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What's up my Golden Globe gigglers? That was hard to say. What accent was that too? And everyone's making fun of Jo Koy hosting. I can't even say Golden Globe gigglers. I watched the whole thing. I watched everything. I took notes for the gigglers and I have... Did you watch any red carpets or you just went into Golden Globes? So this was the first time ever that there was no cable red carpet, which is...

Which is, I mean, I don't know what's happening in Hollywood. And I also went on TikTok. When you said, hey, there's no Eat News coverage, I thought you were asking me. I didn't know you were telling me. So then when I was like, oh, well, something has to be like on TikTok. Like they have to be going live on TikTok or something. There was nothing. So I like Googled it.

You know when you Google how to watch something and then there's a full article about it? I'm like, I don't need an article. Yeah, I don't need to read about it. And I panicked and I was like, no, you have to figure this out for the gigglers because you need to watch. So then I, you have to go on Variety's YouTube page, which already is too many steps for me. Yep, too much admin. And then I connected it to my TV. Like I fully, no, like I went hard, because I had nothing else to do. I was like, let's do one thing. And I watched all of it from like 6 p.m. to midnight.

And what'd you think? I have so many thoughts. Okay, let's dive in. First of all, I want to address the Jo Koy drama. Yeah. And give the gigglers my two cents of what I know. Mm-hmm.

Apparently Chris Rock and Ali Wong said no to the gig Okay And it's known in the comedy community that award show hosting is like Kiss of death Very difficult to do And like Trevor Noah's good at it There are some people that are good at it I think Ricky Gervais should just always be it And it's

He's great at it because not all his jokes hit. Yeah. But he at least makes the audience knows what's going to happen. He leans in. He commits to it. And he's just like, I don't give a fuck. Yeah. If you know the person on stage doesn't give a fuck, it makes everyone feel better. Yes. Michael Che from SNL wrote the funniest things. Yeah.

What he says. I have to write. Every time I hear Michael Che's name, I think about the time that him and Leah Mob got into a fight on Instagram, and I'll never forget it. People don't talk about it now. People don't talk about it. Michael Che and Leah from Real Housewives of New York matched on a dating app and then had a full-blown... A full...

fight in the media and I was living for it. I was like, wait, this is the best pair ever. Michael Che is sassy. So he writes, comedians should boycott hosting award shows. For one, it's very difficult to make movie stars laugh. They're way too self-conscious to have a good time. Two, they don't even want to laugh. They're too busy thinking about their careers and their speeches and their cause. And he put cause in quotations. Yeah.

They think they want to be made fun of, but they actually don't. They want to get a nice photo and a trophy. Imagine right before game seven of the NBA finals, you had to go to the locker room and make LeBron laugh. Also, Hollywood doesn't respect comedians. If they did, Eddie Murphy, Jim Carrey would have three Oscars for their movies, not the dramas. So true. And then he goes, so they expect us to host the Oscars, but won't even nominate us? Fuck that. Get a magician. I will never host a Hollywood award show, unless I'm asked. Yeah.

exactly the same way. I was like, unless I have this. It's so easy to like, I was watching and I was talking to Des and Des was like, yo, this gig is so hard. Like, don't be judgy. This is so hard. Like, honestly, this is why you should say no to some gigs, whatever. But my thing with Jo Koy is, how happy is Chelsea Handler this morning? Just,

I thought about her the whole time. I thought about her the whole time. Oh, my God. Because nobody loves, like, revenge when you didn't have to do anything more than us. This is one of those moments where Chelsea probably could have gone on a podcast, talked shit, and the universe said, Chelsea, sit back. Yeah, just wait. We have a more creative way this karma's going to play out. We have a more evil plan that you couldn't even think of. And the best part about it is she probably saw him.

That he was hosting the Golden Globes and was like, what the fuck? Yeah, what the fuck? And her heart sank. And she's like, oh my God, I've seen my ex-boyfriend thriving. Everyone's going to love him on it.

So this is my thing with Joe Coy. I actually, I loved him when he was on Chelsea Handler. Yes. I do think he definitely didn't have as much time as some other comics have to prepare. But what you do is you get a writing team. Yep. So like I say, you said, Hannah, you have 10 days to prepare for the Golden Globes. I call up all the funniest comics I know who are willing to work for me. You pay them to come up with whatever the like five minute jokes are. So that's on you. That's on you. But like.

And people help you get it together. The Golden Globes has to approve the jokes that you and your team have written. Exactly. Chris Rock has a whole writing team that will help him. But you're probably the ultimate say, I want to do that joke, I don't want to do that joke. I felt like the jokes were very 2010. So I think the writing room was definitely all men. 100%. To have a joke that Barbie was just about a plastic doll with boobs...

Whatever. Could have been funnier. He had a funny Gary Keoghan. Gary. Who? Fixed Wi-Fi. Barry Keoghan. He had a funny joke about his penis, and then he made the penis joke about Bradley Cooper's nose. It's not like it was completely horrible. It was just you can tell that he started, and it wasn't going that well. Yeah. And I can't explain it. When your set's going badly...

The heat just goes to your head. And I could see it happening for him. And I started sweating. Butter was sweating. And then didn't he say, I didn't write these jokes? The one thing about being a comic is you have to make sure the crowd is comfortable. Even if it's hard, you just want them to trust you and then they can flow better. You want to just be likable. Where he came on and immediately...

lost them with the Barbie joke. Yeah. And then was saying stuff and it wasn't landing that well. And then he, he just goes rogue. Yeah. And he goes, you know, I didn't write these jokes. My writers did. The ones that you laughed at, I wrote at. Ha ha. And then from that moment, like... No, it's like secondhand embarrassment. Just like so awkward. And...

I have so much empathy for him and comics have so much empathy for him because it is a really fucking hard gig. Actually, Michael Che also joked. He was like, I hate how they cut to the actors and they're like not laughing. It's like you're fucking actors. Act like it's funny. Yeah. Like do him a solid up there. When you lose, you're all fucking clapping and smiling, acting like you're fine. Right. There's...

I think Robert De Niro or Harrison Ford, one of them, like, rolled their eyes and that was going... I think it was Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford. And then Selena Gomez put her head in her hands at one point. And Taylor Swift, like, took a sip of her drink. Can we... Taylor? Taylor? Did that... Taylor knew what she was doing. She knew what she was doing.

