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What is up, Giggly Squatters? Yes, we're back. We're back. We have eaten a lot this week, and we are carb-loaded and ready to pop off. Do you get, like, when you eat a lot and then you take a nap, do you get, like, the sweats? Oh, I don't know. Do you? Yeah.

I think that's called meat. That's called meat. But OK, but it's like it happens even if I'm not eating meat. I have this weird where like if I fall asleep on the couch, I have to get up and immediately take off all my clothes.

like i can't yeah like if i fall asleep with socks on it's like someone you over yeah someone personally attacked me well i'm a burner but i'm actually i like to sleep when it's just like if it's hot i can't just got i know i used to do it a lot and i stopped because like my friend punched me in the face when i made those kind of jokes people like are you cold i'm like no i'm a burner and they'd be like no you're a fucking loser

I sent you a meme this morning. Paige and I really just send memes to each other. We don't even talk anymore. Except when we have the podcast. But it was like me as a friend and just like, sorry, I was napping. Sorry, I was sleeping. Sorry, I was taking a long nap. Sorry, I was taking a short nap.

We are always napping. We're always napping. So when people are like, wake up at 5 a.m. to conquer your dreams. No. Shut up. If I woke up at 5 a.m., I would sleep all day because I'd be like, I woke up at 5. Yeah. Exactly. If I woke up at 5, everyone would know it. I would tell everyone. Like, if I don't have 9 to 10 hours, bitches, I'm functioning. I can't. Also, I just want to let people know I am functioning today, even though I sound like I'm hungover. I'm just on my second Invisalign tray. Okay.

So bear with me. Wow, good for you. I need to like start mine and stop stopping it. Yeah, you keep like losing it? No, I just like stop doing it because commitment is really hard for me. And we'll unpack that later for you. Thank you. But it is your season. And by your season, I mean it is shopping season. Oh, yeah. I have terrible shopping anxiety. Like I'll walk into Forever 21 and just get hives immediately. But you are like an artist when it comes to shopping. It really is my craft, I would say. Okay.

Like you have an eye for things. I don't also get scared like spending money. I think it's an anxiety thing where I feel like if I spend money, it's like I don't love myself. So I'm not worth it. So if I spend money on myself, it's like, I don't know. It's dark. That's really dark. But lately I've been letting myself spend more money because it's like even if you're not doing well, even if you're broke, you still have your necessities and you

Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I don't grocery shop ever. Like if you find necessities, we mean, do you have retinol? Seriously, do you have the proper eye under eye cream before you go to bed? I do. But in my refrigerator, I'll tell you exactly what I always have. LaCroix.

And ketchup. And a soy sauce occasionally. Like just a random soy sauce. Yeah, like just the packet. Not the... In the packet. Yeah. I'm not fancy. I'm not getting the jar or whatever. I'm the same way because we're minimalist. However...

With shopping, I feel like this holiday season and with Black Friday, you get harassed with all these emails from all these brands. Dude, but how good does it feel to unsubscribe? You read my fucking mind. I was about to say, how therapeutic is it? This is our mental health moment. We go right in. To unsubscribe from all these places that you're like, snip, snip, bitch. I did not...

Clip, clip, as Dorinda would say, I did not want to sign up for you. I don't remember signing up for you and you're out of my life now. I think the most passive aggressive I am during the day is when I'm unsubscribe and they say, why? And I'm like, why? I'm going to tell you exactly why. Because I've never shopped here. I didn't sign up for these fucking emails. Who's ever reading it in customer service is like, okay, take a Xanax, bitch. Do you type in other? You probably do.

Click other and you go. I have before. Because your brand is fucking ugly. Your emails are not creative. Get a new marketing director. Understand what the customer wants because you're just like me, me, me, me, me, me all the time. And because you made it so hard for me to unsubscribe to this, I had to scroll down. Then I had to answer questions. Fuck you. Just unsubscribe me.

Also those places that are like, oh, we're going to put it really, really small, like in between a sentence on the bottom. I'll find that shit. I will find it. Like if they say find the crosswalk in these four boxes, I can't find it, but I can find the unsubscribe anywhere. I still know where my boyfriend was September 25th, 2014. Like if you think I'm not finding that and unsubscribing, you're wild out of your damn mind.

There's also apps where you could do a mass unsubscribe. I haven't researched it, but I do think people should look into that and let us know if you find it. Side note also, when they're asking if you're a robot or not, you're a robot. I guess I am a robot. I am a robot because this doesn't make any fucking sense. How's a robot going to ask me, have the audacity to ask me if I'm a robot? Bitch, you're a robot. And then some of them are actually...

are actually really hard when they're like type in these like letters and numbers and I'm like I don't I'm a human and I don't know if that's a six

or an ass like or when they'll be like which one of these photos have a bush and you're like is that a rose petal bush or is that a weed or is it like i don't know my fucking i don't know what kind of small tree could be a small tree click the crosswalks and then you forget to click one and they're like let's try it again click the stop signs i'm like fuck you and you're always just trying to do the stupidest thing it's never something that's actually productive in your life but talk about being productive

They're the, one of the classic places we shop on Black Friday and for shopping for, it's funny because when you shop for Christmas, it means like also one for you, one for me. For sure. It's like when you're cooking, if, I mean, I just started cooking two days ago, but like you eat a little, you cook a little, you eat a little. You're a domesticated house cat.

that house cat that's amazing i think that is my new instagram bio when you left earlier to get something i stared behind you to see if that was a real cat or not for like a solid two minutes we have a fake cat um i got a gift someone got me a gift

As a cat, people love getting me cat gifts. It's gotten to the point where I'm like, we get it. I like cats. So where are the main places we shop? I like Nasty Gal. I love Nasty Gal. I'm really on a Pretty Little Thing kick right now. They're always having sales. Nasty Gal's always having sales also. Obviously, Zara. I like to look at Urban Outfitters, but...

Just for Instagram, but not actually buy it because it's too expensive. Oh my God. Last night I was online and I'm looking for a specific type of jacket and I haven't seen it anywhere, but I've made it up in my head. I know exactly what you mean. So I do that a lot. I'm like, okay, I need this type of shoe for this outfit.

And my mom, that's why you need a fashion line. Yeah. My mom will be like, where'd you see that shoe? And I'm like, nowhere. I made it up in my head and I need to find it. So I put myself on these like MacGyver. And then you start Googling it. You're like blue, but you can't describe it because you don't actually know what they call it. So I'm really in the market for like a short leather jacket that has fur around the cuffs and the collar. But it's a specific type of like shearling fur that I want it to be like long. Yes.

So I can't black, black, sheer black and a black leather, maybe even a patent leather. And I found one on Urban Outfitters that was blue. It was like baby blue and it was a thousand dollars. And I was like, and what? Oh, excuse me. We're old urban. How dare you? It like kind of copies.

smaller brands that are like cool yeah and then makes it like mass produced and then also charges like it's a small brand so i have and they also sometimes sell like here's like this sock with a hole in it and you're like but but what like why why do i need this sock with a hole in it also people get mad at me because they'll be like what do you want

for the holidays and I'll be like I don't know and then they're like what are you doing and I'm like shopping jewelry on my phone and they're like what can you I'm like no this is for me you know what it feels better when you bought it for yourself because you're like I know what I want I'm getting it for me and you you figure it out I'm not telling you what to get for me figure it the fuck out like at age 28 my mom is still like send a Christmas list which I do

I email her one every year with links and like sizes. So it's just like very easy for her. She should thank me. Since I'm starting this journey as a domesticated cat, I told my mom I want cookbooks. And then she found out that I bought myself a bunch of cookbooks. And she was like, what if we get the same cookbook? And I was like, bitch, there's so many cookbooks. And we got in a whole fight because she was like, then why'd you buy cookbooks if you want me to get cookbooks? And I'm like, figure out your cookbooks that you think I would like.

