Giggling about magicians, lymphatic drainage, and pregnancy scares
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Hello, my gigglers. Before we get into our wild LA trip, I do want to address our interview with Megan Thee Stallion. Interviewing Megan was a dream of mine. I love her music and it's my go-to to hype me up.

get me excited, give me energy, be there for me when I need a boost of confidence, when I'm not believing in myself. Looking back at the interview, I really wish I used any other word except fight to describe how her songs impact me. Definitely was not the right word. While there wasn't any ill intent, that does not matter. I acknowledge that what I said has a deeper meaning and I'm so sorry to Megan. I appreciate everyone who brought this to my attention.

Sup, gigglers? Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.

The gigglers have gone Hollywood. No, we're different. We're different. I wore hair extensions once. My favorite, though, is from my family getting texts, like my mom being like, when did your hair get so long? And Des being like, you should always wear your hair like this. I'm like, guys, this is hundreds of dollars and hours of hair extensions. No, but you want to know what? You should wear your hair super straight like that more. Thank you. You know, I...

We all did that in middle school though, right? - Yeah. - I remember straightening. Didn't look like that. Looked more squarish. - I'm gonna bring back my straightener. - Should we? - Let's bring back straighteners. - Do you know what pissed me off when people were like, "Oh, I have a straightener, but I use it for curling my hair." And I'm like, "Don't be a hero."

You know when girls are like, you just have to use a curler. No, just use a curling iron. I've never been able to master that. I mean, it's because it's not a competition. Like, why are we like... Why are we always pitting women against each other? Yeah, people are like, you can do it heatless. Let's just...

We're trying to get through the day. No, the heatless curls actually really stress me out. Because they're liars. Because they wake up in the morning, no one looks good. No, I've tried the heatless curls countless times. I don't know if I'm wrapping it wrong.

but my ends always come out crinkly over this last week i was offered mdma i just have to preface this story with hannah calls me after she goes to this party and she would not stop saying mdma and after the fifth time i was like it's molly stop saying mdma i'm gonna have a freak out i go since when is mdma molly you woman in stem since forever but i remember in that moment

I wasn't going to say yes, but I pretended I was considering it. Like, I'm like, you know, I normally would. But it's a Saturday night and I can't. It literally wasn't.

- There was never a time where you could do a game. - Yeah, if there was ever a time, it was in that moment. - And then people were like, we're micro dosing. And I'm like, okay, like regardless what dose, I would ruin the party if I took it. - I actually feel like you wouldn't micro dose because you're an all or nothing girl. You know, so you're like, if I'm gonna do it, let's become drug addicts. - Well, that's why weed fucks me up because everyone's like, just take a little hit. And I take a little hit, don't feel anything. Take the biggest hit I've ever taken in my life, can't breathe for an hour and then high as a kite. - And then you find yourself on the bathroom floor.

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First of all, we were Pilates. I was a Pilates girl. I'm so LA. Yes. I got there on Tuesday and by Wednesday, I was like, I could live in a mansion in Beverly Hills if one was provided for me. I felt like myself getting my smooth.

We were on Rodeo Drive and Paige, you could just see she was who she was meant to be. I truly was like, where is my white Range Rover with my 2.5 children? Like I was like, I could live this life. Okay, so we go to Pilates the one day I like forced Hannah to come with me and we walk in and it was just Katie Couric.

Katie, okay, Katie Couric is there. And you have to go quick with this stuff because the class was about to start. I didn't want to get yelled at, which I was going to get yelled at regardless in this class because it was scary. And I did. Full name. Government name was yelled out. So I just go up to Katie and I go, hi, Katie. We've DM'd before.

I'm obsessed with you. And she's like, oh my God, I love you and your co-host. And I point, I go, she's right here. And I said, Katie, I was an assistant in one of the offices that like you had an office in at one time you were working on a documentary. And she was like, oh my God. So then we're fast friends with Katie Couric. We are obsessed with Katie Couric. So it's literally Katie, me, Hannah in the line of Pilates. Yep.

Pilates now was a 55-minuter, which I'm not used to. I'm used to a nice 45. Can I argue? This was not Pilates. This was intense working out. This wasn't. My thing is, like, I was there to support you. Yeah.

- And maybe I should have told the instructor that beforehand 'cause he thought something different. He kept calling me out whenever I would like, I wasn't- - He was like, Hannah, come on. He actually wrote our names down so that he could specifically call people out. - Yeah, he was like, Hannah, what you doing? Hannah, leg up. - Now let me tell you something. I was expecting a very LA vibe for Pilates. Like take what you need, leave the rest. If you wanna be in child's pose the whole time, like it's what your body's telling you. - No, I was ready to make fun of them. No. - No. - And these housewives next to us.

