Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
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They just got away from me. What's up, my growly gigglers? Look, I'm trying to get creative here. Did you blow your hair out today? I did do a little Dyson. Wow, it looks nice. Thank you. And I am wearing glasses today. No, you look really pretty today. They're fake glasses. Oh my God, thank you. Wait, what are these white kitten heel pumps on your... Vintage Prada. Yeah.

No, I spotted them from my peripheral. There's so much crap in this room and Paige somehow saw the tiny kitten heel of... Is that a vintage shoe? I think there's a vintage heel here. What is it? That is so... It's literally under a pile of garbage and she's like, cute. Wait, cute. Cute. No.

I miss you so much. Wait, no, I miss you so much. We've been praying for a weekend free. And then the whole time I just like watched TV and missed Paige. No, literally Netflix was like,

You've caught us. We're out of shit for you. I watched everything that's ever been made this weekend. Yeah. I finished it. Are you ever like binging? Like you're doing a full wrap day. Like you've been there for eight hours and you're like, oh, I have nothing else to watch. Do you ever feel like I can't watch old stuff? Like if it's not new, I'm like, hmm.

Like, I'll be hanging out with someone and they'll be like, let's like throw on what's your favorite movie? And I'm like, unless it's new, I'm not watching it. I do have to say...

because I have an older man, every now and then I like to experience his culture. And I say, what's a movie that you loved from back in the day that I've never seen? And that's a fun experience for us. Because also, you know how we just know actresses, but we never know their breakout role from the 90s or the 2000s? I watched Mulholland Drive last night.

Have you ever, have you ever? Has it crossed your desk ever? I feel like I've heard of it. I couldn't give you one fact about it. It's in the zeitgeist. So it's Naomi Watts breakout role. You just wanted to say zeitgeist because you're wearing glasses. Yes. Neither of us can spell zeitgeist. What is a zeitgeist? I feel like it's like something that's really relevant. Like culturally relevant. Yes. Yes. Like zeitgeist. Wait. Wait.

We are the zeitgeist. We are zeitgeist-y. That's our, we're giggling as zeitgeist. We just start using it inappropriately. This movie, if, oh my God, you should watch it. I like can't get comfortable. I'm like squirming like a little. I was dying laughing because the last episode, you, whenever I would talk, you were having a coughing attack. And then you also lost something at one point. And you were just, whenever I would talk, you were looking for it. And at one point I was like, what are you looking for? That was on Zoom. That was on Zoom. Yeah.

I was like, nothing to see over here. So Mulholland Drive, it got famous for this like sex lesbian scene with Naomi Watts and the other actress who I forgot. But it's like hot. Damn, a rough day to be that other actress. I'm so sorry. Imagine it's like your breakout role and you just hear some Gen Z girl go, sorry, I forgot her name.

Sorry, what was the movie name again? Chris, put your boner away. Can you do your job for a second? What's the name of the actress? Movie name again? One more time? Mulholland Drive. Mulholland Drive. No, we can't spell Mulholland. So look, I love movies that trick me. Like, I want to be tricked. I love a twist. We were like, I really wasn't expecting that. This movie...

is such an amazing trick that you will watch the whole movie and it finishes and you're still like, that might have been the worst movie I ever watched. And then you Google it and you go, I was completely tricked. That was the best movie I've ever watched.

Sorry for my long pause. I'm trying to think of how to even word this. So unless you Google it afterward to find out the actual meaning, you're going to think it's the worst movie ever? Yeah. Okay. And some would argue maybe that's a bad movie if you don't get it. But no one gets it. But then once you realize, it's very artistic. Is the ending kind of like a Sopranos ending where people were pissed?

No, the ending's incredible, but the ending makes you realize, oh, what I was thinking the whole time wasn't true, and now I have to rethink

think everything i thought about this movie but there's how i wake up in the morning you know just like oh everything i thought was actually a lie so let me let me rework it we found out um bananas are actually berries on the burner phone pod this week i think you guys should listen it was a very fun episode yeah so that's my world's been crushed i have to rethink everything do we have the name of the actress yet yeah the stars of noah naomi watts and laura haring

Laura Haring. Shout out, Laura. Laura, we hope you're doing well. She crushed it. What did you? Shout out to my least favorite ex-boyfriend. Usually we shout out my favorite one, but my least favorite one, he actually, like in my mid-20s, showed me so many classic movies that I had never seen that I do feel better than people when I'm like, oh my God, you haven't seen that? It's a classic. See, I've never seen a movie before. Like I'm just...

Everything Des says, I'm like, no, but he's like, are you fucking kidding me? And then we sit down and it's fun. No, this guy had a zeitgeist, if you will, of just like classic movies. I love that. So he really like upped my movie game. I do have an uncle who's like obsessed with James Bond. So I've seen like a lot of the James Bond movies, but I wouldn't say that really brings...

any value to the community. Wait, speaking of like actresses, did you see Scarlett Johansson this past week say like why she doesn't take pictures with fans?

Oh yeah, she was like, I'm not working. No, she said, she gave a very Gwyneth Paltrow answer. Like, I feel like people aren't like laughing at it as much as like it should be laughed at. Like when Gwyneth Paltrow said like consciously uncoupling. Yes. She said that she doesn't take pictures with fans like out in the wild because wait, let me get the exact quote because it's so good.

Since we are accomplished journalists, we're going to get the quote right. Okay. She said she's going to take pictures with fans because she doesn't want to be identified in this time or place with that person.

That's so funny, but part of me is like, okay, spy. Who are you hiding from? Part of me is like, what a crazy way to think of it. That's such an alien way to think of, yeah, I don't want to be involved in this time or place with you. But also, I get what she's saying where she's like, I want to live my life and not...

People not know where I am all the time. Yeah, not know where I am, what I'm doing, who I'm with. I get that anonymity. But then some celebs live their lives where they want everyone to know at all times what they're doing, who they're with. Yeah. For me, I wouldn't have the balls to say that to anyone, let alone... I would assume that her fan base is...

Well, actually, she's been in so many movies. She probably does have a lot of men fan base. The Marvel movies ruined it for her, probably. A girl coming up to me, imagine just being like, I don't want to be identified in this time or place with you. A girl will come up to me at the airport, take a photo, and I look at her and I say, I'm so sorry for that photo. Sometimes I really see them disappointed how bad I look in the photo. They're like, I can't use this fucking photo, Hannah. No, a giggler could come up and be like, I need a kidney, and I'd be like,

Point to the nearest hospital. Where are we going? If you think about it, like, you don't see that many selfies with, like, Kardashians. A-list celebrities. You don't see... You don't see... Where are all the selfies? When was the last time you saw Kim Kardashian do a selfie with someone? I think it's just they're, like, so protected. And maybe if...

