Giggling about our high school experiences, Adam Levine, and ADHD
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I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my glorious gigglers. We're in Boston. I like Boston. Revolutionary war vibes. I love like a 13 Colony vibe. I love a Paul Revere moment. Thatty. Anyway, before we start, I did want to quickly address. I was in my DMs yesterday. I was doing a lot of research. There is obviously stuff going on in Iran that's crazy right now. Right.

And we have Iranian gigglers that were literally like telling me what the fuck is going on. Basically, if you are behind, Masa Amini is an Iranian woman who was wearing her hijab wrong. And they have a thing called morality police that put her into custody and was supposed to be like an hour. And they ended up killing her. Yeah.

How old was she? Do you know? She was young, right? She was 22 years old. Yeah, that's insane. So there's been this uprising of women, especially younger women in Iran. Now Iran is the government is like cutting them off from talking, bless you, from talking to other people. Their Internet is down. So basically what the Iranian gigglers were telling me is like, you just have to spread the word about what's going on. Like they just want it to be known what the hell is going on.

And we just are sending our love. But yeah, there's so many like strong, smart women in Iran that are so brave right now. Like, because people are dying and they're still protesting. Men are getting involved. It's becoming like a thing. I know there's been uprisings in the past, but hopefully like.

We could just send our love, raise awareness. I think even just like talking about it on the podcast, I'm sure there's girls listening right now that are like, wait, what? Yeah, they didn't know. What happened? They didn't know. There's no easy way to segue this, but...

Adam Levine is not the A-list singer that DM'd me. I know you guys were worried about him. Wait, did you see Adam Devine's Instagram post? I love him. What did he do? I love him. Okay, so Adam Devine is married to Chloe Bridges and his Instagram caption was like, Hi, I'm Adam Devine. This is my wife, Chloe. We are going strong.

Adam Levine is a worse singer than I am, and we are naming our first child Sumner. Thank you. Do you think people have been confusing you? For sure. And sending hate messages? Because I remember when... Was he on Pitch Perfect? Yep, he was in Pitch Perfect. Craig actually has met him before, because they filmed the HBO show in Charleston. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Yeah, with Danny McBride's show. And he's like worked out with him before. And I'm like, please tell him I'm like the biggest fan. That's the most dude thing ever. Yeah, we've lifted weights before. I've spotted him, bruh. I remember when like all the Britney Spears stuff was happening and Jamie Lynn...

Sigler was getting a bunch of DMs because people thought it was her, like that Jamie Lynn. She was like, hey, just want to let everyone know I am not Britney Spears' sister. Thank you. Isn't she like a huge fan of you? Yes, we DM all the time. I love her. I have to tell you something. What? So every couple of weeks, I do a little double check to see if Amy Schumer still follows me. She started following me. She follows you! Ah!

I know. Because I checked it and it said Hannah Burner Page of Sorbo and I was like, she's a giggler. I was literally. Amy Schumer's a giggler. No, Hannah, I was literally. Amy, if you're listening, we love you. Please don't unfollow me. I'm the creepy one. She's my Hailey Bieber. I'm like, I just thought she followed you.

I forgot to tell you that. I was literally laying in the bed because like where else would I be? And I was on the phone with Craig and I was like, oh my God. No, it's huge. And he was like, what? And I was like, Amy Schumer just literally started following me like four seconds ago.

And I then immediately went to her Instagram and just liked everything. And then I was like, wait, was that too much? You're acting like she's a hot guy. I was like, wait, I like too many pictures. I think she's unfollowed me before. Her lines have shifted for sure, which means she's definitely a giggler because like you never know what she's going to do. Yeah, she's a giggler. I'm obsessed with her. I even quoted her at the last live show because we were talking about Poosh and Goop and how Goop is like what I call the stuff in my underwear at the end of a long day. Yeah.

And how in one of her specials, she calls it the spider webs.

when I, I did an episode of watch what happens lives with, with Vanessa Bayer. Yes. Who's like another hilarious woman. Um, and she was like, Oh, she said it's so nonchalant. And like, you know, when you like meet certain celebrities and like you, you don't want to like fangirl and make it weird, but you want, but like inside you're freaking out. So like when I met her, I was freaking out. She was like, Oh my God, like,

I love Summer House. Like, Amy wanted me to come over the other night and, like, watch it. And, like, in my head, I was like, she did not just refer to Amy Schumer as just, like, Amy. She was like, Amy, I can't. Like, I'm doing Watch What Happens with Paige. And I was just like. Amy, you're addicted to Summer House. Stop. Like, two massive comedians make fun of us, like, on their own. You know, like, couldn't have a better compliment. But also, like, if Amy Schumer thinks our podcast is funny, should we retire? I mean.

Where do we go from here? Should we have her open for us? Did you see we posted a video on our Instagram saying how we opened for Jack Harlow in Vegas? Yeah. We did. We did. So yeah, Adam Levine did not DM me. Everyone is making fun of it with memes. How would you feel if you were Bahati? I kind of like that people are just making fun of it.

Okay, the memes are great. I actually have a hot take. It's actually not really a hot take. I feel like when it first came out, when this girl first put this TikTok out, I immediately first went to the comments because I was like, people have to be just ruining her in the comments. And they were. And they were just like, I think you forgot the apology in this video and just really coming at her.

And I got like sick to my stomach. Yes. Should you obviously never hook up with someone who has a significant other, whether they're dating, married or like whatever the situation is? Yes. Obviously, that is inherently wrong. If you are a young girl in their early 20s and an A-list celebrity DMs you, 98% of people are DMing back. Like, come the fuck on. Like, there's like...

