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What's up, my Grammy gigglers? Sexual. Sexual. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. We're misleading because we're recording on a Sunday this week. We're recording Sunday. I'm so excited to watch Red Carpet. Red Corpet. Red Corpet and the outfits.

I like the music outfits because I feel like they get crazy. The Grammys are red carpet. It's Hannah Codet. Oscars? Oscars? Page Coded. Page Coded. Me, I'm like, I don't get it. The Chanel? I don't get it. You're like, why don't you put the meat dress on from two years ago?

No, me trust was like 12 years ago. It's crazy. Oh, no. I was thinking, what did Gen Z girls think about Lady Gaga? Because I feel like she hasn't had a real moment in the last couple of years. Yeah, like did they realize how iconic she is and how, I mean, she was obviously inspired by so many before her, but like. Yeah, Stephanie from New York City. I love her. Stephanie. I think she spells it with an F. Did you hear? Cunt.

The number one golfer has injured himself hand-making ravioli.

Where? Where does he live? The gigglers are out here attacking golfers now. What's his name? His name is Scott Schleffler, so not an Italian. Oh. So what were you doing? I literally don't care. I thought you were going to say like the number one golfer in the world. He's this Italian gorgeous man. No, it sounds like a guy who his wife was mad at him. So he's like, I'm going to make you handmade ravioli. And then he hurt himself. And this is why, like, if you're not an Italian grandma, just don't. You know what else it's giving?

lie no it's giving it's giving that's a lie that's a freaking lie because as someone who's watched many people make a handmade ravioli you could do that one-handed that is not a hard thing to do wait i love there's two kinds of people who lie people who just like don't answer the question yeah or then people who go so in so crazy that you're like you know too much detail i'm like

I didn't need to know what time of day it was. I was trying to do a spinach feta ravioli. The spinach got caught. And next thing you know, lost a finger. No. You know what's crazy is I don't know if it's because I'm single, but I feel like I'm going to say that a lot coming up.

I don't know if it's because I'm single that I miss Giggly Squad. Like, I feel like the weeks are longer. Like, I feel like something will happen on a Thursday and I'm like, am I really going to wait till Monday to tell the girls? I do just say Thursday or start itching. I start itching. And then I like want to tell you things and I'm like, hold it, hold it. This weekend, that's why Saturday, I was like, we got to move the pot up.

pot up to Sunday I got shit to say ooh ooh ooh well yeah and then I'll send you the text like checking in what's up but I hate when I call you and I'm you know when you don't want to say something to someone but then you can't speak about anything else because you're trying so hard to not say one thing so they're like are you dumb how about I texted you at like 8am on a Saturday morning this week and I was like and I just feel

No, well, you get morning anxiety. I get morning anxiety. That disappears by 1 p.m. So I'm out here all day. I'm like, I'm calling Des. I'm like, I don't like, I think Paige is having a bad day. Like, what should I tell her? Radio silence from her. I was like, call me whenever you need. I'm here. I'm literally waiting by the phone, like a good little girl waiting for you. I'm like, she's, I go, she must be in an escape room right now. She must be, have checked into a mental health rehab facility. And that's why she hasn't called me. Text you around 830. Just like, yeah.

You go, oh my God, LOL. I was so dramatic. I'm freaking out. Oh my God. That was this morning. Literally so dramatic. I'm over it. I feel like you wake up in a war zone. Do you want to know why? Why? Because I wake up and I grab my phone. And so when you see me in the comments, bitch, that's 7 a.m. My head is clear. My mind is clear. And I'm ready for the day. And then by noon, I'm like,

I probably shouldn't have said that. You know? I'm like...

Maybe no one saw it. It's funny because I used to be Mrs. Non-media trained where like when people ask me things, I'm just saying the truth. Like I would just say what was going on and I didn't know that you like technically shouldn't do that, especially with like reality TV sometimes. You know, things get so misconstrued. I went on my first red carpet with my mom for Go Red for Women to raise awareness about cardiovascular health for women. Did you know?

One, it's the number one killer for women. No, I didn't know that. And two... See, I would have said breast cancer. See? We don't know. That's why we're not women in STEM. Correct. But apparently... Apparently...

Up until very recently, they were only studying men's heart health. And whenever a woman would be feeling weird and she'd go to the doctor, they'd be like, I think you're PMSing. But like Sharon Stone had a stroke for three days and like didn't know. And like it's just very under 60%. There's numbers. There are numbers. Trust us.

Trust us when we say there are stats. Numbers are involved. Numbers are real. So it's just a classic case of we need to do more research for women and women will go to doctors and be like, my heart hurts. And they're like, you have anxiety. When it's like women, if anything, we have intuition. So raising awareness about that. I'm like, mom, let's go on the carpet. First interview.

They're like, ask me about you and like your dating life. And I'm like, oh, my God, because I'm literally trying to remember facts about cardiovascular health. You're trying to remember the phrase cardiovascular. I'm trying to pronounce cardiovascular. And they were like, are you hooking Paige up with anyone? And I literally was like, oh, I'm. Why aren't you?

Wow, I just got a finger pointed at my, a long, crazy long skinny finger pointed at me. I'm glad you brought that up. Where have you been? Sorry, I'm kind of loving a moment of.

I like a moment of rest. No, let's have a moment of rest and reprieve. We deserve it. But I told her, I was like, this is the thing. I did not want a headline. Yeah. I did not want to get involved because you've been involved. No, I'm in. And I was kind of enjoying me not being involved for a second. So I was like, oh, I know what you're trying to do. So then I just go, I'm...

