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What's up my game day gigglers? Okay. Yes, honey. We had a correspondent on the ground floor. This is a sports podcast. We used our own business credit card. We put it on the business. We sent Paige to the Super Bowl. Paige, what did you see on the game day? This is my sportscaster voice. What did you see? Thank you so much for putting me on the ground in the field working. The gigglers need to know what was the vibes? What was your opinions?

You know what? It's so funny because the whole game, people were like so hyped about it and all this stuff. And like I couldn't really focus till after halftime because that's when I got my TikTok. You know what I mean? And once I got my TikTok, I was like, okay, and what's going on again? What are we doing here? It was perfect. Thank you. It was perfectly executed. I thought it was like equal parts funny, equal parts like she's here. Here we go. I do think you're kind of...

Like, look, I'm the fat ass community and you're kind of taking advantage of that for your own sense of humor. I don't want to say that you're coming for your brand, but she literally goes clap if you a fat ass and I would start clapping and I was like, that would be hilarious if I did it. No, I'm like, she has been doing Pilates. Maybe there's a fat ass that I haven't seen.

No, I'm just kidding. You have the perfect little booty. The perfect little booty. Wait, it's so funny because I actually met a real sports reporter. This woman, Diana Rossini. I think she's on... A lot of Italians are good at... Like Tina Servacio. It's because we can talk, honey. We can talk. They can talk. Put me on the field, I'll talk to some motherfuckers. And I literally was chatting with her and I was like...

quick question um when did you like learn about sports what did she say she was just like oh like well i went to college for broadcast journalism and then like i just like went into sports and she was like you don't really have to know like every single thing and i was just like oh okay as someone who wanted to be a sports broadcaster before all my dreams died um i i know that there's like

different types of commentators. Like, there's, like, the one who's just vibes. Like, it's like, welcome back! And you're supposed to, like, look happy, excited. And then there's the color commentator who tends to be, like, a former athlete or someone who's, like, knows a lot. So your job is to, like, ask them what...

People might be wondering like, so why do you think the quarterback made that decision? I'm obsessed with it. Also, Erin Andrews. I just have to shout out Erin. Do you know Erin Andrews? I mean, I don't know her personally, but like, yes. She's like iconic and has been like that girl. Yeah. For years. She's 46. Yeah.

Wait, I'm obsessed. She's gorgeous. She's just running shit. She's the one middle of the field at the end of the game that was like, what's up? She's the one that asks them what they're going to do and then they say they're going to Disney World. Maybe. I think she does that every year, yeah. Disney World with the marketing. What a smart...

Walt Disney actually froze that in his contract early on. It's been a long time. How'd they get that? Let's talk about what you want to talk about, which is... Okay, I'm just going to put it out there. I do think for the Super Bowl specifically, and also actually maybe even not just the Super Bowl, there needs to be some type of fashion correspondent for what the boys, what the men are, boys, I was correct the first time, what the boys are wearing because what's going on?

Wait some of them Some of them though Ate it up Ate it up Ate it up with a spoon I don't want to shock anyone But DeAndre on the Chiefs Walked in with a full mink coat In 80 degree weather And I was like 4 plus 4 honey They were there for the looks DeAndre Hopkins I follow that man Yes No some of them were wearing Like Louis Vuitton Yeah

they come in with their bags i'm like what did you put in there would you put in your merch because it's funny it's funny because i saw there's all the correspondence they put the men like the big men in their suits all i mean it's the gayest shit i've ever seen but anyway it was a drag show it was a drag show like when they were coming out with like all the sparklers and the it was just okay let's just call it what it is and

And then Tom Brady had, like, full contour, and everyone was like, this is drag. He was also wearing, like, a million-dollar watch or some bullshit, and it was like... Tom Brady's face card never declines, has never declined in the history. He was stunning. Yeah. But I do have to say, it needed a girl somewhere in there to talk about the outfits. Because also, like, when girls show up in outfits at these award shows, we get...

Questions asked how long to take you what did you eat today? What's what? Who what stylist these guys walk in no accountability for their no? Well, that's what it is It's zero accountability and that's why they think they can get away with it And then we have the trip and then we have the trickle-down effect So soon we're gonna be seeing Chad in a full 70s outfit out in the bar and we don't need it I don't think I do hope trickles down. Mm-hmm

The bell-bottom jeans. The bootcut, bell-bottom, Kendrick Lamar jeans. I want to see men in middle America wearing that with a straight face. There's nothing I love more than a short king being the villain. Ha ha ha!

You know, it's just like... Well, when it comes to men, they usually are. Yeah, that's true. No, that's true. No, but he's adorable. He's adorable. We'll put him in our pocket. So well executed. I thought it was a great halftime show. SZA is just like... Angelic. Wait, can we discuss Travis Kelsey's outfit? I just... I just... People were doing before and afters, before he met Taylor and after. I personally...

I think it's red flaggy. Like whenever we all know from our end, whenever you look at a phase where you completely change yourself for a man, you were like, oh, I was going through something. Yeah. Granted, maybe this is who he's always been, but he changed himself the last 20 years to pretend he was a white rapper. Right. Right. He had a very different swag. There was actually a funny video saying how like every now and then he tries to dress kind of like

And it's like him revolting against Taylor. But I do have to say the funniest video of the whole night was he was just wearing his top after the Super Bowl leaving. And people were like, that was a Super Bowl party winning outfit, like his sparkly shirt. And it was giving walk of shame after a bad hookup. I would say after Halloween specifically. Yeah.