The classic cookbook debacle of 2020. Debacle. Classic. I'm looking at the emails I've been getting. Forever 21, actually, I'm going to say I like it more than H&M for cute tops. I do as well.

H&M for me is really hit or miss it is it is also depending on where you shop in the world it's it's completely different I mean I know most stores change slightly but H&M sometimes I'm like again who hurt you H&M right and Black Friday I think is actually also very good for like makeup and skin products do you know I've actually never gone shopping on Black Friday before

Really? Mm-hmm. So you are the queen of looks for less, and you've never shopped online on Back Friday when everyone's happy daily? No, I've shopped online. I've never, like, gone to a store. Oh, me neither. That's for legitimate maniacs. No, you're, like, a legitimate psycho, I think. You're, like, instead of doing it safely online, I want to gut punch a grandma in Target.

to get what I want. Like in what world am I waking up to go stand with a bunch of people in line? In the cold. In the cold. Right. Like I'm not, I haven't stood in line since 08. Like I'm not standing in line to walk into a Target. You guys, if you're a giggler, we don't stand in line. No. No, no, no, no. Like even if we're at a,

Even if we're getting ice cream, there's a fucking line. We text our boy. We say, do you know the manager at the ice cream place? You know, anyone who works there, their cuz hits up his cuz and he goes, don't worry, go around the side. That's what we do. Were you with me that time in Montauk this summer when Eric had a plug at the ice cream shop?

Yes. And I recently got a plug at an ice cream shop and I literally, it's, I've never been more excited. Like fuck bars, fuck clubs. Fuck any club I've been to. It's this place, Snowflake in Riverhead. And it's like fire. And this guy,

That guy I was playing volleyball with said he's the manager at Snowflake. I sucked up to that motherfucker. I was like, that was a great shot. And he's like, I missed it. And I'm like, it was still really good. I got his number. He probably thinks I want to fuck him. And I'm just like, when I roll up with my mom and dad, and there's a line, I'm going to show them that I'm their favorite child. Wow. I also am looking... Aritzia is too expensive. Sorry, I said it. What is? Aritzia. No, I have a real, real...

Is the word grife? No. Can I just make that up? The real gripe. I don't know. I think that's like a made-up Scrabble word. Yeah, something. This is why we need the gigglers. A real strife? Strife? No. I don't know what it is. I have a real problem with Aritzia. With Aritzia? Oh my God, do tell. No real problem. First of all, astronomical. Astronomical. Astronomical.

Now, if you want to splurge on like a really good pair of leather pants that you know that you are you love this style, you're going to wear them for multiple years, then I say yes, absolutely do it because I've bought in so many stores.

pairs of leather pants at Zara that I'm like these ripped I hate these now like I'm throwing them out there that were like $30. Oh Ritzia has a good pair of leather pants I got them I've never worn them but I've been told they are perfect. If you want to invest yes now on the other hand their tank tops like their spaghetti straps I'm sorry in what situation am I paying $65 for this like you're out of your mind. Go to Zara but you're right there's certain products that you can do looks for less.

As in like a top that you're not going to be like on the dance floor. But there are like splurge items that I think you should invest in like the quality of it. What's your opinion on Nordstrom? Love. Nordstrom rack. Really love. I love how Nordstrom is like, but wait, we're going to add one more word to it and it's going to blow your mind.

Also, Amazon Fashion. Check out Paige's Amazon page. Dude, Amazon crushes that. I actually get a lot of clothes that I wear just from like that's when I Google things that I've made up in my head. Then I just go to Amazon and I type it in. I'm like found it. Yep. I do have one other brand I have an issue with. So Reformation. First of all, just in general, it's so cute online. Their branding is great.

I am curvy, but like, I wouldn't say I'm like a brand should be like, you need to leave this store when I walk in, you know, like they're not like go to Sears. Like I'm normal curvy, you know, like.

felt like legally blonde walking into reformation the bitch was like go to sears because they're no that was mean girls is that me but there are two fashion scenes there's one in mean girls and there's one in legally blonde you know what i'm talking about yeah i know exactly you're talking about both of them but yeah at the same time so we don't have time to talk about separately but i think that reformation the cuts are so straight yeah like when i put on pants like it needs to have some pull or at least

Yeah. Some curvature in it. That's why I literally am obsessed with Fashion Nova jeans. You guys, if you have... You love Fashion Nova. If you have strong thighs, big booty, but like your waist is small compared to like your thighs and butt, Fashion Nova makes sure that there's no like space in your band. Jeans. In your jeans. Yeah. So anyway, Reformation can suck my dick. Why do you not like them? I'm just like...

Okay, so I kind of have like the opposite problem as you. I need...

Okay, no. First, Reformation, I think it's really expensive. Second, I don't think they're doing anything groundbreaking style-wise. And thirdly, I have a very straight body. So if I wear clothes that are super straight, I look like a 12-year-old boy. I can't really wear those slip dresses sometimes because it looks like I have... You feel like a baby doll. No, I look like a boy. I look like a baby boy. That was put in a smock.

Yes. They're like, who is this 12-year-old that, like, is having a gender identity crisis? Yeah, you have to mix, like, textures and sizes and shapes. Where mine is, like, I actually have to wear tighter clothes to show that I have shape and I'm, whatever, this is my own issue. However, I love how probably our managers after this are going to be like, hey, can you not bash every brand that you might work for? Exactly.

Reformation would never want to work with us. No, we know, we have visions, and you're actually good at saying no and just working with brands that you love. Yeah. Now that we're 15 minutes in, we're getting to the good part. We're going to tell you some of our favorite small businesses that we love. And I didn't even, I didn't, like, do research and, like, we're not reading off a list. This is based on brands that, like, over the years we've worked with on Instagram or, like, whatever. So you said you have one. So I have one. It was...

It's like a funny story. So there are these two girls that I grew up with and they, when I tell you,

We would walk into, like, family parties and family functions. And, like, because they were, like, friends of our family. And they would dress so well. And we were, like, the same age. And I would look at my mom at, like, parties and be like, are you kidding me? They have such good outfits. And I would freak out. And my mom would be like, calm down. That's the only time you're jealous. Oh, my God. I was so jealous of these two girls. They're sisters. They're gorgeous. Like, one girl was...

literally looked like a supermodel when we were like seven i didn't register outfits until like last year oh my god i registered it was the first time i ever saw a girl wear a wedge shoe and i was like i'll never forget where i was i was at my uncle's house it was like the summer and i turned to my mom i go what is that shoe what is that she goes that's a wedge like seven year old page just having like a come to jesus moment i was like i need all wedges

Now I want to be caught dead.

But anyway, so they started this like brand of just like comfy sweatshirts and like t-shirts. They're called Casal. That's her last name, Casal. Casal Gals. But they're Italian. So they write all these like funny Italian sayings on like sweatshirts. And they're just like cute. And I think it's like a great gift if you're getting gifts for like your girlfriends or like you just want like a cute little sweatshirt. You don't know when to get someone. So they're really cute. Yeah.