Also, if you're a girl... Anyone who's, like, shaming her...

I would love to have an A-list celebrity DM them and see what the fuck they did with it. I mean, I did ignore mine. That's true. But I was at my bachelorette party. Right. We were like walking down the aisle. But I still bragged about it. You bragged about it. And here's the opposite situation. I said, shoot, what do we do? And you looked at me and you said, Paige, I'm getting married. Oh, no. I mean, we for a second were like, what do we do? Okay, hey, but like. But I do have to say, people were making fun of her being like, I just moved to L.A. Yeah.

I'm new to L.A. I got to L.A. a week ago. Like, did she handle it wrong? Do I think that hindsight is 20-20? Could she have handled it differently? If she was really nervous that someone was going to sell these screenshots to a press, like, tabloid, could she have handled it totally different and been like, yeah, sell it if that's what you want to do and then, like,

reacted after and said like no comment or like reached out to Bahati on her own. Yes, there is a better way than her just throwing up a TikTok. But one, she was probably fucking nervous that this person was going to sell it and then she would have no say. She was kind of taking ownership of her narrative. But like getting mad at like a 20-something year old girl who has this man of complete power and like A-list celebrity status is

manipulating her into like you're who I want to be with. You know, actually, I agree with you. Yeah. It's kind of like misogyny at its...

finest the fact that the public has now focused on her yeah because my thing is if someone does something fucked up like what adam levine did is fucked up why are we analyzing how people are reacting to his messiness like she's a result of the original fuck right my thing is hey maybe don't do the original fuck up and don't worry about the mess because obviously it's messy there's no right way to go about that and i feel like i'm sensitive to this

obviously just from a reality TV standpoint because like in real life if your boyfriend does something fucked up no one's texting you being like you're such a dumb bitch like no one's coming at you so like when Craig does something on reality TV that is clearly wrong and stupid

He gets maybe a few DMs being like, you're disgusting, blah, blah, blah. You know who gets all of the DMs? Me. Being like, how?

how could you be with this person? You're so fucking dumb. You're so much better. And I'm like, why don't you direct it his way? Again, that's misogyny. It's just one of the craziest things. Like your boyfriend can cheat on you, but now you're wrong because you're staying with him. Like you're going through it in real time. Yeah. So I feel bad. I've never been with a married dude, but I feel like when a famous married dude is like, yeah, like our marriage is like, it's...

There's a lot of marriages that have arrangements that are not open to the public. Right. Yeah, she got really hot for the video and she's like, I took a lot of takes. Because if she didn't look in that situation. People rose a shot of her. Yeah, you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. If she was no makeup, hair up in a bun, people would be like, really her? She's disgusting. Like he went from Bahati to her. You're so right. Okay, wait, but did you then see the TikTok that

Sumner's brother's ex-girlfriend made so Sumner's brother's ex-girlfriend came out of left field gave no fucks she basically was like Sumner's manipulative she's horrible whatever so now this is like personal beefs coming out about people and look Sumner may be manipulative bitch but you know who's benefiting Sumner's only fans account

does she have an only fans i'm pretty sure yeah good for her and if she doesn't she should make one i have to say like i don't love adam levine's apology when he was like but i did not have an affair also like if she was the only girl i would not that i would give him a pass but

It would be a different situation. Like, yeah, people mess up, people get in, people make stupid mistakes. I mean, he's like a textbook narcissist. And here's what I, my first thought when this all came out was, wow, my mom is literally right about everything. Because when Adam Levine was at like the height of his career,

like his songs would come on the radio and my mom would always be like I don't like him and I'm like what how do you not like maroon 5 Adam Levine like he's so good looking like he's such a good singer he's like

a judge on the voice my mom's like something about him I think he was like apparently he was a nerd in high school yeah those are the worst kind of people yeah you think that they have like not like ew fucking nerd no like people that have deep deep deep rooted issues and then like literally try and live high school for the rest of their life because

They're just... Do you know what I also noticed? His wife is a skinny model and he's going after the girls. These curvy women. He's like, I love your hourglass figure. Did you see the meme going around that his tattoos look like a Chipotle bag? It's so accurate. You hate that he has a tattoo of California. I mean, it's insane. Actually, Carly Aquilino, the hysterical comedian and Pete Davidson's ex, people don't talk about it enough.

was talking about, like, I just want the girlies to know it's not a win when a married dude wants to fuck with you. No. Like, you're literally, like, most of the time they're going to stay with their wife. You're literally just representing something bad, like something naughty. And if they do leave the wife for you. They're going to leave you for another girl. You're going to have to have one eye open at night every fucking night. But, like, when you're in your early 20s,

you don't have a fucking brain like it's when you think about like when you're in high school and something happens and you're like that's the end of my life like oh my god and then like you get into college and someone brings it up and you're like oh yeah whatever like that's how i feel about my early 20s verse like now turning 30 i'm just like what but also how old is this girl are you saying because she's young we should excuse her

I'm not saying because she is young, we should excuse her. But like, she's obviously way younger than him. I mean, when it happened, I think she was like, I think she was, she's under 25. Yeah.

She's 23. Yeah. I mean, 23. I'm sorry. With all the plastic surgery now, everyone, I can't, like, they don't look it. Everyone does look older. She just was legally able to drink two years ago. Like, come on. She just moved to LA. But this girl, I can't imagine her life. She's like, I'm going to post this video. Fuck it. And then, I mean, you could delete it, but it's still like everywhere. It's still out there once it's on the internet. I think the hottest take of all this is like,

Sumner is an interesting name for him to risk it all for. That was the craziest part. Risk it all for the word for Sumner. I do kind of like the name. It's fun, but like what you want to think of? I mean, I don't think he was actually going to do that. I just think that was a way to get her to respond. Wow. But it triggered a whole hellfire. Because that's like such a manipulative tactic. I mean, I've even done that.