Maybe on like press days they do, but like wherever they travel, they don't have to see anyone. Like if I walked into a coffee shop in New York City right now and I saw Jennifer Lawrence standing there, the last thing I'm doing is asking her for a selfie because I respect her. Well, there are just some types of people who...

don't think like, oh, this is a human person who may, if everyone asked her to get a selfie every time they wanted, that she couldn't live her life. But some people see a celeb and think they're the first person to ever see that celeb. Right. And are like, oh my God. But also on the other hand, does it really hurt to just turn your head and be like, and smile? No. It's,

I guess some people pick their boundaries differently. I do have to think like when you're a certain level of celeb, if you start with one photo, then it becomes a full meet and greet at the coffee shop, you know? Because then people are like, oh, you took a photo with them, why not me? And next thing you know, you're like, how do you get out kind of thing? And then it got me thinking about celebrity. Sorry, I watch a lot of celebrity documentaries. Niall Horan. Yeah. Did you hear when he was on One Direction?

that he had a point where he got so big he couldn't go anywhere but looking back at it he's like i also dealt with some paranoia that i thought that i would get swarmed anywhere i went and he's like looking back i might have not been swarmed but i was so scared of the possibility of getting swarmed that i like i started like hearing things and like oh my god i couldn't leave my house

And that's what happened to Justin Bieber. No way. Well, I just added that at the end. I don't know if that's true. But fame definitely hasn't helped. No. No. And go full circle, Mulholland Drive is about Los Angeles and fame. I saw TikTok and the girl was like,

She was quoting something and she was like, why has the standard for a wife stayed the same, yet the standard for a husband has gone down? And she was like, think about it. Years ago, she was like, my grandpa built my grandmother's house. Like, okay, she stayed in it and made the house a home and fed the kids and stuff. But he physically built the fucking house?

Now, like any man, he's like, cool, I'll call a task rabbit. But women, we have to also like do all the home stuff, but then also do like the work stuff. And I would argue I want a man who is capable of being a present father. Yeah. And by that, I mean like...

Bring the baby to my nipple. I don't want to get up. Like someone who's waking up or someone who's very involved in the parenting. I almost would rather, I mean, not that I should have to pick, but like I want a man who's more involved in like the cooking and the cleaning. I do have to say. I just want a housekeeper. I just realized I want an assistant. Some of these girls who have done it right, they marry chefs. The one thing though is chefs are like a lot of the time cringes.

crazy people. Because their job is just like being in hot places, yelling at people, snorting cocaine, tattoos. Like chefs are crazy. And then sometimes they go home and they're like, I'm not going to cook you a meal. It's like me coming home and having to do a stand up set for Des. I'm like, you have to pay money for that. Like I don't do it for free. I just want someone who's like, I'll make school lunches. I do have to say, I've dated guys in the past who have cooked and it's been so hot and so fun. I've never like dated a man that like cooked.

The energy they put into barbecuing, put it into everything. Yeah. Put it into sandwiches, put it into pasta, put it into steak. Get them like really into making steak. You have to trick them to be like, oh my God, I love that salmon you made. Yeah. And then they like get passionate about it and then it gets part of their ego and then they're like obsessed with it. That's what it is. Make it a part of their ego. Yes. Yeah.

chris is smiling right and the second you make it and i go oh my oh baby i love your barbecue chicken i go my ex used to make it disgusting and honestly he had a weak wrist he couldn't even like lift it you know it's so funny i do that to my brother all the time my brother is a phenomenal chef i love that for him and i'll dm you know my brother is too it's kind of crazy we don't cook i'll send him things and

And I think he's catching on, but he's actually not. Like, I'll actively be like, I wish you could make this, but, like, it's probably way too hard for you. And I always think, like, he knows I'm fucking with him, but he doesn't. And he'll be like, oh, so you think I can't make that? Like, are you kidding? You're so stupid. I actually can make it. When are you coming home next? Because I'll make it. And I'll be like, in two weeks. And he will have made it. And I'm like, you stupid...

Like, you're so stupid. But I do it every time to him. I once, for my brother's birthday, bought him, like, a steak thing. Like, all these steaks. Yeah. And he gets really into, like, oh, like, how high quality are these steaks? And then I'll, I keep buying him, like, things to make steaks with. And, like, they love tchotchkes. Like, if you get him a new knife, like, you can, you can cut a pork chop with that knife. Yeah. That you can make. Yeah. Make him feel like hunters, you know? That's why I'm, like, ugh.

We're so much smarter. And the joke of like men used to go to war is so funny to me just to wrap this up because my final thought is like men literally used to go to war. Like they would like get- Is it even a final thought if you don't adjust your glasses? You know? This whole time? This whole time I can't see. Like I can't see. I know.

fighting for my life with these fake glasses because I like the aesthetic but like I feel blind I can't hear I can't talk I feel I have nothing left men used to go to war men used to like have their arm blown off and still run and like do what they had to do nowadays a man's going down on you and sees you're spotting slightly on your period and he's like I can't do it yeah

Yeah. Men used to go to war and you can't go down on me when I'm on my period. Grow up. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And that's a great final thought. Wait, I'm so scared to ask you this because you're going to break my heart. Oh, my God. I'm so excited. You're going to literally rip my heart apart? Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, my God. Do it. Ask. I told you to watch Detroiters. What did you think? Okay. I watched a couple episodes of it. Yes. Second season's better than first. Okay. Yeah.

it's like stupid humor so it's it's not like fully where i'm like you have to watch this show it's so funny yeah but there are so many bits in it that i'm like that's fucking hilarious and it gives like a you and i right right stupid i'm tim and you're sam

I basically was like, this is so weird, but in another universe, this is me and you. It's just such a funny, it's just like a stupid show. If you want to watch the goofiest show ever, I haven't- It's great to fall, I've been falling asleep to it. I fall asleep to the Meghan Markle show, but to each their own. To each their own. Side note, the Meghan Markle show, I started watching, who is Jackie Schimmel? Uh-huh.

did a whole thing of her watching it in her comments and she made a comment where she was like i've never seen someone like be with her friends but act like she just met her friends like the lack of chemistry she has with like her uncle in it and i kind of loved it i love that i i feel like megan we forget she always wanted to be an entertainer and now she's just like this is

But it's funny because... She's an actress. It's very Martha Stewart, except she doesn't start off with being like, I particularly have a skill for this. She just kind of was like, fuck her and find out. Yeah. Like...