I'm foaming out the mouth. Can we talk about the Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, like them talking shit about Kylie? I saw that and I go, that is an episode of Giggly Squad. That is literally what Giggly Squad is. That is girlhood. That is girl dumb. That is my religion, whatever's happening. I have such unpopular opinions flowing through my fucking head right now. No, I know. Paige, we were doing so well. Everyone take a sip of your drink. Okay. Now. Is this like a meditation app?

If let's just speak in hypotheticals, because let me preface with we don't know any of the people involved. We don't know all the drama. We only know what we can surmise. So from what I'm surmising. OK, word of the week. Not to be confused with just smizing. What I am surmising is that.

If it is true that Selena Gomez went up to Taylor Swift and wait, how pretty is what you would call his fucking wife, Kelly, Miles Teller? Oh, is that who? That's his wife. She just came as like a friend? Well, I think she came as like the date to her husband. Was he there? Was he not? I didn't see Miles Teller there. Oh. I think maybe she came as Taylor's girlie. Whatever.

But she's so pretty. I was on a plane with them one time. What? This one time at Big. Literally this one time I was on a plane to LA and Miles Teller and his wife were sitting behind me. Behind you? Yeah. I didn't say anything though because I was just like, I didn't want to be like weird. I would never. I'd be like, can you drive the plane? I'm like, Miles, do you think you can land this plane? 50% of men think they do. My boyfriend thinks he can.

If Selena Gomez was in actuality going up to Taylor Swift and saying, I asked Timothee Chalamet for a picture and Kylie said no, if that is actually what she said to her and that's what they were talking about, I'm team Kylie.

A thousand percent. In what world is Selena Gomez, who has beef with Hailey, Kendall, that whole crowd, going up to Kylie's boyfriend asking for a picture when there's already so much drama with like Justin and like whatever the media was going to say about said picture that could have been taken. Yeah. So I'm on her side for that. Mm hmm.

Also, she's best friends with Taylor. Taylor hates Kylie's older sister. Why would she, like, even get involved? Kylie's over at the table with her mans telling each other they love each other. You look so hot. I want to get married. You three are over at the other table talking about how much you hate them, which...

No shade. I've built my whole life on doing that. I love sitting at the table with my girlfriends. But also, we still don't... Like, they could have been talking about the sushi. She could have said, I was in the bathroom. And Meryl Streep took the biggest dump. Yeah. She could have been saying that. Yes. And...

And that totally could have been the conversation. At the end of the day, the patriarchy is winning. Yeah. Because... We're all fighting. Well, the girls are fighting again. The girls are fighting again. The girls are being pit against each other. Timothee Chalamet is chilling. It's funny because when I saw her whisper Timothee Chalamet, I thought maybe he did something. Why are we assuming Kylie...

You're a better woman than me. No, but maybe Timothee Chalamet, like. Yeah, maybe Timothee said, hey, Selena, fuck off. Yeah, maybe he, Timothee did something. Then in that situation, we're team Selena and Taylor. But we don't know. We don't know. We don't know. That's the thing we don't know. But I like. One thing we know. Is that we don't. We never know. We will never know. It is the one thing we know. Is that we probably won't know.

That we definitely probably don't know. And that's true. And that's girl map. Okay, now let me switch gears to celebrity outfits since we're on it. Okay. Overall, what was your overall feeling? Overall, my feeling was, okay, okay, yeah, okay. Red, silver, which I've been wearing for a while now. I wasn't like, there was one dress that I thought was...

Fucking spectacular. And of course, I didn't fucking screenshot it. But it was the girl who is on Euphoria, Hunter Schafer.

I loved that dress. It's funny because that was the dress that gave most backlash. People saying it was like a... I don't care. But it's because it was more artistic. Way more artistic. Way more like fashion-y. Like, I like things that when they get on the red carpet, you're like, what is that? I've never seen a dress like that. Like, I loved hers. Mm-hmm.

I also like J-Lo's. I thought it was, like, just, like, pretty. It was very page-coded. It was, like, pink roses and, like, flowers and whatever. And I just, like, thought it was cute. Billie Eilish went full electric grandpa. Billie Eilish went full electric grandpa. I think she looked great. Um...

I think for a different event. You're at the Golden Globes. For Billie Eilish's outfit? Yeah. For Lower East Side going to get coffee? Obsessed. Obsessed. Obsessed. If she wanted to do a long skirt blazer, like more masculine vibe, I think she could have done something like Meryl Streep. Yeah. Meryl Streep came in full sequence. I got it. And I'm so excited for Margot Robbie to be done with.

With her Barbie outfits. I loved all of them. But I mean, she's not going to be done. She has a whole award season. No, I'm done with it. I'm done with Margot Robbie. Poor Margot Robbie who got out of Chanel. And then they threw her right in. They're like, you can only wear pink for the next two years. You can only wear pink. But like, she doesn't have to. She could go in and go full just like black. Like she could just be like, fuck you guys. How do you know? Maybe she's contractually she can't. Yeah.

And yeah, she keeps bringing up how the girls keep wearing pink. Maybe she's taking 5% of pink, the colors. Brand deals. Pink's PR is. Pink is big business. Pink is big business. Pickleball and pink are really running shit right now. Okay, Taylor Swift's dress. I liked that color. I like that color. I like it because she had a moment. Yeah, I thought she looked good. Selena. There's just too much going on.

I feel... It was A-lined. It had... She didn't look comfortable. She didn't look comfy. That's my thing. Yeah. The dress was wearing her. She wasn't wearing the dress. Yes. But I think she looks gorgeous. Like her... Like in general. In general, I'm feeling really good energy from her. Yeah, I didn't love the fit. I didn't love that. I wanted her to feel comfortable and it looked like she was getting strangled. Heidi Klum, people loved it. I hated it. Let me see. I didn't even see her on the carpet. I hated it. Isn't it funny how like some coverage, they just like...

don't put certain people in it. Some people you just don't see. Haley Steinfeld in Prada, I loved it. Yeah, I really liked it too. I don't think she needed to do the black gloves. I think she could have Chanel'd it and been like, take one accessory off. So the funniest part about the whole thing was that they were serving sushi, which like who thought serving sushi at a four hour...

award show was a good idea. Like that's it, just sushi. Like sushi was the food. So Will Ferrell saves the day. My husband. Wait. There's drama with him though, apparently. No, is there? You wrote something. I wrote something. So I was with one of my gay guy friends over the past couple of days and for whatever reason we started talking about Will Ferrell and he goes, I hate Will Ferrell, he's not funny at all. And I go, oh.