No, but like you think of the craziest text message you can text someone being like they're going to respond to this. It's so fucking outlandish. You're like, I'm hanging off a cliff. I'm hanging off a cliff. Where are you? One time I was in, I think I was in college and I used to like fuck around with my next door neighbor. Yeah.

And my best friend from high school wanted to like hang out with his friend. And she was like, you got to text him something like something that he'll respond to. And I was just like, all right, like, let's like think of something. So my text message was, I think your cat is in my backyard. Yeah.

That's the most innocent. Well, like to sit there and rack my brain of things like, okay, he's definitely going to respond to this. And then like, I'll start a conversation. What are you doing tonight? Domino's pizza. It's your refrigerator running. He's like petting his cat as he gets. He responded. He was like, I don't think so, but let me ask my mom. And that's just because I'm a good friend.

oh lord but yeah what do you think about the brother's ex-girlfriend coming out and just trying to she deleted it immediately but like everyone had the audio i'm surprised none of my brother's ex-girlfriends have come out me to take your time being like she's the fucking worst did you see brad pitt started a genderless skincare line

Isn't every skincare line genderless? Like, I don't get it. It's literally like when they invented yogurts and it was like a black package and they're like, yogurt for men. And I'm like, it's yogurt. It's yogurt. I think that that's stupid. I argued that I don't want Brad Pitt. I know he's hot, but that man is weathered. I want Paul Rudd skincare line. Yeah. I want Paul Rudd retinol. I want a Ruddy mask.

A ruddy mask. And it's like a mud mask. I want Paul's moisturizing protecting serum. Paul's protecting moisturizer. The thing about celebrity... I mean, we've talked about it before, but the thing about celebrities' products...

I want to know that they're like so invested in it. Yeah. Well, the girl Michaela who does skin reviews, Boston actually, oh my God, I wish she could go to our show tonight. She goes through and is like, I'm going to tell you if it's really good. Yeah. Um,

And but you don't know like Selena doesn't look like she's more involved in Rare than anyone else. That's true. Maybe she also could not be involved and she just hired the fucking best people. I mean Rare is a great. Rare is killing it. I love everything I've ever tried. Ariana Grande has a makeup line and like people don't talk about it.

You don't love it? People don't. I've never tried it. But it's funny. Like, I look at the packaging. It looks really cool. I look at the stuff. It looks cool. I think Ariana Grande, too, is coming out with, which I actually will try because it's the only thing that I've stuck to in terms of clean beauty, is my...

like shower stuff, like my body wash and moisturizer and like exfoliant. And she's coming out with like a clean beauty line of that, which I think is a great idea. I would just argue that like, is stuff really that much better of a body wash? I could have been like, Oh my God, this body wash changed my life.

No, but you do feel healthier because if you think about it, like that gets into your blood system, your bloodstream. Yeah. And like. And then you have like four whiskey sours that night. And then I literally have a nicotine patch stuck to my ass. Are you doing it? Yeah, I'm trying. I think I'm going to go get. I've had so many conversations with people about this. I think I'm going to go get hypnotized. OK, we have to film it.

I think I'm going to get hypnotized because I've looked it up so much online and I've talked to so many people that like their parents have done it or like they have done it. And overall, I've only heard of like people being like,

No, it doesn't take on the first time. Sometimes it does for people, but like the most I went was three times. Do it. I think I'm going to do that and acupuncture. Yeah. It's not like an ayahuasca trip. No. And that's my first thing I'm doing when I turned 30. Wow. Yeah. Not Botox? No, not Botox. But thank you. You're holding out.

No, you don't need it. You don't need it. Thank you, Hannah. Players are ready. Settle down. I want to get hypnotized to forget about my past traumas. Did I do that? I don't know. Because you know how you like ruminate? I was talking to my therapist about it, how it's actually a drug to feel pain. It's like cutting. Yes, yes. So like you get really comfortable in the pattern of your brain to be like, let's think about this sad thing. What if you weren't funny anymore? What? What if you weren't funny anymore?

That's why Des doesn't want me to go on ADHD medication. No. Because he said I'm a creative. You don't need to go on ADHD medication. Spoken like a true best friend. You don't need that. Are you ADHD? I mean, I have a lot of like...

TikTok is just giving me ADHD videos. No, you and Craig. Dude, I can't with sometimes how similar you and Craig are. Craig has literally watched TikTok for two weeks and he's like, do you want to hear another symptom that I have? And I'm like, you don't have that. But the symptom is like, do you sometimes have trouble getting stuff done? I'm like, you're just fucking self-centered. They're like, do you ever breathe in and out? And I'm like, yeah. He's like, do you want to know why I'm late so much? I'm like, because you don't give a fuck about other people's time.

No, it's not because you have ADHD. You are literally, Des will be like, I think I missed an appointment. And he was like, you're really bad with this stuff. And I go, I have ADHD. And he's like, no, you don't.

You didn't put it in your... You didn't just snooze your alarm. But I'm, like, very messy. Like, my room is so messy. Yeah, you are, like, chaotic in that sense. But also, like, I'm very organized with work. Yeah. Okay. You don't have ADHD. You just do... You do what you want to do. True. You're just, like...

It's the same with Craig. I'm like, if you have to be so I go, have you ever been late to a fucking tea time? Craig? No. Oh my God. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. That's like guys when they're like trying to plan a date and on TikTok people are like plan a date with the same passion you plan your fantasy football league.

