Giggling about Paige being shadowbanned, our toxic traits, and the wedding week
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In the studio, aka Paige's apartment. This is, we have a YouTube. I keep forgetting. We have hard launch YouTube. It's out there. It's happening. We also have tour dates. There's eight tickets left in DC. I just counted. Oh my God. So you guys better get them. And then New York, we have a couple tickets left for the third show. Okay. Boston, guys, we have a, we're doing a whole different show. So if you saw the other ones, get tickets for the upcoming one. And then what else?

just general housekeeping our merch that was the best launch we've ever had people love hating men and I love that it turns out hate is in and negativity and being sexist towards men is on trend yeah and I'm here for it yeah I do have a slight bone to pick with you oh no I've morphed into you I didn't want to say anything but I was like she looks amazing laughing

I was looking at you and I was trying to be like, in what world is Paige DeSorbo doing an on-camera shoot and not putting together the cutest look? And then I realized that you look just like me and we're the same vibe. You don't even have a touch of makeup on. Not a stitch. I haven't showered in two days. I, um...

I do smell a little bit. It all started with when you put a hex on me of some sort and you ruined my nails. Yes. And so from ruining my nails to now that I'm fully on camera, I have no makeup on, my hair is greasy, I couldn't even. I just thought of the Mean Girls part of the movie where she's like, hot body, nails, nails.

I'm taking down. What are those bars she makes her eat? What are the name of those? You've literally Cal team barred me. Like that's what you've done to me. Would I argue that you just care less what people think of you? No. No, I care a lot. Oh, you're just giving up. Me and my therapist talk about it every week.

This is just defeat. Welcome to depression. We're both depressed, but you know what? We're going to giggle through it. That's what life's about. But it is probably one of the most exciting weeks of all weeks. Why? Because Hannah's getting married on Friday. I feel like getting married is so anti-feminist. Why? Are you taking Des' last name?

No. Really? No, because... I thought you were hyphenating. No. You're just saying Hannah Burner. Just Hannah Burner. I'm not like becoming part of him. I'm me. He's him. We're two individuals starting a life together. Okay, question. But when you bring your little... Their last names are Burner. Are they? Yeah.

I'm joking about it, but I'm trying to see if maybe... Like, I just don't... I don't understand it. Why do they... I know we live in a patriarchal society, but I'm trying to break the patriarchy down. One little toddler at a time. Okay. What about one's burner, one's bishop? I think his bishop is actually such a good name. A great last name. It sounds regal. Hannah Bishop. I have the same initials. Hannah Bishop. She's a... She...

looks down i think you should think about it then i have to change my instagram handle for a third time oh my god wait you hard launched your new instagram handle i went to tag you in something and i was like what the fuck is being burned burns is dead she can't come to the phone right now she's done i just feel like being burns i created that when i just started an instagram like i was private and i was posting you know the filtered um portrait yeah with a border borders

And then it got to the point someone searched my name in Texas and I didn't come up. And I realized like if I'm Hannah Burner, it comes right up. Yeah. And so it was kind of businessy. And also I feel like a lot has changed in the last in years past. And I felt like I want to be Hannah Burner. Speaking of that.

Instagram straight up like shadow banned me because of our merch and said that I was like spewing hate speech. Okay. So my manager said, do you hate like H eight instead of writing out hate? Because yeah, they sometimes will ban you, but I didn't even write anything. It was just in like the picture. So I had your shadow. Yeah. So I had to like, you cannot be shadow before my wedding. I know.

Do you feel like every bride makes every single, like, inconvenience and then dies it to their wedding? Like, I could have said that, like, I bought the wrong shampoo. And you would have been like, how could you do this to me? Wait. We need to. There's a joke. I'm on it. Yeah. You're dealing with it? Yeah. Because I have a friend.

Girl with no job, Claudia Oshry, who constantly said she's shadow banned on TikTok, but we decided she's just really bad at TikTok. It's funny to put on a photo and it gets not a lot of likes. I'm literally shadow banned.

So sometimes girlies just say you're shadow band. But honestly, the break is nice. You know, I've got a lot of. You still have like a million followers that follow you. It's just when people search you to like say mean things in your photo, they can't find you. That sounds like a blessing. Yeah, it sounds great. You have to click see more. Honestly, everything happens for a reason. I just need it back by my.

by your wedding i'm i'm working on it i actually have a bone to pick with you if we're doing this i already told you about it but i just have to address it because the gigglers blew my dms up when we're promoting our shows which like thank you i love how good you are promoting but you put it over your face choose to put the link over my face and a beautiful photo of me and her dressed up professional photographer takes the link and it's almost like she purposely was like

this is off brand for me. And her face is disgusting. Then the funny thing is that first I was like, what was her thought process? Then I was like, Oh, she didn't have one. There was no like evil meticulous. Like, Oh, you're like, I have to post this. Like, okay, link there. We did a swipe up. Great. Awesome. Click.

And then I did go back and I did notice it, but it had already been up. It was funny because it looked very deliberate. Like it was like from my chin to my eyebrow. Just like, you're done. You're done. Wait, you pitched this phone with me last week. You're re-bringing it up? Did I? Yeah. No, I think it was in the notes, but I didn't really bring it up. You literally have been having amnesia. What? Who are you? And why are you in my apartment? Yeah.

Not before your wedding. I do have to say it is wedding week. Stassi also is having her wedding week. Yes. And there's actually some drums because what would life be without a little drums? We love a little drums. Taylor Strucker is like one of my best friends. She was at my bachelorette party, invited her to my wedding. And she goes, oh, my God, crazy. I'm actually going to be in Roma. Yeah.

She's doing the officiating of the wedding. And I was like, okay, that sounds kind of important. So Taylor's missing the wedding because she's officiating Stassi's. I texted her the other day and said, have so much fun at Stassi's wedding. And she texted me back and said, if the salami squad doesn't FaceTime me, I will be really pissed. So we're going to have to make Becca FaceTime Taylor during the ceremony. The girls in the bedroom are still...

Talking and still vibing. I actually, I was telling Craig this the other day, randomly the bachelorette group chat will just pop off, but only for like 15 minutes. It's funny, funny, funny. Won't talk to each other for a week. And I love it. Like I get excited when I see someone from burners, bitches, like,

Has popped up on my phone. I'm like, what could we be getting into today on a Tuesday at 4 p.m.? I do have to say Cheech partied in Miami with Marcelo and then Sierra went out with Haley. Wait, when did Sierra and Haley go out? Like a random night at 2 a.m. They sent me a photo and I was like so happy that...

Sierra is like hanging out with I love that people that I'd known for years and that they get along not one of those girls has asked me to hang out interesting that's okay I hang out with you because you're turning into me they didn't they didn't hit me up Sierra's like don't even ask her if she's home yeah we don't but that's good um

Anyway, yeah, so wedding prep is something people don't talk to you about. And if you Google it, like what do you do before your wedding? Are you saying like week before or you're saying night before? Like weeks before. Because you know like weddings are annoying because they make –

They make you feel like you have to look the best you've ever looked on that day. So girls will starve themselves. Girls will like, you want your face to be perfect. God forbid there's a pimple. You want your nails to be perfect. Actually, I remember when Claudia was getting married. And the only thing I remember from her wedding prep, like, cause I was watching, used to watch all of her stories for her wedding. Um,

She said she drank so much water before so that her skin would glow. Yeah, people do. And I've never forgot it. People do wild things. So I started Googling it and there's like, you know, goop is like,

you have to get a sauna massage and then have like lightning hit you from a bottle. But whatever. Like it's an unrealistic shit. Wait, goop totally would bottle lightning. They're like, this is $5 million. Get it for Christmas. But it's so worth it. Your pores are going to look so small.

