Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
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Hello, my grand gigglers. Oh, how fancy. We're having fun with character acting. I love it. I love it. How are you? I... Wait. I feel like I haven't seen you. Have I not? No. I've been in...

Irvine California doing what doing stand-up shows you've been crushing oh my god stop thank you I want to just say in your clips your hair has been looking really good because you know like sometimes I watch your clips with no sound because it's like 3 a.m and I'm contemplating like so many other decisions I've made in my life you're like because I have eight screens open oh truly and I've been noticing your hair you know some people make comments obviously when I

I don't not brush. Okay. Sometimes I don't brush my hair. It's just that I air dry it. So it looks crazy. And then if you don't wake up with the back of your hair going straight up, you don't have a good sleep. So it's giving haters like it's giving like your jelly that like I had like four hours of REM last night and you didn't.

So if you see my hair standing straight up in the back, just know she's well rested. Can I say something? I was at dinner with Sierra a couple nights ago, and she said something to me a couple summers ago that I never forgot. And she said that white girls don't do the back of their hair. And I said, hmm, let me think, let me think. You just say Hannah. You don't have to call her a white girl. Yeah.

And I'm sitting at dinner and I touch the back of my hair and she looks at me and she goes, you didn't do the back of your hair. And I go, it's none of my business. It's literally, it doesn't come across my desk. How would the back of my hair come across my desk?

That's like when you're doing your own like fake tan. Do you do your back? Okay. This is another reason why I don't need a man. You know that my wingspan is crazy. True. I can do my own spray tan on my back and I can unzip and zip anything. You're like an octopus. An Italian octopus. I truly am. I'm Kalamod. Fried Kalamod.

I also, okay, wait, kind of a big deal, but like it's such a big deal, but also not a big deal at all. That's my favorite kind of deals. It's the least important huge deal. So Des and I have been like auditioning a little bit for stuff and he had like an audition and I was giving my two cents as his wife and manager has his wife a juror. And he was like, why don't, why don't you talk to me when you get one call back? Like maybe one call back. And I was like, okay, first of all,

Who knows? I could be getting callback for all these auditions I did the last couple months. They're sifting through. It takes time. Right. They're watching tape. Also, they probably saw it and were like, wow, that was a lot to take in. I need to process that. And they're probably like, star her. We have another project for her that would be perfect. They were like, wait, I have a much bigger role in mind. So I was like, that's not even the case. And he's like, you'll know pretty quickly. And I was like, that's made up.

So he literally that day was like, talk to me when you get a call back. But that's, you know, that's our humor. That's a little negging. So I get a call back, but I didn't know it was a call back because it said like directors, like they called it something different. So in the email, I thought I was just like having to meet with like a director for like a coffee or something. And they were like, no, it's a call back. So I called Des and I was like, go fuck yourself. But I get this call back. I'm so excited.

for two roles. Love it. An assistant and like a marketing assistant in this thing. And like when I tell you it was like less than two lines, less than two lines. And I'm trying to memorize it. But you know when it's like you almost wish it was more lines because it would help you try. It's like when you're late somewhere because you're so close. It's like when you're like, oh, I have a quiz on Friday, so I'm not going to think about it till like Friday morning. And then you get to the quiz and you're like, oh, I

I should have thought about it like a couple days prior but like it was just a quiz it wasn't a test then the auditions in New Jersey classic so I have to like drive to New Jersey oh who's calling me oh my husband he knew we were talking about him he knew mom is working okay so I get there oh yeah and the end of it they said like you could do a one minute improv on your character so I was like that's where I'm gonna shine that's so crazy that would make me

I'd need seven beta blockers. That's the equivalent of someone saying, and what's a fun fact about you? Improv for one minute? Get the fuck out of my face. That's just me living life. That's me at a Starbucks in the morning. I'm like, can I improv for you for one minute? That's all I want to do is improv for one minute, get out. That's longer than one minute, I'm going to lose you. You know what I mean? No, picturing you at Starbucks being like, I have a bit. I want to see if you think this is funny. Give me one minute.

But the funny thing is, I literally fuck up the first line, which is so funny. But I get it back. Also, I did take a beta block. Because you must. You must. Also, I went all the way. This is the day after Radio City, mind you. You're a masochist. So I went from playing Radio City to going to New Jersey, waiting two hours. So I do my lines. And they were like, thank you. And I look at them and I go, wait, do you want to see my improv? Because that was...

