Giggling about muses, stalking, and the end of an era
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What's up, my gorgeous gigglers? We're going classic. We're going OG. Oh, in the studio? And me saying gorgeous gigglers? In the living room. In our friendship, I feel like I've turned so many, I've turned Hannah-coded in like so many different situations. Where like if you had asked me like five years ago, I'd be like, ew. And now I'm like, I love it.

I've subconsciously been turning you into a rat. I kind of like now I'm like so into that like our studio's ugly. Like I love it. I'll see a clip on TikTok and I'll stop. Not because it's us, because I'm like jarring. And I think we're masterminds on TikTok because everyone's going to stop and be like. This clip went viral. They're like, is that color yellow legal? No.

To put on a camera? Did they actually vomit on the wall? It's like that sound that only dogs can hear. Only gigglers can see it. No, I saw a giggler actually posted like if I were to design the Giggly Squad like studio and she was... Burn it. I mean, it was like insane. She did such a good job. I'm like, that would be a trillion dollars. But I've been thinking...

Because who works in the summer? I love how we only talk business on the pod. Like we will not address it. And then you sit down, you go, new meeting on the docket. Well, we're all in the same room. What do we do in the studio? It's a problem. My thought is this summer, like the summer is basically over. First of all, let's not even talk about that. Summer's over. Summer's done. Done. Which is insane. Blink of an eye. I'm stressed about the fall. It's literally Labor Day weekend. It's Q7. I think in the fall-

We go, we start anew. We start anew. It's so funny. I talked to Grace about this this morning. I said, text Paige, because I was like, I don't want to go too hard at her. Like, you do it from the side and say, like, should we? And we have, like, a space. Yes. We go to a space. And we fully together design it. And I've been seeing, like, all the different curtain vibes that people are doing. Like, what's our coloring? What's our thing? You know? And I think we go...

OG like black like with the giggler squad. I think we go pitch black. Well, because it was really our colors were hot pink and black. Yeah. And then we turned. Yeah. We don't know. We don't we don't speak of whatever this color is. Yeah. Yeah. I chose it. Then we had like remember our old studio had like that wood paneling. Yes. Yes. Look, we've gone through a lot of eras. Yeah. But you know what I can say? You were in your creative era. She's Van Gogh.

She sees things and she goes, wait, I'm so tired of right now. It's like a Monet. Up close, it's really blurry, but far away, it's gorgeous. I have to let you know that I did put my lip liner on before this pod, but I realized very quickly that it was like, it needs to be sharpened. So I think I'm bleeding. I'm actually not even going to address that. Okay.

That was a cry for help. I don't have like the mental capacity for that. That's fine. Move on. Have you ever tried the lip stains? Because I feel like you're like the perfect candidate for it. Yes. Because you're always complaining like, oh, my lips like lose color and stuff. A lot of them can be drying. Okay. And then you have to like put a lip on after.

I've bought them. Got it. That's all. That's actually what I was asking. I bought the one that you pull off. I bought it all. I'm not waking up in the morning. That's too many steps. I want to be in the Uber and be like, fuck, I forgot to put lipstick on. And then put it on. There's something going on in the water right now. There's a couple of girls are dating men that I didn't see them going to that side. Okay. Yeah.

Joda Siwa. Okay. Fletcher. Okay. And Billie Eilish was seen kissing a man. Now, I am no one to talk because I kissed a man a week ago. Yeah. Yeah. But this is unsettling. It's unsettling because usually we see it the other way around. We see it like where women are like, and I've had it.

and I'll go to the women's side. We rarely see it. This is, it's setting us back. - Men might be evolving with new tricks. - Yeah. - Or we may just be tired. The girls are tired and, but maybe we forgot. - The JoJo Siwa, because you watched that season of Love Island with me. He was on that season of Love Island that we watched in the bed. - Wow. - Because it was like one of the very first seasons we watched. - I only remember Curtis.

He's very Curtis Coates. They're kind of similar. Okay, yeah. Like they dance. The JoJo Siwa one though, like that, I'm still, I think about it every day. Yeah. And it's, you want to know what I like about it though?

She hasn't changed any of her mannerisms, her outfits. It's not like she's like, oh, and now I'm with a guy, so I need to be more feminine. She's like, no, this is who I am. And I like kissing him for the moment. I do have to say, men love lesbians. And as someone who is lesbian passing, guys...

Look, guys love a little sports chat. They love when you're wearing a jersey. They got hard-ons for that. Wait, sometimes I'll watch TikTok in the middle of the night because I'll wake up and I'll be like, oh my God, if my thoughts start going, we're in for it. So I'll just immediately pick up my phone and start scrolling. They don't want the sound because I'm like, I want to fall back asleep. So I'll just watch soundless. And then if it's something I'm really interested in, I'll do one click up. Mm-hmm.

I scroll past this video and it's a picture of me and then it's a picture of Paige, the NBA player. Oh, Paige Beckers. Yes. Wait, I think I saw this. I'm watching this video, no sound, and I'm like, oh my God, are they saying that we're together? Yeah.

are people putting us as a couple and then I like raise the volume and it's just like the name Paige is like and I'm like oh okay sorry my bad Freudian slip I was like sorry you put me in a lesbian relationship I thought I love how you're starting your own rumors about yourself at this point you're starting conspiracy theories I mean I love reality TV this week I feel like who's gonna start rumors about me if I don't now can we have a moment of silence which we've never done

Thank you. Thank you. The end of a beautiful era. I feel, you know, like when you make like a drastic switch in your life and you're like, and before you do it, you're like, but how am I going to feel when I do it? Like, what if I regret it? I was like dealing with that. I was like, but what if I like say it to everyone? Then I'm like, oh my God, no, I want to go back.

