfriend or girlfriend is the most amazing experience ever. It's so lovely to watch them be so peaceful, except when they're snoring so loud. And I think to myself, how are you even sleeping because you're ruining my day?

And then I think to myself, obviously you're on a Mattress Firm mattress, which can truly make anyone sleep like an actual baby. Mattress Firm offers a 120 night sleep trial. So you can rest easy with Mattress Firm for 120 nights. And if you don't love it, you can get your money back.

I upgraded to a mattress for a mattress this year and truly my sleep has never been better. I've created an entire sanctuary right in my bed and everyone should be sleeping like me and Craig who snores. So text Giggly Squad to 766693 for an extra 20% off your next purchase at Mattress Firm. Exclusions apply. Get matched at Mattress Firm's best sale of the year, the Labor Day sale and sleep at night.

There are 365 days a year which means there are 365 days where you might need to buy someone a birthday present. I absolutely love giving the perfect gift to the perfect person. So why not simplify the process with Aura Digital Picture Frame? Ranked the number one digital picture frame by Wirecutter, Aura frames are easy to set up, update and enjoy.

You can even preload with photos and gift messages. So whether you're giving the frame to your best friend, your dad, or your Aunt Susan, you can be sure your gift is personalized just for them. I have gifted Aura Frames actually to Craig's family before because it truly is the perfect gift. And to always be like uploading, changing pictures, it's like a new picture frame every day. Every Aura Frame comes with unlimited storage so you can preload the frame with as many photos as you want.

All you need is the Aura app and a Wi-Fi connection. Right now, Aura is having their very first friends and family sale, and we've got an exclusive offer just for gigglers. For a limited time only, you can get $35 off their best-selling frame by visiting auraframes.com and using promo code GIGGLY at checkout. That's A-U-R-A frames dot com, promo code GIGGLY. This is the best offer of the season, so don't miss out. Terms and conditions apply.

Discover Hydro, the best kept secret in fitness. Hydro is the state-of-the-art at-home rower that engages 86% of your muscles,

delivering the ultimate full body workout in just 20 minutes. From advanced to beginner, Hydro has over 500 classes shot worldwide and taught by Olympians and world-class athletes. For a 30-day risk-free trial, go to hydro.com and use code ROW450 to save $450 on a Hydro Pro Rower. That's H-Y-D-R-O-W.com, code ROW450.