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I mean, the day just got away from me. What is up, Giggle Squatters? I kind of like that one. I like that one, too. I think it's because we're in a new space. Like, it just hit. You guys, the auras are completely different. The feng shui has changed. We're not sad on our couches doing Zoom. Speak for yourself.

We're in a real studio today. I know. This is fun. This was like the vision we had had from the beginning, but we started in quarantine. Yeah. Yeah. So we are in the flesh. I mean, I hate saying that we're in the flesh. I hate that word. Wheezy WTF hooked us up with the studio. We're in Soho.

We have an exposed brick behind us. You know I'm about to cum. You know what that means. I hate saying cum. I prefer orgasm. Cum is weird. I don't like the word either. It sounds like I'm about to just like grab some sperm and throw it at you. Here's some cum. That's my cum sound.

I hate everything about that. I feel like we both had a party on Thursday night, but they were different parties. I was supposed to make it to yours, but I didn't make it. Yeah, we didn't speak. We didn't speak. How was your night? My party... Okay, what day is it today? Okay.

Today's Thursday. We're talking last Thursday. Oh, okay. My party was good. I went to a birthday drinks. Then I went to Marquis, which is just a blast from the past. When was the last time you went to Marquis?

A year and a half ago. What's the, like, stereotype of Marquee? What's the vibe? Okay, so, like, when I was going out, like, heavy in my last week. Back in the day, two days ago. Wednesday night used to be my Marquee night because it was hip-hop night. Okay, cool. And then everything else is, like, house music, which isn't typically my vibe. Yeah, you want to shake your ass. You don't want to feel like you're having a migraine with an alarm clock. Yeah, it was, like, a lot. But that night, it was...

A famous DJ, Tiesto, was performing. It was fun. It was a lot of fun. But this was to celebrate Dom's birthday? No, no, no. Dom's birthday was like earlier. I went to drinks for that. And then I went to her birthday dinner last night. Oh. And there was a tarot card reader. Did she hire the tarot card reader? One of her best friends did. Okay. Okay.

This sounds like a Beverly Hills housewife. What do we think of each other? Whose boyfriend is going to break up with them? It was literally. Who really hates each other but hasn't said it out loud? Let's go flip a card. It was individual. So like I like we're all sitting at the dinner table and the tarot card reader was like over in the corner. So we would like each get up individually. Was your gut like scared, excited or ambivalent?

Well, I don't know what ambivalent means, so I don't think it was that. But I was very nervous because I was feeling a type of way that day. I just was off and I was in my feels and whatever. And I sat down and she was like, it's okay. And I was like, oh my God. And she was like, do you want me – do you want to ask a specific question or do you want to just see what happens? And I was like, fuck it. Let's just see what happens. So my whole thing was relationship. Oh.

And the first thing she said was, in the next three months, you're going to distance yourself from a lot of people that you hang out with currently. So I looked over at the dinner table and I was like, fuck all y'all. Bye. Keep my circle small. Yeah.

And I was like, I feel that. Like I feel myself going into like a hibernation situation. And she said that at the end of the summer, I'll feel a lot better and then I'll probably settle down in the fall with someone. Wait, that's so exciting. Yeah. So if you have a crush on me, wait till September. I'm not ready yet. I'm not going to lie. Our psychic did tell me that like,

someone was coming and walking towards me during quarantine and that's when I was like I'm on Shelter Island with cats and it's an island no one's walking towards me right they'll go right in the water so I was like this bitch doesn't know what she's talking about and then Des slid in my DMs and I was like this couldn't be him he's like a comic I'm not fucking with comics and

But I might have fallen for him faster. Because you knew? Because she messaged me and was like, he's walking towards you right now. And I was like, who's walking towards me in a global pandemic while I'm on a stranded island full of cats? It's the craziest thing. That's insane. But then every now and then I was like, Hannah, don't get ahead of yourself. Like, it's just like something someone said.

So this tarot card reader last night, I said, do I know the person that I'm going to settle down with? And she said, and she looked at me and she was like, I can't like, I don't predict the future. Like I just read the cards, but yes, I think you do know him. And like, you're just ready for him at the end of the summer. And our psychic said,

Says that I absolutely know my husband. How does it make you feel? It makes me nervous and like I've brought up different guys to her and she's been like nope That's not it. Nope. That's not your person and then like I brought up someone and she was like, I think When a psychic tells you no definitively, this isn't your person. Yeah Will you like get turned off by them a little no?

Like I've messaged her and been like hey, I slept there again. She's like it's okay. You can have fun Yeah, he's just not your person. Yeah Well, I shouldn't even ask you that cuz you will let him make out with other girls and you'll still talk to him so Mm-hmm, but that's like cuckolding isn't that cuckolding Jordan you do sex with wheezy you talk about sex all the time Isn't it cuckolding where you pick someone a new one? Yeah, I didn't pick

I'm sitting at a clubhouse. You should just go up and be like, that was hot. Do it again. Imagine. Do it again with that one. Imagine. I mean, I've watched this man get like numbers in front of me and I'm just like. Paige, you've never had a threesome, have you? I have not. I've never had a threesome either. I don't know if I would be right for it because I am a very jealous person and I don't think I could watch my boyfriend do

talk to another girl. Yeah. It's funny because there's so many variables that could go wrong in a threesome. And then even if you got like, I guess the right person, everything, how do you not be awkward? Like I'm awkward in sex normally. So then add a third person and it's like, do you want to take that off or should I take it off? The thing I always think about is like, okay, the logistics. When we're done, when it's over,

do you say like okay it was so great meeting you this was so much fun i'll get your uber or is your boyfriend are you cuddling who's in the middle like what there's a lot of questions i have that have nothing to do with sex so i was talking to ashley gavin who pees first you know true who's because whoever pees first has the less chance of i'm prone to uti i'd like to go first this

This will be in the pre, like the NDA that you signed beforehand. This comic, Ashley Gavin has an amazing podcast called we're having gay sex. Okay. And I just had so many questions about gay sex to her. And I was like, Ashley with lesbians, how do you know when the sex is done? Cause like guys will ejaculate and then be like exhausted and lie there like a dead fish. And she was like, Oh, you ask. And I was like, what's consensual sex like? Yeah.