Like, there's nothing worse than the walk of shame after Halloween because you're like, okay, well, I'm not a fucking nurse anymore. There's no way this outfit could fit. No. And his was like 70s disco. Also, I don't love a burnt orange. It was giving porn. I do have to say, though, I'm...

it was getting it was people didn't want to say they didn't want to say the p word they didn't want to say because it was a family show yeah and there was must there was a mustache involved but i do like that he look i like travis i don't want to like travis but i know i like travis i like him i like that he commits to the bit i liked how sad he looked on the field that kind of turned me on in a weird way just like him being defeated and empty and sad i was like

I love all the TikToks of like all the boys like really watching the game and it being like the Barbie song like

What was I made for? Because this is their girlhood. This is their day. And I love to see it. Yeah, I saw a lot of the guys being emotional where it showed them freaking out. But it's like, look, they're just passionate. They're being passionate just like we are. Yeah. No, there's something about the Super Bowl that it's so cute. I'm like, you guys...

You worked so hard and like now is your moment. I loved when the Eagles were winning so, so badly that they put in their second string and it's like, yes, now they all got to play. Like, like,

you know i love that no i everyone's like dreams are coming true like it's very very cute um i will say this um mads mitch on who we love on tiktok hysterical hysterical she's like a little genius like she speaks so fast and so funny i have to like slow it down to keep up with her no i must she needs to have a she needs to have a podcast um does she not should we put her on our non-existent network

She would be my first hire for sure. Okay, you're hired. Hired. Hired. Not interviewed. She's like, I don't want to be associated with you guys. She's like, I literally would never work for you guys. That's an HR violation. And we get it. No, we do. But she did a whole video where she was just like, there's something about...

I love that the team that where the kicker was like, Hey, your wife should be in the house, like lost. And the quarterback for the Eagles has an all female like team. Like his agent is like a 35 year old woman who just like fucking crushes. And yeah,

There was something just about it that I just love it. And there was like an interview with Jalen and he said, they were like, oh, you have like an all female team or something. And he, he kind of was like confused by the question. He was like, well, I just like, I looked for like who could get the job done. And then like, it was them. And he was just like, yeah. And I was just like,

Oh, I love it. He's just... He's been nailing it. And he's also like... Because every now and then when I start liking a guy, like an answer, I go, do I like him or is he just good looking? Yeah. So I stopped. I stepped back and I said...

No, I actually did like his answer, but I had to test myself. You did the inner work and you thought, no, I will support a man in this situation. Someone did say because the kicker, Harrison Butler, who I accidentally picked for my fantasy football team because it was automatic and I didn't know and I hope I don't get canceled because of that. And I didn't even have to say it out loud now, but I did. Because I want to be transparent. He said like women shouldn't work and they should have babies and then his team...

I don't think he kicked, maybe he kicked one or two field goals because his team barely scored touchdowns. They were like, oh, maybe you shouldn't work. Yeah, maybe you should have stayed home and let her go back to her job. No, you guys, this wasn't even the beginning of the, okay, this was the beginning of the pod, but like when I tell you our notes are out of fucking control, we had too much stuff going on this week. Where do you even want to begin? Wait, I want to begin at, I went to the Christian Siriano show. Oh.

I sat next to Julianne Hough, which I just like, I never know what to say to like a really famous people. Cause they're either really cool or they have no idea who you are. She was so cool. But I like, I was like, I'm not going to sit next to her and not say anything. I just like awkwardly touched her arm. Oh,

And she turned to me and I was like, sorry, that might have been invasive. I just wanted to say like, I'm a huge fan and like whatever. And she was like, oh my God, thank you so much. And then like three seconds later, she looked at me and she said, your hair is perfect. And I was just like,

Thank you so much. Wait, I love that interaction because you can do that to someone. Like you can take your little dainty long thin finger. That's what I did. I literally. See, if I touch someone, they'd be like, get your hoof off of me. Get your dirty hoof. It was the lightest touch ever. I was just like, excuse me, ma'am. No, I know how you do it. I could never. I could never. They'd be like, you just punched me in the arm. Ow. Also, no one's ever turned to me and been like, your hair is purple.

Wait, so we're going to the Michael Kors show tomorrow? And everyone's nervous. And by everyone, I mean me. We have to see if Michael notices me this time around. He remembers you. Wait, I have another funny story from Christian Siriano. Yeah.

First of all, I met him for the first time the day before the show because he let me he like said that he would dress me for the show. So I went to the showroom, pick something out. And here's the thing about me. If you're working with me or I like am working with you for something, I'm decisive. Like you're not going to spend a lot of time with me. You have shit to do. I have shit to do. I walked into the showroom. He showed me one dress. I said, I really don't even need to try it on. I know that's the dress. You have things to do. I'm going to get out of your hair. He was amazing.

But I sat next on the other side of me was her name is Bronwyn from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, which I haven't watched this season. But I know that people keep tagging us in things together because we like she has a bob. And like if you have a bob, it's just like you're that girl.