I'm just I'm relaxing and she looks at me and she goes no you're I'm on voice she literally goes no you're not which I thought was illegal no I gave my answer go to next question she goes no you're not and I go let me be frank and choose I'm at home with my cat which is grace is that true

Yes, I'm at home with my cat. And in that moment, I literally was so close to go full giggler. I just wanted to be like, I'm minding my own business. Trying to mind my own business. Minding my own business. But then I saw the headline being like, Hannah Burner roots a reporter and says she's minding her own business. I wish the headline was, Hannah has been trying to mind her own business. Hannah Burner struggling to mind her own business.

But like me trying to not answer a question by press is, it's harder than the Olympics. No, I've been trying to mind my own business for fucking weeks now. I just like can't escape it. Well, it's also hard when I'm trying to mind my own business, then people talk about my friend and then it becomes my business. But then I have to mind my own business because then I don't want to, you know. And that's why you see me in the comments at 7 a.m. No, it's actually so freaking annoying. Actually, let me just...

Let me say to the gigglers what like I've been wanting to say since Thursday, since I've been itching to do the pod. Okay, because obviously like I see all the TikTok video. I try and scroll. But you know, I'm also like, I love attention. So I'm like, if I see my name, I'm like, well, let me see. And the algorithm knows you want to see your name. Right. And so like I'm trying to scroll, trying to scroll, whatever. Here's the thing. I never want to address rumors on Giggly Squad because

This is my safe space. How dare they try and infiltrate my, the men try and infiltrate my safe space. So like, I don't even, it's not that I ignore like random rumors or like, I don't care. Well, I don't care, but like,

It's because I'm not trying to bring it to the gigglers because the gigglers already know me. Who am I speaking to? The gigglers are tired. They've been fighting the good fight. We do not need to add more to their plate. These women are busy. The girls have been on their... They're taking turns. I've been getting DMs. They're like, Paige, please stay in the house one weekend. We're exhausted.

I'm like, no, bitch, I freaking get it. So let me just say this. I'm saying this here and now, and then I'm never saying it again, okay? I never, in the three years that I dated my ex-boyfriend, I never physically cheated on him, emotionally cheated on him. Can you mentally cheat on him? Someone, I don't know, but I didn't. And just because it's like,

oh my God, Paige is just the worst. And like she blindsided someone before the holidays. So let me just say that like when I announced my breakup on Giggly Squad, I thought really hard about like how I was going to say it, the words I was going to use because of this exact thing. Like I didn't want to have to do it back and forth. But like since no one's sticking up for me on the other side or like perpetuating even more rumors, I will say that Craig and I broke up Thanksgiving weekend.

Okay, that's at the end of November. Craig then went on and did press for Southern Charm, did whatever he needed to do, acting as if we were still together. And that was fine. I said that he could do that. He was processing in his own way.

Christmas came and went. Then I saw that my ex-boyfriend was on a trip presenting himself as single. And I said, oh, here we go. We're ready to announce. I then texted him and said, whilst he was on his trip, that I'm going to say something on Giggly Squad and we can both start moving forward. It's been a full month now. My text went unanswered. Fine. Giggly Squad episode came out.

That was what at the end of December. And then the narrative just like took a turn really quickly that I had cheated, that I like broke up with him like a week ago, moved on with some new guy. Let me say this here and now. I did not move on with some new guy. I am single. I don't have a new boyfriend. I did not cheat on my ex-boyfriend. And it was a full month.

that we were broken up and I didn't say anything because I do, even though we are public, there are certain things that I think should remain private. And he asked me not to say anything. And so once he was on a trip and being single, I said, okay, well, I can't deceive the public any longer per your request. I have a podcast and I have the Giggler. I have the girls, like the girls are here. So that is when I announced that we had our breakup.

Since then, since I announced our breakup, I have been acting single because I am single. And so even though he's not coming out and saying that like I didn't cheat on him, even though I asked him to do that and he said that he didn't want to say anything about the breakup.

So any of the other like baseless rumors that are that have my name in them, they are not true. When you're in a relationship, things happen in your relationship. You take inventory of them, you evaluate and then you decide if you want to go forth with that relationship. And that's what I did. I decided that I did not want to go forth with that relationship, but no one was blindsided. No one was cheated on. I.

really took to heart like what I said on Giggly Squad when I first announced my breakup it was really hard for me and I felt like I spoke extremely highly of him and

I will never be, I don't want to be the victim ever, but I also don't want to be the villain. I think this is like the last we need to speak of it. We broke up almost two months ago. Nothing happened that was nefarious or like cheating. There's not some big rumor that's going to come out, period. Now it's time to fucking giggle. Now it's time to laugh. It's comedy time. Yeah, this is Giggly Squad and I'm pissed that I even have to be serious.

Let's get into something hilarious. Kanye West is back on Twitter. And I've screenshotted my favorite ones. Speaking of receipts, bring up the yay tweets. Damn, just warming up. I'm rich. I can say whatever the fuck I want. I do this for the broke me. Shout out to the broke me. This one's for you. Me walking into Prada. Wait, what?

