Giggling about Instagram hacks, picking bridesmaids, and Salt Lake City
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I mean the day just got away from me. What is up gigglers and gents? It is time for the funniest time of your week. It's time to laugh at us. It's time for us to laugh at ourselves. It is the Giggly Squad. What's up Paige and Sorbo? This is definitely the number one time I laugh during the week. Like I definitely laugh during the week but this is like... It's not the same.

It's not the same. I've been looking forward to recording this all week. I even had a little dream about recording because I was like that excited. I'm like a little kid first day of school. Did you really? What were you thinking? It was weird. We were on a tennis court and like we were having some tech issues. We were matching cute outfits, of course. We were like... I'm always having tech issues. I just can't. But we've survived. We are here. And speaking of tech issues...

We realized we're not good at a lot of things, but one thing we are good at is Instagram. Trailblazers, if you will. Jessica might call us Instagram thoughts, but I'll tell you one thing. Instagram thoughts are fucking engineers at Instagram. They need some fucking respect. So I think that we need to tell some of our Instagram tricks and hacks to the gigglers.

Okay, I'm down with this because I have a lot. You have a lot and we've learned off each other. I recently realized something. First of all, live photos are game changers. I always take a live photo and if you don't know, you can press the live photo and to edit it, you can pick the exact moment in the live you like. But sometimes you ever hold it down and you're like, that's kind of a cute boomerang. Yes. So you can all the time. You can press save video.

Mm hmm. But if you save the video, it's only one point five seconds. And if you try to upload it to your Instagram, it will be janky. Wow. I didn't like it'll let you, but it won't work. I tried to do it and then I deleted it and it fucked up my algorithm. Now, if you know Instagram and all Instagram thoughts, no deleting a photo is treacherous, treacherous. OK, wait, is it bad? What about archiving? Asking for a friend archiving is OK. OK.

Oh, okay. Archiving is okay. Deleting is you go to Instagram. Hell. Yeah. You basically, you literally do. You're done. Like I remember texting you being like, my algorithm's all fucked up. Like algorithm is talked about way more with Instagram thoughts than you would expect. So then you guys are thinking, well, if I like this boomerang, what do I do? Okay. This is fucking incredible. I figured it out last night. You go to your Insta story, you find the live photo, you hold down the middle and

And it turns it into a boomerang that's six seconds. You just hold down the middle. And then you press save and you have a six second boomerang of whatever that cute live was. Dude, wait, I like almost want to try it. It's like a game changer. Oh my God. Game fucking changer. But I don't take, I need to take more live photos. I feel like I'm not like in the live photo game enough. Do you know what I mean? Well, why don't you take live photos, babe?

um i don't know sometimes i feel like the picture quality is not as good and i am like always moving in pictures you know trying to like get the pose and like moving moving snap snap moving and then the live photos it's like huh you know do you know that you have to subscribe to our patreon because really like our visual aids are quite important you go it's basically like huh and i'm like i get it

Okay, here's my Instagram. This isn't a hack. This is just like a grievance that I have. So, okay.

You're posting on Instagram. And let's be serious. We're getting a lot of people watching our Instagram stories. And I love everyone. I love everyone that loves me. So if you're watching my Instagram story, you're my friend. In the same breath, I don't give a fuck about you. I'm looking for that one person to see if they watch my Instagram story. Half the time, I'm uploading an Instagram story because I want that one person to be like, she's...

adorable she's so cute i love her so much why can i not search in my instagram story who viewed it first of all i love that you used our um advice column to just complain that was yeah one of the greatest things you've ever done second of all you're fucking right

You are fucking right. I'm a thousand percent right. But then it's like, also, why do you even have to search? How come my mom is at the top, but the person I really want to see is not? Where are they? Are they in? Right. And how is it? How is it set up? Are the people at the top the most recent people who have seen it? Are the people at the top who go to my Instagram the most? Or is it who you search the most? Instagram.

Instagram is fucking with us. I'm telling you, they change it all the time. This is one of them. I don't understand how society from a piece of hair can figure out my whole genetic lineage, but I can't fucking Google and see why my mom is at the top of my Instagram viewers and not other people. It's the eighth wonder of our world and quite possibly the most important thing our generation will solve.

so if you guys have any insight to that please message us if someone works for instagram let a girl know because i just want to know if they saw that my hair looked really good actually right now you know well you're you have this long hair aesthetic right now yeah i'm doing long hair aesthetic and i'm into it i have i don't wash my hair that much anymore is that crazy why why

I don't know. One, because I'm lazy. Two, but like you use pros too. I like have been using pros now for like almost like nine months. My hair is a completely different situation. And I was with one of my girlfriends like a couple weeks ago and she was using dry shampoo, which I never ever really used.

Use it now? Life changing. Yeah. Well, let's just say I feel like short haired Paige was refined and dignified. Long haired Paige is relaxed. Long haired Paige don't give up. She doesn't give a fuck.

This is like you're in full quarantine mode. Like, welcome to the club. Can I run my fingers through my hair? No. Is there a dread in the back of my head? Maybe. Is that okay? Yes. But this, like, wave that happened from my pillow is fucking awesome. Okay? I basically did heatless waves last night while I was sleeping. I fucking multitasked that bitch.

Also, how do you feel about the new Instagram, though? Like, it's changed. Everyone freaks out about change. I hate change. I don't hate it. I actually, I'm fine with it. Well, they're trying to push us to use Reels.

I know I know which I feel like it will be a thing soon but I feel like I'm so open to change right now that I'm like fuck it up Instagram what do you got for me throw it at me I'll figure it out you know like I'm just like whatever I'm obsessed you're letting but I do like the name that's really big at the top I do like that that's because we're narcissists as well is that why you're like I love that my name is a bigger font just in case anyone forgot whose page this was

In case you forgot. Yeah, no, I love that. Also, I do want to do a shout out to Elena, our intern, who is running our social media and is fire.

No, she's fire. Sometimes I'm like, oh my God, is Elena going to take my job? Because she's actually hilarious. And what if her and Hannah get really close and then they're just like pages out where they get glee squad. Like I think about it an odd amount of times during the week. I love our friendship is healthy because we have like just enough jealousy that we care, but not enough to like be annoying about it. Right. Like we think about it, but we don't definitely think about it. But I'm not going to send you like a crazy girlfriend text being like, oh, so are you and Dom just like always hanging out now? Yeah.

Do you have her in my favorites? What's the deal? What's the deal with you guys? Would she be in your MySpace top eight? Like where would we be if you had to choose? Wow. If I had to do a MySpace top eight right now in like my late 20s. Well, MySpace top eight is basically what bridesmaids are. Yes. Oh my God, Hannah. That's literally what it is. Your bridesmaids are in MySpace top eight.

also like i know there's girls who have friends since day one like you know those girls yeah like amanda actually is one of them like she has girls from middle school high school i'm like that must be so nice that you have this family of girlfriends meanwhile like i went to three high schools i was like whatever i was doing i have a different friend group every two years who is gonna be the bridesmaids that year like it's like the hunger games

This is why you are my best friend. I had this exact conversation with my mom last night because I was like, I feel like I outgrow certain people. And like throughout the years, like my friend groups kind of change. You're like throughout the week, I outgrow people. I'm like, mmm, gross. During this brunch, I've outgrown you. Oh my God.