So whatever. So we like start chatting. And so we go and she's lovely. And we go backstage after the show and she's standing next to me. And I see this woman standing in front of us and I go, oh, my God, that's Natasha Benningfield. And like everything in my millennial body was just like, oh, my God, that's crazy. And Natasha like turns. And then, of course, I'm like, Natasha, I like you're the best. Like I got to put you in a good time.

Please get away from me. And I'm like, oh, my God, I'm such a fan. She's like, oh, my God, thank you. And then all of a sudden, Bronwyn turns to her and goes, hi, I don't know if you remember me, but you performed at my wedding. And I was just like, wait, what the fuck? That's some rich people shit. Yeah, that's some rich people shit. I was like, are you fucking kidding me right now?

Also I love that she assumed she forgot her She's like I know you do a lot of weddings You're on the wedding circuit I'm like she's not out here doing bat mitzvahs Natasha is out here right now Because when I went to the Amy Schumer Kind of pregnant premiere Natasha just walked by us Which we need to talk about Side note

The name Bronwyn. Yeah. I've never heard this as a dumb New Yorker. I've never heard of such a name until it was Real Housewives of OC. Wasn't there Bronwyn Burke? Yeah. Yeah, there was a Bronwyn. Oh, yeah. I thought I. Is this a common name? I don't know. In the West Coast? I don't.

I don't know. I've never heard. I've never. I've never. Why are we European when it comes to anywhere other than the state of New York? How do you say Brumwee? Wait, I was with a bunch of New Yorkers in New Orleans and no one could say beignet. I was like, guys, we got to get it together. Okay. They already know we're tourists. Where's the big nets? Give me the big nets. The big nets.

No, I can't pronounce anything. They can't even pronounce. It's supposed to be like New Orleans. It's not New Orleans. It's New Orleans. New Orleans. But it was so fucking hot there. I bet. Well, also. Also, that's nice. Like imagine if it was freezing and then all the football players, their little fingers would be cold. But the game was in a dome. I don't. Why is the word dome sexual?

Very sexual. Very sexual. I don't like it. It was basically the sphere in Las Vegas, which we're going to perform soon. No, I'm just kidding. That seems like you have to be high. I literally get nauseous, I think. You'd have to be high. Yeah. Talk about the beta. They would have to put beta blockers up your asshole. Yeah. No, I'd need it in an IV. So I get a message that.

of an invite to the kind of pregnant premiere, which I was very excited about because Des goes way back with Ursula Carlson, who's hysterical in it. She's a South African comedian who's like huge fan.

and wait who did she play she plays the the dean not the dean the what are they the one who's vaping the whole time yes yes i mean she's seen stealer incredible she's so funny so i asked hayley not hayley bieber my other best friend hayley to come to the premiere and um

We sit down. Jerry Seinfeld's behind us. Stop. And of course, I'm in the corner and Haley's like closest. So I'm like, Haley, I'm going to need you to shut the fuck up right now. And I need you to listen to everything that this man says. And Haley loves to chat. Haley loves to talk. She quickly forgot. I told her that, that she was on observing duty. And then she's like, do you just want to switch seats with me? And I'm like, no, that's way too obvious. So as we're having this discussion, we're

Chris Rock sits... Well, first of all, okay, a woman sits down next to Hailey and she's talking and she keeps talking about her husband, Paul. And she's talking to Jerry Seinfeld. So we're like, okay, who's Paul? So we're doing our girl match. Paul McCartney. Okay. Paul McCartney. So then we're just... We don't know what to do. And I'm like, Hailey, don't... Whatever you think you're going to do, don't do it. Don't do it. Hailey just immediately starts singing. Hailey.

No, like she's also like either – I feel like she either says something and people are like she's the cutest ever or she'll like trip and fall on her face and everyone will be like, is she okay? Like she's just always going to have something. It's never boring with Hailey. So I'm immediately like, okay, brace yourself. Yeah.

Then Damon Wayans Jr., who's in the movie, sits in front of us. Then she starts freaking out because apparently she's like the biggest New Girl fan ever. So I'm like, okay, you didn't. New Girl is the best show ever. It's the best show ever. But like she's not reacting to, did I tell you Chris Rock sits next to us too? Yeah. So we're in a hot zone, right? Yeah. And I'm just like, Hayley, just listen to what they say. I want to hear everything. And she's yapping about, who knows what she was yapping about. Then Adam Sandler walks in. It was a crazy energy.

And I never go to the after party at these things because bitch is tired. After a whole movie, like you're ready to go to bed. I go, we have to go to this after party. I have to support Ursula. So we walk in. Also, I've never met Amy before. And like as a comedian, you know, she is one of the, one of the, she's one of the girls that you put on. She sets the scene for us. She sets the scene and train wreck probably made me want to be a comedian in like the most, not to be corny, but it's,

No, that's girlhood. That's girlhood. So I'm avoiding her, right? As you should. But like literally going out of my way to avoid her. It's out of respect. Out of respect. I'm like, I don't want to ruin Amy Schumer's night. So this is her night that I don't want to be a ruiner. So we strike up a conversation. Haley strikes up a conversation with Damon Wayans, obviously. Classic. So we're talking to him. He's giving me some advice. I make eye contact with Amy across the room. She points at me.