And they are my style icons since age seven. That's an amazing plug because anyone that you admire their style is a big deal. I don't feel like you ever admire people's style. You can appreciate, but you don't admire. It's like I'm not a lesbian, but I can appreciate a hot girl. I can appreciate the spectacle, as Ramona would say. When an outfit's too good, you're like, am I a lesbian? You're a lesbian for outfits.

You go, I would fuck the shit out of your outfit. I'm like, where did you get that? Do you want to get drinks and talk about this? And talk about your decision-making process when you shop.

But guys, during the pandemic, I feel like you're going to spend money on gifts. But money nowadays is not like a lot of businesses are having trouble. And I just I feel kind of tacky just going on Amazon and shopping the whole time, even though we love Amazon. Right. And I will shop. I've been shopping and they've saved my life in many ways. But there are some places that I recommend you guys getting fun gifts. The first one is Eat Me Cookies.

Oh, yes. So there are actually these two like really cute, a lot of female-owned businesses, but these two really cute girls who had reached out and they reached out to Des actually to like send you cookies for something. And I got a cookie. And then now I send all my friends cookies for everything. You were the first one.

I sent Paige a cookie that they say the funniest things. The one that I got said like macaroni in a pot. That's some wet ass pussy. Yeah. On the cookie. And they love it. I sent to you, I said, happy birthday, baby girl. Love Massimo. I mean, it was epic. When I saw that, I literally burst out laughing. Like.

Like could not control myself. That's the kind of reaction you want. You don't want to be that person that gives a gift and then you watch a fake ass reaction. Like I'm a gift giver that I'd rather them

them think it's clever and fun and thoughtful and then them be like oh I needed this or like oh this is expensive she cares about me like that yeah I'm actually which is probably hard to comprehend but I'm actually really bad at giving gifts like really bad it's because you're self-centered yeah I think that's what it is I'm actually so good at giving gifts

You are really good at giving gifts. Because I don't believe that I deserve anything, but I'm like, it's like I give good advice to other people, but then to myself, I'm like, you're a piece of shit. The next place, ooh, another food company. It's called Eat D-E-U-X, and they sent me this cookie dough that is like enhanced with like immunity and protein. Basically, like if you like the texture of cookie dough, it's like healthy. Oh, wow. Yeah.

You basically put it, you can put it into little circles. Okay. Spheres. Okay. I don't know cooking terms. Okay. And you put it in the oven for like 12 minutes and it becomes healthy cookies. Wow. I actually think sending food is like amazing. You know what? I've been sending my friends, like if something good happens to them or like, you're good at that. You're good. Those like flowers that stay for a year.

Like the Venus Du Bois. Yeah, but now there's like companies that it's like it's not like $4,000. Yeah, that's really cute. I love that. I think they're cute. It's like, I think a company needs to come out that's like edible arrangements, but cool. Yes.

I love getting an edible arrangement. Yeah, my mom used to do like Harry and David for people. Like those baskets. Yeah, that's cute. I feel like adults send those. What do you think? So I follow this woman, Selfish Ladies on Instagram. Her name's Kim and I've actually met her and she's fucking awesome. She has this amazing Instagram about how women need to be more selfish about like their emotions and

and their confidence and what they need and what they want to be happy. And she does like life coaching and I think she's like incredible. What do you think about getting someone like three or four life coaching sessions? Is that insulting? Depends on context. Like if I gave it to like a friend who knows I hate them, they'd be like, you fucking cunt. Hannah, if I opened a gift and it said you have four free life coaching sessions...

If your parents got it for you, I'd be like, oh my God. They'd be like, we failed you. So get professional help.

I think that's so insulting. Okay. My mom used to say that it's also insulting to get someone makeup. But now I feel like that's like, no, like that's fine. You can get people makeup. I could see if someone got me like a foundation being like, you need to match the right foundation because it's been off this whole time. If I got you like the, what's the Kim Kardashian thing? Like the master class. Like I got you a ticket. I'm like, why don't you figure it out? Learn.

Actually, I do think Masterclass and Skillshare stuff is cute. No, I'd actually like that. You get me one that's like how to do iPhone photography. Wait. Learn how to take a fucking picture. Can we start a tradition that we get each other things for our birthdays that are really insulting? Because that's hilarious. I love that so much. We're doing that. Okay, starting 2021, your birthday is first. I'm going to get you something so insulting.

I can't wait. And then we just started doing it randomly. We do like a ton of workout classes all the time. And you're like, stop it. This next gift is actually pretty interesting. It's my ex-boyfriend's company, Armand, who we love. Oh, yes. I know. Yes. I love these. Does he talk to me anymore? No. But do I still support him? Yes. Armand still watches my Instagram stories. And I feel like silently I'm like, you are a good one. We're sorry. Yeah.

Be like, I can't say anything to you, but all I want to say is thank you. Literally, I, like, mentally talked. I'm like, thank you for watching. You were his number one stan. I just always thought he was so nice. He was so nice to me. That's why I liked him. And he had great style. He did have really good style. But, like, obviously, like, I loved him. But, like, he was, like... You think Luke was mean to you? I'm just kidding. No.

Luke literally told me to go fuck myself. Go pick up some outfits, Paige. Go pick up some outfits in your room, Paige. When he said that, that was good, though. That was pretty good. Like, in that moment, I was like, damn, he got me. Don't show it. Don't show it. And I go, don't you ever speak about Paige's fashion sense.

remember I literally did that you can fuck any girl you want what you're not gonna do is talk about Paige's outfits and I was like that is my best friend I literally said that I was like literally pull a train in front of me of women come for Paige the whole table was like like I remember at one point Carl goes yeah you didn't want to say that you didn't want to say that I was like you went too far you really didn't know the extent

Anyway, we're like, that's the moment that we went too far. We flipped tables and that's the moment that we went too far. Someone said something about Paige's outfit. I'm like, yeah, everyone knows it. He goes, why don't you go wear some wedges? You were like, why don't you go wear one of those little purses that you can't even fit anything in? I've been shot. And he's like wearing a bandana.

Okay, so anyway, we loved Armand mainly because of his fashion sense, and he started this brand called Artifact, A-R-T-E-F-A-C-T dot N-Y-C, and it is the best shoes for a guy in your life. I got them for my brother, my dad. I want to get it for other people. It's the best shoe for a guy. They really are. They're really cool.

Like, all the guys in Summer House wear them. They're amazing. They're affordable, and they kind of remind me of, like, Saint Laurent shoes. They're really good. I have one. Yeah. So, everyone always asks, because I have three holes on each ear. So, I'm always wearing, like, hoops in one of them, and then, like, a bunch of studs, and then I have, like, hangy chain ones. Mm-hmm. So, I get all of my cute earrings from, it's called SoFlo Jewels. Mm-hmm.

And I wear like a lot of those bracelets. They have a lot of really cool rings. It's hard for me to get rings because my fingers are so skinny.

It's so funny because my fingers are so chubby. Yeah. I'm like a six and a half, seven. And sometimes I don't have half sizes. Have you noticed that? Yeah, it's hard. It's really hard to get rings. I get a lot of my rings on Amazon just because my fingers are so small. I also realized that your ears are straight up just a dominatrix chamber. You're like, if you want chains and whips. We have ear cuffs. I love ear cuffs. Ear cuffs are my favorite. Do they work? Because I feel like they fall off.

No, you like squeeze them really tight to like your ear because I'm too scared to get my... Like every night I've gone out with an ear cuff, I've never found it in the morning. Yeah. One time I was out and I like put my hair behind my ear and one of my guy friends was like, why did you do that? And I was like, but don't I look so edgy? Like I like work...