Craig rented out an entire area, like an entire where people go and get ready for their weddings. He rented it out for his friends to do his fantasy, their fantasy football draft. I go, I've never seen. He literally left New York City. He was like, I got to go. I have a really important meeting. This is the funniest thing I've ever heard. I said, what is the meeting?

He was like, well, we're drafting our fantasy football team. And I was like, okay, don't you like do that on your own, like on your couch in your computer? And he goes, Paige, you know I rented that space for everyone. My friends would like wear suits. I'm like, oh, suddenly you're a fashion icon. You're all wearing fucking Paul Varvatos. John Varvatos. He has a fucking three-piece suit and he's...

I can't. It is funny. But part of an ADHD symptom is if you don't care about something, you like can't get it together. That's just being self-centered and narcissistic. Oh my God. I hate you two so much. Me and Des should be in therapy because of you two. Wait, I didn't realize. How similar Des and I are.

I knew how similar you and Des are. When is Des' birthday in November? 12th. Oh, okay. What are you? The 4th. The 4th, yeah. I guess you guys should have a joint birthday. It would be us and like not seeing anyone. Not drinking. Yeah, it'd be us like meditating. So I think I'm gonna go to Ireland. When are you going?

I think I'm going to go October 2nd if I don't like have random shit come up because he's been gone for how long? For like six days. And I think I'm going to do mail on the street with Irish comics. Wait, I love that. But I can't understand them. I can't wait until you have a child and you go spend like significant time in Ireland and then the child come back comes back and has like half an accent.

it's gonna be so cute i'm just worried because des speaks mandarin and he wants to teach the kid mandarin and all they're gonna do is talk shit about mom yeah so much shit about you so much shit when i might learn mandarin now so like i can hang out with them i like think i know mandarin because like i'll see a chinese person and i'm like oh i know someone who speaks mandarin and they're like it doesn't work so does everyone in the whole fucking world

I also, whenever Des is speaking Mandarin, the people like, they'll literally be talking about like how our marriage and how happy he is. And I'll be like, he's talking shit about me, this fucking asshole. He's telling them that like, cause they'll keep looking at me and like laughing. This is his mistress and he actually has a real family in Ireland. Yeah.

He's tired. The man is tired. Two families is enough for him. We had a deep conversation about high school in the Uber heading here. Yeah, we did. Would you ever tell some shit you went through from high school? It's so funny because I literally talked to my best friend from high school last night on the phone for like three hours. Because I was like, when is our fucking high school reunion? We're about to hit our 15. Oh. Which is crazy. Yeah.

Yeah, like I feel like I was bred to be on reality TV in a weird fucked up way. Because when I was in high school,

I not only would have like random rumors circulate around me, but the first time I ever heard a rumor about myself, I was in the sixth grade and it was when I was sixth grade and I like didn't know like you don't know like what I didn't even have a period. No, no, I hadn't even kissed a boy.

And it was when I was in the limited to magazines and there was a rumor going around my town that my mom paid limited to to put me in the magazine and that like I bought our house. And it was just like these weird rumors. I kind of love the second one. Me too. I was like, yes, I bought this fucking house. You're like, her parents work for her. I was like, I think I deserve the master bedroom now. You guys work for me.

So that was like the first time. But when I was in high school, I had a mom who,

make up a rumor about me and it was all about like prom. And there was this girl that asked this guy to prom and the guy said, no, I don't want to go with you to prom. And her, this girl's friend's mom worked at our school and she started a rumor saying the reason he said no to you is because he's having sex with Paige DeSorbo. Yeah.

And I was devastated when I first heard it. Embarrassed? So blindsided, so embarrassed, so shamed. One, because I was still a virgin at this time. Two, I had a boyfriend. And three, I was like, what do I say to my mom? Like, is she going to think that, like, I had sex? And this woman worked at my fucking school. When you told me that, like, it's so traumatizing, but I'm also like, oh, that's why you're actually...

You can navigate the reality TV landscape that is just full of like snakes after snake after snake where like, I just have, I just had a full, like I couldn't handle it. Yeah. Um, cause you grew up in like a small town, which like small town shit, obviously it's like community, whatever, but like,

everyone talks I feel like where and I went to an all girls school where like literally I feel like we had a class where you like learned how to talk about something someone while they're sitting next to you like it was fucking crazy we could gossip like no other and then my experience was like by 8th grade I was like

I mean, I was in public school in seventh grade and then I got a scholarship to like a tennis thing. I was there for two years and then I went to Florida for two years and I went to a public school in New York City. There was drama because I played on the boys team, but that was like fun drama. Yeah. But I didn't stay anywhere long enough for me to ever like have beef with anyone. I was always just a new girl focused on my own shit. Yeah. And I would make like a small group of good friends. Yeah. And that's why I really developed...

The whole like mysterious persona because I never wanted anyone to be able to say anything about me. Now here I am on reality TV. But it's still like it's not real. Yeah. Like I never wanted anyone to really know anything about me or like what I was doing. And I like didn't realize it until I was out of college that I think my mom was so strict because she knew everything.

That like if I fell into like rumors and being upset about it and like being out places, people would just have more opportunity to talk about me because I think she realized it from when I was really little that like girls automatically didn't like me and moms didn't like me either. Yeah. For whatever reason, because they were in limited to. Yeah. Like, yeah.

because that's so cute. Sorry you are Miss Limited too. So my mom would like never let me go to certain things and I never understood why I couldn't stay out later or why I couldn't go to parties or something. And now I could not be more thankful because I remember getting to college and people being like, I don't know anything about you. And I loved that feeling. Yeah. So like when I stay home or I stay in on weekends and

Yes, it's partly like social anxiety, but it's also like a protective mechanism that I use. And I'm like, I don't want anyone to know anything about me or like be able to say anything. The fact that you do Giggly Squad is wild, but I feel like you've evolved to like we've created this safe space for us because we've both been in places that weren't safe for us. There are times where I've literally been on my couch and been like, if I didn't have Giggly Squad, I would move home right now.