This third mimosa made me realize you need to leave. I'm literally going to say that to someone. I'm going to be like, oh, I thought about it and I've outgrown you during this dinner. Thank you so much. No, I felt like I... Okay, when I come home, I feel like my anxiety like really ramps up because I'm just like sitting and I have so much time to think about things. And in the past like couple of months, I've like reconnected with older girlfriends I had before and like I met some new girlfriends and whatever. Yeah.

And I was like, oh my God, am I like the worst person in the world that I have like a different friend group every couple of years? And I was like, or is that me growing? Yeah. And just like outgrowing people. And my mom was just like, you're not a terrible person. Like, yeah, you outgrow people. Your mom was like, can you just figure out how to pay your taxes? Yeah. She was like, why are you here again? But I have a theory that the MySpace top eight is the root of all millennial anxiety. That

It started from there. Like, do you remember looking at someone's page and not being in their top eight and just being like, oh, well, I'll go fuck myself. Yeah. But I wasn't allowed to have a MySpace, so I didn't get put anyone in my top eight. Like I had one, but I didn't have a picture and like didn't really have a profile. But I looked at people. So you had a Facebook. Basically, like before it was a thing. I was sitting with one of my friends the other night.

And they were like, oh, they're private. Like, we can't see their page. And I was like... So I went on my Finsta and, like, requested this person. Like, I accepted, like, immediately. And he looked at me and he was like, I don't know if I'm...

Like think you're the smartest person ever Or if I'm scared of you Call the police The best of both worlds But to wrap the bridesmaid thing up I don't think I'm going to have bridesmaids I don't either It's also because I don't have a sister So I don't need that bitch in it

Dude. And also, let's be honest, we needed to be all about us when I'm in my garage wedding. I needed to be me, center of the garage. And then I want kind of a small wedding and you invite your OGs, your people, who in that week of your life you're close to. Exactly.

In that six month span, we'll figure out who's invited to our weddings. No, actually, I agree with you. I don't want bridesmaids. I want me to have that moment walking down the aisle. When my cousin got married, she only had her siblings up there. And I think that that's a nice touch. Oh, that's cute. Or unless your brother decides to like talk shit, like your hair is fucked up and you're like, what? And you like your hair is all over the place. I spent hundreds.

I don't know if I could have Gary up there because I feel like we would just start laughing. Yeah. He's like, are you seriously doing this, Paige? Come on. Don't marry him. He's such a loser. That's literally every boyfriend I've ever dated. My brother says, are you seriously doing this, Paige? We love Gary. Shout out to Gary. And I love that you're drinking allegedly mug right now is everything. I do think that overall weddings stress me the fuck out. But when weddings were like a thing...

I used to tell people to save money, start fights with all your close friends. Like they don't have to be like end of the world fights, but like just stop getting along with your closest friends so you don't get asked to be a bridesmaid and you will save so much money. And like after the wedding, just like make up with them. I've never been a bridesmaid, so I don't even know what that like is.

angst feels like it's it's really bad and people don't talk about it enough but i'm gonna say right now you have to buy a dress that's always hundreds of dollars that you don't like right and you probably don't even look good in you don't look good in or like they give you a color and you're like i'm never gonna when am i gonna wear this floor length dress like not to brunch where i'm out growing people

And then you sometimes have to travel places. Then there's also gifts of all kinds. So like I didn't know this, but you have like the bridal shower gift. You have the bachelorette gift. You have the wedding gift. And I didn't know this when I went to my friend's wedding in Chicago for the bridal shower. I didn't realize I had to get another gift. So I just got her a bunch of like New York City mugs at the airport. And she was like, you are a cunt.

And I was like, I don't know the rules. The only reason I'm not terrified of this is because I keep just like obviously thinking about myself. Like when it's my turn.

I'm like, you have to get me 47 gifts. Like, do you have no couth? Like, you don't know the rules? I need a gift for this, a gift for that. Like, get it together. I think it didn't start like this, though. People like you took it to the extreme. Also, I just want to say, for people who got really upset just now, Jessica, for me saying the C word, it's because I'm cultured and I dated a lot of European men back in my day. And it's acceptable. So read a fucking book, Jessica. Read a book.

Also, who needs to travel when you could just date a lot of foreign men? I love that. It's called the Epcot of dicks. That's what I do. Anyway, moving on. Let's do some front page news because you guys, it's insane today. We have so much news. We also have so much stuff we're binging. Bravo's been fucking crazy and we have a lot of conspiracy theories. Paige, let's get into it.

So Hannah and I always text about what we're going to talk about on Front Page News, and she was actually like, I need to talk about this. So obviously we know Erika Jayne

Filed for divorce against Tom Girardi, 81 years old, not an easy decision, she said. But now she's seeking spousal support. I mean, yeah, I got it. But people are saying that she that he is going through a lot of like legal things and that he might not have a lot of money soon. So she's trying to like solidify that she gets spousal support and she wants him to pay for her legal fees of like their divorce. Yeah.

But furthermore, did you hear... Did you just drop a furthermore on us? This podcast MLA formatted with citations and footnotes. Welcome to NPR, bitch. Whilst Erica was filing for divorce...

Wait, do you have more in the story? No, the furthermore just like dropped. Well, further fucking more. Oh, that's the word. Further fucking more. If I ever get into a fight with a boyfriend, I'm literally going to be and further fucking more, dude. I'm out. That's where your mind goes. You're like, when I one day fight with a boyfriend and I have another thought, throw that shit in. Dude, I might write that in my notes. Further fucking more?

So Erica also is blocking him from getting support from her. Okay. Yes. So that's when things started to get a little fishy. So I had to call in to my Bravo chat room co-host Kate Chastain, who is a sleuth and always knows what's going on. And she has a serious conspiracy theory. Remember we were like, this is so weird. Like he's going to die. Like just stay with him like three more years. Yeah.

She thinks Tom is in like such bad legal trouble that he's actually saving her saying get out and like putting a lot of stuff in her name. And she wants to block him from being able to take from her so that if he goes bankrupt, they can't take it from her. So she thinks this is actually an act of romance that Erica Jane is saving him by divorcing and then taking a lot of his assets. And if that's not love, I don't know what is.

If my husband doesn't say, hey, babe, you're going to divorce me. I'm going to put everything in your name. You're going to be the rich one. And then when I get in trouble, everything will be fine. Then I'll come back and we'll live happily ever after. I mean, she might be soldiering up for her man right now. But also, if this doesn't happen to me in my marriage, I don't want it. It's like the modern Roman Juliet. And then they just both, you know, anyway, one of them is going to die soon. It's wild, right? No, that's wild. And it makes sense.