And I just started listing theatrical, amazing cinema that he has created. He's my number one. I'm naming scenes. I'm naming movies. I'm like all of YouTube videos. I'm like, what about this man? Do you not think it's funny? His SNL edition where he played a cat for five minutes. He said in the gay male community, no gay men think Will Ferrell is funny. I said, what? I started doing research. Wait, I love how he's canceled by the gay community and we don't know.

The gay community does not think, the gay men do not think that Will Ferrell is funny at all. He was like, no, I'm telling you, all of my gay guy friends, like, we all agree. For the gigglers who are listening, please DM us. We want to understand. He was like, you have to bring it up on the podcast. I'm telling you, everyone is going to agree. So I'm literally doing research. So he gets on stage and he's like, well, it smells like hot sushi. And everyone starts dying.

And then you could just, like, kind of see, like, people struggling with chopsticks. I would never. I could never. Think about, like, the level of diva that's in that room. To get people to stay for an award show for four hours, like, even after you lost, like, everyone has to, like...

I can't believe more people don't sneak out. Well, Jennifer Lawrence, everyone was laughing because it cut to her and she mouthed, if I don't win, I'm leaving. Yeah. Which is like what everyone's thinking. It's funny. How do I get out? I think Taylor Swift left after she lost.

What was she nominated for? But also, if Taylor Swift won, she would have gotten so much hate because everyone would have been like, okay, she put a compilation thing together, like a documentary type thing. Yeah. And the Oppenheimer people would have been up in arms. And then she would have had to deal with that hate. So I'm fine. I'm like, let someone else have fun for a bit and Taylor can just have a fun night. Was Jacob Elordi there? No, but Barry Keoghan was. I watched Salt Burn.

Where'd you watch it? Give me the scene. I watched it alone in my own home by myself on a Saturday afternoon. Whoever made this movie is sick. Sick. It's like I can stomach a lot of things like

I'm not kidding. Like if it's sexual and it's deviant, I can sit through it. I can watch it. Like I'm like, okay, yeah, big, big whoop. It's like, I thought it was going to be like when people were like 50 Shades of Grey. It's so crazy. And then I watch it and I was like, that's a Tuesday. Chill the fuck out. Like it's not that crazy. Saltburn is sick. See Saltburn, 50 Shades of Grey, I winced. I was like, ow. I was like, that hurts.

The faces that that movie made me make, Salt Burn, I want to be weirded out like that. I actually have a recently, I don't know, I've been Googling it. You have a gag reflex? Yeah, something's happening to me, like, medically. My gag reflex has been, like, on 10 recently. Poor Craig. I was going to say, Salt Burn made you realize that. That was it. Wait, were you alone gagging? Hannah, I'm not kidding.

I had to look away from the TV during the bathtub scene because I was like, I'm going to vomit. The thought of him swallowing, I can't even. And then when he was licking around the rim. No, I can't. No, I can't, Hannah. Please don't. I couldn't. The best thing about that is at first you see like Jacob Elordi jerking off and you're like, oh, this is about to get hot. And I love how they throw you. Like you're like, oh, it's going to happen. And then you're like, no, no, no, no, no. Jacob was just enjoying his own night. You know what Barry Keoghan did? He said, good soup.

No. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Also, like, the funeral scene? Do you know that that scene was not written in? And he was supposed to just be, like, crying on the grave? Yeah. And then he just...

Don't tell me. No, don't tell me. I feel like this should happen. He added it to the movie. Sick. And someone was joking about it online. I think a comic was talking about, imagine if it bombed. Imagine if he just started doing that and the crew was like, okay. Cut. I think we got it. Yep, definitely got it. Like four minutes ago.

No, the movie is sick. Here's another reason why I hated that fucking movie. See, no, I think it's my favorite movie of the year. You're sick. I'm sick. Like, I'm not, like, crazy in the bedroom or anything, but, like, I will enjoy cottage cheese. And that's, like, a different—that's, like, the kind of sickness I am. I feel like we're opposite. I know what you mean. We're, like, completely opposite. I know what you mean. Like, a man—if a man spits in my mouth, I'm calling the police. Yeah, you're like, that? Really bad. Insane. That's disgusting. Yeah.

I accidentally pulls my hair because we're turning around. I'd be like, ow! But you'll eat Chipotle from the night before that hasn't been refrigerated. And you'll be like, whatever. It'll make me stronger. You know? That's where we're opposite. I'll find a tuna fish sandwich on the ground and eat it. And I'll be like, good soup. Here's the other thing about the movie. I hate... Okay, whatever. Spoiler alert. I don't give a fuck if you haven't seen it. I hate when the bad people win at the end of the movie.

Because I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? But is he the bad one?

Wow. That was deep. Do you know what I think? Yes, he was. This family, sorry they're rich. Sorry they were living their fucking lives in their mansion. Jacob Elordi was so nice to this fucking dork. And then he comes into their house and he takes it all. No, but Jacob Elordi was used to having people as his little playthings. And he wouldn't let them hook up with his sisters. And he would just find someone new. Oh, sorry that Jacob Elordi had a fucking boundary and said, please don't fuck my sister.

If I had a nickel. But this is what I love about the movie. Just when you thought it was going a type of way, it twisted it and it flipped it. Yeah. And you were left confused, disgusted. That's how I want to feel. I want a movie to give me... It made you think. It made you, like, be in the moment of the movie. I definitely wasn't, like, on my phone a lot. Yes. And also, you're a good predictor in movies. I am. You see a movie... See, I can't predict what's going to happen in a movie. I always say...

Encore. Good job. Yeah. Thank you. That's how I feel about like a comedian. Yeah. If I like know where the joke's going, I'm like, I don't know. I didn't expect the ending exactly the way it was, but I did call that like the guy was bad. I was like, something's going to happen with this guy. He's like not great. Yeah. But Jacob Elordi. I think that's why we're best friends. The fact that like we will have such violently different opinions. Violently different. I saw TikTok the other day and it was so funny. I think it was girl boss now. And she was like,

If you just think about how crazy it is, there's like a girl in the world that wakes up to like Jacob Elordi's texts. Like that's like I sat and thought about it. I was like, that's crazy. I think we both love Jacob Elordi. I would act like I never met Craig.