Were not fucking around. They were like, go harder. There was a moment where Katie Couric looked at me and said, Paige, I'm 68. You can do this. And I was like, oh my God. Katie Couric flamed you. Yeah. But we all kept making eye contact with her because we were all dying. So after the class. I was like, Katie, I don't think I can do it. I was like, Katie Couric's disappointed me. Yeah.

And you never want Katie Couric to be disappointed in you. It's right up there with like my mom, Oprah. Yeah. Like you don't want Katie Couric disappointed. There's something though about I love older women. I just feel like I want to listen to everything they say because I feel like they know everything. They're so knowledgeable. Yeah. They've seen some shit. Like I feel like some older men are out of touch. Yeah. Or like older women, they're like...

we love that you guys are saying what we've always been thinking. So after the class, we took an opportunity, 'cause she's like, "What are you guys doing here?" And we're like, "We're interviewing A-list celebs on the carpet, and we're actually pretty nervous."

do you have any advice for us? And I'm laughing because we're getting a master class in journalism. No, literally. On Rodeo Drive. He was like, write this down. With Katie Kirk. I was like, I don't have a pen. But he's like, I also can't write. And Katie Kirk, she gave us good advice. Yeah. She said, be silly, but not too silly. Which we didn't listen to. We were like, where exactly

exactly is the line well she was like have respect and like it is a crazy moment in their lives too so like ask them like how does this feel yeah but then also have fun with it um but the truth is interviewing can be chaos and just about rolling with the punches and

We love you, Katie. And I think... I will say the Pilates place that we went to in LA was called Naturals or Natural. If you hate yourself, go. They just opened one on the Upper East Side. I think I'm going to go. You're like sadistic. Yeah, I'm getting freaky with Pilates recently. I was telling you I'm working on a new bit about like two types of people. They either want to be disrespected in the bedroom or disrespected when they're working out. But like I don't like being disrespected in the bedroom because...

If he says one thing, I'm like, did I say something to piss you off earlier? Like, could you talk it out with me next time instead of, like, calling me names? See, I'm the complete opposite. Like, in the bedroom, I want you to actually dislike me. Yeah. I want you to hate me and everything about me and say it. Wait, that's crazy because in the bedroom, like, if Des accidentally, like, sits on my hair or something, I'm like...

But see, in a workout class, if you're like trying to motivate me, that's not how I get motivated. You're not the boss of me. Don't tell me what to do. I also have to say I have my own issues. And I don't know if any former athletes listening would relate. But because I've been forced to work out my whole life, like never day off, 6 a.m. workouts. I'm in this place where like, and it's why I've had trouble working out sometimes. Because I'm like, I don't have to anymore. So I don't want to. I've gotten like 30%.

third degree burns on my arms from doing planks on a hot court when I was 14. Like I've like pushed myself way too hard. Oh my God. No, like actual abuse. So now like when I'm at a Pilates class, I like to push myself. But the second I feel like it's too much for me, I don't give a fuck. Like I'm like, I'm good. I'm not, I'm not winning Wimbledon today. Like everyone calm down. And that's how I am when like boyfriends want to make love. I'm like, it's not for me today. Yeah.

see ya that's like so inappropriate and weird just giving the environment that's a crazy thing to say yeah like in this economy I don't think there's any lovemaking going on but thank you oh my god so you were doing Pilates I went once I went four times

no i went full i am proud of you thank you i needed to it actually it did get it does it helps you mentally no endorphins really do make you happier the science is there like if you do work out in the morning it truly does set your tone and also because like i was jet lagged so i was waking up at like 7 a.m and i was like okay well i'm just gonna sit here and scroll and get pissed off about something and then stew in it for the rest of the day like no i should just like get up go to

Pilates. You know, it's so funny. I was jet lagged too, but I was waking up at 10. No, I texted you at one point and you were like, I'm going to skip this one, but super proud of you. I don't know what it is in LA. Like I just, I get three more hours of sleep in the morning. No, you say this all the time when we go places that like Florida and that are like naturally sunny. Being in California, I was like, I feel bad about myself if I stay in bed because the sun is out. But honestly, I don't need that pressure. No, that's why like New York, I'm like, oh, it's dreary.

Yes. Perfect. I'm in the mood to loathe someone. But also New York, the second it hits 65 degrees, everyone's drinking on a rooftop. Wild. Insane. And I like that, though. Yeah, because we earned it. We also, then Paige, Paige is a professional at being hot. Like when someone says, Paige, you have to look your best at this day, she has a routine. She has a regimen. She's ready. All I did was get facials and massages in LA. What is your actual thoughts on lymphatic drainage? I love it.