I'm getting my kids ready for school and also making beautiful parfaits. Yes. Like, and this is what I do. Yeah, it seems like while the world is burning, you can have a beehive. My only gripe with Megan, and it's not really even a gripe, it's I can't stand when she calls Harry H. Because I just feel like that... Okay. I'm not, like...

- Oh my God, it was not expecting that. I'll be here for the rest of the hour. - I'm here till Wednesday. - Because here's the thing that annoys me and it's the logistics of it. A nickname is supposed to be easier to say than the actual person's name.

The name Harry is like quite literally, I feel like one of the easiest names. Rolls off the tongue. Rolls off the tongue. To say H, I feel like is harder on your mouth. Can you call me H from now on? And, and, and,

then in change does not make it like an easier nickname sorry I had a friend who I love but she did the most annoying thing where whenever she'd start dating a guy wait I just realized your name starts with H that's why I said that I was like why would I call you that you can't

Wait, Hannah starts with an H? I had this friend who whenever she would start dating a guy, like they'd be a week in. Yeah. And she'd be like, me and Jay. No. And his name was like Jason. She'd be like, Jay and I. And then she'd meet another guy named like Patrick. She'd be like, me and P. And I was like, this is, I feel like you're overcompensating because you guys actually haven't

talked about anything yeah you've never spoken to each other i'm just thinking like have i ever been close to any boyfriend ever i've never called them like a nickname ever like i would say like from their own name i once started dating a guy and i would say like babe and he was like don't ever call me that and i was like okay unpack that therapy like i'm just you know what i'll say some other choice words you fucking asshole how about that for a nickname babe

What's your go-to when you were in a relationship and had someone who loves you? When I felt a warm touch at night? Nothing based off their own name. Yeah, it would be generic. It would be something that happened or something like, I don't know. I like calling them what a pimp would call his girls. It could be, in case I forget your name, babe, honey buns. Yeah, like...

Yeah. I like to say what's cooking good looking. I actually like my name being used. I like being called Paige. Say every fucking syllable of my name including the silent H at the end.

When Des is my name fully, I'm like, okay, stop flirting. You're literally obsessed with me. No. No, like literally just... Something really like where you're trying to like make love. Like why don't you chill the fuck out? When you made eye contact, that was so intense. Well, yeah, then Des will say hand sometimes. But we actually are similar. We have names that like you can't shorten. I know. Like there is no nickname for our names. Yeah. So it's like...

but here's the thing my name and i've said this for years and no one has ever like agreed or like or been like i see where you're coming from if you say my name fast page it can also sound like if you say the word bitch fast it sounds like page because i've been in so many situations where i'm like did you just call me a bitch and they're like i said page and i'm like

I don't think you did. I don't think you did. I do have to say, if they want to Frankenbite it, it looks the same off the lip. Paige. Paige. Paige. Paige. Paige. Paige. Paige. Paige. Paige. Paige. Paige. So, and I never... Your mom called you a bitch. 100%. And then the doctor thought it was Paige and wrote it down. You know when you have a sibling and you're too lazy to say their name fully? So my brother's name's Daniel, but I always called him Denil.

Or I thought you were going to say Dan, but that would have been crazy. God, no. Oh, God, no. God, no.

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My mom will always call me and I'm like, okay, you got to go. I'm going to watch my shows. And she's like, what shows? And I'm like, you don't know them. She's like, that's why. No, my mom convinced herself that she has the same taste in shows as you. So whenever you watch something, she watches it. She's like a page. No, we talk about shows a lot. Cause you guys like period pieces. You think we love a period piece. Okay. Then I'm going to bring it up. Wait, did you see? Sorry.

I just took so much courage to say the last sentence. What did I say?

What is he? Literally my boyfriend, Brandon Skelner, which no. Get his name. Yeah. What is his name? Sklarner. I said it wrong on the part. On the part? He told you. On the pod. I heard like a. Brandon Skelner. Skelner. I don't know. Has a girlfriend. Like just got one? I don't know. Once I saw a girlfriend, I honestly didn't look into it. He heard you talking about him on the pod and he was like, I have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend.

I was like, wow, what interesting timing. We haven't heard one thing about a girlfriend. I say one goddamn word and it's like a whole article. How I met my girlfriend on Tinder. I was like, oh, fuck off.

Tinder? I don't know. I made that up. It could have been something totally different. Well, I'm sorry about that. Thanks. It's a tough way to start the week for sure. For sure. It seems like an attack on you. That was like when Charlie Puth got married to make me jealous. I was like, we get it. Yeah, that was crazy. He took the bit too far. Took it so far. I was like, I don't even follow you anymore. Like, how else are we going to see that? Like, no, I didn't even see it. Okay, I'm...

Beyond about this documentary on Hulu that you told me to watch? Ruby Frankie. No. Not to be confused with Anne Frank. Ruby Frankie. No. Here's the craziest part. Prior to her getting arrested, I...

I had never gotten like, I'm not a YouTube girly really. So like, I don't really know people that are like very big on YouTube. And I really don't know, obviously like families that are big on YouTube. But on my TikTok algorithm, I would say like a couple months prior to her getting arrested, I kept getting fed like a lot of their videos and people being like, oh, this is like a really interesting tactic like as a mom.

And like the comments would be like, no, she's been crazy for years. Or like I've watched them for whatever. Like, no, she's just like tough love, whatever. So I like kept getting those. So I knew who they were and then she got arrested. So I've been like so in it and obsessed. Well, let's first say what it is. She turned lesbian with that woman. Okay. Well, mic drop. Okay.

It's literally the plot of Mulholland Drive. No, I'm just kidding. So this is the thing. It is such a more complex story than just, I thought it was just a mommy vlogger gone crazy. No. She's not just like a mean mom. I mean, I think she is. Yeah. But let's be honest. There's Mormonism. Mormonism and brainwashing. Mormonism, brainwashing. So she started off. The husband. Well, he was interviewed the whole time. The husband has something mental.

He loves the embarrassment, the pain. No, it was like listening to him tell the story, I was just like, yes.