If Jacob Allardy walked in right now. Wait, he's the one guy that we both, he for some reason hits both of our points. I think it's because he's tall. So I'm like, I'm in. And he has a Australian accent. I'm in. His fashion and like the swag of him is why I'm in. Did I not send you how he wears all these bags? How he literally dresses like Princess Diana. What?

No, he's great. But then I tell myself, like, he's probably, like, Armie Hammer. No, I didn't want to put that in the universe. Don't. Please don't. If I love him, something will happen with him in, like, 2.5 years. I know. He's young. He's young. That's why, like... That's why you can't be with him. Yeah, that's why I count him out. I'm like, you don't know things. Guys, famous men are not always the best men for you. If Brad Pitt, like, DM'd... Oh, what am I saying? Yes. Wait, we both agree about Brad Pitt, too, because Brad Pitt's... Okay. Okay.

Look at us. Look at him and his man skincare line. You go, Brad. Brad is dating like a normie. He is dating like a normal ass girl, I think. Not to make it about me. People are telling me that I look like his girlfriend. His girlfriend was dating someone. And I'm not, when I say people, I mean two people. Two people.

Have messaged me. And they have your same last name. And said, yeah, my mom. And said that I look like Brad Pitt's girlfriend. And, you know, I actually, now that I'm looking at it, I don't really, I could see a certain angle maybe, but like. Yeah, kind of. What is, what is. Her name. Ines de Ramon. Who was she like dating? She was dating someone like kind of famous, but not on the level of Brad, obviously. I want one of these girls.

to write a book. Like, you know those girls who only bounce from rich and famous men? There's a shtick. Like, there's clearly, like, a playbook that I would like to know. Because it's, like, it's not always necessarily, like, the richest or the most pretty. It's, like, there's something about the je ne sais quoi. I met a girl in my early 20s, like, in New York City, and I think about her all the time, and I don't...

I actually can't remember her name and I don't know where she is or what she's doing, but I think about her all the time. She's your Roman Empire. She's my Roman Empire. Because every time I would see her out, she would be dating a different billionaire guy. She'd be engaged to a billionaire guy. She broke that off. She married a more...

A richer billionaire guy. Like, every time I saw her, I was like, where are you finding them? How do you know? Because I do think we get in patterns. Like, you know how you'll, like, date a bunch of guys who have, like, daddy issues? Or you date a bunch of guys who are just, like, alcoholics. Or you date a bunch of guys who are DJs. Yeah. How do you get in the pattern of dating billionaires? Like, how do you... Oops! I just can't stop dating another billionaire. Sorry, I just keep falling over billionaires. You're like, oh, I keep dating Virgos. How do you get...

But also billionaires are probably a nightmare. You'd be fine. We'd all be fine. As your mom said, if you marry for money, you'll work the rest of your life. No, I know a few billionaires that I do enjoy their company. And then I know a few that I'm just like,

Yeah, you're the worst. And like you live in a different reality. Yeah. But also the thing with New York is I feel like the richest guys you don't know are the richest. The guys who are flaunting their money are like actually not as rich. Right. So it's the girls that find the real billionaires are even sneakier because I could smell something we can't smell. You don't even know he had a Range Rover yet. Yeah. How are you? Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah.

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Side note about us, about our friendship. I do have to say I saw a tweet that made me think of us because we FaceTimed this weekend. And it was powerful. We FaceTimed for 45 minutes. Yeah. Like we were just, we both. I know exactly what you're saying. You know exactly what I'm saying. Granted, the first five minutes, maybe we need to talk. We were talking about nothing the rest 40 minutes.

I feel like we got a lot done. We did get a lot done. But, like, we were fully in mid-conversation. Yeah, mid-conversation. And you got up to go to the bathroom. No, I got up to plug my phone in. You got up to plug your phone in. And I lost you. Yeah, my phone died. I lost you, and there was, like, two seconds where I waited to be like, is she coming back? And then I hung up, and I said...

And that's that. And true friends, once your FaceTime gets disconnected, the moment's over. You're not texting and being like, are you good? Are you alive? No, we're done. That's how the conversation ends. If that's how it ends, it's how it ends. We didn't talk for the rest of the day. Not even a goodbye. Then I realized I never wish you Merry Christmas or a Happy New Year.

We need to die. No. Because we're real friends. In the moment. Okay. But we were texting. I'm literally. We were texting. Literally trying to plug my phone in because I'm like, fuck, my phone's going to die. Literally, as I plug it in, dies. I wait for it to turn back on. It's like two seconds. I turn it back on. I'm like, I feel like we covered it. No, we covered it. No, literally. The moment's over. I'm like, she's a sleepy girl. It's Saturday. She's mid-nap. I haven't called her back in 10 minutes. She's sleeping. Okay.

And we'll go about our dates and I'll see her on Monday. Like, that is true friendship. True friends, if you get disconnected, you're not going to call again to say goodbye. Those are, like, waste of time jokes.

That's like, you would call a friend to be like, sorry, my phone died. Just wanted to say bye. To someone that you think could potentially get mad at you for not saying goodbye. Yeah, like it was disrespectful. Yeah, disrespectful. It would have been disrespectful for you to FaceTime me again. I'd be like, the moment's over. Yeah, you'd be like, me and Butter in a zone. Like, please stop. See you at business hours. No, I get it. That's when I turned salt burn on. I was like, I'm having my midday movie. Okay.

But it was a really good FaceTime. No, it was. We got a lot accomplished. It was. It was. We were the Taylor Swift and Selena of the couch. Yes. You know? We were like, can you believe? Also, I've been going to hip-hop yoga. Yep. And some of the gigglers have been also. They've been tagging me. Or they've just been doing yoga and playing hip-hop. I don't know what's going on, but people are yoga hip-hopping. And I had this moment where I got into yoga hip-hop.

First of all, I'm navigating like how do I not shit myself in hip-hop yoga because you need to have enough energy, but then you also don't want to have like too many calories that you – Small side note question. What's your timeframe? Like are you the kind of person that when you wake up, you have to work out or you won't do it all day? Or are you the kind of person that's like I'll do it tonight? Great question. I'm traumatized from college sports where we had to have 6 a.m. workouts. So I told myself –

I made a commitment to myself. I'll never do that again. Which I feel like is why you shower at night.