Do you think it works? I think it works if you go to a good person to do it and then you do the appropriate steps afterward. And what are the appropriate steps? Drinking a ton of water, not eating anything that's like bloating, like really not having carbs, not having dairy, not having salt, nothing fried. So it's like air and light. Eat your own cough. Yeah. Cough?

and then suck it back in. So like you have to do that. I think lymphatic drainage is also really good if you are pregnant

specifically getting ready for an event like a wedding or like going on a vacation or something like that but I also believe that it's good for your body like in general to get them once a month I do believe in lymph nodes no like I believe in science and I also do fly a lot and I know that there's buildup and stuff like when I get sick like my lymph node like that's like when you get a sore throat like your lymph nodes get swollen like it definitely they need to be drained I believe in nymphy lymph

I do think, I don't know what that is. So you like were doing all these things and then I started to get kind of paranoid that I wasn't doing enough. You started to panic. So I started to panic. Well then Lenore got involved. Lenore got involved. Lenore was like, whatever Paige is doing, do what Paige does. But in my head, I was, I, well, our first party was on Wednesday. Our first Hollywood party. Shout out Contessa Mills is this designer styled by Tabitha, my stylist. This small,

designer in New York City put together this like sick look on Wednesday of this like champagne set whatever everyone liked it so I was like I already did good once I can flop on Sunday that was like my perspective wow never in my life have I had that perspective if anything I'm like okay so now I have to beat that outfit no I was like if it all goes bad I could be like you guys saw Wednesday though right

Right. Like, no, I'm going to be honest. I was when I was getting ready for like the Oscar for Vanity Fair. There was a moment in my head that I was just like, and I don't give a fuck about my wedding day because this is my best look ever. But yeah, you're getting lymphatic massages. And finally, I go, fuck, I need to get a lymphatic massage. Yeah, just do it.

Obviously, no one's available because every woman in LA is getting lymphatic massage before the Oscars. I got something called a diamond facial. I said, hey, can you do this on my body? She's like, anything with diamonds? Yes. I don't care what it does. They're like, it's going to make you bleed. And you're like, yeah. So I go online and I'm clicking every lymphatic drainage place near me. Fun.

find just like a woman in an apartment awesome and i was like the price is right safe she does face and body i said we're doing it so i just went to a random apartment building somewhere in la what is wrong with you look i feel like in la people aren't doing legal things in their apartment you know that it's sketchy when the first thing they ask you when you walk in is how'd you find me stop

She literally was like, how did you find me? How did this come across your desk? And then she was like, your name's Vanessa, right? And I was like, no. And I was like, it's okay. It's fine. It was amazing. I don't think it was lymphatic, though. Like, she didn't use any tools.

Yeah, I will say my lymphatic in New York are bad. We're better than the one that I got. I don't even know the name of the place I want. Do you think you could give your own lymphatic? I have before. Like, I've laid in bed and had like, really horrible stomach aches and YouTube like how do lymphatic drainage like your own stomach and done it and my stomach has felt better. And then you do your castor oil and it's like, yeah.

You could do it yourself. You basically just press down on your stomach all the way down. No, literally watch a YouTube video and it'll show you the direction to go in. Do you fart during lymphatic drainage massages? No. Do you hear gurgling? Yeah. Okay. Where is the air supposed to go?

It's not so much that it's air. It's like the contents in your stomach. So like that's what you're peeing out. Wait, no, wait, wait. We have to tell them. So Hannah and I like, okay, we're in a hotel together or like.

Not even a hotel. Like if we haven't seen each other in a day, it could be a day, it could be an hour, it could be 10 minutes. Like the next time we're going to see each other, we have like a bit in our head. Like we think of like a funny line. We have a line. Yeah, we have a line to greet each other with because it's like, hello, we're comedians. Like I want to make her laugh. So anytime like I'm going to her hotel room or she's coming to mine, like as soon as we open the door, we perform our line. Yes.

We don't even laugh at each other. Like, I'll be like, I look like an insurance salesman. And you'll be like, I just had a diamond facial. So at one point, I open my hotel room door and I go, I think I'm pregnant. And Hannah goes, I just took a pregnancy test. So just so you guys know, yeah, we were like not telling each other about this. And then we just blurts it out.

- I was late. - I really didn't think I was pregnant, but I was like, obviously I'm waiting for my period to freeze my eggs. And of course it's like late this month. I'm like, hello? - See, I fully thought I was pregnant. - Yeah.

And Des is in Dublin, so I was like, there's a problem. You're like, I don't know how I'm going to explain this one. He's been gone for six months. We both fully convince ourselves that we're both pregnant, start to plan our lives together. No, no. No, we didn't. I was like, we're having the babies. I did say we're having it now. Then we were walking down the street, and Hannah was just like, look at us and our kids. Just us and our kids. I was like, neither of us are pregnant. Also, I feel like we talk about

and stuff we do. I've been on Prozac for a bit. Yeah. And I had one of those classic like I think

I think I'm doing pretty well. Like, I was like, I'm good. So I just like got off my Prozac this month. Yeah. Because I've just been on it for a while and I Googled it and it can mess up your cycle. So the day of the Oscars, I started like spotting and I was like, we got to get this going real quick because I'm about to like cramp and bloat and poop. I still haven't gotten mine.