Is that the first tweet? Yeah. No context. No, I'm obsessed. Fuck reading and anyone who can do it. Period. That's what I've been trying to say. How'd you know it was really me? Did I spout something wrong? Oh my God. Me talking to literally anyone. No, I'm just obsessed. You know, like bring back, bring back 2016. Like when we were all happy and like Kanye was tweeting crazy things about like Kim like shitting herself. Like,

You know, bring that back. Kim was like, that's my man. Yeah, that's my man on the screen. Oh, I love it. I would love him to take this energy into some new music, though. Right? I feel like maybe he's awakening in some way, and let's put that towards your skill point, you know? No, I'm obsessed. Speaking of, like, the Kardashians and Kanye and whatever, you know what I'm not here for? People just randomly being mean to Kylie Jenner.

Like, people are so mad that she's dating Timothee Chalamet. They're like, she has no talent. Like, she, like, he deserves, he deserves someone what? Like, what do you mean? She's literally, she's a bit, like, she has stuff. You know, I feel like,

There's like this concept of Hollywood where it's like this is Hollywood and then like influences are influencers. But like, I'm sorry, everything is a mush right now. It's all a mush. Everyone's famous. Everyone's posting content. Is there an A-list? There's A-list, but in a day you can get out of it. Yeah. Like who's really A-list anymore? Like Bradley Cooper? But does that make Gigi A-list?

Right, and is she not as good because she's just like a model? I don't know where the list even originated. Where are we drawing the line on who's A-list and who's not? I think if you've won an Oscar, you're A-list. But also, and if I get nominated for an award ever, like I never said this, the awards are made up. Yeah. It's all made up. It's all, you know,

campaigning and who's who dicks are being sucked do you campaign for like oh my god it's a huge campaign like chalamet timothy chevrolet is doing an incredible campaign for bob dylan like going on snl and then oh like that's it's showing that you care like do you remember harry styles how he did the whole that was him like campaigning when he did msg for like 400 nights yeah that was

People don't talk about that enough. That was mental illness. That was Adderall for sure. That's crazy. How'd he do that? Wait, can we just announce we don't do Adderall, which I think is, why don't we? Wait, it's kind of so chic. It's kind of chic because you know what? We like sleeping. So when we feel the tiredness come on, we don't think, oh, how can I Judy Garland myself? So dark. So dark.

Oh my god. No, I was hanging out with my uncle all weekend who's like loves old movies and I was asking him questions about Judy Garland and he was like, no, they would just give her pills to wake her up, give her pills to go to sleep. No, that's crazy. That's how I felt in Denver. I was like, guys...

You're literally trying to Elvis Presley me right now. I was recently talking to someone about it and I was like, you know, they give you like oxygen things. And I was like, Paige was having a panic attack. I put a spa music at her face and then was squirting oxygen into her mouth. I was like, is this CPR? Am I doing CPR? No, that panic attack was crazy. That panic attack literally opened my whole world. I do have to say, though.

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You love cottage cheese. They have sour cream lactate. I feel like they made it because they knew I was going to go nuts over it. But anyway, we're partnering with Lactaid because we love eating milk and cheese, as you know, but we are dairy sensitive. There's something going on. If you've listened to this pod, you know that I have some dairy sensitivities. So we're doing a live Giggly Squad show. We're actually doing Club Giggly with Lactaid at the Dairy Lovers Lounge at a pop-up in New York City. Wait, I'm like obsessed.

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Back to celebrities, I went to this... This was my first charity gala. Where was it? It was in Manhattan somewhere. Like a big ball. Oh my God, no. It was in Jazz at Lincoln Center. Oh my God. Which, by the way, when I went to high school, you know I'd get off right there where the Globe was and then walk to my high school. It was so chic. So chic. I would hang out in Central Park, like little...

you know, artsy poets in Sheep's Meadow. But anyway, enough about me and my childhood. First person I see, Portia Williams. Stop. When I tell you, I did 42 episodes of Chat Room with her in my mom's kitchen.

Never met her in person. No way. Yeah, because I'm... Oh, yeah, because it's COVID. It was COVID. And it's illegal for me to go to BravoCon. Yeah. So there's no way we've ever crossed paths. We've never crossed paths. She's never come across your desk. She's never come across my desk. And I look at her and she doesn't realize we've never met in person. So she's like, Hannah, what's up? And I'm like, bitch, we've never met in person. And so that was crazy. Also, she's...

Gorgeous. And like, I mean, between her and Giselle, it was crazy. I was, I'm surprised they let me on that show. They were like, you ugly little rodent. They're like, you're the funny one. No, but they're so funny too. But anyway, guess who the host was? Who? I love how you say guess like you could guess. There's no way. I love the way you tell the story. Yes, you can. You can.

stupid little bitch you can't get it I'm like I don't know Mario Lopez Sharon Stone oh wow who is so beautiful and she so we're in like this now she does a good short hair slick back like pixie her the cheekbones yeah her jaw and her profile is so cunt so she walks on Sharon Stone in Casino is like my overall life mood board well talk about it girl

The most. So there was this huge backstage area because it was a fashion show. And I think she had like a lesbian moment. Well, that's what I've been... And who doesn't? That's what I've been trying to get you into. Honestly. But I'm just like, jokes on you guys. Jokes on you guys. I'm this close. I've been getting eaten out by the greatest lesbian ever. Okay, so...

Sharon Stone's walking by and she's with this woman who's like in control of the show who I knew and for some reason Sharon Stone like stops right where I am I think she thought I was someone I I think she thought I was someone I wasn't yeah or she was like oh this is some girl that I don't know that I should know and she stops and I'm looking at her and it's Sharon Stone and the woman next to her goes stand up it's Sharon Stone laughing

Because I didn't think she was stopping to say, I thought it was someone behind me. But she literally stopped and put her hands out. And I go, oh, hi. And she goes, stand up. It's Sharon Stone. I stand up. And I go, hi, Sharon Stone. Literally, that's the energy I gave with Victoria Beckham. I was like, put pants on. It's Victoria Beckham. No, that, yeah. Stand up. It's Sharon Stone. So I stood up. And I was like, you are just iconic in every way. And she was like, thanks. And then went on to walk. And I looked at my mom. And I was like, what the hell was that? I feel like she's really tall in person.