So I try to do a realistic thing where three weeks ago, after all my traveling, I got a facial. And I got like a hardcore facial. Like an Eastern European lady, I swear to God. Like she was picking. She was poking. Paige, I looked at her. She looked at me. She goes, I give no mercy. Yeah.

And she meant it. That's what you want for your facial. And I was like, this is going to be fucking worth it. Take all my money. And she was like, okay, you have to leave with this. I recommend this, the sunscreen and this. And I was like, just put it on my card. I trust you. You have really good skin though to begin with. It's funny because I feel like you literally rub your face with dirt. You, like I've never seen you have a pimple. Not once. I used to have pimples. Now it's more like I'll get the menstrual stuff, whatever. Tomorrow's Tuesday. My wedding's Friday. Okay.

I'm getting a spray tan. Okay. And getting my nails did. Okay. And for nails, I'm doing white. Yep. And then in little gold letters on my ring finger, I'm putting H and D. That's cute. I thought of it myself. That's so cute. I'm a fake. Are you doing fake nails? Like are you doing? Yeah. Because I didn't want to risk my nails breaking.

Yeah. I'm not doing extensions. I'm doing tips. Yeah. Okay. So I'm going to have an attitude on my wedding day. Yeah, you are. Someone, multiple people have called me very chill and I told them, I said, I'm not like, would you call me a chill person? Yeah. Yeah.

Chill as in like, in the grand scheme of things, you're pretty chill. In certain situations, I will pop off. Yeah, you have an opinion. Yes. An opinion. Yes. Opinion. It's not opinion. Like a filet mignon? Yeah. Yeah.

My opinion. Yes. Rare. So I told her, I was like, it's funny. I am very chill in this, but things that I care about, I'm unchill. And I think we just have to normalize your wedding day, not being the greatest day of your life. But I think that has to start at a very young age with our daughters.

Because I was wondering why I don't. We're too far. You're too far. You're too far gone. I'm gone. My thing is I feel like this is like a family party that like I happen to like. Be the center of attention at. Yeah, but I don't like attention that I don't earn. That's weird. I love all.

Like I want to be like the people are against me and I win them over with a good joke. Like I want that kind of attention. Like I won the match. I earned it. We're like happy birthday. I fucking hate that attention. Okay. So what are some things that like the week of your wedding or like in preparation to your wedding where you have not been chill about?

I was like, was there anything that you were like this? I know what I want for this. So I wanted a photographer to come to. And then I was like, no, let's not do it. Like I've gotten actually more chill as we go on. I just don't want cause you're tired. You're going to throw a bouquet. Yeah. Okay. Are we going to cheat? Yeah.

I'm like, Sierra, you're too tall. Go in the back. Go in the back, you tall bitch. Your long ass model arms. Go in the back. I go, Becca, hold Sierra down. Hold that bitch down. Set a pick. I'm like running through the door and you're like throwing it long. You're like, I don't know. I literally call a play. I go left, go right, I turn, I chuck it all the way to the left and you're there. We're literally doing football. And there's no chance you're going to mess with your long ass fingers. You're just like, stab it.

And then you just glare at Craig and Craig's going to be like fucking like practicing his golf swing with Des in the corner. Oblivious. What's with guys practicing their golf swing all the time? Like not in golf setting. Yeah. Like men just get together and they just start doing it and then they all do it together. And I'm like, what is this weird like mating dance you guys are doing? Craig is actually, Des is going to literally come when he hears this. Craig is like redoing his backyard right now. Like he just redid his kitchen and like I...

Talk about not being chill. I've taken over like full creative direction. Like he's pushed back on a few things and then his mom was just here. And so I told her. And she did the kibosh. Yes. And she was like, but Paige really wants. And I was like, something torturous? When you get to a man's place, you're like. Peeing all over. Kind of. Kind of. You're like marking your territory. But there's a word for it. But that's what I did when I first started.

met Des I got to his house I said get a dumpster I made him throw away like literally everything yeah and he loved it and then I like started buying pillows that's a weird thing yeah you have a great source for pillows yeah that's the one thing I can't buy any decorative pillows or I feel like you're cheating yeah I will get broken up with you're cheating so that's the one I've given him that but I've made him throw away like so many things I bought a new bed frame got new like redid his whole bedroom yep

And in his backyard. You're literally marking your territory. Yeah, peeing all over South Carolina. Leg up peeing. Yeah, just squatting. Yep. Just drunk squat peeing. In the middle of the living room. Just pulling out my long brown hairs and placing them places. Clogging is drained. That's a great way to mark your territory. Just clog it.

So he's putting a putting green in the backyard. I'm obsessed with that for him. And I think it's so cute and adorable. It's so cute because you're like, where's Craig? And then he's cursing because he can't get the put in. Yeah, it's just like you have... He owns this house. He spent so much money to redo it. And I'm like, that's your area. Yeah, you stay there. This is mine now. Oh my God, it's so funny. You take over all his closets. It's great. Yeah.

But then it's funny because you, then you leave. You're like, okay, I'm going back to New York where I live. And then he's just sitting there like in all your stuff. It's like, what do I do with 25 forks? Which one do I use? Matching. This is a salad fork. What's the aesthetic of the house? What would you call it? So...

It's actually very exciting for me because it's the complete opposite of like what I would do in like my New York City apartment. Yeah. So I'm kind of doing it like a contemporary farmhouse sitch. I'm upset. But like there will be accents of like more contemporary. Like I do show him some things and I'm like, do you like this? And he's like, it's kind of more New York. Are you getting better? And I'm like, you're right. The taste that it takes to put together an outfit is different than the taste. It's so different.

Fucking hard. What inspo are you using or where? So there's actually a website. It's called Lulu in Georgia. Oh. It's very expensive, but they give really good ideas. So like I've been going on that website. I did want to get like my, his, mine.

I didn't want to get his bed frame from there, which I think I will. But like, I got an idea for like the lights I want to do like by the bedside table. So I just went on Amazon, typed in that vibe. So it's really so many good things. No, Amazon is everything. You guys, have you heard of Amazon? It's really good. I feel like I have heard of it before. I love when your Amazon ad comes up and I'm like, oh, they're good. I'm like, yes, my friend. Um,

Des and I would get into it because I would say, I'm going to go to my room. And he'd be like, our room? In his house. He was like, I'm going to go to my room. And he goes...

Whose room? And they go, my room. I think that there is a thing to like. If I let you have sex with me in that room, it's my room now. Yeah. Like in Craig's guest room, I've like put all my clothes in that closet. So it's kind of like if there's no one else, there's no guests staying there. Like that's my room. Yes. Like and I might need to go there and just sit for a minute. Yeah.