In the audition, it said you can do a one-minute improv. And the guy was like, oh, did you prepare an improv for this two-line character? And I was like, yes. I actually came up with a whole background. Her mom was, you know, she has a tough relationship with her mom. Of course. And I came up with a whole world of this assistant. And I was like, should I look at the camera? And they were like, we don't care where you look. It doesn't matter. All the way to New Jersey, which is crazy.

cross country at this point. Truly. I'm going to commit to the bit. Wait, I'm going to be, this is so funny. This is how we're so similar, but yet so different. When I'm trying on outfits or like I'm packing to go somewhere, I put on an outfit. I'm immediately improv-ing. I'm like, who is she? Where is she going in this outfit? What's her vibe? Yeah. What's the,

What's your facial expression when you're waiting in this outfit? Yeah, like what's the story she's telling with this outfit? Like I give her another name and it helps me put outfits together. I have to detach myself. She's a different character. However, I did see a TikTok saying that when you shop...

you should, unless you're you, you should try to avoid shopping for like the idea of you or like aspirational versions of you because like you're never gonna wear those clothes. Like I shop like I'm someone different. Like I'm like, oh, if I wore... So it's like try to shop for the person you are in that moment. Well, she's usually depressed and on the couch. So that's a lot. Speaking of depression, we have a problem. What? We got an email last week

um saying we have to record our audiobook oh and you responded great and i was like you can't read

Especially because last podcast I was like literally hacking up a lung. Grace had to cut out all of your coughs. And those were like deep, deep. They were coming from like a dark place in your soul. There's a cough going around New York City. I'm like, how did I get it? I don't leave the home. No. But I got it. And I literally just... Here's the other thing. Let's just talk about being sick for a second. The remedies for being sick are...

I'll never not be old school with it. Like what my mom did when I was sick. Like I'm not buying all. I mean, I buy all the medicine. I take it all. And I'm like, this doesn't work. The only thing that has cured my sickness is Vicks. I fucking love Vicks. I'll put Vicks all over my fucking body. Put it on my pussy. And gargling with salt water. Yep. And that's basically free. And minding my own business. Yeah.

I've been trying to mind my own business. I really, it's like so crazy. I see things online. I'm like, who is she? That's not me. That's not my business. You're like, why would the algorithm ever show me that? That has nothing to do with me. I'm like, who? She did what?

I say something and I forget you're my best friend. No, do you see things and think I didn't tell you things? Because I never want you to feel like that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, good. But I do like to see like people's lenses of how they describe something. Like even like that article, like what Paige was doing behind the scenes on Radio City. I was like, what did we do? And I clicked it and I said, romanticize it for me because I'm pretty sure we were, you know, just scared. Don't ever trust me in an article because I've blacked out. You know?

I'm like, what do we do? I do have to say, I never hate myself more than the way I sound in a quote on an article because there's no tone. And every now and then I'll see a sentence and it's in quotes, which I said, and I'm just like, I sound like just, I don't know that girl. Stupid. I sound uneducated. If they put all the likes in it. I'm like, oh, why did you do that?

And sarcasm doesn't work. It doesn't hit. I learned that, though, in a People article way back when. When they were, like, asking me about my husband, she was like, you're with someone who's in his 40s. Like, what is that like? And I was like, every day I'm afraid he's going to die. And the headline was, like, Hannah afraid her husband's going to die. And then we got a prenup. No. No.

Then we got life insurance. We got life insurance. Things have been pretty good so far. We have to get this audio book figured out, though, because one, I feel like the girls are like the audio. We have to do it. It has. And we have to put our all into it. Like we have to speak every sentence from our hearts. But like, do you think you can read off a page like.

And like not fucking up. I think I can do it because also one of my dreams is to be in an animated movie just as a voice. Oh, so you might actually thrive in this environment. I think I might thrive in this environment. And I've always seen myself as someone like as a character in Stuart Little or Paddington.

Like whenever you see those behind the scenes, like famous people acting it out, you're like, I want that to be me. Yeah. Yeah. And like, I love that how fun you can be in sweatpants and film a movie. If one day we get older and we have kids, should we make a cartoon called Little Giggly Girls? And it's us running around somewhere. Here's the thing about us. I truly do feel like we are just...

We're just full 360 women. And I do feel like when we have children, our careers will grow with what they're doing. And I do see a world where we create a TV show for little girls. That the moms will know all the little inside jokes that we're doing for the moms. Yes. And who better to raise two girls than two girls that men hate?

been so excited to have a daughter the past couple weeks I'm just like you know what I'm up for the job so this is I'm so happy you brought this up because I've been I've been so terrified because stand-up comedy is a male-dominated field and like while my my

career is gaining momentum my eggs are losing momentum and i'm competing with these fucking men and if i have kids i'm afraid like i'm gonna fall behind them and then i was thinking about like other careers that i think women would dominate if like the last you know hundreds of years we weren't just like forced to procreate before we wanted to mm-hmm

First of all, chefs. Chefs being, it's giving, like, it doesn't make sense that it's so male-dominated when so many women are amazing at cooking. Yeah, isn't there a whole thing that, like, we belong in the kitchen? So then why don't you get out? Period. Period. We always talk about this, the FBI. Like, you've never called your dad when you lost something. Never once. Not once. You're like, you know who will know where this is, who can find it? My dad. Yeah.