A thousand percent sense. But it also stresses me out because everyone's like, I want to be with a rich guy. I want to be with a rich guy. But these rich guys, like more money, more problems. They go from being the richest to like no money in a second because of like a couple sketchy deals. Can I tell you something? I've dated a whole gambit of, is that the word? Gambit. Okay. Did I just gambit? Yeah. Okay, bitch. I went to college. I've dated like a whole plethora of like different people.

tiers of men and like some really rich, some like family money, some on their own. I'm going to tell you something.

The really rich ones, I don't fuck with sometimes. Like, it's like, I'm like, you're weird. Like, you're so weird. You don't have a personality. Well, the money is sometimes uncomfortable. Do you remember, like, we've been in places with guys back, back in the day where it's like so much wealth that we're like, this was not legal wealth. Things were stolen. This is... I'm like, if your staff could stop asking me if I'm okay. Yeah.

staff some shit went down that is illegal yeah i always said like i also i want a guy who like made his own money but like not too much that he's like i there's like money people like i want a rich man it's much more complicated than that and these guys who are born on third base do you know what that's saying no no so like born on third base means like

You are born into a rich family you're on third already. It's a it's a sports saying and you wow I've never heard that before I love that. Yeah, so when you're born with a silver spoon. A lot of them have a chip on their shoulder Yeah, they don't feel like they earned it and while they're watching other guys work get to first get to second And when I say guys, I also mean women. Yeah women and they feel like they they have to prove themselves They're never gonna live up to their daddy's expectations or whatever So sometimes like just get a guy who like makes his own money didn't get a fucking fireman like they're great. Yeah

Dude, I literally just want someone who thinks I'm the funniest person in the world. And like, that's it. Like, cool. We'll be fine. I think early 20s, you have to date guys who are like what you think on paper, like the prince from fucking Disney movies. And then you realize like the prince is a narcissist. A thousand percent.

Thousand percent. That's why I always say when girls like will DM me like, what should I do about this? This and this. I'm like, date a seven because then he thinks you're so much hotter. Like I'm telling you. These princes in Disney movies, they're fucking terrible. Even not even the princes. Fucking Simba.

was a fuck boy nala was literally there for him and he's like oh i have daddy issues and like ran away to become king because he's obsessed with becoming king meanwhile nala was the shit from day one and they need to do like a second one where nala's just like and further fuck more simba do you remember when we were kids also simba how are you gonna trust scar like he looks like a villain just look at the guy he speaks like a creepo and you're trusting him here

How did we get here? How did we get here? What's next? Okay. Let's do, oh, also one more thing about, ooh, look at that allegedly case. Not one more thing about Simba, but one more thing about Erika Jayne. They're filming right now.

Fucking finally because erica jane has been sitting on the back burner the last couple seasons not bringing it I'm, sorry She has so much potential I agree and she'll just sit in a conversation and she has a look on her face and you're like say what you want To say and she doesn't so Um, okay. This this is a good transition for Okay, people were saying that erica might be hooking up with gleb Okay, let's dive into that. Hold on. Let me find where I have that screenshotted. So

I don't watch Dancing with the Stars, so I didn't know the pros' names. But apparently, people are really obsessed with them. Yes. So, Gleb is one of the professional dancers, and he was paired with Chris Shell. They got out in the eighth round. So, I was reading all these articles, blah, blah, blah. Everyone was basically like, yeah, they had the flirtiest relationship ever. His wife came out and was like...

a most recent friendship was very inappropriate and like I'm just done. She's like I'm just like I can't. Here's the thing that's crazy to me. When all of this was going down and Gleb was divorcing his wife Chris Shell put on her Instagram story like I've gone through a public breakup like I'm I feel like it's so sad that I'm being like brought into this like I have nothing. Hold on. Let me read the exact thing. I'm so saddened about news about

Here's the thing. If she was hooking up with him, this is wild to post.

So that makes me think, like, they didn't have a sexual relationship. Because if you're posting this and then it comes out like she was fucking him, that's insane. But also, that seems so guilty to me, that post. Like, if there were rumors that you were hooking up with, like, some guy...

some Bravo Liberty or something that you didn't, would you do a statement? I feel like I'd be like, whatever. I think either way I wouldn't do a statement. I just wouldn't do a statement. Like, let them talk, whatever. It's just so not true. It's like the fact that she felt, or maybe she just likes the drama. Everyone said that she was also mad. Like, she wanted to do press after they got eliminated, but they couldn't. Ooh, the question is, is Grishel a nightmare or not? Because she's framed on...

selling sunset as like the peach of the show right remember shishu had had drama with her shishu did and we stand shishu we stand shishu sheena said that she chrishell stopped talking to her once chrishell got like big or justin hartley got like really famous when it's like chrishell you're you're a reality tv thought like us too you know right

Takes one to know one. Would you go on Dancing with the Stars? Yep, thousand percent. Would you like it? I think so.

I feel like I hate not being great at things. And like, we're really good at shaking our ass. We're good at like swaggy dancing, like little like Caitlin Bristow is crushing it. She's also a professional dancer. Okay. Well, so that's unfair. Like, you know, I love Caitlin and she loves dancing and it was her dream to go on. But it's like, I don't understand the show dancing with the stars. Cause it's like, you have a football player who literally has a broken knee. Right. And then like a professional dancer like Caitlin Bristow, but whatever, we're not going to get into it. What's next?

Okay. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

Oh, let's do Cassie David and Pete Davidson because this just was interesting to me. Oh, I haven't heard this. Okay, so Cassie David, who is Larry David's daughter, who dated Pete Davidson for two years, wrote a book. And it's a collection of her essays. It's called No One Asked For This. And she talks about when her and Pete broke up and she actually broke up with him. And then a few days later, she called him crying, like, I made the wrong decision. And he said to her, like...

I've actually, it's the happiest I've been like the past couple of days. Then she found out that he was already like quickly moved on to Ariana Grande and then they were engaged like two months after. Oh,

Her and her dad were on a plane and I guess she cried in her dad's arm like the entire time. And then she was in the bathroom like crying and the dad came and Larry David came in and was like, our people survived the Holocaust. Like you're going to survive this, which is such like an amazing thing that he said that and just like such a dad thing, you know?

Like, I feel like any picture dads are. Okay. Dads are so big picture. Like anytime I've ever broken up with someone, I think my dad's response has been the same. Like, huh? He was nice. You know, he was a nice guy. Don't get into the little. Yeah. They don't get into it. Like repeat a conversation he had with you over and over again to dissect it and are saying what he really meant. Dads are like, I didn't like how he shook my hand that first time. See,

He liked that handshake. If you like them, I like them. We don't like them? Okay. But, you know, like, that's how dads are, and I just, I think it's great. That's fine. But, yeah, it actually is good sometimes to step out of your little world. I actually have a tweet, one of my favorite tweets. I'm not relating my tweets to Larry David, but I just have to say. I say, when things, life is hard and things are getting you down, it's important to remember that no one cares. Dude.