And I think we also from reality TV are a little PTSD about like choosing rooms. So we're like, just give me the fucking room. Just give me the fucking room.

Wait, that's so true. Give me the room with no drums. I'm like, wait, am I allowed to sleep here without someone like wanting to murder me? I'm going to kill me in my sleep. You're like, can I sleep with both eyes closed? Why do you think I always have a roommate? Murder me. I, I found something on Tik TOK that I wanted to talk to you about. Okay. Toxic traits that I've convinced myself aren't toxic in general. Great.

Number one. And his name is Brett Newsty. N-E-U-S-T-Y. Okay. He said talking shit. Not toxic. Not toxic. Everybody talks shit. Okay, anyone who goes, I like that person. They talk shit. Then what are you talking? Do you ever see? What do you talk? Do you ever see those memes that it's like, find your circle of friends that talk about ideas and places and not people. And I'm like, losers. Are you kidding me?

No, they say the best people in the world talk about, don't talk about people. They talk about events, plans, and global warming. And I'm like, boring. But the adrenaline when one of your girlfriends sits down and is like, oh my God, wait till you hear this. I start convulsing. I do know that gossip is, I do feel kind of guilty sometimes. So in my elder, more mature age...

I gossip with fewer people. Agreed. So I have a much smaller, I have like two or three like hardcore gossipers. And then I'm like an angel with everyone else. And then I try not to be the one who starts it. Okay. I agree on all of those points. But every so often in that gossip session, I will add in, but we love her. We're obsessed. We love her. Cheekbones? Incredible. It's just her. Yeah. You know, like she had a really tough go at it.

The best is when you're talking about someone and then someone finally says like, but you know what does annoy me? And you're like, okay, I fucking hate this person. And you realize you don't have to pretend anymore. Honestly, you have to talk shit because you don't realize who you really vibe with until you know things that they don't like. Because people,

lot of people like tacos if I was friends with everyone who liked tacos I would have too big of a friend group but how many people don't like Craig actually hates tacos Craig's eating habits is like a whole podcast that we're gonna do in the future because it's problematic the moment when like you're talking to a friend and you both mutually know a person and they're like oh my god do you know like

Stephanie, we always like rag on Stephanie. My best friend from high school's name is Stephanie and she has texted me about this. She's like, is there a subconscious fight that we're in? She's like, why are you guys doing this to me all the time? It's just such a funny name. When one of your girlfriends is like, oh my, or not like your real girlfriend, but you like, you just met her. It's like, oh my God, you know, Stephanie. And you're like, yeah, I do. And there's three seconds and that's it. Where you know whether or not like,

What's another name? I can't think of. Kara likes Stephanie. Kara. Like, and you know in that three seconds. Yeah, they will make a face because they're either like, no, no. When they go like, you know the recipe. Isn't she just, oh. Yeah, you're like the best. But if they don't go, oh, and they're just like, oh, you know. And you're like, yep.

And then you're literally best friends because you're like, don't. She's like, well, she did sleep with all my ex-boyfriends. And you go, oh my God, me too. Okay, leading me to my next one. Toxic traits that I convince myself aren't toxic. Being fake. So fake. This is the thing with being fake. If you're not fake, that means you're just going around being an asshole to most people. Yeah.

Like that means you're just running around telling people how you really feel about them. Yeah. No, no. I'm all about. I think I'm about keeping the energy as good as it possibly can be. And I realize I'm fake most of my life unless someone starts something.

Fake is also such a harsh word. I feel like... No, you have acquaintances. Yeah. And you're lovely to them. You're cordial and you're lovely and great and I'm a little bit nice. Unless you piss me off. Then I will full-on fight you. But with your real friends, your real self... It's true. I feel like...

I would I'll call you out if I feel like you're not being like yourself because I'm worried. I'm like, OK, you're zoning out. Yeah. Like you're being weird. Yeah. Because you want to be raw with your friends, both other people. That's why it's exhausting to hang out with other people, because you have to act like you're not a Neanderthal. Like you have to like eat normally and you have to be like like laugh at every joke. You have to hold so many things in. Have you ever laid on the couch with someone who's like not really your friend?

Oh my god, yeah, you have to like, I don't even know how to sit. Remember when we got to our reunion in Summer House and you were like, why are you sitting like that? I go, how does, what do I do with my hands? And you literally put me to position and then you're like, okay, now you can cry. And I was like, you literally forgot how to sit.

I was like in this dress. She told me to like go diagonal with the legs. You said it in such a like scared way. I was scared. What do I do with my legs? I can't help you making fun of how I'm sitting and my entire well-being and life as they tear me apart. Oh, God. I hate, hate eating when you first meet a guy.

Like you have to pretend that you don't just like shovel food in your mouth or whatever your habits are, cravings are. You have to pretend you like eat normal things. Yes. Where then you reach the point and that's when you put on that good love weight where you guys are like, I mean, the fact that Craig just has takeout knocking on the door throughout the entire day for no rhyme or reason is adorable. I realized that like when Craig and I first started dating, I kind of started like testing him because

when it came to like normal eating, like at midnight, I'd be like, what would you do if I ordered a pizza just to see his reaction? Wouldn't it be crazy? Yeah.

would it be insane if like i've been with guys that have been like what it's midnight and craig was like if you don't get half pepperoni like we're done and i was like i'm obsessed with you this is the thing when we say we like guys who don't have a six-pack it's not that we don't think six-packs are attractive it's the lifestyle that comes with it that means he's got can you please stop coughing i'm sorry just covid in my mouth my wedding not my wedding you

my mouth before my wedding so like when you date these like six-pack dudes they are the worst no it's too hard they like they're counting calories fake like be yourself you want that garlic knot you want that garlic knot what do you hate about yourself that you're not gonna eat that garlic knot

I agree. There's such a fine line between like being healthy and like wanting to look good. And then like, I can't eat this. And if you're both type A, like that's good. But it's hard to be like a type A person with someone who like likes to sleep in. I feel like Craig and I are both type C. D. I love it. OK. Oh, this is funny. Toxic traits. I convinced myself aren't toxic.

eavesdropping. Hold on. My mom, mom can't do that. Okay.

I know it's just Mother's Day, but... Like, we're filming something that we could get nominated for an Emmy. It's on YouTube! Can I just do something? I apologize to the Academy for what just happened. Seriously, it's so unprofessional. Okay, what was the question? Eavesdropping. This is... Not toxic. This is not toxic at all. If you're not eavesdropping, you don't know what's happening in the world. You don't like to learn? You're not going to understand your surroundings? No.