I am fascinated by that, too. Because like as girls, like you can have multiple orgasms and eventually like sometimes you you decide like I'm good. Yeah. Like you're tapping out. Tapped out. But then sometimes you're like, I could go more if you want to. I don't know. It depends on you. I feel like most girls could keep going if they if the guy was down. But a lot of the guys like can't function after orgasm. I have a question. Yeah. Have you ever faked an orgasm?

yeah yeah yeah i um i also will like i like you know when people are like just be obsessed with his dick and obviously you don't like think the dick is that hot you're like it's so good whatever so like you rolled your eyes you lie but it's also like when you're a long-term relationship like how many things can you describe about the dick like it's big it's huge it's deep it's big it's deep it's huge anyway

so i will describe in the ocean are we on vacation the swell is so big the waves what salty tastes salty jellyfish did you shower today but i will like make things sometimes sound better than it is when i want him to come yeah of course so like he i'll be like oh my god that just hit something it felt so good when like he's barely touching the back of my cervix

I lie all the time. All the damn time. Wait, how often do you fake orgasms? All the time. Because you're just like tapping out. Because I'm just like, I don't care about you and I... You're like, I'm 28 and I'm tired. And I'm tired and I know we're not getting there and see ya. I will fake it. Okay, sex, I have trouble orgasming. Fingering, I will fake an orgasm when I just know I'm not going to get there, but I want to make him feel good.

Like I'll be like, ah, thank you. Yeah. I'm just like, at this point I'm so selfish and I'm just like, I don't, yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Thinking about like my seamless order after this guy leaves. Once a guy told me my face gets red before I orgasm. So then I couldn't orgasm in front of him anymore.

Interesting. I was like, fuck you. One time I was this. I was really young. I think I had just moved to New York. So I was probably like 22, 23. And I was hooking up with this guy and I was obsessed with him. Like I loved him. I thought this was my husband. Like literally every man you've ever met. I'm like, no, we're getting married. And he used to put a pillow over my face when he would like come.

He tried to kill you every time he came. And I don't know if it was like he hated me so much he couldn't look at my face.

Wait, could you breathe? Yeah, I could breathe. It wasn't like suffocating. He just would like place it ever so gently. But like then I was like telling one of my girlfriends about it and she was like, that's weird. You know that, right? And I was like, is it? Or like some guys, they'll only come like from doggy and like they don't.

I've heard my friends say like, yeah, they don't want to make eye contact. But I feel like, okay, have you seen that thing on TikTok where it's like, don't let the girls know. But after guys come, they immediately hate you. And then they have to get and then like five seconds later, they like you again.

I've asked everyone, every single guy of my guy friends, I've asked. Yes. They don't hate you. They're like, we get really turned off by you, but if we really like you, then it goes back to normal. But yes, I have had sex with girls where I have come and then immediately know that I can never speak to her again. Is that wild? Okay, so Andrew Collin, great comedian, told me that he'll be like,

um sexting yeah and he will like be jerking off and he'll be like send me a photo and then like if he comes before the photo comes and then she like sends him like tits or her vagina he'll be like grossed out by it if he came already that's wild we're not and we're not trying to make girls insecure i think the point i just think like they can't function for five to ten i just think they're idiots i'm still on my like i hate men tour yeah we love that for you we love that for you but also the guy is like

Oh, okay. So there's this girl named Tinks. Yes. Okay. I follow her. I love her. So she's actually, she's wild on TikTok and Instagram. She basically, she got a DM from a girl. She found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her. If you guys don't follow Tinks, you have to. I found her on TikTok first and now I'm upset. And she's really funny. And she posted this video crying about like how she got a message. And I kept thinking there was going to be a joke at the end, but then she was just like, I'm...

I'm really sad. And I thought it was a message from her boyfriend breaking up with her. No, I knew she got a DM from a girl just being like, yo, he's messing around. And this is my thing. If your dude is messing around, do you want your friend to tell you? It depends on your level of friendship. I think with the girl, because if you're just like an acquaintance to a girl, you're

she's probably going to get back together with him. And then like, you're always going to be like that girl that's like, Oh, Hey, like remember when I told you that, like the guy you're like, the question is like, when do you mind your own business? Yeah. Versus like, try to be a hero. Right. I think it's like, if you know that girl's birthday, you tell her,

I don't know your birthday. Yes, you do. I don't know anyone's birthday. I'm so bad. I actually don't know your birthday either. Yeah, so like, think of a new rule. August 12th. You're November. Fourth. Gotcha. Okay, we were close enough. If you know the month... So if my boyfriend's cheating on me, feel free to not tell me. But your point is valid because it's like...

You want to know the motive of the girl. What is with these group dinners? They're toxic. They're toxic and terrible. Like, OK, there's this culture in New York where you go on these like group dinners before you black out, I guess, to make you feel more adult. Instead of just going to the party, you're like, we're going to dinner. But the dinners are at 11. The dinners are getting progressively later because COVID is like, yeah, it's over. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot. It's a lot. And like how many people actually eat at the dinners?

Um, I don't know but i'm like one of those people that like once I have my first drink I don't give a fuck about food. Yeah. Yeah, i'm prioritizing Yeah, I prioritize and I'm your little stomach only has so much space So I try and eat as much as I can before the first drink comes so i'm downing the bread True. So that's my trick. So back to tinks. Yeah He was she was on nick vial's podcast who we love And who i'm obsessed with him and his girlfriend

they're obnoxiously good looking, but I'm so happy for him. But I'm also like, how did you even find that lighting for both of you? There's a lot of like TikTok clips that come up with him, like giving advice. And I'm just like, yeah. Well, at first you think he's going to say something like misogynistic and then it's like completely feminist. And you're like, okay, Nick. Yeah. I'm like, that's he, like one time he had a TikTok and it was like, look, if he liked you, he would. And if he's not doing it, he doesn't like you. And I was just like,

I needed that. I wanted that. I went on Nick's podcast of, like, advice. Yeah. And he gets people on. And this person was giving this, like, sad kind of story. And he just, like, ripped them a new asshole out of, like, honesty. Like, I was, you know, like, buttering it up. I was like, look, like, maybe if it's meant to be. And he was like, get out of there. Like, you're self-sabotaging. But I, like, had respect for it. Yeah. And he's also...

A reality TV like villain who then like grew into a more complex human that people were like, oh, he's not just a devil character. But anyway, so she's on his pod and she basically said, it doesn't matter when you sleep with a man. Yep. Did you see that? I heard this one. And I resonated with it so much because as you guys know, I had sex with Des on our second date. Mm hmm.