I really feel so aligned. You can Tom Brady it if you want to. Totally. That was just, you know, a sports ref. No, then I feel like what am I, like, the freshman in college going back to, like, her high school. Like, yeah, when I was here. Chewing gum with your car keys. Oh, my God. Is Miss Leibovitz still here? When I slept in that room for the first time. I got fingered in that hallway. So, anyway. No, I feel...

I feel good. It's kind of also like graduating college. Like you're like, oh, this is sad, but like, no, I want to go to the next step. Like I'm excited. And then like whilst you're doing it, you're like, you have a flashback where you're like, oh, I wish we could go back to college. Like that was so easy. Like I'm sure I'll have that. But like, I just feel like I gave all I could give. I know if you're giving...

But also people don't talk about like, people do talk about it, Marilyn Monroe, but like nothing lasts forever. And you ever get a job when you're younger and you're like, this is what I'm going to do forever. Like, I'm obsessed with this. Or you meet a guy and you're like, this is me now. And then in a couple months or in a year, I mean, look at Beyonce's daughter. Mm-hmm.

Is that her name, Rumi? Yeah, I think so. So my favorite video on the internet right now is her going on stage the first show. Yeah, being pumped. The happiest she's ever been. She is over it now. Coming out on like the fourth show. She's like, we got it. We got it. This is my mom. My sister's gorgeous. Thanks.

She looks at the crowd and she's like, I don't give a fuck. I'm over time at this point. I don't get paid enough for this shit. So anyway, I do think there's so many beautiful things that happen. The fact that I'm starting my summer and no one's going to say to me, what story would you like to tell this summer? I just feel like, what do people do in the summer?

I mean, the world is your oyster, as I said, season one. I'm so excited. It's so exciting. I'm going to sleep so much. I mean, you already did. I'm literally... You've been sleeping.

No, but it's a freedom. It's such a weird job that it was. It's such a weird job. And you can't explain it to people. Yeah. You really can't. And it's, yeah. But I also, I did see like some comments here or there and people were like, oh no, like we're going to miss Paige or whatever. And it's like, but then people are like, well, we have her on Giggly Squad every week where actually you get more of her. You get way more of her. I literally just have to listen to Daphne. That's it. And she doesn't say anything. And Grace. And Grace.

And I also I need to thank the Gigglers because, well, when this comes out, Daphne would have launched. And just with like the email subscriptions, like I know it's Gigglers. Like, you know, like I know when like my team is like, oh, this many people signed up and like in an hour they give me an update. It's the Gigglers. And it just makes me I was so emotional all weekend. Like I kept tearing up because I was like, wait, what?

The girls are like showing up and it was just very sweet. And I'm wearing the Hannah T. Hell yeah. I love it. It looks so comfy. I also have to talk about you for a minute. Uh oh. Hannah sent me an edible arrangement to congratulate me on the launch of Daphne. And in the card she wrote congrats on the Hannah T. Oh my God.

I then go on Instagram and I see her comment. And her comment was from the queen Julia Fox. That she was, what is the guy's name? Brian Softee's muse in Uncut Gems. That was Josh Softee's muse in Uncut Gems.

So Hannah Coddard. So I realized, is it a lot of responsibility being your muse? Yes. Every time you see me, you're looking at what inspiration I bring to the world. I literally said in an interview the other day, I was like, and you can wear the pants with Crocs. And I was like, oh my God.

I was like, sorry, I had to do that for the Hannahs because like, if not, I just made everything for the pagers and they're going to feel left out and I don't want them to be sad. I love all the Hannahs. You're like, we have to keep the Hannahs okay. They will revolt. They're loud. They're loud. They could be pissed off. They will forget.

though so like that's what we bank on we're like they forgot and now they're napping no I don't know where that quote came in my head because I was like I always feel a lot of pressure sometimes to comment I feel so pressured well I was Josh Shaftesman when I wrote Uncut Jams

And then I looked at fucking. No, it was so good. Then I'm lying there with butter and I'm looking at her and I said, have you ever worked a day? Have you ever worked a day? I said, you have a bad attitude. You treat people the wrong way. There's been bad reputation about you on sets. So you haven't even been invited to a set. And you look at her and you're just like, you're not pleasant to be around. Yeah.

But I also, I was talking to Grace because I was like, we have to send her something. But I'm like, everyone's going to send her flowers. And like, I'm special. Yeah. Like, I'm special. It didn't even fit. I literally had to eat it same day. I was like, I'm not letting all this fruit go to waste. I said to you, don't leave it out because the gnats will come. Yeah. Not speaking from experience, but I did have an edible arrangement sit around for about a week and we had to like burn the house down. Is that because you watch Sirens?

No. Oh. No. But edible rings, I think, are hilarious. They are fun. Right when I saw it, because I got home, and so I saw it when I got off the elevator, and in my head, I was like, who the fuck sent me a fucking edible arrangement? And then opening the card, I was just like, this is so funny.

A girl sent me a meme and it was like, look, we don't like to talk political on Giggly Squad because we want you to have an escape. But someone sent me a meme and was like, I'm so sorry, but this is so Giggly coded. And it was like, Elon Musk was like, okay, you know what? You actually wouldn't have even won it without me. And Donald Trump being like, okay, well, we spent way too much money on it. Ginny and Georgia, did you know it was coming out?

