Giggling about Jeffree Star, Bridgerton, and our FB group
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I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, Giggle Squad? I love how you just said Giggle Squad, like it's not even a name. But it's fine. Wow, I just forgot what the name was for a second too. I was like, what are we doing here? Well, we've survived. It's episode two of 2020. We didn't think we could make it, but we did. Yeah. I didn't know if we were going to make it past like day six. I don't even know if we've made it. I was like, if this is how it ends, this is how I go. Yeah.

The one thing we must address that is like the elephant in the room is how wild the Facebook group has been getting. Wild. Wild. I went in and then all of a sudden I just started seeing comments where it was just like, Paige is the worst. And I was like, wait, I thought it was in the wrong Facebook group because I was like, no way. Is this like in the group that I collaborated on to start? No way. Are people like, fuck Paige.

One of my friends texted me and goes, wow, Giggly Squad hates you right now. You better check up on her. But also, okay, let me just say that when someone says Giggly Squad hates you, it's like three people. Yeah, but they're...

loud strong it's a strong three people but that's what happens we talked about trolldom people like will fall in love with you and then they realize like you're not doing exactly what they want you to do and then they turn on you because they realize that you don't care about them in that type of way right but also let me just say the facebook group

was creative out of just pure happiness and giggling. Like, I still love looking at it. It's like, yeah, people's updates on breakups, advice,

All the news is there. Every second. I get all my Bravo tea there. Also, people like recommending things. And it's just like such a good vibe. But yeah, the Capitol couldn't be under control last week. So obviously our Facebook group wasn't going to be under control. And most of my podcast friends have shut down their Facebook groups. Which is so interesting because people fight in them.

Yeah, because it just gets too volatile and like people can't get along because the country is a little divided right now. But like, I'm not shutting it down because I trust that the gigglers can figure it out. Like the gigglers, if you're listening, well, I guess you are listening. Do you think that's the main point of being here? Yeah.

You guys create the culture of the group. Like, it's not us. Right. You guys are the Facebook group. Right. So if y'all want to fight over stupid shit and yell at each other, you can do that. Or you can decide and be like, also, we are the most petty drama queens ever. Like, that's literally what we do for a living.

But like, I'm just terrified of the Facebook group. Like absolutely terrified of it. We have like new moderators because the last girl put in her heart and soul and I said, you need to take a break. We burnt her out. We burnt her out. She literally is just this girl who's like, hey, I'd love to help like moderate the community. And I'm like, amazing. And then she got she got burned to the ground. But yeah.

It is a group mentality. Group mentality is interesting because like once a couple people decide something, it's easy for everyone to kind of jump on that bandwagon. And he has politics and stuff. And it's just like, let's just get back to giggling. Yeah, I just feel like, you know, say whatever you want and how you feel. That's why we have it. Like you just speak your truth. But like there is probably a different Facebook group that might be better for like certain things you want to talk about.

you know it's funny because we were coming up with new moderator rules and they were like yeah like no hate speech no bullying um you could be removed if you talk shit about hannah or page and i was like wait who's talking shit about in our own fucking group and then i realized like oh it could turn into like our group is the place where everyone goes to talk shit on us could you imagine i would cry i'm not strong enough for that but i'm like y'all who do you think controls a fucking group i'll i'll fucking

fucking delete this group in a second if i have to and i told you i don't know i almost messaged all your privileges away i will kick you out of this group faster than i let you in i literally felt like a mom i was like i brought you into this world i feel like someone posted something about gary and you were like oh no that is like literally that's the only thing that could get me

so heated. Like people were saying like, I'm the worst and I suck. And I was like, Oh my God, that's so mean. Like whatever. But like, I wasn't going to do anything about it. Like I wasn't going to remove them. If someone wrote Gary's haircut looks stupid, you'd be like,

I will find where you live. No. Someone said one thing like, oh, that doesn't even look like him. And I literally go, watch it, bitch. I went off. My brother was like, why don't you calm down? No, it got to the point with the kind of with the group that like they forget that we're in the group too sometimes.

I can see you. No, I'm looking at you right now. The group should not be a Yelp page for how people feel about us day to day. That's what it is. That's legitimately what it's turned into. Literally, Taylor Strecker is my very good friend and she calls it like...

The like shitty five or something. There's just like five people who have bad energy and like negativity is so fucking loud. So anyway, do you remember when we were younger? I don't know if we were like in the beginning of college or whatever. And there was an app that you could rate guys on that like you went on a date with. I was talking about it with a few of my guy friends the other day. I vaguely remember that, but then he's coming back. Doesn't it? And it was called Lulu's.

Oh my god. And like it was like a picture of them and then like a rating and then it like people would say things about it. Anyway, I like was talking about it. I think that's great. Well, in Wisconsin, the football guys. Bless you. As long as it's not a cough. The football guys had this like whiteboard in their locker room.

And if one of the guys was talking to a new girl, he would put her name on the board and then go away and then come back the next day and everyone would write what they know about her. As in, I had sex with her. Shut up. Or she doesn't get along with so-and-so. So everyone would write what they think about her blindly, anonymously. So he would know what's up with her. That's terrifying. That is actually terrifying. Yeah.

Just, guys, when you're living your life, know that there are repercussions for your actions. And it goes back to what we were saying last episode. Don't be so quick to date the guy because you might go to his house and realize the brother's way hotter. That's all I have to say. Just do your research beforehand. I hate that. I hate that. Well, I want to go into some trends real quick because whenever I see something online, I'm like, what would Paige do? WWPD. Mm-hmm.

Indie nails. Indie nails is this thing where Finder29 is trying to like make a thing. And I was like, what does indie nails mean? I guess it means like independent nails. Like basically every nail you do whatever the fuck you want with. I fucking love it. Like it's just wild. I love it. You're like, I'm going with this aesthetic on this finger. Like just wild. Okay. But it, okay. I'm down with that. But like in a common theme.