And she basically said, before a guy hooks up with you, he puts you into three different boxes. I believe this. And the boxes is either fuck buddy, friend,

Or like girlfriend material. So you can make him wait three months and he still just has you in the box as fuck buddy. And the second he checks it off, he's done. Absolutely. And I completely, and I am one of those people that like, if I, I've done, I'm a hypocrite in like all aspects of life.

Like I just am, you know, like I don't feel the same every single day. So I've like met guys and been like, oh, I'm making him wait like a month and a half. I'm making him wait five dates. And then I've gone on dates and I've slept with someone on like the first date. Like everyone has done that. Yeah.

And I made a guy wait, I don't know, a fucking long time, like almost a year. And I was just like, okay, like he's been after me for a year. I'm going to like give him a shot. He definitely likes me a lot. Yeah, he likes me. Like who keeps trying? Slept with him, hung out a few times, and then he was like, see ya. And I was like, hold the phone. What just happened here? Yeah.

But how did I get played? It goes back to like my motto, which is if it's meant to be, you can't fuck it up. And I also think, you know, those people who are like, oh, I'm not going to move in with him for another like two years. And it's like, bitch, move in.

You don't like him. But or move in now. And if you because if you're scared that once you move in, it won't work. It's like then you're just postponing the inevitable. Move in now. See if when you put together an Ikea couch, someone gets hit by a two by four. And if they don't like then it's meant to be like sleep with them now. See if that dick works. And if it doesn't, like my thing is you're going to fail, fail fast. I have dated guys who have wanted me to move in and I've secretly signed my lease.

We love that for you. Oh my God. Wait, I have another year. I didn't realize I signed two years. I didn't even know that. Also, what's so funny is we had no sex talk on the list today to talk about none. None. But here we are. This is how we are. I love your tarot card reading that happened. How great was that? You also wrote Hot Dermatologist. Okay. So I, for the girls, this is for the girls. I...

In the past month, I'm actually going to blame Craig and Charleston. Okay. When I got back from Charleston, something happened to my skin. I don't know what's in it. Are you allergic to the South? I think so. I might be. They're like, this darn Yankee doesn't deserve to be here. I literally think they poisoned her. They were like, get her out of here.

When I got back from Charleston, all of a sudden my skin just went crazy. Like I had all these little bumps under my skin and it's happened to me one time before in college and I was –

Not to get like super serious, but my grandma had passed away when I was in college. I was in like a weird time in my life. I was like depressed. I was anxious and like my skin just went crazy. The emotional and physical are intertwined. I really think it is because I didn't change my skin routine. I didn't change my eating or exercising, which is horrible and non-existent. Like I didn't change any of that.

So I was like, whatever. I have to go to the dermatologist. I ran, which you never get into a dermatologist. The next day I had got an appointment at 10 a.m. I don't know. Someone must have canceled. Zoc doc. How'd you do it? Yeah. Zoc doc. So it was a random like emergency. I was like, this is an emergency. It wasn't like a fancy influencer. I've also been doing a lot of hair up hairstyles and I can have pimples all over. The jawline needs to be on fleek. Yeah.

So whatever. I get into the see this doctor at 10 a.m. I'm like amazing. It's three blocks from my apartment. I was like, oh, my God, things are just happening here. Sitting in. I'm waiting for the guy to come in. He comes in. Obviously, he has a mask on because like we're at the doctor's office.

I don't want to see him without the mask off with it off because in my head, he is my husband. He's perfect. He's perfect. He was so hot. People don't know this about you, but you, I think in another life, you would have been a dermatologist. You're that friend who loves...

like popping pimples you like watching pimple videos you are obsessed with skin i love it i've fallen asleep to watching dr pimple popper you're like that would make me puke all over my floor i love it so a good blackhead video was his personality good yeah he was really nice and i and he took care of your skin which is like the ultimate to really get i think i orgasm i was like

I'm not going to fake it with you. Give me that antibiotic immediately. He was like, it's not that bad. I think you're just having a flare up. I'm going to put you on an antibiotic. He's like, have you not been getting dicked out good? Because these are the kind of pimples. His hair was like flowy. He had a mask on and then one of those like shields. His eyes were really nice. I was just like. And he was like close up on your skin. And like, I love when people touch my face. He was like, it's not that bad. And I was like, thank you. Yeah.

The bare minimum, a guy telling you it's not that bad. I don't even see the bar. I don't even have a bar. Underground. I have to dig it up. I love that so much. So anyway, I'm going back in a month. He wanted to see me again. He was like, I think I should see you again. And I was like, oh my God. Has your mom ever squeezed your pimple and it hit her in the face? No. Because my mom would literally squeeze a pimple and it would pop and hit her and she'd go, ah!

Oh my god. I've popped a lot of my friend's pimples before though. That's one of my favorite things about having a boyfriend. Is popping their pimples. Sometimes Des has a pimple, like a white head. And he's like, just let it be, just let it be. And I'm like, no, once it's white, it has to be kicked out. Side note, I did have some Bravo Liberty interactions this week. You did? Okay. Well, I had Bronwyn.

on burning in hell no you did not how did i miss that did you not promote it yet i it's not up yet it's coming up on wednesday okay oh my god wait was she in new york or you know it over okay she's like at her mom's house do you have any questions yeah i have so because i don't even know what is she a lesbian still yes is she still married to her husband i forgot to ask but she does have a girlfriend okay where does she see herself now that she's not on housewives

So, like, the fact that I got to talk to her during this transition was wild because, like, she's still in it. Like, she's in hell. And you could tell that she's, I think she really was like, I'm going to be filming. And then last second, they were like, it's not happening. Did she say anything about? Kelly Dodd. You guys know she's scary.

I never want to fight with her. I never even want her to know my name because they don't want. She talked about how it was hard being on a cast where like she was the only liberal one and how she had no idea that like her like promoting BLM and just like talking about sexuality and her son struggling with it and opening up. And then. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And then talking about.

Her sobriety. She was like, I was very confused over like the backlash of it. But if you think of reality TV, people aren't watching it. Like people are they're not taking messages from it. They're just taking the drama. Yeah. So like it was hard for her. Yeah. Yeah. And but she did say that she thinks if she never did reality TV, she would have never gotten sober or come out. Wow.