She's tall but not like Freaky tall but like Like a solid 5'8 Yes She's just regal And then she was hosting And some charities I do have to say I mean shout out Charities we love what you do

No, we love your work. We love your work. We're obsessed with all the things you've organized. Boring. Yeah. Like, they're just yapping, yapping, yapping about things that aren't... Like, they just... Some people at the charity want to hear this. Was it a sit-down dinner? No, it was the most fun, like, concert. And they did a... Like a cocktail hour. Cocktail hour concert. And then a fashion show of all these, like, red dresses. It was amazing. But Sharon Stone...

When she gets the mic, she has such an aura. Like she was telling stories that like weren't even completely related all the time. It was, she's killing on the mic. Then Suki Waterhouse is there. Oh. What does she look like in person? Gorgeous. Tall. The cheekbones out of control. Did she get bangs? Yes. And she just, she has an 11 month child. There's something about. Which is inspirational. There's something about British people and like they pull off bangs better than

You know? I didn't want to say that. I didn't want to say it because you pulled them off very well. But it's just something like... They sit on the face better. They sit on their face better. It's more believable. Like Daisy Edgar Jones. Yeah, like... She's not British. Yes, she is. She's Irish. She pulls off a lot of accents. Okay, European. European. Europeans pull off bangs in a different...

in a non-intentional way like i feel like american girls were like that's why the whole thing is like are you okay like we it's we go too hard myself included like i'm including myself in that but but it's so funny because she's so british but then she goes to singing and they lose the accent which no one's ever studied that no it'll never make sense it'll never make sense someone should study it like adele has an accent but like my adele doesn't

You know, like, Maya Dell in my head, she's from Queens. Right? Right.

If Adele was from America... Hello, it's me. Yes. Where are you? I've been waiting for years for you to call. Wait, I... I've been sitting watching Jeopardy all night long and you haven't ring me up once. I will beat your ass. Hello, I'm on the other side of West 55th. Where are you? How are we not cast in Onora is beyond me and I'm jealous. Mikey Madison, you're from LA. You lucky bitch, okay? I love that my Adele is...

From Queens. Let's have fun. Not my Adele. Then Sarah Bareilles. Are you familiar with her work? I am.

I'm not going to write you a love song. Her voice. Did she perform? She performed for 40 minutes and I was glued to my seat. Her voice is so incredible and now she's, whatever. Long story short, I haven't seen other people perform in a while because I have just been hamming it up on my own stage. It's so nice to sit back and appreciate others. It's so nice to let someone else talk. You know?

Sometimes I'm like, how about you go? These girls have been doing this thing called listening that I've never tried. Yeah. But swipe up if you want to listen. Hannah25, I highly recommend it. It was so fun. So relaxing. I almost, I think I may have learned something. I can't tell you the last time I went to something. You're going to say listen. Well that. I can't tell you the last time I went to a performance.

So I want to go see and Juliette. There's also this all in. I think we need to go to some New York City shows because it's kind of thing like people from- When you say shows, what do you mean? Like Broadway shows, not musicals. Okay. There's some like shows and Juliette's a musical, I lied. Oh wait, you just got so mad at me. No, it's just like-

You like stand-up. I love a stand-up. Look, you come hang with me at some shows. We'll figure it out. Yeah, maybe I'll just come and like sit in the green room of the stand. I don't know if that's safe for you. Have you ever seen a green room of a real comedy club? No, but I'm open to new opportunities. Or you're going to love it. It's honestly just like men who kind of look like school shooters smoking weed and talking about their cum jokes, which honestly can be relaxing.

I feel like they're the kind of guys that, like, when you're in a relationship with them, they're the ones that are like, I was cheated on and, like, I never got over it. And you're like, what age? And they're like, the fourth grade. You know, like, it's that type of energy that they hold on to. No, it's the kind of thing where on stage they're so charming and then they get off stage and you're like, could you –

Could you smile once? Yeah. Maybe I'll sit in the audience. But I'm saying like I haven't sat in the audience of something in a while. And I'm craving it. I even think as a performer, it's important to like remember the experience of like, you know, we never see the front of these theaters. Like we don't even see where it says like Giggly Squad, Michigan, whatever. What's it called in the front? It's called the front of a theater.

The marquee. We never see the marquee. We will go to tons of times, never see the marquee because we go in through the back door and get put as you like to do. And then we go in.

We never talked about, after we did Giggly Squad Radio City, like I got home, my brother came to the show and he didn't say anything to me other than, really Paige, an anal joke in front of our parents. Did he say that? Okay, that's giving jelly. It's giving jealous. And I was like, I didn't say it was me. It's giving jealous. Speaking of my papa, because, okay, the Giggly Squad books, there's like a galley that's been made, which is like the first book.

I don't know what a galley is. Yeah. But it's going around and I think they're giving it to some bookstores to be like, do you guys want it or whatever? And my papa started reading it and he was like, do you guys talk about pooping like you do on the pod? And I was like, probably. I don't know what chapter it is, but he started reading it and he really liked it. Probably. I don't. Look at the chapters. It's pretty self-explanatory. There's a thing called an index. Actually, there is a chapter of how to poop in public. Do you know?

