Giggling about open marriages, sending Craig flowers, and bimbocore
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I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, Giggle Meisters? Cute. You hated that one. You hated that. But you know what? I hated that one. A for effort. But this is a very... You know, like...

Obviously, we look at each other every time we're doing the podcast. But when we're in the same room, we actually don't like it. I don't like it. I was about to say I don't like it at all. It's too intimate. Paige and I both have serious, deep, deep intimacy issues. Yeah, what do you think it is? You know, I walked in, I, like, hugged Craig. And I looked at you and I was like, are we hugging? And you definitely were like, if you want to hug, I'll hug. But I'm not, like, here for it. And then we hugged and I'm like, this feels so weird. And I don't know why. Wait, I...

just talked about this with Sierra too. Like we were saying how like we just never hug. And I've slept in bed with both of you over a hundred times. We've never...

She's like, I've scissored you and Sierra and back again. And not a hug in sight. No. And like, we've never touched in the bed. Like our feet have never touched. Like there's a clear, like I'm on my side, you're on your side. And like, no, I could not tell you the last time, like I hugged one of my girlfriends. You know, those like touchy friends that like love touching you. Yeah. I don't have any. I got rid of them before 25. I was like, not my body.

Oh my God. I was like, you know when girls will like hold your hand walking down the street and then you're just like, I don't want to reject you right now. No. But I feel heebie-jeebies. Like, but here's the other thing though. We are very affectionate people. Are we? No, I think we are. Like, I think you and Des are very affectionate. You hug your mom all the time. Yeah, well, I'm not a monster. I love to hug my mom. She's like, you've never hit your mom once. You've never even poisoned her.

wait that is do your grandparents kiss you on the lips i don't have any grandparents thanks for bringing it she's like yeah from heaven how my dead grandparents turned into a joke only on but you're right zoom has just been our comfort zone page but now we're like leveling up because everyone was making fun of our zoom clips and they were like guys get it together so now we're like in page's living room on her couch and we're like a little too close for comfort

And honestly, don't make eye contact with me. No, eye contact is, yeah, awkward for me too. Speaking of affection, what is this thing you wrote about getting Craig flowers? Oh my God. One of the best things that's ever happened to me ever. So on Monday, Craig was in, I think Washington DC, him and Austin were doing like a live pillows and beer show. But it was also the day that his book was launching. If you have like, what's the name of this book?

Pillow talk? Yeah, pillow talk. I just guessed actually. I'm like, that would be a good name for him. So if you haven't gotten his book, it's really, really good. It's the only book I've read this year because it was just so good. Okay, so he's doing like all this press for his book launch day.

So in the morning, I like didn't talk to him because I knew he had something at like 11. I knew he had something at like 12. I woke up for I had something at 10 a.m. We got it. We just like didn't. Your boyfriend has a job. We got it. Or whatever. Sorry, we're busy. We work. No. So I didn't talk to him until like after his last like press interview, which was with I think like People Magazine or like Us Weekly or something. Yeah.

So he FaceTimes me and he goes, wow, thanks for the flowers. And I was like, what? I was like, he was like, did you send me these like purple flowers for my book launch day? And then I thought like, oh my God, what an asshole. I didn't even think to even send him something for his book launch. So there was a split second that I was like, should I just say yes? Yeah.

But I was like, no, I didn't send you them. Like, is there a card? And he was like, well, let me look. He like opens a card, nothing written on it.

And I was like, oh, no, I didn't send it. Like, didn't think anything of it. And he was like, well, I just did like an I just did a people interview. And the guy rang my doorbell in the middle of the people interview. And so I just got up and got it and said, oh, Paige got me flowers. People ended up writing an entire article about what a supportive girlfriend I am, because in the middle of his interview, he got flowers and I didn't send them. Yeah.

That's why you can't always trust the media, folks. And now I will look like such an asshole because not only was I not supportive, it didn't even cross my mind. My question is who the fuck is sending your man purple flowers? Right? Very detailed. Right? It's clearly what a girl would do. No man would match the cover of the book with the flowers. I was like, who delivered it? What is the name of the florist? You're like, I know Des has a second family, but we all know that. We don't know about your other families. Right.

Interesting. That's hilarious. And it reminds me of Us Weekly when they first interviewed me about Des. And what happened? And they were like, what's it like being with someone who's 45? So I played along. They're like, we've never seen one before. I played along and I'm like, I'm afraid he's going to die every day. And we like laughed. But like, I was whatever. And then the headline came out. It's like Hannah Burner afraid fiance is going to die. And I was like, you motherfuckers.

Oh God. That is so good. Paige is the most generous girlfriend and Hannah's checking Des' pulse every day.

To wait. So anyway, so that was like my early week laugh. And I have been telling everyone that story. You're like, so that was the only dopamine hit of the week. And then it went downhill from there. Yeah. And I've been in a pretty intense spiral ever since. Same. Actually. So now I get all your DMs. I know when DMs you, you don't respond. They DM me. And you know how I am with admin, but I do my best. Someone was like, please, please ask Paige this on the pod. Yeah.

She goes, I'm afraid she's changing. Like, you know how you change to look like your significant other sometimes? Yeah. She said she's afraid that you're changing your fonts on Instagram stories to be like Craig's font. Oh, no. And I was like, oh, my God, is that the rumor out there? Yeah. Like people are worried. People are scared. People think you're like brainwashed. Is everything OK? Yeah.

You want to know what? So I was looking at the fonts that I had been using and I was like, wow, I always use the same font. I'm going to try and switch it up. Yeah. And so I clicked like just like the one next to it. And I was like, oh, I haven't done that before. Let me try. Is Craig forcing you against your will? Now I am thinking like, did he mind control me? Is that the font that he uses? Yeah.

