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I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, guys? It's time to laugh. Just kidding. It's time to giggle. Yeah, I didn't hate that intro. Welcome back to Giggly Squad. It has been a month. No. It's been a month. Like, also, like, what is it? Is it cold? Is it hot? Is it summer? Is it winter? What's happening? I guess that's what they call spring. Okay, also, something's going on in my apartment where, like, the heat is on and I can't turn it off.

And I can't figure it out. So I've just been like, my windows are open. And it's so loud. And it's just like, oh, no. First world problems. You're like, sometimes I miss my little studio. Sometimes I do. If you don't subscribe to our Patreon, you're really missing out. Because let me tell you something. This is my makeup from last night. Is it not?

She's stunningly still on. Look at that winged eyeliner. I'm obsessed. She's still there. You actually have the most beautiful glow of hungover-ness that I've ever seen. I woke up this morning and I...

You know, I was on Instagram and I accidentally like swiped over and it was like my face. And I was like, oh, my God, she's stunning. What happened? And I just didn't. It's horrible to sleep in your makeup. But sometimes you just like, oh, you have to. If the makeup's good, sleep in it so you don't have to do it the next day and you actually save time. And with that time, you could do so much. Join a pyramid scheme. Start a business. Do it. I have and I have brunch after this and yeah.

Let me tell you something. I might not wash it. I might just add to it. Just do a little touch up. A little touch up and you're good. Yeah, who cares? No one will know. I had a full on fight with an Instagram filter. You did? Yesterday. Full on fight. Who won? Lisa Rinna sent me her...

new lip kit, Rinna Beauty. Ooh. And it's really chic and black, and it gives you like a lipstick, a lip gloss, and a liner. So it's kind of like one-upping Kylie's lip kit. We love a trio. We love a trio. I loved it, but then I wanted to post it, but I was kind of looking like crap. And I was like, hmm, let me see what filters are on. There's a filter called Sasha underscore soul underscore art, where like I looked so cute that I was like angry. Yeah.

And then I was like, this is what I really look like, bitches. And because it takes away your freckles, it takes away like everything. And I just wanted people to be like, look, that girl you're jealous of. She hates herself, too. Yeah. I kind of like you don't do filters for front page news, do you? No, just OG Paris filter.

Are you tempted ever? Like, do you ever look and be like, I should do a filter? No, because I always look like crazier. This is such a good. Can I talk? Oh, my God. I literally just had a brain aneurysm. No, I think I just had a stroke. You're just hungover. I think I just had a stroke. Guys, it's not funny. Oh, my God. That was so scary. I literally my brain was like talk and my body was like, no. Yeah.

Your brain moves too fast for your mouth. And then you're just like, yeah, I was just like, what? Okay. Um, one of my girlfriends always will use this one filter and like send pictures on Instagram, whatever. And the one night we were out to dinner and she was like, let's take a picture. And we did it. And I would, she put the filter on and I was like,

I look insane. You look like an alien. You know, like your eyes are naturally big and it like makes your eyes bigger. And I looked at her and I go, you know who else looks insane? You. She was like, what? That's so mean. I was like, you're so pretty though. This filter actually makes you look uglier.

Like you're prettier in real life. Well, you just look like a generic filtered girl with it. And also, guys, you're training your brain to think that's good. We're like you ever not wear makeup for a while and then you start actually loving that natural look. So, guys, just stop with the fucking filters. I'm over it. Paris is OK, though. Paris is OK. Bigly Squad approves Paris. I've also been drinking chlorophyll water. Is that black? Yeah. Yeah.

Well, it's like dark green. Does it like get in your teeth? It's a dark teal. If you drink too much, people say it will stain your teeth. But I...