Have you ever, you have been on a date or been with your girlfriend where you just said, I'm going to need you to shut the fuck up for about three minutes because this couple next to me is in the most awkward first date and it's getting really bad and I need to hear how it happens. If I go out to eat and there isn't someone to eat with,

eavesdrop on i'm upset like i'm writing a yelp review that i'm like then you're just stuck with your own thoughts which is uncomfortable then you have to come up with conversation with the person across from you there's so many times where i've been like doesn't have fully on like he'll kind of smirk and i'm like what is it and he'll be like and then i'll like listen like full we're not even experiencing each other we're just experiencing around us but eavesdropping is also important because like if you don't know

The shit that people are talking around you, you really miss out on a lot of good stuff. I was getting on a plane just recently, Saturday. I was flying from Atlanta to Albany to see my mother for Mother's Day because I'm such a good daughter. And the couple sitting next to me,

I was like listening to them for a little bit and they're redoing their house. We love. I was so excited for them. Fully invested. Fully invested. She says like a certain cabinet and you're like. Someone who's redoing a home. I was very interested because I was like, oh, I wonder where they're shopping from. Full fight. Full blown fight.

She kept showing him things and he was just uninterested. And he just was finally like, I don't know. I'd have to see it all together. And like, why do we have to do this right now? And they just started losing it. First thing I did was text Craig and be like, you're never going to guess what the couple next to me is fighting about. And like what I was just going to not listen. I mean, that is pure. Come on. That's actual reality TV.

Yeah, that was me being real in that moment. That's also when they had a TikTok where you start playing on your phone Leave Get Out by JoJo during the fight. Get out, leave right now.

of you and me. They say if someone's fighting next door, you just like blast that to be like, end that shit. Couples fighting is hilarious, but first dates is my... That's your thing. My niche. Some would even say my fetish. See, I get nervous. When they go, you know, because I just, I love being able to know it's a first date because they're always like,

So what kind of... Like that. They're like, oh, yeah, I go there sometimes. Their voices are way higher than they are in real life. Your first date, my pitch is so high. They say if you're uncomfortable, your voice naturally goes higher. And you're giggling at things that aren't funny. Yeah. And you're just talking very like generalities. Like it really is like a bad...

Generalities. Never said that word in my life. Like you're from Clueless. Generalities. Is that our new word? Okay. But here's the other thing, though. I used to go on first dates, and I'm so aware of my surroundings that I used to get nervous that people were listening to my first date. Mm.

I need to get some of that because I'll be like in an elevator full of people and just like continue whatever. Because I just don't care. Like I don't care. As long as it's not something like that I need to keep a secret. I don't care that there's people around. If anything, I brought some entertainment to their day. Well, I'll be with someone I could tell is uncomfortable that I'm talking about something. I'm the complete opposite. I feel like I've done this with you where I'll be like, and then my pussy had like a cottage cheese coming out of it. And I was like, this is not normal. Hang up the phone. Hang up the phone.

Yeah, like I will always I had like one line that I've said to so many boyfriends and I've just looked up at them and been like, we are in public and you are mortifying me. See, that would mortify me if someone said that to me.

okay well then don't act a fool are we in a fight are we in a fight no i also love momentum and conversations like if i'm like you know how i'm performative with my conversations yeah i hate it being interrupted by an elevator so i'm like we're ready we're about to hit the climax i need to keep going with this story because you're a method actor and so when you're telling i'm jared leto when you're telling a story you are you have brought yourself back to that moment i can't get out of that moment just because we wanted

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I've pretty much cleared out all my lounge sets after I moved. I just like got rid of everything. I was like, I don't need all of these random sweatpants and sweatshirts and really replaced everything with skims because I know it's always going to look good and I know it always feels amazing. And you know how much I love laying in bed. So if I have an outfit that I can lay in bed in and also run errands in, then I'm a true fan.

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No, like the kind of like older guy, like loves a neighborhood chat. Like we'll be at a diner. You know what's crazy is that Craig and Des haven't met and they are, they have very similar quality. We'll talk to anyone at any time. It's really cute, but he'll be like, he'll hear something. He's like, yeah, what's going on with the building over there? How long has it been going? Like things that I would never care about. In West Hampton, he was talking about like the waves and they call it like,

there's a certain word for the wave and how like big the waves are okay and he was like talking about it all day with people and i was like i've never heard this word and why do we care about it so much anyway but yeah des will be like so into the neighborhood gossip like i love that oh this guy got and and then you see these people like love him and i think i'm as likable or more likable than des but i hate small talk like i will literally get me out of this conversation

conversation but he just like flows so naturally with these people and I think I because you want to know what he's a genuinely happy person

You know what? I asked him, I said, do you have anxiety or depression or both? And he goes, I have anxiety. I don't have depression. And I go, and that's what differentiates us because I have both. And you're like, touche. I think it's probably the same with Craig, you think? Yes. Craig does not have depression. You can't have two depressed people. No, you can't. Like, hey, I'm the depressed one, okay? So...

Let me have one thing. Craig definitely has anxiety, but Craig has it sporadically. You know, we're perpetually in it. And there's like some days that are like we're not as anxiety ridden, but it's like it's still there. Craig is like sporadic, but he's not he's not depressed. Yeah, he's like happy. He wakes up smiling and I'm like, oh, my God. How do you do that?

Yeah, Des has been jet lagged. So he's been waking up at 5 a.m. And then he falls asleep at 8 p.m. The other night I had seven hours to myself. That's nice, though. I literally like it was like mom and dad are in bed. Like me and Romeo were like running around. I was like eating shit. I was like putting on anything I wanted, filming TikTok. It was wild. I've actually been having such bad anxiety recently that I...

Can't sleep? No, the opposite. I've been waking up so early and I'm just like, why would God do this to me? That is, that's the world trying to tell you something. Yeah, it's like the final straw. Yeah, when anxiety, your body will tell you like when the anxiety starts waking you up because the sad thing about that is when you're depressed and this is our mental health moment.

every moment of the day feels so long yeah does that make sense like when you're really in it

it's exhausting to exist because you're so in your head the whole time. So sleep is the only time to escape yourself. Yeah, exactly. So with that said, I'm, I'm glad that you're up to like live more, but now it's finding ways to make that existence more pleasurable. Like to the point. Oh my God. And now is our sponsor for vibrators. Um,

A sucking vibrator is... Anyway. No, seriously. It's...

it's debilitating because one, I don't want to be up, but I'm, it's not like I'm just waking up and I'm laying there. Like I have to then get up to be like, I gotta like get shake this. I mean, I only, I go to the couch. It's like, I have to get out of the bed. And like, right now, one day Craig called me and he was like, are you coming back? Like, where are you? And I was like, I'm just downstairs. And he's like, okay, well stop being weird. I've been getting excited. Cause I've been having trouble going to sleep. So I,

The bed to me has given me anxiety to go to the bed. I've gone through that. Because the bed is a place of bad thoughts. Have you been sleeping on the couch? Yep. Yeah. So I fall asleep on the couch. Des wakes me up at four and he goes, babe, what are you doing? Yeah. He goes, lives his day. I go to the bed. He wakes you up when he's getting up. Yep. And then you go to bed. It's literally college when your friends are going to class and you're coming home from the party. And you're like, what's up, bro? And that's why I'm basically single. You are. I literally don't know this man. And I do long discipline.

We're single. Relationships, when you spend too much time with the person and too routine oriented, you do become like siblings. Yes. And that's what you have to avoid. And I read that recently somewhere. Wait, so did I. It was probably TikTok. No, it was.