And I'm like, what's happening? What's happening? We're doing physical comedy. You like turn around. No, I did like a joke. Like me? I'm like doing things I've never done. You know? You're like, I'm a physical comedian now. I'm just like doing this. Yeah. Literally. So then she starts coming towards me and I'm like, oh my God, she's coming to say hi to me. She's coming to say hi to me. This is crazy. And then as she's about to say hi to me, this little girl, this little bitchy girl who, she must've been eight or nine. I think she was in the movie. Goes, eh.

And Amy turns and starts talking to this girl. And this is why we haven't had kids. This girl never even saw a train wreck. My dreams came true because of the train wreck. I literally manifested to try to be a comedian. And this little girl who doesn't even pay taxes jumps in front of me. And I'm standing there just like, okay. And I'm looking at the girl like, are you fucking kidding me, you little bitch?

She can't even work a full 12 hours because it's illegal. No, she thinks her mom's name is mom. So I weep. I awkwardly weep for that because obviously I'm not going to like shove a little girl. But I was thinking about it. I thought about it. Then I was like, don't ruin Amy's big day. So then Amy turns to me and she says something. I don't know. And then I was like, you're the goat. Like that was incredible. And then I get interrupted again.

By Adam Sandler. I thought you were going to say Hayley. Hayley, surprisingly, was, like, actually so good. But, um, no, Adam Sandler comes up. But you know when you're, you shouldn't be in a conversation, but you can't get out? Like, because of where we were standing, I was way too in, where, like, if I tried to leave it, it would have been awkward. But I'm holding, and I don't, I've said three words to Amy, and I'm in the middle. You have to, like, awkwardly smile, like, and laugh,

But you're like, I can't, I'm not adding to this conversation, but I don't want to take away. You cannot add, but you don't want to make it awkward. So I'm standing there in between the two and he's just like, I think he must have assumed I've like no name for a while because he was very comfortable with me being in that chat. And I was uncomfortable. I didn't consent to that. And he's looking at her and he's, he produced the movie. So he's telling her like his honest advice and like complimenting her about how well the movie like did in the crowd and

And I'm kind of smiling. And then he looks over at me and he goes, yeah, I heard you laughing. And I was like, okay. Let women take up space. You know my brand of laughter. It's called giggling. It's called giggling. If you're a giggler, just say it. So then somehow I get out of it. But then you know when your heart rate's so high, you're like...

Then I run into some gigglers, obviously, like whoever the prettiest girls are in the room. They're like, don't they? Doesn't it calm you down when you're in a situation like that where you're like, oh, there's gigglers here. Like, I'm safe with them. No, they went up to me. They're like, Hannah, we're so excited to meet you. And I go, guys, hold my hand. I'm not OK. And they were like, what happened? I'm like, Amy Schumer, just talk to me. And then we're like crying. We're holding each other. And then. Yeah.

Like these teachers, one woman was a teacher, someone else, she played tennis. They start talking to me and she's like, by the way, we're Amy Schumer's like childhood friends. So I'm freaking out. But again, I, I feel like avoiding Amy is just like the best thing you could do in these situations. Like she already said hi to me. Like we, we did great. Yeah.

I've never been to one of these parties, but a circle starts to form. Okay. Like a dance circle. Yeah. And that's when I started looking at Haley. I said, don't you dare. No. Haley's a dancer. Haley's a dancer. Yeah. She's a triple threat. She'll get in there and she'll sing and she'll dance and she does the thing. She's open to going to your bachelorette party. You guys can hire Haley. She should be hired. Incredible. She's a value add. Okay. Yeah.

Honestly, always gets five stars. Wherever she goes, five stars. But also, like, I've never seen a circle form and felt calmness. Like, it's like a laxative. Like, I'm like, I'm freaking out. I actively back away. I'm like, I can't add anything to this. No, Haley and I fully back away and I get my camera to show, like, I'm not in this. I'm filming it. Like, let me be the filmer. I'm background. I'm a journalist. At this point, I'm a hired journalist. I'm stage crew. Okay? I'm not.

I'm not talent right now. I'm the PA. If anyone needs a snack, I'll bring it. So Amy jumps in the middle and she does a funny dance. Then some SNL guy, Alex Moffat, does a whole dance. And it's starting to slow down. And Urzel is looking at me.

And Haley starts whispering and she's like, do the worm. And I was like, are you trying to get me canceled in this town? I'm barely getting accepted by the cool kids of comedy. I'm barely getting by. I'm barely getting by. Adam Sandler just made fun of my laugh. Like I am teetering here. Yeah. I just want to get out of here with no one going home being like, did you see what Hannah did? Like, that's all I want. Can we talk about that? I'm just trying. I just want to be a conversation in the Uber going home. Okay.

literally my whole life right now. I'm just like, as long as I can escape and not be a conversation after the fact, I'm good. But I do have to say the reason we both did reality TV is because for some reason we can't not. We can't not be the drama. I'm like, actually, I have another thing to say. Hold my beer. So then Ursula's looking at me and also Ursula easily could have just been looking at me, but in my head I was like, she wants me to do the work. As I'm telling this story, I'm like, she actually said do the work.

that is so fucking you it's oh my god i was about to throw ursula under the bus and be like well ursula forced me and i'm like ursula i don't think she even knows i do the worm that is us in any situation when a hot guy walks by him i'll be like he's trying to fuck like he literally works here no i have a whole thing made up in my head and then um but this is the thing amy looks at me and she does a point