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She's amazing. I also, one of my best dress for the Vanity Fair party. I loved her dress. She's always best dress and she always looks chic.

She exudes elegance. She exudes wealth. Yeah, like she always looks very regal and elegant. She also looks stunning. Yeah, I appreciate it about her too. Like she's best friends with Kim Kardashian, but it was just like two girls. And on the carpet she was like, now I got to go take my pics after Kim. Like it was just like girls being girls, you know? We had this moment in the middle of the Vanity Fair interviews where I looked at Paige and I go...

What did I say? She looks at me and she goes, everyone's just a human. And Paige was like fighting her own demons, you know? And she looks at me and she's like, are you fucking high right now? And I'm like, we're all just. You want to know what?

what it actually like made the rest of the stream so much easier because I was like wait yeah everyone's nervous everyone's like clocking their own outfits and bodies and like making sure their lipstick looks good like to take these pictures like everyone is just a human let's get to okay I hate to I hate to praise a man you know I hate it but I think my favorite interview of the entire night was Jesse Eisenberg

I love that man. I love him so much. And before the interview starts, you guys can know, but we talked to them a little beforehand. And I was like, where are you from? And he goes, Queens. And I go, oh, this guy can handle us. Yeah. Like, let's give it to him. Yeah. He was so funny. Yeah. We had incredible chemistry with that man. No, we had such good chemistry. We were literally all like singing, dancing by the end together. He went along with our weird questions. Every bit. Every bit. The man's a comedian. He's so funny. And he just like...

I don't know. I just like appreciated him. And then after he was like, he was like, wait, you guys are like really good at this. And like, I really enjoyed myself. What do you do? And Hannah was like, oh, we have a podcast. And he was like, what's it called? Like, I'm going to listen. And I was like, no,

No, I'm obsessed with you. I want to have mutual friends with him because I want to go to dinner and talk shit about people with him. I feel like he'd actually be so good. It also like some of these A-listers were so nice and normal. I think that's why I started being like, they're all just humans because you think they're going to be like AI bots. No. Who knew that Giggly Squad Jesse Eisenberg was going to be the collab of the century? We also got so lucky that our first interview was the honorable Amy Poehler. Good.

Couldn't that was the comedy God saying you're going to be OK. No, that was. And and also what was hard is they would see a celeb and they couldn't always immediately get them on because there were like multiple people interviewing. But Amy went out of her way, waited. Yeah.

Also, cute zaddy she was with. Yeah, she was. Obsessed. And Amy is a giggler. So we just, we love her so much. Do you know how many viral moments Amy has at these award shows? No, it's insane. And like meme-able. Like her meme with the sunglasses on and the hoodie. Everyone uses that every single year. Insane. The amount of times I quote her in my own home and I don't even remember that it's her. Yeah, she's the nicest person ever. She really is. You know what I love about Amy?

When you meet a famous person who like, this is how I'll explain it. You're like, that's exactly what I wanted you to be. Yes. That's how I thought you were going to be in my head. This is how I know I like people. When I'll like say a side remark and they like listen and respond to it. You know those people who you say stuff and they just don't acknowledge it and they keep talking?

Sorry, what'd you say? I knew you could do that. No, but there's a lot of famous people that I'll say a side remark and they'll never catch it. For 10 minutes, they won't acknowledge anything you say. Or you have to yell it. Where Amy, I'll say something and bomb my breath and she'll look and laugh. Yeah. She's just... She's in it. She's in it with you. She's locked in. She's locked in. She's so cool. She's so fucking funny. Okay, I'm obsessed. I need to get a restraining order. Let's talk about the beef we had before we went live. That's a cat. Hi, mango.

We have a cat today who's helping us produce named Mango. He's an orange tabby. He's gorgeous. He's being very brave right now because he doesn't know any of us because he's Andrew Collins' cat who's squatting in my apartment, New York City. Can you get these people out of my apartment? Hannah and I almost... We almost fought before we went live. Oh, yeah? Because Hannah wouldn't let me stand on the last side for my dress because it's her bad side. And...

I took one for the team and I said, you know what? I don't want her to feel uncomfortable because I'm someone, if I hate my outfit, I have to leave. Yeah. And so if you hate that side of your face, I didn't want you to have. We had a moment. We had a moment. Where we looked at each other. Where there was like a power struggle happening. And Paige knows that I don't ask for much. Yeah.