Like, isn't that crazy? And I feel like you've thought that too. Yeah, like, I, Giggly Squad is my favorite time of the week. And, like, it's gotten us through. We're doing live shows now, so we're meeting all the gigglers. And we're remembering, like, how Giggly Squad started when, like, we were all depressed. And, like, when we do, like, meet and greets and people will start crying. Yeah.

I cry. We like start crying because we're like, I know exactly what you're talking about. They're like, no, you don't understand what you got me through. And I'm like, no, you guys don't understand what you got us through. Yeah, it was their energy that made us want to go on the lives. Right. Oh my God, I'm going to cry. Don't. But yeah, we are coming to Atlanta, so get ticket. That's our whole promo for Atlanta. No, but I love that you opened up about that because-

I obviously like know you so much today, but like I didn't know you in high school and it makes so much sense that you like you do have a shyness to you. Yeah, that's why like that was my biggest like I don't care what anyone ever says about me on reality TV, but the only time I've ever like you could say whatever you wanted about me and Craig like I know the deal with me and Craig when we're like home by ourselves, but like

When it started that like we were mean girls or like I'm a mean girl and I started the click and I tell everyone like what to do. That is what hurt me the most because I was like, wow, like,

If you knew me in high school, if you knew anything about me, you would know that like I was never like that. I was really the one that would like try and shield myself from that. That's why like in high school I only had like four really good girlfriends. And I only talked to one of them now. I mean, you're so right. The whole mean girl narrative was strong.

so painful because I'm like call me anything call me ugly call me stupid call me even call me a fucking liar I loved when there was a rumor about me that I had gotten arrested I was like I fucking love this rumor like let's keep that one going like but like you know I don't

All I care about is like being funny and kind. Yeah. Like that's all I care about. I was like the kid in school who like if anyone was mean to anyone, I was the one who spoke up and was like, stop it. And that was my downfall on reality TV that I spoke up for sure. But also I I'm not as good at like.

Honestly, I give people too much on TV of myself. So then when you get immersed in real drama, I'm like, fuck, I don't like this feeling at all. Talk to your best friends about what they were like in high school and you learn so much about them. Me and my best friend last night went...

We were talking about our high school reunion and we were just like saying names that we hadn't heard in so long. And it was so funny because like going to an all-girls school, our grade, we were class of 2010, our grade was so much different than all the other grades. Like they all fought with each other, would get in like these massive fights and like girl groups would split up. And we were really the only grade that like everyone fucked with each other because we were all bad.

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And like the other grades would get like in fights about boys. And we were just like, nah, like we're going to hang out with whoever. Like we were just bad kids. Did you hang out in Sonic parking lots? We would like I would sneak out. I remember sneaking out one night and we went to the Taco Bell parking lot. That's what I envisioned. Or did you like a drunken woods and stuff? Oh, my God. We are big, big field people. I remember the first time I ever got drunk. It was off of hypnotic.

my god it was like blue diddy's drink that's the rock yeah that shit was like throwing up in the bathroom i was like a sleepover or in burnets and shit it's funny because burnets yeah i hung out with like the athletes who like like to smoke weed and stuff even though i couldn't because i would cry but they'd be like let's go to central park and we'd be like no it's bad

Like Central Park late at night is so scary. That's a Law and Order episode. But that's what like the guys could do, like the girls. But we would like, you know how there's the rock like wall? Yes. So we would sit on the rock wall at Central Park. That is just so crazy. And just smoke. Or we would like, I just have, you just be in the subway all the time going to like house parties and you just be in the subway, people puking on the subway. Oh my God. That was like my like junior or senior year of high school. Wow.

Wow. Yeah, our friend, their parents were like rarely there. So we'd go to their like two-bedroom apartment. It's so funny that when you were in high school, like getting your license wasn't like the biggest deal ever because you grew up in the city. No one drove. We all just, I took the subway 40 minutes to school every morning. We would like illegally drive with like our permits. Yeah.

But like we had no drunk driving. Thank goodness. Yeah. That what I will say. That's one thing that I've never done like that. Like my friend group never fucked with. That's good. If we really couldn't drive like someone would suck it up and call their parents and be like, whatever, we'll just get in trouble for this. But like your parents ended up like not you not even getting in trouble because they were like and then I went over wasn't a thing. Oh my God. Then I went to Wisconsin Go Badgers and I have a show coming up in Milwaukee and they they

it's a city so we would like it would be like negative five degrees and we would just go out in skirts i'm not bringing my coat that's gonna get stolen at the bar my favorite memory i was with this basketball guy he had this huge coat on and i was like i'm freezing he had a huge huge i'm like i'm freezing can i have your coat and he was like sure and he gives it to me and two minutes later he's like hey i'm really cool can i have it back and i was like fuck

But yeah, we would just run to the bar. I feel like that's when you really become an adult. It's when you're going out with your friends and you say, I'm going to wear a coat. This is crazy. I'm not going to not wear a coat. And that is, people don't realize, that is... It's not when you start licking olives. It's when you actually... The start of the turn of being an adult. You're like, I'm wearing a fucking coat. I'll look like an idiot. Yeah.