Hannah, Hannah, this is, I'm not even trying to gas you up right now. I was at a friend's house a couple days ago and I was just like, oh my God, you know my best friend, Hannah. You know, like I'm always like chatting. I'm like, I'm the worst, but like you could be friends with my friend, Hannah. Do you want a date? No. No.

And I brought up your Instagram and someone was like, oh, like, let me see like all her tweets. And you had just posted that one. And I was like, this is hilarious. And it gave me like more points. I was like, I'm friends with funny people. We are such New York friends because to each other's faces, we're like, you're a fucking idiot. And then if someone else comes up to us, I'm like, yeah, Paige is my best friend. I know she's so cool.

Literally, I think that's when you know that person is down for you because the only people that do that are your best friend and your parents. I was about to say, my dad does that to my face. He's like, you just don't do anything around the house. You eat my Oreo. And then to his friends, he's bragging about me. I'm not kidding. My mom just did it to me 10 minutes ago. I was like, I'm recording my podcast with Hannah. This is why you have to subscribe to our Patreon. She goes, hmm.

Are you gonna put makeup on though? She's like, are you video? And I was like, yeah, mom. It's like whatever. It's just like our Patreon. It doesn't really matter. She's like...

okay i mean okay you know like disappointed in me that i didn't get up and shower and like put a full beat on i was like what our moms are such momagers like i was filming chat room yesterday and she was like i was telling her i was prepping some jokes and she's like but you're are you gonna brush your hair oh yeah i mean yeah like they stop talking they don't want to say they're like are you they want us to like figure it out yeah make it

like we're still in like third grade like if no it was your idea to put mascara on not mine but what you wanted to that quote that i wrote that says like even when life is getting you down it's important to remember that no one cares i got a message recently that was like this is so fucked up her name is jessica obviously she was like this is so fucked up people deal with actual depression and i'm like oh she missed the whole point of the tweet i didn't respond because i'm working on not responding to oh wow but it's like the point of the

tweet is that when you get all like down on yourself it's important to remember like that conversation you've stuck in your head that you're thinking affected someone or like literally no one everyone's thinking about themselves and suffering the same way you are this is our mental health moment yeah it is yeah it's our mental health moment when I say no one cares it's literally that like everyone's in it together and we're all just trying to survive our own things no one is sitting there like harping on your shit right now

out everyone's worried everyone's so concerned about how they look yeah that they're not worried about like how you're acting in a particular moment because they're so in their own head and once i always think about that you'll be better in social situations because you won't think that like you know when you walk in you think everyone's like thinking a type of way about you they're not like maybe for a second but then they go on also here's like an interesting here's a hot take

In my early 20s when I would go out and then I'd wake up the next morning like hungover or whatever, I was just like, cool, let's like go on with my day. In my late 20s, I wake up sometimes and I'm like, oh, so everyone definitely hates me. Right? Like everyone,

so i'm texting my friends i'm like what did everyone say about me last night and they're like what and i'm like everyone is mad at me right like they don't want to be my friend they think i'm crazy it's like like not one person brought you up not one like no one said and i think they forgot you were there they didn't even know they're like this page at dinner i didn't see her it's so funny because i recently had a social situation that like i have we haven't been socializing that much because of covid

But I went to this like small intimate birthday party and I was the whole time. I think I was pretty good. And at the very end, there was this girl who I knew her like drama, like people have been talking like some some guy cheated on her and it was like a mess. And then she got back with him and everyone was mad about it. And she was there.

She was what? She was there. Like she's at this place that you're at. She was at the basically she had like some relationship drama that people were not happy about. And but she's like a good friend of everyone at the very end. I was like, oh, my God, it was so nice to meet you. Bye. Like, you know, you're like I succeeded in this social. Yeah. It's like I'm leaving. I crush this one. I'm like, let's leave on top. And I go, I had so much fun. So great to meet you. And she goes, I know I'm so happy after hearing so much about you. And I was like, same. I heard so much about you.

And as I said that, I was like, oh, no, she's going to take it as I know all her drama. And I give her a hug. I walk out and immediately with my friend. I'm like, oh, no. Oh, I fucked it up. I fucked it up. She thinks I've been talking about her. I was in like a 10 minute like dark place. And I was like, why do you even go to social events? If I'm going to just put my foot in my mouth, I'd be nice. I could have stayed home and not dealt with any of this anxiety. So that's just how my beautiful brain works.

I love that. I love that. Like it's such an innocent thing that like that girl could have been like, oh, really? Oh, so you... Wow. Everyone knows. Hannah knows. Cool. I do this thing where like when I meet new people...

Also, sometimes I do it when I like don't know them. Has your friend ever – okay, this is crazy. Has your friend ever introduced you to someone and they're like, oh, this is Becca. Like you know and you don't know anything about Becca. Like you don't think your friend has ever brought this person up to you but they're acting like they have and you're like,

I do this thing where I'm like, so nice to meet you. I've heard so many things about you. I feel like I know you. And then immediately then they're like, oh my God, that's so great. And I'm like, you never brought Becca up to me. Who the fuck is Becca? And it's like, God forbid if Becca was like, so you know about like what school I went to, right? Like we went to school, the school we went to. Do you know which one you know all about? They're like quizzing you and you're like,

I'm so bad at that. I'm such a people pleaser when people say a movie quote and they're like, you know that movie, I always say yes. Yeah, you never do. Please don't quiz me on the movie. Oh no, I have anxiety. Thank you. About what?

right now you're in a social situation okay guys i think people think we're actually like so outgoing no we're not so easy and like we're a fucking mess together we also we just end up in a corner of a party just like giggling and then people think we're weird no i'm i'm not good in social situations like if i don't really really know you i i'm i probably come off as a bitch but really inside i'm having like a triggering panic attack no you under talk and i over talk when

When you're nervous, you don't talk. When I'm nervous, I will fucking talk to everyone in the room and be like, let's get out of here. I pissed off like 10 people. That's why everyone thinks you're so nice because you're like chatting to everyone. Everyone's like, what does Paige have to stick up her ass? Like she's not even talking. I'm like, no, I'm just so nervous. I'm like so quiet. I just like stop talking. I'm just like, okay, I'm good. I proved myself. Okay, what's next? Okay. Fucking goddamn. Oh, let's talk about Olivia Wilde and Jason. I can't.

So why did you like them originally? Okay, this is why I originally liked them. I love a couple where the girl is just so hot and the guy's good looking, but if he wasn't famous, you wouldn't be like, damn, I would hook up with him. But he's also really, really funny.