There is. I definitely started that chapter, but... No, I'm obsessed with your family. Truly. We had a fun weekend with my Uncle Johnny. He has a basement of all old movie paraphernalia. Let's actually... I saw it on your Instagram story.

You've been Instagram. I love when you get in an Instagram story mood because sometimes you're just like you're reposting, you're like working, you're like this is what I've done. But then there are times where you really let like your true comedic timing humor. Last night I rewatched your Instagram story like three times. When you posted that dog and said I love your bob, I lost it.

like as if it was the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet because it was. You know what it is when I'm not with you and I'm not with Des? I don't have anyone to be snarky with. Yes. So then the internet is my people. Yeah. That actually wasn't what I wanted to write. I wanted to write fuck ass Bob but I knew that all my family would be reading and be like why did you call the dog?

And I was like, it's an internet joke, whatever. No, this dog's bob was so coiffed. And when it would bark, it would do like a like, it was like, it was literally Anna Wintour of dogs. But the dog was gay. It was a gay man. And honestly, he looked at me and went, ew. I was like, you would love. Oh, so you went for auburn hair. Got it. I said, you would love my friend Paige. You would love her auburn hair.

Wait, not to bring the mood down. Well, you already brought it down once. I know. Or bring it down again. This is so sad. My family dog, Polo, passed away two days ago. My mom called me hysterically crying. Oh. Did you get a weird sense when she called you that something happened or no? No. You're like, I'm too in my own stuff. I don't know if you heard me 10 minutes ago. I got my own shit going on. You're like, Mom, I can't talk right now. Fuck that dog. Fuck that dog.

Actually, this is so fucked up. My mom was obviously like so upset. So like I'm checking in on her the next morning and I'm like, hey, like, how are you doing? She's like, I'm doing a lot better. And I was like, OK, good, because I'm so fucking overwhelmed right now. And I'm like, literally, like, I don't know what's happening. Everyone's being mean to me. No, but when I tell you this dog was like your mom's shadow. Like, yeah, Polo. No, Polo was. I do have to say, I think we talked about on the pod, but when I did visit that day. Yeah, this is.

This dog was half in the grave. Okay, this dog is dead. The dog was dead. No one was acknowledging. No, this dog lived a good life. Long life. But like I looked over and the dog is, you know when they're laying, but like it doesn't look like they're breathing. This dog has consumed more Italian meats than any boyfriend I've ever dated. Some would say that killed him. Some would say prosciutto wasn't the thing to feed the dog.

overweight, and maybe had some cardiovascular problems. No, but I literally, like, when we were about to go to the show, I go, I hope Polo's alive when we get back. I just make, I kept making Polo death jokes, which I think is me. I hate animals dying, like, to the point that, like, I'd rather it be a human. Yeah. So I, like, couldn't handle that. The comedy started to come with it, but then when you told me,

I sent him a text. Yes, I sent Kimmy. I texted him and I said, sad news today. Polo has passed away. No, I got really upset. No, I can't even bring up my childhood cat, Trixie. And my dad, like if my dad's listening right now, he's going to turn off Giggle Squad right now and be like, I need to process this. No, the great thing about Polo was I got Polo after like our dog before Polo passed away. And I think we waited maybe like six months before we got Polo.

But I got him when I turned when I was 18 and my parents let me get him because all my friends were going away to college and I wasn't. And so like I just felt I was in such a weird time where I was just like, I don't know what I'm freaking doing. And I guess like I have to go to college. That's terrifying. But I was living home and I just felt like a little lonely. I felt like a loser, honestly. I was like, oh, my God, like I'm the only one not going away to school.

And so I was like, okay, I'm going to get this dog. I was with this puppy every single day. So like it truly was my dog. Was he the cutest puppy? The cutest. Because I was the only one home with it during the day. So me and Polo bonded so much. When you were supposed to be at school. I was like, should I skip class? Bark if yes. Bark if yes.

We ate mac and cheese and we snuggled. And also, as a puppy, the laziest dog I've ever seen. Just had no interest in running, jumping, playing. And I was like, yeah, get in the bed. And so then when I moved to New York City, I really felt like I had abandoned him. And he truly became my mom's dog. And he was just the perfect dog. Can we have a moment of silence for Polo? Moment of silence. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Should we start doing moment of silence for everything? No.

For people that we cut out of our lives. Moment of silence. Side note, we raised so much money. We haven't gotten the official stats. We'll post it soon for the LA Fires. And with the Giggly Squad t-shirt, we're so happy about that. We love charity. We're also very specific about the charities. Like we want to do our research to make sure we're not just throwing money or throwing supplies at anything. And sometimes you do stuff and it makes it harder for people. Anyway, long story short, it's complicated.

I saw a TikTok that said if you have acne on the lower third of your face and you're not like premenstrual, which happens every time I have my period. And you're not premenstrual. And it's like all month. Okay. Find a new relationship.

Stop. Apparently they said it's like it's a cortisol thing that like this man is stressing you the fuck out. And if you're breaking out while you're with him, it's like your body's response. Do you did you follow any of the Madeline RG Central Sea drama when that happened? Kind of. All the videos were too long, but it was he kept cheating on her. For me, they were too Gen Z. I was like, these are kids.