And did I subconsciously do that? And now I have to delete my whole Instagram. You have to because we don't love the vibe of you guys using the same font. Oh, my God. Because his font is probably like, I don't know. It's like Crayola crayons. Yeah. Which is what I think about when I think of him. Yes. When he does it, it's adorable. When you do it, it's like ironic. You know how there's like TikToks when people are like, the name Mike and this Crest toothpaste is the same thing. And you like can't explain it.

Craig is a crayon. Craig is a crayon. And I can't explain that. You just have to know. Your time's new Roman. For sure. I think I'm... Cosmic Sam. What? What?

Wait, that was the meanest thing you've ever said to me. And that is karma from God. Okay, just look at my nails for a second. This is disgusting. Please put it away. No, she shouldn't be. It's so bad for our brand at this point. Now you're starting to hurt my brand. If a girl, if you're talking to a girl ever and she...

her nails look like this, she will fuck your boyfriend. Just like know that if your friend shows up to dinner and her nails look like this, she has no integrity. She can't be trusted. She will steal a salt shaker from the restaurant. Yeah. She bought a fake Prada bag on DHgate.com. Oh my God. I feel like these were like all my friends in high school. She puts all her dirty clothes on the chair. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah.

I'm still recovering from the Comic Sans comment. Yeah, that was mean. That's like calling me the Miranda of the group, which I'm pretty sure you have done also. So I was going to say Ariel or Helvetica. Oh, you could be Helvetica. Thanks. Yeah. But like, whatever. It's too late. You fucked it up. Okay, big elephant in the room that we haven't addressed. That I chopped my hair. You guys, this is a new era. What is this era you're going in? I just wanted to come back.

Like I wanted to be me again. And I feel the most me when my hair is super short. And I was just like, I love a trend. I love like I loved my curtain bangs. They were so fun. But I'm really just not a long haired gal. You know, you posted something like five years ago, your first front page news. Yeah. And your hair was long. And I felt like.

you were almost like the mature version of her. Yeah. But I'm like with a jawline like yours. Thank you. Chop that shit off. Right. Like if I had a jawline, I would dare I say G.I. Jane it.

A little soon. A little soon. A little soon. We have to talk about that. I have so many thoughts. A little soon. We need a full update on that. But it's also so much easier. Thank you. It looks so good. Thank you. I just feel so much better. And you have, but before you had like a really sleek cut, which you can probably make this one sleek too, but it is a little like shaggy. She's air drying. Yeah. She's air drying right now, but she looks great. I'm proud of you. She's like Sunday morning, like.

Big t-shirt. Like, she makes coffee for herself at, like, 8 a.m. Yeah. Even on a Sunday. Yeah. I mean, I would never, but, like, this is what the haircut gives. Yeah. And, like, she could go to Pilates or stay in. She totally could. And she always looks like she just did Pilates. Yes. She always has, like, a slight glisten. Yes. And you're like, is she sweating? Or, like, does she just have such good moisturizer on? Exactly. Does she smell or is it just, like, organic oils, you know? Yeah. That's her. Oh, my God. I am. The Will Smith thing?

Can we have a little update on that? Because a lot has happened since. So, apparently... Apparently... He... What is the word? Oh, he resigned. I kept having, like, retired in my head. He resignated. He resigned from the Academy, which I...

I thought that meant that like he could never be nominated ever again. And like any movie he did, like nobody would ever care about it. For a second I was like, so he can't act. Like it's like you got kicked out of the NFL. Like you can't play football anymore. Yeah, you can't perform anymore. However. But it's he can't vote. And he doesn't get the little like pre-screeners. Yeah. Which like. But here's the other thing. I feel like the Academy is like a straight up cult also. Yeah. Like we're going to get a documentary in six.

in like 2090 that it was like the Academy. It was wild. Yeah. And I feel like they will never give him an Oscar ever again. Is he allowed to be invited to the Oscars again? I don't know that part. I don't think you have to be part of the Academy. I don't think he will be because the tradition is who won best actor next year will present best actress for that year. Oh,

And he probably won't be able to do that. Why is it like Miss Universe? Which I don't trust either. Talk about a satanic cult. Talk about a cult. I think pageants are cults for sure. But yeah, how like Miss America that it's like you can't be crowned. Yeah. Like it's scary. But he also on live television went up and slapped the shit out of them. I love how they're like, well, Smith, you don't get any pre-screeners. So you just have to wait.

for it to come out like a normal person or just ask all your friends who are actors who will have the pre-screeners. But no, a lot of his projects are getting halted and waiting to see what happens. I feel like it's one of those things that only time will tell how people react to him. Pre-screeners are so weird. Sorry, I'm still on pre-screeners. Yeah, get over it. Pre-screeners. Apparently pre-screeners... Imagine being an actor, getting pre-screeners and watching a movie and hoping they act badly. Yeah.

Absolutely. A thousand percent. Nicole Kidman has like a great crying scene and you're like, fuck. Yeah. Or like this, some movie is about like House of Gucci bombed. There's someone that hates Lady Gaga. That's like, fuck yeah. Well, if you're competing. Yeah. I love how now I'm like fully lying on the couch, but yeah, you're like rooting for them. Like they're not going to fuck up their lines, but like. I dated a guy in New York City and his dad was in.

in like SAG or whatever but like as a writer and so he would get all the screeners so we would get like all the really really good movies like two months before and I'm not gonna lie I stayed with him for a while because of that yeah like I was just stealing movies you've stayed for for less I fully believe that that was jail guy jail guy

critical important part of jail guy while he was in jail you were watching it and giving him a spark notes of each okay so Will Smith what's happened since is Will Smith has come out with apology apparently a lot of