I was like looking it up and a lot of people will take like a shot of it and then like rinse out your mouth. Or I've been like drinking it with a straw. It's supposed to have like a, it's supposed to like reset your insides. So one girl, I was reading an article and a girl was like, I haven't gotten my period in so long. And I started drinking it and my period went back to being like normal, which is interesting. It's supposed to be really good for your skin. When you say it like resets your insides, it like takes out your intestines, unwinds them, take like,

cleans them out, puts them back in. Yeah. I love that. I remember there was a phase. Chlorophyll was like a phase for a second, but maybe it's in right now. I don't really jump on the fads like you do. So just keep us posted so I don't have to try it. I'll keep you posted for sure. Before we do advice, let me tell like a quick like little dating story that I find very funny. I'm obsessed. Let's go. Okay. So I, a bunch of my friends flew in,

to New York this weekend from like LA and from Miami. So like we've been doing like a dinner every single night, whatever. So Thursday night we go to dinner for one of my girlfriend's birthdays and I proceed as a good friend should to get absolutely blacked out at this dinner and I'm drinking and I'm having fun and I'm texting this guy that I like kind of like,

And I don't know. I think we're having a good conversation. Like I can remember seeing his name pop up on my phone and like me smiling. And that's really all I remember what was said. Cute. Yeah, it's just cute. After I'm like done drinking and like I'm back home, I get the most anxiety that like everyone hates. I get it.

So I deleted my text thread with him because I was like, I can't even look at it. Like, I can't. I can't look at it. I text my group chat and I'm like, hey, did I do anything bad? Does everyone hate me? And everyone was like, what are you talking about? Like, no, you're fine. So then the next morning I was like, oh, my God, what did I say to this guy? Like, should I text him and like see if everything's all good? Like, whatever. So I text in.

I text him and I'm just like, hey, I was so fucked up last night. And he goes, wow, are you saying that because of everything you said last night? And I start internally freaking out. And I'm like, my thumbs, I'm like, I can't even type right now because I don't know what I'm going to say back. And then he sends another text message and says, all good because I feel the exact same way. And like, it was so much fun. And it was the biggest sigh of relief ever.

But don't you want to know what you said that he's agreeing? Why not? No. Why not? Receipts, bitch. I don't want to know.

I told my girlfriend Alexa and she goes, what is it not on your laptop? How can we not find it? I go, no, I deleted it because I got so nervous. So I think that he likes me back, but I don't know what we said. I have no idea. This is like those people who don't save people's numbers. But I'm like, no, no, no. You have to save it so you know when to not answer them. Yeah. Yeah. But I just love for you that you're having wholesome late night text messages that are making people smile in the morning. They don't all hate you.

Right. Because I wake up a lot of mornings and, you know. Hate yourself? Okay. Let's do some advice and then we're going to get into front page news and it's getting wild up in here. Someone said that their ex-boyfriend keeps coming into the restaurant that they serve at. What do they do? Is she like...

But does she have to be his server? I feel like this is a communication time to be like, hey, unless this is the only restaurant in town, like it's kind of weird. Unless every other restaurant is on fire. Yeah. Like, why are you coming? I think this is like you tell your manager like, hey, this guy is like so annoying when he comes in. Like, can someone else please help?

do his table and like act like he does not exist like while you're there and then i would send a text being like dude figure it out like stop this is my place of work and like you're embarrassing me yeah i'd ignore him completely the first time or even like a smile hi no drama um and then if he comes in again it's kind of like hey that's but that's also like a little bit stalkerish

It is. Here's the thing that really annoys me is like girls can do anything because we're fucking smart and we're just good at stalking. Like, but...

But we get called crazy. Guys do shit like this. And like... Yeah. It's like romantic. Or like they're just confused. They don't get it. Yeah. Look, I thought this through. Spit in the bread. Spit in the olive oil. Spit in the balsamic. Mix it up for him. And say, thanks for coming. Thank you. I'd love to know how much he's tipping. Ooh. Any tips for when arguing a point with a stubborn boyfriend? How can you make them hear your point of view? Um...