I'm a Janine Georgia. I knew it was coming out, but no one told me what episode. No one tells me anything. Well, no, no one emailed us or anything. The kickers were like, we love how you guys keep things secret. I'm like, we don't know what's going on. I'm in the dark like you. Someone DM me and goes, what episode? I go, I have no fucking idea. So for people who want to know this stuff works,

a year ago they were like can you guys record this Virginia Georgia we're like we'd love to and we like just recorded it on our couch and then we never heard and then we never heard again from them I was like well at one point I was like they cut it you know I thought they did cut it yeah me too well they cut

that it was Giggly Squad. It was going to be Giggly Squad. Because it went more with the story than it was like a murder podcast. But so fun. So fun. I love Ginny and Georgia. So many people are watching. It's like number one on Netflix right now. So we are actors. I feel like I always say this when I interviewed the cast of Ginny and Georgia at the People's Choice Awards. They were, Breanne Howey was so nice to me. Like they were just all really, really nice. She also looks nice. Like, you know, people have nice faces. Like I'm like, you're a sweetie pie. Yeah. Like,

She can't be mean. And I actually met her at the Almost Pregnant premiere. Yeah. Kind of pregnant premiere where I did the worm. Didn't see her after the worm event, but beforehand she was really, really nice. Yeah, she's cute. One thing I wanted to bring up to you, I was texting one of my girlfriends. Other friends. Okay. Start with a fight. And I noticed. Did they send you edible arrangements? No, I noticed her location.

And we were like around the corner from each other. And so I was like, oh, I'm going to like run to like where she is and just like see her on the street. She ended up like being in a hotel, like at a conference. And I was like, sorry. Okay. I guess I can't come in. But then I got to thinking you and I have never talked.

Shared locations. Shared locations ever. And I feel like I have all of my girlfriend's locations and they have mine. And there are so many times where I'm like, well, where is she? But is that part of the fun with us? It's like, where is she? Where is she being? It's the only person who has my locations, my mom. Yeah. That's the only person. I don't have Des's location. Have I ever had a boyfriend's location? No.

You've put tracking on their cars. No, but I've shown. No, I know. I'm like, wait a minute. I don't think location sharing was a thing until the past couple of years. And I didn't care. I feel like in our days when we would go out, I could see that being so fun to be like, are the girls out? And where is everyone? You're not sure if you should go out at 9.30. But if I was 22 and I had a boyfriend, he had my location, that would have been worse.

In no situation with that. See, my mom was just like, hey, you haven't moved for 49 hours. I think don't ever share your location with a man. No, never. Even if that's your dad. No. Well, let's be honest. Dads don't know how to use it. Yeah, they would never know. My dad doesn't know how to post an Insta story. Yeah. But I don't think that a man should ever know exactly where I am or what I'm thinking. And put that on Instagram.

Put that on a t-shirt. Put it on a t-shirt. I actually had a funny mistake, which aren't they all? I may have said that. I went to Pilates a long time ago in LA. Yeah. And I signed up for it. And I felt so like organized. I signed up for Pilates in a different state. Like that was like a new level of admin for me. And I get there and it's like,

She calls everyone's name and she doesn't call my name. And I was like, that's just for like who's here. Yeah. And I was like, that's weird. But like, whatever. And I continue to do my Pilates class, whatever. I leave. Yesterday, I get a notification that I missed a Pilates class in LA. So I had signed up for a class like three months in advance and just showed up to the class. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Three months ago, you signed up for a Pilates class because you're like, oh, I'm going to be in LA in three months. No. I was in LA signing up for that next morning. I think the months must have been like wrong. Okay. So I signed up for a random class. In three months. Showed up like I signed up for the class. Got it. Did the class, I guess, with enough confidence. What do you think the instructors were saying after? Like, we had a vagabond in here? I think so.

She doesn't even go here. They must have been like a little confused, but I think like I fit in so well. Yeah. That they were like, no one's scamming us. But like I fully took a class for free, but then got me. Yeah. So anyway. Or they were like, she's mentally disturbed. Don't go near her. Just let her. Just let her do her thing. She's a little confused.

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Okay, so I freeze my eggs. Great. Then that week after my retrieval, you're waiting for your period. I get my period. Great. I have that for seven days. Okay. That was two weeks ago. My boobs...

Huge. Massive. Have not gone down whatsoever. I'm like looking it up. I'm like, is this like a side effect of like freezing your eggs? Like are they? And they're like, not really. Like it usually like goes down immediately after like you stop giving yourself the shots because then your hormones are going down. I don't know if my boobs just like didn't get the memo or

I've never had bigger boobs in my life. I'm so excited. And I'm really praying that they don't go away. Because then yesterday I was like, oh, I must just be getting my period again. That's why they're so big. And so I texted Josephine because we've like synced up and she's like, no, we have like two weeks left. I love what she says, we. But I'm obsessed. Wait, it's giving when girls were saying Accutane was making their nose smaller.

Yes, and some girls say spironolactone makes their boobs bigger, but I didn't experience that when I was on spironolactone. I, not a doctor, think that you actually needed estrogen and your body's just like responding really well to it. I truly think that when I hit puberty...

Something like didn't go something went right and then like I was fucked up from there on because I've I was I never had a regular period even in high school, but no one said no everyone was like Okay, cool. It doesn't care. This is why hormones are like actually so important and like men have hormones, too It's just like they're dealing with testosterone. We're dealing with estrogen you dealt with testosterone Do you what do you feel different in other ways? Um Have you been nicer people?