Yeah. Like we're doing fire flames. So like this nail has red fire flames. This one has purple fire flames. Like they're different, but they're like, there's a theme. You're like, I want the family to have the same motive. Yeah. Okay. So here's the thing. I've been growing my nails out and they're, my left hand is always exquisite. Went to Harvard. My right hand, one has like broken, but like in a jagged way. So it's still as long as the other ones, but it's like kind of crippled. And it's just like,

It's a weapon. Yeah, it's like you need... This one needs extra help in school. This one is valedictorian. Your right hand can't graduate from kindergarten. No, my right hand is pregnant at 17, has to drop out. My left hand on its way to being a Rhodes Scholar. Well, I have an announcement for you that's probably going to piss you off. I killed my whole family. Again? Well, what happened is I had Taco Bell. Say less. Say less.

I had to wipe my ass and it wasn't working. No, like, do you ever like eat something and then you smell your nails and you're like, yeah, still living. And like, I couldn't get the Taco Bell smell out of my nails and I had a full on freak out. And I was like, the family is gone. I cut everything out. I just have my little nubs now.

And I'm kind of okay with her. Okay. Okay. See, I'm just, I'm emotional about it because I've been growing these out since our last chat, which is my birthday. Yeah. So it's a solid two months that like I've put in the work, I've put in the time. Yeah. Speaking of putting in the time, I haven't had a haircut in 10 months. Interesting. How do you feel? I feel free. Your hair is the darkest I've seen it in a while.

I guess it's like all natural up to people love my hair dark people I do too compliments when it's dark I like it dark thank you it's it's because it I don't know goes well with my eyebrows I feel like my mom always you know what like your mom says things when you're little and it like sticks in your head sticks with you forever and then like I don't know why this one particular thing is stuck in my head that's why I'm in therapy when I'm just kidding mom

Like when I was little and girls would be like getting highlights or lowlights. And I think that started in like fifth grade that girls are like dying their hair. And like I wanted to do it so bad. And my mom said to me one time, the color that God gave you is the color that you would look best in. So don't go and change it. And like I always think about it. Like, why would I change?

go blonde when god knew i wasn't gonna look good blonde he was like no no no kim i love you and i wish i knew that in college when i dyed my hair for 25 i bleached the shit out of it i still can't believe you did that kim is right also we've been getting so much love have you noticed and like the ratings and reviews like people have been so nice about this podcast they're like they're just loving it and then there's always one that's like i hate hannah

This one girl was like, I don't appreciate her plastic surgery rant. And I was like, what? You were like, well, maybe that's. Did you just get your nose done? Maybe we should circle back on that. Sounds like a personal problem. But anyway, we love you guys so fucking much. You know, I love the people who hate us, too, because you know what? I know it started with love. Love and hate are very close emotions. Interesting. Okay, next question. Mm-hmm.

obviously like sweatsuits sweatshirts sweatpants they're all back yeah but is juicy sweat suits is it back because they want to be back they are really making a play to be back i don't hate it like i don't hate it the julie the juicy pants with the pockets in the butt yeah made your butt look so fucking big so fat

thick as a cheeseburger. Thick, like a big bank back there. Like a baked fucking potato. I'm hungry. I've always liked juicy. I've always waited for the sweatsuits to come back, I guess is what I'm saying. I've been waiting for this day. This is the perfect time. I feel like they're so comfortable. There's also a funniness to it. I feel like it's a self-awareness. If I wore a full juicy sweatsuit, you'd be like...

It's become such a cultural reference, like the mean girl's mom or the girl walking in late with a nice coffee. She's wearing a juicy velour sweatsuit. Sorry, I have a stuffy nose. It's like a whole thing. Get your sinuses. Yeah, it's just disgusting, honestly. It's the demons coming out. Yeah. I love juicy sweatsuits. I think rock it. Final question. Oh, wait, no, I have two. Okay.

Are name tattoos tacky or romantic? Like someone else's name tattooed on your body? Did you just ask me if that's tacky or romantic? I'm saying like if the guy you're in love with walks in one day and has Paige tattooed on his back, is it tacky or romantic? Get him absolutely the fuck out of here. Like, no.

Lose my number. You obviously didn't know me very well. Armie Hammer comes in with Paige tattooed right above his dick. Don't do this to me. Oh, interesting area. The only reason I'm saying no is because he had a girlfriend named Paige. So how do I really know it's true? You'd be like, which Paige, bitch? Which Paige? He's like, I can only date girls named Paige now. No, I don't want you to ever get a tattoo of my name.

I also feel like I'm, like, superstitious. I was just going to say scientific. You're dumb. I'm scientific, so, like, please don't do that. Do you remember when Jax got Stassi's? Yeah, that's insane. It's next level, like, stalkerish. Like, you should definitely get a restraining order. But I feel like in the moment, we'd both like it. Here's the thing. I either want you to have zero tattoos. I want you to have none. Be a bare baby. Yeah.

Or I want you to have like sick tattoos. Like there's this one guy, one of my friends who just has like these little tattoos and like random spots. And I'm just like so hot. But it's also like a little too cool for me. I feel like like I don't like guys who put too much thought into their outfits or like too much thought into their hair. Here's a little too like like Williamsburg barbershop.

One of my rules is if he wears rings, get him out of here. Oh, well, yeah. I mean, if he wears rings, one, he's weird in bed. That's just a fact. Fact. We don't make the rules. We're just telling you guys that. This is not alleged. If I didn't make this up, it's just true.

And if he wears a necklace that is not a chain and it's some other like, you know, Bronwyn's husband has that like weird, like, like black. Like if there's like a big pendant on it. Yes. If there's a pendant that's not like a rapper pendant with diamonds and it's just a weird pendant.