As someone who is a stubborn person I thought you were going to say As someone who is in a relationship I was going to be like this No because You have good advice for this too Because I think we're both pretty stubborn Yeah

You have to make it so the argument is not your team versus his team. You have to remind yourself that like you're on the same team and you both get positivity out of getting out of this like discussion together. So it's never like I'm right. You're wrong. I mean, I've never said sorry more than I have in this relationship because I actually love him. Wow. When you love someone.

it's page. Nothing is worth it. Like a little thing happens and you're just like, I am so sorry. And he's like, yeah, me too. Literally never apologize more in my life. Other guys would like get pissed off about something. I'm like, then go, then block me and leave me the fuck alone. Yeah, I was my advice was going to be like, just break up with him. Just leave. Perry was very stubborn. Like he, he was very stubborn and I was too.

And that's why we're not together. One of my friends just texted me that like, I know I'm going to be late for brunch and he's already stressing me out about it. And sorry, that made me lose my train of thought because it really stressed me out. Wait, but like if you're late for brunch, what happens? You lose your spot? He literally said, don't be caught at a loser table if you're late for brunch.

Say save me a fucking seat, bro. Put a French toast in it. But I've been I've been late to every single event that we've had. Every single dinner we've had this weekend. I've been 20 minutes late to it. I've been having outfit problems. I don't know what's going on. I've never been on time for anything, so I'm not judging. I may just skip the brunch.

I'd be like, then I'm not going at all. I know like that kind of pressure. I hate that shit. I hate it. There's bad energy around the event now. Yeah. Now I'm so nervous about it and there's no way I'm going to be on time because I'm not even close to being ready. I'm my makeup on from last night. Actually, you are close to being ready because you have your makeup on from last night.

But people don't understand you have to show up with like a fucking look and that takes time and effort. Yeah. I know what you were saying and I'm just going to explain what you were going to say.

because yeah how you were basically like I don't get into fights with relationships and I never did either because I always wanted to be just like the cool easygoing girlfriend because that's what society wants you to be because everyone's just like don't be the crazy one don't be you know when you want someone so bad and you're not really connecting yeah you think you could like trick it and like act a type of way to make it happen but Des was the first I mean I called him every night sobbing yeah like most people would not have done that when

when they're trying to get a boyfriend but the thing is I wasn't trying to get a boyfriend you were just being yourself I had a conversation with one of my girlfriends about this like I'm so sick of being like the cool girl do you know what I mean like yeah no it's totally fine like you go like out with your friends and like you do that and like yeah you don't want to date you just want to like hook up yeah for

sure like yeah just like do your thing i'm a cool girl like i don't care about anything yeah i like try and act like a boy i'm like i don't yeah do whatever you want and i'm done with it i'm so sick of it well that's what like last summer not this last summer the previous summer with luke was like i literally was just like i want to fuck this dude and it made things so confusing when like

Then the way our relationship was playing out was not based on fucking and it was all based on emotions. And then everything gets confusing. So it's like boundaries are super important because if you don't have them, people will take advantage of it. Oh, my God. I've been like strung along by like the same guy for a fucking year now, I feel like.

just because I was so, I was like, yep, cool, for sure. And now I'm just like, oh, I hate myself. And then it's hard to have boundaries. Then you get animosity towards them. And then you're mad that they didn't read your mind. And then they're like, well, you didn't say anything. And you're like, okay, I have a really fun question. Okay. How to flirt with the shy boy, which in my past life, I love the shy man. Really? Oh my God.

When there's the one guy at the party who's just, like, super confident and doesn't need to be, like, the center of attention and he's just, like, hot and, like, might not know how hot he is. Oh, my God. Wait, are we talking, like, the... Okay, hold on. Wait, I need to know the difference. Are we talking, like, the shy man who...

Is it not shy, but like doesn't talk a lot, but is like super hot and like the really cool one of the group, but just like chills in the back. Like, yeah, whatever. Or are we talking like the shy man who's like also nerdy? Like.

I think both. I think it's both. My thing is shy guys does not mean they don't have a personality. Shy guys means they're listening, which I don't know what that feels like to not blurt out every inappropriate thought that comes in your brain. But that makes me intrigued by them. So you have to approach them, which is totally cool. And then like I find the shy guys you get like the funniest banter with because once you can break them, you feel it's like a cat.