Yes. Yeah. Oh, my God. You're so right because I train during the day and then you get home. You're all sweaty. You shower. And then you have to wake up in the morning. Oh, my God. That makes complete sense. You're in a routine. Look at us. So then I like to wake up. I like to give myself like an hour because I actually can't function the first hour. Yeah, no. So then around 11 or 12 is my prime time because after that I'm napping. And then I get like a weird –

boost at like 11 p.m. Yeah, you do. That's what...

I'm my most creative, my most funny. Sierra was literally, this is so funny. Sierra was literally at my apartment the other day and she goes, have you gotten like a informational text from Hannah in like a while? And I was like, what do you mean? She's like, you know, like when like she just like at 11 p.m. all of a sudden has all these ideas for you and she just like text you all of them. And I was like, you know what? She did do that to me a couple of weeks ago. I feel like you're due for one. She's like, no, I need one. There's a friend that I haven't.

She moved to LA and I haven't spoken to for two years. Yeah. And I sent her a three minute voice note because I got inspired about business ideas for her. She was like, first of all, hello. She was like, second of all, who is this? How did you get my number? And then she asked me about my life and I just didn't respond.

Like, you're like, I'm just, I'm just here for the 10%. Like, you can take this idea if you want. If I think of a good idea, I need to get it off my chest. No, that is like one of my favorite qualities about you. Like, you're very giving when it comes to your ideas. Like, if you have a great idea for someone and you need them to know because it could change their life, you have to tell them. I think that's why I was put on this planet. Also, I have this...

that if I have too much information that I can't remember anything. Like, I need to, like, get it out. Like, I can't remember. You're not a floppy disk. No. Sorry, I just have an information overload. I don't like memorizing things because I'm like, okay, then I'm going to forget other things. I was like, I can't learn three languages. I'll forget one. And he goes, you're never going to learn three languages. Also, like, not out of work.

Like, you have a limited amount of storage space for information. Imagine if I smoked weed, how dumb I'd be. So I keep telling people ideas and stuff. Because then also, like, I think if an idea I tell you works, I don't need money. The satisfaction is good enough for you. And one day when you're accepting your Golden Globe after a horrible monologue, you say thank you to... What's her name? Oh, speaking of...

As you guys know, I name drop Jeremy Allen White. It's the most insane experience ever.

seeing a kid that you went to high school with. That you went to middle school with. And we went to middle school, we were in drama class together. So drama class in middle school in Parksville, Brooklyn was lit. Unhinged, I feel like. It was wild. So we went to the school, I'm 51, that my mom ended up being principal at after I left, unfortunately. Because I would have been fucking sick. You would have been napping under her desk. What did you say to me? What did you say to me?

Like, mom, fire her. She literally said that I have to do this math test. Mom, you know I can't go up to the board. Nervous. I just have my feet up on the teacher's desk.

So it was a specialized performing arts school. It was basically just for artsy Brooklyn parents to send their kids. But it was like a really, really good school. But you get put into drama, chorus, art, or dance. So all like the hot girls went in. Did you have to audition? Yep. You did? It was like mini Juilliard. Hannah, what was your audition? Okay, well, so...

I didn't... All the hot girls go to dance. Okay. So, like, I didn't go to dance. Okay. And then all the smart kids do, like, art, like, drawing. Yeah. So it was... And I was like, I'm going to be an actor. Yeah. But then they, like, put me in, like, the chorus audition. And you had to sing Happy Birthday, which... That's a fucking high note. Yeah.

That is a high note. And I bombed the audition. But I was like, it's okay. It's not my purpose. So all like the cool, funny, outgoing girls were like, we're drama. And there's this little blonde kid named Jeremy Allen White. Tiny. Yeah, tiny. Like everyone's best friend. Like we all loved him. Like, Jeremy. Like, the

The kind of thing that you're not like, oh, I'm so intimidated by this, like, star. Like, I don't think he even got big parts. Yeah. If I remember right, yeah, I don't think he did. He just was like this. He just liked acting. He liked acting. He was doing his school stuff. There was no, there was always murders. Like, oh, someone is doing an off-Broadway play or, like,

someone got a part in something like, cause you know, it's New York city, but like he was never one of those people. And that's why I think it was also, I love it so much. I love an underdog story. Did he ever say like, not like, I know I'm going to be famous or like, this is what I'm going to do. Like when I,

No. Like, never? No. I just remember he was best friends with this girl, Lily. And, like, I was friends with Lily. And, like, it was just very chill. No one—he didn't have an air about him. Like, he was better than anyone. How old—he's our age? He's exactly our age from Park Slope, Brooklyn. Shout out, Park Slope. Cut your throat. Does he still live there? No idea. But then I went to Beacon, and he was dating Addison Timlin, who was an actress at Beacon, who she actually had heat. Like, everyone's like, she's an actress. She's an actress. Mm-hmm.

So the fact that he wanted to go to the Globe. How intimidating going to high school in New York City, specifically going to, like, performing arts high schools of, like, who's going to be famous, who's going to be, like. So Beacon was not the LaGuardia. LaGuardia is where, like, Timothee Chalamet went. Yeah. But it's, like, right next to it. And Beacon.

Beacon will just have random people. You're like, his dad's who? Yeah. And it's not like... I feel like some places, like, oh, her dad invented the toaster strudel. It was like, oh, his dad wrote the musical Rent. Like, that kind of shit. I feel so bumfuck. Like, in the middle of... Our biggest thing was, like, Steffi P from Biology is pregnant. Like, you know? Like, ours was not... No, because you were...

The face of limited too. You were the person people were talking about. Thank you so much. I was recently, I was talking to this model and we were talking about the Mean Girls premiere that we're going to go to. And she goes, oh my God, I have this like vintage purse that you could wear to it that I used to wear in like mid-

middle school yeah it's limited to and then I stop and I go oh my god I don't want a name job I don't want a name job I want to freak you out right now my friend was the fucking face of limited to and she starts freaking out and I'm like all the magazines Paige that was

was the only place I went to shop before school. No, I crushed it. I got like six outfits and that was it. They never let me keep any of the outfits though, which is crazy. That's crazy because like everyone would obviously want to see what Paige is wearing to school. I think that's where I started being like really bossy. Like if there was a shot where like gaucho pants were involved, I would go up to the stylist and be like, you don't understand. I have to be in the gaucho pants. She'd be like, okay, well you're

And you don't make any decisions. I just thought I was a monster. You know what's funny is, like, all the people on the limited to, like, crew, like, if I think about it now, I was, like, 11, 10, 11, 12. They were, like, in their 20s. So they were, like, going out at nighttime. And then they'd come to the shoot in the morning and be, like, hungover and, like, tell my mom about their night. But I didn't, like, realize it. You were, like, all night they've been planning this shoot for me and my gaucho. Yeah. I'm, like, I love your song.

glasses like they're hung over one of the best movies ever made school of rock yeah I envision you as like the gay fashion kid I'm like you're talking and I hate you um

But I used to tell you something to go with your outfit. You're not giving me advice. Don't wear that outfit again. But I think that's what like solidified that I loved this world because like the hairstylist, her name was Liz. The stylist, like the wardrobe stylist, her name was Liz. The makeup artist was Alicia. And I like have DM to them. Like I still talk to them. And then there's like a few models that like, yeah, I will DM like we keep up with each other. Do they still model any of them?