Sorry, we have a new producer Patrick Patrick when we say apparently and if you say it seriously, it's weird We can't can you stop popping your nails off? It's actually distracting me. But here's the thing once you start you can't stop. Yeah What is that tagline? That's for something once you pop you can't stop once you pop you don't drop. I don't know whatever Okay, what were you saying? Will Smith has a bunch of projects going on that have been put on pause one on Netflix and

I think one on Netflix, one on... Oh, he's doing one on Apple TV that's supposed to come out that he was projected to be Oscar nominated for. This is the problem. Should Will Smith be canceled? My thing is I feel like he should do whatever due duties...

that you do if you slap someone at the Oscars. But to take his whole career away, I don't know. But I guess these people and the projects are like, oh, no one's going to want to see the movie if he's in it. Sorry, I do laundry. Do you have laundry in the apartment? Yeah, in that closet right there. The files are in the computer. That's fucking crazy. What did you just say to me? The files are in the computer? What is that? That's from... Patrick, what's that from? Oh my God. It's from the model...

Blue Steel. And he's like... Zoolander. Thank you. Do I think he should be cancelled? No, I don't think anyone should be cancelled. But I think that, yeah, you can't get up and slap someone across the face. That's insane. And also, whenever something...

Something like this happens where it's in the media that my parents know the people that are involved. I know the people that are involved. Twitter's going crazy. They're watching the nightly news. They're hearing about it too. I like their take on situations that we would never normally talk about. Like when are me and my dad just talking about Will Smith?

My parents are livid. At Will Smith. Yeah, they're like, how do you just get up and slap someone in the face? And then my dad didn't know about the whole Jada Pinkett Smith and the rapper that she was sleeping with. Oh, August. So now we did a deep dive. He did a full deep dive. He was like, Paige, did you know that she was sleeping with someone else who's like her son's age? Like he was, he couldn't believe it. Well, now they're finding that old...

I love that you did front page news with your dad, first of all. Second of all, he needs to come on. Gary needs to come on. I mean, Gary's getting a little famous for his like...

lifestyle no people are living for him living for gary and turns out gary is main character energy and kim is like naturally main character energy but gary i didn't see that for him when i'm kind of loving it when we said like dad do you want to come on stage my mom like immediately was like no you're such a loser if you want to do that and my dad like i feel like got hurt because he was like but that would be fun she called him thirsty she was like you thirsty ass bitch

Drink some water, you thirsty... She's like, it's your daughter's night. How about you not? Yeah. I was like, oh my God, Mom. Now I know exactly where I get it from. That was the bitchiest thing I've ever seen in my life. Side note, I've been very afraid to bring this up because we do get backlash every time we talk about it. But there are Scientologist stuff going on about how in Scientology, the way...

they get mad at you is like they hit you across the face. So they're saying like maybe he's a Scientologist and that's how you... What's the word for when someone does something wrong, you... Reprimand them? Yeah, like that's how you reprimand people in Scientology. And it might be just spreading rumors. Wait, Will Smith is a Scientologist? They deny it. However, they had this like school that they created that apparently was...

Similar to like the WeWork, how they created a school where it's like their own free vision and it was a shit show. But there's some cult shit going on. Something's not right. My cult vibes in my vagina are tingling. You know what? And I'm going to say it even though, you know, positivity for everyone. But like this is why you can't have an open marriage. It's crazy, but it makes me feel like open marriages are like hard. No, I feel like they're probably.

It's so hard. Just scheduling in general has to be a goddamn nightmare. Just like being, having two guys. No, how do you have the mental capacity? No, that's why like when people cheat, I'm like, good for you for like...

figuring out like what time do you wake up in the morning i know like how does trips and thompson even play basketball that's what i want to know how do you even practice i'm like how do you get that how do you find time to brush your teeth shower in between i could literally barely shower once in a day when you go to that old video of the red table talk yeah

It's awkward. I didn't realize it. Wait, with... With Will Smith. She sits Will Smith down. She's basically like, I was miserable and I haven't been happy for a while until I was with August. Oh.

Wait, I think I have to go back and watch it. I've watched Red Table Talk once and one time only. And that was when Jordan Woods was on. We all did. And I think I remember where I was that day. Like, I remember that I was on 35th Street and I was like in an Uber pulling it up on my phone being like, this is nothing. You brought it up. I feel so bad for Jordan.

Yeah. Like at that age, having to sit down and get having to speak for this guy who's clearly fucking everyone and their mom and their daughters. And that girl had to take all the heat. Not like she was an angel about it. But like, what were you doing when you were 18? Literally, because humans are not our brains are not built to.

To know what someone bad is saying about us. Yes, especially like hundreds of millions of people. And having the Kardashians PR team turn on you, literal nightmare. Literal nightmare. I'd rather go to jail for tax evasion than piss off one of the Kardashians. The second you go, I have tax evasion, I gotta go. I tax evaded. No, if I ever pissed off anyone in that family, I would...

I would turn myself into the police and be like, I lied to my taxes because just put me in jail. Yeah. Please. A thousand percent. I feel like, but now it's like too little too late where no one's going to go back and be like, we were hard on Jordan. You can't take that trauma back. No. She does going to say something. She has a really hot boyfriend though. And I feel like she's thriving. Good for her. Yeah. Cause now she's not behind Kylie shadow. She gets to like be her own, her own girl.

what else like do you remember anything else from it she basically what did he say back when she said that like she he was just quiet and that's when she called it an entanglement and everyone's like you cheated and then she just was like i wasn't happy until i was with august finally and he just sat there and took it so now people are trying to be like jade is this narcissist oh but what i wanted to say is just like you're not supposed to see a lot of people hate on you

Your mind can't handle it. Our minds also, like, love to almost feel good about collectively hating something. Yeah. Like, we love to... Fit in. To fit in and be able to be like, oh, I know right from wrong. So once everyone starts to decide that something's wrong, people love to jump in and be like, Jordan was wrong. Will Smith was wrong. No, Jade is the narcissist. So, like, everyone is, like, confused on who to attack. Yeah. But sometimes, guys...