When a cat finally sits on your lap, you're like, you don't do this for everyone, but you're doing it for me. So like you have to just work on them and, and, and like,

They have to trust you before they show themselves where other people are like, like me, like me, like me, like me. Yeah, I definitely go for the like me, like me, like me guys. Like I go for the loud. I think I go for the loudest guy in the room. You go for the loudest party guy. But sometimes those guys are overcompensating for like deep insecurities. You think? As someone who is the loud one in the room. Oh, explain what it means when a guy says you intimidate them. It means he thinks he's not good enough for you.

Yeah, he knows that you're way cooler. Yeah, that's his own thing. That's some small dick energy. But sometimes it's flattering. But then, okay, ooh. But then it gets to a point where if he says that to you enough, I personally start to get turned off. Not because I'm intimidating. I love that. I love being a strong bitch that guys are nervous around. But it starts to turn me off because I'm like, oh, maybe this is just because I get turned off by sensitive feelings. Yeah.

Which is not great. But it starts to turn me off because I had this one guy being like, do you even like me? Do you even want to hang out with me? Like, okay, I guess we're never going to talk again. And I was like, oh. Well, he's acting insecure. Insecure. You're acting so insecure. And it was such a realization for me because I'm like, wow, how many guys have I talked to before that I've been like, hey, like, okay, like, do you still want to? Like, we totally don't have to if you don't want to. Or like, or like.

just like shit like that. And I'm like, Oh, what a turnoff. And I feel like it's the same for girls and guys. I totally agree. Also with the intimidate me comment. It's like, if a guy says you intimidate him, it's actually planting a seed in your head to tell you to shine less bright. And that means you have to burn his house down. Oh, see, like I like if someone, if I was talking to a guy and he was like, you're so intimidating.

I would like that initial thing. Okay, that's a flirt moment. That's a flirt moment. Yeah, that's a flirt moment. But if someone legit is like, you're just like really intimidating, I'm like, grow up. Yeah. Grow up. Grow up. Take off your backpack, you fucking kid. Fucking throw you into a locker.

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married this is the biggest red flag I've ever holy fuck and I'm very bad at seeing red flags three years we guys live in a cave how the fuck has he not met one friend yeah you're not even running to someone at the grocery store going on so yeah get out of that get out of that get out of that no he's married he's married or he's a fugitive yes yes or he's in witness protection

Yeah. But I'm going to tell you something. He has a full family. Yeah. Full. Like not just one kid, at least three. No, he's got at least three. Yeah. Okay. Final toxic question for you. How to build a roster of guys. I'm fucking clueless. Paige, take it away. Okay. This is roster 101. This is a master class. This is a master class. Okay. Look, you can't just build a roster. Okay.

You don't just build Mount Rushmore in a day. Rome was not built in a day. Your roster is something that you take care of. You water it. You plant seeds. Okay. You have to really dive into it. Okay. Here's the thing with like a roster. Sometimes you're really hot and you get, and everyone wants your pheromones and sometimes you're, you're dead. So,

Sometimes they're in a slump and sometimes you look at the roster and you're like, damn, they're all injured. I'm going to tell you something, though. I had a healthy roster, a really healthy roster. Yeah. And I would say I had like a rotating three to four at any given moment that like I could hit someone up. But.

This is crazy. You burned some bridges? I burnt like a few bridges, but I, all of them, every single one of them, there was not one of them that I wanted to be their girlfriend. And that's very important. Yes. So it's, you can have a roster of however many you want and it's super easy because you don't want to date any of them. I told all of them that. I said, look, I don't want to, I'll never be your girlfriend, but like we can kick it and it's fun. Mm-hmm.

I have to get a restraining order on some. Like, I feel like some of them, if you say that to a guy, he's going to be so obsessed with you and it's so backwards, but it's just so true.

And I recently cleared my roster because I was just like, oh, I'm like bored. You nailed something. Your roster is not for guys you want to date. No. Like my thing is I personally, it's hard for me to be charming and funny with more than two people a day. So like I can't handle a big roster unless I have no one. And then you're just going into your old mix like.