Oh, God, no. I, like, cried. I've been, like, more emotional a little bit, but not, like, overly emotional. Well, like, appropriate for a circumstance. Yes. Like, not, like, numb. Yes. Not, like, stone-cold Steve Austin. Appropriate for a circumstance. Yeah, you're reacting as you should have in the past. Sometimes I'll have a reaction, and I'll think in my head, yeah, that's a normal person.

keep doing wait this is page what would a normal person do if my best friend's well there are so many times where people expect you to be like oh and my immediate reaction is like okay i get over it that's what people are like can we jacked i'm like yeah yeah do you know how many times i've had to pretend to care about a lot of things and i'm like wow

I don't give a fuck. Well, I'm happy for you. But I would say the whole like finding your feminine energy. I think it's all bullshit. The right guy will love you a la Jojo Siwa no matter how masculine you are. Be you.

- Be you. - No. - Feminine energy, when it tells you to be more quiet or be more astute to his needs, fuck him. - No, I like, you know how girls say you can see your mental illness through the people that you've dated? If I truly went through my 20s and all of my boyfriends, I could tell you exactly what I thought about myself in that time period.

And, like, I could tell you when I had high confidence. I could tell you when I had low confidence. I could tell you when I was, like, literally flailing and this guy made it seem like... So it's... They say the person that you settle for is who you believe you deserve. Yeah. Which is straight up a fact, but then you think about some situations. And when you're dating a guy who, like, yeah, you don't know if he's fully into it and you don't know if you're even into him, but you just, like, want something, it's like, do you want him...

Or do you want to talk about something that happened in your past that's still bothering you? And also if someone doesn't like you back and you're trying to get them to like you, you have to realize that they're triggering something in you that you have to prove to them. There are so many situationships I feel like in my 20s where I was like, you don't like me? Perfect. Perfect.

Now I have to prove all the reasons why I'm amazing. In your 20s, I think because you're still becoming who you are, you immediately don't think like, oh, he's not the right guy for me. You're like, oh, I did something wrong. Like, let me try that again. Like, I just had to reframe myself for him. Where now in my 30s, if someone didn't like me, I'd be like, ew, you have horrible taste. And I'm like, I actually don't like you first. I didn't like you first. I didn't like you first. Hot take two is that the person you ultimately end up with also is going to like...

Like, his demons have to be right for your demons. Yeah, I do a lot. But you are still, like, solving a wound. Yeah. It just, you hope that it's in, like, the healthiest way. Mm-hmm. So it's like, you're not going to just find someone where everything's easy. It's more like, what wound works? Like, when you started dating Des...

did you go into it like being like, these are my wounds? Or did you like not even know until you were like in it and you're like, oh, he's helping me solve. Yeah. Well, I've never dated an older guy before. So I like, I really was like, this is so random. Like Publix was so random. And everyone there was like, you have daddy issues. And I was like, I've never met a guy like this before. Why did I turn to Charlie XCX though?

Just like have a bright summer with an old man, like whatever. Yeah. And I do think like every now and then he'll say something to me though that sounds like someone. Wait, you know what we don't talk about is that Charli XCX is like engaged, but like she's so de-centered, man, that like people don't even know. Well, she's like me because we like love the gay community, but we like, if we speak about being straight, it's like embarrassing for us. Yeah. George. George.

That's her husband. Or her fiance. George. Yeah. George. I love it. I was like, has anyone checked on George? But it does look like do certain things like that. I'll be like, oh my God, my dad has said the exact same thing to me. Or like my brother would have said that or my, like he reminds me of family, which I think is important. So important. But family is obviously complicated. Sometimes it's like, oh, this feels so like home. And sometimes I'm like,

ooh, like, okay, that reminds me of a girl who, like, needed to hear that. Yeah. Kind of thing. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Okay. Fun. Fun. Cute. Or sometimes you're like, oh, wait, when I heard that in my past, I would have reacted like this, but now I react differently. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. It's, because also, it's even, like, friendships. Like, we bond for a certain reason. Like, you remind me of my whole family. Like, you are Nana. You know, I think, you know what I think you remind me of? I think you remind me of, like, my childhood friend. And so I think there, I think that, like, when we first met, there was, like, a certain, like...

where like you were familiar. I was like, oh, you remind me of like my friend from middle school. It was giving like we've known each other before. Also, I do feel like your relationship with Gary is, your brother is similar to you and me. Yes. Except Gary's like a, well, no, he's shy. Yeah. But then he's like not shy at all.

It's similar to our relationship because when we are together, it almost is like we're speaking our own language. Yes. You know, like we can joke with each other and someone could be like, oh, what is that? And it's like, it would be too long to explain. Well, you'll like talk to someone else and be a completely different person than when you like turn to me and Gary. Like, I'm like, who was that who just talked to that person? I was like, okay. Okay, let's normalize. Everyone gets a very different version of me.

But also, I would argue you are the same. People bring out different sides to you. Like, I've seen a lot of your sides. Yeah. And some people are luckier to have better sides. Yes. And that's the diplomatic way to put it. That is so true. What I also just realized, you know how it's true, we talk about it, like if...

If you start dating a guy and all of his exes are really different from you, not just like hair color, I'm saying like completely different perspective to life or completely different way she carries herself. I think that's weird as fuck. Yeah. And I feel like with my friends, I'm the same way where like I've actually had like looking back besides Becca, who again, our friendship was based on humor and she was not girly at all. But like all my friends going back,

were like girly and popular who like they liked something about me and they took me in but they had some of them had like toxic traits that I was like oh shit like I can't do this yeah and like it's got I found like better people for me over time but they're all like loosely oh yeah no I could do that with girlfriends like when I met Stephanie I was like

Oh, it makes so much sense. I'm not like a random kind of human. You love these kind of people that are like warm and funny. I love, I like loud people who are like, oh my God, and I just thought of another thing to say. And like, oh, and have you heard about that? And like can just yap because I like to like take the pressure off myself and I can just sit and be like. But then it's funny when you really feel comfortable, you turn into the yapper. Yeah, then I'm yapping. And you've been yapped.