Again, looking back now, I don't think she meant do the worm. Maybe she meant like, do you want to do something silly in the circle? Yeah. And as you know, like I'm zero a hundred, babe. Yeah. But like, it's all or nothing with me. I like yes or no. Yes or no. No. Here's the thing. This is why, again, you can't do drugs.

peer pressure it gets to you you're you are the easiest person to peer pressure it's so crazy like you could be adamant that you're not doing something and one person is like just try it and you're like okay but you know what's so cute about my friends and when I say friends I speak this very generically like literally every friend I've known since college

has never forced me to do cocaine no because i also think they're scared they go we don't want that kind of night it's not do you realize no one's ever like no one's ever asked you no one who knows me has ever looked me in the eye and been like you should do cocaine meet me in the bathroom no fucking way to the point that i didn't even know people were doing cocaine

Years later, I'm like, people take cocaine and coke? I'll never forget the time you called me after being at a party and being like, I think they were doing drugs. Oh my God.

Yeah, it's 3 a.m. in New York City. Like, look alive. I call Paige and I go, I don't want to start spread drama or gossip. I don't want to ruin anyone's reputation. They went in the bathroom and they were there a little too long. And I don't think it was a tummy ache. And they came out and all of a sudden they had crazy amounts of energy. So life's very short. Amy looks at me, does a point.

When I tell you this circle was, like, Ted Sarandos was there. If you don't know who Ted Sarandos is, he, like, runs Netflix. Like, he's the guy that, like, if he doesn't like you, like, you'll never work in this town again. So I go in.

Do the worm. And everyone's like, you did it in your dress. And I'm like, have you seen the Giggle Squad tour? I've done it in the most insane outfits. So I do two because I feel like three, you're like, you're getting greedy. Yeah. Like three, it's like, we get it. You can do the worm. So I did two like as if it was a mistake almost. Like I tripped almost and did the worm. Yeah.

Run off. People have footage, which I think I'm going to put in the newsletter because I don't want it to make it like I very you know, when you watch you watch yourself and you're like, oh, my God, I'm annoying. Like I was all the time. So I run to Amy after and she's like, yay. And then I run behind her and just stand there like it was your mom. And you're literally I was like, are we good? Is everyone okay?

Are we still okay? Is anyone mad at me? And then I told Haley, I was like, we have to leave. We literally didn't work. The anxiety like immediately hit and you're like, I got to get the fuck out of here. I'm completely sober. Like completely sober. Arguably, maybe it was good because I was sober because I was like, we need to leave because if I was drunk, I'd be like, so Amy. Yeah.

What'd you think of the worm? Watch, watch kind of pregnant. I did the worm at Amy's premiere for the gigglers. I watched it. It's so good. There's a lot of slapsticky comedy that like, honestly, I'm not huge into the slapstick stuff. I almost like pissed myself in the movie theater.

Well, Amy can do a bit, you know, like the back and forth is so good with all the characters. I also I had inside scoop from Damon Wayans Jr. He told me that she was legit doing her own stunts. Like apparently she fell down the stairs like eight times. That's so you.

No, it's my dream. She's living my dream. No, it's literally your dream. Wait, can I also say the other lead, Breanne Howey, I love her. She's in Ginny in Georgia. She's so good in it. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. When I did the red carpet for People's Choice, I was so nervous because

And she was like one of my first interviews. And when she was walking toward me, I like made a face as if like I knew her and was like, oh my God. Cause you watched Ginny and Georgia. Yeah. I love Ginny and Georgia. And so when she came up, I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. Like, I don't know you like, but I'm Paige, whatever.

She was so nice to me that it literally like eased my anxiety on the red carpet. And this is before I knew about beta blockers. So I was like so nervous. Can you believe you did that without beta blockers? No, no, no. Now I can't even go to a social event without a fucking beta blocker. I like pass them out to my friends. I'm like, pop this. Yeah.

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What the fuck is that? So it's like Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, a bunch of girls are doing this bang that like cuts across Billie Eilish. It cuts across... Again, leave it to the Brits. I don't think...

I don't think that we... No, leave it to a... Unless you're a British rock star. Yeah. I mean, they could... Look, those girls can pull it off. I'm just telling the girls at home. I don't need to be a sea creature. You know, I've got enough problems. I don't need to have a jellyfish hair. We're drowning every day. No, I'm trying to stay afloat every day. I'm gasping for air at all points.

Wait, one other thing. I just had like, I feel like it's just your pack filled. I know. Like weekend. Like I'm just, I had so much fun. Friday I did, Kazzy David came out with a movie called I Love You Forever. It's so good. And like, I didn't realize like, it's an independent film. Like her and her best friend from college wrote it and they like premiered it. I did like a little like moderation after with the actors. Yeah.

I'm obsessed with her like on a different level. I just like it's so rare to like meet people, especially like in your 30s and just be like, hey, like I'd like to be your friend. And like we kind of did that to each other without like being weird. Like I was like, hey, like if you like want to hang out again, like I would like be down with it. And I met her and her or I hung out with her and her sister and like

They're just, like, so cool and pretty and, like, I love being around hot, funny, talented women. Like, it just makes me feel like I'm doing something right in my life where I'm, like, you have a career and I love it. You know, it's, like, so good. I do have to say, in my 20s, I did not decenter men. I'm going to be so honest with you guys. I changed my fashion for them.