I know in college I had a good roster because it takes time to accumulate. And then I moved from Wisconsin to New York and I was like, fuck, I have no roster. So it takes time. But the people in your roster are not people you really love and care about.

sometimes there's sometimes that I'm like, wait, am I hanging out with like this guy too much? And I don't even want to date him. And I'm going to miss my, my real guy. And that gets in my head. Cause I'm like, Oh, am I not going out with my girlfriends where I could potentially meet someone? Cause I'm hanging out with like this guy. And I know I don't even really like this guy. So rosters are tricky, but I do know that.

What I do know is that if I were to meet someone who I really liked and like wanted to be their girlfriend, I would get rid of my roster. Like he wouldn't just be added on. He'd be like priority. He'd be number one. I think you also said something important, which is.

Keep your roster fresh. If the guy's already like you're really sure you're not going to date him, I would get him off the roster. The roster needs to be new guys that you're like, you don't know how you feel, but you're figuring it out. Because then if you're just spending time to get male attention, you could potentially be with your girls, having real relationships with them and potentially meeting someone new.

And don't underestimate the third and fourth guy on your roster. Sometimes they come up to one and two. You know, you don't give them enough attention as they deserve. And one and two will like start to annoy you. Step up their game. And then they step up their game. And then they've mixed up the whole team. I love that for three and four. And also...

What is the rules in letting guys know about your roster? This is a great question. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to, this is like a very real moment. I have always been the girl deny till I die. Deny it till I fucking die. Unless you have a picture. Cause guys know you're lying. For sure. But like, unless you have a picture of me.

Wasn't me. I don't know who she was. People are like, we saw you. You were out to dinner with him. I'm like, I don't know who you're talking about. This is incredible advice because if you try to make a dude jealous and be like, oh, Steve's texting me, he's going to fucking hate it. Immediately turned off. And be so turned off. Yeah. But if he thinks that you're getting, they can smell other men on you. Yeah. Like not literally like you shower, but like they can smell other dudes who want you. Like literally get a text and be like, who's that? And be like, oh, it's so annoying. Nothing. Oh.

Oh my god, it's always been so annoying. It's just like one of my friends, so annoying. And then flip your phone over. Be toxic. I don't care.

But this is the initial beginnings of relationships. This is not to have a long-term healthy thing with someone. But once you find out you like them, then you're like, then you fucking look them in the eye and you're like, I'm so into you. And he's like, I'm so into you. And then you start texting him the rings. We talked about that. Next thing you know, give it eight months. You're engaged. And you're engaged. But this is the first time in my life that I...

I like haven't played that game. And I realized it's because like I didn't care about anyone I was talking to. Yeah. And I was very honest with everyone. Like I was like, look, I I don't think I'll ever be your girlfriend, but like, let's chill. Let's hang out. We have fun together. Like, let's do it. And every guy was like, I what?

Like, what are you saying? They're experiencing what girls experience when guys immediately before they even know you're like, I'm not interested. And usually I'm the type of person that's like dating and I like fall in love immediately. Yeah. I'm like, oh, I love them. And I have to be obsessed with you for four months now until I get over it. Yeah. But this is the thing with you. You fall in love with them and then you learn about them.

and then you get bored but the guys who never let you learn about them and stay away that's when you continue the cycle of obsession yes because you're fantasizing in your head what your relationship would be like but that's not what it would have been like you're literally making it up in your head and that is why situationships hurt so much more than relationships because we're relationships you've already

Been broken up For a year before The actual breakup You've seen everything About them You know there were sides But the guy Who never fully Lets you have him You can fantasize And use real color glasses To be like What it will be When realistically He probably sucks As a boyfriend And has intimacy issues

Dude, it's actually so crazy. I had like one situation ship and I'm not kidding. It took me fucking five months to get over it. Maybe longer. I dated Perry for a year and a half. Maybe years. I dated Perry for a year and a half and I was like, after a month, I was like, what the fuck?