The yapper has been yapped. Anyway, we love each other. We watched Materialist. That's premiering in theaters only on June 13th. We got early access. I do have to say, it is a star-studded cast. We have Dakota Johnson, Chris Evans, who is definitely up there in my celebrity crushes. And every time I see him, I'm like...

You get better looking. And that's men, which is a whole nother podcast. And then Pedro Pascal, who is the it boy, daddy. Wait, let me just say one thing before we like totally get into the movie. Dakota Johnson, people don't talk about her style enough. And I feel like in the movie, like everything she wears, I'm just like, you look phenomenal. But like her red carpet style. She doesn't miss. She plays a dating coach.

I think in another life I'd want to be a matchmaker. Like I'm obsessed with matchmaking. See, I feel like it's so stressful, but it's such a good depiction of like what our modern day romance is currently because I have so many friends who have dating coaches now. Really? Like dating coaches and like matchmakers because people like are kind of sick of apps, I feel like. Yeah. Yeah.

And so I keep seeing them on Instagram like pop up and all of this stuff. So I feel like it is a really good depiction of what it's like as a woman dating. In your 30s especially. Especially when you are over 30. Yeah, because they were saying it's like these girls don't need it. But they're like if I can have like pay a little more to have a luxury dating experience because I can afford it, I will. But I've never seen dating explained in such like cutthroat, like not sugarcoating it ways where she was like,

Okay, we want a guy who makes over, you know, 150K at this height. And then if he doesn't have his hair, he has to make this amount of money. Yeah. It was so, like, scientific data of dating. It also gave you the other perspective of, like, men being in their 40s and being adamant that, like, they're not going over the age of 27. Like...

There's one scene where she talks about marriage has always been a business decision and how like different it is for women now. It was just so interesting when it comes to dating. It's also just like a classic love triangle that like has nuances and like very for today's world.

Go see the film in theaters. See all these beautiful faces on a big screen. It's so cute. Rom-com, girls night out. I'm obsessed with this movie. Materialist is out in theaters June 13th. I have to say something really sad. This is like so sad and I can't believe I'm gonna say it. Sex and the City, like the reboot. I'm such a defender of the reboot of Sex and the City. Like last year people were like,

It's the worst show ever. And I'm like, guys, give it a freaking chance. Let them stretch. Yeah, like, who cares? We're literally watching for, like, the outfits. Yeah. Also, it's iconic. Like, she could do anything, and you're like, that woman raised me. Right, and you're just like, it's fine. Like, okay, it's cheeky. It's a little, like, not as serious as the original series. And, like, guys, you're being too harsh. It's an entertainment show. This season...

I'm livid. I'm so livid because they're now, I think HBO needs to get it together. HBO needs to get it together. They're now ruining the original series. None of the characters are anything like how I would picture them to be in their 50s. You're telling me that Carrie fucking Bradshaw has a storyline where she's like,

with her boyfriend of like 25 years ago and it's about like phone sex no miranda is not miranda so it's like that's it why we why even talking talk about it let it out charlotte like she's not that ditzy charlotte is a strong like bring her back speaking as the charlotte of the group she's smart

Bring her back. Give her her own gallery that she had started. Why did you keep her as this housewife fighting in the park about dogs? No, that is not what Charlotte came out to be. I hate to get heated. Right now, with this energy, let's keep it going. Let's reimagine where they should be right now.

- So many different places. Actually the new characters, like I like them better than the old characters. - Yeah, 'cause I feel like you have a vision for them that they're not like upholding. - And I'm so sorry. People were really mad that like, oh, Miranda's lesbian now. No, that legitimately happens. - She's always been a lesbian.

But I'm like, okay, who cares about that? That actually does happen so much. I liked that. Is she running for mayor? No, why not? Why not? She's the assertive lawyer. She's not some like...

- I don't know, like she should be dating like this other power lesbian who like runs the WNBA. - She's not dating a power lesbian? - No, she can't even get a date on the show. And I'm like, oh my God guys, no. - This is so antiquated just 'cause she's a ginger doesn't mean she can't find love. That's so 1990s. - They make Carrie so like,

Carrie should be like the fashion editor of anything. Anything. Like a cool indie mag that she's writing on. They have her living in this gorgeous home though. So like I love that. She should be like the head like consultant for like the real real.

Yeah, like, make her... Okay, there's a woman, the woman that created Moda Operanti. It's, like, a clothing store. Make her that. Like, what are you talking about? She didn't, like, she's not doing anything in, like, fashion. She should be selling her vintage clothes while writing. And I'm just, like, I'm sure there's...

multiple women in their 50s that could have given you a list of actual problems that women in their 50s are going through. That's why I liked the original Sex in the City because I thought, oh my God, in my 20s, am I going to have to deal with that? What's, oh my God, is that going to- Or 30s. It was so realistically raw to be like, in your 30s, you're still getting fucked up at bars sometimes and saying, what's my purpose? The first season of Sex in the City, they were 32. Yeah.

Okay. I think that also needs to be pointed out to the Facebook moms. But now I'm like, I wanted to watch this because what are some problems I might have in my fifties that I would have never even thought about? Not really. Not really. Not really. And I'm livid. What should Charlotte be doing? Charlotte should be dating a hot equestrian guy. No, Charlotte's married. Let's not put her in a divorce. Is she married to a bald guy? He's,

He should have gone to Turkey by now, come back with new hair. The storyline is, does she like him with his new hair? Period. That's three episodes right there. You're welcome. Charlotte's very mom-focused with her kids and stuff, which is fine. But I want them to be entrepreneurial. I'm like, Charlotte running around as worrying about her kids getting into college is not...