These are kids. They'll figure it out. But the videos I've been seeing, sometimes I can't identify. Are they back together? I don't think they're back together, but he just recently put out a song and it was basically about her and everyone was making videos. I hope she doesn't listen to this and go back to him. I would crumble. Okay, got it, got it. Oh, you're glow up and you're happy now. I would just call him and be like, give me 20%.

Literally cut me a check. You're using my likeness. Cut? Cut? The amount of men I'd like to call and say, hey, that'll be 10 fucking grand. Well, that's like Mariah Carey suing her ex for wasting her time. Honestly, I didn't understand her until this moment. Until this moment. At first, I was like, okay, Mariah. Okay, now I'm like, why haven't more women done that? No, the pettiness of Mariah Carey is something to like... Be studied. Yeah. What was I saying? You were saying Central Sea wrote a song. Oh, okay, so...

He says in it that like about her skin glow, like glowing or whatever. And she does look completely different since like getting out of the relationship with him. All of her videos she did do. I would follow her because when I thought she was just like cute and

Well, I love her accent. I love her accent. And she would always make videos about her acne and her skin and all this stuff. And then recently, she's the clearest skin I've ever seen, honey. Do you ever do... You do see some girls in relationships, and I'm talking about not Facetune, just Raw, where you're like, hmm.

I think he's draining that bitch. I think she's being drained from the inside out. Yeah. I want you, girls, look in the mirror. You don't really know. And I think you don't notice it until you're out of it. I'm trying to think like what if I had any breakups where like my physical appearance drastically changed. I once was in a relationship where

I knew I needed to break up with him, but I was so scared. And I stopped eating, which has never been done in the history of my life. I was so skinny, but in an embarrassing way where I wanted to eat but couldn't. I remember going to one of my mom's jazz gigs with my family and I ordered pasta and I couldn't eat it. And I was trying to figure out ways to make it look like I ate it, but I was so...

Sick and nauseous. No, because I knew that like I was going to be pulled aside and be like, what the fuck's wrong with you? No way. Because bitch has never not finished a meal. And then like even at work, I'd be like eating my sandwich and I'd be picking on it. And people comment about it. Like people would be like, do you not like your sandwich?

Oh my God. Yeah. So I got very skinny and then I started to feel like I was sick. Like I had a disease that was like taking. Well, I feel like I don't have good friends because I feel like anytime I'm not eating, they're like, you look great. No, when you're not eating. What are you doing? Keep it up. Are you not finishing that? Can I eat that? Yeah, but that's different. You're just inquiring about if you can eat it or not. I just remember that I got out of it and

It takes like a week or two or three. And the next thing you know, my body was like back in balance. It's funny because one of my girlfriends was like in the midst of breaking up with her boyfriend in the past couple of weeks. And...

It's so funny to like go through a breakup and then be like on the other side and then be talking to like a girl about going through a breakup. And you just like you have you really do have to let them get out all the possibility, like all the scenarios that they've made up in their head. And she was like going back and forth. And she was just like, I don't know if it's right. And I was just like, look, if it is right, you'll get back together. Like you'll be.

And then, I mean, we were three hours in. This bitch was like, I've never been more myself. Yeah.

You're like a monkey has been lifted off my back. You're also three martinis deep. True. Girls do losing hair is a thing too. Yeah. And people don't talk about it because I think it is like it gets scary, but it's more common than you'd think. I've had definitely had friends being like you're in the shower and you're like, oh, fuck. Like your body is literally like you can't you can try to trick your mind, but you can't trick me, bitch. You can't. I think my like I've had breakups where my face is.

Like I felt like I was holding weight like in my face. Yeah. And then like I would break up and I'd be like, oh, she does have a girlfriend. We didn't know. Human gua sha. Did I say that right? Gua sha? No, it's very interesting.

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He was like really, really hot in it. And he was, I think he was British. No, not Theo James. That's my love. No, it was a different guy. Anyway, he's on this new Apple show called Prime Suspect. Oh, yeah.

I haven't watched it. It's so good. Wait, can I just say, shout out to Apple TV. You're a little expensive, but you're... No, they're putting in work. Quality over quantity. Like, when they put out a show, you know it's been green the fuck lit. You're so right because their top 10 is the same all year. Yeah, and it's just fire. And then they bring back the really good ones. Question for you. Mm-hmm.

No, I don't know what's going on in Severance. I can't understand it. Oh, I've given up on that. Last pod, we were like, watch it, re-watch it. I have to watch another episode.

What is your... Like when you go... Okay, when you go to your apartment and you're turning on your TV, what is... You don't know what I'm going to say, I don't think. What is your... What's your streaming platform? Like what's your device where all your apps are on? Okay, this... I feel like I'm about to be naked in front of you guys. Like this is the rawest I've ever been on this pod. If it's what I think, I go. Okay, well, first of all, I...

Can I answer it in my own way? Yes, of course. This is an open forum. We created it. I sit down and just out of habit, first of all, I don't know how to turn my own TV on. There's too many remotes. I click every button until somehow it miraculously turns on. Then I go to the tennis channel. Okay. Let me rewind you.

You're going to the tennis channel first, but how are you getting to the tennis channel? So it's on cable. It's on cable, but I don't know the tennis channel, so I have to go tennis channel. So if I'm on the phone with you and I want to go to the tennis channel, you have to go tennis channel. Okay, okay. I think it's 500 something. After past 30, I'm not remembering. If you are past 30, I don't know what channel you're on. So I put the tennis channel on, and if it's a match, I like...