Not interested. Not, no. Not interested. Who told you that was okay? Like what kind of people are in your circle? You can wear, as a man, you can wear a max of two chains, like a David Yerman type looking chain. Yeah. No rings. You can wear those like stupid bracelets. Like sometimes that people wear, like people have like a string and they're like, like whatever. I'll like put up with the bracelets, but I don't like joined a cult for a month.

so they have all those weird stringy things but then it's weird because you're like i hate guys with rings but then when you get married they have to wear a ring must okay this is just an example of how girls change their minds like we're like we want them with no rings but with a ring yeah so figure that out figure it out also final question because you said you're very superstitious what do you think of the trend

of bravo liberty's making instagrams for their unborn babies does stassi have one i don't know but i know that britney does and i feel like lala might too um bravo liberty or not famous person or not i'm not into it i hate it because let that kid for a second be a child life unsponsored

Let him live a normal baby life. One breath of a normal baby life before you put him into this world. Actually, I really like the way that Kristen Cavalieri does it. Like, you've never seen her kids. I don't need to see her kids. What do I need to know what her kids look like, you know? But, like, let them go to school and –

be normal kids it's like using him as an accessory like let the kid live a life without swipe ups and engagement i mean that's why butter doesn't have an instagram like people always ask me like why isn't your cat of an instagram she's clearly a star and i said i know but i want her to live a normal cat life and like let her decide that when she's of age yes she's only like two which i don't know what that is in human years but she's believe me i've seen how she acts not mature um

um actually she's been pretty does that say something about your parenting skills or no sorry don't you dare come at my children don't you ever talk about my family i actually miss butter you were engaged 17 times it's actually 19 pay attention please what i don't want to what do you think okay what do you think of stassi and bo's we get so child's

what we get so off track i know but what's the name again um it's like harper collins charlie rose by the way charlie rose is like a cnn announcer or something i think he's dead i don't i don't know if charlie rose is dead if he is rest in peace if not we're very sorry charlie rose is 1000 percent dead and if he's not he's a million years old their kid by a cnn announcer

Also, who's another CNN? It's like they named it like... Charlie Rose is alive and wild. Why did you think he was dead? I don't know. Because someone born in 1942 is old as shit. He's 79. He's 6th grade. They're like Everest, Tomi, Lauren. Whatever the fuck her name is. I don't even know how to pronounce it. I don't want to. They named it like Periwinkle, Jake Tapper. Yeah.

Wait, that's a hilarious name, Hannah. That is a hilarious name. They're like Snickerdoodle. Who's another scene in an answer? Snickerdoodle Don Lemon. That's her name. And guys, I'm not being, this is not me being too much making fun of their kids' names. Hartford Charlie Rose Clark.

Hartford. Also, like, you know how famous you think you are by how weird your kid's name is. So true. I'm looking for more CNN announcers' names. It's because I've, like, been watching the news recently. Okay, I have a good one. What's it? I love this game. Mountain Larry King. Oh, my God. It's so good. I have another one. Candle Keith Olbermann.

That one wasn't as good. Here's the thing. I actually really like her name, Hartford Charlie Rose. I think it's, like, so cute. Isn't Hartford, like, a college? Hartford's, like, in Connecticut. Okay, so they love Connecticut. They love Connecticut. Why do you like that name? I mean, I wouldn't name my daughter that, but, like, it's cute. Hartford. I know. It's just, like, I feel like it's... I, like... Okay. Okay.

It's a little pretentious. Well, yeah, if you're naming your child like a suburb in Connecticut, you're pretentious. Like I'm just walking around like being like Westchester over here right now before mommy really loses it. Southampton. Southampton. Village of Southampton. Amagansett. Amagansett. Calabasas. Calabasas. If you don't tie those shoes right now.

mom these are yeezys oh right i forgot are you eating pennies again spit that out that's for poor people orange county breaking mommy's heart orange county aspen oh that's actually actually that's actually mental notes that i love i'm trying to think of fancy towns and i'm like what's that but also people love naming their kid brooklyn and like i'm gonna say let's stop

People love it. Yeah. I like I feel like it was cool for a second. And then Brooklyn became like so not cool because people who've never been to Brooklyn keep calling their kids Brooklyn. It's just interesting how Brooklyn made such a play. No one cares about the Bronx anymore. No one cares about Queens. No one. No one's named their kid Queens.

Bronx is cute. But this, you guys, these are pet names. Yeah. Bronx is a pet name. It's actually a really cute pet name. Really cute pet name. Okay. Continuing on. It's time for advice questions because we got some good ones. And then we're going to get into front page news, which is insane. And then into some stuff we're watching. Look at me in host mode today. Yeah. So we asked our Patreon for questions. I just thought you were going to say.

He just sounded exactly like Steve Harvey. We asked a hundred women. And then they ask and make that weird face, whatever they say. He's like, what? Okay. This is from, okay. I'm not going to say the name because these are intense. Yeah. Hi, babe. I need advice on dating a man that has a baby mama that does not chill nor want him to be around anyone or move on. We live together and have been together over a year. Help. Love y'all.

interesting i've i have never had to deal with a baby mama have you no i have not however you're already living with the guy like she needs to move on but also you don't want a southern charm moment where like you ever disrespect the baby mama do you know what i mean right right it's a thin line because like she's created like you are part of the family so when you get involved with that you have to understand like

Whatever you do, do not disrespect the baby mama. However, the baby mama needs to have some boundaries and understand like that you guys are dating now. I'd be very interested to know how old the child is in question because I feel like that says a lot.

I saw a really cute Instagram, one of those TikToks, like heartwarming TikToks that make you cry, where it was like, I love when my daughter sees her stepmom and it was like the girl running to see her ex-husband's new wife and like picking her up and like the girl was just so happy. And it's like family comes in all shapes and sizes. So let's try to get good energy for everyone. Like just because things didn't work out does not mean you have to hate each other.

Yeah, and you have to keep in the back of your head that this woman had a baby with the man that you're dating now. So as a woman, naturally, she probably thought, this is my family, and this woman is the reason we're not together, when that's probably not the case at all. But in her head, you have to know that she's making up a crazy scenario that's like, maybe one day we'll all be together again. So just give her a little...

You know, let her get over it. One thing I learned recently is the worst thing you can do in relationships is talk about exes.