You know, I like I work in art. And he's like, if you want to be more interesting, get an ear cuff. So you read my mind. I was about to actually give my two jewelry companies because you can get Forever 21 necklaces and rings. But like they I literally broke break at the day of like, I don't know if I'm to my low muscular stubby fingers, but.

I break it so easily. So I love Ana Luisa. Have you heard of Ana Luisa? No. It's like a little more expensive. It's like $40 to $70. And I got one of those like croissant rings. Oh my God, so cute. I love them. I'm obsessed with them. So Ana Luisa is for like a nice gift, but then like more affordable stuff. I like this place, Blue Moon Co, B-L-U-U Moon Co. And they have just like

all the stylish pieces i was laughing because you remember that vine like oh you made you almost made me drop my croissant do you remember no but i do know that i do judge people by how they say croissant if anyone knows that vine it's hilarious it's like some guy scaring his friend and he goes oh you almost made me drop my croissant so funny and when you said croissant ring i like played it in my head and like started laughing how do you pronounce it when you go to a bakery

croissant i say croissant it's because i'm cultured though bougie ass no but i don't say croissant i don't go qua i just go croissant interesting so it's like in between and for people who didn't hear the difference there was a difference we're so stupid we forgot to promote our merch oh my god guys

We literally were just talking before we started recording. We were like, we had so many more ideas for merch. And we were like, yes, we're going to do this, this. And we'll start the podcast talking about merch. Totally flew out the window. So we dropped merch. Our first merch launch was...

was fun but messy it was messy we got it done it was a learning experience but we loved it we loved it we loved the stuff but now we're with this new company who made the most amazing products we have our allegedly gear we have our giggly squad graffiti gear and we have our like kind of like pablo-ish giggly squad outfits stop and then we have

We have cases. We have our Legendary League notebook. We're obsessed with it. So buy that shit for your family. And we're already talking about ideas for a new merch drop because we've taken everything that you guys have said into consideration, like from the color to the style. Basically what we're saying is further fucking more is coming. Some things are too girly. Yeah, further fucking more is coming. And Manifest, that shit is also coming. So yes.

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As, oh, oh, this is, I need to ask you this. As someone who's dating someone older, what are your thoughts on people hating us? My thoughts are that if you are over 26, that means your brain is fully formed and you can date guys. Guys' brains like never fully formed, but as a woman after 26, literally,

Literally, girls, if you're single, look in the 40s, look in the 50s. Those guys are fucking. Also, guys like simmer down in their 40s. Like they don't get upset about the same things. They're just mature. They're trained. They've made tons of mistakes that women have yelled at them for. So they're not going to make it again. I'm just throwing that out there. However, when you were, what is she, 19? Her brain is not fully formed. Scott is not a good influence. And I hate it. I think it's bad.

I think it's lame. And if he's trying to make Kourtney jealous, if I was Kourtney, I'd be like, I love the tweet where people are excited about COVID-19 being like, Scott. Yeah. Oh, COVID's 19.

I think it's inappropriate. I think it's inappropriate. And I think it's, I think it's borderline creepy that you could even have sex with a girl who's that young. Like when I see a guy who's under 25, I'm like, Oh, I can appreciate, I can appreciate the spectacle of like a hot guy, but in like real life,

I can't date you because I feel awkward. Well, that's a key term. If you want to have a wild night with a hot 23-year-old, go for it. Go for it. If a guy wants to have sex with a 19-year-old, fine. It's a fun story. But to date? Like, what do they talk about? Dude, what do they talk about? And I...

agree with you a hundred percent that after a certain age as a woman then I think yes you can one thousand percent go older yeah and it'll be fine you're gonna run into like some weird things and you have to be really ready to date someone older I feel like I wasn't because I still like to like you know fuck it up every once in a while Saturday night

But like, I like to fuck shit up. But mentally, you can connect with them. At 19, I mean, I don't even think...

I knew how to spell my name. Same. I still didn't know my social security number. Absolutely not. My dad said if I knew it, I would tell people. So he told me not to remember it. I finally memorized it at like 22. I was like, okay, if I die, I should know this number. If you die, you don't need to know your number. You're dead. Whatever. You know what I meant.

But I'm going to unpack this deeper for another mental health moment. Do you think that Scott is just like ripped apart by the Kardashians and so controlled by them that he's trying to like have some women in his life that he can control? Wow.

Like, I think there's a little bit of like manipulation happening. I mean, I think so. A hundred percent. Like, why does he keep going after these little girls? Cause you know, he comes in and Courtney's like, get your shit together. You're a loser. Stop doing this. Stop doing that. Be a fucking dad. So he wants a young girl who's just like, Oh my God, do you have a Lambo? Yeah. I mean, at 19, you're going to be like, anything to you is going to be cool. Anything they do is going to be cool. Everything they do is right. Yep. You want them to like you so much. Cause they're a fucking adult.

an adult i recently saw this morning that was like wait we just realized a lot of adults are stupid as shit yeah and like we kind of knew that but now it's confirmed like adults are stupid i think you're spot on with that i think he probably likes being like adored and he's so cool and he's older and all of this but i mean she's closer to mason's age than him and i just find that

I just find that so weird. And I'm fine with an age difference, but not when your brain is not fully formed. Okay. I have a question that just popped into my brain. What if it was reversed and she was 37 and he was 19? No, that is even worse. Cause like guys when they're 19 are straight up squirrels, like squirrel brains. That's so weird. What would you talk to a 19 year old boy about? What would we talk to a 19 year old boy about? I, I,

One of my guy friends is two years younger than me, and I always act like I'm his babysitter. I love how any guy younger than me, you're always like, he's like 12. He could be a day younger than me, and I'm like, he's 12. He's so cute, but like...

I think I was wrong. The only boys that I want to talk to are guys who haven't hit puberty yet. Like, you know, like, I was babysitting an 11-year-old kid recently, and, like, they haven't gotten fucked up by society yet, and they're so pure. And I'm just like, let's talk about, like, the meaning of life. But, like, once they hit puberty, like, men just... Yeah. Ugh. They just want to destroy things. I know.

A thousand percent. I mean, I think you can have an age difference and really get along with that person. Oh my God. Yes. But you're still like in the developmental stages. No. Yeah. If you're that young, I think after 25, then like, yeah, you, if both of you are after 25, then you can figure it out. Like things work. But to be 19, I mean, you don't know anything. When you're in a relationship, you want to feel like you learn from each other and you like make each other better. Yeah.

How do you, what is a 19-year-old boy going to teach me? Nothing. That my skin isn't perfect anymore? No. Like, you're not a project manager. I don't want to date a guy whose skin is better than me. No, I can't. Like, you would get so jealous. I would get so mad. What's next?

Okay. Wait, let's talk about this. We didn't talk about this. When the girl from Love Island, remember Megan? Yes. Oh my God. With the, with the Instagram message from Scott about like her being mean to E.L. Who is dating Delilah, Amelia's older sister. First of all, E.L. was a dick.