Let's not attack. Yeah. The only person not wrong was Nicole Kidman. You know, like, she just sat there. She was being all of us watching it. To be honest. Everyone else. And Lupita. Lupita did nothing wrong. Now I'm thinking about, like, them watching screeners and, like, who they secretly do hate.

Like, oh, this motherfucker is so fake. Like, so fake. Timothy Chevrolet never has done anything wrong. And you know who finally did nothing wrong? And we need to give her what she deserves in terms of respect. Demi Moore. Leave Demi Moore alone. I still can't believe she hasn't said anything. Demi Moore did not ask to be part of this narrative. Yeah. I saw a really funny meme where Will Smith...

Is slapping Kanye West when Taylor Swift is on stage and be like, how it should have gone. Yeah, absolutely. People would have teared him. 100%. I mean, you just can't slap people in the face. Also, yes, I've been watching a lot of comics takes. One comic was like, this is now raising the bar for how you have to defend your wife all the time. That's just not sustainable. No.

And then someone else was like, this is Will Smith deciding, do I want half of America mad at me? Yeah. Or the woman who I have to sleep with every night mad at me. Which is kind of terrifying that he went to that extreme just for her approval. Something weird is going on there. Something weird is going on. But also, let's be honest, the best actors, the best artists are fucking crazy. So we have to stop trying to make them all relatable and normal. Yeah, they're not. They're just nuts. They're not.

They're not. And I'm telling you one thing. Yeah. You know, the whole thing where people are like celebrities, they're just like us. They're not. Nope. They live in a different universe. Will Smith and Jada are living in their own reality. Yeah. And let's stop even. Okay. This is going to get some hate. This is going to get some hate. I know everyone likes Tom Hanks. I'm telling you, there's something off with Tom Hanks. Very interesting. No one has a son like Chet Hanks.

And did nothing wrong. Okay. And the other one is, the other side is like so normal. Which I don't trust. Yeah.

Which I really, oh, you're that perfect? Because they're so opposite. They're so opposite. And look, I'm just saying, let's stop making people good or evil. It's not that simple. People are complex, nuanced individuals. And Will Smith made a mistake. Chris Rock apparently went on stage, apparently at the Wilbur. Sorry, I should not have had that coffee. I should not have had that coffee. I was just going to say, if anyone wanted to know what it was like doing cocaine with Hannah, you're experiencing it right now.

right now this is it my brain's moving so fast so chris rock said he stills processing it so he's not speaking on it and yet which is code for he just hasn't written material that he likes enough yet to talk about it but i mean i will buy tickets to that tour let's talk about how wait we did the wilbur theater in boston we did two shows we sold both of them out before chris rock got slapped he was doing the wilbur theater was not sh

sold out until after he was slapped then it became sold out so you're saying we didn't even need to get slapped by will smith we didn't even have to get slapped there's a really funny clip up by this comic ricky velez who's doing his stand-up and some guy like comes walking in from the bathroom and he like gets scared and he's like sorry in this climate you can't stand up close to the stage like that and then he pulls out a fork and he goes i came up here with a fork just in case

He goes, because I'll fight a motherfucker. No, that's crazy. I'll fight a motherfucker. I would immediately just start crying. He's like, I'm not taking it like a man. I'm going to bite you. No, I'm not trying to be a hero. I'm not. Like, I'm just going to be totally honest. If I'm in a store and like a robber comes in, I'm playing dead. Like, don't look. I'm telling everyone now, do not look to me to be any type of hero. How many times have you watched a movie and been like, if I was in that situation, I would a thousand times survive. You play dead under a dead person. Yeah.

Craig makes me watch a war movie, I'm like, how are you not just like laying down and pretending to be dead? Because you have to fight for your country. I could not. I could not. You definitely have done. You've definitely pretended you're asleep in many situations. Half my life. Half my life.

Half my fucking life. The amount of times I have pretended to be asleep from a young child. I still do it. I still do it. You want to hear something so stupid? When I was a little kid, I read something like, when you're asleep, your eyes move rapidly. So when I pretend I was asleep, I would close my eyes and move my eyes and be like. And your parents were like, we need to see a priest. Another exorcism needs to be scheduled.

I remember thinking like, I'm a genius. Like how authentic my fake sleep is. Yeah. I used to get applesauce and hide it under my bed and then put it on my blanket and tell my mom I threw up.

Like to get out of school or just to fuck with your mom? No, to get out of school. I hated going to school. That's disgusting. Yeah. And my mom was like, I know that this is applesauce. She starts eating it. She's like, hmm. She's like, you're going to school. No, I was very good at pretending to like be sick. I just found out that Des used to put pillows in his bed.

bed like a la ferris bueller's day off and jump out the window and go drink with his friends no way did he ever get caught yeah all the time he was naughty he also was in a foreign country like his parents shipped him out to ireland when he was 14 and then he would like be running around a foreign country and you can drink so much earlier there yeah and also it's like such a boy move like the things boys can do that like we would have immediately been kidnapped

Did you ever sneak out in high school? I lived in New York City. You just immediately die. Right. You just immediately like you're so scared. Yes. I live by Prospect Park, which is the most beautiful park. But the second it got dark out, you were like people get killed. Yeah. That's where you get killed. OK. Interesting. Yeah. So I was just scared. Wait, let's talk about something else. That's kind of a good transition to home life. Hilaria Baldwin. First of all.