He enjoyed it. You're a freak. You're a freak. Okay, let's call this what it is. You're not normal either, sir. If anything, scariest one here. Okay? This is terrifying. Hide like a normal person who should be ashamed. Slip into the night, my guy. Like, I also... You should be arrested, too. Yeah. You should be arrested, too. Well, stop acting like the father just was absent and had no idea of the family...

thing like he knows the kid was sleeping you knew that your kids didn't get christmas gifts a jail yeah immediate jail time yeah so i'm only episode two in it i'm only episode two oh okay so you gave some stuff away already but her whole thing was she didn't even like care about money she wanted to be america's mom she loved the fame and then she would go so far as america's mom you didn't feed them

You literally, that's the number one thing about being a mom, just feeding us. I'm obsessed with influencer culture where like what's going on behind the scenes. And what's incredible about this documentary is they gave like hundreds of thousands of

of footage of her filming herself, which, by the way, on my deathbed, delete the drafts in my home. Right, like, they have all the videos that, like, weren't posted. Like, the things that were edited out, they play. And I'm saying just based on my embarrassment of me, like, trying to say something and fucking it up. Like, that's so embarrassing. Right, right, right. She literally is her... Or someone's talking and you're like, I'm filming something. Yeah. Like, yeah. You fumble a word. You're trying to get it right. Like, that's so embarrassing. She has all that. Plus, she's, like...

kids next door shut the fuck up yeah right fucking now or you better sound happy in this conversation did you notice how her daughter referred to her with their first names as Ruby mhm

And then the son, one of the sons, is so cute. And she realized that he was the reason they were getting so many views because he was so cute. And then he... Also, these kids just became teenagers. They basically were like, Mom, I want to play with my friends and not do hours of YouTube video brand deals with you. And she was like, he's possessed. He's gone crazy. So it's a combination of religious stuff, brainwashing from this therapist, and...

And just, it's a complicated tale of abuse. It's so crazy. And, you know, like when I was watching it, one of the things was like, I was like, oh my God, I feel so bad for the younger kids. Like they got the brunt of her like psychosis craziness. But then I was like, wait, I actually feel the worst for the older kids because they could remember what their mom was like normal. And like the oldest daughter, like,

had like started crying about something obviously but she just said like this is not my mom like this is not the mom I grew up with so that alone like imagine one day your mom just like isn't

who she's been her whole life and you're just like wait what well the whole concept of filming your kids and you see it a lot like people get i think addicted to they put the phone on their kid and they immediately get likes so they think oh my god i want likes who gives a fuck i'll keep filming my kid no i said that daphne was never going to be on instagram two days in i'm like you

She's a runway model. She's a DSW brand deal in stores. And like, you want to go to school? You have to pay for it. And at one point, the kids were like, I don't want to film. And she's like, I'll give you $10 if you film. There are laws in California now that says something like if you are...

Your kid has to get a certain percentage. Child labor laws. Yeah. Which, as there should be. Well, because think about all those years ago. Yeah. Like, when kids started. Like, Shirley Temple. Yes. Like, starting and making money. There's famous kids who. Never saw a dime. Yes. Like, literally were broke at the end of working their whole childhood. Yeah. I'd also argue that. Like, Shia LaBeouf. Like, his family, like, always took care of him.

his money in check. I do have to say, there's something we said about kids doing chores and kids having a goal and stuff, but having kids have a full career is not healthy to their development. I'm going to be so honest. A couple days ago, I get a call and they're like, "Daphne booked a pretty big campaign." And I was like, "Oh my God, this is so crazy. I feel like Abby Lee Miller, one of my dancers, is a star."

And I said to my agent on the phone, I said, do I have to create her an LLC? Like, I don't want to take, how are we getting paid for this? My agent was like, no, it's an animal. The money can go to you, Paige. I was like, oh, okay. You're going to be one of these crazy bitches that is like, Paige leaves her entire estate to die. Your kids are going to be like, what the fuck?

Do you want to know something? That's funny and like not true, but funny. Those types of people, I want to shoot them. No, when I hear like, oh, celebrity dies and left entire estate to ex-wife or like celebrity dies and like donates it all and has five kids. I won't.

I would. He's lucky he died because I would have fucking killed him if I was his child. I think that is like the rudest, most disrespectful. Some of these celebs hate their like nepo. Offspring. Their nepo spoiled offspring. So it's like, fuck you. This is my thing. Fine. Donate to charity. They didn't ask to be there. Donate to charity though. Like if you're not going to give it to your kids. If my dad was a billionaire and he died and he left it all to charity, I'm showing up at that charity. Yeah.

Suddenly, the name of the charity is called Paige DeSorbaugh.

No, that I just like never understand that. It's like, okay, yeah. Donate some to charity. Amazing. But to not give any to your children, I can't. I watch a lot of, you know, celebrity documentaries. I think some of them who are self-made feel like they want their kids to work hard like they did and not just have tons of money. I couldn't have a more different mindset. I want my child to not even know a thing. Like literally not a thing. I don't want them to struggle for a minute.

Yeah. No, I mean, I do. I want them to build character. But anyway, I feel like that is why you work hard, though. It's like, oh, I want to give you a better life than I had. Speaking of kids going through adversity. Oh.

I saw this on Instagram. Someone said, you know when you're a kid and you have to sharpen your pencil? Yeah. So you'd get up to the garbage and you just like sharpen it and it feels kind of nice. And you'd also get to like, you take a break. Oh, that's a version of a cigarette break as a kid. I was the queen of taking a break.

The pencil sharpener wasn't enough for me. I was like, ooh, still too stimulating. You guys are all here. I was at the nurse's office. The nurse knew me. Okay? It's so funny because now you deal with me, Paige will literally be like, this hurts, this hurts. And I go, you're going on stage, bitch. I'm not your fucking nurse anymore. I'd walk into the nurse's office and she'd say, what is it today, Paige? I'd say, well, I don't know. I'm feeling asleep.

Tingle in my throat. Better call my mommy. I feel like my past life when my children died of cholera is coming forward today. No, I'd literally go to the nurse's office and the nurse would say, why don't we just call your mom, talk to her for a few minutes and see how you feel? And I'd be like, that sounds nice. And so I'd literally go to the nurse's office in the middle of the day, call my mom, see what she was up to, tell her I love her. She'd say, you can finish the rest of the day. And I'd say, fine. And then I would go back to school. I needed like a midday...