It was like the absolute worst thing that can happen to your relationship is not the fighting, not the like whatever. It's becoming too routine and being siblings. Yeah. Because siblings are different than best friends. You want to be best friends. Like it's okay to go like a week or two not having sex. But you don't want to have sex with your sibling. No. Your sibling, you're just like we're family. We're forced to be here. And you want to like poke that person and like tease them basically.

Yeah. And it's OK to be like teasy or whatever in a flirty way. I just it's like why you shouldn't fart all over them. That's sibling behavior. Yes. Which like in my past, I've done that before when I'm trying to get the guy out of the relationship. And that's toxic. That is toxic. That is toxic. Now. Yeah. Actually, I will pat myself on the back for that one because Craig doesn't even know I go to the bathroom.

But that is why the patriarchy is still in charge, because in the time that you're figuring out full strategic like game plans to shit without him knowing. It's really for him. Like he gets more like he doesn't want me to know that he goes to the bathroom. We were just away and he was like, I'm going to go downstairs to the lobby. And I was like, for what? Yeah.

And he was like, I just have to go down to the lobby. And I was like, Craig, I know that you have to take a shit. You can do it in the hotel room. Wait, you guys are like fresh. But he doesn't, he like doesn't want to. Someone, you guys are going to go on a trip and someone's going to get

a stomach bug and that's gonna be the break. And like if we're in a hotel room I make him get in the shower turn the shower on and turn on music because you just never know. And I don't want Wait so while he's in the shower you poop? Yeah. What if it smells? It was in a different area. Oh okay that scared me. Cause that's what we used to do.

That's what we literally did. We did it in the same room. We did it in the same room because if we... We'd be like, these people are nuts. If I was pooping and you were in the shower, no one could hear us talking. It was the one time for us to be like, what the fuck is happening? Where are we? Like, where's my mom? Oh my God. Okay. Toxic traits that convince myself aren't toxic. The silent treatment. Wow. I'm really happy he said that because that's my go-to. Is that your go-to? Yeah.

I think that it's good in a way. It actually does remind me of reality TV for a second because actually Lauren Conrad was talking about reality TV on her experience of the hills. Someone told me about it. Yeah, I think it was on TikTok probably. And she said how it's really difficult because normally when you get into a fight or an argument with a friend, you have time to process it. You have time to reflect. You can speak and talk to them when you choose. But with reality TV, because...

filming is money you have to address it immediately yeah and you're like I actually don't even know how I feel about this but I'm gonna yell you have to either apologize you have to not apologize you have to have an argument like you're constantly on other people's timelines have to make decisions about your feelings and in some ways it's cool because you're always have to like take action but sometimes you haven't processed it

And you'll look and you'll be like, oh, that was because I was in a fight two minutes earlier and I was forced to do something right after. Right. To like have a storyline. Right. Where I feel like the silent treatment is a good way to like, you don't know what you want to say yet. Yeah. But you know you're not happy. Yeah. And you want to also see how they react to the silent treatment. And it's almost like it's better torture because some people don't deserve to talk to you yet. Yeah.

Craig doesn't like I don't know if he doesn't know the word for silent treatment full silent but he'll be like you're being mysterious again are you mad he calls you mysterious wait that's like a compliment thank you so much he goes you're so aloof and mysterious your scorpio dark eyes yeah and I'm just like I am being mysterious because I haven't

decided how I feel about what you just said or what just happened and when I do, I'll let you know. And also, I don't think the silent treatment is toxic when something fucked up happened and you are responding to it

Like you're allowed to be upset when something bad happens to you or if someone crossed a boundary. You know what I mean? Also, what I realized is the silent treatment is definitely what I deal with. Like with friend groups or people, I'm just I don't care to fight with anyone. I'll be like, OK, I'm just not gonna deal with them anymore. Yeah. And people will be like, well, that's immature. Why don't you just say it? And it's like, well, sometimes I see sides of people that I'm like, you know what? I don't I am not. This isn't going to be helpful to anyone. Where with reality TV, you're forced to deal.

Bring back the silent treatment. They're like, Paige, what do you think? Normalize the television show where just no one talks. No one's talking. Okay, last one. Toxic traits that I convince myself aren't toxic. Lying. Lying? Murdering someone. I guess white lies are okay. Here's the thing. I've never known, okay, what is the line where it's not a white lie anymore? Yeah.

Ooh, good question. Because have you ever met that? There's always that one girl in high school that just like lies, lies, lies and lies about shit that like so stupid. Yeah. You're like, okay, you had French toast for breakfast, not scrambled eggs. You don't need to lie about that. We don't care. Yeah. So there's those.

I think white lies mean... What if I define white lies as lies that will actually, like, help a situation? Like, if someone's, like, really stressed about something, there's nothing you could do about it to give them kind of, like, a lie to make them feel better. And you're like, just don't worry about it. It's whatever. It's gonna be... Or, like, your... Like...

when I ask you if my outfit looks good and I can't change it and you're like, you look like yourself, you look great. You look just like you, you would pick that. Like, it's like kind of a lie, but not. Yeah. Yeah. Like it looks amazing for you. For you. It's iconic. If you picked it out. Um, well, it's like, well, if you put something on that you love and I wouldn't wear it and you're like, how do I look? I'm going to be like, you look great. Now you wear what I wear. So where are we?

Some weird vortex. I also put us in some alternate universe. I'm convinced. Welcome to the messy age. Did you see Elon Musk tweeted? If I mysteriously die, it's nice knowing you. If I die under mysterious circumstances. Yes. It's been nice knowing you. Isn't that crazy? What made you think of that? What made you think that?

I don't know. Where are you? Where are you right now? Come back. Come back to us. Elon Musk is a character. Would you have sex with Elon Musk? No. Have you ever seen him in an interview? He's almost too smart to talk to. Yeah. Where you're just like, I think you're an idiot. I saw him on SNL and he wasn't that bad on SNL. No, he was pretty good on SNL. He was pretty good. I just like having sex with powerful men. Yeah, I don't want to have sex with men. I'm just like Marilyn Monroe.

But Marilyn... No, we talked about it before, but I hope you guys watch that documentary. We're going to have a dope documentary soon. The documentary I watched. Remember I was going to watch the skin one and the nails one? Oh, yeah. I watched all of them. I watched the skin one. We're done. You're done! What does the FDA do? I'll answer that. Nothing. But basically, we want them to say on the front if it has...

phthalates and uh yeah the other thing and did you not look at all your stuff afterwards I haven't yet you're scared and how crazy that they can put the word fragrance and that can mean everything literally anything because it's like a secret sauce that you don't have to tell people about I want but they

But they shouldn't because people don't know the amount of stuff they put into it. Everyone at the FDA should be fired. And you can quote me on that because they don't do anything. They're like, well, we can encourage that you don't sell that, but we can't make it mandatory. And it's like, okay, so then what is your job? It's just weird that some things are illegal in Europe or Asia. 11,000 things are like illegal in Europe. And there's like 11 things in America that are illegal to put in an

And that's insane because it's like, are we different types of humans? Because if someone thinks it should be illegal to humans, it should be worldwide illegal. Right. Our skin don't like have different functions. Right. Like our bodies don't react differently to chemicals. Right. Like we're still going to die. What'd you learn from the hair one? So they concentrated it on this one brand. It was called Diva Curl. Yeah. And the brand is still...