Oh my God, that makes me happy for her then. I really think everything happens for a reason. But then she also was like, I don't feel like I really fit in with the girls. And then she was like, I just want to be on TV though. I don't know what to do. Like, I love being on TV. And I was like, but what's your like dream? Like, is it to be...

housewife on tv yeah and she was like no and i'm like okay so like you're like because me and her are both in like a transition period of being on a show on bravo so we were both kind of working it out but i highly recommend people listen to it she also was like very easy to talk to and like quite smart and like had a good sense of humor wow and she also has like four thousand kids seven kids like i said four thousand is a nightmare but she also imagine popping out seven kids

Are you kidding me? I could barely put a tampon in sometimes. I'd be like, I forget your name. Which one are you again? But it was helping her be sober and it was helping her like live the life she thought she wanted to live in Orange County. But she said that like early on she knew she was gay and she kind of was like, oh, this is just what marriages are. And and she was like, maybe she's a lesbian. She's not. She's a lesbian. And she said, like, she just thought she had a low sex drive kind of.

But whenever she was drunk, she would like make out with girls. And then now that she's with her current girlfriend, she's like, I enjoy sex so much. And it made me feel happy. I feel like there's a lot of marriages out there where people or relationships where people settle. I've been in a lot of relationships where I'm like, I'm just not a sexual person. Yeah. Four months later, I'm like humping a pillow. Am I okay? Problems.

But I also do have to say, I feel like people talk about sex like it's this incredible thing. It's not that great. When like in your early 20s, how much horrible sex did you have? I mean, I'm in my late 20s and I have horrible sex. But society is like sex. And I got sex. I remember people talked about it. And then when I lost my virginity, I was like, ow. Did you cry when you lost your virginity?

Yeah, I think I did. I cry after sex for no reason sometimes, you know, like I was just like emotional. There's so much society like blank washes it. I don't know if that's a word, but it's just like a blanket. Yeah. And then I was thinking of some things that are like consistently better than sex. Q-tip in your ear. Yeah. Chicken parmesan. Sneezing. Sneezing. Yes. Sneezing is great. When you have to really sneeze and you think you're going to lose it and then you sneeze. Yeah.

If we're going there, a poop. I mean... And finally, revenge. Yeah. Serve cold. Always. Bloody sometimes. We don't care. Oh my god. Okay. So we have a very special segment today. Oh, also, it ran into Nima. Oh yeah. How was it? I've never met Nima in person. Really? And do you remember Loki...

I was watching Shaz and I told you I was like you know Nima's hot yeah like I had an epiphany I had an epiphany that Nima was hot I've been I've done podcasts with him I've texted with him he is I've met him in person a few times he has the best personality he's so funny he has such good energy yeah and

And I met him. We like did kind of a video shoot thing together because he's like an actual director. Yeah. No, he's like a legit human. Like we didn't talk about Shaz once and I hung out with him for like three hours. They don't show, I really believe, because I've always watched Shaz. I'm not caught up, but

They don't show his real personality enough on the show. When I first met him, I was just like, this is not... I walked in and his eyes are beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful. And he has that Metro vibe where his shirt matched his eyes and his teeth were glistening. And he's prettier than me. And I hugged him. He smelled nice.

And then he was like directing. So I've never seen the side of it because we're always just silly. Yeah. He was like bossing everyone around. Oh,

And I was like, okay. It gets me hot and bothered. Sir. I love when guys boss people around in the workplace. And he's tall. And then I was like, oh, my God. He is very tall. He's tall. And he's, like, bigger than you think. Yeah, than you would think. And then his sister and dad walked in. I mean, his sister is just beyond gorgeous. It's hard to look at her sometimes. But she's like you. She has those, like, long fingers with, like, perfect nails. That's how I can tell, like,

She's a stunner. My nails are fucked up. Also, you're back to white and you didn't tell me that we were going back to white. Well, I'm French. Okay, you're French. So you're telling me I can go into any nail salon and say like give me these tips or something. You can say French manicure. And they'll do it. And they know what it is. It's white and like pale pink. This is my social anxiety. I haven't done it because I'm too scared of asking for it and I'm laughing in my face.

I think I just have so many visuals of the nail technicians just laughing their asses off at you. Be like, you want tits? At this point? Anyway, I clearly don't know how nails work. We have a very fun segment today. I can't wait for this one. And it's about secrets. Because I was just feeling like a gossipy little bitch. Yeah. I was feeling like a naughty little bitch. And I was like, tell me your secret. And we got a couple like, I'm not stupid. I'm not going to tell you guys my secret. But then we had a couple who were like,

Just lay it all out. Lay it all out. It's not like we're going to say their names and it's not like we know you and it's not like we really care. I know.

Actually, Paige, that's the best advice. If you're going through it and your life is hard, just remember that no one cares and it'll make you feel better in the long run. Yeah, literally no one gives a shit. That's what I do. I'm like, Hannah, no one gives a fuck about you. And it makes me feel great. It really does. Like, literally, you're not important. Sometimes I'm like, you think that people are thinking about you all day long. They don't give a fuck. And I'm like, oh. Like, your own mom didn't answer you 10 minutes ago. Like, she doesn't care. She literally hung up on me on the car ride here. She was like, oh, I actually got to go. And I was like, okay.

like you called me okay we're gonna say our secrets at the end because i told you to come up with something i came up with something but let's get into it i watch an episode of the show i'm watching without my fiance then i pretend i've never seen it every time i fucking love that but part of me is like i've done that before are you wasting your time though like why double watch she wants to watch it first let her oh like enjoy it fully yeah i get it because you could do like a um over

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Yeah, she loves to do that to me. But she has like 20 of them. Yeah, I have a thousand. You actually are the most toxic best friend because the same way you hurt me, you're hurting 10 other people. Yeah, I'm always like, she's my best friend. No, I have, okay, one of my really good girlfriends and we're standing waiting for the bathroom and we're like, what the fuck are these girls doing in here? Like, why is it taking so long? To the point where we started getting nervous being like, should we like knock on the door? Do you think they're okay? And my girlfriend opens the door. They're full on scissoring in the bathroom.