For people who have watched it, Megan did nothing wrong. But the fact that Scott is now watching it, I feel like maybe Amelia made a side comment. Like, oh my God, she was so mean to y'all. And then he went on like,

it seemed like a drug fueled rant. I feel like allegedly this was drug fueled. I feel like they were probably at like a dinner or something and they were just like talking about reality TV and him being on it and him saying like, yeah, like I could have like gone further or something with like Megan, whatever. Or like I could have made it whatever. And,

And then I feel like Scott was probably like, you know, it would be hilarious if I messaged her. Like, she'll freak out. Oh, so you think it was funny? I think he meant it in like, I'm going to be a dick and like, see what this girl says. Because when he first messaged her, and this is a classic girl move that I have used a million times. Okay. He first messaged her and said like, hey, I have a question for you. She messaged back and said, hey, you.

which is a subtle like flex. I have texted back so many guys in my lifetime, like a, Hey you. And that I feel like shows like, Hey, like it's kind of flirty, but I'm still just saying, Hey,

Okay, that is such a great observation because hey you is such a flirt because no one says hey you. They go, hey you. That's how you say it. But when reading it out, no one can get mad at you because you're like, I said hey you. But the way you say hey you is hey you. Yes. So she literally thought Scott Disagwanda fucked her and then he went in on her and she was just like, shit. And then she blasted him.

blasted him which i appreciate but then he posted like some tiktok of like this girl reading the messages and like laughing hysterically she's like this is why i love the internet and he posted that tiktok oh so he he's i mean scott disick has a great sense of humor he really does i think he's hilarious i like him i think he's like probably fucked up in the head yeah also he's only 37 yeah 37 it's like i mean i'm 29 37 is like young to me

Yeah, 37. Now at 28, I think 37 is young. It's actually a good age. I mean, it's a good age for guys, I feel like. Yeah. You know, if I was 37, I'm out here dating 19 year olds. That's when you would gift me the life coaching classes. Like just look at TikTok if you're getting like 19 year old cravings and then like leave it at that.

Now, I have one guy on TikTok that I'm really obsessed with recently, and he is 19. Okay. Is that the one who you sent getting out of the car? Yes. Some girl posted the funniest TikTok going, bro, we have an assignment due tomorrow. We have a group assignment due. Stop flexing on TikTok.

your fucking email we have a chemistry test tomorrow like it was so funny I love him I would be so mad if he was in my group project though and like he's just blowing up on tiktok posting shirtless videos and like he hasn't done shit

I feel like I didn't have any like really hot guys in one of my classes. I had one class with a really hot guy who sat next to me and it was hard to work. And we didn't speak the entire class like that entire semester. And then I saw him like senior week and I was like, I have a crush on you.

And that's just a little bit about me. What'd he say? He said, I have had a crush on you. That's crazy, but also makes me so upset. This is why like sometimes girls make the first move. He was just waiting for a sign from you and you wouldn't do it. And I wouldn't do it. And then...

I was like, am I really going to be at this party and he's not going to say anything to me? And I like texted my friend to see if he was going to be there. And then when he was there, I went up to him and I was just like, what's up? I have a crush on you. I love college crushes because you're not confident enough in yourself.

to like actually date someone in college or like you don't know if you really want a boyfriend yet. Like you're just so confused in college about yourself and you're like, I don't even know about penises. But I remember there was a guy who sat next to me. No, he sat in front of me in this music class and it was like a 10 a.m. class and he drank Mountain Dew at 10 a.m.

Hannah. But he was like a surfer bro. Like he had like long hair and like he was just, he was so cute. Like big blue eyes. Was he blonde or brunette? Like blonde, like, like Sandy Brown. Okay. And he just had, oh, he was just so hot. And I called him Mountain Dew Boy to my friends. Never spoke to him once, but like loved that man. Wait, I love having names. This guy that I'm talking about to my friends, I used to call him Bar Boy.

because he was just like he's like that classic guy that would be like at the end of the bar like with his friend and i like didn't know his name for a while i was like you know like bar boy if you don't have a nickname for the guy you don't really have feelings for him absolutely not also it is so much more fun to just have a crush like okay back in the day when we went on what not yachts way worse than yachts um

Don't remind me of this. Cruises. I've never once been on a cruise. Okay, so I went on a cruise when I was like 16. Okay. And it turns out it was kind of fucking boring because it was just like my family and you couldn't like drink because I was 16. And my parents, I don't know. It was fun, but I was kind of bored. So the second day, my mom and I saw like this hot guy. And my mom helps with all my endeavors because she's bored too.

We decide we're obsessed with him. We spend the whole fucking trip trying to find him again. Like everywhere. Like my dad knows about it. Like it's a full on. Everyone's in on it. Everyone's in on it. Everyone's doing recon. Everyone's doing recon.

Because, like, you know, you're out, you're at the hot tub, you're like, where is this guy? But it's a pretty big cruise. So then third to last day, we go to one of those performances that are super cheesy and he's sitting behind me. And I know, like, I might not see this man again. Like, he's not a man, he's a boy. I'm like, this is my time. And I looked at my mom and I was like, let's get into action. So I turned around, I was just like, what's up? We end up, like, spending the night, like, kind of hanging out. Turns out he's a fucking weirdo.

I mean, obviously, what are the chances that he's just like amazing? He was so hot, but so weird. And then like we kissed and then he became like obsessed with me. And we were hiding from him the next two days. And my dad is like, I don't understand women. Literally. We woke up and my dad, I was like, dad, if you see him, we have to run. And he's like, this is the guy you were obsessed with. And I was like, yeah, we're not anymore. We were straining order. We hate him.

What is that? I mean, it's just so much fun to make up in your mind. Like I am the queen of projection. Like I would rather not get to know you and just like see your face on Instagram and be like, you are perfect. We would be obsessed with each other. There's hope in life. Like hope is way more fun than reality sometimes.

I'm like, what is it? Even like now still, if you don't show me any like attention, I'm like, oh my God, now I love you. I have to obsess over you. And my friends are like, can you stop? I'm like, no, this is my husband. I've already...

I think it's because you create in your mind like this idealistic world and that's what you go off of. When in reality, if you dated this person, you guys would probably fucking hate each other and it would be the worst. But you don't know that yet. Because you've also not had like real relationships or real relationships where

come to such a like basic, like, does your lifestyle match with this person? Like it's really becomes very simple. Like, do you just enjoy having basic conversations? Like all that other pheromone, like fancy bullshit wears off. Right. It becomes like such a basic thing. That's when people are like, I know he lives in Australia. Yeah.

And you're just like, bro, calm down. Then again, Australians are hot. I get it. My number one test, like when I was dating in the dating world, my number one test is and was, can I sit on the couch with you and not have the TV on and talk for two hours? If we can't do that, I don't like you. Do you know how I know I like someone when I get to sit on the couch and I realize we haven't talked for like five minutes? Interesting. Interesting.

because I can fill up space like nobody's fucking business like I can talk to a wall but like when I feel comfortable around someone like me and you do you remember when we started to get into ubers and just be like release and like turn off and just yeah that's like or like show me energy saver yes that's when I knew I was like oh she's family right like people who know me shy know me

Right. But I'm talking about like if you're sitting there and you're on the couch with someone. Yes. And like you have to think like, okay, what should be the next thing we talk about? If I have to think that in my head, like what should we say? No. Then I don't like you. We're done. If it can flow for two hours and you're like, oh my God, we just like talked for two hours. Then I'm like,

Also, my recent rule is, like, if you have to think too hard on what you want to text the man, he's not your person. And I know that sucks to hear because it means you really like them. Wait, wait, wait. If you have to think too hard on what to text them? Like, if you're questioning smiley face or no smiley face, like...