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Oh, also, let's talk about Gigi Hadid. Yeah, let's talk. So Gigi and Leo are like a fish, apparently. Yep, I guess they're in like Milan right now. I have a hot take about them. I can't wait to hear it. They kind of look alike. Like they both... Okay, people say that like you're attracted to people that look like you. And over time, you actually start looking more and more like your partner. Like you become the same personality. Same with like your dog. Yeah.

Yeah, I think they both look like good-looking pugs. Gigi Hadid. Yeah, I actually asked Craig that the other day. I was like, do you think we look like brother and sister sometime? And he got really grossed out by it. But I think that sometimes we do. Well, you shouldn't start a sex like that, you know? I know you guys love your scenarios. I was like, here's a picture of my tits. Do you think we look like brother and sister? Craig's on a bachelor party right now. So I literally just did send him like a nude unsolicited. Oh. Just to like see what happened. Yeah.

it's really good do you want to see it yeah i do is he he's probably a little drunky too yeah he's like at a bar oh my god my boobs look cute your boobs are huge it literally looks like i photoshopped it oh my god like your tits are massive you know what's so funny i was expecting like an artsy shadow like i do that was wham bam i go straight only you gotta warn me i'm like here it is i don't post the only thing i've never posed for in my life a nude i'm just like this is it

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press selfie mode and press that little extended arrow on the bottom that makes it a little farther away it makes everything look better oh my god wait you never knew that have i been taking my selfies or yeah that makes it so much better it makes it so much better and your news will be better oh you know what's stressing me out right now what so my shower actually in des's apartment

You haven't even told the gigglers that whole saga that you basically have two apartments. So Des has an apartment in the Lower East Side. Oh, yeah. I want to make it clear to everyone because people got confused.

The woman died next door, rest in peace. And he was like, we were newly engaged. And he was like, you need to, you should buy it next door. Like we can like take the wall down. It'd be amazing. This never happens in New York City. Like straight sex in the city. Aiden's redoing your floors. Yes. Yeah. So I was like, okay, is this real? Cause like, I'll let you propose to me, but I'm not going to put down serious money if like, this is not going to work out. Right. And he's like, babe, it's real.

I was like, okay, that's good enough. And then I buy the apartment next door and it's my apartment. We have our apartment and my apartment and I'm fully decorating it. I'm not running anything by him. He'll call me. He's like orange, orange ceilings. And I'm like, babe, this is my apartment. You don't live here. You don't like, I don't knock on the door if you want to go on a date.

So it's quite feminist. No, I actually think this is the... Modern. No, this is for a successful marriage. Like, just act like you're perpetually dating. Yeah, and sometimes, you know, people don't talk enough about, like, midday. It's like 3 o'clock. You're doing work. They're kind of just like, you want to do something? And you're like, no. Yeah.

Like I want my own space right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And even like marriages they were talking about, a lot of them broke up because in COVID people are just always around you. Okay, question for you.

If you're with Des all day and you've been together for like, let's say, like a couple weeks and it's every single day. Yeah. And you go into another room and he... Like, you're both sitting... Say you're both sitting in the living room and then you just like get up and leave and go into another room and you're like doing something or you're just like sitting on the bed like chilling, taking a minute. Does he get...

angry or like or is he like yo what the fuck no he's actually he'll be like babe are you okay i'm like yeah i'm just doing some stuff and he'll be like okay greg will get deeply hurt by it that is his adh that's one thing i did learn because because

um Des and I are both big extroverts obviously but sometimes we'll be together and we will just watch TV for the whole day not say a word to each other and then I was on TikTok New York Times and I was like is this bad and they were like no

The person who you're most comfortable with is who you can be your most introverted with. Yes. Like that's like me and you. Like obviously we're chatterboxes, but like when we want to just sit there, we can. Yes. And that's like actually showing how comfortable you are with them. So Des and I, he's the person I choose to relax with. Yes.

My favorite time with Craig is right before we go to bed. Like when we're brushing our teeth, I'm washing my face. That's when he's the most...

he's tired he shuts the fuck up no that's when he's the most like vulnerable like that's when he'll be like i gotta tell you something or like what do you think about this i'm like i don't know i'm doing sweet that's how i am except des is asleep by eight yeah i'm like i don't know couldn't you have brought this you're literally does i will bring something up in bed and i'll be like babe you guys gotta hit us with something like really literally would be

would be like i'm not talking about this while we're trying to wind down he literally go i'm not talking about this thing i'm like do you know that's called stonewalling i googled it it's called stonewalling when you stop the conversation and he's like babe i can't give you good answers i'm half asleep i'm like it's 9 p.m give us a minute we gotta like think about we're very methodical with our answers and you're also both psychic does a psychic yeah

He is dead psychic. Like what? He doesn't believe in psychics. But he's psychic. A psychic told me he was psychic. So I'll ask him for advice. Yeah. And he gives it to me and I'm like, thank you. And he doesn't know that I'm, he's my psychic. Yeah.

I think that Craig thinks I'm psychic too. Craig is like, I think Craig thinks that I'm a witch because like he will tell me things and he'll just feel it. And I'll be like, why did you feel like you had to tell me that? And he's like, cause I just feel like you would have found it out or like that you inherently knew. So like, I have to tell you, I know you're a witch cause you got a pimple and then you looked at me in a weird way. And now I have a pimple in the same place.

So that was some witchcraft right there. That's for my nails, bitch. I know. We're just going back and forth. Wait, we haven't even talked about how everyone's fucking dying their eyebrows.

Look, I do have to say I am a trendsetter. You are. I haven't been in fashion ever, but I'm a trendsetter in other capacities. I literally just got a targeted like ad or something that was like celebrities are taking the no eyebrow trend by storm. And I was like, damn you. You guys, this is a trend forecasting podcast podcast.