She sat. Okay. And I'll do my thing and I will have it on all day. Okay. If it's not a match I like, I can also go to Amazon, go to live TV and they have other matches on. Okay. That are sometimes like women's matches that I want to watch. Then I do go to Netflix as my first. Okay. Just to be like, is there a new documentary charting? Okay. I don't think you're understanding my question. Well, you said you wanted to do it in your own way and I'm a supportive friend.

What is your box? Optimum. Optimum. Wait, can I just say one thing? I'm not involved in the electrical part of this. My husband deals with that. I don't know what the Wi-Fi password is. I come in and I use it. And when it doesn't work, I say, Des! And then he's like, how come you always break the TV? No, I should have come correct. As someone who does not believe in Bluetooth or Wi-Fi, has never had a wireless headphone, I should have come correct.

My theory is, and I know it's true because I know that this is you too. Yeah. Men don't have an Apple TV. They don't have a Roku. They say, this is a smart TV. Why would I have that? Is that you? That's what Des has done to me. And what's crazy is our TV, for me to watch Hulu or HBO, I have to do it through my phone because it's not up on ours. Right.

And I just thought that's the life I had to live. No, it's not the life you have to live. I used to have Roku when I was living with girls. Correct. And they came correct. I switched to an Apple TV about two years ago from a Roku to an Apple TV. All my apps are right there. Everything's like signed in. Everything's gorgeous. I go to my brother's and...

Chaos. Chaos ensues. I'm like, how could you even figure out where HBO Max is? You know? No, I know. And not to brag, but Des is a man of the world. Yeah. So occasionally, for some reason, our TV thinks it's like logged into Ireland. So then I like can't get certain things because it thinks we're in Ireland, which is a very small country and limited. He's VPNing your TV and you don't even know it. I don't know what's going on. He's giving your TV an STD.

And you have no way of getting it back. But the idea of Des is in, he's in Dublin. For how long? He's coming back for a second. Like, he's on pretty long of a tour. Oh, my God. But also, like, we have stuff going on, too. Wait, so, like, what have you been doing? Well, like, that's why I hung out with family for the first time in years. You're like, well, I got to know my mom and dad. And they see, luckily. I sent Kim flowers for Polo. I don't know.

Martha May Juvier I spoke to Chris and asked him a couple questions but when he came in you're corresponding yeah

penmanship. I'm going to watch the Grammys full with no interruptions tonight. Wow. Literally three minutes into the red carpet interviews, he goes, I can't believe you're going to watch this for three more hours. All the questions are the same. And I go, yeah. And I'm observing a hundred different things of like, this is girlhood that you're not understanding. No mental. And he's like, this interview is awkward. I'm like, and that's why I like watching it. Yeah. Well, this is the first weekend. There's no football. So I wonder if the boys were okay. Was everyone okay? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, because they're waiting for the Super Bowl. Which, do you know, there's some conspiracy theories about the Super Bowl, which I don't like to spread, but I watched the game. They played. But please say them. They played the Buffalo Bills. Okay. And there were just some rumors that the refs are being very lenient with the Chiefs, which would make sense because at the end of the day,

Capitalism wins again. Everything's about money. Everything's about money. The league makes more money when the Chiefs go to the finals. Because of a woman. And now we've said it. And the way this bitch deserves a cut more than anyone. I think about it all the time. Here's the thing. There's no way the NFL isn't giving her somewhat of a cut. I don't think that would ever like they would ever say that because that...

I don't know why that feels illegal, but whatever. Yeah.

I feel like they've played her music. There's just no way. Because here's the other thing. The TV viewership alone, she's made them millions and millions of dollars. How would they not pay her? Like something. Or maybe she's signing to let them cut to her. Because she's not only getting hate. Oh, yeah. Maybe she's saying, you can show me. You can cut this amount of times, maybe. And give me a certain amount of money. And maybe her team gets approvals. Look at us making shit up. Also, yeah, I love this.

Or, and hear me out here, or she's like, I'm a billionaire. I don't give a fuck. I don't care about your little game. I don't care. I'm literally here to watch my bonehead boyfriend. Like, I'm being supportive. I don't give a shit. Can you help me with this one thing? Because I don't want to hurt any of the man's feelings. I'm talking facts right now. Chris, I want you to hear this. Why are the positions fullback, cornerback, running back, tight end?

Like we don't tight end. Like who was in the room like, okay, what do we call the fourth one? And they're like, obviously tight end. And it's always the hot Travis Kelsey's tight end. Gronkowski's tight end. They pick the cute ones. See, I can say positions. I don't know where they are. Tight end is a crazy thing to seriously name a position. Honestly, if any man said tight end to me, I'd be thankful. No.

No, but it's like... You know, I'm saying, thank you. It's one thing if all of them were like, side end, wide end, tight end. It has nothing to do with tight end. And then they just decided... What is a tight end? A tight end is the guy on, I guess, the end who keeps it tight. He keeps that motherfucking shit tight. After the game, what do they do together? Shower. And let's be honest, these men can afford their own showers. You don't have to go in the same showers. And I've heard multiple men...

football players are not saying it's team bonding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've never team bonded with a friend naked. The closest me and you have been to being naked in the same room together is when I'm pooping and you happen to be trying to do your makeup in the same room. Yeah. And it's against my will. I know for a fact I was in there first. I know for a fact. And that you had a chimichanga. Okay. And act like it was just us bonding. It was you having a serious problem. Okay.

It's an emergency. That's medical. That's just medical. I'm your emergency contact. Sorry, Grandpa, Papa, whoever's listening. Do you ever have a gas bubble that you're like, this is how I die?