Pep talk, okay? It's hard out here. That's so rude. That's so rude. Let kids call their mom during school. What was the harm in it? It should be like a jail where they have a row of telephones where you go,

You're getting a call from PS321 during the middle of the day. Mom, I can't do it anymore. This place is a prison. No, I always think about kids that get sent away to like wilderness camp. Like, and they like write home, like, please pick us up. Like, we hate it. Like, I think about that all the time. Like, I so would have done that. No, my brother, like,

My brother was like you, like he was always in the nurse's office and he at one point went to camp. First day was like, no, not doing this. Wrote this like insane email. The camp had to call my parents to warn them about because they read all the mail, which at least.

Yeah. Also invasive. And they were like, you're going to get a really disturbing message from your son. But this was like a week later and they go, but he's actually doing great right now. So you can kind of disregard that. Wait, that's so funny. My brother was like, I will not. Then they called my parents because they were like a piece of, there was some contraband.

That someone got into the cabins and it was a Playboy that someone brought. And we just need to warn you. And my dad was like, thank you for letting us know. I hope our son's going to be okay. They were like 15 at the time. Wait, that's so crazy. The evolution of porn. How crazy. Kids had to bring magazines. No, Des joked, you used to have to go online and print out a photo of boobs.

Did you not, I had a friend once who got in trouble when we were young because he was printing out a photo of boobs. No, I never like, porn was never in my like. Zeitgeist. Yeah, like my middle school, high school zeitgeist. Like I just never. You went to an all girls school. Yeah, I just, we never, it never came out. You went to an all girls Catholic school. The amount of shame you guys had about even like talking. Did you have sex ed?

Barely. They were like, if a guy comes to- They were like, listen to these 50 Cent lyrics. How dare he? And I'm like, this is a fucking banger. What are you guys talking about? No, we like barely had it. But we did have like religion class. I was like, if you have a baby out of wedlock, you're a whore. Did you ever have a condom class where they took the banana? Too intense for an all girls Catholic school now. That's so bad. They basically said condoms exist. For whores. You should know about that.

But if you ever thought about stopping God's children from being born. Meanwhile, how many of the girls were getting abortions? Tens upon tens of hundreds. And like the one girl that did the like religious thing and kept her baby. They were like, you're expelled. You fucking slut. Get out of here. No, it was crazy. It was like, no. What an insane time. What a time. What a time. What a time.

Actually, I have to go speak at my high school next month. Just saying. Speaking of celebrities and money, this is actually a good segue. Speaking of whores. Speaking of whores getting money. The best whore in the world, Kim Kardashian. Did you see Chris Humphries'

Like, there's something happened with the engagement ring. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did see that. She said that how she paid for her engagement ring and he asked for it back. Yes, yes.

So Chris Humphries only paid for a fifth of the engagement ring, but then he wanted it back. That's not how business works, pal. Not how business works, but he was probably being such a dick during that divorce that he was like, well, give me the ring. And she was like, fine. Like, yeah, just leave me alone. But also, what is he going to do? Like pawn it off?

Yeah. Also, at this point, I'd rather like keep your one fifth. Let me pay for the whole ring. Why do you need to pay for a fifth of it? Right. She probably did that for him to feel. It's almost more embarrassing that he can only put in a little bit. I'd rather just be like, you can't do it. At least let me have my ring. Okay. What are your thoughts on if I were to get married? Why is that funny? You know, why is that funny? It's just,

If I fell in love with a man... If I were to give a man a chance... Yep. No, no. If a man were to come correct once, just once... If I were to fall in love with, like, a broke man... Yeah. Yeah.

Which honestly I love for you. No. Maybe that's what I need. Because if he's broke that means he's so good on so many other things. Except for Except for basic living needs. Yeah basic living needs and also That's not even the point. Not the point. We're getting sidetracked. Let's not even put that in the story. That's weird. If I were to We're so good at manifesting on the pod you're like nip it. Nip it in the bud. If I were to

I would have fallen in love with a broke man, but I loved the fuck out of him and I wanted to marry him. And like, this was my person. Yeah. And he said that he couldn't afford the engagement ring that I specifically wanted. Yeah. Cause it's insane what you're going to ask for. I don't think anyone can afford the ring that you want. There's someone out there. A Princeton fucking. There's someone out there. I actually, for how like.

For how traditional I am, I think, in relationships, that actually wouldn't bother me to buy my own ring because I knew it's something I wanted. Now, him being broke in general would probably bother me more than me buying my own ring. My question, you're in a relationship and you're doing well. Okay, yeah. And you decide, I want this house. And he's like on the fence about it, but you're like...

I can buy it. I'm going to buy it. And I want to buy our house. Yeah. Would you buy it? And then it's your asset, you know? Like, it's your investment. I'm not even putting his name down? No. Oh. I mean, you can if you want. Yeah. You know?

Hell yeah. This is my house, bitch. I'm just saying, the second you get married, you, like, obviously you can put your name on everything, but, like, you can buy what you want, like, because you could live two lives. Why make money if you were still waiting on him to buy you stuff? Honestly, it only matters if we were to get divorced, because if we were to get divorced, houses in my name automatically goes to me. But...

Like if, cause I'm just saying ring or house, I'm saying what if you guys, you're looking at a house and you know, if I put more of my money in, we could get a nicer house. Would you do that? Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. It's kind of, but the ring is such a romantic gesture of like, but also if you, if you care a lot about what other people think of the size of your ring and he's not hitting it, then you need to, then you might want to add some buffer to it. I'll add a buffer. Would you tell people if you added a buffer?

No, because I feel like that would make him feel insecure. Would I tell him at nighttime when it's just the two of us? Hell yeah. Would I bring it up every time? Every time we fought? Fuck yeah. When I was giving birth to his children, I'd be like, what have you done at all? You couldn't even get a full fucking... This ring I fucking had to get for myself and my blood, sweat, tears. Someone was joking online about...

like if your husband murdered someone yeah would you throw them under the bus and they were like no but every time we got like i wanted to do something i'd be like you better go hand me the remote in the other room or yeah i'm gonna make a phone call i'm a big fan of blackmail i'm gonna make a phone call yeah it's and it's on speed dial yeah it's like i would hold it over remember speed dial

Wait. That's like, I feel like you had it saved in the like telephone. In like real home phones? Yeah. So like you'd press one. I might have just made it up. I don't remember that. These two are not helpful for this. Yeah. They have no idea what's going on. One other thing about relationships that was actually I learned from Detroiters, which you all should watch. Watch the first episode. Tell me what you think. It's my favorite comedy right now. They said when you're in a relationship,

you have to feel like that person enables your star factor. And I really liked that. I really liked that because there's a lot of like, oh, you know, only one person could be a star, whatever. I feel like you should bring out the star in each other. I've realized that like, if you want to be a better person for that person, like that's a good time. Like I've never wanted to like improve something about myself. Yeah.