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creepy dudes are looking at you and you get annoyed but then days that they don't you're like am I did I do something wrong today you know how girls are always like oh my god I hate when my construction workers like yell things and it's so degrading sometimes I actively walk by construction workers because I'm just like I just need a boost today and sometimes they're actually they'll be like you've beautiful legs thank you no one's called me beautiful in so long

Okay, I fucked my college ex in the bathroom of a wedding this weekend. Just move the Spanx over. Who hasn't? I just love the move the Spanx over comment. Yeah. But that's kind of hard if they're the Spanx. They're tight. Yeah. So she's athletic and strong. And we love a strong female. Me and my boyfriend were prom royalty. Now it's a couple weeks later and I want to end it. No one...

oh my god i love when we have girls that are younger yeah no one will remember that in two months that you were prom king and queen i think this is how it feels to be like jackson britney on vanderpump what do you mean or like to be on a reality tv show and like be like america's couple and then like low-key hate each other and want to break up but you're like oh we can't we're in contract yeah like we're yes

I don't know if Jackson and Brittany are America's couple. I don't think they're America's couple necessarily. Let's think of like a different really good couple that actually hates each other. That's like famous, famous. Maybe Lisa and Ken. Maybe they do hate each other. I was going like famous like lively Ryan Reynolds. What if they really hate each other? Look, I just – For this girl? If you hate him, get out of there. It's not going to get better.

I'm going to tell you, get out of it. Also, you just had prom. You're going to college. That's like an easy excuse. Also, I'm going to tell you right now, everyone's pissed that you guys were king and queen. You're going to be more likable if you break up with him. I was prom queen once. Were you really? Yeah. Couldn't you tell from everything about me? Yeah. That was like the least, the worst secret you ever dropped.

My school was so public school, we didn't have a prom. Yeah, because everyone gets a participation trophy. Yeah, we just didn't have a prom. Barely had a gym. That's crazy that you didn't have a prom. We did have kind of a prom, but there was no prom king and queen. I went to 12 proms. Oh my God. It was in my sport. You played tennis, I went to prom. I was like, how many guys? Division one. She's division one prom. She won in proms.

And your dresses, you had different ones for all of them. Don't even insult me like that. How much money did you throw on prom dresses? It was investment. Look, I still have some of them. I wore one to like a wedding. You should do a TikTok wearing all your prom dresses. They're all in the back of my closet at home. Did you have to like get people to vote for you? Like were you campaigning? No, I actually won it. This is so crazy.

I was prom queen not at my school like a movie like I was like I don't go here but like you hung out with them too much that they just assumed it's like an all guys school my boyfriend like automatically I became it but I like to tell the story the other way yeah I love that for you in my head I went it was a public school prom and I was voted I love that

I stalk my ex on Venmo every day. On Venmo? Okay, Venmo, for real, is where, like, you get the dirt on people. Like, I think people found out, like, how The Bachelor ended by, like, the guy Venmo-ing a girl, like, months later, knowing that he was with her. Like, Venmo, there's tea. Make your Venmos private, y'all. We have to cut this early because I have a lot to do when I get home. Oh, my God. Someone...

I will also like write sketchy shit to like make people think there's stuff going on. Like I'll be like murder. I think my Venmo is private. It should be. Yeah. Like I don't think you can see who I'm paying. Yeah. Yeah.

I hope it is. She's very worried right now. I'm very nervous. Also, I'll have random people Venmo me stuff. Like someone would be like, oh, I love this episode. Burning in hell. Six dollars and 66 cents. One of my friends got scammed the other day. He had a Venmo request from like one of his guy friends and it was like two hundred dollars. And then and the thing said, I'll tell you later. So his friend just like paid it. And then he was like texting him and he was like, hey, what was the Venmo for? And he was like, what? I didn't Venmo you. Yeah.

How crazy is that? Also, I love how not cheap he is. They're just like, yeah, $200. We'll see what happens. I know. I was thinking. I was like, wow, if one of my girlfriends was like, $200, I'll tell you later. I'd be like, bitch, you're going to tell me now. Are we hiding a body? What's happening? What are we doing? Am I trolling my taxes again? What's happening? Oh, God. I had a phone call with my accountant the other day, and I said, just as long as I don't go to jail for tax fraud. And he said, Paige, you're not going to jail.

You start it off and you're just like, I just need to let you know that I'm not going to be okay in jail. My mom was also on the call, which was so adult. And she goes, Paige has an irrational fear. And I was like, Mom! You're embarrassing me. The way people don't want to fly, that's you with your account. The way people don't want to go to the dentist. Okay, only dated him because his best friend is Dave Franco. Valid.

My ex-friend never turned off her location sharing with me, so I use it to avoid her at the gym. Wow. Just smart. That's just great. Imagine if you stopped going to the gym because you were afraid to see this girl. That's just smart.

I always forget that certain ones of my friends have my location and they'll be like, where are you? And I'll just straight up lie. And they'll be like, I know that you're not home. And I'm like, oh, I mean, what? I feel like everyone has that one friend who knows where everyone is at all time and like follow that shit. I found it was...

Fucking my battery up to find my friends. Really? Yeah. Or I just am on TikTok too much. I really did it because one time I was in the Hamptons and I was like, you can't find anyone. No. There's no service. So it's just like, where are you? No. You think rich people know what Wi-Fi is. To wrap this up, Paige, what's your secret? You go first. Okay. Mine's kind of stupid, but...

When I curled my hair today, I just did the front. That's stupid. Okay, my secret is I begged my mom and drank a bottle every single night until I was in third grade. Wait, you begged your mom? Yeah, I was like, Mom, I just want a bottle tonight. And she was like, you can't. A bottle of hot milk. Yes. She was like, you're seven. Until third grade. Wait, so you and Lala are. I loved it.

I loved it so much. And the day that she was like, you can't keep drinking a bottle. What kind of milk? I don't know what she gave me. But I liked it cold. I didn't like it hot. Oh, you liked it cold. It just soothed me. In a bottle. In a baby bottle. What would you do while drinking? Lay on the couch. Did Gary make fun of you? My brother? No, he would make my bottles.

And he like I knew when I was literally the baby of the baby. When I was really little, I knew that when my brother made my bottle because I couldn't pour at this point, I was like, when I was really little and I couldn't pour, my brother would make it. I would know that I was always getting chocolate milk. I was about to say, do you ever go chocolate or strawberry milk? No, I only would I go chocolate milk. And my mom, she can't have that before bed. And but like, do you like white Russians? I do.

People who drink straight up milk are straight up psychopaths. I had this conversation with one of my friends. Did someone get milk at dinner? Every middle America family every night was just having pasta, glasses of milk. No! Just put it in the toilet. The lactose intolerant milk.