Charlotte's smarter than that. She has more things to... Yes, obviously worry about your kids getting into college, but she's not running around gossiping. Let's have some priorities. Your children doing well in school? Fuck them. Fuck them. No, but I do think there's so many amazing women in their 50s, especially in New York City, with this...

craziest jobs. That's what I'm saying. They should do a show where one of them like gets asked to do Housewives and she doesn't know what she should do. Like make it realistic. Put us in the writer's room. That's what I'm saying. Carrie Bradshaw is also such an iconic television character. She chose to get married, not have children. Her husband died. She's now dating someone else. I,

I'm sure that's so relatable to so many women, but it's like, why aren't you talking about the fact that she didn't have kids? Like, why don't you bring that? Why doesn't she? There'd be a whole episode. They don't really talk about it. She just kind of says like, oh, I didn't have children. But I also think that's so relatable to so many friend groups who like one friend decide to have seven kids. One friend has not. One friend wanted kids, didn't have them. I just wanted to be more serious about it.

And it's like, okay, this is, like, not a real... Your storyline is, like, sitcom-y. I thought it was going to be more, like... I wonder if it's, like, different editors or different writers. It's got to be. It has to be, because... I mean, the fashion is a little wonky, too. I'm like, guys, I get it. It's, like, different, and no one... It's very Emily in Paris. Like, it's over the top. I mean, Carrie always looks gorge. Yeah. But, like...

No, it makes me sad. No, it makes me sad too. It makes me sad. And I, so now I've like been watching the old stuff because I'm like, no, those are the girls. That's their personalities. Their new personalities. Not even them. Maybe this is them in a different lifetime where things, maybe they took Botox and it hit them wrong. No, they don't do work on their face, which, you know, nevermind. Thank you for trying to make me feel better and epically failing, but it's, I just had to get it off my chest.

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I go to plays now. No, what is going on? Because I think I'm better than you. Oh, you watched Sex and the City last night? I was at a play. I was with real artists. For people who don't know, I'm trying to go out to the Hamptons this summer. I got into the elevator today to come here and my sweet, sweet, sweet next door neighbor, he looks at me and he goes, did you go to the Tony Awards last night? And I was like, no, I didn't. And then in my head, I was like, little do you know on my podcast, I fucking hate musicals.

I was like, no, but it looked like a lovely evening. The one thing I think you should see, it's not a musical, so get that smug look off your face, is O'Mary. Have you heard of O'Mary? So Cola Scola wrote a play. Pardon? Their name is Cola Scola. Are they part of the Coca-Cola fortune? They may or may not be. Okay, sick. They wrote a play about if...

Abraham Lincoln's murder was actually good for Mary Todd Lincoln, his wife. And that Mary Todd Lincoln is the alcoholic wannabe cabaret singer. And how she like... Why did they make Mary Todd Lincoln the way in Dallas Laps? They're like, she'll have a cabaret show. And there's hints that Abraham Lincoln... Was gay. It is the funniest thing I've ever... I don't know if it was like...

At first I was like, is it just like the room or the vibes? I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. And I don't laugh at things. Wait, why is it so funny to actually think about how many gay men there had to have been in the 1700s? They're all gay. I mean, capris were trending. You think a straight man did capris? They wore wigs whenever they had a meeting. There was someone that was like, wait, what about a high sock? They wore ballet flats.

- One set. Wait, let me put a bow. I think that'd be adorable. - Also they were like, I don't wanna write without a feather at the end of my pen. - Someone was like, did you see George's curls? Like, no, literally get a proper blowout. - Straight men with a full blowout weave and then writing with feather pens. It's giving the Glee blonde. - No, it's... - Then their signatures were, I'm sorry, like so gorgeous. - Gorgeous.

gorgeous i've seen my brother write his own name he looks like a fucking four-year-old these guys are writing like in john hancock that's a gay signature how'd you even get that last name that was around the time where you could pick them yourself also hot take only men are allowed to go to war it's giving golf trip it's giving you guys all just want to go hang out and kiss each other

And then they love their accessories when they go to war, too. No, the colonial men were gay. The, like, artfulness of their outfits is crazy. I need a historian who, like, specializes in gay men in the 1700s. It's one thing if when they went to war, they were wearing, like, armor. Right. They literally were just wearing fancy outfits. Because if you compare them to, like, the...

Who are like the Norwegians. Okay, the gladiators. Or the Vikings. The Vikings. The Vikings had like bones of animal tusks in their head. Yeah, the Vikings like are... You can tell. Apparently they like created STDs, the Vikings. Like they've spread their fucking seed. I could so see that. But like they probably had nice blue eyes. Yeah. They had really good hair, I feel like, too. Sorry, I just had a sex dream. But anyway, so then like... I feel like the colonial men were like...

I'm not loving the hat wear. - This is fucked up, but it's hard to know if someone's British or just gay. And we are descendants, a lot of us, of the Brits that came in. Not me and you. - No, not us. - Not us. But it was the Brits, the Dutch,

We're not responsible. We're not involved in any of the original drama. This play is not about us. Not about us. We were trying to, like, make tomatoes. No. My family, no. There was olive oil involved. We don't know what they were doing. Were we fighting the mafia in Sicily? Yes. But that's our own issue. Yeah, we were doing literally other things. But...