And I used to fucking love talking about my exes. I think because I had exes who talked about their exes and it was this weird like control thing where they'd be like, I hated when my ex did that or like I love when my ex did that. And it always like pulls at your heartstrings in different ways because you're like, oh, well, I don't want to do what she did. Or then you're like, oh, I want to be as good as her. And you're just like, I hate when guys talk about their exes to me. I'm like, then go hang out with her. It's disgusting. Why am I here?

It's disgusting and like I kind of got in the habit of it because I was like around guys who would So like recently I never talk about my ex But and it's been so fucking healthy like that's the one thing of a rule I will say never talk about your ex even if they ask about them be like, no We're not going there because they're just trying to start trouble But this is hard because you have to talk about your ex Right because they have a baby and like he can't just pretend they don't exist and you can't but then it's like do you become besties with her? That might not be healthy either

Something's going on, like, on the floor above me. Sorry. We're podcasting here. It feels like that Geico commercial where the people above are just tap dancing and you're like, sorry, I have tap dancers above me. Hannah, I'm so happy you said that because that comes on TV all the time. And, like, if I'm with people, I die laughing. And they're like, why are you laughing at this commercial? And it's hilarious. There was an – I'll send you – I'll put it on the Giggly Sweat Facebook group if we're still allowed in it. There's –

They block us out. But there's this old YouTube where they're like basically show the upstairs neighbors and they're like bowling and then like doing like shooting at each other and then just like throwing marbles on the ground. And like this. I don't know. That's what my neighbors do. OK. Back to our advice. Look, I think it's like also time. Yeah.

Yeah. And I do think like don't force a relationship if it's not there, but like have empathy for her. Yeah. Because and honestly, try to hook her up with someone new. Yeah. Set her up. Like be a matchmaker because if you matchmake three people, you go to heaven. And that's not alleged.

Wow. Okay, this is a good one. She wrote, ooh, I need advice. I'm super in love with my best guy friend, and I don't know how to approach a situation. I've made comments to him before because I'm not shy at all, but he always seems to think it's a joke and says something along the lines of maybe we'll get married when our first marriages don't work out, LOL. He was interested in me when we first met. Okay, so he's clearly attracted to you. But at the time, I had a boyfriend since we've grown a lot closer, but I don't know if he'd still be into me. And if he's not interested back, how do I remain friends with him?

Oh, this she's gotten herself in a pickle. I'm gonna say right now. Yeah. If you like him, you're not meant to be friends with him. Hannah. Hannah. Yes. Because like if you're not. Yes. Just yes. Like friends. Friends.

Or for friendship. That's why you're not friends with exes. They're not your friends. Like, friends are the people that you could spill anything to and just, like, be whatever and open about everything. You will not be happy being friends long term with him because he'll meet someone eventually. It'll make you upset. And people always say, like, I don't want to say anything and then, like, ruin the friendship. Yeah.

Who gives a fuck about the friendship? You have girlfriends to be friends with. Yeah, like if I liked you and I said something and you didn't reciprocate it and then like obviously our friendship goes to shit, like I don't care. But there are guys that like I think I like because I love spending time with them so much and then you like kiss them and then you're like, oh, no, no, no, no. But then it's like it's meant to be friendship and hopefully it'll go there. Or they are not friends with you. They have a crush on you and that's not a healthy friendship either. Right. Right.

And I'm in the mindset that like if there's no sexual attraction and you're just friends, like, I don't know. I just don't ever really see it working out. Like if I when I first meet you, I have to have in that first 30 seconds, like, would I sleep with you? Yes or no. And if it's no seconds, I didn't want to sound, you know, but yes, 4.7 seconds. But I also have an argument that all guys and girls who are friends are

are attracted one of the people are attracted to the other person in some type of way i have a lot of guy friends yeah and i would say i do and i would say that i would probably sleep with 90 you're gonna get in so much trouble from that one statement i can't wait to see that i didn't say which ones you're gonna get some texts but like of the ones i know like they're all very good looking

yeah anyhow or they are attracted to you okay um i'm pregnant oh god i'm pregs and want to get married to my boyfriend is married is married while pregnant hillbilly help yeah just wait i mean no morgan stewart did it and she looked gorgeous no it's not at all get married when you want to get married also like

The only thing, and this is like just me being a psychotic human, is like I want to get drunk at my wedding. Yeah. Yeah. That's like the only reason. And also, you could totally get married. This is what people, I have to, like getting married, go to the courthouse, get the docs, and then plan a huge party when you can black out. I feel like that's the new wave. Do you really want to get black out at your wedding though? Like you spend whatever thousands of dollars and then you don't remember any of it?

Yes. You go, that's the point. That's the most fun. I don't want to get blacked out, but I want to like, I want there to be a portion of the night where me and my husband are just pounding tequilas and like dancing. Yeah, I know. I love that manifestation for you. Thank you. Okay. Salary negotiation tips. Oh, I'm really bad at this. Okay. So I am the worst. Like whatever you feel comfortable giving me. I literally will be like, I'll pay you. Yeah.

You know what? I don't need anything. Let me start paying you an allowance. Salary negotiation tips. What I would say, oh, God damn it. It was so scary when I was working in corporate America. But do some searching. Do some sleuthing. And find out how much your coworkers are making. Which is also such an interesting conversation and interesting.

Hannah and I have always been really good about being open about money. And I think that more girls need to be open about discussing money. Because like, let me tell you, guys are talking about it. Yes. Guys are fucking talking about it. You've dated a lot of guys in finance. Are they always talking about how much they're making deals going on, like money? Not like that often.

out in the open about it like a normal conversation but like i've heard boyfriends on the phone with other friends being like yeah let's talk about it and then like discussing numbers back and forth and then being like all right thanks man like that's what i thought like i just wanted to double check so like they're talking about shit to make sure that like they're progressing and they're making the amount of money they should be and i feel like girls are so empathetic and they're trying to not make people uncomfortable but it's like girls we need to talk about money yeah it's like i once was in a job that i didn't i

I was crushing, but I was, like, younger than everyone else. And I was making $40,000 as my base salary. And I found out the girl next to me, who was not doing as well as me, but, like, was a little older, was making $60,000 base salary. And I thought I was crazy to ask, like, for $45,000. And then I realized, like, now I have fucking proof. And now, like, just keep talking. Don't be afraid to talk about money. And you won't offend someone. Like, just ask. And if it does offend someone...