So funny. And I just felt like, wow, there's a couple that their personalities must mesh so well together because she could get like some really hot athlete and he could get like a like us, even though she's gorgeous, like a dumb supermodel that he doesn't give a shit about. Like, I just felt like the relationship was so pure. And then I was reading about how they met. They kept running into each other.

Like just kept like seeing each other and like the same circle. And finally she had one of her friends go up to him and be like, here's Olivia's number. Fucking use it. And I think that girls have to like forget that guys are actually so much more nervous than us. And so insecure. Yeah. Their biggest fear is rejection. Right. And like we give them too much credit that like, oh, they probably don't like me. No, they probably do. You just scare them.

And the only way to know if they like you or not is to at least put out a little olive branch. I was going to say olive leaf. I thought you were going to say just put out. I was like, oh, that is an approach to just be in their bed naked and be like, hey, we never talked about it. Do you like me? That's.

It's forward. It's forward, but... For some reason, I always think of, when I think of Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis, I think of the guy from The Office and his girlfriend. You think of Emily... This is crazy if this is who I get. You think of Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. Yeah. Like, you think they're the other person, or they just come to your brain? They are the same couple.

Like when I saw they broke up, I was like, oh, that sucks for the guy from the office. Hannah, that's so funny. It's a very similar couple. The girl is like definitely gorgeous and hotter and like not straight up comedian, but like definitely funny. Funny. And then he's like goofy hot. Yes.

Dude, that's so spot on. Okay, if John Krasinski and Emily Blunt broke up, though, I'd have like a real problem. Wait, but do we know any details of why the other two broke up? So then I was looking at DuMois and it said that they broke up actually in the beginning of the year and they've been co-parenting. And DuMois had posted. They do. They have two.

They have a son and a daughter. They have Otis, who is six, and then they have a daughter, Daisy, who's four. But that they were seen out in New York City, like, together. So maybe it's just like a... Hey, like, we're just not in love with each other anymore, but, like, I love you as a person. Let's be cool and be friends and...

take care of our kids, but, like, whatever. So I feel like it wasn't some big, like, tumultuous breakup. Yeah, but these actors' lifestyles, if you think about it, like, yeah, they've never spent this much time together consecutively. And it's, like, it's kind of sad that it's, like, oh, the more time you spend with your loved one, the person, your soulmate, you're realizing you hate them. People said that they didn't notice this, but in February...

He stayed to party with like some SNL people. I think he was on one night and she got an award for Booksmart and he didn't attend like whatever award ceremony it was. Also, they worked on that together. He was the we saw Booksmart together. Yeah, we did. We went to the premiere together and saw Olivia Wilde's.

Oh my god, I forgot we saw... Okay, gorgeous in person. I mean, stunning. One of the people, like, round forehead goals. Like, as a round forehead girl. I totally get what you're saying. Stunning. You know what I mean? She was flawless in person. And her green eyes. She was taller in person than I thought. She's also clearly so talented. She directed that movie. We loved it. And what did he do? Produce it? No idea. But we saw it with Jordan. And we saw it with...

Armand. Oh, my ex. Yeah, we saw it with Armand and Jordan. Just in case. I can't hear you. Oh, my God. When can we start our ASMR channel? Because I actually like doing this. We're doing ASMR. Now we're doing ASMR Giggly School. I feel like if we had any guy listeners, I just made them hard. Okay. Bye.

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Oh, my God. Britney Spears. I keep on, like, wanting to read these intense narratives that these magazines write. Oh, and we have to talk about Larsa. Okay, let's do Brit, and then we'll do Larsa. I just want you to tell me what's happening with Brit because I can't read all these exposés. I know. I'm going to break it down in, like, a couple sentences. Sometimes people go too into detail, and it's like, I don't need to know that she, like, had breakfast. Yeah. Okay. So, basically, the judge...

ruled that they're not taking her father off the conservatorship but they added in a new co-conservator that's going to add more eyes on things and it's a company so it's a legitimate hold on let me find the name of it do you think she's been acting so weird as a way to symbolize she needs help and all the stuff she's doing are like symbols of saying help me

Like actually on Instagram. Like you're saying like the videos. They're saying like she's doing like Morse code stuff. Like the amount of time she walks in and out of frame. Like the color she's wearing. And that like, because like she's acting very strange. I mean, I don't know if she's that calculating. And this all happened like in 2007. Yeah.

And like, OK, so like the point of the conservatorship is that she's not mentally capable of handling her money life. But I feel like that could make you go even more crazy. Yeah. You actually are. Also, who cares what the bitch does with her money? Like, take your 20 percent manager and let her live. Like, I don't know.

It's just this is like really annoying me that I can't find the name of this company. But whatever. So it's actually a good thing. The outcome of what happened like yeah she wants him off. But the judge also didn't rule that she couldn't come back again and be like no I really want him off. So at some point he could come off. But there's also other people. What is the dad saying through all this? Is he just quiet? The dad is just like I'm not.

I'm not fucking leaving. The dad is literally Leonardo DiCaprio and the Wolf of Wall Street. The dad's like, drag me, bitch. Drag me. So and also the dad's getting like paid. So obviously he's not trying to leave anywhere. So it's a corporate trustee to sit alongside her father to give more of an objective perspective. So she's going to be better. She's going to be way better. But it's not amazing.

It's also like if she can't function because she can't even handle her money. How is she having a full on relationship with a man? Hold on. This other thing says on public financial records revealed that Spears loves to shop on household supplies, frequently visiting Target, Home Depot, Walmart, Bed Bath & Beyond and more and travels frequently. The singer was recently spotted in exotic location, Hawaii, Miami, Turks and Caicos.

That sounds like the most normal thing I've ever heard. He's like, this bitch goes to HomeGoods to get candles every single week. So does everyone. Also, if I was Britney Spears, I would fucking buy the HomeGoods. Bro, I can't. I'm done with Jamie Spears.

Jamie. Oh, that's a dad. Also, any dad that names his daughter the same name as him, grow up. Oh my god, I didn't even think of that. Imagine if my name was Gary and Gary's name wasn't Gary. Okay, what's going on with... But wait, it'd actually be really cute if your name was Danny, like D-A-N-I. Danny and Daniel? Yeah.

You love boys' names for girls. I love boys' names for girls. Why is that? Like, I love, my mom hates it, so we all know that I won't be able to do it. But I love, like, the name Ryan for a girl. I could totally see you doing that. I love the name Jordan for a girl. I'm naming my daughter Lucy because it's my middle name. Oh, yeah, I said that. You said that before. I can't say my actual baby name because I don't trust you guys. Someone will take it and, like, I can't have that.

literally like people are not that obsessed with you that they're gonna steal your baby name

You don't know that for sure. Watch me clean my baby the baby name. Yeah, I know you're going to do it. Just to like, just to piss me off. And you're like, just kidding. We're changing the birth certificate. You're like going to play a prank on me when you have a child. Like it's going to be so traumatic. Hopefully I don't have a child soon. Okay, let's do Larsa Pippen. Yeah. I need to know because like I just saw the post and I couldn't get into reading it. Tell me. Okay. First of all, I would love to be friends with Jordan Woods just to like know what she's thinking. Yeah.