I literally don't ask for anything except... That side. But Paige wore a dress that was not conducive to the right side. It was not. My slit was on the left side. So I, every time I'd ask a question, I'd then whip to the left side to the camera. Because this is my thing. You didn't always see full body and you have, you look beautiful both sides of your face. No, I actually didn't really care. You didn't really care. Yeah, because if you cared, I would have been on the right side. Right.

I usually didn't know that. But we had a moment where you looked at me, I looked at you, and you saw the fear in my eyes. I actually felt it. You were like, no, I'll die if I'm on this side. I was like, okay. I was like, I think I won't. I was like, we don't need any more beta blockers. We'll literally be passed out. And I don't want knock on wood. I think about our business relationship over like last what year.

five, six, seven years, we've never had one fight. Because it's a give and take. I know what you need and you know what I need. And it's never the same thing. Never. We never want the same thing. But there was a moment there. There was a moment where I was like, okay. And then imagine we get in a fight and they're like, we're doing it live. Okay, so that was one drama thing that happened before we started live then.

We're literally standing there. They're like, okay, we have, it's like six minutes till we're going live. Someone comes over to Hannah and is like, oh my God, I love your necklace. Like, is that yours? Or did you borrow it from like a brand? And like in my head, I was like, and I looked down at my hands because I had borrowed three rings from David Yerman. And I specifically wanted this like pinky ring. It was a little too big, but I was like, it's fine. Like I'm like, I'll be fine. It looks good. I looked down, gone.

I start cold sweating because I'm like, I'm going to have to give David Yerman my first child, my unborn child in my stomach right now. Like, I'm going to have to give him this child. Like, I am freaking out.

A woman like who, I don't know if she worked for Vanity Fair or, I mean, she must have. She was standing right there and she heard me say, oh my God, I lost my diamond ring. And she goes, I think someone at security found it. I heard someone saying like, we found a diamond ring, whatever. Let me go check. She goes and checks. She comes back and she's like, okay, I think they have, security has your ring, but small problem. There's another woman here who is claiming that it's her ring. And I'm like, oh,

okay I go so what do I have to do and she was like describe to me what it looks like and I'm like it's a pinky ring it's diamond it's David Yerman it has like their signature band it's like flat top and she's like okay let me go back you're selling it you're like obsessed with it gorgeous I was like it's stunning swipe up it's like a billion you gotta get it

security guard comes over and he's like i don't know if you heard but someone else is claiming that they lost a diamond ring and that this is their ring can you please describe it to me and i'm like okay so i describe it again and he looks at me and he's like yeah this is your ring not this other woman's takes it out of his pocket and hands it to me all happened later and then they're like five four and i'm like oh my god i'm gonna put this in the newsletter because i took

a crazy video when I got home that night. Yeah. Because they lent you jewelry. I'm wearing a diamond necklace. Yeah. And I've never worn an expensive necklace like this.

I couldn't get it off. Do you know like when it's like... When you couldn't do the clasp? The clasp and some of these like really... They make sure that like it'll not fall off. And I have my new nails. But I'm telling you, it wasn't my nails. You should have just come to my room. I could... True. I couldn't figure out because it's like you have to press down on two things. You have to spread it open. Then there's a latch that was like twisted. I couldn't... So I am like... That's having sex with me. I...

Press down on these two things specifically. I felt like a frat guy trying to finger someone. I was on someone's thigh. Nothing was getting opened or turned on. So I knew my stylist, like I can't just go on. Because we had to fly in like three hours. I'm like, I can't go on the plane with this. So I send her a video and I'm like, hi, Tabitha.

it's not coming off i'm let me show you exactly i'm telling her i'm like i'm doing everything you're saying it's not coming off yeah and 30 minutes later i got it off oh my god um also one piece of drama yeah we were able to get to the carpet the good news is we got to go first where there was like no one else there because we were there really early and we're taking the photos

It's going well. And then we go to like the second place where you take photos and suddenly no one has their cameras on us. No, it's like all the cameras just went turned. Right. And I look to the left and I'm like, someone really famous must have come in. It was Selma Blair, who's iconic. Yeah. She does so much for MS. And like one of my best friends has MS. She's incredible. She has her service dog who just so happens to be the cutest dog in the world.

So I literally go, who the fuck? Oh, it's the cutest service dog in the world. And then the photos, the dog is on its back. Every celebrity is petting the dog. So anyway, shout out to Selma Blair and her service dog. If someone's going to take my thunder, it's them. No, if someone was going to take our thunder, I'm glad it was a canine. Let's start with Hailey Bieber. That was crazy. Hearing Hailey Bieber yell your name from the line, I was like,

I stopped out of my tracks. Well, I... It's become such of a bit that I've, like, disassociated from it where I'm like, it's obviously a bit. Like, Haley's not my best friend. And then now I'm like, is Haley my best friend? I think she is. Her and I meeting each other was exactly how it felt when, like, your friend brings...