Like, fuck off. Like, okay, sorry. Just out here trying to eat. You know? Give me a break. I always felt like if people who are weird about talking about their salary within the company. I'm not saying, like, ask your random friend how much she makes. Hey, how much do you make for four taxes? Because, like, what if the person says something and they're making less than you? You can be like, bitch, what are you doing? You have to ask for more. Yeah. I remember one of...

I was very proud of this moment. I was working as a video producer and we hired this editor and this guy said he wanted like $40 an hour. And I asked the bosses and they said yes. Then this girl came in who was so much more talented and funny and hilarious. And she was asking me like, what should I ask for? 25? I could have easily said, yeah, ask for 25. I go, bitch, ask for 45. She goes, no, you're insane. And I go, no, I'm actually not insane.

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Final advice question. What do you do when you're married and you both want to live in different locations? Get divorced. You crazy psycho. No, I don't know. It's like get divorced. Well, it depends. Like if he wants to live in the country and you want to live in the city, that's something that should have been talked about beforehand. It's kind of like Salt Lake City. He wants to live in Ohio and she wants to live in. Well, okay. That's just a blame. Like no one. No one wants to live in Ohio.

I mean, we know we have a lot of Ohio gigglers, but like... Nothing against Ohio. No one's been like, hmm, if my dream location... Columbus. Also, sorry guys, I'm a badger. Fuck the Buckeyes. Right, oh right, you are, you're a badger. Um...

I don't know. That's hard because living in New York City, like I know for a fact that I love living here and I'm not ready to leave it. But there is part of me that's like one day I feel like I'll have a husband and maybe like

a few kids and not want to live in the city? What if he wants to stay in the city? Or what if he wants to move to the suburbs, like, way sooner than I do? It's all compromise. But, like, if you want to live in two completely different, like, states, then, like, that's fucking weird. Well, you nailed it. I was going to say compromise because don't knock until you try it. Like, imagine if, like, I'm with a guy and he just says, I want to live in Austin, Texas. And I'm going to be like, wait, what? Think about it for a second.

There's some positives there. Also, you learn about new cultures, learn about new things, learn that barbecue gives you diarrhea. I don't know. There's things to learn and nothing is permanent. So I'd say if you guys are like literally not budging, think of a compromise. I mean, my brother grew up in Brooklyn, New York, just moved to Indiana. Oh, right. Because of the pandemic.

And I'm getting messages from his fiance being like, Daniel is thriving in the suburbs. Wow. He was like, he was like sanding something and like mowing the lawn. Turns out he found a new side of himself and he's the king of the suburbs now. Wow. That's inspiring. I do have to say, don't knock it till you try it. And that like, so

Sometimes getting out of your comfort zone is good, and especially for your mindset. It's like when you're depressed, just going in a different room can change your mood. I think people should be open to moving more. And honestly, during the pandemic, the city is tough right now. So moving to Montana and hanging out with Kanye West doesn't seem that bad. Or Wyoming. Wait, this is a perfect segue. Don't even...

Don't even get me started. Okay. It's time for front page fucking news, bitches. Do the typing. Okay. I don't even need my notes for this. I need to just know, first initial thought, when you saw the first thing on social media that said, like, Kanye West and Jeffree Star, what was your initial, like... I'm so happy you asked me this. Yeah. I can totally see it. It makes... Oh, my God. I'm so fucking happy you just said that because I...

Finally. I'm literally more sense than Kim. I'm watching all these like Instagram videos. I'm seeing all these people post and they're like, what? This is crazy. It's not. Is it though? Kanye West is insane.

Out of his damn tree. He could do anything. And I'd be like, yeah. Kanye West, there's been rumors that he's not straight. Right. No, Kanye's been gay. There's been rumors that Kim is his beard and it's a very, like, business-oriented relationship. Which, I mean, he's giving her this, like, real fame of, like, legitimacy. And then she's giving him... Like, the community sense. Like, he wasn't... Yeah, but he also... I could see it. I could...

Personally, I'm scared of him because I feel like he's not someone you want to get into a fight with. I feel like he will literally tear you apart. The crazy thing is, is like when I'm researching and watching all of these TikToks,

How did it not come out sooner? Because who the fuck moves to Casper, Wyoming out of like Calabasas and Jeffrey moved into the same gated community a year ago? Well, I think it's like people are scared of the engine that is the Kardashians. But now that they showed like, okay, we're cutting off from Kanye. It started to leak. Also, another reason why I could see it is because

jeffree star and kim kardashian basically have the same amount of plastic surgery i said it honestly they don't look that different it's not that crazy i'm just saying it's not that crazy i love kim i don't i don't i didn't know jeffree as much obviously as like i know who kim is but i was watching like some of his videos i mean he is very talented and extremely self-made and like i

I like applaud him on that. But I think this stuff that's going to come out about their marriage is going to be insane. Like this is just the tip of the iceberg because it never made sense. I think they always were best friends and I think they're, they were best friends. Then Kanye turned. What are the chances though that like Bruce Jenner transitions into a woman and then Kim's husband, uh,

cheats on her with a man who dresses actually just consistent at this point it's not crazy also she's been divorced three times sucks that sucks it sucks but it's also like i'd rather her get out of things and stay in things that she's not i mean at some point we were like girl no one's gonna judge you for getting out of this no this is like so you can't even compete with it

And I know that Kanye has mental health problems. So do I. But it comes to the point where like you're attacking your family on Twitter, like and running for president. I read an article that that was really Kim's final straw when he was like, I'm running for president. She was probably like, I can totally see it. And that like Kanye is so artsy and creative and just like, I'm very interested to see his collab that comes out with Gap.