You know, you Travis Kelsey. No, that's crazy. I literally was like for me to feel value. I want to be with a hot, tall, smart, funny man. And then I will feel complete. I'm at this point in my life. I mean, granted, yes, I am married and I will address that. And that is so nice. But to feel and I need to call myself out on that because I pretend I'm not married, but I am. But I do have to say my fulfillment right now is like, yeah,

I want people to see me and who I hang with and be like, oh my God, she hangs with the smartest, coolest, hottest, most successful girls. And it's this weird thing that happens. I think in your 20s, we're all very scared. But in my 30s, whenever I see a hot, smart, successful girl, instead of thinking like jealousy vibes, I'm immediately like, how do I make her talk to me? Like I literally become creepy. Like how do I...

connect with her because I want her in my circle of influence I so believe that saying where it's like you are the sum of the five people that you surround yourself with and I and I only really believe it because if you do look back at your 20s and like your mood and what you were doing and look at like who you were hanging out with it's completely different like yeah

Now in my 30s, like I love cutting a bitch out. Like I love like walking away and being like, you do not fulfill me. You're also not up to my standards. Like I just like, no, I don't want to be associated with you. I used to have friends who would like definitely put me down a lot.

And I thought it was funny and I would lean into it because I'm self-deprecating. But then I realized like, oh no, they actually are like holding me, like suffocating me down. Keeping you underwater. Holding you underwater. Drowning me jellyfish style. No, why is this episode water-based? This is a water-based lubricant for your vocal cords so you can laugh with us. Why is this underwater themed? When it cuts to us just wearing goggles the whole episode.

We're so stupid. No, I... Why? Because we haven't talked in like four days. No, I know. I also feel like we're talking really fast. I know. I don't... I think... I was going to say I drink a lot of coffee, but it's literally 7 p.m. and I'd be lying. But no, I really am obsessed with... I want people to be like, oh, she's so cool. Look at her friend. And I know there was like in high school, people were like, oh, popular. I'm not talking about popular. I'm talking about this bitch's brain next to me is...

fascinating and she thinks big and she sees me. Like, I don't know. It's just friendships. Ooh, like you deserve to be with someone you're excited to be friends with. Here's the other thing I've realized is

Like, I feel like women and people always talk about like, oh, well, they like they have to be jealous of each other. And they have like there's so much jealousy with like like between girls. I'm going to let everyone in on a secret. Not when you're independently successful. Like when Kazzy asked me to moderate her panel, in what world would I be jealous that she put a movie out? I was like, oh.

Oh my fucking God, how sick. I would love to be involved in your like prosperous career. Like I would love to support you. Also the movie that she put out is so...

I think so important, especially when, because like we talked about being in like an abusive relationship. It's about an abusive relationship, but it's about an mentally and emotionally abusive relationship. And I feel like there's so many movies out there where it's like, it's so extreme. And it's like, Oh, you're only in an abusive relationship if it's physical, but,

Which is so not true. Mentally, it can be so draining. Like, someone that's just, like, constantly... You're not sure. You're always like, is it me? Am I the... Did I deserve that? So, it's not as, like, clear. I just think it's such a good message for young girls. And, like, adult women, too. Like, when I say young girls, I mean, like, early 20s dating. But, like...

in your 30s too like I watched it and I was like oh yeah that is fucked up when someone does that to you also side note about like finding friends who were like really cool smart funny successful a lot of these women I found have also been through something so I just want to shout out anyone going through something right now because it means like I just realized a lot of things I went through if I didn't go through them I literally wouldn't be where I am now and I would not be as interesting like I'd be boring as fuck

I'd have no lore. I'd have no lore. Can we can we focus on creating lore for yourself whenever anything fucked up happens? The lore, the lore that people are going to be talking about. No, I feel like I feel the same way. Like I truly don't regret like anything in my 20s or like anything because I'm like, wait, that is.

changed me as a person that like helped me get to where I am right now. Like my perspective is different. The only thing I regret is when I'm too hard on myself. Cause looking back, you're just like, okay girl, you were trying. Yeah. I'm trying. You're trying your best. You just need to drink some water. Um, wait,

Shout out to my mom. She made me laugh so hard because Des has been gone. He's been in Dublin. So my mom swooped like she was like, your husband's not home. You're hanging with mom and dad. And I was like, hell yeah, as long as someone's getting dinner, you know. So we go to get dinner and my dad orders one of those like fish spaghetti dishes, you know, where it's like angel hair with a ton of clams and scampi and fish.

whatever it is. Yeah. And he starts eating it with the little fork that you're supposed to put in the clam. And he starts like eating the pasta with it. Okay. With a little fork. And my mom looks at me and she goes, I have the egg.

eye the way I know he's getting the ache from your husband literally because he's using and he's like oh it makes me like eat slower when I use the little fork and I'm like that is for the muscle wait he's literally Cher from Clueless he's like if I cut it up into little pieces you're sitting here he's like chewing it and spitting it out I'm like dad what are you doing and then I'm sitting there my mom's rolling her eyes I'm dying laughing I just think like

It just made me so my mom says so many like things that we would say on Giggly Squad. It just makes me really happy. And then I tried to pitch her because she was on. She went on burner phone with me last week. We did one on karma. You guys should listen. And she was like really good. And I was like, should you and Kim start a Giggly Mom podcast? Wait, it should be a podcast where they just recap what we talked about the previous week and say like their opinions on it. No, I do that anyway.