No, I know. It's crazy. That's such a thing. Like the guy that doesn't actually make you his real girlfriend, you fantasize fake scenarios of what it would be like if you guys were boyfriend and girlfriend. None of those are real. Okay. None of those are real in your head. But it's so true that like you will end up with who you're supposed to end up with. Like.

Like the universe will do what it's fucking supposed to do. And like you can't force any one person because like I used to get on the phone with dudes.

Make them laugh. Laugh at all their stupid jokes. Be so calm. They could do anything. I wouldn't care. Literally called Des every night having a full mental breakdown. Yeah. Like people would say this last summer was emotionally the worst they've ever seen me. That's when I found the love of my life. Which is so funny. So hilarious. Is it funny or sad? What's the difference really? Also, people do not...

Give us credit where credit is due, where this last episode of Summer House. Did you not see when I walked in when you guys were at the pool and I go, how y'all doing?

hi y'all and you were like i feel like who the editors didn't realize that that was a full tiktok moment do you guys remember the tiktok when everyone's talking shit about her and then she's like hey when sierra said what's up you sleepy bitch like i loved it i was like wow that was so authentic and so like her there's been a lot of accusations that um

Giggly Squad is bad for you and I'm bad for you. Do you have anything to say for a public service announcement? It's true. I've been trying to get out of this friendship since I got into it. People want to know if you're okay. Am I holding you hostage?

Imagine. Could you imagine? You just 365 me and you kidnapped me and you're like, you're going to be my fucking friend and you're going to do this goddamn podcast with me. You're going to do this fucking podcast. Everyone's crazy. Like, oh God, everyone's just out of their minds. Like, I and I love you and I fucking love Giggly Squad and you can't tell me nothing. And that's it. I just want to say that

Granted, yes, I don't drink as well as Paige. That's true. But I do have to say, your most epic hot tub scenes, who were you with? I was like, I can't. I don't know what you're saying because there's seven of you. Someone wrote to me. They were like, it's so clear that Paige is so much more fun when you're not around. She was so funny in the hot tub. And I was like, with me. You're like, I was the one talking to her. Who do you think was setting her up? Who was giving her the alley-oop and then she was dunking? Who do you think? Do you have any front page news?

okay let's do some front page news can we discuss first off j-lo and a-rod

Why are you making that face? Because I just like can't stand him. Dude, did you see the Instagram story he put up of like? No. Oh my God. Okay. So they broke up obviously. And on his Instagram story, he was like doing this like panoramic shot of all of like pictures of them and like this thing like her, their names written next to each other with a Coldplay song in the background. Um,

Coldplay. Yeah. And it was just like, oh, my God, this is so embarrassing for you. This is embarrassing. It's kind of like when you're in like eighth grade and you break up with your boyfriend, you put like all these quotes on like your AIM away message. Yeah.

That was the vibe I was getting. I was like, this is embarrassing. Was he trying to be like, I'm sad that we're not together anymore or kind of like, oh, this was a beautiful time that I'm just celebrating. No, I think it was like, I'm sad that like I want to get her back. But it's like, dude, don't don't have FaceTime meetings with friends.

Fitness blondes. Right. And even though they like just announced they announced it recently that they've been broken up, broken up. Page six wrote an article that like they've definitely been broken up for a while because he is buying the Minnesota twins. Timberwolves.

And with like some other guy. And originally JLo and A-Rod were wanted to buy the Mets together. Wow. And she wasn't involved in like the Timberwolves thing. But people were saying like, if you own a team, you have to go to every home game. And people were like, maybe she doesn't want to fucking go to Minnesota. And I was like, I know that's right. It's not been the first time someone didn't want to. Okay. Okay.

I don't want to say that I called it, but I didn't call it. I actually like saw it through, you know, the gossipy things. But people were just like, look, they've been broken up.

They didn't like how it dropped and it was all about Madison. Like JLo was not about to have her breakup be all about Madison. So they were like, they're going to wait a month and then break up amicably. So that's exactly what happens like on the dot. And they were like, yeah, we're still friends. We love each other. It's not working out. But you remember JLo and her Insta stories, like being all like single, just celebrities. They're just like us.