Also in the hip hop community, it's so looked down upon to like be gay. I know it's like old school to think that way. It's old school. Actually, I was just so weird. I was talking about this with one of my friends, Lil Nas X. There's like a line in his song Holiday that's like something like... You don't remember it. No, I don't remember it.

The lead up was great, though. But something like, oh, no, I know. I'm a pop star, but the rapper's still like, fuck with me. Like, and I feel like he's the only, like, gay rapper that's like...

Let me just say. Accepted. Lil Nas X is the only Twitter account you need to follow. It really is. His Twitter is so funny. Like one liners jokes. Also on the low, he's probably hooked up with a bunch. I mean, hooking up on the DL is like very common. Oh, you're saying hooked up with a lot of straight people in the industry. Yeah. Also, yeah, he's just the best. Lil Nas X, we stand forever. I really like him coming out and then him getting...

gaining acceptance and just being so watch his music video holiday i was mesmerized by it i'm obsessed with him he's hilarious he's amazing but yeah the kanye like um he's always been a not a stereotypical rapper no here's the other thing they just wrapped filming literally yesterday for the last season here's my question to you

This is obviously going to be on the last season. So like the timing of it coming out, Kris Jenner is fucking... Yeah, she just couldn't anticipate the coup. But besides for that, she's probably like, these fucking radical right-wing hillbillies are ruining it. But like then what's going to happen is...

But it's not going to be finished. Like the season finale of the last season is just going to be when this stuff is starting. So is this just a. They are not trying to end it with a perfect bow. When Kim was like, this is the last time we're going to film ever. I'm like, don't you really have a deal with Hulu? But what is the deal with Hulu? You know, like, is it going to be like how we're used to it? Or is it just going to be like random content? I have a question. Okay.

Are you afraid that being on a reality TV and reality TV career is going to ruin your relationships? With my loved one? Like, with my family? Yeah, like in the long term. No, no. Like, loved ones. I mean, like, boyfriends. Yeah. Like, I'm just looking at the track record of this shit and I'm like... You know, it's not great for us. Not great. I actually had someone the other day say something and it...

literally hit me like a knife in my heart one of my guy friends said something like I don't know like oh he he you're not gonna date him you're like a lot of work and I was like yeah I am like I'm like so much work and they're like no but like you're on a reality show and that's like like yeah we like you're great but I'd never date you and I was just like

I never really thought about it before, but yeah, I come with you have to know what you're getting into, and yeah, I think it ruins a lot of relationships. But I also think that it's sifting through the guys who are not all in. Yeah. But also, I feel like it could ruin things that wouldn't have been ruined otherwise.

Right, it's also like if you don't want to step up because I'm on a reality show, like I didn't want you in the first place anyway. You're obviously lazy. You're obviously lazy. Just like, whatever. Also, I'm a prize. Honey. Anywho. You just went in a dark place, let's get out. What's next on Front Beach News? Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde. Okay, there's drama with that because people are basically saying that

Do you think they fell in love on set and then like out of nowhere she was like, hey, Jason, you're hilarious and so funny, but you don't have a British accent and you aren't fighting the stereotypes of gender norms? I love that. I have a question for you. Okay. Harry Styles or Jason Sudeikis? Easy. Easy. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. And I don't think you think I'm going to say what you think. Jason. Jason.

Jason. Jason. All day. All day I'm picking Jason. Oh, I love him so much. No, I love him. I'm sorry. I heard that Harry Styles actually is quite funny and cool to be around. I'm sure. However, I don't want to be with a guy who's prettier than me. No. Like, I want a guy who's hotter, not prettier. I'd love to, like, share a closet, though, at some point with Harry Styles. Also, what is this, like, Miley Cyrus legit, like, trying...

to hook up with harry styles do you see like her tweets where she's oh yeah it's together and stuff i'm so confused on she's like shooting her shot shooting her shot on everyone she's finding random girls on tiktok being like let me take you out i'm like they live in indiana in the middle like leave that poor girl alone yeah like how are you gonna meet them okay a lot of stories that i've read is that jason is heartbroken

mm-hmm and it they said that they were like breaking up in the beginning of 2020 which like makes no sense because there's paparazzi pictures of them like hugging and kissing in new york in like october yeah so yeah so everyone is saying that they um olivia is like directing a new movie olivia's boss bitch oh my god olivia wild people don't understand yeah i don't think people really know that she could have had a career of like

Olivia Munn, where she just gets like hot roles and hot commercials or Megan Fox, which we love. But she has gotten in behind the camera to be like so fucking talented and a boss ass bitch. So she's directing and she will appear in this new movie. It's like a 1950s psychological horror movie. And Harry Styles is in it. And they stayed together, like live together while they were filming.

in james at james corden's house famous people are so weird well this is the thing if they are meant to be and they are soulmates i am so happy for her but if she's just like has a new shiny new british toy it's like not worth it he's 26 and she's 36 still i don't judge an age difference i just think like is harry i don't i just i don't see it because here's the thing

I have a lot of guy friends who are a little bit younger than me. 26 is young. Famous or not, it's when you explore. If I'm Harry Styles, I'm getting any girl I want or doing whatever I want. Unless...

Olivia is the love of his absolute life and he can't live without her. It's dangerous to leave your relationship for a 26-year-old boy. You're playing with fire. You're playing with absolute fire. I could see Harry being super mature because he's been through so much and having had so much pussy that he is like, I am ready to settle down. Yeah. And she's incredible. But I also think that... But I...

They're like one of those couples that like I saw I would see them and just be like that is exactly what I want. I want to be so hot and like adorable and I want my husband to like kind of good looking but like so funny and

And just like be obsessed with me. Well, that's why I had to double check on our other couple that I got confused with, with Jason and Olivia, which is... Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. Exactly. They're still good. Yeah, no, they're thriving. But also what I wanted to say is that...