She's like totally back to being fully Spanish. Like her accent is so insane when she talks on her stories. But there's something about her that I must watch. Like I am enthralled with watching her Instagram stories and the fact that she has pushed out an entire fucking baseball team. Do you think this is a PR move? I think something's clearly not all there. But like...

Do you think that they love having kids and Alec has been going through a hard time and she's like, let's distract ourselves with raising another human who doesn't want to be in this world, but we're forcing it. I just think seven is a lot. The guy's got to be tired. That is a full life moment change. Like I saw two kids in the airport and I was like, absolutely not.

I saw a family of four in the airport and I was like, keep it in your pants, sir. Okay. Like I was like, this is too much. I'm going to say it again. This is a controversial podcast. Three is too much. Three is too much. Three is like selfish at this point. It's like, how much DNA do you need to fucking spread in this world? Stop showing off. Have two. Cut it. Cut it.

Have two. Two and done. And what I get nervous about is I know that I'm two and done. So if I get two boys or two girls, I'm going to be livid. I know. Like if I get one of each, it's like our moms were so lucky. Our moms were so lucky. Not only did they have...

us who constantly make them proud who shine a light on their lives nothing bad like just make their lives a little more dramatic and exciting but like and they just had girl boy done i'm so happy you brought this up people will think that we're talking about random stuff but it's actually seamless transitions if you really listen

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I can't choose a boy name. And now I know why. Because every guy I've ever fucked, I cannot name my kid that name. So I have no names. Ever. But like think about how many names you can't name because you talk to a guy for a week and he was kind of a dick. And you're like, oh, it reminds me of Eric. Oh, I hated that guy. He was such a creep.

No, I could never name my son Eric, I feel like. No, no, no, no. So like there's so many names that are good, but I'm like, that's my ex's name. I can't name my kid my ex's name or he'll think I'm obsessed with him. See, I don't have one boy name on my list because... You're not manifesting a boy? I am, but like the thought of a small penis growing inside me does freak me out. Wait, what? Oh my God. I mean, that's what it is. No, I actually want a boy first. Okay.

But I have no name for him. And Craig texted me the other day being an absolute sociopath. Sometimes he'll just like throw out random names and he's like, would you ever name a child that? And it'll be like straw. And I'm like, no, I'm not Gwyneth Paltrow. Honestly, I hate to say this, but Craig is going to do some Charleston names. No, he's not even. He wanted to name his son. Are you allowed to say this or are you blowing up a spot right now? I'm not taking this name ever, so I don't really give a shit. Yeah, we don't care. Seven. Seven.

I was like, you can't name your kid a fucking number, Craig. Okay, Gwyneth Paltrow. Then he wanted to name Chance. And I was like, he's not a rapper. Not a rapper. I like how he's just picking words. Probably going to actually be extremely nerdy. I like how he's picking random words. He texted me the other day, rant some. I go...

Be like, Craig, can you spell ransom? Like, I'm sorry, what? Like a kidnapping? You want to name our child that? Wait, what are the most Southern boy names? I'm just, Hayden comes to mind. Hayden, Tristan, Hayden.

I feel like it's not even the first name. It's like all the shit that comes after it. Yeah. It's like William Charles, but we call him Trey the third. Yeah. Like it's basically Bridgerton names if you're in the South. Oh my God. Like it's just like Lord or Lady. Yeah. And we're like, we get it Bartholomew. And every girl in the South's middle name is Lynn. That's actually a fact. Yeah. Yeah.

And that's just based on the consensus. Yeah, that's just science. Yeah. Wow. And then, yeah, I told you Des and I, the name I want, he's like my friend's, like his best friend's daughter has the same name.

So he doesn't. What is your name again? We're not telling people, but should I know this? I mean, I'll tell people. Really? Are you sure? It's my male name, Lucy. I want to name my daughter Lucy. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Yeah. And it's also like fighting the patriarchy. You know how men always name their kids their name, but women never do it? Yeah. Why is that? Why the fuck is that? Why is that? I don't know. Maybe it's because women are caretakers and we're not like trying to like, I don't know. Lorelai Gilmore did that, but they called her Rory.

But her name was Lorelai if you really watched the show. What a great fact. What a great citation. I do also love when girls have boy names. But here's the thing with that. And I don't want to be rude, but you have to be hot. You have to be. Hot take. You're putting a lot of stress on your daughter by giving her a really cool boy name. And if she's not even remotely cute, she's going to have a tough time. Yeah.

I just feel like the boys are going to like people are going to bully her. I feel like and that is scary. Or does bullying make you stronger? No, it doesn't. Because I have to say I was bullied and that's why I'm hilarious because you have to find laughter in the darkness. And if you don't have any darkness growing up, you're boring. Yeah, that's true. That's why hot people aren't as funny.

Yeah. Except you, which is very strange. But I think it's because I think it's because I had an older brother who literally beat the shit out of me every day. Like just pounded me. No one makes you feel worse than a brother ever. You could be the hottest girl in the world. And to your brother, you are the most disgusting mole rat. Yeah. And so stupid. You know, my brother doesn't know how I get through the day because I'm so dumb. And he tells me all the time. It is funny that that I get that you.

hilarious that you have managed to like do you know your acne face my brother once called me a pizza face and i never forgot it don't ever forget it he said i look like a pizza that's awful i don't even like i'm oily whatever how did we even get here how do we get here boy names yeah um oh speaking of names i'm obsessed with a betta fish okay and his name is swim shady

And I got in a TikTok wormhole last night. On fish? On a fish. A beta fish named Swim Shady. And this fish was in a tiny, like, department store. Okay. And it had, like, a curve in its spine. And the water was green. And it was going to die. And she took it in. And she made it this... She got it this big...

fishbowl house and she put all these pretty things in it and she cleaned the water and you watch swim shady get confident in himself and his spine started getting better this is like 40 minutes in and have you been taking your medicine no

I like, you know, when you do the update videos and you're like, I can't give up now. I have to see what happens to Swim Shady. And then she started getting Swim Shady friends. But then the Internet got involved and was like, this is not healthy. Like mixing the environment. The water is not getting like. And then I was stressed about that. And then I had to follow the lives of where the guppies went because she got some guppies. And because the guppies apparently are supposed to be alone. They have to be in friend groups. This coffee is hitting me hard. And then the Swim Shady is thriving. But then I got really upset because.