If you had shaved your head and bleached your eyebrows and just shown up at Fashion Week, I wouldn't be able to talk to you right now. You'd be in Milan. You'd be dating Leo. You'd be dating Leo. Craig would just be hanging out with me and Des like so. His page responded to you guys and I'd be like, nope, nope. She forgot about the little people. Oh my God.

Anyway, also I found out Kim doesn't sweat. Kim Kardashian? Yeah. Did you watch the first episode of the new season? No, I told you I haven't watched any season ever. What? Of the Kardashians. In the whole 20 fucking years that they've been on television, you've never once watched an episode? No.

I'm at a loss. Do you now question all my opinions on them? Like I don't know them, but I personally like to see them for real, not through their curated TV show. Sorry, I'm just having a hard time processing. Um...

I would see like some stuff on E and I would like play a little. My dad would be like, turn this shit off. Here's the thing about their television show. Is it so crazy curated? Yes. But the early seasons on E, some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. But that's why part of me is just overwhelmed by like everything they have that like I find it kind of obnoxious to watch.

Well, the thing that, like, annoys me sometimes is that, like, they still try and do the old model of the show, which, like, inherently made them famous of, like, this crazy family that was, like, somewhat relatable but not really. Mm-hmm.

But now they're so not relatable that I feel like they don't play into it enough. Yeah. Like either go full like, guys, this is what it's like to be this famous. Yeah. Don't be like, OK, do we get our salads? Like they have someone for everything. Someone shaking their salads for them. They have someone literally sipping for them. And they were also saying the whole like bragging about how much you have is like trend is

TikTok is like ending it like Kylie posted her with like 100 Birkins behind her and everyone's like people don't really care I didn't know this about Paige but every day she's scared of having to move back home with her parents and that's something you should talk to a hypnotist about

my biggest fear was that bad your mom does amazing cooks amazing food my biggest fear like five years ago was that i was gonna have to move back to albany and like i'd be seen like in the grocery store and someone would be like oh that's that girl that did that reality tv show one time yeah that's anxiety like that i'd like hated that thought because there were people in my town that had gone on like some random reality show and like people would always be like oh she did that like episode of the apprentice and i was like wow

but that also is anxiety and how black and white you think about it you're like either i'm a star or i'm moving back home with my parents and everyone's talking shit about me in the supermarket like and life is not that small town i was like i can't go to the grocery store you also could move anywhere you don't have to move back to your small town i think yeah no that's a fear i want to move back to your small town would you and craig ever get a place in albany

I don't think in Albany, but I do think that at some point I would buy like a condo or something in Saratoga. Like I want Craig to do a Sewing Down South pop-up somewhere. Well, Saratoga is already alliteration. Yeah, like Sewing Down South in Saratoga. Sewing Down Saratoga. Yeah, like I don't even... I mean, my mom would like cry of joy if we did it in Saratoga, but I want him to do...

I have so many ideas for his career too. Yeah. But like, I want him to do a pop-up somewhere other than Charleston and we like go and live there for a few months. That's so fun. I mean, he could do pop-ups everywhere. He wants to do one in Australia. Oh,

Apparently Des was like egging it on. That little shit. Yeah. Now every time Craig says something, I'm like, well, maybe like you'll find your wife in Australia or like, wow, when you go down under, you're going to like, or you can do it when you're in Australia. Or maybe he has a second family in Australia already. I think he does. I think he has a blonde girlfriend. Yeah.

Venus got us all fucked up okay we're all fucked up from it oh finally have you heard of Jeanette McCurdy no she oh yes yes what was she on um Sam and Cat yeah with Ariana but I but then she was on something earlier on Miranda Cosgrove yeah what was that called they was honestly we were a little old for it yeah it

It was like it almost like they were on the Internet or something. And the guy that like created the show, I guess, was like a huge fucking weirdo. Yeah. So she has a book that came out already called I'm Glad My Mom Died. And I know people write books, but like this book is getting like serious press. Yeah. And she basically talks about how her mom died.

Had a dream of her own that didn't work to become a movie star, TV star. Got her kid in it. But there was just like a lot of abuse in terms of like food. The mom would restrict her diet. Oh my God, that's our makeup artist and I have no pants on. I'm gonna get

I saw her. She was doing an interview with Trevor Noah. Yes. And he was asking such good questions. I don't think that he gets enough credit for what a great interviewer he is. Yes. And she basically cried at one of the questions because she's like, wow, I did a whole lifetime of therapy to answer that question. I saw that clip. He was like, what did you learn from it all? But yeah, the mom was...

Did some wild shit. But then she also talks about the guilt of like missing it. Like she still loves her and misses her. My book club is coming back. So I think maybe. What book club?

Oh, the book club that never started. The book club of you reading captions on your iPad. Greg and I are going on vacation for like four days. And I was like, the only thing I want to do on this vacation is read a book. Where are you going? We're going to Aruba for a couple of days. I thought you were going to say Raven's Game. I was like, that's not vacation. We are then going to a Raven's Game like after. I was like, I want to read a book on it. And so maybe I'll read that one. But my friend from high school wants me to read the Matthew McConaughey book. Oh, what is that? I can't be just like out here reading. His like...

Autobiography? Yeah, she said it's like a life-changing book. Oh, like motivational? Kind of, yeah. I feel like he did the Wolf of Wall Street guy and then just stayed as that guy. He's like my top. He's my number one. After Armie Hammer became a cannibal. Wait. Matthew McConaughey, yeah. I didn't know that. I thought you didn't even like blondes. He's different. He's different. I don't classify him as a blonde. He is Southern.