It's okay to question a little in the beginning because you're like maneuvering it. But if you're actually just like basic like personality stuff, like it should just feel natural and you should feel comfortable to be like whatever I say he's going to vibe with. I mean, I think it's just because I have such high anxiety. No matter what text I send to anyone, I'm like right when I press that, I'm like, you idiot. Why would you say like, oh my God. Did you just talk about grilled cheese sandwiches again? Yeah.

Like there's so many times where I'm just like, I would never text me back. I just don't. So I get it. I get it because I'm a high anxiety texter too. So I just don't text. Like I'm just super short. That's how you deal with it. And then it's like, oh, you want to talk to me? FaceTime me. I love, I love that. What else do we have in front page news? Okay. So there was like a lot of debacle with the Grammys and the weekend. So the weekend is going to be the...

Super Bowl halftime performance. And he had a number one song on the Billboard 100 for like 40 weeks. Like he was number one. Blinding Lights? Yes. And he didn't get nominated for a Grammy. And he said that it was because he's doing the Super Bowl. And the president of like the Association for the Grammys was like, that's not what...

what it is and then all these celebrities are coming out and being like like Drake was one of them like there's such a disconnect from impactful music and the Grammys like we like need to do something about this and like I get it if I'm number one and everyone knows my song and then you don't nominate me for a Grammy I'd be like bro

was like what do you have to do and then Nicki Minaj was like oh hey I'm back by the way she lost in 2012 best new artist award to Bon Iver now do you know who Bon Iver is yeah I've heard of him I've heard of him but like do you know who Nicki Minaj is yeah so like basically Nicki was like I lost to a white man for no reason right and

When people were hyped on Nicki in 2012. 2012 when Nicki came, it was game over. And also she was a black female rapper who people were obsessed with, which is so hard to break into. It's so crazy because here's a tidbit of information. When I first heard Nicki Minaj, it was the song Bedrock.

I'll never forget where I was. I was in the car with my high school boyfriend. If you're from Albany, we were driving down Route 9 and I said, is this? And from then on, we were obsessed with her. And that was in like 2000, probably like 2009, 2010. I can make your bedrock. I was in college. When did I show up? Yeah. Okay. So then I was a bar. Yeah. I was a senior in high school, probably.

um anyway to rub in that i'm a couple months older than you like let's calm down oh my god are you planning your retirement party okay what else do we have so okay i've actually always wanted to ask your thoughts on this what are your thoughts on miley cyrus just like in general as a human i think miley's epic i don't think she's perfect but i think that like what she does and that she's different is cool she's probably a narcissist she's probably a little bit off but

I like her. Okay. I've never. And I think she's really talented. Interesting. Have you seen her sing Jolene? Yeah. No, I know. I know. Like, I get it. Like, I think she's great. I think she's way more talented of a singer than a lot of people who are famous singers. And I think she's way more talented than I could ever be. I've just never like sold on her, you know, like people are obsessed with her and I'm like, yeah, no, like I like her.

People are speculating like her new album that's out. And one of the songs is called WTF Do I Know? And everyone's saying that it's about Liam Hemsworth and that like she thought she was going to be with him forever. And then there's a line that's like maybe getting married just to cause a distraction. Yeah.

I just love Liam Hemsworth so much. I don't know. Oh, you know what? I always forget him when people are like, who's your celebrity crush? Liam Hemsworth is up there. He's so up there. Him and his brother. See, Liam's my number one. His brother I could do without. I think Liam is one of the hottest guys ever. And it's crazy because I'm not really into blondes. But I'm into Liam Hemsworth. Liam's not blonde. I mean. He's lighter. He's actually. Okay, like him and Armie Hammer. Could you imagine that sandwich? Yeah.

Yeah, those are both light. I know. I think I subconsciously just like you've heard me talk about it so much that you're just suddenly like, yeah. I'm like, get your Anglo-Saxon ass over here. Your blonde hair and your blue eyes. Okay. Next. People evolve. Mental health moment. People evolve. Okay. Here's a good one. Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly made their like couple debut. Debut.

On the red carpet. She has a tattoo and people are thinking it's for Machine Gun Kelly and it's in Spanish. It's in Spanish and it says El Pistarello.

Someone did not pass Spanish in sixth grade. Anyway, which in Spanish is shooter, a.k.a. Machine Gun Kelly. And they're saying she did it in Spanish because they met in Puerto Rico when they were filming their movie Midnight in the Switchgrass.

Thoughts on getting a tattoo for a boyfriend? No. Thoughts on getting a tattoo? No. Like, I have no tattoos because, no. I just... No, like, the shit I liked... Like, think of the music you liked last year. And then when that song comes on, you're like... Like, that's what I think a tattoo is. Like, it's cool for a second. Like, think of even, like... No, I just don't need... I just feel like my body...

People have enough issues with their body. Like just like I'm trying to just love my body for what it is and not trying to like add or take away things.

And then the whole boyfriend thing, like it's a fun podcast story, but like I have other fun podcast stories. I don't need to be like, so I got a thing that said this guy, then I had to cover it up because I'm a fucking idiot. Like I'm just like over it. She also has a tattoo on her hip that says Brian, which is so funny to me because I think Brian is such like a funny, just like basic ass guy name. And she's like, Brian. They like go in one sexual position. He's like switch sides. And she's like, why? And he's like, I can't have Brian looking at me during this.

I don't know. I do like the idea that she did like a Spanish thing because it could easily just you could just change the meaning of it. Like, oh, it reminds me of a shooting star. Right. Oh, my God. So perfect. One last thing. I feel like getting a name of a guy on you is equivalent to a long Instagram caption. Like you're trying too hard and you have to try too hard and force them feel like you have to prove your love by getting a tat on your chest of someone's name. It's not going to work.

I also don't want anyone to get a tattoo of my name on them. You know, I don't want that responsibility. Do you remember when Jax got Stassi tattooed on him? Yeah, that's crazy. I think it's sweaty try hard. It's sweaty try hard. If a guy got it, I'd be like, what are you overcompensating for? Like, are you cheating on me? If a guy got a tattoo of my name, I'd think he's cheating on me. I'd say, let me see your phone. Literally hand me over your phone.

I would never get a tattoo. One, because I'm not creative enough to think of like what I would get. Two, my mom would murder my existence. But with that said, I love guys that have tattoos.

yeah but it's never one tattoo like it has to be it has to be a couple i like them like really small i mean i don't want you to have like eagle wings on your back but like a small something like i love it i dated a guy one time who had like not full sleeves but like kind of and when i tell you my mom was horrified

I dated a guy with the worst tattoos in the world. Like bad because of what they were or bad like placement?

Everything. Everything. So this one guy I dated, like, if you look at him, he doesn't even look like he has tattoos, which is, like, if you're going to get tattoos, at least be, like, a tatted guy. It's like a beard guy. Right, right, right. So he has one on the top of his shoulder that was something, like, a tribal thing that he then later on was, like, I can't have a tribal thing on my shoulder. So then tried to make it look like a tree with leaves. No. And it looked so bad. Like, it just looked like a skin rash. And then he just had a random cross on his back.

I can't. I can't. And it's like, we love religion, but like, and he wasn't even religious.

And it just felt like it wasn't hot. Like his tats were just a reminder of like, you're an idiot. No, like an actual idiot. But then if their tats are too good, I feel like they're too artistic for me. Like they're too in touch with their feelings. Right. One of my worst nightmares is probably like staying up till like 2 a.m. with a boyfriend and him like explaining his tattoo to me. You know, like I don't.