So she did like this whole interview. She did this whole public thing where she's talking about all the Kardashians. Which is a big no-no, right? A big no-no. The ironic part is that when Jordyn Woods got like the red table talk and was, you know, speaking her truth, Larsa was tweeting at her like, I solved my problems in private. Like, I can't believe you're doing all of this. Ew.

Larsa's just jealous that no one gives a shit about like how she feels. She thought she was going to get a red table talk. And everyone was just like, we're in 2020 and we like, we don't care. Did she get in a big fight? So she's saying that the Kardashians aren't her friend anymore because Kanye brainwashed them all against her.

And she's saying that she's the only one that ever would pick up Kanye's phone calls when he was like going on these rants at like 4 a.m. in the morning. And I think as I said, 4 a.m. in the morning. I'm laughing. What kind of husband is going on rants that you need your friend to answer the phone at 4 a.m. to listen to his rants? Could you imagine if like I woke up tonight at 4 a.m. and Des was just calling me and I was just like.

Hello? Like, it's fucking insane. And then they're probably just like, he's a creative artist. Like, he's an artist. Let him be creative and yell at everyone. And so she blocked him. And she's saying that's like what caused like the riff and whatever. And then when they're talking about Tristan, she said that she brought Tristan to a party.

And then, and that's where like she met, he met everyone. And then 10 days later he was date, like seeing Chloe and Chloe was like, the word dating is a stretch. Larsa wasn't dating him. Oh, wait, wait, wait. She was saying she brought him to a party while she was seeing him. Correct. And then he met and he met Chloe. And then 10 days later he's dating Chloe. Here's the thing. I hate when girls are like, yeah, we dated. And I'm like, bitch, you went on one date. Um,

You have to have a thing with someone for like a month, two months to be like, oh yeah, we were like dating. We're kind of seeing each other. Because in places like New York City and LA, if you can't touch a guy that your friend went on one date with, no one would be able to date anyone. Maybe we'd all be single for the rest of our lives.

Also, it's called talking. It's called talking. Here's the thing also. You do have like that one, maybe two people that like you had a thing with. Maybe you didn't fully date them or maybe you did that your friends all know. Like if you even brought that shit up to like talk to him, I would murder you. Yeah. I have like a couple of those where I'm like, no.

No. Well, those hurt the most, the guys you didn't actually date. But there's a difference between messing around with a guy for months and it not getting there because he was bullied in third grade and he has attachment issues or whatever the fuck his problem is. Sorry. They're fucking more. But if you went on two dates with a guy, you talk to him. That's called talking. You think two dates? If you went on three dates and it just never went anywhere. I mean, my thing is also like if you did not fall for the guy...

And he's clearly hitting it off so much better with someone else. Who are you to stop love? Right. Like if I really don't give a shit about you, I'm like, you could like have sex with my mom. Like, I don't care. You know, guys I've liked, but like if they got along so well with one of my friends, I want love. Like I want people to be happy. And like, clearly we were not meant to be, but yeah, there's everyone to be so in love.

Just like be so in love Like I don't Who am I to stand in front of you? Be so in love Is Larsa like not gonna get slammed But like with legal fees Or like getting sued and stuff for this? Who knows Also Also Larsa Pippen was on Selling Sunset

Dude, Larsa Pippen was also Real Housewives of Miami. What? Yeah. Okay, Larsa, calm down. No, Larsa's thirsty. I mean, as a thirsty bitch, like, I totally get wanting, like, to get attention. But there's a difference between, like, wanting it so bad and, like, deserving it. You know what I mean? Like, work hard for it. Don't just, like, cause drama for no reason. Yeah, have a thing. Yeah, like, what's your thing, Larsa? Like, what is your thing? Like, is it outfit deets?

Yeah. Is it mental health moments? No. Is it fart jokes? Is it horoscopes with it spelled like whore? No, because you're not that clever to think of that. So what's your thing? Wow, I'm going to start saying that to people. What's your thing? Okay, Jordan Woods also tweeted, make it make sense. So Jordan's actually taking the Kardashian side? Mm-hmm.

Because she probably also knows Because she probably has such other Like insider info She's obviously hung with Larsa like a thousand times So she probably knows like this bitch is crazy But also it feels like Larsa's throwing a ton of shit At the wall And seeing what sticks Like spaghetti A thousand percent And it's like

I think she thought people were going to be like up in arms. Yeah, like no one's choosing you over the Kardashians. I'm sorry, you don't bring anything to the table. We put up with you because Kim liked you, but we didn't care. Also, the Kardashians have done so much for her. Right. I mean. Also, she's Scottie Pippen's ex. I just want people to know that. If you watch the Michael Jordan documentary, Scottie Pippen. That's the word Pippen. Okay, what do we have next? Oh, Teresa Giudice has a new boyfriend.

We love that for her. I literally love that. Was she like obsessed with Juicy Joe in the beginning? Like, were they cute?

Did you watch? So cute. They were so cute. He never liked her, though. I feel like he was always mean to her and it always pissed me off. Yeah, but she like was obsessed with him. So this is an empowering moment. I was hoping she would get with the pool guy because the pool guy is fucking hot. I'll get with the pool guy. The pool guy was hot. We all were like, leave your mans. I was like, suddenly I need a pool in my studio apartment. This is weird. So we're so happy for Trey Trey.

We love him. They were seen at... He has two boys. I feel like they're just like modern day Brady Bunch. You know, she has four girls. He has two boys. They're just like living their best lives. Mm-hmm.

They were seen spotted out this weekend at like one of their I think his son's like one of his games or something. Where did I can't even find the story. I'm doing this literally all from memory. He's the co-founder of a digital media solutions company. So he's just like a normal. That means he's rich when you don't know what that means. Like launches first. Yeah. If you can't explain the company it means he's rich. Dude if someone says what they do and I'm just like what. I'm like so you're rich. Yeah.

And like, I don't know what those words mean. I mean, think a ton of the Real Housewives husbands. You have no idea what they do. Investing? What is that? What is that? What does Dorit's husband do? He's a manager. Of what? Celebrities. He is? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Also, what does PK stand for? I think, well, his last name's Clemsley. So his first name, I think, is Peter. Pretty self-explanatory. I know.

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Obsessed. No obsessed. Messy, weird, crazy. Housewives are also so good when the people aren't famous because they want the fame so bad. So they do the most ridiculous shit. Like, for example, this woman, Jen, threw a party for Meredith and was just her party. Yeah. She had a flower bowl with her name on it. Name on it.