Swim Shady's gonna die one day. You and Craig actually should have dated because you like fixate on these dumb ass things. Like, oh God, no. No. These dumb ass things and then have to tell me about them. Swim Shady's not dumb. Swim Shady is an example of perseverance. But Swim Shady's one day gonna be stomach up and that's gonna be so upsetting. I like, I'm very upset about that. Did you have a fish growing up? I saved a fish's life growing up.

actually i freaked my dad the fuck out we'll give you the next medal of honor no i freaked my dad out we had a goldfish as one does and one day the goldfish was like upside down and my dad was like you have to put the goldfish in the toilet it died yeah and i don't know where but i got this like little doctor's like hat on and i put doctor's gloves on and i was running around the house and i took i said no i'm gonna save it and i started singing to it

And the goldfish came back to life, I swear to God. And my dad got freaked the fuck out and I saved the goldfish. Hannah, that's fucking terrifying. Yep, I know. I was scared as a kid. I always think of things like this. What do you think your dad said to your mom that night? Like when they were going to bed? Like, Hannah really freaked me out tonight. The conversations, like now that we're at the age where it's like, we're going to have kids like one day and it's...

Not going to be that many years away. And, like, just thinking about being, like, wow, she's a fucking psycho. Like, shoot, is our kid, like, a fucking weirdo? You know when your parents would, like, whisper and you knew they were talking shit about you? They're like, she's super dumb. We thought it was a phase, but she's still. No, literally, I can remember being little and my dad, like, hitting my brother because he's, like, making fun of me that I can't read. And he's like, come on, she just...

Like he had so much pain that he was like, she's just stupid. Like, let her go. Come on. Parents, when I was like 11, whispering about my tennis match in the morning, they were like, she's playing a girl who's really good. And if she loses, she's going to be upset. And we just have to like make sure she's happy. He talks more shit. They talk so much about me. And you're so oblivious as a child. Like you have no idea that they even talk to each other when you're not around. I know. Like you don't.

You can't grasp that as a kid until you grow up. The amount of times my parents must have just been like, we're fucked. We are absolutely fucked with these two. My parents used to, in the car, when they wanted to talk about something that they didn't want us to hear, they used to spell stuff out. And they said when I was little, they'd hear me in the back being like, like trying to sound out the words that they were spelling. My parents never heard me. I was like, yeah, you guys got that. I am. I am.

I'm good back here. Spell all day, guys. I was Gary. Like, my brother was younger. Yeah. And my brother wasn't great at spelling. Very smart, not good at spelling. And I remember I'd be eating chips and he'd be like, I want a chip. And I'd be like, spell school. And he'd be like, mom! And I'd be like, spell school. And he wouldn't. I'd be like, spell the. And he'd be like, I can't. I'm like, fucking idiot. Hannah! And he wouldn't eat. I was helping him. Oh my god, no!

I was helping him. Do you know that my brother used to call me, do you remember the commercials for Hooked on Phonics? Yeah. He would call me phonics. Wow. It was so me. Me and your brother should. Should we cancel Gary? Literally. Canceled. Someone said that they should do a talk show with celebs, a game show where it's just normal words as a spelling bee. Like scissors, indefinitely, in restaurant. Scissors is not a normal word.

Scissors is so fucking hard. Government. No. I thought you were going to say they should do a game show with siblings. Because if there was a game show where me and my brother were on the same team and we had to go against other siblings, we'd fucking dominate. Yeah, I feel like

you're very powerful, but if you turn on each other, it's very scary. It's very scary. My brother is like way more mature than me and actually acts like the older brother. It's pretty funny. Like I'm scared of him. In this podcast, I've pulled off all of this, the left hand. I'm proud of you. Thank you. Anyway, and people say we don't do anything.

And you think I have no talent? No talent. Oh, what do you think about Kim saying that her quote, you better work, was taken out of context? I think that people are always just so quick to hate Kim Kardashian. And I think that her response was amazing. I think her response, people in the comments were like, okay, I'm like actually, as someone who knows about editing and like how out of context is the way to make you look

insane yeah like she was like she had a whole question she was she had that weird tone and how people even say to her anymore that like she's famous for being famous yeah she's a fucking billionaire so what happened is the reporter had been like when people say you're famous for being famous what do you say so she wasn't just going on a speech about how like women don't work hard she was like what is it 2012 like she's not famous for being famous anymore like it's famous yeah for like

i mean i i like going back and forth of like being mad at her i always love her i i need to call out her problematic behavior sometimes she's always been my favorite of all the sisters yeah i feel like i kind of like i used to like chloe the most but now i like courtney

Because I thought Chloe's like... My two top that I feel like I'm the most... I'd get along with the most are Kim and Khloe. But I've always loved Kendall. But I don't think my... Could I just talk? I don't think our personalities would match. Wait, this is a great question of who we'd be friends with. Yeah. All day, Khloe. I'd be friends with Khloe all day. You'd be friends with Khloe. But it's funny because...