Never. Oh, yeah. Then there was the pilot stuff, which I'm not going to get into. And then I was thinking, why are we being suppressed? I'm just working out thoughts with you guys. Yeah. But I wrote down, I think men are worried about women being more successful in them. Because not because they'll lose power, but because then men will have to start being hot. No, I know. Just think about it. Most guys are ugly. And...

they're like oh shit if girls make their own money then like I have to start going to Pilates I know so many hot girl guys that it's actually crazy like no why are there so many men on my like for you page and like my Instagram stories waking up going to the gym posting it posting their coffee and then just like chilling the rest of the day but pretending that they do stuff it's so cringy to me it's

The men have tried to like take our hot girl role. It's like, you don't belong in Pilates. Get out. If you're that hot, I'm fine if you're not making money. It's the guys who are not hot and not making money that it's like, what are we bringing to the table? Don't get mad at us because we're bringing something to the table. Yeah, I am the table. I'm the table and four chairs. Take a seat, bitch. Sit down. Wait, I have to say one Daphne update. Yes.

I had to do a photo shoot at the Plaza last week and it was like, oh, my Blair Waldorf, Emily in Paris dreams come true. Daphne was requested by the brand to also be in the photo shoot. This poor kitty had a work day. Like kitty had a freaking work day. I literally feel like she looked at me at one moment being like, put me back up for adoption because like, bitch. Did she fall asleep on the job at all?

She slept throughout the whole job, really. But the best part was she jumped up on the bed. She looked at everyone and she peed at the plaza. I said, you know what, Daphne? I did birth you because I peed in Positano one time.

love how she has to make eye contact during the p she has it's so gnarly very performative she's no she's so freaking performative i'm like i can't and then she got under the bed okay and was like i'll be here until my next shot my assistant literally was at she was lit under the bed of the plaza

trying to get my cat. So Daphne's not allowed back in the plaza after pissing on their linen sheets.

yeah so we had to like cover it up and it was just like a whole thing i can't wait to see the photos though i can't wait to see the photos the girl that styled the shoot her shout out her name is maryne taylor she's so incredible she found this set this like knit not even knit i don't even know like crocheted set that was like a bustier strapless top and like matching mini skirt that had daphne's face on it oh

I was like, I need to purchase this. Like, please secure this for me. It was so cute. I can't wait to see the pictures because Daphne truly is a star. I just hope Daphne doesn't start getting a reputation in the industry, you know? Because, you know, the makeup artists talk and next thing you know, it's like she peed on someone during the last show. They're like, Daphne's been clawing and peeing. Someone DM'd me the other day and was like, Karl Lagerfeld's cat, Chopette, his bed was on sale at Sotheby's.

she's like do it do it what was it it was just so much money was it i don't know i literally didn't look it up because i was like if i look it up and it's gorgeous i'll have to purchase it and that's self-control and that's boundaries and that's self-control i was like i can't if it's 17 000 like i can't do it i do have to say this is a random thought but about children um i've never both your dad and your brother's name is gary i've never seen a baby named gary

So can someone explain that to me? I never meet other Gary's either. The only time I hear my brother's name is in like stand up bits. And it's always like fucking Gary. And of course, I'm always sending them to him. It's just where are all the there's adult Gary's, but I've never seen a toddler Gary where it's like, hi, little Gary. Like, it's not a thing. It's like Greg. You've never seen a baby named Greg.

No, no, that's so true. Honestly. It's funny. My brother and my dad have the same name too, Dan, but my dad was Danny and my brother was Daniel. What did you guys do? Gary Jr. No, Gary's not a junior. They have different middle names. Um,

I want like why is that such a thing for guys and not for girls because I as someone who has never gone through a phase I always say this when people DM me like I'm thinking about naming my baby Paige I never went through a phase where I didn't like my name like I if that was a thing I would so name my daughter Paige I know because it's like we can't get the last name can we get the first name at least right can we have like a say in anything over here are women even allowed to talk in 2025 it's

It's so crazy. I wore the sorry I'm on voice rest sweatshirt and I've worn it before at the airport because it's like my favorite sweatshirt. I am getting bad luck this trip. The second I got to the airport. You lost your voice. No, a guy just is like, what is your sweatshirt say? And I'm like, oh no. And then they read it and they go, oh, are you on voice rest? And I'm like, this conversation is like 10 minutes too long already. Like you're just like, shh.

And then like I got on a flight and someone stopped me. What is your switch? And because it's like a sentence, they like look at you for like it feels like three minutes too long. Yeah. And I was like, do I have to flip this sweatshirt inside out because I'm getting like harassed.

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What are you searching on your phone? She's doing research. I want to get the exact title. Taylor Swift has been named the best-dressed celebrity of the decade by Superdry. Taylor Swift has once again proved she's not just a pop icon, but also a style sensation as a study by Superdry crowned her best-dressed celebrity of the decade.

Okay, and normally I defend Taylor, but what I will say is Taylor Swift herself does not want that title. Taylor Swift is like, I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm interesting. I've never tried to be a fashionista. Why are they trying to put that on her? Honey, I was shocked. I don't... That's super... What? I never heard of that. I don't know. But then, like, here's the thing. I am all for her, like...

going and supporting her boyfriend at football games and I love to see what people wear to football games it's so fun yeah but you're like my dad when he sees a tall person who never played basketball and you're like you had so much potential that's you I know the face my dad makes it you just made it no you have so much to work with so here's the thing one of my biggest pet peeves this goes for like all walks of life boyfriends

Just like my friends, like honestly, anyone on the street wasted potential. Oh, oh, I hate it. I hate it. I'm like, no one wants to work these days.