Brings home someone and is like, this is my other friend. And you're like, where are you from? What do you do? Yeah. So for people who don't understand, didn't see it, which like I blacked out too. But with these interviews, like they'll be like, can you go on? If people can't, they just do the carpet and leave. Yeah.

Haley yells my name and I'm in the middle of an interview. So I'm like, what's going on? She does the carpet, comes back. And I do have to say about Haley, like she's busy. She's a mother. She also, she just jumps in our interview. And it was one of those moments where,

I think I was nervous because I know she loves me, but then I don't know really why. Yeah. So then I'm just like, don't do anything weird, even though we don't know how we got here. But like, don't like if I do one thing, she'll not love me anymore. So I was I was scared. You were the cool one during that interview. Like you were like, what's up? Nice to meet you. Like I was like, that's my friend. She's like, yeah.

socially awkward and weird so thank you for making her feel like she belongs thanks for being nice to her well i complimented her skin and i know that if you want to get on my good side you say wow your skin looks really good today even if you're breaking out yeah even if you have a hive yeah i'm like oh my god what did you that's your first time meeting hayley in person yeah what is your like truly i'm not even just saying this because she legit has a skincare and like makeup line

She radiates in person. That's what I wanted to say about Kim Kardashian. Oh, yeah. I didn't see her walk in, but I felt the energy in the room shift. Well, she floated. You could legitimately feel it. And I was like, I feel like someone really famous just walked in because everything feels different. And I turned around and she literally glided across. She glowed.

Her face is just so stunning. I was like very starstruck. I actually kind of missed her because it went by so fast. But yeah, the thing with Hailey is I love people seeing like she's just a girl. Like she's a girl's girl. She just wants to giggle. No, everyone's just girls. She literally came over because she's like, you guys are giggling. Can I giggle with you? Yeah, it was like it wasn't as stuffy and pretentious. No. And like...

And, like, weird as I thought it was going to be, the energy was actually, like, super chill, super fun. Like, everyone was like, yeah, like. Sophia Richie. Amazing. I feel like. I loved her dress. We vibed with her really well. She, like, reminds me of, like, a girl I went to high school with. Yes. You know? I do have to say, Lois was watching. My little cousin. And your niece. Yeah.

My little niece. Sorry. She's my twin. She's not my niece. No, she's your child. They sent me a video. Coco Jones came up. Yeah. And she's wearing this beautiful yellow dress. So Lois thought she was a Disney princess. And Jeannie goes, do you like Hannah's dress? And she goes, no, I like the yellow one. Okay.

She's like, no. Lois was loving the fashion. No. Oh, I love that. And Lois thinks you're a princess. She calls you Princess Paige. When I first met Lois, she like, I could tell she wanted to touch my legs. Like I could tell she like didn't know what tights were, you know? And I could see her like looking and I was like, you can touch it. And she like touched it and she like looked up at me like, oh my God, like so fancy. And I was like, ah! She's like, Hannah never does this stuff.

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Also, I think I'm best friends with Lil Nas X.

No. Why was he so fun? I was obsessed with him. Because he's the kind of guy that like... Did you guys almost make out? Like...

Like, that was so funny. He's so funny online, but you know those people who are so funny and cool online that, like, in person, like, they're busy? He literally was down to clown with us, and then we saw him inside, and he was just, like, dancing. Yeah, I was like, we knew we'd find you on the dance floor. And he was like, you better get on it. And I was like, I literally would die. Also, Jay Ellis, the guy that I said was best dressed, when you were like, are you married? And he was like, yeah, are you? And you were like, yeah. And he was like, why are we having this conversation, bitch?

Here's the thing. I love when a man is in a good outfit. There's not so much variation that the men can do. They're all in tuxes. They're all in suits. And so I appreciated his jacket and I liked that he did the sunglasses with it. So I was like, I never do this, but I think you have a really nice outfit on. I met Bowen Yang for the first time. I've never met him before. With Matt Rogers, who I've...

I need to go on Last Call Teresa's yesterday. Like, I need a proper 60-minute sit-down with those two men because the yapping, the... We immediately were like...

who are each other in the duo obsessed like i am matt and you are bowen like it's like it was so clear but i have to say like they are so cute so talented the tea is that my friend hayley not hayley bieber hayley nicola you guys all know from my bachelorette and he listens to every episode of giggly squad shout out hayley what's up i know you're talking back to me like i'm talking to you and freaking everyone out in the subway so shh

She bartended with him back in the day. With Bowen? No, with Matt. With Matt. Oh my God. So they worked together. Wait. So it just like such a cool full circle moment. What a New York City like thing. Yes. Also Amelia de Moldenberg.