Like, selling on shelves. For girls with curly hair? For girls with curly hair. And it was making their hair amazing for, like, the first two months. Then all of a sudden, it started, like, falling out. It, like, wasn't growing. I feel like I have a friend who did influencer stuff with them. Really? Yeah. All these crazy things. To the point where there's one girl on there that's, like, I haven't had, um...

Like there has been ringing in my ear for three years now. And she was like, I, my speeches, her speech is delayed. She's got chronic depression. She had like just gotten married or like has been with her boyfriend for, I forget what the actual story was, but she was like, and like, we can't go and do anything because I can't hear and I can't like talk anymore. And I'm so depressed all the time. I can't leave my apartment. So what are you going to put on your hair, skin and nails now?

This is why I look the way that I do. We've given up. We've given up. Someone was tweeting to me about talcum powder. Be like, how much talcum powder will kill me? Apparently not. Apparently. Not that much. It's not the talc powder that will kill you. It's the asbestos that grows right with talc powder. So you can have talc powder and like breathe it in. Mm-hmm.

And you would be fine. But if asbestos... Did you try that? No. I don't recommend it. But like 90% of talc powder has asbestos in it. There's just no way it doesn't. But they say that it doesn't. Because they test like a very small amount. Sounds like Giggly Squad needs to put out a line of clean... Seriously, I was like talking to my mom about it. She was like...

I had such a mom about it. And she was like, you know what? You literally drink spray tan. So don't even. Don't even. How dare you sit at the dinner and act like you are all natural all of a sudden. She's like, you will snort anything that says it'll make you tan. So please. And I'm like, oh my God, on Mother's Day? I went to an Italian restaurant and they gave...

Like my friend a plastic straw my friend jokes like you know what I hate to say it But it's kind of nice to have a plastic straw it always does the job right and the lady goes It's crazy. They give you a paper straw and then for takeout they have the plastic bag

the plastic bag everything's plastic but the straw that gets put in water and i was like give that woman a raise because she has a point the lady has a point if you watch a documentary they say it's really the did that did nothing long story short the straws are the least of our problems um story short i do have a random a random like trend report okay the drink of the summer

What is that? A dirty Shirley. Wait, someone was just, who was just talking to me about this? And I was like, I am on board. I was a Shirley Temple girly when I was 12. I'm going to tell you also, I'm kind of done with, um, I never, martinis. Who hurt you? I know. I'm just like, what happened? I'm like, not a,

feeling them. I feel like I've gone to places and I've had like consistently two bad ones in a row and I'm just like, oh, I'm over these. But my birthday, I mean my birthday, my bachelorette. Yeah. The bachelorette of the century. They were good. Yeah. But you're right, a couple bad ones and there are places that are hard to make and they fuck it up. I also can't drink tequila anymore. That'll happen. I'm back. I feel like

college I drank so much vodka I could kill Russia. I couldn't do vodka for like seven years after college. So when I got out of college I was all tequila and now I'm like

If I smell it, I will throw up. So I'm back to vodka. I am doing something fun for my wedding. This is like a little sneak peek. They said two signature drinks. And I wanted to name it after Butter and Romeo are two pets. So I'm doing Butter's Bellini, which is like a peach Bellini. And then Romeo's Martini. And it's espresso martini. Cute. But now I'm like, how are you going to not like espresso martinis on my wedding week? No, I'm...

Not my wedding week! Before my wedding? I've literally changed my whole personality before your wedding. Okay, so you're like, I'm dressing like you for this week and you show up in a fucking wedding dress. I borrow that black dress that you love that you always wear. Oh my god, yeah. I wear that to your wedding. Oh, my stand-up dress? Oh, I think my mom's burned it. Also, nostalgia. I love a tube top and I'm anticipating tube tops soon.

Are going to be my aesthetic for the summer. Okay. Like, I kind of love the vibe. You also look great in tube tops. Thank you. I have a long torso and I sweat profusely. So the fact that I don't have any cloth near my armpit. Yeah. Frees me like a bird. Nelly Furtado. Your torso is built for a tube top. I hate to say this, but my biggest flex is people see my torso and they go, is that Britney Spears?

Does she have a long torso? Brittany is known for her amazingly long torso. And someone made fun of my torso in college and I thought it was a bad thing. And then Brittany's normalized a long torso. Brittany's normalized a lot of things. Yeah, she has. She has. Okay. I also wrote new trend that you sent me. Tape Botox.

I sent it to you? I think on TikTok. Oh, where the girls are like pulling their faces back and then putting the makeup on it. Oh, no, no, no, no. Legit Tate Botox. Yes. Okay. So there's this new trend going around and I did order it on Amazon. Oh, so is it, do they have specific tape for it or just tape in general? I have to look up the name, but there is a specific brand that makes

things to put on your forehead while you're sleeping. But then there's other people that are like, you could use regular tape and it works the same. It looked like duct tape almost. And it's supposed to freeze these muscles so that it's harder to like move your face. Is it because the glue has a kind of toxin in it? Or...

Talcum powder. It's definitely not... Asbestos at it again. I thought it was at first like, oh, you're just not moving your... I didn't think far into it. Fuck, it's definitely like really toxic. It's definitely very toxic. Like to be putting in your pores whatever the tape is that'll stick...

Yeah, that's not great. Not great. No, but I'm going to look at what's inside of the actual brand that like it's called like Facey or something. I'll find it. I'll post another trend that everyone's talking about. Coastal grandma era. Have you heard of it? Are you into it? Tell the gigglers. I think Diane Keaton in Something's Gotta Give. Cape Cod. She's white. She's ivory. She's tan. Ina Garten in the Hamptons. Yes.

I could see you, because I think you look so good in baggy. You don't do it enough. I mean, today you are. But I feel like a good coastal grandma top. I coastal grandma it a lot when I'm in Charleston. I could see that for you. Because I'm not a huge...

color pastel girl. So when I'm down there, I try and keep it white and tans and neutrals. So I definitely bring out like a coastal grandma chic. Coastal grandma is just like you are your husband's died. You are rich. You don't care to show off for anyone, but you're timeless. You're timeless. You're put together, but you want to be loose and comfortable because you might go to the garden. You might pick some basil. But you're wearing a trouser because you used to be professional. Yeah. And you still have that

Yeah, and you're not trying to get a man. You don't need a man. No. You're not dressing in the hoochie trend, such as my bachelorette. Yes. The word hoochie should be brought back. Yeah, it really should. Do you have any front page news? I have one thing. So, Leah McSweeney. Yeah. Because we have to talk about Pete and Kim. Leah McSweeney, Bravo sister. Mm-hmm.

said she thinks it's creepy that Pete, so early in the relationship, tattooed Kim's children on him. I agree. I think that's very weird. I think...

The only reason I didn't think it was weird that he got a tattoo, like my girl's a lawyer is because he's like fully tatted. Like he doesn't see getting a tattoo as like as permanent as other people. And he wouldn't care about like getting it like taken off if he really wanted it. I don't even think he'd really, he'd take that tattoo off if they broke up. Like, I feel like he just doesn't care about that. Her children. What did he get of her children? Their names or like their initials or something. Yeah. That's weird.