No one wants to work these days. But not to defend Taylor, because I want to have my career. I at least think she likes her outfit. Like she's wearing. And that's all that matters. And she's surrounded by yes people clearly. Like they're like, yes, this red lipstick should never come off you forever because you like it. And if she likes it, I'm happy. I don't like when you could tell a celeb feels uncomfortable in it and looks bad.

Like that's my biggest pet peeve. Cause sometimes you guys hate on celebrities and I'm like, you know, she got in a fight with her stylist and the stylist is like, I swear this is going to work. And then she walks out and just got attacked.

Here's my motto. If you like it, I love it. If you like it, I freaking love it. That's not your motto. It is because I don't care. It's not my business. It's year of it's none of my business. Unless it's taking place here and now right in front of me. None of my business. I do have to... And the thing that's annoying with Taylor is that she has the body of a model. Model body. Yeah, she really does. Model face. Can't pull off a hat. And...

It's a choice when you know all the cameras are going to be on you to be like, I want to wear my condom hat tonight. Yeah. And it's confidence. It's strength. Here's one thing I will say that I do like about her fashion. I... And it is very much like with her brand. Like she goes through all these like different eras. I do like that like she...

she could show up one day in a more like a Louis Vuitton hoodie with like a matching beanie and that's like street wear. And then the next day she'll show up in like the girliest, cutest little dress. Like usually on TikTok, like I get so many fashion videos and I love like there's this one girl, Alison Bornstein on TikTok. She's just like so have you watched her video? Yes. She's always wearing a blazer, right?

Yeah, she's always just like very chic and she says like how to find your own personal style. Yes, you describe your style in three words or something. Yes. Which I love because like when you don't know what to wear, you like revert back to like what is my personal style. Except for me and having like multiple personalities. One day, it's not who I am. That's not who I am. So I like that Taylor does...

Like switch it up and like what her vibe is because you know there's those girls that's like all they wear is the row and like it's like very tailored where

Give me something quirky. I do appreciate a risk. Obviously, we both love a watch choker. Do you want to explain yourself? Because people were very worried that I'd kidnapped you and I put a gun to your head and made you wear a watch choker. I was given as a gift this Michael Kors watch choker. And I was just like, wait, it kind of is so cool. And for going out in my little Prada set, I was just obsessed with it. And I felt connected to you because I hadn't seen you in like a week.

No, that makes me so happy. And then Grace posted breaking news. Watch Chokers now page and Hannah coded. So all the pages started freaking out. Freaking out. Freaking out. But look, we got to keep them on their toes. Yeah. And it's just an accessory. It's fun to like, it's fun to like not be yourself. Honestly. That's my vibe recently. Have you ever?

ordered clothes online that took like really long by the time that it arrives you're like i have no idea who that girl was yeah absolutely like what did i see like what was trending during that time i recently regulated my nervous system and uh i feel like anything i ordered before then i was like i don't know who she is wait how do you know your nervous system's regulated because i don't think i've ever it's ever since i came out of the home i came out up like i

I haven't woken up with anxiety in like three weeks. And I'm usually like when we were on tour, I would wake up at like 6 a.m. from my anxiety. And I haven't done that in so long. Wait, now I'm going to cry again because like that's all I wanted to hear for like so long. No, like I've been like breathing. It's crazy. Do you have any advice for people?

No. Stay. Find your alignment. I have no advice. Us Weekly, I have no advice. Okay? Do you know what woke me up this morning? Not to brag, but my period. Stop. Okay, I did eat a whole charcuterie board to myself last night, which I think is illegal. You think that the dairy brought it on? Well, I've never... I was starving after the show, so I'm like, I'll have a snack and get a charcuterie board. But when you're alone...

I'm going to finish it. You're like, I'll house this. Yeah. Yeah. So I finished it. And then at like 8 a.m., my stomach was fucking killing me. And I'm like, I didn't take a lactate, but still, that's never happened. I eat like that most nights. And then you woke up with just like a crime scene. A crime scene. But also then I do. I am one of those girls that they say, yeah.

God chose me because I only have three day periods, but they're like the two first two days are like I'm out of commission. Yeah. But then that's it. We're gone. Like, you know, when I got my period back, which is it's almost been a year that I've been regular. I got it back in, I think.

april or may last year my it went down like i used to be a i used to be one of those girls that was a solid seven days oh my god and it started to like taper to like five and now i'm like three to four and it's so nice also i don't want to brag about my pussy but like some of these tampons are too big

Wait, some of them are bricks. Like, literally a choke. Why do they even make the cardboard ones anymore? The patriarchy.

No, it's like I don't need sandpaper. No, when it hits a wrong angle, day's ruined. No, I'm like, okay, I just popped an ovary. Well, the problem with the big ones, even if you get them in, eventually they'll get all wet and start trying to come out and then start turtling. And that is the most painful feeling in the world. No, have you ever had to stick it back up with your finger and you're just like, okay. Yeah, and then if you're wearing Gel-X, then it's like, okay, well now I have a red French. Yes.