Has been like so supportive of us since day, since my comedy, since day one. Actually, I want to say, I want to bring something up about that. So supportive of us. Kelty from E! News. Shout out Kelty. So supportive. Like it's very rare that you meet women in your industry, no matter what your industry is, that are like active.

actively supportive like kelsey dm'd me like before and was like good luck today and i was like good luck to you today like never forget that when like women do that we really wanted to ask just um jesse eisenberg and nate bargetti about tampons we didn't because we were respecting the balance um i know nate from like the comedy worlds okay do you know his dad was a is a magician okay and he opens for him on tour

you're kidding me no what kind of magic i don't know shout out david blaine you guys have never done david blaine youtube that's what you should do tonight you know what there's actually like a couple years ago there was a magic show in new york city that everyone was like did you go to the magic show wait i remember i did it once yeah it was like hard to get a table it was hard to

Yeah. Everyone was like going there on dates. My wallet disappeared. And I was like, did you like, have you gone and seen it? And I was like, no, because I was fucking cool in high school. Like, what are you talking about? No, I didn't go to a magic show. Also, side note, don't love the animals. What are the rabbits? Okay.

did the rabbit want to be a part of the show is the rabbit getting paid not a single dove is there being compensated these doves are too pretty like what is the labor laws for the doves no look at us trying to come from he had labor laws the other day she should she didn't do his goddamn thing she wasn't even they were like actually we don't need her in the shot and i was like okay i don't care she doesn't care either i do have to say daphne in a green room at radio city

No. Passed out, loving life, had her own chair and glam team. If I'm ever like, what's the energy I want to bring to the function? It's Daphne in a green room. It's like, I need my own chair and I might fall asleep. We're just, this whole pod is just us name dropping, but that's, this is the pod to do it, right?

Yeah, I mean, we didn't become friends with any of them, so it's not like... Trust us, we're not different. We're not different. They still don't know who the fuck we are. No one gave us their numbers. No one was like, you guys are really cool, let's hang out. The only one, Kazzy David. Yeah, well, that's our girl. That's our girl. Wait, Rachel Zegler...

actually can you redeem me for a second we said to me page hannah and i are friends and i know she embarrassed you and she yelled my name but i actually like i do like her and i was like okay i'm just looking out for you so we did it for two hours my feet no i couldn't stand gushing blood and i'm like okay we're at like the coolest party of the century like we should stay and then i was like

oh, but everyone's human and my feet hurt. So I have to go home. I do have to say I've never respected you more. We're at this party. By the way, we're dead sober. But like, I'm just in my people watching era. Like it was crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I got to see Coco Gauff, which was like big for me. No. Yeah. You yelled at her in the line. I did yell at her. And I got removed. She's like security. Yeah.

So we're best friends now. No, she actually was really, because we have a mutual friend and whatever. It was a moment. You were like, let's get out of here. And I was like, I can stay longer. But we did have a flight in three hours. Yeah. I was like, I have to pack. I have to go home. My crush of the whole party. Didn't get to meet him. Literally just stared at him. Oh, you're putting it out there. You're manifesting. I'm putting it in the universe. Brandon Skelner. I don't know if that's how you say his last name. He's in a, then I was like, wait, I know him from something else. He's in this, this is a, no.

It ends with us. He plays Atlas. But I was like, no, I know him from another show. He's from the show I watched 1923, which is like the prequel to Yellowstone. When you watched the show, were you into him? A hundred percent. But I like never knew his name. And then I saw him and it ends with us. And I was like, oh, yeah, he's so fucking hot in person. This man is tall.

I was not expecting it. I literally, my whole body like shut down when I saw him. I was like, that's the hottest guy I've ever seen. So this is what's interesting coming from you because he's light eyes, light hair. I know. Which you like a guy with like a good jawline. I like a strong jaw. He's not a blonde. I think when he was growing up, he was a blonde. That's what's giving.

whatever i think he's so good looking i think he's a great actor did you try to find him at all i did i feel like you didn't put any effort into it no i put he also was like waiting for something he was like waiting to take his pictures but i didn't like no but like he could have gone he was like waiting for his publicist or something yeah he was standing there for a long time yeah and i was like is he trying to talk to you but you were gone you left

At one point, it was like after the rehearsal, you left and I was just standing there and I was like, sorry, she left. And then he was asking about you. No. Hannah, I just got really upset. No, I will say I did go home and like try and look him up on Instagram. I don't think he has an Instagram. Well, that's hot. That's hot. I was like, wait, that's so fucking hot. Anyway. So that was your crush of the night. So that was my crush of the night. Who was your best dressed?