And the producer was like, was this just a party for you? Like, what did the dancers have to do with Meredith? And she was like, she thought about it. And she was like, nope, that was for me. She, I can't wait to watch Jen thrive. Thrive? She's going to be one. She's weirdly likable, though. Yes, she's weirdly likable. Like, when she first came on the screen, I was like, this bitch is going to be a nightmare. And I was like, fuck.

fuck with her. But then, there's the two New York girls. We met her husband, we met her family, and I was like, no, I love them. I love her. And then there's the two, like, New York girls, Meredith's one, or like, they were Jewish, whatever, and then the other one, I forget her name. Lisa. Lisa? Yeah. Lisa's the one that pretended she didn't know, and I was like,

So you're shooting a reality show and you know one of the girls is the cast members and someone says you went way back with her, like to college, and you go, not really.

What does that mean, Paige? You're better at girl code than me. You went to an all-girls school. What was that interaction? She's big-dogging her. She's big-dogging her. She was like, no, I knew you in college, but how dare you put me in your circle in college? I was way better than that. I don't know what you did. But yeah, I knew who you were, but you weren't in my inner circle. And now I know you...

In our adult life. But like, don't act like we were homies. Yeah. Like, don't attach me to you. She's big dogging her. I mean, one girl code 101. I mean, we always said we said this over the summer. You really want to get at someone. You pretend that you don't know who they are. That's literally the meanest thing. I don't. So I don't forget their name. Forget their name. But my question to you is, if you were Heather, what's the best way to respond when a mean girl is big dogging you?

You'd laugh. You're like, okay. Oh, she didn't remember me? Yeah. I get it. Because Heather, I didn't love how she was like, she thinks she's better than me.

And it's like, yeah, we all know that. You don't have to like, what I feel like what I would have done is I would have been like, oh, interesting. She's got stuff to hide. Like just turn it on to her. Turn it on to her and be like, I don't know what she's so embarrassed about. I'm not going to say anything. A thousand, a thousand percent. You have to be like, yeah, no, I would. I've seen her in college. She was, yeah. No, I'd say I didn't know me either. Yeah, like I'd be like, I'd say, I mean, I was being nice to say we were friends. Like obviously we weren't best friends, but like I was being nice. But if she went, okay.

yeah like keep it keep it mysterious don't just yeah don't be on but don't be going she thinks she's cooler than me because i was like bitch you are cool you married like the king of of um mormonism dude that's another thing it's kind of wild like the whole mormon dude wait the woman that's married to her step grandfather no no i can't

No, I can't. First of all, it's selfish of the Nana or the grandma to be like, you don't get to get your own mans. When I die, you need to watch my mans and make sure he's not with anyone else. Like, what? What?

The fuck? She was like, I'm dead, so I can't have these crazy bitches around. You watch him. You watch him. I'd be like, what? Like, grandma. No, thank you. It's like, when my grandma dies, give me your, like, Herve Leger dress. Like, I want your diamonds. I want, like, I don't want your man. I don't want your man.

Dude, that is the craziest thing ever. And wait, are they all not drinking? So this is the thing. I played BYU in college. I went to Utah. And these girls, it's crazy. They're wearing this like little short tennis skirts, like full makeup. And the people I was talking to were like, yeah, so like you sign something at BYU that says you can't drink. You don't drink coffee. You will not have sex. That's part of like the Mormonism of BYU. Like basketball players have been kicked out because they were found like having sex.

So I'm looking at this girl. She looks like a totally normal girl. If anything, a little bit like she looks like fun. Yeah. And they're like, no, she doesn't drink or have sex. And in my head, I'm like, but then I realized the Mormon community, they said at these parties, there's like the ones who do drink who aren't Mormons. And then the Mormons who are just like, don't tell anyone we're drinking. So there's like a modern culture, too. And I kind of love that we're seeing that. Yeah. I mean, because I love drinking. I love drinking. Yeah.

You know, like I look forward to that shit. I look forward to sitting down at a dinner with my girlfriends and being like, run that back another round. Pidge, Pidge, are you okay? We'll talk about it next episode. No, but it's so crazy because like I don't know. And I don't think I know one person that's Mormon. Like I don't know anything about it. And also I had no idea that Salt Lake City had this like wealth. Like what have I been living under a rock?

Also, we talked about Potomac Fashion and them not finding their way and every franchise finds their fashion way. Salt Lake City came out and they were like, no, we know our fashion. This is us. Did you love the feathery pink that she wore? I was like, okay, so now I need a home in Salt Lake City. Wait, I'm obsessed with that for us. Also, they love like, wait, we have to talk about the greatest character of the show though. Brooks. Brooks.

hands down best character so brooks is the gay son of meredith who came in not giving a flying fuck literally was like i don't want to be here yeah and he calls he and also him and his dad like love each other but his dad's like a huge dick clearly he's like dad you seriously didn't even come over for mom's birthday whatever i have to go this party alone can you just facetime me

And he was like, I just lit all these candles. I'm so tired. I was like, I need you to be my friend yesterday. He's amazing. He's amazing. But then later on, you see the dad call Meredith out being like, are you cheating on me?

Oh, shit. The thing with these housewife shows is like you need to get your whole fucking family down for the mess. Yeah, you have to. You need to be like, are you ready to get messy? Like you have to turn on your own family on TV. Right. Because like Lisa's husband doesn't really like her. Right. Right.

Lisa. Oh, I haven't looked at it. It's kind of crazy when you can see couples on screen for the first time. You're just like, yeah. So you guys don't really fuck with each other, right? Oh my God. You know, like it's just like interesting. It's so interesting. Where like Jen and her husband, her husband's obsessed with her. Who? Jen. Yes. He's like, you don't have to do anything. Just look pretty. And I'm like,

Don't tell me when Jen's like, people are like, where's your husband? She's like, oh, he's gone. So he doesn't know how much money I spend and the mess that we do to the house during the party when he comes back. It's perfect. Yeah. I love that relationship. Also, wait, what about the blonde? What's her name? Oh, my God. They just threw in a vow renewal. And she was like, yes, we were cheating on our spouses. I was like, what?

What's going on here? And then her dad is like a drug addict, which we see later on. The guy with like the black hair. Yeah. And she is so sweet looking, but it's like they basically both got kicked out from the church. And then the final thing is the fact that there was a full, full fight because Mary said that Jen smelled like, and I quote, hospital. And it was at that moment that I questioned- That a star was born. That I questioned-

why I'm not friends with all of these people. You know, like it was just, it was TV gold. It was TV. And like housewives, we've, we have fought about some dumb shit. This was up there. I say we, because I feel like I am friends. I mean, Lucy, juicy, apple goosey. Hello. Hello. Hello.