No, they really are. Like if there's people out there cheating on JLo and Beyonce, I'll just never get it through my head. I'll never get it through my head. But I feel like guys, I feel like famous. Also like A-Rod was an athlete. I think that's a different type of fame in terms of getting girls. I also feel like I would love to date a Yankee, but why would I want to? And I'm about to say the most toxic thing ever. Yeah.

But like I feel like being a professional athlete and being a Yankee, I think is a very different type of like fame thing.

In terms of like sports. Yeah. It's power. It's such power. With power comes like taking advantage of things. And it can be really hard to date a professional athlete. Yeah. And I feel like because I feel like they walk into rooms and like they don't have to spit game at girls. Like they don't have to do anything. No. There's going to be five girls everywhere they go that they already know like, yeah, I got this one. I can talk to this one. For me, it's I like my alone time, but I don't love the idea that like

More than half of the year he's gone on the road. And then also everything is about like his sports. Not that like, no, yeah, I want all the attention, but it's like, I don't want, he fucking loses the game. And then I have to fucking deal with his crying ass. Like every other day when they lose, like, especially the Mets. Like if you're dating a Nick or a man, it's like nonstop, they're fucking crying. And it's like, I don't know. Get better. I feel like athlete wives have a,

a different type of like not as great of a life as or not as great of a life as you would think they would have yeah like i feel like they have probably have to deal with a lot of shit it's a it's it's a double-edged sword yeah you get like to be with this like i just famous guys the fucking worst sometimes oh did you know that yeezy's gap partnership is 10 years i feel like that's excessive oh wow yeah they did a trademark filing for their collaboration

which is going to include clothing footwear headwear accessories and bags and the logo is the gap logo but instead of gap it's yzy it's kind of cool it's really cool but yeah 10 years is a lot um 10 years is a lot years a lot a lot we just do that for the rest of our 10 years long time 10 years is a lot i've never done anything for 10 years

I couldn't tell you something I've never consistently committed to one thing for 10 years. Not even drinking water. Hannah, no. No. Have I had a friend? Yeah. No, I have. I have friends for longer than 10 years. There's been some like quiet time. No. Yeah, for sure. Oh, my God.

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What's next? Oh, this is so cute. Okay, so Aiden Shaw from Sex and the City. That's not his real name. John Corbett is his real name. Corbett, sorry. Kept all the clothes from Sex and the City. What? And he said...

Yeah, like everything he wore on the show, he got to keep. And he has like he was like, there's a pair of like Prada shoes that were $700 that he still wears. That's crazy. And obviously Sarah Jessica Parker got to keep all of her stuff.

But she doesn't wear any of it. She has it in like a storage unit. Oh, wow. And she'll like go. She like kept it as like to go and like look at it. But if I was her daughter, I'd be like, unlock this immediately. We I would. Wow. One of my life goals is to become friends with Sarah Jessica Parker and see inside that storage room.

unit. I mean, that stuff is probably worth so much on top of the fact that it's expensive. That stuff just like excites me. Also, people don't talk enough about Sarah Jessica Parker and her husband, Matt. No, they don't. His name, Matthew.

Matthew Broderick is her husband. They're adorable. No, they're adorable. Have you ever seen them in New York? Yes. They are the quintessential New York City chic. Like the way you would think Carrie Bradshaw would look on the street in New York in 2021 is exactly what she looks like.

Like her hair is usually like slicked back or it's like messy down. She's usually like in all black sunglasses, like walking. And she's best friends with Andy Cohen. That must be a really fun friendship. He was on Sex and the City once. Oh, he's been on everything. He played a shoe salesman. Wait, Paige, are you big or Aiden? Wait, let me guess. Then you guess mine. Wait. Yeah, OK. I have mine. You're big. Yeah, for sure. Who am I?