Wait, speaking of vaginas, oh, we do love a segue. Speaking of vaginas, on Monday, I am going for my first appointment for, I was just going to say IVF, to freeze my eggs. Oh, wait, that's huge. Huge. What made you make that decision? Well, I have, I wanted to do it, like, I would say probably in, like,

Last year I was like probably in the spring I was like okay 2025 I'm freezing my eggs And I had it like on my list Because I have January I was like okay tour is over Like I'm just gonna like chill the month of January And I had like a list of things I wanted to get done in the month of January I'm such a list person One of them was like get more massages But anywho

So that was like one of my goals. So I made my first appointment. But the only thing is like I have to pick two weeks that I'm going to be home because I have to do the shots like same time every night. They have to be. I think they have to be in the refrigerator. And everyone I've talked to has been like the two weeks is totally fine. Like the needle's not big. You can do it yourself like you get used to it. But then I've talked to some girls who have said because you're pumping yourself too

full of hormones, so many hormones, and then you're doing the egg retrieval that your body changes. Oh, like permanently? Kind of. And that freaked me out. But it was only like two girls said that to me.

It's never good to be pumping yourself with hormones. However, you're someone who has PCOS. So isn't this kind of like a great way to make... I don't know. You're giving yourself a chance. God forbid you have struggles. Yeah, no. I've always known that like I have to freeze my eggs. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Because I just feel like it's such a safety... Because here's the thing. Like...

when i first decided to freeze my eggs it wasn't like oh my god my career and like i i genuinely thought like at 32 i would have a kid but it always in the back of my head i was like what if i get to like 39 40 and i'm like wait i want one more so that was always my thought process on freezing my eggs now now i'm like oh so now it's different i'm like i need it as like a security i think but

It is like making me relax a little bit though. No, 100%. It's like a mental health thing too. I know though, like people have said, like you don't feel like yourself during it because you are injecting yourself with hormones. Right. So I'm like, what are the two weeks I'm doing it? I think I'm going to do it after our last Giggly Squad tour and maybe do it like the beginning of March. Do the shots and the retrieval. Or do it during and like, fuck it fam. Let's let it rip. Yeah.

Well, I can't take a beta blocker. I feel like end hormones. True. Too much. And here's the other thing. When you're freezing your eggs, you can't do anything. Yeah. Like it's almost like you're pregnant. Well, you're going to love that.

You're going to love being like, oh, no, I can't. I can't go. That's crazy. But here's the one thing. I haven't been smoking any weed because I'm like, I can't just go cold turkey. So I've been like not smoking weed. I've literally never loved life more. I realized that I smoked a lot of weed because I disassociated. I'm a disassociation queen. Do you feel like you're remembering things better now? Yeah. No, I literally am like, wait a minute.

That was fucked up. My favorite is when we would gossip and you'd be like, oh my God, I heard the craziest thing. And you tell me and I'd be like, I told you that. That's when you know you're spending too much time with someone. Talk about dressing as a different person. Sometimes I'd get so high and like place a like clothing order and it would come in the next two days. And I'd be like, what freak of nature saw this outfit and said, perfect, put it in the cart.

So I had to stop. I had to literally stop. I feel like sometimes we'll be like, let's wait to talk about it on Giggly. And sometimes I feel like I ask you questions because I want to know your honest answer in front of the gigglers. Yeah. Oh, I love that. I have this new hobby where when I look for clothes, it stresses me out. But if I see something I think Paige is going to like, I send it to her. So like I like to feel like I'm shopping for someone who has long legs. Yeah. Yeah.

What are your reactions? Honestly. Yeah. When I just I'm sending you stuff I want you to buy. I'd say four out of nine times. I'm like, that's cute. I do send you a lot of vintage risks that I don't think you'd consider, but I'm just trying to broaden your horizon. But like, I feel like I could style you.

I feel like you definitely could. It's funny you say that because recently I've been looking at clothes and I've been saying like, oh, that would look cool on Hannah. I truly do feel like you are a Miu Miu girl. I'm going to cry. No, because Miu Miu is having like, you know, like have the Carhartt like zip ups. Do you not have one of those? I don't think I do. I think it's because I'm waiting. I don't need it for the winter and I'm not a farmer. Yeah.

And I don't have a farmer's almanac in my library. I don't have cows, but I need a milk. It's funny because in the Midwest, that's just like everyone has a... That's just a jacket. Like every dad has it.

I'm this spring. I need you in like a barrel jean and a Miu Miu like Carhartt like zip up with like your stoner Miu Miu top. I just feel like that is so you. I finally bought expensive jeans. They're like crazy expensive. But like I was like, I I realized some jeans look bad on me because they're literally forty five dollars. I bought a gold barrel jeans. OK. And they're fucking great. I highly recommend. They were like.