When you're in a project with someone, you are in a very, like, bubble world, especially because it's during quarantine. Right. So, like, you're in this tense, like, passion project. They're probably acting. Who knows if they were romantic on it? I just think you have to, like, take a second of have life without it before you... Like, it's like a summer house. Like, you know when you literally have a summer romance and then you start, like, your real life and you're like, wait a second. Like, it's like having an office crush. A thousand...

You nailed it. Granted, Harry Styles is not just an office crush. Like, he's super hot. It's not like the random guy getting coffee who, like, kind of smells good that you start getting a crush on. Right, who, like, works in accounting. And, like, in real life, I probably would not, like, get your number at a bar. But, like, in office life, like, we're getting married. I like to call it office hot. It's tough, but it's also hard. We don't know anything that happened. But, like, it just is sad to see Jason...

seem blindsided and that it's kind of like a brangelina moment it's so sad it's so sad but you know what all is fair in love and war and i hope that there were issues going on with her and jason that really hurt and she i mean the way it seems is like olivia just got like all of a sudden got the ick good for her then get out you know like get out

I don't know. I'm very interested to see what happens with them. Also, I want people to know that like so many people who are fame hungry, like so many relationships, it's like, hey, agent, like, can you put me with another famous person so we could all get press for like a couple of months? Like that happens. That 1000% happens. This may not be it, but it's like it's good for a living wild. I feel like I'm going to DM some people. What's next on FPN? Um,

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are never coming back to social media. Aren't they doing like a podcast on a movie and stuff? Yeah. I can see that meeting being like, okay, so how are you guys going to promote it? And they're like, we're just not. Here's the thing. We're just not going to. Whatever. I'm so over them. Meghan Markle, Harry, no. Prince Harry. Meghan Markle, Harry, and Trump are off social media. Are all off social media. Good for them. Have a cleanse. Good for them. Have a social media cleanse. Um, yeah.

Oh, my God. I feel like we haven't really talked about this. What are your thoughts on, like, Erika Jayne just, like, continuing on social media and just, like, like, she just posted a picture and the caption was, like, thinking of making this my online dating profile pic thoughts. And it's just, like, her long legs with, like, her ass, like, pointing it out. Well, then she posts another one of her, like, all weirdly edited with her eyes looking at a phone.

So I guess she's, like, just feeding the monster of, like, I'm single, I'm online dating. I kind of love that she's doing this because it's so messy and it gives me more entertainment. Because normally when something crazy happens, like, Hilaria Baldwin, now she's off social media. Now we can't have fun with it. Now it's going to die. Erika Jayne is, like, feeding the beast. I miss her so much. I'm, like, so fucking over Erika Jayne, though. Interesting. I just...

Since she like didn't give credit to a memer. Oh, you've been out. No, you've been out on her since that. I knew that. You guys, I hold grudges. Yeah, you do. Once I see someone's character, I cannot like rejigger my brain. I feel like people don't know that about you. If you, this is where Hannah and I are like a little bit different. If you cross Hannah, like I'll watch it happen. I'll watch people cross her and I'm like, ooh.

Bad, bad, bad decision. Like, I wish I could warn you right now. I don't care what you say. I don't care if you're blackout drunk. If you say something to me that I feel makes me feel a type of way about you. Yeah, you also have the craziest memory. Like, remember when you said that to me? And I'm like, no. What?

No, no, no. I have a literal book in my head, a burn book. Yeah, no, you do. You and my brother, it's actually scary. Sometimes my brother will bring things up and he'll like, remember he said that to you? And I was like, that was 15 years ago. He's like, I never forgot. But like you, but you never forget. A bitch does not forget. Okay. Anyway, now that we've threatened everyone. Oh,

Also, I feel like at any moment I could call you and be like, did this girl ever was this girl ever mean to me? And you'll be like, um, yes. July 15th, 2 p.m. She had the audacity. I just like seeing people's true colors because I feel like there's so much fakeness in the world. Yeah. When someone does show their true colors, I'm like, like, I wish I knew what everyone's thinking all the time. So then when they break, I'm like, and there it is. Yeah. There it is. Anyway, I got that. I got that.

Let's wrap up with what we're binging because you were very excited about a specific show. Oh my God. Okay, Hannah. I don't care what you're doing today. You're watching Bridgerton. That's what you're doing today. My mom is like so into it. She goes, there's a lot of sex, but it's like so good. So just think about, think back to the summer when I was so obsessed with Mossimo. Mm-hmm.

Does not even compare to the obsession that I have with Simon, the Duke of fucking Hastings. Well, it's because he's a Duke. It's because he's a Duke. This man. Wait, but you were like sickly obsessed with Mossimo. Like I started to get worried. No, I'm still sickly obsessed with him. But like this guy. OK, so basically it's set in like the 1800s in London. But it's like a fun, playful like this show would have been on like the CW. OK, OK, OK.

It's very Gossip Girl vibey. Like, it's not accurate completely in, like, history. And it's basically, like, there's a queen. And she said, like, everyone's trying to get married. Okay? So, like, they're going to all these balls and whatever. And she picks who is, like, the diamond of the season. She picks this girl Daphne. Daphne is...

It's trying to get, like, a good suitor. Ends up, like, falling in love with Simon. Simon and her have this, like, romance. And, like, the sex scenes are so... They're not over the top. You're not seeing, like... How is it compared to normal people's sex scenes? It's very unrealistic. Oh, so, like, normal people's, like, super realistic and that's why it was hot? Does she get, like, thrown around and stuff? No, actually, it's probably... It's probably some of the most realistic sex scenes. Like...

Like they're not like ravishing each other where you're like, that's not happening. So it's not like the boat scene in 365. No, it's nothing like 365 boat scene. No, it's like loving and like they're looking into each other's eyes. And like at one point he says that he burns for her.

Like I burn for you. Then he says like it's one thing to meet like a really beautiful woman. It's another to meet your best friend who also happens to be the most beautiful woman. And I saved it in my notes because if my husband doesn't say that to me, he doesn't love me.