My dad loves milk. We like weren't forced to drink it But remember when you were little and you'd go to the doctor and he was like how much milk are you drinking? Yeah, now it's like well I had this one train tennis trainer that was convinced that like milk was not natural for humans to eat Yeah to drink after for it was like a thing Well, like we would drink chocolate milk after to like give us some protein or whatever and he was like After you're done feeding like you're not meant to drink milk. Oh

It's just so crazy. I really don't drink it anymore. That makes me sad for you because it

I loved it. I loved it too much. So I was a crack child for apple juice. Really? Like crack. My mom basically told, I think I was going to this babysitting place where they just give us straight up apple juice, which is crack cocaine. Yeah. So my mom would be like, please stop giving her this apple juice because she is flying off the walls. Like I'd get so hyper. So at home, she'd give me water with a little apple juice. Yeah. And mix it because who needs that much sugar? Yeah.

And you didn't know the difference. I didn't know the difference. Yeah. But I've always loved apple juice. And to this day, I whenever I drink juice, I do half water. Like people think I'm crazy. Oh, wow. But I do that. And then the other day at a restaurant. I've seen you do that. I do it all the fucking time. Or like if I am drinking something. You do a Gatorade too. Yeah. If it's too sweet, I'll just keep adding water to it. Yeah. I do that with when I go to Thai restaurant and I get the Thai iced tea. I like add water to it throughout. Interesting. Yeah. Like people judge. Yeah.

another day i went to a restaurant haven't ordered order apple juice in forever but i didn't feel like drinking and i didn't feel like soda yeah and i was like des what if i ordered apple juice they're gonna think i'm like four years old and he's like you're already making your age difference even bigger acting like a fucking baby and i was like did they i was so nervous and i go to the waiter and i was like isn't it weird if i get an apple juice and the waiter was like that's my favorite juice

juice. Where were you? What restaurant? Some random Italian restaurant in Midtown. And they had apple juice? I feel like everyone has apple juice. And the guy was like, he goes on this whole rant about how he loves apple juice. He was like 25 and he's like, everyone does like cranberry juice and orange juice with vodka. Have apple juice with vodka. That shit is good. And I was like, what?

Like, what? He was like, do any alcohol, tequila and apple juice. I'm going to try that. I know, because the cranberry is too tart. And then the orange juice, I feel like, gives me weird breaths because it's acidic. I don't love drinks mixed with orange juice. But whenever you go to the club, they give you the cranberry and the orange. Yeah. Sometimes I'll mix the two, which is kind of... Which is called something, a sea breeze, I think. Maybe, but that shit slaps if you mix it. But still, when I'm hammered, I can't get the right ratio of both.

I'm usually just like soda. So guys, try some apple juice with your alcohol and let's see what happens. And you don't need that much because it's sugary. I'm about to go home and pour a drink.

It's so good. Is it so good? So good. Jordan, what's your experience? What do you mix with? Is it like a thing? Like, are there drinks with apple juice in it? Or like, you just randomly started? So my roommate, she's Polish. And they do that all the time in Poland. So she went to go home and there's like this like bison grass vodka that like she brings back for me and I'm fucking obsessed. Nice.

No way. And I always mix it with apple juice and I do like ice. I'll put like the cup in the freezer. Yeah. So it's like really cold. Yes. It's so good. Oh my God. I have apple juice in my refrigerator at home. What do we call it? An apple juice vodka. What do we call it? Do you remember I would come up with drinks like we came up with this Brittany's Gym when it was like alright.

Wait, we have so much to talk about. Okay, guys, it's officially time for front page. No, I have so many screenshots of things because I was just like, it just keeps going. We're going off. I literally only have Brittany. So what is unique? Because for years, people have been doing the free Brittany campaign. What is unique about what just went down?

So she talked in open court. There was like a whole video or voice recording of it. And she said, I have been lying to the entire world. I am not okay. She has an IUD inside of her that her dad wouldn't let her go to the doctor and take out. She wants to have a baby. She's not allowed to drive in her boyfriend's car.

She worked seven days a week and she said this was the quote that really got me. She said, I was forced to work seven days a week. And in the state of California, the only other occupation close to that is sex trafficking.

how but also that's such a like logical well thought out point and if you listen to her voice it's not the britney on instagram that's like willy nilly and like out to lunch no this is like a smart yeah same i listened to the voice recording it was actually one part was funny because she was talking so fast because she was probably nervous and had like a fuck ton to say yeah and the judge was like i'm sorry can you just the what is it called the stenographer yeah writes everything down was like

Can you just go like a little bit slower? She was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. And then she just started talking fast again. She's probably been anticipating this for so long and she probably felt this like freedom off her chest. But what I also learned is like her mom is also in on it. Her whole fucking family is in on it because they're all living off of her. They don't give a shit. She literally said in court, I want to sue my whole family. Even Jamie Lynn?

I think so because she's considered a consultant for Britney. Oh, so she's in on it. And so she makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. Holy shit. Could you imagine? And I was thinking like this is all just greed. This is all about money. Like if Britney didn't have this huge fortune. She's worth, I think it's $400 million.

Wow. Yeah, she's caked up. Well, also the bitch has been working like seven days a week. She was 16. Could you imagine having all that money in the bank and you get told how much you get a month?

And then watching people spend it, the bill she's paying for them to do the job that they're forcing her. It's so sick in so many levels. And he works so hard. Like when she was doing her Vegas show, like because she is so good at her job and like so creative, like she was doing pretty much everything. Like she was directing it. She was like making all the decisions in terms of that because she knows how she works. She is such a good performer. I don't know what mental health struggle she has as most of us do, but

But imagine your normal struggles on top of literally feeling trapped in your own body. - Well, she also says that everyone that lived in her house was paid, well by her, 'cause she funds everything.

She had 24-7 security. She had five different nurses. She had someone that came in and made all of her meals. Her dad had different doctors that put her on like different doses of lithium, which if you're on lithium for too long, Justin Bieber was also on it and said he started to feel crazy.

and was like misdiagnosed shouldn't have been on it if you're on lithium too long you actually can have like a mental break because of the medicine was he like trying to give her a mental break yeah i think so and because so then she'd start refusing to take her medicine because she was like this doesn't make me feel better it makes me feel crazier like she couldn't talk she could not she said in one of the quotes like she was like i couldn't have a conversation with my mom like

Like, I physically could not talk to her. But then when she was performing, they would take her off it or something? I don't know if they would take her off. Well, she hasn't performed since 2018. Yeah. So I don't know what time frame that she was on this medicine, but, like... Britt, it's so scary, too, because...