200 something ish do you want to know where my dad gets his jeans carhartt sam's club sam's club he loves it he's obsessed with it he'll come home and be like guess how much these jeans were and i'm like i don't know like fifty dollars he goes seven seven dollars my mom is recently obsessed with not recently i feel like every family but we have to do a shout out to them costco

okay we don't have a costco up in albany so we were sam's club family okay so that's our our sam's club was our costco sierra post hey i want to get something from costco does anyone have a card i don't know if this is illegal but i was like girl i got you yeah and then my nana has had to get ear what is it called for her to hear better hearing hearing aids

You can get those at Costco. You can get them at Costco, Costco, shadow Costco. They were amazing. They got her like really great ones. She walked around the store and I think your Nana asked my dad if he wanted to try it at Giggly radio city. Well, yeah, my Nana was like, if you do it, I'll do it. And apparently she was like, try my hearing aid. He was like, I can't apparently like 10 years ago, it was really clunky and big and the technology has gotten really good. And Nana, you guys, Nana's going to get hearing aids finally. And, um,

it was actually, she writes a lot on Instagram

And she told me she likes to write a lot because she has trouble hearing and she feels connected with her community on Instagram because she could hear everyone. No, I'm crying. I can't like I'm I'm on my period. And no, I've been so Hannah. I've been so girly recently and like having like true girl emotions. Are you in your feminine energy? No, I've been so feminine recently. I've been like turning my brain off. I've just been like feminine. I've been saying sorry for no reason.

Babies have just been actively coming up to me. There was a baby in the elevator the other day and waved at me. I literally looked and turned. I was like, am I giving such good aura right now? Is my aura on 10? You're just...

a completely different person. I'm in my feminine era. It's just like, oh, it's so nice. You've always been girly, but like, but not soft. I've never been soft. Thank you. Wait, can I just say something about Costco? Why is, why is Costco's Sam's Club or in like BJ's, like the whole membership thing? So cunty. Yeah.

Like they're the original members clubs of New York City. Yeah. Like have you ever gotten a table at Costco? My grandma used to take me to BJ's every Saturday and be like, we're going to shop and then we're going to have a pizza at BJ's. And I'd be like, Grandma, I fucking love today. Yeah.

As you guys know, I'm a grandma, so I don't know what's going on in the city, but I've seen all these TikToks of girls just being like, if you're going to go out and you don't want to be at the club, you have to go to a member's club where they have dinner. What's your opinion of all these member clubs popping up? Is it worth it? Are all of them equal? Is it the vibe? As someone who has a pulse on the scene in New York City of cool people, what's your opinion?

What's your take? There's a couple members clubs that I frequent. I only belong to one of them because it's like, what am I like in Little League? How many things can I belong to? Exactly. And it's like you pay. It's like a country club. It's like it's like a country club. It gives me anxiety too that I'm like have too many subscriptions going on that I'm not going to use. Same.

It's like a country club without a tennis court. And it's just like, what is the point here? So if you know someone, they could take you.

Yeah, you can bring up to like a certain amount of guests. So like if all your friends like are one is a member at one place, like whatever. I will say in terms of like being in my 30s and going out, I'm not trying to like go to the club club. I do like a place that like you go for dinner, you stay till 1 a.m. and then you're fucking out. Like you're out of there. So I like it in my older age. But yeah.

again you have to almost you have to be you have to have a job because you are paying this like membership fee which like is kind of annoying but also it's very convenient to like be in your 30s and be like yeah i'm not like going to a club now but you're also like paying for the dinner on top of it it's not like you get free dinner you're paying for the dinner on top of it do people talk to each other like are you making friends so certain members clubs there's like no approach rule oh

yeah you can't approach people what if someone dropped something you can't be no it's like okay if i'm sitting at dinner and paris hilton is sitting next to me it would be d class a for me to lean over and say such a huge fan you can't do it at these clubs but i'm i think they're cool here's the other thing in like london i feel like that's all their going out scene is oh yeah they love houses

Yeah. So I feel like New York City is trying to like jump on that band wagon. I think like each members club too also has like a different vibe. So just long story short, just make friends with someone who's a member. Yeah. Okay. Like it's like the friend with the boat. Correct. Just figure out. I think pick one girl from each like in your friend group to join a different one. And you're like...

you're literally covered strategic just make an excel doc the reason that i joined one of them is because again i don't like anyone being in charge of me so like i didn't like that it was like i have to wait for someone to be like you want to come blah blah blah like i hate that shit i hate owing anyone and so you don't want to feel indebted to someone i'll go when i want to go and bring who i want to bring yep so like i like that i like being in charge of that yeah okay i feel like i understand it more

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a good taste in my mouth coming into the... I'm like, oh, people are looking at girls and being like, hey, you can be funny. And also I think that at the Golden Globes there were so many dresses that I liked and that I feel like that never really happens. Like I hate when I watch an award show and I'm just like, oh, I wanted like more. I set myself up and my expectations were too high. The Golden Globes, I felt like there's so many dresses that just looked so good. So I'm really excited for the Oscars and also...