Or you find yourself actually getting worse. Yeah, because I'm like, I don't have to improve anything because I'm so much better than you. It's like you need time to catch up. Or yeah, you're not improving because you're so busy trying to improve them that you actually haven't even focused on yourself at all. So I know I'm in a healthy relationship when I'm like, wait. When you check yourself. Yeah, when I'm like, wait, I actually want to eat a little healthier.

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I pulled my back out last week. Doing Pilates? Yeah. Like,

like in the midst of the class you were like something's not right. In the midst of the class I think I had too much adrenaline and I didn't realize it but I was doing a move very wrong for way too long. Like you know it's like you do everything for like three minutes. Yeah. I was two and a half minutes in and the lady was like whoa whoa whoa how did you even get your body in this way? But I'm not gonna point fingers copying the girl in front of me. Yeah okay. Someone check on her back as well because we're both

that doing well girl if you're listening to pot hit me up i mean ice packs together that's literally being in middle school and you both failed the test it's like who cheated off who we don't know because i'm just going on what she's doing because sometimes whatever but long story short she should have caught it earlier and it's on her no one did anything i did anything wrong everyone did everything else wrong but i was doing this like crazy twisting move and i was bending during the twist and you're supposed to stand during the twist whatever i fucked it up

I'm not of the age where I just snap back. No. And obviously, after Pilates, what do you think I did all day? Sat in a weird position watching Detroiters for the next eight hours. So I got up and I immediately was like, I've pulled my back out. Do you want to know the last time that happened to me? I got a cat. So watch out. Oh, don't tempt me. Don't tempt me. But I Googled it and they were like...

the one thing you shouldn't do if you've pulled your back is like sit in the same position for too long. And I was like, well, that's the only thing I'm going to do. So what if you've already done that?

I was like, it's too late for me. And I had already pressured Grace the next morning to do Pilates with me. Oh, well, you've done it to yourself. So I wake up in the morning and not only am I fighting my own demons, but I have sweet, sweet Grace who looks forward to this with me. It's like pretty much, look, she doesn't have a lot of other things going on. We are, she has so much, she's up to here with work.

It is the highlight of her day. I make a couple of jokes. She's like, let me get a good stretch in with my boss. She's laughing because it's true. I'm making jokes. Whenever it's a hard exercise, I look over at her and we have a moment together. It's really quite, it's so fun. She's like, I love my job. I love my job. I love my job. This was like literally me being insane. And I'm going to pull it up.

So I send her a long voice note. Grace? Yes. Hasn't she endured enough? After the fact, after the class, you're like, let me follow up with her? No, before the class, I send her a whole thing. I'm like, I am so sorry to ruin your day. I'm not going to be able to make it to class today. I pulled my back out. Oh, okay. So she goes, OMG, Godspeed. We'll miss you.

Looking back at it now, I think she just said it to say it. But when I saw it, I go, oh my God, she's going to miss me. Get it together. Is she going to be okay to be in the class by herself? So then I'm like, I can, Hannah, just go. Because I started Googling, can you do Pilates with a bad back? And they were like, oh, Pilates is actually good for a bad back. And I'm like, that's crazy. Do you think that people at Google are ever like, no, you fucking idiot. No, it isn't.

says if you have a bad back, Pilates can help and I go, so I'm going back to the source of the pain. So then I go, okay, well maybe I'm being a little bitch and I should just go and it'll help my back. So I respond to her, I go, actually never mind, I'll go. She goes, okay. I go, thank you. And then

Then 10 minutes later, I go, actually, my back hurts too much. Never mind. Oh, my God. Because I stood up and I was like, no. You know what's hurting now? Grace's fucking head. Okay, her brain. So this is at 11.15. 11.16, I go, JK coming. Okay.

No. What time was the class? 11.30, so, like, I have to leave. So she goes, someone is at war with their brain. Someone is at war with their brain this morning. And then the best part is after that I go, JK, can't, can't. And then she goes, rest. And I'm like, why didn't you say rest in the beginning? Because I would have just rested, but instead I felt like I was ruining your fucking day. So, again, Grace...

Oh my God. Anyway, I should not have put her through that, but I was fighting for my life because I kept being like, am I being a pussy? Yeah. So now how's your back? Great. I need a day off. I really need that day off. Honestly, it made so much of a difference. You literally, and here's the thing about when you hurt yourself, like,

You don't realize it until that moment that you're getting older and that you don't bounce back until you're not bouncing back. Until it's too late and you can't feed your own cat because as you bend down to give her water. Yeah, and you get, like, frustrated at yourself. You're like, no, be healed now. No, 100%. Even, like, going to Pilates. Like, this past week I, like, ate the healthiest I've eaten in, like, years. And I went to Pilates and I looked in the mirror and I was like,

Where are the results? You do not snap back. You just don't snap back. When I tell you, all I had to take was a sturdy shit in my 20s, and I was like, okay, snatched. No, truly? To the heavens. Speaking of body shaming, did I ever tell you what my nickname was, like, through high school into college? No. Quadzilla. What? Quadzilla. Hannah. Hannah.

Which I'd quite literally dig my own grave and pass away. That's why I'm funny. That's why I have a good personality. I had huge, I still, they're not as strong, but I used to have like, my quads were like. What is a quad?

It's like above your knee. Like my quads were so strong, the muscles were like bulging over my kneecaps. To like your thighs. Like I could squat like insane amounts. And I was really fast on the court. And like literally like hot guys would be like, sub-Quadzilla. Yeah.

I'm like, sorry, I'm just like, trying to be bad. - I'm just like, not creative, you know? Just like, not a good nickname. Quadzilla? No, the kids were so lazy with it, and it stuck. Before that, it was called elf ears, so it was kind of, honestly, at least it was powerful in a way.

At least you thought of Christmas and joy. That's crazy. And like, I couldn't tell if like they thought my legs were like cute or not. I know. But I told you, I'll always have guys being like, Hey, what do you do for those calves? Like they want my like calf workout.