I guess you had to be, like, a certain height to... You know what? No. Maybe, like, one of them still does. Yeah. But none of them went to be, like, a Kendall or, like, a runway. I love that both you and Des were child models. You know, Des' whole family were Ford...

His mom literally was like, you guys are adorable little Irish kids. I love that. And after they lived in Queens, so every day after school, she would drive them into Midtown to go to castings or to do stuff. Yeah. And they did that until they were about 12. Yeah. They were always like right. It was our after school activity. They were always at 330. They would start. Yes. And the second puberty hit.

shit went crazy. I would get picked up from school at 11 a.m. I'd be like, sorry, doctor's appointment. And I wouldn't tell anyone and my mom would drive me to New York City. It's so funny because the hardest thing about me now being in the entertainment business is like I still haven't wrapped my head around the fact that like I have to get like outfits and hair done because my showing up to work for tennis was literally like

Do you have your sneakers? Yeah. Okay, go to war. No, when it's like your face and your body and people are just looking at it. I remember the first time I got my makeup done when I was starting Bravo Press stuff. I looked in the mirror and she put so much makeup on me and I started to cry. Because I was like, this is going to be my first photos for everyone to see. And I literally look like I don't know who I am. Wait, when was that? Like it was early.

What were we doing? Was I there? Who knows? Well, my friend was there when I was getting ready. I remember looking at her being like, this is too much eyeshadow, right? Because it was like a lot of dark eyeshadow and it was like a daytime event. Yeah. And my friend was like, no, it looks good. I'm like, we like weren't getting each other. Is this the day my pants ripped?

Was this the day my pants ripped? No, but that was hilarious too. But it is hard. Like, I've had my most mental breakdowns when you're like, okay, I'm supposed to be looking at my best. I'm going to get judged. And I feel my most not myself or I feel my most uncomfortable. And when you see people on the red carpet like miss, it's like it's because they're paying a lot of people around them who like –

didn't get it right and they just then it's then yeah then they had to trust it because like unless you're doing your own hair and makeup like you have to worry about your own creative stuff that you're working on like you should go on our instagrams and like pick out pictures that have like insane amount of likes of like when that picture was taken where we were actually miserable i do have one getty photo that like people still lie to me and they go no it looks good

I'm like, no. You're seething over it. Because, you know, sometimes you'll look at your friend and you'll be like, this is crazy, right? And you want them to make you feel less crazy by being like, yeah, this does look crazy so that they can help convince the makeup artist to be like, stop. What picture? I'll tell you.

Okay, we'll do it right now. We'll do it. We'll fucking do it live right now. We'll do it live right now. And I actually, the makeup artist is an amazing makeup artist. We don't have to name drop her. No. We don't even have to show the picture. You show me that picture. I'll tell you if you look good or not. No, it's so bad. Did you have to use this picture for like things? No. But like, this is my nightmare. Okay.

Here's the thing. You actually don't look bad in it. Well, put it in the newsletter. You don't look bad in it at all. When is this? It was, like, a couple months ago. But I also, like, this is the thing. I actually think you look... I went all out. Like, I was in, like, a gown and, like, hair back, which I don't normally do. Dark makeup, which, like, gives me...

Wow, you're stunning in this. No, I know. That's your show. Here's the thing. It wasn't me. I actually don't think you look bad at all in it. I think you look really pretty. It's just you're not used to having that much makeup on. But the makeup doesn't... Like, I wouldn't look at you and be like, oh, my God, her makeup is caked on. You're just not used to, like, that thick of an eyeshadow. And...

It is a little bit dated. Like, it does feel a little bit dated. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I think you look great in that. You think what? Your face doesn't look good? I just, like, don't know who she is. It's because you're used to, like... I liked your grandpa. Yeah, doing, like, natural makeup. This is, like, a totally different look. For people who are, like, trying to put their style together, sometimes you should definitely just go with the thing that you like more because you'll wear it better. Like, you know when, like, you pose and you're just like...

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When you go into a nail salon and you say, like, I want a French manicure, typically they already have the color that they use for the French manicure. But that's wild. The fact that you say French manicure and then they just, like, go with what they normally go with. And there's so many different ways they go about it. Yeah. So I was like, what are the colors that you typically use for a French manicure? And she showed me the pink and I was like, I don't like, I like more of like a pinky pink. Like, I don't like to be able to see my actual nail. She's like, okay, whatever. And then she, like, gives me this one and it was fine. Yeah.

My thing is just like if you're going to freehand the white part –

Make sure you're better than me. Make sure you're better than me, honey. If you're freehanding the white part and I'm looking at it and I'm like, I could do that better. What's the option to not freehand it? Some people use like a stamp. I've seen like nail people use like a stamp. But this, and I know how they do it freehand. They're supposed to do this like little X and then fill it in. And she was, I don't know what she was doing. But my other qualm was she fucking cut me with the nail file. Oh!

And I was like, fine, that happens. Like, whatever. Assault. No, literally. I was like, I've just been shot. I'm bleeding. I've just been shot. I'm, like, bleeding out. I'm like, it's a Sunday afternoon. I'm bleeding out. No, I once fully lost, like, a whole section of skin. Yeah. And it was, like, gushing blood. And you have to be like...