Maybe I know more movies this year maybe than I ever have before. Can't wait to see if Ariana Grande wins. Can't wait to see what she wears. I do have to say, I'm really rooting for Wicked. Like, I watched it. I enjoyed it so, so, so much. Do you know what? Me too. I hate when because they do well in the box office and makes it like less artsy for some reason. When it's like, no, this movie was art.

Can I tell you why I'm really rooting for Wicked even though I didn't watch it? And you didn't, yeah, you didn't support it. I didn't support it. You publicly were like, this is not something I stand for. You denounced it. Here's why I'm rooting for it to win. Much like comedy and stand-up, I feel like they have not recognized it.

I feel the same way with musical theater. Like, yes, obviously like Broadway has the Tonys and, and whatever, and they have their own award show. I just feel like people look down on like a comedy movie. Won't put it in its own section. Won't give stamp stand up its own section. These people not only, and they're, and comedians are doing all of the things like they're acting, they're storytelling. They're,

No, truly. I feel the same way with musicals. Like, okay, they're acting, but they're also belting out a fucking song at the same time. How are they doing that? Cynthia Erivo was being thrown across a room while hitting a note while keeping her face looking decent. I can't even do that while jogging.

Yeah, give her a freaking statue to put on her mantle. She deserves that. But there was there is drama going around with AI. Have you heard about that? No. The Brutalist with Adrian Brody, which is supposed to be incredible. They found out they used AI to make his accent, his Hungarian accent better.

No way. And then apparently in Amelia Perez. Wait, I have to watch that. I have to watch that. I've heard people obsessed with it and people like so mad about the amount of nominations. That's with Zoe Saldana. Yes. So they're saying that one of the actresses to hit, the one who got nominated for everything, to hit some of the high notes, they used AI. And they were like, how could she win over Cynthia when Cynthia hit the notes while flying? Oh.

So there's drama, but it hasn't been confirmed, so I don't want to spread. I think it was confirmed. Also, I'm back on my Challengers bullshit.

Please, please elaborate. Look, I saw I was nominated in the Golden Globes and I did not say anything negative. I said, yeah, I support women in the arts. Like it's, it was for the like music in the background. I'm like, maybe you protected your own piece. You protected your own piece. I said it's none of my business. It's none of my business. It doesn't involve me. It's none of my business. Maybe it was when I was on the airplane watching the music didn't hit how it did in the theater. Did it make any fucking sense? No, but it's not for me. It's not my business. Yeah. But,

But then it didn't get nominated for an Oscar. And then Andy Murray, who's like one of the best tennis players who ever lived, a clip popped up because my algorithm knows me where he was like, as a tennis player, this movie was

like almost disrespectful like bonkers like this made no sense to me I don't know what it was and he goes maybe I it's like artsy and that's good but like as a professional tennis player this missed the mark was insulting I love an artsy thing that misses the mark but not when also the care I'm still get my back on my when the characters have they're like if you know what it actually is my business there's no character development you're not rooting for any of them

No, I didn't know what happened the whole time. If I want to watch house music, I'll watch house music. I don't want to watch bad acting with bad storyline over it. And yes, am I never going to get hired in a role with Lucas Gualdano? No. It's fine. And you know what? I can't even get a little role. So I'm fine with that. You can't get a callback. I'm bad at bullshit. But challengers did not get nominated. And I said...

It might be my fault because I spoke out. I have such a superficial take on it. I love a sex scene. As someone who in COVID, as someone who in COVID watched 365 days every single night, okay? And literally it was the cause of my breakup, I would say. I love a sex scene, okay? I get into it. I want to see it. I'm all about it. Mm-hmm.

If there's not one person, one man in the threesome that I want to have sex with, then what are we all doing here? Also, the whole movie's baiting. It's gay baiting. It's threesome baiting. It's players can play tennis baiting. No one actually did what they advertised the movie was going to do.

for that reason I'm out the only reason I continue to watch it is because I like seeing Zendaya on my screen I like her jawline I like her eyes I like her outfits like I enjoy she's one of those people that like I don't care what she's doing on a screen I like seeing her and watching her she's my Molly Mae but also what I would say is she can do so many things but why pick the one thing that she can't do

I want her to literally just become, I want her to lean more into being a pop star. Yeah. Like I want to see her dance. I want to see her sing. I want to see her. If she had a concert, I would go to it. Is there a new Molly Mae episode out? I don't know. I think there might. Do you know what I'm watching? Tell me. Severance. Hannah.

You started from season one? Okay. So I watched season one a while ago. Yeah. It comes out and we start playing the next season and immediately I'm like, Des, pause. I go, I have no fucking clue what's going on. Let's go back. He looks at me, he goes, you don't remember? And I'm like, no. Not for a second. No.

like i don't even know i don't even know what the plot is like i've no same that's how i felt i literally was like did i watch this show that's like but it would make me feel crazy but des is like weirdly smart with that stuff so then he he has a memory he retains information yep got it this is what happens when you're on your phone the whole time i'm watching i'm like no i was like damn

I'm like, I was high watching this because I don't remember a goddamn thing. I love things that are like a different kind of otherworldly make you think complicated. But for me,

for anyone so different you've we've never seen we've never seen a show like this and it's so crazy that like nothing could happen and you still have so many conspiracies about what's gonna happen like it's not one of those movies where they just show you it like we're learning every episode more about this world that we're so confused about i love that they keep it secretive but anyway do not feel ashamed re-watch season one of severance so you get back in the groove

I haven't watched episode two yet, but Des says it's like amazing. And Ben Stiller directed it. I didn't know that. Okay. I was just going to say, I saw a clip or something. Ben Stiller was doing an interview with Patricia Arquette, who plays like one of the main roles in season one.