And then they just call us. Yeah, they just do it in our freaking text messages. Do you ever sometimes, this is going to sound like a little mushy. Do you ever like sometimes think about your life and like,

like in a way where you're proud of yourself and then you get emotional because you're like oh my mom taught me to be like that and it's like I would have I wouldn't be like this like my mom has called me so many times like over this past like couple months or like whatever and just been like I'm so fucking proud of you and like your demeanor and like how you like what you say and how you stand up for yourself and I will like get emotional because I'm just like wait but like you taught me how to be like that and that

so sweet like I'm just obsessed with them also you don't even know the like didn't even teach you it's just who you are yeah can I say like a really sad thought I thought about okay um about parents yeah I think it should be illegal for like if they're over 50 yeah to have to um interview for a job

Because I was just envisioning, like, my mom or my dad in a job interview and, like, getting rejected. And, like, how... Like, sorry, that's my mother. That is my father. You cannot... He's perfect. They are perfect.

They raised me. You don't think they're capable of this job? Like, I'm sorry. Imagine someone telling your dad, no. Like, I know your dad is an entrepreneur, but imagine someone interviewing your dad and being like, sorry, you're not good enough for this company. I will burn your small business to the ground. No, there's something. This is why I'm actually scared for us to become moms because I feel like I'm going to be vicious because

If someone's rude to my parents or like does something to them, I'm like, I literally always say she better hope she never fucking runs into me. Like there's no one I want to stick up for more than my mother and my father. Like I feel like they actively are like, don't let Paige find out about this. And don't.

Don't let me know about it. See, it's funny because I'm not the Scorpio in my family. Des is the Scorpio. So if Des finds out anyone, my mom, my dad, anyone's upset, he has it handled. So shout out to Des, our provider, our protector. It's just like so...

But what I did tell myself, if I'm going to be a parent and my kid goes through something or something fucked up happens, we have to normalize adversity. Let your kid have adversity. Honestly, I'm leaning towards the 80s model. Let them figure it out. Let them go. Come home when the streetlights come on. Exactly. Because I feel like we were the helicopter parents where they made sure everything was perfect. And it's like, obviously...

you know there's pros and cons but I'm kind of like you're doing chores yeah you're when something bad happens I go and that's life yeah we're picking ourselves up we're picking ourselves up and then they're stronger because you don't want to have a kid who's spoiled or who have you seen I've been on mom talk for no reason yeah I'm not pregnant I swear I just ended up on mom talk so

No, I very much grew up with a mom that was like, and suck it up. And a lot of the men out here did not. Like there are so many times in my life I want to look at the men and be like, suck it the fuck up. I do have to say it's so people talk about like meeting the parents and like obviously you want the parents to like you. But even more so you want to see like how they parent him. Because like you just need to have similarities in that or like.

There's a lot of people you're going to meet so many people who you are attracted to where you've chemistry with, but like you're not going to parent a child well together. You're not going to have day to day like financial decisions to get like there's so many things that make people good boyfriend girlfriend that doesn't make them good husbands.

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It's just like they're on another level. The Japanese live in a 30, 25. I mean, I sometimes get on Japanese TikTok, the shit they have in their houses. I'm like fixing problems. I didn't even know. No, we had. Wait, that's a great way to put it. I'm like, wait, that is a horrible task. And you guys don't even think about it. Like how did you. We didn't even know that needed to be fixed. Right. No, they're they're truly ahead of their time. It's crazy. Yeah.

Can we get it? Like, have you seen it? You've seen it on TikTok? Yeah. I also we have a lactate event tomorrow. Shout out lactate. And I was making I thought it'd be cute to make a banana split for a promo video. And I couldn't get it to like you put a banana and you put the ice cream on it. I couldn't get it to stay. And people, my DMs were like, Hannah, you're supposed to cut the banana in half. You dumb piece of shit. So, you know, I'm going to say something. I've never been a fan of the banana split. Mm hmm.

because I just think it's messy. Like, I saw it as a child, and, like, my clean girl aesthetic was like, you're doing a lot. Not on brand for you. No, not on brand. You're like, give me a vanilla cupcake with a little pink frosting. I'm like, you're mixing three colors? Get out of here. Like, no. Also, the textures are all over the place. I more prefer, like, a bruleed fruit. If a fruit's going to be involved, let's make it warm. What's a bruleed?

you know like i mean i'm probably i didn't go to french culinary school but i feel like it's when you put wait is that a thing french culinary school no brulee yeah you know how they brulee it with the fire like you gotta brulee i never realized that's what it's called well now i have to google it because i know there's like a 50 chance i'm wrong is that daphne in the

banana brulee okay it's a thing oh okay i was wrong i think you have to put sugar on it or something no like i'm a people don't know that i'm a chef do you know that my mom actually has one of those little mini torches of course she does okay where does she does by her nightside bed stand in case anyone tries to fuck with her no um she hasn't bruleed in a while but she can she can brulee all around did she tell you i got her flowers

She did. That was so sweet of you. No, I do have to say what was so funny about it was she'd messaged me. She was like, these flowers are perfect for my house because all I did was order the flowers I knew you would like because I know it's an all white aesthetic and I got a little gold, a little white. It was perfect. So I was perfect. I feel like I got Kim points there. I was really happy about that. No, that was so sweet of you. Points for me. Did you watch Apple Cider Vinegar?