Oh, yeah. No, he's from Texas. Oh, yeah. Texas is just Texas. Yeah, Texas is Texas. Okay, we also gave you guys a lot of homework yesterday on, not yesterday, last week on stuff you need to watch. So I'm going to do a quick, okay, Paige is traumatized. I made her watch Dahmer. No, don't even watch it. Watch it. I could get through three episodes. It's Ryan Murphy, so it's obviously super disturbing. It's very graphic. It's very graphic.

Des was telling me that he remembers when Dahmer got arrested.

It was 91 when we were born. I wasn't even born yet. Yeah, it was crazy because everyone was like, this guy in Wisconsin has been killing people and eating them. But yeah, you basically see in detail. No, it's so detailed. It's terrifying. And it's a little too, yeah, it's too like normal. You just see his day. So I highly recommend Dahmer if you like it. There are certain things that you buy every single summer. Sandals, sunscreen, snacks, everything.

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Baz Luhrmann, I feel like he made it about him the whole time and it's like we get it. There's like weird transitions. Right. He's like very artsy. That's what he did. I feel like at the end Elvis died. Sorry. That's not a spoiler. He's dead. And like I didn't care. You know most I've never watched something where the person died and you were like okay.

didn't know anything about him you're like he's hot yeah yeah i have two things that i think people should watch okay back to my book club for a second um tell me lies on hulu is one of the best shows i've ever watched in my life and i was watching the first episode and i was like i know why do i know this story i read the book like seven years ago

spoiler alert i didn't finish the book um so i'm gonna finish the tall legend show and then where the crawdad sang on amazon so far did you know that's a crawdad i don't know but did you know that reese witherspoon's like a billionaire yeah she has a production company because of her book club oh i see what you're doing here you're trying to start a book club pyramid scheme you sure am oh yeah because she like bought the rights to all the books in her book club or something genius

But that's also one of those, like, you know how to be a billionaire? Just, like, buy millions of dollars of property. You have to have money to make money, Hannah. And resell it for two millions of dollars. Here's the thing. I have zero emotion when it comes to, like, fictional things. So, like, I don't cry during movies ever. I couldn't tell you the last time I cried during a movie or a television show. I only cry during fictional things. Yeah, it's just, like, not in my nature. I'm, like, because, like, there's something in my brain where I'm, like, this is fake. But Craig cries. Craig will cry all day. Okay.

but where the crawdad sang i cried the entire time is a crawdad like a kind of zaddy no it's like a bug oh and but i was on a plane and someone said if you're on a plane you cry more if you start to cry i don't know if that's true or not it sounds like you orgasm more when you have socks on it sounds like something in the new york times okay that's something that we should research yeah so oh finally do you know elvis wore eyeshadow

Like all the time. I feel like Craig would want to do that. I want to be them for Halloween. Oh my God. I think Craig would like that. I think Craig will do it because I will tell him he can wear eyeliner. He does. He wears eyeliner. He loves wearing eyeliner. Imagine if guys start wearing eyeshadow when they go out. Craig will only do his Halloween costume if he can wear eyeliner. Do you know how like niche that is for me?

I'm like, okay, there's pirates again. Here we are. That is so fucking funny. Also, everyone watched The Devil in Ohio. I didn't love it. Oh, you watched it? I watched a few episodes. It was like a little corny, but it like kept my attention.

I think I was reading the New York Times too much while I was doing it. Yeah, you had to kind of follow it. But it's about a cult. And like, it's kind of, it feels like Hallmark movie. And then it gets like super violent. Yes. Not that violent, but like people burn to death. Lil Baby, I watched a documentary about Lil Baby. Are you familiar with Lil Baby at all? A little bit, yeah. So he's not DaBaby. That's a different rapper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lil Baby basically was this like...

I don't want to say drug lord because I don't really know what a drug lord is, but he was making a ton of money selling drugs. He was rich. That's a drug lord. Millions of dollars selling drugs. He's respected in the streets. Nice. Never wanted to be a rapper, but he had an air about him. He had star quality and he would hang out with rappers. And one day the music company was like, you should rap.

and he was kind of like jay-z i mean jay-z was a drug dealer yeah but this guy like sometimes they get out of drug dealing because like it's just dangerous they're not making a lot of money this guy was like killing it he would have eventually gone to jail he said right but he starts rapping he's like not that good and he's like do

Do you realize I'm going to lose my reputation in the streets by being a sucky rapper? And it's going to affect how people see me in the streets. Thank God we haven't lost our reputation in the streets. We, I mean, I'm scared every day I'm going to lose my reputation in the streets. That's why we're out here hustling. So he starts getting good. Next thing you know, he's fucking amazing. Wow. Good for him. So Lil Baby is iconic. What'd you say? What's it on? I think it's Amazon or Hulu.

It could be HBO Max. There's too many. I can't. I literally can't. Do you know about Barker Wellness? No. Travis Barker is a full wellness company. Oh, he just came out with it. Yeah, I did see that. But is that not competing with Brad Pitt? Not me. No. Courtney's Wellness Company. Oh.

they're they're selling like i think his is cbd though isn't it oh i think it might be i don't know the concept of just saying wellness on things and making i just also feel like if you're a former rock star i'm probably not gonna go to you for wellness things thank you also what the fuck does wellness mean you could put wellness on anything honestly giggly squad is wellness i mean we're going to a retreat for my 30th birthday in idaho so

Wait, I'm so excited. I think we should go to a retreat. Wait, your 30th birthday is just us having an intervention. Like I planned my own intervention. Yeah, you go, guys, thanks for coming. There's champagne. If you want to speak up, there's a microphone over there. We have a good DJ.

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