And she said that he's such a talented director that he actually wouldn't tell the actors what was going on either because he wanted them to give off this confused, I don't know, because he wanted the audience to be like, what the fuck is going on? And the acting in it, I love when I become a critic. It's giving reality TV. No, I freaking love when I'm just like, oh, this acting. I don't fucking know. But-

They are so good in their roles. And like, it just really is such a good show. I love a show that is you're like, I've never seen this plot before. I don't know what's going to happen because it's so quirky and weird. But it season one is so good. And I do have to say with the casting, what's his name? Adam Scott, who I knew from Step Brothers as the asshole character.

Brother. Brother. He was so amazing in that. He's so good. He's so... I didn't realize like how...

He can really play anything, I feel like. And he's a genius. Apparently, Ben Stiller was like, this is what I want to do. Apple TV, we have to hire this guy, Mark Scott, who apparently, is it Mark Scott? Adam Scott. And they were like, what's he up to right now? And he wasn't really up to anything. And they were like, can we get someone bigger? And Ben Stiller was like, no, I want him. And they were like, well, he has to audition. And Ben Stiller called him and was like, hey, I'm so embarrassed, but you have to audition for this.

He came in. Isn't that a crazy thing as an actor? Like then it's insulting to audition. I keep asking actors I know and I don't know a lot, but everyone I've asked like for advice about auditioning, they were like, I haven't auditioned in four years. And you're like, what?

yeah that's like so i would have just assumed like you audition for every role i guess a lot of the time like they'll write something around you or they'll be like oh this is so this is so i can't think of one actress this is so you know like it makes sense yeah it makes sense because it's like okay well watch my movie yeah like you know i can do it yeah like didn't actually denzel just like said a thing he was like i haven't auditioned in 40 years or something what's your take on this which i saw on tiktok

They said, someone goes, I'm sick of in all these, what are those things you like to watch that are different?

different time periods period pieces period pieces people with botox and fillers can't be in a period piece if you have botox and fillers in your face i don't want to see you in oppenheimer i don't want to see you in gladiator i don't want to see you on bridgerton get out of gilded age if you have your lips done it's not for me honey no i stand by it i stand by it no matter the

makeup the hair the anything the filler just like comes out it's like you're from 2025 get out of here that's why Nicole Kidman just plays like stuck up business women who are getting paid really well and her filler looks fucking amazing for the role

wait when is that going to be streaming i want to baby girl i think you can pay for it on like amazon prime or something i need to watch baby girl i watched an aura which i i liked emily perez and baby girl are you guys we have so much homework we have so much homework we have so much no truly um side note when i saw lady gaga and a star is born the filler distracted me because i wanted more expressions i was truly like the only person that didn't like that movie

I don't like the singing and also I don't like the singing even though it was like a very crucial part and also the ending everyone was like so shocked I was like really like duh I feel like I sat in the theater and everyone was like my god I was like guys this is a remake and also like yeah this man was depressed like what the fuck are you talking about wait I feel like I told this story before but a while ago I need to tell it one of my ex-boyfriends he took me to a play a Broadway play and

and the whole time he was like i know what's gonna happen i know what's gonna happen and i was just enjoying the play i'm like okay like he's he was like smart so i'm like okay maybe he knows something i don't know and then during halftime halftime this is a sports podcast and don't you forget it during halftime he looks at me i'm like okay what what is so obvious it's gonna happen and he goes he's gonna kill himself and i was like oh

I thought this was a comedy. Like, I was enjoying it. Tell me that he doesn't. The guy never killed himself. So the whole time I'm watching this play of this guy being so sad, like, oh my God, he's going to die. This is the last scene of him. He's going to never kill himself. I look over at him after. I'm like, you sick, depressing fuck. You're like, hey, can I talk to you for a second? I think you need therapy. That was dark. I go, are you trying to do something?

the guy like goes on to get married have like a happy life in the play and I'm just like I think you need to talk to someone this is crazy I do feel like that's a psychological test to watch half a movie and ask everyone how they think it's gonna end and you'll learn a lot about a person yeah like I love though do you ever see those things on tiktok they're like Japanese like

Close your eyes and like think of this and like we'll say this and then think of that. And it's like this is what tells you about your personality. I love those. OK, so I recently got on psychic TikTok where they're like a woman who's holding something and she's like, tell me what color and shape I'm holding and use your intuition. And I got it right twice.

So if anyone needs their futures read, my DMs are open. But I do have a direct descendant from Salem, like for sure. Oh God. You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us.

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