But I also guess that he sees his, he gets tattoos and then covers them up like we change eyelashes. Lipstick. I was going to say socks. I don't know. We were like trying to read each other's minds and turns out it's empty. There's nothing there.

I think that's weird. I agree. It was interesting that someone spoke up like for a second outside the like PR machine that is like another perfect, beautiful relationship in the world. Yeah. Kind of being a hater. Okay. Because I, I'm going to stop being fake for a second. I've been fake this whole time. I'm going to stop right now. I, when they showed this clip of her telling Pete to take off the second hat. Yes.

And some people were like, this is so cute. And I got like a gut reaction. And I felt I did not like it. Thank you so much for saying it. It wasn't so much for me, her saying take off the hat. It was his reaction to it. He was uncomfortable. He was uncomfortable. And he got very like little kid. He got nervous. He got very little kid. Like maybe he was just uncomfortable. Like he got in trouble. Because it's like...

There was a camera there. And like, this was a big, no, I think you're uncomfortable that. So for people don't know, it shows Kim being filmed with him, like behind the scenes, something. And he's trying on her Mac ala dress. Yeah. And he has a hat on. And then he put a second hat on top of it. Being cute, being funny. That is so Pete, a comedian you're dating. Cause he was like, I had nowhere to put it. I didn't want to lose it. But he also like, you could tell he thought it was funny. He thought it was cute. And she goes, take off the hat.

Yeah. Like in a very like mom to son. Like you're embarrassing me. Exactly. And you could tell for a second he was vibing in himself and then he was like, what? And she was like, take off the hat. And he for a second tried to have boundaries with her and was like, why? Yeah. And she goes, because we might use this footage, which didn't answer his question as to like, but why? Why can't the footage have me being goofy? Yeah. And it's...

And it reminds me of like me with an ex when I'm being myself and them being like, oh, you're really loud back there. Be yourself to a point. Yes. And then he kind of made a joke like, oh, this hat caused a lot of drama.

That whole interaction to me, it to me. And then the comments were like, they're so fucking cute. And I'm like, weird. Is this why you, is this why you texted me the other day? And you said, I'm just going to say it. Kim annoys me. And I was like, I was exposed to having a conversation. You just, I also think it was during the Met Gala when she was like bragging about losing 16 pounds for a dress. And people argue, like people do that for roles all the time and weddings and

But I argue that you should not do that for weddings. I argue that you should not do it to wear a dress for one night. Yeah. But then her trainer was like, she did it very healthily. I'm like, oh, oh, she was eating during that. So like I was in the very minority of like, I didn't think the dress was like that crazy. I like, yes. Is it crazy and amazing that you were Marilyn Monroe's dress? Of course.

But like the actual dress was iconic on Maryland, but no one like remembers the dress. No one's like, oh, that dress was amazing. I was like, you kind of were like the same thing last year. Chloe was basically I was about to ask, what do you think happened that Chloe is wearing the same dress? Do you think that Chloe picked that just a while ago? I think that Chloe's was more like a gold and black moment. And yeah.

Kim's was more like nude with crystals. Like, I don't think they even saw it as like a similar vibe, but to like a normal person who isn't in that like world every single day. Like we were like, that's the same. That's the same. That's like a guy being like, you get your haircut and you're like, someone's different. I don't know. Like it's that comparison. Yeah. Yeah.

I thought Kendall was my favorite. Okay, we're going to just wrap this up with some dope docs because shit is happening. I watched the Hillsong documentary on Discovery Plus. I bought it for $7.99. How was that? It was very interesting. Do you know about Hillsong? Yes, we talked about this last time.

I'm senile. I'm fully senile at this point. I'm a goldfish. I have the memory of a goldfish. And you were going to watch the full thing. I did. I watched it. Yeah. No, we already talked about this. And you told me how they, like, set people up. And Hailey Bieber was set up with Justin. But I finally, like, watched the end. So, basically, it's like a megachurch. And it's a thin line between megachurch and cult. At first, you're just like, okay, maybe they're just super religious. Like, they were telling people you can't.

like kiss before six months you can't

All this. Kiss before six months. Yeah. But that was like, so this pastor gets famous. This pastor, like really famous. He's like a rock star. He's hanging out with Justin Bieber. He's a rock. Like he's. It's like flying private. I'll just never understand when churches have like a ton of money. That's why I love Righteous Gemstones so much. I think it's the best show on television. Righteous Gemstones? Yes. With Danny McBride. Okay. It's him. He's the main character. Righteous Gemstones.

He plays a megachurch pastor? His dad is the megachurch pastor and the kids all want to take over the megachurch because they want all the money. That's what people argue. They're like, is this a business or a religion? And then you'd argue if the religion has a good business, it spreads better.

But then there's a thin line because, yeah, this guy started Instagram with the designer. They live in mansions. And he started posting all the designer clothes the pastors are wearing. And it's like, is this for Jesus? You know who is a mega church pastor? Who? Giselle Bryant's.

Oh, man. Yeah. Is he a megachurch one, though? Megachurch. No way. Like superstar. He's like has like tons of followers on Instagram. Like he's a megachurch pastor. She looks like a pastor's wife, though. Yeah. I think she is one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen in my life. She honestly is incredible looking and beautiful.

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um so long story short i'm like this just sounds super religious did i tell you then the pastor has to report that he's been cheating on his wife yes he i knew that not because oh okay so he did this whole instagram he has kids his kids the girl came out this muslim no yeah this muslim girl was she part of the church no he went up to her in a park

And they had this, like, affair. Like, six-month affair. And then she basically came out, like, this guy's a fake. Could you imagine...

literally anyone coming up to you in a park. I'd be like, I'm getting kidnapped. This is the end. Get my affairs in order. Sex trafficking. If a man, and she said she was like reading, but that also seems so like rom-com corny. What is he doing? Just like roaming around the park, trying to find like women that are down to like what he just spotted her and was like, she's really pretty. Let me end my marriage in this four seconds that I go up to this woman. Yeah. It's so strange. And she basically like exposed him and,

And he has not posted on Instagram since. And the church... He got kicked out of being the pastor. He's kicked out, yeah. So then you're like, okay, it's just a church and the priest did messed up shit. But then you look into it deeper. It turned out the dad of the founder of the church was a pedophile. And then... His dad? No. There was a guy who actually was running it. Got it. And his dad started it, was a pedophile. And then they had this college where they basically would make the kids work.

And if they found out that they had had sex before or done drugs, they treated them really bad. I mean, it was... Lame. We've seen worse cults as a cult enthusiast. You really are. It just seemed very, very religious. But very religious and cultish, the two extremes are a thin line. You wrote something on the shared note about someone that was in a cult that I didn't... Jared Leto?

Oh, so Jared Leto, people, he does this thing in Serbia where he invites like a ton of fans and they all wear white and he like gives speeches. So everyone's like, this is a cult. I actually tried on a wedding dress. I thought you were Jared Leto. And I looked like Jared Leto in a cult. Like my hair down. Honestly, Jared Leto's gorgeous. So that was a compliment to me. Jared Leto is very good looking. Stunning. But Jared Leto, I think people are going to find out more stuff about him and he is, it's wild. Um,

Then, okay. And he was a lead singer of a band, right? Yeah. What band? 30 Seconds to Mars. Oh, Patrick. He's so useful sometimes.