Hannah. Did you watch the whole thing? Yes. I feel like it's a show that like it's meant for both of us. No, literally when you texted me, I was like, okay, yeah, I actually have nothing to watch right now.

Where do we begin? Where do we begin? Okay, it's on Netflix. You guys have to watch it. It's six episodes. It's about this Australian girl who basically tried to single white female, this influencer who was a health influencer because she had cancer. She was trying to heal herself naturally.

It just so proves how like on the internet, people will say anything for sympathy because it's just like comments, comments. Like this girl literally lied and said she had brain cancer. This girl lied. And some Aussie, we have a lot of Aussie gigglers. They were DMing me saying like when it first came out that she might be like lying and she was raising all this money for charity for other people with cancer. This like kid who needed surgery and the money never got to them. So they wrote up that she's basically like not,

putting the charity money where it should be. And apparently all of Australia was like, how dare you try to bring a woman down? This cannot be true. We love her. She's perfect. Leave her alone. And then it came out that she was about brain cancer because she told everyone to buy her cookbook and her app because she basically said, my diet healed cancer. And it was very interesting also in this day and age kind of because, yeah, the internet is so crazy where people,

this other girl is basically you know she did some research about you know some cult place where you go and you drink juices and your cancer goes away and like obviously we all want to solve things um but it just showed that there's so much misinformation online and like and granted there's so much fucked up stuff with the health care industry but we have to trust that like

we're trying to cure cancer and there isn't like a secret weed that you can put up your pussy that's gonna do it because if there was hopefully we'd know what it was so the documentary is coming out oh fuck next week on netflix too or somewhere else on netflix on netflix so we are hooked in we and that's the girl that played anna delvey

no no but it looks just like her and you know what i thought i thought she probably was up for that role and she would have been great as anna delvey her name is caitlin devy i believe caitlin devy she was in book smart also she's yes amazing i don't think she's australian oh well she did a perfect australian accent but i also could have made that up okay and we'll fact check that because you know what actually she might be and she's just been american in every other movie

And it could be that too. Do you know who's not American? Who? Isla Fisher. I think I knew that. She's Australian. Yeah. Yeah.

How did you know that? I always thought that Isla Fisher and I thought Isla Fisher and Amy McAdams were the same person for a very long time. Maybe that's why I thought she was American. No, Isla Fisher. That's crazy. Like that's Australian people do not get enough praise for their American accents. No, they don't. I mean, Margot Robbie is Australian. Let's take a moment of silence for them. Yeah.

The pod just becomes one long moment of silence. Each week, I think we do need to do a moment of silence for people because like we need it. They need it. They do. They need thoughts and prayers. Let's be quiet. Okay. I have one final note. Okay. I wrote my college EDU address ruined my life. Okay. You didn't go to college. No, I'm just kidding. Did you have a college EDU address? Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, I had an email at the college I attended. Everyone's always trying to act like I didn't freaking go to college. Guys, I went, I had an email. She went to Jimmy Fallon's college. Yeah. Shout out St. Rose that my cousin went to also. It's true. I was just fucking with you. But what was your college email?

It was hburner at wisc.edu for Wisconsin. And that's what I used for like my Facebook and my Apple ID and my everything. And then no one tells you that after college, you have to change it because they shut it down. So like I went years not being able to log in to my Apple ID because it was EDU and like I couldn't get into it to change it. And now we know why you don't believe in Bluetooth or Wi-Fi.

You were traumatized. And that's the pipeline. Fuck all of this. That's the pipeline. Yeah. And I don't believe in mail. No, you don't. No. No, I get that. I think mine was just sorbo P some numbers at St. Rose.edu. How many just sorbo P's were there at your school with 500 students?

You never know. You literally know. Independent school shout out because you get more attention for people who need it. Yes. You get individualized attention where they say, we don't think this is for you. How many classes did you skip? Never, never skipped class. I was not a class skipper.

really well because i was like if i skip one i'm never coming back you literally i'll get a taste of that freedom and i'll never see my face again me with smoking cigarettes yeah with cocaine yeah that's how i felt about school i'm like you guys you know me too well i slept through most classes which is our brand um but i was there

No, I even would do like early classes so that I was like done by like one o'clock. I was a different person. I don't know who that is. Do you know that nowadays kids just chat GBT the lesson plan? I mean, I feel like I was doing that years ago too. I was ahead of my freaking time. You guys, wow. That was a lot of information. Wait, what an action-packed hour. We've never done so many things and tomorrow we're going to... I feel like Kevin Hart in The Rock. I feel like we just...

Oh my God. It's giving, what's her name? The Wizard of Oz girl. Who starred in the Wizard of Oz? Ariana Grande? No. Julie, what's her name? Julie Andrews. No, what's her name? What is her freaking name? You were just talking about her.

I'm trying to do a callback. Why do I keep thinking of the most insane people? I want to say Cyndi Lauper. No. What's on the tip of my tongue? What is her name, Hannah? Judy Garland. We fucking Judy Garland ourselves this week. No, I need to take a beta blocker. We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling. We'll giggle with you later. Bye.

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