You'd be friends with Khloe. I think Khloe and I are similar. Yeah. I like to be friends with girls who are, like, bitchy. Yeah. That I can, like, break them out of their shell, like you. So you'd be friends with Kourtney. Kourtney. Yeah. And Kim would scare me a little. Yeah. Kim is very scary. Kim is scary. Like, she'd laugh at your joke. Kim could, like, judge you in four seconds. Yeah. Without even, like, fully body scanning. Yeah. Like, she'd just be like, mm, mm, gotta go. Exactly. Exactly.

Oh my God. Oh, I just got nervous about that. Yeah, it's like worked up. Okay, so there's this new thing called bimbo core. Have you heard of it? No. Bimbo core is a new style of...

Coming from TikTok, where girls, you know how in the 90s they'd make fun of girls who dress like sluts and bimbos? It's like a new wave feminism where it's like we've already proved that we're smart and powerful and amazing as women. We can dress as bimbos again in an empowering way. And they're calling it bimbocore. They're like, I've waited my whole life. Yeah, so you just like dress like a hoe. Wear pink and like mini skirts. Yeah, like legally blonde. Literally bimbocore, legally blonde, and you rock it. Who said this though, Hannah? Yeah.

I don't know. Someone to talk.

So it's sweeping the nation. Yeah. But it's kind of like the concepts, even like our podcast is kind of bimbo core as in, I feel like so many women had a show that like women are smart and women are like driven and all that shit. Yeah. And now we can act dumb knowing that people know we're not dumb. But a lot of women couldn't act dumb because they had to prove that they... And half the time that we're acting dumb, we're being... No, that checked out scientifically. That checked out. This is like fifth wave feminism. If it goes over your guy's head, it's because you're dumb. Yeah.

Basically we're not dumb We're just pretending Because we don't have to be No I was gonna say We're just so fucking sarcastic That it can get annoying I feel like to other people But that just means like They have no sense of humor And I feel bad for them And if you feel dumber Listening to this podcast That's because you will Burn brain cells And that's just a side effect Of fun things Like alcohol And weed And giggly squad Um

Also, you messaged me. You're back on TikTok sending me videos again, which we love for our friendship. We're doing better. Yeah. You sent me a girl who is learning at like seven years old how to do her mom's makeup and was doing it like incredibly. Perfectly. Do you want to teach your daughter how to do makeup? I messaged you and said, I'm having a daughter so I can literally hire her for glam. And I said, that is child labor. Yeah.

like having your eight-year-old be like, okay, we have three hours. We're going to have to be on the carpet in three hours. I'm sorry, have you not heard of chores? These eyebrows are uneven, Stephanie. We're doing Giggly Squad and I'm like calling over my daughter. I'm like, you have to do Hannah now. She's like, mom, I want a cheese stick. I'm like, if you don't do Aunt Hannah's makeup. Put down your go-gurt. It's time for a retouch.

Okay, if I step on your Lego while I'm trying to go to the red carpet, I'm going to be pissed. I don't know why the word go-gurt just really got me. What's the, like, you cook the cake, the cake cooker? Easy bake? Did you turn off your easy bake oven? It's time to do mom's highlighter.

Oh my god. No, but seriously, that's like when you were little, I feel like I was always like going and getting my mom's purse for her. Like, go get my purse, get my wallet, my purse, you know, I'm like running around so she can do my makeup if she gets good at it. My parents used to do the 3-2-1 thing. Oh no. We were an accounting family.

I remember the first time I saw a kid that I was like, oh, wow, he gets counted at. Counted out. That's what they call it. Yeah. And I was just like, oh, and my mom like never did that. Which is funny because she is an accountant and she could have, but she's like, Paige is a no number. So it wouldn't work with her. Paige isn't going to get it. So it worked to an extent, but then you know how you start getting older and you're like, this is stupid. Yeah. My dad, when my mom wasn't around, my dad would take advantage of it. We're like, it was for like when you're having a tantrum to be like, okay, five, four, and then you'd stop.

My dad would be like, give me the remote. And I'd be like, no. And he'd be like, five. And I'm like, dad, you're not allowed to use this for that. And he'll be like, he'd be like, order me a pizza. And I'm like, that's not how this works. He's like, five, four. Don't make me get down to one. And I'm like, dad, you're literally, this is not part of like. You're like, dad, I'm 24. I'm 24. He would count.

He would count down the craziest shit and then, like, because my mom wasn't around, I was like, do I have to? And I really felt like lightning would strike if it hit zero. So I would just, like, do it because I was scared. Yeah, he would get so terrified. I told you my dad told me the eject button in the car for, like, the music would eject me from the car. He was like, don't make me press the eject on you. And I'd be like, okay. And this is why I have daddy issues. I do think about having kids sometimes.

I feel like I'm going to want to fuck with them so badly and not realize that that could be like long lasting trauma. Oh my God. My dad would fuck with me so badly. Like he would always bet me like $5 to do ridiculous stuff. And then my mom would get mad at him and be like, Danny, like you can't.

Or, like, when parents would pretend, like, the kid was invisible. And then, like, the kid freaks out. Like, that always, like, that used to get me fucking stressed. I'm not going to lie. I'll be looking at TikTok and someone's kid will go fucking viral for just, like, being a kid. Like, I don't want to go to school today because I like cookies. And part of me is, like, jelly. I'm like, I wish I had a kid. Yeah, I'm like, I know I said fucking hilarious shit. I know my kid will be hilarious. But then I know that I also might want privacy for the kid.

Okay, I don't think we need to worry. Do you know the celebrities who are like, I don't show the... What's our social media take on our children? Yeah, we should decide that now. We should save handles. No, that is such bad luck. But do you know those celebrities who will be like, I don't post my children, but then they'll post a photo and put an emoji over the child's face. And I'm like, why do we do that? We get it, you have a child. But if you're going to put an emoji over it, why did you even post the photo? Because you liked how you looked in it? I don't know what my stance on that is. Yeah.