No, Hannah, you're stronger. You are so strong because if someone asked me, a man specifically said, what do you do for your calf workouts? I'd... No, men look at me like a horse. They like check my teeth. Why are men always trying to like treat you like they're breeding with you? Yeah, and they're like, what's your vert? What? They're like, do you want to race? What?

always get so oddly competitive with you in like such a way.

What is that? But that's why. I wonder if it's just like the energy you give off like immediately. I did start thriving in college though because division one babies were like a topic. Okay. So like a lot of the athletes would, you know, be courting women. Yeah. And then they'd see me. Yeah. And they'd just smell a Nike sponsorship for their child like immediately. Like, yeah, you can go with the sorority girl who can't fucking walk in a straight line. Yeah.

I could fucking throw a football 100 yards. What do you want for our child? Do you want your child to dunk? Right. With these calves? Yeah. So it's just like a matter of what kind of DNA you want. Wow. But a lot of these- No, I will say no one's ever come up to me and said like, hey, our kids might be athletic. If anything, they're like, I think you'll have a gay son. I think you'll have a gay son who, let's just say, could palm a basketball with your fingers. Yeah.

Don't talk about my unborn gay son because he's fabulous. Wait, do you think your son's going to be gay? I don't know. You want it so bad. I think that if I had all boys, well, one, I'd actually go to church for so many days in a row and be like, where did I mess up? And if one of them is not gay, God is really trying to teach me something. I have heard that like...

You've been cracking me up on the road about the boy mom's joke, which we're not doing anymore. Can we please do it? So I found a photo of Paige dressed up like... Just like the pinnacle of what you... When you picture a boy mom picking her son up from practice, that's the outfit I'm wearing. And her son's name is Tanner, Tucker...

Something crazy. Xylophones. Xylophones. No. And he, you have like flannel on and you have your knee high boots and like you have your Starbucks order that was so complicated and unnecessary. And like the weather isn't conducive for a beanie, but she's wearing a beanie. It's part of your look because it is fall. It's part of her allure. Yes. And like she just gives that like her oldest, Trenton.

she loves him the most and like everyone knows she loves him the most and she like writes him notes in his lunchbox that like nobody's gonna ever love you the way mommy loves you like his little girlfriend she like refers to her as little girlfriend you know and she also like wants to fuck him she

we show this outfit and Paige is like, this is an outfit of a boy mom who wants to fuck her eldest son. And that is so real. It's so real. I might think you having a daughter would be too powerful. The alliance you guys would have. Maybe the universe. Honestly, Daphne did something over the weekend with a dog. I can't believe it.

Actually, let me just tell the guys. Just tell them. So Daphne was in the same vicinity as a dog this weekend and I was really nervous about it. So I was like, oh, I'm going to put gates up and like she can't. I don't need her anywhere near this dog. Obviously in true like cat fashion. I turned my head for a minute and I'm like, where the fuck's the cat?

I see her standing on like a thing of stairs, staring at this dog. This dog is...

backed up into a corner crying. Okay. Daphne's literally like far away from him too. Like maybe like 30 feet away from this dog. She's just sitting on the stairs, looking at this dog, licking her paw, just being like unfazed, unfazed. Like this is my house now, bitch. Like I don't. And in that moment I was like, I,

You're my biological daughter. You don't give a fuck about a boy. That's my baby. Like, that's my... So, like, the thought of, like, watching my daughter do something that's, like, against the patriarchy... Mm-hmm. No, it's too powerful. I'll cry. I'm so proud of her. So she wasn't even, like, hissing or anything? She literally was just, like, look at this... She literally looked at the dog. I almost felt like she looked at the dog, looked at me, and was like, pfft, okay. Like...

That was the energy she was giving to me. I'm obsessed with her so much. We had a Zoom recently. We're both butter and Daphne were on the Zoom. Yeah. And so they kind of met. They did. They didn't make eye contact, but like- But they were like- They're on a work call together. Yeah. They were like, if you guys don't leave us anything after you die. Divorce. Jessica Simpson has new music inspired from her divorce. Have you seen it? Wait. Wait.

Jessica Simpson. Yeah. Oh, I forgot she was getting a divorce. She was with a hockey player, so we knew that was going to happen. Yeah. Oh, he was? I think so. I don't think so. Can we Google who Jessica Simpson's ex was? Are you thinking Carrie Underwood? It's possible. It's possible. Was he a businessman or was he a hockey player? I think he was a businessman. Well, he had a blockhead.

And what is a businessman? You know, again, something men made up to feel important. What is football? Oh, football. More. I can't believe the same. So he like cheated, I guess. So she's she's back doing music. Good. It makes it's interesting. It's like he leaves. She's back doing what she's passionate about. Also, the hate that woman got. Yeah.

no i have it burned in my brain the outfit she was wearing denim uh flare jeans with a leopard belt and a white t-shirt and they were like this woman is huge well yeah they weight shamed her but also they shamed her voice which like i'm sorry like can you guys sing better jessica simpson can you guys sing better then shut the fuck up also i loved her voice she's got the last laugh now though i think she's a legit billionaire

Good. From her Jessica Simpson line. Her shoe line, like her line. Yeah, she's really. Does incredibly. But it looks like she's back. First time she performed in like years. So shout out to her. I'm proud of her. I'm so proud of her. I've been seeing this thing on TikTok and I'm going to try and do it. This is. Oh, let me update the gigglers on my face masks this weekend. I did two face masks. One was a medicube. I'll put it in the description.

I was obsessed with it. I love it. And then I've been seeing this thing on TikTok where it's like how to stay more present like in your everyday life, which is something I'm really trying to work on. Like staying present in the moment that we're in, you know, like not letting my mind wander. And then I'm having like a fake fight with someone in my brain. I'm like, how'd we get here? And then four hours later. Yeah. I'm like, well, I won. Yeah.

But it's called a color walk. And basically you go out on a walk and you pick a color. And then every time you see that color, like you note it in your head. Like, okay, red stop sign, like red awning, red car. It sounds like a kid game. Yeah. Are you sure it wasn't like for parents whose kids were being annoying on walks? I spy with my little eyes. Wow. Now that I think about it, me and my mom played I spy all the freaking time.