She didn't want to tell people because she thought people wouldn't believe her, which again shows that's a trauma response to the past of being so misunderstood by the media, possibly. She also said that she watched Paris Hilton's documentary, which I'm sure this came out the way she said it. It was like she said, I didn't believe Paris, but I feel like that was like her own trauma. No one's going to believe me because when we all watched it.

everyone was like holy shit yeah she was like i watched paris's documentary about being abused in like that those schools her parents sent her and she was like i didn't believe her and so then i really shut the up because i was like no one's gonna believe me yep she had a lens of like of if you are being taken advantage of no one's gonna believe you also she said like when she was divorcing k-fed and like she shaved her head and that whole thing when she was sent to a mental institution

She was not crazy. He sent her there. Like she was evaluated. He forced her into that. She was there for three months. She said it made her go crazy because she was, imagine being fine and now you're in a padded room.

Oh, but no, but that's true. It's like when you know when people say you're annoying and then you like have to keep being annoying because they're calling you annoying. It's also proven like teachers who tell kids they're not smart will like statistically do worse on tests than kids who are being told they are smart. Wow. Also, Brittany said that like for a year, I think during COVID, her mom said that no self-care place was open. Yeah.

and then she said everyone around her had their nails done hair done and she was just like couldn't have self-care like and so and everyone was always talking about her hair and like how her extensions were so bad they wouldn't like let her they wouldn't let her go anywhere do anything all of her stuff was a cry for help yeah do you think she purposely put on those crazy videos to like keep people talking and worrying about her well i also don't if everything else was controlled i don't obviously she wasn't controlling her own social media she's like i'm

Part of me thought that they were like maybe forcing her to do it. So people were like, yeah, she's crazy. Yeah, probably.

And she was probably on like certain medication. She didn't really know what the fuck. But this is the scary thing. She wants to sue her family, but her family has legally done this through courts. Yeah. So who is to blame? Is it the judge? Is it the family? Is it the larger system? The fact that it could happen to Britney fucking Spears. How many? I mean, it's because she has so much money, but like there's a bigger issue here. Have you seen that movie on Netflix called I Care?

It's either I care or I care a lot. Oh, yes. Yes, with the Gone Girl. Yes. Oh, my God. Did you see it, Jordan? Guys, Jordan's our producer, by the way. We didn't officially introduce her. Hello. It was insane. No, it was insane. Like, it was such a good movie, but it gave me the most anxiety. Like, I thought someone was going to come into my home and be like, and now I control you. Okay, so the premise of the movie is the girl from Gone Girl rose, but no, rose. Rose.

It's okay. We'll figure it out. It's okay. So she basically gets old people who are vulnerable, don't have family and wealthy and basically takes control of their finances and tells the court that they're crazy even if they're not.

And then, like, just basically steals all their money. They're in, like, homes or not, like, full mental institutions, but, like, assisted living. But they live like shit. And she manages all their finances and she finds vulnerable people. Like, maybe they have a son, but the son's crazy. And she's convinced the court. And it's so fucking scary. And hopefully there'll be changes to the system. Hopefully there'll be people that will be held accountable. The craziest part to me is that, like...

Dude, that's your fucking dad. Like your dad. It's not like it was some- It's your whole family. She had some crazy manager or agent or- That like groomed her. Yeah, or like some financial advisor stole all her shit. Like these are your biological parents who are literally programmed to love the fuck out of you. And-

What's also fucked up is like, are the kids okay? Like, is this the best thing for their mother? Her sons are teenagers now, which is so crazy to think of because like, I can remember them being born. They have restraining orders against him. So that in itself. Against Jamie? Yes.

Also, what dad names their daughter the same name as him? Also, where is K-Fed? And when is he going to come out and say something? Because, like, Justin Timberlake came out and said something. He, like, tweeted. Which, look, I feel like Justin would have been, like, damned if he did, damned if he didn't. Like, if he didn't say anything, people would have been, like, pissed. And now that he said something, people are still pissed. So, like, I don't know.

I don't really... Does he just try to get relevancy from it? But also, JT's not like a guy who tries hard to be in the press. I think because they had that whole thing with... He's trying to be supportive right now. Yeah, and like they... Like, look, no one gives a shit that like you have this teenage romance and like whatever. And we get that you apologized for making her look bad then. You were also a kid, but like whatever.

He tweeted and was like, Jess and I send our full support. Regardless of our history, whatever is happening to her is absolutely insane. But what is his support? Just that we're on Britney's side. Yeah. But I really want to see if Kevin Federline comes out and says anything.

People need to start coming up. Mariah Carey said something. Yeah. I think Paris Hilton said something. I think Andy said something. Yeah, I was about to say. Where's AC? Andy Cohen made Jamie the jackhole of one of the episodes. It's just insane. It's crazy. The fact it's unraveled like this and we're watching in real time. Oh, the documentaries and the books are going to be... So good. So good. However...

We just hope Britney is okay in the long run. Because also, if you listen to that bitch's music, every fucking song is basically saying how she feels trapped, how she feels like, I want to go away, how she feels like, like unlucky. Like, all of it is a cry for help. I'm a slave for you. Like, I'm telling you, go through your playlist and it's creepy. The first CD I ever got when I was little was a Britney Spears CD.

You know, I used to be team Christina. And like, I'm supposed to go against the grain. I thought I was being cool. And then I realized, like, I'm beautiful. That's my Christina. Yeah, that was actually not bad. Not bad. She goes like, I'm worse. If you really wanted to be different, you would have been a Mandy Moore fan. Oh, no. No, that was I did. I was a simp for Jessica Simpson. Oh, my God.

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Is there anything else in front page news? Dude, did you see the Drake Bell stuff? Jordan just exclaimed. Like that's what an exclaim is. Oh my, okay. Okay, so Drake. Wait. Before we begin. Before we begin, you tell it.

Paige and I met Drake on Summer House. There's a full-on episode, season four. That and a podcast room similar to this. In a podcast room. He had kind of a gold guitar chain that was a lot. He was definitely crushing on Paige a little, which was... Right? I feel like he was. No...