I don't want to have that conversation. I don't want to like. Also, whenever you ask, it's always way worse than you thought. Like, it looks cool. And then you're like, where'd you get that? And he'd be like, I was at the frat house. We went to this bar and the name of the bar was Rose Bar. So we got this rose. I'm like, what? That's actually a true story. Great bar. That is a great bar though. A true story. My roommates, Corey and Dave and their other friend all got roses on their body because they love Rose Bar. For Rose Bar?

I swear to God. Wow. And they would go like early so that they'd let the boys in. Cause then at night. Yeah. It's a really hard door. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't want you to show me your tattoo before you get it and like have a full conversation about it. Like, I don't,

What tattoo have you ever thought of getting? Because everyone's like had their one idea if they were. Never. The only time I've ever thought of getting a tattoo is like in college. Me and my best friend were like, we got to get our lips tattooed. And like we were going to get like inside our lip, like say something. Yeah, that's like cute. My one friend got, because like you can't see it. Right. My one friend. No one knows it's there. Put, got, put red lipstick on, kissed a paper and then got her lips on her ass. And it was pretty funny.

Wait, genius and narcissistic. Yeah. But then it turns out you sit on your butt a lot. So it started to like come off and then just like, like it didn't look great later. Turns out you sit a lot more than you think.

Also, my friend, Jera, she has really cool hand tattoos. Like, you know, Hailey Bieber. I think hand tattoos are so cool. But I have, like, nubby fingers and I'm trying to bring attention. Also, I feel like some people, by the way, who have tattoos listening, you kill it. I feel like I look dirty with tattoos. I feel like people would think I'm, like,

trashier than I already am. I've seen girls out before and I'm like, wow, you look so cool in like a sleeve of tattoos. I would look like an absolute idiot. But the fact that some girls can pull off like these trendy, cool, like hip tattoos. I'm like, wow.

Do you know what I wanted? Megan Fox is a girl that could rock a full sleeve of tattoos. You'd be like, she's so hot. Like Megan Fox is a prime example of like, if I could, I would, but I can't. A thousand percent. If I could, I would, but I can't. Yes. I wanted to get Brooklyn, but spelled like Dutch, like Brooklyn, like, like B-R-E-U-K-E-L-E-N. It's like the cool way to spell Brooklyn when like it was first founded. And I wanted it in script under my boob.

I can't tell if that's amazing or the dumbest thing I've ever heard, which is a lot of my life. It's dumb because like right now, like I'm trying to be classy, a classy bitch. And like a guy's hooking up with me and he's like, what's that? What the fuck is that? And I'm like, Brooklyn, it's Brooklyn. It's Dutch, you uncultured swine. Yeah.

the time it was cool but now I'm like oh no I might like want to have a family someday like we also don't talk about that like Megan Fox when she's 75 like she's

You don't want to be like breastfeeding in a few years and just be like, there's just like a gun tattoo on your tit just pointing towards your baby. I only like when guys have tats on their arms and like their chest. Yeah. Like if it's on your back, I probably don't love that. But it's just so hard. Some guys like can't pull off one but could pull off like 100. Yeah.

I don't know. We just don't understand tattoos. Anyway, the story that was all front page news. We have time left just for our what are we binging? Oh, my God. Can we discuss Southern Charm? Yes. Yes. OK. I love talking about it because Austin is one of my good, good, good friends. He's like, we love Austin. We love Southern Charm. And but I don't know a lot about Madison.

I don't either, but I know their Instagram war was insane. Please explain what happened. Let's just take out being on a television show. Yeah. Let's just say that these two people were like normal people in your friend group and they were breaking up.

To attack each other on Instagram stories in your 30s is the craziest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. But we don't even know if they were breaking up. Like what if that's just them in a fight? Just like tear each other apart on Instagram. That's even worse if it's like this is how we feel. I don't even do that with my summer house castmates. Like people that I don't love or have sex with or want babies with or have any affection towards.

Imagine doing that to the person you, like, love on your cast. No. No. Imagine me and you doing that. No. Imagine being, like, interesting, Paige, and I post a photo of, like, you. Oh, my God. Okay, because there's... Oh, my God. Also, like, your best friend...

everything about you. So like if you get into a fight and you wanted to ruin their life, like not even ruin, but like expose their secrets, like yeah, you could. So obviously your boyfriend or girlfriend. Wait, was that a threat?

I feel like you have way more shit on me. You're a domesticated house cat. I'm like out in the wild right now. But their fight was so passive aggressive, which is what made it so good. It literally was like roommates leaving post-its back and forth on the fridge. So explain what happened. So basically he got mad because she did a Budweiser ad.

And then he she posted him saying like yeah do it take the money but he was mad because he has a beer company. But what happened it wasn't it wasn't private at all Madison posted like a bunch of stories like she's gonna do a post because those weren't even sponsored as the one she was posting. Right right right right. She was just posting like I got Budweiser can we take this photo. Yes.

He then reposts what she posted with him being like, wow, you think the people in your life who love you and support you would support you?

Which is hilarious because it's Budweiser. I think it's insane that he got so much. No one's about to be like, wait, I was not going to drink Budweiser and now I am because she posted it. Right, so she's never allowed to drink it. You're not in competition with Budweiser. I just have to say that, Austin, I love you. You're not in competition with Budweiser. But she's never allowed to drink it for the rest of her life? She's not allowed to drink any other beers or promote. I mean, yeah, if she was promoting another small beer brand,

Totally different But also still It doesn't mean she doesn't like your brand It's her being like Hey Just because you like Butterwides Doesn't mean you're not like Red Stripe Or you don't like Stella Well I don't like beer in general Well yeah we would never drink beer It's uncouth We could never date Austin Literally when Austin went on my podcast Brittany and Housewife Pop He was like I was like what do you like to do for fun He was like go to the bar And I was like you are so southern So southern

No, like so Southern. I can't handle it. So then she responds going, oh, interesting, with a screenshot of their text messages of him being like, yeah, take the money. Because you know what? I'm pretty sure that Budweiser is going to pay good money for a single mother. A single mother.

With, I don't know, she does hair and TV. But anyway, let the girl have some money. But also then her posting the screenshot of like a picture. Savage. Savage. But it was on TV and she slowed it down and she screenshotted it and it was like a rolled up dollar. Wait, I didn't see this. I didn't see this. Bruh. Bruh.

Wait, I saw that, but I didn't know it was her. So after that, she posted a screenshot of a rolled up dollar bill. Like it was, it was like in the show, like they were doing like a pan of like his room and it was like all these beers on like a table and a rolled up dollar bill was like, okay. What did she say? She just circled it.

Dude, savagery. Okay, so like he could be wrong in telling her like you can't, like you shouldn't be promoting Budweiser. She just lost doing that. That is so below the belt and low, I feel like. Like, dude, you just called out someone that like you thought you were going to marry. Like, even if we break up and I hate you, I'm not destroying your life ever. I also don't know a lot about their relationship, but I feel like they've been below the belt like the whole time. I mean, that was... So this is just like their standard relationship?