Aiden. Yeah. You want to like, you want to. This is why we're best friends. Yeah. Like you want to go to his country home and like make pies. And I want Big to like cheat on me and then pull up in a fucking limo and be like, get in baby. And that's who we are as humans.

Oh my gosh. Do we have any more stories? Nah, nothing worthwhile. Okay. Well, I need to wrap up with my favorite part of Giggly Squad. It's my segment called Dope Ass Documentaries. Do you love? She literally just made that up, but it's a great name. That's actually a great name. Dope Ass Documentaries. Okay. First one. What are you watching? It's about WeWork on Hulu. Do you know anything about WeWork? Yeah. Yeah.

So like I worked in a WeWork. Betches was in WeWork for a while. It's about how WeWork got this like crazy evaluation of like billions of dollars. And then it tanked. And it turns out the people involved in it, like the head guy was kind of this like cult leader-esque crazy like smoke and mirrors salesman. And it's fucking good.

Wow. And that's on Hulu? Hulu. Is it one part or is it multiple episodes? It's one movie. One documentary. Got it. I highly recommend it. And you kind of just see how this guy came to New York. His first business was like,

knee caps knee protection for kids who um crawl when like clearly kids have been crawling for a bazillion years and been fine with their kneecaps but he was like trying to make a business out of it um and then he got we work and it was a lot of shady stuff and his wife is a cousin of Gwyneth Paltrow

And she comes from that high society, meditative energy type thing. And it shows how she affected it. Very interesting. Next, Tina Turner documentary. I don't remember what it's on. I think it's Hulu. Did you love it? Do you know anything about Tina Turner? I know that she was in an abuse...

Was she in an abusive relationship? Yeah. So she was with this guy, Ike. Ike Turner, yeah. Who, it turns out, was physically, sexually, mentally abusive. When she was very famous, literally had to escape from a hotel room to get away, got a divorce, and then in her 50s had a huge reemergence of her career and is incredible. No way. Yeah, like her most famous songs were in her 50s after she escaped from Ike.

Also, who the fuck is naming their son Ike? Okay. And she found this guy who she's been with for like 30 years and he's the cutest ever. Next, we have Demi Lovato dancing with the devil.

Oh, I haven't seen it, but I've been seeing people post about it. I do. I want to watch it. It was a good. I just started it. Okay. I don't. I haven't heard a lot of people talk about it, which makes me a little worried, but it's like her explaining. It's a lot of people talking about like Demi Lovato and then she's in it. You know, I didn't watch it, but I just want to let people know it's out there. Okay. Next we have.

And that's dope-ass documentaries. Yeah.

Next, I believe this is Netflix, but I'm not sure. The Bee Gees documentary. Are you familiar with the Bee Gees? Not really. Like Saturday Night Fever. Okay. I know the song, but... More Than a Woman might have to be my wedding song. More than a woman. So their shit was wild because basically they got really famous as this disco band. And then people started... You know when things get too popular and people hate them? Kind of like... Yeah. Me on Summer House. So...

So, yeah, when people... When it becomes, like, a mass thing where everyone likes something, then people need to hate it. So people started to hate disco. Like, they would, like, have, like, riots about, like, fuck disco, like, end disco. Oh, my God. I'm down, everyone. So the Bee Gees, like, had to end their career because people started hating disco. But then they've written, like, every amazing song you know. Okay, last one. Jesus. Seaspiracy. Seaspiracy. I want to watch it. I'm watching that tomorrow night. You will not...

Eat fish ever again, just warning you. Yeah, that's what someone said. The main takeaway from it is that the whole, like, oh, straws and plastic bottles are ruining the ocean. Turns out that's, like, 5% of the pollution in the ocean, and 50% is from commercial fishermen and all the shit they do. But the commercial fishing industry is, like, so powerful and...

Things aren't as they seem with the oceans, but basically how we're all going to die if the oceans can't get their shit together because we need the ocean. But the ocean can get its shit together real quick if we make some changes. Sick. OK. And that was dope ass documentaries. That was dope ass documentaries. You guys, we love you so fucking much. Thank you so much for going with us.

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