So anyway, the show was amazing. Go see O'Mancy. But it's funny because I was like, I'm not going to like this play about history. I hate history. I don't want to know about why we should learn from history. I do love a period piece. You love a period piece. The funniest thing about close school is they were like, I did literally zero research on her and this is just how I felt. There are so many political...

figures and men that there's like i feel like so many rumors that they're gay like there's a rumor that jfk was gay yeah his best friend never got married there's a lot of roommate stories a lot of roommates if you're going to the south of france together that's a honeymoon you're coming over for christmas dinner oh you're sleeping together that night i mean let's i do have to say now that we're in our 30s if you meet a guy in his 30s with a

Figure it out. I'd rather you have a studio. Why don't more men want to be gay? We would like you so much more. Come out. I do think, though, in Hollywood, it's still, like, archaic, where if you find out the guy's gay, he's not going to get the leading Hollywood roles.

So that's why a lot of them are in the closet. No, all the Bridgerton men are gay and I still love them. Are they? Just one, but... Is Jonathan Bailey... Gay. When I watched Wicked, I touched myself to him. No, his season of Bridgerton, like his sex scenes with the girl that he ends up marrying. Yeah, I'm in it. Do you know why I love gay men, which goes back to the beginning of what we talked about? Because they are the ultimate...

I can never have them. Like, they... The ultimate challenge. The ultimate challenge. I'm like, that man will never want to fuck me and that is my type. Yeah. That is my type to a T. That's biological. They don't want to fuck you. No, Jonathan Bailey is... So good looking. So good looking. Also...

I watched the Tonys last night because I was... Oh, they were on TV? They were on TV last night. Oh, I didn't even know. I know. Well, I didn't tell you because it was a lot of singing. So I assumed... I mean, I couldn't imagine. But it started with this thing. It started with Cynthia Erivo. Okay. And she's like... I think she's going to go down as like...

a Whitney Houston of our generation. I feel like they're going to get like a ton of Oscars this year. I just think it's weird that they didn't give them anything before because I don't like that whole like, well, wait for part two to come out. I want my shit now. Yeah, but I think that's true. That's so annoying though. I didn't even know there was a part two until a couple months ago. Neither did I. Yeah. And I'm worried about what's going to happen. No one tell me a spoiler. I'd assume they're not doing another press tour.

Oh, they are. Oh. I mean, these poor girls. Yeah. But what's interesting about Cynthia Erivo is she actually had an album come out in 2021 that no one listened to. And then Ariana gave her some, like, positivity. And also, like, Wicked did so well. But now she's, like, has another album coming out. But it's just so interesting. There's so many talented people that, like,

puts stuff out there and no one listens to it. And it's like you wonder, you know, I'm just, it's so great that Cynthia found her way for us to be able to watch her host the Oscars and be amazing. Host the Tonys. Sorry, the Tonys, the Tonys. Oh, she hosted. Yeah, she was the host. Yeah, she's like dominating. Did she have like a ton of alpha changes? So many. She's wearing Schiaparelli in the beginning, which you know is our brand. You love. I'm, yeah, obsessed with Schiaparelli. You're amused. I'm amused with Schiaparelli.

They reach out, hey, we saw the Daphne shirt and we know you're behind it. Ben Stiller was there, which was random. Why is Ben Stiller popping up everywhere? Well, he made a joke about the Knicks game. He's like, look, men love talking about the Knicks. Yeah, they love it. Yeah, the Knicks lost. I know there's a big crossover between theater and sports fans, which is kind of funny. People laugh. That's funny. He's funny. Yeah, what else? Adam Lambert was there. Okay. Yeah.

I love Adam Lambert. Let him sing more. Let him sing. Nicole Scherzer. Yeah. She won a Tony. Oh, and you saw that play. And I saw that play. Sorry. No, I'm like in it. No. I'm like, okay, interesting. I was like, I'm keeping notes. I feel like me talking shit about musical theater. It's like going to get to a point where you're like, can you stop? Wait, can I put out a, I just had a intuitive moment. Yeah.

The same way how you were like, I hate cats. And I was like, now it's my mission. No, no, no, no, no. In four years, she's going to be starring as Roxy on Broadway. Oh, no. Well, if the money's right, obviously. Wait, I go to plays now. No, you like go to plays now. I will say I went out on a date one time with this one guy. It was like, maybe.

like our second or third date and or was it our first no how do you have been like our second or first yeah that would have been insane and we went to a play and i remember feeling like so new york city we left at i was gonna say halftime we left at um it is it does feel so new york it's so new york i honestly prefer it to a movie okay come on now you've hit your head when i was like going to the movies like i'm gonna go somewhere i want are you kidding me sweat

I want to see people work. You want to sit in a chair that's two sizes too small and stand in a line and they don't even really have any good snacks? I just have Raisinets. You know they do eight shows a week? It kind of made our tour... The schedule... It's crazy. They're all dying. Honestly...

They all literally were at the Tony's like, I'm so tired. Thank you. I have to go to bed. No, anyone on Broadway listened to like my beta blogger episode and was like, fucking loser. Suck it off. No, that's all I say when I go to plays. I'm like, and then they're going to do this again. I told you my like, I had a demonic ex-boyfriend who was like so negative all the time and he was definitely depressed, but like I didn't see it because he was tall. Because he was so hot though. He was so hot.

hot and he was miserable to be around but no one knew everyone was just like you guys are so happy together but I'm like why when I'm with him do I feel like the world is full of doom and gloom yeah I told this story before but it's just so funny at the end of the first

He looks at me and he's like, this play is so obvious, this play. It's so stupid. And like, he's smart. Oh, you've told me this story. And he was like, he's going to, you were like, he's going to kill himself. He goes, it's obvious the main guy is going to kill himself. I said, what? And I assume like he knows things because he's smart and tall and hot. And I was like, wow, I literally missed that. I didn't see any inkling that the man was going to kill himself. Yeah.