I literally was like, actually, I felt so good. Thank you. She literally kept putting alcohol on it. I'm like, don't worry. It's not infected. It's just throbbing. And the size of Utah. I'm like, I don't think you need to put salt on the open wound. You can literally see my pinky nail throbbing and red. I'm like, if you could stop touching it, that'd be great. She puts gasoline on it and lights it on fire. She's like, you don't need your pinky nail anymore. She just cuts off your pinky nail. She goes,

She goes, perfect. She's like, sorry, I just nicked it. Perfect. So anyway, I got annoyed that the whites weren't the same size on each finger. Yes. Did you, were you like, could you make this one a little thicker? I didn't say anything. I said nothing. What they do with mine is they'll just put like a tiny bit of white on top and I go, can you go a little thicker? Then they go thicker. I'm like, can you go a little more thick? Yeah. And then it becomes like a whole back and forth. I said nothing. Once a girl did something wild. What? She just like.

Put a ton of white on top and then erase the bottom. Yeah, I've seen that too. Which was an interesting thing. An interesting move. Asking for a French manicure is a loaded question. I was testing the waters because I was like, I'm going to wait to do French when I get like gel X extensions. It's going to look better on like just like my normal nails. But I was like, fuck it. Your nails look good. They look fine. I've been doing French because like French can grow out for like years.

a month and a half and I don't have to redo it. But I'm afraid, is French still, like, in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good. Okay, I got nervous because that's all I want to do is French. No, the girls are loving French right now. Speaking of, like, premieres and stuff, we've decided we're going to our first ever movie premiere together. Yep. It took a lot for us to both... It took a lot. Here's the thing. We get invited to a lot of them and, like, I feel bad being like, yeah, whatever, it's a movie premiere because, like, anyone would be like, that's so fucking sick. Well, I want to tell the gigglers...

Like, what it's really like. Yeah. Because it's not what you think it is. So, like, half the time I'm like, oh, yeah, that would be cool. But, like, I literally don't have the energy to figure out what dress I'm wearing, book hair and makeup. Like, I just, like, I can't do that right now. Mean Girls is different. If we're going to go to a movie premiere, it has to be Mean Girls. So the drama with Mean Girls is that.

They're not marketing it as Mean Girls the musical. They're just calling it Mean Girls and putting a little, like, music icon inside it. And they're doing that on purpose, clearly. So they're afraid there's going to be backlash, that people are going to be like, this is... My eyes are already twitching. Did you know it was a musical? I did. Yeah. I did know it was a musical. I wasn't happy.

I don't think like we needed it to be a musical. I will say I love Renee Rapp. I think she's going to fucking crush it. She's everything. Regina George. She's a great musician. I think because like Mean Girls, the actual musical did do so well. But Mean Girls, the movie also did so well. So like I'm very excited. Yeah.

But I do wish that it was not a musical. Well, so Paige and I said yes. So our date, we have to record the pod. Not have to. It's our favorite part of the week, honestly. Everything's downhill from here. No, literally. Then I'm meeting you at your apartment at 3. And I have to choose an outfit, which gives me so much anxiety. And then you're also in on it, too. So that's going to be drama. So we're going to have to like. I have two outfits to pick from. You have two outfits to pick. Plus Craig, whatever he's wearing today.

He's not coming, but still, you have to make sure he's not walking around in some flip-flops. If we're in different states, I'm not. I can't deal with his outfits. If we're in different states, I'm not liable. So we never just, like, message you, like, do you like this today? No, he does all the time. He's like, do you want to wear this? I'm like, I don't know. This is above my pay grade. So then we're getting our hair and makeup done. Would you love? I love. I wish Grace was here so we could, like, vlog together.

Yes, Grace is here. Oh, is she coming to my house? Let's vlog it. Yeah, we'll vlog it. And we'll vlog like you picking out your outfit and which one. We have a YouTube. I like getting hair. I always forget. Yeah. We have a YouTube. I mean, we're like getting, we're honestly. This year is our year for YouTube. This year is our year for YouTube. Oh, I like getting hair and makeup because it takes out the effort of like getting ready. For me, like actually a lot of people have been messaging me when I'm on my standup tour being like, I'd love to do your makeup for the tour. Yeah.

When I'm on tour, I fly in somewhere at like around noon. I sleep until four because I'm tired. And then you're only hair and makeuping for Giggly. I piddle paddle. I piddle paddle. If I have to leave at 630, I'm getting ready at 610. It takes me 20 minutes to do my makeup and my hair.

So it's like if I were to get a hair and makeup person... You would have started at like 3 o'clock. I'd have to start two hours before then. And I like to piddle paddle. Yeah. By piddle paddle, I mean like I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm not doing anything. I agree. I like that too. The only reason I like getting hair and makeup is because we have to get it for Giggly Squad because it's a different like...

Yes. And the girls are getting super ready. Yeah. No, I love getting it done for a Giggly Squad. But I was just explaining why I, like, tell people I don't get it done on the road. And it's because my looks are my, like, last thing I'm worried about. People are very mad that I wore camo this weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina. But I, like, honestly. If you're going to wear camo, though, I feel like you're going to do it in Charlotte, North Carolina. That's what I was saying. I have, like, a whole bit about guns. And, like, it was feeling too, like, on the nose. I know.

I will say that I did DM you and say I wouldn't walk my non-existent dog in that outfit, but... That was really funny. That made me laugh so hard because the comments, everyone was just like, Paige is so mad right now. Paige is so mad. And then I was waiting for your message and when it came, it fucking hurt so bad. And I was like, this is what I love her for. I felt that. I said, I'm not even acknowledging this outfit. At first you weren't going to. This outfit is dead to me. But the problem is I'll pick three outfits and sometimes I just don't pack well and then it's...

This is where she is. So anyway, once we're ready to go to the premiere, we have to head there. And then it's always like chaos outside. It's always like Lincoln Center or something. And then you're just put in like a line. Yep. You just get in a line. You're put in a line. Nobody knows...

who you are, which is fine because there's so much chaos going on. And then there's one woman like standing at the front of the line and she'll be like, name, and then you'll say like pages are about. And then she'll tell... It's like going to jail. No, it's... If we were gonna get in jail. If someone said, bend over, we have to see if you're hiding anything, like I would understand. I'd be like, okay. And then you take your... What's it called? Your jail shot. No, then they hold up a sign that says your name to all the photographers so that they can record who they just took a picture of. Yeah. It's very...

And also like, you spend all day getting ready for this one fucking photo. And while you're in line, you know, you might be socializing or sitting, you're nervous. And then out of nowhere, they'll be like, your turn, your turn. And then you freak out because you're like, is my hair okay? Is everything okay? I just spent four hours getting ready. You literally forget in that moment how to stand. And I forget.