I was in the car. What's a gas bubble? Like you have to fart? Let me explain. So I was in California with Andrew Collin. I ordered a salad. He ordered like a cheeseburger with fries, but it was before our show. So I'm like, I can't have a cheeseburger before the show. But obviously I'm starving. And he goes to get the car and he didn't finish his fries. So I'm like, well, now I have to eat his fries. So I shovel a bunch of fries in my mouth. And then you get the adrenaline of like, oh my God, I'm going to the show. I get in the car. Everything's normal.

Do you know when you get a wave of like diarrhea? Like it's not like a wave of pain in your stomach. Okay. Is it above or below? Okay. In your stomach. It's not like a heartburn bubble. No. Okay. For me, it's always, you know, I don't even burp. It goes out one hole. Yeah. So I guess you're more of a puker. Thank you. I'm so dainty. My mother is so mad. The other day I coughed so hard I threw up in my own bed.

I go, this is a no. I'm like, I need to go to the doctors. This is not okay. Daphne looked at me and was just like, ew. Daphne, who just shot in your bed five minutes earlier, was like, do that in another room. I honestly felt like it brought us closer because I was like, do you think I'm a cat? Like, I just had a hairball. You just had a hairball? And she goes.

You're becoming the same thing. Oh, my God. No, you know when you have to have diarrhea, but you hold it because you're in a car. Yeah. So it goes away and then the wave hits again. I call it a gas bubble. Yeah. This bubble needs to be released. But I'm like with a straight man. Right. And like if I was with you, I would just immediately be like, I'm going to give you a stat, a play by play. Yeah. Until we get to the hotel of how I'm doing. So Andrew said that I just got really quiet. Like he was like asking me questions. This is when you start sweating.

This is the moment. I'm sweating. And he's being funny. And I'm like, if I laugh right now, we're going to have a disaster. So I'm just holding it in. And I'm like, you're sweating. You're crying. Like, it's horrible. And when I ran to the bathroom. Yeah. And we have like a small green room. And it was just like him outside and me in the green room, like releasing my inside. There's nothing worse than. And I remember. What city was it in?

Milwaukee? Milwaukee. There was nothing worse than that. That was not even a bad one. That was not even a bad one. Grace and I almost passed away. Grace and I wear polo, deceased. And for all of you who are judging me right now at home, if you want a laxative, perform stand-up comedy. Like, I don't care what's in your body. You know what? Before you go on stage, you feel like a lion's chasing you and your body needs to, like, release it. I've never been married. No.

we know I've never been engaged but I can imagine the feeling you get before you walk down the aisle of like oh I have a nervous pee like have to pee or like a nervous poop or like whatever yeah it's that feeling yeah um you know it's crazy though I never had a crazy feeling getting engaged or getting married I was nervous before walking down the aisle but I'm way more nervous about like having kids

I hope they never listen to this. Can we have a moment of silence? Let's have a moment of silence. So yeah, I had a gas bubble, but I survived. Final thing I just wanted to say to like,

bond with you my i said like we're not bonded enough i feel like this episode we didn't really connect my i looked over in the car today and my nana's first of all seeing your mom or your nana scroll their instagram is so my shayla yeah my shayla and i looked and she was her algorithm has runway on it and nana's like oh i love this dress i'm

Wait, I'm going to start DMing Nana different outfits I see that I like. Nana's so cute. She was like, I have to respond to my fans right now. I need a minute. Okay, I have to talk to my girls. And then she got upset because she realized... This is the funniest thing that's ever happened. I set that up too strong. She said...

She realized that her Instagram posts are going automatically to her Facebook and she's upset about it. And I said, Nana, that makes your life easier. And she goes, my audience is different on my Facebook than my Instagram. And I'm writing to my Instagram girls. When I write on Instagram, I don't want it to be my Facebook is a whole different like demo. Yeah. And I think our Facebook recently got hacked. I didn't know we had one. We don't. We don't. Oh, no. Oh, a Twitter. Oh, a Twitter. Twitter.

No, I feel like someone did a... Anyway. Anyway, we're hacked. There's something not on Instagram or TikTok. When in doubt, we've been hacked. When it does, hacked. Justin Bieber. Do you know how many people I wanted to comment on the internet this weekend? Blocked. Can I just make an announcement? This last week, everything Paige has said, she was hacked. She was hacked. Anything you saw on TikTok or Instagram, hacked. But one last thing, just shout out. Yeah. Schiaparelli.

Look at you. No, the way my jaw dropped at the works of art. Is anyone doing it like Schiaparelli right now? No, it's truly works of art. That's the thing, like with fashion, it can be so different and like truly be like a piece of art that you're wearing. Do you think Schiaparelli is actually where we...

Come together. We come together in Schiaparelli. Because one, it's Italian. Two, it's like a little out there. No, I was just crying. But three, it's gorgeous. Schiaparelli is us. Yeah. We are Schiaparelli. Like if you see us, you go, those are Schiaparelli girls. Wait. We need to be in Schiaparelli together. Thanks for giggling with us. Thanks for crying with us. Thank you for starting fights with us and starting fights, defending us. Thanks for having my back. We love you guys so much. We have shows coming up in Hollywood, Florida.

St. Augustine, Florida. Nashville. Nashville, New Orleans for Galentine's Day. You guys better be there. I need to get all my outfits. I know, me too. I don't have them yet. I like forgot. Red pink moments. Schiaparelli. Oh, shoot. Schiaparelli. I'm wearing Schiaparelli. Okay, love you guys.

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