Do you have any other front page news? Oh, my God. Camille Cabello. Oh, yeah. Was in Miami. She was having a, like...

Just like a Miami weekend, there was like so many paparazzi and I felt so bad for her because she was like, she said in an article, she was like, it was the most uncomfortable I can say that I ever was in my entire life. And I didn't breathe for the whole day because there are so many people, so many paparazzi pictures of me like in a bikini. And I was just terrified to like see them online the next day. Mm hmm.

And I just thought that was pretty powerful. Yeah, she was talking about how she just wants to relax at the beach, but she felt the need to, like, put makeup on and to, like, suck in. No. It's very upsetting because, yeah, the wrong flattering photo is then posted everywhere. Yeah. You know how you feel when your friend posts a photo where they look hot and you don't? And you're like, ugh! Imagine that times a billion. No. Of your body. No, it's literally...

Like, if you ever go through your boyfriend's camera roll of pictures of you, it's literally the troll version of you. And it's like, oh my God. I'm like, is that how you see me?

Why are you with me? I'm like, if you ever posted one of those, I would lose my mind. But then your phone has tons of photos of him where he looks flawless. I have so many candid, cool photos of Craig. It's actually, I could make him a full blog based on the photos I have of him. Des looks like his cheekbones, the lighting, every fucking time where he takes a photo of me and I'm like, I look like I got kidnapped. Yeah.

And I need help. I'm like, is one eye bigger than the other? That is one thing that's really been happening to me recently in photos. I'm like, do my eyebrows look like that? Yeah. Craig's like, yeah. So like, yeah, no, that's what you look like. Also, have you ever like gotten a bunch of photos and then people pick out their favorite photos and they're not the ones that you think look good? And then you question what people think looks good.

Wow. I can't believe you just fucking said that because the other night I was looking at a photo of myself and I was like, but that's not what I look like in the mirror. And then I was like, wait,

Is it like and then the whole like, you know, like it's flipped thing like started to get really in my head. And I was like, so what do I actually look like? Like it's yeah. That's why you shouldn't do mushrooms. No, but for real, like I'll have a photo and I have like, you know, when you have your own weird insecurities, like a certain thing, how my ear looks like a certain side of my face. And someone would be like, this is the best photo you've ever taken. And I'm like, it's like when someone says, oh, you look like this person. Yeah. They show a literal smile.

Yeah, when people say this is the best photo ever and it's like totally not in your head and you're just like, what? And then you pick another photo and they're like, oh, I didn't really like that one. And then you're just like, what is beauty? And that's why you just shouldn't get tons of positive. And you're like, is that how we should start our cult introduction? I think Botox is a cult. I think I'm still going to do it, though. Yeah, I think I probably will, too. I think that the first time we really... Because I...

Here's what I will say. I'll do Botox with you. Yeah. I was just going to say that I think that the first time we actually do go and get it, we should go together. And hold hands. Yeah. Even though it'll feel weird for us. And talk about our entire experience. But I feel like we're both not there for like... Have you thought about it? I've thought about it because...

But if I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it very light because I need to have my expressions. Yeah. I've just started thinking about it, which means I feel like I will probably do it in like two to three years. But we cannot use it as a gateway drug. Right. We can't get addicted. We cannot get addicted. I just flash forward 10 years and our faces are just... And we're like, welcome to Giggle-A-Squad. This is going to age you up. We can't giggle anymore. But back in the day, wasn't that fun when we can move our face? Right.

Also, look how I'm sitting. Weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. Why are your feet like that? What do you mean, why are my feet like that? I mean, why?

So uncomfortable. I don't even want, I don't want the bottoms of my feet to ever touch each other. I have a friend who knows how to intertwine her toes together. That's disgusting. Don't even finish this content. And people will pay, like foot fetish people will pay to see her. And she said it's the most comfortable. She sits with her toes intertwined. Like she interlocks her toes and I'm like, who needs a boyfriend? Remember when like toe socks were like a thing? Ew! Ew!

Do you remember when toe sneakers were a thing? Never. When people would like jog with their sneakers that had toes in them? Like the kind of guys who like wear full outfits when they go biking? I always just assumed those people were like training for a marathon. And so I like immediately was like, I don't fuck with those people. They like watch a documentary and someone was like, humans are not meant to be in shoes. They're meant to walk with their normal feet. So by the, it was a cult. Yeah.

That's crazy. What am I, Spider-Man? You're going to say I'm not scaling a building. Yeah, I'm not going to scale a building. I don't need my toes out. Okay, I have to end the podcast with one thing. Okay. This woman, Julia Tofana. Okay. I saw her online. She's the world's biggest female serial killer.

She's killed... Yeah, let's just end it on a really light note. Have an amazing rest of your day, everyone. This is important, and I hope this inspires people. This was back in the Renaissance days. She killed over 600 men because Patrick, our producer, is uncomfortable. Just immediately got very nervous. He's nervous. He was like, this is weird. He's tight. He's tight right now. So apparently...

There was a lot of arranged marriages and a lot of women who were unhappy in their marriage and they had like abusive husbands. You know, men are trash. So she would sell perfume that was actually poison that they could give to their husbands. And she just they were just men were dropping like flies. And this woman was an entrepreneur about this. There should be. She was basically the modern day Kim Kardashian with KKW. Yeah.

Wait, no, I feel like I've seen this story before and that's amazing. Yeah, they're probably had like such abusive husbands. Divorce was like not a thing. Yeah, divorce was not a thing. So she was like, either you live your life miserable or he dies. He dies. Like you have to pray that there's like a war that he's like going to go away to. But then you run into he could just play dead.

So he might come back. So you need a plan B and that is poison. And that is how Giggly Squad goes full circle. When in doubt, play dead. Thank you guys for giggling with us today.

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