Every time we got in the doctor's office, she was like, okay, let's play. I just caught on now. That's what they say, though, when you're having a panic attack to, like, look at something and say, like, the color, the smell, whatever. You know how it is. Well, I'm glad that you're really connecting to colors right now. No, I'm really connecting to, like, nature, trying to get my 10K steps in. Wait, why does this make me, like, more worried for your well-being? Like, what are you searching for that you don't have right now? A husband.

- I'm so careful in and out of being like, if I have to see a man. I do have to say though, it just takes one man.

and for everyone listening we joke about decentering we don't joke it's very serious decentering but you want to decenter while finding that one person no I'm also like just being like funny and sarcastic my REM has never been better I mean my skin has been better but like you know like when you have like things you want to do that you're like oh I really want to do those but like I just never have time and unless like oh once I have

Once I have like a full Sunday off, like I'll do all those things. I've been doing all those things. Wait, I'm so proud of you. Are you ever worried that you're going to clog all your pores with too many masks? Okay. First of all, have you been texting my mom? No. Are you drowning yourself? Well, okay. I'm dealing with four pimples right now. So like be easy on me. So I've been sending her memes of her pimples personalities. And just different things personified. Yeah.

Usually my route is like I'm going to dry the fuck out of my skin. I'm going to dry this pimple right up. But this weekend I went and did the opposite and I hydrated my skin like a thousand times more than I ever would. And my skin actually, my pimples did get better. I'm still like dealing with the remnants. Because sometimes when you're dry, I feel like it adds more oils, which can clog it more. Like I kind of made that up, but like. No, I mean, it sounds right, but I didn't. I also do feel like pimples have a natural life cycle that sometimes you just have to let them live. Yeah. Yeah.

The best thing that I use, again, I'll put it in the newsletter, is my light zapper to stop an active pimple. No, it really truly does work. It stops the bacteria. Wait until you read the newsletter this week. What is the spray that you use for weeds? Roundup. She goes, I use my Roundup and I give it a little spritz. Honestly?

That is something I would do. - I do have to say this was the first weekend we had free in like forever. - Yeah. - And I was really battling demons though 'cause I would like be like, "Oh my God, this feels so good." And then like four hours in I'd be like, "Am I depressed?" And then I'd be like, "No, we're enjoying ourselves." - No, I would like put things on my list and be like, "If I have this free day, like I might as well get this done." And I had to like act. And that's how I felt like I've crossed over into adulthood. I had to actively be like, "No, relax, rest."

See, resting is huge. But I feel guilty. No, resting is so important, which we learned from my back earlier in this episode. I've not become a full adult yet because my mom called me and was like, you haven't been to the gynecologist in years. And I was like, I go, well, I don't have a gynecologist and no one set me up with one. And she was like, that's not how it works.

So I went on ZocDoc. And this is the thing. ZocDoc for gyno is wild. But I found, I honestly liked her energy from her photo. You have to go on vibes because there's nothing else on ZocDoc to go by. Whose forearm do I want in my pussy? Yeah. So she was cute. She seemed nice. Because you're never going male. Except for my freezing my eggs. My doctor is a guy. And I'm fine with it.

He's made me fine with it. I don't remember being so quick, though. She literally just like in and out, shoved it, felt up my boobs. Yeah. I do have a lipoma. I have like a big fat cell on the side. Have you seen it? Of course I have. No, I have like a huge fat globule. You have to go to a dermatologist and get that taken out. I just searched on ZocDoc lipoma doctor and I just set up an appointment. So we'll see what happens there. This is really important to me specifically because

I either need a full video of them taking that out of you or I need to come with you. This is my Super Bowl. No, but this is my problem is that I want to go in and be like, can you cut it out? Thank you. Where I think it's going to be a whole thing. Sometimes I watch videos and it's sister lipoma and you have to guess. And I love those videos. Really? Yeah. Okay. How did they get the lipoma out? They literally chop it off.

Okay, well, do you think somebody would do it the first time? Because I really don't want to go back and forth like a hundred times. No, I think you're going to have to go in for a consultation first. They're not just going to meet you and say, let's chop your skin off. What if I just give them a 20 and I'm like, can you just cut it off? Let's just freeze this off, huh?

There's like different, anyway, it's growing and honestly like the summer's coming and I just feel like. Yeah, and then you need it off. I need it off. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. So, but she said it's not breast cancer. So just want to let you guys know. Oh, good. I didn't even know that was something that. It's just like, it's close to my boob. Got it. Okay. Wow. The pod has gotten crazy. We went in so many different directions. Who even knows? Honestly, and the final thing, final celeb I want to bring up who I've,

Honestly, never respected more. And she gets torn apart for everything she does. Taylor Swift. What'd she do? She was paparazzi-ed with Travis Kelsey. And the back of her hair. A mess? A complete mess. Not her business.

none of her business the woman is a business woman the back of her hair not important it's starting to make me realize like the gag has been on us the whole time like I think she loves people being like her style's not great or whatever's great because she's like I'm a

Yeah. And I still do whatever the fuck I want. And I'm not going to conform to whatever societal pressure you think a female celebrity should be. And her walking on this date where she knew was going to get photographed and her hair being a damn mess in the back. Yeah. She didn't want to go to dinner. She literally...

That's a woman who was on the couch and was like, do we have to go? She thought she was going to get out of it. Yeah, she thought she was going to get out of it. She really thought. She was like, it's windy outside. Have you seen the wind? I don't know if the roads got canceled. Some quick updates. Our book comes out in less than a month. And I know you guys thought this was a bit. So did we. It's not a bit. It's done. The book is done. And it's...

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I'm trying to think of something. Also, I have shows in Albany this weekend. Are you coming? Oh, yeah. When? Thursday, Friday, Saturday? Do you want to come Thursday? Yeah. We'll talk about it. But I also just announced shows in New Haven, Connecticut, Providence, Rhode Island, Brooks, California, Highland, California, Richfield, Connecticut, Red Bank, New Jersey, and West Hampton Beach. Those are all my new hour.

Yay. I'm so excited. Paige is going to see my new hour this week. Give me notes. I'm so excited for it. She might actually do her own 10 minutes. We'll see. I'm not doing that ever. But thank you. I quote Paige Sorbo. She said, I would never stand for that long. I couldn't. I'd pass out. Literally, I've been watching Amazon Live sometimes when I miss you. I have to say. You're doing full stand up. I'm doing full stand up. You're doing full stand up. Literally, I was like kicking my legs. I was like...

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