You put it on your list of things guys need. You have it as your phone background. Putting it on my mood board. Texting every male suitor that I'm talking to, and I'm like, do you burn for me, though? If a guy said he burns for me, I'd be like, did you get your STD check? I'd be like, you should get that checked out. You should check that because we don't need that. Anyway, you have to watch it. The costume is impeccable. It's like...

Is it better than The Queen's Gambit, which I had? It's so different than The Queen's Gambit. But yes, I would. I like almost want to rewatch Bridgerton because I'm so sad it's over. It's one of those shows where it's like you're on the last episode and you're like, I don't want it to end, though.

But they are doing a season two. I've heard great reviews for Bridgerton. I'm very happy because I feel like shit is running out to watch. And the actor, the actor is like a new actor. Like we don't really know anyone who's in the show. He's so fucking hot, Hannah. I like he comes on the screen and I'm just like, OK, I found him on Instagram. I follow him the whole time.

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I'm back on my 90 Fiance bullshit. 90 Day Fiance. And I just Googled like original. I don't want before, after. I want 90 Day Fiance. Yeah. What's the best season? And they said season four. And it is, you know, there's always some storylines that are so fucking good. And some couples are like, okay, whatever. Yeah. So there's a storyline with this girl and Fisa and George. Okay. And Fisa...

He basically wanted a $10,000 Chanel purse. Normal. Yeah. And he was like, he bought her a $1,000 bracelet. He's like, I can't get you the purse right now because he's trying to get married and get an expensive ring, whatever. I think he basically got her by saying he's really rich. And then she was like, oh, you are? So then get me all this stuff. Classic. Classic.

Somehow she has his password to his iPhone so she can like turn off his iPhone. She could do the find my iPhone. So his iPhone will just alarm like find my iPhone. You can't lower the volume whenever she wants his attention. No, no, no. So he'll be like sitting down and just start going off. And he's like, that's my girlfriend. Like she wants my attention. She changed his email password.

She keyed his car. Who is this girl? Wait, what's her name? Anfisa. A-N-F-I-S-A. Don't Google it. You want to watch it. You want to watch what happens. I'm watching it. She is next level. So yeah, I'm excited. Let's all watch that. Nine Day Fiancé season four. Season four. Wait, how are you watching it on? You're watching it on TLC? Amazon Prime. Okay. Season four.

Well, I guess I know what I'm doing today. And then lastly, I'm watching the show called Pipples and Parolees.

I'm like really into TLC type shows right now. Yeah. Okay. Don't give me that look. I just feel like you're going to do. I know you hate animals because you don't even post your dog. He's overweight. You posted it and then deleted it because you thought your dog didn't look good enough in it. He looked so overweight. I was like, oh my God. Hello. Got it together. I was thinking, I was like, oh my God, if I have a child and like. You facetuned your dog. Yeah.

I was like, run a lap or something, Polo. God. Okay, so Pitbulls and Parolees, I don't even know how people are going to watch it. It's like a cable thing. I know. I feel like you're like sitting in front of the TV doing arts and crafts like, my show's on. Well, what I did is I DVR'd it. So I DVR'd the whole season.

I didn't know I knew how DVR, but this is what we do in quarantine. Okay. So you're going to die. It's this woman, Tia Torres, who is the baddest bitch in the world. She just looks like an angry single mom with like dyed red hair. She's like in her fifties. She's definitely had too much sun. Always wears sunglasses. Doesn't matter if she's inside or outside. She has this, um,

basically this adoption center full of for second chances so all these pit bulls who are like found in the road or were of like fighting clubs or just like left to die she gives them a second chance and she rescues them and then the people working for her are parolees which means they've been to jail and they have to like like not get in trouble and they're on parole and she hires them to help them like find a purpose again with these dogs

Oh my god. I literally cry every episode. Also, pitbulls are my new obsession. Like I need a pitbull puppy ASAP. And I know and I know you're like Hannah calm down. Apparently with like a personality test pitbulls rank better than labs.

In like their personality. They're so loving. And so smart. And so loyal. So affectionate. Like they love cuddling. And sleeping. And licking you. Anyway. But it's their society. That has made pitbulls. Be. Like they're angry. Dogs. Because.

In the early 1900s, it was other dogs that were considered the bad dogs. Like, it was, like, the German shepherds that were, like, work with the police that were, like, biting people. Pitbulls, what's the show with the little rascals? They had a pitbull. Like, pitbulls in the early 1900s were, like, the family dog. But then somehow they got involved in, like, fighting rings because they're so loyal that you can train them to do anything. So, okay, I'm so into this. There was this documentary. Fuck, I forgot what it was called.

But they showed what happened to all the dogs in Michael Vick's fighting ring. Oh. And basically, people were like, all these dogs should be killed because they're fighters. Right. Turns out there was like one dog they had to kill because he was like the champion dog and they're afraid he's going to get adopted and then sold back into fighting because he's that good. They fought to save all the dogs. It turns out most of the dogs, they're like, instead of killing them, realize they just need...

they needed recovery like they're just abused dogs and they showed how the dogs made some families so happy the sweetest babies you're like crying right now yeah

so anyway i love when people get second chances and i love when good things happen to good people yeah but also the way they treat these dogs like these dogs are like afraid of humans because they were abused and they're like okay we need to help them but then people like so many people are abused and then people are like oh why are you fucked up when it comes to dating it's like what do you think i'm gonna be i'm also pmsing so hard today

Yeah, I think you should watch the Pitbull documentary. I don't know if I can handle it today. I think you should cry your eyes out. Pitbull doc about Michael Vick. You guys know that I'm the documentary queen because of Garth Brooks, because of Dolly Parton. Yeah, about Vick fighters. Wow. Sorry, I'm getting it because we have to.

It's called The Champions. Okay. And I'm also going to watch Pitbulls and Paroles. Pitbulls and Paroles. Watch The Champions on Prime Video. And everyone deserves a second chance. That's our mental health. Yes. Well, Paigeie. This is a good one. I love you so much. I love you so much.

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