And I forgot how to stand. And everyone's also watching you take the photo. So you're so in your head. And then their photographer is yelling at you, turn, turn, this way, this way. And then they're done. Like in a second, it's over. And you're just like, oh, do we get it? Like, you know, with a friend, you're like, take 4,000 photos. And then they're like, move. They take one snap and they go, thank you. And I go, are you sure? Do you want to check it out?

I was like, I'll talk. Accidentally, like, I'll, like, someone will be like, hey, Hannah. And they'll be like, oh, my mouth was a thousand percent open during that whole thing. For my general personality and everything about me, I genuinely thought I was going to like red carpets more than I do. I hate them. I get so nervous. I do have to say.

I love red carpets. I don't love the actual purpose of it, like waiting to see if the photos are good. Like I would love there to be no – I don't want no one to see it. I like the idea of standing there. I wish we could do this virtually from a couch. You could ask me the questions. I love the energy of it. Like I love that the photographers take photos. You're posing. No, that's so fun. But then to walk off and then look online and see –

what I put into the universe that might not always be good. And then everyone's like, oh my God. That's what she looks like. And you're like, I was literally standing there for four seconds. I know the picture's not good because they were rushing me. But you can't explain that to everyone on Instagram. You're like, okay, fuck you. Or like, beforehand I'll be like,

do your little smile where your lips are a little open. Like, do that smile. And then, obviously, I forget to do that and I look, like, really serious the whole time. Or I'm, like, smiling stupid smile where, like, your whole face is distorted. But there's nothing more satisfying than, like, going to one of those events and then you're in the car ride home and you see the picture and you're like, I fucking nailed it. You're welcome for giving you this fashion, this art, this makeup. Like, I keep... The Mona Lisa is shaking. I...

There's no one less humble than me in that moment in the car ride home after I see the picture and I nailed it. And what's funny is they'll post the photos like immediately. But you know what it is? I had that one really bad Getty photo. I actually have two. I also have one. I have a few too. I have one from a charity event. Early on in my career, I went to a charity event

- Was not planning on any photo living on the internet forever. And it was like, one of my bads, my monster side. And I just was like, and they use it for every announcement. - Yeah, you're like, there's a thousand other pictures of me on the internet. Who has a personal vendetta? - It's also from like 2019. - Do you wanna know here how petty I am?

Sometimes like if an outlet posts a really bad picture of me, like where they meant to do it. And I know they had to search for that picture. And that's the picture they're using for the article. I'll find the name of the person that wrote that article and I'll never do an interview with them. That's how petty I can get. You're an Excel doc?

I have a situation where I know who at what place I don't fuck with. Wow. Yeah. Because I'm like, you, I know you don't like me. You try to hurt me. You're doing your job, which I get. Do your job. But like, you're making it personal. And now you'll never get an interview with me because you're petty and you use that picture. And I clocked it. They did start the petty war. They started it.

No, that's wild. I won't even read an article if they use a fucked up photo. I'm like, I can't be a part of this experience. It's bad energy for me. I'm actually at this point where I don't read anything about me ever. I just got to a point where I used to read my own comments on my pictures, like on my own personal Instagram, because it is like majority gigglers. But I've actually gotten to the point where now I don't even go on my own pictures. I know.

I do have to know, but that's healthy. I know, but sometimes it's sad. It's like you post a picture and then it's like, that moment's over. You can't ever look at those comments. Because you have to post it for you. Yeah. And it's like, you're like, this is my expression. It's like, I honestly think that the gigglers leave the funniest comments. Well, we're like, that's the only reason. Because sometimes I'll see a comment from a giggler and I'm like, you're a stand-up comedian. That's hilarious. My mom will call me just laughing. I'm like, what? And she's like, I'm reading your comments on your last photo.

The gigglers. When the girlies took over 4 Plus 4 and just like created it into their own thing. It was so amazing. And then I tried to do like a PEMDAS, but I actually didn't get 8. And everyone was like, this is so awkward. Yeah.

Wait, you tried to do a legitimate math... I tried to do, like, four divided by two to make it eight. But, like, in that moment, I thought I had to get four. Like, I just was being dumb. You're like, I'm a woman in the arts. I'm a woman in the arts. I'm creative. I can't do everything. The commons, I live for. But there are moments where, you know, you just... You have to just express yourself. So that's the, like, tea of what it's really like going to a red carpet. Also, when you're done, like, it's done in four seconds. No, it's already done in four seconds. And then sometimes the movie is not for another hour. Yeah, so...

Stay tuned because we don't know if we're going to see it or not going to see it. But like we mentioned, it is a musical. I tend to fall asleep in musicals and I actually think that that would be rude. But I can't help my own narcolepsy. Like I can't fight against a musical. I try. I really try. I've been at multiple plays where I'm like one eye open. I feel like Craig would have more fun at the premiere than you. 100%.

Does he like Mean Girls? I actually don't. I feel like every man, every boyfriend, you should force them to watch Mean Girls. Yeah, I was just going to say, I don't know. Bring them home to hook up, put Mean Girls on. I don't know if he's seen it. We've never spoken about it. It's actually crazy to watch Mean Girls with a guy. I think I was watching it with Des once. It was on TV. Every scene is quotable. So I'm quoting everything. I'm like, you don't know this? What universe are you living in? You don't know this? So anyway, shout out to Mean Girls everywhere. Yeah.

All of them. Represent. You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us today. Keep an eye out for the Mean Girls premiere photos. Pray for us. Mostly me. And subscribe to our newsletter. Yes. Our newsletter has been really funny, I feel like. It's definitely evolving. It's just so stupid, but also very important. It's so important. And I think that's the theme of our pod. I love seeing your pics.

I do too. And sometimes we're very on the same page. Oh my God. Sometimes the outfit fits together. Yeah, I need the gigglers to know we do it completely separately. We don't want to be like in

I speak to Grace on my own. Hannah speaks to Grace on her own. And then Grace puts it together. And then sometimes our moms, when they're not busy, will add to the newsletter. And also, if there's anything you guys are interested in, obviously, hit us up. I'm going to add my outfit today because I really love my outfit today. So I'm going to add because I got this sweater vest on sale. And I want to put it on for them to see. You have been very excited about this sweater vest. I'm very excited. I want to wear it to the premiere tonight. Okay.

No, this is a good outfit. You need to post this. Yeah, I will. I love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling and we'll talk to you next week. Bye.