I don't know, but that's crazy. Well, I don't love in a fight when you're fighting about something and then someone takes it next level. I mean, I think putting it on Instagram was the initial taking it next level. Never in my entire lifetime am I...

going to fight with a significant other and like blast them on my instagram story like yes we're on a reality tv show so like we have very public fights with people very close to our lives but that is very different than like a random tuesday i'm laying in my bed and i'm like i'm just gonna blast this person on my story but look madison if you're listening

I appreciate your savagery. No, I appreciate the art of it. Like, girl, I appreciate the art. I appreciate the spectacle. I can appreciate it. And I love you to tear a man apart. However, you can't go back to him. No, you can't. Like if she moved on now, I was like, whatever. I'd be like, yeah, throw his ass in the fire and move on. But like, if you go back to him, it's like,

Like, okay, so you know how he is. You've shown everyone how he is. It's getting like Ronnie and Sammy Sweetheart vibes. They are Ronnie and Bravo. Yeah, they are.

They literally are because like I want to know what's happening. Also, Austin knows. Austin deals with so much shit. Like Austin gets torn apart all over the place online. Poor guy. But he's gone on to Giggly Squad while we were talking about him and Madison like texted me after. So like I don't even know if he gets mad when we talk shit on him. But like. We're not talking shit. We're just we're literally just talking about what they posted. I just think they need to move on. And.

They are such a good looking couple together though. I will say that. I know they're adorable. They probably know that. So that was Southern Charm Tea. There are certain things that you buy every single summer. Sandals, sunscreen, snacks, etc.

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About his life. What's your opinion on Shawn Mendes? Because you know I have a lot of opinions on documentaries. I highly recommend Dolly Parton documentary. I highly recommend Garth Brooks documentary. Lady Gaga documentary. I highly recommend... What's her name? If there's an artist who has a documentary, Hannah will watch it. Whitney Houston documentary and Amy Winehouse documentary. Okay, write those down. Watch them. What do you think of Shawn Mendes? Is he straight?

I think he's straight. If you have to wait that long. If you have to wait that long. Okay, see, it's hard for me because if you show, like, one... Like, I need you to be a boy. I need you to, like, roll around in the dirt. But if you like guys, like, okay, like, Harry Styles and Shawn Mendes, like, they're artists. Like, they're creative. Wait, is he out? Is he bi? No, I don't think so. But, like, if you like guys who are like that and, like, creative, like, that's a very different...

type of guy i happen to like you to be dumb and like talk about football you know like i wasn't asking if you wanted to have sex with him oh then what the fuck were you asking just a person yes i do also would have sex with him but i like him i think he's really nice i feel like he's like what do you think of him and camilla i kind of like that couple i actually really like her for some reason i think she's like it's fake i know i

But I think she's, like, really, I feel like she'd be really sweet in real life and nice. Yeah, I just haven't had enough. You haven't had enough one-on-one time with them? I haven't had enough one-on-one, so I'm going to steal them for a second. Okay, just from, like, a, like, viewing standpoint, would you have sex with Shawn Mendes? He's a little skinny, but yeah. Yeah, I think so, too. But then when he talks, I'm not attracted to it.

He's just like he's very much a kid. A perfect example of us being like older in our 20s. Yeah. He's a baby. He's a baby. What would we talk to him about? I would never actually date him. What would we talk about?

You know, I'd be like, do you need help with your math homework? Ask someone else because I can't do math. What else are you binging? What else am I? Oh, I started a new show on Hulu. I'm only one episode in, but it's called shoot. Is it called Teacher? It's about like the teacher that literally is like about to have sex with their student. I can't stop watching. Oh, my God. It's it's not a documentary.

No. It's like a scripted show. I want to watch that 100%. Because it's with the great actress Mara Rooney, right? Or one of the Rooneys. One of the Rooneys. Yeah, we don't... I can't tell the difference. I mean, I can tell, but I don't know how to decipher. There's also a documentary out there about this teacher...

Who was hooking her husband got murdered and then they found out it was a bunch of kids that murdered the guy. But then they found that those kids were her students and they found out one of the kids was hooking up with her. And that's what this is based on.

I don't know if it's based on, but I was watching a documentary recently. Wow. Where do you find these documentaries that you're just binging? It takes a lot, but like, you know, the good ones. There has to be like murder and sex involved or it's just like doesn't fulfill me. It's a waste of time. Also, I randomly watched The Invisible Man with Elizabeth Moss, which if you like a little scariness. Yeah. And if you like, I don't like revenge on like exes. It could be. I don't like any scary movies. I don't like anything that's like.

I would never watch it alone, but it's sometimes fun to watch with like a guy to be like, Oh yeah. Let's end with some, um, let's end with some pep talk. I forgot the name of the segment. It's our new segment. It's pep talk. Pep talk time. Pep talk time. Okay. So Catherine Christina said, I might like my neighbor who is also my coworker who has become one of my best friends. I thought she was going to say who I'm also related to and also my baby dad. Um, okay. Um,

Who's also my grandpa, who my mom said I have to marry. So this sounds like someone who's really intertwined. Yeah. She definitely, when she says I might like, when a girl says I might like, that means they like. Yep. For sure. What's your advice?

You have to make sure you really actually like him because you're going to make your whole life super awkward if you're in this for like two weeks and then you're like, actually, I decided I don't like you. I'm guilty of that. And do you really do you only like him because you spend so much time with him or do you like? Well, brief summary of my dating life in college. I was having sex with the mascot. Right. Actually, we weren't even having sex. We could forget about that. Yeah. Who then I told I like.

And then he told me, I said, no, I didn't say I like it. I really drunk one night. And I was like, I think that we should like be together, but not like Facebook official. Wow. Hannah. To which he looked at me and was like, what? What a 2012 statement. What a reference. And I was like, what? And then he basically didn't jump on it. And then I like started ignoring him. And then I was obsessed with him. Classic. Because he suddenly wasn't obsessed with me. Right.

And later on in college, he said I was the one that got away. But by that point, I had already realized that he was the mascot. But I was hooking up with like a 6'7 football player because I had to redeem myself. Right. I had to get my ego. But then that guy sucked. So then I started dating. Well, no. I had this like best friend. Okay. Best guy friend. Love.

like literally do you know when you just like have a guy friend that you don't want to stop talking to you love their attention but they're your fucking friend but you're like obsessed with their personality yes and they make you feel amazing and you like low-key like have flirty feelings with them but you can't imagine them naked yes like you're like i would never see him naked but i want to just play with him all day so one day i was like

I kind of like you. And he was like, I like you. And then we started dating and then it was Valentine's day. And I legit just fell asleep. Like I got home from practice, fell asleep in my practice clothes, missed all our plans, just slept through it. Like I just didn't really care. Yeah.

And then the next day I was like, there's something off. Like it's, it just wasn't. I know. Cause I just knew I'd get distracted by the next guy and bring it back to, we create this thing in our heads. And then when we get it, we're like, well, this isn't as good as what I created in my head. And now I like, don't care. My thing is if you don't want to rip his clothes off,

The second you say I like you, you're not going to suddenly want to rip his clothes off. Like there's still that same like friend who you love spending time with, but you're like, but I want to get fucked. Yeah. If you don't think about having sex with him all the time, you don't actually like him. You just love the attention and the companionship that you two have. You just fucking nailed it. So to Catherine Christina, I have to say, when you say I might like my neighbor who's keep spending time with him, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be, but do not make a move unless you're hammered.

That you can't then be like, I don't remember that. Like, if you want to make a move, do it when you're hammered. If not, just let it be. No, just ask. Yeah, just ask yourself if you want to have sex with him. And if, like, you can't stop thinking about it all day and, like, every time you see him, you're like, oh, my God. Then you like him. Then you say something. If you don't, then you don't like him. And if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. But at least, like, try it. Like, love, like, life is short. Love is amazing. And that's Giggly Squad for the day. We did it.

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