I think he was just being friendly. He got nervous. He got nervous. Maybe he got a little nervous, but his wife was in the other room. I didn't even know he was married. Is she your wife? Okay. Yeah. It was honestly like so cool that he was like, yeah, I'll film on a Bravo show and do it. So I have an episode with him on Burning in Hell. You guys should go listen. Tell me if there was anything. And it was cool because like,

He didn't have to do it. From when we were like, Oh my God. Like younger, younger. Yeah. We're like Jake and Josh. He was everyone's like first weird crush. He was on Nickelodeon. He was on all that. Yeah. Like, so what, what happened? Okay. So he pled guilty on Wednesday to, which I don't really get how they worded this. I got this from page six. Okay. To an incident involving a 15 year old girl, which the first charge is attempted child rape.

endangerment, which is a felony. But basically it just says that he was sending inappropriate text messages to a 15-year-old. Social media messages. It doesn't really say anything else. Like, I don't know if he knew she was 15. I don't know. I don't think they ever, like, met up in person. I don't think he physically did anything. So I don't know. I don't know if the laws are also caught up to, like,

The times, you know, like, can you get can you go to jail for texting a 15 year old something inappropriate? I have no idea. But how insane insanity and to plead guilty. So like.

He's got to go to jail. A felony? Could you go to jail for a felony? I don't know anything about courts. We'll have to call Gary. We'll call Gary. He'll tell us. Gary is our lawyer. We're going to make merch that. Paige and I were rubbing close to the law. Some other legal news. Wait, what's the legally bond quote?

I object. That's it. What are you going to... Don't go and stomp on your little lassies and prodigies on me, honey. Jordan, did you know that one? Straight men don't know the designers. Ronnie from the Jersey Shore is engaged. To who? What the heck is her name? Harley? Jen Harley. Okay, so his ex-girlfriend who he has a baby, a child with.

She has a new boyfriend. She was arrested because she pulled a gun on him. The same day that she was arrested for pulling a gun on her boyfriend, Ronnie proposed to his new girlfriend. And that's just the craziest. That's like the worst situation of your ex doing well. Oh, no.

I would. You know, like you might lose your job and you see your ex got a promotion. This is next level. This is next level. This is a deadly weapon. You know, this is. Also, I feel like she's been arrested so many times for domestic violence.

Who gave this woman a gun? Yeah. How did you even get a gun? Yeah. That's crazy to me. Yeah. Also, just actively, continuously beating the shit out of people is crazy. Yeah, we need to stop with the violence. That bitch wakes up in the morning and chooses violence. She was arrested for throwing an ashtray at... Ronnie. Ronnie, which...

made me think who has ashtrays valid question lying around like the last time i've seen an actual ashtray i think was like get a jewel like a normal person at like my grandma's house i don't think i've seen one i don't know but that i love that that's what you took from that you were like should i get an ashtray do they have marble are they trending swipe up for this ashtray um smoking's bad though

That was all the front page news I had, but a lot of legal stuff, a lot of legal jargon. A lot of legal jargon in our everyday pods. You guys, we love you so much. This was our first episode in the new studio. Thank you, WTF.

media. We're going to get a cute little neon. We're going to get a little neon sign because it's not legit until you have a neon sign. I've looked at myself this whole time. Yeah, I'm so happy I'm not because it would be like a FaceTime and I just wouldn't even know who I'm talking to. But if you look too long at yourself, you do turn into an alien. I do have to say one thing for the girls that I learned over the weekend. One of my really good girlfriends is...

like the stunning, gorgeous Australian model. And I said, hey, how do you pose when you're sitting down in a picture? And I went like this to go sideways. And she said, never. Don't you dare ever do that. So if you're someone's taking a picture of you and you're like sit posing with a friend and

This leg, your knee should be straight, dead onto the camera. So you don't cross over. And then you can slightly turn this one. But no, like it should always be. This reminds me of the, do you remember our first reunion? We filmed live with Andy Cohen. Yes. I blocked it out. But do you remember it? Okay. So, but I do remember sitting down. I was literally shaking and I didn't know how to sit. And you like so calmly were like, put that leg down.

Oh, I made you sit like this. Yeah, like kind of diagonal lady. Like a lady. So these are little things. I was so worried about like, okay, obviously everyone has it and you can tell like cellulite. Yeah. So at that reunion, I kept taking my thighs and

pushing them in together. People are like, why isn't Paige talking? And she's like, I'm folding my thighs right now. Sorry, I'm folding my thigh fat. Thank you. Move along. But we're normalizing cellulite. Hell yeah. Watch us on Patreon. We're putting this up and we'll put some clips on the Instagram. Follow giggly.squad. Check out all our merch. It's

I'm like overwhelmed. I'm obsessed with it. I've worn this every single day. Giggly-squad.com. Paige has been on Amazon. Oh, yeah. I have Amazon on...

next week sometime i don't know check her instagram i have no idea go to hannahburn.com for tickets to live shows coming up and watch bronwyn or listen to bronwyn and drake bell yeah so okay subscribe to burning in hell and listen to drake bell and listen to bronwyn and tell us your thoughts let's do seek more secrets i love the secrets okay this is good because i feel like people were tepid they weren't sure if we're gonna like blow up their spot would you just i don't know jordan did i use tepid right

tepid that's my first time hearing that okay i knew i'm ambivalent though i knew i'm ambivalent but i don't know tepid okay do you did you mean say timid tepid i feel like you know how water could be tepid no can we google it no seriously i need to know tell me more you'd be surprised how many words we use wrong on this only slightly warm lukewarm so i feel like they were lukewarm about it oh showing little enthusiasm showing little enthusiasm

Amazing. It's like we learned about Kuth before and now we learned about Tepid. Honestly, I'm Tepid in most situations. Me too. Look warm. Tep, Tep, bitch. And lastly, Paige and I are on TikTok. Yeah, we are. I'm spiraling. I'm spiraling on TikTok. Our mental health's not great.

Not fucking great. Not fucking great. So check out TikTok. When the gigglers make TikToks, it's so funny. It is funny. I love when they send them to me, too. They're like, I thought you'd think this was funny. And I was like, I don't think that's funny. People send the funniest...

And we love when you guys are giving us all the info of your secrets and everything. It makes the pod what it is. Yeah. And remember, we'll never say your names. And at the end of the day, we don't care. I forgot what these girls. I do have an Excel sheet of everyone's names and their information. But that's just you never know. You got to be careful. Thank you for giggling us with us. Yes. Thank you for giggling with us today. Love you. Bye.