Then I watched a documentary about a nuclear explosion in Pennsylvania. You're a range out of this world. Literally out of this world. It's on, I believe, Hulu. Yeah, there was a nuclear explosion in the late 80s. Okay, where? When nuclear energy was new. Like a small town in Pennsylvania. Nuclear energy is new. Everyone loves the nuclear plants they put. Everyone's working. They love their new jobs. They're like, hashtag nuke. Great for the economy. Yeah.

Ashley, I love nukes. And then one day like things start beeping and shit went wrong. And the first thing they do, cause it's a business was tell everyone like, you're fine. You're good. Yeah. And white lied. White, toxic, white,

They were like, everything happens for a reason. But people were like, you'll tell us if it's affecting us, right? And they were like, absolutely, you're fine. And then they got to the point where they were like, we might need to tell these people to evacuate. But once you evacuate people, like, that's millions of people. So they were like, we're just doing, like, a warning that we might tell you to evacuate. And that's when people were like, okay, I'm not fucking waiting around for this. And people started leaving. When was this? This is, like, late 80s. Like, Des remembered it. Okay. Yeah.

He was like, yeah, the nuclear explosion of 87. Obviously. And I never heard of this, but the whole nuclear industry is freaking out because if they say people need to evacuate because something wrong happened in a nuclear plant, that means all the places that have nuclear plants are going to get scared. Yeah. So everyone's freaking out. And then... Did they evacuate? Yes. Okay. So the...

everyone's in their hazmat suits like it's scary and it eventually goes to like a normal level but then they decide they want to like redo it and they have to long story short i'm not scientific enough to know and i did fall asleep towards the end because it was like 2 a.m at that point but like there was a crazy nuclear almost explosion that happened it was crazy um so

I don't know if they lived or died. Okay, my final one is insane. It's called I Think My First Name is Steve. Okay. Or Steven. Okay. I Think My First Name is Steve or Steven. And it's on... I'm going to say Hulu. I realize you have a lot of subscriptions. Honestly...

At this point, we should just pay for cable because I have 400 subscribers. Because I have dozens. You're watching it all. I'm watching it all. Because life is too short. Do you ever log on to something and you're like, who the fuck is Chelsea? Yeah. And you're like, been watching their shit for years. And you're like, I don't even know how I got this. Well, if you ever go to your Hulu and you see it's a ton of documentaries, you know who stole your login. Yeah.

This is fucking insane. This kid, Steven, one day his mom is late to pick him up from work from at school and he disappears. He's gone.

and they're telling the news the news is so cute how old so it's important if the kid's cute the kid's ugly no one cares you're not he's not on the back of the milk carton so he's so cute where is it you said i said how old we don't listen to each other um he's seven okay in california okay

Then the news finally stops reporting on him and like he's gone and he has like four siblings and they are just distraught. He's just gone missing from school. Gone. Okay. Wow. I want to watch this. Turns out I can I tell you what happens? It's really crazy. I think that's why we're here. If you want to watch it, watch it now without the spoilers because when I tell you crazy shit happen, crazy shit happen. Okay. So I'll try to keep it general. So turns out a man took him.

and brought him to like a small town in California that people like an ocean town or some shit and just raised the kid like normal told the kid his parents don't want him anymore that he's legally his dad now like he wanted a son

and they interview people who knew him at school, and they changed his name to Dennis. So his name was Dennis, and the kid just kind of got brainwashed that his parents don't want him. His name's Dennis now. So Dennis fully just lived as a kidnapped kid, going to school, playing with his friends. That was it. And he was too young to like... What year was this? Like, when was this? The 80s, I think. Does Des remember? Probably. The 80s are crazy. Des knows all about it. Then...

Fast forward, he's like 13 on the football team. He was getting kind of too close with people and he moved him again.

And then you realize, like, he's getting assaulted by this guy. One day he comes home and there's a little kid there. And he goes, this is your new brother. Because clearly he aged out. And suddenly, for whatever reason, he had convinced himself that this is where he belongs. But he knew deep down this kid is going to go through what I went through. And I don't want him to. And during the night, he picked up this kid, put him on his shoulders, and just started walking around.

And like left and they got someone to pick him up and the kid told him like the town he lived in brought him to the police station and the police station goes, we're looking for you also. And he goes, what? And he goes, I think my name is Steve. I'm literally getting goosebumps telling this right now. And they bring him back to his family and he's this hero, like town hero. Cause he not only saved this kid's life, but seven years later, he's not dead. He's alive. Steve is here.

But then they get so much press because the media loves this beautiful hero moment. And the kid hasn't even processed what he's went through. He didn't tell anyone about the abuse. He's just like, yeah, I just live there. I'm fine. I didn't go through anything. In school, when he got out of school, they'd ask him how he's doing with his friends. It was too much media. Yeah. And I'm like, what's it like to not want all this attention? Can I have their PR? Like, who's doing this?

He's in the news headlines every morning. So every time. What kind of news outlet? His outfit. So, and the parents, they say, looking back, like we wish we didn't give every interview, but it was such a good, great story. And the dad says that he doesn't want to put him in therapy. Why? He like, didn't believe. I know it's always fucking stupid dad. No offense. Dad's stupid. He,

He actually like he's a little naughty for a bit, like a little drugs, but nothing too bad. And then he falls in love with a girl he met and they have a family. And you're like, oh, my God, this is so beautiful. And he's like 24. And they say we want to do a film about your life, like a Hollywood TV film. It wins an Emmy. It's great. He like took the money. He bought a motorcycle with the money. He's like loving life. And then in his motorcycle, he got hit by a car and died. What?

At 24. So these people spent their whole lives waiting for him to come back. He came home, finally got his shit together and gets killed. So fast forward this poor family. These girls die at Yosemite Park. They're like, this is crazy. And then another girl dies at Yosemite Park. And they're like, this is crazy. And their brother works at Yosemite Park. Their brother...

becomes a serial killer and starts I'm laughing because of Paige's face

The brother that Stephen saved? No, the brother that was older than Stephen in the family and was always in the background. He became a serial killer? People were either like, he got fucked up by it and felt like he never got attention and wanted to get a better story than Steve, or they think he always was unwell and the dad never got him the help he needed. So he ended up murdering three women on the death penalty, and they interview the family, and they're like...

the fact that any of this happened in one person's lifetime is insane. So that's why I kind of gave everything away. You don't really have to watch it. I'm actually terrified to watch it now and I won't be watching it. So insane. White lies sometimes. Dude, that just threw me for a loop. I can't believe the guy died. No, it was so traumatizing that I had to retraumatize it on you. You needed to like give it to someone. Yeah. Is that toxic?

Anyway. I just, I have to give it to someone now. Yeah. Go tell Craig afterward. Um, so anyway, thanks for getting that was super fun. Sorry to kind of ruin the mood. I mean, if you want someone to my wedding,

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