And I'm like, this is going to be really heavy, this play. So, like, it goes back on. And the whole time I'm like, that man's about to die. Like, he's going to take his own life. Lips. No one died. No one died. I left that play. I said, you're a sick fuck. Yeah, you should see Paul. Get out of my life. Dated him for six more months. We had to plan your escape. But it is funny when you see, like, A-list people like Sarah –

Shook, Snook. Yeah. Shiv Roy from Succession. You're just like saying, oh, yes. Oh, okay, yeah. She's on Broadway. Yes, the star of Hacks has her own show on Broadway. No way. Oh, yeah, I did see that advertised. And then George Clooney. George Clooney has a show. He's on Broadway. Babe, you are so kind on Broadway. When? This summer? It's been...

Hold on. It's called, I forget. George Clooney is currently in New York right now doing a stint on Broadway. Yes. Who's at the Lake Cuomo house. So it's interesting how these A-listers like have all the money in the world. They've done all the biggest things and they're like, you know what I want to do? Like torture myself doing Broadway, but it's such a beautiful art, I guess. Well, here's the thing too. They want it, you got it.

There was no TikTok. There was no nothing. It was theater camps. If you wanted to be an actress, it was like, you have to go to this camp as a child in the summer. So they all probably have theater training is what you're saying. Yeah. So like that is, I feel like how you broke into entertainment. Think about how many people they were probably friends with that they like came up and now they're like, oh, let's like all...

Vienna where we have kids like posting on YouTube and then rising to fame so there's no like but like after watching O'Mary I was like do we need to write a play like I I just like no I haven't slept in 32 years I'm tired grandpa no we're not writing a play okay wait you as Roxy though

No. I... No. Do you know how not only is that like physical energy, it's mentally. You have to memorize everything. You have to memorize the dance numbers. You're so good at memorization. I am really good at memorization. I will say that. But then you have to physically go out there and do it? No. No. Were you ever diagnosed with dyslexia? No. I just wanted to know. Did they say something recent? No. No.

No, I didn't leave something, but I'm too old now. Too late. I can't do any of the dusting. They're like, you don't have to take an exam. It'll figure itself out. That's been my response to everything. The kinks get worked out over time. It'll figure itself out. Last weekend, Des had shows in Stanford, Connecticut. Yeah. And as a, not a joke, but like, I was like, oh, wouldn't it be fun if like I went with you and I like opened for you? But I was like joking. I love that.

you're always letting the gigglers in i'm like okay so last time i tried hanging out with my husband this is how we went about it he on burner phone does this whole thing he's like we have i have a surprise guest coming to my connecticut show like i don't want to say who it is but it's a big surprise and we get off and i go who are you talking about it goes you it's like oh i just said that like i was i didn't say it's

going to happen. Yeah. Oh, you don't have to. But you're kind of hinted at it. Yeah. And the next thing you know, we're driving an hour and a half to Stanford, Connecticut. And but it was fun because I got to like kind of surprise the gigglers and go on stage. What were the vibes that Connecticut was giving? Like, will I move there and like have a family? Greenwich is fancy. Like we had to go through Greenwich.

It's its own world. It has a lot of greenery. Chris is from Connecticut. Do you want to speak to it, Chris? I think Paige ends up in Greenwich. In Connecticut? Yeah. In Greenwich specifically? Yeah. How far is it from the city? Like probably under an hour to get to Greenwich. Your kids are going to be such little douches. Facts. Such dicks. Really, I do wonder like...

if we both like have boys like i feel like how many times in my head like when they're teenagers i'll just be like you're the worst because at the end they will be boys yeah i hate to say boys will be boys no i can't give birth to a boy you're literally like adding to the world ending i hate to say it but like i feel like i keep being like oh my god i can't give birth to a boy i feel like i'm gonna be such a boy mom i feel like i'm almost gonna

like too girly to be a girly mom because I'd be like no that's mine actually can't have that well Angel or Psychic said there is a boy waiting to come so I think it's fully gonna be a boy I think I love a boy first I think it's gonna be a boy last thing I don't know if we were starting this at the very end but

Have you considered like raising your kids in the city? Yeah. Because I could see that for you if you're not like freaked out. It has incredible schools. The kids grow up around like more diversity and like more culture, which is like shapes who you are for a long time. They're going to go to the ballet.

They could go to a play. Yeah. I want them to be in a music theater camp just to see if they like it. And I want my daughter to walk out and be like, this shit is lame. And I'm like, that's my girl. Get in the car. I was hanging out with a mom in Connecticut this weekend. And she has kids who are like 16 and 12. And she looks at them and she's like, if you guys are gay, I actually want you to be. And the boys are like, we're not gay. And she's like, but if you are, I would love you still. Are you sure you're not? She's like, pull.

can't bother you she's like are you sure you're not gay me to literally every ex-boyfriend i'm like i'd love you more if you were please do you think he's hot do you think he's hot it was it's just so crazy the different generations i forgot i was gonna say that's okay and i think that's how we know and that's how we'll wrap it up that's how we know we're done daphne is officially out launched thank you so much for ordering i'm like

And if we do run out of certain things, I just want to say this. If we do run out of certain things, we'll be restocking later in the summer. I have one dress that we're definitely putting out this summer because I need it to be out. So if you weren't able to purchase anything, don't worry. We're going to. But also it could have not been sold out. But I don't know. Now I'm like, oh. But anyway, thank you guys. We love you guys. Bye.

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