Okay, my best dress of the Oscars was Felicity Jones. She was wearing this, like, silver, it almost looked like a wet dress that had, like, a bow. I loved that. And then my best dress at Vanity Fair, controversial. A lot of people didn't like it. I loved Zoe Kravitz. Mm-hmm. I loved it. Oh, yeah. I thought it was so cool. You would look so good in that dress. Like, with the little peekaboo, like, butt. And the polka dots. Like, it just felt, like, fun. Yes. Um...

another one people weren't loving kim kardashians i liked it oh yeah i thought she looked great who else did i like um who was the girl zoe deutsch when she came in she was like one of the first people we saw yeah she just like radiated i thought her dress was cool wait we met chrissy teigen and john legend yeah and i i made a good comment what'd you say i looked at john legend i said has anyone ever told you you have a really good voice

And he laughed. He did giggle. I told him his outfit was giving Dune, and Chrissy was like, ugh, I know.

she's so funny the two of them but they love like you could tell they have so much fun together yeah you can tell they like each other you can tell in a relationship when like you talk to them that they're disconnected or like they just had a fight in the uber yeah they like are in on every joke together like i love that they're like friends yes you know and they've known each other for fucking ever they've been through so much i like them together a lot i know no one asked let me give you my best dressed

We had, sorry, something came out of my throat. Lymphatic drainage is working. It was God being like, we don't care about your best questions. Shut up. Stop. I'm obsessed with Schiaparelli. Ariana Grande's dress, I couldn't get my eye off of it. No. You didn't like it? No, I actually, I did like it and I thought it was like, that was perfect for the movies she's promoting. Yeah. Okay, look, I know I talk a lot of shit about musicals because like, they're not for me specifically, but

I feel, oh, Cynthia Erivo's Vanity Fair dress. I loved it. That was so cool. She was there. We missed her at the Vanities. Yeah, we missed her. I feel really bad for the Wicked Girls. So there's this thing where one, I don't think, I don't know who's voting. I forget. It's not the Academy. Or maybe it is the Academy. Yeah. No, yeah, it's the Academy. It is fine with the Academy. They don't respect musicals. There's also something about if your movie does too good, it's considered less cool. So honestly, but look, I'm going to be honest.

It's about the nomination. Awards is a shit show. Like, it's all, there's so many politics and random things and this happens and press. I mean, so happy for Mikey Madison, but like, that is what the substance is about. Yeah, that was funny. Like, that I just feel like is kind of so insane. It's like,

Okay, so Demi Moore literally lost to a younger version of herself. It's funny with the Oscars. I feel like they either give it to the up and coming or they give it to the older person who should have won it before, but they didn't give it to them. I was rooting for Demi and Cynthia. Yeah, I was rooting for them too. Mikey now, I'm so excited to see what she's going to do and leverage and all the different roles she's going to have. No, she's going to pop off.

Also her name's Mikey, which is just like really cool. - I wonder if that is her-- - Real name? - Yeah, is that like her real first name? - No, it's Michelangelo. - Wait, in an interview at some point? Oh, and also, yes, of course I did Hannah's spray tan for Vanity Fair, but let me tell you what this woman did to me. She came, you, you're the one.

If I meet this woman, look me in the eye, bitch. You. Hannah came to me the night before. Okay. And I said, I can touch up your spray tan. All I need you to do is exfoliate. I have exfoliator. If you need to come to my room and get it, you may. I don't believe in exfoliation. But shower prior to coming to me. It's like Bluetooth. I don't believe in it. So she shows up to my room, sweaty. Splotchy. Splotchy. She goes, I didn't exfoliate.

that if I don't? And I was like, okay, I mean, I'm just gonna have to see. Elsa was dealing with a pregnancy at the time. Okay, so was I. Okay, so was I. Okay.

Neither of us are pregnant. We were so excited until the Gigglers were both pregnant. No, Hannah's like coming up with scenarios like, wait, this is actually going to be perfect. I'm like, I know for 100% fact I'm not pregnant. So you come to me splotchy. She's like, look, it's only chest up is all I have to do. I didn't even really have to do her arms. But as I'm doing it, I can see the splotches.

You know, I'm like, you're just making certain parts darker. I'm like, this is not my best work. I'm trying to buff it out. Like I'm trying to do anything. I love when you take your paintbrush out. Yeah. Cause she's so focused. We, okay. We're done. We go to bed. We wake up the next morning. I'm petrified to text you. Cause I'm like, I know that her spray tan looks crazy.

Crazy. And you know that I haven't even checked it. Yeah. But you woke up and it was actually, you showered and it was fine. And it looked great. No, you never have failed with a spray tan. You're incredible. I think you should launch your own spray tan line. But I'm just saying. Honestly, one day I think I should. And I think you know how to do it right. I think it should come with one of your paintbrushes. I've already thought about it. Oh, my kit would be phenomenal. Can't wait for the PR box on that. What would we name it?

Painted by Paige. Painted by Paige. Okay, it's a little corny. Well, can I be in on it? Yeah. Okay. I'll be an investor. Okay. It could just be painted. Yeah, just painted. Cute.

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Talk to you next time. Bye.

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