So everyone tune in to Salt Lake City. This is not sponsored. So many ridiculous fights. And like, I think You Smell Like Hospital is top five. And then she wouldn't even, I think Jen just wanted like a sorry, but the girl was like, then she goes, I have really, really dark memories in hospitals, which is totally valid. But then she was like, I got my, my odor pores removed.

wait I think I missed her saying that's what she said she goes it was when I got my odor pores removed first of all didn't know that was a thing second of all it sounds like I don't think that's a thing it sounds like a thing that like you decided to do like an elective surgery I thought she was going to be like my whole family died in the hospital once she goes I got my odor pores removed and it was super dark and I can't smell hospital and you smelled like hospital and then the other girl's like yeah my aunt got her legs amputated I'm like okay how many times

We have to say the word. What is an odor poor? I can't even, I actually don't want to know. I don't even, I don't, I don't want to know. I don't need the science. I think Mary's turning into the villain while she's starting off villainy. And, um, I, who's your favorite so far? Oh God, that's so hard.

Okay, I think Lisa is like such a bitch, but I fucking love her. Like I like Lisa, Meredith. I do like Jen. Okay, also, there's a lot of work going on in Salt Lake City. Like they're doing a lot. Oh, a lot of. They're like in it. They're already in it. A lot of plastic surgery is happening. Jen's face can't move.

yeah they were very open about it jen was very open i just want to try everything i love when they're open about it it just and yeah meredith was funny too she's like i want to look like i'm 36 but i'm 50 or whatever meredith looks great though meredith is actually if she does do plastic surgery which i'm sure she does like botox and stuff she's doing it right she's aging gorgeous brooks the unsung hero of salt lake

Okay, we have two more shows we're going to review before we have to wrap this up. Okay. Here's another hot take. The Undoing on HBO. You started it, right? I'm all the way caught up. Oh, you're all the way caught up. Okay. It's Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant, heavy lineup. Everyone's watching it. What's our opinion? I fucking love it. I have so many conspiracy theories, but I don't even want to say them because I want people to have the opportunity to watch this show. Yeah.

I think the number one thing I love so much about it is that it's set on the Upper East Side. Yes, and it's super weird to see the city so busy and hectic when it's just like not like that right now. Oh my God, I didn't even think of that. Like people are just running around in the show unmasked. Yeah, and like, I mean, the traffic, that stuff is not happening right now in New York City. Right. But also, I have a hot take. Okay. I think the writing doesn't live up to the actors. The write, wow.

Like as in like, you ever see a scene where you're just like, I could have, I could have used more words or just better. Like sometimes the lines that like, even like the police officers, it's like, okay. And then some scenes it's like unnecessary. I don't know. I just think, I just think it's not that good. It's not well written. You think it's okay. Okay. I think the script isn't that great. I think the plot is great. I think the script isn't great. And I'm sounding really artsy. Sorry. You do paint now.

Let it go. You're like, and further fucking more? The writing? Sorry, what do you have to say? I was getting on my high horse. Um...

I didn't pick up on that, but I did pick up on the actors are phenomenal. Like, amazing. I love Hugh Grant. I love Hugh Grant so much. He's still so hot, too. And I feel like I've really only started to love his acting within, like, the past couple of years. It's funny. He always plays the, like, guy who cheats. Always. You think? Yeah.

Well, remember like Bridget Jones? Oh, yeah. And then he always plays like Dirty Bull. Yeah. He's always like a funny. He's like a fuck boy in every movie. And I just think like in his later in his career, I don't even know how old he is. He's probably like what? Late 50s, early 60s. I feel like he's really just crazy.

become an amazing actor and i just really love him and i think he's fun i want to like hang out with him and get a drink you know like i don't sleep with him but i want to like hang out with him no i would have sex with him yeah i don't know and i love nicole kidman actually nicole kidman is my dad's number one celebrity crush so my mom doesn't love that really yeah i did not see that for him she's fascinating because she's had so much work done but i still her face is so beautiful you get like lost in her eyes

So beautiful. I was watching this with a friend and I was we were taking bets. Like how old do you think Nicole Kidman actually is? How old do you think she is? Forty eight. Forty eight. Interesting. I think she's actually here we go. Fifty three. Oh, see, when I guessed that, I said older. Yeah. So like for fifty three, I think she looks a phenomenal woman.

She looks incredible. But also there's something about her just as an actress that like she never loses me. Like I'm never like, OK. And it's the guy that made The Undoing is the same guy that did Big Little Lies. Amazing. And Little Fires Everywhere. So like, you know, it's good. We're going to end with one piece of advice. How do you not fucking forget everything in your life? No, it's from at Erica dot listen.

L-I-S-T-O-N. How do you tell your amazing husband that his butt hair is getting too much? You just fucking tell him. You say bend over and you get a razor. Figure it out back there. Also, you've been dating him or married him for a while. How long is it like you finally one day snapped and you're like, I can't do it. It's not like he suddenly started to grow longer butt hair.

Also, like, are you around there a lot? Like in those parts? Like what are you doing? That's really what we need to ask her a question about. Like, what's going on? Or be like, if you're saying you want to lick his butthole, be like, you know, it'd be so nice if it wasn't like a whole rainforest and journey for me to get to where I need to get to. I think if you're married, not that I have any experience or know anything about

I just feel like if you're married, you can say whatever you want no matter what. Yeah. When it comes to like physicality things like, hey, figure that out. Yeah. Like I'll straight up get a tweezer and start like tweezing his eyebrows if I felt like it.

I feel like that's when you're really in love when you want to like manicure that person. Yeah. Like you ever see a little whitehead and you're like, gonna get that. I love pop, but that's because I love popping pimples. So it has nothing to do with me being in love, but I don't know if I've ever wanted to like make that person aesthetically better. Also, I don't think it's insulting for someone to say like, Hey, this crevice of your body has too much hair. He's probably Italian. He's probably Persian. He's probably one of the two. But also if someone said that to us, we'd be like,

How fucking dare you comment? Oh, literally a guy said that to me once. He said he wants me to shave my butt more often, like back in the day. Because he said that it... Or like... He was like really OCD and germaphobe. I told you. Oh, interesting. I have heard about this guy. Yeah, like I would like...

eat popcorn they would drop you know like obviously for some reason you don't eat popcorn one at a time you just put like a whole handful of in your mouth and you miss them so i would like pick it up from the couch and he's like don't eat that and i would eat it and i'd be like what you're not gonna fucking kiss me now like he was so annoying we'd fight all the time is he having an okay time during covid you should check on him i i know but like he's probably thriving because he would do the whole thing where he wouldn't touch the like elevator and

button he would do the knuckle like he but then like living that life it started to make me be crazy because it's like there's germs everywhere so he at one point was like yeah can you shave your butthole more and I was like yeah you're fucking crazy whatever I think it's so hot

I think it's hot when, like, you just want to. Yeah, I'm going to do it, but, like, you're so weird, dude. You're so weird. So weird. Like, I want a guy to just want all of me, and I decide, like, oh, but I feel super sexy when I do this. Not because he's, like, I think it's gross when your butthole is just, you know, your hairs are just blowing in the wind. Yeah. I feel like my body is, like, a smooth peach, so...

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